Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #75 | WE ARE FAMILY (Part 1)

Nov. 27, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #75 | WE ARE FAMILY (Part 1)

Tomorrow is a big day. We want you to maintain your relationships with your family. PLEASE! Also, lots of major Electiongate updates. It appears the Kraken has been released.

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	Somebody said you got a little bit of a sin.
	It's Get Off My One with Kevin McKinney.
	She loves you better than I can Big black sky.
	I'm 50 years old.
	I'm older than your dad.
	Oh shit, we don't have a book today.
	Why don't we have this book?
	Sam Hyde's How to Bomb the U.S. Government.
	I'm not sure it's still available.
	It's so fucking insane.
	It's like 900 pages.
	A lot of them are just garbage pages.
	But in the grand scheme of things, it's so cool having a 900-page book that has really interesting, funny shit in it and also total and utter garbage.
	Like, that's what's great about Sam.
	I don't think he grew up with a dad.
	And sometimes that can work out.
	Because, I don't know, it makes you more creative.
	There's less discipline in your life.
	Oh, no.
	Huge, huge mistake.
	That opening was Robin.
	And what's that song called?
	Dancing on My Own.
	Dancing on My Own.
	I keep all show notes down that we're selling them.
	She's an ugly Swedish woman who is incredible at writing songs.
	Kind of reminds me of The Knife.
	You know The Knife?
	They did a cover of that Hispanic dude song.
	Doom, Badooni Doom, Doom, Dadoony Doo, Doom, Doom, Badoony Doom, Boom, Badooby Doom, Badooby Doom, Doom.
	You know that song?
	Jose Gonzalez's?
	The knife.
	Jose.
	Heartbeats.
	Heartbeats.
	Yeah.
	The nice cover of Heartbeats reminds me of Robin.
	Outro
	that looks fun That's some leaves.
	Why not?
	You don't buy them.
	See this community was so fun and pure until fucking ET showed up and brought the heat.
	Another Northern European.
	Hey, speaking of Northern Europeans, thanks to our viewers who introduced me to that movie, The Twelfth Man.
	My mom told me about some dude named Jurken Schluckenschlapps, and I mentioned it on the show.
	Yeah, his version sucks.
	And they said, hey, there's a movie about that war hero.
	So, hold on, I'm just getting the sponsors for today.
	So, yeah, I checked out the movie and I thought, Jesus Christ, this job is like taking up all of my life.
	Like, I record shows and then I go home and watch what our readers tell me to watch.
	But it's a really amazing fucking movie.
	Although, I gotta say.
	I don't want to sound like Trump talking about McCain, but as far as War Hero goes, War Heroes go, you were mostly on a sled with no feet or hands because they had frostbite.
	Like, you were cool at the beginning.
	That's the problem with this movie.
	At the beginning of the movie, he's shooting Nazis and stuff.
	And then the rest of the movie, he's just like being carted around by Norwegian volunteers who care about him and want him to be okay.
	But it's really, really good.
	And another problem with it, of course, is it's subtitles, so you can't look at your phone.
	And my phone addiction is reaching pandemic levels.
	What's the music?
	Is that Beastie Boys?
	You go, too.
	All true.
	All true.
	It is not Beastie Boys.
	So it became a very symbolic escape because they thought they got all 12 saboteurs and they only got 11 and it gave hope to Norwegians that they could fight the Nazis.
	It's weird that Sweden was neutral and Norway was not neutral.
	Maybe if you're in a northern European country, you don't know much in the army, just say, I'm neutral too.
	Like Sweden, no?
	Am I stupid?
	I've never done war before.
	Some asshole sent us a sweatshirt.
	I like this one.
	Bryce.
	What do you think?
	Thank you, Bryce.
	They're not really for sale.
	This is how millennials do business and make things.
	They just like click on the internet, spend a bunch of money.
	I don't know where they get it from, send it to you, and then it's like a business.
	Ooh.
	Like Ryan's Antifa shirts.
	Like he just made a bunch of shirts.
	How much money did you make off your Antifa shirts?
	I made sure to sell them cheap, which was kind of a mistake.
	We didn't ask that.
	So maybe a couple hundo?
	Low hundo, maybe two, three hundo.
	Net or gross?
	Net.
	So you spent like $400 and made $200?
	Gross.
	So what were your profits?
	What did you walk away with in your pocket?
	You don't know what net and gross means.
	$250 tops.
	$250.
	Do you know what net and gross means?
	Yeah, net is like how much you made, but then you deduct the profits.
	That's your gross.
	Right?
	Or is it opposite?
	No, the gross is the total amount of income you took in.
	Yeah, that's what I thought.
	So you made like 100 of these and they cost $99, right?
	And you sold them all for cost, so you made $100.
	That's your gross.
	Your profit, your net would be $1.
	Right.
	So, yeah, like your net is what you walk home with in your pocket, and you can walk home.
	I netted about $250.
	I don't believe you.
	Okay.
	You don't have to.
	That wasn't the only shirt I sold.
	I sold the Fort Lauderdale shirt.
	Fart Lauderdale?
	Yeah, and then like an Asian Pat Dixon shirt.
	No, we're talking about the anti-Fa shirt.
	Is that a walk home?
	I don't know, because so the thing is, I just threw a bunch up there.
	And I really, I don't remember how much of each unit I did.
	Don't you have to make a minimum?
	No, that's the thing.
	It was direct to garment print.
	So I'd travel to Staten Island to get them so I could see the quality of them before sending them out because there were some issues.
	I wanted to make a tag like this shirt I made.
	And there's a tag.
	And so the placement of the tag, the placement of this, how big this was, I wanted to see it on the shirt and how the print came out because some of them were kind of iffy.
	And so I would have to go to Staten Island to get all my orders.
	So that took a long time and then it became not worth it.
	But I like it.
	How did you get to Staten Island with your grandparents' car?
	No, I used to live at the hostel that I worked at in Union City.
	So I'd take the bus into the city and then go down to the Manhattan and then hit the ferry.
	I did that for Bobo, too.
	I recorded a little documentary where Bobo's mom fell.
	Remember that?
	The very unfortunate mishap.
	And so I made shirts and I raised her like $300 because Anthony promoted it and all this stuff.
	So that one did really well, but I didn't make money.
	Did you have to go to Satin Owen and see how that went?
	Yeah, but that was one big bulk order.
	I got all the orders first and then went there.
	It wasn't like a thing, like you go to the site and you put it.
	It was like an absolute catastrophe.
	All right.
	Well, that's why I stopped doing it.
	It was a catastrophe.
	Okay.
	So I stopped.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Also, Bryce, anybody that wants one of these could hit up Bryce Reigs94.
	Well, yeah, you go ahead and hit up Bryce, and I guess he'll click a thing when you click a thing, and then he'll get it sent, and then he'll ship it out.
	Like, how is this a business?
	I feel the way, I feel about these shirts, the way Howard Stern feels about podcasts.
	This is just stupid.
	It's just someone clicking on a thing and then clicking a thing.
	Vincent Gallo has shirts that are the same, and he signs them all, but it's a cool concept, the little write-ups he does, but I don't want one of Vincent Gallo's shirts, and I don't want one of these shirts.
	It's just a fucking dumb print.
	I hate Joe Biden.
	I think it's funny that he's a pedophile.
	This is a disturbing image.
	I'd like to wear it to trigger my neighbors, but it stoops.
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	Seems to be some subtext there with the repetition of proud, doesn't there?
	He may be a member.
	So we're going to take calls soon.
	This show is dedicated to calls, but there's so much going on with Election Gate that I feel like I can't ignore it.
	So we're going to have to do an Election Gate mini segment, emergency segment.
	Hit it.
	War.
	It's a good jam.
	So some shit went down today.
	Now, today I recorded a Thanksgiving episode on how to deal with your liberal family on Thanksgiving.
	I'm going to make it free because for all you subscribers, you know the whole story.
	It's me repeating the same old things I've said a million times like, we didn't start slavery, we ended slavery.
	I'm trying to give people tools, conservative tools, to not want to kill their sister because she's a nut and she's obsessed with Trump being racist.
	So you don't really need it.
	You've been watching this show forever, but maybe some of your conservative friends need it.
	So let's make it free, Ryguy.
	Let's make it free.
	Let's put it up tomorrow morning.
	But in it, my dad calls me and he tells me about yesterday's news or this morning's news.
	And so it's going to sound slightly old tomorrow.
	But the kraken has been released, my friends.
	It's on.
	Let's start with the top one.
	This is huge.
	A smooth curve going up.
	Not any big spikes.
	That's kind of what Greg was talking about, the anomalies of loading and uploading those votes.
	So that big spike that occurs there is a prime indicator of fraudulent voting.
	And that's 604,000 votes in 90 minutes, is that right?
	Correct.
	This is 337 votes, 337,000 votes.
	In that period of time.
	Yes.
	And when you look at this entire curve with all these spikes, can you calculate how much of a vote that accounted for for Biden and how much for Trump?
	Close to 600,000.
	I think our figures were about 570, some odd thousand that all those spikes represent overtime.
	For Biden.
	Correct.
	And how much for Trump?
	I think it was a little over 3,200.
	How about that?
	See, that's Yeah, they're like, what the fuck?
	600,000 versus 3,200.
	That's not how America goes.
	That's not how things go.
	Beatles or Rolling Stones?
	We had a long debate about it all night, and then at five in the morning, 600,000 people voted for the Beatles.
	And 20,000 votes went from Rolling Stones to Beatles at the exact same time.
	Here's something funny.
	No one ever voted on Dominion voting machines.
	They just magically appeared.
	I like how she has to space out Dominion, D-O-M-I-N-I-O-N.
	In case it gets killed.
	And mandating things by governors and not changing the electoral process democratically is illegal.
	You need to follow the Constitution.
	These people are committing crimes.
	Look at PA is huge.
	Next link.
	After today's, oh, this is Cernovich, yeah.
	Retweeted by Donald Trump.
	Today was a huge fucking day, kiddies.
	After today's Pennsylvania hearing, no person of good faith can claim this was a fair and free election.
	And then this claim about election fraud is disputed.
	That's amazing.
	That's a t-shirt, dude.
	I think that's a t-shirt.
	Bryce, get on it.
	Wait, go back.
	No, not Bryce.
	Your shirts suck.
	They're really great.
	I like them.
	They're really great?
	Are they?
	He made me some other shirts that are great.
	I forgot to get it.
	Go get them.
	I have one with me because I was going to wear that one.
	Let's go get his great merch.
	Go get it all.
	But that would be a cool shirt to make.
	I think if you traced it and hand wrote it, because like a hard-edged print of something from the internet just looks like a computer did it.
	It's not interesting.
	But if you had a t-shirt and it took what I just showed and I redrew it from scratch so it had like that human element and it kind of spread out and didn't really have definitive lines, that might be cool.
	So what do we got here from Garbage Man, Loser?
	This, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting, written in a font and sort of a structure that is indicative of a 12-year-old who lives in Russia.
	Right?
	And then on the back, we're promoting our old URL.
	Again, it's a stupid square print, boring, ugly waste of time.
	What's this?
	This is a joke that Ryan likes, Fart Lauderdale.
	I like it too.
	think it's okay.
	It's supposed to look like a souvenir from I get it.
	And then people go, that's not fart.
	That's fort.
	That's fart.
	I like to do that with that shirt.
	Don't ask me to do anything.
	I'm retired.
	And then I change it to retirement.
	So that's fun.
	I wouldn't do that because that's going to fuck shit up.
	Okay.
	That could stop us from that.
	And then McInnes Japrikin 24.
	Mildly amusing.
	As in 2022.
	And then a weird, like, super thick, crinkly print on the back.
	Good for ASMR.
	With lots of, like, dead space here.
	Lots of black.
	The guy's just not creative.
	Look at this.
	Look at the bottom of this just like dead gross film.
	Well, that was in the original photo.
	Yeah, you're supposed to like, I don't know, improve it?
	So it's got this super waterproof, more waterproof than Ryan's Carhartt sweatshirt material.
	It's weird.
	Kind of pleasant.
	So that's garbage.
	It's tactile.
	Anyway, Pia's huge.
	And then we talk about election flipping.
	I gotta take this shirt off.
	It's Ryan's size, so it's like wearing a baby's clothes.
	But like a ripped hot baby.
	Yeah, sexy baby.
	That'd be a good name for a clothing line, sexy baby.
	That's kind of what baby fat is.
	I guarantee that exists.
	Okay, this is a woman explaining election fraud, so it takes forever, but have faith in her.
	Hey guys, I went live earlier and I was having some computer issues, so basically what I'm going to do here is record it in case I have video issues again.
	So what I was saying earlier on the live is this gentleman by the name of Brad Barton, giving credit to him, he actually recorded as it was happening live that night on the news.
	I believe it was either election night or the day after.
	And he was going through and recording different things.
	And well, maybe even on recording it, he noticed it.
	So then he probably rewound it and recorded it.
	So just because he saw, whoa, what just happened here?
	So I'm going to play it, and you're going to see that Trump's numbers are going to switch.
	So right now, you can see at this point, in the game anyway, he was at, at the time, 1,690, okay, and in some odd votes.
	And Biden was at 1,252 and some odd votes.
	So I'm going to hit play here, and you're going to see that once this scrolls around, it's going to change.
	Okay, I'm going to try and make this quick because I have a client.
	Pennsylvania.
	I want to take up.
	And they're talking about it.
	He's got a client.
	I'm doing it again.
	I'm doing it again.
	I messed it up, I guess.
	Here we go.
	He's got 1.69 right now.
	See?
	I don't know if you can see it.
	He's got 1.69 right now.
	Are you seeing that?
	Biden's got 1.69.
	Pennsylvania.
	We'll let it play.
	Here we go.
	Wait.
	Got to wait it out because it's going to screw back around to the city.
	I've seen this start alphabetically all over again.
	We saw the thing where the number of Lewis flipped.
	I remember that number, 1,690.
	I think this is flipped exactly.
	And Biden had 1252, I believe it was.
	Hold on, we're going to go to Michigan next, I believe.
	Yep.
	We're focusing on Pennsylvania.
	That's where the biggest problem is right now.
	So, anybody that's saying this is not true, it absolutely is.
	Look at that.
	Bam!
	That's there.
	1670.
	He was at 1690.
	Then there he is at 1670, 631.
	And Biden goes up to 1372, 495.
	Let's see if he does the actual math.
	Trump went from 1.690589 to the next update, 1.670631.
	That is a loss of 19,958 votes.
	Okay, so I'm going to pause this.
	I have the calculators up.
	I'm going to show you what happens here.
	So Trump's right here.
	I don't screw this up.
	We're going to subtract 1670 minus 19731.
	That's $19,958.
	So we're going to go over here to Biden's calculator.
	I have two calculators up.
	One for Trump, one for Biden.
	All right, we're going to bring Biden's up.
	Just for shits and giggles, we're going to add $1,958 to Biden's, okay?
	Plus $19,958.
	Look at that.
	Okay, I see that number?
	We added Trump's to Biden's just for shits and giggles.
	Look at that.
	12,72,495.
	12,72,445.
	19,958 votes flipped.
	Everyone is saying that this is not true.
	The Democrats are saying they have no evidence of fraud.
	That is not true.
	You need to share this video.
	Okay, so tomorrow at Thanksgiving with your crazy sister.
	My whole show tomorrow is dedicated to crazy sisters.
	Just talk about that.
	Again, you're going to see it in the show tomorrow, but it's all about not attacking her and just asking questions.
	I kind of read that women when they're in their early 20s actually make more money than men.
	It's just when they get married and have kids, they start making less money.
	Are you hearing a hum on this mic, by the way?
	We've had some problems with some buzzing.
	Are you hearing it?
	It's like a high-pitched sort of...
	yeah here Thank you.
	Yeah, I hear like a background hum.
	Like a sizzle.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Well, we're supposed to get these cloud filters.
	So right now you're pushed up pretty loud.
	Otherwise, we can't hear you well.
	So that's like gain built into the soundboard, but we need these cloud filter things that give you clean gain without buzzing.
	The thing on top of this?
	No, no, no.
	You plug it into it, and it gets with like a preamp that boosts the signal.
	Why don't we have that?
	We're supposed to get it sent.
	Our tech guy was like, hey, somebody said we're going to get these cloud filters.
	We're supposed to get it.
	All right.
	Okay, so let's do the second read.
	We're about to leave the free zone, the fag zone.
	No.
	No fag zone.
	As you know, every Wednesday we do a free show from 9 to 9.30.
	We get out all our reads and then we start taking calls, ideally before that, but we had a lot to say about Election Gate.
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	jacbd.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders i wish i could tell you who our new contributor is i'm so excited ryan did an incredible job sweet on her intro she's british and she's debuting her show friday ideally um all right let's take some calls how are we gonna make sure it works we're gonna tell the folks to get fired and
	Get around and...
	No, no, I want to get a call in before I...
	Oh, we give the freebies 9 to 9.30.
	Hi, freebies.
	I'm going to set up the call.
	T-minus 30 seconds.
	What is with this?
	This is not accurate.
	I have a shower.
	I look in the mirror.
	I don't have these, like, weird bags.
	I look like Soros.
	Soros.
	Soros.
	We got Nick Aloha.
	Hey, Nick.
	What's up, Gab?
	What's up, Ryguy?
	Hello.
	You're on the air.
	Hey.
	All right.
	So, first of all, I wanted to thank you for saving me from that fucker, Joe Rogan, who sold out on all of us.
	I never had seen the show until I'd seen some clips on YouTube and completely transitioned over.
	So, you think he was a sellout?
	Do you think he stabbed me in the back?
	No, I just feel like, I mean, he was my go-to for just, I mean, typical, just bullshit news.
	I mean, it was cool and all, but I feel like ever since he transitioned over that Spotify deal, it kind of just fucked his content up.
	And then, luckily, I had seen that pretend Christian rapper guy that was making all your guys'clips.
	So, that's kind of how I stumbled upon you guys.
	we're glad to have you welcome aboard hell yeah red chill but uh no, on the reel, though, what we wanted you guys to look up was you guys be talking about these smoke shows.
	So if you want to see a smoke show, look up Alex Curry from Fox Sports West.
	All right, we're on the move.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'm going to start going through calls faster now.
	You get one thing.
	What?
	Are you kidding me, dude?
	Okay, she's better in that one.
	I mean, she looks like a frog.
	A toad.
	You know, I had a religious experience the other night.
	I was watching that movie, The Twelfth Man, and they talk about the Northern Lights.
	And I remember as a young man, tree planting in Northern Ontario, I would get up to go piss at like three in the morning and see the northern lights.
	And it's indescribable.
	It is a shower curtain of undulating, beautiful lights of every color in the sky, and it takes up the whole sky.
	It's God saying, I'm here, have faith.
	So I saw it, and it was a biblical experience for me seeing these things.
	Like, that's actually a shitty version.
	You can't film it.
	That's only green.
	There's other colors.
	It's fucking mind-blowing.
	How often does that happen?
	Well, I mean, I've probably seen it.
	We were there for two months.
	I'd probably see it like once a week.
	What?
	It's one of those things.
	It's a whole sky.
	It's bizarre.
	And I was playing, and I have to admit, I was drunk when I had this epiphany, but I was playing kids' trivial pursuit, family trivial pursuit with my kids.
	And you have adult questions for the adults and kid questions for the kids.
	So it's a fair competition because the kids' questions are easy.
	And one of the kids' questions was, what is another name for Aurora Borealis?
	And my youngest boy, who's seven, pushes aside his siblings and he walks right up to me and he goes, Michael Frog Jackson.
	Well, that's a better representation.
	Show that.
	Yeah, that makes more sense.
	There's more colors there.
	But the fact that he said it with so much confidence made me laugh for like three weeks.
	I'd be sitting on the train.
	I'd be parking my car in the city, and I would just think Michael Frog Jackson.
	It would make me laugh my fucking head off.
	If I was blue, if I woke up with the horrors in the middle of the night and I was like, at like five in the morning, I would just go, Michael Frog Jackson, Michael Frog Jackson, chill out again.
	And I realized the Northern Lights was a message from God.
	And when I was playing Trivial Pursuit, you know, my family's going through a rough time with all this fucking like, you know, vandalizing our house, whatever, attacking us constantly.
	I felt like God sent in my son and said, go see Michael Frog Jackson and show him that the Northern Lights are still a very important and spiritual part of your life.
	Yeah, that's what it looks like.
	That's more accurate.
	I know that looks so fake, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	It looks like someone's heard about Northern Lights and they're doing their interpretation of it.
	But that's not understating it.
	It's that intense.
	It's incredible.
	Yeah, that's cool.
	It takes up the whole fucking sky.
	You're sitting there with your dick in your hands going, what?
	It doesn't move that fast.
	It's much slower than that.
	That must be sped up.
	But yeah, I texted my wife and I said, Johnny's saying Michael Frog Jackson was a message from God.
	And then I passed out with my pants on.
	And so I wake up the next morning with a headache and my wife is like, so how is Michael Frogg Jackson a sign from God?
	And then I had to remember the whole backstory.
	You got to get up there to see them, huh?
	They're one of the best things in the world.
	What?
	Wait, Northern Lights should be visible as far south as Maryland.
	Get out of my town.
	You lying-ass son of a bitch.
	I guess you look at good.
	You see that penis that dips up?
	I guess I was on the penis.
	With the penis in your hand.
	Yeah, I had a penis in my hand.
	Maybe that's a sign from God.
	Very penile.
	I can see atheism is unstoppable getting annoyed now.
	I don't really think that that's a penis.
	Oh, shit.
	We got to go.
	So those are the two reads.
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