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Nov. 16, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS [2020-11-16 - S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS]
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Almost heaven, West Virginia.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McInnes.
Life is older, older than that was John Denver, named after a beautiful city in Colorado, but there he was appeasing West Virginia.
A simpler time.
Now the left convinces that West Virginia are full of a bunch of toothless hillbillies, mountain men, and stripped mines.
But back then you could acknowledge the beauty of the middle of America.
Today in baseball, the New York Giants, no bats in this particular game, running with a very large sort of oval ball, and they beat a team from Philadelphia, which is apparently a big deal to people who watch this sport.
I think the Giants, it's the Jets that suck, right?
Just end the season?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just think.
Like the Mets must end the season.
Although we're going to kill next year, we have a new owner.
It's always going to be great.
And this is how the Mets go every year.
We win the first three games, and then we're all headed to the World Series, and then it just goes, there's an injury.
Jacob deGrom breaks his arm.
That's that.
Today's book, Plunder.
I know this looks boring.
There are no tits on the cover of this book.
It is so good.
It is a great expose on the problems with big government and why it's evil.
How public employee unions are raiding treasuries, controlling our lives, and bankrupting the nation.
And he talks about the incredible pensions of public unions.
Private unions no one cares about.
In New York, the electricians union's private.
If you want to build without union electricians, they put inflatable rat in front of your building, but that's about it.
It's the public unions where you don't have a choice.
You're held at gunpoint.
I was just talking to Alex Jones on Infowars about all this, and it's, we're at a turning point where America was designed by people who were sick of being told what to do, right?
There's two types of people in politics.
People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.
The latter group is winning right now.
And we have to get out there and show that we are the country.
The ones, and it's better for everyone.
These pagan communists that want to control everything.
We want total and utter liberty.
I've always said, I don't care if you don't help me.
Just don't hinder me.
Don't get in my way.
Move.
America's built on mobility and grit, mobilization.
There's a job in Pittsburgh.
I'm going to go work at it.
Boom.
And now we have this elitist contempt for middle America.
Like the guy I heard the other day say, a liberal saying, I wish a giant rain would come and just wash the middle of the country out to the Gulf of Mexico.
I am beyond angry.
And I just thought, that's genocide.
You're talking about murdering 200 million people.
There's so much contempt for West Virginia, for flyover states, for the Midwest, the Rust Belt, the people who made us.
Anyway, this weekend was a fantastic weekend.
I couldn't go.
I had some family stuff I won't bore you with.
It was very sad I couldn't go.
I sent my Japanese sidekick there.
And you had a good time.
It was a great time.
Mass.
Massive.
I guess.
Mass?
Massive.
Thank you.
You should write.
I did.
I wrote.
You wrote in your journal?
Yeah.
I got a little notes.
Oh, that's your journal?
What is it?
Three words?
Me like MAGA.
Cave Poems by Ryan Katsu Rivera.
This is my take on it, and this is just from obsessively staring at my phone all weekend.
If you still call Proud Boys Nazis and MAGA supporters Nazis, you're a retard.
There was silly cases to be made before this that curious people like me could instantly refute, but I understood you being uninformed.
As far as post-MAGA march, if you still believe this bullshit Nazi narrative, you're useless.
I don't have any time for you.
I give up.
You don't know what's going on.
Proud Boys behaved incredibly well.
We saw Antifa for who they are.
We saw them knock out a dude with a sucker punch, child rapist, sucker punched a guy.
We have him on the show today.
He's a friend of mine.
We both train with Larry Barnes.
That's the way you can only do a sucker punch with him.
He's all bashed up.
You'll see his destroyed face.
And it looks like America.
But should we start with your clips?
Is that exciting enough?
Sure.
Yeah, let's do that.
We got some watch Ryan and some nice little B-roll here of the march.
It was massive, so it was.
Music, happiness, live performances, people selling moch.
He's making fun of the way my youngest boy pronounces his R's.
Since I joke.
You know, more than one person I've talked to is there cried when they talk about it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He definitely got a little emotional there.
Because when you just think about how far this guy has come, Trump, alone, and like it feels like he's the only politician that I've ever liked.
Yeah.
I liked Reagan.
He's not a politician.
And neither of them are politicians, really.
But I think you watch the news and you look at Twitter and you think, we're alone.
I'm the only guy out here who likes Trump.
And then you see this.
I think it was a million.
I'll go as low as 800,000 if you put a gun to my head.
But it was way, way more than anyone expected, including the patriots who organized it.
And God bless Enrique's cotton socks, by the way.
What a guy.
He has gone up against all of this bullshit media and repeatedly had the Proud Boys do the noble thing, fight in a totally defensive way, protect people.
They formed a whole circle around Alex Jones, right?
When he went to the Supreme Court.
Protected him, protecting people, not roaming the streets looking for a fight, only catching people doing wrong.
That's a challenge.
Yeah, and They actually took out, like, there was like a line of Antifa guys with their shields, and Enrique was just standing there smoking, and he was looking, he was like, What are you doing?
He's like, But they're facing this way, and he saw he was at the side of them.
He was like, I'm just going to try to take them all out.
He just ran through, and then they all fell down.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was amazing.
Yeah, they're not used to fighting.
I noticed that when we were fighting them at NYU at my talk, it was like knocking down bowling pins.
Yeah, like there was, there's never, with Antifa, there's never a, oh, why you?
It's always like, oh, that was my first punch of my life.
Oh, yeah.
It often is.
Hence the sucker punches, right?
We have a little bit of Antifa getting pushed back.
You know, they were.
So you're going to put this all together in a censored.tv presents, but we're just sort of getting little.
Yes, you can get the vibe.
We're sampling some of the sweets.
They have those like official, like, we work near the White House type police.
Go home to mommy.
Send them home to mommy.
They did a great job for the most part.
And here's the thing that's kind of peculiar.
They didn't stop Antiva from doing bullshit, which is kind of messed up.
Like, they'd see the firework thing happen and they wouldn't do anything.
But they also didn't intervene when Proud Boys stepped in and they were like, stop doing that.
Something weird is going on with the DC police.
I bet there's a civil war going on with the top bras telling them to stand back and stand by.
Right.
And also real cops just wanting to be real cops.
Look at 1.6.
Just take a break from your clips there for a second.
This was confusing to me.
Nope, that's your email.
Well, that's just a blank screen.
No?
1.6.
1.6.
It's like a 16-year-old, you know, sweet 16.
Ah.
Consignera.
Yeah.
Now, Dan Bongino's background is law enforcement, wasn't he?
Military?
So he knows every cop in the world.
Hearing from a solid source that D.C. police were being urged to ticket or arrest Trump supporters at yesterday's rally for minor infractions to advance the fairy tale that Trump supporters are the violent ones, not the Antifa BLM terrorists.
So that's not saying cops are dicks.
That's saying cops were told to be dicks.
They were great.
They're actually, they were supportive.
They were hanging out.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What's 1-7?
This one is bad, I think.
This is when they were told to send Trump people through BLM Antifa.
Video, DC blocked off Trump supporters.
Hello?
Video, DC blocked off Trump supporters and forced them to walk through BLM mob where they knew they'd be attacked.
Hey, that guy in the white blue shirt.
See him?
Yeah.
I see him get attacked.
Look.
Oh yeah.
Look at that.
That's evidence right there.
Cops said you can't come through here.
And then they fed them to the lions.
The hyenas.
Oh, that's a fast cameraman.
See that?
Remember that girl in the orange shower cap?
You see her a lot.
Look at this.
I don't get why this guy in the gray is like escorting.
I guess he's saying stop fighting him.
But he's almost like a bodyguard.
You can tell that guy just got punched in the eye.
The Trump dude in the boobs.
Did he get sprayed too?
I don't know.
Put it so spray.
Look at this dude with the helmet.
Look.
She stole my buddy's phone.
The guy we have on the show.
She stole his phone.
Look at the impunity.
She just knows she's not going to get caught.
She knows there'll be no punishment.
Look at that other dude with the sweatshirt just hanging around him like a weird zombie.
They're just like waiting for a moment.
Look, look at him nudge him.
He's waiting for a moment of weakness.
Look, there she comes in again.
It's animal-like behavior.
They really are savages.
They have these animal-like strategies with the calling her.
There she shows up again at the very end there.
Look, see those two?
They stole Joe's phone.
Just go back.
The very end?
Those two girls, the one with the pink hood and the one with the orange cap, she's wearing bondage pants.
They stole Joe's phone.
You see them all over the footage.
Okay, Sarah, let's go back to your shitty footage.
That totally sucks.
Do you have a few ready?
Like, what about a funny interview?
There's a little bit of all gas, no breaks interviewing.
He's a fan.
That was pretty cool.
I think he signed a contract with someone recently.
Yeah, they're making a movie.
A24 or something, the guys who did Uncut Gems.
So he won't pose in photos because they own him.
Truth.
I tried to get him.
Didn't work.
And so there was a fight there afterwards.
And you got some fight footage?
And yeah, it was not a physical fight, but this guy came up trying to film them under my iPhone.
I got a lot of footage to go through here.
Well, you had all day to sort it.
I thought you'd have like five clips ready.
Why were you going through clips all morning and not putting them in a...
Or even flagging them?
I flagged them.
I could be down here for the same cause.
What y'all did?
I will fuck one of y'all up.
Then do it.
Come on.
Hit me.
Fly, pussy.
Come on.
Don't do it.
Come on.
That guy was really fucked up on something.
He came up, started filming while we were doing the oil gas, no brakes thing.
He's got a ketamine vibe.
The big guy went up to him and said, hey, can I help you?
And he's like, get the fuck out of here.
You want to help me?
Help me do what?
Blah, blah, blah.
And so now that we just talked to him, there was no punches or pushes or anything like that.
Just a lot of shit talking.
It was really kind of funny because he would walk away and our guy there, Big G in the yellow hat, he would.
So black guys walking away and they're like, all right, cool.
That's done.
And then he'd walk away and be like, fat motherfucker.
And then he's like, well, fuck you.
And then it would just start up all over again.
That happened five times.
He's drunk.
Yeah, but you know, nothing happened.
But the only one taking the bait was the big guy because he was like, I can fuck this guy up and I kind of want to, but Enrique's very.
He's good at de-escalating the situation.
You know, but that was a fun little thing.
Okay, that's cute.
That's cute.
Can he celebrate his Carpe Donctum?
We got a little bit of Carpe.
Let's see.
So this is a sing-along here.
This is after I talked to Carpe.
West Virginia.
Well, that's why we chose the opening song, correct?
Mountain Marla.
Take me loose.
I'm trying to see, because Carpe's been to the White House.
We had a sync with him.
I was in sync.
Carpe rushed the note.
Listen.
Take me loose.
Oh, yeah.
Coyne missed it.
So this guy is...
We plug him and stuff like that, but he's got some other songs.
He's a pretty new proud boy.
So in this clip also, the ending is the best here.
You were really all over the fucking fence, dude.
Take me home.
Country road.
Joe Biden is a Chinese whore.
That's it.
Well, he's actually a whore for China.
Yeah, isn't that Chinese correct, though?
Chinese.
He's a whore for the Chinese, so he's a Chinese whore.
No, if a black woman only has white clients, you don't call her a white whore.
You call her a black whore.
Here we go.
Ryan changed his clothes in the middle of the day for some bizarre reason.
There were two different rallies.
The footage looks totally.
No, it was all the same fucking thing.
Two different rallies two hours apart.
No.
It was the mega weekend.
And now it's going to edit weird.
You should have just worn the same suit.
Well, I don't blend everything together.
It's all chronological.
Yeah, well, it has to be now.
Baron Trump.
It's Baron Trump.
Baron.
Your dad's doing a great job.
I'm very starstruck.
What?
Baron Trump, right?
You're not the son of Donald J. Trump?
No?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It went well.
I guess he wasn't the son of Donald Trump.
Yeah.
But I thought he was.
All right, I'll just stop.
When you're delivering comedy, the person has to be on your side.
So after he doesn't get it, like he thinks you might be from Antifa or Daily Show.
You're there to make fun of him?
Let's take the fun away.
I said, let me pretend that I think you're Baron Trump.
And he's like, oh, okay, cool.
And then we laughed about it afterwards.
So there's the funny thing.
I didn't come across.
Well, he's a good actor.
Let me speak Chinese to you.
So this pro-CCB.
Is there a language harder on one's ears than Cantonese?
I can't even...
Look at that gay dude.
I can't even imagine.
What does that mean, sir?
Take them to CCB.
These people with the sign loser talking about Trump.
And they're pro-CCB.
They're pro-China.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Go there.
Eat some dogs.
Tell me how to say that.
And then I can criticize the government.
That's the most hideous language of all time.
Pretty much.
Cantonese.
I don't like Hebrew.
I don't like any Middle Eastern language.
Arab.
German.
Anything like or Tang Tang?
I like Russian.
Russian is probably more horrible than all those other languages.
Kind of neat.
We got Lady Maga.
She was.
And actually, she clarified.
He's officially bored of Drag Queen, starting right now.
He said he's just gay and not actually a drag queen.
He's just doing this to piss off liberals.
Yes, and look, Abby.
I am so sorry that the communists took away your platforms.
I love you.
We might disagree on this.
I'm with you, and I think that your voice matters, and I think it's absolutely deplorable.
Just in time with that mic, right?
No, we have the boom footage.
Boom mic, and this is all no, you know, raw.
So censor.tv presents will have all this audio problem.
The audio is flaming.
You want me with getting hit with a dildo?
Or shall we save that for later?
No, that's great.
Okay.
Oh, this is one with a colonial guy.
Censor TV.
And there's a little guest appearance of Elad.
God bless.
He comes through with an ass grab.
He's always touching the ass, right?
He touched your ass last time you were in DC.
Son of a bitch.
Every time.
Ass loving Elad.
Do you know what happened to my ass earlier?
Good talking to you.
Clap those cheeks, buddy.
That's all I wanted to say.
We love clapping beautiful Asian cheeks.
Oh, Asian children.
Beautiful.
The best cheeks.
Male cheeks.
No, no, no.
You can't say Asian cheeks.
That's racist.
All right, let's see your butt get whacked with a dildo.
By the way, the police in South America, their batons are floppy.
They're kind of rubbery.
Some give.
And they kill people with those.
Because of the slapping action, it actually like...
Yeah, it's more painful than like a wood one.
Because it's just, it gets a whack to it.
It's like a whip.
Like, they will break your nose.
They whipped you.
Why you would volunteer to have something a dildo whipped against your ass is amazing.
You just think dildo, you know, that's not going to hurt me.
I think rubber, I think latex, I think paint.
There are loopholes, like big white vanny dildos.
That is, that's just fairly sized white dildo.
Well, I can't do it on my arm.
Has that been used?
No, not that I know of anyway.
Okay.
I mean, you want me to whack it up?
That's the guy that saved the human's life from the stabbing the other night?
Remember?
Oh, really?
Jeremy?
Yeah, we talked to him about that.
A purple, dyed-hair Antifa girl who's just saying, fuck you!
That's the amount of viciousness I'm requiring here.
That was very painful.
Yeah, I know.
I didn't know.
And I learned how to do it.
How do you not know?
I learned the floppy way.
Later on, you could actually see the Maj.
And it's pretty bad.
I mean, that thing wasn't.
Let's see the damage.
All right, I think this is it here.
Yep.
Just for the cam.
Can you see it?
Oh my God, you're so dumb.
You can see the head.
You can see the head, yeah.
That's unbelievable.
What is your ass tattoo?
Just a smiley face?
Yeah.
Why did you do that?
To prevent prison rape.
Oh, yeah.
I was in a bad mood when I was raping Ryan.
Then I saw a little happy guy, and I thought, I'm not raping anyone.
I'm going to use a lube next.
By the way, that is the worst ass tattoo I've ever had.
No fun in the proud.
That's a good ass tattoo, my friend.
Oh, comparing ass tattoos now?
Let's get one for the split screen.
This is an ass with on my ass.
I have a tattoo of an ass, and that ass has a tattoo of an ass on it, and that ass has a tattoo on its ass.
It's asception.
There's three.
There's three ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
That's your best asset.
You know, just beautiful b-roll, tons of fucking people.
We tried to catch up with Nick and Baked Alaska, some of the more controversial figures of the thing, but they were all, it's really hard to navigate in a place where there's literally a million people.
I'm going to say literally a million.
Some cool oddities in there.
You'll see a lot of really neat things.
So when's that going to be done?
I'm trying to get it done by tomorrow.
So Wednesday.
Wednesday's possible.
Yeah.
Wednesday's definite.
You've already shown that, dumbass.
Okay.
So here's my takeaway.
Anyone who doubted MAGA or Proud Boys or The Right now has their evidence.
This weekend showed you who's right, who's wrong.
Who's there for freedom?
Who's there just to destroy America?
One side says keep America great.
The other says no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
You'd have to be willfully ignorant to not see that.
Oh, Antifa attacker if you want to see it.
Remember Eddie Block?
Yep.
Guy in a wheelchair?
You're that fucking pumped from earlier.
Come on.
You're that fucking pump from earlier.
Why?
Come on.
Run up.
Come on.
Look at him.
He's got this fucking chain in his hand.
We'll do it then, bro.
You know why you want to do it?
Because I'll whoop your fucking ass.
You're in a goddamn chair with the fucking shit.
So what?
Look at my fucking arms, dude.
I'll fuck your ass up, bro.
Boy, you look like it.
You look like they're fucking up.
Give me that fucking chain.
Give me that fucking chain, bro.
You touch me.
So Antifa is presently attacking a man in a wheelchair.
All right, bro.
Fucking, that's it.
That's it, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Grab the chain.
Grab the chain right now.
That's one of those instant karma clips we've been seeing.
You saw the other one, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Classic.
That's good.
So they do seem to be doing their job.
Go to 1-9.
They seem to be doing their job here.
DC police now separating the both groups on BLM Plaza.
Lots of shoving.
Looks like the other guy that was skulking around.
Wow, she had a cool setup there.
Her shield matched the rest of her outfit.
Okay.
Now let's check out some kids being harassed.
2-0.
I hope I got the black mom.
There was a mom with her stroller and her two kids, and they were getting slammed.
Yeah, no, no, this is a different one.
These are just people going out from their hotel.
See the banging on the thing?
It's like Lord of the Flies.
So the kid is saying to his dad, ignore them, ignore them.
And then the little sister's holding onto her big brother, crying.
Because she's in fear.
You ever see proud boys attack little kids?
Actually, no, I have not.
What about old ladies?
Never.
What about someone in a wheelchair?
Never, ever.
Go to 2-1.
This is more bad behavior from the bad boys.
The bad boys.
Nope.
Different angle.
No, different people.
This is the, it's a girl.
Oh, she's crying.
She's being harassed.
They're pouring water or bleach.
I heard there was bleach.
You get bleach in your eyes.
You're fucked.
True.
So these are the little side streets they were lurking on, attacking people.
Here's an old lady being attacked.
2-2?
2-1?
No, yeah, 2-2.
Look at her.
She's probably 65 years old.
You know, they don't come up to guys like me.
They don't come up to guys even...
Well, they might come up to you.
But they don't come up to the ones that are going to fight back.
But An old lady?
Yeah, sure.
I'd fight a big guy.
I know.
I mean, like visually.
Every time I get in a fight with a big guy, like, there's those Jew again.
Look at them.
Oh, the shower cap.
Shower cap in her pink hood.
Yep.
They're still stalking her.
And look at the way those two girls lurk.
They're like crows.
Yeah.
I actually got footage of a maniac black woman.
Not that her color matters, but I thought she was one of the ones who stole the phone, but she's not.
This is a different, very angry black girl.
Hold on, one second.
I believe she's right here.
Here she is.
I think she's on crack.
Because she was just going like a dinosaur gun.
You can't tell with this new left radical Trump derangement syndrome, radical left, you can't tell who's on crack and who's just got TDS.
Alright, that clip sucked.
This is one of the girls.
She pops up in something else.
She fucking threw the water at that.
Look at her.
She's like a little fucking rat.
She was going on crack.
See if you can find that black lady and her kids.
I didn't include it in the notes.
Black lady and her kids MAGA attacked DC stroller.
Folks, I know it's you want to support the president and stuff, and you want your kids to see it.
But this was at night.
But yeah, that's her.
Nice catch.
Where's the moment?
They take a picture of it and they don't show you the fucking whack.
That was terrible.
That's a wiggity whack.
So maybe take your kids in the day, I understand.
But around like 3 p.m., definitely when it gets dark, it's time to get the kids back in the hotel.
I hate seeing kids in these scenarios.
It's fucking dangerous.
Like D.C. is not a nice place, and the bums there are spooky.
You know, I've said this before, but in New York City, a bum comes up to you and you see him coming, you go, no.
And he just moves to the next person.
Do that in D.C. and they will fucking tear your head off.
They get really aggro.
And maybe it's because there's so many homeless there that they can't throw them in jail.
Maybe, look, go back to the first article and see if her name is there or something.
I'm pretty sure it was at night.
Oh, maybe it wasn't.
Yeah, the picture was in the day, right?
Oh, there we go.
She's got to grab her kids.
See the way the cyclist passes aggressively just gets in the way there?
Yeah, so I'm wrong about nightfall.
This is the day.
And they're preying on the weak.
Here's the pattern here.
The only time they'll ever confront a man is to come at him from behind.
Look at this derangement syndrome.
Oh, look at this.
See that little kid?
Smash.
Yeah, the only guy trying to defend her.
Go back.
Who is that kid?
She gets the impact of the man on her.
Oh, that's her girl.
She's single mom.
Where's the dad?
I don't know if that other girl's with her.
I'm so glad we showed that clip.
And then there was like, well, Prowboys were hurting people too.
And they knocked out this black woman.
Oh, that had a knife?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And she had a switchblade.
Yeah, she sure did.
This is 2-5.
You hear them scream.
Knife.
Blade.
Blade.
She just stole a flag.
And then she has a knife in it.
And then she swipes with this guy.
Tries to stab him.
Look at that.
The way she falls is comical.
Dunk.
That was kind of a sucker punch, though.
You don't get a knife anymore.
But when someone has a knife, you're allowed to cheat.
Yeah, I mean, don't bring a helmet to a knife fight or do.
That worked.
Okay, two, three.
Let's see our guy.
So this is...
The footage you're seeing is after he's intervened with that.
Stop, stop, stop he, stop.
Go big or go home.
And go back.
And go home.
Can you go back?
Yes.
This is back as it goes.
He's like, leave Roland.
That guy with the bullhorn was preying on this old Chinese mega lady.
And Joe here, by the way, that's not his real name.
Joe intervenes, says, get the fuck away from her.
And then all the hyenas start smelling.
So then he has to shove them out of the way.
It's like, get the fuck back.
Turn it up.
There's those two.
There's that girl I was telling you about.
I kick him from behind.
Always from behind, right?
You have to have your head on a swivel.
There's a woman who stole his...
He just shoved the woman who's about to steal his phone.
Shower cap.
We've been seeing shower cap all episode.
So then he pushes back just exactly like hyenas.
Look, there's a guy that was swinging at him from behind.
This is Animal Planet.
And then whack.
He's out.
And then, look, there's those same two.
And they kick him when he's unconscious.
Did you see that?
Oh, yeah.
Yellow Pants kicks him.
Yeah.
And then their gigs for them.
And then somebody else.
This is Disneyland.
This whole day has been a fun romp.
Oh, being knocked out sucks so much shit.
Now, he also had his face smashed into the pavement, but even on a boxing soft mat, your actual brain hurts.
You feel your brain.
You know when you get punched in the arm and you can feel the shape of the fist?
When you get knocked out, you feel your brain.
Because it hit the walls of your skull so hard that it ceased.
I cannot believe they caught this dude.
Check it out.
2-4.
This is the kind of guy we're up against.
And I know this seems very white on whites criticizing blacks.
DC is disproportionately black, so a lot of the BLM and Antifa activists are going to be black.
Every time we're criticizing this group, we are not talking about a race.
We are talking about the radical left in BLM and Antifa.
Don't get it flip.
What do they say?
Don't get it flip.
Don't get it twist.
Activist and registered child sex offender.
Kenneth Wayne DeBerry, 39 of DC, was arrested for allegedly assaulting people after the Million Magamark.
He's charged with aggravated assault, inciting violence, and being a felon in possession of a gun.
Let's click on him.
There he is.
But what are the charges?
Second-degree child sexual abuse.
What does that mean?
Is that like having sex with someone underage or raping a nine-year-old?
I don't know.
Neither are great.
All right, let's talk to the man we just saw get sucker punched in the head and hurled headfirst into the pavement.
Dark in the steep.
Joe, are you there, sir?
Yes, I am.
How are you, Gavin?
I'm good.
You look pretty banged up.
Not too bad.
My modeling career is on hold for a little while.
So what exactly are your...
What is the damage there?
You got a cut on your head.
Is your nose broken?
I had a CAT scan that evening.
There's a very small fracture on a bridge of my nose, a very small fracture in the lower part of my eye, a nice chipped tooth, and a fair amount of cuts, bumps, and bruises.
Now, we just watched the video.
We saw they caught the guy.
Yes.
So what does that mean?
Are you going to go back to DC to show up in court, or are they just going to let him go?
Well, I've already, some of my friends have reached out, encouraged me to pursue this in some way.
I'm not sure what my options are.
I have a detective's phone number who visited me in the hospital that evening just to sort of confirm what they had already known and see how I was doing, and she was very helpful.
But I haven't really contemplated much or taken any steps to see what to do.
Throw the book at him.
Yeah, that's what the consensus from everybody seems to be.
These guys keep getting away with this, and we're always the magnanimous ones.
I'm sick of being the nice guy.
True.
That's why we're in this position to begin with.
We've been nice for too long.
Well, so you were being nice when this all started, right?
What exactly happened?
I had left the rally.
I was ecstatic.
You know, it was a great day, and I was happy that it was peaceful.
There was no real incidents that I witnessed.
I think the size of our crowd and the unity that we displayed was a contributing factor in preventing any of these assholes from doing what they normally do.
But they seemed to have a strategy of waiting on random corners after everybody had dispersed.
And I witnessed it starting when I had gotten about a block from my hotel.
I was just going in to change so I can go out and get something to eat.
And after I started walking again, I saw them intimidating this Asian woman, yelling at her with a bullhorn.
And your typical behavior that we're all familiar with that we've seen on media.
And although I was trying to exercise some restraint, I felt the need to do what I could to sort of diffuse this and break it up and give this woman an opportunity to get the hell out of there.
Well, their behavior is exactly like hyenas.
When there's a herd of buffalo or something, they look for the one with the limp or the old one or the runt, and then they pounce on that.
And they're scavengers, the way they prey on children.
They were attacking kids at this thing, old ladies, and now this Asian woman alone, you said they were waiting down alleyways, just like...
Not alleyways, but if you know the grid system of DC, you know, there's a lot of these streets that sort of run perpendicular that are smaller.
And, you know, they were at the end of those when people would make the turn to get...
Essentially, there's a bunch of hotels in one area.
So they had a plan.
This was all probably within a 10-block radius of their deemed Black Lives Matter square or whatever the hell you want to call it.
But it definitely seemed to be, it wasn't some organic interaction.
This was planned.
Yeah, we saw, Ryan showed me that where there was bricks that had been sort of dislodged from the ground, and there was a white circle of spray paint around them, sort of saying, Here's a brick, guys, if you need one.
Yeah, so I noticed we saw the video, you're pushing everyone back.
You're saying, You don't want to mess with me.
We both trained with Larry Barnes, right?
Yes, sir.
So you're warning them that you're from Mount Vernon, you're messing with the wrong guy.
And then you go, all right, I diffuse the situation.
I push the hyenas back, and then you're walking away, and boom, lights out.
That's exactly what happened.
I tried to exercise a lot of self-restraint.
I did not want to, you know, punch anybody.
I was just trying to intimidate to the point where they would be, you know, adequate to sort of defuse the situation.
But as you said, I thought things had broken up to the point where it was better.
But unfortunately, I turned my back, assuming that things were over, and that's when that scumbag hit me.
Pedophile.
Yes, rapist pedophile with an illegal firearm, apparently, in his possession.
Well, also, the two girls that stole your phone were going through other footage, and they were all over the place, just punching people in the head with total impunity.
Yeah, it seems to be their tactic to get the women to engage as a distraction.
You know, from what I've seen, that's what they do because I guess there's some contemplation as to how you respond to a female, and then that gives the other members an opportunity to jump in.
I bet hyenas do that.
I'm going to research it, but I bet hyenas send in like the louder females.
So besides all this horror, you still think it was one of the best days of your life?
It really was.
I had a fantastic time.
I've been to plenty of public events, but nothing political.
And I just had an amazing experience from the minute I got there to praying, to saying the Pledge of Allegiance, to singing the national anthem, to meeting patriots from my immediate area, all the way from Nebraska.
I had a conversation with, you know, just a really mixed bunch.
It was an amazing day.
The kind that brings you to tears.
It really was just powerful.
I had a fantastic time.
I really did.
And I thought that it was helpful in getting us each to go back and keep spreading the message to, you know, the people who are reluctant to step in the ring, let's say.
And I honestly think that this helped, is going to help, keep other people inspired, motivated, angry, whatever it takes.
You look like America right now.
You're still beat up, but still going.
Yeah, you look and sound like America.
You took a beating, and you still were so overjoyed to be singing that Pledge of Allegiance with all those people, those hundreds of thousands of people.
It was amazing.
Chanting USA.
It's incredible.
Well, Joe, it was great to talk to you.
I hope you get your teeth fixed, okay?
You said you're getting some veneers?
Yes, yes.
We're going to come back looking better than ever, as will America.
Joe, thanks for coming on the show.
Thank you very much, Kevin.
Have a good day.
Cheers.
Take me home to the place.
Let's look at some good news, shall we?
For a bit?
I really hope Joe prosecutes that guy.
I'm going to keep texting him, begging him.
I'll drive him to D.C., no problem.
Dumbass spits on Matt.
You know, it would be cool if we started a GoFundMe to pay for his train ticket and hotel.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I like that.
It won't last very long.
So this you've seen a million times, but on the off chance you're not connected to the internet, we have to include this.
It's one of the greatest videos that has ever existed in the world, including anyone as footage of Jesus being born.
So wait, wait, go back.
Can you go back on these?
So I know you saw the Trump guy spit on him.
He spit on the Trump dude.
He went, you lost.
Then he spat and the guy goes, oh, you spit on me.
I'll spit on you.
And he spat on him.
Why aren't they laughing harder?
What's the matter, you can't reverse?
All that hate.
It's unfortunate that it happened, but...
No, it's not remotely unfortunate.
Why do you say that?
Why are we always the nice guys?
Uh-oh.
Wamp, wamp, wampwam, womp.
Now he's trying to kiss the guy's ass so that he won't press charges.
I wasn't won't pay attention.
You know what I mean?
I was wrong, he wasn't paying attention.
You know what I mean?
You got all that.
I did.
You did?
Can you see that?
And then he crashes it.
I got you.
Can you send it to me?
Oh, you don't need it being sent to you, sir.
It'll be on every social media platform.
It can't not get sent to you.
I've seen this video 600 times on every platform imaginable.
Oh, man.
Here's a good montage of Proud Boys Kicking Ass and Taking Names.
2.9, I think it was on Infowars, which we just did, InfoWars.
You can look it up on band.video, Infowars.com.
My interview with Alex Jajones.
Jazones.
So why don't your tweets mount?
I don't know.
So there's...
I'm opening everything.
Well, that's something you got to fix, Ryan.
Sure, sure.
Write it down in your notes.
Mop Antifa with the floor?
Mean mop the floor with the floor with Antifa?
See, in response.
It's always in response.
We don't start fights, we finish them.
Look, the police are pepper spraying the problem with me.
take it easy, take it easy.
We got him.
You got him, fucking Tommy.
Yeah, the cops said you got him.
Look at that.
So the cops pepper sprayed our guy, let Antifa go.
So he said, all right, well, we have to finish the job then.
Yeah, you didn't get him.
Oh, we got him.
Well, we're happy to do some arresting.
Like Enrique, he said, I'm going to give the keys back to the mayor now.
After we've now shown her how it's done.
Yeah, that's the same one.
My helmet, my helmet.
This is the switchblade, lady.
That's the switchblade.
They took the knife off her, but I don't think they gave it to police.
Help the wounded!
Help the wounded!
Help the wounded!
Good stuff.
What's the next one?
No, you've seen that.
What's the next one?
This is a good clip.
Again, we always put the show notes on Gavin McInnes.
Show notes on GavinMcInnis.win.
So you'll be able to look up all these clips yourself.
Easy enough.
You know what's frustrating is Prowboys are, I would say, pretty much unanimously seen as heroes for this weekend.
They're just doing what Max and John did.
They're just tuning up the far left, the violent left.
This isn't really a clash, per se.
Look at them lying down.
They've never been in a fight before.
Yeah, so they would respond.
Like we were all hanging out in front of the JW hotel, Marriott, whatever, where Alex was talking and stuff like that.
So there was a huge group of, and then they find out there was like Antifa, you know, attacking regular people at restaurants, so they would go disperse.
We got to go to 17th Street.
We hear that they're doing some shit up there.
So then they would go over there and handle that.
Yeah.
How annoying is the spelling of Thomas Morales?
T-O-M-A-S?
Like tomatoes?
Where's your H, dude?
Tomas Tomos.
I think it's spelled wrong by accident.
I bet the dad didn't even look it up when he was born.
My mom's name is Lorraine with 1R because my grandfather just thought that's how it was spelled.
She has a misspelled name.
So every time she's filling out something, she has to say, oh, no, actually one R, yes.
L-O-R.
It's never spelled like that.
All right, anything else?
There's one more.
There's one Mo.
Sometimes I wish I had an accent, like a Southerner or a Scottish person.
Day guy.
When Mao?
Well, like they've got their broken skateboard as a trophy.
We started a movement.
People are starting to fight back.
Yeah, when they were, I don't know if I mentioned this already.
At the Freedom Plaza, when Proud Boys are marching in there, there's, you know, older women, older guys, like just boomer, normal MAGA guys.
And they're like, the fucking Proud Boys are here.
We fucking love the Proud Boys because they know that they're the only thing stopping Antifa from, you know, just wreaking havoc unchecked.
So it's like celebrities.
Finally noticed the five months of rioting.
Look at 3-3.
Some locals in Vancouver, nothing to do with Proud Boys, saw that Antifa were going to storm City Hall, was it?
Yeah.
So just regular folks gathered at City Hall and prevented Antifa from destroying it.
They had just regular guys with bats ready to fight.
See, this is what Alexis de Tocqueville said about democracy.
It's slow and sluggish and inefficient, but once it starts rolling, nothing can stop it.
The Indiana Jones ball now.
You've awoken the sleeping giant and people are starting to fight back.
A little disappointed it took this long and my boys had to go to prison first, but at least they're finally tuning in.
No, you're not going to destroy City Hall.
We're standing up for ourselves now.
We're standing up for our town.
I think I have some more footage of them.
3-0.
Have you already seen this particular clip?
I don't believe so.
There's so many of them.
Crowdboys are charging in here.
You're gay.
Go home.
You have no testosterone.
You're gay.
Go home.
You know what else, too, is like how reasonable.
So there's a group of about 100 all surrounding this one guy with a press helmet.
But a couple people are like, no, we have proof this guy doxed people on Twitter.
They're like, I have the tweet.
I can pull it right up.
And he's got his press.
He's like, guys, no, no, no.
Yada yada.
And baked Alaska's over there grilling him.
Proud boys are grilling him.
They're like, you're a fed.
You're a fucking fed.
And they don't beat him up.
They're just like, get the fuck out of here.
And, oh, they could have decimated him for sure.
But I just wanted him to go.
I don't like that we're so nice.
Yeah, well, that one, he wasn't being violent.
He was just being a cunt.
What's that 3-0 you just showed?
I believe so.
What about 3-1?
What about it?
Let's see.
All good news.
Back up, Cobby!
Back up!
Look up!
Oh!
Back up!
What's up?
Oh, I think...
Yeah, fucking pepper spray.
Yeah, we've seen that one already.
That's the one where the cops are pepper spraying our guys.
I wanted to get dispatched to one of these areas, but I had precious cargo with me filming.
My girlfriend was filming, so I didn't want to reach out.
Yeah, we don't send you to these things to get the shit kicked out of you.
That's true.
I do want armor, though.
And so, in this video, there's a lot of tips on what kind of armor you should get and the modifications you should do because there comes like a handle.
So, you take the handle off.
There's a lot of good Proud Boys tips on how to.
Are they stab-proof?
Yes, depending on what kind of plates you get.
Yep.
But what about the sides?
Don't get stabbed in the sides.
I was talking to one of the guards at my house also does security at a club.
And he said there was this guy who got stabbed in the armpit.
Oh.
And he died.
Uh-huh.
Because there's nothing in the way here.
Sure, sure.
You get right to the heart, everything.
Imagine getting stabbed.
That seems bad.
I bet it's one of those things you don't feel.
Whoa, next thing you know.
Oh, sure.
It's really rude.
Right.
You know, those guys.
That's another thing about Joe, by the way.
You get pummeled onto the dirt like that, onto the tarmac, onto the road, and you could easily have died.
That's attempted murder.
So the guys that got stabbed in the neck and in the ear, they were out and they were there from that stabbing the other night.
The one that showed preferential treatment.
Have I shown you that article?
It's 2-7.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read in my life.
Will Carless wrote this for USA Today.
Carless.
How police handled a DC stabbing is yet another sign of how law enforcement favors extremist group Proud Boys.
They stopped a murder and a black woman was stabbed almost to death by thugs.
And the takeaway is Proud Boys get preferential treatment?
They favor non-violent criminals.
Was the favorite part where Enrique went in the car and drove around trying to find them?
Basically, this article argues that the police believed the story.
On account of they weren't the one to yield.
The officers, you see, my bleeding friends, we were just stabbed by that group that ran that way.
Yeah?
How would I know?
Sounds like bullshit to me.
I'm not driving around trying to help you find them.
Does he know how police, how law enforcement works?
I emailed him, Will Carlos, pull up that email.
And I said, you are the most incompetent piece of shit.
I said, this is the most clown world thing I've ever seen.
Your myopic obsession with the right sinning, it makes you blind to a black woman being stabbed.
And he said, I sent it to the wrong email first.
Like these inept boobs, they hop around from thing to thing.
So when I sent him to his old job, he's at USA Today now.
USA Today is really becoming more amateur hour than the fucking cat blog Daily Beast.
Try not to show the whole email.
No, I want to show the whole email.
I want people to see his email.
Well, our notes, too.
There you go.
I want you to complain.
No, no, show his email.
What is he?
WCarless without a car at usatoday.com.
Let USA Today know that this kind of incompetence is going on.
If you're a proud boy, by the way, this asshole is spreading lies about you that lead to you getting a four-year prison term when you're in court because judges are social justice warriors who read usatoday.com and believe this fucking shit.
I thought you were done with the proud boys.
I guess not.
Ooh, you got me, Will.
You got to look at this guy's face.
He's such a fucking beta pussy cuck.
Will Carlos.
Yeah, just look him up and Tabernato Carlos.
Carlos is an English name.
So he's another self-hating white guy.
There he is.
Wait, scroll down.
Look at him in his little striped shirt.
Hi.
I'm having a hoppy IPA.
Ooh, we've got fish.
I'm in Brazil.
Living the life, living my best life.
And fighting masculinity everywhere it lurks.
They always look like this.
All right, I think it's time that we did Election Gate.
Did Dude ever send a new version of that graphic?
He didn't, did he?
I don't think I saw that, no.
Let's see.
All right, let's stick to your terrible one that sucks.
That I based on everything you told me to do.
That was me trying to repair the shit job you had done.
I hadn't even started it.
So what are you doing right now?
I was looking for his thing, but give up on that.
Ladies and gentlemen, election gate.
All right, first thing you need to know about the election is that white people are stupid, 3-4.
Did you know that?
Did you know?
I just want them to suffer.
Did you know that there isn't a shred of evidence of a rigged election and no one has explained how Democrats convinced their nemeses to commit a felony in exchange for blank?
We'll fill in this blank when we can figure that part out.
But everyone knows how shrewd Nancy Pelosi can be.
Never mind those lost house seats or that failed impeachment bid.
Nice low IQ logic.
And this is on Yahoo News.
The root is just, it's just the KKK inverted.
It's just article after article about, they spell it why people, W-H-Y-P-I-P-O-L, why people, all one word, and how stupid we are and how much we suck.
If you switch the races on any article at the root, you'd go to jail.
You'd be the worst Nazi.
It's beyond Richard Spencer.
White people will believe anything except facts, says Michael Harriet, the Democrats stole the election for Joe Biden.
And go back.
Sarcasm doesn't work in print.
You've got to be really obvious.
That's why people write sarcasm in tweets and texts.
But he doesn't seem to, he's not sophisticated enough to understand that.
So what does he write?
The Democrats stole the election for Joe Biden.
New paragraph.
It's becoming painfully obvious that the Democratic Party somehow convinced the Republican legislatures to throw the election, blah, blah, after bellyaching.
For some reason, Democrats didn't even bother to give themselves a Senate majority.
That's the same point that I just read from further on down.
So his point is they must have stolen the, the proof they didn't steal the election is they didn't do other stuff Successfully for their side.
That's not proof.
Oh, we robbed a bank, did we?
Then how come we didn't rob that person outside the bank?
Because we're not robbers.
If we haven't done everything wrong, then we haven't done anything wrong.
Another Michael Harriet treasure here.
Dear white America, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
For what?
What did he do?
Is this slavery or Obama or what are we welcome for?
I don't know.
Let's see.
First, I'd like to note how I included a three-letter modifier, blah, blah, blah.
I'm talking to all the white people.
Are you enjoying that legal marijuana?
Like that stimulus check?
Are you happy you could finally get health care without a pre-existing condition or that you could visit Planned Parenthood?
So you're responsible for welfare and abortions?
Thanks.
We're responsible for welfare, drugs, and abortions.
We saved you.
Look at his website where he writes about himself.
3.5.
This is who's writing for Yahoo News and informing the housewives.
He doesn't wear funny hats, refer to himself in the third person, and occasionally uses...
See, he's talking about how much he likes to write.
And his first sentence in his self-written about page has tons of grammatical mistakes in it.
Michael Harrod is not an artist.
That's his thing he likes to do, right?
Is there a period at the end of that sentence?
Not after not an artist?
I can't see.
No.
No?
Okay.
So he's got another one-sentence paragraph.
He doesn't wear funny hats, refer to himself in third person, and occasionally uses, you mean and occasionally use, not uses, and occasionally use foul language in mixed company.
Again, with the sarcasm you can't read.
And it's got a fucking mistake.
It's used, not uses.
Michael Harrod is a writer.
He loves words, both written and spoken.
Yeah, so words, we're fine.
And the way they tumble off palettes and jump off pages.
Writing a novel is one of the many dreams that he has been able to live.
What an absolute fucking goon, corn harvester.
So that's who we're up against this weekend when I said anyone who still believes this like Trump Nazi shit is that caliber of IQ.
Like moron boob, useless slug.
Before this weekend, there were still some sane people, like your friend's uninformed wife.
But that's done now.
All right, let's look at Election Gate.
We do this every day, and we will continue to do it well after Biden pretends to win the election.
Here's a doozy.
The machines, Dominion voting system leads you to SmartMatic, which leads you to Mark Molloch Brown.
Who is he?
He's the best friend of George Soros.
No, I'm not kidding.
Calling for the immediate resignation of United Nations Deputy Secretary General Mark Molloch Brown.
There's an article about him.
And what we have, one subsidiary SmartMatic.
So they're showing that he works at SmartMatic, right?
And then we learn that SmartMatic's chairman is a member of the British House of Lords.
Mark Mulloch Brown, a former vice chairman of George Soros' investment funds, former vice president of the World Bank, leader of international partners for members, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's if Alex Jones said that, I would roll my eyes.
I'd say, dude, you're right about a lot of stuff, but you need to chill the fuck out, Alex.
You're going way too cuckoo.
Nope, it's a mainstream thought.
It gets worse.
The Dominion app, so those are the machines that record the voting.
The software in it appears to have been created by two different groups, Biden's team and Antifa.
What are you talking about, Gavin?
The extremists at Dominion Voting Systems.
So this is the Antifa guy.
Wait, did you go to 3.6?
Yeah, we did 3.6.
So here's 3.7.
One of the main people, whether or not the company's machines were misused, it poses structural risk and suppressing criticism will make Trump supporters even more dubious.
The extremists at Dominion voting systems.
So this kid, Eric Kumer, had a long history of posting on websites for skinheads.
Now, he's a sharp, right?
Skinhead against racial prejudice.
Those guys are just Antifa.
They started out in the 80s when I was a kid and they were fighting Nazis.
And we had Nazis when I was a kid.
They would come to our shows and fight us.
They had swastika tattoos.
They were actual Nazis, not like this bullshit today where you say anyone who's slightly conservative is a Nazi.
These guys had like a Klan tattoo on their back.
You can read about it in my hit book, Death of Cool.
They terrorized us.
And eventually, just like Proud Boys, we banded together, created a group called Sharps, Skin Against Racial Prejudice, beat up all the skinheads.
But then when the skinheads were gone, the Sharps had no one to fight.
So they moved the Overton window the other way and became so far left that they finally created Nazis.
Now, anyone who hunts is a Nazi.
Anyone who doesn't like rap is a Nazi.
There, back to work.
Supply and demand.
He was a heavy user of Goo Group for skinheads and seems to have possibly been a content moderator for Papaskin.com.
Only these aren't the neo-Nazis our mothers warned us about.
These skinheads call themselves sharps or skinheads against racial prejudice.
Think of them as a sort of punk rock antifa.
In 2012, roughly 18 sharps attacked a smaller group of suspected racists in Chicago restaurant with bats and batons.
That same year, three neo-Nazis were charged for the 1998 double murder of two sharps in Nevada.
Oh, I remember that.
So this kid is a radical, and he's making the software.
How reliable is that fucking software?
And again, lefties, I know you don't watch this show, but just reverse it.
Trump supporter designs software when Trump wins.
Is that in the parlor post of him?
Yeah.
So there's the guy.
He's got his little neck choker there.
Big fan of Dead Perez.
What's 3.9?
He's a coomer.
That's what they call winkers.
That's not funny.
How's that funny?
The Zoomer's called.
That's a Zoomer thing.
Report anti-Trump Dominion Voting System Security Chief was participating in Antifa calls, posted an Antifa manifesto letter to Trump online.
And then here's the Biden guy, 4-0.
There's things to click through there.
Oh, wait, wait, go back, go back.
There's a Few juicy things in that.
So go back to the one before that.
Eric was telling the Antifa members he needed to help keep the pressure up.
Conversation.
Don't worry about the election.
Trump's not going to win.
I made fucking sure of that.
Hmm.
And then go to 4-0.
This twice.
I got to take pictures of these fucking toys.
Let's see if we can do a time machine.
But it was a Biden.
A Biden campaign advisor also worked creating the machines and the software.
Just put member of Biden team voting machines or Dominion.
Yeah, member of Biden team Dominion.
Member of Biden team Dominion.
You type so slow, it's infuriating.
That's the first.
Trump concedes nothing in election.
No, who is Peter Neffinger?
Yeah, this is it.
A retired Vice Admiral U.S. co-serge Springs Rashid was recently added to the roster of individuals tasked with supporting President like Joe Biden as they transition into office.
He served as blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Keep going.
Biden Harris would become special.
That Biden, the sitting president, has failed to concede.
Blah, blah, blah.
Sidney Powell, an attorney representing Trump as he attempts to discount ballots that gave Biden his victory explained Neffinger's involvement in potential suit targeting ballot scanning and tabulation.
There we go.
During an interview Sunday with Fox News, Maria Baratomo.
Baratromo?
Fucking Barra smoke show, more like.
I'm so attracted to her, especially the way she always looks like she's crying.
That's sadistic.
Yeah.
So it looks like someone on the Trump transition team was also involved in ballot scanning.
That's a pretty big deal.
And though Fox News has totally shit the bed on covering this, Tucker and Maria are still standing by us, standing by Trump and saying the truth.
All right, that's Election Gate for today.
Jim Goad's going to be putting them together as a regular thing on the website, censored.tv homepage.
And now it's time to go to the mailbag.
Okay, let's get to it.
Hear from the people.
The people on the streets.
That's one for Gary.
There's one for Gary.
Gary's getting very popular.
He's also getting on my fucking nerves.
Garen, hey man, hey.
I told you I walked right by him the other day because I had a mask on.
But he's like, hey man, I want to watch myself.
Can I do that like on a TV?
I don't know.
Figure it out.
Here's a login code.
I said, come by the studio.
And we'll just show you on the computer if you can't figure out the app or whatever.
And since I said that, every day...
Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck.
He just, he hits the door like this.
So I'm sitting talking, doing this show, and I just hear, holy shit.
Send your mail into Gary.
Here's a little Chiron here.
Subject line Gary.
Mailbag at censor.tv.
Or you could send a video.
Is there an address I can send a specifically made item two?
It's no bigger than a bread box.
Oh, and by the way, do you already have a box for bread?
Hope not.
Also, have you heard of Ryan George?
He's a very funny Canadian YouTuber who lampoons movie studio pitch meetings, ripping apart their logic and potholes and shameless cash grabs.
Here's a link.
Best Lighthouse Tom again.
Can you hit that with a thing?
I'm not seeing that one there.
What?
Tom Rose?
Okay, gotcha.
Here's a link.
This better be funny, dude.
Oh, these are the pitch meetings.
So, you have a Star Trek sequel for me?
Yes, sir.
So we're gonna jump right into the action on this one.
Oh, we are.
Yeah, Kirk and the gang are on this planet, and they're trying to stop this volcano from erupting and killing everybody.
Okay, okay.
So Spock needs to go inside this volcano with a cold fusion device to freeze it.
Is that what cold fusion does?
Well, it has cold in the name, so most probably.
I didn't even bother to Google it.
Fair enough.
And why can't they just beam this device in there?
Oh, for a space reason, I imagine.
Okay, okay, and why can't they just drop it in?
Other space reasons, probably.
Okay.
So because he's in a volcano, it seems like Spock's gonna die.
It's perfectly fine.
Um, comedy, sir.
Mr. Green, just threw this music video together using clips from Saturday.
Fuck around and find out.
Come on, this fast.
So I want you to make a proud boy video to the tune of You Better Get Ready to Die!
Cause here we come.
Eight minutes.
That's cool, dude.
Got some poundings.
That's under the Mr. Green, Mr. Period Space Green With an E at the end.
I'm gonna put that in there.
Some people that are pointing cameras at you.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I want you to repeat after me.
Why don't you do repeat after me?
I love everything Enrique does, but seems to get scared when he's inducting chicks.
Okay.
Love you, Enrique.
Hey, Gavin, what's going on with Kanye West?
On the Instagram, The Typical Liberal, they have a link in their bio to a recent short documentary on Kanye.
One thing they point out is the similarity between Trump and West, that they are both successful popular outsiders, and second is they both got insulted by Obama.
I have some questions.
Okay.
Why is it that both Trump and West can't be canceled?
Well, of course, Trump can't be canceled because he's the current sitting president, but why can't Kanye be canceled?
Something about the money?
It's got to be the money.
Yes, it's the money.
And he's black.
Two, Kim Kardashian West congratulated Biden and Harris, but did she ever really support her own husband?
She seems to have a separate view than him, and that's perfectly reasonable.
I'm a little concerned ever since I saw AIU's video about all the people she's getting out of prison who are guilty and are murderers.
Why did Kanye go quiet after the election?
I believe he had his life threatened.
He was pretty vocal about supporting Trump, and I think someone made it clear, some gangbanger made it clear, that if he doesn't stop supporting Trump, they're going to kill his whole family.
People like Eli Alexander and Elon Musk were on Kanye's orange train, but were they really?
Yes.
Why would we ever want President Kanye West if Kanye seems to make decisions based on emotion?
We wouldn't.
I don't know.
Who the fuck am I?
These questions.
Okay, this guy says, thanks, Gav Scott, and he sent a link to a badass jam.
Didn't we show this already?
Barbecue beer freedom remix.
Pony polled, afterglowing phony polls.
Election interference.
Lake polls.
Suppression polls.
If you count the illegal votes, I easily win.
If you count the illegal vote, this is a case where they're trying to steal an election.
They're trying to rig an election with Brian.
This just in.
The chick with the yellow pants?
Yes.
She has been apprehended.
Oh.
Now hold on, hold on.
Post-millennial?
There's two videos.
What the hell am I doing here?
Our guy getting sucker punk.
They caught the purp.
What the fudge?
Shizbot.
Did I email it to you?
You did.
Okay.
So we got the post-millennial here.
Open one of the vids.
There we go.
DC native, I am Britt MC Alley out here on Black Lives Matter Plaza.
What a nice lady.
Letting Trump and his followers know he lost and take his white supremacist.
Is that spelled wrong?
Ideology out of here.
And then we see, go back to the top.
The very top, please.
Exclusive suspect.
No, exclusive.
Suspect film beating Trump supporter in D.C. is a journalism student.
So that's our guy lying flat there that we just talked to, Joe.
And she kicked him when he's down, and she is a journalism student.
This is how you learn journalism.
Why doesn't your fucking tweets mount?
Fix that, please.
Oh, wait.
That's another video of her punching a woman.
Look, from behind, and then running away.
Now go to my other link, and you can see the front view of that.
There she is.
There's yellow pants.
Don't wear distinctive pants if you're out doing crimes.
This day wasn't about.
Sorry.
So where was that now?
I cut that out of my nizzotes.
Okay.
Sorry, let's get back to the mailbag.
So they've apprehended yellow pants.
God, I hope Joe presses charges.
This is from Sean.
He says, it's not just whites.
What isn't just whites?
Hate crimes in U.S. reach highest level in more than a decade.
Hate crimes rose, blah, blah, blah.
There are 51 hate crime murders.
73, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Veda also says, what am I supposed to read here, dude?
Anti-Hispanic hate crimes.
Look, I don't have time to read your fucking homework assignment, but I'm telling you that if you really look at hate crime stats, you'll find that they're the least, the majority of them are anti-white, and whites are the,
as they appear in the population, are the least likely to commit a hate crime.
And if you want to see real race wars, check out the black and Hispanic dealings going on in South Central Los Angeles.
Okay.
Hey, Gavin, I thought you might find this interesting since you mentioned having him on the show.
The Kartnark guy is actually the creative director of a popular LA-based radio show called The Woody Show.
And he's mentioned being a fan of yours.
He goes by Seabass.
A few weeks ago, they did a segment on air where each host talked about their career highs, lows, and proudest moments.
When it was Seabass's turn, he said something like, a friend of mine told me that Gavin McInnis was a fan of Kartnark and talking about me in the show, and I've been a fan of his for years.
It made me feel really special.
Oh, can we see what he looks like?
Let's see if Seabass shows up.
The Woody Show?
Seabass.
Cameron Tays Seabass.
Seabass is taking his headphones.
I would never allow you to...
You could beat the shit out of me for an hour before I would let you do that.
One!
Stop it!
Put it down on the ground.
Who was Kartnark?
You know, what's his name?
The guy who's dead, Anthony Bourdain.
I talked to him once about being Taze, and he said, it made me mad at God for allowing such things to exist.
So that's Kartnark, huh?
Kartnark.
Anyway, even though the show is really anti-PC and appeals to LA's working class, you could tell the other host immediately went into damage control, saying stuff like, uh-huh.
Yeah, for listeners who don't know who, don't know, he's the founder of Vice.
He's done some comedy stuff before, but he's a controversial figure.
But Seabass didn't shy away from his being a fan comment.
Yes, I do find that interesting.
You turn around.
You turn around?
I love how not one person that the Carton arc catches sees the humor.
No.
It's the same with Proud Boys, where they don't see any of the jokes.
Or Trump will say something and they'll go, that's not even true.
He can't shoot someone in the middle of 46th Street.
Test the humor before.
Like when you hear that Proud Boys get beaten until they can eat five breakfast cereals, at least consider the possibility that there's some humor in that.
It's not a joke.
Check out this Etsy commercial.
You turn around!
You'll think it is gayer than Rygai's gay face.
Okay, that's hurtful, stupid, retarded.
Don't worry, they're gonna love you.
I got you mean!
Hey, hey, that's true!
I thought y'all got lost.
I thought y'all got lost.
I've seen this commercial before, so this is gay guy shows up to the black family.
And they sit at the other end because they feel uncomfortable.
What the fuck?
Where are they sitting?
Are they sitting on the floor?
Like on the way to the living room, dining room?
Where the fuck are they?
No gays on the chairs.
I know y'all be leaking from the butts.
Yo, I know you all got, you sit on the shitty part of the carpet where the dog already took a piss.
I don't want no crunches.
You ain't sitting on a chair with your cum-filled asses?
Gonna make my sofa crunchy.
What are you, out of your mind?
Who sits on the floor anywhere, ever?
We didn't forget about you.
Welcome to the family.
It's lube.
It's a giant black dog.
It's just porn DVDs.
Gay porn.
No, it's straight porn DVDs.
I thought you might want to give this a try.
Just one last chance.
Holy water on a cross.
Bible.
A noose.
Oh, come on.
A noose.
We love you guys, but I mean.
It's a large vial of poison.
Yeah, you don't have to do this right now, but consider it.
Yeah, actually, don't do it here.
Yeah, I don't.
Y'all be puking.
I don't want to get no dead gays all over the carpet.
Drag your gay ass heads here.
But the funny thing about that is out of all the families in America, I would say blacks are the least likely to be happy about their gay son.
Hispanics would be second.
Asians would be third.
Yeah, they probably don't care.
And then whites are like, whatever, homo.
Hey, G-Dog, on Sam Hyde's new podcast, he mentions meeting you for the first time and how you told him he, quote, looked like someone hired to clean the latrine at a frat house.
Do you remember that?
I crack me up.
I don't remember that, but that's pretty funny.
And that's exactly what he looks like.
Pretty definite.
See, the beauty of having done do's and don'ts for 10 years is that when I insult people and I have confrontations on the street, I can go right to fashion and really nail them.
Like some guy on the weekend was giving me this smug look.
Like, I know who you are, bitch.
I'll fuck you up.
But he had on a brand new sweater and a brand new perfect matching wool hat.
He was kind of a whop.
And I go, y'all right?
And he goes, I know who you are.
And I go, I like your little outfit there.
Y'all cozy?
You're a little chilly this morning.
So he had to put on the matching sweater and a hat, eh?
And then he's like, and then I just drove away.
Gotcha, bitch.
He also went on to say that you're one of the sharpest guys in terms of interacting with others that he's ever met.
I want to fuck you with my heels on.
Well, well, well.
I want to find that.
I'm going to log into my gum road.
This episode was almost immediately removed from YouTube.
Great Jones drop, though.
If you can find the Timcast in real life episode, it's at 3 hours and 33 minutes.
That is since banned.
He sent the actual thing.
It's not on YouTube, but it must be somewhere else.
Yeah.
It says, message for Michael Malice.
Michael, I'm not gay.
It's not playing over here.
Good to know.
Message from.
And let's see.
Oh, my gay gaming.
Oh, I got it.
We got to play in two different times.
Here we go.
Message from a...
I don't know.
I'm not going to say that.
Not gay gaming says, message for Michael Malice.
Michael, I'm not gay.
Good to know.
Excellent to know.
And let's see.
I am gay.
Oh, like expiration.
Michael Malice and Alex Jones.
What a combo.
I think Michael Malice is gay.
When he blew me, it was like two.
His asshole felt gay at my dick.
His asshole felt really loose.
And I thought, someone's been here before.
There was no gay.
There was no hymen blood in the sheets.
Dude, you're probably going to get dozen emails about the cut asking the ugliest group of black people, so what are white people superior up?
But that's not the only gay video from the cut.
The cut is filmed in Seattle.
100 people tell us how hot they are.
All right, this is the last letter.
This looks long.
I think I'm like a seven in like personality.
What are you looking?
I don't give a shit.
A four.
Whoa, Whoa!
Sassy!
I'm addicted to these the cut videos.
I've seen them all, including this one.
How attractive are you?
What?
Oh, 7.2, 6.1.
6.8.
I don't know.
I already stood from 1 to 10.
5.9.
Right now, a 2.
5.
2.
On a bad day.
5 on a good day.
Wait, she knew.
That's accurate.
Blacks always have high scores, I find.
On a bad day.
5.
Right now, a 2.
2.
On a bad day.
5 on a good day.
This is hard.
I feel bad when they know it.
Yeah, I feel bad.
Like, I prefer her saying a 10.
Yeah, and then we'd be like, okay, sweetheart, whatever.
But when they nail it exactly, 2.4.
You're like, because I'm fat and ugly.
Yeah, that's pretty much the truth.
Like, the fish for compliments, you know, like, dude, you're not a three.
I feel like I'm not very symmetrical.
You definitely have three or a four.
Three or a four.
It's very hairy up from like head to toe.
That's nice.
You're a seven, bro.
Yeah.
Say a four.
No, you're like a five point something.
No, he's more than that.
He's like a 6.3 at least.
What do you think you are?
I don't know.
I don't care.
Yeah.
I'm like a seven personality-wise.
You know what I am at a 10?
Fuck you.
Is that a number?
I'm one and it's this.
No, seriously, what are you looks-wise at a 10?
People can see your height.
I'm jacked up.
My fucking hair looks like this.
Probably like a 6.9, 7.2.
7.2?
What about the fact that you're a midget?
That doesn't matter.
Women aren't interested in men.
You got some good guns.
My body's pretty dope.
If you can be fit in a pocket, isn't that a turnoff for ladies?
I don't know.
My dick's decent as hell.
Yeah, they don't find that out until they've already.
That's true.
Well, funny.
So my personality is not a good thing.
I don't know if I didn't say personality.
I said looks.
Probably 7.2.
Solid 7.2.
Looks like.
I am a 6.
Well, these eyes are pretty wrinkled.
At least 5.
6.5.
Oh, thank you very much.
I wasn't going to go that way.
You got good facial hair.
You got nice eyes.
Your teeth are very nice.
They're very straight.
I remember asking you if they were...
They match my shirt, exactly.
They're like perfect teeth, though.
They are perfect.
Like the shape.
All right, let's be real.
6.35.
And then everything else, I get into this.
And then you got the Wolverman.
Wolverine 8.
You have like the Wolverine.
Show your abs.
With the money.
You've been getting that.
Oh, my new body?
Yeah.
It's pretty decent.
Look at these things starting.
Yeah.
See them under the fat.
It's getting pretty good.
We should take a look at the market.
We showed my dry cleaner today.
She goes, Mr. Gavin.
This is as I'm leaving with my shirts.
She's like, Mr. Gavin.
Yes?
Did I leave something?
Are you getting maybe a little bit, put on a little bit of weight?
No, she didn't.
I love the tactlessness of the Koreans.
Asians are so.
She laughed my head off.
And she goes, oh, because I thought it was funny.
And then I'm like, a little, little bit, little bit, little.
Emo, I've lost tons of weight.
Should we take steroids?
Just for you.
No, dude.
Okay.
Look, I'm still recovering.
Oh, that's right.
You did try to.
It makes you bald.
Interesting.
Not worth it.
No, you need a trainer.
That's how you get an incredible body like mine.
All right.
Are you racist?
Oh, we're done with this video, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Am I racist?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, you know what that thing does, by the way, that video we just saw?
Throughout the video, the numbers get higher and higher.
The people all look pretty much the same, but they start with ones and twos and threes and fours, and then by the end, it's like 10, 10, and they're all ugly.
No.
No.
Whoa, hold on.
Asians do be stupid.
Are you racist?
Whoa.
Am I white?
A racist?
Am I racist?
Yeah.
I should hope not.
What kind of question is that?
I wasn't expecting to get asked that.
I'm like, no?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hell no.
That is a multi-layered question.
Well, let's get into it.
I say the N-word when I'm by myself and listening to crap songs.
I've seen a black man like walking towards me and I cross the street, but I'm always in my head, like, please know that this is because you're a man, not because you're black.
Are you racist?
I'm not racist.
I met this guy in Glasgow who's like, they go, this is Bob the bigot.
That's his nickname.
And the public goes, oh, I go, so are you a bigot?
He goes, no, only against Packies.
You know what they did?
They were like, here's Bob the bigot.
There's Paul the bigot.
There's Willie the bigot.
I'm Strachan the bigot.
Okay, that's enough.
We got to end this show.
Strachan's a name.
It's my uncle's name.
My gay uncle was named Strachan.
Strachen.
And when my grandfather was dying, Strachan was at his bedside.
It's my brother's middle name, too.
And he said, who are you?
And he goes, I'm Strachan, Dad.
And he goes, Dragon?
Who would name their kid Dragon?
Or when Danny McAloon, my favorite Bronx boxer, was dying, he's got two sons and one's a cop.
Three sons, actually.
But two sons who were in his life.
The other's an asshole.
And Willie, the cop, was by his bed as he was dying, and he goes, my boy, my boy.
Wait, which one are you?
Are you Dave?
And he goes, no, dad, it's Willie.
And he goes, Willie?
Oh, yeah, you're the cop.
Fuck, I hate cops.
That was his last words.
That's amazing.
The last, last words?
Yes.
Holy shit.
Well, at least I'm going to say yes because it's such a good story.
It's a great way to end.
You know, I got the Sam Hyde thing, 243.
I just logged into this thing, if you're interested.
There he is, looking exactly like someone who cleans the latrines at a frat house.
Older people, they assume that you know.
Older people, they assume that.
He's probably wearing some ridiculous basketball shoes.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Ad agency.
Yeah.
Like, that's a joke some guy would make for years.
Yeah, that'd be his go-to.
I did open mic stand-up is like absolutely brutal.
You had this is 242.
I went back.
I went back a little bit because he started the movie.
He's like watching Saw for the first time.
Like watching Saw for the first time.
But there was this one guy who he dressed like an absolute fucking jock idiot.
And it reminded me of...
It reminded me of the first time I went to go see, went to meet Gavin McInnes.
I was wearing, similar to what I have now, like a thrift store t-shirt and cut off sweatshorts.
And we were in New York City at like an ad agency.
And I was probably wearing some ridiculous basketball shoes or something.
And he said, Gavin McInnes said to me, Gavin McInnes is like, in terms of real life banter and like talking to people, he's easily the sharpest I've ever met.
He said to me that I looked like a guy that was hired to clean the latrines at a frat house.
But he said it instantly as soon as I walked in, like without knowing me or anything, he said, you look like one of the guys they hire to clean their latrines at a frat house.
Oh my god.
What fuck's with that other guy?
Anyway.
On his phone, I don't know.
Open my side.
Wow, great.
I don't even know if he's on his phone.
He's looking at his nails.
What?
Way to make Ryan look exciting, dude.
And there was a dude, fucking jock, idiot, dude.
Anyway, very cool.
All right, we've come to the end of the show.
Pretty long show.
Jeesh, Luis.
And I only said MAGA March, Election Gate, and Mailbag.
And we still.
So we got a ton of shit.
It's a lot more fun and pop culture related tomorrow, but we had to make this Trump Day, people.
Trump Day.
What's the final fabulous?
I don't know.
Let's.
You're not a nice person.
Fuck you.
Wait, did that song imply your father ran away because I'm gay when he found out you weren't gay?
I guess he found out when I was gay when I was a baby.
But you being gay is a secret.
No, it's out there.
Okay.
I've watched this video 700,000 times, and I'm asking you, the viewer, what the fuck is going on?
So he's got some sort of wire.
Oh, I think I know here.
Yeah, he's got some sort of wire holding his shoulders up.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And the sleeves are really wide.
And his shoulders are.
He comes down with the sleeves and nothing happens.
Like his sleeves are like this.
And then there's something in his back that keeps his thing up, like a square.
Yep, yep.
And you can see his shoulders don't start where the shoulders are in the thing.
Yeah.
When he walks away, you see that he has fake shoulders.
That is low.
That is really...
He's really good at that trick.
I mean, all of your explanations and my explanations...
Well, I think the takeaway there is that crack really helps magic.
Crack builds good magicians.
Great show today.
Great show out, turn-up, show tune.
Good work, MAGA people, this weekend.
You showed anyone who's remotely curious what the truth is.
And the truth is, MAGA people love America.
They want to keep America great.
And it was a brilliant move because these gestures, they control the narrative.
When they say Trump's unpopular, you just cut to that MAGA march and people go, eh, no, I don't think so.
The media is going to continue to lie.
They're going to continue to bullshit you.
But now we have evidence that they're lying.
And that's what matters.
And that's what we have to keep doing in our personal lives, saying the truth, no matter what the consequences.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Take me home to the place where I be home.
West Virginia.
Take me home.
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