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Nov. 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN [2020-11-19 - S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN]

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	Well, there's a pretty little baby on the cabin board, and the little house gold baby on the door.
	I love that girl with the golden hair.
	And the Tennessee stirs in Tennessee Mary.
	With cabin McKinnon.
	I fucked it up bad.
	So Fergie, do you have that?
	I wasn't very quick on the pause there.
	Nope.
	What's going with my hair?
	I didn't touch it today.
	I thought, let's give it some body.
	You know, keep the black goop out.
	I wear Razak for perms.
	It's black women's perm control.
	Black people always tell me that I smell like their aunt.
	But this is what it would normally be if it was free to be you and me.
	I talk about my hair when I come on the show because that's what Anthony Cumi does, and he's my mentor.
	I see that.
	Okay, maybe I should stop talking about my hair.
	Trump is not impressed.
	We've got a fucking jam-packed show for you today.
	I mean, the news cycle's going Bananese, and we did a live show yesterday at All Call-Ins.
	So fuck, even the newspapers I got have piled up.
	We've got a very New York-specific story here about De Blasio and Cuomo.
	Just trust us, if you don't live in New York, we are dealing with the two biggest dunces imaginable.
	Imaginable.
	This guy has murdered people by putting them in old folks' homes when they have Corona.
	The only people really vulnerable to Corona are olds and fats.
	So he killed a bunch of olds.
	And then he wrote a book.
	COVID's still going.
	He wrote a book about how well he handled COVID.
	He didn't handle it well.
	And it's not over.
	Did you write a book about winning World War II in 1942?
	Hitler wrote a book on how I won World War II in 1942.
	That's how bad he is, and he's always sucked shit.
	And then this fucking useless boob.
	Wait till I show you the tree in Rockefeller Circle.
	Rockefeller Square?
	Center.
	Center.
	It's hilarious.
	It's a great example of socialism.
	But I also want to talk about my boy Dupree G.O.D., rapper from East New York, who was on the front page of the post yesterday on top of a bus with a flamethrower.
	He owns a flamethrower.
	But yeah, white privilege.
	Whites can get away with anything.
	He regularly uses a flamethrower in his rap videos.
	So he's been arrested for this.
	I will give you that.
	But he knows he'll be out in 10 seconds.
	And he's already using it as a marketing thing.
	Seeing if he can get PR of that.
	We'll get to that.
	Another South African...
	Or no.
	Another African.
	Yeah, using a flamethrower.
	I want one.
	They're legal to have.
	They are illegal?
	They are legal.
	You could buy them from the boring company.
	I don't know if the state's laws might vary, but.
	Huh.
	You can't jump on a bus and inflame them in public.
	That's, I think, where they drop the flame.
	You call it flaming them?
	That's what you call using a flamethrower?
	Yes.
	What is going on with this fucking do?
	The opening song, though, we're getting ahead of ourselves, was from a great Canadian documentary about homeless men called Carts of Darkness.
	And they're in northern Vancouver where there's a death a day.
	Vancouver.
	Actually, more specifically in the, what's it called?
	The Gaslight District or something.
	There's a death a day from heroin.
	But these guys are just good old-fashioned drunks.
	And they sit on their ass, they drink booze, and they also race shopping carts.
	And I don't know, I just watched it going, my whole life I've been raised to hate white men and know that they're the worst things in the world.
	And then you get older and you go, not only are these guys not so bad, I kind of like them.
	They're pretty cool.
	It's like dads.
	When I first became a dad, I would see dads with daughters, like picking them up from figure skating or something when I was picking up my boys from hockey.
	And I would just, I had been brainwashed to think, oh, they probably hate that they have daughters and they're probably dicks, you know, rolling their eyes.
	And I see he's helping her with her thing and, you know, saying, you were great out there today.
	Great.
	Grand JéTé or whatever they do.
	Look at these fucking guys.
	That's got to be what?
	45 miles an hour?
	Maybe 50.
	He's got some good speed.
	Now, what if a car pulls out?
	Like, how do you break?
	I think the way you break is you just break your leg.
	Like this, for example.
	Whoops.
	He's going nice and straight.
	He's a very talented cart racer.
	Look at that.
	He's got one of those good carts that don't have like the mop strings caught in the wheels.
	You know what would be cool if you worked somewhere at the bottom of the hill with a guy who lived near you.
	He was in a truck.
	And he went to work earlier than you.
	So you didn't get a ride in with him or you'd just be sitting on your ass for four hours.
	But you did the second half shift.
	You're only part-time.
	So that's how you get to work.
	And then when you get there, at the end of the day, you load your shit into his truck and he drives you home.
	That's pretty great.
	So that's just you on your way to work.
	Hey guys, I'm here.
	Ready to work at Arby's.
	Anyway, very charming.
	Dudes and Carts of Darkness.
	Today's book is The Professor and the Madman.
	The Madman.
	The Madman.
	This is a very fun romp of a ride, and it is about the creation of the Oxford English Dictionary, which was basically written by one dude.
	This nut named C.W. What was his name?
	Minor?
	Dr. C.W. Minor.
	He just sent them all in to this professor, James Murray.
	So James Murray was getting all these submissions for the OED, and he'd read them and go, you know, Aardvark, a long-snouted mammal, primarily eats ants.
	And he'd be like, yeah, that's pretty good.
	Now, blah, blah, blah fix it up a little bit.
	That goes in.
	And then they're going through them all and they go, fucking...
	10,000 of these are from one guy.
	10,000 of the words in the Oxford English Dictionary from one man, a Civil War survivor.
	What year were they making this?
	1857 was when they began.
	And he was a Civil War survivor who was an absolute fucking lunatic who was in a hospital for the criminally insane.
	So criminally insane man has documented our language.
	Now, if that don't hook you, I don't know what I'm hooked.
	Yeah, you'll be reading that very soon.
	We were doing vocabulary.
	I'm sorry with all your other books, right?
	Well, I did a vocabulary quiz the other day.
	Uh-huh.
	Me and my girl, and I'm pretty good.
	I know a lot of good vocabs.
	Really?
	I like playing Scrabble with you because I don't have to wait around.
	You'll be like, pig, at.
	I have not played Scrabble with you.
	Car.
	Cat.
	You know what fucking Ryan said the other day?
	He goes, hey, can I board your car to go visit my girl?
	I'm like, no.
	And he goes, okay, well, it's just like, she's gotten rid of her cat.
	This is the last day I'll be able to see it.
	Yeah.
	This is the last day I'll be able to say goodbye to a fucking cat.
	Cats, which, by the way, are not domesticated, and unlike dogs, they hate you.
	They want to eat you.
	They just can't because you're too big.
	Why do you...
	That's like loving a wolf.
	He did try to eat my feet.
	Oh, tell me more.
	Well, you know, like you put your leg off the bed, it's comfortable.
	You just go, oh my gosh.
	He was like, what are you doing in my bed?
	Right?
	Pretty much.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	That's a great story.
	Maybe that's a basis for a new show.
	Ryan's Cat Talk.
	Wouldn't that be great?
	And you could just, you could have guests come in and talk about their fun little pets and what they do.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	Not just cats.
	It could be Ryan's cat show.
	It's primarily cats.
	But then you have someone bring in their little shih tzu.
	You can give advice.
	Clean out the anal glands.
	Little tips on how to cat.
	I love it.
	I love, I love people talking about their fucking loser.
	How about you call it for real?
	That you're not even eating.
	I mean, my dog I hate.
	No, I don't hate him.
	That requires too much effort.
	I disavow it.
	But at least it's a fucking alarm.
	And anytime anyone takes one step onto my driveway, he goes delirious.
	You're indifferent towards your dog.
	I'm totally indifferent.
	I can see, though, how someone might love a German Shepherd just because you can wrestle with him and stuff.
	I could get into that.
	But even then, I would just go, there's a stupid animal that has been trained to love me.
	You know, that came up with one of the Proud Boys in D.C. They said it's really hurtful when he talks about dogs being shit because a lot of combat veterans, like, that's how they deal with their PDSD.
	Okay.
	They love the dog.
	So let me get this straight.
	You have to have almost had your head blown off and watched your best friend die to like a dog.
	Okay, that's not a great case for dogs.
	It's sort of like when people say there's no atheists in foxholes.
	Okay, so I need a gun pointed to my head before I believe in your thing.
	I don't use that analogy.
	And God bless the vets who are helped by having dogs.
	That's fantastic.
	Like Terry Shepard.
	He posted a thing about his dog.
	He's like, you're literally everything to me or something.
	That's sad.
	Why didn't he ever get married and have kids?
	He didn't?
	Nope.
	That stinks.
	I know.
	It made me think he was gay for a little bit.
	But you know what Terry and I talked about once?
	And I feel this every time I see football players and they show them and they're hitting each other's backs and stuff.
	And I see any kind of sports star or some guy climbing a mountain, free climbing.
	I just think, why can't we take all the chicks and gays and pussies out of the army and then put in all the athletes and daredevils and just have this fucking army of men?
	And Terry Shepard said, I think that too.
	Every time I see those guys dive in squirrel suits, I'm like, can't we have you?
	Like that lady's grandfather from yesterday that called and it's like, you're obviously a loose cannon.
	You shot a man.
	Who is that?
	The one that said her grandfather's in the army and she shot a guy and then they were like, you're perfect.
	And you're in a lot of trouble.
	She didn't shoot a guy?
	No, no, her grandfather shot a guy.
	Okay, shut up.
	1-3 is more...
	This is becoming controversial, but I'm showing you white men being cool, which is evil.
	I was tired of my lady.
	We've been together too long.
	Aren't they evil?
	Look at their privilege.
	Gotta say, guys with sons, get your kid into sports, get them on a team.
	Ideally, you send them to boarding school, but most people can't afford that.
	And a lot of kids are, a lot of moms won't let you take their baby away at such a young age.
	But my son's baseball team, like, they are a fucking crew.
	I don't understand their jokes.
	They have all this inside talk.
	They say fat, meaning it sucks, or I just don't like it.
	Like, I go, well, how'd you guys lose that last game?
	And he goes, ah, we sucked and they were fat.
	It doesn't mean obese.
	Get into trouble, finally.
	Anyway.
	Go to my parlor, speaking of evil white men.
	I'm jumping into racism right away, and we don't have a racism card, do we?
	Not yet.
	I was in the midst of making it.
	You have the song, just throw in some dumb footage.
	No, not that.
	Go down more.
	Okay, so first, scroll more down.
	So, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	Justice for Liberty, go up.
	No, go up.
	Okay, that one.
	That could be thousands around the country.
	Look at this fucking stupid, idiotic tweet.
	Trump's Prowboys might be the most dangerous extremist group in the country.
	What?
	Thanks to gateway radicalization and GOP acceptance.
	I'll explain gateway radicalization in a sec.
	It takes, it's a bit of a pretzel to unpack, unfurl.
	Hundreds went to D.C. last weekend to protest democracy and stab folks.
	There was no stabbing last weekend.
	There was a woman who pulled out a switchblade who was summarily knocked out.
	The previous week, there was a stabbing.
	Three proud boys and a woman were stabbed.
	Actually, four proud boys were stabbed, but one of them had plates on a vest.
	So the guy was just hitting the plates and saying, fuck as he was stabbing him because his knife wasn't going in.
	They went out.
	This gang of black thugs went out that night last weekend and went, let's kill some fucking Trump supporters, some fucking racists.
	Let's just kill some whites.
	And Enrique overheard them as they were attacking this old guy in a suit.
	It was like, what?
	They go, I've been waiting to do this all night.
	And they start lunging at him.
	Proud boys show up.
	Enrique gets stabbed in the stomach.
	Other white guy gets slashed like this across his ear and his face.
	The big, huge dude gets stabbed in the back, but it doesn't take, which pisses off the criminal.
	Like, oh, fuck, I wanted that to go in.
	And then Bevlyn Beattie, eccentric black woman who doesn't like Black Lives Matter, gets shrunk right in the back, collapses her lung.
	She just got out of the hospital.
	And the takeaway from Luke O'Brien, who I'm told has relatives who are associated with Nazis.
	They either collect Nazi memorabilia or they were Nazis or something.
	I don't know.
	I got to find evidence of that.
	Please send it in to the show if you have it.
	There's her blood.
	And the takeaway from the illiterate alt-left is they went to DC to stab people and there could be thousands of them.
	So then the article he links to in that thing is an article by some fucking dunce.
	What's his name again?
	Dan Kromchuck or something?
	This guy is one of these people like Will Summer, like Andy Campbell, like fucking, what's his name?
	Jared Holt, the Nazi glasses.
	Totally, no, no, go back to the parlor I had.
	Right, so for some, joining the proud boys.
	So look up that one.
	That's on Vice.
	So this guy is totally focused on white men behaving badly, specifically white conservative males.
	Like he doesn't do Antifa.
	He doesn't do black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews.
	He doesn't do Islamic terrorists murdering infidels.
	No.
	These guys only focus on right-wing white people behaving badly.
	So what do you end up when you focus on that?
	Well, Proud Boys are alleged to be white supremacists.
	So you focus on that.
	You turn, you close your eyes when there's a black one or Enrique.
	You close your eyes.
	And then you have bullshit like the base, Atom Woffen, this Wolverine crew that were allegedly going to go kidnap the Michigan governor.
	Look at this fucking child.
	He looks like a little kid trying to look old.
	He's got sad boy eyes.
	Yeah.
	I'm intense.
	I'm standing up to Atom Waffen.
	Now, I've looked up these groups, and every time you find them, it's like four incel autistic kids in college who aren't getting laid, are frustrated.
	They're sitting around going racist, and then the feds go, hey, man, they get on the chats, and the feds start saying, we should go kidnap the governor, and they go, yeah, gotcha.
	Well, they didn't really catch them.
	I've never seen this.
	I've seen that picture before.
	It's from 1980 in Italy.
	Scary.
	And it's linked up.
	They put it up when they talk about proud boys and stuff.
	So they don't exist.
	It's not a thing.
	Okay?
	Well, the FBI says it is.
	Well, the FBI, first of all, I don't trust them.
	Secondly, they said domestic terrorism.
	That can include Antifa, by the by.
	And the fact that you turn a blind eye to bona fide terrorists like black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews at kosher delis here in Brooklyn, brutal anti-Semitism in Brooklyn Heights, you totally ignore that and you just focus on white people behaving badly,
	is a pathetic pussy move, you fucking loser racist.
	If you're obsessed with a certain type of white guy being bad, you are a racist.
	You're not about fighting hate.
	That's what I do.
	I focus on hate to prevent Nazis.
	And that's not that esoteric.
	Like, sure, these are little kids playing journalists, all dressed up in this ill-fitting suits like they're going to a fucking job interview at Marks and Spencer.
	But it's also relatively mainstream.
	I talked to a guy at Reuters, a grown man, who's like, well, these groups are a danger.
	And I go, why again?
	And he goes, well, they want to kill millions of people.
	How about radical Islam killing 3,000 people in one plane crash on September 11th?
	Is that a threat?
	How about the head lying on the street in Paris?
	Is that an issue?
	Some people did some things.
	How about the 32 dead people murdered in the past five months at these Antifa BLM riots?
	Yeah, what about Heather Heyer?
	Oh, Lord.
	You mean the overweight woman who was either hit by a car or had a heart attack, who showed up to beat up Nazis in her sweatpants and flip-flops?
	And then another incel autistic dude is spooked by Dwayne Dixon of Redneck Revolt, who points a gun at him.
	People are smashing his car.
	He gets scared, accelerates, hits or scares a woman to death.
	He gets 430 years in prison for that?
	The average prison sentence for murder, I believe, is like 15 years sentence with, you know, pleas and everything, bringing down the average to like eight years.
	But 430 years for an accidental death, which could have been argued as self-defense.
	Not that I'm defending fucking Nazis.
	And then you have things like 1-4.
	A black guy goes into a white woman's house and he's just like, fucking honkies.
	I hate them.
	Just like the predators, the super predators, as Joe Biden would say, or Hillary, sorry, he calls them predators.
	Hillary says super predators.
	Just goes in.
	Ed Yates Henderson.
	His name is David Henderson.
	White couple violently murdered in their own home by a black male in a random act.
	He just walked in the house and he went, fuck you, shot them dead in their homes.
	You will not hear a peep about this case.
	You have to go to unsreviewed.com.
	Which is what?
	Who does that?
	I don't know.
	You don't know anything.
	That's never heard.
	That's Sailor.
	The fact that you've never heard of the Uns Review is almost as bad as when you hadn't heard of Dana Lash or you knew what she looked like.
	It's an alternative media site, not mainstream.
	That's true.
	Yeah, good.
	That's true.
	So that horrific murder.
	Go down a bit.
	Let's read more about it.
	Because, you know, you're never going to hear it anywhere else.
	10 felony counts, including first-degree capital murder connection.
	Police believe Walden got into the home through an unlocked door and said the crime was absolutely horrific after he allegedly stabbed the couple to death.
	Oh, sorry, he didn't shoot them.
	Scroll down.
	Police believe Walden got into the...
	Oh, sorry.
	They described the act as random.
	I've been doing this for 32 years and I can count on one hand the number of times that the victim has no relationship and we can find no nexus between the victim and the suspects.
	So it's extremely rare for something like this to occur.
	Yeah, the motive was race.
	It was racism.
	All of these cunts who are obsessed with the Wolverine coalition might want to focus on this example of racism.
	And if you don't, you're fucking racist.
	Remember I looked up Adam Woffen?
	Because the allegation that Antifa says about Andy No is you put us on kill lists for Adam Woffen.
	I go, oh shit, there's a group of Nazis that are going around killing Antifa?
	Thank God.
	That's what someone said the other day.
	I said it too.
	If Proud Boys or these groups really were the threat you say they were, you'd be dead.
	Which is why you don't write about El Chapo or Aryan nations or bona fide gangs because they kill you.
	You're a fucking pussy poser fag.
	So I look up Adam often and it's like four dudes in college and they go, multiple deaths associated with this group.
	And I go, shit, that's pretty bad.
	What did they do?
	Blow up a building?
	Like, you know, Muslims do?
	Well, no, I think one of them like stabbed his girlfriend's parents.
	And then the other one was stabbed because one of the four became a Muslim.
	And then these guys were making fun of him for being a Muslim.
	So he went back and killed one of them.
	So a psycho who killed parents in some love triangle bullshit.
	And then a Muslim who was a member of their silly gang and then killed one of them.
	Yeah, let's focus the attention on that.
	Not the 32 deaths that have happened at the BLM Antifa rights over the past five months now, six months?
	32 deaths I counted.
	That's several dozen.
	Zero attention.
	Doesn't matter.
	Fuck that sheriff who got shot.
	It has many members and many years in the making.
	Our exact numbers are not to be talked about too publicly, but we are over 40 members strong.
	No, you're not.
	Large concentration in Florida in various chapters, Certi.
	Yeah.
	What is it?
	Two per state?
	What the fuck?
	Black shirts.
	Anyway, that's enough race for one day.
	We have a cool racism.
	Oh, yeah, we don't have that, but we have a cool Proud Boy setup.
	But before we get to all that, let's focus on Dupree G.O.D., my new favorite rapper.
	He's a multi-talented guy who not only does he rap, but he does comedy sketches.
	But let's start with this incident.
	So 1-5, this was not, he was doing a rap video.
	You never see these videos, though.
	He jumps from, I think, an ice cream truck or something, food truck, onto the bus, then takes out his trust.
	Nice jump, huh?
	Ooh.
	That's a ballsy jump.
	You're definitely going to break an ankle.
	With a flame?
	He's really good with it, too.
	Driver, there's someone on the roof.
	Oh, okay.
	What are they doing?
	They're shooting flames 100 feet into the sky.
	You know how to film that, by the way, if you're making a rap video?
	You rent a Phantom.
	They're an ultra slow-mo cam, and it looks just as beautiful as a normal camera.
	They're like, I think like five grand a day.
	We rented one at my ad agency and punched me in the head a few times.
	And you can see your face go juju juju.
	So he's in the New York Post, 1.6.
	He's decided to try to monetize this attention.
	Flamethrower wielding rapper Dupree GOD tried to score PR deal off of stunt.
	What's that going to say when it's done loading?
	That's him, I guess, getting arrested.
	It's with the audience.
	I think that Antifa is the same.
	Why are we listening to Nesh DeSouza, you fucking retard?
	Oh.
	You've got some other tab open somewhere?
	Yeah.
	How you doing, bro?
	Oh, is he self-reporting?
	Familiar with this flame, throw your thinker.
	Throw your thinker.
	I was making a video.
	I do it all the time with my flamethrower.
	Why are you only getting mad this time?
	Oh, because it was on the front page of the post.
	That's why.
	Of course, zero bail.
	He'll be out in no time.
	Check out 1-7.
	Here's the previous time he did it.
	Him and his friends for a rap video that featured midgets and gymnasts.
	He played Spin the Bottle.
	It's a Bible, Bible Hennessy, it looks like.
	Looks like it's that guy.
	Look at the guy doing flips.
	Boing, boing.
	Dude, if you're going to use...
	There's a midget using it.
	New York is just total and utter anarchy.
	You should...
	Escape from New York is no longer a fictional horror action film.
	It is a documentary.
	Fig.
	Do 19, jump ahead here.
	He does some great comedy bits.
	Very highbrow comedy.
	Threesome gone moments.
	What do you think?
	Is it caddyshack levels?
	I don't think so.
	Maybe it's more highbrow than that.
	You gotta look at the eyebrow hair.
	There's a lot of physical comedy.
	It's like, what?
	She's doing like the face.
	He's rocking with the blue hair.
	Becky with the good hair.
	Here's another funny bid he did where he throws money at Jews.
	That's 1-8.
	I think this is really witty.
	Sees some young Hasids and Orthodox.
	Okay, I don't want to die.
	My bad, bro.
	Pretty good, huh?
	Isn't that funny?
	It happened already?
	The funny thing happened?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	I throw money at Jews for comedy.
	I see.
	Top recommended stop anti-Semitism right there.
	Twitter's pretty smart.
	Speaking of anti-Semitism, I'll clear it with Braun Coleman, but I'm still feeling quite good about my Jews for Santa idea.
	Now, Israel, this is 2-2, just did a post where they have Santa lying in the Dead Sea.
	I've been to the Dead Sea in Israel.
	It's fucking bizarre.
	You float like you're a rubber ducky.
	Like if you dive in and don't do it, I did it.
	And you get, it's so salty, your eyes burn like pepper spray.
	But you lie there and you just, the buoyancy is incredible.
	You could easily swim for like 10 miles.
	You can't drown.
	You're on an inflatable thing that's not even there.
	But they did an ad because they get a lot of Christians around Christmas time.
	I'm a Zionist.
	I'm pro-Jew, pro-Judaism.
	I'm a Catholic.
	I'm pro-Christianity.
	But I'm not really comfortable with the Christians going to Israel.
	You know why they go there?
	Because according to the Bible, right before the Messiah, Jesus Christ, comes back to earth, everyone will either be zapped away, they'll die, I guess they go to hell, or they'll convert to Christianity.
	So when you're a Christian there with Israel loving everyone, yay, I love Israel, it's part of the story.
	The next chapter in the story is every Jew in front of you either converts or dies, which is my least favorite thing about Islam.
	So going there to celebrate that seems kind of weird to me.
	But anyway, they want to make some dough, so they're promoting it because the tourism is obviously plummeting in there.
	But I still want to push that Jews do Santa for Christmas.
	Don't celebrate Jesus' birth.
	I did that too.
	She's not sitting on anything.
	That's bizarre.
	It's really cool.
	Bobbing on the water, breathing in the low-altitude, oxygen-rich air, one quickly relaxes.
	And this is also part of the healing of the Dead Sea, I think.
	The healing of the Dead Sea.
	You can't have boats in it because the salt would eat them to death.
	So it's a place for reflection as well.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yes, yes.
	Yeah.
	Can you make me a graphic, by the way, Jews for Santa?
	No, not you.
	Someone talented out there.
	What are you writing?
	Gavin is a shit, I wrote.
	Gavin is a shit?
	Yes.
	Gavin sucks shit, or Gavin is a shit head.
	Gavin is a shit?
	Just one single one.
	Why do you talk like a caveman today?
	He's making the video for DC, and one of the subheads is, I go, write, attacking old ladies, attacking children.
	And then he writes on his own, without my advice, attack family.
	The antifur are coming.
	They attack family.
	Do you mean a family or attack families?
	It's a thing.
	Attack family.
	This guy is a shit.
	And you attack family.
	If you attack family, you're a shit.
	My mother tongue is Japrikin.
	Speaking of mother tongues, I thought of a new segment.
	I sometimes get so shithammered.
	I leave notes to myself.
	And then I hear them the next day, and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this person's talking about.
	So I'm introducing a new segment, a new guest on the show called Drunk Me.
	Let's talk to him, shall we?
	In The Mott and Desire, Michael Pollen argues that plants have tricked us into helping them stay alive.
	Like apples notice that when they're sweeter, we make more of them, so they make more sweet plants, sweet apples.
	They adhere to our various whims.
	So that's something.
	But I'm watching all these assholes on TV and on Law and Order and stuff, and I'm like, these are all drama club kids.
	Why are we all watching drama club kids?
	And then I thought, maybe this is God's plan.
	Because anyone's who fucked anyone who takes drama or improv or whatever, they're fucking perverts.
	They're very libidinous.
	They're whores.
	And maybe God wants us to fuck whores because we'll make more babies.
	And he's noticing that, you know, we don't have enough human beings.
	Look at trees.
	They tend to over seed when they know they're dying.
	They drop a lot of leaves, they drop a lot of plants, they drop a lot of, you know, helicopter seeds, whatever those things are.
	So maybe we look at Hollywood and we have all these actors in Hollywood like Captain America and Chelsea Handler and maybe all these people are someone we're sort of genetically predisposed to look up to because they're the business.
	They're whores.
	And you don't want to marry them, but you do want to admonish whoredom.
	I forget if I admonish this good or bad.
	Because it makes more babies.
	So maybe this whole reality TV, looking at these fucking dumb whores in the Bachelorette, we're actually seeing an example of it.
	We're seeing fuckers.
	We're watching fuckers on TV.
	And God wants us to watch them because he wants us to fuck more.
	I know what the writing is.
	Fair point.
	I'm pretty horny.
	I'm just doing a thing.
	Sorry, affecting my theories.
	Yeah, I think, Mr. McInnes, that sums it up.
	Just doing the thing.
	And then...
	You're watching Shark Tank.
	It's just Shark Tank.
	Every time I'm watching Shark Tank, I'm just like, just say yes, just say yes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	If you're such a genius, you'll invent something else.
	Get going.
	You just got a free commercial.
	They're going to help you get into stores.
	Just say yes.
	Sorry, I'm going to have to pass.
	Oh, fuck you.
	With the full screen, green screen, I can't wait to do a Shark Tank spoof where you walk in, you're like, hi, sharks.
	My name is Ba Blah, and I'm asking for...
	We've been talking about that for so long.
	Yeah.
	It's going to be fun.
	Oh, yeah, we're going to invent a bat helmet.
	What is it?
	Helmet lice.
	Headlice.
	Headlice.
	Helmet lice.
	Helmet lice.
	You can't tell if they're saying helmet lights.
	Or helmet lice.
	Is it battery operated?
	No.
	Oh.
	You don't need batteries for lights.
	It's sort of like that.
	Well, before we get to that tangent, Gavin, that theory is stupid.
	God wants you to marry people.
	He doesn't want you to just fuck whores.
	That leads to single mothers and kids that don't have fathers.
	So God likes romance and stuff.
	He doesn't want you just banging a bunch of sluts in LA.
	That's not going to work out.
	And that doesn't explain people where TV culture isn't all-consuming, like say China and Southeast Asia and Russia and basically every non-Western country.
	So if you're not better when you're drunk, brain, you're worse.
	You just let your dick run all your theories.
	But yeah, I meant to come to this.
	You ever heard Rock, Rot, and Rule?
	Yes, we did this on the show.
	We have done this on this show?
	Yes.
	Not the Gavin McInnes show?
	Correct.
	Oh, okay.
	This guy organized and does all these different voices.
	What's his name again?
	It was hard to get to a point.
	It's a very long thing, like it kind of unfolds.
	Sharpling and Worcester.
	Yes, Sharpling.
	John Sharpling?
	Anyway, he does all these different voices.
	And people think it's real when they call in.
	And he's classified all bands by whether they rock, rot, or rule.
	The Beatles rule.
	The Rolling Stones rock.
	There's a bit of sanity to it.
	But then he starts pissing off all these callers because people are so sensitive about music, right?
	And they say like, well, what about Dexi's Midnight Runners?
	Do they rock or rot?
	And he's like, they rock.
	And they're like, what?
	It's worth your time.
	That's silly and hilarious.
	All right, we got that handled.
	Okay, remember I promised you we're going to talk about de Blasio?
	Look at the fucking tree.
	This is our first year with a socialist mayor since Dinkins, who de Blasio interned for.
	And look at this piece of shit.
	Oh my God, it's pathetic.
	It's worse than Charlie Brown's.
	Where is it from?
	Last year it was from Newburgh, my neck of the woods.
	Oh really?
	It's from really far away.
	I forget where it was, but it was like up way upstate.
	I remember passing.
	I think it was Uttica, Utica.
	Utica, yeah.
	Utica.
	They got some good fucking trees.
	What's the excuse?
	I'll tell you what the excuse is.
	This is capitalism versus socialism.
	With socialism, DiBaggio's priority was like how many minorities are involved in the tree?
	How good is it for the environment?
	All these other criteria.
	Back in capitalism days, you know, with Giuliani or Trump even, you had the authorities going, whoever's the best at the treeing should be the person.
	We want the best tree guys.
	Yikes.
	Yeah, I passed by it.
	It was pretty cool.
	It was like on a truck, like a flatbed, and it's wrapped in a thing that says, this is the Christmas tree, and this is where it's from.
	And I was like, it's from Newberg.
	Right by my neck of the woods.
	It's cool.
	You mean last year's?
	Last year's, yep.
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	Yeah, well, you're trying to save America at this point.
	But look, compared to the one last year, you can't really say this is Trump versus de Blasio because Trump was in power for both trees.
	But that's a beautiful.
	Oh, I guess Biden, sure.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	President Erect.
	Oh, you got to show that fucking clip.
	I've watched this a hundred times and sent it to a billion people.
	25A.
	Kyle Dungan.
	He's a genius.
	He's just so fucking talented.
	I bet the person who invented this software had no idea someone would use it this well.
	I believe it's Snapchat.
	Yeah.
	It's Snapchat?
	Yeah.
	Elon, Joey B, wish you congratulations on your Facebook launch.
	Big deal, man.
	No, not Facebook, FaceX.
	SpaceX launch.
	Sorry, who's this?
	Joey B, former vice principal under Barack Tobago.
	Come on, man.
	President Recht.
	Oh, cool.
	Sorry, I'm distracted with COVID-19.
	Kids will do that to you.
	I think you think of my son AXF-12.
	COVID-19 is different and very much not very co-op.
	Take care of them all, man.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	I get to congratulate you, lad.
	No, you're a bad dude.
	Remind me of corn pop.
	Got a razor blade in his shoe, isn't it?
	Not corn pop, frankenberry.
	If it soaks up all the milk, what are you driving about?
	Count Chocolo is a good cop.
	I got four.
	4-5.
	445.
	How about a 55?
	Give it a 75 sold to Barack Laba.
	He just auctioned off his grandkids.
	Is he dead?
	God damn it.
	Show that one you were looking at the other day.
	There's something very weird at the beginning of it.
	What is that?
	Like the screen.
	Just go find it.
	Don't stop while you're doing.
	What was it?
	The other Trump thing.
	The video, 60 Minutes video.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I got to email it to myself or something.
	But it shows a normal person's screen, and then there's something weird on the screen.
	I think that's part of the joke.
	Anyway, let's patiently wait for that.
	Texted it to you.
	And so I just gotta email it to myself.
	Mr. President, where'd you get it?
	Anyway, just hurry up, please.
	What are you doing?
	I'm sending it to myself.
	I know, but you're going through it.
	It's not alarmingly slow.
	And you started watching it.
	I did not.
	I clicked on it and it started autoplaying as I was engaging with the thing.
	I wonder if anyone's ever shot themselves in the head with two guns like this.
	Phew!
	That'd be a cool way to go.
	You maybe blow your fingers off?
	They go through your head, blow your hands off.
	That'd be nice.
	That'd be fucking crazy.
	Pew.
	I'm gonna save that.
	I'm gonna wear like cowboy guns.
	And after I decide it's time to kill myself, I'll probably be pretty old.
	Like, say I can't recognize my children when I'm 80.
	That's when it's time to go.
	And I'll just go to a bar.
	And when someone starts talking about their pets, they go, my cat, I felt like today when I came to the bar, which I always do, I feel like my cat was like, are you going to the bar again?
	And I'll just look at them and go, are you anthropomorphicizing your cat?
	I don't know what that word means, but he's a funny little guy.
	Like, he's pretty smart.
	So we're going to sit and talk about your cats.
	Well, I mean, we don't have to, but he's kind of an interesting.
	And I'll just go, double guns.
	Holy fuck, he has no fingers.
	He shot his fingers off.
	Here we go.
	Are you still trying to get this fucking clip?
	Now you're airdropping it to yourself.
	Correct.
	What happened to emailing it to yourself?
	That failed?
	Yeah.
	You can't send an attachment that big or something.
	25 meg.
	How did you get it in the first place?
	I screen recorded it.
	That's probably why you think there's something weird on the screen.
	Oh, so it's what you were watching.
	So it's your disgusting screen.
	So go back.
	Go down.
	Do you like...
	Move that play thing.
	Do you like Christmas or having sex with mutilated bodies?
	So that's your recent viewing.
	No.
	This is...
	You know, it just like suggests things for you.
	Like, it's got the reels and it.
	Who's?
	That's somebody's story.
	And then right next to it is Ali Alexander, and it's like, shit, that...
	Okay.
	It wants you to.
	Why would you screen record it?
	Why wouldn't you just click the three buttons at the top, then hit share, and then email it to yourself that time?
	Because he gets banned a lot.
	Like, just in case it goes away.
	I just wanted it on my phone.
	Okay, that's.
	And I could send it.
	And he's a private account, so I just like tried to add him.
	All right, let's do it.
	That was quite a choice.
	Compare our physical and mental acuity.
	I'd like not to, but, you know, perhaps watch me.
	Yeah, I think I can.
	Look at me.
	Yeah.
	Watch me.
	See what I'm going to do.
	You're running against nobody.
	Nobody.
	What?
	That's amazing.
	Oh, fuck.
	That's good.
	You're running against nobody.
	It's true, too.
	All right.
	Do you have the new Proud Boys video card?
	We got a Proud Boy segment to do.
	Yes.
	Start fights.
	Finish them.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Stand back and stand by.
	I saw this interesting little tweet and it was, what are you doing, Ryan?
	Looking through the email for the Proud Boys segment.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, there's a lot of pictures in there, so it's kind of...
	The first thing under Proud Boys, there it is.
	What is the matter with you today?
	Did you see what I was looking at?
	How huge the pictures were, and it was taking up the whole screen?
	Yeah.
	So anyway, this is the first thing under Proud Boys.
	And it says, an established and complete woman, and it shows a woman with one kid.
	And as we've always said about kids, one is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum.
	And then it says, also an established and complete woman.
	And she's wearing that outfit that bloggers at Huffington Posts wear with like easy to slip on and off shoes because they're always lazing around.
	Champagne and pizza and some jacket that she spent her dad's money on because they pay her rent and she has excess cash in New York City.
	Living the life.
	Those are, by the way, the jurors that threw Max and John in jail.
	Those girls were the whole jury.
	They just moved here from the Midwest.
	They're New Yorkers now.
	Daddies pays their rent, so they haven't really moved out.
	You just live in one of your dad's properties.
	And they were like, oh, Nazis?
	Okay, throw them in jail.
	I'm saving New York from the Nazis.
	And I was looking at thinking, so Proud Boys are all about, and I'm all about, the first picture.
	Have kids, have a family.
	And also, I know a million of the other girl, and she's not established and complete.
	I know these girls, they cry themselves to sleep at night.
	They're not satisfied.
	They're not writers.
	They haven't written books.
	Malcolm Coulter, they're writers.
	They write bestsellers.
	You read the book, it reads like a writer.
	but they're one in a hundred and so we've seen these women turn into colostomy bags for strangers come be fuckdolls who are our booty calls at 4 a.m. and then lost and forgotten who become fur mommies we've seen their shitty lives and we say ladies your ovaries matter and it's not based on like prejudice or women can't shouldn't be in the workforce.
	They're too stupid.
	No, it's based on experience.
	I'm 50.
	I've watched women, I'd say half the women in my high school, by the way, let their ovaries dry up and then go, what the fuck have I done?
	Then they take all kinds of fertility drugs, trying to reverse the clock.
	Then they have a kid of 45 like Chloe Seveny's doing.
	And the risk of autism is through the fucking roof.
	So Proud Boys think the first picture is the only satisfied woman.
	The feminists who hate us and call us far right say the other picture is the one.
	And that's what I've been thinking about all week, how politics isn't that different.
	Like my opinion is this picture is wrong.
	The second picture is wrong.
	That's pretty minor though, is it not?
	This isn't like the Holocaust didn't happen or blacks have to go back to Africa, which is the way we're portrayed.
	But it's a minor disagreement about female happiness.
	And I'm not a dictator.
	I don't have the power to make any laws.
	So why do you give a shit what I believe?
	God, it's fucking hot with all these lights on.
	We got to get some insane AC in the next studio.
	I want it to be a fridge at all times.
	Notice this is like a pro this chick tweet, but like she's not teeth smiling and there's sadness in her eyes.
	That's how you tell if it's a real smile.
	And then this one has a real smile with teeth showing.
	Notice people don't know how to draw kids.
	Yeah, what the fuck is that?
	They just draw little men.
	Is that little Biden?
	When you're drawing it, okay, the eyes, when you're drawing an adult male, the eyes are exactly halfway between the top and the bottom.
	The nose is halfway between that.
	The mouth is halfway between that.
	When you're drawing a kid, the eyes are like here.
	They're in the bottom third.
	Eyes, nose, mouth.
	It's all head.
	Stop drawing little adults, please.
	Pretty basic.
	That should be a segment we just do.
	Make that a clip.
	People keep drawing little adults.
	What's that weird sound?
	Oh, so information about Proud Boys.
	When you're writing Max and John, I just found out that a bunch of my shit was going in the garbage.
	I can't remember if I mentioned this last night, but do not mention Proud Boys at all to Max and John.
	The letters get turfed.
	Same with JPEG.
	If you send an email that includes that word, you're not allowed to talk about clubs, gangs, organizations, crews, none of that stuff.
	They see it as like El Chapo could be telling people who to murder.
	They also can't write to each other because that would be like, I'm going to find you and kill you, snitch.
	The fuck is that sound?
	Weird.
	Construction upstairs or something?
	Also, if you're requesting cameos from me, which 100% of the proceeds go to the Kinsman family, don't mention the club in the request or it won't come through to me.
	Because we have a slight disagreement about a drawing of a girl.
	Here's a fun clip from our guy who was teasing Antifa.
	This is a guy, by the way, who was stabbed in the back last week, but the knife didn't go through.
	That's the dude.
	We have the interview with him, Jeremy, for the DC.
	And you could hear the guy stabbing him going, shit.
	Yeah.
	Like, how, how, stabbing with impunity?
	I feel like if I was stabbing even the worst person alive, right?
	Like Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, Pedophile, I'd still be going, fucking Jesus Christ.
	I wouldn't be going, ah, damn it, this isn't working as well.
	I like my stabbings to go better.
	Why haven't you fixed that Twitter problem?
	Yeah, I thought the unblocking, the whatever.
	Who cares?
	No, I care.
	Because this is a major problem.
	You come in with a Kakamimi theory and you think the problem's solved.
	You don't, the way science works is you go, I think this is my hypothesis.
	I'm going to see if it's this.
	You just go, it's this, fixed.
	Didn't.
	I did the first part.
	I said I hypothesized it's the shield blocker.
	No, you didn't.
	We have it on tape.
	You're like, it's this ad blocker.
	Well, that does work for other ones.
	Now you're changing that again, too.
	No, it's true.
	And now I allowed notifications, so that's not good.
	Now it's going to give me notifications, but I'm trying to see if that works.
	Nope.
	Anyway, go to the clip.
	Are you scared?
	Is that why you had to cut your feet?
	Are you scared?
	That's not that interesting.
	I shouldn't have included that.
	24A.
	Sheriff Clark gets out and he says, I love these guys.
	And not only does he get cut off, but the thing that the person says to cut him off is, I work here and I'm here.
	What?
	I think everyone is freaked out when a black person says something good about the Prowboys because all of their eggs are in the racism basket.
	So when you rip that basket apart, the eggs fall and break.
	The health department tells me just a little bit ago that they issued Serb Hall four citations at $500 each for violating capacity limits, social distancing, and mask rules.
	But right before the rally shut down, former Sheriff David Clark took the podium.
	Former sheriff.
	That writer is saying, fuck Sheriff Clark.
	When you, like, you call John Bolton Ambassador John Bolton.
	That's what you do.
	You call Juliani Mayor Juliani.
	You call George W. Bush President George Bush.
	It's just a thing.
	I didn't know that until I worked at Fox News.
	You just do that.
	So to call him former Sheriff Clark is a fuck you.
	Another little clue you can see in journalists is when they call Tommy Robinson Stephen Yaxley Lennon.
	That's their way of saying fuck this guy.
	And then, of course, when they call Antifa anti-fascist protesters, you know where the journalist stands.
	I'm not saying that's where she stands.
	She's reading a cue card.
	But whoever wrote that former Sheriff Clark, that's a little dog whistle.
	At a Defender Vote rally in Milwaukee Saturday, Trump supporters filled the parking lot outside Cerb Hall.
	In attendance was former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clark, who suggested there should be a Proud Boys chapter in Wisconsin, a far-right group with a history of violent confrontations.
	Reinstating the spirit of Western social shorteners, that is the problem with the curve.
	I represent Serb Hall, and I'm going to tell you right now that the city of Milwaukee is here.
	Yes?
	And?
	I would hope so.
	What is the city of Milwaukee?
	They're the Antifa of Wisconsin?
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, shit, I knew Milwaukee was here.
	I take it back.
	I'm going to tell you right now that the city of Milwaukee is here.
	Shortly after Clark's comments, the health department shut down the rally because it violated the city's social distancing rules.
	Republican state sentence.
	I'm kidding.
	See, this is how, hold on, this is how they use COVID to control you.
	That rally was going just fine.
	No one cared until Sheriff Clark said something they didn't like.
	And now all of a sudden, shut it down.
	Why are you censoring my free speech?
	Germs.
	People are going to get sick.
	So I got to protect them.
	Plus Milwaukee's here.
	Plus Milwaukee's here.
	They have AIDS.
	I asked Cabano whether he agrees with Clark and his stance concerning the Proud Boys.
	In a statement, he said, quote, I did not hear him say that, and I don't know much about the Proud Boys.
	Probably the best question.
	He went on to say that he was invited to the rally by the Republican Party of Milwaukee County to discuss voter fraud concerns.
	We pray every day that God does not turn his back on this nation.
	Sarah, you also reached out to the Republican Party of Milwaukee County.
	Have they responded?
	For what?
	The sin?
	They did, Joyce.
	They're the ones who hosted the rally.
	I reached out for a statement, and a representative over the phone told me that he did not want to provide a statement.
	Now, something to note, the Southern Poverty Law Center does list the Proud Boys as a hate group.
	Look at the phone.
	To note he did not want to provide a statement.
	Now, something to note, the Southern Poverty Law Center does.
	Why don't you note that the founders suing the Southern Poverty Law Center?
	Is that worth noting?
	That would have been a great segue to Election Gate, but I want to get one more in.
	Timothy Gordon, our favorite Catholic, was having our backs.
	And again, like Sheriff Clark didn't say anything radical in that list.
	Let's see what Timothy Gordon got in shit for defending us.
	Let's see what he says that's so offensive.
	Let me start by saying I made a tweet in support of the PVs on a day or maybe two days after the rally, and that offended some Catholics.
	I want to take this opportunity to not apologize for my PV comments and to tell you to go pound sand if you don't like it.
	Let's observe a moment of silence for you getting out of your chair and pounding sand.
	If you don't like the idea that defensive force is a good moly thing.
	Yeah, you'd have to put it in a condom, fill a condom with sand.
	Sure.
	Then put the opening into your anus, hold this sort of sand dick there, and then we'd pound like that.
	Yeah, or you could adhesive sandwich.
	You know, sort of so weird.
	Right when it went like this, I got like a shit cramp and felt like I had to go to the bathroom.
	You have like a voodoo doll shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If you want to make someone shit, describe a sand dick and then go like this.
	And they'll go, oh my God, excuse me.
	It's magic.
	Spooky.
	Spooky.
	And that as things are inching closer to conflict domestically here in America, God bless anyone.
	And there's not all right.
	And I don't want to talk about exceptions to the rule.
	Exception makes bad law.
	The good organization on the whole that is defensive of all colors, all creeds, major Catholic started it and tells them not to abuse themselves and encourages them.
	I'm not saying he's perfect or the perfect Catholic, but he encourages them against self-abuse toward marriage, towards, it's good stuff.
	But you don't even have to be Catholic.
	It's not a Catholic organization.
	It's all colors, all creeds.
	You just have to believe in defensive force, protect the weak, which is what they do.
	And you know what?
	I'll tell you one thing now.
	If blue city police forces are going to be standing down and even tipping their hand to the terrorists, which they are, which turned my stomach.
	Yeah, pause.
	In D.C., we saw them, and I'm not saying these are the cops coming up with this idea.
	They were doing what they were told.
	Rerouting people to go through BLM.
	All the more I support the PVs.
	I supported them since I first heard about them.
	I love this idea.
	Remember back in the late 80s and early 90s on the New York subway?
	All of America loved the Guardian Angels.
	I never even been to New York.
	But I heard about the Guardian Angels, and everyone loved talking about them.
	Oh, these guys just ride the subway all day, and they make sure that muggers aren't taking after innocent women and children.
	That's cool.
	Hell yeah, that's cool.
	You bet.
	That's what these guys are.
	True.
	Remember that woman when we were in front of Trump's hospital when he had COVID?
	And she's like, Proud boys harm people.
	Who?
	Heather Heyer.
	Proud Boys weren't there.
	Yeah, some were.
	Well, they got kicked out.
	Did I mention that?
	Oh, yeah, that was the other thing on my parlor, on that Vice article.
	The guy says, he's been researching the base And Wolfgang von Hoofenschlappen, and he's like, many of them used to be proud boys, so proud boys are a gateway drug.
	Does he smoke marijuana?
	Because that's a gateway drug.
	It's a gateway drug to the far right.
	And then he gives these examples of this one guy tried to join, but they wouldn't let him in.
	And then he went to the Nazi group.
	Okay.
	Thank you for that.
	So, like, I tried to join the NFL.
	They wouldn't take me because I'm a criminal.
	And so I just ended up robbing banks.
	The NFL leads to bank robbery.
	That's the shittiest logic I've ever heard.
	Nazis try to get in, they get rejected.
	Sometimes they sneak in by lying, like Jason Kessler.
	They get caught and get rejected.
	That doesn't mean it's a stepping stone.
	That means it's a barrier that they went around.
	You fucking imbecile.
	Can we get past high school logic, please?
	We finish fights.
	We don't start fights.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't even believe you're here.
	This whole thing has gotten me.
	I can't believe I'm here.
	So disgusting.
	So emotional.
	Walkie was here.
	Okay.
	Let's start Election Gate, shall we?
	We shall.
	So, on this day, what's the date today?
	Thursday, November 19th, it appears the Kraken has been released.
	Holy shit.
	Right when we were just about to give up hope.
	And they said they're going to release the Kraken on Monday, but Julianni and Sidney Powell just got up there and said, show the other one first.
	I've got to put on my Biden shirt.
	We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women, created by you-know, you know, the thing.
	Available at the shop on censored.tv.
	This is also available for parties, stripograms.
	You tell me when.
	I'll be there.
	The Dominion voting systems, the SmartMatic technology software, and the software that goes in other computerized voting systems here as well, not just Dominion, were created in Venezuela at the direction of Hugo Chavez to make sure he never lost an election after one constitutional referendum came out the way he did not want it to come out.
	We have one very strong witness who has explained how it all works.
	His affidavit is attached to the pleadings of Lynn Wood in the lawsuit he filed in Georgia.
	It is a stunning, detailed affidavit because he was with Hugo Chavez while he was being briefed how it worked.
	He was with Hugo Chavez when he saw it operate to make sure the election came out his way.
	That was the express purpose for creating this software.
	He has seen it operate, and as soon as he saw the multiple states shut down the voting on the night of the election, he knew the same thing was happening here, that that was what had gone on.
	Now the software itself was created with so many variables and so many back doors that can be hooked up to the internet or a thumb drive stuck in it or whatever, but one of its most characteristic features is its ability to flip votes.
	It can set and run an algorithm that probably ran all over the country to take a certain percentage of votes from President Trump.
	Hold on a second.
	Isn't this the most biblical election?
	I was talking to a guy the other day and he goes, I'm a Catholic, but I wasn't, I would go to church, but I wasn't really like fervent.
	And he goes, this is a satanic election.
	Like this is a fight between good and evil.
	And what do we always say about socialism?
	That's someone playing God.
	Don't let people feed themselves.
	I'll feed them.
	I'll educate them.
	I'll handle everything.
	I'm better than you.
	I'm God.
	And when you do that, people die.
	Holo-domar, with Stalin deciding who eats and who doesn't eat.
	And this is an election where the machines were procured from a socialist country.
	So Satan is invading our freedom.
	It's right out of the fucking Bible.
	I will build a great, great wall.
	President Biden, which we might never have uncovered had the votes for President Trump not been so overwhelming in so many of these states that it broke the algorithm that had been plugged into the system.
	And that's what caused them to have to shut down in the states they shut down in.
	That's when they came in.
	Yeah, that's when they were standing mail-in ballots, many of which they had actually fabricated.
	Some were on pristine paper with identically matching perfect circle dots for Mr. Biden.
	Others were shoved in in batches.
	They're always put in in a certain number of batches and people would rerun the same batch.
	This corresponds to our statistical evidence that shows incredible spikes in the vote counts at particular times.
	And that corresponds to eyewitness testimony of numerous people who have come forward and said they saw the ballots come in the back door at that time.
	We can get to that.
	We'll include that in the links.
	Let's see the other one I sent you.
	Mayor Giuliani.
	I know this is a lot of information that we've given you.
	Probably because we're frustrated with...
	What's with those lines on his face?
	I don't know.
	What is that?
	I was just thinking that.
	Oh my God.
	Rudy, he's got some sort of hair dye, and he's sweating, and it's dripping down his face.
	Oh, frick.
	Who were the fucking idiots who let him on the stage?
	First, it's the fly, now it's these lines.
	And we got a noose necklace?
	Can the right get at least one homosexual on their side, please?
	Well, she had a cheetah print cardigan.
	So I suss out a homosexual.
	I know this is a lot of information that we've given you.
	Probably because we're frustrated with what we keep reading and hearing in the censored press, which is that we have no evidence, we have no specifics, we have no backup of what we're saying, and you largely ignore the affidavits of the file.
	It's very distracting.
	He looks like a puppet.
	This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
	He looks like something you put a face on a guy differently.
	We're talking about the future of America, sir, and you're dripping.
	You're leaking.
	Yeah.
	And leopard print nooseneck isn't great, too.
	Leopard print nooseneck is nothing compared to this.
	Whether you agree or disagree with an affidavit, it's evidence.
	You can't say, I mean, you're just lying to the American people when you say there's no evidence.
	Sydney was giving you information that comes from affidavits from other people that are given under oath.
	I was explaining things to you from affidavits that come from other people.
	God sent me.
	Are those moles or swear under oath?
	Is it part of the liver spots?
	It's black hair dye, I think.
	Yeah.
	It's dripping.
	I'm listening at the same time.
	I'm a man.
	You know what men do?
	We're thinking about your tits while also going through a tax audit and catching every word about this contract we're signing, but also thinking about your tits.
	We can compartmentalize.
	They saw 100,000 ballots come in and that they were all for Joe Biden.
	And that I should point out now that Sydney has spoken that those happened just around the time that the Dominion or SmartMatic people called a halt to the election.
	And then you can also trace it.
	Sorry.
	She's looking at the back of his head.
	I bet the back of his head, it's bleeding into his white shirt.
	And she's watching his white shirt fill up with this strange blood dye.
	Looks like his neck is shitting itself.
	Like, you shit your neck, dude.
	Your neck shit your shirt.
	Very big spike in the vote count at exactly that time.
	Right up.
	So what we're telling you is supported by evidence.
	And we're going to have to present these because of the procedures that exist according to the different voting laws of the different states.
	For example, you asked us about Wisconsin.
	We have to first create a contest in Wisconsin before we can move to bringing a fulsome federal lawsuit.
	The contest, from everything I can see, is going to overturn the vote because it's going to show somewhere around 100,000 illegal ballots in two counties that Biden carried by 75%.
	And you know how close Wisconsin is.
	I mean, I just hate when we give the left fodder.
	Like, spray off in your hair.
	And before you get on the stage, look in a mirror.
	Have a homosexual.
	We have the money.
	I want a homosexual around Juliani every waking moment.
	Okay?
	When he's in his home, the homo goes homo.
	But when he's doing press conference and stuff, there's a gay going, oh my God, you're fucking kidding me.
	Hold on.
	Look up Juliani's face lines.
	Only one comment.
	He's sweating hair dye.
	There's one comment that has nothing to do with the dripping.
	Yes, it is.
	What do you mean?
	There was just only one comment that didn't have to do with the dripping.
	That didn't have to do with the dripping?
	Or did have to do with the dripping?
	No, there was everything had to do with the dripping, besides one.
	Really?
	I felt bad for him.
	He looked like he was melting on stage.
	This guy's not talking about the dripping.
	What the fuck's dripping?
	What's on the side of his face?
	What's on his face?
	Rudy's hair dripping.
	Yeah.
	Oh, and then Savage.
	There's another one.
	And there's fire emojis, but that could be fire as in like heat, and heat melts and then melts as the...
	So it's like our greatest moment.
	We are Sparta.
	Oh, that was a wet one.
	Anyway, we're Sparta, but I got to change my fucking steel underwear.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, Lord in heaven above.
	See, this is the problem with homophobia.
	Gays are just like, they do the job of women, but much, much better.
	Men are better at everything.
	Only male women.
	Makeup.
	Holy fuck, Rudy.
	That's not good.
	It's like Bill Hicks when he talks about how people jump off buildings on acid because they think they can fly.
	And he goes, why don't you try it out on the ground first?
	Like, do a little five-foot-high run.
	If you're trying a new hair dye or something, do it like two days before the most important press conference of your life and see if it drips.
	Could be like a stigmata, like something good.
	Yeah, that would be ideal.
	Yeah.
	So let's go through some proof.
	Ah, shit, I think I'm missing something.
	No, no, that's it.
	25B.
	So this is more of the kraken, right?
	Linwood on Mark Levin show.
	Trump won a 70% landslide election.
	He probably had 400 electoral votes.
	And I know you go, but Gavin, relax.
	There's 6 million more votes for Biden.
	You think these elections were $6 million off?
	You think a recount is going to give you $6 million?
	No, I don't think a recount is going to give me $6 million.
	But this isn't just a recount.
	This isn't like they missed a few.
	This is flipping.
	So now $6 million is $3 million.
	And it's much easier to get to $3 million.
	Especially when it's all swing states in these fucked up machines.
	What's 25 C?
	First, we've got to have a special session.
	Two charged with voter fraud allegedly submitted 8,000 fraudulent registration applications.
	I guess we've got to subscribe to the fucking, what is this, Washington Post?
	Got to add an email.
	No, then they send you a password, Ryan.
	Use your brain and don't show everyone your emails.
	Go to the top.
	Epoch Times.
	We should be subscribed to that.
	Let's do that later.
	It's free, I think.
	You just send an email.
	So that's more proof.
	And here's, that's 25C.
	But I think Tucker had a great point, and this is before the Kraken was released.
	He said, there was voter fraud.
	It's been going on for four years via big tech, and it's in overdrive right now.
	Like, look at my favorite Instagram account, right-wing Gringa.
	Presidents of the United States and their wars.
	And then it shows all the presidents, right?
	And then it has a blank one for Trump.
	But I'm not allowed to look at that.
	Let's go to the next pic.
	Missing context.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Well, why don't you tell me the truth?
	And then, if you want to get more truth, then go to the next one.
	You just click on this fact checker, and it'll instantly be made clear that.
	What the?
	Where's the next one?
	The next picture, right?
	Where's it?
	Missing content, yada, yada.
	And there's no other picture?
	Yes, that's the next picture.
	Okay.
	That's the beginning of the picture.
	So click on that.
	There's three pictures I sent you.
	That's picture three.
	Yes, we're looking at it.
	Well, not really.
	It's in your email.
	I need to see the picture alone.
	Like that.
	Why is this so complicated for you?
	So I click on the fact checker and it tells me, obviously, that graphic über burn waffenet conflict und Kreig ist Luckenhaft.
	Ein Graphik auf Facebook, higher archiveriert, soll pratestenten der USA.
	Like, what the fuck?
	Look at this mess.
	The wrench in the works that is social media blocking information.
	Wotung.
	And I think the other real voter fraud, this is pre-kraken, is that the Dems have been changing the laws in America for the elections for four years now.
	The second Trump won, they began changing the laws.
	And what do they do?
	They have Pennsylvania saying your signatures don't need to match.
	All right?
	You can write, I have the stupidest signature in the world.
	I can write a totally different Gavin McInnes.
	My vote still counts.
	So no more verification.
	No more voter ID verification, which increases the black vote exponentially.
	I'm not sure why.
	Also, taking in late votes.
	What do they call them?
	Runoffs or something.
	You can mail them in after the deadline, which also, I might wager, may possibly lead to more black votes.
	I mean, we know Kanye missed the deadline to run for president.
	Also, cutting off the signatures of ballots when they're submitted.
	So the ballot you see during verification no longer has any signature on it at all.
	And, oh, and here's one of the weirdest ones.
	Georgia changed the law that said you have to have this massive spike for a win.
	And these laws were done unconstitutionally without an election.
	They were just made at whim by the DNC.
	So in, oh, sorry, this is Georgia.
	Go to 2-7.
	Yeah, I was talking about Georgia.
	Georgia has an unusual requirement.
	Wait, are you at 2-6?
	This is 2-7.
	This is 2-7.
	This is 2-6.
	Georgia has an unusual requirement.
	The candidates must receive a majority of the vote to win an election.
	And if no one does so, the top two finishers advance to a runoff.
	We're expecting this to happen in Georgia's special election for Senate, in which 20 candidates were on the ballot.
	What?
	Which is why Georgia is so fucked up.
	So I think they've been caught.
	They fucked up royally.
	2-8.
	Recount thing.
	You know, in Fayette County, they had 2,600 ballots not counted.
	Floyd County, 2,700 ballots not counted.
	That's about 7 and 8% of the total voters in those counties, Brad Blakeman.
	I mean, this is significant.
	If it was a larger county, if a larger county turns up, this is one of those things that is a big issue.
	This is an outrage.
	Every American should be outraged by the dysfunction of our national voting system, having 50 different standards.
	If anything, it shows a light that we need in a national voting.
	There's like no wind where he is.
	It's getting fun again.
	Right around, like yesterday, I have my ear to the ground.
	I talked to a lot of people, a lot of Trumpers, blue-collar types, and they were all sort of losing hope yesterday and saying, oh, no, man, $6 million is a lot.
	And the ones who have never doubted it, Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander, Alex Jones.
	I've talked to all of them about a show, by the way.
	Isn't that interesting?
	They're out there.
	They're in Georgia right now protesting.
	It's like being right-wing.
	The new right is cool again.
	1776, baby.
	Is Nick Fuentes ever not smiling?
	Jim Goad asked him, do you smile when you're asleep?
	That's awesome.
	So in Detroit, which is very, very blue, very black, black and blue, two whistleblowers said, I got to be honest, there was so much malfeasance going on, so much evil bullshit.
	And they got terrorized by Dems until they rescinded their allegations.
	And watch how they get terrorized.
	They threaten their families and say, we're going to ruin you if you continue with this.
	We also know that the Secretary of State and the Attorney General have already tweeted out that your legal arguments are rubbish and you're going to lose when it comes to court.
	So we're not worried about that at all.
	I'm also not worried of your, oh, things are bad so we can't.
	We also know that the Secretary of State and the Attorney General, oh, things are bad so we can't certify arguments because that's just ridiculous.
	You certified in August when they were worse.
	Less than 50% of the ballots were recountable.
	Now over 72% are.
	58% of them are even balanced when it was less than 30% last time.
	So it's doubled.
	It's gotten way better because the Secretary of State actually jumped in and did her job, unlike you.
	But I know it's not going to change your opinion.
	You talked about not certifying Detroit, even though you acknowledged that Livonia, a city, by the way, I know you know is 95% white, had bigger variances than Detroit, which is 80% black.
	We understand.
	And you now added your name.
	So I'm not going to try to change your mind.
	I just want to let you know that the Trump stink, the stain of racism that you, William Hartman and Monica Palmer, have just covered yourself in is going to follow you throughout the grandchildren.
	We're going to think of you like Bull Conner or George Wallace.
	Monica Palmer and William Hartman will forever be known in southeastern Michigan as two racists who did something so unprecedented that they disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of black voters in the city of Detroit because they were ordered to.
	Probably, I know Monica, you think Q told you to do it or some other crazy stuff like that.
	But just know when you try to sleep tonight that millions of people around the world now on Twitter know the name Monica Palmer and William Hartman as two people completely racist and without understanding of a shred of human decency.
	The law isn't on your side.
	History won't be on your side.
	Your conscience will not be on your side.
	And Lord knows when you go to meet your Maker, your soul is going to be very, very warm.
	Now this guy, that's enough.
	This guy is, that's Ned Stabler.
	And he's this Dem who's all about black rights.
	And he loves the idea of blacks.
	And he talks about Detroit a lot.
	Of course, he lives in Ann Arbor.
	And like all virtue signaling white liberals, he likes the idea.
	He likes blacks in theory, but not in practice.
	No, no, he's down in Ann Arbor where it's nice and safe, where the Iggy Pop and the Stooges began.
	And what's strange, I checked out his, look at 3-2.
	I checked out his Twitter, and you'd think being exposed for terrorizing whistleblowers would be bad for your reputation.
	His Twitter is full of people, of him saying, look, I appreciate all your thank yous, you guys, but it wasn't just me.
	It was all of us.
	It was the people.
	What you just saw, I assume, disgusted you.
	Well, I'd like you to know that the left sees it as a victory and they're so proud of Ned.
	What great work, Ned.
	And I assume they feel great about this Muslim, 3-3, who was even worse than the guy you just saw.
	Watch him mention their children and what school they go to.
	What that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Grosse Point Woods, which has a history of racism, are deciding to enable and continue to perpetuate the racist history of this country.
	And I want you to think about what that means for your kids who probably go to Grosse Point North.
	And when they see all their black classmates and they know that, and what that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Gross Point North.
	What are you doing?
	It looped.
	Oh, it's looped.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Go to 3.5.
	I'm sorry, 3.4, the Federalist.
	He just docks their children.
	Keep going down.
	Oh, your fucking tweets don't load.
	Instead of coming up with dumb theories, why don't you just in Google say, tweets don't load on my web browser?
	I could use Google.
	I never had a problem with Google doing that.
	But on my brave browser.
	Yeah.
	Turn it up, see if it's just the same.
	It's the same thing.
	So this guy, these two, terrorized these whistleblowers until they said, oh, I guess I didn't see fraud after all.
	If you're going to kill my children and have them attacked when they go to school, then no, the election was totally fair.
	So they have filed affidavits, 3-5, verifying that they were threatened.
	They were terrorized.
	They were doxxed by these psychos.
	Wayne County, Michigan Election Board, Republicans rescind votes to certify, but file affidavits that their families were threatened.
	This is why Ronald Hartman calls them Bolsheviks.
	Because they fucking only care about winning.
	They're happy to kill your family.
	They're happy to use terrorism.
	They just have to win.
	And that's all.
	All we have asked is that we have a fair election where you don't have algorithms flipping votes.
	We're happy to lose.
	We lost to Obama, and we went like this.
	Oh, for fuck's sake, this country's got more retards than fucking normal human beings.
	All right, how are we doing for time?
	Decent?
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	You have no idea how long we've been recording for?
	Nope.
	Let's briefly go through this one.
	3-6, COVID.
	We should probably have a COVID video drop.
	We all know this.
	Gavin Newsom had a big fancy party violating all the COVID rules.
	It's hard for me because on my phone, it'll say in my social media, photos leak of hypocrite Gavin, and then it gets cut off.
	And I'm constantly seeing my name drag through the mud.
	Mr. Newsom, can you stop doing this?
	First, you fucked up by losing Kimberly Guilfoyle, who, by the way, is in trouble because at Trump rallies, she would do, she was super raunchy and say raunch, because she's Puerto Rican.
	So she'd be like, I'm going to do a lap dance for whoever donates the most money because she's awesome.
	You lost her, and now you're getting caught being a hypocrite, and it's making us Gavins look bad.
	Also, I wanted to do a whole segment on this, but we've talked about this before.
	There's this child sex trafficking thing going on with zero information about it.
	You're finding giant trucks full of kids, and it doesn't make it to the right or left-wing news.
	I get this from a ghetto Instagram feed called Shizmobbin from East New York.
	Why isn't this the front page of the post?
	I don't fucking care about Dupree G.O.D. standing on a bus.
	Why isn't there more info?
	I can't get any information about this.
	All economic levels and backgrounds.
	Clearly, meeting.
	I had never seen something just that prolific.
	She says she believes these arrests only scratch the surface of the human trafficking industry in Florida.
	When you can go online and order a pizza and a girl at the same time, and the girl shows up to your door before the pizza, our society is in trouble.
	Okay, that's where we are.
	887 victims, 427 victims.
	How old are these?
	Is it just normal prostitution?
	Are they children?
	What the fuck is going on?
	Why can't we hear about this, Gangland magazine?
	Why is Gangland Magazine the only place doing real journalism these days?
	Fucking sitting talking about Luftenwaffen in the base when there's potentially children being ordered.
	Are they orphans?
	Are they runaways?
	Help me here.
	Help me.
	All right, that brings us to a whole new topic that I've been meaning to get to for a while, is this spread of globalism and how COVID is being used for the great reset.
	And you go, Gavin, what are you?
	A conspiracy theorist?
	You believe in the new world order and this talk about the great reset?
	Where are you getting this from?
	Q?
	No, them, the politicians doing it themselves.
	Look at Justin Trudeau turning into Alex Jones.
	I don't know if this is Alex Jones wearing a Justin Trudeau mask, but here he is admitting all our worst fears.
	Building back better means giving support to the most vulnerable while maintaining our momentum on reaching the 2030 agenda for sustainable development and the SDGs.
	Canada is here to listen and to help.
	This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
	This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts to reach economic systems that actually address global challenges like extreme poverty, inequality, and climate change.
	This is what Alex Jones screams about and sounds crazy.
	There is a politician conceding it.
	We also have Betelgeuse over in Chicago talking about the New Deal.
	The New World Order, sorry.
	Prerogative works is there's got to be compliance with the executive branch because otherwise it doesn't work.
	So you're going to eliminate that compliance and you make a mandate.
	And then you do training, particularly in the city alone licensing departments, whether it's zoning, buildings, housing will be impacted by it, planning certainly.
	And you pick the people that run those agencies and the deputies that are pledging allegiance to the new world order and good governance.
	And then I think you have the inspector general.
	They're telling us.
	This is what was so annoying, too, about people who reject globalism.
	Like I said, Soros worked with the Nazis, helping them get Jews and rounding them up and throwing them on the cattle trains, cattle cars, whatever.
	That's not me guessing.
	This is in Soros' book.
	He admits it.
	He says it was the greatest moment of his life.
	He's not a Jew.
	He's a fucking second generation atheist.
	His son's third generation.
	You're not a Jew if you don't believe in God.
	So stop calling it anti-Semitism.
	It's globalism.
	And globalism is fascism.
	What did she just say?
	You picked the people to run those departments.
	That's what fascism is.
	There's a czar of energy, a czar of education.
	They all pledge allegiance to the new world order.
	Globalism is global fascism.
	There's nothing worse.
	It's basically Satan winning.
	What's for...
	Wait, wait a minute here.
	Yeah, go to 4-0, globalist Klaus Schwab.
	It's at the end, what the fourth industrial revolution will lead to, is a fusion of our physical, our digital, and our biological identities.
	Ah.
	So that's interesting, Klaus Schwab.
	I know that in Denmark, you can get a chip put in your hand that you use as a train ticket, and you can travel to and from work without the pesky card.
	Boop!
	And of course, the system knows where you are at all times because you have a fucking chip in your hand, which is literally in the Bible.
	The mark of Satan.
	And here he is saying we combine our physical selves with our digital identities, i.e.
	motherfucking chips.
	Again, I'm not going to Alex Jones for these.
	I'm going to the people directly involved confessing.
	Like they talk about how democracy wouldn't die with a bang.
	It would die with a whimper.
	Here we are as frogs boiling, slowly boiling in water.
	And the people boiling us are saying, hi, I'm boiling you.
	It's like when Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers was drinking my beer and he goes, I'm drinking your beer.
	4-1.
	The same guy, Great Reset.
	Again, they're using the words Great Reset.
	These aren't made up fucking Q and ON theories.
	And he says that we should do brain scans.
	Go up to the first paragraph.
	Implantable microchips.
	Great Reset mastermind Klaus Schwab suggests a number of draconian measures for controlling the population under the umbrella of fourth industrial revolution, including risk assessment brain scans to cross borders and implantable chips to read people's thoughts.
	The economic forum leader, founder, sorry, Schwab, has repeatedly emphasized how the technocrats need to take advantage of the coronavirus epidemic to implement the Great Reset.
	Parrotted by low IQ political leaders like Justin Trudeau and Betelgeuse.
	And that's probably why it's so bad to let women vote, because they vote for idiots, and then these idiots have power and they can be manipulated by global fascists, globalist fascists like Klaus Schaab.
	And if you doubt how stupid our politicians are, have a look at AOC, who thinks the Democrats lost the House.
	District in East Elmhurst, and I have a general question about the House and why did we lose so many seats and what needs to be done to get them back next term?
	So, you know, of course, the loss of the House majority is just...
	Wait, just pause.
	The Dems are still the majority in the House.
	They don't have as big of a lead as they had before, but they're still the majority.
	How do you not know that?
	You at home cannot know that.
	That's boring minutia.
	I barely know that.
	I mean, it's my job to know, so I had to go Google it.
	But AOC, this is your area of expertise.
	And you don't fucking know.
	So when I suggest the great reset and say it's like the Green New Deal and call it the New World Order, all those words sound the same to me.
	And you click yes.
	You say thumbs up.
	You sign in the bottom line.
	What a loser.
	This is 4-3.
	Bernie Sanders says, nobody wants to defund the police.
	Bernie Sanders says, nobody I know who's running for office talks about defunding the police.
	What we talk about is making police officers accountable.
	Hasn't he lived in Maine for like 100 years?
	Why do you still have that annoying Brooklyn accent?
	Who's running for office talks about defunding the police?
	What we talk about is making police officers accountable.
	He sounds like Howard Stern doing his dad.
	Making police officers accountable?
	And then we look at Cortez.
	Zoom out a bit.
	Cortez dismisses $1 billion cut.
	Defunding police means defunding police.
	That was in June.
	November.
	AOC defends Defund the Police Mantra after damn losses.
	Okay.
	Oh, here she is in July.
	House squad members unveil bill to defund police and give reparations.
	Holy shit.
	Remember when you heard about reparations?
	It was like super radical, like anarcho-vegan lesbians in your school who had like fluorescent pink dreadlocks.
	And now it's just in the government.
	Let's take money from police and give it to blacks because of slavery.
	I think I would even say something like that when I was 17, just to make my dad go, what the fuck?
	What are you on about?
	It's true, dad.
	That's what has to be done.
	You're fucking ignorant.
	And that's forgivable for an 18-year-old, a 17-year-old.
	But an adult politician, it's embarrassing.
	If you're not socialist when you're young, you have no heart.
	If you're not conservative when you're old, you have no brain.
	And if you have a problem with that, with socialism, then you must be a neo-Nazi.
	You're racist.
	You see how it worked on those whistleblowers?
	You're racist.
	You're racist.
	Look at 4-4.
	Officially overseeing Arizona vote count.
	Oh, this should have gone an election gig.
	Previously tweeted about Trump's neo-Nazi base.
	Let's see what this voting official says.
	Of course, we have to go to Twitter.
	Wait for that to load.
	There she is.
	Katie Hobbs has made it abundantly clear.
	Trump has made it abundantly clear.
	He's more interested in pandering to his neo-Nazi base than being POTUS for all Americans.
	And I think by that she means the proud boys, stand back, stand by typo.
	And she also means the very fine people, which we've explained on the show, I believe, 600 billion times.
	Wait, haven't we talked about her before?
	I remember saying she's my type.
	I like her fatness.
	Look her up.
	I don't like her on the outside.
	I mean, I don't like her brain on the inside.
	But on the outside, I like a little bit of a chunky monkey.
	Katie Hobbs.
	Katie Hobbs, bikini.
	That's not going to come up.
	I'm going to look it.
	I'm going to find it.
	That's not going to come up.
	But she's got some meat on her bones.
	Of course, we don't like short hair.
	But I like that sort of strong smile.
	I like a big mouth.
	Okay, that's not good.
	Take off bikini, dude.
	Ooh, she's getting worse.
	She's slowly morphing into a dude.
	I thought she looked healthy in the first one.
	The short hair is probably a better bet than that.
	No, we'll take it.
	Longer the better, always.
	Oh.
	God, thank God I didn't make a deal with the devil.
	Like, when I first saw Amy Winehouse, the first time I saw her, she had her tattoos and her big 50s look before she was famous.
	And I was like, what if I made a deal with the devil where I could have her, but he'd have my soul?
	And then five years later, she became that weird, disgusting crack bird with just like a schnaz in Jamaica with like dreads hanging off.
	I'm like, hey, got any crack?
	And I just went, thank God I didn't make a deal with Satan.
	I'm dumping her.
	Satan, if I ever ask for a woman like that to have, give me 24 hours and Google images, please.
	I don't want to make any mistakes.
	Okay, final piece of news before we get to the mailbag.
	I've been meaning to show you this Trump derangement syndrome streaker.
	She goes up to a bunch of people.
	She pulls over to harass young women who have Trump flags.
	Perfect example of Trump derangement syndrome.
	So they have drunk flags, right?
	She's like, are you vegan?
	And usually these kind of Karen psychos have masks.
	Maybe she's so hysterical the COVID thing falls apart.
	Oh.
	Was that brown panties or a very hairy bush?
	I believe brown.
	Yeah.
	Who wears brown panties?
	Stop filming me, you fucking ugly piece of shit.
	What are you gonna say?
	Get it.
	Let me get your fucking 860 back off of BB19.
	Get away.
	Get away.
	Oh my god.
	You're staying away.
	Get away!
	You fucking hornbid!
	Get away!
	Now she's insulting their labia.
	I think she's projecting.
	Trump supporters have their labia is too big.
	I think he's a good president.
	I like his tax plan.
	But his female base, their labia, they look like roast beef.
	I call it their panty flags.
	I'm sorry.
	They should wear brown panties like me.
	That's right, Policost.
	We are resting on the battlefield.
	Anyway, boring.
	But that is America's mind.
	Half of America has Trump derangement syndrome and acts like that bitch.
	And the other half looks like our buddy Knockout Joe with the bandages all over his face.
	What a time to be alive.
	I think my favorite part of that song is the hi-hat.
	I want to jump down to an old email from November 17th.
	Our flag now that we eat the poo-poo.
	Gavin and Ryanis Fagus Imperius.
	Now that we eat the poo-poo, we should maybe get the flag too much.
	These are 100% legit flags of the countries, which are equivalent to our states, of Liberia.
	Which should we choose?
	So this is an email from Liberia, I guess.
	There are several more examples, but they all look like a fourth grader spent 20 minutes doing a picture in Microsoft Paint, and then they stuck the country flag in the corner.
	Look up country, county flags of Liberia if you want more examples.
	That's the best one, and it's pathetic.
	That, why don't the plants match?
	Like the dirt, if you're going to do that, the dirt should be perfectly symmetrical, and the plants should be like maybe just one.
	Like the maple leaf.
	But then this is my favorite one.
	You didn't even put the trees on the ground.
	And what happened to the river?
	Did it just vanish?
	Is it coming out of the tree?
	Is the tree taking a river piss?
	I love a good river piss.
	That is...
	And Liberia, remember Liberia was its reparations.
	It's freed African blacks, freed slaves, going back to Africa from America and creating a complete shithole.
	Okay, let's go back to the top now.
	This is from GF.
	Bring back Miles McInnes.
	Now that we are in the era of Biden, it would be a great way to troll the new admin and those who voted them in.
	Also, it could be a good way to circumvent the YouTube censors, as Miles' sarcasm will probably be just enough to confuse the algorithm.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I was getting kind of bored of Miles.
	It seemed kind of obvious.
	It reminded me of Barney the Dinosaur by the end.
	And I think I may have signed a contract with Ezra Levant that I can only do Miles for him.
	I guess that expired.
	He's pretty reasonable.
	He'd probably let me have him back.
	Evening, Gavin Yan Dauber and Laird of the Fog Zone and Liquor of Ballbags Rivera.
	Please see this article about Edinburgh Castle.
	Scotland has turned into a fucking enormous clown zone.
	Sorry, clone zone.
	I need life advice.
	Should I move with my Canadian lady friend to Edmonton and sack off Scotland?
	It's fast becoming a total shit show.
	Love you mere than a friend.
	Andrew.
	I should warn you, sir, that Canada is great in everything and it's very similar to Scotland.
	Like upstate New York, it was created by Scots.
	And I would argue Canadian culture is really Scottish culture.
	It's the whole hoser thing is very Scottish.
	Booze, beer, body jokes.
	But Edmonton is basically dry ice.
	It is so fucking cold there that you will shit yourself.
	And in Scotland, I know Scotland's cold, but it's like chilly.
	It's damp.
	Edmonton is like a needle of pain.
	Like if you piss outside, your dick goes numb.
	When you sniff, your nostrils freeze shut.
	It's absolutely brutal.
	But yeah, Scotland, I think they're both pretty much the same.
	But what does it say?
	Edinburgh Castle sign hailing hero British soldiers who fought in the 1857 siege of Lucknow during the Indian Mutiny will be replaced after Junior Dr. 26 complained it pandered to imperialism.
	But they were defending themselves.
	Oh, I see.
	It's just a sandstone cross commemorating them retaining land in India.
	Yeah.
	That's fucking nuts.
	Dear censored, I'm unable to keep up with every show, but in case you missed this talent, please support this guy I found on YouTube.
	His name's Donnie Vee.
	This better be good.
	It's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
	It ain't over.
	Pretty good.
	Far from it.
	What you gotta run your mouth for?
	Trump about to turn Biden into outdoors.
	Joe finally left the basement and went outdoors.
	Not a MAGA ganger full of fat pulling out fraud.
	You ain't stealing this election.
	The Democrats are sick and naked, you spreading that infection.
	2016, thought you ready, learn the lesson.
	Trump 2020, there won't ever be concessions.
	Great.
	Good stuff.
	Thank you for that.
	Although I'm kind of falling in love with rap.
	This is a movie called The Irish Pub.
	That looks pretty good.
	God, they're beautiful things, aren't they?
	Irish pubs.
	The brick-a-brac.
	Jump in the middle.
	Jump somewhere else.
	Jump somewhere else.
	Inherited the pub.
	Where you're from, and who you are.
	And if you're invasive at all, they keep asking you questions.
	You might as well just put your credentials up in the counter when you go in.
	Save a lot of trouble.
	That's why I know it's with them here anyway.
	There was a man here one day and he was fairly inquisitive.
	He was sitting over the fireside there.
	And this stranger came in.
	I don't know who it was.
	The man called me over anyway.
	And I'm going to say, what's up?
	He says, who's that?
	I just turned around and says, the man, his name is, will you tell this fellow who you are?
	He says, he wants to know.
	The man says, no, I don't, no, I don't.
	I says, what the hell else did you call me out for?
	See the face going red in your mind.
	He'd never ask me again.
	That looks fantastic.
	Thank you for turning me on to that.
	I look forward to watching it.
	That's enough, though.
	They really need to work on their fucking lighting.
	There's only one shot that looked half decent.
	That's typical Irish, though.
	Yeah, pub culture is really important to me.
	Male culture is important to me.
	Barbershops are important to me.
	Mechanics' garages are.
	There's ladies' zones.
	There's men's zones.
	Barbershops and pubs should be ours entirely.
	Not saying it should be illegal for women to go to pubs or women to go into barbershops, but please avoid it, ladies.
	It's not your area of expertise.
	And all this COVID shit is killing pub culture.
	And it's turning bartenders into nags.
	Oh, you're up.
	You got to put on your mask.
	And now we don't have the same rapport.
	The reason people like me don't go to therapists is because I have one.
	I go to my bartender.
	He knows all my problems.
	All two of them.
	Nobody can do that like me.
	I know, but I can't talk to you, Trump.
	This is from Jamie.
	Hopping in, G-Dog and RyGuy.
	I took a screenshot of this story from Twitter.
	It looks mental.
	I don't know much about it or where it's from, but I'm sure your research guy could find the story, or maybe you'd be quicker doing it on your phone.
	Up to you.
	I'll attach a screenshot with this email.
	Also, I might be serving a third tour watching 1917.
	Great film that I'll tell you.
	That's if you make it back alive from watching 1917 three times.
	That'd be funny, because there are a couple of World War I vets alive, I think.
	I think there's like three.
	But they have a and they're there with their medals and their little berets and they're all sort of small and skinny little men.
	And then you just walk up, a 50-year-old, or this guy is probably 30, and they go, what are you doing?
	And you're like, I saw it in 1917 three times.
	And we're just standing there with our jackets with no medals.
	A beret we got at Forever 21, a green army coat from a surplus store.
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Gang of transgender women drop, kicked, then stamped on 19-year-old men in tube attack after he told them they needed to have female genitalia to be women.
	How feminine of them.
	Tamsin Lush, Tyla Joe Bryan, and Amar Nee Lewis Daniel attacked the 19-year-old.
	At least she took her heels off first.
	If they took their dicks off, there wouldn't be a problem.
	I'm a lady.
	Look, he's unconscious.
	See, they're not just men.
	What did I call them all those 10 years ago, Pop?
	Mentally ill gays.
	Is this in Britain?
	It said the tube, so I believe it.
	Yeah, it must be Britain.
	London.
	But these seem like black American names.
	So I guess Britain is taking on this black American name thing.
	We're going to have Loquacia soon.
	Daniel Hunt, brother of Mike.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	Mary Clayton.
	Oh, that was the girl who died singing.
	Ray, Pamada, it's just a shadow.
	It's just a shadow.
	I had a thought the other day about her.
	Yeah, maybe you had a miscarriage because you were singing at 2 in the morning and you gave too much of your soul and you gave that song your baby.
	Or maybe you did Coke.
	Everything of that?
	Rolling Stones are recording.
	It's going really well.
	It's 2.30 in the morning.
	There's probably a few lines hanging around.
	I think she may have killed her baby.
	Maybe, maybe.
	It's a better story to say, I did a deal with the devil, and I sang so intensely about rape and murder, my baby died.
	Or maybe you killed your baby by doing Coke.
	Anyway, not only did the Rolling Stones rosemary's baby harass when recording Give Me Shelter, but she literally now has no legs to stand on.
	She lost both her legs in a tragic car accident in LA in 2016.
	Spooky.
	On your feet, soldier.
	He ends it with.
	Yeah, maybe she was cursed by the devil for being on that song, or maybe she's an alcoholic drug addict who did Coke, killed her baby, and then was in a car accident because she had just chugged a bottle of Hennessy.
	Always be dubious of stories.
	Give the mantis shrimp a good home, says Corgan.
	That sounds gay, you're probably thinking right now.
	You're right, but hear me out.
	I just want to be clear.
	When I say animals are losers and I don't care about them, I still don't want to hurt them ever.
	I mean, if I see a dog get hit by a car, I go, oh, Jesus, dah.
	I don't go, die, bitch.
	I mean, I treat my plants very well, too.
	I've got one of those little carnivorous plants that look like Venus flytraps.
	Oh, no.
	It's like a Venus flytrap.
	Same thing, but it's not a Venus flytrap.
	It's called like a pitcher plant.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	Because the leaves look like pitchers.
	I've had that for going on 10 years now.
	I feed it little pieces of hamburger meat and stuff.
	So I appreciate God's creations.
	I just don't sit there saying, oh, it's the last day I'll be Able to visit her cat.
	That's like saying it's the last day I'll be able to visit her plant.
	So I would never abuse the mantis shrimp or you know, let it starve or anything.
	Anyway, I love the mantis shrimp idea.
	A unique show mascot would be pretty cool.
	However, I implore you to do proper research before you acquire such a crustacean.
	Now, part of me deciding this is I know Ryan is a fucking, what do you call you people?
	Fishkeeper.
	Fish nerd.
	So he's pretty good with the fishes he's had over the years.
	So I'm assuming he'll be a major part of this.
	Yes.
	I'm a bit of an animal fag myself.
	The article on Animal's Place really gave me some insight on their worth.
	And I want whatever animal you acquire to be happy and not just a novelty item.
	What?
	It's a novelty item.
	And I'm not sure happy is the correct term for a mantis shrimp, which is essentially just a big giant cockroach.
	Did you know they could see 16 different types of colors?
	We could only see three, red, green, blue.
	They see 16.
	Huh.
	Yes.
	It's pretty wow.
	I feel like God was getting creative that day.
	Look at this thing.
	It's feeling faggy.
	Our eyes contain millions of light sensitive cells called.
	I don't read things in that font.
	Dogs have two.
	We have three.
	I want whatever animal you acquire to be happy, blah, blah, blah.
	After all, they live for, what, 20 years?
	Holy shit.
	You'd think they'd be easy to get.
	Must be people that are sick of having to buy food for them all the time.
	They're like $100.
	I saw somebody linked us to a site with that.
	That being said, I'm down for videos of a mantis shrimp being the shit of its prey.
	I'd also be comforted in knowing that there's been proper research done.
	Who is this guy?
	My dad?
	What a fucking loser.
	Sitting there telling me, a grown man with three kids, several properties and millions of dollars, started tons of businesses.
	You're sitting there telling me, Govan, go do some research before you get that shrimp.
	I want it to be happy.
	What a fucking dork.
	Corgan, you're a loser.
	Your fucking ego is ridiculous.
	Go check yourself because you just wrecked yourself.
	Don't talk to your elders like that.
	God damn.
	This is from Zach.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Fuck Ryan.
	I'm my kind of guy.
	I've been watching your most recent episodes about your own valor and want to thank you for your service.
	You're welcome.
	I spent 15 months in East Baghdad in 2007.
	And HBO's Generation Caleb's best series to encapsulate Iraq, in my opinion.
	Okay, I am forwarding that to myself.
	I don't recall seeing that.
	And I'm looking forward to being able to put Iraq under my belt as one of the places I've served.
	I just wanted to make a quick point.
	A lot of people that I know that suffer from PTSD are full of shit.
	I would not tread there.
	I've had multiple buddies call me talking about the free money they get for it.
	I would never accept it because the last thing I want is to be registered with a mental disorder with the federal government under this new fascist empire, and nothing is free with the government.
	When vets are honest, they'll tell you that they feel nothing about the subhuman pieces of shit that they pulled the trigger on.
	That's like that quote where they asked a guy, a Polish general, how it feels to kill a human.
	And he goes, I wouldn't know.
	I've only ever shot communists.
	It's the fucking bodies that I scooped up with a shovel.
	It's the boot I tossed in a bag, not realizing it still had a foot in it.
	It's the EFP that vaporized half of a motherfucker from another unit driving through our sector four weeks before he was going to see his wife and kids again.
	That's the shit that fucks me up.
	I don't think anyone ever doubted that.
	I think when we think of PTSD, we don't think of you shooting a suicide bomber.
	We think of you sitting next to your buddy and seeing his head blow off and you getting all the brains on your shoulder.
	I think we're on the same page when it comes to that.
	That's the shit that fucks me up.
	12 years later, it makes it worse 12 years later when I'm looking at my 11-year-old daughter and putting myself in their shoes.
	I do every fucked up thing I did all over again, but Memorial Day haunts me every year.
	I turn up a bottle of Jameson and a 30 rack of Bud Heavies to mourn them every year on Memorial Day and pray for their families, but I'll never get rid of the guilt I feel for having made it home.
	Yeah.
	That is a tearjerker.
	I've heard that, though, that the biggest, they have like survival guilt and they can't stop thinking about the brothers they left behind.
	Even when the brothers are alive and are still back there, they feel this incredible pain knowing that their brothers are still there fighting and they're sitting here going to the driving range with their Budweiser golf bag.
	Very touching letter, good one to end on.
	I think it's time for you know what.
	And it's pretty final.
	That one's grown on me too.
	The final video.
	What do we need?
	We need racism and feminism.
	Yes.
	COVID.
	Did we not have a COVID warmer?
	Yeah, I see one in my head.
	I see the COVID, the little germ coming at me.
	Yeah.
	I remember a germ.
	I sent it to...
	All right, let's...
	Now, you've probably seen this video before where a guy in...
	It's Flushing Queens.
	Let me just explain something to you.
	Flushing Queens, it's at the end of the...
	Was it the J line?
	The purple one?
	No, that's not the J. What's the one that the Mets always talk about?
	What the fuck?
	The Mets have a...
	Ryan always.
	I was trying to look for the...
	Ryan always comes in when I need him.
	I was trying to look for the COVID.
	He knows everything.
	Yeah, don't worry about that now.
	The 7-train.
	Yeah.
	So the 7-train is a purple line, and it goes way out into Queens.
	Until Queens is like almost rural.
	But no, I'm not, I'm exaggerating, but very suburban by Flushing Meadows Park.
	But it's City Field is my stadium.
	The Mets Stadium is right before it.
	Sometimes I would go to try to find parking in Flushing and then take a train back.
	But you can't find parking in Flushing because it is China.
	I've lived in China.
	And I swear to God, you could drug someone in Beijing, right?
	And then put them on a plane.
	You'd have to really drug them because it's a good 30 hours from door to door.
	And then they come to in Flushing and they Go, and you translated that as where am I?
	What happened?
	And then you would just say to him, Oh, it's okay.
	You passed out, you got hit by a car, and we moved you here.
	It's nearer to the hospital, it's in the town of Cao Chu Sing in the province of Hueng Chan.
	It's only 20 minutes from Beijing.
	I think it would take him about a year to realize he wasn't in China.
	All the signs are in Chinese with zero English.
	You don't see, you might see a McDonald's, but you see McDonald's in China.
	You see it in Beijing.
	So it is totally indistinguishable from America.
	And that's a bad thing.
	They've created a fifth column.
	So you're watching a video that took place in America, just down the street from us, in Flushing, probably 25 minutes on the train.
	But outside of the architecture and the license plates on the cars that say the Empire State, you would never know that you're in Flushing.
	You don't even see white people.
	This is in China.
	So there seems to be some sort of argument about a parking place.
	And the bat comes in.
	The guy in the brown shirt is mad at the dude with the punky hair.
	He's got blonde hair.
	So he hits his car there.
	Then the guy does a U-turn, scoops him up, and drives into a restaurant.
	Isn't that amazing?
	This one's good because you can see the guy in the brown trying to get up.
	Holy shit.
	That's amazing.
	I've seen better ones though, where you see more of him on the front of the car, the guy in the brown.
	Oh, you've zoomed in too much.
	That's the problem.
	So he goes piling into that.
	See those feet there?
	That's the brown jacket guy.
	He went careening into the watermelons.
	And then that other guy, I think his legs are fucked up.
	I think he got hit.
	They broke his legs.
	Is it wrong when you are walking down the street and you hear a screech and you want there to be a crash?
	Like, I feel like if we're there, I don't want people to die.
	I'm a Christian.
	But I feel like if we were there, we'd go, yes.
	Holy shit.
	Cool.
	That's not good.
	I know.
	That's morally wrong.
	Anyway, that was that doozy of a show.
	We'll be presenting Ryan's trip to DC as like, what is it now?
	An hour long?
	Like 35, 40 minutes?
	45 minutes?
	45, 40.
	45 minutes, 45 minutes.
	We'll be presenting that within the next 24 hours.
	And before then, I'll see you on Monday.
	And the Kraken has been released.
	I may have to do an emergency live show if the Kraken starts kicking ass and taking names.
	But this was a very exciting day for Election Gate.
	Just when we were losing hope for God Emperor Trump, he comes in with an enormous left hook to the suplex.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Well, there's a pretty little baby on the cabin floor and a little house coat laying on the door.
	And I love that girl with the golden hair.
	Me and the Tennessee stud loves the Tennessee bear.
	I fucked it up.
	So forgive me, I'm after all.

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