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Oct. 26, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:23:43
S03E29 - ABC NEWS LIVE [2020-10-26 - S03E29 - ABC NEWS LIVE]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
You know, I was listening to that song on the weekend.
By the way, I'm Hunter Biden for Halloween.
What do you think of that, Trump?
Nobody can do that like me.
I disagree.
I think I kind of look like him.
Yeah.
Got the chain.
Is his collar up?
Yes.
Shoot.
I messed up.
I couldn't find anything that was not yellow on the side.
My fucking kids in Halloween is a nut.
It's such a nightmare.
He wants to be this character from a video game called Among Us.
Oh, yeah, that's huge, right?
That all the kids are playing.
So I'm sitting with him trying to show, I'm helping him build it with my motorcycle helmet.
It's got a bulbous thing on the front, and we can spray paint black or put a and he's like, no, but I want this shirt.
No, I don't want to do that.
Can I just wear a sweatshirt?
And I'm just, all my three kids were like that.
So picky about their Halloween costume.
You're trying to help them.
Maybe we could make paper mache, make you bigger.
No, I just, can I just wear this shirt and fuck off?
When I was a kid, my mom would make me like a quasi-moto thing.
And I went, wow, this is awesome.
Thanks, mom.
I wouldn't sit there going, actually, can it be red?
So I just got frustrated and said, you figure it out.
Front page of the post.
Make America great again, again.
And the New York Post has officially endorsed Trump, like all sane people have.
But something I was thinking on the way to the studio today.
We're living in a strange time where half the country's fucking brainwashed.
Don't ex your family.
If your brother or your aunt or your sister-in-law calls you a Nazi because you endorse Trump, just go, I disagree and change the subject.
They'll try to pick a fight with you.
They'll say they're not coming to Thanksgiving.
Say, please come.
And then don't bring up politics.
We can't, we have to be the bigger man in this situation.
Don't ex your relatives.
The way I see it is it's like Scientology.
We were smart enough to get out.
Other people are still in it.
If they want to talk about L. Ron Hubbard, just go, okay, yeah, he's great.
Don't lose your friendships, your family.
They can do that.
They will do that.
But we're not that shitty.
Let's not play that game.
Anyway, sorry.
To get back to the, I need to be able to see my notes.
I can't wear it.
Maybe I'll do this.
Is that better?
I was listening to the song Waiting Room this weekend, and I'd never really paid attention to the lyrics before.
It's like DIY.
You got to go out and do it.
Stop sitting in the waiting room.
I never thought about the lyrics ever.
My time is watered down the drain.
Don't leave me.
Yeah.
He's saying, get involved.
Get into it.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
That was probably the best thing I got out of punk as a young man was this whole DIY thing.
Like, if we wanted to do a show, we would rent the venue, Porter Hall at Carleton University for $1,500, get nervous because we had a deposit, and if no one shows up, you're fucked.
And then just poster the whole town, leather-ass butt, fuck, grave concern.
The trapped playing this Saturday.
Come one, come all.
And then you make your money back.
Awesome.
You got to support the scene.
It was fun.
I had a horrible experience this weekend.
I got, look up Red Leather Budweiser golf bag.
I ordered this thing on eBay and the guy's a scam artist.
He's got great reviews, which I think it's a thing they do where they send like a pen to some fake account and there's a record of it now.
Yeah.
That I had.
You won't find it for sale anywhere.
You'll find it on Pinterest.
200 bucks.
I bought it.
You know what I got?
It finally arrived and I thought, oh, that's weird.
It's in a little box.
I guess it folds down, but it shouldn't.
It should be pretty stiff.
I get it.
You know what's in the box?
A coffee maker?
Coffee grinder?
The lid of a container of bleach wipes.
And the wheel of a wheelbarrow.
Solid rubber wheel.
Wow.
That's an insult.
I contacted the guy and he goes, no, I sent you a box.
I sent it to you.
So what you have there didn't come from me.
Well, yeah, it did.
They can see the tracking dude.
So I tracked him down with my guys.
He lives in a trailer in Idaho.
Filed a complaint.
I sent it back to him.
Anyway, how heartbreaking is that when you know, and I had even, I had already like basked in the compliments at the driving range.
Like I had already enjoyed my fame, my glory.
Wow, that's hell of a bag.
Budweiser.
Yeah, thanks.
I was going to get Budweiser little driver covers.
Yeah.
My son and I, my youngest boy, are taking lessons actually today.
Dash.
So you know what I did?
I went online on eBay.
I bought a set of golf clubs with a gross tartan little thing like my grandfather had.
Little tartan tube for like $75.
I don't deserve that.
That was God saying, you don't deserve that bag.
I am the aunt angry.
Book of the day, Charles Murray's coming apart.
He predicted all of this.
Everything that is happening in America right now, he predicted.
Way before Trump.
He's an anti-Trump guy, by the way.
But he said, the problem with America is, what's this?
My grandfather found this and he said, you met to your boss.
It's a big, obnoxious mug.
This is the boss.
With a top on it.
Yeah.
I guess it's from the 80s.
Like, I had that since like the 80s or something.
It probably needs to be washed, but.
Thank you very much, Ryan.
And tell your grandfather, thank you.
Sweet.
What he predicted was academics, the elites, politicians, the media, they are all coming apart.
They're a satellite and they don't relate to the average American.
They haven't watched a shitty movie like Transformers.
They don't drink Budweiser.
They don't know, you know, they don't read the New York Post.
And it used to be we could, you know, you go to a dive bar and there's rich and poor guys there, but that's changed now.
Classism is back and these people don't know what America's like.
And this is who we're up against.
Those are the ones I just said.
They're going to come to Thanksgiving.
Don't ignore them.
I got a note about Thanksgiving too coming up.
Gavin Newsom's plan is insane, but we'll get to that in a second.
I really actually wanted to bring the Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead.
And it was just a file that Charles Murray kept on his laptop, lab laptop, that had things like, don't say like, here's where the dollar sign goes.
If you're writing, you got to kill your darlings.
If you're going to find someone to marry, make sure that you have the same characteristics, but they have to be the main characteristics.
You can still be differences.
It's basically how to live.
And I would buy, I've bought that book for like 50 people.
Everyone in the entire country, especially Zoomers, needs to read this book.
Please buy that book.
I would have brought it if I could find it.
I looked all over my house.
I can't find it.
I probably gave it to someone else.
But it's a really, really important book for young men and kind of young women.
Young women is easy.
Don't be a whore.
Marry a guy who's ambitious and he doesn't have to be like successful.
He can be ambitious and have a stupid job like photographer, I think is the dumbest job.
But if he's up at nine on a Monday working on his stupid job, then that's the key.
Ambitious.
I like expats because they had to struggle to get here.
So some Australian-Canadian guy in America is always a good bet.
And remember that your ovaries at 30, they turn the hourglass upside down, the sand searcher.
So around 25, you got to start getting this going.
And the best way to get a ring on a guy in New York City is rape.
Let me fuck you with my heels on you.
Marriage rape him.
Go shopping for a ring one day, what?
And if that freaks him out and he leaves, good.
You saved yourself some time.
Do not let your ovaries dry up, ladies.
Oh, no.
Huge, huge mistake.
You know, I just got a letter from someone?
We should do this in the mailbag, but it was pretty amazing.
You sort by flags, right?
Sort by flags.
Flags.
Flag.
Oh, yeah.
There's the top right.
Flags.
I've got 8 billion red flags and only one blue flag.
Anyway, her name, I think, was Kyla Reed.
And she had sent some big, long essay.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, you got it?
I could forward it to you.
So you got it.
Yeah, forward it back to me.
All right.
Forwarded now.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't I just look up her name, Doy?
You remembered her name verbatim.
Yeah, so she wrote me this big letter about punk, and then she wrote me this thing on academic writing.
This is back when I guess I would bother responding to people because I wasn't getting 9 million emails a day.
And she goes, my relationship to academic writing is a tumultuous one.
I don't even know where to begin, let alone how to officially start.
For me, I don't utilize rough drafts.
And my thoughts come on in a disorganized fashion, blah, blah.
This goes on for like a thousand words.
And I don't know why I was in the mood, but I just said, stop writing.
Quit academia.
It's not your thing.
Look pretty and become a waitress.
Best way to find a man.
You won't look this good forever.
That was in July of 2019.
She just emailed me today and said, thanks for the advice.
Wow.
I did that and found a husband in finance.
Oh my God.
I'm evil.
I'm the sexist.
And she's happy.
So these evil guys, they work out pretty good.
I just want them to suffer.
Homeboys get nightlike.
Get out.
Dude, Trump Button's been 100% on.
I know.
He's amazing.
I watched Final Destination with my wife last night, and we got into this huge fight.
It wasn't a real fight.
It was more like yelling.
But I go, she wanted to show the older kids Final Destination, too scary for my youngest.
And so I looked up on Google and she goes, what is this?
I go, it's Final Destination 3.
It's critically acclaimed.
Everyone accepts that the first two suck, three is good, and then four and five suck.
She goes, I'm not doing that.
And I go, what are you talking about?
She goes, they're going to be referring to the first two.
I go, no, they're not.
It's not sequential.
It's an ACDC song.
Every song is the same.
I go, this isn't the fucking Sopranos.
The characters are all dead from the first one.
Everyone fucking dies.
And she's like, I don't want to do this.
And she almost canceled the movie and left.
I'm like, get the fuck back in here and sit down.
You know what you're going to do?
If we do it your way, we're going to show the kids the shitty one.
They're not going to want to watch the others.
Well, start with the best.
Start with the meat.
And we kind of differ on this too.
Like, if I get a book like Coming Apart, I might just skip to a good chapter.
Like with the Keith Richards book, Life, I went right to his fight with Mick Jagger.
And he was pissed that Mick went solo.
And what he was really pissed about was that they had a fake Keith Richards character in the band and they were doing stone songs.
Which I get.
So I do like to sometimes just eat the meat.
But I was right.
And it was really good.
And I realized watching it, I mean, you don't need to see more than one Final Destination, right?
It's the exact same fucking movie.
And you know what they did in Final Destination 3?
They stole the thing from the Omen.
The Omen 2, I believe it is, where he's in his dark room and he looks at a picture and he sees the priest with a line through him.
And then the next thing you know, the priest gets a big pole through his chest.
This has, all the pictures are a prediction on how you're going to die.
That was kind of gay.
But there was one final destination, I can't remember what it was, where the guy finally figured out, yes, they're coming for me.
And he had like, there was no water or electricity in his cabin, and he had pillows on his hands, and like every corner of everything had foam on it and stuff.
And he had a football helmet on, and he was wearing like baseball protective gear.
And I thought, that should be Hunter Biden.
Hunter, you're dead.
Killing him would be the perfect move for the DNC because he's right now he's the bad boy, right?
And he's a potential threat.
We may discover that he's fucked a kid.
But Milo goes, actually, if you look at it right now, darling, everything he's done is quite Chad.
I mean, it's fun.
He's fucking foot jobs and fucking girls from behind, fucking Malia Obama up the ass.
There's pictures of what appears to be her credit card next to Coke.
Yeah, how do you not know that?
Look up Malia Obama credit card.
So we haven't seen him fuck a kid yet.
We've heard he fucked his niece or was doing Coke off her belly or something.
There's actually a lot of evidence of that.
So I'm not quite, I'm not the same kind of Hunter fan that, yeah, there it is.
Oh.
That now that could be fake.
Who fucking knows?
Is that more disinformation?
But if it comes out he's with kids, Joe is ruined.
But if you kill him or if he commits suicide, like Jeffrey Epstein, now it's the sad kid.
And now Joe Biden has lost two of his sons.
Two of my boys gone.
Now he's more appealing.
But yeah, Hunter, if you're out there, wear a helmet.
Be seen in public.
Sleep in a hotel lobby.
Like film yourself.
Yeah, you should live stream every single second of your life.
The hunter will become the hunted.
You should be like Truman Show.
Make sure 100% of what people see of you is fucking live.
Just stream it all, man.
Hashtag baked Alaska.
Speaking of Trump, Lil Pump endorses Trump.
Isn't that huge?
I thought Lil Pump died.
Is that his fucking hair?
Lil Peep.
Oh, Lil Peep died.
Yeah.
Lil Pump.
I gotta say it's Trump 2020, bitch.
Fuck, I look like Pinga Extra33 and Texas for biting, bitch ass, nigga.
Fuck Sleepy Joe, nigga.
Trump 2020, bitch.
Let's see his biggest hit.
I'm not familiar with little pump.
I don't say little.
You're little pump to me.
Lil pump, that makes you think of like a dog humping your leg.
It's his hit with Kanye.
I love it.
Remember that?
They couldn't say the shit they wanted to say.
They had the fake orgasms and shit.
We can tell niggas today, hey, I wanna come.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What's he looking at?
Monitor?
Maybe, yeah.
For the lyrics?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's reading it as lyrics.
Wow.
Is this SNL?
We gotta watch people reading a cue card.
I like the idea that it's a monitor, too.
We're just like, I look goofy, man.
That's crazy.
You're such a fucking bad.
What a talent.
You know, speaking of how dangerous we're going to be.
Oh, we did an ABC News Live segment, and I was so good on it that they canned it.
I keep telling them, when are you going to run it?
Oh, breaking news pushed it out.
I did it last fucking Monday, a week ago.
And it keeps getting pushed by breaking news.
Proud boys were the breaking news, my friends.
I don't fucking believe you.
So we have the footage.
Ryan assures me that we pressed record when we did the call.
Yes.
So they cannot run it.
We're running it.
And I told them all that.
I said, oh, good news.
We recorded it, so we'll be airing it tonight.
And they go, is that legal?
And I go, let's find out.
Here we go.
Wait, we're not showing it now, are we?
Oh.
We don't have to.
I have it.
You have it.
On demand.
No, there's some things I want to get out before we get to it.
Don't worry.
It's on my list.
Okay.
Okay, speaking of Thanksgiving.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Go back.
One, two.
So there's Smith that Proud Boys are going to attack everyone and we have, that's the number one priority.
Ignore all the rioting.
Let's worry about Proud Boys.
But you want to talk about danger.
This group called Donald Trump.watch has put out a list of every Trump donor's home.
Uh-oh.
Got taken down.
It got taken down?
Yeah.
That happened seconds ago.
It sure did.
DonaldTrump.watch.
Yeah, I'm checking.
No saved.
It's not .com.
It's .watch.
Correct.
Oh, finally.
Yeah.
That's been up for weeks.
No, about a week.
Dot watch.
Wait, what's that?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But that link that you sent, whatever specific one you had doesn't exist.
So put in a Manhattan.
Okay.
You're writing that down?
Yep.
And then put in the zip 10001.
1001.
1001, okay.
Yeah, you know, a zip code.
So there's everyone in that part of Manhattan, the Upper West, Upper East side, who donated to the Trump campaign.
That's where they live.
That's their house.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you believe atrocities.
Who are you?
Atrocities?
Yeah, that's a cool spot.
Yeah, it's a homeless man.
Trump 2020.
This is how fucking evil they are.
Also in the news, sorry, the lack of flow here.
This is all going under the Trump category.
1-3, I was talking about your family sticking together.
Check out Governor Newsom's plan.
This is mind-blowing.
Families celebrate outside.
I saw that.
What's his name?
He was always in the Adams, Rob Schneider.
So what do I do if my aunt shows up and she doesn't have a mask?
Just sort of throw some turkey out the window?
You have to celebrate outside.
You wear masks when not eating.
Sit six feet apart and no singing.
People don't sing on Thanksgiving for the record.
They barely sing at Christmas.
Christmas carolers sing, but people don't sit on the table and sing ever.
I hate alerts.
And I was screaming about this with my family this weekend.
How do you sit six feet apart?
This is the biggest table in the world.
Or four people there.
We have a huge dining room table.
You've seen it.
It's fucking crazy.
It could easily sit like, well, it does sit at Thanksgiving.
It sits like 15, 20 people.
Six feet apart, you can fit two people at my dining room table.
What are you doing?
What?
Oh.
I thought you were going up to get something to drink in the middle of a show.
I was going to kill you, right?
You're not a nice person.
No.
All sound drops will be correct.
Did you even read what you wrote there, Gavin?
This is the guy, by the way, who lost, what's her name?
Kim.
Donald Trump Jr.'s girlfriend.
What's her name again?
Kimberly Guilfoyle.
He lost her.
Nice one, Gav.
You live in the fag capital of the world.
Fag capital.
But yeah, do the math.
You can't be six feet apart.
No one can be on the other side of the table.
The biggest table that any home, any viewer watching us, their biggest table, you can't do three.
That's 18 feet.
Maybe three.
Maybe three people can be at your Thanksgiving.
But then you go, wait a minute, my family dinners every night are five people.
So we can sit together?
Can we sit together and then the guests are far away?
Like, what the hell?
Oh, good.
It's going to be explained.
Is this Newsweek?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course, Newsweek's going to take its side.
Is this mad?
These tips can help you.
This might be an unrelated video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that just lists his stupid rules.
Singing and shouting also.
No chanting.
No chanting.
Those fun Thanksgiving chants?
Gonna have to wait.
Next year.
Thanksgiving chants.
USA.
USA.
We want food.
We want food.
We want food.
That's exactly it.
Biden thinks he's running against George Bush.
That went viral on the weekend.
Look how ripped I'm getting these days.
I'm getting these Wolverine side muscles.
That's having a trainer.
You're going to the gym every day.
You get into this habits and you don't do new stuff.
But when you have a trainer, at least twice a week, he does new shit.
You're doing like a double, like a mashup.
You're doing like a Wolverine as Joe Hunter Biden.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
That's my exact body.
I'm looking into a body mirror right now.
Is that me?
Yeah, we did some photoshopping.
Wait, is that me?
No, that's not you.
That's a poser.
That's you.
Oh.
So show the clip.
1-4.
I think Jill says Trump a bunch of times.
Kind of country we're going to be.
Four more years of George.
George, he is going to find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets away from the different world.
Four more years of George.
Georgia.
That's one of my biggest pet peeves, by the way.
I fucking hate it.
When men wear sweaters under their blazers and they always have that little zip.
I've seen guys in Westchester who wear this.
They all wear the same Patagonia jacket.
It's got these sort of insulated tubes.
It's black and it has the quilted little tubes.
They all wear it, but some wear it under their blazer.
And the other annoying one...
The collar's up on a sweater and it has a little zip and it comes down to here.
Then the rest is just sweater.
Yeah, they all wear that fucking jacket.
All of them.
The conformity in the suburbs is shocking.
And coming from the Lower East Side, the East Village in Williamsburg, I'm used to having a huge variety of friends.
A midget, a tall guy, a black dude, someone with no eyes.
And then you move to the burbs and everyone dresses exactly the same.
So I start to, I forget people's names.
And they go, hey, how's it going?
I go, hi, how are you?
And they'll go, so the driveway is that still a problem?
How'd you fucking know about my driveway?
Are you spying on me?
No, I'm Joey's dad.
We spoke yesterday for two hours.
Oh, you look exactly like every fucking dad in this whole town.
So that was amusing.
I don't really see her saying Trump, though, like everyone says she said.
Oh, and here he is saying we're going to commit voter fraud.
Whoops.
Joe, that's supposed to stay in your thoughts.
We're in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration, the President Obama's administration before this.
We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
Secondly, we're in a situation where...
Good.
Yeah, that's what we're afraid of, Joe.
And then he's obviously, I mean, you've all seen these, I assume, by now, right?
When he said I didn't oppose fracking in the debate.
Said I oppose fracking.
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
Just to clarify, would there be any place for fossil fuels, including coal and fracking, in a Biden administration?
No, we would work it out.
We would make sure it's eliminated and no more subsidies for the...
Please pause for a second here.
Can you pause it?
I don't think Joe Biden knows that everything is made of oil.
Pretty much, you know, this, everything plastic, these, this is cotton.
This is ceramic, but the cover, oil, oil, oil, it's everywhere.
Everything.
I was looking at the gym today.
I was talking to the Tommy Bags.
He's wearing underarmor and he's not wearing any cotton.
I go, you're wearing all oil right now.
It's everywhere.
But yeah, let's phase it out and replace it with the, what do they have in Wakanda?
Vibranium?
Let's replace it with vibranium.
We are going to get rid of fossil fuels.
So they're running damage control on that.
Now I think they're going to say, no, no, we mean it's a goal eventually that would be nice.
Not we're going to shut down the oil companies.
I think the best angle for the left is to say that Trump lied about COVID and 200,000 people died.
That's a good angle.
Even though his top advisor said Trump shouldn't restrict travel from China three days before Trump restricted travel from China.
And Chinese travelers from arriving in the United States?
I wouldn't.
I think that's premature.
Oh, short clip.
Yes, I can't find this commercial.
Maybe you guys can help me find it.
But someone told me they saw a commercial that's all about Trump and the Proud Boys and Stand Back, Stand By.
Which he really said stand black and stand by.
Black.
Because he was trying to remember the word stand down.
Everyone honestly knows that.
But instead of recognizing it's a typo and moving on, now what they're doing is they're making it their number one, not their number one, but they're making it a huge part of Biden's campaign that Trump has an army, my army, and he's going to unleash the Kraken the second he loses.
And in the commercial, I'm told, I can't find it anywhere, someone, what, is that it?
I haven't seen this one.
To condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we've seen in the United States.
Can you fucking believe we're still talking about a potential riot from the right?
I honestly, I can't get it in my thick skull.
I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not from the right wing.
What are you saying?
I'm willing to do anything I want to see peace.
Let's do it, sir.
Say it.
Do it.
Say it.
Do you want to call him...
What do you want to call him?
Give me a name.
Give me a name.
What's the promises and right?
What would you like me to conduct?
Right, proud promises and right proud princesses.
That's Joe Bates.
That's not the one, right?
But that's not the one.
He's got a couple.
But has it occurred to you that someone was having a laugh?
And you add that bass to scare us all?
How stupid can you be?
How retarded.
You should see the looks I get when I go out now.
Like people tap themselves on the shoulder.
Netson's troll Biden after he refers to proud boys as poor boys.
Netizens?
I don't know what.
Oh, people online?
Yeah, whenever I go out now, especially in the city, people tap their shoulders and they book, happy, and then I see the other person go, and I'm like, hello.
Yes, I'm the guy.
I'm the scary man.
But it's just accepted that this group run by a black man is.
Oh, this is people pretending Crowboys were mad.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I hate it.
Yeah.
That's what you could do with Joe.
I don't get that one.
That's really good.
What?
How do they do that?
I give?
Is that from Dirty Work?
Norm McDonald's Dirty Work, yeah.
How is that done?
Yeah, how do they launch him?
Yeah, is he just the world's greatest stuntman?
Maybe a trampoline.
Or maybe it's plastic made to look like steel?
That, I believe so.
And then also, you know, there's fluffy stuff in there, but that could be a trampoline.
No, no, he launches sideways pretty effectively.
That guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize in stunts.
That is amazing.
Yeah, Pete Buddy Gig called the group white supremacist.
And he's running against a president who told a white supremacist group to stand by.
So at the end of the day, he can try.
I don't think it's going to get him very far.
Just lies.
I thought this was funny.
Some doctor who analyzes groups, analyzed proud boys, took all the jokes incredibly seriously.
And he talked about the degrees and how dumb that is.
That's the Knights of Columbus.
It's all men's clubs, douche.
This is Dr. Grande.
Today's question asks if I can analyze the mental health and personality factors that may be at work with the group, the proud boys.
How do you analyze the mentality of hundreds and hundreds of people at once?
If you enjoyed this video, please like it.
Jump in the middle.
This goes on.
It's what, 12 minutes long?
The phrase, you can't make this stuff up.
In addition to the male version, there's also a female version of the group called Proud Boys Girls.
But I'm not sure what the rules are to get into that group.
Go back a bit.
I think he's new meaning to the phrase, you can't make this stuff up.
Right before that.
Physically assaulting members of Antifa.
McInnis backed off of this position a little, saying the group is opposed to senseless violence.
So he's kind of implying that they won't start fights, but they will finish them.
So they'll respond to violence with violence.
All members, regardless of the stage, must agree to refrain from masturbation.
This is to motivate them to date women.
Interestingly, this rule was changed later on to allow heterosexual members to masturbate no more than once in a calendar month.
This really does give new meaning to the phrase, you can't make this stuff up.
In addition to that.
You know what I've noticed in life?
People who say you can't make this stuff up are the biggest, boringest normies around.
When you hear that phrase, leave the room.
You're hanging around with someone with no imagination who sucks.
You can't make this stuff up.
Has it ever occurred to you, sir, that there's humor in the no wanks rule?
So that's a fun watch.
But I just thought it was interesting that he mocked the fourth degrees the same time that the founder of the Knights of Columbus has become, I always pronounce this word wrong, beatified?
Beatified, yeah.
Right?
So he's going to become a saint, I believe.
Pope Francis met with the board of directors of the Knights of Columbus, who this year are celebrating 100 years of charitable work in Rome.
We have continued to answer our founding call to assist those on the margins.
Pope Francis praised the Knights' work to promote respect for the sanctity and dignity of human life.
He also thanked them for their attention to persecuted Christian communities in the Middle East, suffering violence, war, and poverty.
Also, it's okay to be gay.
Anyway, that's kind of cool.
You know how the Knights of Columbus started, right?
It was in New Haven.
No, somewhere above New York.
Connecticut?
It was New Haven?
Even in Rhode Island or something.
Somewhere like that.
The northeast.
And Irish immigrants were getting so drunk they were fighting cops and the cops were beating them to death.
So they were left, their widows were left broke.
So he started a charity, which is now the biggest insurance company in the world, where everyone puts in the pot.
And when someone is widowed, the money goes to the widow.
He started a charity for that.
And then that became the club.
And by the way, I'm not allowed to talk about the various stages of the Knights of Columbus, but up until very recently, violence was an integral part of their progress from first degree to second degree.
I will just leave it at that.
So the idea of violence being involved in a men's club is not something I invented.
It is New Haven, Connecticut.
Yeah.
I thought this was interesting.
Some weird fake graffiti.
Where was this now?
Trump wall of lies vandalized with Proud Boys graffiti.
Where?
That's bullshit.
Like, do you, can you think, you know the New York chapter, which doesn't really exist anymore.
They threw everyone in jail.
Can't have meetups.
Do you know of anyone who does graffiti in the Proud Boys?
No, and not well.
If they do to it, I don't think they do so well.
Trump, is this a hoax?
Everybody knows what I'm saying is Trump.
Oh, it's true.
So it's a wall of lies.
And every time I look up these lies, it's him just bullshitting.
Like, I could shoot someone on 52nd Street and get away with it.
That's a lie.
I'm the best.
That's a lie.
Right.
Let's listen to one of his lies.
You ready?
You're fired.
Well, wait, show the picture of the graffiti, though.
That was the wall of lies.
And then vote, Trump, or die.
No, that doesn't sound like something.
Anybody I know?
Cowboys, but stand back.
Stand by.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Anyway, I thought it was ironic too, because the same day I discovered that Seattle pays people to do graffiti.
City of Seattle paying Antifa militants to write fuck police on BLM mural.
Isn't that nice?
So they write a fuck the cops mural on the road, and then they get in there and with tax money, they say abolish capitalism, pigs will be pigs.
100% Antifa.
So people who work hard pay tax.
That tax money goes to some spoiled brat to write abolish capitalism on the road.
Beautiful to see.
This is what the final would look like.
It's gorgeous here.
Hands up or don't shoot.
Nice job.
Get a background for adventure cops or bastards.
Abolish ice.
I would love.
See, we can't talk to these people anymore, but wouldn't it be great to sit down with them and say, tell me how abolish ice pans out.
What is America with no borders?
Where do we stop?
I used to do that when they used to speak to me.
And their numbers were fucking mental.
Like, they said we could take another billion people into America.
They could all stay in the desert.
I explain a lot of it in this video I did with Chrissy Mayer.
That's 2-2.
That's the funny thing about all of these isms we keep talking about.
So we won't watch that.
They pulled it down and then she contested it and they put it back up.
Astrology as you just said.
Here, let me see that.
Just show people the video, the title, so they can look at it on their own time.
It's really long.
And you can't see it, Ryan.
You're zoomed in.
CMP 100, Chrissy Mayer Program 100.
Gavin McKinnis, every joke in his Tiny Revolution.
Chrissy Mayer.
Weird spelling.
M-A-Y-R.
So she's allowed to put that up.
If you do an interview with me and you want to keep it up, just say I'm insulting him.
This is a takedown.
It's an epic takedown.
All right.
So without further to-do, let's show the ABC News segment that they refused to show.
I got to change because I was wearing a different.
Hello and good evening.
Thank you for joining tonight.
I'm Lindsay Davis, of course.
And tonight we're here with the founder of the Proud Boys, Mr. Gavin McInnes.
Mr. McInnes, thanks for coming on.
Thanks for having me.
Mr. McInnes, what do you think what President Trump meant when he said stand back and stand by?
It's fun to trigger liberals and pretend that it means that we're going to take over the world and riot.
And it's sort of like this.
It's just a fun game.
But we all know what he meant.
It was a typo, a verbal typo.
In fact, he said stand black and stand by.
He's clearly trying to remember the term stand down.
But yeah, he screwed up.
Biden screwed up too.
He called us the poor boys and said, stand.
What did he say?
Poor boys, stand ready.
Right.
Well, do you not see that as like a command to riot?
How that could be interpreted?
What is with you, people?
98 out of 100 cities are on fire.
3 billion of damage.
That's the worst in American history.
By my count, 32 dead.
Not tangentially related to the riots, but in the riots, 32 dead.
We've got all 50 states' statues have been torn down.
Yet all you do is keep harping on what if the Proud Boys riot?
What if the right gets mad?
The left's been mad for months, five months of rioting.
And they put out notices saying on November 4th, if Trump wins, we're going to burn it down.
And you're still like, yeah, but what if?
Well, if President Trump does lose, what will you do?
Okay, you know what I'm going to do?
I have this button here.
It's a Trump button.
I push that and I release the Kraken.
All the proud boys start coming out.
They're going to be like zombies.
They'll come out of the ground.
They're going to rip off manhole covers.
You'll see them.
It'll be like the thriller video.
They'll just keep crawling out of windows and stuff and they'll just start eating people.
Ooh.
Well, I see what you're doing there, using humor, saying werewolves.
No, not werewolves.
I said zombies.
Oh, okay.
Well, Mr. McInnes, you've said that you have Jason Kessler, the organizer of the United Riot, where Heather Heyer was killed, and he was a member of the Prowboys, and you had him on your show.
What's that all about?
Did you see it?
No.
Well, I watched some of it, but not all of it.
Yeah.
If you had seen the entire thing, you'd see me screaming at Jason Kessler for lying and saying he wasn't alt-right.
He did that to infiltrate the group twice, and both times we caught him and booted him out.
We disavowed Unite the Right months and months in advance, and Jason Kessler scammed us, and we caught him and booted him out.
That's not a member of the club.
So you're not a white nationalist group.
Oh, God, race, race, race with you people.
Look, we have more gays, more Jews, more blacks in our group than are represented in the population.
More than Antifa.
Because when a gay comes out as MAGA, he's completely ostracized.
He can't go to his local gay bar.
Like, he'll be kicked out of his...
Chadwick Moore came out as MAGA, got kicked out of his local gay bar.
And we take them in.
All we care about is if you're born male and that you accept that the West is the best.
Okay, so your Western chauvinism, how is that not white nationalism?
Aren't Westerners mostly white?
This obsession with race, go outside, go talk to people.
You guys talk like racism is bubbling up.
It's systemic.
It's everywhere.
It's not.
Go outside and say hello to someone.
All right.
Well, we could drop race if you'd like.
Wait a minute.
I want to say something.
Sure.
Yes, Westerners are white, okay?
Or predominantly white in a white country.
So are Easterners.
We hate commies.
Commies are white.
When you think of the West, what do you think of?
You think of mostly like America and maybe Britain or something.
When you think of the East, what do you think of?
You think of mostly China, Russia.
China, Russia.
So three of the four are white in that scenario.
It's not really a race thing.
It's really a communism versus freedom thing.
That's what the West is.
And the West is based on meritocracy.
Look, if you loved chess, are you a Russian supremacist?
Most chess, good chess players are Russian.
Well, okay, we could drop race.
But you said that women would be happier at home.
Do you have a problem with women in the workplace?
Obviously not.
There's exceptions.
But as a whole, most women are happier at home.
Kennedy was great to do Fox business.
I said to her once I go, you've been cursed.
You've been cursed with this skill where you make, I don't know what she makes, 300K a year.
So you're better off there in the workforce than you are at home.
Barbara Corcoran was right to get into real estate.
Lauren Hillebrand was right to get into writing books.
Margaret Thatcher was right to get into politics.
But those are exceptions.
And right now there's this stigma when a woman wants to be a housewife.
I see it when they say, they ask my wife's profession when they're filling out a form and she goes, housewife.
And you can see this sort of like look, this sort of like, oh, that's disappointing.
You got handed feminism and freedom and you could have been a CEO, but you didn't take it and you stayed at home like a little bitch.
No.
Creating life and shaping life is the greatest job there is.
You're basically magic.
You're celestial.
Is that the right use of that word?
I think so, actually.
Yeah.
But yeah, most women, for the most part, are better suited for home.
Hmm.
Do you think they're better suited at home?
Yes.
But, you know, you can think that Chinese people don't tend to be good at basketball, but your favorite basketball players can be Chinese.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
So you're bringing up, you're bringing up race now.
Okay, you got me.
That's, I think, once or twice you got me.
I've got you like 17 times so far.
Fair enough.
Well, just let me Say something.
The problem with you guys is that you're obsessed with this notion of America being a Klan rally.
No one's, have you ever seen a Klansman, you know, with the hat and they have those little holes for their eyes?
I don't even get those holes.
Like, surely you move a little bit and the holes are all misaligned.
It's hard enough with a mask that's stuck to your head, but a hood?
I don't even get how the logistics of how those things work.
Well, they don't really wear hoods anymore, Gavin, do they?
Oh, that old troll.
They traded in their hoods for blue uniforms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What are you, 16?
What are you...
Jim?
Never mind.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
Thank you for your time.
Yeah, fuck you, bitch.
All right.
Up next, we have a, you know, next segment.
Just make sure this never airs.
I'm Lindsay Davis.
Thanks so much for streaming with us, and good night.
I guess she may have sussed out that we did forget to record it.
And it probably is illegal to show it anyway.
Is it illegal?
It was a two-tipe conversation.
She knew that she was having a conversation with me.
Is she only allowed to record?
No, that doesn't make sense.
I think it would be legal.
Yeah, it's illegal to tape someone without their knowing in certain states.
I think they call it two-party consent.
Hey, computer, is New York a two-party consent state?
Here's something I found on the web.
According to Cambridge.org, two, three.
What?
What?
Did we just break computer?
Banks computer?
I think I'll just look it up myself.
New York two-party consent state.
And it says, thus New York has functionally become a two-party consent state.
If a call continues past the disclosure, the caller now has the consent of both parties.
So yeah, both sides have to know they're being recorded.
But she's on a show.
So she clearly knows she's being recorded.
Anyway, it was fucking stupid of us not to record because I was so happy with that.
And the fact that they won't show it says a lot about the media.
You could have recorded her thing with your phone.
And then we obviously have a recording of me and then we could have done it in post.
Frick.
Anyway, that was essentially what it was.
And I think, yeah, because I killed her so bad and blew up all of the rumors.
And that's bad for Biden.
You can see that they're pushing the Proud Boys White Supremacy thing.
So what percentage of the American public who's heard of Proud Boys thinks that they're white supremacists?
I don't know.
Probably depends on age and how much they digest the media that they're fed.
Because I know a lot of people like in my town, they're inquiring about it.
They're like, hey, this Proud Boys thing sounds pretty interesting.
And nothing...
I don't know what they've heard.
I don't know what they've heard.
If they've heard good things or bad things.
I told you about the time when the previous time when all this shit was hitting the fan.
I just made it worse.
This woman comes up to me at a bar, an old barfly hag, and she goes, I like seeing on the TV.
This is right when I stepped down from the Proud Boys and was all over the news.
And I go, oh, finally, someone supports me.
Jesus.
So rare these days.
And she goes, fucking black people are so stupid.
Oh, no.
Oh, great.
Now this is the company.
Someone's on my side.
And she's like, they fucking vote for Obama.
He ain't black.
He ain't black, you fucking dummies.
And so I says, good.
Yeah.
This is the company I now keep.
Yeah, I should have just started to change my accent.
I know, right?
The fucking Mulan Yans, that's so stupid.
How are we doing for time?
We got plenty of time.
So while we're so concerned about Proud Boys rioting, about the right-wing violence, it's the biggest threat, the FBI, the biggest threat to domestic terror.
They're going to kidnap the governor.
That's our biggest fear.
Vote for Biden or right-wing riots will happen.
While this is going on, not only has Portland and Seattle and all these cities been going, they're going like right now.
Every time I turn on the news, I check Andy No's Twitter and I go, wait, still?
This happened, I think, last night.
And Portland with a bunch of balloons went to the ICE, right?
Immigration and Corrections Enforcement, whatever they, what does ICE stand for?
Computer, what does ICE stand for?
ICE is an abbreviation of intrusion countermeasure electronics and in circuit emulator.
No, nope.
The Trump button is a like two to one.
Trump button versus computer.
What does ICE stand for?
So I go to Google.
Immigration and customs.
Yeah, customs enforcement.
Thanks, computer.
I'll rely on my computer next time.
Hey, computer, you're wrong.
Thanks for letting me know.
So they go there to the immigration enforcement office and they barricade it.
They block the entrance.
And then the cops say, you can't do that, obviously, as you well know.
And then they start screaming, fascist.
Play the audio?
It's kind of cool.
Oh, shit.
Finally, look at them run.
That thing really shoots, doesn't it?
It sure does.
I forgot.
There was a rally.
Maybe it's on my parlor.
There was a rally in Manhattan on the weekend where it was a lot of Orthodox Jews, Jews for Trump having rocks thrown at them.
Throwing rocks at Jews.
Where have I seen that before?
Oh, yeah, Israel.
So the Wall Street Journal is asking me all week, so what's going on with this Proud Boys rally?
See that woman?
Okay, go back.
That woman right there.
She opened the door to a van of Hasidim and pepper sprayed in the van.
Kids in there.
The whole van, terrorized.
Now, if you've ever been pepper sprayed, it just shuts you down.
Now, I couldn't imagine what it's like for a kid.
I remember when I got pepper sprayed that night, my kid, who was like five at the time, hugged me when I got home and he had a rash all over his face.
That's from touching cloth that used to maybe have some on it.
So the Wall Street Journal kept asking me about this Proud Boys rally, and I go, if Catholics gather, it's not a Night of Columbus rally.
If Patriots gather, it's not a Proud Boys rally.
Proud Boys have all but been destroyed in New York.
You threw them all in jail.
You arrested them all.
You made it illegal.
It's just a patriotic rally.
So you check it out, and yeah, it was Antifa attacking Jews, basically, for supporting Trump.
In other words, they don't care about Nazis.
They don't care about equality.
They don't care about fascism.
They just hate our side because we're unashamed.
And their whole thing is shame.
That's why people hate proud boys because they hate the word pride if it's not gay or black.
But there was an awesome kick.
What's that now?
Oh, that's the guy throwing rocks.
And he looks like he's from Gaza, too.
Just repeats it, yeah.
That's amazing.
But go back to my parlor.
There's a really great kick.
He just sweeps him.
Yeah, click on that link.
He sweeps him so well that the guy smashes his head on the ground.
And wait, you see the punch that starts it?
It's the worst punch I've ever seen.
Folks at home, when you're punching, remember, this is just the messenger, okay?
This guy's nothing.
This is just the post office.
This is a guy dropping it off.
The post office is here.
It's all your body.
It's all in the hips.
This guy just sort of touches him.
He thinks his fist is made of fucking uranium and it's going to burn his face.
Like a spark plug to a windshield or something?
Just going to crack his head.
Look at this punch.
Wait, I want to watch it.
Oh, oh.
That was a thud.
Yeah.
I think it deflected off his shoulder.
That's so good.
How many hundreds of times can we watch this?
And why do you have your backpack?
It looks like enough stuff is in there for a European trip.
Why do they always have backpacks on?
Ooh.
Probably full of Jewrocks.
Yeah, maybe.
Oof.
Oh, how good would that have been if he was just unconscious?
Fuck around and find out.
I wonder what the doctor thinks of that.
And then they started...
Wait, keep showing that.
This is in Manhattan, too.
Then they start attacking old people.
Was this the same thing as Rudy Giuliani's thing where they were terrorizing his convoy?
The rocks at his corner.
And that girl you saw getting arrested, she was bawling her eyes out.
So she pepper sprays a van full of kids.
Look at them.
They're putting him in a headlock like a grappling thing.
Like pounding him.
The guy's like 75 years old.
Look at that weird woman.
She's kicking him.
That weird Chinese radical lunatic is kicking an old man.
Look at them.
They're fucking savages.
It's Lord of the Flies.
Wait, go back.
Did you see that weird little Chinese woman?
Is that it?
Right there?
Wait, hold on.
You watch her pounding him.
Her, stop.
With the white face mask.
Yeah, right her, right there.
She says, I gotta, I wanna hurt him.
I gotta.
I'm gonna film it.
Get him punched.
And then she gets psyched.
I hate him too.
And then boom.
And just spazzing.
I hate Trump.
And now she disappears.
Like, don't you want to just be a spy and go and follow her now?
Because we have the footage, right?
Follow her and then do that thing I was talking about before where you call the cops and you go, I'm following a woman that just kicked an old man.
I mean, she didn't do much, but say she did more.
Like the baseball bat guy who hit the cop with the baseball bat.
Hey, she just threw a golf stick.
That's an inside joke.
Maybe one day they'll get that.
3-1.
This is a while ago here.
I've got some old news.
They broke into a church.
What?
No, no, they broke into a college campus.
You can't get more left-wing than a college campus.
It's where they make...
That's like their...
I said church.
That is their church.
Radical leftists go to church called college, but they go into this dorm.
What do you want?
What are you trying to achieve here?
You hate students?
They're bringing a dog?
Oh no, the two that are already in there.
That's like the campus security.
It's mental illness.
Tell me what the point of this rally is.
It's mental illness.
Look at this couple.
We're going to run.
Get back to our Marxism and the revolution class.
Because Marxists are here angry in their fucking shower shoes.
I hate your shoes so much, sir.
Look at it.
What a shit show.
This is Biden's America.
And he's convinced us that the Problem is the right.
The problem is spoiled brats on the left wandering around like chickens with their head cut off.
Look how mad he gets.
Look how many gets there.
Ooh, fuck.
He dropped his whatever's, his rave glow sticks.
Anyway, look at this absolute state of mental illness.
I hope I haven't shown this before, 3-2.
This is like in Britain where they go, the absolute state of this.
What does Arriba mean?
Up?
Arriba?
Ew, it's a heart.
It's probably like a Tellhart against the butcher shop.
Kalimar.
Oh, he says Kalimar.
Yeah.
It's also the name of the guy from Indiana Jones, right?
Kalimar.
And he eats the heart.
Oh, yeah.
So he's being Kalimar?
Now let's just dance on a broken Trump sign.
I mean, they're stupider than jihadists.
At least jihadists have, like, they hang actual people and stuff.
Look at this.
Remember we used to make fun of the Middle East with their self-flagellation and all that dumb shit?
Or those Christians in, what is it, the Philippines where they put giant rods through their face?
And we'd go, what a bunch of backwards weirdos.
Now we are the weirdos.
You did it.
You did it.
Nice work.
He's literally clapping for himself.
And then what's 3-3?
Oh, yeah.
This is just more, this is the media snitching on Hasids.
They ignore all the left's danger, but you know why they're cracking down?
Look at the media cracking down on these horrible, horrible Jewish people for daring to have some sort of religious ceremony.
Look at them.
You don't see them attacking Black Lives Matter like this.
Look, I got to get this.
Here's why.
Orthodox Jews and Hasidic Jews are pro-Trump.
And that's why de Blasio is cracking down on them.
Because de Blasio is mimicking the black anti-Semitism in his town.
It's from his wife and his kids.
And then in Brooklyn, especially, Brooklyn blacks seem to have a serious problem with anti-Semitism.
It's becoming part of their intrinsic culture.
And so de Blasio loves that.
It's dope.
And he hates Trump, so it's win-win.
So he's cracking down.
Coleman has like 30 lawsuits going right now with rabbis and various Orthodox Jews who are suing the city, suing Cuomo, suing de Blasio.
My barber needs to take care of this little part here.
Come on, guy.
That's an issue.
Okay, I think we're ready to go to the mailbag.
All right.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Sort by date, not flags.
That didn't work last time.
I'm so glad we finally have that deer censored on the news site because I honestly get to about 1% of the letters we get.
Oh, speaking of that, we have a new announcement.
We have a new show on the site.
It should be up before you see this.
Lotus.
What's her name?
Lotus Yoshido?
Yoshido.
Yoshido?
She does a very quirky show that I bet is going to get a lot of backlash because it's weird.
And believe me, this is on, it was like Gary's mailbag.
Like I knew there'd be backlash and then people would get it.
And I feel that this is going to be the same thing.
I'm not listening to any of your suggestions.
They're all going in the suggestion box if you have a problem with this show.
It's on for a year no matter what.
So if you don't like it, you don't get it.
You don't see my vision.
She's fucking amazing and I'm really, really excited about the show.
I love it.
It's weird.
It's intellectual.
It's totally unique.
Show a part of it.
Okay.
In the email I sent you, you don't have to download it.
You can just click on it.
He's sneak peek.
Intro?
Sure.
And then jump forward.
Just jump all around.
One of my favorite parts about it, too, is the scenery.
Here's an example.
You can't get bored.
And in that video, I say, I don't like Jeffree Star.
He is a...
She's talking about cancel culture.
As a matter of fact, but then there's a whole sub-thread of her being kidnapped and beaten throughout the thing.
She's awesome.
Anyway, that's going up, and I'm very happy about it.
And I know there'll be haters.
Hey, Ryan and Gav, have you by chance seen Vincent Gallo's badass shirts?
Yes, I have.
He's a weird dude, Vincent Gallo.
He's always been red-pilled.
In fact, he kind of red-pilled pilled me in 2001 as I was being red-pilled 9-11, hanging out at Terry Richardson's studio.
He would be there.
Very, very funny dude.
Very arrogant.
You know how much these shirts are?
$666.
But he signs them all.
Oh, that's a shirt.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, they're all shirts.
Nice.
Oh, wow.
He does.
Yeah.
Like an art, like an art piece.
He numbers them and signs them.
Yeah, I mean, they probably have resale value.
Uru Gavin and Divine Emperor of The fag zone.
Wait, was that the same intro as the other one?
No.
One of the guys from our favorite band Pentatonics.
Oh man, I haven't thought of them in a long time.
I love Pentatonics.
Released a song about voting, and it's hands down the gayest thing I've seen leading up.
Remember our theory?
Our theory about Pentatonics is that the white gay guy isn't even gay.
He just lets the Mexican fuck him up the butt because it's woke.
Yeah.
So he's raping himself every day.
Hey.
Hey, it's me and your voter's ballot.
I was thinking that maybe you could use me.
I know it's stupid, but I wrote a song about it.
Do you want to hear it?
That's why people are voting early, by the way, to Virtue Signal.
It's the dumbest thing.
You line up for eight hours.
If you go close to the day, it'll be a 10-minute thing.
Maybe he is gay.
Yeah, this is every kind of gay.
Oh, and also, can I suck on your toes?
See, I bitch about flip-flops all the time and men's toes.
It's a gay thing.
So sick of these goddamn shower shoes.
I saw these two black guys by my gym.
It was raining out and they've got their socks with their shower shoes.
And the toes are all dirty and wet.
Like we've invented shoes, shithead.
Fuck.
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen in every version of the word.
Dear Gavin and Sir Fagalot of Fagington, here are a few of the moronic platitude-filled signs that the lefties put in their yards.
I tried not to include duplicates, but these are everywhere.
I bet you can guess which demographic has them displayed.
White upper middle class women.
And by the way, when we were talking about Proud Boys and Nazis, I would say 88% of white middle class women.
No, liberal white middle class women, I'd say 98% of them who have heard of Proud Boys think that they're white supremacists, which isn't good because those are the moms at my kids' fucking soccer game.
Go back to the thing there.
Kindness is everything.
The fuck does that even mean?
None of it means anything.
It's fun to look at some of this shit as a high school teacher.
You know, you're analyzing a kid's essay and you're like, what have you said here?
Black Lives Matter doesn't mean anything.
Of course it matters.
Why are you saying Black Lives Matter?
Well, because the police are acting like they don't matter.
No, they're not.
That's not true.
Climate change is real.
Many scientists believe that theory.
It's a theory.
No human is illegal.
It's illegal to be in a country where you're there illegally.
And the term for that is illegal alien.
The legal term for that.
Love is love.
What the fuck?
What I think they're saying there is that gay love is just as real as straight love.
Okay, that's got nothing to do with gay marriage.
And very few people, only very, very traditional Christians think that gays shouldn't exist.
Like you should never be gay under any circumstance.
That's not a thing.
And even if they think that, they're not stopping marriages.
In this house, we believe Black Lives Matter, women's rights are human rights.
What the fuck?
Okay, well, that's bullshit.
What a pile of disgusting, retarded garbage.
You got the classics there.
Hate has been a lot of money.
I got Black Lives Matter.
2020.
The main thing is to be in love with the search for truth.
Maya Angelou.
And I love that when the woman made this stupid fucking gay ass sign and she put it on her lawn, she had done something.
I've accomplished something today.
All you've accomplished is making some of your more sane neighbors cringe.
That's about it.
I think maybe she stood there with like a mug of coffee, just like with it.
It's like, just in case you want to know the auteur, I'm right here.
I've seen these, by the way, I'm probably...
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
Like, she stood out there with the sign.
Oh, she had some reactions.
What do you think?
I thought you thought she was Maya Angelou.
No.
Bye, Don.
So this is from Jake.
Hey, Bodak and Cooley.
Look up the definitions if you don't know.
I don't.
I know what a Cooley is.
I don't know what a Bodak is.
The link is below if you want to read it.
If not, it's about a local Christian private school that said, fuck off, we're not wearing masks or social distancing.
They were given warnings after some Karen's complaint.
Lo and behold, just last week, the local health department came and shut them down.
Of course, they did it on the weekend like typical cowards.
How in the hell does this small town health department have the right to shut a private school down?
Fuck this state and our governor.
Also, you are correct.
It was the FBI agent who conned those tards into plotting the kidnapping.
I like you more than my new sunglasses.
In other words, FBI, you created a crime where there wasn't one.
And the state, this was in Michigan, Blunden Township.
School objects after health department closes building.
Like the whole thing of save our children, children aren't getting this fucking disease.
Ooh, I got something on signs, by the way.
One of our viewers who sent the rosary beads, by the way, they made these signs, so it mocks those signs, but it says something actually good on there.
Yeah, see, I wouldn't put a sign on my lawn.
You're just inviting vandals unless I had the time to charge it.
And then these guys did this.
I sent it to my Instagram at their high school.
Those are all Trump pence signs.
It goes and goes and goes.
Frankly, it doesn't stop.
It's 45 signs, to be exact.
You know, some Trump derangement syndrome lunatic.
Yanked all those out.
Had a conniption.
Yeah, well, that's my next letter, Ryan.
You jumped at the gun.
Oh, they sent it in?
Oh, good.
Here's our club logo my brother made.
Left to right, that's me and Trump and Jesus.
And my brother.
The bottom says the West is the best in Chinese.
That's cool.
Is he Chinese?
Oh, no, he's.
I think he's.
I don't know what he is.
Who cares what race people are, man?
Hey, Gavin.
And then he's, that's his logo.
Him and his brothers.
He's in a gang with Trump and Jesus.
Hey, Gavin, I'm senior high school.
I've been following since seventh grade.
You've shaped my beliefs, inspired me as a person ever since, which is why I'm persona non grata, by the way, because I influence young men.
In an effort to meme the establishment, me and my buddy lined our high school with Trump signs.
45 to be exact.
I was inspired by GML to stop being a pussy and become part of the non-silent majority.
I've been so energized that we actually started a club named Club Red.
This is our first act of defiance.
Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
You know, the thing.
P.S. Fuck Ryan.
Well, fuck you.
Proud of your boy.
Yeah.
Guys, get into the habit of saying that at the end of letters, too.
Fuck Ryan.
Did he actually?
Yes.
That little son of a bitch.
Okay, last one.
Dear grand puba of the poor boys.
I'm an alumnus of the Virginia Military Institute.
It's one of six senior military colleges in the country.
It also happens to be the alma mater of the one and only Ralph Kuhnman Northam, class of 81.
Recently, an article from the Washington Post described the life of black cadets as being oppressed by relentless racism.
Northam has decided to carry out an independent investigation into these claims of clear racism that is present at VMI.
As of today, the current superintendent, General J.H. Pinford P. III, retired U.S. Army, stepped down from his position after 17 years at the helm.
As a recent graduate that played NCAA sports and lived with basketball players for four years, the issue is not around color.
The issue is with black NCAA players who come in on scholarships that did not make it on any decent normal sports schools.
They come in voluntarily to an incredibly strict environment that they resist every second of the day to integrate into.
They relentlessly pull the race card for getting boned for not following the rules.
Yeah, it's a military school.
It's rough.
It's tough.
It's hard.
That's why parents, when you're bad, they say, we're going to send you to military school to snap you into shape.
And the irony is most of these assholes would probably thrive if they would just do the push-ups.
It is a shame.
And they do that in charter schools in Harlem.
The blacker the charter school, I've noticed personally, the more push-ups and stand in line, stand straight and don't move your head and all this kind of like military discipline because charter schools are capitalist and they go where there's a problem.
There's a demand for more discipline because of the fatherlessness.
That was another part of the ABC News thing we didn't put in.
Remember?
The fathers.
I said talking about race.
I go, you want to talk about racism?
You liberals, because I knew she's liberal, have destroyed the black family with your welfare.
You've incentivized baby mamas to not have baby dads.
You paid them.
You paid them money to not have a family.
And she goes, no, you're talking about that stat that says that three and four black children are born out of wedlock.
And I'm like, yeah, that's the best it gets.
In the Bronx and Harlem, it's way worse.
And then she said, did you know that, and then she pulled out that study that what's his name brought up on free speech, that black dads actually spend more time with their children than any other race?
And I looked into that.
And you know what it's from?
When black dads do see their kids, they're with them that one day more than like me with my son yesterday.
Well, yeah, because you're making up for lost time.
And I pointed that out to her, which she had no response to, of course.
Imagine being so naive, so far apart, so willfully blind that you think that black dads are actually in their families more than other dads.
Oh, and she also tried to argue, no, no, they're just not married.
The dad's there.
Are you fucking blind?
She's half black, I think.
Have you ever spoken to a black person?
Like, ask them who their dad is.
Well, actually, don't do that.
Wait till you're friends.
But when your friends with a black person go, like Anthony Civarelli, the guy that did my back tattoo from Gorilla Biscuits, he bought a house in Harlem like 10 years ago, maybe 20 years ago now.
And all the kids in the block would go up to his daughter and go, so you have a dad?
That's weird.
You have your own room?
Wow.
They were totally freaked out.
She's the only girl in the neighborhood that has a dad.
Yeah, but he's more present.
Ooh, alternate angle, by the way.
I think it was Michael Eric Dyson said it to Michelle Malkin, and he said, are you familiar with that study?
I think it's got a bad because I'm brown.
And she just, you see her deflated, exhausted, and she just goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.
It's worth digging up.
She is spicy in that, dude, for real.
The non-verbals, she's just not happy.
She's like, obviously she's beautiful and you want to get in a time machine and marry her.
But like turn her into an ugly fat chick or a dude.
And she's just really fun to hang out with.
She's so interesting and funny and she doesn't forget what she's talking about like that.
Like she'll pull up dates and stats and she's never confused.
She's really like having a dinner with her, her and Ann Coulter.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so spoiled to be able to have conversations with people like that.
You got another angle on the trip?
On the Angry Asian Stompy lady.
Oh, good.
I just, I hate this flag.
Coming up here.
What's up?
This is a black thing I'm noticing.
Put them bows up.
Yeah, bows up.
You want to protect your ribs, people.
Here she comes.
She tried to make a swipe before she even went Across the.
Yeah.
She's so mad.
What are you mad at?
Some Jewish person likes Trump.
Here she comes.
Like, why do you want to kick him in the ass?
There she is.
There you go.
Oh.
Yes, I'm not that one for you.
I don't think she's Chinese.
Maybe not.
Maybe she's Puerto Rican or something.
I don't know.
I see a Chinese brow.
Yeah, mongaloid brow.
Yeah, you're right.
Mongoloid brow.
That's a great thing.
I heard.
Got tickets already.
It is a shame that SJW culture is trying to bring about the demise of a school that has produced great military leaders and civilian graduates who have served their country selflessly since 1839.
Stand back and stand by for the culture war.
There are not enough new sunglasses to go around now.
Pretty funny.
Sunglasses.
Okay, last one.
Gavin Fagg.
My girlfriend and I are both 20 and living in Alaska.
All right.
Sucks.
We met at church camp before high school.
We've been dating for a year.
I fucked a handful of girls during high school and during a semester of college before I dropped out to work and sell options.
I'm really not concerned about getting my numbers past where they are.
She wants to make people and cook for them, which seems basically perfect through my 10-year-old misogynist eyes.
20-year-old.
Is a year really long enough to pull the trigger at 20 years, though?
Since the wet dog one gets mad about second questions, is something like the attached pictures an acceptable replacement for flip-flops?
They're fugly and I'm sure they're still shit in a fight, but they're comfortable and you can't see any toes.
No, those are not acceptable, sir.
Fucking stupid little disposable shoes.
Fuck off.
What is so hard about putting on your socks and shoes?
Why is this such a challenge?
And yes, marry the bitch.
You've got a winner there and no one is happier than people who marry young and start churning out kids.
You won't have time to be unhappy.
Make fucking eight.
Make eight of them.
Once you get up to four, the oldest one starts helping with the youngest one and it becomes a sort of self-perpetuating machine.
You're very lucky, dude.
Everyone my age, right?
Everyone.
We sit around, we're looking at our kids, we're talking about our kids, and there's inevitably a moment where one of us shakes our heads and says, why do we wait so late?
What were we thinking?
We had to do more Coke?
We had to go get more wasted again, go to another rock show?
You get the idea.
You start partying at 14.
By 24, you've been partying relentlessly.
Orgies, sucking drugs, cocks.
Everything that little vote ballot said in that song.
Yeah, sucking toes.
For 10 years.
You're like, no, I need another 10 years of this indulging myself.
No, you don't.
Okay, here's a heavy one.
Look at this woman getting nailed by a truck.
Maybe we should have...
Hold on.
We should have a card for the final video.
Oh, okay.
Is that what me and Hollowed could do?
Yeah, a little song, a little stinger song.
Yeah.
No longer than 15 seconds.
Yeah, the graphic.
Yeah, righteous.
Okay.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
The woman crossing the street, she gets nailed by a truck.
When you see the person in the blue coat walking, we're in trouble.
This NSAF W here?
I don't know.
I don't know if she dies.
Oh.
I have a video over next, though.
It's her afterwards.
Oh.
Look at the guy in the blue.
And then look at the woman with the umbrella.
Okay, watch the umbrella.
Watch the umbrella.
Watch the umbrella.
Oh, God.
I mean, can she be alive?
But then look at Blue Guy.
He just...
Does he walk away?
If he walks away like this, I understand.
Like, if he goes like this, like, oh, I just saw that.
But if he just...
No, you're not allowed to do that, Ryan.
You can't go.
You have to go right to action.
Yeah.
Make sure they can breathe.
Your phone should be calling 911, looking for your location, getting them, I don't know.
You don't want to move them.
But stopping the hemorrhaging of the blood.
Yeah, true.
Go back.
Aftermath?
Yeah.
Well, I guess we're not going to watch it again.
I love Shizmabin, by the way.
My favorite Instagram account.
I'll make an NSFW card, too.
There's alternates.
Look at that.
Like, all those cards are fucked up.
And she was definitely pinched.
Oh.
Her shoe and sock came off.
Wow.
I can't believe there's not more blood.
She definitely shattered her hip.
A lot of internal blood.
You might bleed internally to death, yeah.
What's the matter with people?
Stick around, dude.
Yeah.
Bad mentality.
We got a bad mentality in this country where we have come apart.
We don't care about each other anymore.
Look, right now half the country has Trump derangement syndrome.
They're acting like hysterical babies.
Let's not do anything rash.
Let's tolerate their ineptitude and just smile and say, all right, all right.
This next week is going to be fucking mental.
So hold on to your hats and don't make any permanent decisions that involve ostracizing your family.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
I'm going to make the same mistakes.
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