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Dec. 11, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #77 - TEENAGE HEAD (Part 1)

We are living in a teenager's brain. Every radical thought you had when you were 16 is now considered mainstream.

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- -Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes.
Do you want the real deal or are you just talking?
Do you understand?
I'm the garbage man.
What a fucking great band that was!
Every time I hear them, I remember that when we did a feature of them in Vice, in like the mid-90s, I made the headline, The Gramps.
What a fucking stupid shithead 25-year-old I was.
I thought I would try something new today.
Let's try to do a typical get-off-my-lawn show minus the green screen and end an interview.
and uh do like the mailbag and all that shit all the sections in half an hour and then peace out the freebie part um and continue our shiznit so we'll have a final video at 9 30 the subscribers still have another hour and a half to party and we do them how are you doing by the way you don't seem to be partying very hard no I have, speaking of the cramps, I think I got the cramps or something.
Well you gotta show yourself when you're talking.
So what's happening there, darkness?
I look like the dark boy.
You got some, uh, you got some stomach problems?
Yeah, my stomach burns.
Yeah, you made a pot of coffee at 5pm, I told you not to do that.
True.
Vincent, a friend sent pizza and I appreciate it.
Do you have your own talk show?
No, I produce a show, but I don't talk much.
Stomach hurts.
That was great.
Way to get the ball rolling.
The Cramps were like a psychobilly band where rockabilly and punk had an affair and it became really big in Britain.
Psychobillies were everywhere.
They had pompadours that went out like this big.
But it never really caught on in the States.
I don't know why.
I think one of them is dead now.
But they were the real deal.
They were not fucking around.
And that album, Bad Music for Bad People, has to be heard to be believed.
It's a masterpiece.
Sounds like a greatest hits album.
What was I talking about, the Gramps?
Fuck me.
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Okay, so we got the song.
We see we talk about our songs every intro so we don't have to pay for them.
We call it editorial.
Here's a book.
Today's book is called Hell.
Separate truth from fiction and get your toughest questions answered.
Now I can be a Christian God-fearing man and still laugh my head off at this book.
Bill Weiss went to hell.
I guess he was sick or something?
And he was dead for a couple of minutes?
And he went to hell.
And I realized, so I bought this at the airport going, I want to hear what it's like.
And the whole time I'm reading this, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How does God warn us?
What roads lead to hell?
God is not to blame.
The choice is yours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I fucking get to hell, please?
I want to get to hell.
I want to hear the descriptions.
Like, is it a lake of fire?
This is, uh, he doesn't get into it much in this book, because it's his second book.
He's written two books on going to hell.
Might this person be a scam artist?
Now, like 500 fucking, like literally 278 pages into it, you hear that there's a long, long sort of underground highway of people just walking, and it's on fire, and it's hot, and then eventually they come to this cliff, and they try to turn back, but they can't because the mob is moving forward, so they slowly topple off into this big lake of fire.
That's all I could get out of this whole thing!
But, yeah, it's a fucking rip-off.
Do not buy this book.
New York Times best-selling author of 23 Minutes in Hell.
Yeah, that was the first one.
He went to hell for 23 minutes.
Imagine the PTSD you'd have.
Imagine if you were a pea.
Right?
And you were eaten by a guy, and you go through his entrails, all around, then you come out in the toilet.
I had an explosive diarrhea today and there was garden peas in it.
And as I'm flushing those peas that had just survived this, and all the alcohol and stuff in there, I thought, now he's gotta go on a whole other ride!
And guess what he has when he eventually ends up back in the Atlantic Ocean?
PTSD.
Oh, so lucky.
That is a lucky bird.
Anyway, I like buying... I realized the other day, I like shitty writing.
So I enjoyed that book.
And it's... I enjoyed hearing his hustle, and how serious he was, and wondering about the scam, and does he believe it?
That kind of stuff.
That's fun to me.
And this book I'm reading now, The Blue Chameleon, Daryl Cincuenta.
It's not, it's kind of an awkwardly written book.
You can tell he sort of dictated it to a guy, and this is no Kierkegaard.
We're not, this is no Taming of the Shrew.
First guy to get the vaccine is named Bill Shakespeare.
Boring story, who cares?
But I like that.
I don't know, it's more authentic.
I've read enough good writing in my day.
I don't need everyone to be fucking Charles Bukowski.
Um, oh wow, this half hour really zips by.
Where'd my fucking notes go?
I'm gonna try to stop swearing so much in these shows.
Uh, I saw an honest thief last night?
I kind of got in trouble with the missus.
There's a thing when you're married, when you're waiting for a good movie that you both like, and we both like Liam Neeson.
She actually calls him Li-Om-Ni-San because she had this mulatto roommate in college who hated white people.
And then my wife discovered that this woman was obsessed with Liam Neeson.
And she goes, I notice you keep watching Liam Neeson movies.
Do you like him?
And she goes, what?
I don't, who?
Li-Om-Ni-San?
So that's a running joke now.
We call him that.
It rocks.
I don't know why it's getting bad reviews.
It is so good.
It's about a thief, a bank robber who falls in love and decides to give all the money back.
But then the cops decide, actually, why don't we just steal the money?
And then they try to frame him.
This is my favorite kind of movie.
Guys who were framed and they have to get the guys who killed them and prove their innocence.
It's not remotely original.
You know, we've got Harrison Ford doing all this shit, but it's fucking fun.
It's on on-demand starting last night.
Anyway, my wife and I like this guy.
Especially, I've got a certain set of skills.
But she's like, can you just wait till Friday?
I'm exhausted now.
And I was like, nah.
I don't want to.
I don't want to wait.
Last night was Tuesday night.
I don't want to wait Wednesday.
I've been waiting for this for weeks!
I consider going to the theater alone.
Because it was playing nearby.
Is that bad?
Have I sinned?
I probably could have got laid on Friday because I have some pot.
So I kind of pulled it out there as a surprise.
But then, you know, you do something like that, you wait, and then the kids finally go to bed and she's like, I'm sorry, I am so beat.
We finally got the kids down.
It's 10 o'clock.
So, no.
I had movie infidelity last night.
It's a sin, but I did it.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you if There was an opening on Friday for us to watch a movie, and I'll tell you if I blew it.
I bet I didn't.
Uh-oh.
Emergencies?
I forget who that is.
Ryan, I'm realizing now you're right.
That KFC movie is a joke.
Yes.
Colonel Sanders is a funny character.
The thing that threw me off is everyone reporting on it so seriously and not getting the jokes.
And it's on Lifetime.
And it's on Lifetime, so Lifetime's taking the piss out of themselves.
Yeah.
Lifetime is mocking Lifetime movies.
There's a Steam game which is a dating sim.
What do you do?
Um, you try to earn Colonel Sanders' love, I believe.
The dating simulator.
I'm so disappointed in American youth that they give a shit about Japanime, which is for little Japanese children, and now it's become an adult thing.
It's this infantilization of, of not just Western men, but Japanese men, men all over the world.
You know, all these politics like, fuck Trump, and...
You can't just be non-racist, you have to be anti-racist.
All that dogma.
Trans people are real people.
Well, they are real people.
I had all those beliefs when I was 16.
And now you see 36, 46 year olds with this kind of attitude.
And you just go, why is my adolescence the norm today?
It's disturbing.
But yeah, Lifetime is taking the piss out of themselves because they are funny, I guess?
Like, aren't you kind of making fun of your fans now?
Maybe it's like a good publicity for them to, I don't know, you know.
I don't know if they're branching out.
They're probably not getting a lot of, like, new demographics.
So now they do Lifetime movie parodies?
Yeah, just like, you know what?
Just to make fun of Lifetime?
Let's give it a shot.
Um... Okay, let's start the show with a Proud Boys segment.
So, pull up the Proud Boys thing.
I'm gonna doodle.
Ooh, and kido.
This is what we do, folks.
We have these little interstitials.
Start fights, finish them!
- Let's go. - I'll make you proud of your boys.
I'll make you proud of your boys. - The speaker sounds really quiet.
- Proud, boys.
Stand back and stand by.
I don't care.
I don't mind.
Okay.
Probably turn it up for the calls.
So at my Alma Mater, Vice, there are these sad cucks.
There's this genre of journo-activists.
They're beta males.
They talk fanatically about right-wing patriots with testosterone.
They don't talk about the Aryan nations.
But anyone who they deem as a Trump supporter, who doesn't agree with them, and maybe fucks too much, they obsessively comb through these people like me, they comb through my social media, try to find a transgression.
I call them the Pussy Patrol, because they're pussies on patrol, patrolling the right.
And they don't get laid.
So this is a guy writing about these people.
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes, radical leftist journalist, sort of blamed for domestic terrorism, not patriots.
So scroll down.
So Vice has this guy.
For some, joining the Proud Boys was a stop on the way to neo-Nazi terror.
So someone approaches the group.
They say, I'm a Nazi.
I'd like to join your group.
They say, fuck you.
And then that guy goes to a Nazi group.
Now this group is a gateway drug.
And the irony of that is, no, it's you, Cuck McGee.
It's you, Andy Campbell.
It's you, Ben.
Who's this guy?
Click on the Proud Boys lawyer wanted to be a Nazi terrorist.
Ben Mackutch.
Mack Lamoureux.
It's these two Canadian dwarfs who don't get laid and they obsessively follow people that won't beat them up.
They know I won't beat them up.
I'm a family man.
Well, if there's a risk of me getting caught, I won't.
You know, they never report on the Aryan nations.
Or when they're talking about hate, they totally ignore the black Hebrew Israelites.
And the Covenant Catholic school thing was a great example of that.
They had the black Hebrew Israelites pick a fight, with these Catholic school kids and then the Catholics, everyone started swarming on the Catholic school kids and then they started the tape with the Indian going bong bong bong.
That was the Black Hebrew Israelites.
BHI, as they're called, have been murdering Jews all over New York State and New Jersey.
Isn't that hate?
Where's your hate watch?
Nation of Islam, Farrakhan, talking about how Jews are termites.
They need to be exterminated.
No mention of that.
And I was thinking of the guy they're talking about there, the lawyer.
I knew him well.
And he just got hammered, and hammered, and hammered by Antifa.
They harassed his parents.
They got his law license revoked.
They kept terrorizing him, and terrorizing him, and calling him a Nazi, and fucking with his life, and coming to his house, and vandalizing his truck.
And they just kept antagonizing him.
And one day, he snapped.
And he went, yeah, now I am that monster.
And I want to kill all of you.
That's what happened to Paul Miller, the guy who got the journalist that got attacked from the Metro Club.
He got like extreme and now he's like a meme.
He like dresses like the Joker and he's like pretty far right.
Oh really?
Or that other guy, um, I was gonna say Joy Villa.
What's his name?
Oh, oh, uh, Jovi Val.
Jovi Val.
He wears an actual swastika around his neck.
And he was bottled in the face for wearing a Trump hat.
So I can take the abuse, but some people don't.
Some people snap.
In other words, you were the gateway drug, my friend.
Antifa, the radical left, constantly harassing these people.
Some of them snap and become the monster they're being accused of.
And this is both with the extreme Antifa left who bottled Jovi's face, cut his face up.
He had to have plastic surgery to look normal.
But it's also with these cunt journalists who are constantly like, you're a Nazi, that was racist.
And not just what you just did, but your country, your history, everything about you, Western male, is evil.
It's all slavery.
Everything is bad.
America sucks.
And eventually that radicalizes people.
And they go, you know what?
If me existing and not being ashamed of myself is to be a Nazi, then I'm a Nazi.
Now the beauty of the Proud Boys is we say, no, no, no, that's not the ultimatum.
The Pussy Patrol is giving you a ridiculous ultimatum.
They're just sad vol-cells, voluntarily celibate, who resent masculinity, resent patriotism, resent pride, so they want you to be on this cuck, nerd, pussy thing.
Right?
This wimp thing.
It's revenge of the hurt.
And when you don't go that way, they want to punish you.
So just ignore them, first of all.
Let the dogs yap.
And come over here.
You can not be ashamed of yourself, but also not be a radical.
It's not far right or hate yourself.
It's Proud Boys.
You don't have to hate yourself.
So the irony of these pussy patrol cuck journalists saying we are radicalizing people is we are doing the opposite.
They are radicalizing people.
If you're looking for the catalyst to the extreme right, then look in the mirror.
There's also feds going in there and saying, we should kidnap the governor and some sad 20 year olds have been abused by these dumb assholes by the Pussy Patrol.
They go, yeah, we should.
And the next thing you know, they've been entrapped into some stupid plot.
And that then justifies the Pussy Patrol's articles.
One of the silliest ones is this loser dwarf Andy Campbell.
He looks like the sloth from Ice Age.
You know that Ice Story thing?
Yeah.
What's his name again?
Sid.
Sid.
He looks like Sid the Sloth.
Of course you know, right out of the gate.
Yeah, I grew up with that movie.
When I was in, you know, 14.
Yeah, 14 year olds.
That's what I was doing when I was 14.
I wasn't smoking pot in the back of a Chevy Nova feeling up Donna DeLiva.
I was going to infants movies.
I was smoking and touching.
Smoking and touching.
Okay, 02.
So this article was going around about how Proud Boys radicalized people.
And then this pussy, look, he spells my name wrong so it won't come up on a search.
But this is supposed to be proof that I am the root of all evil.
Look at this wimp tattletale.
So click on the first picture.
I barely remember writing this.
It was 15 years ago.
So I'm talking about the first night you fuck, I think.
And I'm saying you have to blow her mind, try Adderall, it makes you want to eat her ass, blah blah blah.
And then I say once you have the go-ahead...
So consent.
Do everything short of rape.
Almost scare the shit out of her.
And the reason that he's highlighting that is he's such a loser virgin that that's never occurred to him.
Rough sex.
Dangerous sex.
It will never happen to him.
And then he has this piece of evidence of a horrible thing I've done.
If you're any kind of race at all, you'd be stupid not to play the race card.
A great mulatto trick.
Oh, I guess he's mad I used the word mulatto.
Um, is to go up to the white girl and ask her what her parents would think about you two going out.
Girls love the idea of torturing their Archie Bunker fathers and there's no reason why you shouldn't get your cut of that.
So I'm encouraging black dudes.
I'm actually disappointed that this is such a cuck thing.
But I'm realizing now this guy is so sensitive that he sees the word mulatto and then tunes out the content.
It's like the 10 things I hate about the Jews, or a video that was pro-Zionist.
Anyway, I steal Derek Beckles' trick in that article, and I say, because I would see him do this.
He'd put his arm next to her arm, and he's like a light-skinned black, and he'd go, what do you think our babies will look like?
And I saw it raking a lot of pussy for that guy.
So I put it in the guide, with a rude word.
Rude word.
They use rude words.
Hey, dudes!
It's like when I went up to Will Summer.
Why don't you do anything on the Aryan nations?
That's a hate group, and they're white.
You only seem worried about white hate.
Uh, everyone has their beat.
And I said, no, Will, it's because you're a fucking pussy.
He's about this tall.
And he goes, we're done here!
And scatters away.
He flitted away.
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I'm not really sticking to this 930 plan, am I?
I've got too much to say, yo.
I've got some heavy juice coming your ways, boys.
A tsunami.
Ezra Levant has uncovered an incredible scoop.
But before we get to that heavy news, let's keep silly for a second here.
And speaking of cuck journalists, remember David Chortel, our favorite guy?
We went to Roger Stone's trial and Milo and I were carrying signs that said, David Chortel, stakeout king.
David Chortel was the guy who said, I have a feeling they're going to bust Roger Stone.
So I'm going to stay at a hotel the night before.
Not sleep in front of his house.
Stay at a hotel.
Arrive at Roger Stone's house at 5am and then the bust will probably happen soon after that.
Well it did, Dave.
It happened at 5.15am.
So your stakeout was 15 minutes.
That's got to be a world record, my friend.
And obviously everyone went, well, no, stakeouts are never 50 minutes.
You're clearly tipped off by the FBI.
CNN stuck with their lie and they went, no!
Then they have David come on.
He's a child, by the way.
He must be 25 years old.
And they go, your journalistic instincts are incredible.
How did you know that they were going to bust him?
Meanwhile, CNN knows how they know.
The FBI told them.
And he goes, I just, I mean, they...
They weren't having a meeting on Friday, so I figured they were busy.
Then I thought, well, they're probably doing the bus that day.
So then I went down Thursday night and...
And you didn't tell me to go there.
I went on my own volition.
And the FBI didn't tell CNN.
So we kept mocking him, kept mocking him.
Because I always called him the errant thread.
He's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
Because once you realize that stakeouts aren't 15 minutes, then you realize the FBI told the CNN, told CNN, then you realize that the big deep state is in cahoots with the media.
They're all one big monster.
And then you realize that we're losing our democracy because the media is a PR firm that works for the DNC and Antifa is their paramilitary wing.
These groups are supposed to be distinct.
They aren't.
And David Shortell personifies that hole in the plot.
So I look him up the other day, because in the movie, An Honest Thief, they have, no, it's just called Honest Thief.
In the movie, Honest Thief, they have a fed who's doing a stakeout and he's eating a hot dog and feeding his dog a hot dog, which is cannibalism.
And you can tell that he's been in the car for like 30 hours.
Go, that's a stakeout, not 15 minutes.
Don't sleep at a hotel the night before an early morning bust.
But anyway, he's in Mexico now.
Reporter based in Mexico City.
Can we move that over?
I can't see it.
Former crime and justice reporter for CNN.
David, you had the scoop of the century.
You had the best journalistic instincts and now you're in Mexico?
Are you being swept under the rug?
Were you fired and now you're hiding?
Did the FBI pay you... What do you think they could get away with?
120 grand to fuck off and shut up?
His email's there.
I'd love to get him on the show.
Maybe you could email him.
Hello, I'm Ryan Rivera.
Can you come on my show?
We're doing a thing on great journalists who live in Mexico.
I could do that.
Yeah.
And then, oh my god, wouldn't that be fun?
See, that was the old days.
You could have controversial things.
You could ambush people.
You could have We've been making these commercials for Katie Hopkins who is on Censored.tv now.
And I was watching her old shows where she's like, I try to find the best in people, darling, but it's rarely there!
And all these great quotes, oh, you're fat and you're lazy, be honest.
And I thought, before, like 2012, 2013 around, you could be bombastic and outrageous.
I mean, I was on Fox telling Tamara she'd be much happier at home.
Remember those days?
And then I think social media really, big tech, really pushed the bubble.
Obviously, big, very bigly after Trump.
And what that did was, it sort of made these little individual bubbles Well, we're not ragging on each other anymore, because everyone thinks the same way you do.
And so now we have these little segregated, different sections.
It's almost like the Amish, and the Hasidic Jews, and the hipsters, and they all don't speak to each other.
They won't call me back.
Like, you wouldn't believe who's exed me, like my friend's nanny.
And I'm like, we've never discussed any of this shit.
And now you're using it on this ground to not reply.
So when you take that away, people become mentally obese and they can't work out.
They don't have muscles up there.
So they can't break each other's balls.
So now Katie, when she's like, oh, fuck off.
It would be normal bar room talk and you're used to it.
Now when she says something like, you're fat, you're lazy, you go, and you have a heart attack.
Like at the gym, we're constantly shitting on each other.
Huey comes in the other day and he just had a helmet on, so his hair's all messy, and Gary goes, you got low water pressure in your apartment?
He goes, why, what do you mean?
Your hair's fuzzy.
It looks very fuzzy.
It looks like an animal's hair.
That's hilarious.
I mean, that's not exactly breaking his balls, but you get the idea of the general gist.
And we've lost that.
And now, the Tattletail Pussy Patrol, they feel like they have some authority now.
Because instead of arguing, we tattle on each other and get people cancelled and slap the wrist.
What's this pic sent separately?
Oh, that's the David Chortel thing.
No, no.
Oh, before that.
That was the smelling the shit.
No, no.
What was before the David Chortel pic?
I don't know.
I was looking for an email and did not see.
Hmm.
I looked in the share folder, also nothing.
By the way, speaking of KFC movie being a fake, not really a fake, but it's well aware of itself, it's being ironic, this is a joke too.
I was excited, but I looked it up and it's not a thing.
Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to trans women.
I'm glad that jokes like this exist because people need to be reminded that when you have your dick cut off and you make a vagina, the flesh inside is rotting and it smells like poo poo.
You know why?
Because God doesn't want you, sorry if you're atheist nature, Nature doesn't want you to be around rotting stuff.
It's not good for evolution.
So the people who don't mind being around gangrenous sores, they're dead.
And the ones who go, uh, you're rotting, that probably means there's a disease around here.
I'm getting out of here.
That's why Tranny's pussies stink.
Because God is saying, get away from this person.
That's just a fact.
Nature is anti-trans.
That's why they make it stink.
We didn't get to any of our segments.
We didn't even get to the Ezra scoop.
Okay, I'll tell you Ezra's scoop, and then we'll talk about Bubba and Hank's.
Craziest fucking story I've ever heard.
This is nuts.
So Ezra hears that China, communists who are our enemies, Russia's our enemy too, but they don't have the kind of power China has.
I'm not scared of Russia.
I am scared of China.
And I'm scared of Islam.
I'm scared of all of them.
I have China-phobia, I'm an Islamophobe, and I have Russia-phobia.
It's all very rational, it's not based on prejudice, it's based on post-judice.
So anyway, they're showing off their navy, and all the other communists go, great navy guys, you rock!
But then, Ezra's suspicious because he sees that Canada and America are said to have gone.
No, he looks into the American and it was just a spy who went, oh, okay.
I don't give a shit.
Of course you're going to send a spy.
But were Canadian delegates there and were they spies?
So he asked the government to send them the information about that.
They accidentally send him a compendium of all their past two years of behavior, like this thick.
And the other crazy part about this TMI document drop, they WikiLeaked themselves, is they blacked out all the most important stuff, but they made it grey.
So all you have to do to read the band shit is squint.
So, as he's reading all the grey shit, he discovers that Canada is training China in cold weather warfare.
And America has officially objected to this.
And Canada's went, why, because it makes Trump mad?
No, dude, because China's our enemy and you're training our enemies to kill us.
Like, we should put Canada in jail.
Yeah, for treason.
For treason.
That's a declaration of war.
Right.
You're training our enemies to kill us.
Anyway, he started a whole site about it called the China Files.
Check it out.
Oh, sorry.
It's 1-1.
I think I found what that was before too, by the way.
Oh, what was it?
It was a video of the neighbors.
Oh no, that's in racism.
Gotcha.
I mean, this is, how long is this video?
This should be an entire episode of our show.
So I feel, look, it's half an hour.
There he is holding it.
Are pressuring the Canadian Armed Forces to work closely with China's People's Liberation Army.
These documents show that even after China kidnapped two Canadian citizens, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor, Trudeau still insisted that our military maintain warm ties with China's military.
Trudeau has made protecting the feelings of China's dictator Xi Jinping a priority for our armed forces.
Maybe that doesn't surprise you, but these documents also reveal that Trudeau has been sending Canadian troops to China to participate in that country's propaganda displays.
And most incredible of all, Canada has been training Chinese military troops at our military colleges in Canada, and unbelievably, So what's that URL?
Soldiers had Canadian Forces Base Petawawa in how to wage cold weather weather.
I worked at a Canadian military base in Ontario.
Trudeau is literally training our enemies in how to kill us.
And I'll prove it to you.
You're watching The China Files on Rebel News.
So what's that URL?
Let's see right here.
So if you go to their YouTube or you go to rebeluse.com slash thechinaphiles.
I think it's...
But if you put it in thechinaphiles.com, you end up there.
Type in thechinafiles.com.
No, that's not what I said.
The China Files.
I said the China Files, yeah.
No, you're missing the the, yeah.
You're right.
Yeah, so thechinafiles.com.
That's my question for the URL.
Jeez Louise!
We're already past the halfway mark.
No mailbag.
I failed in my experiment.
We're going to wrap it up here with Bubba and Hank's, our favorite meat suppliers.
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By the way, we're not taking a day off.
Not even Christmas.
So you are going to have fresh content every day, including this show.
With Gavin Ryan.
Throughout the vacation.
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They send me free meat all the time.
I fucking love it.
I like to sort of spread it out.
So I'll just thaw one like once a week and we have our fancy meat night.
And the Christmas giveaways today when we take the callers, which you're not going to hear if you're listening this for free, we have a Bubba and Hank's prize pack, a BeardVet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple prize pack.
Caller number two also gets this triple prize pack deal.
So don't forget caller number one and caller number two.
I guess, you know what, we should end with at least one segment that we usually do on the show.
Let's show the final video.
Segment.
You know, you're not supposed to laugh in class.
So when someone is funny in class, it's about six times funnier than normal times.
Because it's verboten.
And this guy is obviously capitalizing on that and being an awesome and hilarious dude.
I don't know what this guy's beef is with the teacher, but I like it.
All rise for the National Anthem!
Mr. Crispin, get out of here now!
- - I think he's cracking up as he plays.
What does it say after lunch?
This is great because the teacher doesn't see me.
So we're going to take these points that we have and move them two to the right and one down.
And then we'll be able to draw our new curve.
And along with that, our asymptote, instead of being close to the... He's laughing into the trumpet.
Get out of here now!
I want to get that album.
Giggle trumpet man.
Giggly trumpet covers.
Yeah, you see, the Pussy Patrol guys, if they don't become teachers, they get into journalism, and their job is saying, get out of here!
No laughs, no fun, I'm short!
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Come on, man!
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