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Nov. 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGinnis.
	That song sucks.
	Yeah.
	And what's with his hair?
	The singer of Quiet Riot has the least rock and roll hair out of anyone in the history of rock.
	I chose that because Alex Jones played Metal Health on his show the other day that I was on.
	And I was like, that's a jam.
	I think I like Quiet Riot.
	But, you know, they did a bunch of glam covers that weren't their songs.
	And when they did their own songs, it was that piece of shit.
	But the reason I chose that song is because I was just reading it downstairs that Israel has come up with this sonic wave that they can send where you hear a song.
	So you'll stand at a certain place and you won't hear it, but you'll feel it projected into your brain.
	Which, what's the next step?
	The next step is thoughts into your brain.
	Biden won.
	Trump sucks.
	And that's what schizophrenics experience, right?
	This is really tech company wants to beam music into your ears.
	Novelto's trademark sound beaming technology requires no headphones or chip embeds.
	Instead, it creates sound pockets around your ears.
	So then you can start doing propaganda.
	And now everyone's crazy now.
	Hence the song, Mama, Mama, we're all crazy now.
	Unfortunately, this song sucks.
	What doesn't suck, though, is our new hats that say, don't let me do Schatzer Coke, censored.tv on the side, beautifully embroidered, high-quality hat, Richardson.
	And it comes from what I used to write on my body when I would go to South by Southwest in the 90s.
	I wasn't kidding.
	I knew that I would be doing much better the next day.
	There was no Schatzer Coke involved.
	But before we get started here on this free half hour that is our webcast, our podcast, I'd like to mention Johnny Apple CBD.
	This episode of Get Off My Lawn is sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD, so please go to jacbd.com and enter promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
	Okay, and I say enjoy the show, and then I guess we read it again in 15 minutes.
	That's weird.
	Today's book is Black Rednecks and White Liberals.
	Oh, Shiza.
	Farts.
	I saw this Spider-Man picture sticking out the middle, and I thought, oh, this must be my son's drawing from when he was a kid.
	And I just lost my place.
	Penis farts.
	But Black Rednecks and White Liberals is basically where Thomas Sowell blames me for blacks acting so ghetto.
	He says that they're really just mimicking Scottish culture.
	This explosive new book challenges many of the long-prevailing assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, about education.
	Plainly written, powerfully reasoned, and backed with a startling array of documented facts, Black Rednecks and White Liberals takes on not only the trendy intellectuals of our times, but also such historic interpreters of American life such as Alexis de Tocqueville and Frederick Law Olmsted.
	Anyway, he talks about the historical development of ghetto culture, and he says that it's actually Scotch-Irish culture.
	Right?
	The reasons for the venomous hatred of Jews and of other groups like them in countries around the world are explored in an essay that asks, are Jews generic?
	Misconceptions of German history in general and the Nazi era in particular.
	Anyway, he's probably one of, he's one of the, if not the, most valuable intellectuals of our time.
	And like all good, smart guys, like Pat Buchanan, when you read his stuff, you're not tired.
	Like Mark Levin.
	Mark Levin's a genius, okay?
	But I don't know, man.
	Him and Mark Steiner are kind of dense.
	I don't mean stupid, I mean too much density.
	And if you're not on vacation in a hammock after a large breakfast with no troubles, I kind of find them hard to read after a long day at work, reading and talking to you and doing interviews.
	But Malkin, Coulter, Buchanan, Soule, you can read them anytime.
	This better be important.
	Oh, it's a message from prison.
	Let's read it, shall we?
	So the way you contact prisoners if you're lazy and you don't want to sit down and write a letter is through JPEG.
	And I said to Max Hare, I'm not allowed to mention certain clubs, Proud Boys.
	And I'm worried that my letters aren't getting to you.
	Did you get my last one?
	And he said, I haven't heard from you since the 4th.
	So let's go back here.
	Because this is interesting.
	You're not allowed to talk about clubs.
	Max Hair 1118.
	That's today, right?
	Max Hair 1115.
	1106.
	So they didn't send it.
	Holy shit.
	They aren't sending them emails that say Proud Boys in them.
	So he asks me a question like, what's going on?
	There was a stabbing?
	And I go, media version, Proud Boys were making white supremacist gestures and were stabbed by BLM.
	Truth.
	Enrique, Bevlenbeati, and three PBs were walking home after a night at Harry's in D.C. and they saw someone getting murdered and they prevented it.
	You know the story, right?
	That email didn't go through to him.
	So he just said, I haven't got one from you since the 4th.
	There's been at least three or four since then.
	I email him about once a week.
	They've been screwing with the mail.
	They don't let you get the actual letter anymore.
	They make a copy of it and give you the copy.
	I've been getting a few on the kiosk from a couple different guys.
	The thing is, they're supposed to send me a slip when they deny the mail.
	Only happened one time, a few weeks ago.
	I'm going to have to talk to somebody and have my parents call to jail.
	This is out of control.
	I love that he's still so feisty.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, he's like freaking bullshit.
	He's got some oomph.
	But now I'm worried when I send him an email going, no, dude, I sent you three or four since then.
	But I did mention a certain club.
	They might censor that.
	Who was it that just got in big trouble for talking about their case?
	Oh, that's it.
	Galen Boffman.
	Do you remember him?
	Galen Boffman is a gay, hence the name Galen, who had sex with an underage boy.
	But he was...
	Galen was like 17 and the gay boy was 14.
	Hey, if it was my gay son that was 14, I'd kick your fucking ass.
	But he ended up in prison for, I think, nine years.
	Anyway, he got out and he was talking to a teenage boy via text, violation of his parole.
	He was supposed to ask permission first, apparently.
	Now, what he was saying to the 16-year-old boy is, I'm really sorry Pete died.
	Pete was his friend, and that was his little brother.
	There was nothing sexual about the texts.
	But because Galen had become a prison rights activist and had been bitching about his nine years in prison for what I guess is statutory rape, they threw the book at him and they said, no, you violated your parole and just finished another four years.
	He's innocent.
	I mean, relatively.
	What do you think a gay 16-year-old should have to do if he has sex with a gay 14-year-old?
	I mean, I don't really know.
	Let me just fart out off the dome.
	I mean, gays are not exactly known for their chastity, right?
	But 14 is fucking young for any kind of sexual experience.
	I would say a year in prison, a year in jail.
	And what about a teacher who fucks, a hot female teacher who fucks a 14-year-old boy?
	She should be fired, right?
	She stole his...
	I know it's not, it's not, definitely not going to be traumatized.
	If it's a male teacher and a female who's 14, holy shit.
	I mean, five years, 10 years, a lot of years.
	Let's say six years.
	But a hot female teacher and like a 15-year-old, I mean, as a parent, I think it's terrible because you're taking away that boy's innocence.
	But you know he's not tossing and turning every night and crying himself to sleep.
	He's...
	Jimmy Kimmel, back when he was funny, he was talking about a case where some 15-year-old had been fucking, had a threesome with his teachers, a math teacher and his phys ed teacher.
	And Jimmy Kimmel said, unfortunately, the father recently passed away.
	He died from excessive high fives.
	Anyway, yeah, we'll get Galen on the show.
	Once I'm done building this new studio, we'll do a lot of sit-down interviews.
	And my idea is I'm going to build a bar, a functioning bar, and then like a sit-down room, like more like a Dave Rubin-y kind of a set where you sit Candace Owen style and with someone in a nice Eames chair.
	And the celebs will be in the fancy Eames chair.
	And then the bar will just be like non-celebs.
	Like a slumlord, a plumber, a biker.
	You know, that kind of vibe.
	What are you looking up?
	Eames chair.
	Wait, why does my mic work?
	Hello, check, check.
	Something's going on with your sound?
	So as you know, we now do this show differently on Wednesdays.
	The live shows all calls.
	Because I notice when I blather on like I do Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, we don't really start taking calls till after 10.
	Check, check.
	And then I'm saying goodbye when there's like 15 people lining up.
	That doesn't seem fair, especially to paying customers.
	So I'll start my sketches and then we'll take calls.
	I'm going to redraw the oink oink you monster drawing first.
	Do you remember this?
	It was over a year ago now, but Juliani cleaned up New York by stopping turnstile jumpers.
	Broken window theory.
	Catching jaywalkers.
	We all hated it.
	We went, what the fuck are you doing, you pig?
	You're enforcing cabaret law, no dancing at this bar?
	But unfortunately, it works.
	And when you snag turnstile jumpers, you tend to catch a lot of illegal guns, a lot of illegal drugs, rape plummets.
	And yes, it's New York City.
	Crime is disproportionately black, so when you enforce the law, you tend to get more blacks than whites.
	If you enforced parking tickets, you probably would get the same thing.
	That doesn't mean that enforcing parking tickets is racist.
	It just means that that group tends to be more prevalent in that particular stat, in that particular crime.
	But young white girls don't think like that.
	So when they said, so de Blasio noticed a year ago that the city was falling apart, and it was, way before COVID, this city was turning to shit.
	And so he said, I'm just going to copy Giuliani.
	What did he do?
	Oh, he was hard on like turnstile jumpers.
	That doesn't seem like a big deal.
	You end up getting a lot of legal guns and stuff.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, let's do that.
	Well, what do you want to do?
	I don't know.
	Add like 5,000 transit cops?
	Okay, we'll do it.
	Great.
	Thank you.
	And then word got out and they said, no, that's racist to have transit cops.
	So all these white girls got out onto the street with things like poverty is not a crime.
	Yeah, because turnstile jumpers are just, it's some poor lady with her kids just trying to get bread.
	And I noticed when I was looking at the pictures, one of the girls had made a piece of cardboard this big.
	She was holding it next to her face.
	No one can see that.
	That's why signs are on a sign thing.
	They're on a signpost.
	They're on a post, on a stick.
	So you can see them up high.
	That's why when you're on the highway, there's a McDonald's sign That's on a pole that's 300 feet high.
	So, anyway, she's holding this little piece of cardboard next to her face and it says, Oink, oink, you monster.
	So, a cop bought it through the doodle auction and the labradoodle auction we have every year.
	And I don't know, the address got fucked up, it didn't bounce back to me, didn't get to him.
	And he said, Oh, I just, it's not a big deal, it's for a good cause.
	I just wanted to put it on the wall of my precinct just to piss off my co-workers, my fellow cops.
	And I was like, all right, I'll draw it again.
	That's a noble cause.
	So that's what I'll be doing first.
	So you can't have this.
	I'll try to do it fast.
	And I'm also going to explain it in a note.
	In a note which reads, what's it say?
	What's it say?
	How are we doing for the calls?
	I just got a cold like one second ago.
	A cold?
	Yeah.
	That sucks.
	Is that the symptoms of COVID?
	You start with like cold symptoms?
	I don't know, but earlier today, yeah, I just had like a sniffle out of nowhere.
	I was like, what the fuck?
	Uh-oh.
	You gave me your cold.
	Can you hand me a serviette, please?
	Sure.
	Don't drop it on the Chesterfield.
	Chesterfield?
	Unfamiliar.
	You never heard that word before?
	Yeah, it's a gun.
	You mean a Smith and Wesson?
	Chesterfield.
	Chesterfield is what Canadians call a couch.
	Really?
	And they call it Kreenex's serviette.
	That I knew.
	Because of, what's his name?
	Nardoir, the Human Serviette.
	The Human Serviet?
	This is a Chesterfield.
	Oh.
	In America, it's a gun.
	What do people think when you walk around with this hat on?
	This guy has a really hard time controlling himself?
	This guy's an intense partier.
	Yeah, but he's also responsible.
	But I like jokes that aren't a joke.
	Like, I'm aware, obviously, that this is funny.
	This fits amazing, by the way, yeah.
	But it's also kind of helpful.
	Like, if you can stay away from shots and obviously nose beers, as we used to call them, your next day is going to be 100% better.
	If I just drink beer, I can work out and be fine.
	If I fucking drink whiskey like I do 100% of the time, the next day in the gym is rough.
	And I'm noticing a lot of alcoholismism at my gym.
	Like discrimination against me.
	I'm sparring.
	I'm losing.
	I'm going, breathing like that.
	In the ring.
	That's not very intimidating to your opponent.
	And they'll go, have another beer as they beat me up.
	Or I was doing pads with Larry the other day and he goes, I can smell the whiskey off of you.
	They're shaming you.
	Shaming?
	Drunk shaming.
	That ain't right.
	That's wrong.
	Don't you think?
	I do.
	We got a proud boy certain Skylar.
	Skylar?
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Uhuru?
	Just saying anything?
	Hello?
	Hello, hello.
	Can you hear me, sir?
	Hello?
	Hi, how are you?
	Am I coming in loud and clear, Sir Earl?
	Let's see if this isn't...
	Oh, yeah.
	What happened, Ryan?
	You didn't have the mic on?
	I have to restart the Skype.
	Can you hear me?
	Nope.
	I don't think I can hear you guys.
	Okay, we're going to have to redo the Skype because I'm...
	Well, if you can hear me still, I sent an email in.
	It says unintentional crowd voice song from Dazz Talk Designs.
	That's basically all I was calling for.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Let's check that out.
	Now I can hear you.
	Yes.
	Oh, now you can hear me?
	Yeah, now I can hear you.
	What did we change?
	Yeah, what did you change, Ryan?
	The input.
	Easy, Skylar.
	Okay, so you didn't have the correct input set up.
	No, it wasn't even available.
	I had to finagle it.
	Finagle it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, check that out.
	Thank you for your call.
	Unintentional Proud Boy song.
	Atmosphere trying to find a balance.
	They love the taste of blood.
	I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it.
	Maybe they're as evil as they seem.
	Look out the window when it's seen.
	Atmosphere finally made a good record.
	You're right.
	That shit almost sounds convincing.
	The last time I felt it was this was the last time we played it.
	Why am I watching this?
	Is he gonna take cops to cool at some point?
	Everybody knows how to get drunk.
	Somebody give me your bitch.
	All right, that's enough.
	God bless America.
	Oh, he said God bless America.
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	I think we cut it off right at the start.
	So it's a pro-USA rap song.
	Okay, thank you, sir.
	I'm 50.
	I don't like your fucking music.
	It's embarrassing.
	And have you noticed when white people are in some sort of form of conflict, they get all black?
	I hate.
	Yo, what you're gonna do?
	Step up.
	Step up.
	Stop that.
	It's gross.
	If you didn't grow up in East New York, stop that with the gestures.
	There's plenty of things you can do within your own culture that are aggressive.
	Like, fuck you.
	Imagine going Latino when you get angry.
	Yo, dude, what's the point?
	Mira, Mira.
	It's just face gay.
	Walt is on the line.
	Suggestion for Justice for Liberty.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	How you guys doing?
	Good.
	How are you?
	I can't complain.
	I just had a quick suggestion for the charity you guys run for John and Max and them.
	Dude, you do these show notes every fucking night.
	You should be autographing that and just having them up, selling them for $50 a pop on the censored website.
	Those things would fucking sell.
	Really?
	You think people would buy this?
	You don't think so?
	Would you buy?
	Yeah, dude, if you autograph them real quick and throw that shit up, definitely.
	I'd buy one.
	You would for $50.
	Yeah, why not?
	I mean, it's cool to have in your help now, too.
	I mean, the drawings are cool.
	You can put them up.
	I mean, the cameos would be cool, but then you can be forever, you know?
	Okay, I'll try it, I guess.
	Thanks for your call.
	Or don't, go fuck yourself.
	Did you hear him?
	What are you saying?
	As it faded him out, he's like, all right, or don't, go fuck yourself.
	Yeah.
	So, Sam, one of the PBs we're hanging out with, he bought for $1,200 the Get Fire Be Brave sketch.
	And he said we talked about it.
	I was like, oh, cool.
	I was like, would you buy the show notes and stuff?
	He's like, dude, yeah, anything to put on my list.
	So this is a thing.
	And this just came up, well, in DC.
	They would buy your show notes.
	Sam.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Rap.
	Hey, so I called y'all maybe like two weeks ago.
	Remember that story about that black calling us terrorists and shit like that?
	Who calling us terrorists?
	Some black girl I was fucking.
	She was calling Proud Boys Terrorists Proud Boys Terrorists and shit.
	Yep, I remember that.
	I was flirting with this other girl.
	I'm sitting there talking to her, another black chick, of course.
	Of course, because you like your ass eaten.
	Yeah, that's me.
	Anyway.
	So I was talking to her, and she asked me who I voted for.
	And, of course, I told her I voted for Trump.
	And I asked her who she was voting for.
	Of course, she said she's voting for Biden.
	And so I asked her why.
	And she was like, I don't know.
	I do think Biden's a pedophile and everything like that.
	But Trump's a racist.
	And I just don't think that's a good thing to have in office.
	And I was like, what the fuck did I just hear?
	So you're telling me you know this guy wants to fuck kids, but you'd rather vote for him instead of a racist, a supposed racist?
	What the fuck?
	The lack of logic is shocking, isn't it?
	And by the way, a pedophile is much worse than a racist.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	And I was sitting there thinking, because my logic was, these people don't really believe he's a pedophile.
	But that blew my fucking mind.
	I was like, this woman actually thinks he's a pedophile, but she'd rather vote for a pedophile than a racist.
	Fucking mind-boggling.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	It reminds me of who's that cannibal, the most famous cannibal in the world?
	Jeffrey Dahmer.
	And he found out they were doing a documentary on him.
	And he said, I just want to make something clear.
	I did eat a lot of black people, but that's because I lived in a poor neighborhood that was black.
	I am not racist, and I would have eaten poor white people if they were around.
	Virtuous cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer.
	Phew.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, we're not doing the documentary anymore because now you don't seem like such a bad guy.
	It's not really juicy.
	Yeah.
	Liam.
	Yes.
	Hello.
	Am I on?
	You're on, dude.
	Holy shit.
	Gavin, you're my fucking hero.
	I love you, dude.
	I see you like you saw the fun screwing up.
	Oh, so when you cry, do your parents say, Gavin McInnes doesn't cry.
	Yes, they do.
	Then it works.
	Anyways, I'm 16, and I'm asking if you have any advice for getting laid in high school.
	Also, Ryan's a fag, but I've come to love him too over time.
	You should be proud of your boy.
	Thank you.
	I guess.
	16-year-olds.
	Is it even legal for me to give 16-year-olds tips on how to get laid?
	Yeah, wait till marriage.
	Are they allowed to get laid?
	Don't do drugs.
	Buy her flowers and then wait two years?
	Spin a bottle?
	I mean, how did I get laid in high school?
	It was so hard, man.
	I don't miss those days.
	Because you'd finally get her into bed, and it's not like she was like, all right, let's get to work here, boss.
	Like, she was just like, uh, ow, okay.
	Oh, your arm is.
	Like, there was no moves.
	It was like playing tennis with a toddler.
	But here's my advice, and it's going to sound super fucking gay.
	But my advice would be you both go at your own pace.
	I remember when we were like 14, we heard about this guy, Barry Pablo, I think his name was.
	And we heard that he took, like, they took their shirts off, him and this girl he liked, and they sat in the basement, and they just slowly touched each other and didn't do anything more really slowly.
	And we're like, it's okay.
	And now as an adult, I look back and go, that's really sweet.
	You know, they were taking their time and not doing anything weird.
	But yeah, I would just say don't rush her.
	And I don't envy you, dude.
	I remember praying to God to stop having constant boners at your age.
	I said, if it means eating pepperoni, I'll eat pepperoni.
	Like, tell me the cure for this fucking curse.
	But don't get your hopes up.
	And I don't know, maybe check out a trailer park or something.
	That's it right there, yeah.
	That's great.
	Yeah, go to the Bronx.
	Thanks for calling.
	Wow, the trailer park, that hit pretty deep.
	This dude is spitting.
	James on the line.
	James?
	James?
	James, is that you?
	Hello, Gavin.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Man, I just emailed all this shit going on in Alberta with the COVID, bro.
	It's crazy.
	I'm a little spooked.
	Why?
	What's happening?
	Almost a quarter of COVID-19 deaths.
	It's since November 80s.
	Candles at the grocery store.
	It's insane, bro, because the only people dying are like above the age of 70, and the last time they locked down, it did nothing but scare the population, increase alcoholism, drug abuse, suicide.
	Man, and now she's basically saying, Oh, yo, we promised a two-week shutdown.
	It's just gonna be two weeks, but the rule breakers are making it so it might go on forever.
	So, if you guys don't tighten it up, you can blame them for why we're gonna have an extended lockdown.
	It's insane, bro.
	I sent you the video just like three minutes ago under Alberta COVID-BS.
	Okay, we'll play it right now.
	Yeah, it's shocking that the last time I was in Calgary, it was basically Sweden.
	It was beautiful.
	It looked like Tokyo.
	And you could just smell the money everywhere.
	And that was what's his name, Ralph Klein, you know, promoting Mon and it's terrible, bro.
	Ten years ago, you could, like, just millionaires everywhere.
	That's obviously hyperbole.
	Like, the oil fields were amazing, but now it's becoming a socialist hello.
	Yo, think about this, though.
	If they could threaten to lock us down for an invisible imaginary disease, yo, the same girl said that racism was an illness, that racism was the real pandemic.
	Bro, they're going to start locking us down for racism, for environmental concerns?
	It's insane.
	Yeah, okay.
	Thanks for calling.
	We'll check out the video.
	You know, another thing that they can start doing is they go, well, Alexa can be used to catch drug dealers and stuff and terrorists, right?
	Illegal things.
	And everyone wants that.
	It makes the world safer.
	Okay.
	And then they make racism illegal.
	And the next thing you know, you're getting arrested because you said some racist joke that your fucking Alexa misunderstood.
	And the police are coming to take you away.
	You ever hear that one thing?
	There was an author writing about like a fictional murder.
	And he was Googling how to cook a woman, how to hide a body, how to yada yada.
	No, you're talking about that cop, the cannibal cop?
	Nope.
	No, Separate Dude was an author, and he was writing a fictional thing about how to cook a body, yada yada.
	And he got a visit.
	He got a visit from some three-letter, from three-letter people.
	This is this lady he's talking about.
	It looks like a salamander.
	Almost a quarter of all our COVID-19 deaths have happened since November 1st.
	And how many of us?
	If we do not change our trajectory, the implications are grim.
	The daily COVID-19 death count is a tragic reminder that COVID-19 is not just a flu.
	It is life and death.
	And often it is the outcome of choices made by Albertans who may not even know the victims.
	Almost one in three cases are getting sick from sources we can't identify.
	Getting sick at it.
	We know that overall, as of November 15th, about 40% of cases are linked to a household or social gathering or private events.
	Boring, okay, we got 10% are linked to.
	Jesus Christ.
	Alberta's COVID law is not exactly scintillating content here.
	Next call.
	Cindy.
	Hi, this is Cindy.
	I'm from Illinois.
	Hello.
	Yo, I'm Colleen.
	I'm a nurse at the high school in the district in northwest Illinois.
	And I just find it absolutely disgusting that our kids can't be in school full time.
	You know, I think it's disgusting that.
	You know, we have done hybrid.
	We have done e-learning.
	And our superintendent gets going back and forth, back and forth, and it's not good for the kids.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I'm at the point now where I fucking hate school in general.
	Like, I see my boys when they're left to their own devices on the weekend, how they turn into absolute fucking raging monkeys and are riding their bikes around, jumping on shit for hours and hours and hours.
	They sleep like a log when they get home.
	And then I see them in school.
	Now, now it's Zoom, so they're sitting at their desk in their room listening to some bullshit about family safety or some made-up course.
	Family science, I think, was a course my kid was taking.
	And I just think schools should be outside for the most part.
	And if they do have to sit down, I don't know, teach them about American history, teach them about patriotism, but for maybe like two hours a day.
	Recess should be three hours, and the whole thing should be maybe six hours max.
	What do you think of that radical belief?
	I mean, I 100% agree with you, and this is complete bullshit.
	Either the kids should be in full time, or we could just wipe the school year out because it's not good for any of the kids.
	No, it's really amazing how badly education has been handled in this country.
	And it just shows you what happens when big government is in charge.
	Like, they're fucking inept.
	And this fact that they've been giving this stupid challenge, which none of us believe in, and them handling it so badly, like, I don't want the teacher to be exposed to 12 students, so we'll do six students and then six students.
	And you go, that's 12, dumbass.
	You're just doing one in the morning, one in the afternoon?
	What?
	Yes, and in my district, the teachers are terrified to come work.
	But in my district, all of us, 10 nurses, we want to come work.
	We're not scared of it.
	It's like, everybody's going to fucking get this disease, or I'm sorry, virus.
	Everybody's going to get it.
	You know, you can't hide from it.
	You can't hide under a rock from it for two years.
	We're all going to fucking get it like the flu.
	Yeah.
	In my opinion.
	No, I agree with you.
	And isn't it funny how their safety is so paramount and kids living normal lives doesn't matter?
	And in fact, they've structured the narrative such that if you want kids to go back to school, you want kids to die.
	And you go, wait a minute, how many kids have died from this shit?
	They're dying of boredom is what they're dying of.
	So in my district, the teachers blame it on the parents.
	You want your kids to go to school so we can die.
	That's what they say.
	And I'm just sitting here like, yeah, all of us nurses in Admin want to go back to school.
	It's just you teachers because of the union.
	And they have the union fighting for them day in and day out.
	And it's just disgusting.
	It's like, we're never going to get over this.
	You know, back in the Spanish flu, they did this playing again for a couple years, and they never got over it until everybody did herd immunity.
	And that's what we need to do.
	Yes, people are going to die, but people are going to die from flu and from everything else.
	Isn't it weird how the flu stats seem to have disappeared?
	All the other diseases?
	It seems like everything got pushed into COVID.
	Absolutely.
	And they're saying that people with cancer won't go into the hospital to get their treatment, so they're going to die sooner because they're scared of COVID.
	And you know what?
	The media just fucking wants to scare everybody, and the media sucks.
	Yes, I agree.
	If it bleeds, it leads.
	So they make us bleed.
	Thanks for calling, nurse.
	Thank you for your service.
	See you on TikTok.
	Just kidding.
	I know you're not a TikTok nurse.
	This is Nick.
	Yo, G-Dog.
	Yo.
	I got a question for you.
	So we never actually got our answer to the fag capital of the world.
	We got the drop.
	He was in Kansas City, but he's from Cincinnati.
	Me and my buddy have been doing research.
	We think Tel Aviv is the fag capital of the world.
	Great gay tourism information, but geographically, they're located in a place where everybody wants to kill them.
	Yeah, I looked that up too.
	And it is technically the most gay-friendly place on earth.
	I think Australia was second.
	San Francisco was surprisingly low on the list.
	But there's no way in hell an MLB sports broadcaster would be talking about Tel Aviv, and definitely not in a negative way.
	So I think the odds are much higher.
	It was Kansas or some other team where he doesn't like the baseball team.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	So the players were from Tel Aviv.
	What?
	No.
	No, he was not talking about Tel Aviv.
	It's factually true that Tel Aviv is the fag capital of the world, but there's no way that he was talking about Tel Aviv.
	In other words, he was not being totally accurate.
	I know.
	I was just being retarded there, but that is good insight.
	I will pass that on.
	Yeah, let's get back to it.
	Let's just assume it's Kansas.
	I mean, he wasn't being mathematical.
	He was just riffing with his bros.
	Fag Capital of the World.
	Fag Capital of the World.
	Thanks for calling.
	Fag Capitals of the World.
	Flag.
	Isn't it amazing he said it in the announcer voice, too?
	Fag capital of the world.
	That's his work voice.
	It's not like honey, pass the salt.
	Like, I'm pretty sure he talks a little different.
	You can relax, dude.
	We're not recording you.
	But we are.
	And you can see my daughter Jen is passing the syrup across the table there.
	Excellent pass.
	Putting the salt on top of the board.
	He gets into an argument with a gay guy, and he's like, I'm not going to sit here and take a lecture from someone from the fag capital of the world.
	Fuck you.
	But great voice.
	Actually, gays do that all the time.
	Great voice.
	They're gay voice.
	Yeah.
	Tyler, the creator?
	No relation.
	Hello, hello.
	Hello, hello.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	So, Gavin, I leave for Navy boot camp January 4th.
	And as a veteran yourself, I would like to hear your insight on what to expect.
	Not necessarily in boot camp, but when I'm out in the fleet, if you can give me a few pointers for making it through this treacherous journey.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'm glad you called.
	I'm glad you called.
	As someone who's seen countless movies about Navy boot camp, I can tell you exactly what to expect.
	And I want to warn you, you might just think, okay, I'll just do my job.
	I'll keep my barracks clean.
	I'll keep my boots shined, and I won't get in shit.
	I just beat the system.
	I'll just do what they tell me.
	I'll be good, and I'll get through it.
	Yeah, but then you're known as a pussy and a teacher's pet.
	So just doing exactly what you're told doesn't get you through it.
	You still got to keep your brothers in the forefront of your mind.
	So if they're up to some mischief, well, you're going to have to do it too.
	So I guess my advice to you is be good, but not too good.
	Don't be so good that you lose your brothers.
	Because as a vet, I need you to know that that is paramount.
	Your brothers go above everything, even the military, even the country.
	Thank you for my service.
	So play the game, but keep the brotherhood, is what you're saying?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yes.
	Play the game, but not too much.
	Don't be a teacher's pet.
	I appreciate your insight.
	Thank you, brother.
	You're welcome, man.
	He's got a rough path laid out for him.
	I remember when I first started watching movies about boot camp, I thought it was going to be easy, but after a few of those movies, you are exhausted.
	But, you know, you come out with it with valor.
	And when I see these fuckers with their stolen valor who haven't seen one fucking war movie.
	Or a trailer.
	Not a trailer.
	They don't know what battalion they would have been in.
	I want to murder them.
	They don't know what it's like to live vicariously through Vin Diesel's.
	I actually have been catching stolen valor dudes as a stolen valor dude.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Like this dude at my local bar, he's like, yeah, I was a Marine, 92 to 99.
	I got this fucked up neck and I can't see the doctor.
	And I'm like, what do you mean you can't see the doctor?
	I don't have health insurance.
	And well, I know from watching movies that you guys have a thing called the VA.
	So after hearing him bitch about it one too many times, I go, why wouldn't you just go, we'll call him Eddie.
	Why wouldn't you just go to the VA, Eddie?
	And he's like, he starts getting weird.
	And he's like, oh, I mean, I just, you know, it's funny you say that.
	Someone was just talking about that the other day.
	Yeah, I hadn't really thought about that before.
	But now I'm, yeah, I'm actually probably going to be doing that now.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh.
	Maybe you're full of shit, Ed.
	I would really like to see your take on.
	So there was this guy from the DC video, and I thought he was really cool.
	He told a war story.
	Remember one of the things, and I know some veterans do tell stories, right?
	Especially if it's to promote a cause and be like, listen, I will tell a story if it helps you see that Jesus is real or something like that.
	So there was this guy with the...
	What are they talking about?
	They tell stories all the fucking time.
	Vietnam vets, you can't get them talking.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	He's a Vietnam vet.
	Oh.
	Allegedly.
	Now, I don't want to.
	Or any other war, they're chatty kathies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're not bragging, but they're happy to tell you the crazy fucking stories.
	I'm not bragging.
	Yeah, and so there's this extended thing.
	I didn't put it in the DC video, but maybe you could check a peek of it out.
	Oh, you mean the guy with the repent sign?
	In the hood.
	Yeah, he looks like a Grim Reaper.
	Dressed like the Grim Reaper.
	Yeah, he was boring as shit.
	By the way, Ryan is 99% done with the movie of his trip to DC, The Million Mega March.
	It's very good.
	We crammed everything in there, which is why it's taking so long, including shit he didn't film, like fights and old people getting beat up and stuff.
	But you want to show it now?
	Well, the Repent Guy, I'll line that up.
	But you know what?
	If it's a real story, and I don't want to doubt a veteran, it's weird.
	It's a weird place to be, but it's such a great story, and I'll let him tell it.
	But it's long.
	So maybe you could just go.
	No, we're not going to peek in this show.
	Okay.
	Maybe we could verify it.
	Isn't your uncle a Vietnam vet?
	Grandfather, yeah.
	Yeah, show it to him.
	Maybe.
	And see, does this sound real?
	Yeah, that'd be good.
	Wasn't your uncle a vet too?
	No.
	My uncle was in the forces when he was young, but no.
	He didn't see action.
	Oh, speaking of.
	Now you can tell the guys who saw action.
	They don't want to talk about it.
	Yeah, yeah, they don't.
	I've heard him tell some stories, but.
	They don't go, Vietnam vets are so action.
	They'll go, oh, shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	We saw some shit going down.
	Woo!
	Wow.
	It was fucking intense, my man.
	Fucking intense.
	The thing is, my grandfather used to drink a lot.
	He's been sober for years, but he had some dark nights where he would say things to my grandmother.
	My grandmother told me, she was like, yeah, he watched his friend's back get opened up by machine gun fire.
	And he knew that guy very well.
	You know, you tend to know people that you're in that little squad with.
	So stuff like that.
	Anyway, we got Charlie speaking of enemies in Vietnam.
	Charlie in the trees.
	Hello.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Oh, you can hear me?
	Yes.
	Oh, I called in two weeks ago, I think.
	I'm the guy who punched the guy who looks at a craft store.
	Oh, yeah, I remember you.
	Yeah, so, like, there's a part I left out about this story, and it kind of involves a girl.
	He kind of cockboxed me before that, too.
	But that's not what I'm talking about.
	So, I've been, like, flirting with her and shit, got nudes and shit.
	And, like, a week ago, out of fucking nowhere, she gets back with her ex.
	And she, but, like, still talking to me.
	Oh, you just broke up a lot.
	I don't know what I should do.
	Okay.
	Well, like, should I keep, like, I could probably get her to cheat, but, like, do I want to do that?
	Yeah.
	Fair in love and war.
	But don't look desperate.
	It's like fucking immoral and shit.
	No, it's not.
	If there's no ring, you don't exist.
	It's all fake.
	It's just a video game.
	So, yeah.
	Back in my single days, if someone had a boyfriend, I'd just be like, why are you telling me your personal life?
	I don't give a shit.
	Anyway, let's get back to work.
	I like green M ⁇ Ms.
	Also, I have like high school too and work.
	So the only day I don't have anything is Sunday.
	So like one day.
	The only day I don't have anything is today.
	And that thing is care.
	Thank you for calling.
	I get what you're saying.
	That's the Lord's Day, right?
	I think I do have a theory on that, which is like, you can do it.
	It's basically the girl's fault.
	So if she lets you do it, then it's not that big of a deal.
	Like, I remember when I went out with this girl, Nancy, and then I broke up with her like two years later, and she's like, I was in a relationship, and you took me out of it.
	I was like, if you were in a relationship, you could be taken out of.
	You weren't in much of a relationship.
	Nance?
	Like a Nance.
	Somebody's...
	I was doing something.
	Louie.
	Is Louie?
	Louie?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	How's it going, guys?
	Hey, buddy.
	Oh, fuck.
	We already went 45 minutes in.
	We shouldn't have to go behind the paywall after this.
	Yeah.
	Are we missing reads?
	Yep.
	Poop.
	Okay, go ahead, caller.
	Oh, how's it going, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Cool, cool.
	I just sent Surf Bag Zone a link.
	I know you guys were confused about the Dash Snow Kendrick Lamar thing, you know, for the last episode.
	Yep.
	Yeah, so it's basically what it was is they sampled a Dash Snow interview in one of his songs.
	I think the song's called The Heart.
	You guys could look it up if you want, if you're interested in that at all.
	Cool.
	Anyhow, but that's that.
	I was wondering, Gavin, when are you guys going to the new studio?
	How soon is that?
	I hope we're there January 1st.
	Are you guys going to get that crazy Mantis thing, that shrimps thing?
	What's that now?
	The pistol shrimp.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The shrimp.
	Yeah, that's in the plans.
	You know, those things are really hard to find.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, that thing would be awesome, man.
	You guys could, like, you know, it'll be like having a little Spongebob character in your studio.
	Oh, holy shit.
	It'll be like the fish on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
	Like, we can make him part of the show and ask him questions and stuff.
	Yeah.
	I love this so much.
	You know, a fan reached out and he said, I have a pistol shrimp.
	Or I think it's the mantis shrimp that we wanted.
	And he's got like YouTube famous over it, just feeding it shit.
	Like, he'll have it battle other shrimp.
	Oh, yeah, because it'll kick a crab's head in and eat the guts.
	Yeah.
	So a fan of the show is like, yeah, I could help you out with that.
	So I'm going to contact you.
	Oh, cool, yeah, yeah.
	So that'll be there.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Proud of your pistol shrimp.
	They're such a cool animal.
	They really are.
	They create a vacuum when they kick that manifests air.
	Yeah, kind of bubble work.
	Who's that guy?
	This is Kyle.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	Hello.
	Brian?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Excellent to hear from you.
	You too, yeah.
	I'm on the show.
	All right, so let's get moving.
	Go on now.
	All right, this is going to have to get a lot better, a lot quicker.
	Kyle.
	Oh, shit.
	Sorry, I was watching the show.
	Drop it.
	I guess Mark.
	You are the show, man.
	I had a question about the good old days about Mike Keller.
	Remember that guy?
	Hmm.
	Name Rings a Bell.
	What was his deal again?
	Helen's brother?
	Was that like a David Cross situation?
	He unfriended you because you're a Nazi?
	I don't really remember him.
	Mike Keller.
	He did a little part in your movie.
	I guess he did a couple skits with you in your ad agency.
	Oh, oh.
	Is that the guy that died?
	No, he's still live.
	Oh.
	Yeah, he's got like a real Brooklyn kind of New York tough guy thing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that guy was awesome.
	No, I don't think he dumped me.
	Is that him?
	Well, he's still in New York.
	I don't know.
	So what's the question?
	I just thought I'd ask.
	I'm just wondering what happened.
	Why are you not friends with him anymore?
	I sort of knew him, but not anymore.
	Okay, well, we're still friends.
	Well, not friends, but I don't know.
	There wasn't a thing there.
	Nothing interesting.
	Thanks for calling.
	Mikey Kells.
	That call reeked.
	Miguel.
	Hold on, Miguel.
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yeah, man.
	You're listening to shitty music.
	Can you turn down your radio?
	My bad.
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yep.
	All right, bear with me.
	I'm a little cross-fated, but I got a hell of a question for you or something you might want to have your opinion on.
	I was thinking, why is Africa, Latin America, the Middle East, and Southeast Asia, on average, probably a little more disorderly or violent than their northern counterparts,
	like East Asia, Europe, Canada, USA, with the exclusion of Australia and New Zealand, of course.
	But I have been thinking that maybe World War II and lack of genocides or civil wars, you know, not being able to, like, think of Japan, right?
	How many reckless men died that didn't get to spread their seed in that culture?
	Mexico never had that.
	The Congo never had that.
	Well, Syria never had that.
	So we may still have those men among us.
	Mexico had the Aztecs eating each other.
	They had all that brutal slaughter.
	Does that not count?
	It really should.
	But I know when the Spaniards came through, they did a number on that.
	They were pretty brutal themselves.
	But I was just thinking, like, in Europe and Japan, why is it just so much more civil in terms of rape, death, maybe corruption?
	And I'm just trying to think, like, what happened the last two, three hundred years?
	Maybe something within our ancestors?
	I don't know.
	But it just, I don't want to put it all on, oh, well, you know, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, North America, just cooler climates.
	So maybe people are just more chill.
	Well, yeah, in cooler climates, I chilly think it's true.
	In cooler climates, you've got to be a little more organized and have, what's it called, gratification.
	You can't have instant gratification because if you eat all your stuff, then there's nothing to eat in January.
	So you have to be less impulsive to survive.
	And I'm sure that has something to do with it.
	I do think there's genetic repercussions for World War II.
	Like a lot of our bravest men couldn't spread their seed.
	But I think it's bigger than that.
	And it's the genetics of cold climates means, I don't know, more careful people.
	Because you can't just go grab a papaya off a tree when you're hungry.
	Yeah, I guess that's true.
	It just makes you think about Japan and how pussified they become and just...
	I don't know.
	They sent all their greatest men to die in the Pacific.
	And you know, how many Christians in Indonesia?
	I don't know if it was genetic.
	Look at China.
	They killed 80 million middle-class people.
	That has a genetic effect.
	How many...
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Computer, how many Japanese people died in World War II?
	There is no exact number of Japanese casualties during World War II, but historians estimate that between 2.5 to 3.1 million Japanese people died during the war.
	Okay, let me try that again.
	Between 2.1 million people and 3.
	Computer, how many Japanese soldiers died in World War II?
	2,120,000 Japanese soldiers are the casualties of World War II.
	Yeah, so I don't know.
	I don't feel like that's going to change the DNA of a civilization.
	Imagine it just said, not enough.
	That'd be funny if it said, a bunch.
	Who gives a shit?
	Ask me a real question.
	Oh, fuck.
	Thanks, Miguel.
	Will.
	Where there's a Will, there's a way.
	Hey, can you all hear me?
	Yeah.
	Oh, sweet Gavin, what's up, dude?
	Oh, sweet Gavin, what's up, dude?
	Hey, man, this is a fucking hard channel to get through.
	And the question that I have, you know, this is super ancient Chinese secret.
	But last year, I think it was last year, when y'all were originally free speech.tv and got flagged and had to change to censored.tv.
	Do you still have qualms, like a beef, with not being able to be free speech instead of her being censored instead of free speech.tv?
	Yeah, big beef.
	I'm fucking pissed off.
	I hate those fuckers.
	Don't they not use it?
	We found out they don't even use it?
	No, they, yeah, I don't think they even use it.
	But our copyright lawyers said that they think they were goading us by being super like weak and saying, hey, man, I think maybe you're not supposed to be using that.
	Hoping we'd go, fuck you, Sheen Core, bitch.
	And then they would eat us alive because they had a good case.
	But yeah, I really liked that URL.
	And I'm bummed I can't have it.
	Well, I've got to hear me out on this to maybe squash that piece.
	So you have the change to censored.tv, right?
	And your whole philosophy of the platform is that you are bringing on people who have become censored.
	They're censored on social media and YouTube and all that.
	So in a way, censored.tv is we are the censored of the internet.
	So we are coming here.
	We are the censored of the internet.
	Y'all ought to be censored.
	So henceforth, censored.tv.
	What do you think about that reasoning?
	Well, that's my reasoning, dude.
	Why don't you explain to the Mets that they're originally the Metropolitans, and the Mets is now an abbreviation of the New York Metropolitans?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	Thanks for telling me how I came up with censored.
	Well, great idea.
	I should get in a time machine and steal it back.
	I was about to say, the more important thing is you invented time travel, and you popped up in Gavin's brain a year ago.
	Obviously, that's what it means.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's the same as Alex.
	And it's not that original of an idea, too.
	Alex Jones' video is called Banned.video.
	He's clearly talking about his people being banned and himself.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Amazing insight.
	Jesus Christ.
	Hey, you know, when you had that magazine Vice, you could think of it as like it was, you know, sex and drugs and rock and roll, and those are considered vices.
	So it's like you guys are reporting on vices.
	Ouch.
	This is the guy, by the way, Mantis Shrimp.
	He's a fan of the show, and he has a mantis shrimp.
	So how often do you have to feed them?
	Because we're going to be gone on the weekends, right?
	True.
	It's literally like a loft.
	So they found a crayfish or something, and they're going to have to.
	I got to buy.
	I'm just buying crabs and shit.
	I'm not going crayfish hunting every fucking day.
	No, no, you don't need to.
	One of the best I've ever seen.
	This looks like a good bout.
	Oh, shoot.
	Did it even make it in?
	Oh, he's in there.
	Oh, I've seen this before.
	Yeah, this guy's channel is Nick SBF.
	And whack.
	He gets hundreds of thousands of views for his mantis shrimp.
	Just fucking just whacked his arm off.
	He's convulsing dude.
	He's convulsing.
	He's destroying him.
	Does that guy have an accent?
	He's convulsing.
	All right, y'all.
	Crayfish is...
	He's recovering in his corner right now.
	Mantis.
	Well, that's it.
	Nick SBF.
	We have on the line Morgan.
	Hi.
	Hi, Morgan.
	Hi.
	So I've been a hairdresser for like 13 years.
	And I have to say, like, the shutdown, after the shutdown, it was truly like being gay in the 50s.
	I found out I had so many conservative clients.
	Oh, really?
	I had them for 13 years, and I never knew any of their political stances until after that.
	And that's because they were pissed that they couldn't get their hair did?
	Absolutely.
	And then today I had a client.
	Now, I also found out that I have a lot of awful liberal clients, which is fine.
	But I had one today.
	I've been doing her hair for 12 years.
	And I told her, hey, I'm in Colorado, and there might be a shutdown on Friday.
	And I was like, hey, they might shut down on Friday, but I think they're going to keep hair swans open this time.
	Thinking that was great news because I got to keep my job.
	And she's like, oh, I can't believe that.
	That's only for the wealthy.
	Oh, that's so irritating.
	They say that in New York, too.
	They go, look, sorry restaurants are closed.
	Sorry, rich people.
	You can't go out for a fancy dinner.
	And you're like, how about the busboy, the dishwasher, the waitress, the bartender, the cook, the prep cook, the fucking 50 people working there?
	I know.
	And sorry.
	No, and then she went on to say, like, we started talking about something else because I wanted to get off the topic with her.
	And she told me, she's like, I just can't believe the conservatives right now.
	They're just so anti-America.
	Oh, great.
	These are the people, by the way, who there's been a big run on American flags since they all assumed Biden won.
	And I thought, why didn't you want an American flag before?
	And it's because they see Trump as, you know, ruining America and you can't be patriotic.
	Oh, this literature sucks.
	Absolutely.
	I just can't believe that that's what they think about us.
	It's absolutely amazing.
	I'm just looking forward to a civil war at this point because I'm like, it's so far apart.
	Just talking to my clients, like, I'm just like, wow, we just don't see anything the same anymore.
	It's crazy.
	So how are you surviving?
	What do you mean?
	Like, how are you putting food on your fridge?
	Well, luckily, I built up quite a good clientele and I was able to get, I hated it, but I had to get unemployment during the shutdown because we were shut down for six weeks over here.
	Jesus.
	And I didn't want to do any of my client pairs because I was afraid, you know, they could turn me in or what would happen to my license.
	And I'm terrified of that.
	But when I was able to get back in, business was booming.
	But now I have like my schedule's all messed up.
	But now with the second lockdown coming, if they do close down the salons again, I already got a salon set up in my house.
	I'm like, I'm not doing this again.
	So I got a chair.
	I got a mirror.
	I got it all here now.
	And once you do that, why go back?
	Well, I was going to do that after the shutdown.
	I was like, screw it.
	I'm just going to work here because I still had to pay booth rent.
	So the entire time it was shut down, I still had to pay to keep my chair at my salon so they wouldn't close their doors.
	Holy shit.
	So not only were you not making money, but you were paying other people to not make money.
	Absolutely.
	And we tried to talk to our landlord about like, you know, hey, can you give us any like leniency on this?
	And the owner of the building was like, no, I got to make my bills.
	You have to make yours.
	I don't care if you're shut down.
	That's intense.
	What a fucking mess.
	So now, are you doing okay?
	I'm doing much better.
	I mean, I definitely have lost some clients, though, and I have to come in sometimes like at 7 o'clock in the morning to do people who are really freaked out.
	They wear double masks.
	It's just dealing with like a thousand different kind of personalities.
	I don't talk to any of my coworkers anymore because they all hate me because I talk about it at my salon all day long.
	You know, the secret to becoming a wealthy and successful hairdresser is to not do Coke.
	You guys have too much cash in your hands at the end of the day.
	That, and you'd be too jittery, trust me.
	That sounds like a hip-hop.
	Yeah, I know.
	David Cho's first love.
	She was a hairdresser, and she was Asian and never did Coke or partied.
	And she had, like when we were all 25, she had a massive house.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Absolutely.
	I'm only 30.
	I own, we've now bought our second house.
	We're looking to buy our third house here, hopefully soon.
	I think we're going to move to Texas because we're just over it here.
	Colorado is shifted completely.
	And I even have a conspiracy that Colorado always used to be purple.
	And we started doing mail-in ballots years ago.
	And now we've always been Democrats.
	Huh.
	Also, it's also these Dems who move to wonderful places like that.
	Like Arizona got infiltrated with Californians.
	Texas getting infiltrated with Californians.
	You know, my neighborhood in Westchester, it was red all for decades, right up until the 90s.
	And then these libs go, wow, those schools are really good up there.
	They move in, they vote for socialist politicians and ruin the place.
	And then they move on.
	They're like locusts.
	It is.
	It's awful.
	I had a client that just moved here from California, like, I don't know, a couple months ago.
	And her daughter goes to college here now.
	And her daughter is in a dorm here.
	And she's telling me that she's so happy that her daughter rats out all of the parties in the dorm.
	Oh, fantastic.
	And how proud she is.
	I just, ugh.
	Thanks.
	You come across as a bitch.
	That's great lessons she's learning.
	All right, thanks for calling, Carla.
	That was fun.
	Don't California, my Montana.
	Yeah.
	But isn't it funny how Michelle Malkin, when I told her all the shit that was going on in my life, like when things were really bad a few years ago, and she goes, I warned you about this.
	You know, you got to come to Colorado where we don't have, that's why I came out here.
	Nothing but peace.
	And then cut to two years later, she's getting attacked on the streets, screaming, lunatics everywhere.
	Like, you can't really run from this shit.
	We'll see what happens with all these people who flee to Texas.
	So yeah, this was the couple loose ends here.
	The Kendrick Lamar thing, it was taken from this interview with Daddy.
	And then, or the system fighting.
	That looks like you there.
	Like, young you.
	At those Sutherland Eyebrows?
	That's what I believe.
	So I don't know what part, but it's in there somewhere.
	It's Kendrick Lamar's The Heart.
	Okay.
	Next we have Thomas.
	Thomas.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, what's up?
	How are you doing?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hello, can you hear us?
	Dude.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, yeah.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey.
	Okay, I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Hey, so, okay.
	I remember a while back, you were talking about how the chicks who are good at stuff that dudes do are always lesbians.
	Yes.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	I got to tell you, so I'm a welder.
	And I got to tell you, that's 100% true with welding.
	Every single chick welder I've ever worked with is always a dyke.
	And I'm not talking like a lipstick lesbian, like hardcore dykes.
	Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	What about the chick in the movie Flash Dance?
	She was straight.
	True.
	Flashdance.
	I've never seen that movie.
	Oh, well, it's this super hot welder who's like 110 pounds and incredibly sexy.
	And she's also in the day a badass welder that like builds skyscrapers.
	And you're just watching it going, get the fuck out of here.
	That's a movie, you know.
	Okay, so there was one.
	There's been one that was actually pretty attractive, okay?
	And I went to school with her, actually.
	I went to welding school with her.
	And she was like, she's like kind of biased.
	She's like that cute kind of tomboy chick, right?
	Yeah.
	And so I went to school with her.
	And she was always like at school.
	She's always like, fuck you guys.
	I hate men, you know.
	But then I ended up a couple years later out of school, I ended up working on a job with her, right?
	And we kind of hit it off.
	We'd be like working, and she was like kind of like my helper because, like, let's face it, the chick still kind of suck.
	And she was like my helper.
	And I'd be like, hey, hey, toss me those dyke.
	You know, I think, does that offend you?
	You know, because dyke's like a tool, you know.
	And so like, I end up like hitting it off with her, kind of, you know, we end up hanging out.
	And I was totally trying to bang her.
	And she's kind of like this type of chick that like loves getting attention, you know.
	So I'd go out and like have drinks with her and shit.
	And she loved all the attention.
	I'd go out and get drinks with her.
	There was this other lesbian chick, Alex, that she was, that was trying to bang her as well, right?
	So we're both, me and this chick, Alex, are both trying to bang this bi chick, right?
	And like, we end up becoming friends.
	And like one night, like, we're out having drinks, and she, like, the other chick, Laura, she ends up going and like, she's, like, flirting with some other fucking lesbian, you know, because she just like loved getting attention.
	So me and Alex just like get wasted.
	We're all just like, fuck, you know.
	And next thing I know, I get blacked out drunk, and I wake up, and Alex is like this, like, total butch kind of lesbian chick, like, not a bad body, you know, but like, probably, like, fucking, like, like, taped her breath down type of chick, you know.
	And I fucking wake up.
	I'm in this parking garage, and this total, like, butch dying chick is fucking the shit out of me in her car.
	And I'm like, what the fuck?
	And like, for the first time in my life, I actually felt like kind of like a girl that was like violated.
	Like, I was like, what just fucking happened here?
	It was like tables turned.
	Take it easy.
	Take it easy.
	You're rubbing me too fast.
	You're going to wear it off.
	Right.
	I was like, what just happened to me today?
	You've hurt me today.
	Well, sometimes lesbians, I mean, I know David Cross's sister is a lesbian.
	And her and her girlfriend used to take home guys and just use them as human dildos and ride them and sit on their face and whatever.
	And they'd be making out with each other.
	And then they'd be like, get out of here.
	And he would go home, probably like shivering and go home in the shower and with his arms wrapped around his knees crying.
	Well, that's the thing.
	She was all like freaked out to her.
	She was like, don't tell anyone.
	She's like, I'm like a true blue lesbian.
	I've never been with a guy.
	I'm like, what do you care?
	You guys like fissed each other.
	Yeah, you're not really known for your security, ladies.
	Right, right.
	But hey, just want to say, you, man, 2016, I was a fucking Bernie bro.
	And like, you guys and the mainstream media being nuts, you know, brought me over to the side of reason and rationality.
	So I got to thank you for that, bud.
	You turn around!
	Welcome aboard, my friend.
	Welcome aboard.
	All right.
	Have a good night.
	All right.
	Keep up the good work.
	I finally got one good drawing out of this.
	It's been a challenge today.
	Sometimes the Zen is not with the.
	Did you know this?
	What?
	Blazing Saddles.
	Kansas City Faggots.
	Where's your spirit?
	I don't already know.
	Yes, we've already shown us on the show, Ryan.
	So isn't that what that's from?
	No, I don't think so.
	Because what are you showing us something we've already discussed on the show?
	Well, the Fag Capital of the World.
	Regarding Fag Capital of the World.
	Yeah.
	You don't remember that?
	No, I remember somebody mentioning it, but not watching the clip.
	We watched the fucking clip.
	Ow.
	We got...
	Brian.
	Brian?
	Dude, I didn't say my name was Brian.
	I said Ryan's not gay, which was obviously a lie because we all know you're a fag.
	How dare you?
	Continue.
	But hey, speaking of Ryan, I was curious.
	We all know, obviously, that he's a fag.
	We all know the shitty stuff.
	But Kevin, I was wondering what you found redeeming about Ryan, because there's obviously a reason you keep him around.
	He does good imitations.
	Imitations.
	He does a good Tony Soprano, Tim Poole, and Donald Trump.
	If he ever was unable to do those, he would be out that fucking door so fast his shoes would fall off.
	My shoe?
	Clean your shoes.
	That's fair.
	I mean, the impressions are probably the best part of Ryan, I would say.
	Yeah.
	Although, I don't know.
	He seems like a nice guy.
	Nice doesn't cut it in this world, Bucko.
	Me versus me.
	Well, clearly it does for you somehow.
	Oh, thank you.
	No, not really.
	Nice is for fags.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Last thing.
	I want to say, I want to say Lauren Chen is a 10.
	Don't have me.
	Wait, what?
	Wait, what was that?
	Lauren Chen is a 10.
	Don't add me.
	Don't.
	Yeah, she is shocking.
	And you know what's funny about her?
	She's so intelligent that when you say, like, you're a 10, she'll go, I mean, I could go as low as an 8.9, but yes, I recognize that.
	Like, she's very clinical about her beauty.
	Well, and she doesn't dress like a whore.
	She's not out there faunting.
	She's very intelligent.
	She's smart.
	She's gorgeous.
	She's perfect, really.
	Someone's got a crush.
	Yeah, she is a catch.
	Absolutely.
	She's taking you, dog.
	Although, I feel like if you're a little bit more...
	Well, weren't you just talking earlier about cheating's fine?
	Fair point.
	I think she's married or she's about engaged.
	That's true.
	That's different.
	That's different.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Peace.
	Okay.
	Call screening failed.
	So this is a put-purri mystery call.
	Okay.
	Hi, my name's Lolly.
	Lolly?
	L-O-L-I?
	Why?
	Not I. I is for fags.
	Okay.
	There's no I on fags.
	So I was going to call in last week, but something came up, but I have a Vietnam story.
	Oh, what do you got?
	Were you there too, like me?
	I have seen Saving Private Ryan.
	That is World War II, though.
	Have you seen A Thin Red Line?
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	Okay, yeah.
	Yeah, that's my favorite one.
	But this is about my grandpa.
	So it's on my dad's side.
	He's dead now, but not from the war.
	So he, like you keep on talking about, he never really talked about it much.
	So we didn't really know what happened when he was there.
	So my dad went to a funeral recently, and my grandpa's best friend happened to be there.
	And so he was, you know, telling the story.
	He said, like, my grandpa was an orphan and everything.
	And that friend's family took him in.
	And then they both got drafted.
	Like, they were enlisted.
	That's amazing right there.
	So he, so my grandpa apparently had beef with an officer.
	And like they never physically fought or anything, but they just like, they did not fuck with each other.
	So one night my grandpa was standing guard and someone was walking up to him.
	And it was dark, so he couldn't see who it was.
	And he wasn't wearing anything that like indicated that he was American or on our side or anything.
	And then my grandpa kept asking who it was and they never announced who they were.
	So as per protocol, he shot him and he ended up dying.
	And it turns out it was the officer he had beef with.
	So it looked really sketchy, obviously.
	So they sent him to like whatever the equivalent of jail is in the military or whatever.
	So after a few days, after a few days with my grandpa there, he gets approached by like basically men and black guys.
	And they said something along the lines of, you are exactly what we need.
	You're an orphan and you fucked up big time.
	So they took him and my grandpa's friend that he did not see him for the next three and a half years and he went completely radio silent.
	Wow.
	Whoa.
	So that was your grandpa?
	That was my grandpa.
	Your grandpa went radio silent for three years.
	Yeah.
	And he just got, they came to the jail and they're just like, all right, you fucked up big time and, you know, you don't really have a family and shit.
	So we're taking you.
	And so what do you think?
	Do you think he was some sort of like super assassin spy?
	I don't know.
	Well, see, here's the kicker.
	His friend also said that my grandpa would go out during battle and cut fuckers up for fun.
	That's the point when he was, he would like, you know, he was apparently like a pretty crazy guy.
	Like he would take like knives out and shit and fuck people up.
	Jesus Christ.
	Yeah, we do need more guys like that.
	I mean, that's what we're up against.
	In Afghanistan, they'll take a soldier, they'll eat his heart, they'll cut off his fingers and sell them in the local markets.
	So there's literally a market for dead American soldiers.
	So if they're playing that kind of hardball, we should be playing it too.
	Seriously, I mean, and I was just, it was mind-blowing to hear this because like he like said like one or two stories, but we never knew if they were true because like we think he had a form of PTSD.
	And so we're like, we don't know if he like watched a movie and he thought that that was what happened.
	Not to disparage your ranking as a veteran, you know, watching movies.
	That's fine.
	That's fine.
	But it was always, it was never really like, you know, we just thought he went and it was, you know, just whatever.
	But hearing that from his, you know, childhood best friend was like, I just have my, like the only memories I have of him is like watching Curious George with him because he died when I was like nine or ten.
	So I don't know.
	Do you realize that this is only the beginning, my dear?
	You now have a whole world of shit to unfold.
	I would even hire a detective to help you.
	Like we need to find out what the fuck was going on here.
	This is not, this is the very, this is page one of the story.
	Oh, I know.
	And it's so spooky.
	Like I am so I like when I heard that, I was just so, I think I was high when my mom called me and told me.
	So I was like, what the fuck?
	I wonder if you could get some information through the Freedom of Information Act.
	I don't know.
	I mean, it sounds like class, like, I mean, you wouldn't, he wouldn't disappear for three years and like not talk about shit unless it was like real hardcore shit.
	Like it wasn't, I don't know.
	I just, I don't know if I'd be able to find out much more.
	I mean, I'm 100% willing to try, but it just, it sounds like, you know, pretty intense shit.
	Try, figure it all out, and call us back when you have this awesome, cool story about your assassin grandpa.
	I will.
	Also, I was at the march, and I didn't know Ryan was there until after the fact.
	Oh, that sucks.
	Probably could have fucked him.
	I know.
	I wanted to keep the faggot, but funny thing is, I got into a screaming match with one of the Antifa cunts.
	And the next day, I wake up and go on Daily Mail, and I saw she was arrested.
	Nice.
	That's awesome.
	I mean, it was so funny.
	I got so pissed off there when I saw Antifa.
	Like, I was just going to keep it cool, but when I saw them, I just completely fucking lost it.
	And it was honestly really therapeutic because, I mean, just screaming at those fuckers, like, really, it takes a lot off your chest.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They're horrible people.
	And that weekend was our weekend.
	Like, we took the narrative back.
	Anyone who still believes the bullshit is willfully ignorant.
	It was a victory for us.
	Oh, I know.
	I saw Proud Boys there, and I started singing Proud of Your Boy.
	And they gave me weird look because, like, I'm probably not supposed to be singing that, but I don't know.
	I was just happy to see him.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I liked you more than a friend.
	Cool.
	Also, J.B. Beverly's watching.
	He says, the gun is a Winchester.
	Chesterfield in America is a cigarette.
	Ah, okay.
	Fuck.
	I have made a mistake.
	Sam.
	Sam and Bran Muffins.
	Hello, Sam.
	Does it do anything?
	Yeah, it's a talking to people device.
	Action?
	I was calling about...
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	I was calling about Mark Levin and the elections, but the teacher that called just reminded me that apparently Biden's person that he's going to put in charge of the Department of Education is pretty tight with the union, so anything that was done in the direction of school choice is definitely going to be undone if that ends up being the case.
	Yeah, that's too bad because that's New York City's only future, only hope is charter schools.
	Yes, I was listening to Mark Levin's analysis on Pennsylvania recently, and it sounds like if there isn't any progress through the courts, we're relying on the Republican legislatures in a number of different states,
	and I don't necessarily see them having the courage to really do anything, these Republicans and these legislatures.
	And with your experience on how people can pussy out from pressure under the left, I wanted to hear your thoughts on that.
	Well, didn't we just see this a few days ago in Michigan?
	They said, or was it Georgia?
	No, Michigan.
	They said...
	Michigan, yeah.
	They were about to stand up for not certifying it, and then they basically got called racist, and then they buckled.
	They buckled like in hours.
	In fact, on my Instagram feed, I see the Hodge twins going, hey, we got some great news.
	As of right now, they're auditing the votes.
	And then, like, the next post, it was only an hour later, and they go, oh, they chickened out.
	They got doxxed.
	The two whistleblowers got doxed and they're reneging.
	So I'm not optimistic anymore.
	Yeah, so.
	I am.
	Okay.
	Bye.
	I got weird.
	But Mark Levin is the guy to listen to, if you want.
	The updates.
	I just think this third possibility of proving unequivocally beyond the shadow of a doubt the election was stolen and also Biden getting in is a possibility.
	Just like the Astros in the World Series.
	And not like the Mets who earned their victory when they were the World Series champs.
	Look at that.
	What year?
	Oh, we don't have to dwell on the year.
	The point is that World Series champs, okay?
	All right.
	Year.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's memorize every year.
	Oh, the year is so important.
	But we do have a computer.
	What matters is that they're World Series champs.
	We have an Alexa.
	We don't have to get into wasting electricity.
	All I would have to do is say, computer, when did the Mets win the World Series?
	That's all I would have to say.
	I don't think that we have time to be dwelling on particular sports dates.
	What if it's a sports trivia show?
	I heard the number, but dude, I didn't know.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	And so the point is, if I'm president, Betsy DeVos's whole notion from charter schools to this are gone.
	Cool.
	Way to go.
	Guess who gets punched in the gut with that?
	Not my kids who go to fancy schools, not kids who go to private schools, kids in the hood.
	Son of a bitch.
	All right, we got Alan.
	Alan!
	Yeah, Alan.
	Oh, for fuck's sake, Alan.
	How are you, pretty people today?
	They're good.
	Yeah, good?
	Okay, cool.
	So I'm calling to, if you guys want to hear, so Gielen made a protest in my town.
	I live in Edmonton, Alberta.
	I don't know if you guys know it, but speaking of Edmonton, Alberta, does Gavin like SNFU?
	Did he know that G Pig died?
	Oh, I didn't know he died.
	No, I love SNFU.
	This was my first punk show in 1983 or 4, and we opened for them.
	Oh, was that right?
	Yeah, he was cool.
	I saw him many, many times.
	He was a fixture in Edmonton, but he's been living in Vancouver.
	He died quite some months ago in Vancouver.
	And they actually picked that.
	Anyways, I don't know what I'm calling about.
	But maybe we didn't know that.
	Well, he was doing lots of drugs, wasn't he?
	You know, I have a friend who's very, very close to him, but I wasn't.
	I don't know.
	From what I read, yes.
	He looked like shit.
	He looked like Manson, kind of.
	Yeah, but he was sweet.
	I was in his presence once, and I think I'm not sure if it was the schizophrenia or something.
	So he was rather quiet and more into himself, so he wouldn't speak.
	But he seemed like a sweet person.
	He actually has a similar kind of thing to Ryan.
	Ryan is a good-looking guy.
	Thank you.
	And Benchi, I guess, was, I guess he was okay.
	But I think they share a bit of looks, don't you think, Gavin?
	Well, yeah, all chinks look the same.
	Yeah, that's an easy way to...
	It's true.
	Yeah, anyways, Gavin, so anyways, in Edmonton, PLM made a protest, and I saw on Facebook people were circulating the...
	So it's called White Folks Guide to Protesting.
	Would you like to hear some of these?
	Yes, please.
	Okay, so number one, follow calls.
	Okay, so here's the interdirective.
	If you are, I'm sorry if my voice is trembling, I'm pretty excited about calling you.
	I have a lot of respect for you, too.
	Even though I called three times before and I was treated really badly, but I like you anyway.
	Well, I'm a big fan of pasta.
	Aren't you Italian?
	Oh, yeah.
	I think you flipped, but if it's okay, I don't take offense to anybody who pisses a bed at your age.
	So don't worry about it.
	White folks guide to protesting.
	So here it is.
	If you are a white person considering joining a protest this week, here's the list of rules put together for you.
	Friends of color, if they have forgotten anything else, please add.
	Number one, follow calls only.
	Do not initiate or elite calls.
	Your job is to follow and add your voice when it is called for.
	Anyways, two, three, four.
	Number four is follow directions.
	If a black person tells you To do something, you do it immediately without question.
	You respect the authority and the decisions of the black protesters at all times.
	So that's one.
	That's pretty cool.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Can you imagine a list like that for black people?
	Hey, black people, if you're out protesting with us, first of all, do exactly what you're told when white people tell you to.
	The root is unbelievable, though.
	Like, does anyone with any kind of a brain read the root?
	Sometimes these articles will leak onto something like USA Today or Yahoo News, but it's a fucking joke.
	Here's one.
	Yeah, it's I think that the concession would be to go with a black friend and just ask him to command me, you know, things like Boeing, BLM, or send it out to take his orders.
	Is this article from the root?
	Because that's what Ryan just pulled up.
	Separate article.
	Oh, is that right?
	I don't know.
	It was in Edmonton.
	So maybe it is.
	It was in Edmonton.
	So all the guitar players in the world who play better than Ryan automatically play better than Jim Hendrix as well?
	Yes.
	Yep.
	Well, it depends.
	I mean, if they tech, I mean, there's skill and there's like finesse, style.
	He's got more style than I do, of course.
	He has what they call like kind of like a miraculous gift to like just flow naturally.
	So you can't, it's really hard to replicate his.
	No, it's not technicality.
	It's the flavor in which he plays.
	It's his style.
	It's not his skills.
	That's right.
	Well, there's dexterity and musicality.
	And the musicality is that artistic touch, that maestrosity, which would you play?
	So you said, so are you saying that you're playing better than him just for the time?
	I have a more diverse range of skills, also with style.
	Okay.
	Also with flavors.
	Thank you for calling.
	You know, we're reliving one of the most boring moments I ever had with Ryan, and I don't really know.
	I'm starting a music group, and we're going to meet on Thursdays.
	It's for Zoom.
	So if you're interested, Ryan at censored.tv if you play music and you want to talk about it.
	Trying to keep music alive.
	Ray.
	Music's dying.
	No, rock is dying.
	Ray Smith.
	My son's on the cover of a magazine.
	You know what we're going to have to do with this show, Ryan?
	Just cut it off at half an hour.
	Yep.
	And could you do a read, though?
	Yeah, okay.
	And then we'll push that in there.
	Go ahead, sir.
	I just wanted to reiterate something that you said last week.
	You touched upon it.
	I think it's really key.
	What is with this meme of the whole, oh, she got raped and she was asking for it because she was dressed that way?
	Where did that come from?
	You mentioned like it's from the 1950s.
	I honestly, has that ever been said?
	Has there ever been a time in history where we tolerated sexual assault based on, like, it just seems so far-fetched.
	I don't understand it.
	I mean, maybe in the 50s, maybe some girl when miniskirts first started or short shorts first started.
	Maybe there was some uptight white-haired judge in like 1962 who mentioned it.
	But it's not the kind of thing your dad says.
	It's not the kind of thing you hear in real life.
	So they're once again, and feminists do this all the time.
	They rebel against the most ridiculous things.
	Like they go, well, I'm sorry, but I just think women are as valuable as men.
	And you go, ooh, I really disagree with that.
	What a dumb thing.
	That was the entirety of that Kyle video.
	They're just stating simple truths and acting like there's nothing more irritating to me personally than somebody who acts like they're protesting a system when they're actually just upholding that power structure.
	You know, it's just, they're full of it.
	Yeah, it's infuriating because they're talking to you like a child, but they're the ones with this juvenile thinking.
	Yep, Sally has eight blocks.
	Johnny has one block.
	Yeah, fuck them.
	All right, thanks for calling, dude.
	It is such a dumb notion, too.
	Like, even in the 50s, you'd say, like, well, she was dressed slutty, and you'd go, oh, was she flirting with men and stuff?
	No, no, no, but she had on a sexy outfit.
	Like, even any basic lawyer at any time in history would go, well, I mean, the clothes she was wearing were legal clothes.
	And, you know, maybe if she was like, it had a sign that said, fuck me, and had been fucking anyone who walked up to her.
	And then she decided the fifth guy, she didn't like it halfway through.
	But that's never, that's how ridiculous I have to go to make that nut bar thing seem like it makes sense.
	Don't let me do blowies or anal.
	It's another hat.
	By the way, we have great merch that just came in too.
	We have Out for Bud Coasters.
	Oh, cool.
	I got to get those.
	By the way, just because I wear this hat doesn't mean that you can't give me shots or Coke.
	So what I'm wearing has nothing to do with the criminal charges.
	I'm still a free person.
	I got to work on that analogy.
	Oh, yeah.
	So look at that.
	Out for bud coasters.
	Fun.
	Ooh, dude, you could even sign those and like just put that on the thing.
	Okay.
	Right?
	I don't get like signatures.
	People like you.
	I know it makes art more valuable, but it just seems so fucking gay.
	And then also, there's a big shirt that I really want that fucking rules.
	Oh, that's just as big.
	And that old font we used to use.
	Milo's face, that's hilarious.
	I want that.
	I don't think he's kidding, dude.
	You're right.
	You're absolutely right.
	All right, we got...
	Oh, do you want to do a read?
	I hope you patch it.
	Well, I'll just do the read at the very end, and then you can patch it back to the half-hour mark.
	Okay.
	What were you going to say?
	This Mila Show better be good on Friday.
	We've had a few stinkers in a row.
	Tea.
	I learned that from my girlfriend.
	She's younger than I am.
	What does it mean?
	I don't know.
	It's like just drama or like gossip.
	Tea, like spilling tea.
	You just say tea.
	Oh, I get it.
	That's kind of fun.
	Got attacked by BLM this weekend in Washington, D.C. He's been waiting for an hour and 16.
	Sorry.
	All right.
	What's going on, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Yeah, I was there.
	Yeah, I was there this weekend with one friend of mine.
	We drove all the way from Pennsylvania.
	We just kind of impulsively showed up And it was epic.
	We got immediately swarmed.
	It was kind of my fault.
	I had a few drinks.
	I mean, we got there mad late, so we pretty much missed the Crowboys and everything.
	This is on Saturday?
	We got there at about 7.
	Sorry?
	This is on Saturday?
	You got around 7 p.m.
	Yeah, we got there at like 7 p.m.
	That's when that's when Antifa starts.
	Yeah, so I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
	And we got there.
	I made a really dumb move, but later on, pretty much got the whole shitstorm started.
	Basically, had a few drinks in me.
	My buddy and I both did.
	And we're just like walking through the crowd of nothing but Biden, Antifa, BLM.
	And I got pissed off at how arrogant they all were just standing around and there was no Trump supporters and stuff.
	And I just started yelling, MAGA!
	MAGA!
	And immediately we got surrounded.
	They were, everybody, like all the BLM guys were like bumping into me, trying to get me to swing on them.
	Everybody was calling me Nazi, racist, this and that.
	The cops had to come in and basically escort us out.
	And then, yeah, it was crazy.
	And then we got Trump hats that a black dude sold us, by the way.
	And we did another round and passed through the crowd again.
	This time, they actually attacked us.
	Had at least three people try to assault me.
	They threw bottles at us.
	We have it on video.
	I actually sent it to Ryan on Twitter.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I got you on here.
	Spartan owner won.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The bottles, were they like plastic water bottles?
	Yeah, plastic water bottles.
	And do you think there was water in them or was it piss or something?
	Thankfully, it was just water.
	I had the privilege to taste some of it, and it was just water.
	People were saying bleach.
	I heard bleach was being thrown around.
	All right, let's check out your video.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thank you.
	Later.
	Okay, here we go.
	How to have fun with Antifa BLM at the White House and the account Spartan ownership.
	Protest, talk about the election fraud.
	Raise awareness about that.
	They were, yeah, it was like 80 to 1.
	Oh, I know that guy.
	Yeah.
	Bucket hat guy.
	We showed a little, we watched this after the show, I believe.
	Yeah.
	He did this really funny interview with this Proud Boy hating guy.
	That one's pretty funny.
	Yeah, they just stare at that.
	They just sort of dance around at the edge of Antifa.
	Yeah.
	Look at this crowd of...
	I don't know what you're going.
	It's pretty intense.
	Funny stuff.
	Can we show that Proud Boys?
	Sure.
	That's a funny one.
	It's quick.
	Let's take it back.
	I don't even think Trump is the baddest guy in the country.
	I think it's that medium.
	Do you think Biden's better?
	Yes, I do.
	Why?
	I think Biden is better because he has not told the Proud Boys to stand by and stand back.
	Why are the Prowboys bad?
	Because the Prowboys are actually like a white supremacist group.
	So are there any Proud Boys that are not of white descent?
	I'm sure there are.
	I'm sure there are.
	So how does that make sense?
	Like of big, like of, like, when the Prowboys were founded, it was a white supremacy group.
	Who founded the Prowboys?
	I don't know.
	So, why are there so many Proud Boys that are not of white descent?
	Why are there so many?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what...
	I don't know what their, I don't know what their motive is to join that group.
	So you don't know what their motive is, yet you're very confident that they're white supremacists?
	Can I ask you, are you part of the Prowboys?
	I'm a level one Prowboy.
	I don't even know what the hell that means.
	It means that I did the bare minimum requirement to become a level one.
	Good luck.
	Yeah, but I'm just trying to ask you what you know about it.
	Low-team.
	I'd like to have breakfast duster.
	What do you say?
	I'd like to...
	Well, I'd like to do some more research.
	I'd like to do some more research.
	Dude, I'm confused too, man.
	That makes both of us.
	We're fucking confused soldiers on the ground.
	Like, what the fuck's going on?
	I have that same sweater that guy has.
	To be completely honest with you.
	To be completely honest.
	Yeah.
	That should tell you something, Ryan.
	That guy has great style, but awful judgment.
	He's obviously a pathetic little beta cuck loser, and you guys have the same clothes.
	I wear it.
	So this is very good.
	I'd be a Chadna too.
	We're happy with that.
	That'll be on the chopping block.
	And then this is for my cop pal.
	It's a recreation of the oink oink you monster shirt, just with the story.
	You know there's a word for that?
	A paliseman.
	With the story around it.
	I hope he appreciates that.
	I hope it makes up for losing the other one.
	We got Adam.
	Hey, so while we're...
	Hey, you can hear me?
	The Leonard Skinner, 1977 Oakland Coliseum video.
	You should play him that in the background while I explain.
	Go ahead, what is that?
	Last week.
	Yeah, 1977 Oakland Coliseum, Leonard Skinner.
	Do y'all like Leonard Skinner?
	Yeah, I love Leonard Skinner.
	Yeah, Leonard Skinner's good.
	And so anybody say, interview this dude, Artemis Powell, who made this movie, even though he was being sued by Leonard Skinner, saying you can't make this movie because he completely made up the story.
	And it's actually going to be, well, it's actually out.
	And I watched the preview and I thought that you can make up a movie just based on your own reality because I've seen other interviews with other people that were there.
	And this guy just basically created this on his own.
	But this is a new movie.
	So it's like Stolen Valor, but it's Stolen Skinny.
	Yeah, exactly.
	This is a movie for you, veteran McGuinness.
	The greatest beer run ever: a true story of friendship greater than war.
	Have you heard this?
	Read this book?
	They're making it into a movie by a New York guy, John Chick Donahue, who, yeah, this is an awesome video.
	But anyways, John Chick was a guy in New York.
	Anyways, they're making a movie about this guy's story.
	And again, they're saying it's kind of made up.
	But at the same time, I don't know.
	My question is, if you have your own view of history and your own, you know, shouldn't you be able to make any kind of movie you want?
	So wait a minute.
	This Greatest Beer Run Ever is a war story and it's a stolen valor story?
	Well, I don't believe so.
	But what the thing is, the director who's going to be putting out this movie is the guy that did Green Book in 2019, Peter Farley.
	And the people that were involved with the actual story say, oh, no, that was a good idea.
	Okay, which, dude, you're frustrating me here.
	Maybe it's the Southern Drawl.
	Which is the lie?
	Well, apparently the Leonard Skinner story that this guy, Arnold's Powell, was sued, did not make this movie way back in.
	There's even the artist movie.
	But he didn't go on a beer run.
	The beer run is a separate thing?
	Yeah.
	Sorry, you're breaking.
	Yeah, I think he was referencing two separate things.
	So the guy with Skynard, he was criticized because he's just coming out with this movie about how maybe some things were kind of embellished or whatever, so it's not completely true to history.
	So this other guy made this The Greatest Bureau and Ever.
	It's a war story, but people are kind of questioning the validity of that because it's kind of like, is it in his head or is it like his retelling of reality?
	And should you be able to just, if that's the way you see things.
	No, that's lying.
	History is not fiction.
	Exactly, exactly.
	It's facts.
	But if you're involved in any of these stories, you should know, shut up.
	Okay, I got to go.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for calling.
	They run a little slow in the South.
	I mean, not dumb, just, you know.
	No, but if you're involved in any of these stories, you should fight for the truth, but also accept that, like, I was an integral part of New York City in the early aughts.
	I was the guy who did vice.
	I was the one documenting everything.
	I was the sort of platform.
	Social media wasn't even that big back then.
	And now, because I'm Satan, every time they do a book or a story or a movie about those days, I'm carefully airbrushed out.
	Stalinism.
	And you should be prepared for that.
	Because that could happen to you.
	See how this green book is so fucking annoying.
	It's about a stupid white, dumb moron and an erudite black pianist who's so smart.
	And the guy's writing his letter to his girlfriend, the white guy.
	And he's like, why are you writing that letter?
	Oh, yeah.
	It's going to arrive after you do.
	And he goes, I'm just trying to get my thoughts on paper.
	And then he reads the guy's letter and he's like, laughs at his silly metaphors.
	And it's just like, if the races were reversed, it would be the most racist movie ever made.
	Is that the one with the scene where the guy's like, yeah, he's like in some scrubby pajamas and the other guy's got like some nice...
	No, he's wearing an undershirt at the motel.
	And then black guy comes in.
	He has his own perfectly tailored pajamas.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Skinner's footage looks great.
	So same thing with Hunter S. Thompson, too.
	You theorize that maybe a lot of that shit's just a little bit more.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think a lot of his book, his Hell's Angels book, is bullshit.
	I'm not disparaging.
	I think that's why they beat the shit out of him.
	Not disparaging southern people.
	I made it sound like they're not slow, but they have a different pace.
	Everybody knows that.
	New Yorkers are a little fast.
	Wolfgang fast.
	Let's go.
	Okay, wait, wait.
	Wolfgang.
	Clicking it.
	It's loading.
	Wolfgang.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	So, Wolfgang Van Halen.
	Yes, yes.
	Named after two of humanity's greatest musical geniuses.
	And he just has zero talent at all.
	So boring.
	That's got to suck pretty bad for him.
	Yeah, and that.
	I saw that Tim Poole went on Ben Shapiro's show last week.
	And I can't imagine two more annoying voices being together in the same fucking contest.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, if that's how you feel, then, you know, you got to make your decision.
	And that's something you're going to stand by.
	Basically, at the end of the day, facts don't care about your feelings.
	So, I mean, you can go out there, you can do protests, you can rally with Trump, of course.
	Yeah, man.
	I mean, totally.
	You want to go out there?
	You want to have a riot?
	I get it.
	I told Ben.
	Yeah.
	I told Ben, I said, dude, before you do a show, have a small glass of whiskey and then go, ah, like into a pillow or something for 10 minutes.
	One of the reasons I sound so incredibly cool is because at the gym in the mornings, I'm going, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	And by the time I get here, I'm like, hey man, what's going on?
	Welcome back to the show.
	We have some really badass shit for you to play today, starting with Motorhead, this song called Ace of Spades.
	Exactly.
	One more thing, one more thing before I go, before I go.
	Ryan, you got to go to Bolsonaro, the Brazilian president.
	You got to go to his Twitter page and see what he posted today.
	It's pretty fucking funny.
	It's a video.
	Load writing.
	What was it called?
	Stop being a fag.
	The caption is like bomb video and it's like B-O-M with no B at the end.
	Thanks for calling, sir.
	We'll check it out.
	I feel like gay is coming back.
	The kind of gay that we used in high school.
	Like, go home, you're gay.
	And Bolsonaro is saying, you're being fags.
	You're gay, go home.
	I think with the gays and lesbians putting so much attention onto trans, they sort of let down their defenses.
	And now we see an opening.
	We're like, oh, good, we can say fag again.
	You're too obsessed with trans.
	Is this it?
	What's up?
	This is boring and stupid.
	It's my happy thing.
	Why am I watching this?
	I feel like this isn't a...
	I'm getting mad.
	Yeah, that can't be it.
	It's gotta be.
	I think that's my fault.
	Combination of Ryan's shittiness.
	Oh, that picture?
	Yeah.
	Where they make him super squat?
	Yeah, I saw that, and I didn't register.
	I didn't even include it in my notes.
	Why are we watching this?
	Someone shrank the ratio, size ratio.
	With him retweeting, I guess he's got that kind of sense of humor.
	He's like, that's pretty funny.
	Let me see here.
	I mean, he plays eruption.
	It's not too hard, but I mean.
	I'm going to learn that tonight.
	Okay?
	Hashtag better than Wolfgang.
	Nobody's going to fight me on that one.
	I'm not saying he's not talented on the guitar.
	It's just that song, Milk Toasty, about his dad dying was the most milked.
	I can't remember it ever.
	I'm so happy.
	Happy you found a place that's better than this rock we're living on.
	Yeah.
	Jin, jing, jing, jin, jin, jin.
	It was even less interesting than that.
	No matter the dead.
	No matter what the devil says.
	You know why he only had one kid?
	Don't.
	Because his jiz was shooting into every fucking groupie in America.
	In fact, there was none left for Valerie.
	No tea there.
	Hey, honey, I'm back from tour.
	Unfortunately, I'm out of cum.
	So if you're looking forward to a splash of some sort.
	So I'm going to go to the other room and eat bananas for three days.
	Try to get something going down here.
	Because not only did I fuck a lot of chicks, but I had the cum sucked right out of my balls.
	Like I was sort of going, ow, ow, ow, it was too much.
	So we're cleaned out.
	The needle is on E. Zinc is what you need for that.
	You get bigger loads and you're super horny.
	Learning that the hard way.
	She's always hot.
	Why does she look so chinky?
	Wow, she really does.
	That doesn't look like a not-chink person.
	I mean, a not-chink person?
	Korean.
	Looks Korean.
	We have somebody on the line.
	Why does she look like that?
	Jack?
	I don't know.
	I'll look it up because you're useless.
	Yo, Gavin, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	Yo, I've been watching for a while since the Rebel Media days.
	I was about to ask, how pissed were you about Robinson Cano getting suspended?
	Fucking bummed.
	You know, he saved our ass a few times last year.
	I can distinctly remember certain games where we were sort of going, I don't think this is going to happen.
	And then whackerdoodle out of the park.
	But.
	Yeah, he's getting a little old, though.
	But so my story was, so last week I was in the hospital because I broke my arm pretty bad.
	And so I'm sitting in there and the only thing I got is I'm listening to your guys' videos.
	And I'm just listening to it.
	And the nurse comes in, and she kind of gives me this look like she's not really pleased that I'm listening to this.
	So, you know, I keep going, keep listening.
	And, you know, this was the day after my surgery, so I was in fucking immense pain.
	And I was asking her, I was like, is there anything we could do for some more medication?
	Like, I think I am in severe pain right now.
	Like, I think I need something.
	And she's like, no, sorry.
	Like, there's nothing we can do right now.
	And I was just like, okay.
	And so as the day goes on, you know, you just see my blood pressure getting higher and higher as they're checking it.
	And when they do the nurse shift the next day, the lady comes in and she's like, what the fuck was happening?
	Like, why was this lady denying you all these meds?
	And like, we could have easily been getting you more.
	And, you know, the next thing I know, I'm fine and I got more meds.
	And the literal only thing that I can think of that was that she was just a big lib and just came in and just heard you guys.
	Because I was listening to like three podcasts back to back to back.
	And I think she literally just heard it and was just like, fuck this kid.
	Like, I'm not giving him shit and I'm going to make him suffer.
	Thanks a lot, lady.
	It's crazy.
	What was the show?
	Was it G-O-M-L or TGMS or was it Blaze Days or this studio?
	It was G-O-M-L.
	I was watching it.
	I was watching like three days since I had been pretty much unconscious for three days.
	I was catching up.
	So I was watching it for five hours straight.
	So every time she came in, you know, she heard it and she gave me a little look.
	And it was just, I mean, like, I reported her at the end, too.
	I was like, what the fuck was that?
	Like, I mean, like, why was she denying me?
	And, like, the lady goes, I've never had a problem with that nurse before in my life.
	Like, usually people say how good she is.
	And I mean, I can't imagine.
	Like, that's the only thing that I can think of was I was just listening to it for five hours, and I think she just got pissed and just said, fuck this kid.
	Women in the workforce.
	Women in the fucking workforce.
	And, you know, I saw this article Paul Joseph Watson put up about racists not getting health coverage if they go to the hospital.
	They could be denied health care through the NHS.
	I'm like, first of all, I don't trust your definition of racism.
	Obviously, this woman was wrong when it came to you and what you were listening to.
	But say the guy was racist.
	Yeah, he deserves to get stitched up.
	That's just his belief system.
	And by the way, if you stop treating racists, there's going to be a lot of black and Asian people not getting the care they need.
	Mexicans, too.
	Yeah, Mexicans.
	They love bantering about racism.
	Yeah, they're great.
	Hey, Yochino.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	This drawing sucks.
	Shit.
	What is it?
	I think it might be my pen.
	That's...
	No, no, who's the drawing of?
	Just a random, just shitty...
	I don't know.
	Kind of look like the guy who smashes watermelons.
	All right, we're running out of time.
	I just typed racist coffee.
	I'm looking for racist healthcare.
	Do you want me to pull that article up?
	Or no?
	What is with your search bar?
	That's the Summit News one.
	Oh.
	Yeah, it would be NHS.
	Bigot or something.
	All right, let's take another call.
	You're on the line.
	Oh, what's going on, fellas?
	Hey, man.
	I wanted to, I called a while back and asked about Roger Stone getting pardoned, but I wanted to say congrats on being vindicated.
	I think the apartheid is going to stretch across the United States.
	I think it already is.
	I think people are going to wake up to the Dems.
	Even if Trump does go, I think it's over for him.
	Yeah, but I had a suggestion on a while back you said you were going to make copies of those timeline drawings you made.
	You know what?
	Let me put that on my to-do list right now.
	That's got to go on my to-do list right now because I keep forgetting that and it's something I really want to do.
	It's a bar part article.
	Yeah, sign a couple of them fuckers and I'll buy one off you.
	Okay.
	I'll buy a couple off you actually.
	I thought I might even try to make them better and cleaner.
	That would be cool too.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Those things were fucking dope and then they got put on the auction.
	But some of the stuff gets so high, you know what I mean?
	I just can't afford it.
	Wouldn't it be cool at your school?
	I'm going to take your school when you're a kid, like the longest highway in the school has a timeline on it.
	And kids are allowed to add to it and stuff with teachers' permission, of course.
	You can't say, the day I've shit my pants.
	But you have like William Wallace, the Industrial Revolution, Lincoln getting shot is over by, you know, room 32B.
	You have fucking the Olympics, when they kidnapped those Israelis at the Olympics, that's in there.
	All that, you know, like the FLQ 9-11 is there, little cards and stuff.
	Yeah.
	Because, and if it was all timed out proportionately, you'd realize like, wow, a lot of shit has happened in the past hundred years, and not a lot of shit happened before, you know.
	It would have to start with.
	Yeah, they should.
	Go ahead.
	They should hang one of them up in every fucking classroom.
	And they should say it in a provocative way, like the way Alex Jones does with shit, to draw people in, you know?
	Yeah.
	But that would require teachers who actually gave a shit about their job and administrators who would help the few teachers who do want to get involved, empowering them to make big decisions.
	Which I just saw here in New York, there's this woman.
	It's so fucking annoying.
	Look up the Pelham sweatshirt thing.
	Did we already talk about this?
	Her dad died when she was very young.
	I think she was like 19.
	He was a detective in the Bronx.
	This is probably 20 years ago now.
	And a canine unit, he loved dogs.
	So a canine unit was formed, and it was named after him.
	His name's like Conchesco or something like that.
	And they named the canine unit after him.
	And she thought that was wonderful and she really appreciated it.
	So she made sweatshirts for this canine unit.
	And it says his name and it's got a police badge and it says it has a Blue Lives Matter flag on one of the arms.
	That's one of the many patches.
	There it is.
	And that patch on the left arm, the teacher, the head of the school said that flag is offensive and will make some students of color feel unsafe.
	So the sweatshirt is banned from the school.
	Isn't that fucking saying Blue Lives Matter is offensive?
	People are a fucking joke anymore.
	I mean, even kids are too.
	I remember over the summer, my daughter had a couple of her friends over.
	She's like 13, 14 years old.
	And they were going to go swimming.
	Well, she came back in her room.
	They hadn't gone yet.
	I said, what's up?
	You guys ain't going swimming?
	Well, no, Tony, Tony just got a perm.
	And I remember thinking, what the fuck, dude?
	If I would have told my friends that in high school, oh, my God.
	Oh, you'd be known as perm Tony for the rest of your life.
	Oh, my God.
	They would have fucking killed me.
	It would have been bad.
	All right, buddy, thanks for telling me.
	I think it's a mixture of both, you know?
	Yeah, you're right.
	It's kind of rude the way I hang up on people, but we have time for one more call.
	This is a good one.
	Jackson.
	Hello, Gabby.
	Jackson's on the left.
	Hello, sir.
	How are you?
	Oh, yeah, that takes a long time.
	How you doing?
	Good.
	Yeah, sorry, I got kind of drunk fucking waiting.
	I'm in college right now, and I want to learn how to have a threesome.
	So, like, the situation is, is I banged a girl, and I banged her friend, and they both like know me really well.
	Like, and if I'm in the same room as them, do I just like start make out with one, then make out with the other?
	Like, how does that work?
	Um, you tell them to take their shirts off, yeah, everyone has to be wasted.
	You probably have to have Coke there.
	I wouldn't wear this hat.
	Um, and then if you, if they, once they take their shirts off, and if they start making out, you're off to the races.
	But you need, you need one of them, it needs to be two-on-one.
	So you and one of the girls has to say, let's try to set up a threesome.
	Because if you're working on both of them and both of them are reluctant, that's a challenge.
	But I would say you, you, you, if there's drugs there like Coke, you do a line and then make out with one, but you shouldn't do too much.
	You won't be able to get it up.
	And then you make out with the other one and then you make them make out.
	And when they have their shirts off, you're basically saying, this is a sexual thing now.
	We're not fucking around anymore.
	But I would say the worst thing you could do is sort of clinically set it up when everyone is sober at 2 p.m. and say, all right, how about Thursday at 9, we catch up on this threesome we've been talking about?
	That's not going to happen.
	And it's their call.
	But they don't know that I've danged the other friends.
	Like, they think that off.
	Oh.
	Well, all right, I got an idea.
	Does one of them know?
	What if you tell both of them, listen, the other one doesn't know, so we've got to kind of keep it a secret.
	And then you tell that to both of them.
	And then you just kind of...
	That's a good idea.
	Hell yeah.
	Sure.
	Thank you.
	Keep in mind, I'm not sure Ryan's had any threesomes.
	One of the girls that we featured in the show, I called in a while back on Auntie Fatois.
	I was the Williamsburg guy who got arrived by BLM.
	Ryan, how many threesomes have you had?
	No.
	None.
	I had like an experience.
	He's had no threesomes.
	I've had like more than I can count.
	So do not listen to Ryan Rubier.
	I mean, yeah, I guess so.
	Sure.
	I think Ryan has a pretty good idea.
	No, no good advice can come from somebody with no.
	It's bad advice.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's great advice.
	No, it's not.
	Also, Ryan, I want you to do an impression of Gavin McInnes, like the young Gavin McInnes, from the video when Vice moves to New York City.
	Ooh, I haven't worked that one.
	I'd have to wear flip-flops.
	That's one of the things.
	I was such a gentle giant back then.
	I was so much sweeter of a man.
	They say, live to New York till it makes you hard, then move to L.A. till it makes you soft.
	I was soft.
	You were Canadian.
	In 1999.
	A sweet Canadian boy.
	We were talking about all the vegan restaurants and stuff.
	I thought that was cool.
	Yeah, I was really excited to be in a place where vegetarianism was the norm because I was a vegetarian.
	You really sound like most Canadian.
	Later.
	All right, man.
	Bye.
	This Canadian band that's my favorite, it's like you, they sound like you, yeah.
	Canadians sound like a thing.
	Yeah, it's called a Canadian accent genius.
	But no, it's not even like the A. It's just like it's very polite, like, you know.
	All right.
	That's the end of our show.
	I'm going to say, though, before we go.
	Oh, shit.
	Where's the read?
	Uh-oh.
	Here it is.
	I have so much stuff pulled up on mantis shrimp.
	Okay, so Ryan, take this and plug it into the half-hour market.
	Okay.
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