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Nov. 9, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E36 - STOLEN ELECTION [2020-11-09 - S03E36 - STOLEN ELECTION]
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Live from New York, it's get off my one with Kevin McGinnis.
Ice tea.
Angry Park coming up.
Got mad ice.
He wants to borrow some money from me.
As a cheap person, that's how I feel when people want to borrow money from me.
I got pissed off.
Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
I get so fucking mad.
No, I don't.
I just say no.
That song.
So Everlast had this idea with House of Pain where he said, let's do rock rap.
Let's do a metal band rap.
And Ice-T said, yeah, that's a good idea and stole it.
So Everlast is pissed.
Everlast got so pissed, he became a Muslim.
Did you know that?
The jump around guy?
He became a Muslim.
What?
We opened for Body Count once.
He's a Muslim now.
Look at that shit.
You know, that's when you're such a wigger that you become like a black guy who doesn't approve of rap.
Because it's killing our community, yo.
Like Deuce, like Vault.
What is that guy?
The white guy who bleaches himself?
Nuka Zeus.
Nuka Zeus.
Yeah, I met these white dudes in the South.
All their friends were black, and their daughter was named Nevea, which is Heaven Backwards, which is a common black name.
And he was like, yo, you know, brothers with their pants hanging down, listen to that shit, that rap music.
You know, we should listen to our music, like Soul and stuff.
Positive, uplifting music, like Marvin Gay.
Wow, you're so black, you don't like blacks.
Like Evrica Badu.
Yeah.
Common.
You're so black, you basically have a normal white dad's view of rap.
How much was that intro a rip-off of Stairway to Heaven?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Come on.
It's got the vibe and the pace.
It's just enough not to get sued.
Although Jim Page, as you call him, ripped off people left and right, like verbatim.
Burt Janch, he stole Bert Janch's licks.
Taurus.
We've talked about this before.
Yes.
Taurus.
That's another song.
No one would ever do a video on whether body count was ripping off Let's Up and no one fucking cares about Body Count.
I opened for them.
I was in an 80s hardcore cover band.
We opened for them.
And I was just telling the guy guarding my house this story the other day because he's black and I brought him chicken and I said, is this racist?
But it's delicious.
Racism is delicious sometimes.
And yeah, they kicked us out of the green room.
We weren't allowed to be there when they're there.
And they show up.
It was a shitty venue, by the way.
It probably held 100 people, 100 audience members.
They kicked us out.
And after they kicked us out, I just watched two giant watermelons get shipped in, a bunch of beer, and the most KFC I've ever seen in my life.
More than is at a KFC.
They emptied a KFC.
Book of the Day is Misery Loves Comedy.
This is, I think, the funniest person in the world, Ivan Bernetti.
And he has the most offensive, like this.
How about this for a joke?
Every little boy's dream.
And it has a dad impaled on a spike.
I hate you, daddy.
Then it has his mother chained up and he's sniffing her.
Then people are defecating and urinating on him and he has a cross up his ass.
And then he says, okay, my asshole is all greased up.
Bring in the mastiffs.
Just stupid, idiotic.
And then he'll...
So this is a series where he's just trying to be as offensive as humanly possible, which this is like, I think, the late 90s, early 2000s when you could do this.
And then he just has this like really negative, nihilist, horrible view of the world about how he wants to kill himself and how ugly he is.
He's just an intellectual.
And the drawings he does have such a huge variety.
Sometimes it's photorealism.
Look at this.
Everything sucks.
All these bills and debts.
Life's just too fucking expensive.
I'll never get out of this hole.
Never.
Then he pokes himself in the eye with a knife, stabs himself, cuts his head off, throws his head against the wall, shoots his head, jumps out the window, and then his wife comes home and goes, hey, check it out.
We won the lottery.
Anyway, money-back guarantee on this.
It is fucking high quality.
He's a genius.
And I feel bad talking about my friend's book now, which isn't quite as good.
But this is Trump A to Z. It's very anonymous.
He doesn't have his name on it anywhere.
And it's basically like a kiddie book structure showing you A, America first, B, build the wall, C, Constitution, but with great pictures for everyone.
Fun way to educate maybe a 10-year-old on how corrupt modern America is.
We'll be getting into that, of course.
So the way you could buy it is to go to trumpa to z.com.
There's a lot of these Trump's A to Z's.
So you have to go to the actual website.
Trump A letter T T O Z. Trumpetaz.
Trumpetaz.com, yes.
It's completely spelled out.
Anyway, I told him I would plug in and I did.
Today's newspaper, we lost a guy named Alec Trebek, who was the host of a popular Game show called Jeopardy that I never really watched because I'm stupid.
And every time I would watch it, I'd just go, I don't know.
No idea.
I don't know that.
Nope.
I'll take I don't know for $200, Alex.
If you do the college one, it's pretty easy.
Oh, yeah.
It's not easy, but you'll get like three out of ten.
And then we have the other head on the New York Post is Blue Wave, B-L-E-W, civil rights leader Dem's defund the police hurt us in election.
House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn, a Dem from South Carolina, blamed party progressives' call to defund the police for Congressional Democrats' disappointing election results and said the late John Lewis feared the slogan would destroy the BLM movement.
Destroy the BLM movement?
I mean, it's such utter fucking garbage.
How could it have any kind of credibility?
Basically, you're either an asshole who believes everything they say and would let them literally get away with murder.
I mean, they have murdered 32 people in these riots.
Or you are awake and you see that they very specifically said they're out to destroy the nuclear family.
They are trained Marxists.
So, I mean, I'm done with any sense of nuance.
This is sports now.
It's us versus them.
We're fighting to get it recognized that Trump is elected and he won, and we'll show you the specific examples.
But does that matter?
Like, just like he said, it would destroy the BLM movement.
The BLM movement is like Antifa.
The people who support it can never be turned away.
They will love it no matter what.
And the people who know what it is already know what it is.
So my fear is, with all of this evidence we're about to present and all of this litigation, that everyone's going to see it and just go, no, that's not the case.
That's not true.
And just like with Rodney King, exact same story.
We saw a black man get beaten with batons and we went, oh my God, that's horrible.
God, I'm getting so ripped.
My neck's too big for my shirts.
I'm going to start getting claustrophobic.
I hate this look, by the way.
But when you have your sleeves rolled up, it kind of looks like you're a lawyer pulling an all-nighter for some guy who was wrongfully imprisoned.
I already feel better right now.
I'm going to have to get all new shirts.
I don't know if I'm fatter or more ripped.
Anyway, so we saw something horrible.
It went to court.
I'm talking about Rodney King still.
And then we saw, oh, he was going through a residential neighborhood, 70 miles an hour, jeopardizing all these lives.
His friends complied, no probs.
He refused to comply.
He laughed at them when they tased him.
Eventually, they had to beat him into submission.
Literally had to.
They had no choice.
That was their training.
So they go, oh, we've seen the whole tape now.
The cop's innocent.
But the PR firm, that is mainstream media, had already made this version of events, and that had stuck.
So there was riots when he was released, and they went, okay, let's put him back in jail.
He's guilty now, because everyone's mad.
So I could see Trump proving himself vindicated, refusing to give up the White House, there being massive riots, and then Trump being forced to leave.
That is my theory.
Speaking of the family, I saw this article this morning from Vice, my alma mater.
And it was, how to tell your family you're not coming home for Thanksgiving.
And two things struck me before I even read it.
One, I bet this is some stupid bitch who's barely 25 telling me about my life.
Click on her.
She's the life editor at Vice.
Shouldn't you have lived a life to be the life editor?
Like, shouldn't you be 50?
What are you going to tell me about life and how to survive and all these tips?
Why are children giving me tips?
That's one of my pet peeves, by the way.
And we get this with calls to the show all the time.
Like, remember when we started Censor.tv, which has 20,000 subscribers now, they said, you know, you're making a big mistake charging.
You're ostracizing a lot of fans.
You should just have a Patreon and have it free on YouTube.
Well, I was banned from YouTube soon after.
And do you really think people are going to regularly be going to my Patreon to make sure we have enough money to pay Cornell West and Candace Owens and have all these other contributors and all this infrastructure just from charity?
And charity's not really my cup of tea anyway.
And just like that, this woman is sitting here.
Look at her other, her other insightful articles.
So this is the kind of woman who tells you how to live your life, right?
She also says, go ahead and break up with a friend during the pandemic.
Okay, that's good to know.
Real housewives of coma, I think it is.
And the hypocrisy of your behavior is bad for black women.
She thinks she's black, right?
Because she's sort of black.
How to cope when everything feels bad and somehow it keeps getting worse.
How to cope.
Like, I might take that from someone whose kid died or who just beat cancer for the third time.
Some child.
Wait, wait, go back up.
If you miss your casual friendships, consider starting a house party Slack.
What the fuck is that?
Like a Slack chat, I think.
What's a Slack chat?
Like this, like, private little chat server thing.
Some people use it for work, but some people use it to, I guess, have friends.
That's so embarrassing.
21 non-boring ways.
I bet you're so boring.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Go up.
21 non-boring ways to celebrate Halloween during a pandemic.
Listen to heavy metal in the shower with your eyes closed.
Like, what?
This is just someone writing in their diary.
This is how women write.
So the first thing I assumed was that this will just be some little kid telling us what to do.
The second thing I assumed is her life sucks.
She's childless and divorced and wants you to be the same.
You see, there's a lot of pro-destruction.
There's a lot of anti-family writing that is just vindictive and they want to destroy, you know, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
They want to wreck America by destroying the family first, killing Christianity.
I think Pat Buchanan's book about it is called Where the Right Went Wrong, When They Allowed All This Shit.
But many of them are also just vindictive cunts that have had a shitty life and they want revenge and they want you to have a shitty life too.
And the amazing thing about it is the reason they had a shitty life is because of all this propaganda.
It's like a Scientologist who gets ruined by joining that cult and loses all her friends and her family and then writes a book telling you how to cope and how you can become a Scientologist.
No, thanks.
I'm not looking for a life of radical feminist loneliness.
So this article goes on and on and on and on and on.
And just like, remember I said that when women write, they just show you all their notes?
So this is just one big long blob of endless ranting.
There's no structure to it whatsoever.
It just, and she speaks with so much authority.
You know, maybe this is like Banko's Ghost and I'm Haunting Vice because I used to do guides, but my guides were a joke.
Like 10 ways to fart or the A to Z of picking up chicks.
But go back to the, don't look up articles by me.
Go back to that article.
Let's look at the first list.
She has these random lists, these bullet points just randomly appear.
So go up to the title there.
What does it say?
Give yourself permission to not go home.
Feeling confident in your decision is, I think, one of the most important aspects of communicating news someone else doesn't want to hear.
If you don't feel right about it, you're more likely to waver.
Don't waver.
Cancel Thanksgiving.
Don't go near your family.
And be strong.
Okay, so let's hear some of her points on why you're not visiting.
Traveling and celebrating the holidays during a pandemic is incredibly risky for a number of reasons, and I'm just not comfortable with it.
Okay, fine.
It doesn't make sense for me to spend this much time, money, energy to make this trip.
What?
Why?
Because it's a family?
I get so few days off, and I'd like to use them to relax and recharge, not to travel to my boring hometown.
That's a nice thing to say to your mom, who built a family there, who shaped your life in that little town that's so boring.
She probably wanted to move, but couldn't because you existed.
Yeah.
And she loves that town.
And just like, this town sucks.
Remember, Spencer Sweeney told me the secret to getting along with people when you go back for Thanksgiving is when they ask you how New York City is, you go, oh, it sucks.
And he goes, they just, their faces light up after you say that.
Because maybe they deep down regret that they didn't move out of this town.
So when you show that you regret it, they're like, I can relax with this guy.
And I don't think my hometown is boring.
I love seeing my old pals from high school and shit like that.
I'm an adult now and I'd like to start establishing my own holiday traditions.
What the fuck does that mean?
That would make sense if you have kids.
Like, I would visit my folks for Christmas, but then once I had kids, well, they're opening presents at our house, obviously.
And I'd love you to come down, but I do Christmas at my house now.
So she doesn't have kids and isn't married.
So this doesn't make sense.
Yes, I've done some research.
I don't even like this holiday that much.
This woman is the life editor at Vice.
And this is one of her reasons for not visiting Thanksgiving.
I'm no longer willing to spend days that are supposed to be uplifting and special with people who don't really accept me or who criticize and disparage me every chance they get.
Wow.
Okay.
So now it's not just I don't like the, it's too expensive a trip.
Now it's, I don't like being around you.
It's completely reasonable for me to want to be with my partner this holiday.
Isn't he going somewhere, like to his family's?
Or can't you bring him?
I'd like to be in my own home for the holidays.
This is your own home, bitch.
I'm her mother now on the other end.
Sibling hasn't spent the holidays with family every single one who's been okay.
Yeah, and that's torn us apart that we haven't seen Kenny in four years.
Kenny's a drug addict.
Now you're also abandoning us?
That's it.
We only have two kids, you and Ken.
And they're both gone?
What a five-year-old thing to say, too.
Be like, well, he hasn't come.
Yeah, wife Kenny doesn't have to come.
One time my daughter was in the bathroom when she was like four.
And my other son, we were talking, like, yeah, you can have one.
And she goes, what are you giving him?
From the bathroom.
And we go, don't you worry about it.
She goes, whatever you're giving to him, give to me.
Give to me.
From the bathroom.
That's hilarious.
There is something that every family has to, this is something every family has to navigate at some point.
And I think it's time.
What?
What do you mean have to navigate?
If you mean you're going to have your own kids, yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
And I'd love to come to where you are at Thanksgiving.
We're not going to be sitting here doing Thanksgiving alone when you have a family, but you don't have a family, bitch.
Your marriage fell apart.
Lots of people don't spend the holidays with their parents, and it's not that big of a deal.
Regardless of what Hallmark movies want us to believe.
Now, that's the one I wrote down in my note here.
Regardless of what Hallmark movies...
So being with your parents, being with your siblings, being with your relatives on Thanksgiving is some stupid Hallmark thing.
It's made up by the card companies because you know how on Thanksgiving everyone exchanges Thanksgiving cards, right?
Yes.
So Hallmark makes a fortune on Thanksgiving.
It's mostly propagated by the turkey industry and Hallmark.
Big Hallmark.
So it's time to end it.
So you go, why do you want to end it?
Who the fuck is this life expert?
Well, she's someone who failed at life.
Look at 1.5.
Here's an article.
And this is a thing that a lot of female writers do.
They write in their diary to you, and it's a bumbling rant.
This is about how she bought some comfy pajama bottoms at Old Navy.
They're begging for money at the top there.
And she uses it to talk about the fact that her husband walked out on her.
That's the best $16 I ever spent, Old Navy pajamas, after my husband left.
And now look at the way.
How much like a diary is this?
Scroll up a bit so I'm not in the way.
The Old Navy where I bought my pajamas was very bright.
At first, that brightness was what drew me in.
Hardly any stores in Manhattan were open on Thanksgiving Day that year.
And in the dark, an eerily quiet city, Old Navy had risen up out of the darkness like a cozy lighthouse.
This is a diary.
But Once I was inside, the brightness felt garish.
The harsh retail lighting made the cheap clothes look even cheaper and illuminated exactly what I was doing.
Going to an old Navy on Thanksgiving, not for a doorbuster sale, but because I had nowhere else to go.
Oh.
So you don't like Thanksgiving because you were all alone.
I don't know what your home life is.
Sounds like it sucks.
And the one person you had in your life was your husband who walked out on you.
I can't blame him.
And now you want everyone else to be miserable.
Now, if you scroll down, this is really an amazing paragraph.
Around the same time, I made the decision to spend Thanksgiving alone.
This was absolutely the right choice, just like what your husband did when he walked out.
But I vastly underestimated how much it would hurt.
I hadn't realized just how empty NYC would be that week or how deeply alone I'd feel as fewer and fewer people filled the subways or came into the office each day.
I gotta say, when I moved to America from Canada, I was shocked at what a huge fucking deal Thanksgiving is.
It's a nice day in Canada.
We do it a little earlier, I think, because the harvest is different, because it's colder.
But you come to America and that whole week is gone.
That's a write-off.
Even though I don't really like Thanksgiving, I was surprised to discover how many good memories I had of spending the holiday with my husband.
And I was wildly unprepared for how painful they'd be.
So her parents suck and they hate her and she doesn't go home for Thanksgiving, I'm assuming.
But she started a new tradition with her husband.
That fell apart and now it has to fall apart for you.
So her life sucks and she's become a saboteur.
That's who's running Black Lives Matter.
Remember we did a thing on that?
It's two lesbians.
The third African chick doesn't count.
She's not even with them anymore.
It's two lesbians who were abandoned by their father for being gay.
And dad was not around and they want revenge on the family.
So if you don't have a dad, if you don't have a family, it hurts your feelings, right?
I think it's the one on the right who's gone.
Yeah.
It's those two that remain.
You can either say, yeah, that sucked, or you can say, and women are great at this because they're very agreeable.
You can say, you know what?
It's actually better.
I'm glad I don't have a family.
And you shouldn't have one either.
Let's dismantle the family so you can be like me.
No, thanks.
I'll stick with my loving wife and my three adorable children, please.
So the reason I bring up all of this stuff is to tell you that we need to tell our daughters and our sisters and our young female friends not to fall into this evil trap.
Wait, what were you showing me?
She references Van Jones.
It's how it practices hallelujah anyhow, a core tenant of the black church that Van Jones describes as the search for a kind of joy, not happiness, and the preservation of dignity and the connection to something sacred no matter how.
Fucking gobbledygook rhetoric.
Van Jones.
So there are people who survived this trap, and a perfect example of this is this woman, Gina Florio.
She's half Italian, half Korean.
She grew up in a normal, happy family.
And she went to Harvard because she's smart.
And well, here, I'll let you play some of it.
College degrees, the gender wage gap.
Women are completely dominating America.
We get more college degrees.
The gender wage gap was a complete myth.
It was little by little.
The modern feminist in me was just sort of dying.
My name is Gina Florio, and this is my story.
I grew up in a Christian home.
Yeah, my parents really taught me that this is the land of opportunity.
And my mom always told me, she says, you can do anything you want to do.
She says, you can be anything you want to be.
I remember hearing that from very early.
Because she is a normal girl, and then she's academic, so she gets a scholarship.
She goes to Harvard, and thus begins the indoctrination about how America sucks.
It's racist, everyone's evil, and they hate you, you Italian Korean.
The gas tank exploded.
I wait, go back.
Sorry.
She was meaning and happiness in all the wrong places.
I was partying a lot.
I was doing a lot of drugs.
It was a rough time.
And God happened.
I mean, I don't even know how to explain it.
I was turning on the gas tank to the barbecue, and the gas tank wasn't hooked up correctly.
It set off.
The gas tank exploded.
I ended up going to the hospital.
I had first and second degree burns all over my face.
Propane tank?
The propane tank exploded, and you're not just smithereens.
All of the delicate skin that was peeling off.
A couple weeks went by.
I had to leave the country in order to renew my tourist visa.
They found out that I was essentially working on a tourist visa, which is obviously illegal.
And I had no choice but to go back home.
And my mom said when I called her from the detention center, she said she was so relieved.
Cry.
I command you to cry now.
Yeah, that's it.
When I say cry, not only because it was.
How'd you do that?
I'm the devil.
Sorry, I never expected to cry doing this.
It was a rough time, and it was strange.
And, you know, I feel bad.
I put my mom through that.
She had to watch me go from a straight A student and having real ambitions for my life.
And then all of a sudden, I was just sort of like, you know, kicking it all away and saying, I don't want any of that.
I just want to be free.
I was a freelance writer for a couple of media publications.
You write whatever they give you.
So at the start of a week, my editor would give me a list of SEO phrases, a list of topics, and I could choose which ones I wanted.
And the list was always something like, 10 ways you can be more of an intersectional feminist.
10 ways you can support more women-owned businesses.
10 ways that cultural appropriation hurts everyone, especially minorities.
So they would assign us Very, very leftist, very feminist issues that we would just sort of have to produce because the name of the game for these media companies is quantity over quality.
It's all about clicks and views and traffic because that's how they make their money.
That's how the advertisers will buy ads.
So they just give you topics that they know will get a lot of clicks and views, and you're just expected to write them.
One year, they asked me to write 10 New Year's resolutions that people of color have for white people.
And I ended up writing that.
And so I would, you know, taking everybody's favorite.
That's pretty good.
What is it?
10 years resolutions that people of color have for white people by Gina Florio.
Find it out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, so that keeps going.
And the long story short, you should watch that.
PragerU, Our Stories, Gina Florio.
Gina Florio.
Normal loving child, happy household, right?
Gets brainwashed into thinking America's a racist shithole and everything's horrible.
Becomes so disenfranchised and disgusted with America, she moves to Australia just to get away from us disgusting pigs.
Oh my God.
Wait, so we'll get to that in a second.
And I like how the picture is a black woman talking to.
Meanwhile, she's Korean and Italian.
Like, they must, I guarantee you, Korean Italians are doing much better than whites in America.
Especially in the noodle metric.
By every metric.
In the noodle metric.
Especially when you're a pretty girl.
No one's like, well, well, well, looky here.
We got a gook wap walking into the store.
A Wapa Gookoop.
Turn around, Wapa Gook.
I'm sick of you Italian Koreans.
So, you know, they get a smart person of color and they say, can you just be black for this article?
We'll put a picture of a black girl.
But anyway, so her life sucks.
She's obese.
She's doing Coke every night.
Her friend's addicted to cocaine.
And she gets in a horrible accident.
Somehow a propane tank explosion doesn't kill her.
They fly her back.
And her marriage is falling apart, by the way.
That's destroyed.
And then she starts getting red pulled.
Candice Owens really was the first to do it for her.
And then she starts going, what the fuck have I been doing?
America's a fucking amazing place.
And she starts getting in shape.
She starts taking jiu-jitsu.
She realizes that sports is the perfect meritocracy.
You can't, like boxing.
If you suck and you don't practice and you eat McDonald's all day, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
Even if I'm, you know, if I miss a day during the week, I notice when I spar, I'm more vulnerable.
I've even noticed that with the driving range, by the way.
But anyway, that's a.
Speak in.
And then she gets remarried to another guy, doesn't fuck it up this time, and she's in heaven right now.
So she's a survival story.
Gina Florio.
This other chick, what's her name?
Rachel Miller.
Rachel Miller let this bullshit narrative destroy her life.
And now she's out to destroy yours.
That really, that whole thing is the crux of this shit, this war on the family that I'm against.
And maybe I'm partly responsible.
I mean, I started vice.
What have I done?
And they have so much resentment towards us for having families, for being happy.
Like, if you sent a picture of my Thanksgiving dinner to Rachel Miller, it would make her blood boil.
And I've noticed that, like I told you on the Saturday night live show, that, oh, speaking of SNL, they were probably on, but I told you that they were honking my house, giving my house the finger as they drove by, screaming, yeah, fuck you, Trump supporting house.
And I'm just like, it looks like we, the odds are very, very high that Trump will be out of the White House in January.
It's not looking good for old Trump, even with the evidence mounted against Biden.
But I'm still going to have my family.
I'm still going to be a happy guy.
I'm still going to have Christ.
I'm still going to have God in my heart.
You can't take that away, I'm afraid.
You can terrorize me.
You can try to get me fired.
You can get me kicked off social media.
You make up lies about this white supremacist hate group.
But it's all for not.
And I was reminded of the Grinch.
Remember when the Grinch, this is the pic I sent you, when the Grinch stole all the presents and he assumed that the people of Whoville would be destroyed on Christmas Day?
And then he looks down at Christmas and they're partying without presents.
They don't care.
Actually, maybe that's later on in the thing when he does give back their presents.
Because I think on Christmas Day, they didn't even have lights on their tree.
But they stood around the tree anyway and celebrated.
So that's what these Democrats are like.
They took away our presents and they want us to suffer.
And we're like, we've been through this with Obama, dude.
We don't scream no on the streets like you do.
We don't cry like Van Jones did.
Get the words out.
People of color can know that they will be safe.
And air brothers.
They love the brothers and sisters.
Like for a group that has three out of four children are born without fathers, you're really big on like aunts and uncles and mothers and fathers who have really suffered.
You know, I can't breathe.
Yeah.
You know, just George.
George Hill.
There's a lot of people that felt that they couldn't breathe.
Every day you're waking up and you're getting these tweets and you just keep going to the store.
And you met him that night at Hooters for, because you guys always get burgers on Tuesdays because your wives are both at a class, a woman's self-defense class, so there's no food at home.
And you guys, Tuesday is your Hooter's night.
Me and Van.
Me and Vijay I call him.
And then he shows up, hey, man.
And I go, hey.
So, what a day, man.
I know you're mad.
Mr. Trump, you're mad.
I'm happy.
I go, yeah, yeah.
No, that's you won.
Yo, did you see my thing today on the morning show?
Yeah, I did, dude.
This is where I think we.
I think maybe this is my last Hooters.
What?
I read an article by Rachel Miller that told me how to dump my friends, and this is a perfect time.
I don't like you anymore.
I can't.
We had some great times here at Hooters, but I can't Look you in the eyes.
Like, what was the cheek thing?
You had a wet cheek?
Yeah, I was crying, man.
And you're going to end Hooters.
We've been coming here every Tuesday for two years.
You're going to throw that away?
What a fucking loser you are.
You fucking crybaby Cadbury egg with glasses.
But yeah, doesn't it...
It's reminiscent of the Grinch where they want us to suffer.
They want us to feel their pain.
Just like this bitch, Richard, what's her name?
Rachel Miller.
I want you to have no Thanksgiving.
Go to Old Navy.
Buy some PJ bottoms and sit alone and feel my pain.
No.
No.
You're on your own, Rachel.
You're on your own, you childless cow.
You fucked up.
You're fired.
In the news.
Oh, here's another story that pissed me off.
But I'll tell you this story that pissed me off.
I was really pissed off this weekend.
So I'm calling a pal from Canada, and he said his son, his youngest boy, and his youngest boy, I would argue, is maybe on the spectrum.
So here's like really bad Asperger's where you say, like on that show, Dating on the Spectrum, best boyfriend in the world?
I want to get married one day.
So that's bad, right?
Where they become obsessed with something like a dishwasher, and they know everything about dishwashers, and they know who the CEO is.
Sorry, I almost dry heaved.
My dishwasher wasn't working this morning.
This can't be real.
So I thought maybe something's in the drain.
I picked around in there.
I felt a piece of plastic.
No, that's not much.
And then I realized, oh, you can turn it counterclockwise and pull out the whole thing.
So I pulled it out.
And you know those moppy dogs, those white dogs that have those white dreads that are all floppy?
That's the guy.
You got him.
Yep.
That guy, yeah.
Show that.
This is just the intro.
Okay, so that's the far end.
That's the bad end.
So I take it out, and I think, oh, it's I'm trying not to puke, so I'm tricking my brain.
And I'm going, those are just strings.
Those are strings that are...
Those are strings that are on the edge of the drain to help filter it.
And it's just like a mop.
It looks just like mop.
I think, what?
Ew, ew, ew.
Then I start to run it under the tap and they all start falling off.
Now I'm Van Jones.
We do gag.
This is as hard.
Now I know how Van Jones feels.
So then I keep...
You're tearing from the mouth.
I keep watering it.
The smell is getting worse and worse.
And they're going down the drain.
And for once in America, this drain is fully cleaned.
It had clearly never been cleaned before.
Oh my God.
And I got it all off and washed it down the drain.
What was it?
It was strings of like, I don't know, like food mold soap.
A growth.
They were all like this.
Food mold soap.
Just like a thousand hair.
Exactly like those dogs.
Oh, wow.
But just...
I'm sorry to make you folks at home gag it.
Oh, Jesus.
There was a lot of them, though, right?
It was completely surrounding the circumference, like in two different areas.
Like two.
Yeah, exactly like that.
Two skirts of that.
But less cute.
How do those dogs see?
Isn't that animal abuse?
Yes, it could be.
Your dog has a blindfold on.
Anyway, so this is the spectrum, right?
And we just saw the bad one.
So my friend's kid is like here.
This is bad.
He's here.
He likes trucks a lot.
Doesn't pay a ton of attention in school.
And he's divorced.
And the wife has him on Ritalin.
And I'm just like, I know what Ritalin is.
I've done it.
I've done Adderall.
Adderall says methamphetamine on the pill bottle.
So it's meth.
And I go, what was he doing?
Like screaming, freaking out, smashing windows?
No, he was looking at a book when the teacher was talking, and the teacher was really mad.
He wasn't paying attention.
And I'm like, he's a fucking 10-year-old, right?
A 10-year-old literally has meth forced down his throat so he can pay attention.
When my dad was young, 5% of the population didn't get trades.
They went out to community college.
We're talking like 1955.
Now it's probably the reverse.
It's probably 95.5.
And we piss on trades.
Why?
Why is that kid sitting, and I hate the desks they have.
It's like a desk and it's got that bar that comes around.
Like you're forced into this weird chair.
It's infuriating.
The fag capitals of the world.
It just makes me so mad that that kid can't...
It's like right out of a fucking Pink Floyd video.
We don't need no education.
That used to be hyperbolic.
Even before COVID, COVID's actually better because my son seems to be out playing more with his friends.
But before COVID, my son's recess, he went from grade school to middle school.
And he started this whole thing at his grade school where you're only allowed to have wiffle ball bats and those little wiffle balls.
So he would saw them open, take newspaper like he's in prison, roll it up super tight and pound it into the bat and then duct tape it closed again.
So it was like a wood bat again.
So they could really wall up the ball.
And he started a whole trend.
After a while, all the kids in his school all have these boot-leg bats in their backpacks.
And I said, so at this new school, you're still doing That cool baseball thing that's illegal.
And he goes, No, we only have 20 minutes, so there's no time to set up a game.
We just really eat and then we go outside for like 10 minutes.
That just pissed me off so much.
10 fucking minutes a day, nine to three of what?
And I said to all my kids at dinner last night, because the missus was away, I go, who's George Washington?
And they're like, the first president of the United States.
I go, tell me something about him.
What do you mean?
Didn't he, was he a farmer?
Was he a soldier?
Was he a tinker, tailor, soldier, spy?
Was he a carpenter?
And then my youngest goes, carpenter.
And then my other boy goes, didn't he have a tree?
Farmer?
He was a farmer.
You got to be proud of you, boys.
I said, see, you're not learning anything.
I go, George Washington is in the next room at the Battle of Fort Dequesne.
He's a soldier working for the Brits.
He's in that fucking painting.
Mikey!
So my point is, you're being denied all of this fun and playing to go to a fucking glorified daycare with shitty arts and crafts.
And the few things they do learn is that America sucks.
And what does that end up doing?
Ruining them.
Oh yeah, we forgot this.
So let's see what some of them are.
This woman is not writing with her heart.
Write about what you know, they say.
Talk frankly about your privilege with white friends and family.
See, she was a Rachel Miller.
She was one of these people.
Educate yourself about the systemic oppression against POC.
Change the prejudice language you may be using.
There's not 10, by the way.
Read more books written by POC.
Don't speak for PSA.
Listen to us instead.
Yeah, that's it.
There are no more.
So how many was that?
It was like six.
Oh, she alright.
She misspoke when she said what the article was.
She said 10 news resolutions.
She actually couldn't think of 10.
Yeah, no, you can't.
And that you can tell when, like I always say to writers, only write if you can't not write.
It has to be like bursting out of you.
That was just so clearly like, just like, what's her name?
When I was on with Race Wars, where she's like, I'm a writer and I love doing it.
Margolis.
What kind of writer are you?
A copywriter.
You don't love doing it.
Nice gal.
Proud boys were on SNL.
Oh, yes, they were.
Did you know that?
I did.
Right now?
Why don't they just pull him over?
Okay, so pause.
This is Trump running from the White House after all of the allegations.
Go back.
What are the allegations?
What are the horrible things he's done?
Did he spy on the opposition?
I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's some breaking news.
It seems the president suddenly left the White House and is on the back.
It's over.
The president is still claiming fraud and threatening lawsuits all over the country.
And you can feel the sense of desperation at the White House, can't you?
Absolutely.
Let's remember: once Trump's terms end, he's suddenly a private citizen with no immunity.
And he will have to deal with a tax fraud investigation from the Southern District of New York, as well as a defamation lawsuit from a woman who claims he assaulted her.
Well, I mean, we hope to have...
Pause.
Holy son.
That's what they have.
Tax fraud, which is...
You mean he's being audited?
Okay, that's everyone.
And then the other one was that crazy bitch we had on the show who said he shoved her up against the dressing room literally 20 years ago.
She didn't do anything about it then, but she decided she's mad now.
He laughed about it, called her absurd.
The courts didn't go near it because she had said she's not going to sue, even though she has the same dress that she claims he ejaculated on.
But now she's giving a civil suit because he was mean to her.
So for those two horrible things, and when you think of Biden with Hunter Biden and Ukraine and China and spying and the fucking child sniffing shit and unmasking all these people that were on the Trump campaign,
the whole plot to frame the president.
That was his administration.
He's got all that on his plate.
And Trump has those two things, so he's going to go on the run.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's some breaking news.
It seems the president suddenly left the White House and is on the highway.
Boy, black news sucks, doesn't it?
It's really unprofessional.
The cue card reading is very stupid.
The cue card is brutal.
It's like his eyes are going like this.
Dude, you ought to read more books.
There's the president leaving in what appears to be a white Ford Bronco.
Is the president President Trump is in there?
It appears so.
I'm told he's crouching down in the back seat, and Don Jr. is at the wheel.
Oh, no.
Look at this.
It looks like there are at least a dozen police cars following close behind the president right now.
Why don't they just pull him over?
Well, this is a violent situation.
If they spooked the president, he could unleash an army of proud boys and flag-waving trucks.
He's like Aquaman, but instead of fish, he can summon the entire parking lot of a cracker barrel.
Okay.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
So you can hear, that was obviously written by a white dude.
It's made to look like black news.
Like black news would just be like white news, but it would be black people.
I don't think so.
I think it would have a little more flavor.
And you can smell the writer's contempt for his hometown.
Just like Rachel Miller talking about her boring hometown, the parking lot of a cracker barrel.
He hates his hometown.
He's from Midwest Idaho, something, some little town outside of Madison in Wisconsin.
And he's just like, these people are so disgusting.
Meanwhile, he still looks like them.
He's still fat.
He's got a blazer on.
But he thinks he's better than them now because he lives in New York.
And then he writes lines for Dave Chappelle about how shitty white people are.
He's well read.
Meanwhile, the footage is of a black man who got away with beheading a white woman and is now on Twitter.
Yeah.
The levels of racial irony here are overwhelming.
You would hate this.
Did not hold the composure well.
Now wait a couple bigger minutes over, man.
Oh, I knew you'd sell me out.
He's the all-state guy.
So Proud Boys got into a kerfuffle in Sacramento with some people.
Why are they so?
I guess they had a Trump rally, they chanted USA.
Antifa has to go there and fuck it up.
You won.
I don't understand this.
I've never seen sore winners.
And aren't Proud Boys supposed to be destroying the country right now?
I mean, five months of riding was okay.
So I guess bad is 10 months of rioting and 6 billion instead of 3 billion?
I don't know.
I'm lost.
Someone help me out here.
I watch this carefully, though, and you can see what happens.
Okay, stop.
So this guy, he's got a black bandana on and glasses.
His face is buried in this black blob in the front.
He's going to start pushing into that dude with the white hat.
And so he retaliates with a punch.
This entire time, fucking, what's her name from Popeyes, Olive, Olive Oil, is imposing herself in the crowd and getting involved in this kerfuffle.
And you can tell the Proud Boys are happy that they showed up because they wanted to.
They were hoping someone would fuck around and find out.
See that?
Go back.
Did you catch it?
Yeah, she's pushing and pushing.
No, no, no.
She's just got her hand there.
The guy with the sunglasses, he pushes into White Hat.
Forget her.
She doesn't exist.
Sunglasses, man.
Animate right there.
And then Cigarette is like, shit, I want to get in on this.
He's got a weird jacket.
It's like a bomber jacket with Proud Boys on the back.
Dude, you don't want to tell people behind you that you're a Proud Boy.
That should be on the front.
Yep.
So he's definitely happy that they're showing up to scrap.
And then this guy in the sweatshirt, he keeps getting involved.
And they go, you want to get involved?
Fine.
Whack.
Then he runs away.
But look at her.
She's still, olive oil's still in there.
Like they were just sitting there chanting USA and Antifa came and charged them.
There's a BLM truck had to show up.
I don't know why that woman's gagging.
She heard about your...
Maybe it probably kissed her on the lips.
She heard about your story about the dream.
She's listening to this show.
We got into the drain, the dishwasher drain.
This is what Joshua looks like.
The hate, it's from the left.
The hate is on the left.
The hate is from the left.
Look, he's getting his AirPods back.
That guy who got punched in the face.
You went into a brawl with AirPods?
See, this just shows...
Anthony was talking about this the other day.
That woman who spat in the face of that dude, Singh.
And I'm especially annoyed by Indians who talk about racism because you're doing way better than whites.
You're kicking ass and taking names.
Her Instagram story is her on yachts and stuff.
And the shock that these people receive when you go, no, you hit them back or arrest them for spitting in your face.
They're outraged.
And like when you, like, Heather Heyer showed up to fight Nazis in flip-flops and Lula Lemons.
What could possibly go wrong?
Or this guy shows up in AirPods.
I'm going to go fuck with them and then I'm going to go home.
Maybe get a burrito.
I sent you another video of that in a later email.
I think it's called More Sacramento.
More Sacramento.
Where is Sacramento?
Northern California?
Yep.
Northern?
I believe it's Northern, yeah.
Now you got me guessing.
Isn't that the capital?
Tinto.
Weary of me.
No fights, no fights.
Yeah, it's way at the top.
Not the very top.
It's about 80% of the way to the top.
Anyway, that's boring.
Kind of another fight with another friend.
So I wasn't a fight with the kid on Ridland.
It just made me mad at a more general way about kids in school.
But this guy I know who helped organize artists against fracking.
And I jokingly said, way to go, Mr. Fracking.
I made Joe Biden look cool for wanting to be against fracking.
He goes, look, it was in my backyard.
I didn't want to take the risk.
So I got a coalition together and we stopped them from fracking in my backyard.
I know the odds are low that it's a problem, but I didn't want to take those risks.
And the community got together and stopped it.
So that's democracy.
You have a problem with democracy?
I was like, the risks are minuscule, dude, but whatever.
I sent him an article I wrote about fracking and how harmless it is and how great it is.
And I go, you're basically Mark Ruffalo now.
And he goes, what about you?
You might have killed Trump, like his chances.
And I go, how is that?
Proud boy's white supremacy?
He goes, yeah.
And then he said something that made me so mad for 48 hours.
He said, do you think the okay symbol was such a great idea there, genius?
I swear to God, it's the last thing I do.
I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
A, I don't do that okay thing.
B, say hypothetically I decided it was verboten.
What, I'm going to decree Prowboys have to stop doing that?
How?
On my parlor?
Three, they're going to listen to that?
They're going to go, oh shit, Gavin said he officially declared we have to stop doing something.
A lot of them don't even like me anymore.
They think I'm a pussy for leaving the group.
They don't get the story.
Four, it's not a white supremacist gesture.
Do you have to capitulate just because it's perceived that way?
What about the left?
Why don't they have to capitulate anything?
We have to live like Jesus Christ and not do anything that's slightly misinterpreted, yet they can burn down the country for five months.
So there's five good reasons.
And this whole idea of genius was like, okay, guys, because I have said, big deal, who cares?
This is, some Nazis do it, yes.
It means I like trolling liberals.
Some Nazis like to troll liberals.
So do libertarians.
So do paleoconservatives.
So do neoconservatives.
We all like making fun of these snowflake pussies.
But the idea that I was like, don't worry, guys, keep doing this.
It's fine.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
And look at the way the media reports on stuff.
A black woman gets stabbed, impaled, so bad her lung collapses.
And the takeaway is, well, someone earlier at the bar that she was with was going like that.
That's the story.
So make sure when your black women friends get stabbed that you've been an angel all night or you're somehow culpable.
No.
You know who's culpable for that stabbing?
The guy who stabbed her.
Seitou.
That's it.
Enough.
So I'm not as mad as I am now.
I mean, as I was then.
In fact, the whole weekend, I was like, God, I wish I could do a show right now.
Motherfucker.
Genius?
Genius?
I mean, we've since worked it out.
He's like, calm down.
I didn't know you were so thin-skinned.
Genius.
Fuck you.
Like the Proud Boys have any culpability.
They've been nothing but saints this entire time.
The left has been nothing but fucking spoiled brats.
I'm not taking any criticism from the Proud Boys.
None.
Especially after the past five fucking months.
Look at what you just saw there.
They went to say USA and waved Trump flags and a bunch of fucking losers and AirPods jumped them.
Look at this pussy 17.
Call my mom.
Call my mom.
Doesn't that sum up what we're dealing with here?
Just where you from?
Same mommy.
Go home to mommy.
Go home to mommy.
Go home to mommy.
Isn't that awesome?
It's amazing.
I'm going to miss that guy.
Go my mom.
Yeah.
Well, no, he's going to be more than ever.
He's going to be talking and saying a lot of funny green things.
He has his Fox network.
I sent you this as a separate picture.
We're learning, and we talked about this on Saturday night, exactly what they have planned for us.
This isn't even close to the end.
Obviously, we're going to keep fighting and exposing the voter fraud, but they're going to keep fighting us.
Now that Trump is out of office, when can we start executing all of his voters and then eventually all white men?
Who do you think wrote that?
I bet it was a woman whose father's white and mother was black.
No, mother's white, father, like Dominican, and he wasn't around.
And so for some reason, that makes her hate white men.
I think she's super white, stepdad, Dominican.
Let me see the next one.
As we type this tweet, we're pulling the IP addresses of millions of 4chan users.
Expect a visit from us very, very soon.
Don't forget, we run this country now.
Okay.
Well, we tried to stop them, but they threw us in jail.
All right, so my friend Paul has this theory that Biden has to do something dramatic, right?
Because he put everything on COVID.
So he's going to have a two-month lockdown.
And we won't be able to leave our homes.
Basically, one person can leave at a time to go get groceries, but it'll be Uber-Stalinist lockdown for two months.
Meanwhile, this thing is going away on its own.
But he'll have this fake thing for two months, and then it'll obviously be gone.
And then he'll say, I took care of it.
The economy will get back to normal.
Now, the economy will be almost destroyed by those two months.
And maybe it'll be like February, March, I guess, because he starts in January.
That's Paul's theory.
I'm not going to bet any money on it, but I like it.
It's got some merit.
But I'm more inclined to think that he's just going to say, wear a mask, wear a mask.
It's over.
I helped.
I cured it.
I think he's too lazy to do anything that involved and too soft.
I mean, he's weak into Bernie's, right?
So he's going to be like, hey, we did it.
I just cured it.
We got the vaccine and me doing the mask thing.
It's gone.
Because I sent you this picture of a kid raw concert.
Indoor concerts may be made safe from coronavirus spread.
New study finds.
And Donald Trump Jr. goes, it's a miracle.
Just like that.
Corona is over.
And they're showing these crowds coming out to celebrate.
And it's all these COVID people to the tune of 200,000 people.
Yay, Biden, yay.
What happened to COVID?
Obama called Trump's rallies super spreader rallies.
And you just think, like the families of cancer victims couldn't go to funerals, and these fuckers just cannot wait to party.
Go to 1-8.
Today.
My wife lost her battle with cancer, and we were limited to just 30 attendees at her service.
Meanwhile, if you're a Democrat in power, party on, Wayne.
Look at that.
Al Sharpton gets to get out there to his church.
So, yeah, everyone was partying.
This is weird too, about they're the Grinch and they can't be happy and we're Hooville and we can't not be happy.
But all these people showed up to an area outside the White House to party and celebrate and super spread.
BLM showed up to say, fuck you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Some guy's translating it into gay.
Yeah.
For all you fucking white journalists.
For all of you fucking white journalists.
Yeah.
I guess gay people can't hear normal straight speak.
Maybe.
Put it back to the beginning.
In Scotland they talk about your patter.
Your patter's rotting.
It just means like your way of talking.
You're not good at conversation.
His patter is shite.
Tatoi.
For all of you fucking journalists.
All of you fucking journalists.
For all of you white liberals.
All of you white liberals who have been celebrating getting drunk off your assets.
Fighting winning this election.
What you fucking do.
This is fucking Disney War.
This is not fucking Disney War.
You have all colonized this place.
For your own benefit.
So you're colonizing this place.
I guess they're in Black Lives Matter Plaza in DC, where Evelyn was just stabbed.
But look at all the white people with him, like that chick right there.
And she's like, you fucking white liberals.
You are colonizing this place.
People who are not me, but also repeating this chant, I'm talking about you.
You white liberals.
Fuck you.
We will not have it here.
We will not have it here.
We are not going anywhere.
We are still going to be here.
Protest it.
People who have been killed by police.
People who have been killed by police.
Thank you.
Basically, we don't want white people there.
You're jukeboxed money.
Was Fred Schneider the one on the edger?
But in a way, he's right because Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, especially Joe Biden's early career, they're both known for throwing black men in prison for life for something stupid like cocaine.
So racists should be happy about this.
I saw a good comment on this, 2-0, where this guy says, black people are honking their horns and cheering for two politicians who have made a career out of imprisoning black people for years and hate a president who fought racists to release black people from over-sentencing in federal prisons.
Or show number 21 there?
RIP racism, 2016 to 2020.
That's so fucking true.
Go to 2-2.
Oh yeah, this is a perfect depiction of the reaction.
Make Boys Proud Again is a great Instagram account.
I'm tired of old white men controlling this country and racist cops destroying the black community.
Well, I got some news for you.
Don't tell me Donald Trump won.
I can't take any more bad news this year.
No, no, no.
It's good news.
We just elected an old white man who used to be a segregationist.
Really?
Yeah.
And it gets better.
His vice president is a prosecutor who made her career on locking up black people for vicious crimes and even laughed about it.
You mean it?
Yeah, I'm serious.
And you still won't get free health care.
Oh my gosh.
Everything is fixed now.
I want to tell the people honking their horns, show them that video.
I'll tell you why I'm sad, because politics is downstream from the culture and the Obama Title IX trans bathrooms, America's racist narrative was being removed.
It was getting taken out of schools.
People in the government were being trained to hate themselves and be trained to think that America's racist.
And one of the first things Joe Biden's going to do is bring those back.
2-3.
Biden will immediately revoke Trump's executive order banning critical race theory-based training in the executive government upon assuming the presidency.
Now, I know that's just a silly course, but it's bigger than that.
It is systemic.
It's basically systemic anti-racism, which is systemic racism in the sense that it's blaming whites for everyone's problems.
And they're learning that.
It's being taught to these fucking bureaucrats.
And these bureaucrats, by the way, end up in the courts.
They're the ones letting Antifa go free.
They're the ones giving Max and John fucking four years for a 17-second fight.
All right, let's briefly, we're always going to have a date.
We should make a little thing that says election fraud.
Hey, how's your final video thing coming?
Oh, crap.
Have you been working on it?
No.
Why not?
Because we had a busy emergency broadcast weekend and I just took the time around it off.
But look at this.
College football game ended as a snuff film.
I don't get it.
Just like people complaining about.
This is the same guy 12 hours ago.
Oh, that guy I've seen before.
He makes a lot of stupid mistakes.
It's party time outside the White House.
Yay!
Not ideal worsening a pandemic.
Yeah, let's make a graphic for election fraud because we're going to be updating it every day well into January.
All right.
Election fraud update, election fraud update.
This is the part of the show, the part of the show that's an election fraud update.
450,000 votes only have a mark for Joe Biden.
That's weird.
What has the corner?
People don't vote like that.
They don't go.
You're already trucked all the way out to the polling station, right?
You sit there, you wait in line, you get to your turn, you don't go boop, bloop.
Now, you do go boop, bloop if you're doing about a thousand.
Boop, bloop, boop, bloop, boop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
But when you're there, you got time to kill, you took time off work, you're like, okay, Joe Biden.
Also, the Democrat, the Democrat.
I like this Democrat.
You know what?
This is one Republican I actually like.
And then Democrat, Democrat, Democrat.
No one just does the name and runs away.
They're not sending their best.
Go ahead.
Yes, there has been a massive and coordinated effort to steal this election from we the people of the United States of America, to delegitimize and destroy votes for Donald Trump, to manufacture votes for Joe Biden.
They have done it in every way imaginable, from having dead people vote in massive numbers to absolutely fraudulently creating ballots that exist only voting for Biden.
We've identified at least 450,000 ballots in the key states that miraculously only have a mark for Joe Biden on them and no other candidate.
If you look at Florida where things were done right, you can see that that's how the rest of the country should have gone.
But they also used an algorithm to calculate the votes they would need to flip, and they used the computers to flip those votes from Biden to, I mean, from Trump to Biden and from other Republican candidates to their competitors also.
I think Doug Collins had the race stolen from him.
I think John James had his race stolen from him.
It wasn't just President Trump.
There were many people affected by this.
We have got to fight tooth and nail in federal court to expose.
So that was Maria Bartolomo.
I'm surprised she was able to do that because the word on the street is that Janine Pierrot got fired this weekend for wanting to discuss election fraud.
And they say Fox is compromised.
I actually know why Fox News is compromised.
Go to 2.9.
James Murdoch, who was on the board there, they claim he recently quit.
His wife is a super big lefty who's been pushing for this for a long time now.
She talks about Trump's authoritarian antics.
What will you tell your children?
She's an activist.
And what do men do when their wife is screaming about something?
Like, she wants to put a hate has no home here sign in the lawn?
They do it.
They let her.
Wait, go back?
Look at that chick in the background.
Is that a cigarette in her mouth?
Hell yeah.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
It's like a reflection.
I see an orange tip and a white.
What a cool chick.
You want to see this?
Oh, ma'am, there's no smoking in here.
Fuck off.
It's not lit, but she is a badass.
And hot, too.
Look at James with his fucking 3D glasses.
Dark.
Every time he goes to see a movie, they're like, sir, you have to return those.
No, I own these.
These are mine.
Let's look at it.
We did it.
What you tell your children, keep going.
Keep going.
Like, she raised something like $15 million for Joe Biden.
Anyway, go back up to this.
This is a doozy.
In one second, 560 votes went from Trump to Biden.
And this guy caught it in real time.
CNN tried to hide it, but they got this is 2.5.
Vote switching.
In one millisecond, they go...
Wait a minute.
No, sorry, 2.6, 2.6.
And so he stops it and goes frame by frame.
Oh, no.
I think.
Oh, 2.6, I said.
That is, wait.
Okay, then 2.5.
You pulled up 2.6 for 2.5.
2.2.5, and then this is 2.
Oh, wait.
That's 2.5, you fucking retard.
I'm seeing video that you're seeing from CNN election night.
And I want to go back and show you a little bit about this clip.
First, I want to explain what's happening in this clip.
What's happening in this clip is this is the live feed from Clarity Elections coming through the Associated Desk or Decision Desk HQ.
So this is the live feed.
You're seeing the database that Clarity has as it gets updated with votes.
Okay.
And right now, and this little ribbon at the bottom, this is generated by CNN.
And they update this a second after they get the update from Clarity up here.
So let's just look.
Right now, Andy Bashir, who is the guy that upset Matt Bevan, the governor at the time.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Andy Bashir has...
It's this guy, Bashir.
So keep your from CNN says.
Same thing with Matt Bevan.
662.235.
662.235.
Now, let me take you through, and real quick, I'm going to run it again.
You're going to see, if you're watching just this gold, you're going to see a flash update, and then this guy's face fills the page.
And then I'm going to show you what you really missed.
So here we go.
Watch the gold.
The update's coming.
Boom, there it updates.
And now here's this guy.
Now, let me show you what you missed.
It's a tenth of a second.
We're going to drag this back frame by frame.
And so here we are before the update.
And now I'm going to start walking you forward.
Watch the gold.
Here comes the update from Clarity.
Boom.
There it is.
So now the update, Matt Bashir, excuse me, Andy Bashir has 674,508 votes.
And look down below, Andy Bashir had 673,948.
They haven't had a chance to update the ribbon because this is in split seconds.
We're looking now.
So Andy Bashir has just gained 560 votes.
That's normal.
That makes sense.
That's what happens as more votes come in, right?
Let's look at Matt Bevin.
He now has 661, 675.
But look down below.
He did have 662, 235 at the exact same second that Andy Bashir has gone up 560 votes.
Matt Bevin has gone down 560 votes.
This is vote switching in the computer.
And by the way, between the 560 gain and 560 loss, you have just seen 25% of the loss amount of this race happen in front of your very eyes.
That's a doozy.
And what is this votes going down, all these numbers?
Go to 2.6.
Trump went down 9,000 votes at one point, and Biden went up 27,000 in the dead of night.
This is a zoom-in of that F thing we keep showing you.
But I understand like some votes are damaged.
Oh, we thought this was a Trump vote, but we see now it's ripped.
Okay, maybe three.
Biden didn't go down one vote the entire time.
But look at this scale.
Follow the red, and you see that little dip at the beginning there?
This is, by the way, after they were done counting.
That's the end of the day, I guess.
That's why you're seeing such a small part of a scale.
But Trump decreases 9,867 votes.
Why?
And then Biden gets that massive pushed of 27,000 at, what time is that, 8.53 in the morning?
So those two strange coincidences look like vote switching to me.
And we just saw evidence of it.
What's Trump saying in 2.7?
Oh, yeah, 70 million votes, the most for any sitting president ever.
Yet you still lost 71 million legal votes.
And then you say, okay, Gavin, if there was so much cheating going on, we would hear about it and people would be confessing.
They are in droves.
I could do a whole show on people confessing about this.
Here's one.
And this is not, you know, this is not solid evidence.
It's just a picture of a dude playing another dude, being another dude.
Time to come clean.
I work for Wayne County, Michigan, and I threw out every Trump ballot I saw, tens of thousands of them.
And so did all my co-workers.
I regret nothing.
We're going to see a lot more of that because people...
It's no fun committing a crime if you can't take credit for it.
If they don't take away this poor dog's vote, you hear about this?
And what did you just tell me?
My dog voted in the 2020 election.
And how did you find this out?
I got an email that now won't open because the server is down, apparently.
So now she has her microchip number as her social security.
I went to the voting place, looked under her name and everything, told them her social security number.
All of her vet records are gone now.
And she had already voted.
Can you tell everybody a little bit about why your dog would be registered to vote?
She is a service dog, correct?
She's registered service dog through the Santa Cruz County Police Department and Cabrillo.
And so now she's considered, she's been labeled a human.
She's overdog.
I wonder.
Whoever's looking after dog race.
How much would you bet?
It's Biden.
Endless squeaky toys.
Literally, how much would you bet?
I mean, I'll double-click.
I don't want to say $100,000.
Yeah, true daily double.
Negative $12,000.
I'll bet.
All right, so you got to do an election fraud graphic, a final video graphic, and then the one thing we do have a graphic for is the mailbag.
Which, by the way, Rupert Murdoch looks exactly like if you see a recent picture of him.
He looks like a mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This has been a long ass show.
Yes.
Gav, please watch this vid.
You're going to like it.
Please don't.
Oh my god, it's the fucking...
Should I even?
I'm going to email him back.
Hey, shithead.
We talked about this video ad infinitum for the show.
Are you retarded?
Stop sending me shit.
Don't send me shit.
Don't send me shit.
I've already covered to death.
A good way to see if you've covered it is to watch the show.
Dickweed.
What was that?
Oh, you know, the one where somebody pays $200 for an absentee ballot?
Hmm.
Veritas.
Oh, yeah.
Project Veritas, by the way, is an endless treasure trove of election fraud.
I mean, I don't even show it Because it's its own show.
But if you check their YouTube or their Twitter page, you'll just see countless examples.
Hi, Garrett and Brian.
What?
I have a real dastardly Would You Rather for you?
Remember, your children are held hostage at gunpoints, you have to choose one.
Yeah, I'm familiar with Would You Rathers?
Would you rather videotape a big black blue gum with a giant pecker fornicating with your wife while you give pointers and cheer him on?
I think he means bum, like a homeless man.
You only have to do it once, but the video goes up anytime forever.
Would you have to praise Biden every time his name is mentioned around you and denounce Trump every time his name is...
Oh, obviously, that's a fucking stupid, shitty one.
Obviously, I'd rather praise Trump than have my wife raped, you fucking loser.
God damn it.
His fucking first name, Gary's lower case.
What a cunt.
Hey, Gavin and Mofza.
Master of the facts.
Mayor, I believe.
Okay.
Since the election won't play out in the courts now, will we see writing because it's Trump justice deciding it was a fair election?
Your thoughts.
If Trump is able to prove that the election was stolen, you better believe you're going to see riots.
And the whole nation's going to look like Chaz.
Which is why I think the courts might just go, no, there's not enough evidence.
Which means Antifa does run this country.
Which means I was right to say, let's beat them up.
And you were wrong to throw us in jail for doing it.
This is from Jared.
For far too long, the right and the people on the left have not been giant fags.
Most of us stand to lose too much.
We have children and responsibilities.
When we do go out and fight, we get put in prison for four years for a 17-second fight.
My hope is that with a far-left presidency, although the Senate is still ours for now, they go so clown-world, it pushes us to use that very reason of having too much to lose to grow a set of balls and make freedom violent again.
So this man is a little too eloquent for his own good, but he's trying to say maybe we'll bring it back, bring back fighting.
Dear Mr. McInnes and Mr. Katsu Rivera, he's got a link here.
My wife is a lawyer and recently got an email from the New York State Bar Association.
They want to make COVID vaccinations mandatory.
There would also be no way of contesting it or rejecting the vaccine on the basis of religion.
Wow.
The recommendation was written by an old hag who was afraid of dying since many of the old judges died from coronavirus during the beginning of the pandemic.
My wife raises a good point.
The court doesn't care about the life of a child, and abortion is legal in the state of New York up to the time of birth, but they care about coronavirus?
Yeah, they care when it's their own ass, not a baby ass.
Shit is obviously getting spooky.
And even Alex Jones' levels of conspiracy where they want you to be vaccinated, period.
I like you more than a friend.
Please tell your co-host to stop mooking about and send me my shirt from that bet you lost.
Oh yeah.
This is from Victor.
I like you more than my son on the cover of a magazine with your new sunglasses.
P.S. Why are you gay?
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
Some guy bought one of our drawings for the Google Doodle auction.
And he sent me the wrong address.
He's like, I never got it.
I go, well, it didn't come back here.
You didn't send him my P.O. box.
You didn't list a P.O. box, dude.
You just had an address.
Well, they don't have it there.
So I guess I'll redraw it.
This is from Chris.
Hey, Gavin and king of the fag capital of the world.
I want to ask you what you think about this prediction on Trump winning his second term.
The media, of course, called it for Biden.
This means nothing if Biden and the Democrats cheated and stole the election.
I wouldn't be so sure, my friend.
The narrative is powerful.
I believe God will give Trump his second term.
The corruption of the left and the Biden campaign will come to light.
I think God let this outcome happen so that it would expose the corruption of the evil and the left.
And we did see that with Al Gore.
Al Gore was the president.
People were dancing.
People were honking.
They were thrilled that George W. Bush didn't get in.
And then on December 13th, he went, holy fuck, I guess he did get in.
Oh my God, are you going to see some butt hurt when that happens?
I'm going to just be standing on my front lawn with a gun that day.
And I'll be one of many armed people on my property.
Look at that guy with his face.
Hmm, it's my thinking face.
Your thinking face is kind of like your sad face there, Bill.
It's a ballot.
There will be brave people coming forward to tell the truth.
Another Snowden type will come out and give proof.
I don't think this is the end of Trump, but the beginning of the most important second term of America's presidential history.
Trump will have a second term because he represents God and truth.
I think the best thing we can do is pray for Trump, and it will fall into place.
I appreciate all the content and what you give for free speech.
Thanks, Ryguy, for all the impressions from Calgary, Canada.
Thanks for what you guys do.
I want to fuck your old sunglasses while your new sunglasses watch.
I'll even just the men.
Good morning, team.
Any chance we can get Gavin's father on as a senior correspondent from Regular Spot?
Yes.
Yes, we will be doing that.
That's got to become a regular thing.
Right, Trump?
Right now, I'm too busy.
Make it America great again.
Okay, well, we'll handle it.
How is the Google Doodle auction doing?
Doodle-dee-doodle-dum.
Doesn't it feel good when you're just about to do something that you know is real and you decide to do something else?
Something that won't.
Yeah, that's great, Ryan.
It's inaudible.
It's too long.
It takes too long.
It sucks, just like everything you do.
I thought it would be abrupt and good.
Mine was short and sweet and to the point.
Mine was positive.
He's talking about neighbors.
Oh, great.
Yeah, check the Google Doodles.
Google Doodles.
Are they done yet?
I believe so.
Let's see.
Bidding clothes, bidding, close, bidding, close.
How much did the painting go for?
Let me see.
$850.
That's fair.
That's great.
It's going to cost me a fucking fortune.
I hope he's not in Australia.
Next batch is going to be huge.
Huge.
We've got weeks of doodles saved up.
All right, let's do the final video.
Yay!
Yeah, Nice timing.
Nice song for this.
All right.
I'll set up as he does a search on his computer for the song.
Video.
Not ready, I'm afraid.
No.
Here's the song.
Okay.
All right.
This is an oldie but a goodie.
I think we've all seen it before, but I just had to get it on here because it's...
I love videos that don't look like they're going anywhere and then they go somewhere in the end.
It's just like a movie.
They wow you in the third act.
So I think this is the JMZ in Williamsburg.
Jay-Z.
Not the rapper, the trains.
After they come over the East River.
And it's sort of elevated and you can look down and you see, I fucking hate that area.
It's so loud and shitty.
But anyway, this woman appears to have a cane that I think has a pointy end.
Like maybe the thing broke off or it was sort of clipped off and now it's a sharp cane.
So she uses it as a dagger.
Stab.
She's using the stab.
I think she may have got him.
So he leaves.
He's like, I can't get close to her because she stabs me with the pointy cane.
And then other people show up and say, leave her alone, leave her alone.
He's got something there, like a...
What is that?
A fan?
So is that a jet engine?
I think they're convinced to put it down.
Yeah, let's put it down.
They seem to have simmered down.
I guess the party's over.
I guess we're done.
See, look how sharp it is.
You know one of the Kennedys, I think his name is Michael, killed a woman with the broken golf clubs?
Oh, it's a chair.
It's the same chair you'll see later.
So stab, he nails her.
She's feeling a little concussed, and then...
She's out.
Tain Lady is asleep.
Let's see that again.
That was...
When you throw a chair, you don't think it's going to land perfectly.
Yeah, there's a lot of angles.
A lot of things that can happen.
But to get the thick part right on the forehead.
I think she's semi-compressed there.
Ooh.
That was like right on the chin.
Yeah, that was like a perfect knockout.
Well, I don't know what that fight was about, but I hope they resolved it.
I don't know if it's good.
We are going into the danger zone.
The next three months are going to be nuts.
A lot of fighting.
We have to keep at it.
We have to keep fighting this narrative.
So when the truth comes out, people have already heard the rumors that the election was stolen.
So our job right now is to get the word out to the rest of America that the election was stolen.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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