All Episodes
Previous Next
Oct. 27, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:28:55
S03E30 - FINAL DESTINATION [2020-10-27 - S03E30 - FINAL DESTINATION]
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
That's Horses by Patty Smith.
Considered to be one of the most seminal punk songs of all time.
Arguably led to the founding of punk itself.
1975, right?
Punk was 77.
What do you think of Patty Smith, Trump?
It's her birthday today.
Did you know that?
Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
This beats a crystal ball, an eight ball.
Front page of the post, ACB.
It's kind of lame that we're stealing their abbreviation thing with RBG.
Notorious ACB.
Are we going to have notorious ACB shirts now?
But obviously.
She was confirmed.
That's the only kind of Republican we can get to do anything.
It's ones where they have black kids and they've never sinned.
I mean, Brett Kavanaugh almost didn't make it, and he may have jumped on a lady and he was nude fucking 50 years ago.
How is the sound?
You're making me uncomfortable.
It's good.
Okay.
Today's book, Coloring the News by Bill McGowan, an absolute life-changing masterpiece about media bias.
It was written in the turn of the century, I guess you'd call it, right?
2000.
And he documents the ineptitude of the New York Times.
He also did an incredible book called Gray Lady Down, where he talks about the death of the New York Times and how it used to be great.
But this, he just talks, and it's amazing because he's predicted where we are right now.
Just like yesterday's book, Coming Apart, you can see the bias.
Like, for example, they talk about Amadou Diallo, Abner Luima.
I think it's Amadou Diallo.
And he was shot, and they said, they shot him 70 times.
They shot him in the feet.
And that became the story about how evil the cops are.
Like, they're just using blacks as target practice and shooting their feet.
Bunch of dicks.
And then Bill goes through the actual story in the book.
And what happened was there had been a rash of rapes and robberies in this part of, I guess, East New York.
And this guy was probably illegal.
And the cops say, stop, stop, because he matched a description of the bad guy.
And he just kept going like this and retreating into his apartment, like through the glass doors.
I'm like, stop, stop, stop.
You look like the bad guy that we've been hired to catch.
And they go, let me see your ID.
Let me see your ID.
And eventually he goes like this and pulls out his wallet, his black wallet.
So they assume it's a gun.
He's acting really weird.
And they go, all of those shots lasted like 10 seconds or less.
Maybe three.
And then when the cops realized that it was a wallet, they were in tears.
They were mortified.
So it's such a fucking fake narrative.
In fact, let me jump ahead here to the end of the show and talk about 4-0.
So that story I told you about is probably like 2,000.
And then this story, okay, so it says a New York cop was suspended for repeatedly saying Trump 2020 on his patrol car's loudspeaker.
That sounds pretty bad, right?
That sounds like cops are campaigning and they're using their tax dollars.
That's not what we hire them for.
We hire them to be impartial and to catch bad guys.
We know they support Trump in their private life and that's fine, but no.
But that's not what happened, BuzzFeed.
Is that BuzzFeed?
Yep.
Yeah.
Do they have the video of it?
Oh, look, lots of people talking about it.
Where's the video?
See, I've seen the video.
And in it, there's some Antifa type saying, say Trump 2020, bitch.
I fucking dare you, you bitch.
You pussy ass bitch.
And then the guy goes, Trump 2020.
It was funny.
So he picked a fight.
And what's the officer's other option?
His other option is, okay, I'm sorry, Antifa.
You put me in my place.
You showed me who's boss.
1 million views.
Trump 2020.
Put it on YouTube.
Put it on Facebook.
Trump 2020.
Take a picture.
Take a picture.
Take a video.
Put it on Facebook.
Fuck you.
Have some fun.
So they're leaving out the part.
That's not the video I saw.
At the very beginning, you'd hear some.
Go fuck yourself, you fucking bubble bug.
Fucking fascist.
Yeah.
See it.
They show the other video.
Because the other video, you hear it from the guy saying fucking fascist.
That's it.
That's it.
Show that one.
Do it again.
What?
You can't say Trump 2020 now, fucking pussy?
Say it again.
Trump 2020.
Go fuck yourself, you fucking fascist.
There we go.
So, the story I just told you was in Bill McGowan's book 20 years ago.
And here we are with this same bullshit narrative.
I was just thinking about on the way to the studio, too.
It really is amazing how the media is so corrupt and effective.
Not a great combination.
That they've convinced an entire country to ignore the riots we see going on every day.
Every day.
In my notes, there's a section called Riots.
Every day.
Yet, it's Proud Boys.
It's right-wing violence.
What will happen.
Anyway, before we get all newsy and heavy, I had to do that because the book of the day is news.
Uh-oh.
I went to a new barber and I'm not sure I'm happy with his his skills.
This little thing at the back.
An extra swoop.
Shwoop.
It's not that easy to do this dude, you know?
You've got to watch this area.
I don't think it's a bunch of dummies from Albania.
I'm resisting watching Borat.
Haven't done it yet.
Because so much of what Sasha Baron Cohen does is pose as a retard.
And then people are benevolent because they feel bad.
And then it's look how stupid these losers are.
Now, Trump isn't like that.
Trump told Borat to go fuck himself.
Just ignored him.
But most people, when they saw Ali G, they would go, oh, it's a dumb Uyghur black kid or a weird ethnic kid who's into hip-hop.
At least he's trying to do something.
I'm going to humor him.
That's the key, humor.
Like they had in his Sasha Baron Cohen's America thing, he had this guy who was okay with showing kindergartners how to use AK-47s.
And so you go, well, that's pretty stupid.
I don't want my four-year-old shooting an automatic weapon.
And it turns out that he told him he was from Israel.
And he wants to show kids there.
This guy doesn't know.
And I went to a place in Israel, Starat, S-D-E-R-O-T, I believe.
And their schools were constantly attacked, firebombed, bombed.
So you look at the school and it looks like a military base.
The walls of concrete this thick.
The kids play under an awning where they can't get hit with bombs.
So I don't know.
If you don't know a lot about Israel, you might go, yeah, I guess if kids are being shot at on a daily basis, they should have weapons.
Somebody who is a terrorist in a burqa and a normal woman in a burqa?
I cannot tell.
We have developed a technique.
Do you want to know how to do this?
Absolutely.
Okay, enough.
And I just read in the paper today this woman who was hired to babysit Borat's daughter because he thought she was 15, thought all of this was true.
She's some nice old lady, 62-year-old from Oklahoma, who thought that they were selling off the daughter.
And she's been sitting there freaking out, praying for this girl, this Kazakhstani girl.
And the girl, it's not in my notes, and the girl is an actress.
Even prank calls.
I've said this to you before.
When I'm listening to Stern and they call him Pizza Place and then they have a Pizza Place, they put him, you know, what's his name?
What am I?
10?
Jim Florentine.
Jim Florentine.
He's always doing stuff like that.
And Jim Florentine's fucking hilarious and he's a really funny guy.
And I don't mind if someone is calling to sell him some shit or it's someone else who drew first blood.
But punching down to someone who's just trying to make money at a pizza place, I'm just like, can you not waste their time?
Makes me really uncomfortable.
I always have to switch away.
Speaking of uncomfortable, so I didn't see Borat yet.
We have to see it.
I want to watch Withnail and I with Milo.
He wants to do a show from my house on Friday.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
But I did see Unhinged.
And it's very good.
Russell Crowe is amazing in it.
But you won't see this in the trailer.
There's the woman, the victim's kids are older, or maybe it's her brother.
He's older.
And there's this thing.
Now just pause because this is very hard to explain.
There's a thing in LA where people act a certain flippant, cool way that no one in the real world acts like, not even people in LA.
Now, LA are already weirdos and they're almost like autistic people because they don't see each other much.
In New York, we're seeing people all day.
So we've got mannerisms down.
We know how to tell a good story.
We know when someone's trying to kill us.
We've got everything sussed out.
In LA, you're in your house or traffic or going to get a Starbucks.
So you don't interact with people.
That's why they dress so terrible.
And they end up acting weird, really phony, really enthusiastic.
I used to go there to pitch TV all the time.
And the first few times I went, everyone would tell me how fantastic I look.
Oh my God, you look amazing.
Have you been working out?
And I go, what?
And then I would believe them.
Because if New York, if someone says that, you go, I must be fucking gorgeous.
And then I would get back to the hotel and look in the mirror and go, what the fuck?
What is this?
What are you?
And hugging you all the time.
Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
And I'm just sitting there like, ah.
And they say yes to projects all the time.
Yeah, let's do it.
In New York, when you say yes, you're doing the project.
In LA, they say yes, and then you start the thing and they go, oh, no, no, we can't do that.
Go, why'd you say yes?
Why'd you waste my fucking time?
Anyway, this is a very long-winded way of saying the mannerisms of the actors in this movie outside of Russell Crowe and the victim, they have this thing at the beginning of the movie where they're sort of like lackadaisical and like, mom, are you...
You're not serious.
Please tell me you're not serious.
I'm serious, Buster.
Get your pants on.
Okay, getting pants on officially.
And you're like, no one talks like that.
Who are you?
A lazy, cool teen?
You're 42.
It's like this sort of Mondays thing, like get me a coffee.
Ugh.
I hate it.
It totally pulls you out of the movie.
But then Russell Crowe pulls you back in.
So he's a guy who is unhinged because he got divorced.
And he killed his ex-wife and her new boyfriend.
And now he doesn't give a shit.
So if someone honks at him, he's going to make sure she knows what it's like to have a bad day.
Again, another LA thing, traffic.
Like we All experience a little bit of traffic, but for you LA people, it's your entire life.
I think LA is a socialist country, but instead of being ruled by a dictator, they're ruled by traffic.
Did you know in LA, people will not be friends with people in East LA, like Mexicans and stuff, because they're racist?
No, not because they're racist.
Because if you befriend an East LAer, you'll never be able to hang out with them because of the commute.
So they just ignore people who are in certain geographical locations.
You can only be friends with people in your immediate area.
And four to six is just a write-off.
So whatever you're doing had better be a situation where you can be back home by four.
Otherwise, I'll meet you at 6.01.
But 4-6 doesn't exist.
That's a big chunk of the day.
I was taking my boy to golf lessons yesterday.
From 4-6.
Accept my apology.
Just ignore him.
If you could just do the same, we could press reset.
Look how much weight he put on for this.
He's a fucking pillowcase.
For this?
Yeah.
You think just for this?
Yes.
Not life?
Nope.
He's huge in it.
Ma'am, are you okay?
I'm pretty sure the guy in this.
That woman's a good actor.
The black woman there.
Watching this chill, man.
Go your own way.
If we hung out with JL after this movie came out, this would have been the reference.
If he wears a flander.
I don't think you really know what a bad day is.
Anyway, that's enough.
I don't approve of watching trailers.
If you're going to watch it, you're going to watch it.
And I can't wait to see this Liam Neeson one, but it's only in theaters.
What's it called?
The thief?
Yeah, something like that.
The good thief.
Let me see.
The quiet thief.
Yeah, I think that's it.
The hot thief.
If I was doing an action film and I was a thief, they would probably want to call it the hot thief.
I am getting hot.
I showed you my sexy body yesterday.
But dude, today at the gym, they were trying to abuse me.
They were trying to break me.
And in fact, the owner said to Larry, he goes, let's crush him today.
Wow.
And so I had a thing where I had to do push-ups in between rounds.
And there was this bag.
It's not really a heavy bag.
It's sort of like a water bag meets a heavy bag.
And they said, keep that up in the air.
If that comes down, you're doing 10 push-ups.
So I just kept in the air and I was dying and my arms hurt.
And then all of a sudden, it was like this second win.
I was back.
Nice.
Takes a lot of fucking work, though.
Like, you definitely have to go every day to get to that second win phase when you're 50.
You youngsters.
Also, speak...
What, you found the one?
What is it?
The Honest Thief?
Honest Thief.
It's fucking only in theaters.
What theaters?
In Pennsylvania, they're open.
In Pennsylvania, they're open.
Is that the way you duck down Pennsylvania?
Yeah.
That's my new character.
Hey, Trump, what do you think of Ryan's new voice?
I will build a great, great wall.
Just to not hear it?
Did you see this?
They're proud of this.
This obsession with blackening our history.
Hamilton.
Honeymooners.
James Bond.
And they didn't do anything to this.
But change...
But make characters black.
Oh, I got one for you.
Exact same movie with the same shots.
And the ruler of all the witches is the most evil woman in creation.
He would exterminate those brats.
Oh, they keep the evil woman white.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, look, even the mouse is brown.
Why on earth would I be carrying around a mouse?
Wait, is that literally true?
Yes.
The mouse was white and they made it.
Yo, we're not getting representation as black mice.
The blue potion's purple now.
That's like on the Atheism is Unstoppable video where they have Chenk a young Turk with a black guy and he's like, everything negative is black.
That's what we have to deal with every day.
White is seen as like purity, clouds.
Black is seen as like dirty.
I guess plants are racist because they like light and not dark.
See the Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland remake?
No?
It's just come away.
It's all combined, Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland.
Yeah, they're brother and sister.
Both of those stories are so dense.
Yeah.
That's like Star Wars and Jaws combined.
Or Flintstones and Jetsons.
Nope.
Nothing like that at all, Ryan.
Wait, her children are black?
Yeah.
Strange obsession.
Yeah.
Like, why don't you just make your own stories?
There's, of course, there's, like, racist.
Oh, racists don't like Peter Pan.
They don't like King Black Guy.
There's Black Hook.
Blook.
Blook.
What?
Time Traveling Slaves?
What the fuck is going on?
There's a Lost Voice.
A new film starring everything in the world.
It's a giant diarrhea of tropes.
Every single thing that anyone talks about is in this movie.
And of course the evil white woman.
Yeah.
Slavery.
Alice in Wonderland.
Peter Pan.
Flying bottles.
More slavery.
Crying.
Flying.
Jet ski.
Crying Wi-Fi.
Beavis and Butthead.
A bird with a mustache.
Whatever pops into your head is in this film.
Talking pens.
A village made out of basalt.
Some fucking Louisiana voodoo guy.
He's in it.
Remember those?
Pajamas.
Other clothes.
And another fairy tale.
And Angelina Jolie and some fucking alligators.
What a mess.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine?
Even the script must make your eyes bleed.
Speaking of jokes, some things that are semi-viral, like James O'Keefe put this up on Twitter and I thought everyone had seen it, so I didn't mention it on the show.
And it's on my parlor, but maybe not everyone here follows me on parlor.
Ryan hadn't heard of this.
No.
Oh, wow.
I get a sting on Veritas.
How you doing?
Nice to see you.
Thought I'd come by and say hi.
Hammer isn't angled right.
So a lot going on in the news.
A lot of things happening right now.
Absolutely.
A lot of disinformation that you're putting out, right?
What the hell are you talking about disinformation?
There's no disinformation.
Well, no one's here, dude.
You can be honest and talk about the fact that you're sending out fake shit.
No, there's no fake fake.
What do you got there on your neck there?
What is that?
That's a handkerchief.
It's a wire and a...
I don't have a wire?
Literally a dangling camera, like, dangling around your neck.
This is a medallion.
Anyway, this is so...
I don't know why you're being weird.
You're being weird.
That didn't go great.
He shouldn't have had a second camera.
His fake fake was pretty fake.
And I should have angled it better towards him.
Yeah.
Well, you're pretty rusty on the Veritasing, Veritas.
You can't do that.
I've heard that before.
I did work for Veritas.
And that joke happened once.
There was this fat black guy.
So it's a camera that goes on a button or on a pin, or you can have it in a pen or in a mug or in glasses.
But in this case, it was a button cam.
And he got made, the black guy.
And he was wearing a shirt this tight with a fucking button here.
And you could see the wire going like this, like a thick vein.
I'm like, Rob, what are you doing?
And then he gets in it with me.
Like, I know you have pissed you off, but you don't have to mention it on a call.
And I'm like, you're ruining the whole operation, dude.
He's all defensive.
Kind of like that.
I'm haunted by that letter we got yesterday about the police, sorry, the military academy, where it's getting shut down for being racist.
But what it really is, is just subjecting blacks to the same kind of horrible, tough discipline that everyone gets at these schools.
It's like my gym today.
I could have said you said you're going to, I walk in there and this white guy says to the other white trainer, let's crush him.
And they have me doing drills that no one else in the gym had to do.
See?
Remember that thing I told you to try?
Pretend you're black in your head if you're not black.
Or if you're black and normal, you probably are if you're watching this show.
Pretend everyone's out to get you one day.
And you'll start seeing it in the weirdest things, the way people move and stuff.
It's better if you're white to do it because you know they're not being racist.
But I did it one day, all day, and it was really fucking weird and fun and bizarre.
Like the time the South African chose to sit away from me after he saw me walk in.
And in truth, he was trying to sit closer to an object.
Okay, can we get newsy yet?
How long have we been chatting for?
That's your thing again.
I'm percussive with my speech these days.
Why?
I don't know.
I just think it's a little more fun.
You're not very well lit.
You're shit lit.
Schlit.
What?
Shit-lit.
Schlit.
I saw a funny article about Vice.
Oh, no.
Funny article from Vice.
This is one for.
A bot tracking McDonald's ice cream machines finds troubling racial disparities.
This is one of the worst articles I've ever read.
So this guy, he's a nerd.
He's...
Like, look at his name.
He's got to be African.
He's probably an aristocrat who's never done his laundry once in his life.
That's the funny thing about a lot of this affirmative action.
When it's Africans, they're rich.
I was a janitor at my school, and the guy fired us all because we thought we had a shitty attitude.
And he goes, I'm going to fucking have only blacks next year.
And they're going to work their asses off because they're poor.
So he got all these African names and he said yes to all of them.
They all had ascots and monocles and British accents.
Hello.
I've just arrived from Nigeria.
And they were terrible workers because they never touched a broom before.
But I think that's what happened to Vice here.
They got this clown who's tracked all of the ice cream machines in America.
And with the help of other research groups, and this is where your money goes, by the way, with Black Lives Matter, they just make more programs and get more jobs to analyze data and conquer racism by wasting time.
I'm not exaggerating.
So, by the way, broken is not actually broken.
It could be just being cleaned or something.
Not functioning.
It might be working like by the time you're done doing your research.
But nope, they discounted us broken in this.
And oh, he's got a whole site called McBroken.
You see that link?
What?
McBroken.
Is the McDonald's ice cream machine broken?
And that's, and they've noticed, by the way, that in urban areas, more machines are broken.
I wonder why.
Does it have anything to do with the demographic of employees?
Yeah, it could be temper tantrums.
It could be overuse.
Maybe in more white middle-class areas, they tend to have less treats.
So it gets used more and it has to be cleaned more and broken down more.
Who cares?
How is this troubling?
How, what fucking clown world are we living on?
And by the way, ice cream's bad for you.
It has Too much sugar.
So, isn't non-functioning ice cream machines good for black neighborhoods?
And then, the other subtext too is food deserts.
In that article, they talk about food deserts and how they leave us with nothing but junk food, and then the junk food machine doesn't work.
So, they're starving us to death, I guess, is what we're taking from that.
But, like, again, just like yesterday's coming apart, none of these people have been to Harlem or any of these black areas.
I have watched Harlem over the past 20 years slowly lose its charm thanks to supply and thanks to what the people want.
And they don't want these charming Jamaican patty restaurants anymore.
They want Popeyes and Dunkin' Donuts.
And so when you drive around the quaintest parts of Harlem, they still have the beautiful townhouses, but there's nothing but chains, foot locker, Popeyes, Dunkin' Donuts, again and again and again.
Nothing.
No cute little shops, no vegan stuff, none of that shit.
It's all gone.
So it's a food desert that the locals want.
In fact, I remember, and the irony is this is very hard to look up because Whole Foods is in shit right now for telling someone they can't wear a Black Lives Matter mask.
So if you look up Whole Foods Controversy Race, it's 700 pages of that.
But I remember a few years ago, Whole Foods was starting to stretch out into East New York, Bushwick, and the likes.
And the locals were fucking furious because they said it's going to bring in white people and then the rent's going to go up.
And we don't want white people in our neighborhood because it changes the culture.
We don't like white people, basically.
That's how we feel.
So food deserts are not some draconian plan where the evil king decides to starve blacks.
It's the market.
Go open, go open a charming little farm-to-table grocery in Harlem and get back to me on how many people come by.
Anyway, that same author, he did this article for his, I don't know, his dissertation or something.
They call it a div three in the article.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Hampshire College is one of the craziest left-wing colleges.
So he did an essay there, the author that just did the troubling study.
And he decided that Uber is turning everyone into slaves and capitalism is evil.
I guess with socialism, you could just make Whole Foods in black areas.
Don't you think that guy grew up rich?
He's some African aristocrat.
His mother never wiped his ass, though the maids changed all the diapers.
Anyway, he just cut and pasted that essay and put it in vice, and now he's a regular advice, and now he's finding troubling things.
And the reason that's interesting, though, is because another article was brought to my attention recently on airmail.
If you ever go to this site, it's a new news thing where they go by sending you mass emails, and you have to submit your email to get the stuff.
Just put in a fake email.
I designed that ring.
Yeah, you know why?
I started wearing tons of gold rings on my fingers because I was getting in fights when I first moved here and you couldn't have a weapon.
So I just had like vice, love, hate, the police, a bunch of shit on my knuckles.
And then everyone started getting vice rings.
But anyway, so this article is so fucked.
It's all about how Vice is bro culture and they ruined it.
How did Vice blow it and trash billions in valuation?
So the truth is, Shane is the CEO whisperer.
He could sell Swampland to an alligator.
And he was always able to make the company seem better than it was.
Bullshit beats brains.
He called it perception versus reality.
And so he did a great job of making vice look a lot better than it does on paper.
When people run due diligence, they go, wait a minute, you're about 3 billion off.
But this guy, William D. Cohen, his angle, and it's the cuck angle of the century, is that the bros ruined it.
And now women, because women rock, women have to come in and clean it up.
And he talks about, here, just put in a fake email.
By the way, I was watching yesterday's show.
You wrote Manhattan where it says street.
Oh, really?
Did you put in a real one?
Yeah.
I just said put in a fake email like three times.
I don't have a fake email.
Make up an email.
Wait, how did you not hear me say put in a fake email twice?
I did, but I couldn't think of anything.
Wow.
Oh, look at this.
It says, standing by Gavin McKinnon, is one of the three founders of Vice Media, attends an alt-right protest in New York in 2017.
Now, look at that picture.
We were protesting Linda Sarseur doing a talk.
It was me, those guys, and about 98% Hasidic Jews and Orthodox Jews because she's Palestinian anti-Israel and they didn't think she should be.
Well, I don't know if they don't want her to do the talk, but they want to know that there's opposition to that kind of mentality.
So it was a pro-Jewish rally we were at.
The guy in the foreground was gay.
He OD'd on drugs.
Antifa harassed his mother so much she couldn't have a funeral for her boy.
And the guy in the back is in Bear Hill Correctional Facility for another two years.
He's serving a four-year sentence for daring to fight Antifa.
But yeah, the alt-right is the problem.
So this sentence I thought was really, oh, there's a picture of Shane in here that is so cringe.
Not that one.
It wasn't that one?
He's in front.
Look at him.
Go away.
He's in front of all these covers I made.
I designed every single one of those.
That's Nancy DeBook.
So the real story is Vice got woke and went broke.
After I left, they started kowtowing to the diversity mongers and they were hiring people based on race and are they trans?
And what do those people do?
They start to make more and more demands.
Oh, you just stopped right when you got there.
Look at the face.
Didn't we talk about this yesterday?
No.
Look at the faces.
Like the guy with the green hat.
No, go down.
Look on the left side or whatever left is.
But move over a little more.
I'm trying to really zoom that in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The green hat guy and then the face above him is classic.
Her with the polka dots.
She's like, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, let me go full screen.
And why are they all holding up one guy?
Like, where's poor Sarouche?
Oh, he's there holding his ankle.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's all you, not me.
I didn't start the whole thing from scratch or anything.
Anyway, here's what, and then so they started, then they had a union and they did this crazy thing, the writers, where they made the quality worse and worse, like let's try different cum cocktails, right?
And then they demanded more and more money.
So in order to get more money with less quality and less advertising and less interest, you need a union to fluff up the stats.
And then it didn't help that the CEO whisperer was saying, we're worth 40 billion.
People go, well, can I add some of that?
Well, it's not really there.
So they started to go broke.
And then Me Too started snowballing.
And Shane said, I think he said, I'm going to get caught up in this.
I'm out.
This is just my guess.
And so to avoid any conflict, he put a woman in the front.
Here, here's a woman.
And then they got this guy, what's his name?
He's from New York Post.
I forget his name.
But they get him in and he surrounds himself with women.
And that is what is fucking shit up.
Women ruin everything.
That's why they're not allowed on pirate ships.
Men would rather drink piss and fuck each other up the ass than have to work with women.
That should tell you something about how much trouble they can be on a ship.
But this is the sentence that pissed me off.
After Smith got drummed out, however, it fell to an adult to clean up the stinking mess the boys had made in the frat house.
What a cuck.
In this case, Nancy DeBuk, a gifted TV hand who spent five years as the CEO of A ⁇ E Networks, which were a total flop and she killed those two.
She took the job in March 2018.
No surprise, DeBuk is an ardent believer in Vice.
What a vice.
Look, in 2000, we went completely, we went way beyond bankrupt.
We were a million under.
Okay, that's a lot worse than Vice is doing now.
And what did Shane do?
The CEO Whisperer dealt with debt collectors all day, fought them off.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Him and Sarouche, I was just making the content.
I didn't have to worry about any of that.
Boom, boom, boom.
They rebuilt the company from the ground up, saved it.
That wasn't a mess the frat boys made, you fucking cuck.
And then the other guy they hired, he said something that I almost want to make this a t-shirt.
It's just so perfect.
This is a guy talking about a company that is floundering, right?
And he says, and I forget his name, but he's a New York publisher.
He's a white guy, and he's running their global content right now.
My two executive VPs, vice presidents, I guess, my two EVPs who run my news business and report directly to me, the two top people in my newsroom, are women of color.
Finding another news organization in America that can say that, there isn't one.
So he's saying what I'm saying.
You got woke and you went broke, but he's bragging about it as the ship is sinking.
He's pointing to one of the holes in the ship and going, see, we have fantastic holes.
When you hire someone because of their race and their ethnicity and not their talent, you're not hiring the best person for the job, you fucking losers.
And then I was thinking, it's the same story with Netflix.
Remember when they were good?
They got woke and went broke.
Their subscription cancellations, despite a huge surge with COVID, they should be doing better than ever.
800% increase in cancellations.
800%.
The placement of these pins is very annoying.
Because I took the best ones and put them on my other coat.
You're not meant to be seeing this.
I should just have none on this.
Anyway, sorry.
Netflix subscription cancellation skyrocket after QD's backlash.
So 800% increase in cancellations.
That's a pretty bad fuck up.
And then so I start looking it up and I'm thinking, who's responsible for this?
Now, of course, it's run by a white man, just like everything.
Because these guys, you know what?
White people tend to be good at systems.
I don't know why.
They're good at like plumbing and stuff and the way things work.
They're not the smartest race in the world, but they just, I don't know.
They seem to be good at coming up with a system, a map, a project, a top-to-bottom thing.
But they feel guilty about their whiteness, so they hire women, lesbians, people of color, and then they brag that their top two EVPs are women of color.
So I'm looking up the guy, Spencer Newman, who runs it, and I keep seeing these two bitches.
They are, what is their names?
Scroll down.
Cindy Holland and Annie Imhoff.
And I discover that Annie Imhoff is a producer, and the one in the middle is Cindy, and she is the VP of content, of original creations.
What the fuck is it called?
It's a really weird name.
She must have commissioned cuties.
Now, why did she commission cuties?
Not because it's a good thing, but because it shows children in a sexual light.
Now, this is a controversial opinion.
I don't think they're pedophiles.
But I do think that lesbians and gays want to make every weird sex seem okay, like furries or say 90-year-olds were having orgies.
They would show that documentary.
Because the more weird we can make sex, the more normal lesbians seem to be.
So I don't even think they processed that they were selling pedophilia.
They're just like, what kind of sex is shown?
Not normal sex.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Do it.
Get it up there.
And now Texas is suing Netflix for putting kiddie porn into people's homes.
You let women on the Pirate ship, dude.
Now, some women deserve to be on the pirate ship.
Some women are talented.
I've come across many.
But for the most part, they're not.
And if you hire them because they're women, or because they're lesbians, or because they are an ethnicity, you're literally asking for trouble.
Okay.
Yeah, she's vice president of original content.
Go to 19.
And she's always with this producer woman.
I bet the producer...
You know the woman who produced Netflix is black.
I mean, sorry, who produced cuties is black.
So they went.
It's checking off all the boxes.
Black female director.
It makes weird sex normal.
We're in.
What's going to happen?
Texas is going to sue us and cancellations will go up 800%?
Yeah, right.
Doesn't she look like a man?
Yeah, I don't see many features there.
Do they well that the Asian one, yeah, she looks like a weird plate.
But Cindy, with the blazer there, I wonder if she takes testosterone or she just...
They just have testosterone coursing through their veins, right?
Yeah.
Could I have less of a boner right now?
She looks strong.
Her face works out.
I don't know how that's possible, but...
Now, do one more, too.
Very weird.
Couple of dudes.
Dudes with D-cups.
Now, that being said, I'm not against feminism when it's real, though.
Like, say, Patty Smith.
It's her birthday today, and she's a woman who fought for equality, you know, hairy armpits and all.
But she was also a great mother that put her career on hold to raise kids.
And I thought, let's have what a great moment to do a tribute to the punk poet laureate, Patty Smith.
Are you recording?
I'll just do this in front of a green screen and then you put in Patty Smith later.
Ready?
Happy birthday, Patty Smith.
As you know, the roots of this show are punk rock.
That's why we have so many punks at the beginning.
And Patty Smith was a seminal punk poet laureate, the woman whose rage and artistic powers brought us punk rock.
I don't know if we would have punk without her, without CBGBs, without New York City.
Her incredible talent still goes on today.
Her book, Just Kids, is only a few years old, and it is one of the most seminal tomes of not just punk, but Art Nouveau and performance art and sort of underground ballsy feminist pro-motherhood art.
She is a true warrior, rage mistress who has empowered women for half a century.
She was born in the 40s in Chicago to a very large Irish family.
People think she's Jewish, but she's Irish.
And she knew she was too big for Chicago, so she came to New York in the early 70s.
This is way before punk.
This is when things were bubbling, when the New York scene was gaining hubris, where it was gaining power, where it was coming of age.
In many ways, she came of age as punk came of age.
She is the mother of punk in many ways.
Her and her sister would travel to Paris and do performance art and busk.
She was a traveling artist.
She wrote plays.
She wrote songs.
She was almost the singer Blue Oyster Cult, believe it or not.
She wrote books.
She wrote for Rolling Stone and Cream and all these rock magazines.
She wrote songs with other bands.
She wrote with Bruce Springsteen.
And then punk started bubbling up.
In the mid-70s, you started to see the beginnings.
And she was already a very experienced punk poet at that point, Peter.
And she got signed to a major label in 1975 because big business could smell that this alternative world was gaining power.
And she gave us horses.
I mean, that song, maybe you want to put that song underneath this, Ryan, in posts.
It's perfect.
I'll look for horses.
It's just a rambling.
It's like galloping horses, but a song.
And you say, okay, well, that's the end.
She's going to be a one-hit wonder.
But then she came and she gave us Dancing Barefoot.
I'm dancing barefoot.
Makes me feel like I'm some kind of heroine.
Unbelievable.
And then what's really incredible about her is, because a lot of these women, they're just, you know, the artists and they're changing the world and they go, I don't have time for kids.
It's all about me, me, me, me, me.
But not Patty.
She just stopped and she said, I have to focus on my children.
And she made wonderful, beautiful children that are empowered and strong like her.
Warriors.
And then once her kids were old enough, she came back.
And she started touring again.
And this time, her songs were about motherhood.
She just lost her mother.
So she was doing songs about being a real woman, giving birth, the nurturing you give, which is kind of punk rock because it's so not punk rock.
You know?
Punk rock is like, I don't need a family, man.
Live fast.
Die young.
Do heroin.
She lived in the Chelsea Hotel where Sid killed Nancy.
Well, we all know he didn't kill Nancy.
Anyway, Patty Smith, you're a gift, and we want to wish you happy birthday.
You're more than a gift.
You're the gift that keeps giving.
Thank you for punk rock, and thank you for everything you've done for the alternative scene.
You know the singer of the scandalism?
Patty Smith in a recording 80s punk band that had a song called Shooting at the Walls of Heartache.
The punk poet laureate does not shoot at walls of heartache.
Bang, bang, bang.
No bang bang.
Spelled differently.
I see.
I thought it was a typo.
No, I don't make typos.
Well, that's.
I'd like to apologize to Patty Smith.
You're not Patty Smythe.
You were not shooting at any walls of any heartaches.
You're a different type of warrior.
And what just happened does not reflect how we feel at Censored.tv, and it does not reflect who we are as a company.
I apologize on behalf of my idiot son here, Ryan Ketsu Rivera, and we assure you, mistakes like that will not be happening going forward because he will be fired.
That didn't even work.
You're fucking up.
A joke about your fuck-up?
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
Wow.
Look, you still can't do it.
No.
Make it nuts.
What's going on?
Your computer's broken?
I'm just going to do a quick restart if it sucks.
Yes.
Let's talk about Biden for a second.
I wanted to talk about the riots in Philly.
It's going pretty nuts.
Maybe we'll have time to do both.
I hope so.
But, okay, let's start out light, but it's going to get heavy because I think he fucks his kids.
Damn.
I think Joe Biden fucks his children.
I think he molests them.
I think that's why they're drug addicts.
Why would someone who's wealthy, who can have whatever they want, be doing crack and constantly going to rehab?
Because they're trying to numb the pain.
Because every time they close their eyes, they feel their dad's hand on their dick and or vagina.
I think Hunter and Ashley were molested by Joe.
I think that Hunter then molested his niece because that's what happens with these cases.
They become hereditary.
But before we get to all that heavy shit, and you'll notice, by the way, I didn't say the lesbians were pedophiles.
I'm not one of these Pizzagate nuts that thinks everyone's a child fucker and they're drinking goat blood and they're all Satanists.
I'm basing this on a real thing.
I'm sorry, I can't.
There's also a possibility that the gays like reading to kids, like the drag queens, because the kids won't judge them.
You know?
Everybody else is going to be.
The drag queen story hour is about normalizing perverts.
Oh, yeah.
And yeah, it's about making gays more palatable.
How do I get this thing out?
Oh, it's really like welded in there.
I could just pull it out.
Okay.
That's a bit better.
All right, so we'll start boring with court packing, right?
So that's the taboo question he's not allowed to answer.
Someone brings it up here at this rally, and his handlers, and Ali Alexander's been great about exposing these handlers, they're constantly shuffling him around.
They control him.
It's weekend at Bernie's.
Here's the deal.
One of the things that is important is that keep in mind, although they're going to vote on old buffoon.
Did you hear that sentence?
That's a whole other line of t-shirts for us.
Here's the deal.
One of the things that is important is that keep in mind, although they're going to vote on all right, so that's Joe Biden handling the question of court backing.
And we all know court backing, right?
It's increasing the number of Supreme Court justices.
Right now, we're winning.
The right pro-life number is the majority in the Supreme Court.
So what do you do?
Increase the numbers of Supreme Court judges, then you're winning.
So Chris Hayes has Nancy Pelosi on the show, and he says, court backing is pretty normal, right?
I mean, we did it in 1876, and then Lincoln tried to do it.
It never works out, by the way.
A couple presidents tried a million years ago.
Should we do it?
And she goes, yeah, I think so.
It's like, Nancy, this is what we've been shuffling Joe around for.
You're not supposed to fucking give up the ghost.
No, it's not that.
That's a commercial.
Yeah, that.
That thing can stop playing.
The way that I view things right now in terms of the state the country's in and their decisions.
But if all that said, you know, checks and balances can be reasserted.
You know, Abraham Lincoln expanded the size of the court.
FDR famously attempted to when the New Deal was sort of breaking on the shoals of that conservative court until it sort of changes jurisprudence.
Are you, as the Speaker of the House, are you open to efforts to do that in the future?
Well, I think that Joe Biden has given us a good path.
He's going to have something that people can understand why this is important.
And I like what something that Brian said about not just the Supreme Court, but the other courts.
It was 100%.
But she read 1879.
In 1876, there were nine justices on the court.
Our population has grown enormously since then.
Should we expand the court?
Well, let's take a look and see.
And that relates to the nine district courts.
Maybe we need more district courts as well.
And one other thing we need, we need for these justices to disclose their holdings.
Why should all the rest of us have to disclose our holdings?
And that is appropriate, but not if you're a justice of the Supreme Court.
They're in this taxes, ACB.
One break.
So that's the boring intro.
That's ballsy, though.
Just to say that.
how many times has Joe avoided that question?
I've seen at least 15 times of him saying, I'm not going to answer that question because then the whole election is going to be about that.
And then she goes, ask me, I'll spill the beans.
All right, now let's get into the juice.
I think Hunter Biden is in the movie Final Destination right now.
He knows his days are numbered.
Dude, you're going to get killed.
You should live stream every second of your life on Facebook and you should be wearing a helmet and shoulder pads, skateboard knee pads and elbow pads.
Don't eat anything that's not in a can.
You should be Howard Hughes right now.
You should have Kleenex boxes for shoes.
So there's this story going around.
It's already seen a million views.
And I've verified pretty much everything in it.
But it's amazing how this is totally avoided by not just the mainstream news, but most social media sites.
And people just keep putting it up.
So this guy's, I'm not sure how long this will be up for, but look at this story.
This 24.
Yeah.
Millions of dollars were paid to Hunter Biden for favors with the U.S. government while Joe Biden was VP under Obama.
So that's quid pro quo.
That's illegal.
That's very dangerous.
We can't trust him.
For eight years, Hunter's made the contacts and put the money with his father, gave it all the big guy in emails, blah, blah, blah.
We know all that story.
That's very fucked up.
And that alone is reason not to run.
Joe Biden sold his country and used his meth head son to do it.
Got it.
But it gets worse.
Today on the laptop email was released between Bo Biden's widow, Haley, and Joe Biden in 2017 and more in 2018 when she and Hunter were still living together.
She, of course, left him.
They were casually talking about the continual sexually inappropriate behavior she had witnessed from Hunter toward her 14-year-old daughter, Natalie, his niece.
That was the one we had on the other day where they're talking about their family gatherings and the camera zooms in on her and you see her go.
Okay.
Blah, blah, blah.
Wait.
She told Joe, it's up to the top now.
Oh, it's at the top?
Yep.
Yeah.
She told Joe that she felt she had put her children in a dangerous situation by getting involved with Hunter Biden.
Joe knew his son was screwing around with his niece, and he advised her to go to therapy.
So in other words, deal with it.
It's happening.
My son's going to be fucking your kids.
I fucked him.
No one went to the police and the abuse escalated.
That is the main reason she broke off her relationship with Hunter.
Among the pictures of Hunter having sex with young Asian children, there were hundreds of provocative pictures of a 14-year-old girl, mainly topless, and hundreds more of Hunter Biden in sexual poses with her, his niece.
She was 14.
He was 48.
Now, Ali Alexander says the woman giving him the foot job was not a Chinese child.
It was a Chinese agent.
Are there other pictures?
Where are the pictures with the kids?
Does the tail end there?
Well, no, it doesn't.
That's just the stage.
Enter the laptop from hell, loaded with emails.
Ryan, I can't see because the viewfinder is in the way.
Loaded with emails, text messages, photos, child pornography videos, other sordid digital images of drug use and rampant weirdness.
Hunter Biden, blah, blah, blah.
We know all that.
When the owner saw what was on it, he distributed it to the FBI.
No response.
DOJ, no response.
That alone is a massive scoop.
So we've seen Biden, Joe Biden, make investigators drop the story both in Ukraine and here at home.
Believe me, and I am always right.
I believe you.
He finally turned it over to state police after making four copies of the hard drive go down.
Turns out there's quite a lot of child pornography on there.
Much of it involving...
So that's a second, that's a reiteration of children, Asian children being fucked and sucked and molested and raped.
They supply the young girls, they film you unknowingly, and then they can keep you in line while paying you the big bucks to do their bidding.
Like Lukadu deals with a VP father.
He's like, okay, keep going.
Joe Biden and his first wife, Nelia, had three children, Hunter, Bo, and Naomi, right?
In 72, Nelia and Naomi died in a car accident.
That even is getting my fucking suspicions up because it appears that Joe was fucking the babysitter.
Wouldn't it be nice to get rid of your wife and you could continue fucking the babysitter?
He already knew her because she had been Hunter's babysitter at the time of the Jill.
Sorry, he eventually married a woman named Jill.
He already knew her because she was the babysitter at the time of the car accident.
Yeah, that seems normal.
Marry the babysitter.
Now, so had he had any sexual relations with her before his wife died?
It's likely.
They had a daughter named Ashley.
Ashley lives a quiet life and is frequently in and out of rehab for various substance abuse issues.
Now, we've seen Joe Biden sniff the kids.
It's fucking disturbing.
It's hard to watch.
Sometimes I have to watch it through squinted eyes.
You've seen mothers take his hands away.
You've seen little brothers staring in disgust.
You've seen men say, all right, that's enough.
You've seen parents pulling children away from him because he smells them.
He touches them.
There's one pic we saw where his hand's basically on a kid's tit, if such a thing exists.
He says weird things too.
He says, what are you doing after this?
I'll talk to you in eight years when you're growing up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Flirtatious little.
So maybe he's not like pounding his dick in and out of his children or these children or any children.
But he's definitely, I shouldn't say definitely, but it definitely looks like he's a serial molester.
And serial molesters don't leave their kids alone.
They get their kids involved too.
So they mentioned Ashley, right?
So John, well, we'll get to Ashley in a second.
But hold that thought.
Ashley lives a quiet life.
Now, sadly, the sanest, the most normal was Bo.
He's dead.
He had been married to Haley, and they had two children.
Natalie, who's 11, when her dad died.
Enter Hunter Biden in 2015 to comfort His brother's widow.
Mind you, Hunter is married at the time to Kathleen.
He starts screwing around with his dead brother's wife.
His wife, Kathleen, finds out about it and they separate it.
Hunter moves in with his dead brother's wife, Haley, and her two kids, and they have a grand old time.
He ultimately gets divorced from Kathleen.
Meanwhile, he starts screwing around with a stripper while shacking.
Now, he's screwing out with the stripper because he's high.
And they love to do meth and crack, and they're happy to party with you, especially if you're supplying.
Why are you doing crack all the time?
I'm convinced it's to get those pictures out of your mind.
Your dad's hand on your balls.
Yeah, he gets the stripper pregnant.
Doesn't pay her child support, by the way.
Haley kicks his butt to the curb, supposedly for this indiscretion.
He denies the stripper's baby's, although paternity test proves it, and he eventually marries a woman named Melissa in 2019 after knowing her for six days.
So I was very intrigued by that.
Ashley leads a quiet life in and out of rehab.
Now, there's this thing going around where they say they have her diary.
And we talked about this the other day.
But she talks about, remember, this is her daughter with the babysitter.
After his wife died, he married the babysitter and they made her.
Jill made her.
And she, in this diary, they show that page there to show you that they have the right diary.
She goes, was I molested?
I think so.
So I'm not pulling this shit out of my ass.
It's coming out of my ass involuntarily like a shart.
Please be a fart.
Nope.
That's what I'm saying.
Please be a fart.
Please let them not be molesting their children.
No, it really looks like they are.
My hardest day is my sex drive is out of fucking control.
Like literally, I am in heat.
I told Kevin the truth about how I was feeling and felt exposed and vulnerable, so I didn't go to dinner.
Needed a break from seeing him.
We're supposed to have a therapy session on Mondays.
Oh, this is Hunter?
No, Kevin.
This is a piece of me that wishes.
Yeah, Ryan, why'd you pull that up?
It's just a random page.
Oh, man.
But was I molested?
I think so.
So, you know, this source claims that's her diary.
But it's not like with Obama, if you heard that he molested Malia, you go, what?
And then if there was no other mention of anything like that and no other behavior, you'd go, yeah, that sounds like bullshit.
But this is like sexual molestation after sexual molestation after sexual molestation.
Come on.
And we've seen it with our own fucking eyes.
So I think Joe Biden molested his children, and I think he turned them into sick, depraved human beings who are doomed.
And I think Hunter is continuing the tradition, as is almost always the case.
Ashley, maybe has...
Women don't tend to do it when they get molested.
They tend to just sort of eat up the pain.
But men tend to spread it around.
So what's Twitter's response to all this?
2-8?
They're not handling it very well.
Is this another Norm McDonald thing?
Who's that?
I think it's Norm McDonald, yeah.
Oh, wow.
I can watch that for an hour.
Enjoying it.
It has a perfect loop, too.
When he goes to the other trunk, it starts.
I can't even see where the seam is.
I have no idea where the seam is.
The way that one trunk opens, man, that's...
Ah, trunk comedies.
Okay, so let's just briefly run down the riots.
Antifa's made it very clear they're going to make sure Trump leaves, whether he wins or loses.
And they're going to target members of Congress at their homes.
This is the media's poor boy nightmare.
Come to life, but from the left.
And the amazing thing about these corrupt and effective Marxists is it's working.
I mean, I'm dumbfounded.
I really am.
It's like that meme, you know, with the dog, the flyers everywhere.
And it's like he's saying, yeah, but what if Proud Boys riot?
On my parlor every day, maybe twice a day, I have another story like that.
And I say, yeah, but what if Proud Boys riot?
And speaking of riots, Philly was...
Yeah.
Philly was on fire last night.
Holy shit.
What a mess.
So some guy comes at a cop with a gun.
Yeah, that's it.
What are the cops supposed to do?
Turn into Bruce Lee?
Yo, watch the wheel.
Don't shoot the wheel.
Yo, don't shoot.
Don't shoot the wheel.
Don't shoot any part of the car, dude.
So he's got a knife, and they're telling him to stop.
He clearly wants to die.
Something happened.
Someone dumped him or something.
He's like, oh, you gotta do this type of thing.
Look, he won't stop.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Bro, they just killed him in front of me.
Yo.
This one was cool.
Yo.
Y'all ain't had to give him that many fucking shots.
You didn't have to give him that many shots.
That same stupid myth about you could just blow out his kneecaps.
Joe Biden said as much.
So, okay, it's justified, but now you didn't have to shoot him that much.
Don't shoot him like that.
Yeah.
So riots, of course, ensued.
They ran over a cop because of this.
And everyone's seen the same video.
That's the confusing part.
Like with Mike Brown and other guys, we hadn't seen the video.
Oh, is that got a load first?
They have a number that they count on one of the vehicles.
It's sort of like a little micro ship.
A number of singles.
They had cups running away from the riders.
They took over, I think it was 52nd Street.
It's funny how the head of Barstu Sports got so sick of New York and all the bullshit that he moved to Philly.
There we go.
He hit a car.
Oh, my God.
He hit a car.
He hit a car.
Oh, I'm out.
Oh, I'm out.
Go to Shizmobbin on Instagram.
They always have the best riot footage.
Shizmobbin.
On Twitter, right?
No, Instagram.
I just said Instagram.
I didn't hear you.
I was listening to the reaction of that black woman because I think that they're starting to get fed up with the anti-cop shit too because they live in the city and they don't like to be around raped.
Yeah, they don't like the criminal element.
Shizmobbin.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, so show that first one.
That's a store.
Is it this one?
During the riots, yeah.
It's a black-owned store.
They're so bad at loot.
Put the masks on.
That's a pile of junk.
What do you want in there?
Yeah.
Look, he brought a bag.
Oh, cool.
I want to take, what is this?
That's a ceramic pencil holder.
I just want all these dresses.
Every single one of them.
Oh, it's like a wedding dress?
What are you stealing?
Grab the chandelier.
It's crystal.
And then go to the next one.
There's a button on the Instagram where you can do that.
No, not that one.
Oh, Ryan.
Oh, no, there's no slides.
That's the only one there.
No, you see the arrow right above my head?
Yeah.
Keep clicking that.
You want the next one?
Yep.
Oh, this one's crazy.
She's running away, and she runs, I think, into a chain link fence or she's hopped.
She's cuffed.
Yep.
Boom.
Oh, so the black guy's yelling, you stupid bitch, because that's his store she was robbing.
Oh.
Okay, next.
Nope.
Nope.
They're just throwing garbage at cops.
And again, look, fuck one, too.
They shot him 10 times plus he was 10 feet away from them dirty ass.
Pig emoji.
I would like to see you.
They're throwing paint at them.
You see that?
I wonder if those shields are bulletproof.
I don't...
I don't know.
Big question.
They should have a huge screen showing the shooting in question.
Playing it.
But I think all these people have seen it.
Okay, next.
Oh, that's the...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
But what if Proud Boys riot?
Yeah.
What if?
Okay, next.
This is Black Lives Matter.
Oh, this is it.
I've never seen this before.
I mean, I've seen this video before, but I've never seen this phenomenon before where cops run away.
I mean, the other option is what?
Just open fire on them.
Look, they're running away.
Hey, cops who are.
For their own good.
Can you email me?
Is this ever done?
It's probably because if they engage, I mean, then they got...
Now it looks like they're doing what they're doing.
Okay.
Well, I might as well get to this then.
I've had this story for a while here.
I can't squeeze it in, but there's this cop, Michael Sale.
I can't suss out what precinct he's in, but go to 3-7, North Carolina.
Right.
He's just constantly getting the shit kicked out of him.
Maybe this is why they were running away.
Can you imagine trying to do your job?
Like, why are cops so violent?
Where do they get off?
Deviating, doing chokeholds and deviating from the truth, even one iota, from the regulations.
Like, they, look at him, he's covered in blood.
And here he is again.
What?
3-8.
Getting beat up again.
Turn it up.
This damn fool crazy.
He's fighting the police.
I think we get a flash soon.
I know this is shitty.
Shitty video.
Well, you the police.
Well, I'm going to help you folks.
You the police.
I'm going to help you folks.
Is it illegal to not help?
Yes.
Right.
It's illegal to not help the police.
Well, then that's why.
If they're in a perfuffle like that.
Maybe they have to ask you, though.
Huh?
Help me.
Keep going to the air with the police, man, y'all.
Keep going to the air with the police, y'all.
I wonder if there's going to be a lot of repetition.
Keep fucking him up.
Kill, kill some chick is yelling.
Chill, chill.
Just laughing.
Gonna get in a lot of trouble.
Scroll forward there.
I think they show his face how bloody it is a flash.
Hey, Stan, let him go.
Let him go, Stan.
Cause you're gonna fuck that man online.
Oh, he's saying, let him go, Sale.
He knows him.
That's Mike Sale.
Let him whoop his ass, goddamn.
Let him whoop his ass.
Hey, Stan, let him go.
Let him go, Stan.
Cause you're gonna fuck that man online.
Go forward.
Let him go stand.
He likes to fight?
Maybe he should put his gun locked in his face.
Why are you calling for backup?
Yeah, maybe he does.
Maybe he's like, you know what?
I'm old school.
I mean, but you can't have your gun on you because if you get knocked down like that, now the guy has a gun.
Yeah, that happens all the time.
Yeah.
Okay, go forward.
This is getting more.
I think this is when we had to be airlifted to a hospital.
Really?
Another at this stage of the fight where they're just getting their wind and talking.
Plus, you might be fighting someone with crack on crack who has unlimited gas in the tank.
Yeah.
That's a performance enhancement.
This isn't a very good ending to the show.
Can't wait.
It's not the final movie.
Wait, how'd that?
I want to see.
Can we see how they got in the ground?
No, they've been on the ground 20 times.
Okay, and here's another fight with the same cop.
What?
3-9.
Or maybe they're just talking about it.
Bystanders mock and live stream.
That's what we just saw.
Brutal beating a police officer who was injured so badly he needed to be airlifted to hospital.
Look at his face.
Where's our riots?
Where's the cops rioting?
What if Proud Boys riot?
All right.
Damn, man.
Oh, wow.
The officer's gun and other equipment were lost during the attack, but they've since been recovered.
Yikes.
This man looking for his goddamn gun.
Okay, let's do the male bee.
Okay.
The bee of the male.
Which is responsible for acquiring the honey in the hive.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's male back.
Let me touch it.
Approximately 8 million emails came in since yesterday.
Yo, Gavin Ryan, I thought you might find this eye-rolling.
I really never thought about female drill instructors before.
I ran across a video.
This really isn't intimidating.
At least this reminds me the more the crazy chick we dated.
Yeah, if there's one job a woman can't do, it's that, get on the floor, Maggot!
Are you a faggot?
You know that?
Well, in the Army now.
Two things come from Texas.
Stairs and queers.
Yeah.
But a chick.
Two things come from Texas.
Stairs and queers.
Are you a faggot?
Why, are you a faggag?
You want to go dancing?
Shopping, perhaps?
I can't understand you.
It's a female drill instructor.
That's the dumbest thing I'll ever do.
Can you keep up with me as I run?
His voice is toast.
Female drill instructor.
That's going to become a saying.
You're about as scary.
You're about as effective as a female drill instructor.
Of course, it's a lesbian with no tits.
I know she said her tits removed.
Look, she's on her tippy toes trying to get into his ear.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a good one.
And no, not eye rolling.
Funny.
Oh, my God.
Someone sent us porn.
That shadowy figure owns that bag.
I have an erection.
Why are you...
Why are you...
It's gay to give men a boner.
Look, he's got a boner, too.
It's cylindrical.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Gavin Roger, I've been working at various golf courses about five years.
Now it's Monday's app.
You were talking about a Bubiser bag that you got scammed for.
And just today, I saw a legit one for the first time in my life.
Oh, fuck.
Such a coincidence that the day after the app, I walk into work and see one.
I thought he was going to say, hey, man, good news.
I've had this loafing around my garage.
You should see the shit bag I'm getting to punish myself for dreaming.
For daring to dream.
I had that, my Budweiser shirt.
And I was being gay about it.
I was like, I can just see them.
They'll be like, oh, there's that Budweiser guy.
Or when I show up, like there's new guys at my local.
I found out some of the older guys golf.
And one of them is a member of some great club.
And they go, oh, I didn't know you golf.
Yeah, you should come with us.
And then the first day I show up with my outfit, with my Bud bag, hi, guys.
Because bags are so, just like everything else.
Golf bags are so gross now, just like cars.
They've been ruined.
They're all nylon.
Look up a golf bag, like a new golf bag.
They're so ugly and light.
Thanks for fucking cock teasing me with that bag, you fucker.
Yeah, like that.
Like that one.
Yeah, it looks like a dad sneaker.
Yeah, you want the Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack one that has the fucking radio on it.
That one's okay.
It's gotta be leather.
Heavy.
That's okay.
Instincts.
Looks like a part of a bicycle.
Before and after communist indoctrination.
This is what cultural Marxism does to people.
Yeah, I did a funny Rebel video about this once.
But it is disturbing how often it happens.
Shit, you fucking freaks.
You hideous freaks.
You're not different.
You're not trans.
You're not even gay.
You just want to be some sort of oppressed minority.
You can't be black and wear a black face.
So what do you do?
You just say you're gay and act kind of gay and put on lipstick.
Maybe you jerk a guy off once.
They love showing those armpits.
Look, I grow hair where it's not supposed to be.
I'm rebelling by growing my armpits.
Really, I'm rebelling by putting lipstick on.
I'm rebelling by making my hair a color that it's not naturally.
It's all so Self-indulgent, self-referential, isn't it?
Like, I'm doing my hair this way, the way I look.
I'm breaking gender roles by doing the opposite gender role.
Aren't you?
And the irony is they're doing it to blow our minds, like we're evangelical Christians that have never heard of a gay before, but they're doing it at a place where it's the most conformist thing you could do.
Like that black guy who went all queer, that's the most accepting thing he can do at his school.
If you were to stay a jock or a normie, you'd be ostracized.
Anyway, this is about Lotus, which I was prepared for backlash.
It wasn't going to affect me in any way, shape, or form, but it's actually doing really well.
The new show, Lotus.
Holy bald Jesus Palomino, that was brilliant.
I'm a retar with eight thumbs, so it makes sense if there is a way to show my gratitude and appreciation for the video I just watched.
What does one do when there is no like and share button?
I'm beyond flummoxed.
The pesky buttons and snaps on my clothes have become too complicated.
I need Velco clothes.
I don't know what he's doing here.
In all seriousness, is there a way to tell Lotus my opinion matters?
Welcome and thank you for such a brilliant video.
Comment section.
Yeah, comment section, dude.
Sensor.tv on the actual site, we have comments.
Correct.
Also, I want to tell Gavin way to hustle for finding Lotus and giving her home at CRTV.
I became a subscriber when Gavin brought Devin on board.
Devin rules and then dollars months to steal for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Is there a way to give anyone direct feedback?
Yes.
Okay, you're a fucking tard.
Did you not just hear us?
Yeah, why are you still writing that email?
Supreme Overlord of the G-verse and forever mayor of the gay zone, comparing liberal women versus conservatives, which we just did.
Don't you notice that not only are conservative women seemingly far more attractive, but they also seem to take care of themselves way more.
Aside from the absolutely wonderful things they say and believe, which is enough to create a conservative heart on, they're also gorgeous.
Even a woman who would traditionally be viewed a little less attractive, make her conservative, let her take care of herself, and put her beside a liberal, she immediately jumps up and out of the page.
It's embarrassing, really.
Check these out for comparison.
President Trump campaigns in Wisconsin.
Yeah.
That one in the Burberry scarf is possibly a 10.
I think we may be looking at a 10 here, folks.
And then the one on the other end looks like, you know, six-ish, but she's made herself a 7.4.
Oh, I see.
By grooming.
Yeah.
And then the one in the middle is obviously a breathtakingly gorgeous 6.7.
That's pretty high.
5.
6.4.
And then what do we have below?
We have how ugly you can make yourself if you try.
Oh, that's fun.
Not asking for it.
That whole like asking for it thing, that's from the 50s.
That whole like she was wearing short shorts.
You're railing against Archie Bunker, like pre-Archie Bunker.
You're railing against black and white Archie Bunker.
Who the fuck says, well, she shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt?
Can we do the skirt?
Did women even have short skirts anymore?
Can we do the faces again?
All right, so look at these.
There's a common thread.
It's like all growly.
They all look like anal beads pulled out of their ass.
Fast.
Like they're trying to see.
Easy, easy out.
Looks like somebody's ripping about like they're trying to start a lawnmower.
Oh my God.
Look at the black girl, the brim of her hat.
Follow the brim of her hat.
Up the top.
Oh, the top.
Okay, wait.
No, the brim of her hat.
The brim of her hat.
Yes, go up.
Now see what's touching it.
Not the red sign.
Holy shit, you're inept.
Atop!
The top of the brim of her hat!
Okay.
You got it?
A little more?
That.
Oh, that Indian.
What the fuck is that?
What a mess.
It looks like a Halloween mask.
Yeesh.
Oh, that was great.
Good letters today.
Good letters.
I found a really fun one yesterday that I can't find, but somebody has been using our YouTube channel.
They've been posting YouTube clips to build up popularity.
And they've now revealed the fact that there are a...
It's a rapper who literally has announced the only reason he's been posting clips of us is to get more subscribers.
And now it's his rap page.
And I don't know if it's a troll.
Did he take the videos down?
I believe so, yeah.
So you build up your subs by stealing a show, and then you kill the shows, and you have all these subs.
Yes.
Let me see if I could find it.
Yeah.
Why do meritocracy?
Why not just cheat?
This guy's calling me a retard.
Tenants or tenants?
Neither.
It's tenets, retard.
Yeah, you're a retard, because we discussed this at least a month ago.
General G and private R, while I've only seen 10% of free speech.tv, the free speech.tv is gone, my friend.
I don't remember any mention of monkey dust.
It might be such an ancient Chinese secret that it has tunneled its way through the earth, blah, blah, blah.
What did I do wrong?
I'm afraid it's your voice.
What's wrong with my voice?
You see, the passengers don't really care if a pilot's any good or not.
It's what he sounds like that matters.
But I'm a brilliant pilot.
This is fucking painful.
That's the least funny thing I've seen since a female drill sergeant.
Actually, they're pretty funny, so that's not good.
The scariest effective thing I've seen since a female drill sergeant?
Something about it.
So that was a waste of our time, and you're a loser if you like that show.
What's this guy doing?
Oh, good.
I like when people flip and hurt themselves.
Oh my god.
Please tell me that's some sort of trick that he can do.
Oh, that's stunk.
That's stunk.
That's stunk.
That's stunk.
Oh, boy.
Boy, oh, boy.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
I didn't like that.
That was exactly the same as a punch to the head.
I'd rather a punch in the head.
I saw this video.
Oh, wait, that's what we talked about.
I thought you guys might enjoy it.
Oh, look, let's go back up, though.
The new one?
Yeah, dear Gavin and Governor Puerto Real Cool.
Nice.
Watching all these riots in the name of violent criminals or Trump rallies being attacked always makes me think of how unjust the case is against John and Max.
Yes.
Here's Mark Dwyer's quote when he sentenced them.
I'm very familiar with this quote, but I'll read it anyway.
I know enough about history to know what happened in Europe in the 30s when political street brawls were allowed to go ahead without any type of check from the criminal justice system.
We don't want that to happen in New York, especially at this time in the country when people are so divided.
I mean, just fucking let them go.
It's embarrassing.
Every powerful politician in New York condemned the NY9 before they had even had a trial.
Yet complete silence now as Jews are not only being attacked by the far left, but as well as de Blasio and Como constantly harassing the Jewish community.
Once again, the left projects whatever they are guilty of onto the right and innocent men and women who suffer.
What's it going to take for left-leaning moderates, independents, and even many on the right to wake up to what's happening in our justice system?
Like you more than my son being on the cover of a magazine.
I won't say that guy's last name, but he does not appear to be Jewish.
Okay, last letter.
Dear Lord Gavin and Faggotsan, I watched the film Parasite last night.
Yeah, that's a very popular movie from last year.
What are you doing?
You guys should review it.
It's really well acted.
Shut up.
Fuck.
You guys should do this movie everyone was talking about last year.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
All right, now soon we're going to have a graphic for final video.
Yes.
And the song should be like, let's say goodbye with the final video.
Something like that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, bang.
Let's do four, five.
That's the number of the president, right?
Nobody can do that like me.
True.
Actually, wait.
No, no.
What?
No, no, no.
We're going to do it.
We'll do it.
So this is a weird flex.
I believe this woman is being tough.
And by tough, she's saying, pull your dick out, I'll suck it.
I bet you I will.
I'll suck that dick meanest and every bitch ever put up a whole stupid ass choppy kick ass mom.
Chuck beat.
I'm going to suck that shit like that.
Oh my shit.
I'm like, what is she wearing?
She's a luchador.
A ski suit?
I think she's going to that wrestling match we just saw that guy buckle his legs at.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's smiling very hard.
Wow.
I like that outfit.
It's very Star Trek.
About to get blown by an alien.
This is dope.
Get blown.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
There's a little place.
Place called space.
It's a pretty little place.
It's a balls of track.
The balls are dragging my place.
▲
Export Selection