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Nov. 8, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN [2020-11-08 - S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN]
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Was old Tom Petty, a guy who got his nickname for obsessing about little things like, you know, flip-flops and stuff like that.
I have a lot in common with Tom Petty.
I'm also petty.
And we're learning from the left today that they're also incredibly petty, aren't they, Trump?
I will build a great, great wall.
Well, not anymore.
You won't.
So we had an emergency episode.
We obviously have breaking news.
For all intents and purposes, Joe Biden is president, but he's not.
Yeah, but the media said he is.
So people are going nuts in the streets, honking their horns, telling my house to fuck off, giving me the finger, which hurts, saying fuck Donald Trump in front of my home, accosting me on the streets.
They really are not good winners, quite sore winners.
And I noticed there's a lot of, in New York City here, there's a lot of plywood being taken down.
Wasn't the fear that Proud Boys are going to riot?
I thought it was a little strange when I saw them putting up plywood on makeup stores and stuff like that.
I thought Proud Boys don't wear makeup.
So they were clearly worried about Antifa rioting.
And Antifa might still riot.
Look at 1-1.
This is the message from Antifa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't like Joe Biden.
We don't want Biden.
We want revenge.
Fascist massacres, imperialist wars.
What are imperialist wars?
Do they mean that 400 years of the Indian wars?
They want revenge for that?
It would have been nice if they mentioned this before.
What are they going to do?
Scalp us?
The DNC used them as the paramilitary wing, assuming that they were on their side.
No, they hate you.
It's like you used.
It's like when the Italian mafia used the Westies to do their killings, to do their hits.
You're in bed with the Westies now.
They're fucking psycho.
They're going to kill you.
So this is a strange episode because there's sort of two things going on at the same time.
On the one hand, we always say, be brave, get in trouble.
No, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting, right?
We're not stopping fighting.
Don't get me wrong.
But it's clear that the fights are fixed.
So say you were a boxer and you lost three fights that you didn't lose.
You knocked the guy out.
You had way more punches.
He was an inferior fighter.
But because it was all fixed, he won the bouts.
Now you got to keep fighting.
But you have to understand you're probably going to lose the next bout because these people are fucking cheaters.
When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite.
So in this quick live episode, we'll take some calls, probably talk for about an hour or so.
We're going to be saying two things simultaneously.
Of course, we're still fighting.
Of course, we have endless examples of voter fraud.
Of course, this was stolen.
Of course, Trump won all legal votes.
And we've already celebrated.
We drank champagne.
We had a gay old time.
But it's time to come to terms with the fact that the fights are corrupt.
The mafia runs who wins in the next boxing match.
And it's looking like even if Trump does get the FBI, everyone involved, does do us, we are hearing about sting operations where they're kicking down doors in polling stations.
They're catching people.
They're confiscating ballots that were late.
They want to see the mail-dead ballots.
Even with all that evidence, what's going to happen?
Is 50% of the population going to go, oh shit, a lot of those are fake?
Okay, forget it.
Sorry about that.
We lost.
I don't see it.
I did see this, though.
I told you Trump would win.
I did say a landslide.
It was not a landslide, as far as we can tell.
Trump will win, and they will not concede it, and they'll just keep pushing it and pushing it and denying it until well into January.
That's what's happening.
What are you showing me?
I was going to queue it up.
What is this?
Can you see this?
This was a video that's being deleted over and over again.
And there's police officers as well as maybe just a security guard or something like that.
He's wearing Adidas.
I don't think he's a cop.
And they're pulling bags and bags of ballots out of the grass.
Huh.
It keeps getting deleted.
See, the problem with this angle, too, is he needs about 250,000 fake ballots.
Veritas said that one lady got about 1,800 by herself.
She admitted that on camera.
Yeah.
Again, we're fighting.
We're fighting to the death.
And obviously, if Joe Biden is president, which he was most likely going to be, we're going to fight harder than ever.
This show's not going anywhere.
We're pissed off.
We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore.
But we should also have a quick look at what Trump did wrong.
Here's what I think Trump did wrong.
I think that it's terrible that he's not in office and he was our hope in the culture wars.
He was the first president in God knows how long, well, since Reagan, to say, yeah, no, I'm not ashamed of this country.
We didn't steal it.
You're full of shit.
Your guilt politics are dull.
Fuck you.
That's rare.
And it's going to be exceedingly rare now that the first guy who tried it got shit.
And people go, well, look at the country.
Look at the chaos.
Yeah.
That's what happens when you try to drain the swamp.
Imagine this.
You took over the Catholic Church.
You're a pope, elected pope, and you're like, I'm ending the child fucking like within the next couple years.
Like I'm completely revamping the church.
What would happen to that pope?
Everyone around him would be attacked.
They'd try to impeach him.
They'd attack his children.
They'd make up lies about him.
They'd produce prostitutes, all this other kind of shit.
They'd spy on him.
There'd be a Russia gate thing.
There'd be riots in the streets.
The Vatican would be burning.
People would have their lives threatened.
That's what we've just seen in America.
Everyone says, I wish a real rain would come and wash the streets.
Or like that stupid movie with Warren Beattie where he's a rapper.
He's running for president and he hits his head.
And he gets into rap.
I think it's called Hucklemore, Bucklemore or something.
And he ends up just being the most honest politician of all time.
And he wins and people love him.
And it's total and utter chaos.
That's Trump.
Trump is just what everyone has always said.
Like, I wish someone would just be honest.
What's it called, Bullwinkle?
Bullworth.
Bullworth.
Did Ralph Stebman do the poster?
Clinton had locked up their party's presidential nominations.
And while California approached its primary with little fanfare or attention, Democratic Senator J. Billington Bullworth embarked upon the final weekend of his re-election campaign.
You promised us federal funding to rebuild our community once again.
You haven't really contributed any money to my campaign.
You're never gonna get rid of somebody like me.
Yo, I'm the hot black chick that likes you.
That's Holly Berry.
Yep.
I fucked her at a party once.
Really?
Yes.
That was eerie.
This is becoming the divine intervention button.
Eerie.
It's a magic eight ball.
My guys are not stupid.
They always put the button.
I got a button.
Excuse me?
Murphy, put something bad about FarberCon in here for you.
Anyway, you get it.
So that's Trump, and that's why there was riots on the streets, because we got the truth.
And we learned a lot about the enemy in this fight.
We learned that they're a bunch of melodramatic pussies.
Like, look at us.
We lost, for all intents and purposes.
We ostensibly lost today, right?
Where's the riots?
The plywood's coming down.
My house is getting attacked.
I'm getting attacked.
I can't walk down the street without people screaming, taking photos, staring at my face like this.
This is the thing I notice with these fucking losers.
They don't have the balls to say, fuck you.
So they just go like this and look at me.
Ooh, spooky.
Or a jogger will jog by me and he'll look at me and then he'll take his mask off and keep looking.
Spook him.
I mean, unless you have third-degree burns on your face, it doesn't freak me out that you're looking at me.
That's not a threat.
They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
But look at this pussy Van Jones.
He's exactly like the black professor we were making fun of on Thursday.
Well, it's easier to be a parent this morning.
It's easier to be a dad.
It's easier.
Is he around his kids?
That'd be funny if he didn't see his kids in two years.
Character matters.
Send that check.
Tell him the truth matters.
Matters.
Being a good person matters.
Oh, my God.
And it's easy to won.
If you're a Muslim in this country.
Wait, pause.
So you care about Muslims?
When blacks say they care about Muslims, by the way, they don't know Muslims.
It's like that Mark Lamont Hill Farrakhan little bow tie thing, which is like a bastardization of Islam.
The nation of Islam isn't really Muslims.
There's sort of like a, I don't know, a sort of punk rockification of a very anti-punk religion.
It's not really, you're not really Muslims, guys.
And so when they say Muslim, I think when a lot of blacks say Muslim, they kind of mean that cool, smart dude that they hang out with who's been to prison and wears a little hat and is always like, my brother.
And he's eating some weird thing with its pita with like chickpeas and like tabboule.
Taboule or those weird seeds they eat in Australia that are like...
Vegemite?
Shut up, Ryan.
Fuck, that annoyed me.
Don't guess if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Vegemite is seeds?
No, it's the only Australian-centric thing.
Oh, really?
Besides the toilets, flashia seeds, I believe they're called.
There's more than one thing in fucking Australia, you absolute dunce.
Crocodile Dundee?
Thank you.
Two of the best words we can ever learn.
So don't blurt things out when you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Let's see Van Jones again.
You don't have to worry if the president doesn't want you here.
If you're an immigrant, you don't have to worry if the president's going to want to hear you.
Hold on.
So you care about immigrants and Muslims so much that you cry when you think about their feelings.
I don't believe you.
I do not believe you.
I think when you see Mexicans with a leaf blower on a lawn, you don't go, God bless his cotton socks out there doing what's best for his family.
No, I bet you're a dick to your lawn care guys.
I bet you don't even look at them when you come out the house.
Going to be happier to have babies snatched away.
Or he cares about dreamers too.
Let's see how involved he is in dreamers and sanctuary cities and various programs to naturalize illegal aliens.
I'm guessing, fuck all.
This is about Van Jones virtue signaling.
And God damn it, does he suck?
You're so bad at it.
This is embarrassing.
Are there people who are watching this going, God damn it?
Nailed it.
I guess we'll see when we scroll down the thread.
4.9 million views.
That's why Trump lost.
Because of basically everyone but non-white men fall for this shit.
After weird.
I mean, everyone's.
For no reason.
vindication for a lot of people.
Wait, go back.
He was doing the eye thing, which is something women with makeup do.
I think a lot of these fake criers, remember that guy we had who was gay who kept going like this and like circling under his eye?
Remember that for years and years ago?
He had been accused of beating his girlfriend.
Old guy.
Yeah, and he's like, that is a Canadian guy.
Dude, women have mascara.
They don't want it to run.
So they got to nip it in the bud.
If you're crying as a male, you don't need to get your tissue and really just...
And why does he cry to this side of his eyes?
Is that a black thing?
Yeah, I think so.
My tears come from this part of my eyes.
Today, I was talking about liberals crying to my youngest boy.
And I said, you know who cries when they're sad?
Babies.
Babies cry.
And he goes, oh, okay.
So if your whole family died and you were at the funeral and you cried, then you'd be a baby?
Not bad, little Johnny B. Not bad.
All right, let's get back to Crybaby Jones.
Literally, Crybaby Jones.
Jesus, Jesus.
I love this thing.
But yeah, look at this.
Watch him dry his cheek.
He's a vindication for a lot of people.
What is this?
It's going into your beard?
You know, I can't breathe.
Yeah?
No, that wasn't just George Floyd.
That was a lot of people that couldn't breathe.
You can't breathe now.
Now, every day you're waking up and you're getting pleased, and you just don't know.
And you're going to the store and people are afraid to show their racism.
Get nastier and nastier to you.
And you're worried about your kids.
And you're worried about your...
Van Jones has never been outside the house.
Try being white in East New York and waiting in line with your milk at the bodega.
People just start screaming at you.
What the fuck are you doing here, motherfucker?
Fucking white cracking piece of shit.
There'll be like just a white girl crying.
Some hipster who thought that everything was going to be groovy because he wears a Black Lives Matter shirt and didn't realize they all hate her fucking guts.
But this like emboldened racist who sees some little kid going to the store to buy a pencil for his math homework and they're like, well, well, well, looky here.
Mr. Pencil.
Mr. Homework Jackson, huh?
The fuck?
You live in a cartoon, you fucking loser.
Sister.
And can she just go to Walmart and get back into her car without somebody saying something to her?
And you spent so much of your life energy just trying to hold it together.
What does he live in?
He lives in like a black and white racist film.
And this is a big deal for us just to be able to get some peace and have a chance for a reset.
And the character of the country matters.
And being a good man matters.
You know, I just want my son to look at this.
That's all I'm thinking while watching this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
You know, it's easy to do it the cheap way.
And get away with stuff, but it comes back around.
It comes back around.
So in your version of events, black men for the past four years have been living in abject terror because Trump unleashed the racists and you finally get a break.
Black men, poor black men do live in abject terror of black men.
But the looky here racist redneck empowered by Trump is comical.
It's comical.
I'm sorry for the people who lost.
For them, it's not a good day.
Sure, you are.
But for a whole lot of people, it's a good day.
So you're sorry for the racists who lost?
Wait, go back.
Let's see the thread of people going.
Oh, yes.
That was beautiful.
Oh, that's not good.
What a bitch boy.
That's not good.
When you realize that calling the election early was a big nothing burger.
Oh, because he had talked about other things being a nothing burger.
Remember, they did a very testing on him.
And he conceded to some spy that Russia was a nothing burger.
So this is what this is all about.
The media's called it.
The courts haven't called it.
Al Gore didn't call it until December 12th.
He said, all right, fine.
Fuck.
True.
I lost.
But the media's just gone, we're calling it.
And that works.
Just like with Rodney King.
The media said, this is what happened.
And even though the courts saw the evidence, that's actually a perfect acknowledging because that's what's going to happen.
The courts will see the evidence.
They will see that they're right.
But the people have now been brainwashed by the media, the PR firm called the media, and they're going to go with that.
Actually, this is way down the line, but.
And Oscar doesn't go to.
Where's that one?
Oh, spaghetti cat.
I think I know that guy.
That's pretty great.
Did he forget about the crime bills?
Crimea River.
Remember people with nothing.
So this is not a lot of support.
Journalisming all over the place.
So much journalism.
We just launched the Trump Accounting.
Oh, that's another thing we'll get to in a minute.
Oh, yeah.
Keep going.
So not one.
Maybe his sister shouldn't have cut the line or shoplifted.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, he's talking about a girl in Walmart that just wants to be left alone.
Just get her groceries.
Oddly, the hate I've experienced has been from the left where I spent most of my life.
True for me.
LOL, because he was so oppressed.
Yeah, not a lot of support here.
It might have been from who tweeted it originally, but.
Oh, there's Biden hanging out with a Klansman, Robert Byrd.
Oh, yeah.
Who kisses Hillary in a very sensual way.
Yeah.
When was the last time you grabbed a woman's face to kiss her?
That you weren't fucking?
Never a clansman.
I feel like even if I was fucking a chick.
And we were in bed and I went.
She'd be like, okay, what are you doing?
Maybe just Make out.
Why are you grabbing me?
Because I love you.
What are you, Ricardo Montelbon?
Get off my face.
I don't know who that is, but I do because of the context.
Fantasy Island.
Oh, okay.
I'm trying to find that.
They're crying fucking.
But look at this line, 28.
Speaking of their gloating, Anderson Cooper, it's the very last one.
He goes.
He goes, Trump is like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over.
Okay, Anderson, A, turtles love the hot sun.
Right.
That's why they go up on rocks and logs and stuff and bake because they're cold-blooded.
So unlike us, they can't have a whiskey or use their own nice warm blood to warm themselves.
So they got to go on a rock and cook for a little bit.
That's crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.
Two?
Yes.
A lot of turtles do not like being on their back.
They don't do well on their back.
You got me there.
Three?
An obese turtle?
There's a window.
Like, you can't say this can is turgid when it's full of beer.
It's not bursting with beer.
There's a finite amount of beer you can get in this, and then it just spills all over the sides.
Turkeys...
Turkeys.
Turtles are wearing corsets.
You can't be an obese turtle.
There's no room to grow.
You could maybe have fat hands.
Maybe?
But that's the reason they get away with being bald is because they always have perfect bodies and women don't mind.
Female turtles don't mind.
Obese turtle.
Obese turtle.
That's just such an annoying term.
It's one of the only animals that can't expand.
That's like saying an obese insect, like an obese cockroach.
Fat snail.
It has an exoskeleton.
It's hard to name many more.
Like, I guess insects, like a...
You don't have a fat ant, dude.
I do.
Everything here.
Yes.
Put it on your dating app.
Handsome guy, a little bit short, not the brightest bulb in the tree.
And my cock looks like a fat ant.
A-U-N-T.
Yes.
Got curls.
There was a lot of fun blowback, too.
What's 2-7?
Ture wants us to die.
We don't want to see him say it?
Ture?
No, this guy.
We didn't actually watch the clip.
Well, sure, we can watch the clip.
Mr. President did not have any evidence presented at all.
Nothing.
No real actual evidence of any kind of fraud.
He talked about people putting up papers in windows.
He talked about things that he'd seen on the internet.
That is the president of the United States.
That is the most powerful person in the world.
And we see him like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over.
But he just hasn't accepted it, and he wants to take everybody down with him.
A turtle's time is over, too.
Isn't it like something that is strong enough to chew him like a shark, like crushing his shell?
Maybe an alligator?
Like, you don't really flail as a turtle and go, my time's over, and then die.
That's not really how turtles end it.
But go to 2-7.
Touré wants us to die.
Remember Ture?
He, very educated man.
He did his PhD on Prince, not the monarch, the pop star.
And then he was all over the news, and then he just sort of, because he was affirmative actioned up to his position, he couldn't sustain it and fell back down again.
So now he does nothing.
If you're a Trumper, I hope the pain and anxiety you feel now is excruciating.
You voted against America and for a cult leader who has no redeeming or admirable qualities.
He's a Cretin.
Like you use the word Cretin in normal parlance, you fucking phony.
Who cares nothing about this country and you don't either.
You deserve all the pain and more.
Isn't this a great example of how they feel about themselves?
Like all of these fucking...
Look at Mark Dice.
You want us throwing concentration camps.
We get it.
That's why we'll never stop fighting against you, degenerate scum.
They have Satan on their side.
So you remember the Grinch took all those presents?
Of course.
And he went, they'll be suffering.
I hope the pain they feel is excruciating.
And then he looks out his window and they're like, well, fuck the presents.
We're still Americans.
We still love this country and we'll still keep on working, keep on fighting.
Like, what?
Like, they're storming around town, New York City, D.C. They're dancing in the streets.
They're dancing all over Twitter.
And they're assuming, just like when they called the Proud Boys the poor boys, or they called the Proud Boys gay, they're assuming we're all just going, no!
Show that video of us saying no.
This is what they want us to be so bad.
They want us to be them.
What are you looking for?
Oh, oh, our video.
Yeah.
I put it on parlor, but not everyone who watches the show watches parlor.
This is what they want us to be.
This is what they want us to be doing right now.
And you'll notice it's eerily similar to them.
This is not what we want.
We had so much potential.
So much potential.
This is not who we are.
This is not who we are.
That's a beautiful song by a fantastic penist.
But you know what it needs?
What?
An Aboriginal touch.
A lot of these times, those songs, and they're often done by transsexuals, they have soul, they have guts, they have courage.
But the Australian Aboriginals have so much to offer when it comes to music.
They're instruments.
You think a piano is impressive?
You should see the sticks that Aboriginals use.
And the lyrics and the songs they make, the sounds they make are just fucking fantastic.
Even when they're shit-faced out of their minds, they enrich the music.
You are my sister, we were born.
Ryan, you discovered a way to add Aboriginals into that song?
Yes.
It's a new program.
It's called AbboAd.
Nobody can do that like me.
He's so on point today.
Let's see it.
Thank you, by the way.
Might we.
He's gorgeous.
I don't know.
Wait a minute, go back a little bit so we see the setup.
Because you're like, what's this missing?
It's missing Indigenous Australian art.
Isn't she beautiful?
Yes, he is.
I hope my wife dies in a car crash so I can marry her instead.
Maybe she would understand.
Be like, this is a good hall pass.
Be like, I understand, but you can't pass that up.
Yeah, I'm going to ask for that hall pass.
Look at those instruments the Abbos made.
Beautiful.
I don't think you're supposed to say Abbos.
Aboriginals.
Isn't that just a short version of...
I think so.
Wait, stop.
She's drunk, and she hiccuped, and he thought she was laughing, so then he laughed.
Go back to that.
They're drunk.
They're both drunk.
Which is why they're incapable of inventing an instrument that's more than just...
Those aren't even boomerangs.
Like, I was kind of impressed with boomerangs.
But what are those?
They're like wood soap flakes.
Look, look at her just enjoying the music.
Can you explain to me the physics of your instruments, sir?
I'll show you the piano if you show me yours.
I'll show you how a piano works if you show me how those work.
Anyway, that's what they want us to do, to be crying and stuff.
And we're not criers by nature.
We're fighters.
So we're going to fight this in the courts.
We're going to continue to battle.
And we will prove that there was election fraud.
But I don't think that will vindicate Trump.
Sorry.
Sorry to bring the bearer of bad news.
He doesn't have enough of a lead for the few fraudulent votes.
Like say there was a million fraudulent votes, or let's say there was 200,000.
You're only really going to be able to prove like 100,000 of those, and that's not enough.
So what he should have done is had a much better lead if he was being prepared for this.
So how could he have prevented that?
What did he do wrong?
And hindsight's 2020.
We love Trump.
We're all MAGA over here.
But he did let us down in many ways.
I think the biggest way he let us down, let me just start with the Proud Boys.
The biggest way is big tech, but personally for me, it's the Proud Boys.
A, learn who they are.
Find out what the club means.
They got you elected.
I got you elected.
So when they come up, go proud.
Will you disavow white supremacism?
Yeah, give me a name of a group.
Proud Boys.
Proud Boys.
Isn't this the main guy black?
They're not a racist group.
It's a bunch of patriots.
Give me another group.
Give me a racist group.
And of course I disavow racist groups.
That would have been great.
Pardoning Max and John would have been pretty good.
Four years for a 17-second fight is the backbone of this show that we bring up every fucking episode.
And every time I meet someone in law enforcement or a corrections officer or even a fucking prisoner, they go, your boys got fucked, dude.
So that would have been nice.
But obviously I'm biased when it comes to that subject.
Those of you who are not affiliated with the Proud Boys, big tech, Laura Loomer, all these people getting banned again and again.
It's not right.
And you said you would take care of it, but I think you chickened out Donald Trump.
Who is going to wash your toilets, Donald Trump?
I think you chickened out because it sounds very anti-First Amendment.
And yeah, it is, in a way.
With all other things being the same, in a perfect world, it would be wrong to tell big tech who they can and can't censor, but they've controlled the American conversation and they've done it with government-sanctioned provisions.
You can sue Fox News if they call you a white supremacist.
You can't sue Twitter because it's just a platform.
It's just a provider.
It's just like Con Ed.
It's just like the water company.
Okay, if you're the water company, you can't censor people.
So they got it both ways and Trump allowed them to have it both ways.
He allowed them to act with their tax and the laws as just a platform.
But then he also allowed them to behave like a publisher.
That was a mistake.
Secondly, the big one is, or whatever we are, thirdly, impose law and order, dude.
You lost white men, down five points.
Every other group, white women, black women, Latinos, male and female, blacks, male and female.
And I think what he did was he saw, I'm stealing this from Raheem Kassan, he saw the riots and he thought there's much hay to be made here with these riots.
Let's show America what it's like under Democrat rule.
And I think women and minorities who were there watching their businesses burn went, or watching the places they would go to burn, went, okay, okay, you're right, you're right.
This is horrible.
Stop.
I don't like them.
I like you.
You know, it's almost like torture in a way.
And white males went, yeah, you dragged that on too long, asshole.
My entire chain of delis is gone.
So fuck you.
I mean, David Dinkins is known as one of the worst mayors in the history of New York City.
His intern, by the way, was Bill de Blasio, who's carrying on his greatness.
But David Dinkins let a riot go.
What were they, the Crown Heights riots?
Computer, how long were the Crown Heights riots?
Here's something I found from the article Crown Heights, Brooklyn on Wikipedia.
In 1991, there was a three-day outbreak known as the Crown Heights Riot, which started between the neighborhoods West Indian slash African American and Jewish communities.
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She doesn't want to be here at all.
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She Googled me and she's like, you're, hey, computer, who is Gavin McInnes?
According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a native info, that's not great.
He co-founded Vice in 1994 and permanently relocated to the United States in 2001.
In more recent years, he has drawn attention for his far-right political activism and his role as the founder of the Proud Boys, a neo-fascist political group.
That's new.
Huh.
Why is that better in the middle of a Trump campaign?
Or, you know, at the end of a Trump campaign.
Anyway, yeah, David Dinkins is a piece of shit for a three-day riot.
How about a six-month riot?
That's pretty bad, Trump.
Now, you could have shown all the people, all the other people, that riots are bad in three or four days, four days.
The second Chaz showed up, send in the National Guard.
And my wife said, yeah, but then there'd be visuals of like a military guy and some black fucking Antifa BLM going, help.
Yeah, we got all those visuals anyway.
You can't avoid those.
But it's law and order.
Without law and order, why do anything?
I mean, I live without law and order.
We've been doxed.
We've had to move our studio.
I've got my home attacked.
And I still keep going.
But like, say you open a fucking soap store and the people who throw bricks through your windows don't get punished.
You go, well, the reason I pay tax is so police will monitor my soap store.
And you're not helping.
So fuck you.
So that was, I think, a major flaw was not imposing law and order and letting Antifa riot.
I know why he did it, to make liberals look bad.
It's not that hard to make liberals look bad.
You waited too long.
And that's why with white males, you were down five points because they went, stop scaring our women.
Just to make a point.
I'm pissed off now.
Is that you?
Yep.
And then there's other little things, like with Arizona.
He lost Arizona.
I think he lost Arizona because he shat on McCain.
I prefer heroes that don't get caught.
Dude, how did you gain from that?
So you lost.
They love McCain in Arizona.
McCain's widow and his daughter there, that chunky monkey who's quite cute.
Married to Ben Dominique over at the Federalist.
That's Megan McCain?
I think so.
I've met her.
I've seen her in person.
She handles her weight very well.
She's not like beep.
She's like, yeah.
That is different.
You know what I mean?
There's like gunts and stuff, but she's just like a big woman, like a big Scottish woman.
And she's not fat, is my point.
She's just got a lot of woman, a lot of cushion for the pushing.
So he's a lucky man, that Ben Dominic.
Whoa, that's a rough picture.
Right below there with the hair and the mohawk thing.
Oh.
No.
Yeah, that one.
Anyway, out of a million pictures, you're going to look at it.
So Megan McCain and her mother said, fuck you, Trump.
And that blew Arizona.
And for what?
Like, why'd you pick a fight with a fucking Warvet POW?
That was dumb.
And then also with Michigan.
Go fix Flint.
I know it looks like a lot of tax money.
It's a socialist thing to do.
I'm going to go fix your water.
Fix their water.
It's still a shithole there.
They still have shitty water.
Flint is mostly black, or it's probably 50% black.
They might not have voted for him because of that, but the rest of Michigan would go, oh, you fixed our shitty city.
We like you.
That would have been a good move.
So there were some fuck-ups.
But, you know, he did better than me as president, so I can't complain.
But let's just look at the examples of voter fraud.
Because I was talking to this guy, Philip something from Dear Spiegel, a German magazine who was interviewing me today.
And he hadn't heard of the fucking sniffing.
This is what drives me nuts.
So many people, we know about all of Joe Biden's faults because we're in the Zoom.
But even your fucking Puerto Rican relatives, they hadn't heard any of the senile thing.
This shirt, they'd be like, what is that shirt about?
Like anyone on the right sees this shirt and they go, oh yeah, that's one of the better ones.
I prefer, you know, the thing.
But the left doesn't know these things.
We don't have a book of the day today because this was a spontaneous episode, but I like things to be centered.
And I'm happy to have Terry there for a few extra days.
They really fucked him.
He kind of went Through what Trump went through, where he represented masculinity and having a good time and being a man, and everything was cool, and then wimposity took over, and he was persona non grata.
Um, all right, oh, yeah, sorry.
So, yeah, I talked to that dear spiegel guy, and he'd never heard of the he'd never heard of the uh uh child sniffing, hadn't seen any of those montages.
And then I go, well, what about he goes, look, I understand that policy-wise, you are a fan of him, and I understand that, but the man, his personality is so fucking abrasive.
How can you support that?
And I go, what the fuck?
And I'm like, what specifically?
He goes, well, he's a liar.
And I'm like, what lie?
And he goes, oh, so many.
You know how they always do that?
I mean, this guy's intelligent.
And even the intelligent ones are like, oh, so many.
Where to begin?
I mean, fuck, he's lying right now.
That's what he said.
And I go, what is this?
The very fine people thing?
Or they're sending Mexicans a rapist?
Is that it?
And he goes, no, I mean, there's so many.
I don't even know where to begin.
Well, we have time.
Begin.
And you know what he came up with?
During the inauguration, he said that it was a bigger crowd than Obama's, and it wasn't even Klaus.
Okay.
It's a joke.
He overstated the audience at his inauguration.
Wow, what a, I don't like that person anymore.
What a dick.
So, and then he said, okay, okay, here's one.
He said that the election was stolen.
I go, it was.
And he goes, well, he said that there was evidence.
I've seen no evidence of vote fraud.
I go, dude, there is endless reams of it.
And also, by the way, to say that the election was stolen until we have a trial is an opinion.
So if you say that you think the election was stolen, that's your opinion.
It's not a lie.
A lie is when you knowingly say something untrue.
I work with a guy named Chad, not Ryan.
That's a lie.
I know his name's Ryan.
Who is a Chad?
What the fuck are you wearing, by the way?
How come I just noticed this now?
You look like an accountant for a fucking sailing dock.
So right here we have the...
You look like you go to these docks, these ports, whatever you call them, where boats have sort of haven't paid their boating fees.
So you can get them for a steal because all you have to do is pay the bill of the boat and then you can have the boat because someone just couldn't afford that boat anymore.
And you want to look good when you sell those boats.
So you dress in a fucking half-zip sweater.
Where did you get a half-zip sweater?
I always make fun of half-zip sweaters.
Marshall.
Why do you have one of those?
I don't know.
It looked nice.
My girlfriend said it looked nice on me.
Well, your girlfriend's retarded.
Got a little boat?
You look like a fucking, I don't even want to say faggot.
It's an insult to fags.
Everybody should come this way.
Oh, my God.
Half-zip sweaters?
It's so Westchester.
It's such a cunty, nerdy.
It's what lawyers do.
I'm LARPing.
And it's hot as shit.
Aren't you hot?
Yeah, I'm very uncomfortable.
Take it off.
Okay.
Take it off, off, off.
Take that half-zip off.
You will never need a half-zip sweater.
Even a weird, fake, pussy one that's super thin like that.
You will never need that in North America.
I want to go to Mars.
Maybe in Ireland.
Maybe in Scotland.
I like it.
Ugh, your shirt's filthy, by the way.
It's very filthy.
I can see like a ring of grease along the top, and you don't even put grease in your hair, so that's like body oil.
Yeah, I've never washed the shirt since I got it.
Wow, you suck.
And so he said, he's lying.
He said that the election was stauling.
And I go, what?
First of all, there's plenty of evidence of that.
And he goes, well, I haven't seen any.
So I started taking him through this, and I'll take you through it.
Maria Bartiromo, who I also had sex with at a party.
Same party?
Yep.
Wow.
It was my birthday.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
4 a.m. dump, Wisconsin, 65,000 votes, 100% for Biden.
Now, I've been talking to liberals a little bit since this, and they go, well, he, you know, Biden said to his voters, do mail-in.
And Trump's voters were told to do it early and in person.
Yes.
That's not 100%.
Nothing's 100%.
Buy a pack of condoms.
It says 99.9% reliable.
No one says 100%.
100% of straight men do not want to fuck a young Sophia Lorraine.
Only 92 do.
The rest of them, I don't know what the fuck they're thinking, but only 96%.
No, 90% of men want to fuck Beatrice Dell in the movie Betty Blue.
Why that isn't 100%?
I do not know.
I said, well, you ain't that straight.
I said heterosexual men.
And you should be looking up young Beatrice Dell.
So he says to me, why would I listen to her?
And I go, well, you got to trust me when we're talking.
Or there's no sense in us talking.
This is why I hate when you play pool.
And they say, oh, you have to call it first.
I don't want to play.
If you think I'm going to cheat you, right?
And so you have to check me by calling and shot.
Well, then we shouldn't be playing because we're not friends.
I understand for strangers and stuff, but I don't want to play pool with people where I don't trust them to admit that they didn't mean it to go in that hole.
She's a 10.
She's old as shit now, but even now, she's nothing to...
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Anyway.
So yeah, go back to...
So he says, why are you showing me this?
I go, she's a pretty reputable journalist over at Fox News.
Like, this isn't some radical daily stormer thing.
4 a.m.
Dump, Michigan, 138, 499 votes, 100% for Biden.
Better numbers than Mugabe, Chavez, Castro.
Arizona poll workers forcing voters to use Sharpies, thereby invalidating ballots, which is why the pollster had to tell the world to stop telling her staff to stick Sharpies up their ass.
Trump leading in Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota, or Michigan.
and they stop counting before the vote ferry visits overnight.
That's all true.
Let's look at 1.4.
It's basically the same thing.
It's exactly the same thing.
Found.
All for Biden, none for Trump.
None have been thrown out.
I mean, again, that's proof.
So it's not, Trump isn't lying when he says it was stolen.
But just like with the boxing analogy, the mafia is running the fights now.
So keep fighting.
Eventually, you'll be vindicated.
But these are fixed.
So should I vote in 2024, Gavin?
I don't think so.
I think voting is over.
And then, of course, the second smoking gun is the fucking graph, which I guess is the same smoking gun.
The second example of this smoking gun is this graph.
And I talk to lefties and they haven't seen it.
Like, why does anything ever go doop, doot, doot, doop, boo, boo?
Never.
That doesn't happen.
If Biden, you know, could slowly squeeze the gap and then go ahead, that's how races work.
But when you're in a foot race, right, the guy that's behind eventually goes, I'm winning, and goes ahead.
He doesn't go, boop, and just leap that second that you blinked.
Let's go to 1-6.
Oh, this is awesome.
Let me go back.
Can you go back?
Some or all of the content shared in this tweet is disputed and might be misleading about an election or other civic processes.
Process?
View.
The election software system in Michigan that switched 6,000 votes from Trump to Biden is called Dominion.
It is used in 30 states, including Nevada, Arizona, Minnesota, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Pennsylvania.
Every single major swing state, every single one.
Now, I know you're sitting at home and you're going, Gavin, why are you so pessimistic?
This evidence is amazing.
Because perception and reality are different things, and we're living in an era of perception.
And the perception is that Biden won.
Reversing that in a corrupt system that the left spent years building, not just with big techs, big tech and the media, but the actual voting systems.
We're against all of that now.
So I believe strongly that we will prove in court that we won and that they cheated, but I don't think it will matter.
It is a disaster.
Oh, no.
Huge, huge mistake.
Yep.
1-7.
I'm just going through all my examps.
We should take some calls at some point.
U.S. postal worker caught a Canadian border with stolen ballots in car trunk.
Now, in the less defense, these are all valid, but they have to add up to 250K.
Are you drinking coffee?
Why?
It's delicious, and I want a little boost.
Ryan.
I don't act like you do with coffee, though.
I actually crash on coffee.
No, you don't.
You stay up all fucking night, and then you can't get out of bed in the morning.
Without coffee, it's Sunday.
Who cares?
Yeah.
It's a day like 1-9.
Another example.
Oh, this is interesting.
Milo's got a good parlor.
Benford's Law.
Imagine you write down all the numbers you see in a given week.
If you tell just the first digit of those numbers, you will have more ones than twos, more twos than threes, more threes than fours, and so on and so forth.
Benford's law has been used to detect when fraud has been committed.
Huh.
Trump's election data.
Zloop.
Makes perfect sense, right?
And then you have Biden's election data.
Doesn't make any sense.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I saw another one of these and I didn't know what it was from Raheem.
Which one?
It's kind of well illustrated.
Raheem Kassan posted it.
All right.
And then you can get that on your own time.
Philly, sorry, Fleckas, goes in and started voting as an old person.
Now, the New York Times fact-checked him and said those were probably caught in the act.
And so they don't count as fake.
And he goes, yeah, they may have been caught.
You show me that they were caught, but that wasn't my point.
My point was that I could vote as a dead guy.
And here's hundreds of examples of me doing it.
Oh, did I not send you the specific link?
Hello?
No, it brought me to this.
It just brought you to his homepage?
Yeah, was it a story?
Maybe.
Here Times Notes the Muppetry.
That's it, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it was a story.
The stories are weird to link to, right?
All right, guys, we got some interesting action here.
A couple days ago, I tweeted about how there were dead people that were requesting and returning absentee ballots in Michigan, Wayne County, Michigan.
And we got some fact checks since then, which is a little interesting.
And then also the New York Times is...
Mr. Fletcher doubled down.
See, that's a funny meme of the illustrates it better than my running analogy.
Anyway, so Fleckis is piling it in there.
You can look that up on your own time.
But basically, Fleckis went online and he registered as, or he voted, or tried to vote as a dead person.
He also has evidence of dead people requesting ballots, getting them the same day, and sending them out.
Now, the only way the New York Times can thwart that is to say, yeah, but it was caught.
Here we go.
We showed this already, right?
I'm just putting them all together.
Look at 21.
Philly Polster says he saw fraud.
Gay lore.
What I saw was disturbing, and the process seemed to be specifically so we could not observe, and also so we could not Challenge the only way to challenge something was to call an individual called Seth who was in the back of the room who could speak to people.
And again, they were very worried about photographs and videos.
What I saw was a disturbance.
Okay.
And the last one: 2-2.
I was a master at fixing mail-in ballots.
John Levine.
I'm starting to like that guy.
I've been very dubious to him from day one because he used to be a lefty and did a hit piece on me.
But go back to the top.
A top Democratic operative says voter fraud, especially with mail-in ballots, is no myth.
And he knows this because he's been doing it on a grand scale for decades.
Mail-in ballots have become the latest flashpoint in the 2020 elections.
While President Trump and the GOP warn of widespread manipulation of the absentee vote that will swell with COVID polling restrictions, many Democrats and their media allies have dismissed such concerns as unfounded.
But the political insider who spoke on condition of anonymity, wait a minute, John Levine's gay.
I think he fucks, I think he gets all the insides from the gays.
So this guy's probably gay.
And he said it in bed.
And then John Levine said, this is so, you've got to tell me more.
And he goes, I'll do it on anonymity if you blow me.
And he said, fine, fuck.
But the political insider, blah, blah, blah, said fraud is more the rule than the exception.
His dirty work has taken him through the weeds of municipal and federal elections, blah, blah, blah.
Some of the biggest names and highest office holders in New Jersey have benefited from his tricks, according to campaign records the Post reviewed.
That's juicy.
So this notion that election fraud is a myth and Trump is lying when he says the election is stolen, I just gave you, what, 15 examples?
You can show those to your liberal friends.
Yeah, we skipped a lot.
We did?
Well, we skipped a lot in general.
Oh, this is my favorite one.
Wait, did I not write that down?
No, you have it under...
This is my favorite one, but you skipped ahead.
Oh.
I'm wondering what's going on here.
I love this because he gives a ballot the finger.
Really?
Trump.
Trump.
Fucking Trump.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck you.
Fucking Trump.
Trump.
Fucking Trump.
Trump.
What's off a ballot?
What the fuck you?
He just gave a ballot the finger.
Fuck you.
You know what?
Fuck this.
I'm not.
I'm not enough.
At the very least, he doesn't look like a very calm, cool, and collected counter, does he?
No.
Yeah, that was my fave example, right?
So what do they have in store for us?
They have in store.
Let's take some calls.
But they have in store for us the gulags.
AOC said, let's make a list of everyone who supported Trump so we can do what to them?
What are you going to do to us, AOC?
Re-educate us?
Go to 2-3.
Is this telling?
Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?
I foresee decent probability of many deleted tweets, blah, blah, blah.
Yes, we are.
We are the Trump Accountability Project.
Every administrator, staffer, campaign staffer, Bundle, who represents, we should turn that project into our LinkedIn and only work with people on that blacklist.
What's your plan with us?
Because we heard the Bernie bros say that we should be sent to re-education camps.
That wasn't a hyperbole.
They said it quite literally.
Should we be imprisoned?
Remember what he said?
He said, we have to teach these Nazis to not be Nazis.
And then 2-4, they want to keep a list of us.
We're seeing your true colors, because that's why I love you.
Now, don't be afraid to let them show your true colors.
True colors.
I'm usually pretty bad at singing, but I thought that was very nice.
It was adorable.
Let's hear you if you think you're so much better than me.
Do the Don't Be Afraid.
I don't know that song as well.
So don't be afraid.
I know time after time.
Okay, let's try time after time.
When you're lost in your love, then you will find it.
Oh my God, are you joking?
Time after time.
I will be waiting.
It's A-flat.
When you're lost in your love, then you will find it.
Oh, my God.
I'm better at music.
I will be waiting.
Time after time.
Ow.
Time after time.
That's soothing.
The other one hurt.
Establish a new task force on online harassment and abuse to focus on the connection between mass shootings.
So again, five months of writing didn't happen.
So don't worry about Antifa.
But Proud Boys made a Pepe meme.
And that's linked to mass shootings and extremism and violence against women.
So let's establish a new task force.
Minority report.
Minority report.
And it's more big tech censorship than big tech could ever dream of.
This is British stuff.
This is where the police come to your door because you made a Nelson Mandela joke.
And then there's this guy, sorry, my last link for the whole show, 2.5.
He talks about a map.
I'm the map.
I'm the map.
I'm the map.
I'm the map.
It's a Dora the Explorer song.
Yes, it is.
Why do you know that?
Because I had a little cousin.
He loved Dora.
Understand there.
So users will be able to see every neighbor who financially donated to Republicans.
They already built this, but it got taken down.
It was called like Trump.watch or something.
We will then be encouraging users to aggressively but non-violently confront these people.
No safety for fascist enablers.
I just thought you said it was non-violent.
And then Whoever way of the world is says, understand they are building a violently anti-white narrative tied to this election.
Even if you don't like Trump, this will ultimately affect you.
So I think I've done a pretty good job of explaining that it looks like we lost.
We're going to keep fighting.
We're right.
There was fraud.
It was stolen.
But right isn't 100% of the picture anymore.
We are boxers in a corrupt league.
Basically boxers in New York in 1982 when the mob ran.
So we can take a couple calls.
Let me just find out if my house is burning down.
So fucking Joe, Pizza Joe, sent me that pizza.
There was no frozen things in it.
Frozen what?
Like the little discs, the dry ice things.
Oh.
Dry ice packs.
People keep sending me texts.
We won.
This is bullshit.
Come on, guys.
The Astros won the World Series.
They cheated.
Did they still get...
Are they still listed as the winners of the World Series?
Yes.
That's actually one of my favorite analogies.
I stole it.
But they banged on garbage cans.
They cheated.
They read signs from the pitcher.
The catcher, sorry.
And they won.
Wow, that first painting is real?
Yeah, that's their official thing that's on Twitter.
Hillary Clinton reposted this.
That is so Soviet.
Dude, it's so Yeah, that's nuts.
Yeah All hail China Okay Bob is on the line I you'd for apples once go ahead Jim Jordan joke Alright,
so my question is You're gonna die.
You know you're gonna die, right?
You're charging into battle, guns blazing, die with your boots on.
You pick a song that you're gonna die too.
What's your song?
That's easy.
God Flash Street Cleaner.
Alright, if you care, check out Gravel Walk by the Rogues.
That's my dad's song.
Okay, thanks for calling.
Mine's gonna be way better.
You want to hear his first or yours first?
I don't care.
Okay.
Let's see the obsolete one first.
So this looks his whole fucking album.
Oh, yeah.
I guess Deadhead is the song I was thinking of.
Okay.
So the album is Street Cleaner, God Flesh, Dead Head.
And I've always thought it'd be a great song for Satan to play if he's flying over the country, which I guess he is right now.
Doing a great job.
Satan, you nailed this election.
Congratulations.
That's the real winner here.
Come on, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Everyone over the hill now.
And this is why I talk to vets like Piers.
Because I've kind of been there too.
All right, let's hear his gay shit jam.
Gay shit jam coming up.
Two thumbs way down already.
Is that such a bad place?
I'm doing so good so far.
Okay, let me play a song.
Enough with the sound effects.
Is it just bagpipes?
That's awesome, dude.
You're right, I'm wrong.
You know, another great song to die to would be Desperacidos.
What's that song again?
Not the fucking Biden jump.
Despacito.
With a D, Desperacidos.
One, two, three, one, two, three.
You know what it...
I remember we had it on the show once.
City of the Hill.
No.
No?
It's their biggest hit.
It should be the first one that comes up.
That was the first one.
Let's see.
One, two, three, one, two, three, two, doo-dun-dun-dun-dun.
Nyingo flow?
Two years ago.
Manchawao?
Mano Chow is a band.
Oh.
Desperacito band.
I don't know.
I know what song you're talking about, and it ruled.
City on the Hill.
Okay, Anonymous.
Try that one.
Greater Omaha.
That album looks familiar, right?
That's the album.
Okay.
Me and My Wife and the Ladder.
Yeah.
Let's go to that whole album.
Like, if you, it should be the first thing that comes up for them.
Maybe it's just money?
Yeah.
Happiest person.
Oh, Mañana.
That's it.
Mañana.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a great jam.
I made a whole video of that in my head where the singer gets up there, but someone jumps up from the crown and takes over the whole song and the band beats away.
And he keeps coming back up and he's all bloodied.
And he's the one who sings the whole song.
And the singer is like this hunk who's all pissed.
I just want them to suffer.
Well, they're not.
Let's do another call.
Let's try to make it about the election if we can, folks.
That's why we're doing this emergency show.
Claire.
Hey, so should Joe Biden become the next president?
What happens to Hunter Biden, and how soon does that happen?
Immediately and nothing.
He will not be prosecuted.
It will get dropped.
Remember, the laptop was on the FBI's desk.
Joe Biden pushed it off and it was gone.
Then, you know, Ukraine tried to investigate him.
Biden did quid pro call when it was gone.
Hunter's good.
Hunter's fine.
He may OD.
I'm sure his dad would be happy about that.
And then it becomes just like Bo, my sad son.
But he's going to disappear and so will the case.
Okay.
I was thinking he would OD immediately.
Yeah, I don't know.
He doesn't matter anymore.
Like, that's the beauty of Joe in control.
Now, Trump still has, what, November, December, and some of January to change the world.
I don't know if he will.
But yeah, I'm not optimistic about Hunter getting prosecuted.
I mean, we all know what he did, but that doesn't matter anymore.
And that's another thing about these lefties, too, is you ask them about Hunter Biden, and they go, who?
Thanks for calling.
I'm going to breeze through these.
Okay, Mark.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Hooru.
Hooru!
Hey, hey.
Um.
So, my wife is a lawyer.
My wife?
I'm asking her.
Is she also a dude?
Why aren't there more lawyers who are fighting for this corruption shit that's going on?
Why aren't there more attorneys out there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on?
They all signed up to back the law, but I don't see anybody backing the law.
Yeah, great point.
And I think it's because law school is just more of this K through 12 NYU brainwashing bullshit.
I mean, they have law schools where you don't have, if you're doing like criminal law, you don't have to attend the classes where they talk about rape law because you might find that traumatizing.
So this SJW shit has permeated not just law school, but lawyers and judges.
The whole justice system is a social justice system.
But I will say, our man, Ron Coleman, he's not allowed to talk on the show, but he is out there in Philly prosecuting these people for all of this fraud.
But it's not the norm.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see the people on TV doing it, but it just seems like me not being a lawyer, I'm like, man, I think I need to go to law school to fucking fight this shit.
Yeah, and I've heard a lot of that recently.
I've heard a lot of non-political, thanks for calling, by the way.
I've heard a lot of non-political people saying, I want to go volunteer for this guy or that guy.
I want to save this country.
Oh, and I'm glad you brought that up because that's what I wanted to mention.
This is the silver lining of this whole thing.
Five years ago, six years ago, pre-Trump, you didn't know what the death tax was.
You didn't know what capital gains tax was.
You didn't know what our debt to China was or tariffs were.
We were all kind of, I mean, we knew the basics.
We knew the Senate and the House and passing a bill, whatever.
But we didn't know the semantics.
We didn't know the intricacies.
We didn't know how corrupt they were.
And now we do.
So it's sort of like me too with Hollywood or Ricky Gervais even doing the awards show.
Take that on a grand scale, where what Ricky Gervais did to Hollywood that one night, where he said, these are all clowns.
Why are we looking at them like they're royalty?
Trump did that with Hollywood, sorry, with politics.
He went in there and said, this is just a big DMV.
This is all a swamp.
These people are incompetent.
They don't know what they're doing.
Fuck them all.
Stop revering them.
Your representatives have not been representing you.
They've been ripping you off.
And that is a beautiful wake-up call to most of America.
So I think the good news about him is that he politicized a lot of apolitical people and got us to care about this country.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
And this man has red-pilled half the country.
And these were working class people who didn't have time to care.
They were too busy surveying the construction of a skyscraper.
And now they also care what happens to their tax dollars.
And that's a great thing.
See a lot of people not trusting the GOP anymore either.
They're like, you know, fuck the GOP.
Yeah, he woke us up to the corruption of the GOP.
We used to think you're right or left.
Now we're like, I don't even like the right.
Fuck you all.
Fuck you all.
That's what Kumiya was saying.
I tried to get him on the show, but he's having dinner right now.
But he said, I think Trump should just go, well, I tried to save you.
I did my best, and you told me to fuck off.
So go fuck yourself.
Yeah.
Anthony says, no more Fox News.
He's like, I'll watch some clips, but you can kiss my asserfe.
I talked to him occasionally, but he would never go public on anything like that.
You hear that thing that Trump was talking about doing like a Trump TV, and he's taking Hannity and Tucker with him?
Yeah.
I would never be mad.
People go, so Trump's new plan is a new Fox News.
That's real.
You'll never know.
You're going to be on it.
You never know.
Yeah, sure.
You never know.
You can be like, you're really funny.
I don't know why they don't like you.
Listen, they said the same thing about me.
They say, racist, bad guy, and you're a good guy.
You're a funny guy.
I like this pirate ship, too.
Like, I don't know.
We have 20,000 viewers, 2 million bucks.
I don't really want to sell.
Yeah, no, no, don't.
I hear if you get up to like 3.6 million gross, you can sell for 10 times annum.
That impresses me.
But then what do I do?
I leave?
So then I'm working for someone else doing my own show when I could have just made my own money?
Yeah, why would they buy it if it wasn't coming back?
Why would they buy it if I'm going to leave?
Yeah.
So they probably have golden handcuffs and say, we're paying you for this, but you can't leave for 10 years.
I'll just make the money myself for 10 years.
Thank you.
All right, let's take another call.
We've got to go soon.
Okay.
Sterile, gay porn.
This doesn't sound like it involves.
That wasn't gay porn, but it was why I'm gay for you guys.
Oh, good.
Go ahead.
So anyhow, I just wanted to kind of fan out and tell you guys how much I appreciated your election coverage.
I can't, absolutely can't stand the mainstream anymore.
And even tonight, I'm trying to watch college football and they're button in and taking all the games off to go this fake congratulations speech.
Ah, for fuck's sake.
And isn't it weird, though, how you talk to, like you talk to people on the right, and you're like, they know about the child sniffing and they know about the voter fraud.
You can deny that the voter fraud is a big deal and you can say it's not that many votes.
I get that.
But they haven't even heard of it.
And I'm just like, well, I can't talk to you if you haven't heard of the child sniffing or the voter fraud.
Like if you haven't heard of the 139,000 votes that were all Biden, why are we talking and why do you give a shit about any of this?
Because you clearly don't.
Yeah.
And in the end, what really matters to me here is that, I mean, it pisses me off that Trump's probably not going to be in office, but our system seems irreparably broken all of a sudden.
I mean, what are we going to do going forward for voting?
I mean, how are you going to trust anything in the future?
Yeah, that's the million-dollar, maybe the trillion-dollar question is, like, why vote in the future now?
We'd need a Republican, a conservative to get in there and start revamping the system.
That might not happen until fucking 2028.
So, like, why vote in 2024?
Why bother?
I don't know.
I missed one point.
I was fanning out.
I enjoyed you guys' show so much that that night I dreamt that we were all ticking in the studio, and I told you we were all good friends and having Budweiser.
Dude, we are.
We are all good friends, and we are drinking Budweiser.
Cheers.
I feel that way, man.
I was happy watching that show the other night.
I mean, you ended it good.
Regardless, whatever.
It was a good time.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, pal.
Later, dude.
Have a good one.
Is there a finite number of calls?
I cheer up for sad things.
I cheer up for happy things.
There's a finite number.
Yeah, sure.
There's 20.
It's going to be a little rough, but we're not getting through that.
Let's try to speed it up.
Okay.
We got Kevin.
Kevin.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, Darling.
Hey, last time you said you think I wanted to fuck you, but I don't.
My friend Erin does.
She says you make her moister than an oyster when you wear suits.
Yikesies.
Oh, that's nice.
Where's she from?
Indiana.
I'll eat your ass.
Is she a brunette?
Yeah, but she's married.
Well, let's get her husband and my wife on a plane and clip the brakes.
It's not a joke.
Thanks for calling, man.
I love sounds Hispanic.
Just by the name and the hair?
Yeah.
All right, we got Charlie.
Almost got fired, got in trouble.
It was brief, and he didn't stop by.
What?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
I'm on.
You're on.
All right.
So, I work at a craft store.
Michael's?
Kind of gay, but it's 11 an hour.
And I can do right now.
But I work in the warehouse.
And there's this fucking kid.
Well, he's not a kid.
He's 20.
And he's balding, 5'3.
Ooh.
Which, sorry, Ryan, that's pretty gay.
I'm not 5'3 ⁇ .
Fuckface.
And I have tons of hair.
Go ahead.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
But anyway.
That dude's got to get in a band or start dealing coke like today.
And oh, I'm, by the way, I'm 6'1, 215 pounds.
I was 270.
Lost mad weight over quarantine.
Did your weight loss trick of burn more calories than you take in?
And so anyway, so he always like talks down to me and shit, and I'm a bigger guy.
I could easily fucking look.
But I wasn't going to because I liked my job.
But so one day, I'm like pushing a dolly of boxes, and he fucking steps in front of me.
And I don't know, like, I'm like, excuse me?
And he's like, no, you can wait.
And then he fucking steps in front of me blatantly when I try to go around him.
So I slam the dolly into his shins.
So he throws down all my boxes.
So I get in his face.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you going to do?
And then he pushes me.
And I want like Haymaker, one punch.
He falls on his ass.
And then I'm ready to fight him.
And then he's just like, you're lucky no one saw that.
And I go, motherfucker, you're lucky I hit you once.
And then it's done.
Our conflict is settled.
And I go in the break room and he's writing a letter to the manager saying that, like, hell, I'm so mean to him all the time.
And then the managers call me in.
My manager's like a veteran and stuff, so he understood.
And I'm like, this kid keeps disrespecting me.
And then he pushes me and throws down my boxes.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do in that situation.
So we both got like warnings and everything was fine.
But now, like, he treats me like a fucking god now.
The only shit he talks is behind my back.
And like, like, I think you said once, or knowing you probably, like, 37 times, if someone's talking behind my back, like, I don't give a fuck.
Because, like, if you don't have the courage to say it's my face, it doesn't mean anything to me.
Yeah.
But, yeah, so then he, but now he, like, treats me like I'm a fucking god.
And he, like, says, good night, good morning, and I'm just like, okay.
And he says, please, and thank you.
And, like, my mom was mad at me.
But, like, no one else, everyone else is like, good.
This is like something out of the Nature Channel.
How old are you, by the way?
17.
Oh, okay.
So I'm going to say, move out.
You sound like you're 21.
But that's great.
Yeah, you took care of business.
And it's so true.
I had some jogger jog by me today, and then he stares at me as he's jogging by.
And then he keeps looking, and then he takes his mask off and keeps looking.
And that was his idea of intimidation.
And I mentioned at the beginning of the show, and I'm like, either say, fuck you, or I want to fight or I want to argue, or I don't hear it.
I don't feel it.
It's irrelevant.
You know?
Yeah.
And that kid's like that, too.
Like, today, I took out like three, probably around 200-pound pieces of furniture to one car.
And the lady's very nice.
It's a Christian store.
So most, they're like 90% of them are nice Trump Christians and the other 10% are lesbians.
But so, yeah.
So she gives me a five.
And I'm like, thank you.
It's unexpected.
And he's bringing in carts and he's like, actually, you're not supposed to take tips.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Flight attendants aren't supposed to take tips.
That doesn't mean they don't take them.
Go fuck yourself.
And yeah, my only regret in this scenario is that he didn't hit me back after I knocked him down.
Because then I would have been able to actually do some damage.
No, that's not a good regret.
You did a great job.
He's had the first punch of his life.
And you changed the trajectory of his life forever.
He might even start getting pussy now.
There's two kinds of people, and he's definitely never been punched before that.
So you birthed him.
You're his mother now.
All right, we gotta go.
Thanks for watching.
You're my prison bitch.
You're not a nice person.
I disagree.
I'll even kiss the men.
I won't like it.
Oh, it's good.
You know what I just realized?
What's that?
It's me so sad not having that guy around.
That's exactly.
Like, I remember George W. Bush and all his malapropisms and his fucking the English language up the ass every time he opened his mouth.
Fool me once.
Shame on me.
Fool me.
Another.
Won't get fooled again.
We're going to have four years of that.
No more of like, I'll kiss the guys.
I think we're going to get way more.
You got to be proud of your boys.
I think we're going to get way more.
Unbridled.
Unbridled.
Doobes.
I'm smoking a dubiosity.
Broker.
What's up, bro?
Broker Backer Mountainer?
Hello?
Hello.
Hey, I can explain how to get around taxes.
I can't believe you don't know how to do this.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, it's very simple.
You need to have one person who's not in your family that you know, who you trust, and all you have to do is deposit money in a company, an LLC, and then they're going to wire that money to a foreign country.
And then you have a currency swap contract where they invest it, and they can give it right back to you, wire it back, and then when they give it to you, it's non-taxable.
Is it counted as a gift?
So when it comes out that way, it's simply a payment.
I'm in law school, and first off, everything you said about law school is totally true, and that's how I'm paying for law school is like you can get people around taxes legally because everyone did it before the Panama papers.
And then when the Panama papers came out, everyone from the EU cracked down on all these cliché countries, like the Virgin Islands and stuff.
And so you can't do the same thing anymore.
And so that's why you have to find an African country, and you can do the exact same thing.
An African country.
So you said?
Yes.
Yeah, and you have to have a currency exchange contract.
You're cutting out.
Thanks for calling.
Maybe we could get Mr. Ibu to help us.
The Bank of Money.
He went to the College of Education.
That's real, by the way.
And he also worked at a factory that produced crates.
That's also true.
Bill.
Hello, Bill.
Hello, Javin Ryan.
Hello, what's up?
Hey, it's me and my fiancé here.
We're living in very liberal New Jersey.
We're both teachers.
Wanted to call and say that we support you guys.
My fiancé is not a fan of the past few calls you guys have had.
But we wanted to say, too, that we're seeing the curriculum change in our schools.
And they took out the Constitution and the American Revolution.
Yeah, those are irrelevant.
Like, what's so great about the...
What even happened there?
Like, why is that relevant to American history?
Well, you know, we're getting worried about Civil War with this whole thing, depending on how this works.
Well, let's take the Civil War out of the curriculum then, and you won't have to worry about it anymore.
What was that?
I'm sorry.
I said, let's take the Civil War out of the students' curriculum, and then you won't have to worry about it anymore.
That's my remember.
I was talking to a producer.
Thanks for calling.
I was talking to a producer at Fox News, and I think I've told this story before, but I said, and by the way, thanks for implying that I repeat my stories.
I said, I found this smoking gun about what happens in college.
You're not going to fucking believe this.
They did this.
And he goes, Yeah, we know.
You know what?
College is a lost cause.
We're not interested in college anymore.
Our new focus is K through 12.
And that is where America is getting destroyed, K through 12.
Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
I'm not saying the teachers who just called in are part of that conspiracy.
They're clearly not if they're listening to this show and they're not excited about the death of the Constitution.
But this is like the reason Antifa can fall for this shit and spit in a cop's face is because from kindergarten right through to high school, they've been told that this country sucks and there's fascism and Black Lives Matter just trying to stop blacks being killed.
And you end up believing that shit, so it makes them easy puns.
Anyway, I got to go.
Let's do one more call.
Okay.
Spencer.
Yo, how you doing, boys?
Yo, what's up?
So I'm thinking about this whole thing, and it's like, I don't know why anybody's surprised at what's going on.
Like, this was the plan the whole time.
The Democrats, all they had to do was fake just enough votes to cause chaos in the country.
It's not like they had to fake millions of votes.
They just had to make it close enough to say, no, Biden won.
Biden won no matter what.
We're calling the states.
He won.
He won.
And then everybody else who disagrees with it's a conspiracy theorist.
So it's like, not only was this just their plan to disrupt the whole election, it's like a twofold thing because now it's demoralized all the normie Trump voters, like people who are Trump because they understand that he's great for the country.
Like they've demoralized them completely to the point where it's like, fuck this.
I'm not voting anymore.
I'm not doing any of this shit.
You guys are all fake.
Only the diehard patriots and the people who actually love this country are fighting for it.
And you really see how many there actually are.
And it's kind of scary how much we're lacking in all that.
Like Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona, they're not separated by hundreds of thousands of votes.
They're only separated by like, you know, I think the last time I saw Arizona, it was like a couple thousand votes, like four or five thousand votes.
So really, nationwide, you would only have to fake 300,000 votes in key battleground states and counties, and you won the election.
So it's like, they're brushing all this dumb shit off about, oh, there's dead voters, there's whatever, there's, you know, people who didn't actually voter voting, late ballots coming in.
But it's only a couple thousand.
Those couple thousand are determining the election.
So it's a lot easier to control just a small amount of fake votes than it is nationwide, you know, corruption.
Yep, great point.
Great point.
Thanks for calling.
And the beauty of that, too, is you now have the media on your side.
So when it gets disproven with this, what do we have?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten examples of voter fraud.
When it gets disproven with any of these examples, the media has already changed the whole narrative.
Like people always say, well, there's the law and there's the people.
And if the people, it doesn't matter if the people are against something.
No.
People are against free speech.
So they censor people and they get them kicked off social media.
My speech would still stand up in a court of law.
But because I'm banned from all social media, that's all that matters.
And I've always said, like, if the world was okay with murder, if America didn't really mind murder and they thought, oh, you probably have it coming, you can have cops, you can have them arrest people.
I mean, we see this in the hood.
In the hood, they don't really mind murder.
And 75% of black on black crime does not get investigated because it's just kind of accepted.
So you can have the laws, but it's really what the people believe.
And as of today, the people believe Biden won.
Now, we're going to keep fighting.
We're going to prove them wrong.
But they're going to go, no, fuck you.
He won.
Now, a lot are asking, what's your, like, you've showed your no video.
You've showed your victory video.
What if there was no resolution?
Because that's kind of where we are right now.
I mean, we're saying Trump won.
We're saying America's accepted that he lost.
And we're somewhere in the middle, I guess.
So we should probably show them.
Ryan?
The no answer video.
Oh, of course.
Sad.
Pulling up someone calling Bill de Blasio a fan.
Did you see that?
Okay, cool.
Of course I did.
Everyone has.
But this is our stance on there being no solution whatsoever.
Let's go full screen on that.
Relax.
I guess we'll see tomorrow.
Maybe we'll know tomorrow.
We got to get laughs for those shoots in the future.
Yeah.
But yeah, we all know Trump won.
We all know Biden will be president.
We're going to keep fighting.
We're never going to stop because it's just what we do.
Woodchucks Chuck Wood.
We fight against this bullshit, socialist, lie culture that we're living in, where we're told we suck, where we're told we should be ashamed, where incompetent losers like AOC try to come up with economic plans that cost people $620,000
per household.
No, we're not having that.
You clearly cheated.
You won, in a sense, because we think cheating is immoral.
You think losing is immoral.
That's tough.
But we've dealt with this before.
We've been fighting Islam for thousands of years, and they feel the same way, where they must win at all costs via Tikiyah.
And we're cursed with the morality of Christianity.
But we're going to keep going, and we will win in the end.
You know that to be true.
But if Satan is stepping into the foreground, let's fucking meet him there and kick him in the nuts.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Make it last day.
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