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Nov. 6, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E34 - THIS IS AFRICA [2020-11-06 - S03E34 - THIS IS AFRICA]

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	Looking for my Johnny Question Who was that?
	Why was that?
	Yemi Adaled.
	Yemi Alade.
	Oh, Alade.
	Alade.
	That song is Johnny.
	My mom whoops.
	My wife sings that to Johnny, my son, all the time.
	Looking for my Johnny.
	This was a number one song in Nigeria.
	And because America has become a shithole where our elections are about as reliable as Zimbabwe's, we have Mugabe as the dictator today, tonight, this episode, a live episode,
	is dedicated to Africa.
	We are living in Africa now.
	Elections don't matter.
	Why are you vote?
	Why bother?
	So later on we will have our favorite Nigerian comedian, Mr. Ubu.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Well, you're doing a good job.
	And then they eat the poo-poo.
	So we're going to be eating the poo-poo.
	And this one is eating the poo-poo all over the place.
	Again, every time I see that, I think, how is not one person laughing in the audience?
	They have American reporters there.
	To eat the poo-poo!
	Oh, he said it.
	It's his thing.
	Yeah, that's his business.
	That's his satisfaction.
	That's his L's bells.
	The toad to Dinesh is what that is to that guy.
	And here's the funny thing about that.
	It's not true.
	There may have been A gay porn that involved feces.
	I mean, there's tons of disgusting shit out there.
	But gay porn generally, and I'm not a huge aficionado, but I imagine it's men fucking each other in the buns, smoking each other's hogs.
	I would wager that out of maybe 1 million gay porns, right?
	Yes.
	Maybe like seven would involve the poo-poo, where they eat the poo-poo.
	Maybe they eat the ass, but straight porn has a lot of ass eating.
	Speaking of porn, today's book is a fun book.
	I'm not sure how much I can show you of this.
	This is Terry World.
	Terry Richardson.
	This is back before we became Africa.
	Terry Richardson is a fashion photographer who would take pornographic pictures, and he was a very sexual, masculine, although we think he would fuck the odd dude guy.
	I wrote the foreword for this book with the editor of Purple, Olivier Zahn.
	Look, he's written, Dear Gavin, start fucking.
	Thank you for being.
	I love you, Terry Richardson.
	Olivier Zahn, he's the editor of that fashion magazine, Purple.
	And we were writing it together, and I'm just like, Olivier, you're being so pretentious that you're not speaking English.
	I know you're French, but like, this is garbage.
	So I had to sort of rewrite all his parts.
	You know, fashion is so much...
	There's so much absolute fucking bullshit in it.
	Anyway, that's a fun interview.
	One of my favorite things about Terry's photos is the imperfections.
	I like seeing a zit on a girl's ass.
	I think everyone does.
	It reminds me of that Thomas Jefferson quote, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would want unknown to the whole world.
	You can see I've been saying the same shit for a long time.
	And then Olivier's on.
	Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life.
	What?
	His pictures demonstrate how life and desire and sex are stronger than the typical visual construction the fashion industry insists on.
	He's just saying what I said in a faggy way.
	He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
	I wish I had that.
	Well, get it.
	I will.
	Anyway, most of these pictures are pornographic.
	Oh, look.
	There's a handicapped kids that we had in Vice.
	Some people say I made him.
	That's stupid.
	That's like saying that Trump is a reality star.
	If you know him from Vice, then you just...
	There is Johnny Knox.
	Oh, he's got his penis out.
	Can't show you that.
	If you know him from Vice, then that's just a tiny, tiny part of his career.
	I think I paid him $600 for our covers.
	He was making like a quarter million a shoot.
	He was making $6 million a year.
	And then what happened?
	Then he got me too'd unjustly.
	And that ruined his career.
	He went down from like $6 million a year to like, I don't know, $500,000, had to fire.
	I'm never going to financially recover from this.
	And it was not because he was a sexist or a rapist or anything.
	It's because he got laid a lot and loved it.
	Look at this.
	I'm going to try to not show you him getting a blowjob.
	Well, that's kind of hard to resist.
	I mean, mix, but.
	That's me on my 30th birthday.
	You're not adorable.
	With the Hulk Fist?
	Yeah.
	The Hulk Fist?
	That's how old I am almost.
	I had a great outfit.
	I'm also stepping on my penis in this book.
	Ouch.
	Oh, this is bringing back a lot of memories.
	How are you stepping on your own penis?
	That's how big it is.
	Oh.
	There's a vice cover.
	We got my friend's Porsche, and we just had Hot Chicks wash it.
	Oh, there I am.
	And then just a mob of Puerto Ricans showed up.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	When you have sexy.
	Of course, he doesn't think anything's wrong with that.
	He loves his Puerto Rican.
	It was so weird that he got, you know, all this sexist Me Too shit because so much of his stuff was naked men.
	He even had a picture.
	I just passed it.
	I won't show you where he has jizz all over his face.
	Like, it was a different time, New York, in the early aughts, where, you know, you could be ugly and gross and funny and experiment and be offensive.
	And there'd be, you know, like Sid Vicious with the swastika.
	That wasn't, that had nothing to do with denying the Holocaust.
	Not everything had to be so fucking political.
	It could be risque and confusing.
	Like, look at this.
	This is an awesome picture of him where he's eating out a girl and it's his mustache.
	But yeah, here I am.
	Ready?
	NSFW coming up.
	Ready, everyone?
	Oh, okay.
	That's how you do it.
	Yeah.
	That's how you stand on your own dick.
	Now that's how you stand on your own dick.
	Now that's what I call standing on your own dick.
	Son, you gotta be a man.
	Stand up on your own dick.
	That's my dad used to always say, are you the man or the mouse boy?
	Squeak up.
	Should we call him?
	Sure.
	Let's give him a call.
	Johnny boy, Johnny boy.
	You gotta be proud of you, boys.
	Question.
	My mom's gonna answer and dominate the call.
	Fuck.
	I'm just kidding.
	Hi, honey.
	Hi, mom.
	How are you?
	Uh, we're we're okay.
	Kyle's right here.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm putting you on speaker.
	Oh, you gotta left another on the show.
	Legally.
	Okay.
	Hey, you guys are on the show.
	I'm doing the show live now.
	You're kidding me?
	Oh, my God.
	But I haven't even had my hair done.
	Well, we're calling because people...
	Yeah, we can't see your hair.
	But people are asking Jimmy McInnes' opinion about the election.
	Oh, for God's sake.
	Everyone.
	He's going to...
	He's going to his fourth Budweiser.
	It's going to be absolute crap.
	It's okay.
	It's nonsense.
	Put him on.
	I'll tell you, about speaking to the American voters, this is nonsense.
	We have, I can't believe America is voting for a Sano crook.
	Do you think it's rigged?
	Do you think the elections are fake?
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	I don't know how many...
	I think there's more people voted in Arizona than there are live people in Arizona.
	How many people who are voting for Biden are dead people?
	Who the fuck would vote for Biden if he went dead?
	Well, maybe they can relate.
	Maybe they have a lot in common with him.
	They have a lot in common because they're all corpses.
	So what if Trump has, you know, an investigation and then we discover that there was election fraud and we do a recount.
	Georgia's already talking about a recount.
	Well, of course.
	The thing that I, well, when will Americans understand that this Trump Russia nonsense was crap?
	It didn't exist.
	When will they realize that CNN, mainstream media, are a bunch of fucking Marxist crap?
	I don't know.
	I think they're a Marxist crap, but it's also just a PR firm.
	They're all activists.
	They have nothing to do with the truth.
	They find out that a Proud Boy was stabbed.
	They go find them doing the OK symbol and say it was Black Lives Matter reacting to Zeke Hiles.
	I mean, it's always the...
	They're a bunch of fucking white extremists.
	They're a white privileged bunch of guys led by a black Cuban.
	Well, Kumia, Anthony Kumia was pointing out that the social media and these activists and big tech, they've been sabotaging this election for four years, slowly censoring people like me and Milo and anyone who might give Trump a fair chance.
	They've been getting rid of us for a long time now, and now the narrative of the stupid Nazi shit can live free because we can't defend ourselves.
	When will the American public wake up to understand that mainstream media is their enemy?
	I think we're 50% there.
	It has to happen soon.
	Okay, Dad, last question before we hang up here.
	What does Drik mean?
	Drik, it means it's wet.
	And it's really...
	It's like what happens when you have this.
	It's not rain.
	It's kind of a smurm.
	A smurm, we call it in Scotland.
	But it gets all wet.
	It gets into every fucking piece of your clothing.
	And it's miserable.
	Okay, thanks, Dad.
	I like how, you know, like the Eskimos have a hundred words for snow, the Scots have a thousand words for rain.
	But he's such an angry Scotsman that you're asking him just like a question about rain.
	He goes, and it's this mist.
	And it's...
	No, let me get his accent right.
	Sorry, hold on.
	How are you, Mama?
	It's this mist that penetrates everything around you.
	And it gets in your clothes.
	And it fucking gets in your face.
	It's crap.
	You put him right back to it, like a war flashback.
	I can say, like, Dad, what's the difference between a bee and a wasp?
	A wasp is a tiny little fucking shithead of a bug that will stab you.
	It can sting you again and again.
	When a bee stings you, it's just once and then it's dead.
	But a wasp will never tire of making your life miserable.
	It's like that old saying, it's not difficult to differentiate between a sunset and a Scotsman in a bad mood.
	So yeah, we have so much to talk about tonight with all this fraud.
	The reason that we're live is because there's a snowball's chance in hell that we might find out something.
	I didn't want to pre-record it.
	And then President Trump is shot after he's declared president.
	And you're watching a show where we're like, I wonder what's going to happen.
	But, I mean, if you go to Politico, that's been my favorite place to go.
	Politico, as far as the results, and it's the same old fucking 216, 264, 214, again and again.
	But there's so much weird shit going on.
	So let's dive into it, shall we?
	Oh, I sent you this in a separate email.
	So I just did Newsmax.
	Can you find that?
	Oh, the actual...
	Yeah, I sent you a picture.
	I'm on this MAGA Dad's chat in my neighborhood.
	And these guys, they send you a picture of an article.
	I'm like, thanks.
	But Ryan, now you're just as bad.
	Find the actual thing.
	Let me see here.
	I can do it.
	You need to do it because here in Africa, when you do something on YouTube and it has me on it, I am an enemy of the state.
	So the state takes it away.
	Oh, yeah, this is a really good clip.
	It's worth watching in the beginning.
	It is not, generally speaking, unruly, but fires have been started and there's a crowd that is relishing that.
	But what we see here is essentially an increasing mob-like scene of self-proclaimed pool watchers who say that they want to get access to the building.
	So many of them have rushed into the building here.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Let me get this straight.
	MSNBS wants us all to believe that buildings and businesses being torched by BLM and Antifa over the summer, well, those are peaceful protests.
	But folks outside a counting center demanding integrity and transparency in the vote, that constitutes a mob.
	Right.
	Gavin McGinnis, host of Censored TVs, Get Off My Lawn, founder of the Proud Boys, joining us now to make sense of all of this.
	Since when did demanding integrity and transparency from your government constitute a mob?
	I think the mistake you're making is you're assuming that the media now reports the news.
	The mainstream media is a PR firm.
	They work for the DNC and they will spin anything.
	They can ignore fucking writing and focus on, well, what if probably?
	Go to some rich black kids take.
	This is why they called me.
	They said, we're going to talk about this article.
	This is a separate email.
	It's in the same email as that Newsmax thing.
	Okay, gotcha.
	I lost it.
	Go.
	I don't know, dude.
	I had to click the thing.
	Terry's sitting over there like, nigga, is this what you do every night?
	You got to deal with this shit?
	And I'm like, yeah, Terry, where you been, motherfucker?
	It was in a different email.
	This is it?
	No, shithead.
	It's in the same email.
	The newsmax picture is the only thing.
	Okay, we'll look another email around then.
	Okay, got more shit.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So some rich black kids take.
	This is some overeducated black kid named Brandon Tensley.
	Again, when you read a lot of these articles, look up the author and you'll notice you're looking at a child.
	Like that black woman who was impaled by black thugs.
	That was Megan Sheets.
	And as we discussed yesterday, she's an infant.
	She's fresh out of college.
	This kid's fresh out of college, worked at Slate for an hour, and because he's black, boom, he's ahead of CNN.
	But when you read this, you go, wait a minute.
	I didn't even have to look up the author because it's so clear he just got out of college by the way he writes.
	This reads like a college newspaper.
	You ready for this?
	Millions of white voters are once again showing who they are.
	And spoiler, you're supposed to say spoiler alert.
	It's not really that great for America, but in particular for black and brown people.
	The miasmic uncertainty hang over the 2020 presidential election is hundreds of thousands of legal votes, blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, this is my favorite part, third paragraph.
	For one thing, despite four years of President Donald Trump, which is now like an insult just saying that, that is, of a man who has made white nationalism a central part of his administration.
	What?
	And whose abject negligence in the face of a pandemic has contributed to more than blah, blah, blah, millions of voters are turning out for him.
	White voters, especially white early exipoles.
	So it goes on to say that this is all whites showing that they embrace racism or at least they tolerate it.
	And you're like, wait a minute.
	Whites were the only group that didn't show up for him.
	Look at this.
	Scroll down.
	White men down five points.
	White woman up two.
	Black men up four.
	Black woman up four.
	Latino men up three.
	Latino woman up three.
	Thanks a lot, white males.
	I'm racist towards white males starting today.
	Now, as I said on Newsmax, there's two possible explanations for this.
	One is white males are doing what those Orthodox Jews were doing in Brooklyn where they were going, Black Lives Matter, Black, don't hurt me.
	Kill me last.
	Kill me last.
	And capitulating to the mob.
	And I like Biden.
	I'll put, would you leave me alone if I put a Biden sign in my lawn?
	Can I virtue signal?
	What about this?
	What if I get one of these love is love signs?
	Love is love.
	People are people.
	That's the only sign you should have on your lawn.
	Yes.
	And thanks to the dudes who sent us that.
	So they could be capitulating and trying to kiss ass, or this thing's getting hot.
	It's also possible that white men are mad at Trump.
	Because what has he said?
	Despite what that retarded CNN article says, what has he really said for us?
	Like, leave them alone.
	You're wrong.
	You know, the media says that he said there was very fine people at Charlottesville.
	No, he never says anything remotely nice about Nazis or even white men.
	Like, what if he just once would acknowledge the white male suicide rate?
	Black women live way longer than white men.
	Why is that?
	Because we're stressed out.
	Because we're the kicking post.
	It's the only group you can shit on with reckless abandon.
	So this is the guy, Witt.
	I won't say his other info because I don't know.
	Thank you.
	So we get the data.
	The data says white males did not vote for Trump, and I don't know whether it's a fuck you to Trump or a kiss ass of the left.
	I'm not sure.
	Neither are very good.
	But the takeaway from academic blacks and rich black people is we've just seen how racist America is.
	Like, go to that view clip that you had.
	What are you doing?
	You're trying to leave?
	Cooling systems.
	I'm going to call them the cooling systems.
	Okay.
	It's another.
	You had it on before.
	It's just a separate email.
	Oh, okay.
	Racist.
	So, like, hey, white man, those of you out there who didn't vote for Trump because you were trying to appease the mob, guess what?
	I warned you that that doesn't work, and it hasn't worked.
	You're still racist.
	White males are still responsible for this election.
	Even though they did their darndest to thwart it.
	Go down to her.
	Check out this logic.
	The president has shown us that he is a misogynist, that he is homophobic, that he is racist, and that he mismanaged a coronavirus pandemic to the tune of over 250,000 American deaths.
	Yet 50% of America saw all of that and looked the other way to their brothers and their sisters.
	This is how women operate.
	I'm going to vote for them.
	They just like anyway.
	And they're really nuts.
	They go with their emotions.
	It sounds like 50% of the people voted because they're okay with racism.
	A lot of those people were black and brown, my dear.
	A disproportionate number, way more than last time.
	What do you think of that, you silly cow?
	She is stupid.
	She is so stupid.
	Shoot the boar.
	Shoot to kill.
	That's what we're seeing going on right now.
	I hate how catchy that song is.
	I know.
	I'll sing it every now and then.
	Yeah.
	It's not good.
	And then I'll see a boar around and he'll be like, what are you doing?
	And I'll be like, I'm so sorry.
	I didn't know you were there.
	Why would it matter if I am here?
	That's true.
	I am a boar.
	He's got a point.
	Okay, I'm just going to play it.
	Try to ignore the lyrics.
	All right?
	Shoot the ball.
	And the dance.
	You'll just see the South African's little foot just sort of going, ha ha!
	The boar?
	Yeah, the boar.
	Why are you playing that song?
	Why are you gay?
	Because it's a great song.
	It's like Screwdriver.
	Fuck that white power band, fucking white nationalist.
	And then someone goes, well, back with a bang now.
	Back with a bang.
	Now, two, three, four.
	And you go, what?
	Oh, I must have Parkinson's.
	I don't know why my thumb's tapping.
	This is America.
	Welcome.
	There's AOC.
	Tax the Beau.
	Tax to Kill.
	They're literally wearing red berets as Marxists.
	They're not sort of loosely associated with Marxism.
	They're a Marxist party.
	Maybe that's like the peak part.
	Yeah.
	Is this in their language?
	This is the first time that fat pig has ever worked out on the shit, man.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	The former.
	Kiss the boomer.
	Shoot the white people.
	Okay, so anyway, in the midst of all this retarded hullabaloo, an old clip has resurfaced of this corny black professor and that CNN kid, child, who wrote the article about how this is an example of racism, what, white men not showing up to vote.
	In the article, he talks about this professor.
	And I would wager that that overeducated black kid who wrote that article took a bunch of bullshit classes at schools where they were so happy to have an articulate black man, they just put him at the front of the line.
	And I would also argue that this guy's class is just a three hours of being insulted and told that you're racist and you suck and you need to recognize that.
	It's just like, it's an S ⁇ M class.
	If you take, and I'm guessing, but if you take his class, I guarantee that you might as well just have like a ball gag in your mouth and a leather thing with a big cock ring on your chest because you just go there to get whipped.
	Now, this is, I've done TV news a million times.
	You have like 10 seconds to say your thing.
	Gavin, what do you think?
	Well, I'll tell you one thing.
	I want to get one of those bob sleds that's going so fast.
	Get that?
	I'll take that to work.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	I mean, look, seriously, though, a lot of people on the right are struggling with traffic and they want to get there fast.
	And, you know, if you live in a rural area where there's hills, maybe a bob sled would be the way to go.
	That's what you get.
	Great point.
	All right, we're going to go to break.
	We'll be right back.
	They hit a break after that.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	So that's how long you get.
	Unless you're black and you have on $600 glasses, in which case we all sit there and go, tell me I suck.
	So not only are we racist today, and not only is America racist, but we saw this coming with the Tea Party?
	What?
	And what was the impetus?
	When did we know that America was coming out of its racist shell, like a larvae, like a pupa stage, and turning into a giant Nazi butterfly?
	Apparently, the Tea Party was an example of white people mad that there's too much diversity in serial commercials.
	And it's this thing that you keep hearing from the left all the time about how whites are petrified of being a minority.
	I had never even thought of that until they kept hammering it down.
	They don't want the world to go beige.
	Chelsea Hambler said, there's going to be a lot more gays and brown people soon.
	You better get used to it.
	And you're like, I get the brown people thing, but there's going to be more gays?
	How?
	Are they breeding?
	Are they outbreeding us?
	Anyway, sorry.
	Long intro to introduce this solipsistic sermon from a simp.
	I mean, you know, America's not unique in its sins as a country.
	We're not unique in our evils.
	I'm trying to get in my pants.
	I think where we're...
	It's like a pickup artist is our refusal to acknowledge them and the legends and myths we tell about our inherent, you know, goodness to hide and cover and conceal so that we can maintain a kind of willful ignorance that protects our innocence.
	See, the thing is that when the Tea Party was happening, we were saying pundits, oh, it's just about economic populism.
	It's not about race.
	When people knew, people knew social scientists were already writing that what was driving the Tea Party were anxieties about demographic shifts.
	That the country was changing.
	That people were seeing these racially ambiguous babies on Cheerios come up.
	That the country wasn't quite feeling like it was a white nation anymore.
	And people were screaming from the top of their lungs.
	Yo, this is not just simply economic.
	At the top of their lungs.
	Do you mean screaming from the mountaintop?
	From the belly of the country.
	See, the thing is, is this.
	And I'll say this, and I'll take the hit on it.
	There are communities that have had to bear the brunt of America confronting, white Americans confronting the danger of their innocence.
	And it happens every generation.
	So somehow we have to kind of, oh my God, is this who we are?
	And just again, here's another generation of babies.
	Think about it.
	That two-year-old had his bones broken by two parents trying to shield him from being killed.
	A woman who has been married to this man for as long as I've been on the planet almost lost her husband.
	For what?
	And so what we know is that the country has been playing politics for a long time on this hatred.
	We know this.
	So it's easy for us to place it all on Donald Trump's shoulders.
	It's easy for us to place Pittsburgh on his shoulders.
	It's easy for me to place Charlottesville on his shoulders.
	It's easy for us to place El Paso on his shoulders.
	This is us.
	Damn.
	And if we're going to get past this, we can't blame it on him.
	He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.
	I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
	I like, that's my favorite part.
	Growing up in a tradition of the station of the people.
	I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
	Either we're going to change Nicole or we're going to do this again.
	Nicole's fine.
	And babies are going to have to grow up without mothers and fathers, uncles and aunts.
	Fact check.
	Okay, let me just take you back there, Professor Shitstain.
	If you're talking about violence and danger and blacks being killed, we're at 20 a day from blacks.
	I don't know what the fuck you're talking about with these couple who was on top of a two-year-old.
	If they've been together longer than you've been around, what, they had a two-year-old when they were 60 years old?
	My experience in the black community is they tend to have babies earlier in life.
	And the overacting, this might be the most racist thing I'll ever say on this show, but I'm sorry.
	I'm noticing a trend here and blacks overact.
	Overacting.
	Blacking.
	And you see this in movies and you see this on TV and you see this with pundits.
	He's doing a, what's his name?
	Remember the guy with the wheelchair and the hot tub?
	Tyler Perry.
	He's doing a Tyler Perry scene.
	It's got nothing to do with the news.
	And I understand this isn't like breaking news.
	There was a fire over in Fort Worth.
	But still, it literally does say breaking news, though.
	Opinion pundits.
	And the Chiron.
	It actually does.
	This is not breaking news.
	This is not opinion punditry.
	This is theater.
	We are watching a play right now.
	And by the way, he is overacting, but if this was a play, you'd go, that guy's pretty good.
	Like, he hasn't stuttered or anything.
	So he's delivering his sermon.
	And I think he's fake crying at this point.
	Oh, that's him right there.
	James, okay, distinguished university professor.
	Is that common for people to mention they're distinguished?
	He writes that in his own bile.
	Hi.
	You may have heard of me.
	I'm a distinguished talk show host.
	I own a network called Censor.tv.
	I'm very distinguished.
	Have you ever heard of me?
	Without mothers and fathers, uncles and aunts, friends.
	Did Jordan Peel direct this?
	We're trying to convince white folk to finally leave behind a history that will maybe, maybe, or embrace a history that might set them free from being white.
	Finally.
	You know, there is a grain of truth to that, but it was, will you finally shut up?
	Like if we elect Obama, will you fuck off and we can move on, please?
	I'm sorry about slavery.
	It did suck.
	Although we were all slaves.
	The term slav, slave, it's slavic.
	So we've all been through it, my friend.
	But we did a black president we didn't even like because we hoped it would mean you would shut up.
	But no, don't give blood to a vampire.
	Look up Jada Pinkett Smith's Oscar So White speech because she acts exactly the same.
	We are living in a society where the white man is a second-class citizen.
	These people that scream about racism, scream about bigotry, scream about prejudice, are prejudiced themselves.
	They talk about diversity, Ryan, but they cannot have a diversity of opinion.
	Trump supporters murdered in the streets.
	Black conservatives stabbed three nights ago.
	Bevlyn Beattie is in the hospital right now.
	We are watching an election stolen from us, ripped from our hands.
	And for what?
	For socialism.
	For regressive politics.
	For lies and trickery and deceit.
	The media has become a PR firm that works for one party, one party only, and that is the party of destruction.
	They knowingly bring Antifa into their hearts and give the rest of us hot attacks as they attack this nation night after night for five months of pillaging,
	of fires, of looting.
	And what do they say?
	What do they say from their own mouths?
	They say no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	This isn't someone who wants to fix this great nation.
	This is someone who wants to burn it to the ground.
	Ryan, I'm not having it.
	If they steal this election, Mugabe style, from our hands, we are going to take it back.
	We will prosecute.
	We will catch you red-handed.
	Black, white, brown, yellow, red.
	We will catch you red-handed.
	What'd you think?
	That was great.
	I mean...
	Cut.
	I'm tearing up.
	Should we cut?
	Yes.
	Stop talking like that, you pretentious tard.
	You, sir, distinguished professor, talk like a fag, and your shit is all retarded.
	So we have a lot to talk about with election fraud.
	But before we get to that, I think we need to all need to cleanse our palette from this repetitive coverage and talk about our friend Mr. Ibu.
	He has been poisoned.
	Did you hear about this?
	No.
	Oh, I think I might have the wrong link for one too.
	It says YouTube.
	Oh, no.
	Okay, let us see.
	John, this is just the article that you sent to me.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Don't show that.
	Oh, that is wrong.
	That is wrong.
	It's the article you sent to me about Mr. Ibu being poisoned.
	Yes.
	It's terrible.
	Which time?
	When did this happen?
	There is a lot of time for him to be poisoned.
	But the one you sent me, I do not remember.
	Mr. Ibu sadly narrates how he was poisoned by a trusted staff and left with a hideous pot belly.
	Now, sorry, the opening song was Johnny by Yami Aled.
	And the reason that we are focusing on Africa today on this show is because, judging by the elections, we are in the same boat as this continent, Africa.
	Or as Alicia Key says, her favorite country.
	And we should get used to it and get to know the culture.
	So if you know, let's choose one country, Nigeria.
	If you know Nigerian culture, you know Mr. Ibu.
	That is played by a man named John Okafour.
	To be clear, John Okafur has had an illustrious career in what we call Nollywood, Nigerian Hollywood.
	But his past is incredible.
	He worked as a hairstylist, ventured into photography, and also worked in a company that produces crates.
	Distinguished crate maker.
	Distinguished crates they create with the poo-poo.
	After secondary school, he was admitted into the quote-unquote College of Education, where I presume they teach teachings.
	But he pulled out due to financial difficulties.
	Anyway, as of late, his enemies put the poison in his mouth twice, two separate times, and it make him bloat up like a bullfrog.
	He since took medicines and became small again.
	Do they have any of his quotes in there?
	It's amazing when he talks about how it happened.
	I do not know.
	Well, you need to find the exact one you sent to me.
	This is the one I sent to you.
	This is what you sent to me.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	He's speaking English, by the way.
	That is English, just for the record.
	I am thinking of a different friend who sent me this article from Guardian.
	Now, do not be deceived because the URL is guardian.nig, which can sound somewhat like a racial epithet.
	This is the problem.
	Niger is Spanish for the word black, I believe.
	So in Nigeria, you're going to hear some bad words.
	I sent you the article in...
	Basically, his friends put the poison, put the poi poi in his mouth.
	But it's great reading his...
	He's a very humorless dude when you see him in interviews For being known as Nigeria's Jerry Lewis.
	He's not very comical.
	Anyway, I don't take alcohol up till now.
	Some people say I don't take alcohol, yet my stomach is big.
	The belly is an idiot.
	It was after they gave me that poison, it was bigger than this before.
	If you had seen it, it was like a foam.
	I took medicine and it began to come down.
	Before I wasn't able to see my legs, by the way, you probably can't relate, but as a 50-year-old man, ideally you want to see your penis in the shower.
	And I am about halfway down the shaft at this point.
	It is waning.
	There's only maybe a third of it I cannot see in the shower.
	That is not good.
	Oh, that's good.
	Oh, that is great.
	You should be able to just, like, maybe make out a tip of the foreskin.
	They took me to Nui, saying we had a show.
	They held me there and beat me up.
	They beat me and then inserted poison in my mouth and ran away, leaving me there.
	It was my boys and dancers that came out and carried me home.
	So, Mr. Ibu is, he honestly is like the Seinfeld of Nigeria.
	He's the most popular entertainer there.
	His movies are shockingly bad.
	Like Mr. Ebu in London.
	But because we are becoming a third world country, a third world country, and we no longer have elections, we no longer have law and order, right?
	The looting that we are seeing, which reminds me of when the Hulus were killing the Zulus, who are attacking the Wootsies, who are killing the Tutsis.
	Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.
	So we have to get to know this culture.
	And I thought, why not focus on Mr. Ebu's most successful comedy bit that actually involves two amazing jokes in one episode of his shit TV show.
	I believe it's just called Mr. Ebu.
	So we have his friend, Papa, who is actually a 38-year-old midget, having, I guess, child sex.
	I guess we're about to watch Kitty Porn in this week.
	It's his son.
	This is Nigerian Pizzagate.
	It's the character's son.
	And then also a fun little take on the term wash and wear.
	So I'm going to take you through it because this African culture is our culture now.
	And it's time for us to embrace it.
	I have to share an episode of Mr. Ibu with you.
	He is very, very hilarious Nigerian comedy.
	Now this is Papa or his slang that we call him is and he is with a girlfriend but he is too young.
	That is pedophilia in Nigeria.
	So if you want to make fuck with a girl and you are eight then you have to hide her or you will get in trouble.
	Or if your girlfriend comes by when your father is at work then maybe you can make fuck and then not get caught.
	It's here in America when you see a grown woman with a child it has a lot of stigma but cultures are different.
	So anyway this is Muir and his girlfriend he is doing something which we don't do in America which is eat crackers in bed.
	You ever hear the expression I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers?
	Well Mua was not getting kicked out of bed for eating the cracker and he is telling her all sorts of things about what he will do for her when they make love.
	You know that when I look straight into your eyes he is so charming.
	Oh he kisses her.
	Oh look at the hugs he gives her.
	Everything you need I will buy it for you.
	Everything.
	You buy me dwellings.
	I will buy you dwellings, goods, badmore, they put you in it.
	He's such a good actor.
	I think he might be a grown man but he has a midget syndrome like Garrett Coleman.
	Okay, just this is where it gets crazy because his dad, his papa is outside and he's knocking on a door which appears to be a curtain but I guess you can knock on it too.
	Now stop most in Nigeria most children have a gigantic empty oil drum next to their bed that is capable of carrying and hiding a human being.
	This is very common.
	It's also used for laundry even though the only way they can wash clothes in Nigeria in this shit shack is to use a bucket.
	But for some reason you let the laundry pile up until it weighs maybe 300 pounds and then I guess you go and wash your clothes for what must take about 37 hours in a bucket.
	Mr. Ibu is there at the door.
	That's his nickname.
	Get in there you stupid bitch with no shoes.
	Nobody has shoes in Nigeria.
	He's banging on the curtain.
	Open up this curtain.
	Why is this curtain locked?
	And why does it go bang bang?
	So you cover the mistress, the girl, in the clothes and then you hide that and now pretend you just woke up and you were dreaming.
	Oh it's more than a curtain.
	It is a door.
	Excuse me.
	Why is there a curtain in front of the door?
	Why is a cat asleep on the bread?
	Who was fast asleep?
	Who was talking with you inside here?
	Maybe it's me.
	You notice the xylophone helps add to the comedy of the moment.
	Thank you, Papa.
	I've come to take something.
	Hold on.
	Pause.
	Maybe I skipped something.
	He had to explain the noise he was making when he was eating the cracker and not kicking her out of bed For not eating cracker.
	So he said that he talks in his sleep and he was the commentator of a soccer match.
	Now his father says he's come to get something.
	He came back from work to get something.
	Maybe a pen.
	So now he says Mr. Ibu, his papa, he said there was a giant snake.
	And he goes into that giant laundry drum.
	Now this snake, it's very common in Nigeria to get a snake in your giant laundry oil drum.
	And these snakes often weigh about 140 pounds.
	So when you are lifting the large drum, the laundry drum, it's perfectly normal for it to weigh as much as a human being.
	Looks like Mura is in trouble now because she's going to pop out.
	Very heavy.
	This is a number one Nigerian comedy in Nigeria.
	It's one of the biggest comedy shows in Africa.
	Nice roof.
	What are you doing?
	You can see the boom mic in the top left.
	Where?
	Watch it.
	Wait for it.
	There it is.
	That is a UFO.
	He's creeping in.
	You'll notice in Nigeria we do not need lavs.
	So all sound is just from the boom.
	The boom boom.
	Why is there a curtain in front of the door?
	If the door works.
	I think the scene when he comes in through a door is a different place.
	In Nigeria, this means I'm being serious right now.
	So for some reason, Papa, Mr. Ibu, is going back into the house.
	I don't know why.
	Maybe go back a bit.
	How do you explain such thing?
	Be here, be here.
	Don't allow me to escape.
	Why are you going back in the house?
	That was not explained.
	Slight hole in the plot.
	She escapes.
	She has no shoes.
	The ground must be very hot.
	You'll notice the security fence.
	It's basically like a Marriott hotel as far as security goes to protect this.
	Not sure why you need so much security.
	I would say if this was my house, you can have it.
	You can take this awning.
	He's trying not to laugh, Papa.
	To be clear, his name is Papa P-A-W-P-A-W, but this is his Papa, P-A-P-A.
	Very different.
	That's why we often call him or Dryheave.
	Where is the snake?
	See, this is the joke.
	This is when we call delivering the punchline.
	This is when we are all laughing.
	You laugh, laugh, laugh right now.
	That's not snake.
	It was his girlfriend who is a pedophile.
	A normal ritual, and there's no sense in abbreviating this, is to cover yourself with cocoa cream.
	Cocoa butter to keep you moist.
	If you have a meeting in town, you obviously cannot have a shower because there's no running water.
	So to smell nice, you rub yourself with cocoa butter.
	I want to bless you.
	Pause.
	No, no, no.
	I'm saying in this show, it's good to have a long pause before you deliver a joke.
	So he is looking at the pants and he has an idea that he's so funny.
	You're going to die.
	He's not eaten since Monday.
	So his father tells him he decides to play a prank on his father because his father has not fed him for days.
	Wash and wear.
	You must wash it before you wear it.
	People will laugh at you.
	Libal clearly says wash and wear, right?
	This is how we wash clothes in Nigeria.
	We just get them wet in a bucket and then twist.
	I know this is confusing because why would you have a laundry bin as basically as big as that when this is how you do your laundry?
	You just wash things in a bucket.
	Help me out, you.
	That's that strange though.
	You hear the music?
	That's the theme song from Mr. Ibu.
	Shoot the ball.
	Shoot to kill.
	There, now he has washed his clothes.
	Are you getting the joke yet?
	He's so stupid.
	That's what you get when you don't feed me for days.
	Thank you.
	Oh, classic.
	That means I got you.
	It's hard for me to keep a straight face and do my commentary, which I'm supposed to do for this show and explain the joke, but also I'm enjoying the joke.
	It's so funny.
	His pants are soaking wet.
	He has a house meeting in the town to discuss his beautiful home.
	This is Mua telling him that he is dripping, that he looks fantastic, and he is so cool because he's wearing the latest wash and wear.
	You see, let me explain something to you.
	Wash and wear means you don't have to iron it.
	You can just wash it, let it dry, and put it on and it will not be wrinkled because it's mostly Polyester, which in Nigeria must be like cooking your legs in a microwave, you must stink too, hence the cocoa butter.
	So he has on wet pants now because Papa convinced his papa that wash and wear means you can only wear it if you just washed it one second ago.
	So the joke here is he did not let his pants dry.
	Now he is going to go outside with wet legs.
	Classic Nigerian joke.
	Wait, what is with that door and the curtain?
	I cannot figure that out.
	Why is the curtain there?
	Why?
	Why are you gay?
	His long wet pants are going under his heels and getting all dirty.
	So now the shit is going to hit the fan.
	Look at him walking.
	People are pointing and laughing.
	See that man laughing at him?
	Haha, wet legs.
	Because you can just tell when you look at the pants that they are wet.
	Here we go.
	Turn it up.
	How are you?
	The music is so loud.
	Thank you.
	I'm going to our towns meeting.
	Oh, yes.
	What is this?
	What shall I wear?
	What do you mean by what you wear?
	Say dear.
	You are a foolish man.
	He's a foolish man.
	Who told you that what you wear means you will wash your cloth and wear it immediately without letting it dry?
	Papa, forget your time don't pass now.
	What time is this?
	Yes, this is our own time.
	Who told you that?
	My son said I should wear it.
	No.
	What it means that you should wash your cloth and wear it without ironing it.
	That will be the meaning of what you're wearing.
	Who is that, your son?
	No.
	Let it dry.
	Is that one a human being or a ghost?
	Did you hear that?
	He says that he is such a prankster that he's almost not a human being.
	He is a ghost.
	That's a joke we do in Nigeria.
	When someone is mean or play a trick on you, you say, hey, you make me wear wet pants.
	Are you a human being or a ghost?
	Classic, Mr. Ibu.
	Can't you see how people are looking and laughing at you?
	Luckily, it is 180 degrees a day and those pants are dry by the end of the joke.
	Mr. Ibu, you are a foolish man.
	You got tricked by your son who's basically a ghost.
	You have to go back.
	You can't go to the meeting.
	Anyway, I thought this would be a good example to show you that comedy comes in all shapes and sizes.
	And if a little midget man who is having sex with adults tells you to wear your pants wet, say, hey, ghost, you are not tricking me.
	That seemed funnier in my head.
	Mr. Ibu?
	It's worth noting, by the way, that that is Mr. Ibu's most concise, Welsh-constructed jokes he's ever done.
	Mr. Ibu in London, his feature film, is so shockingly bad that you can't understand it.
	You think they're speaking in their, you know, Swahili, whatever their Aboriginal tongue is.
	Oh, you got Jada Pinkett Smith?
	Let's hear her overact.
	Here's what I do know.
	Today is Martin Luther King's birthday.
	And I can't help but ask the question, is it time that people of color recognize how much power influence that we know?
	She's in a fucking mansion.
	I got a lot of shit for this when I did it on the Kevin McKinnis show.
	Because there was a monkey actress joke that was a callback to another thing, but everyone took it out of context because they need Nazis.
	Beg for love.
	You're in love.
	Look at your house.
	And you're clearly a shitty actress.
	Okay, so why do we have an Africa theme on tonight's show?
	Because of this fucking election, it's Zimbabwean.
	We are living in Mugabe times.
	In fact, in many ways, it's worse.
	Like we talk about communism, and as Charles C. Johnson pointed out, he goes, at least in communism, you'd go on a gulag, but you'd come back redeemed.
	My reputation is ruined forever.
	I'm irredeemable.
	And as far as the third world and dictatorships go, Mugabe would never say 100%.
	He'd say, I am winning again the fair elections.
	I have won 89% of the vote.
	He would never say 100%, but last night we had magically 139,000 votes appear that were 100% for Biden.
	There's no such thing as 100%.
	100% of straight white males do not want to fuck Eva Mendez.
	It's 99.
	100% of straight white males do not get a boner when they see Lily Allen wear her blue sailor suit, which now we have to look up.
	What percentage of heterosexual red-blooded males think this looks hot and are interested.
	I would say it's only 97.
	97.5 think this is heaven on earth.
	Yikes.
	I'm getting a little distracted now.
	Get back to the show.
	I like the stripes on the top of the stockings.
	You are not a man.
	You are a ghost pavat.
	Why are you gay?
	I agree with that question.
	So let's just go through some election fraud recently because I'm worried that this African allergy is starting to get a little threadbare.
	Go to 1-3.
	So the word on the street is Fox is about to call Pennsylvania.
	And I think Fox News is stabbing us in the back.
	Et tu brute.
	Insider at Fox News tells me Fox is going to call Pennsylvania soon.
	They hope for a cascade effect in rest of media.
	Every national outlet is waiting on Fox to call the race for Biden.
	I would just like to say that I predicted that Trump would win and Trump has won.
	And then there would be this pile of mail-in bullshit that would go on forever.
	I believe I said it would keep going well into January.
	So we will see.
	But I'm still batting 10 out of 10.
	And they're also 1-4 talking about a Georgia recount being likely.
	Yeah, right now they're tied and it's 99% in.
	So is Georgia and they're exactly tied?
	Georgia is not exactly, but.
	49%.
	Trump's a smidge cunt of a...
	Wait, let me see that.
	Whoa, 49.4, 49.4?
	Yeah.
	What is that at?
	Holy crap.
	So we're looking at a difference of like 3,000 votes or so?
	That's nuts.
	And then what's the other one?
	Nevada.
	84% in.
	Leaning Biden.
	Trump.
	And what was it?
	Remember last night, Arizona was 75% for like 100 years?
	90% in now.
	50% for Biden.
	And go back to the previous one.
	What was the previous one you were doing?
	Nevada.
	Nevada.
	Nevada.
	84.
	Very close.
	84%.
	That's a lot of votes.
	This is harsh.
	So why would Fox declare anything at this point?
	Why would you ever, as a news source, declare any state done before it was done?
	Isn't that fucking weird?
	What do you think of that, Trump?
	They're fired.
	Whoa.
	The media is fired.
	This is African media.
	Soon, we will have Joe Biden saying that he was poisoned.
	Can you go back to that, chick?
	She seems kind of hot.
	This one?
	Yeah.
	This is not fake.
	Michigan Attorney General pleads with public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their butts.
	Are highlighters okay asking for a friend?
	Sharpie's probably one of the nicest things to put up your butt, really.
	Of course.
	It's shaped like a suppository.
	So Twitter, I noticed Twitter moments, they were focusing on all these articles debunking voter fraud.
	It's not a thing.
	It doesn't happen.
	Now, if I was a little more professional, I would show you a montage.
	Faith Goldie was asking us, can we have a montage of examples of voter fraud happening within the past three days?
	But we'll just show you them.
	So what's this guy?
	Here's one.
	Wayne Allen Root.
	He's got a show, I guess, in Nevada.
	Nevada, rotten to the core.
	My fans voted for real Donald Trump two weeks ago.
	Checked ballot online, still not counted.
	Many of our friends say same thing, not counted.
	Why?
	Because they voted GOP?
	Nevada's voter system that shows not counted.
	Coincidence, it's 100% GOP voters not counted.
	That can't be a coincidence.
	What's going on here?
	We're having tricaster probes?
	Yeah, I am readjusting the cooling system.
	But it's not making that loud sound.
	Here in Africa, equipment does not always work.
	It's always breaking down.
	Can you believe that shithole house, and I know it's a set and it's a TV show or whatever, but can you believe the security you need in Africa?
	You got these giant iron gates and walls that look more intense than what surrounds de Blasio's house right now in New York City.
	Gracie Mansion has more security than that shit shack.
	What is it?
	The only thing of value is a fridge.
	What are you doing?
	You're blowing on the TriCaster?
	Oh, we are African.
	Actually, now that we are an African nation, all of Ryan's stupidity seems pretty reasonable.
	I'm basically a genius.
	Went to the school of...
	Yeah, it's like idiocracy.
	So, yeah, Nevada's rotten.
	Twitter is determined to show you voter.
	I talked to a guy in a bar the other day, blue-collar dude, right-wing, who says it's not a thing.
	But Veritas has been covering this forever, and they keep getting deeper and deeper, especially now.
	But they're petrified of the mainstream media is petrified of going near Veritas.
	In fact, they call him discredited all the time, even though that's never happened.
	But go to 1.6.
	What is happening in Michigan is beyond corrupted whistleblower within the USPS says he was ordered by his supervisor to illegally backdate newly found ballots to November 3rd, 2020.
	What is this if not blatant voter fraud?
	Now, the USPS, what do they call them, the internal postal service dudes?
	They have their own like FBI, Inspector General, whatever they're called.
	They are, because of this, they are looking into it.
	But turn it up.
	Turn it up.
	I work in the Traverse City Post Office, more specifically the Barlow Branch.
	Your boss told you and your colleague something that shocked you this morning.
	What was it?
	We were issued a directive this morning to collect any ballots we find in mailboxes, collection boxes, just outgoing mail in general, separate them at the end of the day so that they could hand-stamp them with the previous day's date.
	Today is November 4th for clarification.
	Who is your boss?
	What is his title?
	Jonathan will be a direct supervisor, yes.
	As of right now, he is the opening supervisor for the Barlow Branch Post Office.
	So I, and Mrs. Anander, or carry you down in another office, suddenly watch the postmaster doing it.
	If it were just a typical day, it would be clerks doing it up at the distribution center.
	So 8 p.m.
	Election Day, November 3rd.
	The Court of Appeals ruled ballots have to be received by that time.
	And what were you told?
	Just suffering today so they could mark them on yesterday's day and send them to the express system to wherever they need them to go.
	This appears to be an attempt to circumvent Michigan law and allow late votes.
	And you said there was a hamper where letter carriers were supposed to leave their ballots.
	Where are the ballots now?
	They were putting them into express bags to go to the distribution center.
	In regards to a hamper, there is a standard hamper that all letter mails are supposed to go to, and they had a tub next to it that we were supposed to put any ballots collected today into.
	What made you come forward?
	That's sketchy.
	I don't like sketchy, and it screams corruption.
	Also, knowing the post office's leanings politically, it didn't seem quite right.
	Dumb Trump to fuck with the postal service right before a major mail-in election and call them assholes.
	I guess he was trying to prevent this.
	Yes.
	So if you look at 1.7, they are looking into it.
	But then again, just being called assholes wouldn't make you be an evil asshole.
	I think the chicken and the egg thing kind of falls short there.
	Huge update.
	We just got, Project Veritas asked, we just got contacted by the Office of the Inspector General, who is aware of this video inside the post office in Michigan, and the whistleblower, who is discussing, showing how the ballots were backdated to November 3rd, even though they're accepted November 4th.
	Huge update.
	The Inspector General tells us they're aware of this.
	It falls under their jurisdiction.
	They're assessing whether to investigate.
	This whistleblower in Michigan is a patriot and a hero.
	He doesn't fear retaliation.
	He cares more about his country and what they're doing illegally there in Michigan, counting the votes illegally, and he cares about his own well-being and safety.
	And there's many more like him.
	And we want you guys to come forward.
	The honest post- See, that guy was someone who managed to not get fired, not get in trouble, but he was still brave and didn't stop fighting.
	Fleckis is a great thing to follow.
	Well, actually, go to 1.9, sorry.
	This thread is fascinating.
	So my friend John Walton died in July of 2019.
	According to taxballot.org, he voted on October 24th.
	And then you scroll down and you see person after person, time after time, of people talking about dead people voting.
	So I'm making this video.
	This morning I had watched the press conference that took place in Las Vegas over, you know, the ballot fraud.
	And I thought, well, my grandmother passed away in September.
	I wonder if I should look hers up and see if it shows up.
	So I went to ballot tracks and pulled up her information or placed her information in.
	And lo and behold, it shows up that she voted in the general election and thanks her for her vote.
	And she died early September.
	My family's still going through a grieving process, and I was taken back, and my grandfather was taken back.
	My mom was taken back.
	Taken aback.
	You know, it's...
	You just don't...
	You don't expect...
	You don't expect this.
	You don't expect this.
	She was kind of hamming it up towards the end there, too, a little bit.
	I think she's looking for a lawsuit.
	We're all turning into Tyler Perry.
	She's looking for a little bit of settlement money.
	Oh, I see.
	Grieving.
	So, yeah, Fleckis is a great resource in all this.
	20.
	Isn't it funny how Andy knows Twitter feed?
	Like, you go, Antifa killed someone last night.
	You go, big deal.
	We're in the Congo.
	So, and another 120-year-old Terry Mathis, born 1900, apparently voted via absentee ballot in Wayne County, Michigan as well.
	It gets crazier.
	It says this person applied for an absentee ballot on 11-220.
	The ballot was then sent out and returned the same day.
	What?
	How?
	And what Fleckis does is he goes on these sites and actually votes as dead people, or at least sets it up like he's voting for a dead person.
	You can plug in that myself.
	He goes, you can do it yourself.
	Here's me plugging it in myself.
	1900.
	How do we know he's not a thousand years old?
	120 years old.
	Application received.
	I want to vote for Joe Biden.
	Died in 1984.
	Wow.
	I'm going to check.
	Do you have any dead ones?
	Yeah, you got some deads.
	You got some deads?
	With COVID, we must have a lot of deads.
	Maybe that...
	Wait a minute.
	Here's something conspiratorial.
	Maybe the left pushed COVID so they could kill 200,000 people so they could have 200,000 people vote.
	How many of that 138,000 that voted all for Biden were dead COVID people?
	Ooh.
	Write this down.
	That might be something we put on as a separate clip.
	Oh.
	Dead voters.
	Yeah, the time.
	Mark the time.
	And here's another interesting thing, too.
	One, the slower the count goes, the better it is for Biden.
	Why is that?
	This is all very Mugabe.
	This is all very Afrikaan.
	Florida counted 10.5 million ballots in 24 hours.
	Trump won 51.48.
	Georgia has taken down, has taken two days to count 4.8 million votes, and Trump's margin is shrinking.
	It's remarkable how Biden performs the best in states where counting takes more time.
	It certainly is.
	Now, I have a million examples of people.
	We actually have videos of people sabotaging ballots.
	You can see it.
	So I could have made a huge montage.
	But anyway, let's just go through them one more.
	What's 2-2 there?
	Wait, somebody says this is a lie, but they posted it later.
	So hold on a second here.
	Fleckis doesn't lie.
	So, but he did it.
	You saw it, the video there.
	Yeah.
	So that was 22 hours ago, and this person posts it at 2:53 o'clock.
	So, yeah, maybe they.
	2:53 o'clock.
	I am still succeeded just now.
	Just worked for me.
	They removed that.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Okay, so go to 2-2.
	This might be my favorite one where some black dude is giving ballots the finger.
	Disman 2-2?
	No, this one is amazing, though.
	Look at them.
	Like, the fact that this photo exists and they're so proud, that's what's amazing about this picture.
	Is that they're just like, that you would put Biden on your face to go count ballots and think this is not a big deal.
	That's what's amazing.
	Not so much that they're doing it, but that they don't know that they're doing anything wrong.
	What about Elijah Schaefer showing that woman who said, I swear as a ballot counter to burn every she's since taken that down, but he screensaved it.
	What do you think of that, Trump?
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	Oh, okay.
	That's true.
	He's busy.
	Just a reminder, she deleted this.
	Bad things are happening in Philadelphia as a poll worker.
	I swear under oath to overthrow all Trump ballots when I'm counting them.
	See, this is...
	It's the arrogance that's shocking about all this.
	Stocking up for working the polls.
	Dude, you are dumb.
	Did you do 2-2 yet?
	Yeah, go 2-3.
	106.
	I never heard of National File before, but they're doing a great job.
	Patrick Howey has the story and joins me from NationalFile.com now.
	Wow, Patrick, I'm wondering if you're sleeping these days with all the news that you're breaking at National File.
	So scoop us.
	What is going on here?
	We know they were trying to steal Pennsylvania and Florida.
	We talked about that last week.
	They got caught in Minnesota, so they may have to back off.
	But Texas, they've been caught in Texas now.
	Well, I sleep with one eye open, Owen.
	And one of my sources on this story has had some very dangerous situations.
	These people play dirty.
	Now, what happens here is this voter fraud ring has been going on for a while.
	There is a number of people who have already been indicted in Gregg County.
	Now, by Attorney General Paxton, stemming back from 2018 when they were doing this, Harris County, they were doing this.
	They were caught on tape going into the nursing homes, getting the nursing home residents to sign off their ex.
	A nursing home resident was even denied food until he or she agreed to vote for the candidate that the nursing home was forcing them to vote for.
	So this has been going on, and this has been going on under the watch of a man named Dallas Jones, who was recently hired to be the Texas political director for the Joe Biden campaign.
	On Saturday, over a week ago, Dallas Jones disappeared.
	He's usually a public guy.
	He's usually like the mayor of Harris County.
	He's out there shaking hands.
	He disappeared.
	We have numerous sources saying that he was picked up by the FBI.
	Sources within the FBI told us that he wasn't necessarily picked up, but implied that he was interrogated voluntarily.
	So, you know, my FBI source says, look, when you interrogate somebody like this, you put them up in a hotel, you sequester them, and then the interrogation goes on for days.
	Now, yesterday, on Sunday, Dallas Jones was spotted for the first time in over a week at the Fountain of Praise Church in Houston.
	So this is the first time we've seen Dallas Jones.
	There are rumors that the Joe Biden campaign has technically fired him for damage control reasons.
	But here's what's really going on.
	The FBI has been investigating this.
	I know that for a fact.
	The FBI knows exactly what's going on with the fake IDs and the fraudulent voting and the fraudulent drive-through voting.
	They are trying to do their bare minimum to try to stop this as FBI agents while keeping it silent, while trying to not get it out into the press, while massaging the reporters there, the Democrat reporters in Houston, Texas,
	not to talk about it.
	And then we see Chris Ray coming out saying, oh, the reports of voter fraud are the Iranians.
	It's Iranian disinformation, sending a message to the rank and file agents.
	Shut up about these investigations.
	And if anybody talks about voter fraud, then it's Iran who's spreading that kind of misinformation.
	So the orders are coming down from the top from the FBI.
	Shut up about this stuff.
	But I'm not going to.
	Well, Chris Ray, at this point, to me is.
	Is this ringing any bells?
	This is a third world country.
	This is how we behave in Zimbabwean dictatorships.
	That's awesome.
	Arizona's back in play, apparently.
	2-4.
	Fucking 2-4.
	2-4.
	Fucking 2-4, fuck.
	It's a fucking 2-4.
	That's a good idea.
	An African hoser.
	Look at fucking McGuinness over here with a 2-4 under his arm, fucking.
	Smoking a fucking dot.
	He is out for a rip.
	Just going to send it.
	Arizona Secretary of State prolongs results until tomorrow.
	And that's something I meant to bring up.
	I'm glad I'm reminded.
	If there's any major information, like we get Arizona, we get Nevada, we get Georgia, we will be coming back on the show.
	I know technically I'm not supposed to be here until Monday, but we will not be letting you down.
	We will be giving you our two cents.
	So if it's Sunday night, if it's Saturday morning, if we get a major state, obviously if there's a win, we will be coming back on the air and going live.
	But this whole show should really have just been this graph.
	2-5.
	This is it.
	This is it, folks.
	This is why we are Africa.
	Republican votes were going great.
	Democrats were losing.
	Tighter than I thought it would be.
	I have to admit.
	I thought it would be more of a landslide.
	But then while we were sleeping, look at the times there.
	So it was like 5 in the morning.
	Who's awake at 5 in the morning?
	And we go from, these should be reversed as far as order goes, but 83% at 6.59.
	Oh, no, sorry, that's 6.59.
	So, wait a minute.
	Total presidential votes for each party so far with 83% of Michigan's expected vote counted as of 6.59 a.m. on November 4th.
	But then 6.23 on November 4th.
	Oh, sorry, that's Wisconsin and Michigan.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	So, yeah.
	In both cases, right when it was looking hopeless for the Dems in Wisconsin and Michigan at 6.23 and 7 a.m., there's a massive L-shaped bump where the Democrats start kicking ass and taking names.
	How unusual.
	Go to 2.6.
	Benny Johnson, of course, captures it beautifully when he says this is Biden's new logo.
	I mean, that's everything.
	If you ever want to sort of do an icon or an avatar of this fucked up election and why we're Africa, that's what it is.
	Oh, Steve Bannon's banned, by the way.
	You see that?
	2-9?
	The war room is kicked off YouTube?
	Cassandra Fairbanks.
	Breaking.
	Steve Bannon's War Room banned by YouTube and Twitter at nearly the same time.
	Wouldn't be great if we got him and Raheem Kassan on censory?
	Yes.
	So we, yeah, we shoot between 2.6 and 2.7.
	Everyone's seen this, right?
	This Indian who spat in the cops' face?
	Yes.
	Okay, no, it is.
	Okay, I found it.
	The Indians, they spit the poo-poo at the cops.
	But it is the clear poo-poo fish.
	You've seen this, right?
	Yes.
	Yeah, everyone's seen this.
	So, you see what happened there?
	She spat on him and it took a second for him to feel the moisture.
	And he's like, oh shit, that spit.
	And I've talked to a lot of cops.
	You can bite them, scratch them, but for some reason, spit does well in court.
	Everything else, they go, well, you should have made, that's the job you chose.
	She will not do good in court.
	She's probably rich.
	She was a, I think she was an intern for Jerry.
	Jerry, what's the guy?
	Nadler?
	Jerry Nadler.
	She was an intern for Jerry Nadler.
	She's got a raise.
	I thought this was funny.
	So BuzzFeed, we're cheering an anti-Trump demo.
	This is 2-7.
	Look at her.
	They're all the same.
	These ugly spinsters.
	Click on the next one, though, first.
	Look at her.
	Look at her.
	Who fucks you?
	Men fuck you at 3 in the morning and then they leave.
	That's so sad.
	So, incredible job by the Every Vote Counts protest across the road who pumped up Beyonce's party so not one word could be heard of Pam Bondi's speech.
	Amber, when there's a big crowd, but people have mics near them, everyone hears the speech.
	Pam Bondi probably couldn't hear it very well because everyone was screaming, but microphones work like this.
	If there was construction going on in our, you know, if our office next door, the Chinese merchants, whatever the hell they are, if they were destroying their office right now with sledgehammers, you probably wouldn't hear it on this mic.
	That's how microphones work.
	They're directional.
	So everyone heard the speech.
	In fact, I think if you scroll down, you can hear the speech.
	With former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, as you can see in the center of your screen there, and Campbellian Senior Advisor Corey Wandowski, screen left.
	This is.
	We're now beginning.
	The fact they got Pennsylvania when Biden said, I'm going to abolish all your jobs.
	That alone.
	The big takeaway for this show is the graph.
	That's an African graph.
	But I got lost in a little hole there with that BuzzFeed chick, and I was looking at BuzzFeed people.
	Do you know they ask for money?
	One of the guys at my gym was asked to do a fight for charity.
	And he's like, yeah, okay, I'll do it.
	When is it?
	It's like in three days.
	Oh, okay.
	What's it for?
	Like kids with cancer, homeless people, after-school programs?
	No, it's for this gym.
	They need money.
	What?
	It's not even his gym.
	They expect him to do a fight for charity for some gym that would like to raise money for itself.
	Like asking for charity is embarrassing.
	I would do it if, you know, my children were starving and had hunger pains and I, I don't know, I feel like I would get involved in crime before that.
	I might start dealing drugs.
	But anyway, it's conceivable that I would ask for charity if we were in like some weird Bosnian war where I couldn't work at McDonald's or do anything.
	But it's like number 3,042 on the to-do list.
	But BuzzFeed, which is supposed to be a news source like the New York Times, whatever, they just ask for money.
	Look at 2.8.
	This is the weirdest thing.
	Our whole entire newsroom has been busting butts to bring quick and accurate election coverage to a website near you.
	So I personally think y'all should give us a little bit of money to support our work.
	Isn't that fucking weird?
	Now click on it.
	Become a BuzzFeed member.
	Whatever the hell that means.
	$5 a month, $100 per year.
	What are you giving us?
	But you already have ads and shit.
	You're already supposed to be a thing.
	And by the way, you're not censored.
	Like, say, censored.tv, where we're given no other options.
	Isn't that bizarre?
	Weird.
	I've never seen that before.
	No, me neither.
	That is weird to me.
	That is like the poo-poo.
	Oh, yes.
	What do you got there?
	It's a millennial joke.
	We just got a letter.
	We just got a letter.
	We just got a letter.
	He's so happy.
	You know what?
	I know a secret about that guy.
	What?
	I knew a chick that was fucking him.
	Super hot, slightly chubby Asian girl.
	He was a fucking raging pothead, apparently.
	Allegedly.
	I remember hearing that.
	Oh, you heard that too?
	Yes.
	Allegedly.
	Oh, wow.
	Don't sue me.
	He got a little Moby-ish in his life.
	Oh, he went bald.
	I am not the Blues Clues man.
	Nah, you are.
	He embraced the bald.
	You know what a barmaid said to me the other day?
	There was some bald dude on TV, and I go, bald.
	That would suck to be bald.
	And she goes, I'd rather be single, to be honest.
	Oh, shit.
	Isn't that harsh?
	Damn.
	Or you can just put a wool hat on, like Tim Poole.
	Look at that.
	Listen, ma'am.
	If your follicular count is going down, I get it.
	Put the beanie on, ma'am.
	All right, I guess we're done.
	Like, let's look up political.
	Let's watch Fox News.
	Maybe we'll check the mail, but it's time to wrap it up here, I believe.
	Okay.
	Do we have a final video?
	Yeah, we should we boycott Fox News if they do, if they call whatever it is, Georgia.
	Pennsylvania for what just happened?
	If they call Pennsylvania for a while.
	That looked like a lot of red just there.
	Is that extra red?
	No.
	No.
	Nevada's looking pretty darn blue.
	When are we going to fucking know?
	Remember when Election Day was a day?
	Like, we did a six-hour show on, was it Tuesday?
	And barely scratched the surface.
	Florida Trump.
	If Biden really had this, this would not be happening.
	About how this election has been played from the bad poll to the city.
	I called this, I said we would be dragged through the mud for months after the election.
	Remember that.
	I'll go dig it up.
	Oh, what about that?
	Oh, what about that?
	What do they call it?
	What did they call it?
	That thing I sent you, the guy with the numbers in this chart.
	I sent it to you, so I'm going to go to my sent.
	You sent it to me via email or text?
	I did.
	Email.
	Oh, dear.
	My wife just sent me the stupidest text.
	I'm having such a nice needed time.
	I guess I should.
	She has friends over.
	Here we go.
	Let's talk the actual math of the Arizona vote, where it stands right now and what the trends are.
	There's 605,000 outstanding votes, an enormous amount of votes still to be cast.
	Right now, we have a deficit of 93,000 votes.
	Biden is clearly leading.
	But here's the thing.
	These votes that are outstanding are mostly Election Day votes.
	POTUS needs to win 58% of these remaining votes to make up for this deficit.
	Here's the Election Day trend in Maricopa County, which is by far the biggest county where Phoenix is.
	62%.
	You see Arizona as like a 2A state.
	Don't you?
	Yeah.
	I think you can walk into a fucking gun store, and if you have an Arizona driver's license, you walk out with a handgun.
	No shit.
	That we're going to eclipse the level we need and actually substantially win Arizona.
	But in addition to that, these votes are not all from Maricopa.
	They're also from the rural counties of Arizona where we're doing much better than 62%, even into the 70s.
	So the math suggests strongly that we are going to win Arizona and we will know as soon as Friday.
	Because of that, it's reprehensible for any news organization, Fox or AP, to call this state at this premature juncture.
	The president is that news, Max?
	I don't know what.
	I think that might be just him.
	Is that just him?
	I don't know, Ryan.
	Like, click on the thing.
	There was no bridge.
	Steve Cortez.
	It wasn't Steve Cortez.
	Propaganda.
	I don't think you would promote a guy if it wasn't part of your network.
	So go up to the top.
	Voice of the Deplorables, Happy Warrior, C-Man.
	MAGA County.
	So maybe it's a Trump thing?
	He's a Trump campaign guy.
	He's like in his cab in it.
	Okay.
	Cab, ain't it?
	I sent you an email just recently, like one second ago.
	I'm about to pee my pants.
	Oh, go ahead.
	You can pee.
	Is this a video?
	Let me show that while I pee.
	Okay.
	The bipartisan commission chaired by Jimmy Carter and James Baker said back in 2009 that mail-in voting is fraught with the risk of fraud and coercion.
	Since then, until this administration.
	Sorry, I haven't proved it.
	Let me talk.
	In the newspapers, in networks, academic studies saying it is open to fraud and coercion.
	The only time the narrative changed is after this administration came in.
	Elections that have been held with mail have found substantial fraud and coercion.
	As far as widespread fraud, we haven't seen that since.
	Well, we haven't had the kind of widespread use of mail in ballots that's being proposed.
	We've had absentee ballots from people who request them from a specific address.
	Now what we're talking about is mailing them to everyone on the voter list when everyone knows those Voter lists are inaccurate.
	People trying to change the rules to this methodology, which, as a matter of logic, is very open to fraud and coercion, is reckless and dangerous.
	And people are playing with fire.
	All right.
	Let's do a brief mailbag.
	We have no new news.
	The reason we did this show live was just in case something broke, but ain't nothing breaking.
	No.
	If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
	They said by noon today we were supposed to get us.
	Yeah, we were supposed to get Nevada at noon.
	How can you record 150 million votes in five hours and then take several days to complete the last few hundred thousand?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.
	Let me touch it.
	We never let him touch it.
	I'm only going to do election stuff.
	That guy only looked at the white woman.
	He didn't look at one of them men.
	You're right about women, Gavin.
	That guy only...
	Oh, the guy we just saw.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	And you notice how easily the men work out?
	I think the reason I'm known as a Nazi and a racist is because I don't put up with black bullshit.
	Like, I treat black people like equals.
	So when a black person goes, do you know what I've been through?
	I go, fuck off.
	While everyone else is like, mm, mm-hmm.
	Yeah.
	It might be part of being an immigrant, being a Canadian, being a British guy.
	I just hear one group whining and I go, what the fuck are you whining about?
	And that's a sin.
	You know, he touched the guy, though, right?
	When he made his point, he was like, he's like, we need to get off his shoulders.
	They love touching a guy while they make me.
	I would just, like, I would hope that if I was on that show and some guy did that, I'd go, get the fuck off me, Tyler Perry.
	Three nights of live.
	I could get used to this.
	Gav.
	By the way, from now on, Wednesdays are just calls.
	Whoa, really?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Oh, you horny yet?
	This just came in.
	Alex Jones shows up in.
	You see this?
	Oh, that's cool.
	Whoa, what a hot woman that is.
	He's a human bear, man.
	Dude, his punches.
	That was the funniest shit I've ever seen in person ever.
	And I go to a boxing gym every day.
	I get punched all the time.
	They're all conceivable.
	Apparently, he asked people, like his staff, to do that.
	Punch me in the face.
	No, it hurts your wrist to punch him.
	It's like punching a tree.
	It doesn't hurt your fist.
	It hurts your wrist.
	And then when he punches you, it's just, my brother is similar.
	It's a fucking battering ram.
	I don't even like talking.
	You can still feel it, right?
	Oh, I can feel it right now.
	It's like, imagine a pole.
	You know, in basements in the 70s homes, there's a pole and it's full of cement.
	And it's what holds up the basement.
	Take that out and then swing it and swing it and then go wham into someone.
	No, that's not even, it's more of a log.
	Uh-huh.
	I'm traumatized.
	It's like getting kicked in the balls in the arm.
	Just a heads up, no video, black screen at the start of the show.
	That was no video on stream, audio only.
	That was quickly fixed.
	So I don't get what people are saying.
	This guy, Aaron Mooney, wants us to see something, but it's on Facebook.
	I can't look at Facebook.
	Oh, yeah, that can't.
	That shit ain't happening now.
	This is part of their shit, right?
	Someone has sent us in.
	I know I said I'm only doing the election, but someone sent us in an image of a sewing machine.
	That seems impossible.
	Yeah, now I get it less than I did before, actually.
	No, I'm getting closer.
	Yeah, I see it.
	It drives it in, then it's caught by someone.
	It scoops it.
	That's still like...
	Yeah, okay.
	Maybe it's not voodoo after all.
	It's the best for the Africa show that we still think it's voodoo.
	The sewing machine is the voodoo.
	You don't touch it.
	There is no way a thing can go like that and grab it from the other side.
	Unless, of course, there's a looping snake that bites it and lets it go.
	A looping snake, yeah.
	Like the Crass logo.
	Hey, Gav and Ryu, I suggest using Epoch Times in general rather than mainstream liberal media like Fox.
	Yes, they got bought out.
	CNN, etc.
	They're a great independent media source that has been crushing the CCCP virus coverage from the start.
	The right sidebar also gives updates on Trump's lawsuits and moves, the Epoch Times.
	Isn't the Epoch Times in China?
	Isn't it an anti-Chinese paper in China?
	That's fucking balls.
	When I was last in China, a journalist wrote about police brutality and, oh shit, there's Ron Coleman.
	I forgot we were supposed to call Ron Coleman tonight.
	Look, go to the Epoch Times.
	Oh, no talking to press allowed.
	What are you doing?
	School down.
	Forget the TriCaster.
	It can crash.
	We've been doing this for an hour and 37 minutes already.
	School down.
	Look, there's our boy.
	Oh.
	He's in Philly, right?
	Yeah.
	Philadelphia Sheriff not enforcing court order on poll observers, Trump campaign says.
	Corey Lewandowski.
	What's her name?
	Janice Bimbo.
	I forgot.
	Janet Barbie.
	What's her name?
	I don't know.
	Corinne.
	Pam Bondi.
	Pam Bondi.
	Pam Bondi, Corin Lewandowski.
	And there is my lawyer, Ron Cole.
	That's the guy who's suing the SPLC.
	Our dude.
	Okay, I'm glad he said no because I didn't miss it then.
	Okay, we will use the Epoch Times more.
	Thank you for that.
	Arizona Republicans say state is trying to hit a Trump.
	Gavin, the fact that you're back doing another show means a lot as a customer.
	Whenever shows that shall not be named do a long stream, they sometimes take a week or two or three off.
	I plan on leaving my yearly subscription on due to your hard work.
	I'm hoping you can get the Red Elephants on your network.
	I noticed he mentioned it on his D live stream.
	Yeah, I'm interested in them.
	Although, I'm a little concerned about the Judaism thing.
	As a Zionist, I tend to...
	Although I'm a Christian and I have an atheist on, so that shouldn't be a problem.
	What's more important?
	The number of times a woman has had sex or the number of men she's had sex with, the number of men she's had sex with, I'm afraid, my friend.
	If a woman had sex 7,000 times with one man and then he died, who cares?
	Or we kill him.
	Hey, Gavin, that's probably a boring question.
	This is my first election.
	I've been so invested.
	It's the first time voting here in Mount Vernon, New York.
	I know there was no way New York would ever flip for Trump, but if you Google results specifically for New York, it is overwhelmingly red.
	What?
	If you go...
	Mount Vernon's all black.
	There's no way that could be red.
	So my question is, how does something like this happen where most of the state is clearly red, but the other guy is somehow killing it?
	Because the cities.
	Yeah.
	Albany, Buffalo, New York City.
	Mount Vernon cannot be red.
	That's Larry Barnes' hometown.
	We got to get him doing more fighting with Larry Barnes, by the way.
	It kind of looks like it.
	Hold up.
	So New York City's there, that little speck of a speck.
	Then you go above that, you get the shittily, Italy Bronx City, Wong City.
	You got to move in, zoom in way more, dude.
	That's all it lets me.
	Mount Vernon is right above the Bronx.
	Not right above the Bronx, but...
	I can't see where this is.
	It's north of the Bronx, very south of Connecticut.
	I see nothing but blue from New York City to Connecticut.
	If it guaranteed a Trump win, would you let Ryan blow you on camera to completion?
	I don't think that's necessary.
	Hmm, that's a good question.
	It's not.
	It's a terrible question.
	Hey, look at this.
	A better map.
	Would I let...
	Because obviously don't want Ryan to blow me, although he is the mayor of the fag zone, but saving America forever is a pretty noble pursuit.
	I probably could never have my wife blow me ever again, because I would go like, oh yeah, that's the Ryan thing.
	I don't hate that.
	I mean, 620,000 men died for our country in the Civil War.
	Joe Biggs has had his Hum V flipped by an IED.
	Is that the word?
	Well, if Joe Biden said he would concede if that happened, I would consider it.
	Sure.
	I would do it.
	Why does it sound like you're taking the sacrifice?
	Well, you don't exist in this scenario in a way.
	It's almost like Black Mirror.
	Oh, like it, like I'm saying.
	Yeah, like, yeah, you're not invited to the thing.
	No one asked you, would you blow Gavin?
	This is somehow your, I don't know.
	Oh, I'm just, I'm in it already.
	Yeah, it's hard to explain, but you're not really.
	I'm not a variable.
	Yeah, like.
	Maybe you're secretly gay or something.
	I don't know.
	In this scenario, you could have had a whole other life.
	You could be a different Ryan in a sense.
	I'd probably fire you after that, by the way.
	Yeah, no way.
	I don't want to see your faggot face.
	Unless it's bobbing on my own penis.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for the blowjob.
	You're fired.
	I would go right to HR.
	Oh, wait.
	I blew my boss and he fired me.
	Well, that's not quid pro quo, I'm afraid.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Supposed to me, you get a raise.
	Did you do a good job?
	Yeah, did you fuck it up?
	Did you bite it?
	Let me show you how to do blowjob.
	And then HR shows you how to suck it using a banana.
	Oh, that's fun.
	Oh, the show's getting funny right as we leave.
	Okay, let's jump to the final video.
	You should have made that thing by now, which you totally forgot about.
	What thing?
	The graphics for the final video.
	Oh, you're right.
	We have the song.
	You've been busy bees here.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, you've been sitting around your room talking Ingy Malmsteen.
	No, Mounstein.
	No, no.
	Play the song at least.
	Oh, you want the...
	Okay.
	We have a new song.
	We do.
	I'll drop this on the old.
	All you got to do is take a bunch of old 80s Beastie Boys footage.
	That's pretty easy.
	All right, that'll be tonight.
	Yeah, throw some TVs on it.
	No, have a TV.
	Right.
	Have a 1980s TV and then in it, have just a stupid Beastie Boys montage.
	Sure, sure.
	And then end with final video written like an MTV kind of way.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Easy.
	That's great.
	Cool.
	It has been.
	You know what you should do?
	You should show the, include in the footage that Beastie Boys party where they're like pouring beer down women's pants.
	I love that.
	Yeah, I downloaded that.
	Because I love that footage because they pretend that early Beastie Boys, that was just, we were making fun of jocks.
	No, you fingered it.
	You were jocks.
	Sorry.
	Okay, here's my question.
	How did he get the blue paint on him?
	Clearly he's a Biden guy.
	The blue wave.
	Actually, this is a perfect depiction of the election.
	The red towel versus the blue wave, yeah.
	Nigud.
	You want to fight him so bad.
	You don't.
	No, I do.
	Because I know he's not going to stomp on my head if he does knock me out.
	I feel like he knocks me out, someone's going to grab him.
	But I really would want to.
	I feel like I could get him on the chin.
	On the button.
	What are you looking at?
	Going to be a good one.
	What are you looking at?
	Yeah, put your outfit on.
	Put your outfit on.
	But seriously, why does he cover in blue paint?
	Did he bring a can of blue paint and pour it on himself?
	I don't know.
	Where'd he get it?
	No, look at the blue.
	It's on the floor.
	I know, I know.
	So what are the physics of this?
	Like, where did he get the paint?
	Did he dig?
	Did someone else do it?
	Did he leave the house nude with a pink thing on and a can of blue paint?
	By the way, what a beautiful little neighborhood.
	Yeah, it looks fun.
	I want to move there.
	Like, it's just the sidewalk.
	Yeah, I mean, I guess you could drive.
	My wife and I will move to Northern Scotland or some little British town, like a Tommy Robinson-type little cobblestone street pub town after the kids go to college.
	Convert to Islam.
	Yeah.
	No, Tommy's not in Luton anymore.
	No, no, no, no.
	True, mate.
	True, true.
	Oh, no, no.
	He's in a state.
	He's in a state.
	He's not sound.
	Leather jacket guy.
	He's not sound as a pound.
	Sound, sound, sound.
	He's literally mucking about.
	What are you doing, mate?
	And there's that one guy in the leather jacket who has my instinct.
	Listen to this bitch.
	Stop it.
	This card needs help.
	Oh, God.
	Go help him.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	She's like, why are you filming this?
	Why are you filming it?
	Why do you think that's funny?
	Stop it.
	This card needs help.
	Just leave it.
	Alright, then you help him and I'll film.
	Yeah.
	Get help.
	Get to hear, bitch.
	We're all having a good time.
	It made the final video on Get Off My Lawn.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
	I never stop fighting.
	And I don't know what to do.
	I need to go.
	Like you watching Jane.
	Johnny B. Putin.
	Just be one of your night.
	Johnny Poole.

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