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Dec. 1, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING [2020-12-01 - S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING]

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	My own reflections making me sick I've been this way since my faith quit I never knew this thing It's taking me all by one with It's taking me all minutes It's making me colder If I broke it,
	would you quit It's a topic we can fix In the morning when we win When I'm sober would you stay If I broke it, would you quit It's a topic we can fix In the morning when we win When I'm sober Please just go easy up,
	baby Go easy up Who's that now?
	Matt Mason.
	Stop What in the fuck go back That's John Kinsman folks That's who we were just visiting in prison Where they shaved his beard and his hair No,
	I think he had his his he was shaved and he had a short haircut for the trial.
	Yeah, that's it.
	But they also shaved Max's hair and I think his when they got to Ulster, the sort of the prison where they decide where they're going to put you.
	Unfortunately, John and Max weren't allowed to be in the same prison because they don't want the Proud Boys planning stuff.
	Starting maybe a jail chapter.
	Wouldn't be surprised if they did start a jail chapter and these fucking dummies turned Proud Boys into a bona fide gang by trying to prevent it from being a gang.
	Anyway, that's John Kinsman.
	That's the guy at the end of every episode.
	And when I first saw this, I took a screen grab and I was like, is it possible for someone to look that much like someone?
	I mean, he's a twin.
	And John has a very particular look, right?
	And so I contact Zenoa and I go, am I crazy or is that John?
	And she goes, yeah, I told you he did commercials.
	He did videos.
	And I go, but this is a year ago.
	And she goes, yeah, pretty fucked up, right?
	That's a Joliet, which is a closed prison near Chicago.
	They have parties there.
	Stop.
	Okay, a week ago we were sitting with him eating.
	I was watching him eat.
	He has a big beard.
	It's back now.
	And I got him wings from the store and we were six feet away, but that was our reality.
	And this is, he was just about to go to trial.
	I think this is when he had just made Liberty.
	Liberty was unborn, but starting.
	How fucking crazy is that?
	Then you start to wonder, like, did he tempt the gods by appearing as a prisoner?
	And I never wanted to change.
	He's a lecter, huh?
	He made 75 grand once in a M ⁇ M's ad.
	Dang.
	Yeah.
	Wasn't he the Snapple guy, too?
	Yeah, the Snapple, sorry.
	Snapple.
	Who does that at the dinner table?
	That guy.
	I don't get that part.
	Oh, is he kicking heroin right there?
	This food's gross.
	You know that book I'm reading, that detective book?
	Blue Chameleon.
	Blue Chameleon?
	There's a great part in it where he goes, he was all about informants and getting people to talk.
	And a lot of these people don't like, oh, look at John there.
	He's like, oh, well, did you see that shit?
	Like, it covered in stone.
	Go back.
	Look, he looks at the other guy.
	You see that?
	That guy's in a bad mood.
	So what he would do is he would get junkies on a Friday.
	You pig haters probably think this is wrong.
	I think it's awesome.
	And you'd go, did you guys know anything about the shooting yesterday?
	No, fuck you, cop.
	You see, because I noticed that you guys were littering earlier.
	And I mean, that's probably not going to stand up in court, but I might arrest you.
	And then, of course, you'll be in jail for the rest of today and Saturday and Sunday.
	And you'll see a judge Monday.
	So you'll be going through withdrawals in your cell.
	And you're like, okay, we thought he Lopez.
	And so he'd always get there in a break because he'd get junkies on a Friday.
	That was the sweetest treat.
	Anyway, we chose that song because Matt is all over the video.
	John's all over the video.
	I couldn't believe it.
	We almost chose this song, though.
	Indian Droker.
	This is the best thing that ever happened to me.
	Ryan and I watched all of these last night.
	Now here's...
	Okay, stop.
	So he's a TikTok guy who thinks that the fact that he can do this is mind-blowing.
	It's called Droker Face, buddy.
	And you think that you can fuck with me and I'm just a regular guy, but not until I go like this.
	And on TikTok, they make it go and it goes viral and they get 3 million likes.
	So look, wait, stop.
	He's doing this at some like theater where these people don't look at TikTok.
	They're in their 40s.
	And he does the Indian Joker face, batty journey.
	There it comes.
	Whoa.
	Look at them.
	Oh, that's not the same guy.
	That's just a random.
	Oh, this is the guy.
	This is the guy.
	Ready to freak?
	This is the quintessential one.
	Can you fucking believe what you're looking at?
	So, this is his TikTok.
	It's just thousands of these where people mess with him.
	They don't realize he can do an Indian Joker face, and then they get it.
	Oh, you didn't do it there.
	Here it comes.
	Oh, yeah, you messed with the wrong guy.
	Come here.
	You're about to get Indian Joker face.
	Ready?
	Oh my god.
	I can't.
	All cultures are not equal.
	Some are gay.
	These are Asians.
	Nice eyebrows, dude.
	Oh, crap.
	Whoa!
	There's thousands of these.
	And this has, this compilation has like 45 million views, right?
	Yeah.
	Yes, it does.
	Coming up on 46.
	Alright, I'll do it for you.
	I have a feeling that this song, I couldn't make it out.
	I think it's Indians doing what they sound think French sounds like.
	Because you hear French words like nuit and vautre and stuff.
	There you go.
	Do you want me to Joker face you?
	Soon as Helium voice.
	I didn't know Indians had enough money for a motorcycle.
	Look out, buddy.
	Just ignore them.
	Unless, of course.
	Anyway, it sucks.
	The West is the best.
	I mean, why argue?
	Speaking of me.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	One more thing.
	I sent you an email.
	I was just looking at this before we started rolling.
	And it's someone went to the Mogrit Islands.
	This just shows you how full of shit Daily Mail is.
	They call Prowboys racist, whatever.
	They have no fucking clue what they're doing.
	They're so easily duped.
	Life with the world's most isolated tribe.
	Beautiful pictures show the Marquisans who live on South Pacific Islands over 800 miles from the nearest civilization.
	You know where the nearest civilization is in the Marquisan Islands?
	The Marquisean Islands?
	There's like villages there, hotels.
	It's a big tourism place.
	And these people are clearly full of shit.
	I think they're Maoris from New Zealand.
	Look, this is an untouched tribe.
	You know what an untouched tribe does?
	They stab you.
	They don't pose, and they don't know how to pose.
	These horses have bits.
	They all look...
	The horses don't look in great shape.
	That's kind of realistic.
	But look at the way they fucking pose.
	And scroll down a bit.
	Okay, yeah, we just discovered you.
	We're at the gym.
	They're from a fucking Maori gym in New Zealand.
	How's that one guy shave his face to the right?
	Well, that's another thing.
	They all have perfect...
	One of the girls has perfectly manicured eyebrows.
	He doesn't like to take pictures of girls too close.
	And I got to admit, I was open-minded when I first saw it and before I smelled a rat.
	And I was like, I guess he doesn't want to sexualize them.
	But this is where you start to get a little suspicious.
	Wow, you sure are good at your horses.
	Nice shed back there.
	Yeah, a nice shed with corrugated tin.
	Amazing.
	Did you just find that?
	That floated ashore.
	I didn't notice the shed before.
	Because it's far away, it must be untouched because the year is 1702.
	More of the same shit.
	Blah, blah.
	How did he get a buzz cut?
	Amazing.
	Yeah, I don't...
	Worth rocks.
	So that guy's got a perfect goatee.
	Okay.
	Pencil.
	He's got a fucking pencil.
	No, wait, wait.
	This is my favorite part.
	Go up a little bit more.
	No, the other way.
	Yeah, stop.
	Nice wedding ring, dude.
	Nice.
	First of all, marriage?
	That's our thing, isn't it?
	Isn't that a Western phenomen?
	Definitely the ring is...
	So those are the kids far away.
	And I believe now they put the woman far away so we wouldn't see their manicured eyebrows.
	I'll show you what gave it away for me.
	That one I'm still like, okay, you sure like plants.
	Nice goatee.
	Well shaved.
	Look at his chin.
	I guess he did that with sharp rocks, okay?
	Untouched, huh?
	Look at her.
	That's the one that gave it up for me.
	The one on the left, the farthest away from me.
	Look at her perfect tattoo.
	What's that?
	That's from like a fucking little piece of punk porcupine quill filled with plant dye and a hammer.
	Wow, they sure are precise.
	And of course, she has perfectly manicured eyebrows.
	I spy eyeliner.
	Yeah.
	I guess that's made of burnt coal.
	But the whole article is about how Jimmy would correspond.
	They don't speak English, so we have to learn how to speak to them in a certain way.
	And the fucking Daily Mail is such amateur at the Apollo that they're just open for a photographer.
	That's a photographer just sticking his portfolio on the most popular website on the web.
	Or one of the most because he wants free advertising.
	Oh, wait, not yet.
	I fucked it up.
	Wait, try again.
	I'll find the drop.
	Wait, you're getting turned.
	I like the very beginning.
	The Indian kid who does it at some high school thing, and everyone goes, What are you doing?
	Or they're saying, chiputi data.
	I thought I would spend a little bit of time on me.
	Here is a book that I did in 2008.
	After I left Vice, I had a book coming out, The Do's and Don'ts 2.
	But I didn't want them making money off of me after I left, so I canned it.
	I just thought I'd put it out myself.
	But then I realized that all those pictures are from Vice magazine.
	I don't have the rights to that anymore, so it just got thrown in the garbage.
	I actually have it as a PDF somewhere, but it'll die, just like my movie, Death of Cool.
	So I did a book from scratch that was essentially do's and don'ts called Street Boners, where a boner can be a good thing, like your penis is erect, and it can be a bad thing, like you made a mistake, you made a boner.
	And I had tons and tons of pictures, and I just continued to do it.
	I rated women by cats, men and women.
	Oh my God, here's Kim Taylor Bennett being a smoke show.
	She's absolutely mental.
	She's so attractive.
	But I was looking at this going, you know what I like about this?
	This is, I had a chance to do something that was 100% my control.
	I laid it out.
	I did the kittens thing.
	I chose all the pictures, took most of the pictures, did all the graphic design, wrote everything, of course.
	But I also did, God, there's some real boners in here, dude.
	Lots of socks with heels, which is my fang.
	But there's also a fun thing inside with all the rules.
	The rules.
	And it talks about what to do and what don't to do.
	How to have your pants.
	What shoes you can wear.
	Flip-flops.
	Sports sandals are out.
	Cargo shorts are out.
	Umbrellas you may not wear.
	People always ask me for a definitive guide and it's all in here.
	Different kinds of facial hairs we can allow.
	Where'd you get that?
	Google.
	Things you can't wear after 30, which unfortunately includes socks with heels.
	And then back to the fun stuff, making fun of.
	Here's a don't.
	It's a picture I took near my place when we lived in Costa Rica with just the river going outside and it says, okay, I get it.
	It's rainy season.
	Jesus Christ, get over yourself.
	Funny me.
	Classic Gav.
	Also in the Gav News, my movie, How to Be a Man, I haven't been able to find that for a long time, but it's now on Xbox, on Microsoft Movie.
	So you can watch that for $10.
	I highly recommend it.
	That's another example where I had complete creative control and made sure it was exactly what I wanted it to be.
	And it's quite a fun romp.
	I haven't seen the trailer in a long time.
	Can you pull that up?
	By the way, that taco truck was my taco truck.
	What?
	I lost a fortune on that thing.
	The restaurant industry is not for me.
	Hey, little buddy, it's your dad.
	If you're watching this, I'm probably dead.
	This is the first in a series of videos where I'm going to show you how to be a stand-up guy.
	Quit my job, got a pregnant wife, and I'm dying of male breast cancer.
	Men can get breast cancer?
	Yes, they can.
	Let's move on.
	You quit your job that gives you benefits while your pregnant wife is at home.
	I'm done.
	I'm going to storm out of here very slowly.
	I'm going to teach you about your word and how to fight.
	Like, literally fight.
	I can use background.
	Look, I don't want no trouble.
	The secret to humor is...
	Brutal honesty.
	It looks like you've been listening.
	With some vulnerability on top.
	How are you feeling?
	I feel bad.
	I'm dying.
	And then just a sprinkling of his.
	There's a friend, Perry.
	Is that about skinhead?
	Everyone laughed at that.
	Let's put this baby up.
	It's time to grow up, okay?
	I'm having a child.
	I don't need two of them.
	Can I get some clothes, please?
	Not a millipede.
	I'd like some pants.
	I'm trying to be true to myself.
	I'm setting an example for the kid.
	I'm following my passion.
	How did I end up here?
	How did you trick me into listening to you?
	Don't be a coward.
	Don't you feel alive?
	I've never felt more alive.
	I've got a selection.
	It's my dying wish.
	You ever heard of Death Row?
	They get to eat whatever they want.
	They'll have ice cream and steak.
	This is my ice cream steak.
	Beautiful film.
	Get down there.
	And it's just doodle leap, one armpit.
	Doodle little loop, one armpit.
	Done.
	No shower for a man should be more than one minute long.
	What happened to those shirts?
	Those are Thomas Pink shirts.
	I miss those.
	Final note in the Gab saga at GNN.
	One of my Joe Rogan's has just been removed from YouTube.
	The first one where I was wearing a tan suit made by Built by Wendy, I believe.
	And it's gone.
	Now the other one is still up where I'm dressed as Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
	But that one, this is bizarre.
	The number of views have been reduced from 5 million to 300,000.
	It sure did.
	What the flip.
	And the date hasn't changed.
	So it's not like he re-uploaded.
	It's still the same date.
	They just took the views down.
	Isn't that fucking bizarre?
	You have to get the pills.
	You got to get the pills.
	Wait, is this on his private channel?
	I'm seeing something weird here.
	This might be a different channel.
	Usually it's the Joe Rogan experience with that little head.
	Oh, and he has his own Joe Rogan?
	I don't know if this is actually him.
	Or maybe that's not even him.
	Yeah.
	It's someone who just steals his videos, but why would he allow that?
	899 views, 215 views.
	Yeah, these are.
	Oh, it's amazing.
	I mean, yours has an amazing amount of views for him.
	Considering this guy's.
	So this is a rip-off channel.
	I see.
	Yeah.
	It's strange that they would let that stay up, but I bet Joe doesn't give a shit about YouTube anymore.
	He's taking them all down eventually, isn't he?
	I think a certain amount are going to stay there forever.
	Oh, really?
	Well, mine isn't staying there forever.
	Oh, so both of mine have been taken down, in other words.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's it.
	I got duped.
	That's fucked up.
	Well, we had a good run.
	What was it?
	10 million combined?
	What if we just put it on our site?
	Do we have it?
	I'm sure somebody's got it.
	Yeah.
	We probably got Ovenmo or something.
	That's a good idea.
	Let's sue me.
	Yeah.
	What are you going to do?
	What are you going to do?
	Hey, what are you going to do?
	You're going to sue me?
	Yeah, it's going to be.
	Sue me.
	Holy shit.
	So sue me.
	I guess we have to cover this.
	Some dude married a fucking doll.
	He's from Kazakhstan.
	He's Muslim.
	Kazakhstan is one of the shittiest countries in the world.
	Borad is based in Kazakhstan.
	So he's probably an inbred lunatic.
	I mean, is this even real?
	Or is this just a guy, probably a guy looking for publicity, and he got a bunch of money from...
	Ooh, look how gross her arm is.
	Doesn't that look weird?
	It's very grovery.
	Yeah, the separation from the body is on.
	I'm not believing any of this.
	He fucks her, really?
	No, you don't.
	They were engaged in December.
	He said she swears a lot, but she's a good person with a good heart.
	I love being tortured.
	What does that say down there?
	I love being tortured.
	I can endure a lot of pain.
	I love to dominate.
	Margot is capable of what other people are not capable of, he confessed.
	So he likes to beat the shit out of her, I guess?
	Rape her in the ass?
	I've always said on the one in a million chance this is true, there is nothing sadder than a man fucking a love doll.
	Nothing sadder.
	Beating off to porn is pretty sad.
	But this love dolls really take the cake.
	Okay, let's get started with the nizous.
	This jacket is so fucking hot.
	That's what I should be advertising.
	Oh, let's do our newest.
	Our newest sponsor, Beard and Coffee.
	Our newest sponsor, Beard and Coffee.
	Oh, no, Beard Vet.
	What is it?
	Beard Vet.
	Well, this has Beard Vet Coffee, Ryan.
	So, yeah, I said Beard and Coffee.
	You said no, Beard Vet.
	It's Beard Vet Coffee.
	So it's a vet who makes beard bomb, coffee, hats, all kinds of stuff.
	We'll tell you more tomorrow.
	This is pretty snug, but that's good because I'm fucking ripped these days.
	You get to see my awesome muscles.
	Scary, huh?
	That's called Indian Joker, dude.
	I thought I invented this quote, but I realize now it's George Orwell.
	This is 1.6.
	I'm jumping ahead here.
	We're now getting into a new category called fake news.
	Don't bother making a card for it.
	I don't think it'll become that regular of a thing.
	Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed.
	Everything else is public relations.
	Now, it's about to come out.
	It came out a couple hours ago, James O'Keefe.
	I knew about this for a long time.
	Kind of a gray area legally, but what they were doing is they got the code into a CNN Zoom.
	And they've been watching for months, just sitting there at CNN morning meetings, just watching their meetings, taking notes, timestamps.
	And Jeff Bezos is on every call, the richest man in the world.
	And they've just been listening to the richest man in the world say, don't say this, but say this.
	In other words, running his PR firm, which is what the Washington Post is.
	Sorry, CNN is Jeff Zucker, not the richest man in the world.
	Hey, Jeff Zucker, are you there?
	Hey, this is James O'Keefe.
	We've been listening to your CNN calls for basically two months, recording everything.
	Just wanted to ask you some questions, if you have a minute.
	Do you still feel you're the most trusted name in news?
	Because I have to say, from what I've been hearing on these phone calls, I don't know about that.
	I mean, we've got a lot of recordings that indicate you're not really that independent of a journalist.
	Thank you for your comment.
	So everybody in light of that, I think what we'll do is we'll set up a new system and we'll be back with you.
	We'll do the rest of the call a little bit later.
	We're going to release those recordings today at 7 o'clock.
	So stay tuned.
	It's going to be fun.
	He's on the Zoom too.
	This is the same Zoom.
	You just heard me talk to the president of CNN Jeff Sucker and inform him that we are going to release a number of recordings today.
	I unmuted myself into the conference line, and they're still on there.
	They're listening to me right now.
	This is being live streamed for those of you still on the call.
	And we've recorded for a while, and we have clips of various producers talking, the president talking, describing their motives, describing their political philosophy, describing how they don't cover certain things,
	and certain political parties tell them to cover things a certain way.
	Lots of little clips that takes us into the minds and hearts of our people, the powers that be, that inform us because government is downstream from media.
	So we're going to be releasing these tapes thanks to one of our sources, one of our cycles who's given us this information.
	Breitbart is still alive in James in many ways.
	At one point, Jeff Sucker says, you could just change the channel.
	He goes, yeah, we will.
	But we'll also be watching you.
	Here's 1-8.
	It's more of the same.
	He just talks about how he's got hundreds of hours of footage.
	Oh, don't badi.
	Hundreds of hours of Jeff going through all these hundreds of hours of Jeff Sucker is fun.
	At the beginning, I made a mistake, and I said Jeff Bezos uses the Washington Post as his personal PR firm.
	That's very clear.
	That's simple to understand.
	And I'd love to hear their Zooms.
	But Jeff Sucker is just an employee of a bigger industry.
	So, who exactly is CNN a PR firm for?
	Can we get a person?
	Can we get a name?
	Hold on a sec.
	Hey, computer, who owns CNN?
	CNN is owned by Turner Broadcasting System.
	Okay.
	Hey, Computer, who owns Turner Broadcasting System?
	Turner Broadcasting is owned by Time Warner.
	Hey, Computer, who owns Time Warner?
	Warner Media is a publicly traded company owned by many individual shareholders and other large investment companies.
	Warner Media's current CEO is Jason Keilog.
	Sounds like a douche.
	Hey, computer, what's a douche?
	The noun douche is usually defined as a jet or current of water, sometimes with a dissolved medicating or cleansing agent applied to a body part, organ, or cavity.
	You know, it's funny.
	That's enough, computer.
	Computer, stop.
	It's funny how women in the 50s use douches, but the only people who really should have been using a douche and still should is people like me, men with foreskins.
	If I haven't had a shower that day, or God forbid I've masturbated, I could do with a little squooch of soapy water.
	A little squooch.
	A little squooch.
	Just one squooch.
	Yeah, a wet wipe will do.
	A wet wipe will do.
	It's funny how you said that.
	I guess so.
	Je d'Or, dance, dance, dance.
	Yeah, it's Bollywood people making up French words and just throwing them together.
	Je d'Or dance.
	Dans la nuit in the night.
	Oh, okay.
	So yeah, keep playing that.
	Sorry.
	I got distracted by becoming a packy joker.
	Of course.
	I started vice with a packy joker.
	Wait, that's the one?
	Going through all these hundreds of hours of Jeff Zucker's phone calls at CNN here.
	Good morning, everybody.
	Thank you.
	So much tape.
	So much tape.
	Good morning.
	Okay, obviously.
	We have an incredible story on our hands.
	We sure do.
	And we're going through all of that.
	Okay, so we get that.
	You know, it's going to mostly be, there'll be no actual smoking gun like let's lie about this.
	But I think it's going to be something like Hunter Biden's laptop is something everyone else is covering.
	I don't think it benefits our viewers and our listeners to indulge in that.
	So we're going to focus on more important topics right now.
	Ukraine hasn't been verified.
	It's another thing that the right is using.
	We're not going to waste our viewers' time by doing that.
	In fact, I think Chris Cuomo said exactly that.
	He said, I'm not going to waste your valuable time with some bullshit hacked laptop.
	Homeboys get night like.
	Get it.
	Kind of seems like a threat there, in that context.
	Yeah.
	We should say that about that Iranian scientist who, I'm happy, is dead.
	Fuck you.
	Homeboys get nightlike.
	Get it.
	Guy was developing a nuclear bomb.
	Iran wants to flatten Israel.
	They killed him.
	Mossad killed him.
	Good.
	Hey, Mossad, we need you over here.
	It's quiet for him.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	I don't have a category for this, but this was good to see.
	I love to see people fighting back.
	That's the moral of this show.
	Fighting back.
	Look at my Andrew Cuomo Pierce Nipples.
	Pierce Nipples.
	Carter Page to sue the FBI for $75 million under unlawful surveillance.
	If anyone has a case, it's Carter Page.
	Flynn should do the same.
	The only reason they finally got a confession out of him is they threatened to throw his son in jail.
	This was North Korean tactics.
	Speaking of Mossad and Iran, we're not that far behind with our corruption and tyrannical behavior.
	So I don't, they destroyed Carter Page's life based on nothing.
	And I think he's got a great case.
	It'll be fun to follow.
	And I hope other people start fighting back.
	Fighting back!
	All right.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Perfect, as usual.
	Let's do a trans feminism segue.
	I like the guy who did the drawing, although I'm realizing now he might have just stolen the drawing from someone else.
	But I think feminism is cancer is still the best segue for our feminism stuff.
	So that's not it.
	Feminism is cancer.
	I just said, I just said I'm not a fan of...
	I do like the guy, but I think it's hard to beat this, especially with that 10 in it who gives you a little mini bone.
	Hello.
	Okay, I'm ready.
	Oh, we gotta freeze.
	The whole computer froze?
	To be just that intro there.
	What?
	Never happened before.
	Are we still recording?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	That's a new one.
	Yeah.
	Well, I guess God doesn't want us to watch that.
	Why not, God?
	Are you a prude?
	I'm not fucking them.
	Why doesn't God...
	What's God's problem, Donald?
	You're not a nice person.
	Oh, I see.
	So he's punishing me?
	You're right.
	This next segment is pretty harsh.
	And my first topic on this is women aren't funny.
	I'm just going to attack some random girl who is just trying to be funny in her bathroom, trying to amuse her friends.
	And I'm crapping all over him.
	Her.
	You're insulting half of his creations.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	I get it.
	God.
	I got to be honest.
	I get it.
	I'd be annoyed too.
	What if you tried something new, like you dragged it into QuickTime?
	Yeah, I'm going to...
	I tried to quit this.
	Alright, this should work.
	Her feminism is cancer.
	Feminism is cancer.
	I'm a lady.
	The only hope I have to get over her is that I think her shoes might suck.
	Do you ever do that?
	You're at a restaurant or something, or on vacation, and you fall in love with a woman, and you're like, She's the one.
	What if?
	What if I had had a different past?
	We could have been together.
	We'd be laughing together right now.
	And then she'll go, or you'll see her shoes and she'll have on like platform flip-flops or there'll be something and you'll go, oh.
	And then you'll catch a weird angle of her where she's like, and you'll go, who does it better,
	you or me?
	I don't know what it looks like.
	I can't see.
	I haven't seen myself do it.
	I've never seen myself.
	My eyes are closed when they're gone.
	Yeah, it's a fake French song.
	You dance with an umbrella?
	Let's see this little cringe fest that God tried to stop you from seeing this.
	God is trying to censor censor.tv.
	Well, we are more powerful than God.
	So you can just click on any one of those.
	It's simple, really.
	I just go for a daily dice roll walk.
	Why do women always have to do jokes about their genitalia?
	It's simple, really.
	I just go for a daily...
	Why do you make that face when you're at someone else's bathroom?
	I'm assuming this question is regarding shaving your arsehole.
	We'll let an icon help you.
	Basically, you gotta spread your butt cheeks and feel for where the hair's on.
	And then put your leg up like this.
	And then blindly hack around in your butt crack.
	You're gonna cut your butthole.
	It's inevitable.
	I'm assuming.
	Is she doing a Melissa McCarthy thing?
	So a woman's last resort with comedy is always genitalia, my vagina, my pussy.
	I just was listening in the car to someone on raw dog comedy talking about how if she was a stripper, she'd want to have to pop things out of her vagina.
	And instead of a ping pong ball, she'd use a bowling ball.
	Okay, you have a vagina that's different.
	Also, speaking of the train wreck that is feminism, it begot trans.
	It gave birth to trans, but it had a cesarean.
	Maybe it tried to have a late trimester abortion with trans, and it ended up living.
	And now we have this shit, which is a man playing women's soccer in Argentina, where I hereby predict Mara Gomez will be one of the most successful female soccer players in the history of the sport.
	She will start garnering all these awards, telling women how to be better.
	You need to train better.
	You need to develop your upper body strength.
	She's going to be telling other women that you got to do 100 push-ups a day.
	Just like that dude, Nuka Zeus, who dyed his hair.
	He dyed his skin black, and I follow his Instagram page, and all he talks about is how we have to get better as a community, and we need to pull our pants up.
	Enough with my fellow brothers having their pants sagging down.
	So it's just me in blackface saying the same things I say, which is like, come on, guys, stop shooting each other and pull your pants up.
	But because he's saying it from a brother perspective.
	Now, he's either the funniest guy in the world or of an amazing troll.
	My dad in a racist town.
	What's that one?
	I don't know.
	I got smelly braids.
	That one took my attention right away.
	Let's see what smelly braids has to say.
	Smelly braids.
	What are you getting?
	My braids are starting to smell like sweat, but I got a solution for that.
	Spray them bitches with the breeze.
	Oh, no, Nuka.
	So he's like a racist white guy in blackface, fucking black.
	Spray them bitches with the breeze.
	My leaf sex tape, how it happened, where to find.
	I gotta be telling you about this thing that be happening to me, yo.
	Like, like, totally, bro.
	Like, I got folded out.
	Oh, look at his nail.
	Oh, no.
	You got folded?
	You got folded out of blood?
	Okay, let's do this thing.
	Give it to me, daddy.
	I'm coming.
	I'm coming.
	I'm ready to do this thing.
	He's at the same time a genius, but also completely retarded.
	They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
	Wait, let me hear the whole thing.
	Whole thing?
	They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
	They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
	I always thought the word also was in that.
	They are retarded, and also they're geniuses.
	Imagine just every stro from now on.
	Okay, I have to show you this thing.
	We didn't get to this at Thanksgiving, but well, let me just get up there.
	Let me re-put on my original outfit and talk to you about trans.
	This was a video we didn't get to on Thanksgiving because it happened on Thanksgiving.
	And Monday is our news day.
	Remember how it goes, folks.
	Monday is a news day.
	Today is fun day.
	Wednesday's live calls.
	And then Thursday is the funnest day.
	So this is a woman explaining to her family that she's trans and the whole cis gender made up thing that's even stupider than astrology and Scientology.
	Women love science, but they don't like doing homework and math, so they've made up their own science.
	This is their own biology.
	It's girl biology.
	Girl and ugly nerd biology.
	And so she wants to explain it to Her parents, and you know, what's interesting about the beginning of this, she suggests if anyone wants to do a shot, and they all go, Yeah, the audience is her family, and they're sitting there going, We're fine with whatever you have to say, just don't kill yourself.
	And then she's like, I don't really believe this shit, but okay, here we go.
	So, here she is explaining to her family the made-up bullshits, fucked up lies that she's some sort of trans person, which she's not.
	Anybody want a shot before we begin?
	I do.
	Please bring the alcohol today.
	A presentation.
	She's got to be Kenny.
	Wait, what's her name?
	And we can look her up.
	Hey, a presentation.
	What is that?
	Can you write that down?
	I can't read it.
	R-Y-N-Cuddles.
	Rin Cuddleston?
	It's not Cuddles.
	R-Y-N?
	I remember living with lesbians in Montreal, and they'd make up names for themselves.
	This is all white people who are told that white people suck and they're boring.
	So they go, I don't like that.
	Black people are cool.
	Gay people are cool.
	Maoris have facial tattoos.
	What can I be?
	And when I was young, what you'd do is you'd go back into your heritage and you'd probably find Irish or something.
	So then you'd have a big Irish flag on your wall and that, whatever it's called, a ukulele, that little stick thing, a shalely.
	And you'd have that on and you'd learn Gaelic and stuff.
	Or if you're Polish, big Polish.
	So that was how we coped with this horrible curse of being white.
	But the next generation has made themselves something even cooler than black, which is trans.
	Now we're part of a civil rights crusade where you are getting beat up for going into diners where trans people aren't allowed.
	Only trans people are allowed in diners.
	So they found one thing, the bathroom.
	And they go, now I'm on a civil rights crusade.
	I'm a freedom rider, and you won't let me in your bathroom.
	So we got to dig her up after this.
	But she's explaining pronouns and gender and the made-up bullshit rules that they pretend are facts.
	Gender by reading couples.
	Mushrooms for that note.
	I'll take gender for 200.
	If your gender identity is different than the sex you were assigned at birth, you are considered trans.
	If your gender identity matches the sex you were assigned at birth, you're considered cis.
	I went ahead.
	Doesn't this look like a little kid lying?
	The family, the body language with this and that.
	This is someone who doesn't believe their convictions.
	This is someone who's making it up as they go and is embarrassed.
	She's not embarrassed because she's doing a presentation.
	This is in front of her family.
	You're not embarrassed in front of your family.
	You're embarrassed when you're lying to the people you care about.
	I went ahead and made a chart for you guys of how different gender terms make me feel.
	This is a band-aid.
	Like we're putting a band-aid over the problem.
	Someone edited this down.
	I don't know why.
	I want to see the entire thing.
	And she said how different gender terms make her feel.
	Like, I bet fights like a girl makes her feel bad because that implies girls aren't good fighters.
	What about Postman?
	What about actor and actress?
	Do we have to go through all of them with the fucking family on Thanksgiving?
	Yeah, I'm going to need a couple more shots.
	All of a sudden, this jigsaw puzzle just became a whole lot more interesting.
	And, you know, use the preferred one instead.
	There are some gender terms that are more masculine that I identify with, but then there are some that I don't identify with.
	Pause.
	So what does that fucking mean?
	Like guys I like, dudes I don't like?
	Why are you giving everyone literally a homework assignment?
	This is a literal homework assignment.
	Why are you burdening us with all this extra work?
	Don't identify with.
	We have a few example sentences of how to utilize gender-neutral prototypes.
	This is a big pattern I've noticed with these fuckers.
	She is going to see her cat.
	This is a black person.
	He's black.
	No, he's African American.
	No, he's a person of color.
	This is a midget.
	No, it's a little person.
	Why is it always so much longer?
	One of the things I've noticed about French as a shitty language is living in Montreal, I'd see a sign that said, no swimming.
	And then you'd see the French and it said, ne pas de planger or something like that.
	It was always longer.
	And I thought, this is a cumbersome language.
	It's a pretty language, I guess.
	But it's cumbersome bullshit language.
	English is much more efficient.
	So she's taking an efficient language.
	She's going to see her cat.
	Boom.
	No feminine, masculine on the nouns.
	We got rid of all that shit.
	And she's re-shittifying it and making it as complicated as a Latin language.
	And much more, actually.
	The Girls' Day could be replaced with the fun and freaky fresh.
	Today is for the girls, the gays, and the baits.
	What?
	So this is a girl's day.
	Today is for the girls, the gays, and the trays.
	Go back and let's look at her little kick there as she tries to sell something she has no interest in.
	With the fun and freaky fresh.
	Today is for the girls, the gays, and the baits.
	Can you imagine if you were her brother?
	You don't want to ostracize her.
	I'm obviously against that, but you'd just be sitting there.
	You wouldn't be sitting.
	You'd be standing behind mom, and you'd be looking at her, just going, drinking your bud.
	And then she catches you on your phone later, and she starts crying, and that comes up at dinner, that you were looking at her phone during her presentation.
	And you go, presentation?
	That was a presentation.
	What were you presenting?
	A bunch of made-up facts that you're burdening the family with?
	No, you shouldn't say that.
	But it's not going to be easy to resist.
	You know what I would do, a way to handle that, would be to take her seriously and say things like, okay, everyone, trads, gays, and trays, dinner's ready.
	Let's hit the table.
	If you do or don't want to.
	It's funny because I did a whole Thanksgiving about not ostracizing your sister, but we've brought on the worst sister imaginable.
	She's not cis.
	She's a non-cis sister.
	And I'm using all my willpower not to wreck this family.
	Okay, go ahead.
	That's it?
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I don't think that explained very much.
	And I've got my own little PowerPoint I've prepared for you.
	Oh, wait, there's another element, dude.
	There's that video.
	So I don't know if we'll be able to avoid a jump cut.
	But okay.
	So basically, to start at where she started, when we're done the second part, I want you to jump to that video that is the thing we were talking about later.
	It's number 21 on the notes.
	So after I do these, jump to 21.
	So guys, we just saw my sister do a presentation, and I don't think we learned a lot.
	There was a lot of funny terms, and she had her foot out, and she acted like a six-year-old that was lying with her hand gestures.
	But I'm going to tell you what is really going on.
	And I hope if you can do my sister's PowerPoint, we can go through mine.
	First of all, don't show the picture yet, but the general term cis means you identify with your sex assigned at birth.
	There's also trans.
	If you're trans, that means you're fucking retarded.
	Gays and lesbians are gays and lesbians, unless, of course, they're lesbians in college, in which case they are likely lugs, lesbians until graduation.
	After that, when we get to, you know, men from about 17 on, if they're gay, it's pretty hard to hide.
	Women, you can't really tell if a woman's a lesbian until she's like after college, because I don't know what's with them.
	I guess because they're pretty at that age, they make out with each other.
	They walk around on an arm and arm.
	They think they're dykes just because they ate out a chick.
	All right, let's start with the first term that I want to teach you, polyamorous.
	This is a famous polyamorous couple, quintuple.
	So there's two types of polyamorous people.
	There's obviously polyamorous men and polyamorous women.
	A polyamorous woman is a fat, ugly chick that's sick of fucking black dudes and has decided to allow nerds to run a train on her.
	A polyamorous man is a man so obsessed with video games that he's totally lost his libido and is only horny or even available to fuck maybe a minute a week.
	So when you multiply five minutes that you get five times a week, she ends up getting pretty laid.
	They're satisfied.
	It's a fabulous relationship.
	The only problem with polyamorous relationships, of course, is genetics and 200,000 years of human history.
	We have a jealous gene that these people pretend doesn't exist.
	In fact, we all saw the documentary where Ratman here, who's staring at her tits the whole time, was, they were all telling us that this works and jealousy is a thing of the past.
	I think Ratman was hornier than one minute every week.
	So he was just on her like a rabbit.
	She got pregnant.
	This guy got mad and killed the baby.
	Polyamorous does not work.
	Next.
	Okay, asexual.
	Now, all of these go into two categories, men and women, because men and women are different.
	So when you have asexual women, you have nerds, squares, normal women who don't feel like getting face fucked by guys who've been watching porn all day.
	They want to hold off for a little while.
	They're not feeling very horny.
	In the past two times they've had sex.
	They basically got butt raped.
	Porn has turned men into sort of like bikers who just got out of prison when it comes to the sexual positions they're interested in.
	And you're seeing young women now with distended anuses, with broken hip bones from, you know, 20-year-old football players sodomizing 14-year-old girls voluntarily.
	So sex has been ruined by porn, and these women are not into it.
	Now, you can't say, I'm just not into it.
	I feel like it's become disgusting, and I'd rather wait for someone special.
	That sounds gay and square.
	So they turn it into a political proclivity, and they are the Asexual Visibility and Education Network.
	Go to asexuality.org to read a bunch of made-up claptrap that we just pulled out of our asses and pretend is science.
	And you'll notice, of course, their flag is the ever-popular purple, white, gray, and black.
	Holy shit.
	Imagine knowing all these flags.
	There's like 100 of them.
	That would be impressive.
	I want to meet an ex.
	We should get a guy on the show who knows all the flags and we can quiz him.
	Although he'll probably cheat because all these sodomites are cheaters ultimately.
	Now, men, when men are asexual, as you can tell by the fedora, that's a totally different story.
	They are val cells.
	You've heard of incels who are involuntarily celibate.
	These guys are val cells.
	They're voluntarily celibate.
	No, just kidding.
	They are involuntarily celibate, so they're pretending that they're voluntarily celibate.
	And you know what?
	No one wants to suck my dick?
	Good.
	I don't like having my dick sucked, and I'm saving it.
	Well, I actually don't, I'm not saving it for anything.
	I don't ever want to fuck.
	Anyway, anyone interested?
	Anyone want to try to break down this no sex wall?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Anyone want me?
	Anyone need?
	Anyone dying to fuck me?
	Okay, good.
	I'm actually glad.
	I ain't missing you at all.
	So in both cases, actually, I think you'll find in all cases here, we're dealing with liars.
	Next we have bisexual.
	Now, with women, when women are bisexual, they are lesbians who are bored of scissoring and getting fucked with sex toys and would just like to feel a penis once in a while.
	So they'll take home a guy, often with their girlfriend, and they'll ride him like he's a human dildo.
	Thankfully, men don't mind being objectified and they can handle this no problem.
	So there's lesbians who are bisexual and there again, they're lying.
	They're just using.
	Now, there's another category I'm going to get into later where you have someone, an ugly fat bitch like this who says she's bisexual and she's either pretending to be a lesbian because no one else will fuck her or she's just keeping all her options open.
	That's very common in college, but generally a bisexual is a lesbian who wants to feel a non-plastic penis occasionally and has absolutely no interest in it and makes sure he gets the fuck out of there as soon as they're done with him.
	Now, when men are bisexuals, you are dealing With a gay, a homosexual who doesn't want to go full gay.
	He doesn't really like it.
	He thinks it's embarrassing.
	He's not that proud to be gay.
	So, what he does is he obfuscates it and makes it gray and says, nah, I'm, I'm, if you hate gays, I'm not a gay all the time.
	I'm an Oreo cookie.
	Sometimes I'm white, sometimes I'm black.
	So you can like me still when I'm fucking women.
	Of course, he never eats out a vagina.
	Gays find vaginas disgusting.
	So what he does is he licks her tits, makes out, she jerks him off or something like that.
	They have a very light relationship, and now he can check the bisexual box when he's, in fact, a fag.
	Trans.
	Now, this one is complicated because it's so full of bullshit.
	It's almost impossible to get through.
	Let's start at the top, okay?
	Female to male trans.
	Now, a female to male trans is usually a lesbian who cut her tits off.
	She, of course, always regrets this because women who are lesbians are attracted to women, not mutilated women or men without a penis.
	That's part of this horrible brainwashing that leaves them deeply, deeply troubled and regretful.
	That's often the best case scenario is when she just takes hormones, grows an ugly mustache, and cuts her tits off.
	The worst case scenario, and this is not that common, literally thank God, they'll make a dick out of their forearm.
	They'll take the meat off their forearm, stick it on top of their vagina, destroy the whole area, stitch it up, and the result looks exactly like a chipotle burrito.
	Sometimes they'll burn a line near the top to kind of make a head, but it looks absolutely nothing like a penis.
	In fact, there's many things in nature that look much more like a penis, including an elephant's trunk.
	So these sad, depraved lesbians make a piece of forearm, sometimes with a pump, into a thing.
	I don't think their suicide is as bad as male to female transitions, maybe because women are stupider than men.
	I'm not sure.
	But that is the absolute worst case scenario.
	And in both cases, female to male trans are just mentally ill gays.
	All trans are mentally ill gays.
	And female to male are just mentally ill lesbians.
	Now let's go to male to female.
	These are mentally ill homosexual men.
	Best case scenario is like Bailey J or Blair White, where they just take a ton of hormones, start talking like a weird little boy, and grow some tits.
	That's ridiculous, but at least it seems revocable if you regret it.
	And boy, do they regret it.
	I believe it was Ben Shapiro who pointed out that they have a higher suicide rate than Jews in Germany in 1943, which is pretty much the worst place you can be when you're that person.
	They're in a worst case scenario.
	And I don't understand why we were encouraging gays.
	And I don't know the data as far as gender goes, but I know that the trans suicide rate is brutal.
	And I'm assuming it's mostly male.
	And I don't know why we're encouraging and normalizing something that has such a high suicide rate.
	It's like we're encouraging people to convert to Judaism and then get in a time machine and go to Germany in 1943.
	Seems like sending pigs to the slaughter to me.
	Not that you're pigs.
	The worst case scenario, and this seems a lot more common than that ridiculous Chipotle burrito, is women, sorry, mentally ill gays chopping their cocks off and creating a disgusting bullet wound that they have to hold open with a dildo that hurts all the time,
	smells disgusting, and is constantly shedding skin because this poor body is confused and doesn't understand why it's not supposed to heal up a hole.
	We're not talking about a pierced earring.
	We're talking about a pierced torso.
	So all the scenarios are pretty bad when it comes to male to female.
	All scenarios are bad when it comes to surgery.
	Although, even with the medication with young trans, when you give, say, a young lesbian all the pills so she doesn't reach puberty, I don't know why you do that.
	Because it'll be disturbing for this lesbian to like grow pubes or and grow tits.
	Or it'll be disturbing for this young gay man to start growing a normal sized dick.
	Let's keep it small like a baby's.
	Yeah, that sounds wholesome and pure.
	You really sound like you have the kid's best interest in mind.
	But when you do it to a kid, a young female, she's permanently infertile.
	You can't get a tattoo till you're over 18, but you can permanently cut your tubes forever if you tell your mommy you're trans.
	Now, this brings up another category, because I know I've only told you about like five.
	I've told you about the five main ones, and they are all ridiculous, but there's a subcategory of even more ridiculous, stupid shit that I think even these people would look at and go, yeah, that's not a thing.
	I'm a thing.
	You see, there's categories.
	Gays and lesbians are real, as far as I'm concerned.
	Born gay, born lesbian.
	I believe the LGBTQ community should be called the LG community and just circumcise the acronym and let them fall down like a bunch of alphabet soup on the ground.
	The final categories you're going to hear are questioning, two-spirit, queer.
	These are all just made-up words that mean I'm a boring white nerd who is desperate for some sort of character.
	So I'm pretending I'm some kind of interesting minority you've never heard of.
	These people tend to be reluctant to discuss their bullshit, just like this woman we saw at the beginning, the Thanksgiving thing, because they know they're full of shit.
	These people aren't even gay.
	So we had gays and lesbians.
	We had mentally ill gays and lesbians.
	We had ugly nerds.
	Polyamorous actually fits into this questioning two-spirit shit better than the others.
	But now we have this category of just fat loser nerds who can't get laid, have no character, no substance, are boring, would be better off in STEM creating stuff like this and these lights and this screen.
	That's really what they were meant to do.
	But that's not cool anymore.
	So they try to turn themselves into an interesting minority.
	And now we just have disgusting loser perverts taking on these ridiculous terms.
	And I think this Telegram post from Milo really sums it up.
	This is trip.
	And this is who you should think of when you hear of questioning, queer, whatever, All the weird words, two spirit shit.
	How do you ladies hide your boners when you go out in girl mode?
	I have such a hard time when I go out in women's clothes, LOL.
	I always end up needing to go to a public restroom, the woman's restroom, of course, to beat off.
	So, this is a horny, appears to be a teenage boy who wants to fuck lots of chicks.
	They're obviously not interested in him.
	And instead of going any of the other previous routes I showed you, he's decided just to walk dressed up as some sort of lesbian and jerk off all over the place.
	Now, teenage boys are perpetually horny.
	I was one.
	I can vouch for that.
	But running around and beating off in the girls' bathroom is more depraved than any of us could have ever conceived of.
	And we would have kicked the shit out of one of our fellow dudes if we found out that he'd been doing that all the time.
	Especially if our sister went to that school.
	It's just so hard to hide a boner with a mini skirt.
	Is this a new sexuality we hadn't discovered?
	Or is this just a fucked up nerd trying to sound interesting?
	What I plan to go out in, this is what I plan to go out in to McDonald's.
	I'm already getting hard.
	And there's his shirt.
	It says cock on his hat.
	His shirt says, fuck my ass.
	And he's prancing around beating off with a boner because he's a fucking depraved nerd pervert.
	I think the takeaway from a lot of this is nerds didn't get laid in high school when I was a young man.
	And it looks like they probably shouldn't have.
	They can breed when they get older, but as far as now goes...
	Okay, let's jump now to how accepted this bullshit is in society.
	This is from some dumb, stupid, gay kids show.
	Who cares what it is?
	You're not going to go look it up.
	You shouldn't.
	And this is them trying to normalize that final category.
	So to be clear, what you're about to see is a group of people who think that trans, bisexual, polyamorous, asexual, those are boring.
	They keep having to ramp up the freak show in order to stay relevant.
	That's the problem.
	Like, gays weren't annoying in 2014.
	Then 2015 came.
	Gay marriage became a national okay.
	And they went, ah, you made us normal.
	Now we're so totally, like, basic.
	So they had to keep ramping up the weird.
	It looks like we shouldn't have made it legal.
	I didn't know we'd be unleashing the fucking kraken of faggotry.
	So here's a guy, and before Warren, they're doing that a normal LA acting thing where they kind of stutter and sort of pause their words because they think it sounds more natural to, okay, kind of talk like this,
	I guess.
	I mean, I'm not...
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is my friends.
	Are you going to introduce them?
	I can't watch movies anymore.
	If movies have people from LA in them, I can't watch them, which is 99% of movies.
	Anyway, here's a dunce meeting a bunch of depraved dicks.
	That's a lot of people to me.
	Pause.
	Is that dude doing the introducing just a fucking huge nerd?
	Or is it a lesbian whose mom allowed her to take testosterone for the past seven years?
	Neither are very inspiring.
	That's a lot of people to me.
	Don't worry, can't I'm not gonna wait.
	Watch out.
	Hello.
	This is Ian.
	Pause.
	Who talks like that?
	Hello?
	That's not how you greet people.
	And then this thing with the hand.
	This is Ian.
	I'm a dude, not a chick.
	Hello.
	This is Ian.
	Ian, are you going to introduce yourself?
	Or do I have to?
	Nobody talks like that except actors.
	I think these drama club kids are in such a bubble that they start acting like everyone else in drama school or drama club, whatever the fuck they're in, drama university.
	And by the very nature of their profession, they don't act like sincere human beings.
	So now we're just watching these insincere human beings be insincere.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Ian.
	Ian.
	This is my crew from the LGBTQIA Center.
	Hey.
	Hey, Ian.
	Hey, Ian.
	I'm okay.
	Are you going to introduce yourselves or do I have to do it for you?
	I'm Bethany.
	I'm a triracial, cisgendered girl fag.
	I'm high.
	She is a triracial.
	So that's irrelevant.
	You're talking about your sexuality.
	I don't know why we care about your race.
	Tri-racial, cisgendered, so a girl.
	Girl fag slash pansexual.
	Her pronouns are she.
	Again, expanding words, making everything complicated.
	The short version of what she just said is whore.
	Hi, I'm a whore.
	Got it.
	Short and sweet.
	A triracial cisgendered girl fag.
	I identify as pansexual, and my pronoun is she.
	Okay.
	Going out of this poor.
	Hi.
	Emerson.
	Gender fluid, heteroromantic, demisexual mutt, and redhead.
	So he is a gender-fluid, heteroromantic.
	What is a...
	I'm a heteroromantic.
	You mean a romantic?
	You mean horny?
	Yeah, you're ugly.
	You're not getting laid a lot.
	It's clear you're horny.
	That's just a given.
	And gender fluid, first of all, you're lying.
	And then sexual mutt.
	Like, they keep coming up with a bunch of words for the same thing.
	They all, I guess, mean bisexual, but we know they're not.
	And then he says he identifies as Z. Hemisexual mutt and a redhead.
	My pronoun is Z. I know you're a redhead.
	I have eyeballs.
	I'm a redhead too, by the way.
	And that previous guy, the real short version, the normal version, what normal people would say, what we all know to be true just by looking at him is, I'm a horny nerd.
	The end.
	Two words.
	Gender fluid, heteroromantic, demisexual mutt and a redhead.
	My pronoun is Z. Do you also wear glasses?
	Hey, I'm Rabbit.
	Genderqueer, Tex Attorney.
	Identify as Jennifer Anison.
	Just kidding.
	Vim Ver.
	DX.
	Thank God for some levity, eh?
	That was getting kind of serious.
	She doesn't identify as Jennifer Anison.
	She's much saner.
	Her name is Rabbit, and she's clearly just a fucking boring lesbian.
	And she spiced it up with Vim Ver.
	How are you supposed to remember all this shit?
	Oh, Rabbit was going, do you know Ver?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Vim and her, Vim and Ver friends.
	Wait, what are you talking about?
	Rabbit.
	Vim and Ver friends.
	Like, you'd have to write it out first, like a fucking script.
	And can I just call you Rabbit?
	Because you only call people her and him when they're not around, right?
	Normally you say you when you're talking to someone.
	So these people are all telling you how to talk about them when they're not around.
	Could you be more fucking vain?
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, sorry.
	I'm just leaving my money.
	I left money there for my check, the bill.
	I'm going to be going, when you are talking about me after I leave, say Sir Gavs a lot.
	And instead of saying him, say like Zloom.
	So if you say him and his wife, go Zloom and Zlim's wife.
	And then talk about me as Sir Gavs a lot.
	Okay.
	And ideally record it and text it to me because I want to hear it.
	So she is not all those things.
	She's just a fucking dyke.
	Kidding.
	The member.
	DX.
	DX.
	Chinese Mexican Agender Intersex AFAB.
	My pronoun is they.
	Stop.
	Now, in the old days, we just say chink.
	It would be much easier.
	I'm not sure what the new one is.
	A chilf.
	A chink I'd like to fuck.
	But she just described herself as an agender.
	So she's not male or female or anything.
	Intersex, which I believe that's covered under a gender.
	So you're just repeating made-up words.
	This is all.
	I forget the tweet that this came from.
	What does he call them?
	Sanctimonious extrovert nerds.
	He said, all this shit is just for sanctimonious extroverts.
	Afab is assigned female at birth.
	So again, I don't think chink is very fair.
	It's 2020.
	I would just say chick.
	So we have a whore, a horny nerd, a dyke, and a chick.
	Sorry if that sounds boring, but that's what's going on.
	And you can keep adding flowers to your boring, shitty life, but I want you to know you're white.
	You're a nerd.
	You don't get laid out of choice.
	You don't get laid because no one wants to fuck you because you're boring.
	I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl fag.
	You fucked like three guys in one day?
	Yeah, I'm a girl fag.
	Sounds a lot like a slut.
	No?
	I just have sex as much as a gay guy does, but I have it with men.
	Yeah.
	That's, I believe, the most accurate way to describe the word slut.
	Fags or sluts.
	So what is that show now?
	I don't know.
	I tried looking into it.
	Apparently, it's not a.
	Wait, go back to the tweet, though.
	The guy describes them perfectly.
	You were right there.
	Go back, go back, go back, go back.
	That thing.
	Was it the tweet?
	Oh, yeah.
	Gender ideology is dungeons and dragons for sanctimonious extroverts.
	Perfect.
	Apparently it's not a parody.
	Let's see that.
	Oh, it's shut down?
	It just got shut down.
	So click on it again.
	Click on the link.
	Oh.
	They locked up the shit.
	I guess they started getting made fun of.
	I like how everyone is so backwards about the right and they think that we're totally racist and they think that we are really worried about a black Pope.
	By the way, I never showed you the post today.
	It's all about Nira Tandon, who is an absolute radical lefty nut who Bernie Bros think is too far left.
	And she's going to be an integral figure in the Office of Management and Budget for Biden, which just shows you that he's lost his mind.
	Just like Justin Trudeau, he's hiring women and people of color based on them being women and people of color and nothing else.
	And he's hiring a bunch of radicals that are going to ruin the country.
	So there's that.
	But yeah, I don't think you guys know how much we're going to enjoy the new Pope.
	Transgender surgeries are Luciferian refusal of God's will, says top Vatican Cardinal.
	Yes, please.
	All right, let's power through here.
	This is already turning into a very long show, and I cut a lot out.
	We've got to do a COVID update.
	No, Ryan.
	Though we're picking a different one every day.
	No, I told you that those others suck.
	You've already pulled it up today.
	Oh, we have a permanent new one.
	If your language requires it to be brushed to right, your language sucks.
	And it looks kind of low res.
	If your language requires it to be brushed to right, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese virus comes from Chinese.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	That's a winner.
	We got to get him to send us a higher res though, don't you think?
	Yeah, this is the size of it regularly.
	Wait, but Ryan.
	Yes.
	Go ahead.
	Need to check your motherfucking email once in a while and not your stupid junk mails that are full of shit.
	That what you just showed was a preview that our friend showed you.
	He also sent you a WeTransfer link with a high res.
	Oh, okay.
	So he said, I just sent a small, tiny preview so you can see what it's like.
	And if you, I don't understand how you don't read your email.
	Like, that was yesterday.
	You wrote some great rock songs, but.
	Yes.
	And you listened to a lot of your Tim Pool, but can you fucking actually do your job?
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese vibrant ghost.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	I notice it says fag zone in the back there.
	Yes, it does.
	All right.
	I thought this was interesting.
	2-7.
	This doesn't seem to be portrayed as a horrible scenario, this cover of The New Yorker.
	It looks profoundly sad to me.
	Look at that.
	She's alone.
	She's drinking alcohol alone.
	She's living in squalor with her cats.
	It's an absolute fucking mess.
	There's booze all over the fridge.
	Her cupboards are empty.
	The dishes are all in the sink.
	She's got wires hanging around everywhere, Amazon boxes.
	This is a very sad portrayal of modern woman.
	Her umbro shorts, her hairy legs.
	Oh yeah.
	Hot Cheetos.
	This should be a sad thing.
	We should.
	Look at the pills.
	Oh, yeah.
	She's got fucking antidepressants.
	Yeah, that's pretty bad.
	Pretty bad.
	Who drew it?
	It looks like Adrian Tomine.
	It's a full sync.
	Is it signed?
	Yep, you're right.
	It is.
	Tomine.
	Yep.
	On the cat thing here, look on the right.
	Oh, right.
	CNN realizes China lied.
	Now, will they ever consider the fact that China lies?
	Because when they were telling us that China said that they got this under control and everything's going great, we were all watching it going, really, you fucking asshole?
	You're literally accepting Chinese propaganda.
	This was 10 months ago.
	We have some breaking news for you in our world lead.
	CNN has obtained leaked documents from inside China, documents that reveal the missteps and the chaos of the Chinese government's early response to the coronavirus pandemic.
	The documents are from Hubei province, home to the city of Wuhan, where the pandemic is thought to have started.
	They show authorities released misleading public data on the number of deaths and the number of cases.
	They took, on average, three weeks to diagnose a new case and much more.
	CNN's Nick Payton Walsh is breaking the story for us right now.
	Breaking the story.
	I said this was 10 months ago, but it took them 10 months is what I meant to say.
	Keep going.
	Reveals for the first time what China knew in the opening weeks of the COVID-19 pandemic, but did not tell the world.
	A whistleblower who said they worked inside the Chinese healthcare system share the documents with CNN online, which show a chaotic local response from the start.
	This lack of transparency sort of also contributed to the crises.
	Seeing information in black and white was very revealing and instructive.
	CNN has verified them with half a dozen experts, a European security official, and using complex digital forensic analysis looking at their source code.
	The documents provide a number of key revelations about the province of Hubei, home to the epicenter city of Wuhan.
	Firstly, some of the death tolls were off.
	The worst day in these reports is February the 17th, where they say 196 people who were confirmed cases died.
	But that day, they only announced 93.
	China was...
	On the tip of the iceberg, my friend.
	Anyway, we've really come apart as a nation if you don't hate China.
	Fraud expert says he saw USBs.
	This is 2.9.
	We're just compiling evidence.
	If you go to our website, censored.tv, you can see our Election Gate feed where we put up six a day at least and show all these in case you don't want to miss them to help you argue with your fucking liberal friends if you still have any.
	My name is Gregory Stones.
	He does a lot of introduction of his credentials.
	He's a very reputable polling investigator with a he's a security expert.
	Maybe jump ahead a bit.
	I'm a father in security and fraud.
	Leah had recruited me for this election.
	And I was with just another former U.S. Marine.
	What we saw out there was pretty orderly and exciting.
	People were excited to vote.
	One of the things we saw out in the field was that people, quite a few people, had done mail-in ballots.
	So they came in and they hadn't been updated in the Delaware County database yet.
	So they would come in and say, the database is not showing me on the database.
	I'd like to vote.
	So the process, one of the processes was to give them a provisional ballot.
	And then they would vote for a guy found a dude with a bunch of USB things that he was putting in there.
	And then we have red elephants at 814.
	I'm going to power through this because we could sit here for three hours parsing through everything that they did wrong.
	I'd rather just sort of, you can check the show notes at gavinmckinnis.win.
	Next speech, I'm going to take this packet at 8.14.
	Republicans, and here's another thing.
	Republicans, and I've said this over and over and over again, but Republicans, they led in mail-in ballots requested, in mail-in and early in-person ballots returned in most of those swing states, aside from Pennsylvania, I believe, was the only exception in those swing states.
	So it's impossible to do 20 days after election day was over, that these vote spikes of these absentee ballots or mail-in ballots are going to break at 98% for Joe Biden or 99% for Joe Biden or 70% or 80% for Joe Biden.
	The likelihood of that is statistically 0% considering what we saw, the trend that we saw with mail-in ballots requested and mail-in and early in-person ballots returned all the way up to Election Day.
	Now, some other anomalies that we have, Trump dominated in Ohio, dominated in Indiana, dominated in Florida, flipping blue counties that haven't been red for decades, but somehow lost in demographically identical areas in Pennsylvania,
	many of them, and Georgia.
	Doesn't make sense.
	Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton, her 2016 vote totals in every urban county in the United States, yet he outperformed her In only the metropolitan counties of Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.
	Very key states, very key, the questionable states that we're talking about today, the questionable states that they talk about during these hearings.
	Joe Biden got more votes than any other candidate in history, despite Democrats' massive failures in the House.
	So we saw how many seats Republicans picked up in the House.
	Democrats failed massively in the House.
	Okay, we got that.
	But this is a much lighter angle.
	Joey B., he just fucking nails it.
	This guy is so good.
	Where he just mocks all the hypocrisy of the politicians.
	He might be a lefty for all I know.
	But he talks about how, and he's got a very dry sort of Brooklyn Queens Italian accent.
	How none of them practice what they preach.
	Get a load of this guy.
	Tonight I am authorizing the city to shut off Los Angeles Department of Water and Power Service in the egregious cases in which houses, businesses, and other venues are hosting unpermitted large gatherings.
	For those that don't know, this is the mayor of Los Angeles, the guy who said he'd shut your water and electric off if you have too many people at your house.
	Yeah, recreating Woodstock 69 on Hollywood Boulevard's okay, though.
	He doesn't have anything to say about that.
	Nah, he joins it.
	I want to invite the leaders of this organization inside so we can continue the conversation.
	But the moment he catches wind that cousin Eddie's coming over, that's when he'll take your basic life essentials away.
	You know, like your ability to shower.
	He'll spoil all the food in your fridge and make your family sit in darkness until they think about ever disobeying the overlord of Los Angeles again.
	Here's the next asshole.
	Apparently, California thought it was a good idea.
	Okay, right.
	Help me out when he talks.
	I can't think who it reminds me of.
	I think it's Trudeau and Obama at the same time.
	Ethan Klein of H3H3.
	Nope.
	Governor.
	Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend.
	Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites.
	Now that's nice.
	What's next, Emperor?
	Mandated grazing muzzles?
	How does it feel to be talking about barnyard animals incapable of wait till he does something before you start trying to figure out how he moves?
	You don't know how he moves.
	Boot in your mouth.
	I'm talking about Gavin Newsom.
	Oh, oh.
	What else she got for us, Patrick Bateman?
	We are now effectively, rather effective today, requiring all counties to close their indoor activities, their indoor operations.
	As extreme as it sounds, maybe this guy's just really passionate about stopping the spread of the virus.
	Gavin Newsom is under fire tonight for attending a party in Napa County as COVID-19.
	Anyway, you know about all these.
	He goes through them all one by one in a very neat format that's very amusing.
	Last thing on Kung Flu, the Shanghai Shivers.
	I had no idea Canada had euthanasia programs.
	So this old woman faces the prospect of being away from her family for another two weeks and missing Thanksgiving, and she can't take it.
	So she wants to die.
	So how do you kill yourself in Canada?
	You call the government and they come over and do it for you.
	What the fuck?
	Elderly woman euthanized to avoid the anguish of lockdown loneliness.
	What the fuck?
	This is like the worst of Europe.
	Found a cure to COVID.
	Death.
	Remember those videos where people were just falling in the streets?
	What happened to that?
	Remember that in China where people were just like, oh!
	Yeah, sort of.
	What the heck?
	Here, go back.
	They talk about it in a really sinister way, too.
	Keep going down.
	When I'm surrounded by friends and family, wait, go up higher.
	Way this time, doctors approved her.
	Russell would not have to go through another lockdown in care.
	She just truly did not believe she wanted that to try.
	Oh, doctor said, wait, where is it now?
	She sharply be like, she didn't want to go through more.
	Oh, yeah, there they go.
	The lethal jab.
	When it looked like she would have to be confined to a room for two weeks, she asked for and received the lethal jab due to declining mental health and vitality.
	Okay, Ryan, go over to the camera.
	Look at this.
	Now I'm Mr. Dark because I'm wearing a white shirt.
	Can we fucking fix this, please?
	Yeah, it's on manual.
	So you could set it to, what's it called, auto?
	No, but it's acting like auto.
	When I get white, it changes.
	Correct.
	So that's not a manual thing.
	Right.
	But if you see the switch on there, and it does work.
	Like, if you put it on auto, it does auto stuff.
	And it's on manual.
	And I went there.
	There's a picture profile.
	You don't know what's going on.
	No.
	I've spent a lot of time.
	I've got to threw my pen in a rage because I'm saying fix it, Google it.
	I don't know.
	Right.
	We can't have a different fucking visual every time I change a shirt.
	Especially when this place is an oven.
	It's got to be the white balance, but I've went through the menu and I've looked, but I'll Google it.
	Or I'll ask somebody who knows these cameras a little better, maybe.
	Knows them at all.
	All right, Asian.
	Final topic.
	Election Gate.
	Oh, I think that guy made me a new one.
	I'll look for it, but I'll hit this one first.
	This one's pretty good.
	Dr. Shiva, our own Dr. Shiva, had him on the show a million times, invented email.
	And when people dispute that, they say they'll find something that was similar to email in the 70s.
	Okay.
	I mean, you don't mind when blacks invent the traffic light and the peanut, but when someone on our side invents something, you had to go through and say, no, someone had a digital message before.
	Sure, they did.
	Let's see, in 3-3.
	Dr. Shiva presents data at Arizona here and that completely obliterates Biden victory narrative.
	Basically.
	Yeah.
	Would you please send your credentials?
	Sure, my name is Dr. Shiva Igor.
	Wait, that's boring.
	He just does his credentials.
	We all know his credentials.
	He's got like four MIT degrees.
	No, no, go back to the link.
	Just don't, that particular tweet is irrelevant.
	Yeah, that's better.
	This iteration process, again, with the computer was done, and the only one That we were able to come close to matching was this.
	And I want everyone to look at this carefully.
	So, out of all the potential universe which we've done, and we're going to continue doing this, by no means is this done, we find that the interesting possibility we find here is when the Democrat percentage is 130% Mr. Biden and negative 30% Mr. Trump,
	and the Republican percentage is 00, the Independent is 30%, 58%, Libertarian 060, 60, 0.
	But what's extraordinary about this graph, again, you know, we went through many, many, many iterations.
	It matches perfectly, near perfectly.
	The slopes match, the curves match, the shape match.
	So what this tells us is that this demographic distribution of allocation of party affiliations is what can generate this.
	And I find it highly implausible because this means that Mr. Biden got 130% of Democrat voters and negative 30%, and President Trump got negative 30%.
	That's pretty big.
	This is getting a little too smart for my tiny brain, though.
	Then you have Giuliani pointing out 3-4 that everything the Dems accused us of, they were doing.
	It was Hillary who set up a deal with Russia.
	It was Joe Biden, or more specifically his son, who got millions of dollars from Russia.
	And now when we look back on it, the person who colluded with Russia was Hillary Clinton, and the person who got money from Russia was Joe Biden.
	Now we're facing not a false charge of collusion.
	We're facing multiple charges in multiple states of an unheard of in our history invasion of our sacred right to vote.
	And now when we look back on it, let's see if this helps the white balance.
	Yes, God's the most important.
	Freaky, huh?
	Look, my eyes are not that wrinkly.
	They're pretty normal.
	But then when I put on these glasses, it's like it invents other bags.
	This is not good news.
	All right.
	And then we have Giuliani again.
	He's interviewing all these Republican poll watchers who talk about how they were abused, kicked out.
	One was told he couldn't use the bathroom because they didn't want him there.
	On my day of the 3rd, when I showed up at 4701 South 7th Street at 6.30 in the morning, I was greeted by the poll supervisor who immediately noticed I was a Republican observer and told me that there would be no bathroom facilities for me to use at this beautiful,
	brand new, multi-million dollar high school that was built, Academy, that there would be no bathroom facilities.
	If I had to use the restroom, I'd have to go off-site.
	To which I answered, that's fine.
	I'll just, I have some containers here.
	I'll be able to, kiddingly, I'll be able to find a quiet core and use it.
	Finally, let's get back to light.
	Tuesday is supposed to be a light day, but we have to get the news out because it would be useless even tomorrow, right, Trump?
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	Azealia Banks.
	Do you remember her?
	Go to the second one.
	It's still in 3.6, but it's the second one in 3.6.
	Do you remember this jam?
	Oh, the nerd she got for it.
	I'm ready to do it, win the bamboo.
	In when the hit that bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, I'm in.
	I guess that cunt getting eaten.
	I was in the 212.
	I'm the uptown thing.
	You know what's up, don't you?
	Worker who made you.
	I'm a rubbish nigga, but what are you made up of?
	I'ma eat your food up boot.
	I could bust your eight.
	I'm a 2-1-2.
	Fuck it, gun-doo.
	When you do make bucks, I'ma look right in the budget.
	Wait, she just said a dun do.
	She caught talking about a dindu?
	Crocodile didn't do.
	That's what Aboriginals are.
	You want to see a north?
	He is a north.
	Do you hear me?
	Yeah, that's what her root aboves are.
	That's pretty good.
	Holy shit, that is really good.
	Hey, it's finally caught up.
	But this was cool.
	I had lunch with her once with Milo and his husband, and it was going well until Azalea and Milo's black husband started talking about fucking astrology and Uranus rising and bloody blah.
	I just tuned out.
	But she goes, 3-6, and follow me on Parlor, please.
	Gavin McInnes.
	All one word.
	Ugh, I'm having second thoughts about this vaccine shit.
	I really fucking hate all my stupid white friends for voting Biden.
	I don't think this disease is a hoax.
	I was trying to do black, but I ended up being Italian.
	You did, yes.
	But I def think it's been done intentionally and high key.
	Trump was the idiot savant who was going to profanely and profoundly protect our minds, souls, bodies, and thoughts from these weird-ass tech nerds.
	Democrats are scarily intent on mandating this vaccine.
	They have the military queued up to assist with distribution.
	I'm sorry, but I'm way less scared of white supremacists than I am of liberals.
	I'm okay with someone telling me to stay my black ass off day long.
	I'm not okay with someone inviting me in for poison milk and cookies.
	Now I am Mitch Hedberg.
	Again, I secretly despise all my white friends who went to Black Lives Matter protests and voted Biden.
	Don't vote Biden.
	You guys are all pussies.
	Now I will have to take the vaccine if I want to sing on a stage ever again.
	Thanks, you sons of bitches.
	Nice.
	That would be cool hearing Mitch Hedberg do Azelia Banks 2 and 2.
	I guess that cunt's getting eaten.
	Now I'm on 212.
	This cunt is getting eaten.
	I like the lick.
	She licks the plum in the evening.
	I'm the 212.
	And then finally, number 37 will close out COVID.
	It's getting, to be honest, it's getting a little complicated for me.
	I'm a chick, basically, and I'm having a bit of trouble following all these details, but we keep hearing that shit's about to blow up.
	So this is more evidence of fraud.
	This is them paying Native Americans with gift cards.
	I thought it was kind of strange that they had this unprecedented turnout for Biden when my experience has been with the American Indian that they tend not to be that political.
	Illegal money for votes raffles conducted in several states in 2020 election.
	All right.
	So they were giving them gift cards for votes.
	And we obviously know how they wanted them to vote.
	Let us go where we belong, which is to the mailbag.
	Were we all quiet?
	Quiet, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	You know, sometimes when I see that, I think, what would he think of that?
	And then I realize he wouldn't care because he doesn't care about you.
	Who?
	Your dad.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	You go, dad, you're in this segment we do called the mailbag.
	Oh, okay.
	I don't care, dude.
	Where were you born to?
	He took accent therapy and now he has a perfect American accent.
	He sounds like.
	Whatever, dude.
	Oh, God.
	It takes its toll, isn't it?
	Yeah, I think I'm going to use Steam.
	We've done so much today.
	It's such a big episode that I've forgotten how to smile.
	I love that so much.
	I guess my cut's getting eaten.
	Now I'm signing every page of every note because we're selling them now because you told me to.
	Whatever.
	All right, you ready?
	Yes.
	Hello, Gavin, and his lordship of the fag zone.
	As a Scotsman, I've serious questions for you, pal.
	It's a simple one on wai.
	One and all?
	One and all.
	Seen as your feeders for Glasgow, Rangers or Celtic.
	As a subscriber, I don't even want to see you wearing an Arde football top again unless you just come out and I met you're an Arde fan.
	Was I wearing an Ardrey soccer shirt?
	I didn't even know that.
	So it's a funny split in the family where some of us are proud that my dad's side of the family have Irish heritage and original name was McGinnis, but because he was an Irish bookie, no one would trust an Irishman, they changed it to McGinnis.
	And some of us are ashamed of that.
	Including on the same side, my dad's side.
	So the ones who pretend that we have no Irish roots, which is, I think, what my grandfather wanted, they go for Rangers.
	And the more rough and tumble of the McInnes clan, me and most of my cousins, except for my Mexican cousin, we are all Celtic, which pisses us off.
	The fancy ones that want to pretend that we're rich and we were never poor.
	And we obviously love that.
	You're in the wrong fucking city, you fucking scumbag.
	Ryan, that's the least good part of the whole thing.
	Why would you put that in the face?
	But that one has to do with because you support the wrong team, so you're in the wrong city.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Please check out this ancient Chinese classic.
	Alright, this better be good.
	Runny Love 2.
	Name shithead.
	Oh, is this Sam Hyde?
	I'm Shatid and I walk like this.
	I'm Shatid and I dance like this.
	I'm Shatid and I can only count the six.
	What the heck come after six?
	I'm Shatid and I always wear clothes.
	I'm machine.
	I'm Shatid and I'm stuck in my bad.
	What is it?
	I'm Shatid.
	Is this Sam Hyde?
	No.
	I'm Shatid and my dad won't come.
	I'm Shatida.
	Thanks, computer.
	Oh.
	They worked with Sam Hyde, though.
	They did moms with them.
	That's fun.
	Thank you.
	Then we have a guy named Julian.
	A Gavmaster and Slit-Eyed fuck thing.
	Julian.
	Got a grandiose final video source.
	Check out Hall of Meat on YouTube.
	The gnarliest skate accidents from Thratcher.
	Enjoy.
	Love you more than a friend.
	P.S. Gavin should finally admit on the air that he would be nothing without Ryan.
	The show would be nothing without Ryan.
	Gavin has no clue about music.
	Music.
	Shitting on classical music and jazz says everything.
	Songs, definition equals music plus lyrics is just shit poetry.
	Wow, you're wrong.
	Let's see some skateboard accidents, shall we?
	What's taking me so fucking long?
	I had to hit that gong.
	Oop, that looked good.
	Ow.
	Oh.
	Oh my god, he broke his fucking leg.
	I can see it.
	I didn't see I missed it.
	Is it all dangly?
	Ooh, that's a damn one.
	Oh.
	Aye.
	Ooh.
	That's okay.
	Not bad.
	Oh, my stars.
	When your adrenaline just starts pumping, my balls are keeping sucked up in ah.
	They fuck you up with having some land.
	Aga.
	Oh, ah.
	This is how you write an Indian song.
	Okay, so put that in your memory thing there, Ryan.
	Actually, we're probably never going back there again.
	What the?
	You're a bait and hair guy.
	Gavin, could you please tell the story of your mom microwaving the salad again?
	I fancy your new bifocals.
	Thanks, Jennifer.
	Okay.
	My mother grew up.
	My dad abandoned my mother at a very young age.
	She was 14, and divorce was unheard of back then.
	We're talking about the 50s.
	And so, did I say my dad?
	I meant my granddad.
	You did.
	Jack Thompson.
	He's dead now.
	He's a painter.
	And I think he treated my grandmother like shit.
	And so she started having affairs and he just walked out the door.
	So they were both wrong in that sense.
	And so my mother was sort of alone from when she was 13, 14.
	Because my, sorry, my grandmother would then, she was a sexy chick with big tits.
	She'd go gallivanting around Scotland and on holidays, vacation.
	She'd be gone for two weeks when the kids were 14.
	And so my uncle Strachan and my mom would make mac and cheese or whatever they could toast, and they ate like shit.
	So although she's a very cultured woman who can make some great chicken, she also, and I know she's watching now, so I'm treading lightly, occasionally makes food that lacks love.
	And no, this isn't what you want.
	And I'm crazy.
	Sorry.
	I'll email you later.
	So I came home once and she'd had a glass of wine or two.
	And she's like, Yoda, son.
	And I was a vegetarian at the time.
	And she goes, I was a vegetarian for 14 years, by the way.
	Long story.
	But she goes, Yodai, son.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I just driven there on my motorcycle, which was two and a half hours, Montreal to Ottawa.
	So I'm tired and I'm hungry.
	And she goes, let me get, I don't really have a lot of vegetarian.
	You know, I'll make you a salad.
	So she makes me a normal salad, iceberg lettuce, a couple of those little baby tomatoes.
	And then she covers it in cheese.
	And then she thinks, you know, it would be nice if the cheese was all melted on the salad.
	That's a good concept.
	I agree.
	I would melt the cheese maybe in a little dish and then pour that on the salad if that's what you want.
	But she puts the whole salad in the microwave.
	Now, microwaves are contingent on water mass.
	If you put something like a piece of paper in the microwave, nothing would happen to it.
	It wouldn't get hot.
	There's no water in there.
	But if you put a thimble of just water in there, it'd be hot enough to fucking burn your finger off in no time.
	So iceberg lettuce being probably 90%, 95% water, it has more water in it than the cheese.
	So by the time it comes out, maybe a long time later too, like maybe 40 seconds, the cheese is just like, it looks like that shitty cheese that's on nachos at the baseball game.
	But the iceberg lettuce has lost all its water and it's left with nothing but this molten lava, spinachy seaweed, green slime blanket that's as thin as a fly's wing.
	And if you touch it, like you see the fork go red hot.
	So I'm trying to eat.
	I'm trying to eat these hot strings of boiling hot seaweed covered in nacho cheese, just going, I think I'd rather starve.
	Thanks.
	That was too much of indecence.
	If someone is sent as a COVID coronavirus jingle, it'll be hard to match the one that we just had.
	Where'd you get such a realistic bat?
	Bat AIDS.
	That's a really cool looking bat.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Okay, Gender Wars LOL.
	I saw a clip of this and performed due diligence so I can get to the bottom of what the fuck I just witnessed.
	Apparently, this is a thing in Russia.
	Oh, I've seen this.
	This was very viral.
	Ancient Chinese secret, dude.
	Really good if you flew Copper Cab out there without food money so we can watch him get his inbred face smashed by some pink-haired lesbian.
	She doesn't fare too well in this.
	Of course, I trust she wouldn't book a return ticket home.
	That way, if we were to somehow win, all of us would still win, too.
	Thanks.
	Enjoy.
	God, babying Copper Cab in Russia sounds like a fucking nightmare.
	Okay, here's a super long one.
	I'll stop reading if it's not amusing.
	Musing.
	Amusing.
	Hey, Gavin and Jap Reagan.
	My brother is a public school employee, and holy cow, public schools are more messed up than imaginable.
	We spent a whole night of him just telling absurdity after absurdity about fat, lazy teachers, diversity training, financial waste, etc.
	Every single one was enough to make you mad that we are paying for this crap.
	One illustrative story, he was teaching middle school science and they went to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance and half his class refused to stand.
	He couldn't believe it.
	And crazy as this sounds, it was illegal for teachers to tell students to stand.
	Mind you, this is in Utah, one of the most conservative states in the country, albeit in Salt Lake, which is liberal.
	He decided if he couldn't tell them to stand, he would at least pull them aside and figure out what the fuck was going on.
	A few of them had legitimate reasons, i.e.
	they were Jehovah's Witnesses or something like that.
	But most of them said that after Mr. H's history class, don't remember his actual name, they said they didn't feel comfortable standing for the flag anymore.
	My brother was shocked.
	He even talked to the other science teachers about holding a class about why it was important to stand for the flag and what makes America great.
	Anyway, here's the icing on the cake.
	Later that year, Mr. H was fired and arrested for molesting kids.
	Anyway, here's the S thing on the cake.
	Later that year, Mr. H was fired and arrested for molesting kids.
	He was turned on.
	He was turned in by one of my brother's students.
	Doesn't that just say it all?
	And how many times have we told you about Antifa, such as Mika Rhodes, being arrested for rape and sexual deviance?
	This is why they want to tell you that America sucks and the nuclear family is disgusting.
	Because then they're not freaks.
	If there's no such thing as gender or sexuality, then it's easier to molest kids.
	How the fuck can a country survive When it is paying child abusers to indoctrinate children about how evil their country is.
	Anyway, stay strong.
	Love you more than your new sunglasses.
	Austin.
	P.S. On Thanksgiving meal sizes, 10 would be super small.
	I have six siblings.
	My siblings have 23 kids among them.
	Just three of my brothers got together for Thanksgiving, and it was 19 people, mostly kids.
	When my whole family, not extended family, gets together, it's 37 people.
	I guess only 14 of those are adults, but still.
	Yeah.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Good point.
	Good point.
	And then they eat the poo-poo.
	But then, like, she had so much variety.
	So does everyone at that, out of those 37 have one dip of cheese, one s'more, one doo-doo, one doo-doo-doo.
	Like, there should just be more of a couple of things.
	But with Thanksgiving dinner, you've got your turkey, your cranberry, your stuffing, mashed potatoes, something green, collard greens, grits, chitlins, right?
	And do you really need an appetizer for that?
	And do you really need a s'more after?
	Where do you fit the s'more in?
	All right.
	Let us get to the funnest segment.
	Um.
	Let's do 40.
	How to deal with liberals.
	This was very inspiring and a great lesson for folks at home who are constantly being attacked by assholes.
	I would make sure you have an escape route, but uh this is how to deal with liberals.
	What are you doing?
	Snowboard volume.
	Wow, you're irritating, bitch.
	Irish driver.
	No motorbikes in the wheel to forest park.
	No motorbikes in the wheelchair forest park.
	You've ruined my whole day.
	And that's the end of that.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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