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Oct. 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
02:10:24
GOML LIVE #70 - THE PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT
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Thank you, Diane.
And in today's news, get off my log.
Let's talk about this white privilege.
I'll make it clear so that y'all get this.
I ain't never had an opportunity in life that was given bass for the tone that my skin is.
You ain't impressed.
Look at what year it is.
There ain't no talking to you.
You ain't hearing this.
He just the cracker who walk around talking.
That was the rapper Burden and his hit song White Privilege, wherein he raps about being white.
And I guess it's like one of those dudes who's just one of those dudes.
Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
I don't know.
That seems to be a trend in rap, right?
You got to sing about a lot of stuff if you're a rapper.
If you're white, your race probably comes up a lot, and it's probably annoying.
So you end up going, you're calling me white, you say that I'm racist, and blah, blah, blah.
And then, I don't know, it's kind of tedious.
You know what I mean?
Like a white guy talking about how everyone hates him because he's white.
He's not supposed to be white.
I feel like you could say that in my forum here, in a media kind of a setup.
But in a rap song?
You hear it?
Despise my hair and my eyes.
My heritage made me as handsome as I. Don't let me know better, no worse.
There's no other person.
Better no worse.
They've actually slowed down, but there was a time there where I was getting his videos once a day.
Oh, yeah.
And they all are covered in tattoos.
All the white rappers who feel self-conscious about their race have made themselves people of color with tons of tattoos.
Like that first guy, this dude.
And he has that Zooka Nuka Zeus hair.
I'm fine with what you're saying, dude.
It's probably a lot of stuff that I say.
But is this the forum for it?
Like, imagine a black guy was in a country song.
And he was like, why y'all hate all those black guys?
Well, I'm obviously not very good at making great writing songs.
Ryan, the lighting is so weird right now.
Yeah.
I changed that one to aim at shit.
Well, my problem is that the lights make this eye look wrinkly, but now it just looks so shadowy.
Actually, I don't mind that.
Anyway, who fucking cares?
Kind of homos worried about lighting.
Yeah, imagine a black dude in a country song talking about how you got him all wrong and why does everyone hate him and he's just as good as any other country singer.
You'd sort of go, fuck off.
Charlie Pride never did that.
The other guy does it is Joyner Lucas.
He's got another song where he's like, it's a white guy who's a racist and a black guy who's a racist and they have this big for you black niggas.
That's the way I feel.
He didn't even get a real Make America Great Again hat.
We talked about this when it came out.
I'm a redneck.
Yo, why are you calling everybody nigga?
I'm a redneck.
I want to make America great again, yo.
See, that's kind of sums up the issue here.
I'm having trouble with your redneck character.
You're not really immersing yourself in the role.
But these things have crazy views.
What's that got?
14 million?
142 million.
142 million and a half.
He ends up kind of having good points.
And the other guy doesn't.
Who has more animosity?
Country fans towards rappers?
No, towards blacks?
I guess I'm saying who's more racist.
Country fans?
Definitely not.
Well, there's two questions going on here.
Who's more racist?
Country fans or rap fans?
Let me rephrase that.
There's two questions.
Who's more racist?
White country fans or black rap fans?
Question one.
Question two, where would you find more animosity in those black guys, those white guys we just saw saying, yo, why do you want to hate on me?
I'm white.
Or a black country singer saying, why do you want to hate on me?
I'm a black guy.
Well, country raps now.
It's like rappy.
And there obviously wasn't any animosity there.
That question was way better in my head.
It really came out lame because all those three rappers I showed you are probably very popular in the black community.
They have no problem with them.
And that Old Town Road was a number one hit in the country.
So too bad this is live because we would erase that.
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who are just the only people um that antifa attacks that will punch back it can't be that simple can it but before we do i would just like to say there's something weird going on in this country right now especially in new york city the bar i go to near the studio they uh had the cops come in today and they said we are gonna shut you down.
My boxing gym, I think, got a tip off because I walk in there this morning, masks on.
Tommy Bags was sweating so much.
I don't know.
I can't do it.
If I did it with like a beer, it would just ruin the desk and everything would be soaked.
He was dripping from his mask like this.
I'm not exaggerating.
Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
That's just sweat from his face.
I go, dude, you're waterboarding yourself.
And I'm just not, they said it's going to be like this for a while.
And I go, well, I'm just going to ride my bicycle then.
Build up the cardio because it's fucking hell boxing with a mask on.
Hell.
And then the bar, the cop didn't just say, hey, guys, there was someone standing here the other day and they didn't have a mask on.
You can't go, to get up to go pee, you got to put a mask on.
Now, at night, people are getting drunk.
They're forgetting about it.
And the bartender has to pour drinks, get organized, and say, hey, mask on and police everyone.
And I said to the owner, well, you'd need someone whose job was doing the policing.
And he goes, that's my profit margin.
I'm not doing that.
What's this shadow here?
So, you know what he did?
He just said, I'm just going to shut down.
It's not worth the risk.
Some guy comes in for a $5 beer.
He breaks the rules.
The cop comes in right when he's having his $5 beer.
I'm toast.
So he's shutting.
And the gym, I'm not going to that anymore.
I mean, I obviously will return soon.
And I said, I guess we'll all come back on November 5th when no one cares about COVID anymore because you can no longer use it as a tool to win the election.
And the gym owner said, that's not true.
I don't believe you.
So I'm going to bet five bucks and I'll be rich soon with my 10 bucks on November 5th.
What's this shadow, Ryan?
Right here.
It goes from my neck down here.
Oh, it's my mic.
So that means that the light is too strong and it's turning my mic into a shadow machine.
Anyway, I wanted to get that in because I think it's the DNC.
I think they're pushing COVID, saying it's really deadly and we're all going to die.
So you're less likely to vote.
Or at least you'll only do a mail-in vote and then the DNC feels like they can control the mail-in votes.
They're better at fraud with mail-in votes.
Total corruption.
Total Stalinist propaganda.
They didn't say they would, you didn't think they'd give it up without a fight.
Okay, still sucking.
Studio still sucks after a year.
Shitty, worse, gay, boring.
Today's book is...
I thought it'd be fun to talk about my book for a change.
Because in the midst of all this news, people were getting all these accusations of Nazi and satanic and fucking violent and stuff.
And if you read this book, it kind of sums up the Proud Boys or who I am or what I've done.
And it's just like fun, stupid goof shit.
In fact, our breaking story is really related to being an incompetent goof.
The guy who ran the website, officialproudboys.com, I spoke to him a bunch.
He worked on it a bunch.
Then he got bored and he left it.
And I liked it because there's this myth that the fourth degree of the Proud Boys is to go and beat up Antifa.
That was my miswording.
It really is for when Antifa attack us, like on the night of the election, Antifa, not Antifa, but this crazy bitch jumped two guys for wearing MAGA hats, this Puerto Rican bitch, and was throwing bottles at them.
So they shoved her.
The guy and the girl who were getting the bottles thrown at them and the Puerto Rican lunatic all got thrown in jail for the night in the tombs.
So we're like, okay, you're fourth degree now.
It's a consolation prize for when you get fucked with unfairly.
But then it became, oh, you got to go, you got to, if you want your fourth degree, you got to go to jail.
No, no, no.
And that was listed on official Proud Boys, but it kept going down because the guy who runs it is a blue-collar dude.
And most of these Proud Boys are totally inept when it comes to, well, a lot of shit.
I'm not saying they're dumb.
They're not sophisticated.
They're blue-collar.
So they'll like build a website or try to sell a shirt and then forget about it.
And then it's on some other thing.
And so it was easily hacked.
And it got hacked.
Number one story in the country right now.
So let's go back a step to 1-4.
This was the first version of the story.
Vote Trump or we will come after you.
FBI investigates threatening emails sent to voters, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right?
And that's the most ridiculous thing in the world.
No one sends out a mass email saying they're going to kill themselves.
Oh, we got to talk about that chick.
Go back in the top with the mask on right here.
That one.
We'll get to that in a second, though.
We have a great guest tonight.
The movie's called The Plot Against the President.
It's the movie version of the number one selling book.
And Amanda Milius put it together.
Her dad was the dirty hairy guy.
I think he wrote Apocalypse Now or something.
But anyway, we'll be talking to her.
But before we get to her, and see if you can start putting out the word that we want to speak to her.
And her incredible movie, let's show you some of the plot against the president.
Make sure we squeeze it all in.
That's what she said.
Oh, you.
So yeah, go back to 1.4.
So first of all, Proud Boys have never sent out a mass email, not even to their t-shirt buyers.
And why would they send an email saying we're going to burn your house down unless you vote for Trump?
So this makes the left look good.
There's so much misinformation going on because I saw this piece of paper that you showed me the other day that said, we see that you're a Trump supporter.
We're going to burn your house down The night of the election.
I believe that's just as fake as this.
And that's to make the left look bad.
So, this disinformation is to make the right look bad.
And it says that we have your name, comes from officialprowdboys.com, which I used to contribute to.
It's just like a silly blog.
And the guy who owned it, he forgot about it.
It hadn't been updated in like three years.
And every time I'd say, I'd say, dude, I just checked it to show that fourth degree clarification.
It's gone.
He's like, oh yeah, it keeps getting these DDOS attacks.
I'll put it back up.
And then he put it back up.
So this sounds irrelevant, but it gets juicy.
I assume you already saw it in the news.
So 1.5 explains what really happened.
And it's very easy to figure out.
Enrique is much more sophisticated than I when it comes to this stuff.
And he was like, check the info of the URL or something.
So if you scroll down, blah, blah, blah.
That's the email.
Everyone's taking a bait because they want it to be true.
That's why this disinformation is so easy.
They want it to be true.
So when they see that Proud Boys email, they go, you see?
Officialproudboys.com via Saudi-Re.com.
So whoever's using it, I don't think it's Saudi.
Well, I know it's not Saudi Arabia.
I can't pretend I have a good hunch when I already know the ending of the story.
But it's using a VPN proxy that goes through Saudi Arabia.
Clearly not coming from America from these guys.
And I heard Enrique told me that the angle was then, they're working with Saudi Arabia to fuck people up.
This is what I don't get about all this hype with Proud Boys.
There was Seattle going crazy, right?
And they said, we're having a rally.
We're coming to, was it Seattle?
Yeah, we're coming to Seattle.
And Joe Biggs is there with a baseball bat going, we waited too long.
And I even have my dad calling me going, Gavin, don't go to Seattle.
This is ridiculous.
It's pure chaos.
I go, calm down, dad.
It's not real.
There's not going to be any riots.
It's basically a joke.
And then they finally show up, impending doom, and they go, haha, just kidding.
This is the third time they've done this.
They did it in Philly, where they said, we're going to kill Antifa, tear the world apart.
Antifa showed up.
No Prowboys were there at all.
Antifa destroyed, raped, pillaged.
And then the next day, the Prowboys did have their rally in Philly, and no one was there because they thought it was a bluff.
They did it in Portland, where they crossed the bridge, planted one American flag, said bye, and went home.
And Antifa went crazy.
Third time they do the same joke.
They come to Seattle, have some smoke bombs, chant USA, pray, go home.
No casualties, no violence, no problems.
Permits from the city, permits from the cops.
Boom, boom, boom.
Are you getting it yet?
But no.
We're turning our backs, just like the Drake meme.
Can't look at five months of rioting.
And the focus of the media is, what if?
What if Prowboys riot?
Yeah, what if?
But like my gay neighbor, when he thought his dog ran away and he was crying, I said, wait until the dogs run away.
Like as of now, he's been gone for two minutes because we were lighting off fireworks and you don't know that he's not coming back.
So you're already mourning something that might not happen.
Why are we freaking out about non-existent riots?
And as I screamed at ABC News, and they're not showing it, by the way, because I believe because I was too good and I explained too many myths.
The riots are right there.
You want riots?
You're worried about riots?
Look out your window.
98 of the 100 biggest cities in America.
All 50 states.
Statues destroyed.
$3 billion in damage.
The most in Americans' history.
Dozens of people dead.
By our count on this show, we went through 32 deaths directly related at the riots.
Not like someone had a heart attack worrying about it.
Death from the riots.
Yeah, but what if Proud Boys get pissed?
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
So we finally got confirmation.
1-6.
The emails claimed to be from the Proud Boys are far-right group supportive of President Trump, but appeared instead to be a deceptive campaign making use of a vulnerability in the organization's online network.
All right, so let's assume they didn't want to get caught, right?
And they were going to get away with it.
This is the FBI, who we can no longer trust, even, right?
It's been the FBI.
It's weird because when I get bona fide death threats, I want to call the FBI.
And then at the same time, I want to go, can you guys stop trying to attack Trump and lying about Proud Boys and various things?
So who's behind this?
Who does it make look good?
It makes Biden look good, makes Trump look bad.
So it's the Biden campaign.
It must be the Biden campaign, right?
But then you think, I can't trust the FBI.
And they keep talking about Russia.
So I think what's happening here is it was, I believe it to be Biden DNC funded maleficence.
Malfecance, sorry.
I'm thinking of the fucking maleficence.
Malfecance.
And now that it's out, they're trying to spin it and say, wait, no.
Well, what you should take away from this is not that someone was fucking with Proud Boys to make Trump look bad or Trump supporters in general, but that Russia is involved in disinformation campaigns.
And so is Iran.
But let's get back to Russia.
Russia, Russia, Russia.
Russia is trying to hack the election.
And we told you that, and this is still them talking.
We told you that Trump used Russia to hack the election.
He's doing it again.
Now they're sort of back to their narrative.
We are living in a tornado of spin.
The next two weeks, just imagine you're in a hurricane.
I want you to put plywood on Your windows, both literally and metaphorically, and prepare for this hurricane.
Don't take that out of context, Reuters.
Prepare for a hurricane of bullshit.
There is going to be so much bullshit, so many lies from both sides over the next two weeks.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
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Ooh, that's a fun one.
So you email them.
I guess you email them to the mailbag.
Yeah.
What's the mailbag?
Mailbag at censored.tv.
Mailbag at censored.tv.
Is there a minimum for, like, can they just throw five bucks in and bam?
I think the min I don't know what the minimum is.
It might be $100.
I don't know.
Should be.
Should be.
Also included in this weird thing, and this is a total side thing, 1-7.
How to make a fake ballot was also in the end of the email, a little movie that was from a Twitter account, which is now gone.
And of course, we're assured that this movie doesn't show you how to make a fake ballot.
It wouldn't work.
But who knows anymore?
Who knows?
In the era of the bullshit tornado, we are in bullshit tornado Fortnite.
That's a good name for this.
That's pretty cool.
Fortnite is two weeks, not the video game.
It is 100, by the way.
F-O-R-T-N-I-G-H-T.
It is $100.
Okay.
So that was stupid.
Let's move forward, though.
Wait, our guys saying it's 50, but 100 would be great.
Okay, now it's 50.
This is the beauty of live.
Be transparent.
Breaking news.
Also breaking news.
This was the number one story right before Proud Boys and the Iran thing was at the top.
So the left's version of events is that Julianne is in the new Borat movie with a young woman.
Sesha Baron Cohen yells, she's 15, she's too old for you.
Julianne doesn't have a reputation for fucking young girls.
I'm jumping to 23 now because I'm worried we're not going to get to the interview in time.
Still the number one story.
Wait, that's 23?
Oh, shit.
Because when I looked at it, it was the number one story.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
So Rudy responds to those pictures of him and lying in bed with his hand in his pants.
Now, we'll have to see the movie.
And of course, it's going to be heavily edited in Borat's favor.
But the right is claiming that, you know, when you have a microphone going down, and then it's time to take it out or put it in, you sort of, it's an awkward thing to do.
You got to untuck your shirt to get it out of the bottom.
Then you got to re-tuck your shirt in.
I guess he didn't want to stand up to re-tuck his shirt in.
We'll see.
This doesn't seem that scandalous to me or interesting.
I don't even know if he's married or not.
So he was flirting.
He may have been flirting with a girl, may have touched his dick, or he may just be adjusting his mic, and he may be single.
So this is obviously coming out right now because of Hunter's laptop, which keeps growing.
Oh, and here's something I was thinking about with the laptop.
No one's talking about this.
At 9 a.m. on Parlor, I said, wait a minute.
Wasn't that text to his dad or the email where he said, hey, I was, yeah, I was smoking crack and there was a young girl there.
And my ex is really mad because he says you shouldn't be smoking crack and flirting with young girls at the same time.
I mean, you shouldn't have the kids around in a location where you're also molesting underage girls and smoking crack in the nude.
Those are all valid points.
And then I started thinking, wait a minute, I couldn't imagine writing that to my father.
Like, if I was like, yeah, I got divorced because my wife caught me fucking a pig, like an actual literal pig.
I think I would say to my dad, which is, that's not as bad as what that guy did.
But I think I would say to my dad, something terrible happened and you're going to be real disappointed.
I don't even know if I would tell him.
But like to casually email it at the same time, Dinesh posted the same thing.
Takes an ominous new significance now that we know Hunter Biden is a pedophile.
I wonder if the son learned his perverted habits from the father.
So go back to my post because I said the only way I could see you being comfortable communicating that is if you had a culture of molestation.
Maybe your dad touched your dick or something.
So is Hunter Biden a pedophile?
And if he is, does it come from his father's suspicious behavior?
Joe Biden has been accused of being inappropriate with his kids.
Now we see his son is confessing similar behavior.
And why was Hunter so comfortable communicating that to his father?
Is it possible Hunter was molested, possibly by Joe?
Again, I'm saying this in the bullshit tornado Fortnite, but it just seems very strange to me.
And I think someone said, no, he wasn't texting that to his father.
He was emailing it to his therapist.
That makes a lot more sense.
I hope that's true.
Who fucking knows?
And another annoying thing, by the way, in this sort of big pile of news that they're just, they're pouring on us like vomit.
America is vomiting news all over us.
And the other thing they're vomiting everywhere is the fact that the laptop went to the FBI, sat there, and they did nothing.
Wait a minute.
Doesn't that mean that Joe Biden thwarted an investigation In Ukraine on his son, and had the FBI not do anything with the laptop when they got it.
Remember, the guy took it back, or he had a copy of it, and that's when he went to Giuliani after the FBI did nothing.
Speak in.
Shouldn't heads roll for that?
And that goes back to what I was saying about the FBI.
Here's another example of the bullshit Tornado Fortnite, BTF.
So some kid makes a dumb fake text.
This is sorry, 2-4.
And he says, hey, Juliani, it's Ivanka.
Oh, hi.
I didn't know you changed your number.
Yeah, I did.
What's going on?
Is this true?
And he goes, yeah, basically.
Here, go to...
So click on the first picture.
Is this Mayor Juliani?
Can I ask who you are?
It's Ivanka.
Picture of her.
I don't know.
I didn't know you got a number.
Hope Donald is well.
Saw your tweet.
Is the rumor that is circulating true?
There is some truth to the story.
I'm waiting to speak with your father about it.
Now, that's it.
That's all they have for verification.
Not the FBI saying this was Iran.
Not Juliani and a team of lawyers and forensics experts saying, yes, that's his laptop.
Just a little kid going, and who takes the bait?
Fucking everyone.
Because modern journalists are political activists now, especially in BTF.
Maybe I should not call it Fortnite.
I'm going to just call it the bullshit tornado.
Because everyone thinks of the game.
So, especially in the bullshit tornado.
Rachel Badow.
I can't even.
She features a lot in Amanda's film.
Just running with every single rumor she gets.
Rudy seems to have learned his lesson.
So they're being sarcastic.
He's being taken in by someone claiming to be Ivanka Trump.
Meanwhile, David Freelander, you've been taken in.
That's not Juliani, dumbass.
So they're gloating about something, saying how stupid Juliani is, but they're the ones who misinterpreted.
And if you look at the thread, go back to the original tweet.
This guy, what's his name?
Caleb Hull, has shown you all the different people, Politico magazine, Young Turks, strategy director for Progress Now, USA Today, HuffPo, Bleach Report, Daily Press, Alt Press, Vox, Vancouver Sun, Clinton administration.
This was also just proven to be a hoax.
Julian, and he was laying back.
Oh, and then they're talking about the thing.
He's laying back to remove his mic, and there's nothing more to it than that.
The rumor started by a random account, followed by dozens of journals piling on.
So the real takeaway story there is the only real news there is that when you come up with some ridiculous story, everyone runs with it.
Like the Proud Boy's email.
Proud boys are going to kill everyone who doesn't vote for Trump.
You're fired.
How fucking ridiculous is that?
You're fired.
Okay, I got a few things to say about our guest.
But before we get to it, I wanted to conf.
Well, first let's go to this Eugene Carroll thing.
I sent it to you in a separate email.
We were making fun of her.
Remember, she was on the cover of New York Magazine and she said, I was raped and this is what I wore to my rape.
So go to the video of us.
No, that's the second part.
Yeah.
Speaking of a totally northwest adversary, have you seen this mental patient?
So she's on the cover of New York Mag.
Here's what happened, I think.
This woman, she was a cheerleader when she was young in the 60s.
She's looking forward to the New York Mag.
Look, I'm rubbing my nose constantly there, too.
Oh, it doesn't have a looky-looky searchy doodle?
No, those are.
Oh, this is...
Okay, so here she was on Anderson Cooper.
So watching this happen, watching the left go, this isn't helping my agenda.
It's a real treasure to watch.
Look at this body language, too.
Yeah, look at him recoil.
I did not know you were nuts.
This is not going to work out.
You're actually bad for us.
And you're getting Trump re-elected, which is not what we were going for.
I was not thrown on the ground.
You don't feel like a victim.
I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.
The word rape carries so many sexual connotations.
This was not sexual.
It just, it hurt.
It just...
I think most people think of rape as a, I mean, it is a violent assault.
It is not.
I think most people think of rape as being sexy.
So now we're back.
We want more?
You know how I want to...
Take a quick break.
If you can stick around, we'll talk more on the other side.
You're fascinating to talk to.
Oh, great.
Is that just a moment?
She didn't come back.
Anyway, we showed a montage of those of her being a lunatic, saying women want to be dominated by cavemen.
What was the other one?
She said she likes it when men are rough and all this weird stuff.
And then they said, are you going to sue?
And she goes, no.
Were you going to charge him with rape?
She goes, no, that would trivialize all the women being raped at the border right now.
Pardon es moi?
Yeah, that's it.
I did not turn it into a talisman.
I didn't wrap it in class.
I didn't think I just put the talisman.
I guess my question is, is could there be any deer?
Yeah, just pots.
Just pots.
Anyway, I'll just explain to you what happens.
We start joking about having a talisman of a dress you were raped in is the weirdest thing in the world.
But she says she's not going to press charges because it would trivialize all the women being raped at the border.
And you're like, so let me get this straight.
You get raped in New York City.
You go to the MIPD.
They say, would you like to press charges?
You go, no.
I want you to use those resources to help the Mexicans at the border in California.
The cop's going to go, so I should quit my job in the New York police force.
I guess I lose my pension.
Go to ICE, I guess, and start training down there.
Is that what I do?
She's obviously fucking insane, but the bullshit Tornado is so desperate that stupid Proud Boys hacks and this case is now back.
So she's after her saying, I would never, I don't use lawyers, that's not my thing, she has decided that she's charging him with, what is she doing now?
She appeared in federal court that the hearing, but what is the charge?
I think they're just saying, we're not showing up.
Let's do it by phone.
This is fucking insane.
Her suit claims Trump defamed her when he denied her allegation last year.
So, yeah.
So he made fun of her after her ridiculous allegation, which was, as you just saw, was very easy to do.
And she's fucking pissed.
Now, you know what I just thought of?
This, we usually end the freebie now, but I want to promote Amanda's film.
So I think we'll just make all of this free.
Not as video, but as audio.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
So as far as video goes right now for bit shoot or whatever the fuck we still have, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting, throw the papers.
But as far as the audio podcast, keep it going, champ.
Guess what that's from?
Don't know.
The movie Spelling Bee, where his dad is working with his son, they're Indians.
And he's like, dairy or some hard word.
And he's like, yes, got it.
And he's got another card.
He goes, keep it going, champ.
My wife and I always say that now, whenever we want the other person to keep going.
So I have to confess something.
I'm a little bit sexist when it comes to women writing and women directors.
I hate this obsession that women have to be in stories and involved in stories.
Why is Luke Skywalker a dude?
Because men are naturally the guys in stories because they're out there doing this stuff.
You're making the people in the stories.
You're magic.
That's like saying, why isn't the queen bee in more bee stories?
Because she's the reason the hive exists.
And the things women do, they don't translate to stories very well.
Hey, today this woman held her son and changed his life because he was depressed about something and she hugged him and showed him that he's loved.
It's the most important thing in the world, but it's not a great story.
Now, some guy thought he was farting and he shit his pants and he had white pants on and he was in court and everyone could see the shit stain.
That's not very consequential, but it makes a great story.
My favorite story in the world is that baseball players shit his pants last night.
I'm good for those about twice a year, he says.
And his other story of beating up the umps because of tar shit, pine tar on the bat, is another great story.
George Brett.
George Brett.
So like women sitting there going, I want to have shit my pants.
I want to have fought the empire.
George Brett's mom made George Brett, okay?
The Empire's mom made the Empire.
You're already in stories.
Now, affirmative action forces these women in stories.
And we see like Brie Larson beating everyone up and doing car ads where she kicks ass.
And we've got Charlize Therone doing circle kicks.
And it's just so gay and boring.
And we have all these affirmative action things to make female directors.
I think Robert Redford has a whole program where he like locks them in Sundance and he shows them, helps them with director.
Whole team tries to fit this square peg in a round hole.
And I notice it with writing too.
When women write, they just barf out the words and there's no structure.
Generally, now, as I've said a million times before, probably half my top 10 favorite writers are female.
That just, you can notice that Chinese people tend not to be in the NBA and your two favorite NBA players could both be Chinese.
That's not a contradiction.
Anyway, I went into this going, oh, great.
It's the famous dude's daughter, and she did a movie about something really complicated, like Russia Gate, Russia collusion.
It's going to go on forever.
It's not going to wow them in the third act.
It's going to be, it will be too long.
They don't know how to, like one of the best rules with editing, both writing and movies is kill your babies.
Kill your darlings.
Women, well, some women are pretty good at killing their babies.
They're good at killing their babies at the clinic, but they're not great at it when it comes to the art they create.
So I wanted to get that across.
So I came at this with a very cynical view of this woman.
I didn't know her.
I knew of her a little bit, but I was like, this is going to suck, but I should watch it.
And it fucking rules.
And it is so simple and easy to understand and lays out the facts.
I'm a raging expert now on the Russia bullshit hoax.
And it's not hyperbolic.
It just explains it as it is.
And I don't feel like I'm an expert where I listen to like, I don't know, Rush Limbaugh or Michael Savage or something tell me hoax, hoax, hoax.
I feel like I worked with the lawyers on the case.
Anyway, let's look at the trailer briefly.
You can make a whole movie on the Russiagate hoax.
It's all documented.
Mike's created it.
There was an illusion being created using the most awesome tools and the greatest tricks that the American intelligence community had learned to use against our enemies.
Now it was being deployed against the American people and our president.
This is the biggest political scandal in modern history, which makes Watergate look like a tiff.
The FBI director has no credibility.
The left used to not trust the FBI, and now they love them.
This can happen to General Michael T. Flynn.
Imagine what somebody who has a single strike against 35 Russian diplomats in the U.S. expression.
Anyways, you get the idea.
It's beautifully laid out and it's completely chronological.
So you feel like you're just sort of sailing over the past four years like a seagull, watching everything happen in perfect order.
Let's show where you can rent or buy it.
Link 2.9.
So you can go to Vimeo.com on demand and look up plot against the president.
That's 2.9 there.
Right?
Amazon is dragging their feet for obvious reasons.
And then you can go to PATP, plot against the president, PATMovie.com and look up the theaters it's in.
But when I asked her if I could interview her, I said how would you summarize the movie?
She said the criminals behind the subversion of our country for the last four years want you to disengage and forget this happened.
This movie exposes new details and connects all the dots.
That it does.
You don't need to become a lawyer to understand Russia gate, but warning, you'll be very angry when you see it.
Okay, I hope I haven't had her made her wait too long, but can you get her on the line?
Amanda, are you there?
Yes.
Hi, Gavin.
Abroad made a movie.
Imagine that.
As a rampant kitchen-smashing, hair-pulling, flipping cars over, the Hulk sexist, I was negative about this before it started.
And I know your dad made a bunch of great movies.
He made my favorite Dirty Harry movies.
Did he make them all?
He wrote them.
The first two with Michael.
Michael Cimino directed Magnum Force.
I think they wrote that together, who was also a really cool, you know, 70s, 80s director that was a close friend of our families.
But yeah, he wrote those.
He wrote them uncredited for a handful of years.
It was not listed.
And then they passed some regulation in the Writers Guild and now it's credited as him.
So your dad invented Go Ahead Punk Make My Day.
Yeah.
Oh, that's very cool.
Anyway, he's so alpha that even his daughter can make good movies.
I guess that's what happened because it's really good.
And you sort of, you get on the choo-choo train at the beginning, and I just explained to the viewers, you know, what the show's about.
It's from the book, The Plot Against the President, bestseller.
Is the movie on Amazon?
No, because they're blocking us in a sense.
It was supposed to be on like five days ago, five or six days ago, and they gave the distributor what they're calling a extend.
This movie needs to have an extended content review for our standards.
And supposedly they're doing the same thing to Dinesh's movie.
I don't know if that's still the case, but the distributor has like over 350 titles on Amazon, and he says that he's never seen anything like that before.
Can I just hazard a guess?
I'm having a feeling that the review will come in with all guns blazing on November 5th.
Yeah, because they don't want us to be able to say that they blocked us completely, but they'll probably be like, oh, it turns out we have a really long review process because of like COVID or something.
Like they're going to do something, but Hollywood Reporter is going to do a story on it tomorrow, actually.
We actually have had some fairly fair treatment from them because, you know, I don't think the movie is that hyperbolic.
I think it's...
So I don't see how if you're a liberal or whatever, you could watch the movie and be like offended or argue with the points that we make because it's the first-hand sources that are talking about it.
It's the guys that were in the room in the investigation.
So there's no adjectives in the film.
It's just nouns.
It's just bullet points.
This is what happened.
You get on the choo-choo train at the beginning and it was, you know, Russian collusion.
Well, was it?
And then we researched it and you talked to every single person remotely involved.
Yeah.
Which was crazy.
The timeline.
I mean, the fact that we did 35 interviews, there's interviews we don't have in the movie because I had to shrink a four and a half hour version down to 90 minutes.
But there's people, we have even more people.
I mean, we have, just, yeah, it was insane.
I had 35 interviews in a month and a half.
And I'm not selling it well because what I'm describing sounds tedious.
It just sounds like a bullet point list of things.
But I swear, it was like a choo-choo train.
And maybe that's a good thing about you being a woman because they tend to be more simple.
And so.
Well, I also have, I agree.
I mean, I actually got to say, it's weird because I've always watched your stuff and I've been watching you since, well, first of all, I don't want to age myself too much because, again, I'm a woman.
So like, but I was into, my friends and I, we were growing up, we were all super into Vice, the magazine, and that was the coolest thing.
It was the edgiest thing to go get the magazine and be like, you know, oh my God, like, look at this ins and outs section and like all the crazy stuff that they say.
Do's and don'ts, Amanda, do's and don'ts.
Oh, was it do's and don'ts?
Ins and outs?
Yes.
It was a fashion column.
Ins and outs is a.
You're thinking of a porno.
It's like, yeah, it was like, do, don't.
Yeah, that was the best section.
And then, and we all had such a good time with that.
And then Vice became totally lame when you left.
And then when I was in film school and before, we would watch Red Eye when it was good.
Like in the middle of the night when it was like, why is there a cool show on Fox?
Like, this is wild.
And I think that really kicked off like the cultural shift.
I mean, it was a really big, important thing to do.
So what you're saying is just for the record while we're recording, you're saying I red-pilled a generation.
Absolutely.
I mean, I was, I mean, yeah, I was pretty red-pill at the start, but yeah, it was, it was, I think it was really important.
And I agreed with all of the stuff that you said about, I mean, I can't really say it myself, but a lot of the stuff that you said about filmmakers of a certain nature.
Because I don't like that very much either.
I also really can't stand the a lot of the character.
You know, they're pushing this like strong female characters constantly in movies these days, and they're really dry and terrible and they're really annoying.
Frankly, my dad did better female characters back in the day alongside his like, you know, McKismo.
He had these really good, like actually cool female characters that they don't really give him any credit for.
You know what?
I think that women tend to not write well.
They just, you look at their articles and it's 5,000 words, especially now with the internet where there's no word limit.
And you're like, I need, you learned this in ninth grade.
There's the opening intro, the three supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion.
I don't need to know every single person you spoke to.
And they do that in film, too.
Like, I had a big problem with that incel movie, which I loved, but I also hated that it was her rough notes.
And I'm like, okay, time to start the movie.
I haven't seen it yet.
You had three acts.
You outed.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, what you're saying is it's true.
It happens a lot.
And like, I think also it was because I, it's not like I was a Russiagate expert.
I was working in the government.
I was doing my thing.
It's not like that was my like expertise.
I happened to know all these people and so they trusted me.
And I also was going to go about producing the movie in a way where it's not like some giant company could take it over and make every recut it and make everyone look stupid.
So people trusted me to do these interviews.
And I came from within the administration in the first place.
So all of those things combined, I think because I was telling the story the way I would like to understand it and believe it.
And I'm not a journalist by any stretch of the imagination.
And I'm not, you know, one of these people that's sitting there highlighting declassified documents.
Like I want to hear from those people, but that's not me.
So I think it was a good mix to explain the story in 90 minutes in an exciting way.
Well, you also had a man to write the book originally to give you like a template.
Yes, and we all love Lee Smith, and he did a very good job and focused the story on people, not on documents, which is, but I mean, with the support of information there, but that's why it's good.
That's why I optioned it.
I saw it in manuscript form before the book came out.
And I did the full Hollywood thing where I optioned it before it came out and it became this big bestseller, which was great.
Nice move.
And then left the government to direct it.
I wasn't even going to direct it.
I didn't want to direct it.
I thought I was done making movies completely when I joined the Trump administration because who was going to hire an ex-Trumpy to make movies?
Well, that still prevails.
Like, I don't know where your career goes from here.
I'm not going to go back to LA or Hollywood.
I mean, I just, you don't have to be part of that to make movies.
Like, I'll just have my production company out here and I'll make way better content than they do.
The projects we have lined up on the horizon are so much more edgy and cool than anything that's going to come out of LA right now.
I don't worry about that, actually, because you don't have to be, there's no studio system.
Like, I don't need to be like approved by these people to do movies.
You know, as I was watching it and I was on the choo-choo train and it was taking me from act one to act two and act three seamlessly in a chronological manner with nothing but facts and no hyperbole, no opinions, no adjectives.
A part of me was going, if only there could be a Proud Boy documentary that was like this, that showed you the documents, showed you the hacks.
We talked about this.
So I'm telling you, I can't tell you who I was in the car with, but we were editing when we moved out of state to edit and we were driving home and we were talking about all the stuff we're going to do in the future and all the projects that are on the horizon.
And that was 100% something we talked about.
And one of the guys I work with is the perfect person to do it.
That's something I would like to produce under my company.
I would love to do that.
And you know what I would love to include in it is all the hateful allegations that are true.
You know, there was four that were in Charlottesville.
Jason Kessler was a member for a fucking few hours.
Like clear up the rumors and the yeah, just like 90% of the 90% of the rumors are not true, but there are some that are true.
I can explain them, but yeah, there's some sins there.
Like some, that guy did say that.
And that is a terrible thing to say.
And you have to come out with that or else, yeah, it's important to have the documentaries be solid.
The problem and admit things like that so that they can't discredit the whole thing.
A lot of times on the right, people are so excited to get their point out and to have a movie that they become kind of hyperbolic and over the top.
And we've got, you know.
Are you criticizing Dinesh D'Souza right now, secretly?
No, we all love Dinesh.
Okay.
I have an app where I can go through the sound of the voice and the person and I can take the truth out.
It's called a lie detector Skype machine.
I just don't have that style.
I mean, I'm a different.
So my thing is I came, I'm not like a conservative that's into issues that then happen to be like, oh, I want to make a movie about this issue.
I'm a filmmaker that worked in Hollywood and in that industry in one way or another for over 10 years and then happened to do politics.
So it's like I'm coming at it from the filmmaking craft more than the advocacy issue craft, which.
But it was still so unique.
Like there were so many pictures.
You don't often see that in a documentary.
Like Kamala Harris spoke to this person and we're not looking at video right now.
We're looking at a photo of like Susan Rice signing a document with Obama.
Normally that would bug me.
I'd go, where's the video of it?
Or where's the reenactment or where's the animation?
But I don't know why it works so well in this.
It makes you listen to the person that's talking, especially in the well, so the thing I like, there's this trick you learn at film school and elsewhere where to make an audience pay attention to something and have it be have them like basically unable to not pay attention is you put them in a completely dark room and put a tiny little white dot on the screen and you can get people psychologically to focus on that dot for longer than than an action scene.
So there's little maneuvers that make it entertaining and something that you can't look away from.
Actually, when you give people less is thrust in their face and they're listening to basically these first-hand recounts, you know, of this really important information.
It's kind of why you absorb so much from it.
Yeah, I feel like an expert on all Russia, all of the dossier.
I really do.
I feel like one of the top leading experts in the world right now.
Well, good, because that was the way they were getting away with it is because it was such a complex issue.
And a lot of the people that, you know, are really well versed in it.
And thank God for them are so well versed in it that they can't explain it to a normal person.
And so most people are walking around and they're like, well, I know Russia Gate happened, but I don't really know what were the crimes, who did them, what was important about it, and who collaborated.
And it's Like that was important for us to just boil down.
In the age of mental obesity, the narrative is that Russia hacked the election.
That's why Trump won.
And that's a fact now that we're not investigating that anymore and there's no controversy.
And they're doing it again.
They created a laptop for Joe Biden's son out of thin air.
I don't know, did oil paintings of him with the crackpipe in his mouth.
And it's all part of the Russian disinformation.
No, I'm going to use that.
Thank God my heyday as a mischievous person was done all before the internet and Instagram and all that stuff.
But if any of that kind of surfaces, I'm just going to say that it's like Chinese disinfo.
And I'm going to say that I didn't party in New York.
And that's all.
That's controversial.
Well, the irony is they're doing all this disinfo.
Like there was this fake Proud Boys email campaign that was clearly some VPN, fake source, but the Daily Mail mainstream run with it.
Just like an hour ago, I was reading about a fake Ivanka thing where she spoke to Juliani, but it was some hack.
But it was completely made up.
And that was reiterated by every single news source, including New York Times, I believe.
Or what was the other one we just did the other day that was disinformation?
It's on even the Juliani thing itself.
It looks like he's grabbing his dick.
He's tucking his shirt in.
This is all within the past three hours.
After he was mic'd, which we all know is a real thing.
Anybody that's been on television or done an interview, you run the mic through your shirt.
Yeah, they go there, they drop it, they pull it out.
I've molested tons of women just through that whole sound mic thing.
You get to, you know, push your belly into their hand and stuff.
It's one of the perks of doing media.
You know what happened to me at Fox News once?
I was doing this joke where they'd put the thing down my neck here and I go, oh my God, that's freezing cold.
And sometimes people would laugh and I'd say, then I started getting drunk with the attention and people laughing.
And I'd go, at least my gynecologist warms up his tongs on a hot towel before he goes in there.
And then that got some laughs.
And then I was even more excited with the attention.
Then I said, my pussy is clamming shut.
It's completely frozen right now.
And I was banned from the studio for six months.
So you got to circumcise your jokes.
Yeah, yeah, that'll happen.
You're not still banned from Fox, though, are you?
Are you totally banned?
After kissing their ass and not being called a contributor for eight years, and then them hiring that fucking grape ape.
And I'm not saying that because he's black, but because he looks like the cartoon.
After them doing that, I just said, fuck you.
Tyrus was the end.
Like, he just sits there.
I would kick everyone's ass.
We stopped watching any of that after Red Eye pretty much moved from its time slot and it had all those other people on it.
It was just not, it wasn't good anymore.
But I mean, Greg is great.
I really like him still.
But like the, you know, I'm not super into that.
He's a smart guy, but he doesn't have the courage to hire me.
But anyway, my last question is my first question, which is, how do you go from film school and being a New York party chick to being, you were pretty high up.
What were you, like seventh floor Senate?
That's like in Scientology, that's almost perfect clarity.
Yeah, that's like when you get to the high levels of Scientology.
No, I was, so I worked for the campaign in 2016, which was after I was like touring my film, my short film, that was in a bunch of different film festivals.
And so I had some time.
And then what I did is I joined, I started volunteering for the campaign.
They hired me.
I had a conversation with somebody when we won and they were like, you should sign up to work in the administration.
And I was like, no, that's crazy.
No one's going to let me work in the government.
I don't even like the government.
That doesn't make any sense.
And they were like, no, that's actually what we need is people that really believe in the president and the mission who are coming from places that aren't DC.
So I just packed up, moved to D.C. I got hired at State Department as a political appointee.
And I was actually doing the one job in government that would make sense for me to do, which is I was the deputy assistant secretary of content in the public affairs for State Department.
So, you know, doing overseeing the department that made all the material that was like broadcast to foreign countries to explain American policy and yada yada.
So it actually, I don't really think there is anybody else that would be good at that in our team.
I mean, I think it was the right thing for me.
So I did that for three years.
And then when the movie became clear that I really needed to do it, I was debating whether I should do it or not.
I didn't know if I could get it done in time.
And so then I just resigned, I think, in like late March of this year.
This is the fastest documentary I ever made.
I can't even believe it.
It's faster than the pandemic.
March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October.
So basically six months.
And that's within the beginning.
I think we couldn't even start filming until end of May because of the COVID thing.
And so we finally started to be able to get interviews for May and June and most of July.
And then we moved away.
We moved to another town to edit it, which was really a good idea.
And it just literally, we colored it, I think, 48 hours before it appeared on the internet.
Like we put it out.
I mean, that's insane.
Like that's, we were sound mixing while we were finishing the movie.
Like the sound mix was being done and there wasn't an ending to the movie.
That last clip of Nunes on Maria, that's the very end.
That interview happened, I think, five days before the movie came out.
Wow.
Crazy.
Well, when we do the Proud Boys movie, we'll be much more careful about it and slower.
You know, it's so great that Trump is draining the swamp because you get new and original people in government like you.
That's why the swamp needs to be drained.
I hope that continues.
I mean, we could have used a lot more people from outside D.C. There's way too many D.C. people in the admin as it is.
Like the fact that half the Bush administration has crept their way into the administration is why we have a lot of the problems that we do.
It's really amazing the amount of stuff that the administration has got done, considering that it was the subject of an abusive hoax of one kind or another for the entire administration.
It's just insane.
And the fact that the media hasn't been absolutely drugged through the mud over this, and these people are still on the air, and then they're holding up our movie and saying we're controversial.
It's just, it's unbelievable.
Well, it's like Bannon said, they're not going to give it up without a fight.
That was the best thing he said.
He's like, what do you think?
You win an election and they're just going to give you your country back?
This is the beginning of the fight, not the end.
That was a great thing that he said.
It was absolutely true.
And we're in the eye of the storm right now.
These next two weeks are going to be nuts.
These are going to be the craziest two weeks any of us have ever seen.
Yeah.
And then the riots that night, not from Proud Boys, but from the alt-left, is going to also be mental.
Amanda, thanks for coming on the show.
I loved your movie.
Thank you for having me.
I apologize to womankind for doubting you.
I guess there's exceptions to the rule.
You did an excellent job.
That's the best review I've ever had.
That's what I go for, is I want people to watch it and think that it was definitely not made by a chick.
Yeah, and it makes people experts.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Thank you so much.
That looked kind of weird at the end there.
Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
Okay, that's why it was weird.
So what if they, for this little button, what if they just used actual Trump quotes from Trump?
Do you think they'd get copyrighted?
Maybe.
He's not saying anything like bananas.
Okay, we should get off the free shit.
We're giving out too much free shit.
One thing I should say is one of the reasons I'm persona not grada in public enemy number six is I read Pilled an Entire Generation.
Amanda Milius was a fan of vice.
She'd read the do's and don'ts.
She was a fan of Red Eye.
She saw me on that show.
And I politicized her in a sense.
I showed her generation that you can be non-liberal and still be fun and cool and stupid and crazy and have this kind of a lifestyle.
And I don't think that had occurred to a lot of millennials and Zoomers.
And that's why the left wants me destroyed.
That's why they make up stories and that's why they pay Iran to take our websites because I'm a huge threat.
I'm a huge threat because I am a, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm appealing to young people.
Like Hunter Biden.
Like Joe Biden finds young people appealing.
I'm appealing to young people.
And no, but I sort of made the right call.
And that's the worst thing you could ever do is make being MAGA seem fun.
Because their narrative has to stay papuchan, grumpy old men.
You can't talk to them.
They've never heard of rap.
They wear ties every day.
They're no fun.
And they're probably racist.
As soon as you shatter that stupid piece of sugar glass, their whole narrative falls apart.
And that is their greatest fear.
But when you do that, you run into some obstacles.
And to that, I say, embrace those obstacles.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Now you gotta get even.
Even though I ain't seen it, what's going on?
Is it wheezing a lot?
How do you know?
Every time you open your mouth, you're wrong.
It won't be fine.
Okay, that's better.
That's a good sign.
I saw that guy was saying that we're supposed to pay reparations.
Did you hear that in the song?
No.
I saw that in the notes.
It must be 3.5.
This woman said the cost of racism, she's run the numbers, $16 trillion.
Do we have to pay blacks $16 trillion now?
That's a lot of fucking money.
Each?
I think the American debt is, that's what the American debt is.
I think it's $16 trillion.
Maybe that's why.
And my youngest boy said, I go, how much would you have to be paid to, and it was something he didn't want to do, like jump into that pond full of muck.
And he's like, all the money in the world.
And I go, how much is that?
And he's like, $300 trillion.
And I go, I don't think there's, I don't think there's even $11 trillion in the world.
Hey, computer, how much money is there in the world?
Here's what I found on reference.com.
The amount of money on Earth varies depending on the interpretation of money.
Actual cash is the narrowest definition of money and includes physical money, cheaper bills, and coins used as currency.
Yes.
Using this definition, the figure is roughly $5 trillion.
$5 trillion.
So Earth cannot pay her back.
Earth owes her five times 100% of their income.
Sorry, its income?
I don't know.
Is Earth plural or singular?
I wonder if she factored in welfare and black crime in that statistic.
But I thought this was another interesting look at race in America.
Schools in San Diego have noticed that black and Hispanic children have trouble handing in assignments on time.
And so they're going to ignore that.
They're also going to ignore the fact that a lot of black kids do badly in their first few tests, maybe because they're not there or not paying attention.
So they're going to chop those out.
And bad behavior is out.
And truancy and showing up late is also out.
So we're going to combat racism by appeasing stereotypes of black and Hispanics and Native Americans.
The move came out if it was real that go back.
7% of DNF grades are handed out to white students, while 23% went to Native Americans and 23% of failing grades went to Hispanics.
So, if you're having a disparity of outcomes, just take those outcomes and change those.
Like in the FDNY here, they noticed blacks had trouble in the smoke room, which is the most deadly room imaginable.
It's just black smoke.
You have to walk through it.
It fucking sucks.
Although some firemen just walk through it whistling.
Some guys have super lungs.
And so they said, all right, well then blacks don't have to do that test.
And then some fireman told me, he goes, no one talks about this.
And FDNY kept it very hush-hush, but I'm telling you the gossip because I'm a gossiper.
They said, so there was like, I don't know, four black dudes who didn't get the, didn't get into the FDNY because of the smoke room.
And then soon after they passed the no smoke room rule.
So those ones that didn't get in, they sued and they said after 10 years and they said, we didn't get in because of that rule and you said it's not important.
So you deprived us of 10 years of FDNY salary.
They paid them like $8 million, sorry, $800,000.
$80,000, 10 years, $800,000.
Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if like one of your buddies over the past 10 years died in a fire who had passed the smoke room and you almost died three times and you saved like 16 people and then some black dude shows up going with your same salary your same salary and but didn't do any of the 10 years of work.
Probably a tiny bit of animosity.
You know, there must be animosity too in colleges with blacks who busted their ass and are geniuses and got into some math program at MIT and then some other guy next to them who is affirmative action because everyone is looking at the guy who deserves this spot going, oh yeah, yeah,
you studied real hard.
Sure you did.
No, no, I actually did.
Where are you from?
I'm from Kenya.
Oh yeah, you eat the poo-poo.
You think we eat the poo-poo?
No, I have nothing to do with that video.
You're all worried about gays?
You want to ask me why I'm gay?
Dude, my parents are from Kenya.
I moved here when I was one.
All right, stupid.
And then they eat the poo-poo.
Calls, calls, come in, folks.
There should be maybe a call-in stinger.
What do you think about stingers for different segments?
We got the mailbag.
Huh.
You're trying to waft?
I'd reek.
Oh, no.
Like homeless man.
Yeesh.
This shirt seemed clean.
Maybe it's super old.
Sorry, folks at home, if you're watching this and you're noticing disparate odors, I'm usually pretty good.
My wife said that to me once.
She goes, I like how you don't stink.
That your breath often sucks.
So you should get some mouthwash.
You'd be perfect.
And I said, I will build a great, great wall.
Yeah.
Between the both of you.
Between my stinky armpits and your nose.
Got my homemade nibs.
Okay, we got someone here asking about Amanda.
You did not enter a show number.
Yes, I did.
Sounds like the computer was saying you fucked up.
It lies.
Like a goddamn rug.
I got my old-timey nibs, but I can't find any holders, so I rubber band them to old pencils.
That's what Scottish people do.
I see what's going on here.
Ryan is having some technical difficulties for a change.
Yes.
He was late for work today because he fell asleep and drifted off into Chinatown.
On the subway.
Which is the last place you want to be relaxed in New York, right?
It won't.
Let me call.
It says this is this number I'm calling from is associated with a high volume associated with high volume calling use.
To continue, press what?
So when you do these Skype calls, are you on the internet or are you using the studio landline?
Internet.
Oh, well, landline, but it is internet.
No, no, no.
We're using a hardwire internet connection.
Okay, are we all paid up?
Oh, yeah.
Paid.
It's getting hot in here.
So what's the issue now?
I'm going to try to change the input temporarily where you can turn it up.
The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.
High volume calling use.
So you can see that.
So in this day and age, when something like this happens, half of you goes, oh, it's because we're using up their system too much and it's a glitch.
But also, in the bullshit tornado, you go...
Something fucked up's going on.
Why don't you try quitting Skype?
Yeah, no, this is my second restart here.
I've never heard that shit before.
Who may just have to do a long show and have no calls?
A high-volume...
Never heard that.
Well, yeah, it could be we've been discovered and someone is at Skype is shutting us down.
You know what?
I could try to sign into mine.
Let's try to do that.
That's strange to me.
Okay.
All right, this is going to take about three.
Well, let me tell you what else is going on in the news, folks.
Pretty insane times, right?
I was at a bar today, and you know, Manhattan is not MAGA, but there's you get to know guys, especially if when I'm there at 3 p.m. and it's construction dudes mostly on their way back to the burbs, to Long Island.
And today I went in and I sit down in this MAGA dude, MAGA stuff.
And he goes, he goes, oh, shit, this isn't going to be good.
And I said, what's the problem?
He goes, oh, there's this woman outside and she is pretty intense.
And, you know, meaning she's a lefty, she's a Democrat, she hates Trump.
It's all she talks about, blah, blah, blah.
And it's funny, like, if it was, you know, maybe not a biker, but if it was some dude that wanted to kick my ass or some, and I was at a bar that wasn't my regular bar, I didn't want to, you know, I don't want to cause trouble at my regular bar, but at any other bar, I'll just go, shut the fuck up,
bitch.
And, you know, obviously a viscerator like Edward Scissor hands.
But I realized when it comes to something you care about, like your wife and kids or your community or your favorite local bar near your studio in the city, I'm the most scared of, I don't like to use Karen's.
I'll go back to balls, boomer, angry woman liberals.
And I was just like, oh, maybe I should put my mask back on or because I don't want to deal with this bitch.
They're irrational.
I'm scared of boomer-angry woman liberals.
Angry boomer.
Let's just not use the acronym.
Angry boomer woman liberals.
Because they're not rational.
And then you're scared.
The owner's going to go, you should probably not come by here anymore.
You attract lunatics and they smash things.
Like you saw in Washington, D.C. with that woman where I said I started the Proud Boys.
And she goes, Proud Boys harm people.
Whatever the fuck that means.
What's happening now?
Not going good.
Same thing even on my account.
Maybe it's an IP thing.
So has Skype Colin kicked us off?
This is through Skype, right?
Through Skype, but because our Colin is working just.
Our tech guy is usually watching the show.
Let's see here.
Um let's call our buddy.
The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.
Here, another thing you can do is you just look up that thing.
Yeah.
I'll solve your technical problems, even though I'm the host of the television show and I shouldn't be doing this.
What did she say?
What's the number you are calling from has been associated with high volume use?
High volume use or calls?
Play it again.
Let's see.
We're getting hacked by Iran.
The number you are calling from has been associated with high volume calling use.
Calling use?
Okay, I get the number you're calling from is when calling Skype.
316 people have the same question.
Replies, 45.
Contact our live support.
I need to make calls.
I have this exact same problem.
It took forever, two hours, but I finally got a human being.
He said the problem was that I didn't have my caller ID activated.
I explained that I hadn't turned that off, but apparently it was off now.
I've set it so people can see my number again.
I haven't tried it yet, so we'll see if that works.
So can you see if you can turn your caller ID on?
Yeah, let me check here.
General.
They talked me to doing the same thing after consulting with their boss and their boss's boss and someone else.
Anyway, I turned on caller ID and it worked.
So?
Caller ID disabled.
Aha.
I hope you're learning a lesson about how to solve problems if this solves the problem.
Let me uh is it my account or your account?
I'm on mine now.
Okay.
Are you using a VPN, someone says, who's watching the show?
You don't really see this on Tucker Carlson, do you?
Well, he doesn't do calls and cuss.
Thank you for calling me.
Ooh, worked.
Worked.
I'm going to sign back into yours because you have an account.
Generation X, old dude.
Just probably hasn't used Skype outside of work ever.
Solves the plugin.
No sense in starting that, though, until we're ready to go.
Sign in the gabin.
Okay.
Yeah, so to get back to that woman, and I was like, I would happily fight a dude.
Even in the gym, I fight guys that are 10 feet tall.
I don't really care, especially because in sparring, they're not going to try to kill you.
But I'm not really scared of that.
I would be scared of a stranger in like the hood or something, him having a knife and shooting me.
But, you know, generally, I'm not scared of any kind of conflict.
But with these lunatic women, these angry boomer fucking woman liberals, it's scary.
And I remember as a young man, my biggest fear was drunk chicks.
Because you'd see them being like, You know what?
Fuck you.
And you go, oh, someone needs to get her out of here or we got to get out of here because this is a human piece of dynamite.
And she's going to tell her boyfriend that we knocked over her water or worse, that we grabbed her pussy or something.
And there's going to be a huge fucking fight.
Boys, this is danger.
Meanwhile, you see a drunk guy and he's like, you think you're hot shit?
And you're like, yeah, maybe I am hot shit, buddy.
You just sit over there and you can handle the situation.
You can monitor it.
You can sort of smell where it's going and if this guy's going to try to knock you out or if he's just going to shove you or whatever.
But with fucking women, you're just like, this could go anywhere at all.
And the story might not be the story when it becomes public.
He told me I'm a whore and he reached in his pocket, he took out pocket change, and he put three dimes in my pussy and said, that's all you're worth, 30 cents.
Need my phone?
You can probably just tell it to me.
It's not going to.
I got it.
Isn't that weird?
I was surprised by my own reaction.
This sort of like, Chuck Zeto wants to kick your ass.
It was the same feeling as if Chuck Zeto, someone said, hey man, Chuck Zito's looking for you and he's pissed.
And I was sitting there like using my mask and stuff and I chugged my drink and I go, I should probably just get the fuck out of here.
I got the fuck out of here.
And then shortly after, the cops cracked down on it and he shut the bar.
At least it had nothing to do with me.
I'll tell you another weird story at the bar.
I was talking to the guy, Kevin, and I said, you know, the best thing about a bar is you can say controversial opinions.
And I was like, I'm sorry.
If your kids drowned, you fucked up.
I got three kids.
I lived in constant fear of them drowning until my youngest boy could swim.
And once that second happened, we sent him to a swim camp where every day he practices.
And the next thing you know, he's a little fish.
And he was probably about five when that happened.
And I was just like, my wife and I both went, oh, second that happened.
And then the guy next to me is like, he's an EMT and he's like, yeah, my brother drowned when I was nine.
We're up by Orchard Beach there, Rockaway.
And they have a partition there.
Well, they didn't have it at the time, but they just had a chain.
And he went over the other side, hit his head.
And, you know, we tried to get him back and couldn't do it.
You know, I was 13 at the time.
It was 81.
And yeah, we lost him.
I just went.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
And that's the level, like, sometimes someone will say something like, not miscarriage, but like, and then my dad died at 79 when we were planning a trip to Disneyland.
Then you can do a joke.
Well, you should have done a weekend of Bernie's and you could have gotten to the front of the ride, or I don't know.
You can do a stupid joke in that context.
But my nine-year-old brother died when I was 13.
There's nothing you can do after that but sit in silence and go, wow.
Then it gets worse.
Then he's got his beer and he's like, yeah.
Tear.
Oh, no.
Tear in his face.
And he's like 10 years old.
He's like 60.
Oh, no.
If he was 13 and whatever.
He's like late 50s.
And so, and he's, and then he starts doing this.
That thing you do when you're a kid, looking up so the tears don't come out.
Like, you know, you do that thing where you bake your eyeballs in the sun and hope the tears dry up because if you lean down, they're going to come up, they're going to fall out.
So then he's sort of like.
And again, I'm just like, and the bartender, the barmaid, she's there too.
And she's sort of going, she can't walk away.
We're both stuck there.
What are you doing dancing all over the fucking internet like a weirdo and Adderall?
Let's close all the things.
We got to call her.
Okay.
Call her.
He's talking to himself.
Partying, man.
Dude.
Hey, man, you're on.
We fixed it.
You're mumbling to yourself, sir.
Are you serious?
You're on.
Oh, sorry.
Well, I have a question.
I know it's like...
It might be like putting a revenge point of your ex-wife to extend the analogy that you have regarding vice.
But would you consider digitizing the early volumes that you have, Leatherbound?
I don't know if I can legally do that.
No, I don't think I can.
I can.
I think when I left, my separation agreement said you no longer have access to anything remotely associated with the brand.
So they're not mine.
I mean, the copies are mine, but as far as the copyrights go, I don't think it's any of my beeswax.
So you wouldn't be able to send them to someone personally either?
Because I would be interested in reading some of that stuff.
I read The Guide to Anal Sex and The Guide to Kunalingus.
I thought they were very funny.
Yeah, they were.
They were really good.
And that was back in the day.
Dude, that was 10 years in.
If you saw those old newsprint issues, they were so fucking terrible.
It was sucking.
I am interested in that, too, to see a young writer as they progress.
Yeah.
No, I would never consider that.
There's zero in it for me and nothing but litigation if I do.
So I will not be doing that.
But I understand your interest and thank you for calling.
That's a legal thing.
Let's see.
Chris.
I have a whole do's and don'ts book I wrote that I could never put out.
Just like that movie, The Death of Cool.
That's sitting on the fucking back burner forever.
Ironic name.
They killed the death of cool.
Chris.
Hey.
Hi, Chris.
Hey, guy, name.
I feel like that I'm like in seventh grade and trying to keep calling like, you know, a radio station and keep getting the busy sign and all that stuff.
Well, you didn't.
You're in now.
You're on the other side of the waiting thing.
I feel like I'm a doad.
I know, I know.
So we have a Facebook group, censored.tv, and it got completely canceled, completely.
And so we, like, all together got another one called nuked at censored.tv because you know you can't like actually say the period and I just wanted to let you know that there we have questions there's some really cool questions that we have to to you know present to people that you know want to enter our nuked at censor.dot
rather him write a script out and then have like this full-blown movie production uh oh yeah Do you remember that?
I do now, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
So there's a Japanese movie.
It's pretty popular in like Criterion Collection and stuff.
It's called House.
Maybe you've seen it.
That's basically what happened.
A Japanese director and his child, they basically wrote a script together, and most of the ideas in the movie came from the child.
So if you watch it or actually, I'm sending Fag Zone Master a link right now so you could check it out.
This rings a bell.
I think someone sent us this before.
I'm guessing there's a lot of destruction.
I'm guessing there's a lot of robots smashing everything around them.
It's really, really awesome.
I actually enjoyed the film from a visual standpoint.
But yeah, anyhow, I just thought I'd share it with you just because it's something you threw out there.
All right, we'll check it out.
I'll leave by saying, would you rather?
Yes?
Oh, would you rather wear a Joy Division shirt for the rest of your life or have a swastika tattooed on your forearm?
Have a good one.
Okay, bye.
I love Joy Division.
And a swastika joint on your forearm, I mean, your life's over.
You can't go anywhere with your kids.
That's the worst would you rather ever.
You should have made it like a pedophile thing.
Like a Nambla tattoo on your forearm.
Would you rather have a Nambla tattoo or a swastika tattoo in the same area on your neck?
A neck Nambla tattoo or a neck swastika tattoo?
Now that's a good Would You Rather Ew freaky Japanese people are weird.
Even the kids.
If my son, if my seven-year-old made a movie, it would just be robots destroying everything.
And then maybe a dog saving the day.
Wow, that's disturbing.
Okay.
That kid needs to be just shot.
Maybe it's a symptom of the radiation?
Very difficult radiation.
That would never happen in the state.
Jamez.
James.
Jamaz.
Jamaz is how JM.
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, man.
And Mayor of the Rad Zone.
Thank you.
First off, Gavin, thank you for your service.
You're welcome.
Means a lot to all of us.
You're welcome.
And again, I don't want to brag about my medals, but they include Saving Private Ryan, Outpost, that Mel Gibson, Vietnam one.
The list goes on, my friend.
Well, thank you for doing all of that for us.
I called with kind of a statement and a question, a statement being lately, I know you listened to Howard Stern.
Lately, I've listened to Howard incessantly.
Me too.
I'm obsessed.
I hate Trump talk about he incessantly talks about how Trump's horrible for the country, how he's voting for Biden.
Basically, you know, you dedicated part of an episode to how Ronnie was treated during one specific episode.
More of my question is, you continue to listen.
I continue to listen.
It seems like people that are even the slightest bit right at center can, you know, separate ourselves and watch or listen to these entertainers, you know, like Howard Stern denigrate Trump or, you know,
talk about things that we don't necessarily believe in.
We can have kind of a separation in our minds.
Why do you think that people that identify, you know, as even the slightest bit left to center, they can't seem to do that?
Why do you think that is?
Well, one thing I will hand Trump is, I mean, Trump, Stern, is that we still get Ronnie.
We still get a semblance of blue collar.
Benji is blue collar.
Salas is pro-Trump, I believe.
So there's at least a sniff of it, and we know it's the origin of the brand in many ways.
But you're right.
We just seem more tolerant.
Like, I listen to fucking Indie Rock and all these people who want me killed.
I listen to bands.
Like, my own record collection wants me dead.
But like, Sonic Youth, Public Enemy, Operation Ivy, they've called me out by name.
Even my old friends at Krass have called me a terror spouse.
But I don't know.
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I think we're just cooler people.
Like, we're just more honest and open to other things.
And maybe it's because of that Thomas Jefferson phrase, there is not a truth existing, which I fear and would not want known to the whole world.
Like, when I argue, and that's kind of why I'm scared of boomer women, like, if you want to argue with me right now, well, it's just you and me comparing facts like baseball cards.
And I might be wrong, but when the left, they're so emotional, they're so irrational, they're so feminine that you try to argue with them and you're thinking, like, you're going to start screaming and breaking glass, and they're going to blame it on me.
I've argued with gays about gays.
Like, I've argued, and you obviously can't win this argument, but I've argued with Bruce LaBruce, the gay filmmaker.
I'm like, how come you not like a pussy?
And he's like, now, I know I can never win that argument, But it's fun to sit there and go through my points and his points.
But he's trying to tell me how it's great to be fucked up the ass, and I'm trying to tell him how it's great to fuck a pussy.
And it's just an interesting conversation.
Neither of us are remotely emotional about it whatsoever.
And I feel like that's indicative of the right.
We just seem more in control.
And obviously I'm biased, but I can't help but think it's because we know more.
Like on Stern today, Fred was telling Ronnie how evil Trump is and the prostitute thing.
Like you give a shit about Stormy Daniels if any other person did it.
And he said he paid $750 in tax.
And Ronnie's not sophisticated.
He's basically a proud boy.
And he's like, I don't know that whole story.
I don't know how that works.
Now, the way that works is when you're a billionaire making money, building buildings, we want to reward that because we want to reward growth.
So like, I don't think I paid tax this year because I built Censor.tv and we were building studios and setting everything up.
The previous year, I paid $360,000 in tax.
So if Trump makes a billion and he spends $1.1 billion, we as a society don't want him to have to pay the same kind of tax as someone who won a $1.1 billion or a billion-dollar lottery.
And Fred doesn't fucking get that.
So he subjects Ronnie to that propaganda.
It's so frustrating to listen to.
I hate this fucking shit.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
I just...
Oh, wait, wait, what?
Did you already hang up?
I just, I think you hit it on the head.
I wanted to throw in one last thing.
I think you're totally given an unfair shake in the media.
The last presidential debate, you know, whenever they brought up the Proud Boys, the next day, your face was everywhere, so much so that, you know, my wife, you know, sends me a clip, a news clip, and says,
oh my gosh, is that the guy?
Is that the guy that you listen to every day?
And I said, yes.
I said, he's not a racist.
I said, he's, you know, he's a comedian.
He's a lot of things.
He's an author, but he's not a racist.
And it's kind of the, you know, to go off on a silly tangent, but what I did to elicit a smile from her from the old gabster was to go back to an old episode.
I believe it was the heroin episode where you were talking about your friend saying, I like your new sunglasses.
Oh, yeah.
She couldn't help but laugh.
So I think.
But hey, guys, I just wanted to call in.
Thanks for answering the question.
I think you guys are great.
Have a good night.
Right on, dude.
Yeah, that story is always a winner.
Wendy Mullen, who's a fucking lefty who dump me, but she has a clothing line and we were really good friends when I lived in the East Village.
And she goes, dude, after you told me that story, I woke up the next morning and I opened my eyes and I heard, I like your new sunglasses.
Is this it?
Built by Wendy?
Yeah, that's her.
She's a great human being.
Hey.
You're cool.
He looks like such a weird animal.
She looks like those big possums they have in Costa Rica.
You're cool.
What do they call it?
Papybara?
Yeah, something like that.
Those weird...
Oh, shit.
I just wrecked this fucking drum.
That's part of the charm of pen and ink.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Of course.
That's why I took off my fancy blazer because I didn't want.
Oh, Lighthouse Tom.
Okay.
Thank you for calling, Tom.
Hey.
Great to hear from you again.
Greetings is valued.
Is that a thank you for calling?
Thank you for calling?
Yeah.
Oh.
Can you hear me alright?
I faded him.
That's a good technique.
Sorry, Tom.
I thought that was our whackpacker.
We got John.
Hey, Lylan.
Hey.
What's up?
Fuck, yeah.
Dude, what time are you supposed to call in?
Because, I mean, I was fucking getting busy singles since like 8:30.
When's a good time to fucking...
I don't know.
I've never called in.
Do you watch the show?
We were having some difficulties.
Yeah, yeah.
I watch the show all the time.
Right, yeah.
I mean, difficulties today.
I've never gotten through until now.
Oh, never?
Honestly, people, I think, line up.
Like, the calls could line up before we activate the Skype.
So, I mean, it's kind of like, yeah.
We're popular.
I don't know.
Just was calling and getting Disney signals over and over again, but I've expanded the line, so that shouldn't be a problem much anymore.
Right now, we got like 30 lines rocking, which is more than ever.
Oh, fuck.
All right, cool.
Well, whatever.
Anyway, kind of a fucking random subject here.
Me and my fiance were talking earlier about a friend of hers who just gave birth.
I just sent an email actually because I was like, I'm not going to get fucking through.
I'm going to, I'd rather just send an email.
But she was talking about how she went in and was induced.
And before she was induced, she ate like a whole bunch of food.
And, you know, fucking, as you can probably guess, Gavin, I don't know if you have any experience with this, but she fucking shit herself.
She literally shit herself from giving birth.
Now, I have two.
I have two boys.
And she's pregnant with the third one.
And I'm just like, dude, seeing a baby come out of a vagina doesn't phase me.
It's not a big deal.
But I don't know.
Like, how can I avoid, if it's going to happen, seeing that?
That'll fucking, I just feel like that'll scar me.
I mean, I don't want to think about her, you know, I don't want to ruin the beauty of her ass bowl.
The entire thing, well, you've been through it twice, though, right?
Yeah, but she never, like, she never, she didn't fucking shit herself.
Well, didn't she barf?
I got lucky, I guess, but I'm like third time to chop her.
Was there no barf?
No, no, there was no.
What do you mean?
Do you say there was no barf?
Yeah, I mean, my wife barfing, shitting, and then they see the cunt all stretched out.
She did pretty good, man.
I mean, no barf, nothing, just a regular stretched vagina with a baby popping out.
You know, the stretched vagina is a nightmare.
It is, but, like, I mean, I can get over that.
I mean, but like, I don't, I don't really, I don't think I'll ever get the image of her pinching a fucking loaf.
But it's not really like a pinched tonight.
No, it's not like taking a dump.
It's more just like it's part of the mess on the bed, like of the, it's just part of the murder scene.
It's not like there's a log sitting individual on the bed like, hi, I'm poo.
It's just like someone killed your entire family, and while one family member was being murdered, there was some shit that happened.
I mean, dude, the thing is, like, if it's, if the baby's like getting ready to come out and that thing just comes firing out of there, like, I can't unsee that shit.
You know what I mean?
So I've seen the rest.
It's not a big fucking deal to me.
But, like, we had this conversation earlier, and now I'm just like, holy shit, dude.
Like, what if the third time around she fucking shits herself?
What if she does?
I can never look at her butthole the same.
If you're so worried about it, what if you do like the porn star treatment when they get ready for anal skin?
Yeah, don't have her eat.
Yeah.
Or just get enema flushed out and, you know.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to tell her not to.
I mean, the first time, she, so her water broke, it was unexpected, whatever.
Second time, she was induced.
So, like, who knows what's going to happen the third time around?
But, I mean, you can't control those kinds of things.
I mean, I guess if she has to shit, she has to shit, but I'm not going to fucking I think the smartest thing to do would be to feed her a lot of cheese.
Right.
Block her up.
Just be like, hey, you should probably have some more of these cheese sticks.
Yep.
Am I. Imagine the doctor just holds up a log and he's like, it's a shit.
I mean, am I just being weird or is this like a normal little thing?
I don't know.
I just.
No, you're being weird.
It's not remotely a big deal.
There's bigger fish to fry.
There's no log sitting there.
It's part of the disgusting carnage that is giving birth.
It's incredibly disturbing.
And the most disturbing part is obviously the fucking stretched out Vaj.
That's the weirdest thing to see.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is.
It's strange.
It's strange, but it's also, you know, it's a beautiful thing.
You get what I'm saying.
Yes, I do.
All right.
Thanks for calling, buddy.
It's strange, but it's a beautiful thing.
It's turning out pretty good.
Let me get that case.
Oh, this is Q. Oh, QAnon?
No, Hugh.
Oh, no, it's Q. Hugh Anonymous, at least.
Hugh Anon?
So just a couple of quick things.
First thing, Amanda Melius is a smoke show, and she's great.
Everyone who is a fan of hers should watch her dad.
They made a documentary about her old man, John Mealius, and they should make a point to watch as many of his movies as you can because he's just a fucking crazy, awesome dude.
Is that the short film she was talking about that I kind of skipped over?
Yeah, Melius, her dad, like she got, I mean, we know her dad was red pillar.
I'm not saying that.
But her old man was, like always, a libertarian, kind of gun-toting, crazy man in Hollywood.
Yes.
And the documentary they made about him is outstanding.
It's called Amelius, and it's great.
And everyone should watch it.
Okay, thanks for your tip.
All right, guys.
See ya.
Bye-bye.
Ryan just kicked over the camera.
Cody.
He probably broke it.
Yo, what's going on there, boys?
What's going on, guy?
Hey, so I'm at work, so I just got to make it quick.
But if you look at the mailbag, what's your job?
Do you look at the mailbag?
What's your job?
What's your job?
I'm a delivery driver.
So if you look at the mailbag, the subject is Trump fun.
That meme sums up exactly what we need to be going for the next four years because the worst nightmare is black people, their little pets, seeing people in MAGA hats having fun and being like, huh, maybe we should go hang out with those guys.
Because like you said, they don't even know their own constituents.
They don't know that black people like to get rowdy when they go out.
So we just need to go out and have fun, man.
Yeah, I kind of regret every time in my life I've taken anything seriously, including funerals and the birth of my children.
Like, we really got to remember that, you know, we're all the same.
It's only a game.
Let's have some fun.
It's over before you know it.
Well, dude, we're wasting the best president of our lifetimes.
We're wasting him.
We have so much fun.
We're wasting him.
I was looking at some old quotes when I was being interviewed by the media, and I would tell the journalists to fuck off and say, who cares?
No one likes you.
You're a shitty journalist.
And then recently I've been like, no, that wasn't racist.
I was trying to say that we need to.
And I was like, I'm falling into their trap.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, no more of that shit.
I'm done doing that shit.
All right.
Thanks for calling, buddy.
Back to deliveries.
Real quick, I'm not seeing that email.
Is it called Trump Fun, you said?
Trump Fun.
Yeah, I don't see that here.
In the mailbag, right?
It's at mailbag at censor.tv.
Watch I'll find it in one second.
All right, maybe try sending it again.
Again, guys, that's uh anyway for you to find it back into uh late eighties.
Uh six one seven Yeah, I just I found it really really interesting how um there's this whole Russia conspiracy and just recently talked about um how essentially Iran uh was sending false emails uh to registered Democrats to tell them,
hey, you better vote for Trump.
Like, do these idiots not know that everything in Trump's policy is against Iran's interests?
Like, I don't know how they like calculate that in their heads.
Like wait, so what happened now?
Are you trying to tell me that Iran was sending emails to random DNSC people telling them to vote for Trump?
It makes absolutely no sense.
Like the story you just talked about, the bombshell with the Prowboys or whatever it is.
It's pretty crazy because it's like everything Trump has done has basically been against Russian interests, whether it's been in Syria, whether it's been with the Iran deal.
Like he's been very anti all of that.
It's like whatever they accuse Trump of doing is exactly what they're doing.
Look at Hunter's corruption shit with especially with Russia, how he got like paid off by Burisma, how he got paid off by China.
Yo, you know the corrupt candidate here is Joe.
It's not Trump.
It's funny you mention that because I just sent myself an email that, where is it now?
It was a tweet by this guy.
Oh, yeah, it was from Barely Informed with Elad.
And it said, Trump, anti-Trump agitator yells to film him calling an Asian Trump supporter a dumb fucking chink repeatedly.
And you see this all the time.
They call black ICE members the N-word.
And, well, yeah, play that for a second.
And I realize I got to do a whole montage of the left doing exactly what they accuse the right of again and again and again.
And then he calls the person a racist piece of shit after calling him a chink.
That chink is a racist piece of shit.
Fucking dumbass chink.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You.
All of you motherfuckers.
Shut the fuck up, you dumb scribbled raisin piece of shit.
Didn't he call her a scribble race?
A shriveled racist piece of shit?
Maybe a shriveled raisin piece of shit.
Oh.
But racist, I thought I heard the two times that I watched it.
So it's like a Hispanic man yelling at a...
I guess you can be a racist Chinese person.
But if you're yelling chink in a crowded theater, that's not free speech.
The guy who did the Humpty Dumpty dance song is really going at her.
Shut the fuck up, get down.
The humpty dumpty.
Oh, come on.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
I think you're done, sir.
Chillo.
Austin.
Hello, Austin.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Hello, how are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good, good, good.
Hey, Ryan, you're doing a great job.
Gavin, thank you so much for your service.
I really, this show has been such a lifesaver for me over this last year.
And I just want to say thank you so much.
I'm inspired by it.
I'm inspired by your work ethic and how much work you have done over the last couple of decades.
And I was wondering, what is it that kind of keeps driving you to keep working, keep putting out content in the midst of the marginalization and the hatred?
And my wife crying on a daily basis?
I really.
I appreciate you guys.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
It sounds like he was peacing out there.
True.
I don't know.
I think that as you get older, there's nothing special going on.
Oh, look at that.
I think as you get older, what you do with life, especially when you're 50, and this is the beauty of America, is you keep pursuing something.
And if you want to be a luge guy and you suck at it, then you drop it pretty soon after.
And then you start pursuing the thing that you get rewards from.
Like, I tried guitar.
I suck.
Ryan starts playing guitar.
The Lord sends him rewards and goes, here, here's a little fucking riff, dude.
So you end up doing that.
And by the time you're 50, you've taken all those rewards and amalgamated them into something that you find pleasurable.
So I'm not really working very hard anymore.
I'm just doing exactly what I want to do.
I like drawing.
I like talking to people about stuff.
Incorporated just doodling.
Yeah.
So I've essentially retired.
So I wouldn't call it work ethic at that point.
My father-in-law is a doctor, and he goes into the hospital every single day because it's what he does.
He loves it.
And when he's at home, he feels like he's wasting time.
I kind of don't like vacations.
So, yeah, I think...
So the secret to not even just being successful, but being fulfilled is to keep trying a bunch of shit, throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks.
And then when it starts sticking, just keep pursuing that.
Keep mining it.
No matter how, if it's ballet, no matter how ridiculous it is.
But when you get rewards from it, keep pursuing it.
And when you don't, split.
Leave it.
But when you keep getting rewards for it, keep pursuing it.
And, you know, the next thing you know, you're basically just hanging out and getting paid.
And there's not a lot of countries where that's true.
But I think America is one.
The West is definitely a collection of all of them.
And being good at it, if you will.
I will, Gary.
You know I will.
Ooh, speaking of Gary, people should write into Gary's mailbag.
And there's a new one coming up this weekend.
And also, there's a mail coming in, so watch your head.
It's coming into your left.
To your right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Just look on the screen real quick.
Just watch your head.
Oh, watch out.
Okay.
Oh, ow, ow.
There we go.
Ow.
Somebody writes in about Skype.
You're playing with fire on Skype.
It's infested with hackers and scammers have personally experienced some horrible things on there.
You said you suspect the bullshit tornado.
Its effect is affecting you.
Skype is outdated.
Find something new.
It only causes you problems.
And Tucker did get hacked, and he mentioned it on the show.
Do you remember that?
Via Skype?
I'm guessing so.
Well, we just got hacked by Iran, right?
Yeah.
Weod.
We got a guy on the line here.
This might be the guy that recognized me in the city.
Ezra.
Is this Ezra?
Hey, what's up, guys?
So I was listening to a previous episode, and Gavin mentioned why Puerto Rican is so violent.
So I asked my grandfather, who is from Spain, and he told me basically that the Spanish Empire sent some 20,000 convicts into Puerto Rico right before Spain got rid of Puerto Rico and gave it to the U.S. Now,
you ran into Ryan in the East Village, didn't you?
Oh, I did.
Yeah.
Because he told me about that.
And I've been thinking about it ever since, and it's kind of polluted my mind.
So thank you for that.
It's like a song I can't get out of my head.
And when I'm boxing, I notice, I see these Puerto Rican and Dominican kids where I'm just like, they're hitting the heavy bag 10 times harder than I could ever hope to.
And they're faster.
And I'm just like, are you a criminal?
Like, are you a genetic criminal?
So thanks for that.
So a majority of them.
Yeah, a majority of them were from like southern Spain.
So they were mixed with like the Moors and whatnot.
And Spain got rid of them.
And they, yeah, they basically gave them their worst.
That's great.
So Ryan is the worst.
Half.
He's half the worst.
Yes.
Well, I'm half Dominican, and that's also a problem.
I think that's worse.
Yeah, Dominicans are worse.
Like, look at Cardi B. She's human garbage.
You neighbor Haiti.
Jennifer Lopez is like, at least she's kind of civilized, but Cardi B talks about like, you eat those sub, you eat like a fucking cheeseburger and you suck a dick and you got it on your fucking pussy.
That's really good.
Yeah, well, thank you again.
Appreciate it.
Later, man.
Yeah, the first thing you said, he's like, Ryan Katz, you were, wow, you're fucking short, dude.
I was like, thanks.
Yeah, you are.
You could work.
When I fire you, you should work at the secret circus as the tiniest man imaginable.
Maybe I do already.
Maybe I moonlight.
Oh, dude, that happened to me once.
What do you mean?
So we have a thing called San Jannaro in New York City, in Little Italy.
Yes.
And it's in Mean Streets, I believe, and it's been going on forever.
And it's surprisingly trashy.
It's like they sell food and shit, but they have a freak show.
And it hasn't really changed in 50 years.
And it's incredibly charming in that sense.
It's also garbage.
They sell shit, and there's all kinds of scams.
Like, you throw the ball into the bucket, and you're never going to get it in.
And then they have a thing like the two-headed snake.
Oh, there we go.
Alive.
Angel, the snake girl.
Oh, that sounds cool.
And then you go in there and it's a snake, fake snake.
And someone stuck their head there and they painted their fucking face green.
It's right out of the 50s.
And they're like, hello.
And you go, oh, you're a snake.
That's so crazy.
Here's my three bucks.
And then it was like, pay five bucks to see the smallest woman in the world.
And you're like, what will that be?
A Barbie doll with a fucking face projected on it.
So you're like, okay, let's do it.
And we pay.
We walk around the corner.
What's this?
It is the smallest woman in the world.
Wow.
She is this fucking tall.
Hello, you've got a base.
She's sitting on a chair.
Her legs are this long.
She's wearing a tiny ski coat, which she must have procured from a doll.
And she has kind of ski boots.
It wasn't that cold out that night, but I guess when you're tiny, you get colder.
And my wife and I, I think we were dating at the time, and we're walking around the corner like, okay.
And then she's probably used to seeing people go, oh my God.
So she's like, she's sitting in her little throne, and she's like, hey, how's it going?
And we go, oh, hi, hi, hello, hey.
Like, I could have picked her and just whipped her across the street.
And it would have looked like an egg.
Yeah, I could throw her over a building in a single bound.
She could be my little personal Superman.
Here, go like this.
I wonder if it's this.
No, it was not the literal smallest woman in the world, you fucking relentless retard.
Oh, what is she doing?
What else is she doing?
Here, come on.
She's an India genius.
You could fly her in.
Yeah, the cheap ass Italians at fucking San Janniro and literally are flying in bitches from India for $30,000.
You can literally have her desh just throw him over the continent.
Put her in a slingshot.
Anyway, so this woman was a little taller than her, but that was disturbing, dude.
Wow.
All right, let's wrap it up.
Last call.
All right.
Tori.
Or Nathan, you are online.
Tori or Nathan.
Are you online?
Oh my God.
And I am always right.
I love it.
I mean, guys, I love you so much.
I'll come over there.
I'll kiss you.
Right on the mouth.
I won't like it.
I'll kiss the guys.
I'll kiss the guys.
I'll kiss the guys.
Just happy.
I'll tap the fuck out of this.
And that's my...
That's my lips against yours.
I won't love it, but I'll kiss.
All right, guys.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, I'm the drummer from a couple weeks ago on the was the church dude that had your shirt on.
Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, I remember you.
Hey, how you doing?
Doing great, dude.
Guys, I love you.
I wear my LGBT hat, which means Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump at church.
Love that shirt.
And I just want to.
Yeah, it's great.
It's a great shirt.
I did have a funny story about Poop in the Pants that happened last night, but I did want to say this.
Why are Republicans so scared of standing up for what they believe in?
I get this from people at my church.
Like, I wear this hat, and they're like, dude, you got balls.
It doesn't take balls to stand up for what you believe in in what America.
What's the worst case scenario?
You get punched in the face?
Think of all the people who died in the American Revolution and the Civil War.
The Civil War deaths were the equivalent of 5 million today.
And we're sitting here going, I don't want to be uncomfortable at work.
My wife was just texting me during the interview saying, you're all over the news.
My parents are going to see it.
Why are we going through this again?
I'm like, so you're worried about, what, your mom being weird around me?
Like, that's not getting your leg blown off.
I work at a lumber yard, and I work with mostly Mexicans, black people, people that support Trump.
And I'm in Sacramento.
So it's just weird that people are so afraid to stand up and say, hey, I support this guy because he does the best for you.
You're like, I don't get that.
I don't think it's a, well, it's probably a right-left thing in the sense that leftists are more able to be shrill lunatics who scream in your face.
But as far as actual confrontation where there's fights, I think both sides are petrified of confrontation.
Obviously, we have the lunatic left that is nothing but confrontation with bullhorns screaming at people.
But, you know, those people at the cafe who are getting screamed at, they're often liberal.
They're often Republican.
And they sit there and they take the bullhorn to the face.
I don't know if it's litigation or the fear of a civil lawsuit, but we have to like say, just shove the bullhorn out of your face and go, get the fuck away from me.
Like, don't go near me.
Get your hands off of me.
I don't know.
I get in trouble for saying this, but it's like the death of fighting has hurt us.
I've come across like people at my church, you know, and they say, you're really brave for wearing that hat.
I'm like, why?
This is what we believe in.
Why are we afraid to stand?
Jesus said in the Bible, they hate me, they're going to kill me.
How much more are they going to hate you?
Yep.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, Jesus Christ really took it to the limit.
And he died on the cross.
And you can't be uncomfortable for 10 seconds at a drive-thru.
No, that's exactly what I'm saying.
And so I'm surprised by the people that say they're pro-liberty, pro-guns, pro-beer, pro-Trump.
And then they'll sit back and say, hey, dude, I really appreciate what you're doing.
Do it yourself.
Yeah.
No, I agree with you, buddy.
Pull your camp up to the bus.
You're right.
And go do it yourself.
You nailed it.
Thanks for calling, man.
Good work.
Keep drumming for Jesus.
There's another person who said they're breaking up with their church.
All right, we don't have time.
Sorry, guy.
Final video?
No, we don't do those on the live shows.
You fucking target.
You're really hitting out of the park today, buddy.
Soundbite?
Just gonna send it.
Yeah, you're really sending it.
Yeah, but that last caller is correct.
You know, people died for their country.
We haven't died.
I've been inconvenienced.
I've had my car vandalized.
My wife's been stressed out.
Nothing close to what these guys are doing.
I just got a letter from Max Hare, who's at, is it Bear Hill or Governor?
He's a governor, correctional facility, and he just read Unbroken.
And he said, you know, when I think of all the deaths and suffering and all the work and the toil and the bravery that brought us America, I'm so lucky that my punishment is only four years in prison.
These other men that have built this country, I'm in awe of their honor.
And I was like, I'm in awe of your honor, dude.
And yeah, I think we have to take it on the chin.
I understand you don't want to get divorced.
I understand you don't want to be bankrupt.
I understand you don't want to be in jail.
In a normal world, I understand you don't want to get fired, but there's plenty of jobs around.
And if you work hard, there's plenty to do.
So I think the solution to the era, the epoch of cowardice is to fight back, to get fired, to get in trouble, to be brave, and to never stop fighting.
I applied for jobs, they ain't calling me yet.
My eyes are green and my skin is white.
Maybe they've been busy yet.
It's gotta be you probably believe.
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