Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
It's a little kid named Nick Radigan from Nevada, Desert Bowe.
Lived all over, but I think he's back in the desert now.
Maybe he's in LA.
He's very popular.
This is his current incarnation, and that is Current Joy.
That's what they're called.
This song is the unbearable lightness of being.
Very popular with the kids.
I like the way girls are dressing now.
As a dad, I'm a fan of this.
They're not slutty.
They're wearing like baggy sweatshirts and big 90s jeans, and they don't look like whores.
They look kind of like punky riot girls seems to be the thing.
That's not Nick Radigan.
It's just a fan video they made.
Welcome back to the show.
It is Tuesday, October 6th.
Everything you're going to see from now to November is some sort of election strategy.
So if they say if it's about COVID, it means a bunch of research data analysts have said Trump's weakest thing is COVID.
So say that he's killed 200,000 people.
That has to be our focus.
COVID, COVID, COVID.
And then the right has probably said the riots make Biden look really bad.
So let's just go riots, riots, riots.
So if you vote for Trump, you're going to die of COVID because he's terrible at disease and he murders people.
If you vote for Biden, there's going to be anarchy in the streets.
Your house is going to burn down.
They're both going for fear.
I like change.
Change and hope.
That's what we've got here.
And then Cuomo, our ridiculous governor who asked, threatened to beat me up, said he's a Queens boy.
Ooh.
I don't know who's stupider, Andrew or Chris Cuomo.
It's amazing that they take up so much of New York's eye space conversation.
Jesus Lord.
Anyway, he's shutting down all the schools here in New York again.
He's an imbecile.
And he's also telling us where we can and can't go.
I might not be able to go to my kids' baseball tournament this weekend because the dictator has said it.
And so when Tucker said to them last night, he goes, who do you think you are?
God?
He's shutting down churches.
This is why in that 10 Things I Hate About the Jews thing, the jokey video I did, I was saying, let's come together.
Because what churches, who's getting hurt by this?
I don't have any product in my hair today because I was dressed as Antifa.
Jews and Christians are hurt by this.
America is only 1% Muslims.
So when you say fuck the church, you're saying fuck Jews and fuck Christians.
So we should come together and be anti-Cuomo.
Today's book is a beautiful coffee table book forward by Hunter Thompson of, I believe he's my favorite artist, Ralph Stedman.
I love that he invented his own way of drawing, you know?
And this has some of his best work, the stuff he did with Hunter.
I mean, he conceived of this whole making a mess and then turning it into a beautiful pen and ink drawing.
Jesus, look what he did to these Polaroids.
Just absolutely fantastic.
As far as coffee table books go, this is the gift that keeps on giving.
You're on a boring phone call and you have that on your desktop.
Where should we place that?
Do you think those would translate into good tattoos?
No.
Here's the thing about tattoos.
The things that translate best are right angles and stick and poke.
All these little ones I had made by the Jay Howell who did Bob's Burgers with his homemade gun, those are the best.
The worst thing about tattoos is round circles.
The absolute worst thing that you could ever tattoo in your body would be anything Mickey Mouse Disney.
I don't know why.
It looks good on paper, but on a person it looks terrible.
Let me see that.
These are kind of cool.
Yeah, those do look really good.
Holy shit.
What was that first one you showed?
This one's perfect.
That looks fantastic.
It really does.
Because I guess they can't duplicate the ink, so you end up with just a cool shape.
Oh.
That's horrible.
That?
The Hunter Thompson one?
Yeah, oh no, that.
Yeah, but the one to the left.
Yeah, the one to the left is really cool.
Too strange to live, too rare to die.
Ryan, I have a bone to pick with you.
Bone it up.
One of my Hulk maniac friends said Ryan chose the wrong version of that song.
That's not the Hulk version.
That's like the shitty AM radio version.
The Hulk version, he's playing his guitar.
And allegedly, Hulk Hogan claimed that if he had played bass and not chose wrestling, he would be in Metallica.
He's a good bass player, yeah.
He said he's one of the best in the world.
I don't know about that, but maybe.
Vince McMahon did a thing where he performed at the WWF thing and Hulk played it.
It's the Hulk and the Hulkomaniacs.
And it's kind of cringy, but the bass is very good.
So this is the real version?
This is the real version.
Yeah, that's the mouth there.
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and kill Hulk Hogan in his crib.
Oh my god.
I mean, basically the same song.
No.
Should we do a comparison?
Yes.
Okay.
Because that sounds anomalous.
It'll show you how wrong you are.
And also, it'll show you how tone-deaf you are and how you don't know about music, even though it's all you do.
You sit in the fag zone playing guitar.
It's not awesome.
How could you be so bad at guitar when that's all you do?
I'm amazing at guitar.
I'm one of the best guitarists you know.
I'm the best guitarist you know for sure.
I know Andrew W.K. I could blow him out the fucking water.
He's never soloed at lick in his life.
The guy, he's great at like building songs and layering.
I'll smoke that fool.
Listen to this.
Same song.
No, this sucks.
And it's got a synthesizer in it.
Okay, well, now here's the same part.
Yeah, but this synthesizer is cool.
What are you talking about?
Your synthesizer is gay.
There's no synthesizer.
My synthesizer is badass.
Are you hearing this?
Gay version?
Alright, close your eyes.
Which one's which?
I'm just going to drop the needle.
Okay, my eyes are closed.
No, they're not.
Yes, yes.
I'm looking at you.
What?
I can see you in the monitor.
You're being insane.
Why don't you turn the other way?
Okay, I am.
No, no, no, no, no.
What?
You're paranoid, dude.
All right.
So I'll play it.
So which one is this?
Which one is that?
That's a shitty one.
You just went.
You saw that?
Yeah, nice try.
I tried to mute the video.
Yeah, I know what you did.
I know what you did.
You have the IQ of a light bulb.
I have actual light bulbs for ideas.
That's crazy.
Talk.
Speaking of gay, I was talking to Ezra Levant last night.
I can't say that.
He's a fag.
No.
I was talking to Ezra Levant, and he goes, isn't it funny that the Canadian military is pushing that whole gay Proud Boys thing that we were talking about yesterday?
And I go, no, I mean, I kind of, he goes, no, Gavin, proud boys were kicked.
A gay Canadian military guy in the Navy was kicked out of the Navy, the Canadian Navy, for being a proud boy.
So in this picture, 2-1, we're jumping all the way to the bottom now because I said the word gay.
In this picture, you have two dudes making out to blow our minds and show you how tolerant the Canadian military is, right?
That is exactly how I kissed Milo, by the way, right?
And this same group kicked out, so they think they're blowing our mind, this same group kicked out a guy who was a native.
We don't say Native American up there, we say First Nations.
An Indian kicked him out.
He was third generation.
His grandfather was in World War II.
He's gone.
A gay man, a gay Indian, third generation military, was kicked out for being a prow boy, and they're telling us how tolerant they are towards gays.
Yeah, not unless, not if they go against you politically.
I did a video about it too, too.
While I was wearing a tutu.
I'm kidding.
Oh my God.
How's it going, A?
What if you heard that five servicemen, four sailors, one army corporal, were Nazis, joined a Nazi group, and heard there was an indigenous ceremony going on, and they went to wreck it because they're racist.
I would go, man, that sounds like leftist propaganda.
I'm going to look into that.
That sounds like bullshit.
That sounds like some teenager made up some bullshit story because she's bored.
And it sounds like the old left playing tricks again.
Yes, you'd be right to be dubious because you can look at bullshit like that.
Stop the witch hunt, savethe5.com.
You know what happened that we raised five or ten grand?
I can't remember.
Between five and ten grand.
Had a complaint written up in Toronto with a lawyer friend of ours.
And he said, I obviously can't submit it.
It has to be submitted in Halifax.
We spoke to every fucking lawyer in Halifax.
And none of them wanted to go near it because they didn't want it to be on their record.
They didn't want it to mar their career.
And when I say every lawyer, I mean me and the proud boys that were in shit for that.
A to Z yellow pages.
Can you believe that?
Can you believe?
Anyway, the hypocrisy is palpable.
Unrelated to any of this stuff, I stumbled upon this.
I had heard this as a thing.
And I know a dude who was molested as a young boy, like 11, his camp counselor blew him.
And I was like, let's go kill him now.
And he goes, no, I don't want to.
Let's get a lawyer.
Okay, he gets the lawyer.
The lawyer says, no evidence.
This would be very tough to prosecute.
And then they just ended up dropping it.
He told his parents.
His parents were like, well, yeah, just drop it.
So that's the frustrating thing about wanting to stand up for people.
A lot of the time the victims go, can you just drop this?
You're making it worse.
And I just, like, I want to call the guy and go, I know what you did in 1981.
And I'm going to find you.
Just to make him poop his pants.
Anyway, the law doesn't seem to handle this kind of thing very well.
And the victims don't seem to handle it very well because they're so traumatized.
They often just want to let it waste away.
I know girls who were genuinely me too'd, bona fide me too'd.
And they begged and pleaded with me not to do anything about it.
So what am I going to do?
Go beat up some director in Hollywood after being begged not to?
That's pretty good.
He definitely didn't do that.
What do you mean?
You think that was an imagination?
Yeah, he's just too on.
He's too confident.
And the crowd cares, and they didn't like...
As soon as he said he murdered somebody, they would just stop it.
They'd be like, get him the fuck out of here.
They'd start running.
Right.
Oops.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Which is sad.
But I saw this cool thing, Predator Poachers of Toronto.
And, no, it's in the notes, Ryan, one, two.
And what they do is they set up these calls.
How do you not beat the living shit out of this guy?
So just hold on.
Let me just give you the backdrop.
So this guy was there to meet a 13-year-old.
piece of human garbage with the iq of 88.
it's gonna kill trump ha ha and now the problem is they made covet out to be a specter, and he killed it in a couple days.
So now they're like, it's not that bad.
Or more.
When Trump first went to the hospital, he said, he's lying.
He doesn't have COVID.
It's an act.
And now they're like, now he's saying it's nothing?
So Chris Cuomo is an expert, of course, on COVID because he had it, right?
Oh, yeah.
And he can't believe that Trump is poo-pooing this disease.
It almost killed him.
What is with Chris Cuomo's like head?
You know what I mean?
It's always set back.
It's set back like an inch.
Yeah, it is.
Surely when you're talking to people, you're sort of leaning forward.
He's always got this sort of like, like he's talking to someone taller than him, but looking at their tits.
He's talking to a tall man's tits.
Love that band.
Hey, we're tall man's tits.
One, two, three, four.
You're talking like a tall man's tits.
What's up?
We're tall man's tits.
We're opening for dirty pencils.
I went play mini putt with my son.
And when you're done with the score, there's a big thing where you put your pencils back and the sign says dirty pencils.
It's a great name for a band.
Great.
Yes.
And then my seven-year-old goes, why?
Oh, my son, Johnny told me a scary story the other day.
He was, um, it was a nightmare he had, and he was being attacked by a blobster who was biting him.
Dang.
And I think he was confusing lobsters and blobfish.
And he thought it was one creature, a blobster.
So that's one of those things when your kid says that and you're with your wife, you're walking on eggshells because you want to keep blobster going.
Yeah.
But you don't, you're paranoid because someone's going to go, what?
You mean lobster or blobfish?
There's no such thing as a blobster.
So you're like, yeah.
And you're sort of kicking her feet on the table.
Yeah.
So it was a blobster, was it?
Like when he called a sloth a slog.
I was ready with a fucking handgun to shoot anyone who corrected him.
And I look, other kids know now that he's when he says something cute, you just go, I swear to God.
Don't you ruin this for me.
You correct him and we lose blobster, we're going to lose both of you.
I have the orphanage on speed dial.
What are you showing?
Dirty pencils.
It's just my favorite Don Henley song.
That's all.
Shut up.
All right, let's watch Chris Cuomo.
He had his video crew capture that stupid scene again so he could put out propaganda attempting a lie to his people once again.
Just like don't worry about the mask.
Now he says don't worry about COVID.
Don't let it control your life.
Just propaganda.
That's all it is.
I know this sound too.
I'm not going to play it for you.
Why should I?
How much bullshit do you need in your life?
Are you?
Isn't that amazing?
He's talking about propaganda while creating propaganda.
It's a thing and a thing.
And what I find incredible about it is Chris Cuomo is the king of propaganda.
He is the one who went into his basement, shot from his basement.
I honestly don't think he had it.
We have no evidence that he had it.
But let's say he had it.
So he's down there.
Whoa, this is knocking me on my ass.
And then he finally conquers it and he makes his way out of the basement, just like Jesus coming out of the cave on Easter, handing chocolate to bunnies, moving the big rock.
I'm up, I'm up.
He hugs his wife.
I'm free.
Can start lifting weights again.
One problem, Chris, we all saw you in the Hamptons looking at your new property and you really put that on the map when you got into a fight with a quote-unquote big tire biker that I thought was the kind of guy who rides a motorbike, but it's actually those big sand mountain bikes that have fat tires.
So, Chris, when that is inserted in the middle of your quarantine and we see you in the Hamptons talking to contractors, signing forms, you can't then emerge from the basement.
How does he still have a career after that?
That scandalous lie that we all saw with our own eyeballs.
2020 is an IQ test, folks.
Was there another clip of him talking or it's just the same one?
It was a different one.
Five minutes long with Don Lamon.
Oh, no, Anderson Cooper.
So do it.
Do any of you not get what's happening?
I know you go to your respective partisan corners, especially at this time of night, for sucker, S-U-C-C-O-R, not S-U-C-K-E-R.
I don't judge.
Tell me why I'm right to hate him.
Tell me why I'm right to love him.
Does anybody really need to tell you anything?
There he is, hair blown majestically, reshooting the scene for his own ad.
I hold rallies, and I tell you to ignore masks, and I rip mine off as I vanquish the virus because I am a leader.
Fear not, COVID.
What a bunch of bullshit.
Going back to the White House.
Have you really cursed that much on CNN?
I never heard two, but I thought bullshit is like you get one a year.
A year.
This is probably two in the same shift.
I got to give you a fine, Chris.
I will hand him one thing.
At least he's not reading a teleprompter, which is my new pet piece.
Yeah, but he's really not good at talking on the fly.
That all sucked.
So bad.
Chris, this is what I was talking about with Alex Jones.
I said, what does Satan do?
He does the opposite.
It's Orwell's thing.
Laura's peace.
He presses his wings.
Good is bad.
Silence is free speech.
Censorship is freedom.
The devil always says the opposite of what he's doing.
I'm anti-fascist and Tifa.
And they end up being the fascist.
Chris is the worst violator of COVID bullshit.
We saw you in the Hamptons, dude.
Tucker had the guy on his show.
It's registered.
Yet you just came out, you emerged from the basement and said, ah, this is me coming out finally.
I wasn't in the Hamptons.
Ignore that.
It's sort of like with the Vietnam War, they said, just say we won.
Can we just end it now and say, victory declared?
Who's going to argue with that?
So he says, Yeah, I'll just keep plowing forward like the Hamptons never happened.
What an absolute dishrag of a human being.
There we go.
What's that now?
The Chris Cuomo?
No.
That was footage of Chris Cuomo while he had COVID, and I apologize.
I didn't realize.
Yeah, he looks very bad there.
Yeah, there's Chris Cuomo talking to the president.
I apologize, Chris.
You were very sick.
Wait, did that just show the number?
Oh, it's probably some encrypted number, though.
Wouldn't that be funny if we called it?
And it was like, hello.
Hello?
I'm very busy.
What is this?
Hi, Trump.
It's Gavin Kinnis.
Oh, yes.
Proud of your boy.
This is Grubhub.
What can I do you for?
Wait, can I try to call him?
Can you get Max and John out of prison?
Okay.
I'll pass you over to Baba Booi.
He's handling all my calls.
How much trouble would I get in if I call that number and it's...
It's not illegal to call a number.
What is it?
202.
All right.
Uh-huh.
202-458-7639.
Okay, I'm going to let you unpause it and pause it again in case.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're calling the president.
I've spoken to him before, by the way.
You have a phone, yes.
Wait, are you calling it?
Yeah.
No.
I was going to say, hit unpause and see if you're sure that's the number.
But let it keep ringing.
Okay.
Yeah, that looks pretty it.
You should show yourself.
Sorry.
Graham Williamson.
Sorry, Graham.
Sorry, Graham.
Hello, drug dealer here.
Called this terminally ill.
All right.
Oh, it's not Chris Como.
It's not.
No, I know the story.
That man did die.
But it's funny that Trump kicked COVID's ass so well that he kept saying to the guy, don't worry.
You're going to be good.
Don't say expiration date.
Miracles happen.
It's like, Trump, we wouldn't ask you to call him if he had a cold.
I know you called.
He called me once to wish me well when I had a hangover.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
He said, I heard you mean having a hangover.
But finish playing that, though.
Okay.
So this was a year ago.
This is 2019.
Pre-COVID.
He seems drunk, but he's probably on like Oxie and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm not.
No, no, no.
You'll be surprised, you know?
You'll be surprised.
I just sent you a little note, too.
I wrote out a little note.
So I guess we sent it to your sister or whatever, but you'll get that.
But you just, I read a beautiful story about you, and I just said I want to call that man.
That's my kind of guy.
Yeah.
Mr. President, through thick and thin, you know, there's been a lot of thicks.
Right.
There's been a lot of things.
Right.
I support you.
Wow, that's beautiful, man.
We love you, Jay.
We love you, man.
And that's really beautiful.
What you just said is I won't forget it.
I won't forget it.
And what we'll do is you just hang tough.
A lot of good things are happening, too.
Don't get yourself.
A lot of good things are happening in terms of the medical stuff.
So you just hang tough.
You're going to surprise when we talk to the president.
Actually, the funny thing about this is you know when you get a call from the president, you are definitely not surviving.
Things are rough, but you never know.
I wish I could talk to the president before I die.
Oh, come on.
You're not going to die.
Hello, it's the president.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
No, I had him.
He called me.
I think you set it up, didn't you?
This was a long time ago, and I woke up and it was one of those hangovers where you thought, this is not going to get better ever.
Pounding headache, nausea, kind of a sense of panic and fear too, like a total lack of confidence.
And when he called me, all of a sudden my hangover went away.
I still had a bit of a headache.
It's beautiful.
But everything else, my heart was pounding like this.
And it was like a celestial touch from God.
Like he, oh, you have it.
Huh.
Gabono, how are you doing?
How are you old enough?
I'm really hungover.
This is...
That's good.
Listen, I want to say your friend Ryan.
Yeah.
He's pretty cool.
Cool guy.
He's very small.
So he's got a one-count.
This is crazy.
And if he's out there drinking with you, I wouldn't drink half as much.
You've been doing some heavy drinking, and I believe you've been going to the gym.
And if you were doing the episode and the synaps, maybe you would be handling this a little better.
But if you're going to have a headache for a couple of days, you're going to want to drink some water.
And water's basically beer without what I like to call the fun stuff.
You know what I mean?
Bourbon.
Bourbon.
You're just going to rest up.
Maybe eat a bagel or something that eats up the liquor.
Liquor.
Beautiful word.
Funny word.
Liquor.
I hardly know her.
And you're going to be just fun.
You're going to do quite great.
How are you feeling right now?
Better now.
I have a headache, but I'm happy.
That's fantastic.
That's really fantastic.
Well, we're praying for you.
We hope you have a speedy recovery.
Take it easy.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I feel like a million bucks.
Wow.
You know, I forgot that.
Now I'm worried I'm going to die.
That was a while ago.
Because he doesn't normally call for hangovers.
Yeah.
I don't remember that because I've tried to nurse you from hangovers in so many different ways, and that way actually isn't the most memorable.
Using the president of the United States to bring you back to speed.
I beat that hangover.
He beat COVID.
Our friend didn't beat his lung disease, but I got a call.
Also in the news, Joe Biden wants you to know, wants you to know that the reason that you survived this horrible pandemic is because black women stocked the grocery shelves.
So there's that.
Some black woman.
Oh, Instagram is annoying now.
Why?
So it automatically plays the video, but it muted.
So you're going to miss the beginning part unless you just reload, then pause, and then unmute, and then press.
I was able to stay sequestered in my home is because some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf.
Are the majorities of grocery shelf stalkers white males?
Or is it just because I live in a I tend to live around white males?
Is that what's going on there?
Who will clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
Who will clean your toilet, Donald Trump?
You got to make that a video drop, dude.
It's very good, isn't it?
Because it's a great example of these rich people have never really seen blacks.
Joe Biden's been in office for my entire life.
To him, it's back to the racial jungles.
I can't wait.
You got to make sure you get the second part.
Not there.
Look what happened on The View today with guest co-host Kelly Osborne.
There are a lot of Latinos here in this community that do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed.
But making those comments, those racist comments, do not help.
And if you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet don't trump?
Oh, that's in the sense that no.
In the sense that...
And you know what's funny?
I never noticed that before.
So Rosa Marie Perez, whatever her name is.
Rosie Perez, yeah.
Rosie Perez had this like thing where she pulled back after.
And then so Kelly, Kelly, what's her name, Osborne?
She wants to do something similar.
So she does, like, I'm going to hop on the Rosie Perez.
I'm appalled.
I do this too.
And then they go, oh, in the sense that...
I think we should clip the just in the sense too.
So like if you say something completely unredeemable, or if I ever contradict myself, I'll go, wait, that's, I, and then just cut in the sense that I love how indignantly she says it too.
Like, no, yeah, I'm saying this.
By the way, earlier when I was talking to Trump and he suggested a bagel and I said, I'm anti-Semitic, that was before World War II.
Yes.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Speaking of racism, Michelle Obama, this is 20.
This is the top story in the news right now.
She wants you to know, just like I said at the beginning of the show, they're selling fear.
It's all about fear.
So if you vote for Trump, you will die of COVID.
If you vote for Biden, you'll die of riots.
So now Michelle Obama, who looks very weird in that, she looks like a six-year-old.
She looks like a weird chubby kid.
Michelle Obama wants to chop off this riot narrative at the legs.
So her thing is, if you think the riots are negative or they're violent or 32 people died, then you are racist.
It's racist to say that the riots are not peaceful.
Now, I was looking at this tweet on Twitter and the reactions from the left are, come on.
Like, we have eyeballs, Michelle.
Very disappointed in you, Michelle.
Lots of stuff.
I was very surprised.
They're stoking fears about black and brown Americans lying about how minorities will destroy the suburbs, whipping up violence and intimidation.
And they're pinning it all on what's been an overwhelmingly peaceful movement for racial solidarity.
It's true.
Research backs it up.
Only a tiny fraction of demonstrations have had any violence at all.
So what the president said.
A tiny fraction of the murders and the deaths in World War II were concentration camps.
And if you looked at all of Europe throughout all of World War II, you'd see it was mostly peaceful.
Some farmers field in Lyon, mostly peaceful, right?
Most police interactions, mostly peaceful.
Overwhelmingly so.
The life of an MS-13 member is mostly peaceful.
I mean, he's killing maybe three people a week, but what's that?
That's three seconds a week.
Even if he's 21 years old, that's all that all those years before.
Yeah, Michelle, a riot is bad news.
And even though there's lots of people holding flowers, it still means it's horrific.
Not as bad as the Holocaust, to excuse my previous analogy, but it is really fucking bad.
And how many people have been killed?
I'm about to show you exactly how many people have been killed.
I say 32.
I say about 80% of those are people of color.
At least 13 blacks.
At least 25 people of color, 13 blacks, let's say another 10 to 12 Hispanics.
But it seems to be a predominantly non-white death toll.
And I just want to go through it quickly here right now to show Michelle, because I know she loves this show, that she's completely full of shit.
And by the way, just a little side note, this whole racist thing, it's Antifa and BLM.
Antifa's white, BLM's black.
So it's pretty much 50-50.
How is it racist to be scared of Antifa burning down the suburbs?
Anyway, let's get specific.
How many people have died since the rioting began?
We're all obsessed with proud boys and boogaloo boys and white supremacists and MAGA Trump supporters because they're so violent.
If you need proof, just look at Charlottesville.
Some fat chicken flip-flops got hit by a car with a mentally ill person who had been spooked by Antifa with a gun.
Ergo, we have to watch out for MAGA.
Now, that's hypothetical damage.
Heather Heyer, I'm not counting as a pattern.
So you're all about this hypothetical damage when there is real damage.
Four Months of non-stop rioting thanks to BLM and Antifa.
People could die.
You know, Antifa's never killed anyone.
Yes, they have.
These riots are murdering people.
How many?
By my count, 32.
There was a list of 26.
This is actually a really interesting article because they keep updating it.
It was in July.
But if you check the URL, it says 20 people killed in the George Floyd riots.
So since writing it in July, it's gone up to 26 from 20.
And I don't think that includes August.
Because if you look at the Federalist, that's the next link.
It was up to 30 by then.
No.
Sorry, the link after that.
Yeah.
Scroll down.
Death toll rises to an estimated 30 victims.
So at the beginning of July, go back to that first one.
They say it's 20.
By the end of July, they say it's 26.
And then in August, we're at 30.
And I count at least two more since then.
Those are all people who were killed by these riots.
Let's make something clear.
If you decide to rob a bank, right?
And even if it's not your idea, some guy drags you.
Come on, we got to rob the bank.
We got to rob the bank.
During the bank robbery, the guy who said, let's rob a bank, if he gets shot, that's your fault.
You went on this journey, knowing it's a dangerous and illegal journey, and someone died.
Their blood is on your hands, Antifa.
On your hands, BLM.
Including, and that's not in any of this list, the guy who committed suicide.
What was his name?
Jake Gardner or something?
That's blood is on your hands.
Anyway, we'll get to him.
I think he's the last one.
So, of course, the best example is this guy.
What's his name?
David Dorne.
Go down a little bit?
Actually, keep going down.
He's number one.
Yeah, David Dorn, retired cop.
I hate how they always call him a retired cop, even though I just did it.
And they always call Breonna Taylor an EMT.
Breonna Taylor was fired for being a shitty EMT and never showing up for work.
This guy did his entire term as a cop and retired with honors after a completely full career.
Then he gets an alarm going off.
It's at his friend's pawn shop.
He goes, I better go check that out.
There's been a lot of rioting.
What happens?
Bang.
That's an Antifa BLM death right there.
That's from these riots.
So stop worrying about fucking white supremacists and white chauvinists and whatever stupid word you want to call a patriot who might freak out.
They show up to Oregon to pray.
It's a state of emergency.
They burn down Washington for weeks and weeks at a time.
It's the summer of love.
The hypocrisy is shocking.
And I know I'm preaching the converted here, but I'm really just sort of giving you guys fodder for when you're arguing with your retarded siblings and your county co-workers.
Tell them that there's been dozens of deaths because of these riots.
And as far as unarmed black men, there's been 10.
And about eight of those were rushing at police.
So they've got two unjustified deaths.
We've got dozens.
That's the gist that you got to say to people when you argue with them.
Keep going down.
This guy, David McCatty.
Now, again, it's unclear if he was shooting at cops or if he was just caught in as collateral, whatever you call that.
Not friendly fire, but in the crossfire.
I forget what it's called.
My mind's blank.
But this guy was a pillar of the community.
BLM starts a riot.
And when you start a riot and cops here shooting, cops shoot back.
This guy gets killed.
So his blood is on your hands because you started a riot.
This guy was in a, they call it a food desert.
He's making delicious barbecue.
He's a great barbecue cook.
And he's dead now because you started a riot.
Based on what?
A career criminal who did fentanyl, OD'd on it, and then a cop was too rough.
Okay.
Is that the pattern?
That's why you had this?
That's why you had Mr. Barbecue killed?
Because of George Floyd?
Jesus H. Christ.
Keep going down.
Chris Beattie, this guy, football star, during the riots, they noticed that, like, you got to understand these riots, they have Antifa, BLM.
They also attract miscreants and scumbags who just want to loot and kill.
In fact, it seems to be like 80% assholes, especially at night.
And this guy, a good American, a good, solid, upstanding, real man, real citizen, saw these scumbags attacking this woman, trying to mugger.
And he said, whoa, whoa, take it easy.
They continued to rob her, and he's dead.
Dorian Morrell.
Now, this is something that the left tries to make into racist violence, Boogaloo.
They always say Boogaloo.
Boogaloo's not a thing.
Stop saying it.
It's not a thing.
At least Proud Boys exist.
Boogaloo is just an internet phenomenon.
Occasionally, you'll see a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt because he read about the meme.
They don't organize.
They don't have events.
They're not a thing.
They don't exist.
So there was rioting, looting going on.
This asshole picks up a gas can.
Let's really burn shit down.
Him and his friends were career criminals.
They're wanted for all kinds of things.
Larceny, burglary, vandalism.
Like they were career criminals.
And they thought this would be a great place for us to do some more damage.
We're bad people, bad eggs.
So this black guy says, yeah, what's going on with the gas can?
And then they start trying to grab the gas can from this guy and his buddy.
And they knock him down.
He looks up, shoots them dead.
Not a boogaloo death.
It was BLM's fault for starting an illegal activity, a riot, and attracting shitheads like that white dude we just showed.
Italia Marie Kelly, she, and the media is complicit in this too, and the politicians, because they don't admit, oh, pardes Soleil, we know her.
They don't admit that this is violent and dangerous, and it sounds like the summer of love.
So when you make it sound like a groovy Woodstock thing, you get people like Italia who go, yeah, I'll go check it out.
Then shit starts getting hairy.
She starts hearing guns.
Uh-oh, gunshots.
She goes, I better get out of here.
As she's leaving, boom, boom, boom.
Shot in the back.
BLM murdered her.
Just like I was saying about that rest in power Noah, whatever his name was, I keep using this kid as an example of Antifa deaths.
Nathan Hose?
Yeah, Nathan Hose.
And of course, I can't show you that video.
It's here on, I think it's a censored.tv presents also, but it's a list of Antifa deaths.
And you go, oh, well, that's an Antifa kid.
He killed himself.
What's that got to do with anything?
At the J-20 riots, they encouraged these losers, these miscreants, these lost souls, who they put an Antifa patch on and say, you have a family now.
They encouraged him to get in over his head with vandalism.
He's facing felony charges for all the rioting he did.
He couldn't take that.
He probably couldn't take the fact that he was going to have to quit heroin, too, if he went to prison.
I assume he was a junkie, judging by pictures of him in his poor homeless face.
So he killed himself.
That death is on Antifa.
Just like the bank robbery, if you pull someone in, have them do illegal activities and they die, that's your death.
The blood is on your hands.
Sorry, go back.
Marquis Troisson, that sounds like a Haitian guy, was shot and died the same night in Davenport.
He's found dead near where police said one or more persons.
Oh yeah, there was an unmarked police truck investigating something and they started shooting at it, so they shot back.
This is all still in the climate of the riots.
Patrick Underwood.
Yeah, this guy was working security at a courthouse that they were pushing into.
Remember, there was that guy, too.
He got charged with menacing for waving a gun inside his house.
There was a mob of BLM rioters outside saying, we got you.
Come outside.
Careful you point that thing.
You're going to get popped.
Basically telling him that they all had illegal guns pointed at him.
Cops went to his house, arrested him for menacing.
So when you see these mobs, it's not just a bunch of students saying, we will overcome and putting flowers in guns.
They come with their own guns and shoot.
And they shot this man dead.
Another officer there was critically wounded and survived.
So that's Patrick Underwood dead.
I think I counted, it's kind of hard because some of these are just names.
You see a French name, you assume it's not a Parisian.
But I think I counted about 17 people of color and definitely positively at least 13 blacks out of this 32.
More than a year of unarmed black shot by the police.
Ah, there you go.
Okay, keep going down the list.
Calvin Horton, 43-year-old black man, faily shot us at a pawn shop.
Yeah, he was breaking into a pawn shop and was shot by the owner.
The man was arrested, but of course it's self-defense.
And then there's this one, James Skurlock.
Now, this was the guy, career criminal kid who busted his way into a MAGA supporters restaurant.
The MAGA guy, what was his name?
Go down.
Gardner.
James Gardner?
Yeah.
No, Jake Gardner.
So James Skurlock breaks into the bar.
And the bar, the guy was a well-known MAGA dude.
Really nice guy, long hair, gentle soul, gentle giant.
Not a giant, just a sweetheart guy.
Not my cup of tea as a guy for the record, but that's a separate topic.
And he was really into community activism, and he would go to the White House, go to D.C. and say MAGA, and his dog has a little MAGA vest.
And the local Antifa BLM people hated him for it.
So they regularly targeted the event.
Sorry, they regularly targeted his restaurant.
So when it was time to loot, he was a target.
They break in.
He shoots the guy as the law dictates since the beginning of America.
And he ends up killing the guy.
Now, this isn't included in this list or the Federalist.
That guy ended up committing suicide.
That counts.
That's on the list.
Jake Gardner is a BLM Antifa casualty.
He was murdered, in a sense.
What are you doing there?
What do you got?
Keep going down.
Javar Harrell sitting in driver's seat of the car, two others.
And this is so, when you're having these riots, shootouts happen and people get killed.
Barry Perkins, this guy was climbing between two giant tractor trailers, screaming.
This is like a huge part of these riots is picking fights with cars.
I'm going to say 50% at this point.
It shows you how naive and entitled these kids are where they think they can take a car, an 18-wheeler.
When you're near the side of the highway, you're supposed to go, oh shit, this is scary.
Like if you ever pull over to go pee and the 18-wheeler is going, you go, shit, Jesus.
Hurry up, penis.
So these guys don't feel that fear.
They are that entitled, that spoiled, that lost, that fatherless.
So they're standing in the highway, stopping cars, stop two 18-wheelers.
They start jumping on them.
This Barry Perkins kid climbs up in between them.
He's standing on the two of them.
Then they start looting the truck because of racism, because George Floyd, you need whatever equipment was in the back of the 18-wheeler.
So the guy goes, this doesn't feel safe.
I'm not going to sit here and let myself get looted.
He pulls forward.
Barry spins around, gets crumpled under the wheels, dead.
You killed him, Antifa.
And I don't want to take away the facility of these assholes for going there.
Like when the bank robber goes to the bank and someone dies there, that bank robber, I'm telling you, he's responsible.
And I'm also saying, what the fuck are you doing, asshole?
You know, with Jake Gardner, he's definitely a victim.
He's a victim of this.
Barry Perkins is not a victim.
Barry Perkins knowingly participated in this shit.
And some of these people are so stupid, so low IQ, like the girl who was killed while live streaming it, that you go, I don't, you're so dumb, you're almost a victim by proxy because I don't think you're intelligent enough.
So it's all a big mess of death.
But at the top of the culpability list is Antifa and BLM.
George Gomez, police broke up a protest.
They started shooting.
These guys just sound like illegals or something just thugs.
Same with Jose Guitires, exchanging shots with cops.
He's breaking into businesses in the neighborhood.
He was fatally shot.
Police have charged Dave with first-degree murder.
Of course, he'll get away with it.
They say he was a bystander.
Victor Sazarez Jr., the same night, Chicago, man, someone shot a 27-year-old Victor Sazarez Jr. in a separate incident near a grocery store.
And then back to the Haitians, Marvin Francois.
They were trying to steal a car, trying to carjack a car.
There's one of these stories where they went to CHOP after carjacking a car to be safe in an autonomous zone.
Black guys.
And then the white guy, all the CHOP police seem to be white.
There's maybe two or three black Chaz police.
And every time someone there went for asylum, if it was late at night, they'd get scared and go, just kill them.
No, I'm just an innocent carjacker who was looking for a safe place to stay.
Identified looters.
A suspected looter broke into a gun shop.
Never break into a gun shop, guys.
It's not a good bet.
Thank God they got away with it.
The same night, 24-old looter died while trying to blow up a sidewalk ATM.
I think this is the guy I was just talking about, Horace Lorenzo Anderson.
So he's 19 years old.
Man's father seems to say called the National Guard to put an end to the tragic death.
Oh, maybe that wasn't him.
So we know about that guy, right?
The dad did a big press tour.
Here we go.
Antonio Mays Jr.
He drove a Jeep to CHOP seeking safety after having carjacked the vehicle.
I mean, this is a great example of someone who's both a perp and a victim at the same time.
You're a perp because you're taking advantage of this shit, carjacking innocent people and then thinking you're going to be safe in some autonomous zone.
And you're a victim because there's no such thing as an autonomous zone and these people are incompetent and they're not going to slowly take you in.
I got to say, at least in the late 60s revolutions, the riots there, they were a little more organized.
This was just...
Like, remember the cop we had on who finally got the guy who shot him in 1970?
He caught him like a few months ago?
I just got his book, The Blue Chameleon.
What's his name again?
That guy, after they shot him, the team of Chicanos for Justice or whatever, there he is, Daryl Cinquenta.
They got the cop killer, got him in a thing, sent him to Mexico, made sure he was going to be okay.
They were a little more organized back then.
So, yeah, that was ridiculous.
Summer Taylor, this one was probably the most perp victim, ridiculous, low IQ shithole.
So this woman has chosen feminism and not having a family.
She gets her maternal instinct satiated by working with animals, sort of like Howard Stern's wife.
And she goes there, and it's a big party on the highway.
Yeah, yeah.
They're dancing around.
Some, I think, Somalian, some black kid who was really into white chicks appears to have stolen a Jaguar porce, some fancy car, and just goes barreling as a joyride through the crowd, kills her.
Remember on the show we had it, she live-streamed her impact.
You see the phone go woo-woo-woo-woo in the air as she's dead.
And of course, the press didn't like that it was a black guy and a white woman.
So they mentioned that the car was white.
A white car.
A white luxury vehicle plowed in.
Just to get it in your head, the word white.
No, it was a white victim and a white perp all at the same time.
What a sad state of affairs.
That's what we've done to our daughters.
Look at this mess.
I thought it'd be a good idea to block a highway.
They're throwing themselves into the roads gladfully.
Gleefully?
Gladly?
Gladly.
This was unbelievable.
A young girl, she's eight years old.
This woman has to park in town.
She's at the riot.
I would just turn around if you've got a little kid in the car, but whatever.
Not the best mom in the world, I'm afraid.
She wants to get nice and close to the riot.
She's trying to park.
They all start screaming at her.
Gunshots go off.
Boom.
The daughter's dead.
Similarly, Jessica Doty Whitaker was with her kid, and she got too close to the riot, didn't do a U-turn.
I sound like I'm blaming the mom, but there's an element of that.
So they're yelling, say Black Lives Matter, say Black Lives Matter.
She goes, all lives matter.
Heather Heyer, ladies, stop being a warrior.
Stay at home if there's a riot.
You're precious to us.
Your children are precious to us.
We need you safe.
Don't go picking fights, shoving giant men with guns.
So while the two groups split up, the Black Lives Matter activist reportedly waited for Whitaker's group to return and later ambushed them, shooting Whitaker.
Shooting her for saying all lives matter.
The irony is unfathomable.
Shouldn't have lost her life.
She's got a three-year-old son, blah, blah, blah, said Jose Ramirez, Whitaker's fiancé.
Family members say the three-year-old cannot process the horrific death of his mother.
That is one of the biggest ones on this whole list up there with the retired cop.
But he had lived a life, you know?
This one, this deserves a riot.
Just kidding.
But this deserves a march.
This deserves attention.
This deserves a t-shirt, a meme, a hashtag.
But it just died because it didn't fit the Nazi narrative, the not-see narrative.
Someone just sent me a letter saying, there's a thing called the Not See podcast in the movie Turk.
Did you steal it from that?
Tusk.
I did not.
I've never heard of the movie Tusk.
Maybe we both invented it at the same time.
That's possible.
Joseph Rosenbaum, you remember this guy?
This is the super short Jewish wigger who was like, shoot me in the face, nigga.
Shoot me, bitch.
What the fuck you gonna do?
Ended up shooting him after he attacked him.
But this guy has a disgusting criminal record.
I think I have it here.
And he was molesting children on a regular basis.
He spent 12 and a half years in prison.
Did I write him down?
Yeah, here we go.
Arizona Department of Corrections records reveal that Rosenbaum spent 12 and a half years in prison after being convicted of two counts of third-degree sexual misconduct against a minor and one count of interfering with a monitoring device.
For sexual misconduct with a minor to reach the level of a class 3 felony, the victim must be under the age of 15.
He was also convicted in 2002 for committing an act of sexual misconduct with a child.
Now you go, oh, so someone who's been accused of a crime has to die?
Like the guy I was arguing with in D.C. who said, oh, Trayvon Martin was killed for winning a fight?
Obviously not.
If that was the case, then our law books would say getting in a fight, capital offense, punishable by death.
Ex person who was in jail for sexually molesting children must die.
Actually, I do think that should be the law, but that's not the law, unfortunately.
So if Trayvon Martin had, if we believe that you should be killed for picking fights, then it would be in the law.
We obviously don't.
That's why it's not in the law.
However, when you're a career criminal, there tends to be a pattern there.
You tend to go at people with guns and say, shoot me in the face, nigga.
You tend to be more violent.
You tend to be more reckless.
You tend to be more dangerous.
So it's not surprising that you got into a situation where you got yourself shot.
And BLM and Antifa, again, like bees to honey, like flies to shit is a better analogy, have pulled in all these assholes and created more shit.
That's the next one.
Anthony Huber, that was the other guy.
So they're both chasing Carl Rittenhouse.
And you've seen the videos.
I think this is the only one who didn't die.
That's the one who had his bicep blown off.
But this guy, Anthony Huber, had a brutal criminal record.
He would kidnap women.
In 2012, Huber pled guilty to false imprisonment with a dangerous weapon and strangulation as domestic abuse.
Do you deserve to die for that?
No, but you're clearly a dick.
He appears to have violated the terms of his probation in 2016, was sentenced to two years in state prison.
Much of it settled with time served.
Huber was arrested again in 2018 for battery.
This sweet little angel skateboarder who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
No, he lives in the wrong place.
That's who he is.
And he attacked a man with a gun, knowing he had a gun, and smashed him with a skateboard and was shot to death.
No surprises there, but again, Antifa created this environment.
They created a world where Kyle Rittenhouse was one of the only Americans to say, I've had enough.
I want to start protecting these stores, protecting this community.
People got shot.
That's not Kyle Rittenhouse's fault.
Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Aaron Danielson.
I don't quite remember this one.
Oh, this is the guy.
Yeah, yeah.
This is Jay Bishop.
They called Jay Bishop.
And he was hunted by Michael Rhino.
This guy was just walking home.
We have pictures of Michael stalking him, watching him, following him home, then jumping him and shooting him because of his political beliefs, because he thought he was a Nazi.
This guy's an imbecile.
I'm glad he's dead.
But he was following the media narrative that told him that this guy is going to start World War III, kick 6 million Jews, because if you like Trump, then you're a Nazi, an anti-Semite, and a racist.
That's the message that was placed into this idiot's tiny brain.
And that got this non-racist, non-anti-Semitic, I think gay.
I believe he was gay.
Pro-MAGA guy got him killed.
This is a perp and a victim.
This is a victim.
But it's all the same mess.
Now, not included in that list, we have 31, a protester fatally shot in Austin.
Garrett Foster was pushing his wheelchair around.
This is the weirdest one.
Remember I was saying, ladies, stay at home.
We don't need you here.
Oh, wait, sorry, to go back.
There was this guy they call the Boogaloo shooter.
And the media is dying for all these deaths to be white supremacists.
But you've seen the list.
And there hasn't been one.
There has not been one mega shooter here.
They've all been either Antifa, BLM, or just deranged shitbags.
Now, this guy, they saw uniforms, so they go, oh, he's a white supremacist.
Look, he's a skinhead.
But we clearly see that his real, the driving force in his life was being anti-cop.
And he said, who needs to start Antifa to start riots when you have police to do it for you?
He was a cop hater.
Okay?
He was one of you.
So let's, you'll see a lot of these things.
Every time you see a guy and they say Boogaloo or Proud Boy Murderer or whatever, or even James Fields.
James Fields, yes, he was a Nazi.
He's also severely mentally ill, who was being attacked by armed Antifa at the time.
I'm not defending him, but I'm saying he's not indicative of a pattern of murderers.
Yeah, so Garrett Foster was a woman, a black woman, and I said, keep your wives at home, keep the girls at home.
She wasn't just a woman.
She was a severely handicapped woman.
She had missing limbs.
I don't know if she had any limbs.
I think she may have just been a torso.
I'm not trying to be funny here.
That's those two guys we just heard about.
I wonder if they're going to show her.
Like this guy.
Oh, wait, that's the chick.
But this guy, his girlfriend is a black woman with no arms or legs, and he wheels her into a rally?
How about you just wave from a window with a flag?
And then when the riding stops, get inside and get on the ground.
She is a limbless woman, and she gets into it.
They're blocking traffic.
She gets in the way of a car.
The car says she's blocking him.
He's scared someone's going to get hurt.
He gets at a gun, starts shooting.
I don't know if his use of the gun was egregious or not, but the point is that her boyfriend, her fiancé, brought her.
Can you just find a different picture of them and stop going up and down the same article?
He looks kind of like me, but fat.
And she looks like a pretty black girl.
So as I just said, can you find a new article about her instead of going up and down the same one?
Garrett Foster, G-A-R-R-E-T-T.
She's 28.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
wait a minute.
Garrett Foster is the guy who looks like me.
He was pushing his wheelchair-bound fiancé during a protest on July 5th in Austin, Texas, when police say a car drove into a crowd of demonstrators marching in the street and was quickly surrounded.
Police said Foster was carrying an AK-47-type rifle when he was allegedly shot three times by the driver.
Wait a minute.
Who was shot here?
I thought it was her.
And wait, there's at least one limb.
Here, go to the heavy thing.
Garrett Foster shot dead at Black Lives Matter rally.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The man who died.
Okay.
So this, but thank God this woman's okay.
So this dummy, armed, goes to a rally, ready to rock, and he brings his crippled girlfriend.
Dude, you're lucky it's just you that got shot and you didn't also get her shot.
Anyway, that's ridiculous.
I wish I could see how many limbs she has.
She's going to find another man.
She's a quadruple amputee.
Take her to the movies.
Take her to dinner.
Honey, can I come with you to the riot?
I see you have your assault rifle.
No, I think it'd be safest if you stayed home today.
How naive can we be?
And then I already said this Jake Gardner guy who killed himself.
That's not included in the list.
That is a list.
So at work, to your family, you can say dozens.
The exact number appears to be about 32.
32 people have been killed during these riots.
The media's number one focus is white supremacy and the potential of these mythical Boogaloo boys who are going to burn down the country if Trump wins or doesn't win.
I don't even know the parameters they have for this imminent death.
Let's focus on the real deaths happening now in real riots with real violence and stop clutching our pearls and panicking and declaring state of emergencies for violence that's not happening.
No class, no values.
I've got nothing to look up to.
Anarchy.
I'm an anarchist.
So yeah, that's a lot of deaths, Michelle.
A lot of deaths.
I've been noticing, you notice I watch so much riot footage that I'm starting to see guys.
And I keep seeing this guy, Jeff Singer, and I'm convinced he's addicted to meth.
In fact, I'm convinced the majority of Antifa in Portland are addicted to meth, which is really bad news because as they crack down, that means more meth heads going to jail.
And if you think a normal hangover is bad, meth hangover is the worst thing imaginable.
That's why they have something like a 99% recidivism rate when they get clean because getting clean is physically painful.
But anyway, here he is at a town hall just telling Ted Wheeler to fuck off again and again.
And this is where I first got this theory about young Jeff.
He has a lot of pep in his step after being awake all night.
You know, like if you're on mess.
I'm very lethargic after staying up all night.
I don't know about you.
We're tired, hungry, poor, and huddling from tyrants like you, Mayor Wheeler.
I him.
I am so done coming here and using big words.
I haven't even done it that many times, but I am done.
I am done watching you look at me with that look.
You're talking about sanctuary?
We know that is a pointless term.
It means not a goddamn thing.
I have been up all night.
Literally, I've not slept.
Stewing over the fucking fact that one of your pigs shot a boy point-blank range with a fucking shot rifle wheeler.
This is out of control.
It's ridiculous.
You know what he's talking about?
Nope.
He's talking about Michael Reinwald.
Reinhold.
No.
Yeah.
It is true, sir, that one of my officers shot your friend.
But that friend had murdered a patriotic guy for no reason other than he's MAGA.
And then when we tracked him to his home, he rushed at cops with a gun.
What are we supposed to do?
Send in Spider-Man?
Send in Juggernaut?
Send in Robocop?
You tell me how to run the police force.
The fact that Ted Wheeler is a fascist to these people shows you how unbelievably radical they are.
You should see, check out his incumbent.
She calls herself Antifa.
Like she says, I am Antifa.
This is 1-8.
And she was recently photographed with a dress covered in Mau.
That is literally 10 times more offensive than Hitler.
Literally.
And she's doing great.
There she is.
Mau all over her.
Oh, I know that guy.
I think I remember him from Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Yeah, he did a lot of for the Wall Street things.
He's like a preacher, dancer kind of guy.
Hodge filmed him before.
I just caught a fly.
That's how fucking fast I am.
Wow.
Did you actually?
Yes.
So go to 1.9 because people don't seem to understand this.
You know, literally worse than Hitler has become a joke, but he literally is.
And so is Stalin.
Who's that in the corner there?
Let's go across by zooming in.
Look at that loser on the left.
How many did you kill?
Yakuba Gowan in Nigeria.
1 million.
I got that on me.
I do that driving to work every day.
Ethiopia, 1 million.
Kim Il-sung.
We're barely getting near 2 million, Pol Pot.
Loser.
Some Turkish dude, 2.5.
Now we're getting into pretty decent numbers here with 5 million.
That's impressive.
Leopold II of Belgium, 15 million.
I don't know shit about him.
Me neither.
I got to go Wikipedia that motherfucker.
Of course, Adolf Hitler, we're very familiar with him.
17 million.
You always think of him as just killing 6 million.
That was just the Jews.
Joseph Stalin, 23 million people.
At least 10 of those were Holodomor.
And then the king of genocide.
The boss.
80 million people.
Hey, computer, what is the population of Canada?
Is she on?
Computer, what is the population of Canada?
According to the CIA World Factbook, as of 2017, the population of Canada is 35.6 million people.
So almost three Canadas.
Computer, what is the population of Britain?
Great Britain's population is 66.6 million people.
Okay, so Mao wiped out all of Canada, and I know a lot of you assholes are making a joke right now, saying good.
A little kid's bicycle with a stray dog walking by it.
It's Canada.
Toronto.
Hello, hello, hello.
Ivy going up the buildings.
Mao did that.
And you wear a skirt of him?
You fucking cunt.
Imagine you're Chinese.
Your parents will have been dead if they were part of the Great Leap Forward, as we met that woman at the march.
But imagine you're Chinese.
You came here.
Your parents fought tooth and nail to get you out of communist China.
They saw their families die.
And you finally make it to the Pacific, Northwest.
And there's a mayoral candidate who's kicking ass, getting tons of support, wearing a Hitler dress.
A Hitler times 10 dress.
She had Guevara on her skirt, too, right?
Is Guevara there?
Oh, yeah.
He's an underachiever.
He only did about 3,000.
I don't recognize the other ones, but there's some others.
Probably not good.
That good.
Probably not wearing a mask either.
People.
No.
There are statues of Mao all over China.
I'll never get over that.
All right, so to go back to our friend Jeff Singer.
So here he is.
He's up all night.
Kicking ass.
Talking up a storm.
Did you find a picture of him?
Was that him?
Yep.
Oh, let's show him.
There he be.
Looks like a Jason Aldean cover act.
Yeah.
Now look at the sores under his nose and on his neck.
Oh, weird.
We're going to get into this in a sec, but he's not doing bad, but you're going to notice a lot of sores.
And that is, I talked to a doctor before I went off on this tangent, a byproduct of meth.
And did you know this?
You know the faces of meth?
Yeah.
Where they track someone over the years and their mug shots, and you see them going from a male model like this to like Gollum from Lord of the Rings by the end.
Male model like what?
Like me.
Like Melt in Your Mouth Gorgeous.
But you're the after picture?
No.
I'm the before picture.
Oh, okay.
I am literally a male model.
I modeled Ted Baker.
I did their campaign.
What's so funny?
I was thinking, I wish you modeled as a Ted Zing, right?
That's how you do it.
Snappy Comeback, minus the Snap Victim.
That's not so bad.
So Faces of Meth, look at that one in the bottom left there.
Oh, now she's in the top.
Wait, which one?
Faces of Meth.
You'll notice sores are a big thing.
And I talked to my doctor friend.
He said, meth messes up fat metabolism, which leads to increased inflammation.
And all of it is triggered by accelerated aging in cells.
Holy grandma.
Yikes.
Holy tele.
So this meme started in Portland.
Anyway, let's go back to Jeff.
Sanctuary!
Sanctuary from the rivers of fucking blood running our goddamn streets!
Sanctuary from the fucking cold!
It's over.
There's no more asking you for a goddamn thing.
Fuck you!
Doesn't it make sense that a lot of this aggression is amphetamine-based?
You know, you're on it.
You're alert, you're fearless.
He is paranoid.
He thinks Ted Wheeler's out to get him.
What do you think this means?
Delusions of grandeur?
Illusions of grandeur.
My own capital, my own labor.
I had to put into this to protect myself from your violent and oppressive paramilitary organization.
So he's complaining they have to wear a gas mask in Portland.
Yeah, when you're burning down the city and throwing your own gas box.
You are just scattered.
Tear gas is to take care of riots.
Don't riot, no tear gas.
There's little Beirut.
You are nothing to me.
I didn't know they had been previously dating.
You are nothing to me.
Well, even more, he mentioned the roses and thorns.
Yeah, to let you know, this is literally romantic.
This is the city of roses, and it has thorns.
They're standing behind me.
There's people getting real fucking done with fucking around with your cops in the street.
You are laying the fucking seeds for an insurrection on the record, James.
You mean like four months of rioting?
It's a fact.
You are building towards something.
It's a fact.
It's a fact.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just twice as true, Morant.
You are building towards something that's going to blow.
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck you.
You pig.
Blow.
Nothing to me now.
Wait a minute.
If Portland is getting ready for an insurrection, what have we been dealing with for the past four months?
Appetizer?
That's just the beginning?
What are you going to do?
Take over a part of the area and call it Chas Bono?
Wheeler says thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the abuse.
Go to 1.6.
Oh, wait.
This is, Let me show you the picture where I started this theory.
Like, look at her face.
She's not happy.
Those are meth zits.
Those are not normal zits for a face of any teenager, any age.
The thing that you just showed the first time looks like it may have been a piercing incident.
But the chin and the nose, look, underneath the nose there, that same one that Jeff Singer has.
Oh, snap.
And now go down to this other chick.
And dude, maybe get me out of the way.
I don't know what that other thing is.
What's the other one?
Tate Peak.
So I guess they're both chicks.
And look at that skin.
Season five of Broad City is not looking too fun at all.
At least you got a boyfriend.
Yeah, they're addicted to meth.
You might as well face it.
I'm addicted to meth.
Okay, so look, I think Jeff Singer is in this video.
Tell me this doesn't look like this one six.
Tell me this doesn't look like the guy we just saw at the town hall telling Ted Wheeler that he's not going to fuck him anymore.
Hey, hey, hey.
I steal a black lady's flag.
This is racist.
We get the poll.
And where are all the other patriots, though?
This goes back to the pedophile thing.
Like, one of the guys with the Blue Eyes Matter sign, he just said, are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
And then a tiny blue-haired woman put him in his place.
But you're beating up your thing.
So they finally get her out.
She's fine.
Good adrenaline control on her.
There's Antifa still standing around them.
90% of the people that are filming.
It's mostly peaceful, you have to admit.
Michelle's got a point.
But look at this guy.
That's Jeff Singer.
Wait, which one there?
The one yelling.
Just saw him a second ago.
With the red.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Same hood, same vibe.
Same voice.
Same mist temper.
Okay, there's one.
And now check 1-7.
I think he's the guy, too.
That's the beauty of meth.
You can do town halls, scream at black ladies, and harass black drivers.
Look, well, you can tell that's definitely the same guy.
He's got the same mask.
All in one day.
You're alone, he says.
Your friend left.
Answer back to the anchor flag.
Wait, we got a good look there.
Unmasking.
That's him.
I'm right.
Kind of a fat nose.
Seeing it?
Frick, I love it.
Chubby nose.
I think that is him.
Country music looking Scotch-Irish.
My genetics.
Sorry about this, folks.
We don't do well in math.
He's covering that nose so we can't see that drippy blood zit area.
Yo, you gotta chill.
What do you want, meth?
Look at this.
That pisses me off a lot.
Is that right?
No, never mind.
That was Michael Reinhold for a second.
I think he's on meth too.
Look at them, man.
They got those fucking mess chairs.
I don't even know what this guy did wrong.
Look at that.
Does he have a MAGA hat on or something?
How'd they know?
He only has four guy Biden bumper stickers.
Yeah.
He doesn't have the head of a dead cop on the front of his hood.
Those are no mandatory in traffic.
You'd be dragging a cop behind your car dead.
And a lot of people are pro-cop that do it, but they just got to get to work.
Sure.
What's he doing?
Filming.
And Kumia pointed this out.
They're always filming the license plate.
What are you...
Oh, you're going through a red light.
Bang goes the side mirror.
Oh, my God.
What are they then doing with the license plate?
Hi, I'm an Antifa terrorist, and there was a black motorist who was wearing a MAGA hat.
Could you run his plates, please?
You know, it's amazing how scarce this type of footage is on YouTube.
You know, I was trying to show my grandmother because we were watching the news and then in Times Square, when they drove past the protesters, they gave them a little, you know, little bit of gas to get them out the way.
I was like, you should see the reason why they're doing that.
And I was looking on YouTube.
You can't really find, I'm looking at protesters first call.
You can do public freakouts.
You got to do public freakouts, but actual public freakouts.
Like YouTube insanitized that.
You know, I was talking to Tommy Robinson this morning, and he said Black Lives Matter is even crazier up there.
He said it was one thing dealing with ISIS and radical Islam.
That was troublesome and it made my life tense.
But this is full-on major attacks, like violence every day.
More than Antifa, more than ISIS, more than the Pakistani grooming gangs.
And I said, but wait a minute.
Britain didn't have slavery.
They had a couple of slaves on boats, like boat guys, you know, swabbing the decks, and most of those were Irish and white.
But they didn't really have slavery.
And I believe they were the first Western country to say, all right, that's it.
Slavery is now abolished before America, before the Civil War.
But it was easy for Britain to say because they didn't really have any slaves.
As far as modern Britain goes, I've been to Britain 8 billion times.
I'm from there.
And when you bring a black guy to Scotland, you have to pray for his dick because it might get used off.
It might lose all its skin.
Talk to any British kid who grew up in London about his high school days.
He's been drowning in pussy since day one.
I will concede that after Jamaica kicked out Britain in 69 And said, We don't need you.
And then, after trying it for five years, they said, Can we come to your house and stay?
Just like when my mom moved out of her single mom's house, she lived alone for a while with her friend and then said, Can we just come back here?
That's what Jamaica did.
And that was the moment of the Yardies.
And that was that, you know, that went up to 79, and there was tension there as the Jamaicans learned to assimilate and Britain learned to take them in.
Sure, you could argue 75, 79.
There was, you know, a black man in Hammersmith Plains or whatever and the clash song, the guns of Brixton and all that stuff.
But it also begot ska and a whole bunch of cool cultural movements.
And then by the time we made it to 1979, Britain was like, these guys rock.
They're cooler than us.
And from then on, it's been an asset to be black in Britain.
But Black Lives Matter there is a violent, ruthless, irrational, and they want reparations for what?
For what?
It's bizarre.
All right.
So that we should probably do a whole show on that or get Tommy on or something to talk about.
He's kind of laying low for the most part.
All right, I think it's time for the bag that is mail.
We got to get this.
Here's the problem with the mail.
I get 50 letters a day.
We read four.
So I've got someone to just start putting them up on the site.
Obviously, if they're questions, I'll try to keep them here.
So it's because it's weird to send a question out to the abyss.
But we got to, I mean, look, today we have, we have, we were getting mail.
Let me just give you a little taste.
So I think I went to bed at around midnight last night.
Because I don't like that these are all going into the abyss.
Okay, ready?
Dear Gavin and Rye Gay.
Ouch.
I'm moving out of my apartment soon.
Who cares?
I need to find a way to get the very embarrassing yellow piss rings off my mattress.
Since the largest and latest piss ring always seems clear, to clear out the smaller ones.
Good point.
I've considered just trying to create a large enough ring.
Stansman they said lately I don't think my butter is big enough.
What cleaning products would you recommend?
Also, I thought the what from this Ozzy interview would make a nice drop.
He's right.
Evening, Ozzy.
Hello there.
How are you?
Fine.
Ozzy Osborne.
Good evening, Ozzy.
What?
Good evening.
No, that's not a good one.
What?
I'm not telling you how to wash your mattress.
You seem to have found the wrong place.
Just throw it out, dude.
Gavin, I heard that Sargon is not officially banned.
YouTube did demonetize him.
He's building his own subscription-based platform.
Can't get him to have a show on your network.
You can do a transatlantic licensing thing like Crowder does with Blaze.
Oh, thanks for telling me that.
That's interesting.
Also, this has bothered me for a while.
At one point, blah, blah, blah.
You got about 100 new followers that made $10,000.
That's wrong.
Each subscriber.
Yes, thank you.
So you said that when you were criticized on left-wing podcasts, you got 100 new followers and that made you $10,000.
Each subscriber should be seen as a perpetuity.
So you're getting $10,000 per year.
What is it like to be you?
If you want to be technical about it, you could apply a loss multiplier based on how many subs you lose a year.
My point is you made a lot more from these subs than you thought.
Something like 100K at a 10% discount rate.
Thank you, Alan.
Helpful information.
Geez.
I feel like I'm back in school.
Gavin, the special ed, creepy guy on YouTube interviews special people.
Oh boy, check this out.
He interviews a black sociopath.
Yes, I have seen that one.
But guy here still talks to him like he has down.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Sociopath doesn't mean you're retarded.
This means you are devoid of sympathy.
Now, what I tend to do now is I tend to just really stick to myself because I have to be very careful about how I'm interacting with people and under what context I'm interacting with people.
So I tend to limit anything that would be negative for me.
Why do you have to limit yourself?
See, not in the middle.
If I center a certain kind of person, and if I'm talking to you and I sense a level of weakness, scroll forward and see if we can get kind of the urge to prey upon that disorder.
So they are together.
I guess you could say I'm trying to be genuine because I'm not always manipulating with you.
Why is he wearing his mom's t-shirt?
Why are they both wearing their mom's clothing?
I'm going to say you don't take it so personally, but don't look at it like you know.
All right, that's a waste of my time.
I get it.
Chuck, tenants.
You're an idiot for thinking tenants is spelled with an A. When did I say tenants is spelled with an A?
I went off at a tangent about how I don't like when people spell it with an A and explain the difference.
So you're a retard.
That was too much of indecence.
When did I spell tenants wrong?
It's one of my biggest pet peeves.
Did I put it in the write-up?
Did you put it in the write-up wrong?
No.
Wait, you wrote it in the...
It was in the write-up?
That's the only place I could think he'd be talking about.
No, I think you made a point about that there is no A in there.
Yeah.
Huh, huh.
Good work, Chuck, you fucking tard.
You want to talk about woke?
I'm woke.
Dear Gavin, an alderman of the fags on that hot reporter you were talking to in Washington, D.C. is called Emiliana Molina, a feisty-looking Colombian working for Telemundo and NBC7, among others.
Here's the link to her professional reel.
All right, let's see what she is, boys.
I like how she says, I have no opinion on my beauty.
Uh-oh.
That mask was doing a lot of work.
Really?
What is she saying?
I don't speak dishwasher.
Are you talking about women or Mexicans?
Yes, both.
That looks like a very solid cover of 7 magazine.
The most breathtaking 7 in the world.
I might go down to 6.8.
What about you?
I think I trust your rating.
I mean, 7.
I don't know.
She's not that bad.
It's just long in the face.
She looks like a real ninja.
Like a Mexican Jewish lady.
Very dope.
Very Spanish, right?
Very Tony Soprano's daughter, too.
She's kind of dude-ish sometimes.
A little meadow-soprano-ish.
What do you do with a TV?
You tell people to lose, but I would have steadied you.
You speak Peters.
Hey, boys, I need you to do something for me.
I need you both to condemn white supremacy right now facing the camera.
I condemn white supremacy right now when you're facing the camera.
I condemn you.
Do it privately.
And when you're facing the camera, I do it privately.
When I'm facing the camera, I'm saying the opposite.
Stand back and stand by.
Stand by.
No, he didn't say that, but that would be funny.
Because that's like...
Look at me.
Say Black Lives Matter.
Say it.
Say it.
It's like they're raping you.
Like they're holding you down.
Smile, bitch.
I want you to smile.
Say that killing black people is wrong.
Say it, motherfucker.
The tongue.
Hey, boys, you helped me realize something I hadn't picked up on before.
You always complain about how people are creating concepts for self-improvement that Christianity has already solved.
This is why the left is so angry.
Trump doesn't condemn white supremacy every waking moment.
We as Christians are advised to wake up and pray when we wake up, pray before we eat, pray for others' health, etc.
It is meant to be a normal activity that we do frequently.
Great point, sir.
We know that progressivism is a religion at this point.
Condemning white supremacy is equivalent to praying.
It's their version of the Lord's Prayer.
Wearing a mask is their Sunday's best.
Great point.
This guy has sent us final Antifa boss.
And this is old Row official.
Katie is 18.
All cops are bastards.
Black Lives Matter, the final Antifa boss.
She's got mountain climbing gear around her neck.
Those tattoos look alarmingly real.
She's got a rat mom cockeroach mom.
Doesn't that look like foundation is on top of real tattoos?
Yeah.
Oh, right.
And the other thing is, there seems to be a pretty girl in there somewhere.
Who will clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
Very Osborne-esque.
This is from Joe.
Plazication Pulaski.
What?
99% sure your boy is in this video.
The hell you talking about?
Who's my boy?
Who's your boy?
Thanks, Larry.
Our parents or something told us where this location was to go skate, you know, with a bunch of ledges and everything.
And so most people know this boy.
Who's there?
Who's my boy?
Why doesn't the guy include a timestamp?
It's like a thousand people in this video.
What a dumbass.
It's only eight minutes.
Yeah, let's just sit here for eight minutes.
Wondering, first of all, what my boy means.
Ryan, proud of you?
A guy from the show yesterday?
Damn it, dude.
You're a douche.
Chris Hall Wilmot.
Yazikation Pulaski?
What are you talking about?
Which boy?
The skateboard guy that you tripped?
Wait, he's got another one here that he sent an hour earlier.
The 355 trailer number one, 2021 Movie Clips Trailers.
Wait, do you recognize these names?
I know a Darren Harper.
A bunch of people named Carney.
Huh.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on here?
This is cryptic.
This is so annoying.
Drunk people send me these letters, these emails, and they have no idea.
Like, I bet he couldn't decipher this the next day.
So now we have some stupid trailer with some gay movie.
Thanks, dickweed.
God, now I have to read like three good letters to cleanse the palate.
Please, no drunk letters.
And you shouldn't be that wasted at 10.28 a.m.
Gavin Ryan, my wife is a lunatic in the bedroom.
Yeah, we'll see how long that lasts, my friend.
And recently suggested we have a three-way with another woman.
Is this too good to be true?
Do I mind this vein or should I steer clear of this fantasy to protect my marriage?
P.S. I regularly use your Kevin Spacey trick.
Homeboy's good night like.
To last longer and my dick always needs a cigarette after.
It works much better now after all the pedophilia claims.
Love Ben.
Actually, he said heels on.
I would say yes to the threesome thing if she sets it up 100%.
Don't even suggest to girls.
Say, yeah, let's do it.
And when you're there, make sure that she's driving the boat.
Don't you be going, yeah, yeah, whatever.
I would take it really easy and make sure the ball's in her court 100% of the time.
Basically, you're just a human dildo for that.
But I don't even think it's a sin.
I got into an argument with this Catholic guy and I'm like, how is it a sin if I didn't suggest it?
Well.
No.
I say do it, dude.
Maybe it's because I'm from Montreal and I'm more sexually liberal.
And I know my wife would never suggest it in a million years, so I don't have to consider it in a serious way.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Gavin, thank you for your service.
Ryan, get a bloody haircut.
Bangs, what are you?
12.
Please have a gander at this election judge, mental patient from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
This is just a prelude to what's coming with the vote counting this November.
Thanks.
Please don't use my real name as I like my job.
Why do you get fired for having watched a show?
Can you turn the volume on maybe, Ryan?
Looks like there's no narrative in there, just some sound effects.
But the DA files charged against Allentown, election judge who darkened dots on ballots in PA house race.
Is that a racial thing?
What the fuck?
Was that him?
What the f- Wait, what is that?
Everett Erica Bickford, judge of elections in Allentown's third ward, was charged Monday with elections crimes.
Look at that thing.
What the fuck?
Look at that thing.
Who thought that wasn't going to be a mess when they hired it?
Flowers in her hair.
Everett Erica Bickford.
Who should we get to judge the elections?
How about this human monster?
There is a 0% chance that person's sane.
And let me add, if you saw this person, there's absolutely no way in hell they could be sane.
So I'm saying two things.
I'm saying this has become verified now, as we can see, it's a cheat.
But even before that, look, the phone isn't even on sleep.
Oh, shit.
There's a live phone.
What are you doing?
Speakerphone to someone else on hold?
Look at that thing.
What would you guess the sound she's making in this is?
I bet it, yeah.
Does he go for a high voice?
I think mine in this free stream, it's like, ah!
Kind of like that.
Crow-ish.
What do you think?
Let's look him up.
That's the worst he's ever looked.
I'm looking at other pictures.
Ooh, here's one.
Okay.
Hope he stops.
I want to hear him talk.
Oh, looking pretty dashed.
Oh, I got him talking.
Nice.
It's called Lay County Elections Judge Facing Charges.
Well, here, I'll just send you the link.
I mean, are you people...
See, this is my whole problem with this whole fucking tranny shit is.
Everyone just pretends everything's normal.
Is it from WFMZ?
Yes.
Gotcha.
Charges have been filed against the Lehigh County Judge of Elections for allegedly altering ballots during June's primary election.
It happens at a ballots?
At the Lehigh County government.
Yeah.
Soft romantic songs.
Some people, if they don't know who they want to vote for, they just write a beautiful song and she altered it.
Erica Bickerford invited me to the bottom of the city.
Hi, I'm Jamie Stober reporting for 6.9 news.
Oh, that's brilliant.
Can we go see she, please?
Questions about election protocol during the summer primary and need Santiago in the Cork challenging income candidate and need Santiago challenging incumbent state rep Pete Schwire in the 22nd district.
Santiago raised those concerns to the district of Bickford admitted to darkening ballot bubbles and trimming ballots so they could be read by the machine.
Free speech from the election board says since Bickford is an elected official and has been charged but not found guilty, she can still keep her position, meaning she can work the polling place on November 3rd.
Schwire won the election by about 50% of eyes, even though those set of eyes have been proven corrupt.
Oh man.
Wow.
Sucks that we can't hear its voice.
There has to be.
Lee County.
Oh, I'm looking.
Isn't that incredible?
I think we've talked about this person before, or maybe there was a doctor.
No, I think it was a doctor.
Oh, this is why I love Brave as a browser, but I got to admit, there are occasional times where it says, sorry, no results here.
Yeah.
And I'm like, safe search, no, any time, any resolution, any duration.
Like, no results?
Not at all?
In the entire world?
Zero, zero results.
Okay, so I do the same thing in Chrome.
Spinning balloon ball.
All right.
Put it in quotes.
Go to videos.
And I have fucking a million.
Now, it's Bruce Hornsby in the range.
It's Peter Gabriel.
I don't see her talking anywhere, so maybe it's the same thing.
And then there's just a WFMZ one.
Come on, dudes.
Hey, if anyone is at home and you live in PA and you ever see this person on the TV, please record it with your phone.
We need to hear what her voice sounds like.
What a fucking absolute freak.
Dang it.
That first picture, though, is the winner.
With the priest collar and the weird baseball hat.
I mean, the person...
Go back to that first one.
The person is clearly destroyed.
Like, that man is done.
It looks like he was just put through a wood chipper, but instead of a fan belt that chops up wood, it's craziness.
Got hit with a crazy stare.
He's just shredded.
Look at his fingernails.
Is that like a priest collar?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Wow.
That's nuts, man.
Look at that little hand.
That's the thing that bothers me the most.
The teacher from the black hole.
Has that thing ever had sex with anyone?
Nobody that I'd respect.
Hey, Gavin Ryan, I live in Seoul.
There are actually some good bands coming out of Korea.
Not everything is K-pop.
I know many good bands, but I will list two indie rock bands that blew up and are popular outside of Korea now.
There is Hoi Hayuko.
Okay.
Sorry.
Basically racist.
Boring so far.
I'm bored.
Yeah, you're so right.
More like a rappy kind of thing.
Like, ooh, that'll be a deal breaker.
Dude, we fucking hello.
Holy shit.
It's the exact melody.
Okay, what's so that's a no on that one, Andy?
Let's see.
So see Neo with a silent G. That's an Andy.
No, thank you.
I mean, what are you trying to do?
Put us asleep?
Korean-like?
Yeah.
Is this played in a lunatic asylum to try to calm down the sociopaths?
Boring as shit.
I really should do that.
All right.
I don't know.
I want to do that fake Korean, the K-pop band.
Remember that?
Maybe I could do that when I'm Goth Ryan because it's like the same thing.
Purple hair.
Okay, this guy wants us to know that Michael Savage endorses the Proud Boys.
Cool.
Check out his podcast at 4419.
I believe I heard this and he said, what, who in Trump's party is telling him to do that?
Then another one came up last night about the Proud Boys.
I don't know much about it.
I'm looking at Michael Savage's studio.
It's breathtaking.
Yeah, there's a mountain back there, yeah.
And there's no audio problems with the Brook, the babbling Brook.
Our studio sucks, dude.
Yeah, well, he probably has the mic facing away from him.
I kind of like the fact that they're standing up to the BLM thugs and the Anti-Farmarobs.
I kind of like those guys.
I really respect them.
How's that?
Is that a crime to respect the Proud Boys?
By the way, they're not all white, incidentally, as if that would be bad.
But no, they're not all white guys.
There's Hispanic guys who are in the Proud Boys.
There are black guys who are in the Proud Boys.
Did you know any of this?
According to Walachinsky, they're all stormtroopers who have swastikas tattooed on their heart.
Well, I would say Walachinsky has a hammer and sickle tattooed on his brain.
Another red diaper doper baby who's gotten away with murder his whole life in the media is Walachinsky.
So whose mind was really changed?
Not mine.
I got angrier at the media.
I also made an announcement that as of January 2021, you will no longer hear Michael Savage at any radio station.
So far as I know, it's over.
You will only hear my broadcasts on my podcast because too many Chris Wallace has took over radio.
In Montana.
I don't know if you missed that.
I think Michael Savage.
The left really hates him because he used to be a lib.
Oh, yes.
President of Stevens Park, Safe Neighborhoods Association, and also the executive director of Old Family.
Uncle Jim?
Before you as a park, or partly ownership of our group, basically own Stevens, I feel that we do need this handicapped park.
However, we need handicapped facility at all.
This is the problem with the whole tranny thing is someone is clearly mentally ill and we normalize it and we give them jobs and then we watch them deteriorate and just smile like that meme with the little dog with flames all around him.
And this person doesn't look that bad in that one.
This is probably the beginning.
And we all go, no, you're doing great.
And they have the whole shtick down.
And so we ignore their mental illness until they are completely destroyed wood chipper lunatics.
With priest collars and flowers in their hair and fucking Crayola crayons all over their face.
This is him at his best.
But it needs to be handicapped.
Even the defencing isn't handicapped accessible right now at Stevens.
The other thing I want to address as a minister, I've done about an average of 10 weddings this year at the Rose Garden.
You don't want to put in one massive placebo.
You would have a backlog that is worse than that today.
When some Sundays are Saturdays, from what church?
The Church of the Poison Mind?
That's a culture club song from the 80s.
And finally, I want to address that desperate.
She probably facilitates weddings.
I now pronounce you bad decision makers.
Okay, that's enough.
So they, I don't know.
I kind of think it's weird that you're not trying.
I mean, if you're dressed up as a monster for Halloween, you'd be like, who come hither?
You know, you try to be scary.
You can't, if you're handing out candy to kids on Halloween and you're like a vampire, you can't just be like, hey guys, how's it going?
Oh, I love your costume.
You have to be like, hello, who does come by?
Because you're dressed as a vampire.
It's sort of like a gay friend of mine a long time ago.
He said, my problem with drag queens is I'm like, are you like Miss Hot Mess right now?
Or are you Dan?
Like, can we talk about the fact that your rent just went up 200 bucks a month?
Or is that...
It's like talking to a clown.
So with her, get into character.
Say, hi, look, I'm a minister and I've done a lot of weddings this year.
If we had one big gazebo, it would be an absolute nightmare.
I mean, I would probably, it would be like PMS for 30 days a month because we do so many weddings in this park.
Let's spread out the gazebos, you guys.
Spread them out the way I spread my pussy lips.
We need more mentally handicapped parking.
Okay, finally, Michelle.
I found Aaron Bonderoff.
What is it?
Here's Ann Link.
There he is.
Where's Ann Link?
Gotcha.
This is from 2011, pretty recent.
There he is.
Great guy.
And we were talking about him because I handed him a Presidente.
He didn't break stride when he was talking.
He's like, so I get in there and there's like, oh, Dominican beer, never been.
We get in there at five o'clock.
And ever since then, every time my wife and I have a presidente, we go, Dominican beer, never been.
Before every sip.
All right, before the first sip.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
accusations of sexual misconduct.
Yeah, this is what I heard.
So I don't know what No Wave is, but he was really good at hustling.
And like, he had that Harlem thing, even though he's not from Harlem.
I think he's from, yeah, he's from Brooklyn.
He had that great Harlem thing of always having a hustle going, and I got an art gallery.
Yo, we're doing this thing.
So I guess No Wave was an art gallery, Katie Red.
Oh, damn.
So not everybody's impressed with Aaron Gordon's Dwayne Wade diss track?
That's news.
Aaron Gordon, what are you talking about?
On a separate article of highest nobriety.
That's got nothing to do with this subject.
It's Aaron Bonderoff.
I know, but I got distracted.
That's such a thrilling article.
No Wave is this.
Ryan, do you mind paying attention to the show that you're on?
Promotes expression through music, interviews, exhibitions, and happenings.
Okay, so it's like a younger hipster vice.
As part of Aaron Bondoroff's resignation from Moran Bonderoff.
Wait, what's Moran Bonderoff?
Is that like his dad's thing?
He will also be stepping down from No Wave.
Wait, what's Moran Bonderoff?
Is he stepping down from his fucking dad's thing?
The Moran Bonderoff Gallery.
Yeah, I think his dad was a gallerist.
Moran Moran is a contemporary art gallery in LA founded by Al Moran.
It was later renamed Gallery.
Oh, was Moran Bondoroff like the two split names, like Rivera McInnes?
Gotcha.
Oh, few.
There's nothing I hate worse than seeing a father stab his son in the back.
Gotta go down with the ship.
I get it.
There they are.
So they had an art gallery together.
We want the woman to come forward to know that we hear you.
We take these allegations very seriously.
The guy was getting crazy pussy.
He was a model for Supreme.
So I don't know the whole story, but this could just be the Times catching up with a guy who got laid too much and going, that's fucked up.
Stop hitting on broads.
Like the letter we had yesterday where you asked a girl out to lunch and he was fired.
Woman to come forward, blah, blah, blah.
I've been working for No Wave in London producing radio shows.
Safe space, blah, blah, blah.
The actions of one individual, blah, blah, blah.
Can you just tell me the story?
So much, like in this fear of sticking your neck out, which is the culture we've created by chopping everyone's head off.
Now when you read things, they just read like bullshit PR crap.
Following the shift in our culture, we will continue to provide this platform for expression, open to all community discourse.
What did he do?
Did he grab a pussy?
Oh, here we go.
Bondoroff groped her, putting his hand down her one-piece bodysuit and ripping it.
The whole thing was very violent.
I tried to grab his arm and he wouldn't budge.
It was rock solid.
So am I. Then Wright alleges that Bondoroff asked her not to tell anyone what happened and said he would try to help her advance her career.
Second woman came forward shortly after I began texting.
He invited her to her place when she arrived.
He began kissing her non-consensually.
She then suggested they go to a restaurant.
Well, Bondroff repeatedly asked that they have go to a sex shop and buy BDSM.
BDSM was a recurrent theme in her artwork.
Not saying she asked for it.
I was like, no, I'm into the aesthetic of it.
I'm not really into that and getting good at it, if you will.
He kept trying to force himself on me like a broken record.
And that seems to be it with her.
The third allegation comes from an anonymous artist who alleges that Vondorf contacted on Instagram and said a professional meeting, which sent into an art and described an unwanted sexual encounter.
She suggests they go to a restaurant, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, where the late artist Dash Snow used to work, Rip.
He said it might be really inspiring to you.
I thought in my gut that this was off.
I was so naive.
My recollection of these consensual encounters is very different from what these women described.
So yeah.
Once again, it goes back to what we talked about during that Me Too thing, where if something happens to you, like the biggest one there sounds like the ripping of the thing and the grabbing of the tit, call the cops.
Otherwise, don't do anything.
Or else it's just rumors.
And you're actually, if someone is out doing that and you don't pursue it, then you're justifying it and encouraging it to happen to the next person.
If you knowingly watch a burglar rob you, don't call the cops, and then complain two years later about how he was the guy at my house who stole my jewelry.
How much jewelry has he stolen since then?
I'm so good at analogies.
All right, let's end the show and go to the final video.
This I thought was interesting because the girl filming is laughing her ass off.
Yep.
Right.
What?
Yep.
Okay.
Okay, just pause.
So, A, this girl seems kind of ghetto, the black girl.
So no, she's probably been in a lot of fights.
B, she's got big sneakers on, has big feet.
You have socks on.
C, have you not watched chick fights before?
They pull hair.
So at least like get your hair, I don't know, in a ponytail or something behind you.
And then D, and this is no longer a tip for her, look at the ribald enthusiasm from everyone there that a fight is going down between two women.
Is this what feminism has wrought?
They always do the same kind of punching things.
They get them down by pulling their hands, and they both have each other's hair, and they always do these like bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink things.
But sorry, I was talking too much.
Go back to the end and listen to the girl filming the truth.
Isn't that kind of sinister?
And if it was dudes and you were sure there'd be no knives or anything, I think that's okay.
All right, folks, that's it for our show.
Tomorrow is Wednesday.
We do Wednesdays live, and there's the vice presidential debate.
Finally, an IQ.
Kamala Harris and Mike Pence.
Kamala Harris is pretty likable.
Mike Pence is a bit of a robot.
He can be pretty stiff.
She might win this one.
And that's strange because I think deep down the left knows that they're really voting for Kamala as president because Biden's going to die.
I mean, he might not make it until November.
Or he might get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.