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Oct. 5, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E20 - [2020-10-05 - S03E20 -]

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	It was the Bed Brains and their song Band in DC from their second album, Rock for Light, Roque Rochelle pour de Lumière.
	1983, that came out.
	They were like a funk band, and they weren't really punk just blew up in the late 70s, early 80s.
	So they, all right, we'll try punk rock.
	I don't think their hearts were in it.
	I think I saw the guitarist Daryl Jennifer say, I never really liked, I never really had fun after that first show.
	And then HR was into reggae.
	Anyway, we played band in DC because we were just back from DC and we're obviously banned.
	You'll notice that a desk is replete with souvenirs, including the Millennia mug and some sort of bald eagle, snow globe that's a glitter globe, Secret Service truck.
	I got this for my son, and he played with it for about one minute.
	I said, so you're done with that?
	And he goes, yeah.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	I'm done.
	And then I got this for my daughter, who's, you know, like all normal daughters, probably hates Trump.
	We don't discuss it.
	So there were some flops.
	But I did get, we went to a thrift store and I saw this t-shirt with like a million Mickey Mouses on it.
	It was a sweatshirt from the 80s.
	And I thought, oh, my daughter will love that.
	So I got it and I put it in a pile.
	And, you know, the family's running around.
	I didn't have time to say, here's, it's Christmas.
	Dad's back from DC.
	Here's your thing.
	Here's your thing.
	Here's your thing.
	And then I saw my wife was wearing it and thrilled that I was thinking about her and that I got her aesthetic.
	She showed up at my boys, my other boys.
	There was the young boy who was bored of this at seven, but the 12-year-old was playing baseball and I was there.
	And she rolls up like, my husband still gets me.
	I went, all right, you like the sweatshirt?
	All right.
	Because that was for you.
	As was the plan.
	Today's book is a graphic novel by Jeffrey Brown.
	Jeffrey Brown was a kid who went to Chicago art school and he was kind of a hoity-toity rich kid, upper middle class, doing classic paintings and landscapes and very fancy.
	And then he goes, I think I like comic books.
	Now he does children's comic books because he has a kid.
	And it's sort of like when actors have kids, they want to be in kids' movies.
	So now, actually, stop.
	I'm actually reading this book to my kid right now.
	Oh, no, it's a different Lucy and Andy Neanderthal.
	But it's weird because he has this autobio background where he talks about losing his virginity and doing drugs and naked chicks and whatever.
	In a very low-key beta male cartoonist way.
	These guys, I was a cartoonist when I was a young man.
	And I was the only one to do stories about like banging abroad and doing Coke and then falling, get in a fight.
	They're all like, I listened to the music.
	It was my favorite band.
	And then my girl kissed me.
	I didn't know what to do.
	They're actually naturally predisposed for children's books.
	But it's weird that a children's book writer has this sex past where he's got sex in stories.
	That's not him.
	But him was below that.
	I think that's him, yeah.
	What a sweet, sweet angel he is.
	So yeah, we're back from D.C. We got some souvenirs.
	We also went to the White House because we know Donald Trump and he was not there.
	So I just stood at the podium and I just, I did a speech that you're probably going to see on the news where I said, calm down.
	Everything's.
	And then people said, you know what?
	You don't look like him.
	You don't sound like him.
	Let's have your friend Ryan come up and just do the audio.
	And then I said, okay, well, then why does he have to stand at a podium?
	And they said, it would be best.
	And then Ryan did, did I send you the video?
	Oh, okay.
	Let's hear it.
	Sir, what about the swansford.tv?
	A great question.
	Censor TV.
	Wait, I didn't, wait, stop.
	You're a ventriloquist?
	You didn't even see the lips move.
	No, that was good.
	You have a talent we didn't know about.
	Correct.
	Ventriloquism.
	Let's see.
	Sir, what about the swansfire.tv?
	A great question.
	Censore TV is funny.
	It's a fun place.
	Lots of great people.
	Look it up.
	I mean, we can look into it.
	It's a lot of great things, frankly, but you, next.
	What different shows does it have?
	They got Biggs Soph.
	You know, we went over it.
	There's a lot of stuff.
	We thought you went to Biggs first.
	When people say what shows do you have.
	Anyway, it's just a commercial we shot at some place.
	Frankly.
	DC was fun.
	You've obviously seen our band in DC censored.tv presents.
	You saw that's on the site.
	I thought I'd give you an episode two because there's just so much going on.
	We're the number one talked about thing in the world.
	Wait, what's that?
	Pepe frog?
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	This terrible Pepe drawing.
	New York Post today is pretty New York-centric talking about de Blasio screwing up the schools.
	I mean, remember we had that guy, John McCaffey on.
	He says, it doesn't matter who the leader is.
	He's just sitting in the front of the train.
	It's the train that's deciding where this country goes.
	He just happens to be in the front seat.
	I think that is an intelligent look at the presidency.
	And I think he's got a lot right there.
	But I don't know if it's true of mayorship because de Blasio has totally destroyed New York City.
	I think mayors have a lot of power and can do a lot of shit.
	Oh, we got these shirts too.
	But Ryan lost his.
	But the mayor, the head of the public schools, they're both fuckhead socialist morons who are obsessed with affirmative action and race and punishing everyone else.
	They ruined New York.
	They did a really good job of fucking up.
	And of course, this is yesterday's news, literally, yesterday's news.
	I'll be back soon, I'll be back, and he's back.
	I think I can now confess that I was a tiny bit scared.
	Kumia got me fucking scared.
	He goes, this is how people die.
	You hear about how healthy they are and how everything's okay and not to worry.
	That's what problems are.
	You know something's up when someone, just like an animal house, where he's saying, Kevin Bacon is saying, stay calm.
	All is well.
	Stay calm.
	That's when you know it's bad.
	And he left today at 6.30 p.m.
	Don't let it dominate your life.
	With a success rate, every time I look up the success rate, I'm stunned.
	99.98.
	You know what?
	From now on, if anything is 99.98, in this head, it's 100.
	Use this condom.
	It has a 99.98% chance of working.
	That's 100.
	If you go out today and you ride your motorcycle, you have a 99.98% survival chance.
	I'm speeding.
	Here's a gun.
	I'm going to put it to your head.
	The odds are 99.98 the bullet will not go, it will not shoot.
	Okay, click.
	It'll do it.
	Before we get into all these, this news, we were there.
	I got to say, I'm not a fan of the word Bethesda.
	Clunky.
	Yucky.
	Yeah.
	Reminds me of Baphomet.
	It's satanic.
	Too biblical.
	It needs vowels.
	It's set on like the TH there.
	Bethesda?
	It's not fun to say.
	I don't like spelling it.
	I'd never been.
	Never.
	New York.
	Oh, I just said an inside joke with myself.
	There was this dude, A-Ron, we called him.
	Aaron.
	And back in the early aughts, he was a model for Supreme, the skateboard company.
	He was a freckle-faced Puerto Rican.
	He might have been on crack, but we used to do a radio show with American Apparel.
	And he's running around talking, and he was just like, no, it's a dude.
	A-Ron Supreme.
	Well, that is a dude, but...
	That is not the dude.
	What did you Google, you fucking tart?
	Aaron Supreme model.
	And then I put Freckles.
	Okay.
	A-Ron.
	Anyway, we're feeding him beers and stuff, and we were drinking Presidente, and he's like, so I get in there, I'm freaking out, and I hand him a beer, and he's like, yo, Presidente, Dominican beer, never been.
	Ever since that day, we always, every time we talk about a place we haven't seen, we say, never been.
	Anyway, that's a fucking boring tangent.
	Did you find him?
	No.
	Really?
	Skateboarder?
	I don't know.
	What's his last name?
	I think he got me too'd.
	Ooh.
	Me pooed.
	Are you doing a dash for A-Ron?
	Yep.
	A-R-O-N.
	Yep.
	Damn shame.
	The Gavin Doodles auction is done.
	$4,700.
	We raised that much money for the Kinsman Family and Max Hare's appeal, which is still plodding along.
	How much did that one go for?
	It sucks.
	Problem when I do these is I'm usually drunk.
	Let me see that one?
	Two terms?
	How much did that one go for?
	Go down.
	On the two screens.
	$700.
	Nice.
	That's interesting.
	Look at that.
	Terrible Rolling Stones, $160.
	Prison Art, $75.
	Please don't be...
	Look, they're all pretty okay.
	How much was that?
	$200 for the MAGA art.
	Red pilled, $95.
	Prison Art with the Butt did pretty good.
	$300.
	What about the Delaware?
	$250.
	John did not hit it out of the park.
	Delaware is $5.25.
	Oh, $5.25.
	Oh, yeah.
	I can't believe someone bought that shitty Kelly.
	I feel like redrawing it.
	Keep going down, though.
	Big hand, $145, $350, $150.
	So the moral of the story is...
	Wait, wait, what was the get-fired one?
	$350, huh?
	So the moral of the story seems to be here.
	If you're going to follow the market, supply and demand.
	Direct references to the show seem to do well.
	And anything Trump-related that I draw seems to do well.
	So we have Donald Trump, just the words coming out.
	All right.
	So our trip.
	Fun stuff.
	You know what's cool about technology now?
	Road trips aren't a bummer.
	Four hours in the car doesn't bother me because, for example, we were listening to Mark Norman in the car.
	And I'm listening to it going, first of all, he's a beta male, so it's a lot of shit.
	And this is a big thing with comedy now about how, I'm a total coward.
	I want to date a girl.
	I'm too scared to say hi.
	She's going to say no, and then I'm going to go bury myself in a hole.
	Don't like.
	He's got good stuff, and he makes some controversial jokes.
	Oh, you're a Jew.
	I assume he's a Jew, right?
	We can't hear him.
	Spear.
	She's like, you really have a bad driver?
	I'm like, sorry, you dirty skank.
	She's like, thank you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, sometimes I'll try to hook up and she's like, I can't have sex and I don't feel sexy.
	I can't have sex if I don't feel sexy.
	Wow, that was the case for me, I'd still be a virgin.
	What's going on there?
	Good jokes.
	But I always talk about the magical fairy dust that funny people have.
	And you just can tell.
	Like John Belushi had so much fairy dust on him that he OD'd.
	But his eyebrows and Animal House were the whole movie.
	And that's all he had to do.
	And you would die laughing because he had the gift.
	And I said, Louis C.K. has the gift.
	And I bet I could listen to a conversation with Louis C.K. And it would be funnier than this Mark Norman bit that he worked on and worked on and polished and spent like probably a year getting down to just his best jokes.
	And you go, I don't know, man.
	It's sort of like guitar.
	Like Jimi Hendrix was so loose and then you have someone shitty like Ryan where you can tell he's just like ding dong ding dong.
	Yeah, right.
	There's just no soul.
	I'm better than Jimi Hendrix.
	that should be on your dating app.
	Ryan Katsu Rivera, better than Jimi Hendrix.
	I don't use dating apps.
	Got me all wrong.
	So anyway, Ryan goes, I'll find you a conversation.
	And it's, it's Louis C.K. asking Donald Rumsfeld if he's a lizard.
	And it is one, I'd never heard it before.
	This is, by the way, making the drive feel like nothing.
	Four hours, nothing.
	Stop for Chick-fil-A once.
	It just whizzes by.
	I like it better than the train now.
	Because you can, you know, listen to loud stuff.
	You could like dodge potholes and drive.
	It's kind of fun.
	But you guys, we're not going to play the whole thing, but you guys got to look this up on your own.
	It's just the highest quality radio I've ever heard.
	And there's still those people out there that think Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are actually lizards who, I mean, literally, there's people that think they're lizards from outer space.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Who eat human flesh.
	I don't know if anybody's ever asked you directly, sir, but are you a lizard?
	Are you actually...
	Can you just please give that a straight answer?
	Let them answer.
	Are you a lizard?
	Here's the short answer.
	I'm in New York City.
	I walk down the street.
	People walk up.
	Okay, so anyway, you get the idea.
	Did you show them the title?
	If you look up Louis E.K. Lizard Rumsfeld, Opi and Anthony.
	And it's funny that we're watching that too, because the whole Trump Proud Boys thing is basically, do you disavow the Proud Boys?
	So do you disavow a group that I don't know how big they are.
	This is Chris Wallace's brain I'm doing.
	But it might hurt him to disavow them.
	Let's get rid of his base.
	Let's chip away at his base.
	But the catch-22 is, so you either chip away at your base or you are now responsible for everything a proud boy has ever said or anyone who might have been perceived as a proud boy, like Jason Kessler, who infiltrated the group and was immediately booted out after lying,
	pretending he's not all right.
	He was booted out.
	But you say Proud Boy member organized Charlottesville.
	Or this moron, Alan Swinney, who's just like a LARPer who loves to go to rallies all dressed up in his stupid outfits.
	He was like loosely associated with the club once.
	So now it's Proud Boy arrested for pulling out a gun.
	And now, if Trump doesn't disavow, then he advocates for Alan Sweeney.
	Accidentally typed anal Swinney.
	Got some weird results.
	Guy corresponded right after Proud Boys were arrested.
	He was like, we're having a big rally.
	We're going to fuck shit up.
	And I go, you're not a proud boy.
	And don't be fucking shit up.
	Like, right now, you need to lay low.
	And he's like, fuck that.
	We're not going to sit by.
	No, he said, I'm not going to sit by while America burns.
	This is all paraphrasing, of course.
	My memory's not perfect.
	Of all times, dude, can you not do that right now?
	Anyway, we'll get into that.
	I hope you've seen the footage of us in DC and you've seen us at the hospital.
	If not, it was fucking awesome.
	There's two major highlights from the censored.tv presents.
	One, while I was at Walter Reed Hospital for Trump, I was just goofing around and I said, I invented Proud Boys, trying to get people to notice me.
	And this woman finds out and she's hysterical.
	And she goes, you're sexist.
	And I go, yeah, pretty much.
	And I go, because of women like you, you're hysterical, you're emotional.
	Have you noticed this tick with adjusting your mask with mask people?
	It's become like a little weird tick.
	So that's gold.
	And we should clip that.
	Hey, what's your name?
	How do you do media that we have doing clips?
	That's a clip.
	And then the other thing that was pure serendipity.
	I'm so happy this happened.
	It's fucking gold.
	If you watch it, you're going to go, this is bullshit.
	You hired an actor.
	You set this up.
	So we were joking around pretending, well, we actually thought it would be really funny to do a tour of DC for free for locals and film it and just make up facts about, that's the world's first bank.
	So I was doing that.
	For 10 minutes before we started recording, too.
	Yeah, and then doubled over the line and goes, why are we wasting this bit?
	So then we started recording and kept doing a tour.
	And then the Syrian Goomba, which was a demographic I was not familiar with, comes up and starts going, why do they fucking want to talk to you, make you look like a bad guy?
	You know, you're a great guy.
	And this country, I'm from Syria.
	My cousin had his head chopped off for criticizing the government.
	Yeah, these people don't know what they got.
	And then a white woman shows up with her black pet boyfriend.
	And he's a reasonable dude.
	And he's like, I see you looking at me and you're like, you think it's bullshit.
	You hate Trump.
	We should be happy to be in the freest country in the world.
	And the black guy's like, I am.
	And then she sort of grabs him.
	Bad dog.
	She pulls in her Dalmatian.
	Bad doggie.
	She goes, he's look at her.
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	Bad dog.
	Get him out of here.
	Hey, I'm a Muslim.
	I could tell.
	Oh, I thought he was going like this, but he's going, give me one.
	Because she goes, he lies.
	And we're like, give us one lie.
	I can't play this.
	There's thousands.
	And we go, okay, so it should be easy to get one.
	There's thousands of reasons the Mets disappoint their fans.
	I can give you a thousand right now.
	Should be easy.
	She goes, I don't have them all memorized, which is like every fucking time.
	Name one thing.
	Oh, where to begin?
	Anyway, when we went to the hospital, like there was all this press there, and I could see them seeing who I was.
	And Freakingut.
	No, this is back to the notes now, Ryan.
	We're done pushing something that's already on the site.
	Freakingut, but not coming over to me.
	Like that woman, that hysterical bitch, actually had bigger balls than most of the media.
	And there was this tweet that went out from some guy, DJ Judd.
	His actual name's DJ.
	I mean, I assume it's Donald Joseph or something, but this is a 1-3, Ryan.
	But imagine your name was DJ?
	Oh, is that?
	Yeah, that's his in-it.
	Proudboys Founder rallies Trump supporters outside Walter Reed Medical Center.
	Raw story, which is shockingly left-wing.
	It makes it basically media matters.
	They try to find a picture where I look bad.
	Mission successful.
	I don't know.
	I mean, you're dealing with this.
	I think there's nothing to write home about.
	They removed your eyebrows.
	You know that.
	I don't have eyebrows.
	That's why I wear these big stupid glasses to just sort of give some definition to the top half.
	Oh, I see.
	Keep going down, though.
	Yeah, look at his name.
	DJ Judd.
	Your name's DJ?
	Hi, I'm DJ.
	Oh, you're a DJ?
	No, no, no.
	It's just my name.
	Well, then change it.
	Are you a hot girl in an 80s situation?
	Whatever the D is, make that your name.
	I don't care if it's Donnie.
	DJ.
	Hi, I'm DJ Judd.
	Judd.
	Judd means it's a Jewish word, I think, for river.
	Like Judd Lagoon is another fucking weak-ass shit reporter.
	And his name is a river of vegetables.
	In other words, diarrhea.
	So this is DJ River.
	Anyway, it appears that Gavin Kinnis front of the Power Boys is here at Walter Reed Medical Center.
	But look at the picture they use.
	Some fucking pussy ass cameraman took a picture of his video feed screen.
	So rather than go, oh, because I might shoot him because I'm the leader of the Nazis, he just goes, What a fucking pussy.
	Meanwhile, you know what's ironic?
	And you'll see this in the tape, you want to talk about guns and danger?
	There was some nut liberal.
	Ugh, god damn it, dude.
	He looks like an animatronic.
	You gotta get a better haircut.
	Something's not right here.
	He's really bad.
	He looks like the dude from Mad TV playing a Charlottesville douche.
	Wow, you're right.
	Hello, humans.
	So there was this stolen valor weirdo liberal who hated the black Trump supporters especially and would attack them.
	And he was driving by in circles with a Glock, flashing it.
	I saw it with my own eyes, just like this, driving.
	So, yes, there is danger at these things.
	And it's always from the left.
	What's 1-4?
	I think it's the same thing.
	Yeah, that's the tweet.
	And then What's 1-5?
	Trump's debate callout bolsters far-right prowboys.
	Oh, so that's go down?
	So that's just the ancient story about all this shit.
	That's boring.
	I don't know why.
	Who are the prowboys?
	But go back to 1-4.
	Look at the reactions of people.
	I always say 2020 is an IQ test.
	And you can really see, I believe Joe Biden gave the shout out.
	Keep going down.
	Keep...
	Sorry.
	How did the leader of a group classified extremists by the FBI, not true, get on a secure military installation?
	That's the, because it's a military hospital.
	So I'm somehow in the hospital now in her retarded, tiny mind.
	Keep going down.
	I don't get it.
	Oh, so they comb and comb.
	No, no, no, that guy with the hat.
	They comb and comb, and they find a dude with a MAGA hat punching a liberal who was being a dick.
	Lost his temper, right?
	Flat out.
	So that is, I've seen that a hundred times, by the way.
	Oh, is that not new?
	No.
	This myopic obsession with one time, and they make that a prowl boy, by the way.
	One time a MAGA dude loses his temper and goes bonk, that's viral.
	But four months of riots and fires and vandalism, not an issue.
	Insurance will cover that.
	It's just a building.
	But they punched a guy, just like Charlottesville.
	Heather hire, Heather Hire, Heather Hire.
	What about all the black people that have been killed during this bullshit rioting?
	Wait, is that Will Summer complaining about my open container?
	Somebody responded to Will Summers.
	What did Will Summer say?
	I'm always obsessed, petrified of what Will Summers' take is.
	I can't see it.
	I think he's just retweeting.
	What the fuck?
	I mean, wait, what did he say?
	It's just a reason to party, and I feel like you have friends for most of these people.
	What?
	It's a reason to party and feel like you have friends.
	Oh, I see.
	Sure.
	I do have friends.
	And it is a reason to party because we knew he was going to get better, and we were right.
	And we also know he's going to win, and we were right.
	Uh-oh, connection with Roger Stone.
	Anyway, I'm turning into Trump here, dwelling on the haters.
	This was an interesting example of Trump derangement syndrome.
	1.6.
	I'm getting fascinated by this.
	I'm not going to show you a bunch of BLM riots and all that shit.
	It's still going on.
	They're still screaming Black Lives Matter.
	They're still stopping cars.
	But this one interests me in particular because she's just absolutely out of her fucking mind.
	Just pause here.
	I went into my local recently and there was an old guy.
	We call him Heart Attack Tony because he had a heart attack and he hasn't been quite the same since.
	And he's a lefty, whatever.
	I get it.
	But he was wearing an Antifa mask, the ones that are turtlenecks.
	I told you about this already.
	Now, I have to concede that I was genuinely triggered.
	I sort of went, ah, it was in my safe space, my bar.
	They don't allow politics at this particular bar.
	And I just saw it and I thought, you're like 60 years old.
	This couldn't be a worse time for Antifa as far as public relations go.
	Almost as bad as Proud Boys.
	And you're wearing that thing on your face.
	Maybe on the first day of rioting, I could kind of get it.
	Oh, they're fucking shit up.
	But now, four months in, and You're like, these guys are doing a great job.
	I'm anti-fascist.
	So I was triggered, but you know what I did?
	I just went, Oh, you got the old Antifa thing there, Tone.
	He's like, Yeah.
	And I sort of look at the bartender, and he just is like that because the guy's not right.
	And I just finished my beer.
	I went, You know what?
	I don't want to have it out here at my local, ruin my comfort here and make it into a big scene.
	So I just finished my beer paid and left.
	That was me at this phase.
	I mean, maybe if the next president is an Antifa member and he has Antifa flags at them on the podium, maybe I might get this mad?
	I don't know.
	I can't really picture.
	Can you guys at home picture yourself being this mad about a flag or a president or a rally?
	I mean, if it was pro-pedophilia and they're like, pizza, gay, it was true, and it rocked.
	Maybe.
	But this is like anti-pedophile levels of rage.
	She's taking the flag.
	She's trying to.
	Oh, we saw this from another angle.
	Did we?
	Yeah.
	I saw another one where this woman had climbed up a balcony and this guy was filming her and he's going, oh, yeah.
	You're trying to take my flag?
	And she's like, yes, I am.
	What happens when you take these people's flags?
	Does your pain go away?
	Yeah, the guy filmed me on the truck.
	Josh is so stupid.
	Anyone acting like one?
	Get your mate, you.
	Tolerant left.
	You know what's funny about this?
	We'll get to this in a second, but they hijacked the Proud Boys thing to make us gay.
	And the reason, it's ironic because we have tons of gays.
	And the reason we have so many gays is the left, especially the LGBTQ community, are wholly intolerant.
	So when you come out as a MAGA dude, you are totally ostracized from the community.
	You can't go to certain bars.
	Like Chadwick used to go to all these different gay bars.
	And when they found that he supported Trump, he can't go in there and have a drink anymore.
	So we take them in.
	Come on in, buddy.
	I don't give a shit.
	Don't fuck me, though.
	But if you can keep your dink out of my bum, I don't care.
	And the mega gays don't talk about homosexuality.
	They're just like normal dudes.
	It's the liberal gays that have to inject their gayness into every conversation and every fucking side dish.
	But yeah, let's go back to this.
	So I have a Trump section here.
	He's yet to condemn white supremacy.
	We're still waiting patiently, Trump.
	1-7.
	Turn it up.
	The anti-Semitic threats targeting our Jewish community and community centers are horrible and are painful and a very sad reminder of the work that still must be done with hate and prejudice and evil.
	About the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.
	We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence.
	It has no place in America.
	I mean, we're going to watch this for five minutes.
	He literally wrote, hey, it has no home here.
	All those signs are based on what he just said.
	And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs.
	I'm going to go pee.
	Including the Fake Fake Day, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as Americans.
	Those who spread violence in the name of bigotry strike at the very core of America.
	Love for America requires love for all of its people.
	When we open our hearts to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice, no place for bigotry, and no tolerance for hate.
	We have it in our power, should we so choose, to lift millions from poverty, to help our citizens realize their dreams, and to ensure that new generations of children are raised free from violence, hatred,
	and fear.
	We want our country to be a place where we can.
	Direct the bit, dude.
	You have to show my chair empty to show that this goes on and on and on and on and on.
	You can't make it exciting.
	What was 18?
	We had our own Wayne Dupree put this out.
	People forget there is a Wayne Dupree outside of censored.tv, and he's one of the top news sites in the world.
	Twitter users dig up Jim Acosta's damning tweet that vindicate Trump on the white supremacy lies.
	Let's go down a bit.
	No, it's tweets.
	Trump has finally condemned white supremacists, dot, dot, dot, on Hannity.
	That's October 1st, 2020.
	And then someone points out you in 2017.
	Trump condemns KKK and white supremacists, commenting on Charlottesville.
	Racism is evil.
	How many times do we have to go through this?
	It ends up having the reverse effect.
	I think this kind of shit makes people racist.
	Because they're like, are you racist?
	No.
	Are you racist?
	No.
	Are you racist?
	No.
	Are you racist?
	Yeah, fuck you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I am.
	They're not eventually admitting the truth.
	They're getting bored of the accusation.
	Are you gay?
	Are you gay?
	Are you gay?
	No, no, no.
	Yeah, I'm a big giant fag.
	I dance around in a tutu.
	Fuck.
	Let me go put on my high-heel shoes.
	Will you leave me alone now?
	And again, the media is hiding what's really going on in the country.
	They have no connection to America anymore.
	They're separate.
	This is not my discovery.
	This was Charles Murray.
	He talked about this a long ass time ago in his book, Coming Apart.
	But look at the turnout for Trump 19.
	Look at this shit.
	Have you seen this anywhere?
	Even Fox News?
	A mob.
	What's that?
	5,000?
	5,000 to 10,000, I'd say.
	Gathered to pray for President Trump and the First Lady.
	This is where we were in front of the hospital.
	Did I talk about...
	Wait, you've got to see this Biden turnout.
	So I think I forgot to put in the notes.
	Biden had a rally in somewhere in the Northeast, like New Hampshire or something, for Biden.
	And the turnout was shocking.
	There was maybe 12 people there.
	They say it's for social distancing, but like people were 50 feet apart.
	Unless they're compulsive sneezers.
	Do you have that?
	It's not in the notes, Ryan.
	Oh, okay.
	Terrible turnout, Bernie's rally for Biden.
	Oh, it was Bernie's?
	Okay.
	Was Bernie Sanders campaigning for Biden?
	It's funny that he's a socialist and he probably just did that because he got paid.
	Bernie Sanders dumps for Joe Biden.
	Yeah, see, this is the problem.
	When I don't have the actual article that I dug up, you're just going to see stuff like that.
	You got to look up Terrible Turnout.
	Because it's the least I've ever seen.
	I'm going to say it's 17 people.
	And that bikers thing, that wasn't a big rally.
	That wasn't like he was doing a talk there.
	That was just a bunch of bikers going, let's get together and pray.
	Let me see.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Nice.
	Look at that.
	This is the beauty.
	Like, the turnouts are a huge deal because in 2016, we heard he was a loser and no one likes him and no one comes to his rallies and Hillary's kicking ass.
	99% chance of winning.
	And Trump couldn't change that because that was the narrative.
	And then thanks to social media, he held up his phone and he just went and you saw a Rolling Stones concert in Rio de Janeiro.
	And that's...
	And then, so then what happened was they said, oh, Trump, Trump used social media to win.
	So Facebook and Twitter, they got Trump elected.
	No, dude.
	You took away all of the options.
	You painted him into a corner.
	And even in that corner, he created beauty and magic and won.
	It's sort of like saying, taking a prisoner and taking away all his paints, everything.
	And he's just got, sort of like when David Cho was in prison in Tokyo.
	You leave him just a broken piece of crayon.
	And then he does this incredible, perfectly photorealistic drawing with a broken piece of crayon and some pee and a touch of poo.
	And you go, oh, well, obviously Crayola made this artist who he is today.
	A poor workman blames his tools.
	And Trump was left with almost no tools to win in 2016.
	In fact, it was the opposite.
	People were working hard to destroy him.
	And he did it with just one Twitter account.
	So that doesn't mean that Twitter got him elected, dude.
	A broken crayon did not get him elected.
	What he does with his tool, his broken crayon, got him elected.
	You fuckers.
	Can we hear what song he comes out to?
	Wait, he's gay?
	Well, he wasn't before coming out, but...
	What the hell is that?
	Joy to the people.
	People.
	Joy to the people?
	Is that that joy to the world?
	No.
	What's joy to the people?
	They wouldn't do a Christian song.
	Joy to the world.
	You know what I've noticed in liberal neighborhoods?
	They're really pushing Halloween early.
	And I think it...
	They might think it's a fuck you to Christianity.
	Everything's political now.
	I've never seen Halloween decorations out this early.
	I mean, my Halloween's going to be political.
	I'm going to make sure I'm handing out candy no matter what the rules are, no matter what they've banned.
	I've got a big tube system set up to give kids the candy without touching them or being within six feet of them.
	Free healthcare and college for everyone.
	There already is free college.
	It's called City College.
	So here's a weird thing.
	A big rally in NYC.
	All these cars got together and just drove through Midtown.
	Which you're asking for a brick through your window here.
	Although Midtown's pretty safe.
	If you were to do that, you know, south of 14th Street, you're looking for trouble.
	Although these riots have made it up to Times Square.
	So this must be Staten Island, Jersey, Long Island.
	Zero Manhattanites.
	I guarantee.
	I know every Manhattanite in Manhattan.
	They're proud boys.
	And then here's a weird thing.
	So that's the protest.
	And then they have this bicycle thing that also happened this weekend.
	And they ride their bikes for peace or something.
	And a cyclist was killed by deadly.
	No, no, no, that's the wrong one.
	Wait, that is the right one.
	Shit, did I fuck up?
	I could search for something else here.
	I don't.
	So there was this like bicycles for justice or something, right?
	And that was on the weekend.
	And then a car plowed through them.
	I don't think he killed anyone.
	But because they're for justice and they were hit by a truck, they make it into this thing about how he's a Trump supporter and we're here for Black Lives Matter.
	But it wasn't obvious they were for Black Lives Matter.
	It's just a huge mob of people on bikes.
	So it could have been a black dude in a truck getting mad.
	At the same time, wait, go back to my wrong link there.
	2-1.
	Go down.
	Another cyclist I know has a heroic frontline.
	Yeah, okay.
	So I have, I'm sorry, I don't have the right story in the sense that I don't have the original story of the truck hitting someone.
	But maybe just look up truck plowed into cyclists, Manhattan, New York City, whatever.
	It might even be still on that article.
	But it wasn't obvious what the cyclists were doing.
	And it wasn't obvious what the guy in the truck was was about.
	So they just make it Trump.
	Was this this weekend?
	That's September 3rd, genius.
	Oh.
	So they frame it as it was a Trump supporter.
	But then around the same time, well, actually that night, so, oh, sorry, very early that morning, like 6 a.m. or something, there was an Asian woman riding her bicycle.
	And that's 2-1.
	No, 2-2.
	An Asian woman on her bicycle.
	And she gets killed by an ATV.
	So they call it a motorcycle.
	And they know it's a black dude because the black guys in New York, they drive these ATVs that are souped up.
	You know, those things that are for like fucking stunts.
	And they also ride those stupid batmobiles.
	And then they trick them out and they take over the West Side Highway and go up and down and ripping through the suburbs.
	I mean, they do it all over America, really.
	And it's a black thing.
	So if it's 6 a.m., that's very late at night for some people.
	And he plowed into this nurse.
	So that I can't make Trump, right?
	So that article now, they make it all about safety.
	So 2-1 is all about how we need more safety in New York.
	Yeah, Baltimore is out of control with this shit.
	Those are the ATVs I'm talking about.
	This is the exact same thing we see.
	Yeah.
	We see that all over New York City, Harlem, Brooklyn.
	So with the Asian girl, they know they can't do the Trump thing, so they say, it's about bicycle safety.
	That's what we need more bicycle safety.
	Bicycle safety, you can't go more than 15 miles an hour in New York unless you're on the sidewalk or ripping through someplace at 6 a.m. on an ATV.
	Legally, if you follow the rules, just like legal guns, you can't really do anything in New York.
	At four in the morning, you can go from the financial district, World Trade Center, bottom of New York, out the top through Harlem in maybe 25 minutes.
	Any other time, sorry, 5 in the morning.
	Any other time, it's a two-hour journey.
	So cyclists are doing great in New York.
	I just brought that up to talk about the false narrative.
	Another cyclist news.
	A couple days ago, a cyclist was suspended for divisive pro-Trump tweets.
	I don't care.
	I want to get back to that guy in the car.
	Poop.
	All right, let's jump to Proud Boys.
	Number one topic in the country still.
	Basically, when something comes along that helps Trump, whether it's Twitter and him going like that or an animal house men's club that is having a gay old time, they have to make it evil.
	Now, the ways you make things evil are pedophilia, Nazi, or gay.
	The pedophilia and the gay thing seems to work with really uptight rednecks.
	It obviously doesn't work with the left.
	And Nazi works well with them too.
	The problem with pedophilia is it can sound homophobic and the left doesn't like that.
	So when they're trying to trigger the right, they say, let's just make them Nazis, and that will actually trigger the left.
	It'll just make them into pariahs.
	Or we'll say they're gay and that will drive them nuts.
	So here they are.
	This is SNL now taking the debate moment that mentioned Proud Boys and making it even more white powery.
	Dude, I'm so pink in this.
	I'm not that pink.
	I look like I'm sunburned.
	Would you six then?
	I'd like to close with white supremacy.
	Ooh, baby, come to Papa.
	Mr. President, I'll ask you directly.
	Do you condemn white supremacists?
	Condemn them?
	I don't know any.
	I mean, who are you even talking about?
	The Proud Boys, the White Boot, the Eugenics Eagles.
	I didn't even know any of these groups.
	I certainly wouldn't even know how to signal them if I tried.
	America, are you listening to this?
	The President of the United States is literally blowing a dog whistle.
	I don't think this thing is working.
	I don't hear anything.
	Mr. Vice President, your closing statement.
	Well.
	That is so unfair.
	Why don't I get to make a closing statement first?
	After all, I am the pres.
	I haven't seen this yet.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Jim Carrey kind of nails it.
	He does a good Biden.
	He does a good Biden, but he's better than Steve Martin's Roger Stone.
	Oh, God.
	But this is so corny.
	Sorry, but I think we all needed a break.
	Isn't that satisfying?
	Just not to hear his voice for a single goddamn second.
	So these tourists that are excited to be in New York City from the Midwest and get to see SNL live, and they're like, yeah, we voted for him.
	We kind of like him.
	We also like comedy, but there's...
	There's a lot of Manhattanites in the audience of SNL.
	Although I don't know what the clapping is from.
	Did they open it back up?
	Let's bask in the Trumplessness.
	Oh, that was good.
	Now, Chris, could I speak directly to the American people?
	All right, we get it.
	Look up SNL's writers.
	Totally weird.
	Because you've got to understand who is writing these bits.
	Basically, they say, I wish there was some way that karma and science could come together to do something about Trump.
	And then everybody claps for him having COVID, basically.
	Oh, that's nice.
	That's nice.
	I guess that's what you get in a world without Christianity.
	You can't lose sight of being.
	People clapping at death.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	That happened.
	It's pretty harsh.
	That is fucking harsh.
	But look up SNL writers.
	Okay.
	They tend to be fat.
	They tend to be betas.
	They don't get laid.
	They're workaholic kind of.
	Anyone involved in comedy, they see that as the pinnacle.
	If you're at UCB or you're a stand-up comic, getting a job at SNL is considered heaven on earth.
	I don't quite get it.
	But Google image them.
	All right.
	Well, there's different seasons, but let's see here.
	Yeah, I'm aware there's different seasons.
	Yeah, these are the old ass.
	Oh, look at that picture of the...
	Yeah, there you go.
	Smiggle.
	Oh, that was a guy, though.
	But look at that one.
	Yeah, let's blow that up.
	You got to save the image?
	No, no, no, no.
	I ain't going to do that shit.
	A lot of diversity there, huh?
	Why, there's women, men, people in dress shirts.
	Why there's woman?
	People in t-shirts.
	There's woman.
	Anyway.
	Oh, crap.
	It's disgruntled fat betas in brown corduroy blazers and t-shirts.
	Mom jeans and nikes.
	Nikes.
	So make them Nazis is one thing you should do to a group that supports Trump.
	Make them gay is the biggest one that's going around now.
	Let's make Proud Boys gay.
	Gay men have taken over the Proud Boys hashtag.
	And the beauty of Allah Al-Assar, who's a Muslim, by the way, why don't you do an article on how your cousins feel about gays?
	And focus on exactly what building they want to throw them off of.
	Because I have a feeling you're not quite as damning when it comes to your family's opinion or your neighbor's opinion or your home country's opinion on gays.
	Because it ain't good.
	How about this fucking clown world we're living in where Muslims preach to us about our homophobia?
	What?
	Oh my.
	Anyway, I thought this was funny because they just assume we're homophobes and then show us kissing, right?
	Scroll down on that link.
	Oh, I don't think I have to scroll down.
	Go to the top.
	The top, sorry.
	Or the bottom, whatever.
	It's the same thing.
	The reclaiming of proud boys is wonderful.
	Here's me and my husband together for 20 years and married for three.
	Wow, that's a long ass engagement, dude.
	17 years?
	I guess when you don't have ovaries that dry up, you can allow for that kind of a drag out.
	It also implies, by the way, you didn't really want to be married, right?
	If you were together for 17 years?
	Anyway, both very proud boys.
	So that's the worst thing imaginable.
	That's the end of the brand.
	We've been ruined.
	Proud boys are over.
	Here is Mike and Dave Dahl.
	They share the last name.
	This was me celebrating their six-year anniversary of marriage.
	They are proud boys.
	I just contacted them.
	I said, can you take a picture of you guys making out with your Fred Perrys?
	Why did you dummies assume we were anti-gay?
	Like, you didn't look it up before you went on a rampage?
	So this is the meme that's going around.
	These are proud boys.
	They'll walk seven miles half naked in any weather, wearing three-inch heels and dancing.
	No, they won't.
	I live in New York.
	I've been to Gay Pride.
	They usually have sneakers on.
	The ones with the heels, they'll do like a quarter mile.
	And then these are Nazis.
	They can't even go to the grocery store without assault weapons.
	This is after I had read Ann's speech after she was banned at Berkeley.
	I'm also saying Uhuru as a joke from a meme.
	Anyway.
	Hopefully they don't ruin that catchy Aladdin theme song.
	Yeah, that would be a shame.
	Yeah, why don't you...
	I've seen that before, where they go, they like the song Aladdin from a Disney children's musical.
	What?
	I thought it was a motorhead song.
	No, dude, it's super gay, written by a gay dude who died of AIDS.
	I like how they try to make gay an insult.
	You know, that's messed up.
	It's like, let's ruin Proud Boys by saying they're friends with blacks.
	It's like that dude Brandon I told you about, who I used to hang out with Jay Johnson, what was his name, Jerry Minor, and his buddy Brandon every time I went to LA.
	And then when all this shit hit the fan the first time, I guess this is 2016, he contacted me.
	Maybe I was still on Facebook them, DM me or something.
	And he goes, wow, this shit's crazy.
	No, he didn't even say, wow, that shit's crazy.
	He just jumped into, I'm going to tell people that we used to hang out.
	I have pictures of us together.
	Like, are you trying to make me pay you for them because I want to publish them?
	Like, I always consider hiring like actors, black people to just sort of walk around me at all times, high-fiving me.
	Over and over.
	Over and over and over and over.
	And he goes, I'm going to show all your fucking white supremacists, proud boys, you, me, and Jerry hanging out.
	Maybe don't take advantage, like, don't assume that this ridiculous narrative is true before you start fighting for it.
	It's like that dude, Tail, who tried to blackmail me for a picture of a dick in my mouth, and he didn't have the picture because it doesn't exist.
	I mean, get your shit straight first.
	Make sure the guy did it, and then go attack him.
	Make sure Proud Boys are homophobic before you blow our minds by being gay.
	And it made me realize this whole thing.
	I was actually talking to Chadwick about it.
	I think he's writing about it for the spectator.
	Do my hair.
	It made me realize we always say the left can't meme.
	The gay left can't meme even worse.
	They're terrible at this shit.
	Like, look how terrible that is.
	And it reminded me of the Pulse Nightclub.
	So after a homophobic Muslim man who hates gays shot up the Pulse Nightclub, I think he killed 49 people, injured about 90.
	Dead bodies everywhere, worse than Bataclan.
	Milo and I went there the next day to the site.
	So we're looking up on the tops of Ruse for snipers and we said, fuck Islam, and we made out.
	Now, I'm not gay.
	I made out with a dude to fight homophobia.
	That's a good meme.
	That's a good activism.
	That's good pro-gay activism.
	That's brave.
	About a month later, a bunch of gays started kissing each other in their own living rooms with their own boyfriends to say, fuck you, Pulse.
	We're standing up against homophobia.
	You're like, dude, I already did that way better straighten a gay dude in the actual danger zone.
	You smooching your boyfriend in your living room is not brave.
	Kissing the person you're in love with, not blowing any minds there.
	It's sort of like white girls with black guys who think they're blowing your mind.
	Like the one in our video there with her pet bull.
	Pet pit bull.
	Pet bull.
	You're blowing a dude you're in love with.
	That's not revolutionary.
	That's what all women do.
	Until they get this and then they pack it in.
	Am I right, guys?
	Fuck you.
	2-5.
	Did we do 2-5 yet?
	Wait, that was 2-5.
	Okay, let's do 2-6.
	Oh, yeah.
	Meet the couple fighting anti-gay hit.
	They hate one kiss a day.
	This was miles after the shooting.
	Not impressive.
	Unless the killer tracks...
	He's at large and he tracks IP addresses and then he finds you.
	Isn't he dead?
	Yes.
	Like you blew it, dummies.
	The left can't meme and the gay left can't, can't, can't meme.
	I added three.
	I did two.
	You read two.
	2.5, maybe.
	But there's something even stupid.
	I remember when my friend Marie Silcott was writing a book about rave culture, and she was in Miami, and she was talking to gay ravers.
	She goes, what are you guys like?
	What's your politics?
	What are you trying to do here?
	And raving was political back in the early to mid-90s.
	And they said, nothing.
	We're just like parting, sucking, decks, and doing cup.
	And she goes, wow, there's zero anything behind this.
	It's just people being dumbasses.
	You don't know how to spell Marie, do you?
	M-I-R-I-E-L-L-E.
	S-I-L-C-O-T-T.
	Is that her name?
	One more time?
	M-I-R-I-E-L-L-E S-I-L-C-O-T-T.
	Silcott.
	Marie Silcott.
	Gotcha.
	And she did a rave book.
	There it is.
	It's with the star.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, I helped her with that book.
	Well, I hung out with her when she was writing it.
	And yeah, she's like, a lot of these gay groups, they have no, nothing going on.
	It's just like, pardang.
	And judging by this attack, I'm starting to think that the LGBT has an IQ problem.
	Like the Paul shooting when Work for Peace, this is a Jewish gentleman who wears tiny shorts, there he is, and Robin Williams suspenders and a woman's bathing suit.
	He saw the dead bodies in Orlando and said, that's it.
	I've had enough.
	Okay, so you're going to stand up to radical Islam?
	What are you going to do?
	Have a big dance in front of a mosque?
	I'll go.
	I support you.
	That's great.
	No, we're going to Mike Pence's house.
	I thought Mike Pence was Christian.
	He is.
	And they hate us.
	Well, no, I think they think it's a sin and that God will judge you and stuff, but they didn't shoot up your club.
	A Muslim did.
	Fuck it.
	We're doing Mike Pence, people.
	That's not just wrong.
	That's embarrassing.
	This is embarrassing.
	You are protesting Mike Pence's hatred of twerking.
	Mike Pence doesn't give a shit about your twerking.
	Hate has no home here.
	You fucking losers should be at a mosque or at least a mosque that's related to radical Islam.
	That's who shut up your club.
	You fucking losers.
	What a loser.
	Like, how embarrassing is that?
	And I talk to gays with high IQs, and they are like, the cringe is so intense with them, it's worse than AIDS.
	Okay, I'm finally into my groove.
	I know this has been a shitty episode, but we did two today.
	So fuck you.
	And I already mentioned that we take in gays because the gay world abandons them the second they go MAGA.
	Look at this George Takeay thing.
	Oh my.
	Oh my.
	I wonder if the BTS and TikTok kids can help LGBTs.
	I guess that's Korean pop bands.
	It is.
	With this.
	What if gays, gay guys took pictures of themselves making out with each other doing very gay things, then tagged themselves with Proud Boys?
	I bet it would mess them up real bad.
	11,000 retweets.
	Hey, you know what would really fuck up those homophobes over at Jackass?
	Photoshop a picture of Johnny Knoxville kissing Steve-O.
	Hey, well, Josh, that'll be the end of Jackass.
	You want to ruin Animal House?
	Photoshop a picture of...
	What's the fat guy, Blubber?
	I just spaced on the fat guy in Animal House.
	Bluetooth?
	No, that's John Belushi.
	Oh my god, I'm going to Animal House Hell.
	What's his name?
	I don't know.
	Blotter?
	Bloober?
	Wait, that sounds familiar.
	That's him.
	Okay.
	Okay, that did not help.
	What the fuck's his name?
	This is the problem with this show.
	You think...
	What the fuck is that?
	Okay.
	I'll find this.
	This is getting ridiculous.
	Landshark, Whalo, Fat Guy, Blubber?
	What the fuck?
	My brain's not working, and you have zero brain trying to help me.
	Do you want to try to get by yourself?
	He just died.
	I know it.
	I just read it.
	So do you want to die?
	Flounder.
	Did you read it?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Fuck.
	But let's look at some of the George Takai's that are just owning.
	Oh, no.
	Stop.
	No.
	Wait, is the Margaret Rita boys here about the...
	Oh, come on.
	Wait, that's actually, that picture is a perfect example of how stupid this is.
	Right.
	Like, so they're saying, which are they saying I'm offended by?
	Don't desecrate my swastika, huh?
	This is sort of like hashtag.
	When what's his name killed Pepe in a cartoon?
	Right.
	No, not the frog.
	Now he's dead.
	Now we can't use him because you drew him in a coffin.
	You drew him in a coffin.
	Proud Boys pool party.
	Yeah, this is insulting, right?
	It's gay as gay.
	It's gay as inlane.
	It's gross.
	And they're assuming it's gay as inlane.
	You should be embarrassed.
	You should be embarrassed.
	This is the worst attack.
	This is Proud Boys.
	You guys had a stupid party naked looking like retards.
	That'll show you.
	Not our own community.
	Wow.
	Yeah, see this idiot here?
	No, that's not me.
	Stop.
	You know who it is?
	That guy.
	That's who it is.
	Yeah.
	Look at, you guys are this idiot.
	Wow.
	Again, so I'm starting this lawsuit with Biden and CNN and attacking everyone.
	Not for this.
	This is irrelevant.
	No one cares.
	But the white supremacy stuff.
	That is a bona fide misnomer that deserves to be pushed back.
	What does 2.9 say?
	I got a little hypnotized back there by that dude with the beard.
	Looking at all the delicious things.
	Vice president for not specifically quoting.
	Oh, this is me at Chris's garage.
	Jump in the middle.
	So this is another one like we had at the beginning of the show where you can look it up on your own.
	You know what's weird?
	One of the producers saw how filthy my face was because I was working on cars.
	And he said, can you wash your face?
	I go, why?
	People are going to think I'm in blackface?
	And he goes, I mean, it's possible.
	And I'm like, no.
	I'm not washing my fucking face.
	There's cars in the background.
	Those people killed six million Jews and to call us that is a conceited insult.
	It's the new N-word.
	We're not tolerating it anymore.
	I already sued the SPLC for calling the Proud Boys a hate group.
	And now we're going to start getting litigious with everyone.
	It's the only way to fight back because the justice system doesn't do it.
	You know, we got Jewish.
	This angle.
	When Antifa started the fight, it was mutual combat.
	All right, that's enough.
	You can look that up on your own.
	That's another one where you can do your own homework.
	This dude, Jason Wilson at The Guardian, won't shut up about this shit.
	I called him a feckless cunt.
	And he's determined, his entire career is determined to show that he has feck and he is not feckless.
	Proud Boys are dangerous white supremacist groups, says, say, U.S. agencies.
	So he's going back to that file that was in like 2016, 17 in Vancouver, Washington, where they wanted to get rid of this chick who was a Proud Boys girl cop.
	And in the private local documents, the guy said, yeah, I got rid of her, not because she's a nightmare, because he didn't want to get sued.
	So he said, because she's part of an extremist group as labeled by the FBI.
	And then that went public by the Freedom of Information Act.
	And then the FBI said, that's not true.
	I never said that.
	I don't know what the fuck that old cop who didn't want to get sued is talking about.
	But losers like Jason Wilson hold on to that story and repeat it, not because they care about the truth and not because they don't know that the FBI said that never happened.
	That's a lie.
	But because they think it works.
	And they're not about journalism.
	They're about propaganda.
	There she is.
	Doughbootty.
	You know, there was a Guardian reporter, America, who was harassing Jeff, the guy who took the weekends at Rikers.
	They went to his roofing job.
	It's a blonde kid in a suit in a convertible who shows up at Jeff's roofing job at 8 a.m. and then goes by his house and starts harassing his family.
	This one really pissed me off.
	They don't usually piss me off.
	Like the gay thing, it's just funny.
	But this guy, he's a daily...
	So the New York Post has started hiring Daily Beast children to write for them.
	We're the proud boys.
	What to know?
	His name's Ben Freyerheard.
	I think he's a Catholic kid.
	Fearherd.
	But he's a retarded child.
	And he writes in his article that I live in Westchester County and I have whined in a statement.
	So he calls it whining in a newspiece.
	Now, whining would be like, I don't know, my shoes, I thought they were too small, but then I got a size up and then it was too big.
	Like, why are there, I know there's half sizes, but what about quarter sizes?
	Like, what about 11 and a quarter?
	That's whining.
	But this was me whining according to that fucking loser tool.
	My family has been attacked, and so have my friends.
	The pro-Trump men's club I started, the Proud Boys, have been rounded up and arrested.
	Oh, facing serious felonies for daring to defend themselves against the radical left.
	It's not just my circle of conservative Christians.
	Seemingly countless businesses and careers have been destroyed.
	Okay, maybe 35 Proud Boys have lost their careers because Antifa harasses their employers.
	And maybe two of them are in prison for four years for a mutual combat fight with Antifa.
	But stop whining.
	So this is the kind of guy I'm looping into this lawsuit.
	I'm done with this shit.
	It's amateur hour at the Apollo, and it's time these guys got punished.
	Looks like a gay version of FPS Russia.
	And I thought this was interesting.
	So Kumia did an interview, and he just let me talk.
	I think this should be over here if the handle's on that end.
	No, that's it.
	Press play.
	Well, it seems to me.
	This video has been removed for violating YouTube's terms of service.
	So you can't interview me.
	I'm going to be on Joe Pagg's.
	And Bob Smokes' video of you has disappeared.
	Oh, yeah.
	Bob Smokes, the guy, you'll see him in the video for the walkaway thing.
	He just put up a brief interview where he didn't say, like, I agree with everything bad that people are accusing of.
	He said, man, you got a bad deal or something.
	Saying that gets your video shut down.
	Whack.
	And then I have here, it just says, Look at this mentally ill cunt.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is this chick, Samantha Kuttner.
	She's devoted her life to chasing down the Proud Boys.
	Isn't that the weirdest site you've ever seen?
	She has an asymmetrical face.
	So what she, she's a Proud Boys expert.
	Go check.
	Don't go to Enrique Tario.
	Kuntner.
	I've dedicated my life to helping people leave violent extremism and white supremacy.
	That is an actual field of study, and it is my life's work.
	So your life's work is based on a misunderstanding, you ridiculous cow.
	You absolute...
	Let's hire her.
	Here's how you can hire me.
	Okay, click on that.
	Here's what I do.
	Such a weird thought.
	So if you need me as a guest lecturer, I'm a thousand bucks.
	Or you can just call me and we can talk and it's 200 bucks.
	For how long?
	Or it's a discounted rate if you pay for her charity on Glitter Pill Patrons.
	Projects, rates vary by project.
	Glitter pill.
	How fucking pathetic is that?
	Wow.
	We are living in a clown world.
	2020 is an IQ test.
	All right.
	I think we got that out of the way.
	We can hopefully drop this subject of proud boys and white supremacy and gay proud boys and start having some fun again.
	Let us enter the mail bag.
	Let me touch it.
	I'm just looking at all these.
	I don't really read Twitter much, but it is the average IQ, I would say, is much lower than the national average.
	Obviously, average IQ is always 100.
	That's how they define IQ.
	But this is like fucking 80.
	85.
	Anyway, let's start the show.
	This is from Isaiah.
	Isaiah?
	Hey, Gavin and Ryu, check out this sweet Hershey Kiss Nipple.
	Courtesy of the Barbie doll, Kim Zol Sayak.
	I don't know who that is.
	Do you?
	No.
	Should we look up her?
	I'll look her up while you show the nip.
	Okay.
	I'm not a nipple guy.
	An SFW.
	I don't really care about nipples.
	Like, I know guys that they have to be a silver dollar or they dry heave.
	You can have those nipples that don't really end.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, they start out brown and there's no...
	Like, if you had a marker, you couldn't say where this ends.
	Uh-oh.
	Imperialistic nipples.
	Yeah.
	Playing at the Mercury Lounge.
	So Kim Zol Sayak has a nip slip during Instagram Live.
	Oh, she's this sort of slutty real housewife, I believe, of Beverly Hills.
	Great nipple.
	And if those are faked hits, whoever made them did a great job.
	Although, technically, we are against faked hits here at Get Off My Lawn.
	I like that that's news.
	I just looked it up and it's all over the news.
	Wow.
	Short fat Otaku has been demonetized.
	He's a very popular YouTuber.
	He would be great for the show.
	I have to admit, I am very biased towards banned people on the show.
	There's other people who could do stuff.
	Like I was talking to Sargon of Akkad, who I think is a genius.
	He's like, yeah, I could do a show for you, maybe.
	I'm like, yeah, but you're not banned.
	So it's like, now you're just, you're not exclusive to us.
	You know, at Fox, they can't do anything.
	Oh, I already don't like this guy.
	Today, my guest is ShortFat Otaku.
	Hey, man, what's up?
	Hey.
	Oh, this isn't his show.
	He's a guest on this thing's show.
	Well, show us his page.
	Because it don't exist.
	The only person I've ever seen pull off the I'm not a person, I'm a cartoon would be Sargon and Kangaroo Boy.
	Besides that, it bothers the shit out of me.
	Is that him?
	What did he do?
	I would love to see.
	What did he fucking do?
	He probably said, I don't want to murder Trump right this second.
	I don't want to pour acid on his granddaughter's face.
	Oh, really?
	So the Holocaust didn't happen?
	Well, no, no, that happened.
	Hmm.
	Did it super happen?
	How much did it happen?
	Billion, million, six million.
	Here he is.
	Oh, he is a good one.
	Before I get started, guys, I want to point out that yes, I have been demonetized.
	No, I have not been told why.
	I don't know what video did it.
	I don't know what part of what video did it.
	They simply said hate speech, and I don't know anything.
	I've been told nothing by YouTube.
	And frankly, I'm a boring Orange Man Not Perfect.
	He has a criticism of Trump that I don't know.
	No, I think he's probably saying that he's a die-hard Trump fan.
	Take it easy on it.
	Again, it's not enough to be not racist.
	You have to be anti-racist.
	It's not enough to just be a white person who doesn't hate himself.
	You have to hate yourself.
	There's another nip slip going on having to do with these Zoom classes.
	Oh, I saw that.
	Yeah.
	I've seen this a lot.
	Oh, my God.
	Who was that nigga naked?
	Look, turn your camera off.
	Take me on.
	I consider myself a very nude dude.
	I sleep in the nude, and I don't care if I have to get up to pee and if the kids see me, whatever, get over it.
	But I'm noticing a lot of this happening in the African-American community.
	I think they might be nuder than me.
	Hmm.
	Rude boy.
	We don't have to shout, we're ruder than you.
	Nude boy.
	Nude boy.
	I want to be a nude boy like my dad.
	That's a ska song, ruder than you.
	I think it's a selector or something.
	They sing about rude boys and rude girls.
	Hey, Gavin, the Earl of Fagatronsville, you can definitely see my name.
	My last name is pronounced like Castle, Grant Castle.
	I'm a 24-year-old prow boy.
	Okay, dude.
	Out of Grapevine, Texas.
	I recently had to leave the property I was working at.
	There's a manager there I was interested in.
	I asked her in a date and she said she wasn't interested in a relationship.
	I was a little persistent.
	So I asked if she would go to lunch with me so I could get to know her.
	She declined again.
	I left it at that.
	Two months later, about a week ago, I'm brought into the office and I'm told I have to leave the property.
	How are you supposed to fucking court girls?
	Hey, do you want to go for a drink?
	No.
	That's too bad.
	What about like lunch?
	You're fired.
	Okay, not lunch, not lunch.
	You make someone else the least bit uncomfortable and lose your job.
	By the way, speaking of homosexuals, living in New York City, working with gays all the time, especially in advertising and media, there was constant like, oh my God, I love a piss of that.
	And you just go, no thanks.
	There's no nightmares, no tossing and turning, no firing anyone.
	You just go, no, I'm not doing that.
	I'll eat your ass.
	No, thanks.
	No, thank you, Alex.
	I will eat your ass.
	I just said no.
	Said no, dude.
	I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
	You got to make it.
	I won't let you eat my ass?
	I'll eat your ass.
	For the last time, no.
	I like you, dude.
	Don't ruin our friendship with this shit.
	I'll eat your ass.
	No, you will not.
	What the fuck's going on?
	Eat your ass.
	No, absolutely not.
	I swear to God.
	I don't even think he wants to eat my ass.
	That's the craziest part.
	He just doesn't like being told no.
	Maybe it's a power thing.
	Yeah, it's probably his worst nightmare would be eating my ass.
	He literally would not eat my ass for like four to five million dollars.
	He doesn't need money.
	But there he is about to ruin our friendship.
	And I don't know how he just appears on Skype like that without his calling.
	I swear to God, it's the last thing I do.
	Stop saying that.
	Threats.
	I feel like I don't know him anymore.
	Mother Nature's hella pissed.
	Yeah, now we're talking.
	So stupid and hilarious.
	They offered me another position at a different location, but I declined.
	Just thought I'd share this crazy scenario and let you know that I got into trouble.
	I was fired.
	I am brave.
	I'm never going to stop fighting.
	You know what, dude?
	That sucks that you got fired for something so absolutely retarded.
	And I know you think, why did I do that?
	But I would like to say that over the long term, 620,000 men died in the Civil War, ending slavery.
	And I know it sucks.
	I've been fired 100% of the time.
	Going back to Sonny's gas station in Kanata, Ontario in 1984.
	I've never not been fired.
	But you're not dying in a battleground with like shrapnel in your knee and trench foot and slowly succumbing to dysentery and an infection.
	So let's take it on the chin, boys.
	Definitely doesn't have trench foot, the picture attached.
	The only part that really matters is the slides.
	Can we stop wearing these fucking things?
	Yeah, but I'm on the beach.
	Yeah, I wear chucks on the beach.
	Here's a funny one.
	You may have to go back to the top, Ryan, from Lee.
	Who did it better?
	And they have me kissing Milo with Trump supporters everywhere at the site of the pulse nightclub shooting and then military gaze trying to blow our minds.
	That's the exact same vibe.
	Same vibe.
	Yeah.
	Although he doesn't have his hand.
	It's funny.
	This is from David.
	I'm Jesus Christ, born in Munich.
	Okay.
	This is a wacky.
	That is a crazy person.
	We get a few of those.
	So what is the, is that supposed to convince us?
	That's nice, David.
	Goodbye.
	Please don't hurt us.
	We like you.
	You're a wonderful person.
	You are Jesus.
	You are Jesus.
	And congratulations.
	Welcome back.
	Welcome back.
	Hey, Gavin Rice Guy.
	Long story short, I was talking to my sister.
	By the way, long story short, and it's like 600 words.
	I was talking to my sister, a feminist lawyer, and I told her I wanted to dress as a proud boy for Halloween.
	She thought I was going to do it as a joke and added that she could get me a Fred Perry by borrowing it from a gay friend.
	I then told her I wasn't doing it as a joke and this started an argument.
	She returned to me that gay people wear them.
	Yeah, I remember this.
	They would say that to like people who, when you liked some artist, some musician, you know, the singer's gay, right?
	Like you're going to go, what the fuck?
	In New York City, they'd say that to people.
	And you'd go, I don't, like, I'm never not around gays in the city.
	This is gay.
	Do I have to burn my Fred Perry shirts because the Proud Boys?
	Get out of here.
	Yes.
	Adopted as their uniform.
	Yeah, everyone's so scared of this attack.
	Like, Fred Perry, fucking Vice, the CEO of Vice.
	We don't have anything to do with him.
	We have eyeballs and faces and noses too.
	You might want to get rid of those.
	Just burn those.
	Whatever you got that we got.
	The long tussle over that Fred Perry logo.
	That's a fictional tussle.
	Yeah, a bunch of skinheads wore them in the 80s.
	They represent maybe 1% of everyone who's ever worn a Fred Perry.
	But because in this, we're living in the fucking Salem witch trials, anyone who said the word witch once might be burned at the stake.
	I'm preaching to the converted on this show.
	It's a funny thing that we're so separated, you know, as a nation, because I say things to you guys like, just because you wear a Fred Berry doesn't mean you're a Nazi skinned.
	And you go, yeah, thanks for the heads up there, Gav.
	And then if you say that outside of our world, they go, that's not true, actually.
	It's a fact.
	Here's a link from Daily Beast.
	So fuck you.
	And it's like, I think we're done talking.
	What are you going to do?
	It's the silent divorce.
	Silent apartheid.
	We've split.
	She then paraphrased Vox, HuffPo, Faggoty Hipster Murder podcast, and I had the civic duty of telling her, their readers, listeners, that Prowd Boys is evil Nazis.
	She even gave an example of some faux access type who used to like the Proud Boys when it was funny, but now they've gone too far.
	I retorted by showing her the tenants.
	Tenants live in a building, sir.
	Tenants.
	T-E-N-E-N-T-S.
	A tenant of a group.
	Are there rules or bylines?
	A tenant with an A. The one thing that drives me fucking mental about this club is that not one prowboy seems to understand the difference.
	Pictures of Enrico Tario spelled wrong and other things.
	All she could say to me was, Tomato, Tomato, you have your opinions, I have mine.
	But that's not true.
	You can't have an opinion about a club.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you could have an opinion, America is racist.
	That's an opinion.
	Because it's just, it's 331 million people.
	So it's hard.
	But to say, like, Richard Hell and the Voidoids were a Nazi band.
	No, they weren't.
	Well, one of them had a, or the Sex Pistols.
	The Sex Pistols were a Nazi band.
	No, they weren't.
	Sid Vicious had a swastika t-shirt.
	Yeah, he's being an asshole.
	It's like a fuck you thing.
	No, it's not.
	You're wrong.
	That's not an opinion.
	The sex pistols were not a Nazi band.
	I told her, you idiot, these are facts.
	It's funny how I criticize this letter for being too long and now I'm reading every word.
	This is the problem with the left.
	They have so much control over the narrative now that it literally doesn't even matter what you, Enrique, or anyone says.
	They say you guys are hipster Nazis or an alt-right cult or a neo-fascist hate group.
	No use arguing.
	Salon Apartheid.
	Anyway, there's a guy named Mencius Moldberg.
	Don't know if you ever heard of him or his idea of the cathedral.
	He has a good pulse on how power works in this country, why the left always seems to win.
	I'll send a little link.
	Lastly, in a personal note, I support what the problem was doing.
	We'd love to join Local Chapter.
	However, given the current climate that I'm in the military, it wouldn't be wise for me.
	Yeah.
	We lost all our cops, all our military guys, because they kept getting fired.
	And not everyone wants to get fired.
	Next talk is how to remove the...
	Not remove, like, get rid of them.
	Oh, shit.
	A substantial extent is because most people are operating.
	Which point?
	Oh, check it out.
	Yeah, that's a good question.
	If you're a cop, should you get fired?
	If you're in the military, should you get fired for being a proud boy?
	I'm not going to ask that of anyone.
	Overall, I guess it's good because they kept standing up for themselves.
	But it's one thing for a guy to get fired from some dumb property job or for me to get fired from Sonny's gas station or even CRT.
	I restarted again my own thing because I can't.
	But like that dude, Brian in Louisiana, I forget his name, got fired from the police force.
	They took his career away.
	Now he works at HVAC.
	So, yeah, it's a gray area on how much you should sacrifice.
	But it's clear that cops are already sacrificing a hell of a lot, and most of us are not sacrificing anything at all.
	Hey, G-Dog, I was wondering what you thought about this article challenging the fact that the Scottish were enslaved.
	I like you more than your new sunglasses.
	I see the Irish were slaves.
	I don't think it was that common with the Scots.
	I don't think the Scots really got around much.
	They're a very parochial group.
	So I guess we'll read that article some other time.
	Like, what am I supposed to do when you send me an article?
	Read it and then do a little book report for you?
	We're live, dude.
	This is Andy, another 900-mile-along letter.
	Hey, Gavin and Rye, First of Machine Zone would please point out that if our great and servant president said, oh, I love the Proud Boys, they might be the best group of patriots ever, possibly the best of all time.
	Every single Proud Boy that is known to man would have been doxxed at the very least.
	And we know some of the more prominent fellows, including you, even though you're technically no longer, would have been a bigger target on you guys than you already have.
	I thought that was also why he said in Charlottesville, he's like, there was good people on both sides.
	He was, or else anyone who went to Charlottesville, including the people who went there because they thought statues shouldn't be taken down, would have been fucking murdered.
	It would have been civil war.
	So it gets to the point where the left gets a B in their bonnet and you say, well, should I make this the hill to die on?
	I'm contradicting myself on this show because I'm saying Trump was right to stab us in the back and I'm saying cops shouldn't join Proud Boys or they'll get fired.
	At the same time, I'm saying always say the truth and get fired.
	There's such thing as nuance.
	There's such thing as a gray area, folks.
	President Trump has to think before he speaks, how it affects any person or organization that names.
	Obviously, he loves you guys.
	And I know Donald Trump Jr. knows who we are.
	And he knows who Enrique is.
	Second, I wish you would please look into a Q. Okay, I'll get around to it.
	Q movement is influencing the future base.
	It's just a blind spot with me.
	And I don't really have time to like start a new hobby.
	I also don't like anonymity.
	Because I never know, am I hearing the same Q guy?
	Like, I could look up Ben Shapiro and see everything he's ever said.
	I can look up Charlie Kirk and realize everything he's ever said.
	But when you're Q, it's like Pizzagate stuff.
	Like, I want to see evidence.
	And I'm not saying Pizzagate isn't real.
	I'm just saying I'll wait till I see actual shit.
	I saw this video Charlie Kirk did about socialism in Europe.
	And I just thought, can you guys stop wasting your time shitting on him?
	Like, he's at a college telling people, brainwashed people who've been brainwashed since kindergarten that socialism has worked.
	And he's explaining to them minimum wage, how they don't have a minimum wage in a lot of these northern European countries.
	He's explaining to them.
	I had this in the notes a long time ago, and that might not be the best way to look for it.
	And I'm like, this guy's doing God's work.
	Can we stop splitting hairs and going, yeah, but you said a green card should be stapled to every student visa?
	Yeah, I think he also took that back.
	And big deal, he's sinned.
	Overall, that guy is a gift.
	He's a huge asset to the right.
	We are children of God.
	What's he saying now?
	Not Finland.
	Yeah, this is not minimum wage.
	So as soon as they want to talk about Norway, let's say, all right, let's get rid of the U.S. federal minimum wage.
	First thing.
	Do you know they have no minimum wage in the Scandinavian countries?
	Only country that has it is Finland.
	How do they negotiate wages voluntarily with employers?
	So you can pay anyone whatever you want.
	You can pay them 50 cents an hour or a dollar an hour.
	The left wants to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.
	Number two, where did Norway get all their money from?
	So Norway has all this money to dish up for social programs.
	They have the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world.
	Where did they get their money from?
	North Sea oil.
	Nationalization of oil.
	Nationalization of natural resources.
	I thought the left wants the Green New Deal, getting rid of all of that.
	Fracking is the worst thing.
	Anyway, why do I do show notes anyway?
	Can't people just see the title of the headline?
	Sure.
	I said that to Ann Coulter.
	I go, I think footnotes are done.
	All you have to do is say the article, and then they can, like, I read in Huffington Post that otters are actually not born.
	They're created using marbles and piles of hair from barbershop floors.
	Just look it up.
	Anyway, this guy goes on and on and on.
	He said he sends memes to Max, and he wrote back to us.
	Huge thrill for us.
	Our oldest said, I felt like we were getting a letter from a prisoner of war back in the Vietnam days.
	You are.
	The culture wars.
	And yeah, please start sending stuff to Tommy, Max, and John.
	They don't have to all be memes.
	Actually, Tommy said, stop spending money on my commissary.
	He said, give it to the Trump campaign.
	I'm fine.
	We have a cap at $100 and I have more shit than I need.
	Yo, guys, first, I put the dollar sign after the number on purpose to get that Scottish guy's blood boiling.
	That's a very effective way to make me angry.
	Wanted to know how you feel about the idea of giving $500 billion to black schools and businesses and whatnot.
	After all that burning, looting, and murdering, they get rewarded?
	Doesn't this stink of...
	It also doesn't work.
	We've been funding education on a 45-degree line since 1950, and the test scores have been flatlined.
	They have not budged since the 50s.
	So throwing money at education doesn't work.
	Throwing the free market at education does work.
	Charter schools.
	Us whites can't even get a shout out.
	Much less money to our businesses and schools.
	He caved and disavowed the Prowboys without any research on who they are.
	It's so sad thoughts.
	Dusty Bogan, what?
	Got my interest.
	What's with that?
	Yeah, we got Dusty Bogan coming up.
	We're adding a continent to the roster.
	Lucas.
	He's clearly doing it for black votes.
	Because black votes, Hispanic votes, they win elections.
	Female votes.
	White males don't win elections.
	Gavin Roy, I write to you from the socialist disaster that is Canada.
	Fortunately, I live in Calgary.
	Fortunately, I thought Calgary got ruined by socialism and all the tar sands, the oil there.
	They can't get it out.
	The final citadel of conservatism in this clown country.
	All too often our very state-run media.
	Wait a minute, Calgary?
	Yeah, Calgary has been destroyed by liberal political leadership and over-taxing oil.
	When I was there, fuck knows when that was, like 15 years ago, the tar sands were going at full throttle.
	And I thought I was in Zurich.
	It was the most fancy Western Canadian, sorry, Canadian city I've ever been to.
	Way better than Toronto.
	And then this last time I was there was probably five years ago, and it was just an abandoned shithole with no jobs.
	Boom, gone.
	Talk to Sheila Copps over at Rebel about Calgary.
	It's amazing what leftist politicians can do to a thriving economy.
	All too often, our various statewide media, let's get a kick out of attempting to participate in a national conversation.
	A friend of mine sent me this pathetic excuse for journalism.
	Oh, and then it's the how gay men are.
	This is the gayest thing in the world.
	That you make an assumption, right?
	That like we're scared of mice, and then you go proud boys, mice everywhere.
	Look at this.
	Brad and I are proud boys, legally married for 12 years now.
	We're proud of all the gay folks who have stepped up to reclaim our pride in this campaign.
	It's great.
	Great PR.
	Yeah.
	Proud boys aren't racist.
	We're homos.
	I saw some on some Proud Boys social media thing there.
	Look at these fucking tongues.
	They're saying, let's strike while the Aaron's gay and use this to get more gay recruits, gay Proud Boys, who thought we were homophobic.
	So that works.
	We're clearly not.
	Come on in.
	What a retarded thing to do.
	I know you're scared of mice.
	Here's a mouse and a Fred Perry.
	Please no.
	I'm an elephant.
	Sam Rustin, is there a Prowboys UK?
	No one seems to get back to me.
	I don't know, dude.
	I can't handle that.
	Get on it.
	If you're tenacious enough, you deserve to be in.
	Part of the initiation is being able to track them down.
	Hey, Rice Balls, we had a birthday party for my daughter on Saturday, and they spontaneously started chanting, burn the mask, burn the masks.
	I think they're over this COVID crap.
	Burn the mask!
	Burn the mask!
	Burn the mask!
	Dude, we talked about the survival rate.
	The survival rate for kids 0 to 12, or maybe I should say 2 to 12.
	I think babies might be vulnerable.
	You don't usually see this statistic in statistics.
	It's like 99.98, and then you start losing the 9s when you go three decimal points in.
	Driving a car is definitely riskier.
	You see Baron Trump's drawings?
	No.
	Somebody tweeted it and it said, Baron Trump is ready to lead this fucking badass raptor and the huge titted Amazonian spear hunting woman.
	That's a great drawing.
	Yeah, and then there's like you know, this diverse crew of like, I guess, superheroes or something.
	Then there's a bear hanging out with this other huge, like all these chicks.
	The chick has huge tits just in every...
	They're just balloon tits all over the place.
	And then some dragons and fun stuff.
	Yeah, well, this could be better, though.
	And I don't like jackass.
	No, I know.
	That's like your world.
	Yeah, right.
	I reject all of that shit.
	I denounce it.
	Gavin Reisball, I just noticed this fake-ass email from censored.tv sent this last Saturday afternoon.
	Take a look at this obvious shitty attempt by jackasses who can't even type proper English.
	If this is ancient Chinese secret, then you can tell me to fuck off.
	And it says censored.tv, contact censored.tv.
	Sir, if you think this is fake, I'm afraid that I may have to fire the people I hired to do my email.
	Because this is real.
	This group has formerly misspelled the word censored that made me so angry.
	I down on the desk and I broke my watch, which cost me $350.
	But if it says censored.tv, then it's censored.tv.
	Like, you go to the site itself, censored.tv, right?
	Yeah?
	Let's try it.
	I've never been to this censor donate thing.
	Wait, now I can't go to censor.tv?
	Go there.
	Now.
	Go, go.
	Okay.
	And then you go to donate.
	And that's it.
	Yeah, it's real, dude.
	The only misspelling, it's not even a misspelling.
	It's pro-space trump platform.
	It's a little aggravating thing, yeah, but that's the only thing.
	That bothers the shit out of me.
	Maybe we need another talk with them.
	He doesn't know that.
	And Ryan is retarded.
	He can't read.
	He hasn't read a book in like 10 years.
	Oh, me?
	I spell very well.
	And he just noticed that.
	We should do a spelling bee with me because I'm ahead of the game when it comes to spelling.
	Okay, let's do ubiquitous.
	U-B-I-Q-U-I-T-O-U-S.
	And I've never spelt that word before.
	I've never seen it written before.
	Wait, let's do...
	I wasn't paying attention.
	Okay, U-B, I-Q-U-I-T-O-U-S.
	Correct.
	Ubiquitous.
	Yes.
	What about...
	Here's one I always fuck up.
	Embarrassed.
	Uh-huh.
	The word embarrassed?
	Yeah.
	E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.
	Embarrassed.
	Is it two R's, right?
	What's going on with my computer?
	Is it two R's and two S's?
	Dickweed.
	I think it's two R's and two S's.
	Let me see.
	Embarrassed.
	I d I nailed it.
	You got it?
	I was a little worried.
	It was like, two R's and two S's?
	What is this?
	Assassin or Mississippi?
	What the fucking shit is going on here?
	Maybe it's final video.
	It's taking like 10 years to.
	I looked ahead at the mailing.
	Okay.
	Let's see if you can do diarrhea.
	D. Wait, let me go to me.
	D-I-A-R-H-E-A.
	Close.
	What?
	There's two R's.
	Fuck!
	Okay.
	That really got my goose.
	Because I just spelled that recently.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, I love your show.
	I watched Hour and Hours of your show.
	I noticed you ate your headlock, Gavin has occurred to me maybe it's time to wash your fucking hair.
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, that's terrible.
	Shouldn't be laughing at that, dude.
	You have hurt me today.
	Oops.
	Hey, what's up, Gavin in the fag zone, Bagan?
	You may have heard by now how annoying Red has been with Proud Boys over the last few days.
	Seeing what 10 different pics of gays kissing each other.
	You stop it right now.
	My head is going to explode.
	Anyways, this made me think of you.
	People telling me how to think and feel yet.
	I can't put a dollar sign in the right fucking place.
	It makes my blood boil as well.
	Oh, good.
	Fellow dude.
	What is going on with my internet?
	I'm on that stupid 5G shit.
	Maybe that's the fucking problem.
	God damn it.
	Son of a B. Son of a son of a bitch.
	Oh, are you uploading the other thing?
	I swear to God.
	Oh, that's it.
	Is that uploading or encoding?
	That shouldn't be affecting your computer at all.
	I mean, you're using Wi-Fi.
	I'm using...
	I mean, mine's working fine.
	Alright, so what's he talking about?
	There's a link.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if we're up to that part of the letter yet.
	This is kind of like a five-parter.
	There's that, and then there's this.
	We're looking for the link, right?
	He is from DC.
	I didn't know this one.
	No, I know that one.
	It's really with Dubai Simmon Linux and Bullshit Tough Guy Free Thinker Stick.
	Feel free to skip the first 30 seconds.
	Henry Rollins went to, is a rich kid who likes to talk about how broke he was.
	Yeah, he voluntarily left his parents and said, I'm going to make it on my own and was broke.
	But if there was ever any emergencies, he could just head back.
	He went to one of the finest schools in D.C. It's catering to what some people would call an elitist.
	Here we go.
	Oh, I see.
	Is this where the young elites hipsters take on the ancient dodging in the way types?
	I love your band too.
	I'm the 45 virtual hoops.
	I know I'm invading your world.
	Don't worry, your massive elitist ego can take it.
	I want to introduce you to a woman I hope you can measure up to later in your life.
	This is shit.
	Dude, have a sense of humor, man.
	People are fucking with you.
	From the photos that she's done, she stands up for the rights of Muslim women and women all around.
	Fuck off, nerd.
	All right, that's enough.
	Hey, Gav.
	Hey, Kim John, Oon of the Fag Zone.
	Ouch.
	Oof.
	That was accurate.
	Nope.
	The best part about doing heroin, unlike other drugs, is that it's so manageable at work.
	Seriously, it's great.
	Example, check out these two peaches working at the gas station.
	Oh, that's ancient, dude.
	Hello.
	Is he going to fight something back?
	If this gay prowboy thing was so serious, what about the fag zone?
	Like, haven't I devastated Ryan by saying he lives in the fag zone?
	Right.
	Wouldn't that devastate you for working with a legend?
	Just ruin Ryan Katsu Rivera by using the hashtag fag zone.
	Too late.
	That's all I hear.
	It's terrible.
	All right, let's look at our two last videos.
	Final videos.
	It's very late.
	Going with two of them today.
	You got two videos today, people.
	Is that Venom or Spider-Man?
	It's Black Symbiote Spider-Man.
	So is he Spider-Man?
	Yes.
	Boom.
	Oh, not anymore.
	Jervis.
	He's not Spider-Man anymore.
	The kid's falling on his neck.
	I don't know if he's going to be Spider-Man anymore.
	We should look for a replacement.
	We get Scout of Queens.
	I'm sure there's Meyer Morales or the Dominican Spider-Man.
	And I am going to flip.
	Oh, God.
	That's way worse than I first thought.
	He obviously is not listening to that guy who invented the backflip, George Washington's old bodyguard.
	Oh, yes.
	Something Armstrong.
	Camel, Joseph.
	I don't know what I mean.
	Yeah.
	And then, of course, this just blew my mind.
	I didn't know this is physically possible.
	What a cool thing that exists on Earth.
	What?
	What?
	Wow.
	What?
	Whips can do that?
	Are you the best whipper in the world?
	How many times...
	Well, you know what's happening?
	That's not screwed on.
	It's laid on top.
	That doesn't make it any less...
	How do you know it's laid on top?
	Look at it.
	Look at it.
	You don't see that?
	We'll zoom.
	I could watch this like infinitely.
	It could be like an hour of me watching it.
	We can do our two-hour show where the last hours...
	Oh, it's upside down.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	Ah, okay.
	That takes the edge off.
	That takes the edge off.
	Smidgema Doodle.
	Smidgemidoodle.
	Okay, good.
	Now I get the physics of it more.
	I'm not as confused by the physics.
	Imagine that was one of your balls.
	Would the pain ever end?
	Imagine that was your entire life's work.
	What do you mean?
	On a bottle cap?
	Oh.
	I've had too many beers to be funny.
	You've had one.
	Three.
	Just in life.
	I'm still recovering from DC, though.
	We did a lot of partying.
	Minor detail.
	But I'm very happy with that video we made.
	And if you haven't watched it and you're watching this, please go check out Band in DC Censored.tv presents.
	It's high quality and there are some gems in there.
	All right.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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