S03E54 - 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY AN AMERICAN EXTREMIST [2020-12-21 - S03E54 - 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY AN AMERICAN EXTREMIST]
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That's a fun Christmas song a viewer sent in called Christmas was better in the 80s.
I can't find it anywhere.
I couldn't find it on Spotify.
I could only find it on YouTube.
Couldn't find it on the jukebox at the pub.
It's very, very annoying.
Today's New York Post, teens rescue sibs who fell into frozen pond.
Good work.
Why are the kids around a frozen pond, by the way, without parental supervision?
Two New Jersey youngsters out for their first ever sled crashed through an icy pond and were saved by a group of teenage boys who formed a human chain and pulled the siblings out of the freezing waters.
Can't read anymore because that kind of stuff gets the sweaty eyes going.
I don't tear up for sad things.
I tear up for happy things.
$600 checks and $900 billion stimulus plan, $300 a week and additional jobless benefits.
Cernovich was doing the math on this, and it's like, wait a minute, there's 331 million of us, 900 billion, and what's that?
It ends up being like thousands, and we're getting like 1,200, or I'm not.
You are.
So something fishy is going on with that.
And I don't like this idiocracy thing where Captain Mountain Dew, wingnut wrestler, says, everyone gets a million dollars.
Money's not magic.
I don't, don't throw it away.
Don't throw it at the problem and think it's going to fix things.
We need restaurants to be open.
We need to earn money.
Not just go deeper in debt, right, Trump?
You're not a nice person.
True, true.
I'm not being very benevolent.
Today's book, of course, is Christina Hoff Summers.
This is an oldie but a goodie.
It's all still totally applicable.
But I think this was like 2014 that I got this.
13, yeah.
The war against boys, how misguided policies are harming our young men.
She mostly focuses on academia and how young boys are performing worse and worse in school.
And that's normal.
Boys always perform worse and worse.
No, it's not normal.
We're comparing it to the past.
And there's something strange going on.
I think there's this sort of latent sexism where these cunty Marxist fat bitch teachers are so entrenched in their crusade to stop the evil white man that they start hating the evil white man when he's an evil little boy.
And now being rambunctious is some sort of a sin.
This balances out the point setup better.
Oh, we got it.
I'll turn the lights on.
When you're away from the mic, we can't hear you so good.
Yeah, I know.
That's why.
Why, what's the problem?
It's not really showing up there.
Yes, it is.
It's showing up on my monitor.
I made it red because it counteracts the point setup.
Gotcha.
What are you doing right now?
Looking for a visual of this fact that 35% of all U.S. dollars were printed in the last 10 months.
Did you know that?
No.
It's pretty Bonanski's.
35%, almost half was of all time U.S. dollars in the past 10 months.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Your electric car is not running on magic electricity that's from outer space.
They burned coal to make that electricity.
There's no free lunches, dummies.
So that's disturbing.
I'm going to get into that today, too.
The problem with socialism.
What's this?
1-3.
I was going to use this jam, but it's not Christmassy enough, and this is Christmas week.
What's that one?
Playboy to be stand back or stand by.
Stand back and stand by.
But I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
Somebody's got to do something about NTF and the left because this is not the right week.
I'm a patriot.
That means I'm full of blood before my pride.
I don't play about my freedom and the truths that deny for this beloved country.
Why you was so comfy inside?
They will never trade on me.
What are the likes and dislikes on this?
235 downs.
How many views does it have?
5,000 ups.
73,000.
What are the comments like?
Yo, brother.
That's all his pin comments.
Solid, man.
Sharing the song with people.
Stars and stripes.
That's some lyrics.
He's the kind of guy who responds to every YouTube message.
A good amount of him, yeah.
Yeah, all positive from him.
YouTube messages are often from a 12-year-old.
People talk about the haters.
Yo, you gotta sleep on the haters.
Don't worry about the haters.
But the haters are often 12.
Yeah, speaking of the war on boys, I think I've told this story before, but at my kid's school, there's a thing where they get penalized for being rambunctious.
And they said, but if you can prove he has ADD, then I can't dock him, you know, I can't give him a bad grade because it's a disease.
So they go, okay, well, you have to go to a therapist, though, and he'll, or a psychologist, whatever, he'll look at, check out your boy.
And so then the psychologist looks And he goes, Yeah, it's ADD.
You're going to need Riddlin.
You have to.
And so the schools are saying to our boys, you have to become a speed addict or you will have no academic future.
How draconian is that?
That sounds like China.
China.
Hey, we should probably show those things someone made us, Brian, right there in the next room, the signs.
Oh.
This is kind of weird.
I don't like to punch right.
I'm not a big rap guy, so I don't really like that last song, but I don't punch right, so I say it's awesome.
And then there's this to the Kinsman family.
And it's Justice for Liberty.
What is this now?
I never...
Oh, I guess I shouldn't be opening this.
Holy shit, it's a ton of money.
What?
Whoops.
Good thing I didn't throw this away.
So it's a letter to Zenoa.
And then it looks to be about...
Sorry, Zenoa, I shouldn't have opened that.
2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24.
$240.
Cool.
And she's got a letter there for us.
And then she also made us these that you're supposed to make a sign of, put it on a stick, and then you use it to hit away like bottles and stuff and piss when they throw it at you.
Together we are the mighty.
Someone worked really hard on these.
I love Trump.
So thank you for that, whoever you are.
And I'll definitely get that money to Zenoa.
You know, there was a lot of fundraising going on these days for Christmas.
And people keep asking me, how can I get money to Max and John, the Max and John Fund?
I think one of the easiest ways is to not just to skip over me entirely.
Don't mail it to me like you just did.
Her cash app is ProudLion S, but it's a dollar sign first.
I don't know how Cash App works.
That's like a hashtag or something.
Oh, like an app.
That proceeds, yeah.
It proceeds all names.
So it's dollar sign, which they all have.
Proud Lion S spelled the way Lion S is spelled.
L-I-O-N-E-S-S, all one word.
We raised $3,000 for Max and John on the weekend.
I wonder if that guy texted me the link.
He had to take it down because he had to fix, edit some stuff.
No, I think he's taking it down for now.
But yeah, we drank.
Holy shit, was I feeling it on Monday.
How long did you stay in there?
Two hours.
I drank a bottle of Maker's Mark.
And I had been drinking that day.
But the dude that won, Jordan, I think his name was, was sober as a judge.
I'm a little dubious, sir, of how sober you were.
Luke, me, and the Hobbit were completely destroyed.
Luke was like, I saw the aftermath of Luke, and it was bad.
Yeah, he looked like he wasn't going to make it almost.
I don't, I was being, I was so drunk, I was being way too honest.
At one point, Luke's like, why aren't I in the Vegas stuff more?
I went over dinner.
I'm like, well, you're fat and ugly, and it's bad for the brand.
He's like, ow.
So can you not get in?
I'm trying.
I hate that D-Live shit.
I cannot figure it out.
I don't love it.
Last time they did a thing, I was trying to donate, and it wouldn't mount.
But anyway, that's three grand to Zenoa.
$240 there.
Good shit.
Hey, can I just give you the $240 and then you cash app her?
I could do that, yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
That saves me having a mail shit out.
I'm so hot in this Christmas sweater.
It hurts me today.
That's really vain.
It's affecting the show, though.
I'm having trouble concentrating because I'm boiling.
I don't really get sweaters.
The house has to be 60 degrees before a sweater is not uncomfortable.
And then they have pictures of people with sweaters with a dress shirt on underneath, and they're sitting by the fireplace, sometimes with a blazer on top.
I could do that if I was outside, maybe.
Who are you people?
In Westchester, all the people in finance, they wear sweaters that zip to here, and then a dress shirt, and then a blazer.
Try that.
Try that.
And try not dripping with sweat.
Can I show this?
What?
Oh, that's it.
So it was a shot every six minutes.
What?
For two hours.
Holy shit.
And the guy won with the tie on, he won, and he was totally fine.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he brought it home last time, too.
He's an anomaly.
He's an alcoholimane.
I don't remember that guy at all.
The guy with the green.
Oh, here's the biggest one.
The less best one.
Fuck you, cut out all the good parts, Gavin.
Well, you're fat and ugly, and it's better for the brand.
Wow, we dropped it.
We're having good luck with a needle dropping these names.
Drop of the needle.
But can you go ahead to when everyone passed out?
Sure.
I'm guessing five minutes in would be sufficient.
Deep throating a...
At the beginning, we're taking our guns, pointing them at the camera.
Look at that.
I almost emptied a bottle.
There's Nick.
There's Nick, who I fired.
Oh, I didn't really, but I was thinking he should be fired because...
Excuse me?
What's going on with that guy's eyes?
They look like pussies.
Friday Nights All Right didn't mount on Friday.
That show has really gone down as far as the quality of the production, hasn't it?
Used to be a live studio audience.
The episode coming up that it's really good of Friday Nights All Right is when you guys watch with Nail and I?
That's not Friday Nights Alright.
No.
So I guess it's Censored.tv presents.
It just so happens to have Milo in it.
I see.
You know what would be a good show?
It's just Milo and I sitting in our new studio doing the weekend review.
Yeah.
You guys are great together.
It was like a...
So what's all this?
Is this Luke just being wasted?
Yeah.
So Mike FaceTimed me after this whole happened, and he was asleep with his pants off.
Luke just gets naked after him.
Who's Mike?
He was the guy next to Luke.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I always forget his name.
Dresses like it's the 1970s.
So I guess for the last half hour, I was just asleep.
Oh, wow.
I'm not going to lie.
I thought that was Luke.
That's you.
That was actually a lot easier.
When he told me that Gavin was coming on, I said, fuck, this is it.
But he got trashed before it.
So the guy on the top right is acting sober, but he's not.
That guy has been drinking six, every six minutes.
That's 10 shots an hour.
That's 20 shots.
20 drinks.
Now, when I was last in Scotland, there was a headline that said, 17 pints kills Kevin.
I don't know why they said the word pints, but it was actually 17 shots.
And this guy went to a club and he did 17 shots and died.
This guy did 20.
I don't know when I passed out.
So I probably did 15.
Last time he was doing things like just chugging it, like doing unnecessary drinks, just to kind of show that he's not a human.
Anyway, three grand.
That's pretty good.
Pretty great.
All right, let's just jump into the show.
Let's talk about racism.
Oh, we are starting the show as of now.
Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
You have such a weird aesthetic.
It's so like early 90s.
That looks like vice when it was Voice of Montreal.
I guess it's just because I was designing it back then and I was an amateur and you just do stuff like an amateur.
Well, it's supposed to be a little 70s too with the border.
And then the...
Everyone uses those kind of squares when they first start doing graphic design.
And the bad color TV type of look.
Well, they get that fuzzy old TV look.
But then you abandon that for a weird face thing.
Yeah.
Totally inconsistent.
Oh, that's the title card.
Okay.
Okay, when I was a young man, we used to watch The Equalizer.
Me and my black friend, Derek Beckles, were obsessed with it, especially the intro, because it shows a woman's feet and then a guy's feet chasing him, then the woman's feet, and then the guy's feet chasing her.
The music was cool, too.
It was Stuart Copeland from the police.
So he would catch criminals.
Yeah, isn't that a cool aesthetic?
Just like the New York City crime.
I can't get out of this phone box.
So she'd be a good chip to rape.
Uh-huh, too late.
Why don't you get on the rape train?
That's the next one.
I love the shoes.
There he is.
Edward Woodward.
The equalizer.
And he was like an ex-MI5 guy, an MI5 guy who would go solve your problems.
And he would do it for free.
It would have to be a real thing, like some guy stalking me or something.
And he would stop it right.
Uh-oh.
Good day, son.
There he is.
He's a famous British actor that goes way back, right?
So they go, I like that show.
I love Vigilante Justice.
Or the proper way of pronouncing that, by the way, is Vigilante, which I refuse to do.
But let's make him black.
And wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's make him black and he beats up rich white guys who are rapists.
Yeah.
But, okay, is that a common thing?
I mean, rape.
Is rape really usually rich white kids or is it a different demographic?
No, it's rich white kids.
So there she's the rape victim crying and wasted and drugged, I guess.
That's what rich white kids do.
Could you just help her get in her apartment?
Thanks.
You can read people.
So now they've made the equalizer a black dude.
And he's...
Scroll ahead here.
This is a long scene.
So he sees that she's not okay.
And he decides after he drops her off, he's going to go back to the apartment.
Stop cheating, bro.
This is what rapists do after they rape.
I hate Rick's white guys.
So they've turned it from a white show into an anti-white show.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The uh credit card was invalid.
Shithead!
But you hang with us because your daddy's a client.
You fuck up the first thing.
Come in.
It wasn't declined.
He's about to equalize.
So now it's a weird fantasy world where rich white kids get the shit beaten at them by black people.
You know who has this fantasy?
Yeah, well, now you have.
White people.
We're watching white porn.
And maybe, and this is why the what's it called?
The Catholic school kids.
That's why that was such a big thing.
People really hate young, white, Catholic, religious, Christian-looking, wealthy men.
And white people hate them the most.
Why is that?
Is it like those guys are successful and you have to work hard and you think they had everything handed to them?
Turn it up.
He's like a Terminator.
Jocks don't make movies, nerds do, and jocks beat up nerds.
Oh, that's a good theory.
Yeah.
This is beta males write movies, and they hate the guys that weren't their friends.
Okay?
And I'm going to time this one.
Shhh.
Break his neck.
Get those rich kids that got all the grains.
Break their arms where they can't play the brands.
Break their necks.
Does that really work?
I don't know.
Can you really go and kill someone?
And if you can, how many times has that happened in history?
I can't wait to die because I heard there's a thing called Godoogle where any question you come up with, it tells you.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Like, how many times have any, how many farts have there ever been since?
That's what I was going to.
Before he even said farts, I was like, I hope it's farts.
I hope it's farts.
Please be a fart.
That's what it says right there.
Please be a fart.
The guy of color is the only one you don't beat up.
He's innocent.
Isn't this propaganda?
He just drags.
This is racist propaganda.
Now reverse the roles.
Have a gang of black guys raped a black girl.
The white dude is the victim.
And then a white guy comes in and kicks all their black asses.
Can you imagine?
That's how you know we're living in a hypocritical society when you can't imagine reversing the races.
Amy.
That's right.
Boohoo.
Amy.
I'll only break your finger because you're only a little bit rapper.
So I get a five-star rating, Junior.
Isn't he going to be easy to catch now, too?
I think so.
The man who killed us all is an Uber driver.
Okay, so that's not good enough.
We need women of color to have a voice.
And instead of making our own thing, we're going to keep picking at this Edward Woodward carcass.
So now the act equalizer is 50-year-old fat Queen Latifah.
I couldn't find a video of it.
I saw this commercial when I was watching the Super Bowl, and I didn't stick around to watch either the Super Bowl or that thing, but I couldn't find any footage of it.
But you can see in that sizzle reel that she's kicking ass.
Now, every video you'll find about it, it's her talking about this opportunity and where she is in her career and blah, blah.
Imagine giving a fuck about Queen Latifah's decision to be in the equalizer.
Now, I give a fuck because it's part of a bigger picture.
It's propaganda.
It's like everything has to be blackified.
But I mean, imagine caring, like, that's really cool.
I hope it's a good step for her career.
I can't imagine that.
Some white housewife?
Okay, so that brings us to this movie that Spike Lee produced with Nate Parker called American Skin.
It's even worse.
You remember me?
How you doing tonight?
Doing well, officer.
Can I see your driver's license registration and insurance, please?
Of course.
My license is right here, my wallet.
That's all right, son.
You remember the night in July?
Hey, yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, wait!
Put the phone down!
Put the phone on!
Put the phone down!
It's a cell phone!
It's just a cell phone!
You knew he was unarmed.
Push in the car and put your hands in the air!
Off the please!
Such a ham.
Pointed your gun at him.
Okay, get out of the car, son.
Easy.
You pulled the trigger.
Put the phone away!
The grand jury determined that no probable cause exists to file any charges.
Okay, power.
So the narrative is, and I blame white people for this.
The narrative is that cops kill black people for no good reason, just because they're asshole racists, and they always get away with it.
No, you're talking about black people.
75% of hood crimes, the 20 blacks that get killed a day, 15 of those murders go unsolved.
That's a problem.
That's an issue.
And it's part of the silence in the black community and not, you know, ratting out these guys that killed your fucking brother.
So that's the issue here.
The cops, unarmed blacks, it's like six a year.
Officer Randall.
This is my son.
This is my little boy.
This is racist propaganda.
You took that from me.
The world took that from me.
Today we make that right.
Hear me when I say this, because I'm the only one to say it once.
Don't stop you.
So I guess they go to a police station and take it over.
I just want justice.
That's all I want.
This is your jury.
This shit is going to start a race with two innocent people.
Brainwashed blacks and random white dudes.
Are you afraid?
You know, my friend Ricky, she went to see the other Spike Jones one with the black Klansmen.
And she said, when I got up in the theater, there was just this feeling of animosity.
And the black people were looking at us, and we were sort of looking back at them.
And it was like, you motherfuckers.
Like I heard after they showed Braveheart, English kids in Scotland were getting the shit beaten out of them.
Like this movie generates racial animosity.
And this guy, Nate Parker, first of all, Spike Jones is a piece of shit.
I think Spike Lee.
Spike Lee is a piece of shit.
I think he might be genuinely evil.
Like a bad person.
Not just a shitty person, but an evil person.
A buddy of mine had Spike Lee eat at his restaurant.
He said, hey, Spike, love your work, Italian guy.
Dinner's on me.
Don't worry about it.
And Spike Lee just goes, totally fucking ignores the guy.
And so he's making this movie with Nate Parker About cops getting killed.
So it just takes the narrative that cops are hunting black people for sport, makes it a fact, and then makes revenge porn where you kill white cops.
White cops are getting killed.
Black cops are getting killed.
Asian cops, Hispanic cops.
Remember the names we committed to memorize?
Rafael Ramiro.
Rafael Ramos.
Win Jan Liu shot execution style in their cars because of lies like this.
But Nate Parker is an interesting guy because he had a pretty mediocre career, kind of indie stuff.
He overacts.
He gobbles up all the scenery.
He's not very talented.
And then he did this movie, Birth of a Nation, that was about slaves getting buried.
You got purpose.
The law put it there and nobody can take it away.
And it's just white people like slitting the throats and raping and whipping to death and carrying around blacks like on a leash like they're a pet.
This one little girl has a pet black and he's just a sweet man.
It's based on the true story of the slave rebellion.
But I read in this book, Roll Jordan Roll, that the white on black rape is totally exaggerated.
These people had pitchforks in their hands.
You didn't want to rape their sister.
Yeah, that thing.
I bet that never happened.
So it's a super intense movie about blacks being killed.
And again, we didn't start slavery.
We ended it.
We lost a lot of men.
So he starts standing up for himself.
Anyway, it's all about his mother, I guess, getting raped and then him starting a slave rebellion.
And then I looked into it.
Nate Parker's a rapist.
That's kind of got a twist.
Look at 20A.
So that movie, Birth of a Nation, named after the 1915 first full-length film that's about the KKK.
And what do you call that?
And they're rebuilding after the Civil War.
Rebirth?
I know what you're talking about.
Anyway.
So that movie's all about rape and how the rape, they just had enough of the rapes and the rape, rape, rape.
And then it turns out that Parker and Celestine, these guys are the two guys that wrote Birth of a Nation.
Reconstruction?
Reconstruction, that's it.
Were on the Penn State wrestling team in 99 and both were arrested and tried for allegedly raping a drunk white co-ed.
So the initial scene we saw with Denzel, but races reversed.
Parker was acquitted, but his buddy Celestin, the author of the co-author of the film story, was convicted for joining in.
And then after police open an investigation into the rape allegations, Parker, the guy we just saw, hamming it up, fighting rapists, and Celestine, the guy who was charged for the rape, allegedly launched an organized campaign to harass Jennifer, the victim, and make her fear for her safety,
according to a March 2020 federal civil suit launched by the Women's Law Project against Penn State on Jennifer's behalf.
The suit argued that college administrators favored the athletes over Jennifer after she brought the rape allegations and filed to protect her from Parker and his friends' reprisals.
You don't say.
And look at the last line of that article, 20A.
Steve Saylor really sums it up.
Very bottom.
It's a great article.
You'll see it in the show notes at gavinmcinnis.win.
So you can see the importance of reigning coalition of the fringes to make up hoaxes about white male rapists like Duke La Crosse and Harvin Monaghan.
Without constantly ginning up hatred of the straight white male bad guys as their common denominator, how can the Democrats hold their coalition together?
So he blames the Dems for this lie, like the equalizer we just saw.
But he also blames Republicans.
And Republicans don't want to wreck their favorite colleges' chances in sports by worrying about who their coaches are recruiting onto campus with their daughters.
And it brought me to thinking this, oh shoot, did I not send it here?
Do you have a PragerU thing?
I forgot to paste it, I think.
Was it their newest thing on their Instagram?
No, yeah.
Go to their Instagram.
Sorry, folks, I forgot a link.
But it was Dave Rubin.
It's the one with Ruben and Adam Carolla.
Yeah, Adam Carolla and Dennis in the corner there.
Okay.
But wait a minute, stop.
So Ruben is like, why am I so controversial?
You're not controversial, Dave.
We are.
But it's still a good point.
And Prager brings up something interesting that I'm going to do right after he says it.
Odd that we're thought of as controversial.
I find it very odd that so many people...
This is what I believe.
Why am I called a right-winger?
That was what I was thinking the entire column because I thought it's redundant.
As a Jew in New York who went to Columbia, by definition, you were a liberal.
I mean, it's redundant to say you're a liberal.
But I realize everything that I believed when I was a liberal and a Democrat, I still believe.
I know you have this totally.
And every one of those beliefs is now called right-wing.
You know, those guys would never have me on their show.
I'm sorry.
In fact, I was working maybe three years ago on a Prager U thing, and they just cut it.
Someone up high said, no.
I didn't.
The liberals have accepted the left lie that conservatism is their enemy when leftism is the enemy of liberalism.
Yeah.
All right, so I'm going to discuss with you my views, and you tell me if you think they're extreme.
Agreed?
Let's do it.
10 Ways to Identify an American Extremist.
I agree with you, Dennis Prager.
I'm still the anarchist punk rocker I was when I was 18.
And it's amazing.
Like, I got people Zieghiling me when I walk down the street, lawyers saying, oh, no, I can't work with you.
I have a lawyer friend.
I was going to sue this woman who called Prowboys racist.
And I have a lawyer friend.
I've known for five years.
And I go, could you write a letter to the New York Post telling them, you know, that we're not white nationalists?
And she goes, I have a new Partner now with my firm, and she won't let me work for you.
So you go, all right, well, then I must be a Holocaust denier, pedophile who recruits Nazis to go kill old black people for sport.
That's not that far off.
I mean, remember in Oakland where the story was that Proud Boys stabbed a 13-year-old black girl just for laughs, and then they were going to a bar to celebrate.
What a great murder it was.
I don't think anyone does that, like even murderers.
I don't think the bloods in the crips do that.
The bloods probably shoot a crip and then lay low for a while.
Anyway, I was inspired by Dennis, so I'd like to tell you some of my views.
Now, some of them I don't include here.
I'm choosing like the top 10 hot button items.
And there's things I didn't include in here, like healthcare.
I don't really know.
It's too complicated for me.
I've lived in Britain.
I've lived in Canada where healthcare was free.
And it sucked.
You know, you get into a fight.
You're waiting at the hospital for a good nine hours for your nose to be reset.
My grandmother up in Scotland had to wait a year and a half for a hip replacement surgery.
All these immigrants and refugees were going in front of her.
She said, I should have a, what do you call it?
Like a gold card?
My health count should be platinum by now.
I've been paying into this for eight years.
The system I use now in America is it's like emergency stuff.
So I have a very high copay.
It costs me like 500 bucks or 1,000 bucks.
Like if it's, if the bill is 999 bucks, I have to pay it myself.
If it's over $1,000, they pay it.
And if it's $25 million, they pay it.
And that seems to work okay.
But I don't know how to deal with the other 330 million people.
So I don't really talk about healthcare.
I'd have to spend a summer reading books to get halfway there.
And then I feel the same way about religion.
Not the same way about religion, but I feel like my religion is very private.
And I don't like the way that everyone's beliefs are raked over the coals and scrutinized.
Especially weird religions like American Indian and medicine men.
No one criticizes that.
But Christians have to explain every contradiction in the Bible and blah, blah, blah.
Jesus didn't do that, didn't do this.
It's none of your business what I believe, okay?
I know there's a God, and I don't preach, so I shouldn't have to defend my religious beliefs.
They don't come up.
They don't enter your life.
In fact, I would argue that pretty much all of these beliefs don't enter your life, which is why I don't understand the stigma and the danger.
Like, why are books banned?
I understand you're scared of legislation that says, you know, blacks are stupider, therefore they shouldn't get to go to school and they should only dig ditches.
That's dangerous.
If a lawmaker has that belief, it's dangerous and it could affect a group.
It could harm a group.
I'm just a guy who talks shit and you've banned me from everything else.
So I'm a guy who talks shit on a thing where you need to show your credit card to hear me.
What is the problem here, you pussies?
All right.
Number one, the Bill of Rights.
I believe the Bill of Rights should be, you can sort of tell what I'm saying, right?
I believe the Bill of...
You have a movie for each one of these, though, right?
I believe in the Bill of Rights.
I don't think we follow it closely enough.
I think that every state should have unadulterated freedom of speech.
Now, if platform, what are you doing, Ryan?
Just jump in the middle.
It's just background shit.
What is this now?
Oh yeah, this is the Facebook trial.
So if a platform censors people, if it doesn't allow them to speak their mind, then it's a publisher.
And publishers have to have the same liability that the rest of us have.
So if Fox News says this guy's a pedophile, Fox News will be sued.
If Mark Zuckerberg has that on his platform, then it's a publisher and he should be able to be sued because he's controlling the content other way.
Sorry, that's the way free speech works.
So I want free speech across the board.
If you censor anyone, you're no longer a platform, you're a publisher and you are privy to litigation.
Okay?
I just don't think you should censor anyone anyway.
Secondly, I also am a big proponent of the Second Amendment.
We should have the same gun laws as Texas.
I'm not saying no gun laws, but Texas would be ideal.
Across the board, all states should have the same gun laws as Texas.
And this comes in my later stuff because I'm very anti-government.
I want to burn the White House to the ground.
We had Trump in there.
He was unable to drain the swamp.
Fuck the government.
Fuck the DMV.
The White House is just a giant DMV.
I want it taken down.
But you have to have people empowered.
People are empowered when they have guns.
That's how we got this country in the first place.
We chased the British out with our guns.
So wanting everyone to have a gun is also related to a lot of this other stuff because I hate this whole police.
Like fucking people call the cops for the most ridiculous shit these days.
It's insane.
You're yelling at me.
Call the cops.
Get the cops.
You took my sign away.
Call the cops.
Don't call the fucking cops.
And what are they going to do?
By the way, like that woman in your building, Ryan, who had her package stolen.
She says, I've called the police.
It's under investigation.
Nothing's happening, okay?
You could hand the police a picture of someone stealing your shit.
What are they going to do?
Go door to door?
Put up posters around town?
Murders?
If they get it in the first 24 hours, maybe.
Otherwise, the cops can't do shit.
They just show up five minutes late and file a report.
But if we had our own guns, there'd be less crime and the little bit of crime that was left, we could handle ourselves.
Anyway, I'll get to that.
Feminism.
These are my views on feminism.
I think it's redundant.
It had its time.
I think it's important in Islam.
They should be fighting for women's rights.
But as far as America goes, as far as the West goes, I think you were overcompensating now.
The pendulum has swung too far the other way.
And now, women are just screaming and yelling about fictional things like pretending they earn less than men.
That's just not true.
It's a 10-second Google away from being debunked.
So I believe, in my heart of hearts, women are inherently different than men.
Oh, I forgot to say there's two genders.
That's redundant, though, right?
I believe there's only two genders, men and women.
And I think men and women are different.
And that's because they have to raise babies in different ways.
Men have to be more authoritative.
They are the corrections officer.
They are the rock of the family.
Women are there for nurturing and helping.
And that's always been the case.
There's no need to change that.
And if a kid shits his pants, the dad should say, What the fuck's the matter with you?
You shit your pants.
And the mom should say, You poor thing, you shit your pants.
They need both of those, right?
Women are agreeable, more agreeable than men.
Men have to have more standards.
You know, that's not, you're not a good artist.
You can't draw hands.
Oh, you're a great artist, Basquiat, just because I like it.
We need both of those.
And that has made women different in other categories.
I think women are less funny than men because they're not constantly on the hunt for a mate.
Men come to them.
So there's no motive over the hundreds of thousands of years to become funny.
They're also worse in the workforce.
I was just talking to a woman about a payment processor, and I think I'm going to go with another one.
And she goes, but I worked really hard on this.
Yeah, that's sales, lady.
That's the way it works, my dear.
To convetch to your customer that you had to work hard, it's just such a woman thing to do.
Now, of course, there's exceptions.
I think 5% of women are better off not having kids and are better off in the workforce, kicking ass, taking names, Thatcher, Barbara Corcoran.
Oh, it was named them all.
Ann Coulter.
I'm sure there's a bunch of oncologists that are curing cancer out there and we need them in the workforce.
Sure.
Those rare times, they present themselves.
But we have this obsession with proving that men and women are the same.
And the only reason that there's more men in STEM, science and math, and engineering is because of the lack of propaganda.
That's such a crazy theory that dominates everything.
Every time you turn the TV or look at a commercial, someone's trying to correct a wrong.
You don't have to correct a wrong, okay?
That's what the Soviet Union does.
Just let the free market handle itself.
Let nature handle itself.
You're making women miserable by stuffing them in these shitty jobs.
And men, you're not off the hook, too.
Put a fucking ring on it.
You've been boning random broads for 15 years.
Grow the fuck up and start a family.
Jesus Christ.
Treating women as colostomy bags where you're cum.
So that's how I feel about feminism.
And I also don't like this sort of this contempt for people who are normal, who are entrepreneurs, and who build buildings and make incredible machines.
I want classrooms to go to construction sites and have a surveyor explain what they're building.
I want more reverence for normal stuff.
You know, they were doing that by my gym, and the teachers, the school stopped the program because they thought taking poor kids, black kids to a construction site implies we only want them to be construction workers and they're not smart enough to be professors.
You know how hard it is to build a building?
You know how fucking smart you have to be?
Okay, that brings us to three, right?
Abortion.
I think it's wrong.
I think it's from the date of birth, from the day of birth, from the day of birth, a baby's a baby.
No.
From conception, it's a baby.
Now there's disagreements on that.
I see this as a philosophical debate.
I don't understand why it's so entrenched in feminism.
You're talking about murder.
When is murder murder?
That seems like it should be up to the philosophers, the scientists, the ethicists, not the feminists.
What the fuck do they know about it?
Well, it's a woman.
Yeah, the baby's a girl too.
You're killing a baby girl.
So I don't care that it's in a woman's body.
Now, the common refrain amongst sort of our peers who are pro-choices, yeah, she's 18 though.
She got knocked up.
It would have ruined her life.
Yeah, but you're talking about an abortion that happened in a pro-abortion world.
I'm talking about a pro-life world.
So if you live in a society where pregnancy can't be avoided like that, you tend not to get pregnant.
So in my scenario, you would have seen your cousin having to work overtime to pay child support.
You would have seen your other friend drop out of school because she had to take care of the baby.
You would have seen all these people have to get married early.
And you'd go, oh, it's a huge fucking deal having sex and getting pregnant.
I'm going to be much more cautious about it.
Now, getting an abortion is less, it's a bad Monday afternoon.
So we need to change that.
And once it has gravitas, you'll have a lot less women getting pregnant.
And you probably think that it's only bad for third trimester.
Okay.
We disagree about murder.
Shouldn't be this.
Is any of this radical yet?
Let's get to racism.
I don't believe we live in a racist country.
You know, Pat Buchanan summed it up in The Death of the West.
We didn't start slavery.
We ended it.
I do not believe that blacks are victimized by police.
I think they get pulled over more than they appear in the population because they appear in traffic crime more than they do in the population.
Sorry, the majority of people with expired license plate or a taillight out tend to be black.
So they get arrested more.
You're not allowed to talk about disproportionate numbers of people getting arrested if you don't also include how much they appear in the crime statistics themselves.
You understand?
I'm sure Scotch-Irish people drunk drive more than other people because drinking is a part of their culture.
It's probably true of Polaks and Mexicans too.
So is it an example of bigotry that they get pulled over for drunk driving more?
No, they do it more.
See, well, we keep using these results as evidence that there's some sort of bias going on.
More blacks are in prison, therefore America's racist.
If someone's doing badly, then it's some sort of ism projected upon them.
That takes away all their facility.
Maybe they're in jail because they did some crimes.
Now, I do want drugs legalized.
If drugs are legalized, we have no welfare, and everyone gets a gun.
Those three things all work together, hand in hand.
Spike Lee did that?
And you have to do all three.
Can't do some of them.
And as far as my personal life goes, I'm way too greedy to deny myself a black person as a friend.
If someone is funny and interesting and shares a lot of my views, I want them as a friend.
And personally, selfishly, it would probably help all these assholes calling me Nazi all the time if I was seen with my new black friend.
But corporations and people are too greedy to resist something that's going to help them.
They don't want to avoid a black accountant that's going to save the company just because he's black.
I see racism.
I see it towards whites.
I see the way whites are depicted on TV and in commercials.
They always have to show as the black brain surgeon and all this stuff.
It's silly and it's annoying, but we can take it.
You know, there's a war on Christmas, undeniably, but Christmas will survive.
Christmas doesn't need some sort of helping hand to stay alive.
It's never going to die.
So yeah, my views on race are your views on race.
You can stereotype a group, by the way.
That's why you have Black Pride.
That's why you have BET.
But the only time it's actually racist is when you take this pattern you've noticed and you apply it to that individual.
So you see a Scotsman and you assume he's a drunk driver.
No, we can notice that Scottish people tend to drunk drive.
You just can't apply it to the individual.
And that horrible, evil book, The Bell Curve, by Charles Murray and that other dude, who's dead now, that's what it says at the beginning.
It says, we have noticed patterns here with race and IQ, but two things.
One, there's massive overlap with tons of black guys smarter than tons of Asians.
And secondly, when you meet a person, you have to start with a blank slate and say, this person might not be part of that particular pattern.
And again, for the 50th time, a racist is someone who doesn't accept people for who they are at face value.
And do we really see those?
It's not really a thing, I'm afraid.
And I've noticed, too, the definition of racism has become anyone who doesn't feel shame for the history of America.
The common thing we're taught in school is America was stolen from the Indians and it was built on slavery.
I don't believe that.
I think we fought with the Indians for 400 years and eventually we won.
It's got to be one of the longest wars in history, 400 years.
Secondly, yes, 2.2% of the population had slaves.
Slavery was not a big part of American history.
We had, what, 320,000 out of 10 million?
3 million went to Brazil.
Let's hear Brazil get shat on, okay?
And after the Civil War, the balance sheet was zero, so any money we got from slavery was gone.
620,000 men died ending slavery.
That's an American Holocaust.
It's the equivalent of 5 million men today.
So if anything, shouldn't they be lauding us?
Shouldn't these egalitarians be saying thank you for ending slavery?
You're welcome.
Socialism.
I think socialism, communism is a scourge.
You know, recently I've been regretting focusing so much on Islam.
Not that I focus on Islam much, but over the past 10 years.
And I kind of was ignoring China.
China is our enemy.
They are destroying our country.
We need to have all eyes on them.
Muslims represent maybe 1% of the American population.
But socialism is a scourge.
And I believe socialism is what's destroyed the black family.
This is my no welfare thing.
I want to end welfare.
You're providing an incentive to a woman to dump her baby daddy.
And this notion that food stamps are helping some family who's starving, it's so naive.
Our biggest problem is our poor eat too much.
They're obese.
They're dying of fucking diabetes.
And welfare, the original idea with it was to help you over the slump.
Here in New York in the projects, you have people that are third generation welfare.
That's not uncommon.
So you're looking up at your grandfather and he's never had a job ever.
Then he had kids, they didn't have a job.
Then they had you and you don't have a fucking job.
That's pathetic and that's unacceptable.
And it's not hard to get rid of.
I think it was Ohio or somewhere where they said, you know what we're going to do?
You got to volunteer 12 hours a month, a month.
And he thought that might get 2% of the population off welfare.
It ended up getting like 60% of the people off of welfare because they go, well, if I'm going to work, I might as well get paid for it.
Very minor little tweaks.
See, this is the thing about improving society.
It's attrition.
It's just a little thing.
You just, you make it a little bit harder to hire illegal aliens.
The numbers just plummet.
Which brings us to anti-Semitism.
Okay, this one seems to be duping a lot of young men who drift to the right and then go off the edge of the cliff.
There's basically two types of Jews in America.
There's the Orthodox and the Hasids with the Yamakahs.
If you see a Yamakah, you're probably going to be safe.
That's a friendly.
But there's another type, the ginos.
They are really dogmatic about their Judaism.
These are the good guys.
And they're not really Jewish.
They just go to the synagogue once in a while to socialize.
They put brackets around their name.
Basically, they want to say, well, I'm a minority.
I'm black.
And you hate me.
And you're a Nazi.
You know, Black Lives Matter doesn't mean Black Lives Matter.
It means you think Black Lives Don't Matter.
And when they put the brackets around their name, Jewish people, they're really saying you're a Nazi.
And it's insulting and it's offensive.
And I resent that they use their religion as some sort of like victim complex thing.
But here's what's important.
They say, oh, Jews are represented in the mainstream media.
The mainstream media is destroying America.
So it's disproportionately Jewish.
It's a Jewish thing.
Jews are out to get us.
No.
Whites are out to get us.
Whites are ethno-masochistic.
I have no idea why.
We're the only race like that.
You don't hear Mexicans bitching about how Mexico was built or speaking a European language.
How dare we not be speaking the Aztec language?
Jews are disproportionately represented in medicine, too.
They tend to have high IQs.
Their religion is very pro-intellectualism.
It's like the opposite of the Arab religion, which is all about alpha males and toughness and not academia.
Jews are the exact opposite, which is why it's so strange that we have Palestine and Israel fighting, because it couldn't be more different cultures.
Anyway, so what you're talking about when you bitch about the Jew-run media is you're really talking about high-IQ white-run media.
These people are not that Jewish.
They're not wearing yarmulcas.
And high-IQ whites are self-destructive.
That's the problem here.
The problem is not Jews.
The problem is elites.
The problem is smart, wealthy white people hate themselves.
And so they Promote this bullshit that America's racist and the cops are hunting black men, and they teach it in schools.
And then the visible minorities, rightfully so, get mad and they go, Well, fuck these white people for killing me.
And the white people get even madder at themselves and they join Antifa and they burn cities down.
So I don't know how we got, and when I say we, I mean me, Jews, same thing.
I'm a high IQ, wealthy guy.
I'm part of the problem.
But what is it about this demographic that is so into suicide?
It boggles the mind.
I honestly don't understand it.
And it's very effective.
So it's not the Jews.
It's the you's.
Gay marriage.
I fell for that when it came out.
I thought, good, get a kid out of an orphanage.
He'll get adopted.
They're trying to be traditional.
They're trying to have family values.
Us straights aren't doing very well with divorce.
We're at, what, a 50% divorce rate?
So if more people want to join the club, come on in.
Let's be normal together.
And I understand it's not normal to fuck each other in the butt, but at least you're trying.
And then I went, wait a minute, why are you asking a guy to bake a cake?
Wait a minute, why are people being fined tens of thousands of dollars for not having your wedding?
Why don't you just go to the next spot?
And then I realized this is mostly a lie.
This is a bullshit, fake wedding that is used to terrorize Christians and especially Catholics and rob them of their traditions and make their religion illegal.
And once you can make something illegal, it's immoral.
What are laws based on?
They're based on the morals of a society.
So they're trying to eradicate Christianity and Catholicism under the guise of we're madly in love.
And by the way, I think their divorce rate is like 10 times worse than ours.
So fuck you for tricking me into supporting that.
I no longer do.
But how does that hurt anyone?
These are my beliefs.
I think that you're bullying Christians, bullying priests, bullying bakers.
I don't like that.
Number nine.
No, eight.
Environmentalism.
I don't believe that the earth is warming substantially.
I think it goes ups and downs.
We had Caesar growing grapes in Scotland when the Romans were up there.
It was warm as toast for a while.
I'm old, so I've been through the ozone and the, oh, there's going to be global freezing and we're going to run out of oil.
I've been through all of that shit.
Every time we come up with a solution, by the way, for the oil thing, you get mad.
You say fracking is dangerous.
So we have to keep buying oil from fucking mulahs in Iran who want everyone dead.
So I don't give a shit.
And if we were to do anything about this, it should be focused on the perpetrators.
China.
China.
30% of the global carbon footprint is from China.
Canada is 1.5%.
Canada is tripping over itself, trying to get that 1.5 down to 1.
Meanwhile, China could give less of a shit about their 30%.
So I don't believe that global warming is man-made.
I don't believe in the scientists.
That thing has been debunked a million times where they say 99% of scientists say global warming is a threat to our safety and it's man-made and we have to stop it.
No, that was a very selective group where you asked one leading question, you got a group of responses, and then you re-asked the question more specifically to a smaller subgroup.
That's how you got your 99.
It's not 99% of scientists across the board.
And if we look at Al Gore's predictions, I think we're supposed to be underwater right now.
I'm in Manhattan.
Shouldn't I be swimming to work every morning?
And so it's a waste of time.
It's boring.
And it's just like healthcare with Obama trying to get everyone under his wing.
It's about the government wanting more control, more power.
And it's a subdivision of socialism.
And socialism is anti-God, really.
You atheists can call it anti-nature.
But if you're against the free market and you want to control what people eat, you're playing God.
So you're satanic.
The free market is nature.
It's natural.
Remember that iPencil mini short where they talk about how a pencil magically comes together?
The graphite comes from one spot.
The wood is from somewhere else.
The copper is from somewhere else.
And it all comes together for a 78-cent pencil.
It's magic.
No, it's not.
It's divine intervention.
That's God speaking to us.
Pencil is God's business card.
And if you're against that and you want to design your own pencils and make sure you control who uses what, then you're playing God and that's evil.
Anyway.
Number nine, immigration.
Here's a crazy notion.
How about we enforce the borders?
Like everyone.
You know who is really strict about their borders?
Mexico.
Yeah, they don't like Hondurans and Guatemalans and Panamans coming in.
They put them on a bus and they drive them out.
We need strong borders.
Every country does.
That's what a country is.
How is that controversial?
And I also believe, like it was up until 1974, we should have merit-based immigration.
Are you improving this country?
I came to America in the late 90s.
I brought, I think, 20 jobs with me, hired Americans, right?
We needed workers.
And then that has probably gone up to 1,000 jobs now.
It still took me almost 20 years to get all my visas and my green card and my eventual citizenship.
That's how it should be for everyone.
It should be a struggle to get here, not just walking over the Rio Grande.
And don't give me this shit about we can't survive without Mexican labor.
You know who does your jobs when you don't have Mexicans?
Teenagers.
That's how it works in Canada.
There were no Mexicans in Canada when I grew up.
You know who mowed your lawn and cleaned your pool and picked your fruit?
Teens, young people.
They're doing jobs Americans won't do.
We used to say they're doing jobs Americans won't do.
You know how much these guys get paid?
You know when you go to Home Depot and you try to round up some dudes?
They won't work for under 15 bucks an hour.
They make pretty good money.
Money that teenagers should be having and gaining an economic libido.
Anyway, there's a million reasons why immigration is out of control and should be enforced.
And my views, by the way, on immigration are the same as Obama's in 2004, the same as Hillary and Bill Clinton in 2004.
I'm just 16 years late with them.
And number 10, Islam.
Now, this is where I probably get most controversial.
And if you'll forgive me, it's because I watched September 11th happen From my apartment building roof.
I was on 174 Ludlow Street in the Lower East Side.
And I don't know if you've ever watched 3,000 People Die, but it changes you.
And I have discovered that unlike Sikhism and Hinduism and Amish and Hasidism and all of these other religions, Islam doesn't seem to assimilate into Western culture.
It's got this converter-die mentality, which is profoundly un-Western.
There's also the little minor hitch of marrying your first cousin has led to a serious inbreeding problem.
This is an inbred in Britain.
Britain has it much worse because they have more Muslims in a smaller country, and so it's a higher percentage.
And they're also choosing from a smaller gene pool, the Pakistani community in Britain.
So they're making these.
Look how badly that apartment is painted by that.
More than half of British Pakistanis marry their first cousins.
Tonight, just leave it up as B-rule.
So I have a problem with that.
And I don't think, as a nationalist, as a Western chauvinist, it seems like when Muslims become more than 10% of your population, there's trouble.
There's violence.
Look at Luton, where Tommy Robinson is from.
It's a fucking war zone.
Look at Pakistan.
There's no more Muslims killed than Muslims in Pakistan.
That's the worst place you could possibly be, no matter what your religion is.
Anyway, yeah, that's basically all of my views.
And I don't think it's extremist to be unashamed, to be proud of your country, of your heritage, to be proud of your past.
Our past, by the way, is a very inclusive past.
So you say, oh, if you're proud of the West, you must be a white supremacist.
No, we're the first ones.
Remember, we didn't start slavery.
We ended it.
We're the first ones to say, you know what?
Pick yourself up by your bootstraps, kick ass, take names, and you're in, and you're my brother, and we love you.
That's what Western culture is.
It's the most tolerant and diverse culture there is.
Yes, it does seem to be predominantly white right now, but Russia is predominantly white, and it fucking sucks because it's communist.
It's a shithole.
China is predominantly Chinese, and it reeks.
So stop it with the race shit.
I know it sells books.
I know it sells movies, but it's boring.
And just because you don't hate white people doesn't mean you're a fucking extremist.
It's okay to be white.
You know, if you want proof that ginos are not real Jews, look at how fast they flip on Israel.
Look at how eager they are to exterminate Israel and support Palestinians.
Their allegiance is not to Judaism, it's to Bolshevism.
They're Bolsheviks.
And the Bolsheviks were power-hungry, genocidal maniacs who only cared about winning.
That's all ginos care about.
Real Jews understand Trump, they understand conservatism, and they understand that we're all in it together.
Christians and Jews.
Let's talk about feminism.
Feminism is cancer!
Feminism is cancer!
I'm a lady!
Blonde is one of the prettiest women in the world.
Wait, the one with the black?
Yeah, not the one with the Daisy Dukes, right?
Right.
Okay, guys.
The one with the Daisy Dukes is insanely attractive, too.
Okay.
This is going around.
I'd be remiss if I did not mention it.
Female cops suck.
These are some feckless, fat fucks.
Feminists.
This link has gone viral, so I just chose this one randomly.
I haven't actually watched this yet, but it's probably...
Yeah, there it is.
Turn it up.
Why are you guys crafting?
Hey, orcs, orcs, orcs.
Oh, she's killing the fucking grass.
Oh, she's teasing her.
Why are you rushing?
She's ocean on the fucking grass.
Because he's skating without a mask.
What kind of parent names are kid ocean?
It was crazy.
Like, I was so shocked.
Like, I came out here to play hockey, and I got arrested for playing hockey.
Like, arrested for playing hockey and playing?
I'm going to tell my kids that I got arrested for playing hockey.
Like, that just sounds nuts.
Like, there's murders happening in this world.
There's rape.
There's sex trafficking.
There's all these different things.
Like, really bad things that are happening in this world.
And we're getting punished to play hockey, playing sports outside.
Yeah.
And, like, that's just ridiculous.
By the way, speaking of Jews, Ezra Levant brought you rebel news.
The Zionist Ezra Levant, he's done so much for the right and for Western culture.
And he couldn't be more Jewish.
I don't even think he can drink.
He's so Jewish.
Oh, this was particularly revolting, and I put it under feminism.
Speaking of rape, feminists are so, again, such Bolsheviks that they don't mind rapists if they're liberal.
Who's this guy?
I think that's Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You're supposed to be mad at Joe Biden because he touched a bunch of women over a couple decades.
Yeah.
That never made me mad.
That made me like him more, which is not the most feminist point of view.
But I do have two pretty good reasons.
One, if you look at every woman who Joe Biden gave a neck massage to, it does look like it felt good.
Like, he looks like he just has those hands that know where the knots are.
Yeah.
Like every woman walked away from that being like people that were outraged by the pussy joke.
Annoying.
If you look at every woman who Joe Biden touched, every woman who drove by didn't kiss the top of her little head, you'll see this guy doesn't have a type.
He's doing it to everybody.
He's not discriminating.
It's old, young, white, black.
This guy is swiping right on the whole country.
And that's what I feel like.
It's more mostly white people.
He likes white girls, but he really likes young Asian girls.
So that's not the whole country.
It's a very specific taste he has.
Asian, eight-year-old girls.
There you go.
I stand behind Joe Biden because when you're behind him, he can't touch you.
fake laughing is insufferable, isn't it?
Okay, that brings me to Trump.
We have a new teaser for Trump, a new bumper.
Yes, in which we are homosexuals for the man in which they call Trump.
Yeah.
Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.
And I love you.
And yet, together, we will make America great again.
I think that guy, Zach, who makes those is Canadian.
Oh, hey.
There's a heavy Justin Trudeau influence in that one.
And he was global news, one of the clips.
All right, I'm glad we're sort of segwaying from Michelle Wolf and Feminism to these two clips because my beef is with the elites, and the elites hate you.
The elites tell you to wear a mask, then they go to fancy dinner parties, and they don't wear a mask.
We're getting into like pre-Thatcher Britain, where there was no middle class.
There was just the rich and the poor.
The middle class is getting completely obliterated by this pandemic, and we're left with celebrities and politicians and poor people.
And these celebrities and politicians, they love fucking with the poor.
They have no respect for them.
They see them as useless fuckhead hillbillies.
Like this guy, for example.
Good afternoon.
This is Megan from Alpharetta.
I'm calling from Miss Betunia.
Hey, Miss Betunia.
How's the weather over there in Decatur?
Oh, yes, it is lovely here today in Alpharetta.
I'm so sorry to bother you on the Lord's Day, but I just wanted to make sure that y'all were all set up for our runoff election for Senate on January 5th.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, well, bless y'all.
Yes.
Yes, we have Pastor Warnock and we have Mr. Awesome.
Pastor Warnock, who called Jesus of Philip.
Well, I'll tell you in a second.
Wonderful.
That's great news.
Okay, well, thanks so much, y'all.
Have a great day.
Okay, bye-bye now.
Whatever it fucking takes.
And that's from Chelsea Handler that put that up.
I follow her.
I don't know why.
I'm obsessed with her.
She's just so lonely.
I can't stop staring at her.
Did you smell the animosity in that?
And I've heard this.
This is kind of nude.
I'm new to the guy.
Like the guy who owns that bar that I was at once, and he said, so he was, he had a blue-collar accent, bar owner, but he was a super liberal.
And he said, I wish a big rain would come and just wash the center of the country out to the Gulf of Mexico.
We're just left with the coastal cities.
You're talking about the genocide of 100 million, 200 million people, dude.
You're fucking disturbing me.
And here's another, here's politicians hating you.
Two, three.
It's unfortunate that we have people that do not have enough education to keep their halls shut for a moment so we can talk.
But anyway, my son can never speak again because he was murdered.
He was kidnapped, tortured, and murdered.
To communicate with you, my son matters.
Killed my son.
Tortured him.
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
She's so uneducated.
Her trashy mom had her son murdered.
What does the text say?
Move it over.
Video of LADA George Gascon at the Panoma Courthouse where he can be heard saying it's unfortunate as the family of a murdered victim yells at him.
The woman is yelling at is the mother of Joshua Rodriguez, who was kidnapped, tortured, and murdered in 2015.
Special circumstances were recently filed on the accused killers, which will be dropped under Gascon's new policy, which takes life without parole off.
Any idea who paid to get this guy elected?
I'm sure you can guess if you know his comment.
Hint, same as first name.
Same first name.
George Soros.
Remember when that was all crazy talk?
Okay.
We've got very short segments today because I went and droned on and on about my beliefs, which you already know.
Let's do our Antifa BLM section.
Our payment processor seems to be working out.
Nice.
I think Stripe has handed over the data.
And now we've got three different potential places.
It's kind of tricky, though, because I don't want to piss people off.
And we haven't been billing the monthly billers.
So if we bill them now for the past month and then they get a bill for January, they might think they're getting double billed.
Right.
They will not be.
You will not be double billed.
We will figure this out together, I promise.
And we have very good customer service.
We respond to every single one of you.
All 20,000 of you.
So remember Mika Rhodes?
Serial rapist.
He raped couples.
Not one person, not two people.
Several underage males and females raped.
Now, I don't know what the age of consent is in Portland.
It's probably around 16.
So best case scenario, he's raping 15-year-old boys and girls at the same time.
Anal sodomy.
Raping them in the ass.
Proud boys got 17 years.
Sorry.
Proud boy's got four years for fighting these guys.
This guy is out.
He did two and a half years.
I've been talking about him for two and a half years.
And before I could finish talking about him, he's out.
No problem.
Just two and a half years.
Sound fair?
Anyway, he click on the article.
A serial sex offender.
Child sex offender served leadership role at Portland Antifa Autonomous Zone.
There he is, Mika Rhodes.
And I always use him to personify what's going on with Antifa and all these weirdos.
They want to destroy the family.
They want to make us look like freaks so they're normal.
If I can make chaos the norm, then I'm no longer a freak and it's okay to rape.
I'm incredibly, and this is what one of the lefties is saying.
They're so fucking radical that they're endangering themselves.
I'm incredibly uncomfortable with Mika having a leadership role at Raz, tweeted user Riot Slut.
She calls herself a slut.
I'll obviously default to black leadership on this, but I'm not going to hold back on vocalizing how incredibly violating this feels to me as a survivor of sexual assault.
Fantastic.
Has he got a suit on in his pick there?
Yeah, three-piece.
He got a little vest.
But he's black.
Why is a white guy his guy?
He's pretending.
Oh, no, that's just light-skinned in that picture.
He's pretending he's some sort of lawyer.
Gay rights activist.
Yeah.
I'm a gay rights activist.
I rape men up the butt to make them gay.
Also in the news, this is pretty amazing.
So the Red Sox honored this dude named Ernst.
Like Ernest, but missing an E, Ernst.
And he just punched a woman in the face.
Jean-Jacques pro bono attorney says the 80-year-old woman, the 80-year-old woman he beat up, should be charged with a hate crime, and Ernst didn't do nothing.
It's obviously a right-wing sight, probably.
So the case for the pro bono attorney, so sorry, see if you can find the video.
Look, he's doing a little dance first, showing you the fist, and then bam, you don't get to see it.
But he just nailed an 80-year-old woman in the face.
And of course, it's, look, they're blasting her with sirens.
They, again, get the police, get the police.
Superman couldn't get there in time.
If you're going to have a rally like that, there should be men there, say proud boys, who can go and grab that dude and tune him up.
But go back to the original thing.
So his pro bono lawyer is mad at her because she's racist.
He's deeply ashamed and saddened that the prosecutor didn't show up at the courthouse, drop the charges against his client, and charge an 80-year-old woman who was victimized by his client.
Attorney Irkan, that's the guy who's defending him, pointed out that despite video evidence that depicted Greenberg assaulting Jean-Jacques and her confession to doing so, I think she may have thrown water at him.
Police neglected to charge her, instead choosing to charge Jean-Jacques for disarming her.
Yeah, he disarmed her by punching her in the fucking face.
He gave her disarm.
Look, so the Red Sox had a big ceremony where they honored this dude.
Remember the Red Sox, they have a huge thing going against, what is it, Fenway?
Yeah, that the Yankees hit when they make home runs.
It says Black Lives Matter.
And so Ernst responds, wow, wow, wow.
I don't even know what to say.
Thank you, Red Sox, for the recognition, but it would be selfish to take all the credit.
Oh, thank you.
And then he's punching old ladies in the face.
So his attorney admonished the prosecutor for her decision to perpetuate the nation's storied history of endorsing the story of a white woman over a young black male.
We saw it happen.
He evoked images of 1963 Birmingham, Alabama, where police sprayed water on peaceful black protesters, blah, blah, blah.
He emphasized that Greenberg spraying water on Jean-Jacques dehumanized him in the same manner.
Are you following this?
So the riot hoses are the same as her water bottle.
He pointed out that by protecting her behavior, prosecutors and police demonstrated that six years after Birmingham, lessons of our painful past had not been learned.
See, this is it.
Nate Parker didn't have a career before he made Birth of a Nation and started bitching about slavery.
Now he's got a new movie where he's bitching about cops.
This is how you survive in America.
This is our narrative.
Guilt, shame.
That's what puts money on the books.
I don't blame Nate Parker.
It's like there's a carrot on the end of a stick.
You're sitting there having a mediocre acting career, and someone goes, you know, you could just talk about how evil white people are, and everyone will love it, and white people will flock to your movies.
Okay, I got to put food on the table.
Let's do it.
Sign me up.
And then this lawyer is dealing with someone who punched an 80-year-old woman in the face.
Birmingham.
You know, her water bottle was sort of like the riot hoses, and it shows we haven't changed.
We should be very ashamed.
You know, this country was stolen from the Indians and built by slavery.
Slaves built this shelf.
That's how it works.
Stolen land.
We should give the land back to the Indians.
There's never any sort of plausibility to their claims, too.
Like, where do I go now?
And there's only, but, 3,000 Indian tribes?
There's probably like a million Indians in America.
Is New York still there, or do we just let vines grow up over the fucking buildings?
Tell me how your situation works.
All right, let's jump to Proud Boys.
Starve fights.
Finish them.
Proud of your boy.
I'll make you proud of your boys.
Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
You think maybe I should say we right before I start it so it's a complete we?
I think you should re-record audio for that.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
We start fights.
Finish them.
Yeah, you did it already in the last one, but I forgot.
Can we do it right now?
We don't start fights.
We finish them.
I get to take off my boiling hot Game of Thrones Christmas sweater and indulge in my new favorite thing.
Ilhan Omar stealing Proud Boys mottos.
Now, Proud Boys didn't invent fuck around and find out, but it's been the most closely associated logo with the group since they began.
So it's Proud Boys now.
I gotta say, the quality of these stickers is very high.
The quality of the shirt is not.
Yeah, it's pretty thin.
It's weird.
Look at the print.
The blue print on there.
Is that a direct-to-garment?
No, it's a silk screen.
Really?
That's a drowning.
It's thin.
Very thin.
But isn't this a thing you're going to...
This is very valuable to me.
I'm going to want this for it.
I don't even know if I should be wearing it.
It's so valuable.
All right, not much to say about Proud Boys, but the massive Toys for Tots runs going on all over the country.
I sent you a pic.
There they are.
This will never go near the news.
Never.
A giant haul.
If anything, they would just talk about this and call it a white supremacist symbol.
But quite a good haul this year.
They dug deep.
PDX is Portland, right?
Yeah, it's named after the airport.
The airport's PDX.
Of course, they have to disguise their faces, many of them, so they don't get fired, doxed for raising money.
And then there's this dunce, Will Carlos, who's still going strong.
So he's furious that Enrique Tario went to the White House, how a Trump booster group helped the head of extremist prowboys gain access to the White House.
And in it, he threw all these allegations at Enrique, calling him a dangerous felon.
Enrique was selling test strips for diabetics, and he wasn't licensed to.
The test strips were perfectly legit.
They worked.
They just, you need a license to sell those things.
That was his crime.
Not exactly dangerous.
And so this fucking loser, Will Carlos, this fat beta cock tattletale, Tabernacle Carlos, is mad about, Enrique was kidding when he said, I'm going to meet the president.
We're having a big important meeting.
He was just, he was trolling losers like you, you fucking fat dork.
And it was, he was just going on a normal tour that Latinos for Trump set up.
Just a boring White House tour.
You don't get to meet the president on those tours.
But he's like, Latinos for Trump builds itself as a grassroots network of supporters that provides passionate support at Trump rallies across the country.
Photos on social media show the group's leaders attending events at the White House and Mar-a-Lago, rubbing shoulders with Vice President Mike Pence, the president's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, and Trump's sons, Eric and Donald Jr.
In the middle of it all is Tario, who serves as Latinos for Trump's chief of staff.
Tario has been building the Proud Boys into a de facto army of fighters who traverse the nation, getting into brawls, setting fire to Black Lives Matter banners.
He just made it plural, even though it's happened once.
And attacking Antifa protesters.
You can always tell where they stand when they say Antifa protesters instead of just Antifa.
Anti-fascist protesters, the other tell.
They're so evil.
They're so dangerous.
15 blacks will be murdered today by blacks and the crimes will go unsolved.
And your fear is middle-aged women with water bottles.
That means you're a pussy and you don't really give a shit about any of this.
And then finally, I put this up on parlor.
There's that old meme that says, it is the media or something?
It's the media.
Show the second one first.
It's media, yeah.
And they have a guy's foot.
It's like a Mad Magazine kind of cartoon.
And it looks like the victim is the perp and the perp is the victim.
And that's exactly what they fucking did.
Right, so go to the other one.
You're going to have to zoom in.
The breaking news, a daily mail, US, which has always been hard on Proud Boys and UK.
The words breaking news cover the knife.
So a man who's defending himself, this guy, the guy in the stripes was stabbed and was hospitalized, a guy defending himself from a knife looks like he's grabbing the Antifa dude.
It's the same joke.
It's the same meme.
The news is a meme.
It happened in real life.
All right.
I only have one election gate, but let's get to that before we go to the mailbag.
I don't know much about this story, but what the fuck is going on?
This is one of the craziest stories I've ever heard.
And all these lazy tattletale journalists like Will Carlos should be focusing on actual news, real stories like this.
Remember all that human trafficking shit?
We still don't know what was happening there.
Vegas, never solved.
The only person I saw go down there was Laura Loomer.
The rest, they just retweet and Google stuff.
They don't leave their fucking desks.
That's not reporting.
That's blogging.
Anyway, the GBI agent reportedly assigned to Governor Kemp's daughter's boyfriend's mysterious fatal accident has committed suicide in Georgia.
So the timeline.
Friday, Kemp announces audit.
We're going to audit this.
Saturday, the governor's daughter's boyfriend has a fatal accident.
I guess it was a car crash.
Maybe she was supposed to be in the car.
Is this someone telling Kemp, you were fucking with the wrong people, you're going to die?
And then the guy who was reported to look into the fatal accident mysteriously commits suicide and the audit is over.
Here is the photo of the crash that killed Harrison Deal at 21 years old in Georgia this month.
Harrison was dating Governor Kemp's daughter.
He intended for Purdue.
He interned for Purdue and was working on law for staff.
Was the governor's daughter supposed to be in the car?
Because of the victim's connections to the top of Georgia GOP, the timing and shock, and the shocking resemblance to the fireball that killed Michael Hastings, rational people who have lived through decades of U.S. gangling political history will wonder whether this was a message sent to the Georgia establishment.
Can you click on that?
I want to see the pic.
Fuck.
Okay, keep going with this thread.
It's such a crazy thread.
Everyone needs to look at this thread now.
The curious crash of Harrison Deal.
I'm a retired police officer, and although I wasn't one long, even I could see something was wrong with the crash.
I have a theory and new evidence to support it.
Bring it out!
Show this thread.
Click on show this thread, Ryan.
That's how Twitter works.
So he's praying for the families.
Watch this video carefully.
Note the vehicle's type and positioning.
Note where the flames originate.
What am I noting here?
It seems like the whole car is on fire, not just the engine.
Like there was some sort of bomb blast.
Okay, let's go back to his thread.
Here's a slow motion.
Okay, we got to get to your point, dude.
This is what the press is saying.
Sauce at the end.
Three vehicles, one fatal, other two minor injuries.
Vehicles on fire.
Three other people were treated at the scene.
Okay.
Go back.
Did you notice how the three vehicles were positioned?
Did you notice an unknown vehicle pulling an open flatbed trailer in front of a sedan in the number one lane, fast lane going left to right?
An 18-wheeler next to them in the number two lane.
So the sedan was boxed in.
Okay.
Wait, and then this is go up, watch the slow-mo video again.
Do you want to see that?
No.
They moved that truck for some reason, but note the damage to the sedan.
Okay.
Spun backwards and sliced into the flatbed.
Contents on flatbed now covered with tarp.
Where did the accelerant come from?
Could something have been on the flatbed trailer?
The sedan spun around and struck the trailer with that much energy.
The trailer had to be stopped.
If this was nefarious, imagine the coordination required to pull this off.
Two vehicles working in tandem to box in the brake check a vehicle.
Then bad guys might even practice or attack the wrong vehicle.
See below, just before Harrison Deal's crash, where vehicle ran into the back of a tractor trailer.
Medical hopper.
Okay, go back.
Don't zoom in on pictures unless I ask you to.
Source, deadly crash.
Okay.
Wait.
Lucky for y'all, I know a guy.
30 of experience tells you about this.
11.
Looks like a white pickup was pulling the black sedan.
12.
That's an odd scene for a crash.
That black car is in a weird position to have that much rear-end damage without corresponding front-end damage.
Deaf.
And then...
Anyway, this goes on and on and on.
But it...
I wouldn't put it past them.
Later, the police say it struck his vehicle from behind.
See, this is the problem with the lack of journalism.
We as a society are busy, okay?
I'm not a journalist.
I'm just a guy who makes jokes about stuff.
I don't have time to be going down with my little notepad investigating stuff.
No one's doing that anymore.
Remember the whole Trayvon thing that was blown up by that French guy who went down there, worked his ass off, got all the phone records, and solved the crime?
That's what journalism is.
But these guys are sitting there bitching about proud boys or calling someone with a water bottle racist because they're lazy and they're weak.
And so as a society, we're sitting here next to Real News going, what's going on?
Are politicians' daughters getting their boyfriends killed as a message to the politician and the daughter?
Is that what's going on?
Can you look into that, please?
Can you talk?
You're supposed to have relationships with cops and politicians.
You're supposed to have informants.
You're essentially a detective.
And detectives have informants.
You don't have any.
You just have Google and your stupid theories about Nazis.
You're not helping society.
You're hurting it.
Fuck around and find out.
Let's go to the mailbag.
Ryan shut up.
You don't have a tend.
Let's turn the price together to mailbag.
Let me touch it.
My desktop is quite busy.
I apologize for the delay.
Where's my fucking mail?
Here it is.
Whoopsie daidle doodle dandy.
Wow, I'm really taking a long time, aren't I?
By the way, when I said I'll see you, I won't see you for a while on Thursday, I meant today.
We've got shows.
We've got live shows right up to Wednesday, the live show.
Let me just tell you our schedule so you can all prepare yourselves.
So live today, live tomorrow.
Wednesday is a normal live show.
Thursday, we have Christmas Eve with you, a pre-recorded Christmas Eve special.
Christmas Day, we should be dropping all the Rogans and a fun little treat called How to Box, right?
Which I might make free.
I don't know.
Then, of course, Saturday is Kwanzaa.
Then the next week, we've got our new show Carboys, where we teach you about cars.
And then on Wednesday, we've got visiting John in prison and interviewing Zenoa.
And then on, so that's not a live show, Wednesday the 30th.
And then on Thursday, Milo and I watch with Nail and I. That's New Year's Eve.
Then New Year's Day, January 1st, and then January 4th, we're back to work.
Okay?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Speaking of back to work.
Check out the site I just learned about.
Apparently, you can become a lord or a lady of Scotland through a tiny purchase of land, one square foot.
Sounded really cool.
And if you haven't heard about it, yeah, I saw that spam going around.
Dude, we all get the same spam.
Lordship pack.
What are you going to do with that?
Just tell people you're a lord?
Why don't you just tell people you're a lord?
Oh, that is pretty cool.
It's on your plane ticket.
Dearest Gavin and Dean Catsu Rivera of the International School of Fags.
I came across this beauty while perusing NFL players' girlfriends.
She's married to a black offensive lineman in the NFL.
Her name is Madison Gessiotto.
Ooh, I like the Italians.
She's been in the journalism field and been getting good at it, if you will, for about seven years.
I feel like we may have covered her before.
Been being good at it, if you will.
Covered her in jizz.
Oh!
Can you pull her up, please?
I don't know what she looks like.
She has an entire Lancome counter on her face.
It looks like, is she just walking around?
What is that?
The Paris filter?
Yeah.
Where are you?
I can't find you.
Jesus, too much makeup is just weird.
Have the refugees in Italy started breeding with the locals yet?
So that they have the last name, but they're clearly from Arabic.
I'm not.
Oh, that's a normal picture.
I'll resume on that one.
Slumdog mozzarella over here.
Slumdog mozzarella.
Yep, she's very pretty.
Whatever.
Hello, Gavin.
Ryan, could you please rate me?
I'm a 20-year-old Australian.
I attach photos in a clip that I took today.
Also, Gavin, you're right about the pronunciation of FKA Twiggs.
It stands for formerly known as.
I don't even know what Milo was talking about because she certainly isn't Irish either.
It worries me that the left has trained us to have the same response any and every time a woman comes out and talks about the bad things a man has done to her.
The right fails to be objective if they lump Twiggs' case in with the me stuff too.
We should not give the left ammunition and allow them to train how we respond to events in the culture.
This case is not one of illegitimacy.
There are witnesses and there were attempts to solve this matter in private, but after Shia was not willing to get help, they then took legal action against him.
I don't want to be the right.
I don't want the right to be the kind of people who, when a woman says she's been sexually battered, she's in all cases looked upon as a pawn of the leftist cultural movement.
Also, Azalea Banks is wrong in this case.
The STD was not transferred orally.
It was from Shia covering up his bits with makeup, not his face.
It is in the legal files that they submit and they're available to read online.
Ooh, that's juicy.
So you put makeup on his sores?
Herpetic sores are painful.
Ouch.
So it hurts to have sex.
And I'm sorry about our skepticism when it comes to sexual assault, but as I keep saying, you know, 10 years ago, we heard a girl was raped.
Everyone got and grabbed their baseball bats and got into the Chevy Nova with balaclavas on.
Baclavas?
Balaclava.
Balaclava.
Now you go, whoa, wait, let me hear the whole story.
So there's just been so many fucking lies.
And I'm also deeply disturbed by what Keith the cop told me where he said, with the rape case, I would sit down with a girl and I'd say, look, if this guy raped you or beat you, that's why I became a cop.
I'm ecstatic.
We got a bad guy off the streets.
We get to punish him, put him through the justice system.
This is fantastic.
I'm thrilled.
However, if you're lying and this is just to get revenge because you're mad at him for cheating or something like that, that's illegal.
And he'll go away, but you could be prosecuted too.
It's illegal to make false claims.
So I just want to be crystal clear here that if this is a revenge thing, it could be very bad for you.
But if this is real, it's going to be bad for him.
And I said, what percentage of the time would they say, I'll forget it?
I was just pissed.
He said 98.
Now, this is one cop.
It's anecdotal.
But I think about it about once a month.
It's haunting.
All right, pull her up.
What do we think?
Cute.
Yep.
She's got that sort of Asian-y eyes.
Yep, keep going.
Great tits?
Kind of a weird shirt.
That was the quickest video.
What is a brown shirt?
The brown shirts.
Great tits, though.
Looks like she'd be a lot of fun.
What else do we got?
Anything else?
No.
There's one duplicate.
Two, three, four, four pictures.
This is a duplicate picture, so only three.
And then the video.
Oh, okay.
What do you think, Ryan?
I'm a taken man, so I have no opinion.
Oh, shut up, you faggot.
You're not allowed to do that.
What do you want me to give a rating out of 10?
Yes.
Did your girlfriend say you may not rate girls?
No.
I just.
By the way, our camera cord is broken.
That's why we can't show you, Ryan.
Yeah.
She's alright.
What kind of pussy is too scared to rate women?
The thing with rating, too, is because there's so many women out there, I don't want to be unkind.
And I think she's very pretty.
Look, she put herself out there.
Yeah.
So her mom.
I'm going to go in like sevens, somewhere in the sevens.
Well, give us a number.
7.1.
I would go higher.
I would say 7.45.
Huh.
That's about right.
Just under 7.5.
Santa.gov is watching.
This is a picture in Minnesota.
He's saying, I hate this state sometimes.
Santa is watching.
Drive sober and wear a mask.
Fuck you, sir.
Wait, now you're using Santa.
So our kids, Santa is a very sacred tradition with children.
It represents innocence.
It shows that we want you to have presence, and we don't want credit for it.
We want you to think it was a magic thing that came from the sky.
That's fun.
It's a fun game we play with kids, like the Easter Bunny, like the Tooth Fairy.
And then you're going to use that to push your pandemic agenda?
Now we got Karen Kringle.
Fuck you.
War.
Your website is not allowing new subscriptions.
Not sure if it's technical difficulties or what.
See, I send this to our tech support guy, and he puts them on file.
Yes, we have been unable to process anything for a week.
We threatened legal action against Stripe, and they capitulated and handed over their stuff.
And now all we have to do, our stuff.
Your credit card information is mine.
Now, I don't ever get to see it or touch it, but the way they do that is it goes in an intermediary because I think it's illegal for you to hold people's credit card information.
It goes into an intermediary, it's registered with the bank, and they can hold it.
So it never touches my desk, but it is mine, in a sense.
They finally gave it back, and so we give that straight to the payment processor.
There might be one that's gone through now, but there should be today.
And then we have to catch up on all these bills.
We haven't been billing for a week.
The bar has been giving out free booze with no cash register for a week.
We've got recently we've been getting about a subscriber an hour.
So that's a week of hours.
I am never going to financially recover from this.
We will.
Joe, what's seven times 24?
About 180?
7 times 24 equals 168.
I was watching the movie Airplane the other day, and this gem of a scene is only 40 seconds.
I hope you play this.
Randy, are you all right?
Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared.
I've never been so scared.
Besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
We're going to make it.
You've got to believe that.
Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Pretty soon.
How are you going up?
Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared.
But at least I have a husband.
26.
How times have changed.
You wouldn't get that from a 36-year-old today.
Gavin and small Asian boy, what are your predictions for the upcoming unification title fight between Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua?
Merry Christmas from Austin, Texas.
Okay, my gut says that Tyson Fury will destroy him.
Tyson Fury's been training with this dude.
I forget his name, but he's an absolute beast, and it changed Tyson.
Tyson became a monster with this guy, his new trainer.
I think he's from Detroit.
I think Tyson flew down there.
And Anthony Joshua is a ponce.
He's a rich kid.
But it's always smart to talk to the experts.
So let's talk to...
I'm on a little chat with my boxing buddies.
Wait, what did you call him?
What?
A ponce?
Yeah.
What fucker said that?
Oi did.
And I called him a ponce and I'm calling you a ponce.
Ponce?
Who are you, McFuck?
Okay, so we'll see how long that takes for them to get back to me.
They're usually pretty good.
Who fucks ausses?
I fuck, maybe I fuck ausses.
Having a moment of drunken sincerity.
Thank you to Honor Mike.
Okay, so we got a lot of people calling us about that heroin addict and me not handling it well.
Oh, right, right, right.
G-Dog and R-Tart.
I'll keep this as brief as possible.
I was an opioid addict for over 10 years, IV user.
Thursday's caller needs to go to a sub-oxone clinic.
No addict should ever take methadone.
Methadone is completely obsolete.
It's an addiction management drug ever since sub-oxone has been available.
Now, I should say, I had another caller, another writer, another letter, another email say that they've been on methadone for years now and they don't get high.
It just takes off the withdrawals and they've been able to maintain a family and keep a job with no risk of ODing.
This is why I don't want to take on this thing because I don't want to give someone bad advice.
Suboxone is a miracle treatment for opioid addicts.
Cold turkey is unrealistic.
Option for 98% of addicts.
Methadone doesn't work.
And when you detox from methadone, the withdrawals are even worse.
Please make a statement on the show insisting that the Thursday caller get in touch with a suboxone, subo, suboxone clinic.
Going on suboxone will allow that caller to stop using heroin, hold a job, maintain routine things that are almost impossible to manage when you have a physical opioid addiction.
Suboxone will save his life.
I promise this is the best treatment for this caller if he'd like to stop smoking heroin.
I'm speaking from many years of my personal experience with being addicted to injecting hydromorphone, as well as my successful recovery with suboxone.
Please keep me anonymous.
Yeah, that reminds me of another letter we got.
Hey, did you add Indian Joker face to that little kid like I told you to?
Oh, no, I had it in the show, but no, I did not.
I've been busy doing the other things.
Okay.
But we want that for a drop?
No, it's just a fun thing.
It is fun.
Well, that's the same guy.
I'm not giving you two letters at once.
This guy's got an Indian Joker face.
If you would like to see it, buddy.
Okay, buddy.
Let's see it.
Looks promising.
Got a full body.
Pretty good.
Not bad.
Loosen up a little bit, I'd say.
With the hips.
Yeah.
Swing could be a little looser.
But good stuff.
Good stuff.
Yes.
Very courageous and bold.
Get off my lawn, Corona Justice.
Delicious, godlike Corona justice.
Gavin's smiley eyes.
Last summer, after it became obvious how much everyone had hyped the Rona, my wife and I went to a letter's worship protest.
It was fun to finally party again and watch people get baptized right on the beach after not having gone to church for so long.
Well, that was an oopsie-daisy.
Word got out and we became instantly popular with our woke church.
DMs and texts flooded in, scorned ex-girlfriend style about how irresponsible and brainwashed we were, particularly from one ultra-burnie-loving, skinny gene-wearing commie informing us how we were practically guilty Of murder.
Only to find out a few weeks ago, this dude had infected people in our church with the Rona because he had been hypocritically manhoring himself out with girl after girl from whatever dating app the kids use these days.
Not that we really care what non-believers do in their free time, but if you're Christian leaders, sorry, we have different standards.
Hilariously, having not been invited to our church's goings-on because of our egregious sin of daring to remove our face coverings to sing to God outdoors, we were not coroned along with the rest of them.
Meaning they were coroned.
Last we heard the event we attended never had a single case of Rona traced back to it.
God absolutely has a sense of humor.
P.S. So is everyone on this planet a tree planter?
That's from my book, The Death of Cool.
Okay, I think we should wrap it up here.
It's been a why why, right?
Rye guy?
Yes.
I think I deal with so much conflict and tension and anxiety with all these people trying to kill me or ruin my life and my family's life that I watch hours and hours of videos of people fighting and getting killed and shot.
And I just think I'm trying to subconsciously desensitize myself.
But I've been watching a lot of videos of people getting shot.
And this one is fascinating.
Signing my notes here.
Because apparently there's a market for that.
$25 each.
All going to charity to the proud lioness cash app.
But I don't understand how anyone would want these.
We'll see.
We actually had to take down our links from our site, at least the auction link, because apparently banks hate auctions because they're rife with fraud.
So when they see the word auction anywhere, they just were like, we don't touch the money.
It goes from the auction to Zanoa.
I didn't want to touch the money because I don't want to fuck up my taxes.
But they go, don't care.
Anyway, this guy comes into what looks like, what is that shop?
Just crap?
I see a hookah.
It's a smoke shop, perhaps.
Are those all hookahs?
Yeah, there's hookah.
Look at all the shit that's under the counter.
Looks like a great place to come and buy utter crap.
So this black dude shows up with a gun to rob the place.
And look at the guy on the chair.
You may have to get me out of the way for this.
Yeah.
Look at that guy sitting in the fold-out chair with the beard.
Like, someone's robbing you.
The woman, who I can't tell if she's Asian or not, they all seem kind of Chinese or Armenian or something.
She's obviously freaking out.
But dude in the beard doesn't care.
Anyway, cut me out of this.
Now watch the guy in the bottom right.
There's no audio for this?
So she's like, here's the money.
So there's money on the counter, but now he's pointing it at the guy with the beard.
The guy with the beard is just catatonic.
And then the guy in the bottom right, he's got access to a gun.
So he's got fucking...
Pause.
So this guy in the green is going to get a gun during a robbery and shoot the guy.
Can you imagine the fucking balls?
I know what you're saying.
You're going, I would fucking blow his head off.
Yeah, I believe that too.
But I don't know because I've never shot anyone.
So this, there's no mystery here.
There's no bragging here.
This guy's about to fucking do it.
Talk about adrenaline control.
And just one slight gesture from George Floyd up there and boom, there's a hole in your head and you cease to exist.
The last page of your book is closed.
You also don't know, by the way, if he's going to shoot you all anyway, because you can identify him.
All right.
There's a lot of shit going on right now.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Maybe I should have warned everyone before I showed this.
So I think he's having death twitches now.
I mean, it takes a while to die, unless they get you in the heart or the brain.
It probably takes like a couple minutes to croak.
So he's got to get the gun away from him.
He's got the gun.
Now he's just going to watch the man die.
I mean, you've heard of people saying I was shot six times, but it doesn't look good.
So let's go back.
So I guess what he was saying is, I'm going to get you the cash.
I'm going to get you the cash.
And then he reaches in his front.
And he tries to hit him with the gun.
That could have been a bullet hole to the green shirt's head right there.
Yeah.
So he tries to hit him with the gun, and then he turns around and he's like, oh, shit.
I don't know if the green shirt did the right thing.
I don't care about the perp getting shot.
I just mean as far as risk to reward kind of things.
If you do have a gun in your possession, you'd rather equal out the possibility of just being a victim.
I know I think that guy, the black guy hit him on the head with a gun because maybe the gun doesn't have bullets or he doesn't have the balls to shoot anyone.
Yeah, but it has the potential of shooting you.
So it's just as we're here in hindsight's 2020.
So now I can see, I don't think the black guy had the balls to shoot anyone.
With the hindsight?
No, because he tried to pistol whip instead of shoot him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if he wasn't a pistol whipper, right then is when you would have got a bullet through your head.
And you'd be dead for what?
Two grand?
We have word back on the fight.
Ooh.
And the guys on my chat are fucking boxer nerd experts, and they're never wrong.
Everyone is saying, put money on Fury.
Fury is going to destroy him.
It might be one of those fights where it's so obvious that there's not big money in it.
My guy, my bookie won't bet on big boxing matches.
I don't know why.
Anyway, sorry, let's just watch it one more time.
Go back a little bit here.
Yeah, this moment's giving me anxiety.
Dude, I don't think his gun has bullets, the black guy.
Yeah.
You would have died.
Wait, I have to watch it again.
Let's pretend he's not a pistol whipper and he's a shooter, okay?
Bang.
Go back, go back.
Stop.
So, right then, he sees something's happening.
Right there, yeah.
That's where you would have died.
Tries to grab his shirt.
Right.
He kind of spared his life.
But I don't think you're thinking that when you're like, my mission is to get the gun and start shooting so that way he doesn't get to do that.
Yep.
No, it's the right thing to do.
It's pretty linear.
In this case.
I'm pretty sure, you know what's sad?
He probably thinks about that.
He's like, I don't think he was trying to shoot me.
I fucking.
Oh, yeah.
That's got to be terrible.
And he's like, I could have stopped shooting.
Doesn't make more sense to have a thing, a gun sort of glued to the bottom side of your fucking.
Or like inside the cash register.
So it looks like you're going to.
There's a gun there, so you can just go, okay, but then you're standing in front of them.
You know what I want to invent?
Like a little tray.
So at the bottom, when the cash register comes out, there's a recessed gun-shaped thing underneath.
So you're like, here it is.
And then you just go, yeah, but sometimes they're like this.
Get the cash, get the fucking money.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
As soon as they look down.
The other thing, too, is you don't want your store being known as a good spot to hit.
Like you want to send a message that you're a fucking psycho.
Oh, sure.
That's true.
Psycho.
You also want to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.