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Oct. 21, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #69 | JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA

Why is anyone surprised that Johnny Rotten is voting for Trump? John is working class and he votes the way they vote.

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Live from New York It's Get Off My Lawn With Gavin McInnes I bet I bet Admit, admit.
One thing, oh, I knew what your plans to make me be.
With someone I go, you knew before.
With two of a kind, you know I love you more.
Took me my surprise, I must say.
That's The Slits.
And Heard It Through the Grapevine.
Cover of the Marvin Gaye classic.
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Yeah, so Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter recently, and it sort of got me in this vortex of his wife and his daughter and the slits and Viv Albertine and polystyrene and punk rock and I want to get into that but someone seems to have crept into
the studio that was not invited.
Ashton Witte is here.
Hi.
Why do you sometimes use S-H when you're talking about something like stars would be shtars?
Is that a California thing?
No, it's just me.
You have an S-H that appears with S's.
Yeah, it's like shtick.
No, shtick is S-H.
Yeah, shtick.
But it's actually supposed to be shtick, right?
No, it's shtick.
A stick would be a stick and a shtick would be a shtick.
A stick is a stick.
Shtick is not a stick.
This is shtick.
We're doing shtick right now.
Alright, you need to get out of here.
Let's ask Trump what he thinks of that.
Ashton, what are you dropping by the studio?
Uninvited!
Everybody knows what I'm saying, Mr. Trump.
Wow.
That's a good point.
Is true.
Is true.
Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
That's like a, she has like a Carol Channing thing.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
I wish, I kinda wish I had a little shtick.
Like a little Ann Coulter-ism or something, you know what I mean?
Yeah, or like a catchphrase.
I got catchphrases.
I like to say, it's a Monday!
You know how I always say that?
No, I don't.
I do.
Never heard that.
But I want like a voice.
There's this chick on Fox News who's from the Midwest.
She's an impossible smoke show.
I forget her name.
We can dig her up, but she has this like Connecticut thing because she wants to be like Ann Coulter.
Yes.
Or Jill Abramson, who grew up in New York, has this.
Yeah, well, you have to understand.
Yeah.
Miss Jimmy Cagney thing.
Yeah.
It is.
No, that's not her.
What's her fucking name?
It doesn't really matter.
She's dark haired.
She's one of the smarter ones.
But she has this fake Connecticut accent.
Because it's a good thing to have, Rich.
If you say things in a weird way, people think that you're a weird man.
And you're some kind of special lady.
That is kind of fun.
I don't like that I'm not impersonatable.
Yeah, Anthony Comey is like that.
You can't impersonate him.
You could sound like a, like a genie, kind of like... Well, you do me.
That means I'm impersonable.
Yes.
But you only do the thing where I go, they're not gonna make it there in time.
Are you retarded?
That's another one that I picked up.
Yeah, that's not, it's not really an imitation.
It's kind of a thing I just hear the most common, the most commonly.
Anyway.
So that was Herded Through the Grapevine by The Slits, a very popular band in the early punk scene in Britain.
And it starred Viv Albertine on guitar.
Viv Albertine might be the perfect woman.
She's beautiful, she's intelligent, she grew up poor, which is important in a lady.
You don't want a woman to grow up rich.
Although Johnny Rotten's wife grew up rich.
No, go back to the beginning.
If we're ever doing a Like, if you need video footage for this show, Ryan, when you're doing, like, drops, this is the aesthetic we're going for.
Weird, early punk.
Like, 76.
You know who that just was?
They just showed there?
Who?
Uh, Chrissy Hynde.
Huh.
That's Viv Albertine.
Right there.
It'd be great if we could rent a vintage camera that looks like this when you film with it.
I'm sure it's a filter you could do.
Yeah.
There's something... You can't replace it.
It's kind of like... So Zid has a great book called... She was a guitarist in that band.
She was kicked out.
I don't know what.
They're the worst.
Look, I love the aesthetic of them, and punk was a lot about aesthetics, and I love the vibe, and punk was a lot about vibes, but they were garbage.
I mean, they covered Heard It Through the Grapevine, which was 99% Marvin Gaye's hard work.
You just covered it.
What are you, the Beastie Boys cover band?
But she's a really good writer, and this book rules.
It's named after the way her mother saw her when she came back from school.
She goes, so her mother was Australian, I think.
And she'd go, what were your lessons today, gay fucking mudflap?
And she'd go, well, this teacher was wearing this, and I like these boys.
And she goes, clothes, clothes, clothes, music, music, music, boys, boys, boys.
That's all you know.
So that's the name of the book.
But before she even starts the book, She goes, this is just the first page.
Ready?
One.
Masturbation.
Never did it.
Never wanted to do it.
There's no reason not to.
No oppression.
I wasn't told it was wrong, and I don't think it's wrong.
I just didn't think of it at all.
I didn't naturally want to do it, so I didn't know it existed.
By the time my hormones kicked in, at about 13 years old, I was being felt up by boys, and that was enough for me.
Bit by bit, the experimentation went further until I first had sex with my regular boyfriend when I was 15.
We were together for three years and are still friends now, which I think is nice.
She's just so brutally honest.
This is my favorite kind of writing.
In all the time since my first sexual experience, I haven't masturbated.
Although I did try once after being nagged by friends when I complained I was lonely.
But to me, masturbating when lonely is like drinking alcohol when you're sad.
It exacerbates the pain.
Which is why I drink alcohol when I'm working with Ryan.
Ouch.
It's not that I don't touch my breasts.
They're much nicer now.
I've put on a little weight.
Or touch between my legs or smell my fingers.
I do all that.
She talks a lot about gross shit.
Like how your pubes are crusty.
She talks in this book about how in the... When she was young, everyone reeked.
And especially in the 70s with polyester, men didn't wear deodorant until like the mid 80s.
So everyone, all British men stank like shit.
Can you imagine their foreskins?
I don't want to get too graphic, folks, but I have a foreskin and I have a shower every day.
I go to the gym.
But if I don't treat that area, within 30 hours, we've got some cottage cheese issues.
Oh, not cottage cheese.
That's a week.
But... Ricotta?
We have a little bit of ricotta.
Nothing wrong with that.
A lot wrong with that.
I disagree, yeah.
Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, Dad.
dad.
But it never leads to on a masturbation that can't be bothered.
I don't have fantasies much either, except once when I was pregnant and all hormoned up, I felt very aroused and had a violent fantasy about being fucked by a pack of rabid wild dogs in the front garden.
I later miscarried.
That'll teach me.
She does have a daughter now, though, who's 18.
I think she's got a couple kids.
But you'll notice with punk and all of this, a lot of good art, it comes from suffering and a lot of suffering comes from not having So Viv had no dad.
Sid Vicious had no dad.
Uh, Ari Up, the singer of the Slits who we just saw, had no dad until Johnny Rotten stepped in.
And the reason we're talking about all this is Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter and I started, I went down the, Deep dive on the background behind that.
This fantasy didn't make me want to masturbate.
The wolves, I mean.
I ran the scenario through my head a couple of times, wrote it down, never had a thought like it again.
Honest, please let that old computer I wrote it on be smashed into a million pieces and not lying on its side in a landfill site somewhere, waiting to be dug up and analyzed sometime in the future like Lucy, the Australopithecus fossil.
Here we go, then.
Genital warts and all.
She begins the book.
Dang.
So pretty.
So cool.
She's 65 now.
She's one of the hottest 65-year-olds I've ever seen.
She does little talks.
You know this song, Train in Vain by The Clash?
That's about her.
Because she lived in Shepherds Bush and Mick Jones was kind of an upper middle class Jew and he would take the train from his nice area probably, I don't know, South London to Shepherds Bush and then he'd get there and she wouldn't answer the door because she was mad at him.
We took the train in vain.
I've always been very romantic.
I remember being like 12 and thinking Cyndi Lauper and Billy Idol should get married and have a baby.
Like a matchmaker?
Viv Albertine didn't marry until her 30s.
She's kind of young.
She's 65.
Her kid's like 18.
What's 65 minus... Hey computer!
What's 65 minus 18?
Hey computer, what's 65 minus 18?
65 minus 18 is 47.
What?
Holy shit.
Thank you.
That's looking late!
Even if I've got the numbers slightly off.
Maybe she was 45?
Look, they could have had kids.
Although, Cyndi Lauper has had a very romantic long-term relationship with the guy who was in Time After Time and also had a successful acting career.
And it's also a gorgeous hunk.
Oh, that guy.
That guy.
He's in a bunch of movies.
He's like a character actor.
He's like a law and order kind of guy.
Like he's a detective.
Ooh, Liam Neeson has a new movie out.
Nice.
Got all the shit you want.
Is it action?
Yes.
Falsely accused.
I want to clear my name.
I didn't do it.
I need to clear my name.
I need to clear my name.
I've got a certain set of skills.
Let my fucking daughter go.
I'll rip your balls out.
On the phone.
Look up the, uh, the trailer for that.
It's called Honest Thief.
October 16th.
What's it?
Hey computer, what's the date today?
It's Wednesday, October 14th.
Two days.
It's a home release.
These home release movies are pretty expensive.
Average around $20, right?
I'm so into this movie, I'd pay $22.
Damn.
Hearing a Scotsman say that, that's like you paying $380.
I want to turn myself in.
I want to make a deal.
What kind of deal?
I hand over all the money I stole in exchange for a reduced sentence.
It's important.
And what's so important about it?
I met a woman.
I want to be with her for the rest of my life.
So you're not anything.
Without lying about my past.
Special Agent Hall, this is Special Agent Evans.
Where's the money?
The man is telling the truth.
We can take this money for ourselves.
Let's do it.
Oh, great idea.
I'm turning myself in.
FBI, open up.
Oh, I love it!
I love jumping out the window too with the guy.
Cops do that.
I knew a guy, Willie McAloon, son of the boxer Danny McAloon, who I look like.
Um, he was fighting with a perp.
Just pause it, pause it.
And he's at the top of the stairs and he goes, this is just going to keep going on forever.
I'm just going to hurl both of us down the stairs.
So he grabs the guy.
He's a beast.
He looks like an inflated bullfrog.
He's like 6'4", like this.
And he grabs him and just, he throws both of them down the stairs.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
They're both knocked unconscious.
But he knows, because of the way he threw him, that he threw the perp first.
So he's going to be more fucked up than Willie.
So Willie wakes up with minor bruises and the other guy's fucking back is destroyed.
Yeah.
You're fired.
Yeah.
Anyway, so that kind of shit exists.
And I just love that, I love that cops and soldiers and people braver than me are making like major risks.
Viv Albertine talks about that in her book.
She goes, people say I'm a failure because I've had all these catastrophes in my life and my divorce and all this stuff.
She goes, I just, I take a lot of risks.
So yeah, if you want to list my failures, you're going to see a lot, because I do a lot of stuff.
Like a successful entrepreneur, like Donald Trump, you analyze his past, and you're going to see a ton of failures.
Because that's what happens when you're out there moving and shaking.
Liam Neeson just, his character just jumped off a fucking, jumped out a window.
Is that a failure?
God, I can't wait to see this!
We should watch it together.
Nude.
And then fuck.
That went from good to... Wait, did I say that out loud?
All of it.
Unless there was more that was grosser.
Okay, that was a mistake.
Was that an impression?
I think they're all impressions.
Oh, that's not actually Trump?
No, because maybe you can't get the rights to someone's quotes?
Oh, maybe.
You know what I mean?
Like maybe this was said on ABC News or something?
Okay, go ahead.
By the way, I got these horns to be Horny Mike for a car show we have coming up.
They arrive very late.
What are they capable of doing to you and me?
My girlfriend.
She had nothing to do with this.
Agent Evans.
I'm coming for you.
Oh man, it's so taken.
- You have to do what you have to do.
Knowing how to blow stuff up, that's pretty cool.
He's imperfect too, he robbed people before.
See, pause the game.
Protagonist can have sins, but he has to be redeemable.
Like this guy fucked up, he robbed a bank, whatever, he wants to make himself pure again.
That's good, that's Christianity.
Uncut gems?
He's just a scumbag rip-off artist who cheats on his wife and has no intention of improving himself.
Why am I watching this?
What a shit film.
You liked it, right?
No, I thought it was very tense.
Like, I actually didn't enjoy it.
I felt ill after watching it.
It was like half a movie.
Like, where's the redemption?
And, you know, The Sopranos was a movie about a bad guy.
But if you have any sophistication whatsoever, you go, oh, this guy's a cocksucker who lets his friends freeze to death because he's banging his goomar.
Yeah, he's not good.
He's not a good guy, Tony Soprano.
Want to screw his nephew's woman?
Yeah, in Uncut Gems, you're supposed to like Adam Sandler.
Nope.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Countdown.
One, two, three.
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That looks like something, right?
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I think we might get through that.
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Yeah.
So anyway, um... Let's jump ahead here.
To fuckin'... Uh...
Where's Johnny Rotten?
I can find it.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, here it is.
Twelve.
One six.
Oh, excuse me.
Sex Pistol Johnny.
I used to know a guy, Tony Barber, the guy who dumped me, Tony Buzzcock, because, um, I told him that I'd love to have him at the house, but he couldn't bring his rescue pit bulls because my son is five and right at their eye level.
He was brutally offended by that.
Um, and that was the end of our friendship.
Dogs before dogs.
Which is like, Yeah, you can come over, but you can't rape my kids.
Actually, no, raping your kids isn't as bad as killing your kids.
Because then they're dead, right?
So... Like, okay, then I guess we're done.
I don't care.
I can't come to your house unless I can kill your kids?
Sorry, you can't come to my house if you're gonna put my kids in jeopardy.
Pretty simple rule that we've had trouble with a few times now.
Like with Jail, bringing his gun and starting a fight.
Anyway, uh...
Tony Buzzcock used to do the sound for Pill.
And I said, how do you put up with him like, everything is so serious.
The council, they ban our concerts and they take our money.
It's like, why does everything have to be so heavy?
Oh, Budweiser, the rice beer.
The king of beers is the cheapest of beers.
And I go, can't he just be himself?
And he goes, no, dude, he's like that at all times.
He'll be like, oh, coffee, would you like some cream?
Aw, the French.
Paul Massant.
Aw, the French champagne.
I will build a great, great wall.
Just doing the thing?
So, um, yeah, John Lydon has money like me, but he's genetically working class like me, and he recognizes Brexit and Trump are a working class movement, so he's on that side.
And, uh, so he's been doing some press recently.
Go down a bit.
That was, I think... I don't think lockdown is doing any good for anybody.
Wrecking an economy is not the smartest move to cure any illness or virus or disease.
We're all capable of wearing masks.
We're all smart enough not to want to give each other filthy, horrible viruses.
Give people the chance to work.
Don't just close everything down.
This is not Stalin.
at work here, but I swear the government's beginning to feel that way.
Do we have to hold ourselves responsible at some point in order for a society to exist at all?
Already there are rumours flying around that there's an even stronger strain of this Covid or whatever you want to call it, coming down the pipeline.
So we might as well just close everything down and collapse.
How's it affecting your own industry?
Live performances almost seem to be a thing... Yeah, and what bothers me quite a lot, and I don't mean to sound selfish with this, because it directly affects everybody equally, is that I can't function.
Live performance was the essence of Public Image Limited and to be denied that...
After Vice, I was determined never to be known as the Vice guy for the rest of my life.
And I was envious of John Rotten, who became John Lydon.
And he had pill.
And I go, I need a pill.
I want pill.
And now, my pill is way bigger than the sex pistols.
The president arguing about Proud Boys?
Yeah, I don't have to worry about fucking pill anymore.
Well, that's crippling us, so no doubt at some point, if that continues, it will kill us off.
It will kill off everything.
It will kill off all industries.
If we can't work, well, us working class are going to get up and do something about that at some point.
It seems to me that what the Democrats here in America are promising will be tax hikes beyond belief, more lockdowns, more confusion, more bureaucracy and less answers.
You're thinking of voting Republican or not at all?
Yes, I am.
I'm going to definitely.
For Donald Trump?
I have seen what Democrats have done to California.
They have destroyed this place.
Quite hard to imagine John Lydon voting for Donald Trump.
I don't know.
Many people might think that.
Well, he's an individual thinker.
I'll give him that for a start.
He's not the most lovable fella on God's earth.
But I cannot see the opposition as offering me anything by way of a solution.
Joe Biden is In all practicality, senile and delinquently senile.
My wife has Alzheimer's, I know the symptoms.
Okay, I have to say that there's no evidence obviously that Joe Biden is senile, though I take it that that's your opinion.
Oh really?
Have you seen him talk lately?
I can only go on my vast experience seeing as my wife is suffering from Alzheimer's.
Like you say, you look after your wife, you're at home, and I guess, in a sense, a carer as well.
I mean, this whole COVID thing has thrown a spotlight, I guess, on the role of carers in society.
I wonder, you know, whether that's in care homes or at home, I wonder what's your view on that?
No, I have a very serious viewpoint on that, and I could never consider putting my lovely wife in a home, at least not at this point, until Became absolutely like the only alternative.
But now, looking at what's been going on and the way COVID patients have been pumped and channelled into the old folks' home, it's almost like those places have become death camps, not caring centres.
And that absolutely worries me.
And so I think I made the right decision in looking after my loved ones.
I love her.
Aye?
And I don't want anything wrong to happen to her.
And I don't want her to become the victim of a society that isn't listening to the truth.
We're being imprisoned, slowly but surely.
How does it affect you and your wife?
Far less visitors, less outings, I guess, like everybody.
You can't have anything like a social life.
How does that affect somebody then who has Alzheimer's?
And presumably, the more social interaction they have, the less quickly... Yeah, would be better for them, but here it goes.
They need to be stimulated when they have these deficiencies.
Dementia, Alzheimer's, senility.
You want to talk to people, especially loved ones.
Grandkids.
Which brings me to the next subject.
Entertainment, let's put it that way.
It's deeply frustrating for her because she loves to talk, she loves to read, loves watching the news programs because she can read the ticker tapes across the bottom.
All of those things.
So it's like 24-7 for me to keep her entertained and happy.
And I think the clue to it really for long survival is happiness.
John, thank you ever so much for your time.
It's been brilliant.
Sorry to play the whole thing, but I think it's pretty relevant.
And there's so much going on there.
COVID, big government, he's anarchy in the UK, right?
Big government is preventing him from getting his wife, Nora Forster, out there, Forster.
She was a German promoter who came from a rich German family, oil money, sorry, newspaper money.
And she was 15 years older than him.
And she became a show promoter because she was a party chick, just like Viv Albertine.
And uh, she had a daughter with some guy who split.
Ari Up was her name.
And she was the vocalist for the Slits.
That's the one we just heard.
Heard it through the grapevine.
And she got breast cancer.
Now the reason I'm wearing this Ja Army shirt is...
The Germans love to fetishize black culture, Rastafarianism.
Ari got dreads and she was big on Rastaman because white people are evil and Germans are Nazis.
And when she got breast cancer, she decided against chemotherapy, having her tits cut off, all the things you can do to breast cancer.
Breast cancer, I feel like is similar to prostate cancer in that if you get it early, we're good.
You're not going to have the nicest tits in the world, but we're good.
But she refused, again and again, therapy.
And that pissed off John Lennon.
It might have made him a conservative.
That's the big part of this.
From 1-2.
Ariana didn't need to die and that's a very, very tough burden on her mother to know that.
She knew she had cancer and she deliberately ignored it and went for lunatic left-wing crackpot theories.
And that will kill you stone dead every single time.
That's Johnny Rotten with, wait, go to that other picture.
That's him with Nora, his wife, before they were husband and wife, when she was just a promoter, and they all treated her like, this was the thing about punk rock, there was no black, white, you know, you treated chicks like fellow dudes.
You'd punch them and give them a purple nurple if they farted and didn't save safety.
And that's who she was.
She said she felt like the Clash and the Sex Pistols were her brothers.
And eventually John was like, on the off chance you're interested in a shag, I'm available.
And then they've been together ever since.
They've been married since 1978.
She's, he's 65.
She's 80, 79.
And she's losing it and COVID isn't helping.
But what I really think destroyed her was this shit.
This ass-licking of other cultures because you feel guilty about your own.
Ethnomazakism.
Why was Ari up a Rastafarian?
Why was she always wearing... Even in that opening song we just played.
Oh no, sorry.
Their other big hit, which was a terrible song.
Sorry, Viv.
Shit song.
What was it called?
Girls?
Typical Girls or something?
Bev Albertine is really angry that the slits have been written out of, um, uh, no, it's the video.
They're in, like, a pagoda, whatever you call it.
Um, she's mad she's been written out- yeah, that's it, that's it, I'm sorry.
Out of punk history, and it's like, yeah, you're written out because you guys were terrible.
This jump into the middle of this song goes on forever, but she's got her big Rasta hat on.
That's Viv in the blonde hair.
What a catch Viv was.
Mick Jones did her, I told you.
I'm going to catch Viv, boys.
Mick Jones did her.
I told you.
Anyway, so she refuses.
She goes to fucking Jamaica when she gets breast cancer.
And they show her various oils.
Ba-da-la-la-la.
Play, um, Singers and Players, Dreadlock Soldier.
Ba-da-la-la, Dreadlock Soldier.
They give her all manner of oils.
And they take away from the white man view of medicine, you know.
They don't let Babylon close in on the breast cancer.
And they use the pomegranate and the marijuana leaf.
And they smoke and smoke.
And they have ceremonies where they tell the breast cancer, that you go go and vex me so.
Leave her tits.
Leave them be.
Cancer, why you gotta vex them tits?
They are from the earth.
Go back.
I think polystyrene of x-ray specs did the same thing.
I've talked about this before.
I can't find evidence of that, so hold off before you terrorize your family.
But I remember crass Penny Rimbaud got jaw cancer.
And Viv Albertine inspired Eve Libertine of Krass fame.
And I would stay at their Anarcho farm before Trump.
And they now call me, they only speak to my wife and they call me her terror spouse.
I'm no longer invited to the Krass farm.
But Penny Rimbaud, the drummer, he had fucking jaw cancer and he was doing creams.
And I'm like, he goes, I have the top Chinese herbalist in England, who of course is white.
Top Asian Chinese herbalist in England, And I'm like, dude, just fucking get it zapped!
The only way you can fight cancer is to get it early and fucking blast it with radiation.
Creams don't work.
But, he's fine.
Didn't work for, I guess because it wasn't that serious, or maybe his immune system handled it.
I don't believe it was fucking cream.
But, um, Ari up dead, polystyrene dead.
X-ray specs, you know that.
No bondage!
Up yours!
Anyway, we should wrap it up.
And here's another thing, like, she's half Ethiopian.
Back in 79, when they were big, no one talked about her as a black punk vocalist.
No one had any idea what her race was.
They were just like, that's X-Ray Specs.
And they just now in retrospect, they talk about blacks and punk and how black polystyrene was and people of color and punk and, ugh, so sick of you fucking not only ruining 2020 with your racial identity politics, but also going back in time and fucking everything up.
I watched the Gremlins and then Wayne's World on airheads.
And the black guy is the doctor in Gremlins.
Remember that?
In the first Gremlins, the black doctor, and it's just a doctor, but he's black.
And then later on in the 90s when the PC started, stuff like that, every black character was just like, That's racist.
It's like their whole character is, that's racist guy.
You know, the world is racist.
Blacks don't say that.
And it dominates their whole character.
Now there's no black guy.
I'm with blacks every morning.
They never say racist.
No.
I've heard, I've heard, uh, problem with black people is they can't get told when they wrong.
I've heard, um, the, I have heard that the, the blue uniform is just a new KKK.
They traded in the hoods for blue uniforms.
But when you contest that and go, what are you talking about?
How many deaths?
They immediately go, I don't really fucking know.
I was just saying that because that was a thing probably.
I thought you liked it.
I'm talking about, I'm going through hundreds of hours of conversations and I'm pulling up all the racist shit.
That's two.
What else?
That's about it.
And that's ignoring a million, like, I'll knock the chocolate out of you.
And you're the only fucking black guy here right now, or you're the only white guy here right now, or you're a fucking white cupcake.
By the way, if black people call you a cupcake at the gym, mention that, yeah, I'm the mayor of Cupcakeville and, uh, you eat me, you're going to get diabetes and die.
I'll fucking kill you.
Not bad.
My riffs with Larry Barnes are getting so good.
You know what I did the other day?
I brought in some of my kids' children's books from when they were babies.
You did it?
Yeah, I did it.
I was like, hey man, which one of these do you like?
He's like, what are you talking about?
And I go, oh, I was going to read you a bedtime story before I put you to sleep.
What did he do?
And he's like, you were dope!
You were dope!
He goes, you talk shit with the best of them.
He said, um, he's now bragging about how black people like me.
He said, uh, this fuck motherfucker couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
But if you heard his shit, you would think he could fight.
Not bad.
Which hurt.
Yes.
So we're ending the free part now.
We're going into the behind the paywall where we're going to talk about the local news.
I'm going to take calls and do doodles.
By the way, folks who aren't paying, the new doodle auction is up.
Go to censored.tv.
Look at the links and you will see Doodles.
We're selling all my drawings.
We've got John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison, and we have Brian John Spencer's watercolor of me and Ryan as Melania and Baron and Trump.
This is like 20 inches by 15 inches.
It's a very big watercolor.
It's gonna cost me a fucking fortune to ship to you.
Please, Australians and Europeans, do not buy that.
But there's some great drawings there, including the drawing I did.
That's a good one.
Magga asses.
You can tell poor John is horny as a hoot owl because he's starting to draw naked chicks.
Um, but go back to all the other ones.
I'm particularly proud of this $10 trillion bill that we drew on the show.
It's good.
Zim dollar.
Okay.
I didn't call it that.
Anyway folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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