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Oct. 15, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #69 - JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness.
	You know I love you more.
	Show me my job on all the day.
	That's the slits and Heard It Through the Grapevine.
	Cover the Marvin Gaye classic.
	Let's see what Trump thinks about it.
	You're not a nice person.
	Okay.
	No, not yet.
	That's the out.
	Rooning surprises here.
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	Yeah, so Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter recently, and it sort of got me in this vortex of his wife and his daughter and the slits and Viv Albertine and Polly Steyrene and punk rock.
	And I want to get into that, but someone seems to have crept into the studio that was not invited.
	Ashton Witty is here.
	Why do you sometimes use SH when you're talking about something like stars would be stars?
	Is that a California thing?
	No, this is a California thing.
	You have an SH that appears with S's.
	Yeah, actually shtick.
	It's kind of like a shtick is SH.
	Yeah, shtick.
	But like, it's actually supposed to be stick, right?
	No, it's shtick.
	A stick would be a stick and a shtick.
	A stick is a stick.
	Shtick is not a stick.
	This is shtick.
	We're doing shtick right now.
	All right, you need to get out of here.
	Let's ask Trump what he thinks of that.
	Ashed him when he dropping by the studio.
	Uninvited.
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	Wow.
	That's a good point.
	It's true.
	It is true.
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	That's like a, she has like a Carol Channing thing.
	Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
	I kind of wish I had a little shtick.
	Like a little anculturism or something.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Or like a catchphrase.
	I got catchphrases.
	I like to say, it's a Monday.
	You know how you always say that?
	No, I don't.
	I do.
	Never heard that.
	But I want like a voice.
	There's this chick on Fox News who's from the Midwest.
	She's an impossible smoke show.
	I forget her name.
	We can dig her up.
	But she has this like Connecticut thing because she wants to be like Ann Coulter.
	Yes.
	Or Jill Abramson, who grew up in New York, has this, yeah, well, you have to understand.
	Yeah, Miss Jimmy Cagney thing.
	Yeah.
	No, that's not her.
	What's her fucking name?
	Doesn't really matter.
	She's dark-haired.
	She's one of the smarter ones, but she has this fake Connecticut accent.
	Because it's a good thing to have.
	If you shade or change in a weird way, people think that you're a weird man and you're some kind of special lady.
	That is kind of fun.
	I don't like that I'm not impersonatable.
	Yeah, Anthony Coomey is like that.
	You can't impersonate him.
	You could sound like a genie, kind of like.
	Well, you do me.
	That means I'm impersonable.
	Yes.
	But you only do the thing where I go, they're not going to make it there in time.
	Are you retarded?
	That's another one that I picked up.
	Yeah, that's not...
	It's not really an imitation.
	It's kind of a thing I just hear the most common, the most commonly.
	Anyway.
	So that was Hurted Through the Grapevine by the Slitz, a very popular band in the early punk scene in Britain.
	And it starred Viv Albertine on guitar.
	Veb Albertine, Viv Albertine might be the perfect woman.
	She's beautiful.
	She's intelligent.
	She grew up poor, which is important in a lady.
	You don't want a woman to grow up rich.
	Although Johnny Rotten's wife grew up rich.
	No, go back to the beginning.
	If we're ever doing a...
	Like, if you need video footage for this show, Ryan, when you're doing like drops, this is the aesthetic we're going for.
	Weird early punk.
	Like 76.
	You'll be really awesome.
	You know who that just was?
	They just showed there?
	Chrissy Hind.
	Huh.
	That's Viv Albertine, right there.
	It'd be great if we could rent a vintage camera that looks like this when you film with it.
	Oh, I'm sure it's a filter you could do.
	Yeah.
	There's something, you can't replace it.
	It's kind of like...
	So Zara has a great book called She was a guitarist that band.
	She was kicked out for, I don't know what.
	They're the worst.
	Look, I love the aesthetic of them, and punk was a lot about aesthetics, and I love the vibe.
	And punk was a lot about vibes.
	But they were garbage.
	I mean, they covered Herder Through the Grapevine, which was 99% Marvin Gaye's hard work.
	You just covered it.
	What are you?
	The Beastie Boys cover band?
	So, but she's a really good writer.
	And this book rules.
	It's named after the way her mother saw her when she came back from school.
	She goes, so her mother was Australian, I think.
	And she'd go, what we got lessons today, gay fucking mudflap.
	And she'd go, well, this teacher was wearing this and I like these boys.
	And she goes, clothes, clothes, clothes, music, music, music, boys, boys, boys.
	That's all you know.
	And so that's the name of the book.
	But before she even starts the book, she goes, this is just the first page.
	Ready?
	One, masturbation.
	Never did it.
	Never wanted to do it.
	There's no reason not to.
	No oppression.
	I wasn't told it was wrong, and I don't think it's wrong.
	I just didn't think of it at all.
	I didn't naturally want to do it, so I didn't know it existed.
	By the time my hormones kicked in, at about 13 years old, I was being felt up by boys, and that was enough for me.
	Bit by bit, the experimentation went further until I first had sex with my regular boyfriend when I was 15.
	We were together for three years and are still friends now, which I think is nice.
	She's just so brutally honest.
	This is my favorite kind of writing.
	In all the time since my first sexual experience, I haven't masturbated.
	Although I did try once after being nagged by friends when I complained I was lonely.
	But to me, masturbating when lonely is like drinking alcohol when you're sad.
	It exacerbates the pain, which is why I drink alcohol when I'm working with Ryan.
	Ouch.
	It's not that I don't touch my breasts.
	They're much nicer now.
	I put on a little weight.
	Or touch between my legs or small my fingers.
	I do all that.
	She talks a lot about gross shit, like how your pubes are crusty.
	She talks in this book about how when she was young, everyone reeked.
	And especially in the 70s with polyester, men didn't wear deodorant until like the mid 80s.
	So everyone, all British men stank like shit.
	Can you imagine their foreskins?
	I don't want to get too graphic, folks, but I have a foreskin and I have a shower every day.
	I go to the gym.
	But if I don't treat that area within 30 hours, we've got some cottage cheese issues.
	Oh, not cottage cheese.
	That's a weak.
	But ricotta?
	We have a little bit of ricotta.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	A lot wrong with that.
	I disagree.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, Dad.
	Sorry, Dad.
	But it never leads to automasturbation.
	They can't be bothered.
	I don't have fantasies much either.
	Except once when I was pregnant and all hormoned up, I felt very aroused and had a violent fantasy about being fucked by a pack of rabid wild dogs in the front garden.
	I later miscarried.
	That'll teach me.
	She does have a daughter now, though, who's 18.
	I think she's got a couple kids.
	But you'll notice with punk and all of this, a lot of good art, it comes from suffering, and a lot of suffering comes from not having a dad.
	So Viv had no dad, Sid Vicious had no dad.
	Ari Up, the singer of The Slits, who we just saw, had no dad until Johnny Ronton stepped in.
	And the reason we're talking about all this is Johnny Ronton came out as a Trump supporter, and I started, I went down the deep dive on the background behind that.
	This fantasy didn't make me want to masturbate the wolves.
	I mean, I ran this narrow through my head a couple of times, wrote it down, never had a thought like it again.
	Honest, please let that old computer I wrote it on be smashed into a million pieces and not lying on its side in a landfill site somewhere, waiting to be dug up and analyzed sometime in the future like Lucy, the Australopithecus fossil.
	Here we go, then.
	Genital warts and all.
	She begins the book.
	Dang.
	So pretty.
	So cool.
	She's 65 now.
	She's one of the hottest 65-year-olds I've ever seen.
	She does little talks.
	You know this song, Train in Vain by the Clash?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's about her.
	Because she lived in Shepherd's Bush, and Mick Jones was kind of an upper-middle-class Jew.
	And he would take the train from his nice area, probably, I don't know, South London, London, to Shepherd's Bush.
	And then he'd get there, and she wouldn't answer the door because she was mad at him.
	But he took the train in vain.
	I've always been very romantic.
	I remember being like 12 and thinking Cindy Lauper and Billy Idol should get married and have a baby.
	She's Viv Albertine didn't marry until her 30s.
	She's got a young...
	She's 65.
	Her kid's like 18.
	What's 65 minus?
	Hey, computer, what's 65 minus 18?
	65 minus 18 is 47.
	What?
	Holy shit.
	That's fucking late.
	Even if I've got the numbers slightly off, maybe she was 45?
	Look, they could have had kids.
	Although, Cindy Lopra has had a very romantic, long-term relationship with the guy who was in Time After Time and also had a successful acting career.
	And is also a gorgeous hunk.
	Oh, that guy.
	That guy.
	He's in a bunch of movies.
	He's like a character actor.
	He's like a law and order kind of guy.
	Like he's a detective.
	Ooh, Liam Neeson has a new movie out.
	Nice.
	Got all the shit you want.
	The action?
	Yes.
	Falsely accused.
	I want to clear my name.
	I didn't do it.
	I need to clear my name.
	I need to clear my name.
	I've got a certain set of skills.
	Let my fucking daughter go.
	I'll rip your balls out on the phone.
	Look up the trailer for that.
	It's called Honest Thief.
	October 16th.
	What's it?
	hey computer?
	What's the date today?
	It's Wednesday, October 14th.
	Two days.
	So it's a home release.
	These home release movies are pretty expensive.
	Average around 20 bucks, right?
	Seven states.
	I'm so into this movie, I'd pay 22 bucks.
	Damn.
	And no one knows who I am.
	Hearing a Scotsman say that, that's like you paying $380.
	Federal Bureau of Investigation.
	I want to turn myself in.
	I want to make a deal.
	What kind of deal?
	I hand over all the money I stole in exchange for a reduced sentence.
	It's important.
	And what's so important about it?
	I met a woman.
	I want to be with her for the rest of my life.
	So you're not lying about my past.
	Special Agent Hall.
	This is Special Agent Evans.
	Where's the money?
	The man is telling the truth.
	We can take this money for ourselves.
	Let's do it.
	Great idea.
	Turn myself in.
	What exactly?
	Oh, okay.
	Show us the whole fucking.
	I love jumping out the window, too, with the guy.
	Let's do that.
	I knew a guy, Willie McAloon, son of the boxer Danny McAloon, who I look like.
	He was fighting with a perp.
	Just pause it, pause it.
	And he's at the top of the stairs, and he goes, this is just going to keep going on forever.
	I'm just going to hurl both of us down the stairs.
	So he grabs the guy.
	He's a beast.
	He looks like an inflated bullfrog.
	He's like 6'4, like this.
	And he grabs him and just, he throws both of them down the stairs.
	Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
	They're both knocked unconscious.
	But he knows, because of the way he threw him, that he threw the burp first.
	So he's going to be more fucked up than Willie.
	So Willie wakes up with minor bruises and the other guy's fucking back is destroyed.
	Yeah.
	You're fired.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, so that kind of shit exists.
	And I just love that, I love that cops and soldiers and people braver than me are making like major risks.
	Viv Albertine talks about that in her book.
	She goes, people say I'm a failure because I've had all these catastrophes in my life and my divorce and all this stuff.
	And she goes, I just, I take a lot of risks.
	So yeah, if you want to list my failures, you're going to see a lot because I do a lot of stuff.
	Like a successful entrepreneur like Donald Trump, you analyze his past and you're going to see a ton of failures because that's what happens when you're out there moving and shaking.
	Liam Neeson just, his character just jumped off a fucking, jumped out a window.
	Is that a failure?
	God, I can't wait to see this.
	We should watch it together.
	News.
	And then fuck.
	Oh, Jesus.
	That went from good to.
	Wait, did I say that out loud?
	All of it.
	Unless there was more that was grosser.
	Okay, that was a mistake.
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	Was that an impression?
	I think they're all impressions.
	Oh, that's not actually Trump?
	No, because maybe you can't get the rights to someone's quotes.
	Oh, maybe.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, maybe this was said on ABC News or something?
	Okay, go ahead.
	By the way, I got these horns to be Horny Mike for a car show we have coming up.
	Very late.
	What are they capable of doing to you and me?
	My girlfriend, she had nothing to do with this.
	Agent Nivens, I'm coming for you.
	Oh, man, it's so taken.
	He robbed people before.
	See, pause again.
	Protagonists can have sins, but he has to be redeemable.
	Like this guy fucked up.
	He robbed a bank, whatever.
	He wants to make himself pure again.
	That's good.
	That's Christianity.
	Uncut gems.
	He's just a scumbag rip-off artist who cheats on his wife and has no intention of improving himself.
	Why am I watching this?
	What a shit film.
	You liked it, right?
	I thought it was very tense.
	Like, I actually didn't enjoy it.
	I felt ill after watching it.
	It was like half a movie.
	Like, where's the redemption?
	And, you know, The Sopranos was a movie about a bad guy.
	But if you have any sophistication whatsoever, you go, oh, this guy's a cocksucker who lets his friends freeze to death because he's banging his gumar.
	Yeah, he's not good.
	He's not a good guy, Tony Soprano.
	Want to screw his nephew's woman?
	Yeah, in Uncut Gems, you're supposed to like Adam Sandler.
	Nope.
	Four.
	Three.
	Two.
	Countdown.
	One.
	Ready to confess.
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	Bubba and Hanks, what's it called?
	Bubba and Hanks.
	They sent a bunch of meat to us.
	Sweet.
	I brought some to the studio.
	Oh, yeah?
	Go to the bar fridge there.
	Oh, shit.
	It's not a very big fridge, but I just made it all fucking Bubba and Hanks beef.
	No, no, just bring one piece.
	There's about 10 things they sent.
	That looks like something, right?
	Yes.
	What do I do with this?
	I mean, I have a family of five.
	I think we might get through that.
	That's a cookout.
	I don't want to give the dog any.
	Round steak.
	Beef round steak.
	Packed for Bubba and Hank's beef.
	Product was prepared from inspected and passed meat.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	It's a serving-size block party.
	Net weight, 1.87 pounds.
	Cooked thoroughly.
	I like my shit red and raw on the inside and destroyed on the outside.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, um.
	Let's jump ahead here.
	Do fucking...
	Uh...
	Where is Johnny Rotten?
	Can I find it?
	Holy shit.
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	12.
	1-6.
	Sex pistol, Johnny.
	I used to know a guy, Tony Barber, the guy who dumped me, Tony Buzzcock, because I told him that I'd love to have him at the house, but he couldn't bring his rescue pit bulls because my son is five and right at their eye level.
	He was brutally offended by that.
	And that was the end of our friendship.
	Dogs before dogs.
	Which is like, yeah, you can come over, but you can't rape my kids.
	Actually, no, raping your kids isn't as bad as killing your kids.
	Because then they're dead.
	So, like, okay, then I guess we're done.
	I don't care.
	I can't come to your house unless I can kill your kids.
	Sorry, you can't come to my house if you're going to put my kids in jeopardy.
	Pretty simple rule that we've had trouble with a few times now.
	Like with jail, bringing his gun and starting a fight.
	Anyway, Tony Buzzcock used to do the sound for Pill.
	And I said, how do you put up with him?
	Like, everything is so serious.
	The council, they pan our concerts and they take our money.
	It's like, why does everything have to be so heavy?
	Oh, Budweiser, the rice beer.
	The king of beers is the cheapest of beers.
	And I go, can he just be himself?
	And he goes, no, dude, he's like that at all times.
	He'll be like, oh, coffee, would you like some cream?
	Oh, the French bon Sante.
	Oh, the French champagne.
	I will build a great, great wall.
	Just doing the thing.
	So, yeah.
	John Leiden has money like me, but he's genetically working class like me.
	And he recognizes Brexit and Trump are a working class movement.
	So he's on that side.
	And so he's been doing some press recently.
	Go down a bit?
	That was, I think, the...
	I don't think lockdown is doing any good for anybody.
	Wrecking an economy is not the smartest move to cure any illness or virus or disease.
	We're all capable of wearing masks.
	We're all smart enough not to want to give each other filthy, horrible viruses.
	Give people the chance to work.
	Don't just close everything down.
	This is not Stalin at work here, but I swear the governments are beginning to feel that way.
	We have to hold ourselves responsible at some point in order for a society to exist at all.
	Already there are rumours flying around that there's an even stronger strain of this COVID or whatever you want to call it coming down the pipeline.
	So we might as well just close everything down and collapse.
	How's it affecting your own industry?
	Live performance is almost as big a thing.
	Yeah, and what bothers me quite a lot, and I don't mean to sound selfish with this, because it directly affects everybody equally, is that I can't function.
	Live performance was the essence of Public Image Limited.
	You positively denied that.
	After Vice, I was determined never to be known as the Vice guy for the rest of my life.
	And I was envious of John Rotten, who became John Lydon.
	And he had pill.
	And I go, I need a pill.
	I want pill.
	And now, my pill is way bigger than the sex pistols.
	The president arguing about proud boys.
	Yeah, I don't have to worry about fucking pill anymore.
	He didn't mention kicking his bands.
	That's crippling us.
	And no doubt, at some point, if that continues, it will kill us off.
	And we'll kill off everything.
	It will kill off all industries.
	If we can't work, right?
	Well, us working class are going to get up and do something about that at some point.
	Seems to me that what the Democrats here in America are promising will be tax hikes beyond belief, more lockdowns, more confusion, more bureaucracy, and less answers.
	You're thinking of voting Republican or not at all?
	Yes, I am.
	No, I'm going to definitely.
	For Donald Trump.
	I have seen what Democrats have done to California.
	They have destroyed this place.
	Quite hard to imagine John Lydon voting for Donald Trump.
	I don't know.
	Many people might think that.
	Well, he's an individual thinker.
	I'll give him that for a start.
	He's not the most lovable fella on God's earth.
	But I cannot see the opposition as offering me anything by way of a solution.
	Joe Biden is, in all practicality, senile and delinquently senile.
	My wife has Alzheimer's.
	I know the symptoms.
	I have to say that there's no evidence, obviously, that Joe Biden is senile, though I take it that that's your opinion.
	Have you seen him talk lately?
	No, I have.
	Listen, Kennedy, I can only go on my vast experience, seeing as my wife is suffering from Alzheimer's.
	Like you say, you look after your wife, you're at home, and I guess in a sense, a carer as well.
	I mean, this whole COVID thing has thrown a spotlight, I guess, on the role of carers in society.
	I wonder, you know, whether that's in care homes or at home.
	I wonder what's your view on that?
	No, I have a very serious viewpoint on that.
	And I could never consider putting my lovely wife in a home, at least not at this point, until it became absolutely like the only alternative.
	But now, looking at what's been going on and the way COVID patients have been pumped and channeled into the old folks' home, it's almost like those places have become death camps, not caring centers.
	And that absolutely worries me.
	And so I think I made the right decision in looking after my loved ones.
	I love her, and I don't want anything wrong to happen to her.
	And I don't want her to become the victim of a society that isn't listening to the truth.
	We're being imprisoned slowly but surely.
	How does it affect you and your wife?
	Far less visitors, less outings, I guess, like everybody else.
	You can't have anything like a social life.
	How does that affect somebody then who has Alzheimer's?
	And presumably the more social interaction they have, the less quickly.
	Yeah, would be the better for them, but here it goes.
	They need to be stimulated when they have these deficiencies.
	Dementia, Alzheimer's, senility.
	You want to talk to people, especially loved ones, grandkids.
	Which brings me to the next subject.
	Entertainment.
	Let's put it that way.
	It's deeply frustrating for her because she loves to talk, she loves to read, loves watching the news programs because you can read the ticker tapes across the bottom.
	All of those things.
	So it's like 24-7 for me to keep her entertained and happy.
	And I think the clue to it, really, for long survival is happiness.
	John, thank you ever so much for your time.
	Sorry to play the whole thing, but I think it's pretty relevant.
	And there's so much going on there.
	COVID, big government, he's anarchy in the UK, right?
	Big government is preventing him from getting his wife, Nora Forrester, out there.
	Forrester.
	She was a German promoter who came from a rich German family.
	Oil money.
	Sorry, newspaper money.
	And she was 15 years older than him.
	And she became a show promoter because she was a party chick, just like Viv Albertine.
	And she had a daughter with some guy who split.
	Ari Up was her name.
	And she was the vocalist for the slits.
	That's the one we just heard.
	Heard it through the grapevine.
	And she got breast cancer.
	Now, the reason I'm wearing this Jaw Army shirt is the Germans love to fetishize black culture, Rastafarianism.
	Ari got dreads, and she was big on Rastaman because white people are evil and Germans are Nazis.
	And when she got breast cancer, she decided against chemotherapy, having her tits cut off, all the things you can do to breast cancer.
	Breast cancer, I feel like is similar to prostate cancer in that if you get it early, we're good.
	You're not going to have the nicest tits in the world, but we're good.
	But she refused again and again therapy.
	And that pissed off John Lydon.
	It may have made him a conservative.
	That's the big part of this.
	From 1-2.
	Ariana didn't, that's Ari Up's real name.
	Ariana didn't need to die.
	Oh, sorry.
	Ariana didn't need to die.
	And that's a very, very tough burden on her mother to know that.
	She knew she had cancer, and she deliberately ignored it and went for lunatic left-wing crackpot theories.
	And that will kill you stone dead every single time.
	That's Johnny Rotten with...
	Wait, go to that other picture.
	That's him with Nora, his wife, before they were husband and wife, when she was just a promoter.
	And they all treated her like...
	This is the thing about punk rock.
	There was no black, white, you know, you treated chicks like fellow dudes.
	You'd punch them and give them a purple nurple if they farted and didn't say safety.
	And that's who she was.
	She said she felt like the clash and the sex pistols were her brothers.
	And eventually, John was like, on the off chance, you're interested in a shag.
	I'm available.
	And then they've been together ever since.
	They've been married since 1978.
	She's, he's 65.
	She's 80, 79.
	And she's losing it and COVID isn't helping.
	But what I really think destroyed her was this shit.
	This ass licking of other cultures because you feel guilty about your own ethnomasochism.
	Why was Ariup a Rastafarian?
	Why was she always wearing...
	Even in that opening song we just played.
	Oh no, sorry.
	Their other big hit, which was a terrible song.
	Sorry, Viv.
	Shit song.
	What was it called?
	Girls, typical girls or something?
	Viv Albertine is really angry that the slits have been written out of, no, it's the video.
	They're in like a pagoda or whatever you call it.
	She's mad.
	She's been written out.
	Yeah, that's it.
	That's it.
	I'm sorry.
	Out of punk history.
	And it's like, yeah, you're written out because you guys were Terrible.
	This jump into the middle of this song goes on forever, but she's got her big Rasta hat on.
	That's Viv in the blonde hair.
	Catch Viv was.
	Mick Jones did her.
	I put her.
	Anyway, so she refuses.
	She goes to fucking Jamaica when she gets breast cancer.
	And they show her various oils.
	Vada la la la.
	Play singers and players, Dreadlock Soldier.
	Vada la dreadlock soldier.
	They give her all manner of oils.
	And they take away from the white man view of medicine, you know.
	They don't let Babylon close in on the breast cancer.
	And they use the pomegranate and the marijuana leaf.
	And they smoke and smoke.
	And they have ceremonies where they tell the breast cancer that you go go and vex me so.
	Leave her tits.
	Leave them be.
	Cancer, why you gotta vex them tits?
	They are from the earth.
	Go back.
	I think Polly Styrene of X-ray Specs did the same thing.
	I've talked about this before.
	I can't find evidence of that, so hold off before you terrorize her family.
	But I remember Krass, Penny Rimbaud, got jaw cancer.
	And Viv Albertine inspired Eve Libertine of Krass fame.
	And I would stay at their Anarcho Farm before Trump.
	And they now call me, they only speak to my wife, and they call me her terror spouse.
	I'm no longer invited to the Krass farm.
	But Penny Rimbaud, the drummer, he had fucking jaw cancer and he was doing creams.
	And I'm like, he goes, I'm the top Chinese herbalist in England, who of course is white.
	Top Asian Chinese herbalist in England.
	And I'm like, dude, just fucking get it zapped.
	The only way you can fight cancer is to get it early and fucking blast it with radiation.
	Creams don't work.
	But he's fine.
	Didn't work for, I guess, because it wasn't that serious, or maybe his immune system handled it.
	I don't believe it.
	It was fucking cream.
	But Ari up dead.
	Polystyrene dead.
	X-ray specs, you know that.
	No bondage.
	Apias.
	Anyway, we should wrap it up.
	And here's another thing.
	Like, she's half Ethiopian.
	Back in 79 when they were big, no one talked about her as a black punk vocalist.
	No one had any idea what her race was.
	They were just like, that's X-ray specs.
	And they just, now in retrospect, they talk about blacks and punk and how black polystyrene was and people of color and punk.
	Ugh, so sick of you fucking not only ruining 2020 with your racial identity to politics, but also going back in time and fucking everything up.
	And I watched the Gremlins and then Wayne's World on Airheads.
	And the black guy is the doctor in Gremlins.
	Remember that?
	In the first Gremlins, the black doctor.
	And it's just a doctor, but he's black.
	And then later on in the 90s, when the PC started, stuff like that, every black character was just like, that's racist.
	It's like their whole character is, that's racist guy.
	You know, the world is racist.
	Blacks don't say that.
	And it dominates their whole character.
	Now there's no blacks every morning.
	They never say racist.
	No.
	I've heard the problem with black people is they can't get told when they're wrong.
	I've heard the, I have heard that the blue uniform is just a new KKK.
	They traded in the hoods for blue uniforms.
	But when you contest that and go, what are you talking about?
	How many deaths?
	They immediately go, I don't really fucking know.
	I'm just saying that because that was a thing, probably.
	I thought you liked it.
	I'm talking about, I'm going through hundreds of hours of conversations and I'm pulling up all the racist shit.
	That's two.
	What else?
	That's about it.
	And that's ignoring a million, like, I'll knock the chocolate out of you.
	And you're the only fucking black guy here right now.
	Or you're the only white guy here right now.
	Or you're a fucking white cupcake.
	By the way, if black people call you a cupcake at the gym, mention that, yeah, I'm the mayor of Cupcake Phil.
	And you eat me, you're going to get diabetes and die.
	I'll fucking kill you.
	Not bad.
	My wrists with Larry Barnes are getting so good.
	You know what I did the other day?
	I brought in some of my kids' children's books from like when they were babies.
	Yeah, I did.
	I was like, hey, man, which one of these do you like?
	He's like, what are you talking about?
	And I go, oh, just, I was going to read you a bedtime story before I put you to sleep.
	What did he do?
	And he's like, you are dope.
	You are dope.
	He goes, you talk shit with the best of them.
	He said, now I'm bragging about how black people like me.
	He said, this fucked motherfucker couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, but if you heard his shit, you would think he could fight.
	My bad.
	Which hurt.
	Yes.
	So we're ending the free part now.
	We're going into the behind the paywall where we're going to talk about the local news.
	I'm going to take calls and do doodles.
	By the way, folks who aren't paying, the new doodle auction is up.
	Go to censored.tv.
	Look at the links and you will see doodles.
	We're selling all my drawings.
	We've got John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison.
	And we have Brian John Spencer's watercolor of me and Ryan as Melania and Baron and Trump.
	This is like 20 inches by 15 inches.
	It's a very big watercolor.
	It's going to cost me a fucking fortune to ship to you.
	Please, Australians and Europeans, do not buy that.
	But there's some great drawings there, including the drawing I did.
	That's a good one.
	MAGA asses.
	You can tell poor John is horny as a hoodow because he's starting to draw naked chicks.
	But go back to all the other ones.
	I'm particularly proud of this $10 trillion bill that we drew on the show.
	It's good.
	Zim dollar?
	Okay.
	I didn't call it that.
	Anyway, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	If it's true, please come with me.
	Do you plan to let me go?
	I have an apology to make.
	I had a couple too many drinks before the show tonight.
	Probably going to have more.
	You guys pay $10 a month.
	You pay your own harder money to hear a show that's concise to the point and sober.
	And I am slurring and wandering a little bit.
	And that's not something that represents me or this company.
	And I want to make a profuse apology.
	But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
	Now, I could be wrong.
	I don't think I'm that drunk.
	I'm not really slurring, but you can kind of see it in the eyes.
	But let's see what Trump says.
	Have I had too many drinks, Donald Trump?
	Believe me, and I am always right.
	Yes.
	Well, you're always right, so I mean it's...
	No, no, hold on.
	Let's do the next one.
	Nobody can do that like me.
	That's true.
	Nobody can host a show like you.
	Hey, computer, am I drunk?
	I hope that you feel okay soon.
	Okay, so that's a yes.
	Got a lot of support.
	Robots and...
	You know what I thought was, I didn't send this to you as a link, by the by.
	So you know that kidnapping that was going on that was Proud Boys, basically?
	It was Trump militia groups.
	They're going to kidnap Governor Wichner.
	So it fucking turns out that it was one Fed and two other poor stupid bastards.
	I think they're both Antifa, by the way, who were duped.
	Duped into this kidnap plot.
	What?
	So what happened was a Fed goes, we should fucking kidnap that bitch.
	And they probably put it out on a chat.
	Imagine wet marketing.
	You know, you talk to a thousand people and two of them are going to go, yeah, okay, let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Kind of like to catch a predator.
	And so the government is creating hate where hate didn't exist.
	And this happened to me in Canada.
	Viv Albertine, when she would play shows in the 80s, early 80s, there was a big thing, the clash, I think they may have started this, Rock Against Racism.
	And we had shows too.
	We flew down Oipolloi to do a Rock Against Racism show.
	And today I would say that's fucking gay and retarded.
	But back then, there were Nazi skinheads with swasika tattoos that, you know, beat up blacks.
	And in Canada, at least, I'm sure this was true of England and America too, the government had all this money to fight racism.
	There was no racism.
	So they would have these guys create this thing.
	In Canada, it was called the Heritage Foundation.
	And they would have meetings and stuff and say like the fucking Jews and the blacks and blah, blah, blah.
	And they'd start creating Nazis.
	These Nazis would go, shit, that sounds terrible.
	I'm in it.
	Eventually, the dummies would jump aboard and go, I'm in.
	I'm a Nazi.
	And the next thing you know, the government had created Nazis coast to coast.
	In Canada, where there's, you know, six Jews and four blacks, the only Jews were really in Montreal.
	And the blacks were Haitians, really.
	They created this scene.
	And they're still doing it today.
	The government, every time you hear about Adam Waffen and the base and all these bona fide racist groups, go check to see who's drumming them up, who's getting them riled up, who's helping them plan attacks.
	And it's the fucking government.
	That's them.
	But yeah, look up federal agent Michigan kidnapping.
	I don't know why this makes me so fucking mad.
	Because as a society, we're trying to...
	No, that's not it.
	As a society, we're trying to get our shit together.
	We're trying to make sure our borders are strong, our women are safe, no one's getting raped, banks aren't getting robbed.
	We're trying to build all this, right?
	And then we have to pay taxes to this fucking government.
	Okay, are you going to make a road?
	Yeah.
	Dude, when I was coming back from Delaware, the toll to get on the, I think the Tappanzee Bridge or the George Washington Bridge was $16.
	Didn't I already pay for this fucking bridge?
	Why do I have to pay $16 to cross it?
	Oh, no.
	Huge, huge mistake.
	So fuck you, government.
	And this is, Ayn Rand talks about this.
	And this has sort of been my motto like before I was born.
	I don't care if you don't help me.
	Just don't stand in my way.
	Don't thwart me.
	If I'm going to build a house by myself, fine.
	But don't go taking my drywall, my fucking, what do we call drywall in America?
	Spackle board.
	I call it drywall.
	No, no, no, it's sheetrock.
	Sheetrock.
	Don't take my sheetrock.
	Don't take my studs.
	Don't take my copper cables.
	Don't fuck with me.
	I'm doing my shit over here.
	And the fact that the government is encouraging fucking Nazi kidnapping plots and creating white supremacist movements.
	No, that's not quite it, Rygai.
	I think it's on Breitbart.
	Look up Breitbart FBI, federal agent kidnapping.
	Like, are you as mad as me?
	Doesn't that fucking piss you off?
	I mean, we sort of see the same thing with the environmental movement where they take our money and they spend it on windmills and solar panels.
	And you go, that's never going to work.
	We've had windmills forever.
	Who was thwarting windmills in 3000 BC?
	Nobody was.
	They suck.
	Wind is inconsistent.
	Gas is consistent.
	Natural gas is very consistent.
	We have fracking here.
	It helps the country move.
	It's, as Ezra Levant calls it, ethically...
	Okay, if I have to look this up and find it myself, I'm going to fucking kill you.
	Where are you at?
	Federal agent kidnapping Michigan governor.
	I've spelled everything wrong.
	Um.
	Okay.
	What do we got here?
	FBI agent testified.
	Okay, maybe you're right.
	Maybe you're right.
	But what did this actually happen, though?
	Or what?
	Because I can't know this story?
	No, yeah, this I know, but did this story was they were gonna kidnap her on November 3rd.
	But the federal agent thing I can't find.
	Anyway, I have seven links open up here.
	I got even rightpart.com.
	I thought I sent it to myself.
	Okay, I apologize, Ryan.
	It is not as easy to see as I thought it was.
	You were right.
	What about Reddit?
	Um.
	Gotta find this.
	I feel bad that the folks at home are watching us Google shit.
	That's not good.
	Oh, also, if anybody remembers the clip that we said it was a video drop that we're laughing about and it's something about that's gross or something.
	It was one of the last shows.
	If anybody, if that rings a bell, please help us.
	Maybe it's one of those emails I sent and it didn't send.
	Does everybody do that?
	That does happen.
	I got this shit fucking.
	It just stays in your scent.
	Yeah, it's bonanskis.
	No.
	Well, we have to find this now.
	Hi, welcome to the guys googling show, where you watch two guys Google stuff and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.
	Is it in my photos?
	Well, what I am finding is that they were trying to kidnap the Virginia governor as well.
	And it's saying militia members.
	What do you mean the Virginia governor as well?
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, that's the only update I could find is that they were also looking into kidnapping the Virginia.
	But it's like of the men, of the men planning to kidnap, one was a federal agent and then a governor.
	Fuck.
	13.
	All right, here's an article, CNN.
	13 men charged and plot.
	Hopefully they mention that.
	Let me see.
	This is also the problem with the fucking fake news, too.
	Like the Hunter Biden thing is huge.
	We have proof that Joe Biden worked with Ukraine, worked with China to help set up his son on deals where he makes $30 million a year.
	That's been completely buried by the media.
	Also, we have pictures of Hunter Biden with a crackpipe in his mouth.
	Facebook has decided to hide this.
	No, we're not showing that because it hasn't been verified.
	Really?
	Was it Photoshopped?
	All right.
	We'll have to wait on that.
	But you'll have to trust me.
	I promise you that this whole thing is bullshit.
	And they duped a bunch of losers into a plot to kidnap the Michigan governor.
	And they ended up duping Antifa.
	These were leftists, Trump-hating leftists.
	They were pro-2A, but they're also pro-A.
	And this was created by the fucking government.
	And now we have the government, we have big tech, sorry, hiding these stories about Joe Biden and Hunter Biden.
	It's hard when you talk to like, let's call them civilians now, because you're talking to civilians and you're like, no, Prowboys aren't racist.
	And no, Trump didn't say that all Mexicans are rapists.
	And they're just like, yeah, but I've seen it.
	And you're like, yeah, you've seen it in the landfill that is modern media.
	You've seen it in Garbage Town.
	Anyway, let's move on.
	This was, I thought, pretty interesting.
	So remember in August when they said, this is 41 now, teachers said, yeah, Be prepared to be on right-wing blogs.
	If we are, if we're being recorded.
	Wait, that's not the.
	Go to 40.
	Is there a 42?
	There's a picture.
	No, that's different.
	That's.
	I didn't include it.
	Wait, that's the 41.
	Yeah.
	No, 40.
	40.
	40.
	So they said, be careful.
	Professors worried students will share lectures with quote-unquote right-wing sites.
	And we know what right-wing means.
	If you don't hate America and think every white person is human garbage, you're right-wing.
	Professors across the country are expressing concern over courses being moved online as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.
	One professor expressed concern that right-wing sites could expose what is being taught in college courses.
	If you're recording a lecture or anything controversial, be prepared for right-wing sites to ask students to share it.
	You should be prepared for that.
	I'm obviously prepared for anything.
	Go ahead.
	Put this whole show online.
	Actually, as far as YouTube goes, I'd appreciate it if you keep the clips under seven minutes.
	But yes, everything under seven-minute clips on YouTube is free from censored.tv.
	We consider it advertising.
	It's pretty telling on the amount of comfort that the left operates on and all these different levels, you know.
	It's like, try not to speak too freely about being commies and overthrowing the government.
	I know somebody who's going to college right now and it's bizarre.
	Some of the stuff that I hear them talking about.
	Dude, I know prisoners who are going through, what's it called, anger management training.
	And instead of being taught anything to do with anger management, is 100% America's racist.
	And I think the only way you could justify that is you beat your wife, because most of the guys in these classes are black and Hispanic.
	You beat your wife because you're mad because you live in a racist society.
	But that's a big jump.
	Like that's a, I'm open to that theory.
	You could structure it in a way to argue it, but and I obviously don't think it's true, but that's kind of a crazy theory.
	That's like vegans commit more crimes because they're hangry.
	Yeah.
	Like you got to prove that, dude.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Wow.
	He's on the ball today.
	He's on point.
	So when we hear that, right, when they say, be prepared to be in a right-wing blog, I think you're brainwashing my kids of all ages, my babies, my Johnny in pre-K, hated Trump, and my daughter in college.
	She's not in college yet, but she will be soon.
	And so we go, okay, well, let's see what they're saying.
	You can see what I'm saying.
	Tucker Carlson, when he was exposed as this evil human being, he goes, I'm on TV for an hour every night.
	Come look at me.
	You want to hear what I have to say?
	Watch my show.
	I feel the same way.
	You keep hearing these tidbits out of context.
	Tune in.
	Put down your credit card.
	I would have made it free on YouTube if I could monetize that and I was allowed on YouTube.
	But I was forced to be behind a paywall.
	So if you want to hear what this villain has to say, pay the 10 bucks once, listen to it.
	Cancel your subscription.
	It's like that show that I watched that I showed you that the painkiller already, PKA, they were talking about, like they just got so many things wrong.
	Like even Dick Masterson, I think he got, he was grumpy at you at some point, right?
	He was talking smack, but he knows who you are.
	He could reach out to you.
	Dick Masterson, that's the guy who was like the super tough, like all-man man.
	Yeah, like alpha, alpha, alpha girl.
	They were trying to help us with Justice for Liberty.
	Right.
	And then I, it wasn't working.
	Oh.
	And I called him one too many times.
	And he was like, Jesus, dude, are you for real?
	Are you high?
	I got shit to do.
	Well, we're trying to.
	It's like, all right, well, don't say you're going to be part of this helping me raise money if you're not in.
	For a family of a person who is unlawfully convicted.
	I'm trying to raise money for a little black baby.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Yeah, so they say that the reason why you step down from Proud Boys was because at Charlottesville, I'm like, what the they could literally just ask you.
	Dick Masterson knows tons of Proud Boys.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, ask them.
	And Milo was on the show, too.
	It's like you think that they would kind of...
	And they said, where can we see Milo?
	Yeah.
	What is he on?
	What platform would have Milo?
	I wonder what platform would possibly...
	It probably the same one that handled Soph and AIU.
	It's a quick Google, Kyle Taylor, and Woody, who I love.
	But yeah, they were...
	You love those guys.
	They're great.
	This is your show.
	Yeah, Kyle was like, I want to learn about...
	I want to get in this Proud Boys thing.
	They just focus on the masturbation thing.
	Don't know Wanks.
	It's so funny what people cling on to.
	And they always say you're not allowed to masturbate.
	Or what?
	But Dick kind of cleared that up.
	He was like, no, no, it's to get men to go out there and try to bang broads.
	Yeah.
	It's not just.
	And married men to bang their wife.
	Yeah.
	I don't masturbate, and I have to bang my wife.
	And last night I had a dream.
	I had a dream that I was looking at a Playboy, and then all these kids came in the room, and I was like, fuck.
	I can't have them see me with a Playboy.
	So I was hiding under the couch, and I was petrified of these kids playing scene that I was looking at a dirty magazine.
	Because I think it was, my mind is completely consumed with sex.
	I hadn't been laid in like a week.
	And maybe there's some latent guilt when you feel that way.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So number 40, they said we're going to look at their lessons and learn what they're saying and get in the way of their what they call education, what we call brainwashing.
	Well, let's see what the truth is.
	What are they actually saying to our fucking kids?
	4-1.
	High school teacher telling his class on this network, by the way.
	Racist, let's listen.
	Right?
	But you can't do that now.
	So that's why there's all these people like me coming.
	When could you ever, and I'm going back to biblical times, just walk up to a random 20-year-old woman and grab her vagina?
	She's got brothers, she's got a dad.
	We have a society.
	We've had the Magna Carta for a while.
	I mean, I think there was a time in the 70s where you could like pinch a woman's ass.
	Yes.
	From movies and from Mad Men.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Madman.
	You would know.
	I think you'd get a slap.
	Sure.
	I don't think she'd giggle.
	But like, I've had my ass grabbed by fags.
	Yeah.
	It's not the end of the world.
	Just kind of annoying.
	And what they mean is make it kind of racist and sexist again.
	That's what they're talking about.
	This guy should be fired.
	Make this viral by the way.
	Make it kind of racist and sexist again.
	That's what they're talking about.
	How is this education?
	And I think one of the great things about Trump and why this election is so important is this is the first president to call bullshit on that.
	That's why they're calling us all racist.
	That's why they have Trump derangement syndrome.
	That's why they're burning down cities.
	That's why they're throwing bricks through windows.
	Not because they genuinely think we're the KKK, but because we said, yeah, that's all bullshit.
	And it's been their dogma since the 90s, since 95, I would say, when Larry Summers was fired as the president of Harvard.
	That was really the sort of, you know how for World War I, they shot that Hungarian dude with the big mustache in the horse and carriage.
	Our horse and carriage was Larry Summers being fired from Harvard as the president for saying, I don't know, maybe women like aren't naturally predisposed to fucking STEM.
	I think he was actually murdered by the band Duran Duran.
	And the fact that we question that dogma because it's their religion has made them go nuts, apoplectic Trump derangement syndrome.
	And that's why this election is so important because I bet that fucking article is some bullshit about howie.
	It's actually fired because he was late for work one too many times.
	And a great example of this is this picture I sent, which is of a tweet by Kate Louise Hughes, who wasted a ton of her father's money.
	Raise your hand if you went to school for six years, studying to become a diversity and inclusion trainer, graduate in the middle of a pandemic.
	What an accomplishment.
	Then found out Trump has signed an executive order banning diversity trainings, meaning you probably won't be able to find a job because if they hire you, they will get fined.
	Fuck my life.
	I'm not okay right now.
	I got to admit, I'm pleased with her grammar.
	Go back to that.
	Raise your hand.
	You went to school for six years.
	Comma.
	Right spot for it.
	Comma.
	Then found out that's.
	Is there trainings, comma, meaning?
	Banning diversity training meetings, comma, meaning you put it.
	Trainings, meaning.
	No, that's fine.
	Okay.
	Maybe a comma after trainings.
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah.
	But I don't think there's any misspellings.
	Or she's got diversity inclusion capitalized.
	Yeah.
	It's a proper emoji.
	Her emoji's on point.
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	FML, up to date with the kids.
	FML, good acronym.
	Yeah, of course.
	Black shit lips.
	All right.
	Let's.
	Shitlips.
	Oh, I wanted to play, before we get started, I wanted to play some hate meal.
	I got a fun, fun guy in Vermont.
	He's going to kill you and I. Did I send you that?
	No.
	I thought that was.
	Was it in my email?
	Yeah, I'll send it to you now.
	He's going to kill me too.
	This would be my first.
	You're dead.
	Oh.
	You are dead, my friend.
	Me, you, and Milo are dead.
	And I sent it to my guy, and it's a fake email.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	But this is like they keep talking about how we're right-wing.
	Actually, no, this isn't a good example of that.
	All right.
	How we promote hate and we're hurting people.
	I don't think they realize that our lives are in danger.
	Like when Tommy Robinson and I were going to go do a tour in Australia, they canceled it because someone would get hurt.
	The only person that was ever going to get hurt with Tommy and I going to Australia is Tommy and I. Similarly, while they portray us as, when I say us, most people on this fucking site, as these evil monsters that hurt people and are a threat to people, we are threatened on a minutely basis.
	But anyway, here's from Adam Harris.
	This is October 5th.
	Eight mail.
	Boy, just want to say hi and to let you know that I'm a gun-loving Jew hanging up here in the great state of Vermont.
	Should either of you ever set foot in our wonderful state, I will blow a hole in both so large.
	They will be looking for your livers across the border in New Hampshire.
	Have a nice day.
	Well, at least they know where to find it.
	And then I thought I would play you some...
	Wait, what's this?
	You're hearing this live.
	Sorry.
	Okay, so what people do now is they know that they can get charged from the FBI if they make actual threats.
	So what they do is they call me and they get weird.
	Yeah, I'm crazy.
	I'm a psycho.
	Which is legal and also gets in my head and gets me all fucking scared.
	Yeah, this is a person on the edge.
	Let's hear some of these fucking psychos freaking me out.
	oh shit.
	I'm such a boomer with these phones.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Hey, bro, you're getting gassy in Uber.
	What do you call it?
	Gas mileage.
	Hey, homie.
	Hey, bro.
	You're gonna go vote?
	If you are, give me a call back.
	Let me know who you're gonna go vote for.
	Maybe we can carpool together and help each other out.
	Pull the ballots.
	Alright, bro.
	Let me know.
	Peace, homie.
	That's how guys talk to one another.
	He's being like a weird guy.
	What does this weird guy have to say?
	I just wanted to say that I'm very proud of my boy, my big, beautiful boy.
	I'm very proud of you for kissing your dad.
	I think it's really brave of you to come out and admit to everyone that you kiss your dad.
	And I'm just really proud of my boy.
	Hey.
	It's so legal, but so spooky.
	What's this one now?
	Trembly voicey boy.
	Hi, this is John Glazer.
	I just wanted to call to say you still suck, and I still hate you.
	Goodbye.
	That was funny.
	Wow, is that it?
	Pretty scary, man.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	These are weak.
	John Glazer again.
	Pretty cool, huh?
	What a bunch of fucking wimps.
	Remember, wait, I got a bunch of block messages.
	I haven't heard these yet.
	Your response was invalid.
	Oh, we should do.
	How about what if the callers do their weirdest, spookiest, FBI-friendly threats?
	That's how they start off.
	Okay, I have a fun little experiment here today.
	I found some nibs.
	I couldn't find the holders, so I just rubber-banded them to pencils.
	But we can try some inks for today's doodles.
	Sick.
	Colored inks.
	Colored inks.
	Inks of color.
	Inks of color.
	So let's let you...
	Why don't you put the camera on yourself?
	Hello.
	I'll get some paper ready.
	So we will be taking some calls, right?
	Yep.
	And maybe if you call in, if Gavin's alright with it, we could do your spookiest FBI-friendly threat where you don't overtly say anything that'll get you in trouble, but something that'll put the fear of G into us, like the messages that we heard before.
	And maybe...
	My son's on the cover of a magazine.
	You'll win a thing.
	We could probably win a prize.
	We'll probably get the marketing guy to have some sort of prize.
	Oh yeah, my sweatshirt.
	Bryce, thank you to Bryce, who made this.
	This is the Jap Reagan.
	And this says G-O-M-L.
	And he also made a hat, which is pretty cool.
	Jap Reacon on one side.
	And the Rad Zone on the other.
	Actually, I'm going to put this on.
	It's pretty exciting.
	Rad Zone forward.
	I was actually thinking about putting the Jap Reakin forward so that way if you look at the back of my head, it says the Rad Zone.
	Because I feel like it's annoying to have my own name on my own body.
	I should try to put the care forward, but I'm not optimistic it's going to happen.
	Hurtful.
	I got recognized by two people today.
	By the way, Mike and Eric.
	Nice to meet you.
	So Ryan left the studio and walked around Central Park.
	I've been here all day.
	I'm just going to throw this out.
	Walking around.
	And that was very cool.
	And they're subscribers, too.
	They were talking about Copper Cab Show.
	How old were they?
	My age.
	One was a little younger.
	One was probably maybe older than me.
	If you don't have young people associated with your movement, you're literally dying.
	It's always young.
	That's what Fox doesn't understand.
	Yeah, aren't all their commercials like AARP, Help I Fallen, Can't Get Up?
	Well, I was actually talking to CRTV about this, and I said to them, giving them advice, even though they fired me, I go, John Miller's a major asset at your company.
	When I go to DC and I'm at like conservative events, he's there.
	And when I say events, I mean like the after party.
	He's at the after party.
	If he's at the after party, he genuinely cares.
	You're not going to get Andrew Wilkow or Eric Bowling or any of these other people at an after party.
	They do their show and they think they're so special that they go home after.
	Eric obviously has a fucking dead kid to mourn.
	If you have a young person who's genuinely interested in these things and goes to the events, fucking hold on to him because they're not making any more Fleckas.
	They're not making any more Elijah riot.
	They're not making any more Bailey Informed with Elad.
	If these guys started today, they would be snuffed out.
	They're not making any more Tim Pools.
	Those guys are fucked now.
	Baked Alaska just got booted off YouTube.
	So if you find one, a major network like the Blaze, fucking hold on tight to your dreams.
	We got action calling in, or Jackson.
	Yes, Jackson.
	And just so you know, if I were to arrest one of you Pride Boys or whatever you're calling, I would introduce you to one of my friends that's in my prison and Lil Bunny.
	And he would have field day with you if I patronized alone.
	Damn.
	Would you introduce me to that guy who said you could die of a heart attack?
	You never know.
	You could have an aneurysm.
	Okay, please don't kill me.
	What's up?
	Yeah, but I was just calling to see what was going on with Hallowed.
	I sent you guys a couple of emails that they were ever going to be on the show.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hallowed.
	Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but I haven't been doing interviews for a while.
	And I don't know why.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, I had talked to the guy, Dan, of Hollowed, and we're going to jam.
	He doesn't live too far.
	And maybe I could shoot, film some stuff.
	Maybe we could write a song for the show.
	Like, I love them.
	I think they're a fucking awesome band.
	I should get them on the show, but maybe I'm at this point with interviews now where I want to just sit down with you for an hour and talk about your parents and what got you here and where you're going, or not at all.
	Like, tuning into a show to see literally a five-minute thing of, all right, you got some great songs, Hallowed.
	That's great.
	Seems fun.
	Well, you're going to be ostracized.
	I don't know.
	Maybe.
	And maybe the subscribers should tune in.
	I haven't been doing interviews for a couple months now.
	Is that good or bad?
	Like, I don't know.
	It just seems so awkward.
	Just that's bad.
	What do you think?
	I've actually been messaging him on Instagram a little bit, and he's super eager to get on the show.
	No, no, no.
	What do you think about me doing interviews on a regular basis?
	Like, James O'Keefe just uncovered.
	James O'Keefe just uncovered this neutron bomb of this leftist political group determined to burn this fucking country to the ground.
	I could get him on.
	He could explain it.
	Or I could just show you the link and you could look it up yourself.
	Is it better to talk to James O'Keefe about his latest scoop?
	I mean, I don't know about James O'Keefe.
	That would be dope if you had him on the show.
	But for Hallowed, I for sure think that that would be great for an interview.
	Are you Hallowed?
	No, I am not.
	No.
	I'm a Southern boy.
	He's a New York boy.
	True, okay.
	This is true.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Southern boy.
	I love Southern boys.
	I wish I wasn't allergic to heat.
	Heat.
	Hey, I'm going to jam with that mofo.
	Why don't you guys write a song?
	That's exactly what.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We're going to write some kind of cool song, and we're going to collab.
	Yeah, hello.
	Hello.
	Yeah, hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hey, listen, if you guys don't watch yourself, we're going to have a very serious amputation.
	Oh, shit.
	Not bad.
	You know what I'm saying?
	We do.
	Yes.
	Yes, we do.
	Please don't kill us.
	All right.
	So listen, man, there's one thing I wanted to talk.
	Hey, Ryan, it's great to talk to you, man.
	Great to talk to you, honestly.
	Hey, honestly, your career is quite the inspiration.
	Hey.
	It's not.
	You're like a funny Baba Booy.
	Hey, I appreciate it.
	Baba Booy is funny.
	Oh, you know what happened today?
	I was listening to Trump, and he said something funny.
	I was blown away.
	Ronnie, the limo driver, had a cockring, and it's called the Lamborghini of Cockrings, and it has all these features on it, like spikes and stuff.
	And then at one point, they're asking about all the things on it, and Howard Stern goes, does it have Bluetooth?
	And I was driving, I went, and then I went, holy shit, I just laughed at a Howard Stern joke.
	That happened to me.
	Oh, Howard Stern said something funny.
	Howard said that.
	Hey, Laura.
	One thing I like is like, Ryan, you know, you're sort of like Baba Bowie, but you got funny voices.
	You make good jokes.
	Like, there's a couple.
	I've been keeping track.
	I got a record here.
	Can you explain to me what is a head for tan?
	A head for what?
	Head for tan.
	What does that mean?
	Head 41.
	And then, yeah, there's something you said.
	One time the other guy over there, he says, he's talking about how the people over in Auschwitz, they were like skeletons.
	You could see their hips.
	And you said, Auschwitz.
	Ausch hips.
	That is another thing.
	You have a list of my ponium.
	Cubics or bonium, I remember, yeah.
	Have you found out what the food handle thing on a trash can is yet?
	I think it's.
	No.
	Step can.
	Step can.
	Oh, step can.
	Did I say step can?
	No, you said the food handle thing on my trash can.
	Okay, got it.
	And then you got interrupted by the other guy over there.
	I lost my rigidity when I was...
	That was recent.
	Hey, Gavin, listen, I want to tell you something.
	You made my friend rich.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah, they owned this house in Williamsburg, right around the corner from the Domino Sugar Factory.
	And it was a big place.
	It was like an old stable, horse stables.
	And they owned that house.
	This guy comes in and they offers him $100,000 around 2003.
	And they were like, oh, wow, that's not bad.
	But the brother was like, I don't want to do this because I was born here.
	I want to die here.
	Two years later, they offered him $500,000.
	So you made that guy rich by gentrifying that neighborhood.
	Well, you were.
	So good job.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Yeah, man.
	And I love the show.
	You guys are great.
	I listen all the time.
	I'm a subscriber, first-time listener, and long-time caller.
	That's it.
	You guys get to pick up the fucking vlog.
	This guy's great.
	Thanks for coming, dude.
	I'm totally sketched out by you, and I can't tell you.
	Hey, one last thing, Gabby.
	What?
	You know, that Lighthouse story I sent you.
	That's for your wife.
	This is not for you.
	That's your fucking lighthouse.
	Oh, no.
	Lighthouse Tom.
	Yes, that's me.
	Lighthouse Tom.
	That's for your wife, not you.
	Yeah, she's not interested.
	I'm telling you, it's a great story.
	Okay.
	Great story.
	Thanks for calling.
	I love you guys.
	I think it's great that we have a Lighthouse Tom.
	Holy shit.
	Isn't that kind of a wax guy?
	Send me his fucking lighthouse story.
	What's more boring than a lighthouse story?
	Just a lighthouse.
	That's funny.
	Lighthouse Tony rules.
	Tom.
	Kevin, I just made a piece of art that'll be going on the auction.
	Nice.
	Hey, brother, sisters.
	Colored ink.
	Nice.
	Go ahead.
	Can you hear me?
	Gab?
	Hey, Gab, did you hurt your toe when you stopped that skateboard in DC?
	No, it was my whole foot.
	I put my whole foot in.
	But it hurt, though, right?
	No, I put my whole foot in between his trucks.
	Oh, fuck.
	I was going to put you in for a purple heart, you know, for all that, like, dangerous service shit you're doing all day long.
	Purple toe?
	Yeah, purple toe.
	What a fucking.
	Well, whatever.
	But hey, I was in the military and all during the fucking Iraq bullshit.
	You know, I got thanked for my service.
	Whatever.
	It's awkward.
	Get first-class seats and all.
	That's cool.
	I loved it.
	I'm not going to deny that it sucked or anything, but it's humbling when people are like, thank you for your service.
	You don't know what to say?
	Well, that was conservatives back then.
	Now I'm fucking up here, or yeah, well, up here now, in Virginia, and I'm a fucking mailman, and I have a walking route.
	And goddammit, these fucking liberals, man, they, the bigotry, it's not bigotry, I don't know what to call it, but fuck, they just love thanking me for my service.
	How do they know you're a post office?
	How do they know you're a vet?
	How do they know you're a vet?
	No, no, they're thanking me for my service as a mailman.
	Oh.
	Because, you know, the whole like, Trump's trying to destroy the post office.
	Oh, my God.
	Are you getting more thank you?
	Are you getting more thank yous?
	Ten times fold.
	Ten times.
	Yes, and it's only liberals.
	Like, it's the people with the Biden signs in their yard.
	Which, by the way, the people with the Biden signs don't have an American flag on their house.
	And houses with American flags don't have a Biden sign.
	That is infuriating.
	Thank you for your fucking service.
	Thanks for your service.
	What a fucking mess.
	I got earpods on.
	I ignore them.
	It disgusts me.
	I'm fucking delivering mail.
	Like, fuck off.
	Yeah, you're delivering mail too often, by the way.
	Like, why do you guys have to come by three times a day?
	I can wait till tomorrow.
	That's some probably New York bullshit.
	I don't know about that.
	Thank you for your service three times a day for a fucking...
	You know, I talked to a British guy once, and he said, I have military pins.
	It's clear when I go out that I'm military.
	No one in Britain has ever said thank you for your service.
	I went to America once for tourism to go look at the Empire State Building and all that shit.
	And he goes, I heard, thank you for your service on a daily basis.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, I used to live in New York City, and I went to the Irish Parade in uniform and everything.
	And the love was real and sincere there.
	And, you know, America loves the military.
	But you could tell a liberal wouldn't come up to you and be like, thank you for your service.
	But the exact opposite now in my life is happening with these fucking liberal beta people fucking.
	Oh, thank you.
	You're so great.
	We need you.
	Well, don't fucking throw away any ballots when we start the mail-ins.
	Fuck no, man.
	We got spooks like watching us all the time.
	Not the dark ones, but like the secret agent dudes watching us.
	Make sure we don't do that stuff.
	Good.
	Yeah.
	All right, man.
	Have a good one.
	Thanks for coming.
	You didn't win a thing.
	I'm sorry.
	And you never will.
	Oh, damn.
	You're a loser.
	You are gay.
	You ever seen that guy, the Chinese guy?
	People will try to stop you.
	He's like a Chinese billionaire who wants to help you get rich.
	And he's like, but when people try to stop you getting rich, you say, you're a loser.
	Get out of my way.
	Maybe the way to find that would be like a message.
	You are a loser.
	Get out of my way.
	All over the world, as well as in China.
	No, that's not him.
	In the book, Carnage was the king of video drops.
	And I wonder if Derek Beckle still does them.
	I don't see any TV Carnage on YouTube anymore.
	The long-ass motherfucking time ago, nigga.
	All right, next call.
	All right.
	All right.
	We've got Hudson from Nashville.
	Yo, Ryan, you there?
	I am.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, I want to talk about that Biden ad, but beforehand, Gavin, you'll get a kick out of this.
	So a Nigerian buddy of mine I went to school with, we used to watch TGMS a lot.
	And he hadn't, you know, we moved apart.
	He hadn't seen you in a while.
	And he watched, get off my lawn for the first time, hadn't seen you in four years.
	And he's looking at you always confused.
	And he goes, why are you gray?
	Hilarious.
	Goodbye.
	Anyways, yeah, Ryan, check out the mailbag.
	I emailed it to you.
	It's a Joe Biden ad from his fucking official YouTube page.
	And there's something really bizarre that happens in it.
	Just type in bizarre Biden ad in the mailbag.
	Gotcha.
	Oh, I think I remember seeing this email.
	Yeah, so it's about, so I'm the only person I know that I love battle rap.
	And they paid for two battle rappers named Charlie Clitz and DNA to do this like woke.
	It's one of the most cringy things you'll ever see battle about Biden, but there's a really weird edit in it like twice.
	227.
	Yeah.
	Legit.
	227.
	And then there's one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go like 10 seconds in, and then there's another one at like 3.30.
	Okay, so 10 seconds in.
	I mean, it's time coded at 223, but I'll go 10 seconds here.
	Here, I'm going to mute y'all.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Just so people.
	I'm going to mute you.
	Let's see here.
	10 seconds in, so they know what's what.
	They get the title card, and then 223.
	All right, that's the setup for it, and then 2207.
	Hey, did you know that unemployment for African Americans is up this 4%?
	So when you tell me to go and vote, go and vote, well, the reason why it's such a hard one?
	Because how we expect our people to get jobs, and the president can't even get the job done.
	Trump is the apprentice, but now it's our turn to do the firing and review everything must impulse even before we hire him.
	Brianna.
	Huh.
	So is that like motherfucker, or was it doesn't sound like it?
	Data that doesn't comply.
	Think that the latter turn to do the firing and review everything must impulse even before we hire him.
	And review every that could have been a pejorative, but the 227 one seemed like it was a number, like a stat.
	I think these guys got their lines wrong.
	Ah, and they and then the staff went, oh, fuck, the shoot's over.
	That's just like zero zero up.
	Right.
	Missy Elliott, you're from Yaku.
	Yeah.
	Did you know that unemployment for African Americans is up?
	Missing your feet 0%?
	He got the percentage.
	Yeah, that's what happened.
	He got the percentage wrong, and the director was too much of a pussy to pay attention to what they're doing.
	He's just like, let's just get this done and get out of here.
	I think the producer was a gay Asian.
	No offense, Ryan.
	No offense.
	Only half offense taken.
	Quarter.
	And yeah, he sort of, he fucking just got out of there early and they didn't fix the mistakes.
	So they had to zero them.
	That's fascinating.
	Yeah, wow.
	You really, you listen to every single line of that thing, huh?
	Yeah, well, dude, that can't be it because Battle Rap is so Hollywood now.
	Like, they take cuts.
	Like, since the pandemic, like URL and like King of the Dodgers are like two leagues.
	They record this shit privately and like and they fed up.
	It's a whole production.
	So my theory is that they said something that could have been taken out of context for pro-Trump and they were just like, oh, fucking only black people care about this anyways.
	Edited it.
	So what's your theory on what just happened?
	I think they said, I think Clips, Charlie Clips, the fat guy, well, they're both kind of fat, said like a black unemployment number that was like pro-Trump.
	And then they were just like, you're also right.
	They're too lazy.
	And they're like, oh, fucking Republicans can take that out of context.
	And then I don't know what DNA said in the end, but they literally, they're so brazen and they don't give a shit about lying to your face.
	And I just thought this was such a good example of that.
	Yeah, that is a great example of that.
	I think you're right.
	He said a good stat that sounded good for Trump and they went, no, no, we can't show this.
	Yeah, they said unemployment is up.
	And it's like, we'd rather have it sound like he's speaking in tongues.
	Yeah.
	And maybe they're right.
	Maybe that was where, like, I can't remember who was saying this, but they said, you know, that stupid shit where you come out and you say like something Spanish, oh, Puerto Vida or something.
	It does actually work.
	And his family.
	Oh, dude, I hate that.
	Cool.
	That's the thing that I say.
	I know.
	I hate when people say one word in a Spanish accent, like Nijaragua.
	These people are coming down from Estabado and Guacamada.
	Yeah, we have to listen to the Latino community.
	Let's feel it.
	You know what's funny is the inverse of that.
	Like if you ever put on Telemundo and the announcer would be like, Soya, Yoshangores, Grandon, Telemundo, and John Williams.
	Yeah, I like that.
	Well, I grew up in Montreal where they'd be talking about Michael Jackson.
	All right, bye.
	Thanks for calling.
	I forgot to do the fade.
	All right, we'll start doing the fade.
	Fading them out.
	Isaiah.
	Isaiah.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Yo, hey, Brian.
	Yep.
	All right, yo, what's going on?
	First of all, Gavin, thanks for red-killing my girlfriend and I. We're broke, bronx, natives.
	When I first found out about you, I saw that picture of you with the checkered yellow suit and I was like, oh, this guy looks pretty scary.
	And then I saw far, right?
	I'm like, all right, steer clear.
	And then I'm like, all right, let me go back to this guy.
	Then I realized you were funny.
	I saw that you were saying, nay, I'm like, all right, this guy's kind of edgy.
	I can rock with him.
	So I appreciate that.
	Secondly, I just had a question for you.
	As far as losing friends go because of your conservative views, how do you deal with that, you know, being young and stuff like that?
	Like me and my girlfriend, you know, we lose friends left and right because we express certain views pro-Trump and shit like that.
	And then people just kind of ditch us.
	So what do you think we should do in that situation?
	Well, first of all, they're not your friends.
	You know, if I heard a friend of mine fucked a kid, the first thing I would do is call him up and go, wait, what?
	What the fuck are people saying, dude?
	And get to the Bottom of it.
	I wouldn't just go, ah, fuck him.
	He fucks kids.
	I would try to find out if it was true or not, obviously.
	And these people don't do that, so they're not your friends.
	They're more concerned with their own reputation than yours.
	And the other thing, especially in New York City, it's pretty easy to find pals.
	Like, I was talking to my wife the other day, and I said, my parents have lost their friends in Florida because of Trump, and they're pro-Trump.
	And she said, I wish he was never born.
	And I was like, yeah, I'm sure there's lots of like moms in Scotland during Braveheart Days that wish he was never born because, you know, they saw the fires and they saw all these other problems.
	And they thought, I wish that we didn't have to have these wars.
	I wish we'd just fucking kiss the English's ass.
	So in any conflict, you're going to see people saying, you know, I'm out.
	And those aren't the warriors.
	Those aren't the ones that shape society.
	Those are the pussies.
	And your friends are pussies.
	They weren't your friends.
	Like, it's so, I said to my wife, I go, I got like 9 million friends.
	I live in a super liberal area, but I found the MAGA dudes.
	I found the MAGA dads.
	I got to drive a couple miles sometimes to get to the bar.
	And I hooked up with those guys and I got my crew.
	Like, my 50th birthday was packed.
	So no matter how bad things get, yes, if you're gay, you're going to lose your whole crew and your bars.
	If you're black in New York, you're going to lose your whole crew and your bars.
	But as soon as you stray from that, it's really easy, you know, if you're not in a rural area, and rural areas are fine, by the way, with Trump, you're going to find a new scene.
	You just got to be patient.
	True.
	And fuck these ass.
	What was the name of that bar?
	What was Strange Crew?
	What?
	The name of that bar that was like punk and pro mega with the Strange Crew?
	Oh.
	I don't know.
	A punk pro MAGA bar?
	When did I mention that?
	I feel like...
	Oh, it was a Strange Love.
	Oh, yeah.
	Strange Love.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, that bar.
	It's right by the Hudson Malone's there on 3rd Avenue.
	Yeah, if you're MAGA, go to that bar in your MAGA hat and talk about how cool they are.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right, nice.
	All right.
	He got the fade.
	You got faded, motherfucker.
	Nick Jr.
	Go ahead, Nick Jr.
	What's up?
	Do you have a Fed-friendly threat first?
	What?
	Do you have a Fed-friendly threat?
	One of those weird threats?
	No, no, I don't want to do any threats.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	You sound serious.
	I was at a bar here in California and I wore my Trump hat in there.
	It was like right before he got elected.
	And the bouncer asked me to leave.
	And I was like, no, no, it's all right.
	Because it wasn't like a super serious bouncer.
	I mean, I think he might just be a friend of the bar people.
	But then they kicked me out.
	I decided to leave anyways because of their anti-Trump stances.
	Bar sucked.
	As I'm walking out, some other people are like, you got to get out of here with that hat.
	And I'm like, I don't want to do anything.
	You tell me too bad.
	I was leaving anyway.
	I'm leaving anyways.
	And then they called the police on me.
	I was arrested for drunk in public.
	And I decided to go to some rehab for the money to escape from.
	You got to rest.
	Yeah, they kicked me out of their bar.
	I went there drunk.
	I was already drunk.
	And then they kicked me out and called the police on me.
	He said I was drunk in public.
	And they took me to rehab and I jumped over the fence.
	But the reason I called was because two shows ago, you said something about Juju's, Gavin.
	I'm just curious if there's a story behind that, why you pronounced that that way.
	It's called Canada.
	I also say Mario Brothers.
	I also say Pasta.
	I also say NASA.
	I say NASA.
	No, it's my dad's.
	My dad told me when he was a kid, he thought they were called Juju's.
	And he felt like an idiot when he found out they were Jujupies.
	They're not Jujupies to me.
	They're Jujupes.
	Dude, I got to tell you something.
	So in California, when McCarthyism was a thing, they were the fucking lefty, whatever, legislation.
	What am I talking about?
	The lawyers, the justice system was really concerned about communists being ostracized for being communists and being kicked out of restaurants for being communists.
	So it is the only state in the Union that has this incredible, what's the word, legal precedent, background for people being kicked out of establishments for their political beliefs.
	And there was a case where a guy was wearing a Nazi pin and he went into a diner.
	I think this is like 1980 or something.
	And they said, take that off.
	Please just sit down.
	He said, no, no, no, no.
	He sued them for a bunch of money.
	So you have an excellent case against this bar.
	They didn't explicitly say you can't wear that hat in here.
	It was just obvious.
	Yeah, we tried to sue for that in New York, and the guy lost because New York State doesn't have those kind of laws.
	California, thanks to liberals, ironically, has these laws.
	So you can get a lawyer and look into fucking these guys over because you have a great case.
	But they didn't say, oh, you've got that MAGA hat on.
	They were just like, they looked at it and said, get out of here.
	And I wasn't like, why?
	Because I got a hat on.
	I just kind of ignored them and then left anyways.
	Well, what if you try it again and kind of, you know, Veritas it?
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Maybe I should try it again.
	Yeah.
	We did that, right?
	Yeah, we did.
	I did a video for you.
	It's before we were working together.
	Again, McKinnisher, I went over there at this MAGA bar that this woman had got kicked out for wearing a hat.
	So I tried doing it.
	I couldn't even get past the bouncer and record the thing.
	Well, I'm going to try out.
	I'll try it.
	I'll put on a MAGA hat, go to the bars.
	Try a bunch of different bars, maybe.
	All right, buddy, thanks for coming.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Bye-bye.
	He actually made He actually got the goodbye out before the fade.
	I'm making some fun art here.
	It's not good.
	But we have our Trump picture.
	Oh, shit, dude.
	What?
	Oh, fuck.
	I'm getting black ink on the fucking good.
	Black ink on the blade.
	I don't.
	Why the fuck?
	Gary.
	Oh, I saw Gary the other day.
	I have some disinfectant.
	Okay, get disinfectant.
	I saw Gary, I think, yesterday.
	He had his mask on on his head, on his forehead.
	Okay, let's disinfect this ink stain.
	Ink stain, you're online.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Alright, you can clean up from Gary real quick.
	Fuck, it's not Gary.
	It's ink, dude.
	It's staining the white table.
	At least it's off the screen.
	Gary Ink.
	No, it's Gabby Inc.
	Gary Ink.
	Ah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I just wanted to call in.
	The whole...
	God damn it.
	The dogs.
	Fucking dogs.
	You know, it's love-hate with dogs, because on the one hand, you go, shut the fuck up.
	And then on the other hand, you go, thanks for being my alarm and telling me if someone is suspicious outside.
	Yeah, but I live at a doggy daycare.
	There's like hundreds of dogs here.
	I live at a doggy daycare.
	Come on.
	That wasn't good.
	Yeah.
	No, I guess not.
	No, I really do.
	Anyway, so I called because, you know, I like the whole Fred Perry.
	Jesus Christ, these dogs.
	Anyway, but I got a Fred Perry shirt, and apparently because of the Proud Boys, you can't get the whole double gold shoulder coupling thing, and there's like one white, one gold now because of that.
	What do you think about that?
	I don't care.
	I mean, I wear a fake one.
	Proudboys made their own rip-offs.
	But yeah, I think it's funny.
	It's like, also, the other problem is Proud Boys are huge in Australia and Britain.
	So, like, what did you think was going to happen?
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	I think, actually, what would be awesome is if the Proud Boys added Jesus into their group, and then they could be the PB and J. That's a good idea.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Fun call.
	Good angles.
	Good ideas.
	I would hate to work at a fucking doggy daycare, wouldn't you?
	Yeah.
	What do they do there?
	They express anal glands?
	What is this?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They do that.
	What is that?
	What is that?
	They have this buildup of it's used for when they're scared and stuff like that.
	They use it, the scent, the stinky scent, and it builds up if they don't get to use it.
	And so they have to go ahead and squeeze and express the glands.
	I wouldn't sign up for that in 8 billion years.
	It's pretty gross.
	Like, I'd rather just fuck homeless men.
	Why would you ever sign up for a job where you express anal glands?
	What does that look like?
	Well, WikiHow is here to show you how.
	Now, this isn't what I'm trying to show you, but this is.
	Okay, here we go.
	So we got expressing of the glands.
	Of course, you're going to have your dog.
	Oh, my God.
	What are those holes?
	Well, that's a sign.
	Oh, my God.
	If a dog is scooting or licking the anal area, occasional release at inappropriate times.
	But what do they do?
	Red skin.
	Bleeding or drainage.
	You just go.
	And what comes out?
	Like shit?
	No, a foul smell.
	It's similar to seafood, but spoiled seafood.
	What the fuck?
	So it's just air?
	It's, yeah, it's this, well, probably a liquid of some sort that sprays.
	Oh, my God, it's a liquid?
	Similar to a scum.
	You express the glands.
	You'll feel a slight bulge about cherry size when pressing inward just below the anus.
	Why would you do that?
	Well.
	Why would you agree to that?
	Oh, here's this is phrased lovely.
	Emptying the glands depends on pressing in the right place.
	If you can't feel the quote-unquote cherries, you're either in the wrong place or the glands don't need emptying.
	So you're just fishing around for no good reason.
	Sometimes only one gland is full.
	I'm selling this.
	This is garbage.
	What do you got?
	This is gay, stupid, shitty, drunk garbage.
	Oh, ew.
	See the leakage?
	If you're milking correctly, the liquid...
	It's liquid.
	Should become leakage.
	If nothing's coming out, try adjust the fingers.
	The liquid smells strongly of fish and may be anything from a clear, smooth consistency to a brownish, grainy substance.
	Pretty gross, huh?
	Very, very gross.
	Possibly the grossest thing on earth.
	How much money would it to take one shot?
	Oh, Jesus.
	To do like an anal gland thing, I would do it for $6,500.
	That's it?
	Yeah.
	Money's money, dude.
	Nigga gotta eat.
	Clayton.
	Hello.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, I got a question.
	I'm 18 years old, and I live in a white suburban neighborhood.
	And I've never gotten to fight with someone.
	And I want to, but I don't want to get shot.
	I don't want to get stabbed.
	How do I get into a fight?
	How do I grow a pair of balls?
	Why don't you just go to a boxing gym?
	Sign up for just spar with someone.
	It doesn't have to be a real fight to the death.
	Just go box, and then they'll set you up with a sparring partner, and then you can have a normal fight.
	Yeah, that's the best idea.
	You never know.
	People could be fucking crazy, dude.
	You have no idea.
	You don't want to be out there on the streets looking for fucking brawls.
	Jesus, dude.
	Go to Iron.
	Well, yeah, that's why I said it.
	It's kind of risky nowadays.
	You know, well, any day.
	Yeah, you want to be ready to fight if you have to fight.
	But as far as like, it's not something you need to accomplish.
	You want to be there if like someone...
	Well, I feel like I needed to be like, you know, a man.
	Well, if you want that.
	What about having one of your friends punch you in the face, not the hardest he could, but just see if you could take a punch.
	Yeah.
	You know.
	If you're really eager to fight this far, it'll work itself up.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Half of these calls I don't trust.
	Half of the calls I'm thinking, are you some sort of fed thing trying to make me say, go out there and beat up people?
	Well, for the most part, I could see that they've called in before.
	A lot of these are repeat callers.
	Very few.
	This is a new caller.
	Been on the line 31 minutes.
	Josh, topic is music.
	Hey, boys, how you doing?
	Hey, man.
	What's up?
	Big, big shout-out to you guys from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
	You helped me and my boys get through the COVID crisis.
	Oh, hey.
	Fuck, that is a cold part of town, boys.
	Yeah, we just had our first snowfall of the year this year, Gavin, today.
	Yeah, we're not going to get that in New York for another fucking three months.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	Lucky you.
	Lucky you, boys.
	Anyways, quick question for you, Gavin, about your vice days.
	On your trips out west back in the late 90s, did you ever listen to a band called The Smalls?
	The Smalls?
	What are they called?
	Yeah, The Smalls.
	The Smalls.
	That rings a bell.
	Not much of a bell, though.
	I believe they're out of Tabor, Alberta.
	But they used to play a lot of gigs in Edmonton, Alberta here.
	And similar to the SNFU sound.
	Yeah, I'm sorry, my friend.
	I'm drawing a blank.
	No worries.
	I was going to ask you what your opinion is about him, but since you can't recall, it's not a big deal.
	But did you know that Chai Pig died about two months ago?
	No, I did not know that.
	You didn't?
	I heard about that.
	What did he die of?
	I believe the outlets said something like just medical complications.
	If it's Vancouver, it's got to be smack.
	Sorry?
	If it's Vancouver, it's got to be smack.
	Yeah, or maybe just some disease he got shooting something out.
	Oh, like Hep Cucking pork.
	You never know.
	You never know.
	You know, I remember seeing him in the 80s, and Nazi skinheads would come to their shows because they wanted to beat up minorities, but there just wasn't any.
	So they had a minority.
	They had an Asian.
	And he would just fucking beat the shit out of anyone who came near him.
	Like, he was fearless.
	They would storm the stage, and he would jump from the stage and just start brawling.
	Wow.
	He was a fucking badass.
	Yeah, I saw SNFU at a bar back in 1997 here at Edmonton called The Rev. No longer exists, but that's where I saw him.
	Quality, dude.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, well, you interrupt.
	I'd like to end calls early.
	Got another new caller, Jonathan, talking about Jews and Muslims in Queens.
	My three favorite groups.
	Yeah, we'll get in Queens.
	So listen, first of all, I'm Jewish and religious, not Haredi or anything, but really pissed about the way they always behave anyway.
	So listen, you got to look up.
	The Shiites have this holiday called Arba'in Jalut.
	And they had a whole procession in Queens of like thousands of them October 5th.
	You got to look this up.
	And they're beating their chests.
	No masks, no New York Times headlines, no coverage at all in the media.
	It's just always the Jews who are good.
	I'm going to need a spelling on that.
	I'm at the point now where I take the left narrative and I go, awesome.
	Like when they say, it's only the fucking Orthodox Jews who are out defying these orders.
	And I go, good.
	Good.
	Defy these fucking orders.
	Thank God for Orthodox Jews.
	A-R-B-A-E-E-N-J-A-L-O-O-S.
	Queens, October 5th.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Also, in regards to the guy in the Howard Stern show, I found that most often when these secular Jews, like I went to public school and everything, so when they like to dig on other Jews,
	they think that it's going to give them some credit among non-Jews, but they don't get it that non-Jews aren't judgmental towards actually religious Jews or anything.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	They think that we all hate Orthodox Jews and Hasids, and Hasids are giving Jews a bad name.
	And you go, anyone, like, I've never not lived around Hasids.
	I moved to Montreal, northern Montreal, in 88, upstate New York, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
	They've always been my neighbors.
	And they're unusual.
	They're very, very focused on their religion.
	They don't give a shit about Goyam or anyone else, but they're like evangelicals in a sense.
	Orthodox Jews are just normal conservative, they're like conservative Christians.
	But ginos, I call them, Jews in name only, they are not, they're not ride or die niggas.
	And they cannot wait to throw their fellow Jews under the bus Because for them, their Judaism is fashion.
	And it's about pretending to be black.
	Or the food.
	Or like tricks like Jeff Rogan, Seth Rogan, who just used Jewish stereotype to make movies lampooning Jews while having no other real background to anything.
	Yeah, like let's quiz them on the Torah, these fucking people.
	And I was at my baseball tournament recently, and there was a Jewish woman who was like, I was talking about Nickelodeon, and I said it was weird.
	There was Muslims, Orthodox Jews.
	I'm not talking about Hasidic Jews.
	Just the Yamakah and the maybe the odd like stringy belt and blacks.
	And she goes, oh, Orthodox Jews.
	No, thank you.
	And then she goes, I can say that because I'm a Jew.
	And I thought, no, you can't bitch.
	I don't like that.
	No, you can't bitch.
	I don't like that fucking shitting on your same religion because they like Trump.
	That's what they've done.
	Because Orthodox and Hesidim love Jews.
	I mean, sorry, love Trump.
	The sort of secular Jews have just said, you know what?
	Fuck you, brother.
	Fuck you, my religion.
	Fuck you.
	You know, I don't know.
	I don't like to always bring up the Holocaust, but the Jews in Germany were generally pretty secular and were really a part of the German society.
	In Poland and, you know, in Greece and everywhere else, the Jews were pretty, the Jews were much more religious and separate.
	And, you know, we all were, in the end, it was all one thing together.
	So Hitler went after the China.
	Hitler went after the secular Jews?
	Yeah, I mean, he went after everyone.
	He didn't care.
	Didn't make a difference between...
	He didn't say, oh, you know, you're not religious.
	You're a third generation.
	You're George Soros atheist.
	They ended up in the same place.
	So were most of the Jews in the Holocaust secular Jews?
	No, most were actually religious Jews.
	Because that would have been interesting.
	No, yeah, people try to make that argument, but it doesn't really hold much water.
	Because in Germany, they were mostly secular, but in Poland, where it's much more densely populated Jewish.
	10% of the population.
	There's 10,000 Jews in Poland now.
	Oh, by the way, the countries that constantly get attacked for racism, like Hungary, Poland, I have friends who live in Hungary.
	A lot safer than in any of these other countries like Amsterdam, like in Holland or in Germany.
	There's a lot of Jews in Hungary.
	I have friends who live in Hungary.
	There's no no-go zones.
	In Amsterdam, in Holland, it's like the nicest country, nicest people.
	I have friends that live there.
	There's areas they don't go in Amsterdam.
	You just don't go there.
	I've talked to that angry foreigner there in Sweden, and he said the Jews there are saying, can you stop with all this multiculturalism?
	We're in danger.
	Like, we're going to get killed.
	Maamo used to have tons of Jews.
	There's none there anymore.
	I watched this guy get into it.
	Oh, but on a more lighter note, you got to look up this video called Wecon the World.
	It was after, it was from like 10 years ago.
	And it was like after the Turkish, you know, where they sent the aid flotilla to Gaza, which was empty and didn't actually have any aid in it.
	And then when the Israelis went to go raid and look to see if they had weapons, they were beaten like half to death.
	So they made this parody video of the song We Are the World called We Con the World.
	You gotta find it.
	You'd actually like it.
	Dude, I've got to do something about your voice.
	What are you talking about?
	You're constantly cracking your voice.
	You sound like the teenager in the fifth.
	Oh, sorry.
	Sorry.
	No, it's fine.
	Did you hear what I said?
	Yes.
	I have said we're still making fun of you, though.
	I haven't pulled up.
	But is there anything you wanted to say about that Arbidine Imam Julus thing in Queens?
	Because I haven't pulled up.
	Is it just weird?
	No, just.
	No, I'm just saying, like, they're hitting themselves and no social distancing.
	And the media didn't cover it.
	True.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	You're talking about that voice.
	There, that's better.
	The feeling is very funny.
	Maybe I should just mudge it now.
	Pretty big.
	Because Queensland was culturally diverse.
	Because you got all the Koreans there.
	Probably.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	I had this guy call me and he's like, hey man, I have a Muslim who wants to join Proud Boys and he's concerned about what you said.
	And you have anything I should tell him?
	I was like, I don't know.
	Why don't you ask him why his prophet fucked a nine-year-old?
	It's pretty good.
	Yeah, we'll start there.
	I got a question first.
	It's not really my job to make sure Muslims feel okay in the Proud Boys.
	What am I looking at now?
	This is the We Con the World parody.
	When we need to make a show for the world, the web and CNN.
	Hollywood, we call it.
	There's no Palestinian show some fucking child getting murdered.
	What we can do is create the greatest blood for all.
	We must go on, pretending day by day That in Gaza.
	This crisis, hunger, and plague.
	That was my biggest beef when I was in Israel.
	I was like, you guys are too kind.
	They have a Muslim area in fucking Israel.
	And you know what they do there?
	They bitch about the roads being less good than in the Jewish parts of town.
	Don't they have a seat in their parliament or something?
	Yes, there's Muslims in parliament.
	Does it go the other way?
	Of course, fucking not.
	Israelis can't be in Gaza at all.
	We're peaceful travelers with guns and our own knives.
	That is pretty funny.
	All right.
	How are we doing for time here?
	We're down to last minute.
	Last call.
	New caller, Michelle Troy Duffy.
	This is a three-namer first-time caller.
	Yo.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	You sound like Siri.
	Oh, no.
	No, I'm not.
	I'm not a three-namer.
	I'm Michelle, and my subject was Troy Duffy.
	Oh, I see.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And Ryan, that's gross.
	I think it was a female comedian you guys were talking about.
	I think.
	That's sounding more familiar.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, blonde, maybe.
	I don't remember.
	Crappers.
	Anyway, have you heard of the movie Boondock Saints?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Billy Connolly's in it.
	Okay.
	Yeah, so good.
	All right.
	Do you know anything about the guy who wrote it, Troy Duffy?
	Yeah, wasn't he a nut bar who ruined his career by being an asshole?
	Well, kind of, yeah.
	But he blamed it on Harvey Weinstein.
	See, I'm watching, I started the G-M-O-L, G-O-M-L, yeah, that's right.
	From the beginning, and right now you're talking about Harvey Weinstein a lot, so it just crossed my mind that he had done this documentary.
	And in the documentary, he, I think it was the premiere of his movie, and he was standing outside on the sidewalk in front of the building, and a car had jumped the curb.
	And he said that that was Harvey Weinstein that he'd hired somebody to kill him.
	Which I remember seeing that documentary and thinking, what a fucking dumb lunatic.
	And now that doesn't sound so crazy.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Well, like I said, as I was watching it, it was like so relevant.
	And so I thought I would call in and talk about that.
	And also something you had said, I think it was the Columbus Day episode, 2017.
	It was like the best comparison.
	You said that talking to me in between...
	Sorry.
	Thanks for watching.
	It was like having a staring contest with an owl.
	Wait, one more time?
	I was like, that was brilliant.
	One more time.
	You said that talking to Antifa women was like having a staring contest with an owl.
	Yeah.
	I love that.
	That was great.
	I've already used it.
	It's great.
	I appreciate that.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	And yeah, this is why we have to stop poo-pooing these alleged conspiracy theorists and say, well, maybe they have a point.
	I appreciate that you're out there researching something and making accusations because a lot of the times they're true.
	Well, thank you, but thank yourself as well because you are inspiring me.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Like you more than a friend.
	We got some loose ends tied up here.
	Oh, good.
	We do.
	Let's see.
	So here we go.
	He's on the Federalist.
	There we go.
	That's what I was looking for.
	Thank you.
	I'm so glad.
	Who sent that in?
	The person that sent that in is JV.
	Thank you, JV.
	Thank you, sir.
	Whitmer kidnapping plot.
	Whitmer kidnapping plot may have been an FBI entrapment of a bunch of crack.
	Exactly.
	A recent thwarted plan to take Michigan Democrat Governor Gretchen Whitmer could have been an FBI entrapment.
	A defense attorney suggested on Tuesday for one of six men charged with conspiracy kidnap.
	Scott Graham argued in court.
	There's no real plan to capture Whitney.
	The accused were merely acting as militia wannabes who engage in a big talk between crackpots.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Let's see the FBI guy, though.
	Let's see.
	Scott Graham specifically asked Task about his testimony.
	Keep going down.
	Graham argued in court that it was the FBI's own informant involved with this group that was actively encouraging the others to engage in illegal activity.
	Now, again, these others were not fucking Proud Boys.
	They were Antifa.
	But that still doesn't absolve the FBI of entrapping morons and convincing them to get involved in a kidnapping plot.
	Anyway, they had that same, remember the Newberg Sting?
	It was a documentary that's close to where I grew up there, but they had the same thing.
	It was the FBI, what's it called?
	They pretty much stirred and created this whole thing.
	It was just a bunch of retards, and they entrapped them and made them buy missiles and shit.
	Buy missiles.
	Yeah, or RPG.
	What do you think of all this, Trump?
	You're not a nice person.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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