Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
What are they called?
A Wall Nation.
A Wall Nation.
So those that's the song where they go run where we use for this Breitbart thing.
But I've never heard the song before.
What are they?
Like a metal band?
No, they did that song Sail.
Sale, like EDM.
No.
Sail is on Red Bull Records.
That's a guy.
I know him.
AWOL Nation is the same guy who did Sail.
I did it on video for Sale.
Sale!
Oh, he's called AWOL Nation?
Yeah.
We use, at my ad agency, we use that song for a sizzle reel.
Look up Rooster Worldwide Reel.
Winter Reel.
No, might be the Winter Reel.
Spring Reel.
I'm opening a mall.
That was shut down because I said trans people are not different genders.
They're just mentally ill gays.
Oh, no, that's a different one.
That's Alt J. Oh, I bet the label took it.
Oh.
The black keys.
Little black submarines.
Alright, I'm wasting your time.
Speaking of old New York, I sent you a separate email called Pizza Rat.
Remember Pizza Rat from a few years ago?
That he's still around, but look how old he is now.
Feel old yet?
I love this guy's solution.
I'll just get the fuck out of here.
I'm not missing my train.
I wonder how many times he did this.
Like, did he do this all day?
What the fuck is that?
What do you mean?
A big pillow?
You're familiar with pizza racks?
Sure, but like, what is that actually made of?
Is that like a pillow?
Oh, yeah.
It looks really good.
Like, it looks like it has pizza texture.
Yeah, I never thought of that.
It's a really, really good fake pizza.
Like, your pepperonis are amazing, dude.
Yeah, that looks delicious.
And it's carried by a rat and it's huge.
Maybe it's, you know how you can get, like, a blanket that looks like a burrito and stuff?
Right.
Maybe there's some sort of pizza blanket, and they just glued that to some sort of cardboard or something.
It looks foamy.
That was fun.
Today's book is Mark Bowden's Killing Pablo.
My problem with this book is you obviously know the end.
It's on the cover.
They get Pablo Escobar.
But I think this might be why Proud Boys are against a drug war.
This sort of started it.
Because killing Pablo Escobar just created a vacuum.
And all that meant was that they had all these other Mexican drug cartels fighting to replace him and Colombian drug cartels.
So you didn't do anything to cocaine.
All you did was create a vacuum that led to lots of deaths.
It's probably why Mexico is such a shithole.
It's probably why MS-13 is so prevalent in America.
There's always going to be cocaine.
Just stop.
I saw some Omar Navarro.
You know that dude?
Yep.
He was saying that he has footage of Proud Boys doing cocaine that could shut down the club for good.
Do you also have footage of Motley Crew getting wasted and getting...
Oh, sex too.
That's bad.
Ooh, sex and cocaine.
You can't have it both ways.
They pretend that we're a far-right, evil, super-Christian, Nazi group.
And then at the same time, they go, and they have sex and cocaine.
So are they like hedonistic Puritans?
What is going on here?
Rocked.
Rocked by cocaine allegations.
Of course, it's Will Summer that wrote that.
I was saying to Enrique last night, I go, I'm really happy with what you've done with that club.
You know, when I hand you the torch, I had no idea you'd be making it so much better.
And he said, I go, it's like Van Halen in reverse.
I'm Sammy Hanger.
You're David Lee Roth.
If we went backwards, and he goes, I don't know what that means because I'm not gay.
It's not gay to know about Van Halen, dude.
No, they're pretty awesome.
Dude, his son, Wolfgang, just released, like, he was on Stern.
Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.
He was on Stern the other day, but he just released a new song about his dad.
It has a whole bunch of home footage.
Yeah.
It ruined me.
It's the shittiest song I've ever heard.
It's really good.
Yeah.
Well, proof is Ryan Katsu Rivera likes it.
Yeah.
That's how gay it is.
It's well done.
And I think he's got a good voice.
That's objective.
I thought it would be.
It's just a garbage shit song.
Where do you hear it?
Find it.
Have you seen it?
I've heard it.
You didn't see the video?
No.
You're going to cry.
Good luck.
You're going to cry.
I thought, wouldn't it be funny if you do, your dad's Eddie Van Halen and you record a song and it's called Thank You for the Gift, but you make it suck on purpose?
And you're like, Eddie, you always rocked and you passed on your gift to me.
Your son, yeah.
Your son's now rocking just as good as you.
Rocking on those six strings.
Thank you.
God made you gifted and he made me just as gifted.
Yeah.
Such talent.
Thanks for this incredible talent.
Thank you for this gift.
You've made me a rock star just like you.
Yeah!
You move me the way your fingers move the strings.
Oh, yeah, just.
That would have been hilarious.
All right, so let's see your face.
Let's just.
You're not going to cry.
Go up to her.
Yeah.
Not yet, stoops.
It gets really powerful.
The stairs are so sad.
Not the stairs, the climbing of the stairs.
We gotta clean up above the garage and build a little studio for you and me.
His only son.
What an underachiever.
He married at 20.
I would have 300 kids if I married.
Listen to this shit song.
I'm so happy.
You found a place.
What?
The grape that's better for you than this rock we're living on.
Than this rock we're living on.
Not the best line.
I'm so mad.
Don't know my place.
Your taste in music is more disgusting than if you were a pedophile.
What is pedophile music?
Like aqualung?
No, like if you were sitting next to a pedophile and they said, well, who disgusts you more?
I'd go, Ryan.
When were you crying?
Not this night yet.
Because Howard Stern said he was crying at the piano.
Oh, that's gay.
Listen to this music.
Turn it up.
It's just so bland, mashed potatoes, like non-song.
The good news is it won't be stuck in your head all day because there's nothing there.
See your face.
See your face.
A memory of you.
So then it shows like, you know, then he eventually grows up.
When he was 16, he started playing bass for the band.
Yes, I know.
Did you hear this during the interview?
Yep.
And I was so nervous because I thought, what if this, like, I know for a fact, Eddie Van Halen is looking down from heaven right now at his boy and he's hearing this song for the first time going, no, they actually, he said that in the interview, he's like, wouldn't it be funny, Dad, if you were like, here, do you like my music?
He's like, actually, it fucking sucks.
And he said, impossible.
Right.
Yeah, because you love whatever your kids do.
But if he was objective, he'd go, wow, it's not exactly Panama, is it?
No, but that's, you know.
What do you think about, you know, Jacob Dylan's music and the wallflowers compared to Dylan?
Like, it obviously has that same step below iconic.
It sucks.
It's garbage.
This is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
Listen to his little vocals there.
So fucking shit, 90s grunge crap.
Sounds like Christian Grunge.
Great mix, great vocals.
Great mix, great vocals.
It's almost as good as my other favorite bands, Gloria Esteban and Ingy Malmstoon.
You take just the extreme.
That's like...
What else do you like?
We used to joke in the thoughts.
We used to say, what kind of music do you like?
You'd always say as a joke, Early James, late Chains, Peppersummer Age.
And that is your music.
No, I don't like music.
You are my joke.
I like Alice in Change.
Alice in Chains.
Everybody call me, oh, he's the owns a feminist guy.
You're just taking one little thing and all your music sucks.
Not all of it.
People have called me.
Call your new favorite band, the fucking Skull Guy German dude.
Skull guy German dude.
Who paints his face like a skull?
Oh, Ghost?
I like one song, Kiss the Goat.
It rocks.
And they're Swedish.
So this is gay and lame and boring, but the reason I brought it up...
Let's go to the last part here.
Sure, he's fat, but ignore that.
Here's a little voicemail.
So happy to have you as my son, man.
So proud of you.
I love you so much.
I wish you could get a chance.
So there you go.
Oh my god, a father loves his son.
Maybe that made you cry because you'll never get that call.
Yeah, no, I cried because I couldn't relate.
Hey, Rayan, when you were last year, you broke my drone.
Please send $120 to Katsu Hurukaso.
So you were $300, but I love you, so like half price, pretty good.
It's family values.
He thinks family values literally means the value of money.
But look at him now.
Look at Wolfgang Van Halen now.
Okay.
All right.
Because I saw this weird TikTok.
You'll never find it, but it's very hot Asian chick.
And she's got this dumb racist spiel where she's like, white man, you can have my smooth skin, my full lips, my oriental.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm going to fuck you, and I'm going to make babies, and they will be Asian.
I am ending the white race, and I'm doing it with my body.
It's just like the way 18-year-olds talk and say retarded shit.
Where did you find it?
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to look for that.
Just show me any picture of Wolfgang.
Here's a video of him.
Okay, look at this guy.
Now, Eddie Van Halen is half Dutch and half some dumb Asian island that the Dutch colonized, like out by Indonesia or something.
So he's half Asian, basically.
Then he marries Valley Bertinelli, who looks quite chinky for a white person.
And they make this guy.
Is he Asian looking?
There's got to be.
He could tell you that he's 100% white and you go, I believe you.
So her theory doesn't make sense.
In fact, here's the irony of it all.
If you are a race that wants to preserve that race, you got to stay within that race.
Because whites or any other race, you'll just dilute out.
Like my kids.
My mother-in-law is 100% native.
She looks very native.
My wife, oh, you found it.
My wife looks kind of Korean-ish, but not, you know, something's up with her.
My kids, my son, my youngest boy, does have sort of the Native American eyes, but the other two, you could say they're from Germany.
So that's the Ho-Chunk gone, basically.
And because they live in a majority white country, they're probably going to end up marrying a white.
The odds are one in a billion that they end up marrying another Ho-Chunk, right?
So that's going to be the end of Ho-Chunks.
So this theory doesn't work, lady.
For the greater good.
Why, you may ask?
Asian women can single-handedly cause the white genocide that they are so afraid of.
With 2.25 billion Asian women and half a billion white men, baby, it'll only take two generations.
In two generations, there will no longer be any blonde-haired, blue-eyed people.
She's really committed to this white genocide thing.
You're going to marry a dude and make babies for him just to kill white people?
Eyes, this skin, and my babies will be Asian.
They will learn my language.
That does nothing for me.
They will not be white.
Oh, Trump is not a fan of God.
I welcome your fetish.
Because me and my Asian army will fuck you out of existence.
I like women with a soul, thanks.
Well, here's another example.
Look at Phil Collins' kids.
So Phil Collins married a woman who is half Asian, right?
Then he got his white dick in there.
And look how Asian they look.
No, it's in the links.
It's 1.5.
And I think I have Wolfgang in there, too.
No matter what the news, but it's going to be with you.
Okay, go down.
I accept all your things.
Let me see your damn stupid article here.
There, look at that kid in the middle.
Look at that rice ball.
Well, she's like probably 65 years old now.
She's had a bunch of work done.
She was a smokeshow in the 80s.
But like his eldest boy, maybe sorta, you could argue.
But the little kid, that's Schluften Kraut.
So your theory doesn't work, lady.
And the irony is, if you want to restore your race or maintain your race, you're going to, if Ho-Chunks want to stay as Ho-Chunks, you've got to marry Ho-Chunks.
I like your theory based on the fact that maybe they'll eradicate the Asians.
Yeah.
I used to joke about that.
I used to say, you know, a lot of racists are lazy and they'll just marry whites.
I go in there and I marry a different race and I scrub them clean.
So I'm out there working, cleaning up the racist, making my Indian kids white, then they're going to marry white.
That'll be a bunch of ho-chunks I just cleaned up.
So my joke is what she just said for serious.
Yeah.
And it doesn't work.
I'm scrubbing the tar brush.
I guess that's an Asian.
What's that?
I've always done this too, looked up like whatever the girl I was with to be like, what will our kids look like?
You know.
And it's going to be weird for me.
Yeah.
Because you just want to avoid a ginger Asian kid, I think.
Shut up.
You would want a ginger Asian kid.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm a Scotch-Irish.
Look, ginger's in our blood.
We're Neanderthals.
Dash Snow, my old buddy from the early aughts, they did a documentary on him.
It's 1-1.
And I watched it last night.
I'm not in it.
I discovered this guy.
And they just erased me from history.
Like, I discovered Ryan McGinley.
And Ryan McGinley put out a book called The Kids Are Still All Right or something.
Like, those are the people we hung out with.
Those are the people I put in Vice magazine.
So Ryan would follow Dash around and take pictures of him.
And so Ryan discovered Dash.
I made Dash famous.
I started both of their entire careers.
And so, but I'm a bad man.
So I'm written out of the history books, which is why you should never do anything thinking, well, this will be, you know, I'll be in history as this guy.
You don't have any control with how you're perceived.
So don't do it just because that's how you'll be remembered.
And you know what's ironic?
Those guys, there's Dan and Dash and Ryan, like they would hang around me a lot because in New York City, everyone wanted their moment to be documented.
And I was doing Vice.
I was the great documenter.
So I was invited to everything because they wanted it on paper.
And then ironically, when it's time to do their story, I get written out of it.
I honestly don't care, though.
Who's who there?
Left to right?
That's Ryan McGinley with the blue on.
That's Dash Snow in the middle.
And that's Dan, I forget his last name.
A fucking brilliant painter, amazing painter, photorealist.
Ryan's a great photographer.
And Dash Snow was just a graffiti kid.
I wrote a big article about how stupid graffiti is, and he was really weird around me after that.
Dan Colin?
Dan Colin, yeah.
And yeah, all really talented guys.
By the way, I'm not saying they'd be nothing without me.
I just was an integral part of their discovery.
But they were destined for greatness.
I mean, Dan still, Dan, and all three of them were.
But the movie also skips the real problem.
They say, oh, he was a rich kid.
That's why.
No, he was a rich kid with no parents.
He was totally abandoned, sent off to boarding school at 13.
He escaped.
When I moved to New York in the late 90s, he was probably like 17.
And it was just a super awesome guy.
I've written a lot about him.
You can see there's a chapter dedicated to him in my book, Death of Cool.
But he just sort of felt like you were at the place where you're supposed to be with him.
Like in New York City, you're always like, where is everyone?
Is it more fun, like, in the Lower East Side?
Is everyone on 14th Street?
Are they in the West Village?
But when you're with Dash, like, this is where the action's happening.
One time we were walking down the street and we passed a Christmas tree.
This would be like in January.
And it was out in the garbage and he just lit it on fire.
It burst into flames and then it started a Range Rover next to it on fire.
Wow.
So he's like, I got to get the fuck out of here.
So he went to LaGuardia and he flew in Texas and was gone for two weeks.
And it worked.
That's before there were cameras on every corner.
You could actually get away with something.
Yeah.
You just went.
He was a bad boy.
He got away with a lot.
But he discovered heroin thanks to assholes in LA.
It's in my blood.
Turn it up.
Love it.
I hate hating it.
New York, I love you.
But you're bringing me down.
It's the worst place to be if you're not happy there.
It's the thin line between love and hate.
I'm in love with this city.
I have a permanent bond.
Turn it up.
I love to love it.
I hate hating it.
New York, I love to love it.
See if you can find the trailer.
His voice is so soothing.
That was very soothing.
He was just such a friendly guy.
Like, he's always worried about you.
Hey, man, you go to a party.
Hey, are you guys okay?
Like, he looked like a tough guy, but he was the sweetest teddy bear of a dude.
And he just wanted to help out.
Like, when my wife moved here, I didn't know her, but he was there.
It was like he was sort of like the manager of the East Village, the Lower East Side.
And he would just be riding around his BMX, like, hey, what are you guys doing?
Come over to my house.
I guess because he was still a kid.
And he never had a childhood.
He was sort of like Michael Jackson.
So he would have people over at his house and married this French kid to a gat.
And then he had a beautiful child named Secret.
He's got a weird long name.
And my belief is, because his dad was such a fucking shitbag, I did Coke with him and his dad.
Imagine doing Coke with your dad.
The fuck?
So he's obviously a shitty dad.
And I think when he had his daughter, obviously heroin is Satan.
It pulls you away.
But I think a part of him was like, I don't know how to be a dad.
I don't have any context.
You know, when my kid breaks his arm, I remember when I broke my arm and my dad took me to the hospital and we looked at the x-ray and decided if we should get a cast or not.
So I'm very calm in a situation like that because I have context.
I have a father, so I can be a father.
But Dash never had any of that.
It was just taken away from him.
And I think that's why it was possible for the rasputin of heroin to get onto his shoulder and go, come with me.
Come with me to the darkness.
Does this silly cow not even have a trailer for her movie?
Not from what I'm seeing.
It was kind of hard to find, too.
I had to buy it from like some IS magazine or something.
So when you look up Dashnow Doc trailer, nothing comes up.
So we got.
What, an Instagram post?
Yeah, her Instagram post, and there's this kind of like splash page here.
Buy a ticket, buy an all-access film pass.
This film is sold out.
Oh, you can't watch it now?
I'm about a little.
Ever heard of a trailer?
Come on!
Now you got a dash no interview, but...
Anyway, so she cut me out, and she didn't include the part where it was fatherlessness that killed him.
In fact, his dad comes out pretty good in it.
They kicked him out of the house.
He was garbage.
He was on his own at 13.
So in many ways, he's frozen in time as a 13-year-old.
Because him and like Thoreau, just like survivalist culture, I guess, in general, like all those kind of guys who just want to do their own thing, make their own little world or whatever.
You know what he said to me once?
I got in a fight with Ryan McGinley.
I'd rather not get into that.
They say Ryan won, but I have rings on.
So Ryan's face was cut up like shit.
He had scabs all over from my rings.
But technically, he won because I ran out of gas.
And Dash comes up to me and goes, why are people saying you won when you look fine and Ryan looks like shit?
And I'm like, I'm pretty beat up in the body shots.
I just got him in the face more.
And he goes, oh, how does it feel to have your ass kicked by a faggot?
But he also would say profound stuff.
Like he said to me once, he goes, Gavin, we're all doing stuff, but you're running around with like a notepad documenting people doing shit.
Why don't you do shit?
Do your own shit.
Oh, he did stuff with Kendrick Lamar too?
10 years ago?
I guess.
Huh.
So what does he do?
Music?
No, he would do art.
Collages.
The heart part two featuring Dash Snow.
Maybe he's on it?
You had your burner on the duck to s ⁇ .
Is Dashno a rapper?
Oh, maybe it's a different.
They always steal names.
So, you know.
McGross and things.
Speaking of...
So they read in Instagram?
What is going on now?
I'm old.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
New Instagram.
It's all the layout stinks.
So when you click on something, it takes you to TikTok.
Well, it's real.
Reels is the TikTok of Instagram.
I'm lining myself up.
Here we go.
Why don't you show us on your phone?
Okay.
Hold on one second.
So, you go to Insti.
You got your Gram.
Okay.
Now, this is the like button.
Like, you can see your notifications.
It used to be down here.
Okay.
And this is now the reels.
So you're looking through this TikTok-esque garbage.
I don't do anything.
It's not people you follow.
It's just random, like, greatest hits of TikTok.
Yeah.
And then it must have merged with TikTok or something.
And I thought Trump was getting rid of TikTok.
Yeah, me too.
Now, this other button is the shopping button.
So now there's a fucking way to impulsively buy stupid stuff, which I usually have a problem with anyway.
So it stinks.
You know, it does stink.
And if you want to add a story, you used to be able to just click this, your little icon, and you make a story.
Now you have to press this plus button.
And then what it does is it's like make a new post.
And then you'd have to slide down here to make a story and whatever.
It takes longer to do things.
So it takes longer for you to film yourself playing the guitar at four in the morning with just showing like you're from your nose down?
Correct.
The world is less.
I show the front out with Brian's fantastic Instagram moment.
Oh, aren't you banned from Instagram?
No, I have a new Instagram.
It's NopeYup Official.
Okay, let's see how long that lasts.
Did you see Jack from Twitter?
I hate these dumb congressional things where Ted Cruz insults Mark Zuckerberg and Jack from Twitter and then doesn't do anything.
I don't need a little show.
I'm not impressed.
Either you open up big tech and stop them from censoring us and needing to start censored.tv or you don't.
But chastising them in some sort of public shaming, like why don't you put them in the stocks and throw some rotten tomatoes at him?
Do you think Jack gives a fuck about having to sit at a meeting for 15 minutes on a Thursday.
Like, he doesn't care.
He just wants to continue to control free speech in America.
You haven't improved free speech by slapping a wrist.
But anyway, this is amazing.
He says, well, let's let it play.
Thank you to the members of the Judiciary Committee for the opportunity to speak with the American people about Twitter and your concerns around censorship and suppression of a specific news article and generally what we saw in the 2020 U.S. elections conversation.
We were called here today because of an enforcement decision we made against the New York Post based on a policy we created in 2018 to prevent Twitter from being used to spread hacked materials.
This resulted in us blocking people from sharing a New York Post article, publicly or privately.
We made a quick interpretation using no other evidence that the materials in the article were obtained through hacking and according to our policy we blocked them from being spread.
That's just a lie.
On further consideration, we admitted this action was wrong and corrected it within 24 hours.
We fixed it within 24 hours.
We informed the New York Post of our error and policy update and how to unlock their account by deleting the original violating tweet, which freed them to tweet the exact same content and news article again.
They chose not to, instead insisting we reverse our enforcement action.
We did not have a practice around retroactively overturning prior enforcements.
The Cincinnati demonstrated that we needed one, and so we created one we believe is fair and appropriate.
I hope this illustrates the rationale behind our actions.
So that's what happens at these hearings.
They just lie.
Same thing with McCabe.
What happened with McCabe?
Isn't that a huge deal?
And then they give him a lashing, and then that's it.
Which was the Biden advisor working on the voting machine?
The FBI guy.
About the steel SEA or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I noticed this when I moved to America, actually.
I would hear for the first time, he showed no signs of remorse in the courtroom.
What's the evidence?
I don't care what he showed in the courtroom.
I don't care if he balls his eyes out.
Sociopaths are good at lying.
I don't care if he shows up in court dressed as a clown.
What's the evidence?
What did you ever do about big tech censoring the American conversation?
Well, we had him come in on a Zoom and we said, you're a jerk.
And then he lied and made up some shit about how he thought Hunter Biden thing was a hack job.
Like hackers did it.
So then we changed it all and it's okay now.
So I took care of it, Gav.
No, you didn't.
You didn't do shit.
And I think this might be a function of living in New York City.
That's my other theory about this is we get insulted and bullshit and yelled at all day.
I tell people to fuck off.
They tell me to fuck off all fucking day.
So the fact that someone was chastised is like, yeah, you ever been on the subway?
It means nothing.
It means nothing at all.
Speaking of the subway, I got called a white motherfucker today.
I had to go to a meeting uptown by Central Park.
And an old bag lady, she was in the way.
She was doing a painting, I believe.
She had some paints, and she was just rubbing it on a big sort of cardboard thing.
And I just sort of stepped around her, and I didn't touch her.
And she just looked at me and she goes, white motherfucker.
And I thought, ah, black privilege.
This is today's post.
It's really boring.
It says that basically Christmas is going to have some COVID problems.
I'm going to pay my gym owner the 50 bucks I own because I said this is all over after the election and it's clearly not.
So I own 50 bucks.
I'm good for it.
Well, I want to get to this racist video, but before we do, I want you to know that food is racist.
Saying junk food is racist.
Show that tweet grab.
Like, when you have this myopic obsession with race, everything is racist, and you curse yourself.
Because now, if everything is racist, you're living in racist everything.
Food is not healthy or unhealthy.
It's food.
Railing against junk food or unhealthy food is hella anti-black, classist, and anti-fat.
Food is motherfucking good.
Food provides nutrients.
Food is good.
Okay?
So many people have such horrific relationships with food because diet culture teaches us to.
Imagine that everything you thought you knew about food was taught on a white supremacist, capitalist tick.
I hate when people add tick.
Capitalist is an adjective.
Anti-black foundation because it was.
Everything is white supremacy.
You just turned America into a Klan rally.
Now you're at a Klan rally.
That's not a fun way to live.
Why'd you do that to yourself?
Anyway, let's hear black people tell us what whites are superior at.
At?
Good at, don't you mean?
Okay, this is crazy.
Before we even begin, there's too much going on in this one second.
First of all, this was the question.
What exactly are white people superior at?
Now, I was going to go on a whole tirade about this title because it annoys me.
It's not grammatically correct.
People are superior to something, but you don't say you're superior at something.
I just emailed a copy editor to have him explain this.
But he hasn't gotten back to me yet.
I hope he does.
That's such an ugly, awkward sentence.
Like, what do white people generally seem good at would have made more sense.
Now, so that's just the beginning.
That's before I even stepped onto the stage here.
But what happened was, all of these black people are so fucking racist and hate white people so much that they can't concede anything.
So not one of them answers the question.
They all just talk about how their food sucks and shitty things.
The answers became shitty things I hate about white people and why they suck.
That's what the answer.
So they changed the title.
They left it here because they're ridiculous.
But they changed.
Oh, I know because they already have the numbers on YouTube and they didn't want to re-upload and go back to zero.
So they had to leave the question in.
But the title is now Black Folks.
I hate that word.
Folks.
Black Folks talk about what white supremacy means to them.
So they didn't answer the question and they were so bad at their assignment that they said, let's just change the game.
That's like if you had a bunch of people and told them to play soccer and they kept running around with the ball in their hand and passing it and throwing it to each other, you just have to go, this is a football game.
A bunch of black people play a great football game.
Well, it was in a soccer stadium.
No, it wasn't.
It's a round ball that's black and white.
It's a very round football.
So this is already pathetic.
And finally, before, again, this is all one second.
If when you're asked, what's that group good at?
Which is what they were trying to say with this.
If you're asked that and you go, fuck that group, they're gay.
You're insecure.
Ask me, Ryan, ask me what black people are superior at.
What are black people superior at?
Well, huh?
Obviously, we're talking in a very blanket statement about general patterns, and this does not apply to the individual, but surely you can notice patterns.
That's why there's black pride, gay pride.
They tend to notice things about themselves that bring them together.
That's why you can have B-E-T, right?
There's a thing that is blackness.
So very generally speaking, I would say they do seem particularly skilled in athletic endeavors.
They do tend to dominate professional sports, very disproportionately, especially basketball.
Also, though, mentally, they do seem to have a different way of processing information that's quicker.
They seem to be quicker thinkers.
And I know a lot of eugenicists talk about IQ and race and how this team scores worse than that team, but they rarely talk about the speed at which different races can process information.
And this might be why rapping is popular with African-American people of color, because it takes quick thinking to be able to rhyme that fast, especially, obviously, freestyle.
Third, I would say, there does seem to be a perpetual optimism within the black community.
And fervent racist Jared Taylor wrote an article once just for fun about things I love about black people.
You know, just like a challenging exercise.
And he talked about a case he was working on.
He's a translator for Japanese.
And he said, I was walking through the slum from my hotel to the courtroom, and I saw the same homeless black people every day.
And every day they had a smile on their face, and they were joking around and just being very positive.
So just off the dome, I would say athleticism, quicker thinkers, and perpetual optimism seem to be traits of the blackness that they're superior at.
Superior at.
Learn English, fuck.
What are white people superior at?
Hmm.
We do seem pretty good at systems.
For example, I went to rent skis and a snowboard with a friend.
We were at Aspen, I think, for a film festival.
And you get in there, you fill out the insurance thing.
They go, they check your shoe size, they get the right bindings, boop, boop, boop.
They measure your skis.
And you're in and out of there, all paid up in like 15 minutes.
And, you know, bindings and your ski boot size, if you're not a regular skier, it's not easy to do.
And this was just zoop, boop.
And I thought, wow, whites are good at systems.
We're also good at inventing things, particularly Americans, because I think the ones with the grit from Europe had the balls to leave Europe.
They seem to have come here and they're good at inventing stuff.
Not the brightest bulbs in the tree.
Asians seem to be the smart ones, but we're good at coming up with shit like electricity and TVs and this microphone and these buttons, et cetera, et cetera.
So that's things where we tend to excel.
Okay?
You can notice positive things about groups and negative things about groups.
You can notice patterns.
You don't have to take a question which is basically, are white people, do they have any particular talents that are unique to them?
And use it as a tirade to talk about how much you fucking hate white people.
And this was sent to us 100 times, obviously.
It went viral yesterday.
But this means we had to do a green screen.
All right, so let's see why, which one are you going to choose?
Systems or inventing stuff?
Exactly are white people superior at?
Oh, according to television, everything.
A white man could fly.
Even a white woman, she could be 4'1.
That's the problem with feminism, by the way.
And it's not white women beating up everyone.
It's black women beating up everyone.
White and black women in action movies kick the living shit out of people, and it looks retarded.
That's because feminism is stupid, and it wants us to think that women have the same upper body strength as men.
And as far as flying goes, you got black superheroes too.
How is that a thing that white people can fly?
Everyone gets to fly in the movies.
You mean planes?
We got Blade, we got Hancock, we got Black Panther.
You got a million black superheroes, lady.
Chill out.
And by the way, whites, back when Superman was Superman, right?
At the 50s, whites were probably 85% of the population.
Now whites are down to like, depending how you see Hispanics, like 65, 70.
So yeah, the majority of people you see on TV doing stuff like flying are going to be white.
Check out superheroes in Japan.
They tend to be Japanese.
Television, everything.
A white man could fly.
Even a white woman, she could be 4'1.
She knew karate.
She could take down 15 people.
15 people.
See, look, they've left all the questions in here.
So just this one frame alone shows you this.
This right here says black people are racist.
What's with the X?
I don't know.
Who knew that folks could get more annoying?
Good work.
But this shows you, we asked these people this, and they made it about this.
Maybe the whole superior thing, they took it as like, why are white people superior to black people?
Which is just not understanding what questions are.
What are white people superior at?
They've chosen an uglier bunch.
There's hot black women out there.
What the fuck is that?
Even the handsome guy looks like a freak.
This is in San Francisco, by the way, is where they shoot this.
That should answer all your questions.
What they do is they pay you $100, and then they'll ask this guy like 900 questions, and then they edit them per question.
It's my idea, by the way.
I did a podcast called Can I Ask You a Question?
where I got celebrities, I asked them like the same 12 questions, and then I organized them all per question.
Of course, YouTube's taking them down.
It might still be on BitChute.
Oh, God.
What are white people superior?
She's a one.
Look at her fucking arms.
They look like garbage bags.
Fate, they just keep talking mostly about their pets.
White people love egg dogs.
What are white people superior at?
They love their pets.
So they're superior at pet love?
Fate, they just keep talking mostly about their pets.
White people love egg dogs.
Like, that's all they see, cats.
Letting them get on your countertops while you're cooking.
Yes.
I get that you love your pet, but like you need to take it everywhere.
Like everywhere.
Now, these people aren't answering the question, but I would like to join these African-American people of color and say, yes, that drives me fucking nuts.
Though this wasn't the assignment, if the assignment was annoying things about white people and that was your list, I would say, I fucking agree.
Holy shit, shut up.
Like, you go to the, there's this beach that you can take your pets and these dogs are coming up to you like, and then on your leg and stuff, and he's grabbing your dog's ball, and they just sit there smiling.
They assume that you love their dog as much as them, which makes me hate them and their dog even more than I already did.
And the taking them on the fucking plane is just getting completely out of hand.
We have that rule for blind people.
Not for you because you're too cheap to put them in a fucking kennel.
So, touche.
By the way, your face looks weird.
I guess, you know, hey, emotional support animals, I guess.
What exactly are my people prepared for that?
Fuck, man.
Like, making cereal.
Casseroles.
What kind of casseroles?
Tuna.
It's always tuna.
What do you mean?
It's always tuna.
Using mayonnaise in a lot of their recipes.
Making bland.
So even the one, this seems to be a compliment, but even that is just pure insult.
What are they best at?
Making shitty food?
White people, number one in shitty food.
That's a featured.
Unseasoned chicken.
How are you going to start whole spice wars and don't even use seasoning on your food?
I mean, come on.
What exactly are white people are superior?
Smelling funky.
Look, look, her shirt.
Did you see her shirt?
It's a cop in a clan hood.
I have a feeling she's not going to be coming up with a lot of things that white people are superior at.
Whole spice wars and don't even use seasoning on your food.
Hold on.
I don't quite get the stereotype.
Like, when I look at my spice rack in my house, it's like four levels.
It's three lazy Susans and a pack of other shit.
We have a million spices in our house.
And we never just have like raw chicken with nothing on it.
There's a fucking lemon in there and there's a whole process to make chicken.
Are you sure white people made Mr. Dash lemon pepper?
And it's like super raw.
Ryan, Mr. Dash is for people who don't understand spice, so you're on their side.
Maybe shut your mouth when you're trying to defend white people.
Look at that shirt.
Holy shit.
We should put out that shirt, but then say something at the top like, if you believe this is a thing, you're a retard.
That would offend everyone in the world, that shirt.
Smelling funky.
Smelling funky?
We stink now?
Santa Claus?
We're better at Santa Claus.
That might be the only compliment in this entire video.
We're better at celebrating the presence thing and the whole tradition.
Which brings me to something I want to announce on today's show.
I'm really pushing this Jews for Santa thing this Christmas.
Look, I know it's on Jesus' birthday, but no one's at work that day anyway.
You know Hanukkah sucks.
Continue with Hanukkah.
That's great.
But a cartoon guy comes from outer space and gives your kids presents, and you don't want to celebrate that because it sounds too Christian.
It couldn't be less Christian.
It's like fucking the Easter bunny or something.
So let your Jewish kids enjoy it.
Jews in LA do all the time.
Jews for Santa starting today.
Smelling funky.
Santa Claus, extreme water sports, corn mazes.
White people are great at having fun.
That's a function of white supremacy.
I love that.
Wait.
So he goes, white people are great at having fun.
I think black people are better at having fun generally.
They seem to be laughing and screaming on the street when they're in a big group more than we do.
I see them at various, you know, bouncy castle type things.
They seem to be doing, having more excitement than we are.
But this guy throws it a compliment, which I don't think is accurate.
And then he says, which comes from white supremacy?
At having fun.
That's a function of white supremacy because they just don't have as many stresses as we do.
White people are very superior at their privilege and utilizing it.
We do not have the privilege to do whatever and however we want to.
What exactly are white people?
Yes, you do.
Like, what are you not able to do that I do?
I sit in a dive bar all day.
You're invited.
You're allowed.
I go to a boxing gym.
I'm the minority there.
Whites are a minority.
What is this magical land?
His fucking retarded notion there is a sketch that Robert Downey wrote for SNL.
Not Robert Downey Jr., Robert Downey.
Or is it Jim Downey?
Yeah, Jim Downey.
Black Like Me, where Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy and he gets all this free shit.
That joke is now his reality.
And this guy is clearly a black guy, fucked a Jewish chick and then disappeared.
And he's Mr. Black Power now, even though his dad was now around.
Oh, my copy editor wrote me back about the weather.
You mean because it ends with a preposition?
I think that's okay.
Hmm.
Fuck you.
Superior at.
Not getting arrested.
Well, yeah, I was driving down the street.
Yeah, wait, wait a minute.
That's true.
When we get pulled over, our hands are 10 and 2.
When the cop's being an asshole, we seethe and go, son of a bitch.
Maybe sometimes, if it really gets bad and he punches me in the face, we may fill out a report.
But as far as telling him to go fuck himself and shoving him, we don't do that.
So we are better at not getting arrested, sure.
White people are superior at not getting arrested.
Well, yeah, I was driving down the street with a darn down the highway with a friend of mine who was white, and he was like, I just want to pull over and pee.
And I'm in the passenger seat.
And I was like, please don't.
Because a black man thinks differently.
If I pull over to the side of the road and pee, a cop is going to be right behind me to punish me.
What exactly?
Yeah, pause.
There's no evidence for that.
That is the talk.
That's what blacks have brainwashed themselves into believing.
And it's detrimental to their survival.
People superior at.
Insecurity.
Pretending.
Fear.
Being fearful of nothing.
Being ignorant.
Wait, wait, stop.
So we're fearful of nothing.
They assume that I'm racist.
And I see black people and go, so we're superior at being a pussy.
But just like two black people ago, we had a guy who thought he can't pull over on the highway and pee or a monster cop in a clanhood is going to shoot him from the car.
Like that woman has a Klanman, Klansman cop leaning with a gun out of his car and they're saying, white people are scared of shit that doesn't even exist.
No, that's called projection.
You are.
You are.
Pretending.
Fear.
Being fearful of nothing.
Being ignorant.
Letting their egos control their every move.
Privilege.
Privilege.
Listen to this hate.
This is hate.
This is resentment.
Can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed here and it was what are black people superior at?
Not one white person had anything nice to say about black people.
Can you fucking imagine?
I mean, the video would just, it would blast on YouTube for 10 seconds.
Their egos control their every move.
Pribblech.
Privilege chilling.
Privilege.
Playing the victim.
Congratulations.
Playing a victim, says the guy as he plays a victim.
Pribblech.
Privilege chilling.
Wait, I wrecked it every time.
I'll try to shut up.
I just can't get over how he says feeling victimized.
He said.
Feeling victimized.
Yes.
Feeling targeted, maybe.
I'm not a victim.
Privilege.
Privilege.
Playing the victim.
Congratulating themselves over shit that they're incompetent at or that should have already been done.
Wait, wait, what?
Could you be more specific, please?
We're complimenting ourselves on something that should have...
I think he's saying that we're proud of ourselves when we're not racist, and you should have been not racist a long time ago.
Yeah, we were not racist a long time ago.
Again.
The day Martin Luther King was shot was the end of racism.
That is when America went, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
We got to fix this.
And for the next 50 years, they're on their hands and knees going, here, can we help you?
I'm so sorry.
Look, you're cool.
Black people were so fucking cool in the early 70s.
Black power, everyone wanted to be black.
The Black Panthers, it was the coolest thing in the world and remained that way.
And I think the riots via Trump in the past five months have sort of, Black Lives Matter was the end of that 50 years.
Black Lives Matter came along and I think white America went, all right, you don't like me, fine.
I'm done apologizing.
Bye.
That is my theory.
They're superior at being dicks.
What exactly are white people superior at?
Oppression.
Gaslighting.
Lack of empathy.
Intellectualizing oppression.
Intellectualizing oppression.
Isn't that what all of these people have been doing this entire time?
And where's your dad?
I say oppression.
They're just creatively thinking of new ways of like always staying one step ahead of other people.
We get rid of slave catchers, then let's just expand the police force.
Like that stuff to me is wild.
What exactly are white people suppressing?
Pause.
You know what she's talking about, right?
That police, I guess, slave catchers were people who would obviously catch slaves.
And then they said that's immoral.
Slavery's over, I guess.
So then they started getting police.
So now they say the police are just an evolution of slave catchers.
And you go, okay, what about the police in Denmark?
Like, what about the police in Bangladesh?
What about the Congolese police?
Are all police just an evolution of slave catchers?
You fucking dunce?
Making us believe that we don't matter.
Believing that they're superior.
Feeling superior.
Thinking they're superior.
Thinking that they're superior.
Thinking that they are superior.
Self-delusion, controlling the narrative.
Believing their own press.
Marketing of white.
Controlling the narrative.
Have you been outside?
Have you seen the Black Lives Matter Nike things, Nike murals?
I mean, the fucking end racism shoes on football players taking a knee?
You are the mainstream.
You are the narrative.
Woke capitalism runs this country.
You are the narrative.
Self-delusion, controlling the narrative.
Believing their own press.
Marketing of white superiority.
Controlling the narrative.
Here I am on censored.tv, currently banned from everything for being slightly patriotic and leaning a little to the right.
That is, far-right extremists must be banned.
Started a hate group.
Superiority.
Whether you are Republican, whether you're Democrat, whether you're conservative, like white people are really good at upholding white supremacy.
How about claiming that they are actually a whole separate race when actually white DNA comes from the black female?
Yeah, so white knows that dumbass.
Honey, lying, stealing, and cheating, manipulation.
Withholding information.
Lying.
Telling lies.
kind of lies?
Lies.
We are superior at telling lies.
Kind of lies.
The lies of history.
They say that history was written by the victor, but the victor could be replaced by the colonizer.
What are white people?
Just pause.
Wait a minute.
How is a colonizer different than the victor?
And they say history is written by the winner.
So did you win?
Like, you're welcome into Western society.
You're a free person.
You're treating yourself like a slave, saying that we're the colonizers and you're the victim and you're in chains and you can't get anywhere and I live in this world of white privilege.
America is unique because it doesn't have classism.
It doesn't structure people by their accent or their caste.
Everyone who works hard gets a reward.
And your takeaway is you're a colonizer and you think you won, but I'm still in chains, but maybe I won.
You don't even know your own argument.
We're at conquering imperialism.
Imperialism.
That's true.
I mean, Hannibal led his elephants through the Mediterranean and took over southern Italy.
I can't remember how long he dominated the south of Italy for, but that was an African colonist.
The Moors left northern Africa and colonized Portugal and Spain.
I think they were there for 700 years.
So you did okay with colonizing, but no one holds a candle to the colonialization of the West, especially after the Industrial Revolution when England was everywhere.
It was the empire.
Everyone wanted to colonize.
We were just best at it.
Is that bad?
Like, why do you think the Indians in North America just sprung out of the ground?
They were constantly colonizing other tribes, other areas.
That's how history works.
The tribes were not innocent, peace-loving nature lovers who were just picking flowers and kissing buffaloes on the lips.
They were warring tribes.
Our tribe tended to do pretty darn good.
I don't say so myself.
Colonial is colonization.
Colonization.
They might be better at that than us and everybody else, really.
They ballsy.
They rose up all over the world and they walk into everybody's house and says, oh, this is nice.
I'm going to take your shit.
And they have no qualms about it.
What race is disproportionately represented in home invasions?
You may want to stay away from that analogy, my dear.
They can take anything, baby.
What exactly are people superior?
They're real good at violence.
Violence.
Genocide.
Wait a minute.
Violence?
Genocide, I think the winner is Mao at 80 million.
But then we have Stalin, who I guess is white.
And then we have Hitler.
He did a lot.
So sure.
Genocide, yep.
And what was the one before that?
Oh, yeah, violence.
If we check the crime stats, I think violent crime, you're going to find, well, they say 14% is responsible for 50% of violent crime in America.
They're talking about blacks, but it's really just 18 to 25-year-old black males.
So now it's not 14%.
It's more like 3% to 5% responsible for half the violent crime in America.
But yeah, white people are really violent.
What exactly are white people's superior at?
They're real good at violence.
Violence?
Genocide.
It's like stealing people's lives just because they feel like it.
If you are white and you know this is happening and you say nothing, it's funny.
You're a killer too.
You are adopting a whole philosophy that says it's okay to do this.
It's like how black people see God.
And part of that philosophy allows you to be ignorant, right?
And they're like, oh, I didn't know.
What exactly are white people superior?
Understand any of that.
Go back to black God.
And you see people's lives just because they feel ugly.
If you are white and you know this is happening and you say nothing, then you're a killer too.
You are adopting a whole philosophy that says it's okay to do this.
And part of that philosophy allows you to be ignorant, right?
And they're like, oh, I didn't know.
What is...
No, I know.
And the answer is we're not doing shit.
I think he's talking about cops killing black people.
And we're complicit in that.
It's not enough to be anti-racist.
It's not enough to be not racist.
You have to be anti-racist.
Cops aren't killing black people.
So what am I ignoring?
I think you're ignoring black crime.
Well, we'll save that for another day.
Exactly are white people superior at?
Taking what's not their taking shit.
Taking our ideas.
Copycatting.
Gentrification.
Taking your ideas.
Taking over other people's cultures and making you believe that they invented it.
Maybe they're thinking of it as repurposing.
It's like recycle and repurpose.
Yeah, that's what culture is.
All culture comes from something else.
Rock and roll comes from freed slaves, white and black.
Freed Irish slaves playing the guitar.
Freed black slaves playing the drums.
They merged together and created a new kind of music.
That's the origins of it.
Darma was saying, them white folk, they'll take it if you don't copyright it.
They are very.
So this, I think what they're talking about here is Led Zeppelin stealing the blues and Rolling Stone stealing the blues.
Who invented guitars?
Okay.
All musical culture, especially American culture, is a hodgepodge.
In fact, Thomas Sowell says most of black culture comes from Scottish rednecks.
What's the name of that boob?
White liberals, black rednecks?
Something like that.
He argues that the way that the black culture in America in the early days post-slavery was really raunchy and lots of swearing and cuss words.
And it's Scottish redneck culture that they adopted.
And I'm not mad.
You can have it.
They'll take it if you don't copyright it.
They are very good at destruction of land, destruction of people, destruction of humanness.
You're in the land that we stole, by the way.
You're welcome.
What exactly are white people superior at?
White people are not superior with anything.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
There's nothing.
Nothing.
I don't believe that they're superior in any way, shape or form.
Just because our skin color is different, you're no better than me, you're no smarter than me?
No, no superiority there.
Okay, fine.
I don't think his name was always A Wall Nation.
Hmm.
I feel like when I was working with him formed by Aaron Bruno, Red Bull Records, I thought it was Wolf something.
Wolf Nation.
Wasn't it?
Alright, way to waste your time with some stupid bullshit.
I apologize.
We have some cool songs that are for the interstitials.
And speaking of songs, remember a few days ago we were saying, what song would you like to go to war to?
And I chose God Flesh, the song Deadhead from the album Street Cleaner.
And someone made a video of me in war with that song.
Let's show it now.
Everyone over the hill now.
Well, I didn't see that.
It's just a fact.
That's dangerous.
People put facts at the end of videos.
The video stunk.
We have a fun gay person on the show today, Arielle Scarcella.
And she's an interesting person because she's liberal, I would say.
But because she doesn't give the trans thing 101% of her attention and take it 101% seriously and worship at the feet of the trans gods, she's a racist bigot, right-winger, trans folk.
She's a telepist.
She's a trans.
So just like you, you can't just be not racist, you have to be anti-racist.
You can't just say, I don't really care about trans.
You have to like support them.
You have to go to the rally and say they're being killed for no reason and scream about them all the time.
They are the new untouchable peoples.
And I don't know why.
I don't know why.
So we're going to talk to her in a second.
But before that, let's go to Election Gate and show the cool graphic that we have.
Soon we're going to have tons of graphics.
Some guy just sent us.
The guy who sent us that thing, that's the same guy that sent us a bunch of songs, right?
No, there's a couple of different people.
There's Daniel, there's Frank, and all sorts of big guys.
Thanks very much, guys.
Very cool.
I really appreciate it.
And so does...
Believe me, and I am always right.
Donald Trump.
War.
I sent you an email that says Dominion on it after I sent my notes.
You're going to have to follow it.
Anyway, that joke's ruined.
Shit.
That guy's a great Instagram account to follow.
But it just has someone from 650 Pound Life, and it says, when you have a Dominion voting machine, count your calories.
But yeah, some big news today that Tim Poole was talking about.
Do you want to do your Tim Pool impersonation and explain?
Yeah, ma'am.
Let's show yourself.
Well, I don't look like him, but here.
Oh, I popped a button.
That sneeze.
Hey, ma'am.
If you're going to sneeze, I totally get it.
Sometimes you've got to pop a button, man.
So, this article on CNN.
Yeah, keep going.
Well, what's the topic here?
The news.
Oh, the actual story.
Listen, a lot of people are going to say, oh, you're pro-Trump or whatever.
No, ma'am.
I'm trying to stay up to the next step.
No, the Georgia thing with one county had, what, 2,500 uncounted votes.
So it turns out 2,600 votes were uncounted.
Listen, ma'am, if you're going to steal the election, at least try to do it in a way that you're not going to get caught.
800 votes for President Trump come out, and this is like, hey, ma'am, we smell a fire.
So now we have to check out Arizona.
This is long from over.
President Trump has a real shot here.
It's a long shot.
Hey, ma'am.
You can trait when you're doing these imitations.
No, because I want to think like them and say things that they say, but I'm thinking with my brain.
And I also have to do the same thing.
So it's 2-2.
So they counted, they found 2,500, 2,600 uncounted votes in one county in Georgia.
Now, to give you context, in the Bush-Gore election, all of Florida, every single county combined, had a total of 1,000 uncounted votes.
This is one county in Georgia, just one, had 2,500.
And if they had been counted, Trump would have been ahead 800 votes.
More like a recounty.
That's huge.
That alone demands a Georgia recount.
But there's been no evidence.
No evidence.
They keep saying these dumb Trumpers think that there was Evidence of voter fraud.
Yeah, there's piles.
Piles.
At the very least, circumstantial evidence.
21.
Apparently, the system that they used to count our votes is the same system used in Venezuela.
Oh, yeah.
It's the same system used in Canada, too.
And Canada had major trouble with it.
But check this out.
A professor shows a student how easy it is to hack a Dominion voting machine.
I'm here to tell you electronic voting machines Americans got, wait, let me read the poll quote, got to solve the problem of voting integrity.
They turn out to be an awful idea.
That's because people like me can hack them all too easily.
And then he sits with the class.
I once turned a voting machine into a video game.
Imagine what the Russians and North Koreans can do.
I've even gone to Congress to raise the alarm.
That's another doozy right there.
Okay.
That's a big deal, man.
I think that's all we have for Election Gate.
Those are pretty big, though.
Sometimes we have a lot of little stories, but those are two doozies.
The Dominion machines are incredibly easy to hack.
And 2,500 votes in one tiny part of Georgia.
Speaking of tiny.
There you go.
Oh, he already approved you.
That was quick.
Yes.
All right, let's get to our new friend.
I'm trying to get her to do a show for us.
Ariella, are you there?
Yes.
Hey, how are you?
Good.
You've got a very scary name.
Arielle Scarcella.
It sounds like Vampyra or something.
Does it?
Yeah.
I mean, Halloween must be your month.
Halloween is my month.
I mean, it's the only time that I was comfortable being myself back in the day.
So I guess you could say that.
I would dress up in boys' clothes and be like, this is my costume.
And meanwhile, I was just trying to not be seen as a girl, I guess, back then, because I liked girls.
I didn't know that you could be a girl that liked girls.
I thought you had to be a boy to like girls.
It's a long story.
But yeah.
Well, that brings me to my first question.
I think I'm starting to identify with TERFs.
Why are lesbians cutting their tits off?
Why are lesbians cutting their tits off?
I think there are a lot of lesbians that are, in fact, women that don't like feeling feminine.
So there's a lot of butch women that don't like feeling feminine.
And I think having big boobs makes you feel more feminine.
And I agree with that.
Not that I agree with them cutting their tits off.
It's not really my choice.
It's their body.
But I can understand it because I have a very small chest and I've always felt more masculine than I probably should.
Because I think some parts of the world, even just in some parts of America, some guys or some girls will consider somebody like me more feminine because I'm smaller and thinner.
And then sometimes people will consider somebody with bigger chest, bigger butt, thicker, more feminine.
So it depends on where you are, I guess, and who you're with.
But I can understand why big boobs would be considered feminine and why some women would want them off.
It's disturbing how many people are doing it, I think.
But I don't think there's anything inherently morally wrong with it.
Does that make sense?
I think I do, though.
Did you see that video of those feminist lesbians in Britain?
I think they started the whole turf thing and they were running into some trans office of some trans woman saying, why are you encouraging young women to cut off their breasts?
Yeah, yeah, no, I think that's the problem.
I think the problem isn't with some lesbians doing it.
I think the problem is how many are doing it.
And I think that a lot of them are doing it because they think that they're trans or they think that they're non-binary or some of all these other new genders of the week.
When I think it's actually just an old school butch lesbian thing where they feel more masculine and they want to present more masculine, but they don't want to be a man.
Back in the day, people would just wear sports bras, and now for some reason, it's become cool and hip and I guess an easy way out, so to speak, maybe for them.
Well, in the Middle East, a lot of these Muslim countries, they say, we don't have any gays here.
And they're right in the sense that the lesbians cut their tits off and live as men, and the gays cut their dicks off.
So you're not really a gay anymore.
You're a woman with a mutilated genitalia.
And we're getting that bad.
Yeah, I think that in the Middle Eastern countries and Muslim countries especially, there's a lot of forced sex changes.
It's not that gays don't exist there.
It's that they're forcing gay people to transition.
So even if they do still feel like they're a female who just likes females, they will make them transition to male.
Not that you can transition to male, but to appear male, right?
So I think it's just a societal thing for them because they know that people can't change sex.
So still technically speaking, it's a female with a female, right?
But I think for them, it's visually and societally more acceptable when they see somebody presenting as a man and somebody presenting as a woman together, no matter what gender or sex they originally were.
And it's disturbing because it is undermining the fact that there are, you know, that the people are still homosexual, right?
It's still a real thing.
Yeah, it's almost like gay genocide because you're obliterating an entire group.
Yeah, no, 100%.
I think that's partially what's happening here.
I don't think for the same reason at all.
I don't think that people, it's not that people don't want to be gay.
I think it's that women don't want to be women.
And I think it's, because you see the trends, you can look up all the statistics.
Like, these are facts, you know.
I think it's like 80% of women, of people that are born female, I should say, are now like identifying, like where they would have just been lesbians before, right?
They're identifying as queer or non-binary or trans men or all these other labels, anything other than just identifying and being a woman who loves women.
And that's the part that disturbs me.
And it's also been proven, and there are, again, statistics and studies with this that show in high school, I can't remember where this study was done, or some, I don't know, some high school in the United States, a bunch of high schools, I mean, you're more likely to be accepted as a trans person,
you know, among teachers and classmates, I should say.
You're more likely to be protected, you know, because people are worried about, you know, transphobia and trans people getting killed and all these other things.
And that's legitimate, right?
It's like a real thing that happens sometimes.
But popularity, you know, socially and, you know, popularity-wise in these classrooms and for protection and protection-wise as well among the teachers, it's better for you to be a trans kid than to simply be a lesbian.
But my point was going to be, I don't care why this is happening.
In the Middle East, it's because of some bullshit with the Quran.
Here, it's because it's a fashion trend.
I think it's just a fashion thing.
But at the end of the day, we have mutilated children.
And that's a lot of people are regretting it.
And the people that haven't regretted it yet, in my opinion, it's just because they haven't gone fully through the transition yet.
If you look online, there are more and more detransition videos.
And I would say 99% of them are females, you know, females that thought that they were trans or thought that they were non-binary, whatever the fuck you want to call it, and realized like they went on with testosterone and realized, oh my God, this isn't for me.
And now they're going through life with their voice super deep.
Certain hair growth is going to be different.
Their facial features will be different.
Certain things will go kind of back to the way they were.
But, I mean, certain things aren't going to change, you know?
Well, if you take those hormones as a kid, those puberty blockers, I think you're infertile for the rest of your life.
I don't know.
I'm talking about people that are...
Most of the D-transitioners that I've seen are people that, like I said, are born female, call themselves non-binary, trans, queer, whatever the hell, go on testosterone around right before, right after they started puberty.
I see.
Yeah, it's usually that.
It's usually around 17, 18.
16's kind of like pushing it, but most of the D-transitioners are around 17, 18, 19, 20.
So they just finished puberty, and maybe that's why they thought that they were gender dysphoric.
I don't know.
Because that's when, I guess, your body starts to actually make significant changes between males and females.
Yeah, and it's really upsetting to me as a woman because lesbians are almost being completely erased, to be honest.
There was an article I read the other day on Pink News, which is a horrible site, by the way, like absolutely terrible site based in the UK, completely homophobic and all these other things, but they're super woke.
And they were talking about how there's only 15 lesbian bars in the United States left.
I think it was in the year 2000, there were like thousands of them, right?
Or something like that.
Yeah, I remember Meow Mix in the East Village.
Yeah, yeah, that's not even there anymore.
I think it's literally just Henrietta's and Cummie Hole.
I think that's the only two.
And I know everybody that goes to both of those, so you know, I'm not going there.
But anyway, so the lesbian circle is very small.
We'll just say that.
But like, you have an article written about, like, let's save the lesbian bars, save the lesbian bars.
And then literally the first paragraph says, lesbian bars, literally it says lesbian bars are important because it welcomes all people.
No, bitch, like, it's important because it's for lesbians.
It's the one place that we have, and you're making it about everybody else.
And it's interesting to see how they, you know, the people on the progressive left, the woke people, whatever, keep making it their duty to call out the misogyny on the right, let's say, which there is, of course, sometimes.
Like, there's hypocrisy on both sides and misogyny on both sides.
But when you say that women exist, like when you say, to me, that's when you say that lesbian bars exist, they're important because they exist for everybody.
That's saying that women are there to comfort people.
It's like, no, we're not there to comfort people.
We're there to be ourselves.
And we exist for ourselves, not for everybody else.
And that's a crazy misogynistic thing to say.
And this is coming from a progressive site.
I mean, it's just bizarre to me how people don't see, I hate using this word, but how lesbophobic, it's such a stupid word to say, but like how lesbophobic the progressive left has become.
Like I go to the people on the right, people on the center, anyone other than the far left, and they see how we're being like slowly erased, you know?
You take away the lesbian bars, now all the parties, you can't even say lesbian because it's not inclusive enough, right?
Yeah, I'm a lesbian.
You can't even say boys town because.
Yeah, you could call yourself a lesbian because nobody even knows what the hell the definition of woman is.
You go to the women's march and you ask women what they're marching for and they say women's rights.
And then you ask them what a woman is and they can't even say what a woman is anymore.
Like, it's crazy.
You're sounding like a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
Are you a TERF?
It depends on what you think a TERF is, right?
Like the definition of that is so broad now that everybody would probably be considered a TERF at some point in their life.
You know what I mean?
I think that there are cases of gender dysphoria, right?
And those people would be better off chopping their dick off or cutting their tits off.
Those people are freaks, and I would say there's like 17 of them in America.
Same with those body dysmorphia people that cut their legs off because they want to be crippled.
They're mentally nuts, and maybe they would be happier doing this bizarre operation.
The numbers we're getting today are more, I think gays are 1% of the population.
The amount of people calling themselves trans today is, I mean, we're getting up to, I'm just pulling this number out of my ass, but like 15 to 20%, especially in college, it's lunacy.
And what happens is you have these men becoming women, and the men end up bullying, taking over the field.
Like, I just saw the Australia's number one rugby female rugby player, and he looks like a white Mike Tyson, but he has long hair and a dress on.
I know exactly who Tyrone is.
You know that weird sport there where they throw a ball, and he's just like hulking over people?
Or you watch MMA, and you see some guy with tits just pounding a woman in the face, bam, bam, bam.
And I'm like, this is the dangers of equality.
No, it is.
Personally, I wouldn't call these people, I wouldn't say freaks.
That's kind of a harsh word for me.
I would say that they're people that do have a legitimate mental illness.
And it's been proven, right?
It's been proven that they have different brains and whatever went wrong, so to speak, it sucks.
But it shouldn't fall on women, on females, biological women, to make these people feel better and have them come into our spaces in that way.
That goes back to what you were saying with the lesbian bar.
It's all of this cry on my breasts kind of thing.
Yeah, like socially, I don't have much issue, believe it or not, with it.
If somebody like Blair White, who's a really good friend of mine, love her, if she came into a woman's space, I would not feel uncomfortable.
She presents as a woman.
She doesn't have any male, fully men, sorry, man experiences.
Man means gender.
You may want to check out her shoes the next time you see her.
Say that again, she what?
You may want to check out her shoes the next time you see her.
Shoes?
What about that?
Lady, lady, lady, and then these giant sneakers that are like this big.
Oh, no.
No, she's like, she's actually pretty little.
Like, she's not that, she's not tall at all.
I think she's like five.
Yeah, but she's got dude feet.
Have you ever seen Gigi Gorgeous and her Gigi?
Gigi is pretty tall.
Yeah.
Gigi is tall.
But you'll see.
She's got a really interesting man.
She's really dating men before her transition, and then she came out as a lesbian.
So I don't know how the hell that happened.
The man will have these little tiny cowboy boots.
And then the woman, Gigi, will have these massive shoes.
I heard she's trying to get pregnant.
And it's fine.
Put your penis in her vagina.
It'll work.
But she's like going to a gynecologist.
And the gynecologist is like, your clit's really long.
Yeah, she's the gynecologist.
You didn't know what the hell was going on.
Yeah.
And she was like, well, you know, I'm trans.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Penis and vagina.
Yeah, they make a baby.
Yeah, they go.
Yeah, you went full circle.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I think that, yeah, I think I have a problem.
I don't have a problem with people living their lives socially, right?
Blair was in my friend Jack, you know, our friend Jacqueline's bridal party.
That doesn't affect me at all.
She's living socially as a woman and to the best of her ability physically, right?
She wants to look, you know, wants to be a woman, wants to look like a woman, and that helps her dysphoria.
That's great.
But when you have people, like you said, in that sport, handball or whatever was called, the handball sport throwing the ball, and they look male still, and you're coming into our spaces because that's not a social thing anymore, right?
That's...
Can you still hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
It looked like it froze.
That's a biological thing now, right?
We're talking about biological differences.
Sports are sex segregated, not gender segregated.
Well, it's all related to the same thing.
It's this myth of equality.
We're not the same.
You're very different than me.
I bet if I got punched in the arm and you got punched in the arm, I bet I wouldn't have a bruise.
I bet you'd have a big blue bruise.
And I was talking about domestic abuse once, and I said, I got a lot of trouble for this, but I said, you can hit a woman for every 12 times she hits you.
So you're just like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, bang.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
And all of the conservatives were mad at me because they said, no, not 12.
It's never.
Like 1,200 punches you have to take.
And then the feminists were mad at me because they said, no, it's not 12 to 1.
It's 1 for 1.
She hits you once, you shit her the same.
And I'm like, my wife, if I punch her in the face, she'd die.
I would say instead of, if a woman hits a man, I would say instead of the man hitting back, if possible, the man should just, you know, detain her.
Like, just figure out a way how to put her arms behind her back or sit on her or something.
I'm not saying that she was right hitting him.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying most likely the man would hurt her way more than she hurt him.
Yes, and that's the irony.
It's best to just hold down.
That's feminism saying women are the same.
They're getting obliterated in sports.
Women are getting their tits cut off.
Lesbians are being erased from the planet.
And you're having a one-on-one fight with a man and a woman.
So, you know, earlier you were talking about sexism on the right.
And I think a lot of the perceived sexism on the right is us saying women are not the same as men, but they're not below us.
They're magic.
They're wizards.
They can make babies.
They're sentient beings.
Different doesn't mean less than.
It just means different.
Yes.
They're not even in the same.
They're wizards.
Baby came out of your vagina?
What the fuck?
And now it's running around talking?
That's what I can make you a little Play-Doh, baby.
Maybe.
I'll make the mouth move.
I can make you a puppet.
It's not real.
You're magic.
Yeah, I think a lot of people don't, again, like the trans women are women type of thing.
It's like, socially, yes, a trans woman can be seen as a woman and live her life as a woman, but biologically, we're still different.
Different doesn't mean less than.
And I think recognizing those differences is important.
And it's a very important conversation to have because then we have situations like males in female prisons, you know, abusing the self-ID laws.
And, you know, I don't think, do I think those males are actually trans women?
Probably not.
I think they're just asshole men abusing the privileges of self-ID.
But this is why we need to have those conversations because There's fear on both sides of the equation, right?
There's fear from biological women and there's fear from trans women, right?
So right now it's kind of in favor of trans women and it's kind of, it's lunacy.
It is not being nice, right?
You're in Brooklyn, right?
I'm what?
Are you in Brooklyn?
Yes, in Brooklyn, yeah.
Do you remember like a couple months ago, they had this rally for trans lives.
This is right at the peak of COVID.
And there must have been 200,000 people by the Brooklyn Museum.
And I was like, I heard that, I looked up a lot of them dying.
And a lot of the time it's because they're attracted to black gangster thugs, drug dealers, and that's just a dangerous relationship to be in.
And, you know, they get caught up in the lifestyle of drugs and whatever, they get killed.
But I looked up the four that they were protesting for.
And like, one of them ran at a cop with a gun.
One of them was murdered by her other trans girlfriend in some crazy love fight.
Like it wasn't a plague, but for some reason it's the hot thing.
So 200,000 people have to come out to talk about these four lives that were not indicative of a pattern.
No, yeah, and I have a video about that.
And so does my friend Rose of my friend Ashley Rose of Dawn, who's a trans woman YouTuber in the UK.
And she and I would, we pretty much agree on everything.
I think you would agree with her on a lot of things too.
She thinks this is complete lunacy too.
She believes that she just is a male who had gender dysphoria who lives her life as a woman now.
And if you look at her, you would not, not that passing necessarily legitimizes somebody's gender dysphoria.
But if you look at her, she did her best, does her best to present as a woman, lives her life as a woman.
And she thinks most of these people are crazy too.
And we did a video, the point was, that I was going to make was we made a video about the lies that the Transgender Day of Remembrance spreads.
It makes it seem like this is, like you said, they're killing all these trans people.
All these trans people are dying all over the world.
And I think it was like 30 worldwide or something, 30 in the United States.
Something so minute.
And most of, like they said, like we said in the video, most of the time it was either sex crimes, you know, like prostitution, and then they would get killed because of that, which is obviously still not okay, but it makes sense why it happened because people are crazy.
Or, you know, I think not even one of them was because, oh, I'm going to go out and kill this trans person.
Like, not one of them.
And they haven't even, I think they haven't said that.
They haven't lied about that.
But I think people just assume that that's the case.
And then, of course, organizations like the HRC and GLAD and all these other LGBT organizations are making money off of people feeling bad for things that aren't even happening, really.
Maybe gays are pushing the whole trans thing because it gets their numbers up.
The way makeup companies pretend that men are starting to wear makeup, they're just trying to double their customer base.
100.
Yeah, look at the new Harry Styles thing that everyone was going crazy about yesterday, him wearing a dress.
It's like, it's fine.
Like, I don't see anything wrong with that.
But like you said, of course, these companies are just trying to double their businesses.
Or in a lot of the not-for-profit LGBT world, they're trying to keep their companies alive.
What rights do we not have?
There are very few rights that we do not have anymore.
Which is why they shifted from gay marriage and adoption to all these other transgender, non-binary, everything, all these new gender of the week type of things, because they have to keep their organizations going.
These are multi-million dollar not-for-profits.
Without, you know, do some of these identities exist and are some of them valid?
Yeah, like these are legitimate experiences for a lot of trans people.
But most of them, in my opinion, are just, you know, it's the new emo, in my opinion.
A lot of them.
Arielle, I'm staring at the clock here.
It's a new way of women hating.
I'm staring at the clock because I know I'm going to lose you soon.
But I want to squeeze in two more questions.
Your daughter's 18.
No, 16.
Let's say you have a daughter.
She's 16.
She has huge tits.
She's definitely a lesbian.
There's no arguing that.
She's begging you for permission to cut her tits off.
What do you say?
At 16, I say no.
I would say wear clothes to hide the shape of your boobs if they're bothering you that much.
I would probably put her in therapy because I know from, I guess, secondhand experience, not personal experience, but we'll just say I dated somebody that had dysphoria, and I didn't know it at the time until they told me.
And it's usually, if it's not an actual brain thing, you know, something that you're born with, it's usually a result of trauma.
So I would go right to a psychologist and have my daughter talk to a psychologist or a psychiatrist and see if anything happened.
You know, unfortunately, I'd have to see if anything happened to her in her childhood.
Now you're adding more questions.
I was going to ask you.
What percentage of...
Okay, but what about gays?
Like, what percentage of lesbians are just lesbians because they were molested or something?
And what percentage of gays are gays because they're molested?
I mean, I go, I'll tell you my answer.
I think 95% of gay men were born that way and 5% were molested.
And I think with women, with lesbians, pulling these numbers out of my ass again.
With women, I think 25% had a horrible experience with a man and they went all women and 75% are born lesbian.
I don't know how to answer that.
I just wouldn't call them lesbians then.
I would say that they had a traumatic experience and are no longer attracted to men because of it.
And I think that's legitimate too.
Sure.
I just wouldn't call that lesbianism.
I think it's different.
I think it's a completely different experience.
I think both are valid.
I can't compare myself to somebody who has been raped and then no longer feels attracted to men because of that.
I just know that from as early as nine years old, I just knew that I wasn't attracted to men.
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
I just know.
So, this is a very different experience.
This does nothing for you.
I mean, if you put some of the fat from below up top, I mean, we might have something going there.
I could pull the fat up.
Okay, my last question is tied to all of this, actually.
I have a buddy.
He owns a bar called the Beachmont Tavern.
Gay guy.
He'd have all the LGBT stuff there.
They'd have gay parade.
It would end at the Beachmont Tavern.
Gaiety, gay, gay, gay, rainbow flags.
And normal people went there too.
Normal people.
Straight people, yeah.
Would go there too.
It was fun.
Then Trump came along.
They found out that he likes Trump.
Boom.
Gone.
Now cops go there out of sympathy for him because he would be bankrupt.
It's become a cop bar.
But why, and I'm sure all of this stuff, even you appearing with me is going to get you blowback from the gay community.
Why are gays so intolerant?
I think here's what I would say.
I think people in general are becoming more intolerant.
People that are victimhood, you know, victims for a living, we'll say.
I do not want to be that person.
I want to be a person that bridges the gap.
And if somebody like you offers me to come on their program and I can speak my truth and speak the truth for a lot of lesbians or LGBT people in general, why wouldn't I allow that to happen?
Why would I say, why would, like, you know, the famous picture of Ellen DeGeneres and George Bush and everyone was like, Ellen, you're crazy.
You're a terrible person for hanging out with him.
How do we know that she wasn't trying to, you know, like, like I said, bridge the gap?
Like, how do she blowing him?
She was having a conversation.
Yeah.
Like, we don't know what she was talking about.
And it's, you know, the guilty of guilty, you know, guilty by association type of thing.
It's not the way to forward civilization, in my opinion.
Like, we're not going to get anywhere by just being like, you can't even be friends.
It's like, you know, when you date somebody and you're like, you can't even be, like, you tell all your friends, you have to choose sides.
You can't be friends with my ex, even though we were all friends together.
Like, no, like, that's not how it should work.
It should be, we all do our best because we all have different perspectives.
And I think, genuinely speaking, we all really do want to make the world a better place.
It's just we have conflicting views.
And if we can have conversations with people that think completely differently than us, that's a great thing.
That's a great thing because years ago, that wouldn't even happen.
We wouldn't even have the ability to have those conversations in the first place.
You know?
That's what we're trying to do with this network.
We've got a, I'm a Christian.
We have an atheist show.
We have a show called Free Speech where it's left and right, just like you're doing on your YouTube thing.
I'd love you to have a show on this show, on this network.
Yeah.
And it's important.
Like there needs to be more conversation.
There needs to be more open conversation, like actually open conversation.
My friend Jacqueline is an atheist.
She was raised Catholic or Christian or something.
I don't know.
And she goes and talks to super Catholic Christians all the time.
She disagrees with them on a lot of things, obviously, but she understands where they're coming from.
And regardless of where they're both at in their life and their path, it's important that for some reason they were coming together at that one point to learn from each other.
And that's the only way you're going to become an actual more, actually a more accepting society.
Yeah, and it's good for your brain.
You want to stay in shape.
These people are mentally obese.
Do you mean obtuse?
No, I mean obese.
Like if you don't exercise, you get fat.
And if you don't debate and have different ideas, then your brain gets fat.
Okay.
It's out of shape.
Okay, I can see that.
Yeah, I think the trophy for every kid mentality is showing its true colors now.
I think.
I mean, like, I grew up, and I remember I played softball one year, and we lost every game.
It was unfair.
It was unfair.
The teams were stacked.
Like, we had nobody and the other team had everybody because they were a travel team, whatever.
But, you know, we lost every game.
We were a terrible team.
You know, I was the only good, me and this girl, Rosalind, were the only good players.
And we didn't get a trophy.
The coach literally said, y'all sucked.
You don't get shit.
And we were like, you're right.
We knew.
We knew we sucked.
We enjoyed playing, so we didn't care that much.
We knew it was unfair what happened.
But we weren't, you know, it's okay to lose.
It's okay to not know.
It's okay to grow.
It's okay to learn.
It's okay to see things differently.
And people don't think that way anymore.
And that's causing this huge division.
And I'm just, I'm not okay with that.
You and I are from Brooklyn or from New York, whatever.
No matter how much you disagree with somebody in New York, you can have a conversation with them.
That's kind of maybe just a New York thing.
And I'm grateful that I grew up in a place that was like that because I think it's very, very, very difficult to have conversations with people like that from other places around the world.
Yes.
Ariel, we're out of time.
I can't thank you enough.
I could talk to you all day.
Religion, that's a whole other thing we could talk about.
But let's have you back on very soon.
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you so much, Gavin.
Let me know when this goes live so I can tweet about it.
Okay, I will.
All right.
Thank you.
Bye.
I was going to see if you were going to say something cool for the drop.
You want to try it?
Okay.
Run.
You fucked it up.
Okay.
I'm going to mute it.
Fag zone.
Run.
It's hard.
Because you don't know what chunk of chunker chunk.
That should be the name of Ariel's show, The Fag Zone.
No, that's copyright infringement, man.
All right.
This has been a very long show.
I hope you enjoy Ariel as much as I do.
It's just nice to see someone rational on the left for a change.
And I honestly think that once we get through all of this bullshit, you'll see that we don't really disagree on that much.
Like with immigration, no one hates Mexicans.
That's not a thing.
We just think 30 million illegals is a lot and we should have borders.
You say no borders, but every country in the world has borders.
Like, I don't think you lefties understand your own argument.
Do you know what Mexico does to their illegals?
They ship them up and they throw them out.
They put them in a school bus, drive them to border, and drop them off.
They also shoot them.
They also imprison them.
It's not fun to be an illegal alien in Mexico.
Anyway, let's go to the mailb.
So this is from Linda.
She sent us an article.
Morrissey would push button to kill Trump for humanity's safety.
I thought he was our guy.
Oh, reprieving.
You talked about those songs.
Are we showing them later?
What songs?
The songs people sent in.
Oh, now we'll wait till they're actual things.
Okay.
But that's your job.
Before tomorrow's, or no, before Thursday's show, you better have a racism and what, did they do a feminism one?
I'll look at what they have, yeah.
They did a racism song.
That's easy.
Just show some weird shit, like a black guy in a Klan uniform, a black guy with the Confederate flag.
You know what I mean?
Topsy-turvy stuff.
British singer Steven Patrick Morrissey expressed his willingness to kill President Donald Trump if given the option.
He thinks that doing so is for the interest of humanity.
That sucks.
The guy's anti-immigration, anti-Islam.
He's a British nationalist.
What a joke.
Morsey said the American media helped Trump win.
What?
Have you tuned into the American media?
Trump received so much attention, especially when compared to other candidates.
Bernie Sanders, for example.
Although the media said he will not win every day, all the headlines, Trump, Trump, Trump.
Yeah, they were all calling him an asshole.
The American media helped Trump.
Yes, they first created it.
Whether they criticize him or laugh at him, he does not care.
He just wants to see his picture and his name.
The American media have shot themselves in the leg.
Well, you're in my bad books then, you joke.
What a joke.
I'm not going to buy any of his merch.
And I'm definitely not going to take him to church.
Take a point.
Johnny was walking around our old neighborhood and his daycare, pre-K thing, was in a church.
And he goes, hey, Dad, I never realized my school was also a church.
Dear Gav, last week one of the UFC preliminary fighters got his ear ripped off when he got hit with an elbow.
I got hit with an elbow today doing drills.
There's that jab from Brocky Mai, and now Griffin's starting to wear it a little bit.
Actually, it looks like a pretty significant realistically.
He's got to be covered in blood.
You saw that stump.
Yeah, it looks like we missed the year.
It's better to like him to disappear.
We're watching a lot of MMA.
There's some aftermath that you'll be...
Oh, there it is.
Looks like it happened already.
Ugh.
Here it is.
Holy shit.
He seemed weirdly unfazed by it.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
The elbow comes around 50 seconds into the video, but it takes a while for the fighters and the ref to notice.
I attached a close-up shot as well.
Other ideas.
I want to rape you with my bathtub.
I want to rape you in the bathtub with my heels on.
That sounds very awkward.
Yeah.
Like sex in a car.
That's one of those things that sounds good, like sex in a car, and then you actually do it and you're like, ow, your arm is.
Okay, so wait, this is from.
Yeah, Morrissey's greatest sin according to cancer culture.
It is and always has been his unabashed love of British and Western culture, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, this woman sent me a letter saying Morrissey's awesome.
He's a great British nationalist.
He's the original proud boy.
And then she realizes he wants to kill Trump and goes, maybe not.
Hey, Gavga and Minnie Riceball, Police Scotland and the SNP are at it again.
Oh, Scotland.
Scotland, I love you, but you're bringing me down.
Police plan to recruit our smart services in crime fight.
This is a guy who's directly affected by this shit.
This man was arrested for teaching his dog to Zieg Heil.
Maybe his dog taught him to be a Nazi.
It listens to you all the time.
It monitors everything you say.
It's all stored in some mysterious server somewhere that you don't know about, but it can update your shopping lists and it can switch the lights over.
A small price to pay for a complete, absolute violation of your privacy.
Right, yes, that one's nuts.
Hey, computer, are you listening to us?
I'm designed to protect your privacy, so I only listen after your device detects the wait word, or if the action button is pushed.
On echo devices, you'll always know when your request is being processed because a blue light indicator will appear or an audio tone will sound.
You can learn more by visiting amazon.com/slash Alexa Privacy.
Hey, computer, could you be accessed by the FBI?
Here's something I found on the web.
According to nydalenews.com, last year, the Justice Department tried to force Apple to unlock the phone of a terrorist shot dead after the mass shooting in San Bernardino.
I don't trust you.
You're a bitch.
Dear Grandmaster Gavin Ching Chang Charlie, on a recent episode, you spoke about interviewing Paul Stanley and him not being impressed by Ace's success with New York Groove.
It's easy to write a song about a city.
That pandering closet case would know he wrote Detroit Rock City and isn't from Detroit.
At least Ace is from New York.
If you didn't know, New York Groove was actually released a few years earlier by a band named Hello.
Although I prefer Ace's rendition.
Yeah, you know who always tells me that songs were already a song?
It's Jim Goad.
Yeah, it's too slow.
Oh my god.
Doesn't the one second from the left look like a bartender we know?
Second from the left.
Who are you talking about?
The second went in from the left.
Well, what's the left?
Our left?
The left-hand side, like...
What bartender?
The blonde guy.
You don't know who I'm talking about?
No.
At that bar?
I'll tell you afterwards.
It looks pretty good.
Dear Gavin, this is about a thousand words and there's no paragraphs.
And he calls himself semi-private LGBT Trump supporter.
Dear Gavin, I'm a bisexual, though I lean 80% gay.
I was married to a woman for 20 years.
Spend my entire teen years feeling, believing I was straight, no joke.
Started to sense the shifts, blah, blah, blah.
When my marriage was ending several years ago, I had to get off the fence and remember who I really am.
I sensed, I may be more bi-curious.
Blah, blah, fucking blah.
Fortunately, I sold an AK and AR-15 right before those crazy riots.
I still have firearms.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I really like your patriotism and wanting to defend this country.
Where are we going with this?
There's no rulebook for being gay.
It's incredibly, it's incredible how many gay men have been married.
Jesus, H Christ.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
I definitely know how to fight if ever needed.
Defending myself in high school from a bully after being...
Why are you talking like this is a stranger who doesn't include his name and then just writes to me like he's my long-lost brother and I give a shit.
I don't care about you.
In episode 38, you said some dyke who looks like a fag look like she should be named Kyle.
My name is Kyle and you have hurt me today.
My brother's named Kyle and I'm aware of that.
20 years ago, when yet another comedy hero of mine, George Carlin, slandered my name with his infamous Tucker, Todd, and Kyle bit, it took me two nights and two days to get over it.
Today I find myself in another dark place.
I think I speak for 51% of Kyle's out there when I say, crawl back into the bottom of a tequila bottle, you wormy-faced, bedwetting, scrawny little fat cell.
Whoa.
And I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It's just a goofy, it's a goofy fucking name, okay?
Hi, what's your name, Todd?
I'm Todd.
And this is Blake and Blair and Blaine and Brent.
Where are all these goofy fucking boys' names coming from?
Moms.
This is from Jason.
Dear Gavin and Lord Emperor of the Fagsone here has a question for you.
I've always wanted to have a luxurious flowing beard, but genetics have crushed those dreams.
I might be able to pull off a mustache, though.
So with all this retarded lockdown shit going on, I figured it'd be the perfect time to give it another shot.
Check out this picture of me with my four weeks of growth.
I feel like I'm starting to look like a trailer park meth chef, but at nearly 41 years old, I don't think it's going to get much better than me.
Should I give up or keep going?
I hope you like my new sunglasses.
I like you more than a friend.
Jason from Zimmerman, Minnesota.
Looks like Max.
Ooh, looks like you're kind of balding, dude.
That's about as balding as I am, and I'm 50.
On the facial hair thing, I mean.
On the facial hair, are those ever...
I don't think those are ever going to come in.
No.
What are you, a chink?
I mean, for the same amount of time, I have thicker colors.
I think if you grew that out, you would just have like a long, like, Chinaman wispy thing.
So I would just give up on the beard.
It's never, ever happening.
You have bald patches that don't grow hair.
You could keep that as a goatee, though.
Yeah.
But not grow it too much.
Your mustache is looking great, sir.
Hang in there.
Give up on everything else, but maintain your mustache.
My wife's Indian side has plenty of men, and they're basically Asians.
That's why they look Asian.
And they can't grow mustaches for shit.
My brother-in-law finally did it.
It took him like five years, and he's got the most badass, cool, like Stacey Keach Charles Bronson superstash now.
Charles Bronson, yeah, man.
You have to believe in yourself.
You can do it.
It's not easy.
This was not made overnight.
I've been growing my mustache since I was like 20.
30 years I've had a mustache.
Anyway, let's get to do the final video song.
It's Mack Lamore.
That's Mack O'More.
Mack Lamore.
He got a mustache.
He got a mustache.
Macklemore's mustache.
We're lucky to have these people make these songs for us.
So true.
Speaking of blacks being faster thinkers, I don't think a white person could have come up with this kind of dialogue, this narration.
This is one of my favorite Instagram accounts.
It's so fucking funny.
I take a guy pooing in a department store and turn it into Michelangelo.
Yo, I had to touch on this.
Casually chin-scratching off the escalator, my man's dropping nuggets in front of the luggage.
And my man here that just wanted to be in and out to replace his neutral bullet is going to be thrown for a loop, a curveball.
Changed his whole day.
Pure fright.
That's Samson night.
He knows what it is.
Mid-slide, that fresh load hit his nose.
And he don't want to move.
You don't know the severity or the level of madness that's underneath you.
Can't put your hand down.
You got to stay calm, find a leverage point, and push yourself out of there.
But look at this guy, he's like a camper, a runner.
He's used to doing shit like this.
There's still questions: what's his underwear setup?
How did he know it was going to be a clean drop?
Was it premeditated from downstairs?
Why not a bathroom?
I didn't see urgency in the rest.
It was more calm and seasoned.
Was the blind corner a coordinated drop zone to maximize the point of impact?
Did you target him?
Maybe he knows him.
And in that case, you're a master of warfare.
Caught him when he was most vulnerable, khaki day, with innovative neurotechniques that I couldn't imagine adapted into my arsenal.