S03E18 - 2020 IS AN IQ TEST [2020-09-28 - S03E18 - 2020 IS AN IQ TEST]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
Singing will happen soon.
That's Jidd, J-I-D.
Named after his jittery behavior.
A high-strung kid who was a football star in Atlanta and became a rapper.
Of course, he's a member of Earth Gang's Spillage Village and a member of the Zoink Gang, a rap supergroup.
In this video, he's been kidnapped and forced to perform for a crazy man.
And I don't really listen to music anymore.
It's funny, music used to be my entire life.
Going to the city on the weekends by bus, spending my hard-earned gas station money on imports that were $14.99 in the early 80s.
And just sitting with the record for hours, alphabetizing the other records.
Now, I just listen to Howard Stern and Raw Dog Comedy in the car.
Never listen to music unless I'm with the kids and I put on pop because they can't hear Stern.
I chose that because I was thinking, what would I say if I was asked who's the best rapper alive today?
And I'd probably use one of those guys who at least, like, that sounds hard to do, that guy, as opposed to the sort of sloppy trap music where they just sort of mumble rap.
I mean, that guy seems to have some real talent.
But Kamala Harris thinks that Tupac is the greatest rapper alive today.
She also said, by the way, she was listening to him when she was in college when he would be about 13.
And he wasn't really, he was still a faggy dancer back then in New Orleans and hadn't become the badass rapper that he became after he was in a movie called Juice where he played a badass and people said, that's cool.
Keep doing that.
And he went, okay, I'm not a faggy dancer anymore.
Now I'm a fucking dope nigga.
Like De Niro.
He was a little queen.
Lower East Side, son of a gay artist, drama club.
Hey, everyone.
Then he played a tough guy in, what was it, Mean Streets?
And they go, keep doing that.
Okay, I'm the tough guy.
Hey, I got nipples, Greg.
Can you milk me?
I'm a tough guy.
But yeah, show Kamala's, Kamala Harris.
This, you know, fucking, Ali Alexander was the first guy to point out how unblack she is.
She's a Montrealer.
She's as black as me.
And she keeps tripping herself up.
Here's what you ask her.
When blacks get chicken from the deli, what condiments do they also order?
The answer, by the way, is salt and pepper and occasionally ketchup.
And then best rapper alive.
Alive.
Tupac.
He's not alive.
You say he lives on.
I know.
I keep doing that.
You say, listen, West Coast girls think Tupac lives on.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
So Tupac.
You keep seeing this.
I keep doing that.
Who would I say?
I mean, there's so many.
I mean, you know.
So many.
Where to start?
Jay-Z.
There are some that I would not mention right now.
I'm like TV in the news every day.
Just say Jay-Z.
Eminem.
I don't know what that means.
I want to know who what they are.
Keep going.
Keep moving.
Keep moving, Angela.
And you'll notice that the media right now, especially this last few days, the last month before the election, they're just publicists.
So when I saw this, this isn't in the notes, but I saw Joe Biden was on some show, and he was talking about some bill, the Protection Act, the Employee Protection Act, and he forgot what the fuck he was talking about.
And the CNN journalist is there closing her eyes, and she just finishes his sentence for him.
So now they're just publicists.
They work at a PR firm.
The Employee Protection Act.
You got that?
What's that disgusting hole in the back of your neck?
Like a fucking sore.
Bloody sore.
Did you find it?
What did you look up?
Buddha Fumbles Interview.
Yeah, let's try that.
Yeah, no, maybe this.
I think it was a different chick.
What I looked up is social networking here.
The fact is that I'm in the basement of my home.
In the base of my home.
You know what I'm talking about.
For example, when I laid out in detail the planet that I thought.
That's an ancient one.
Yeah.
So I typed in Anchor Finishes Biden's line because that's what came up.
It was CNN.
Anyway, we're killing the rhythm of the show here, as per usual.
Today's book is Gender Psychosis.
Just came out, a compilation of Jim Goad's articles on basically the lunacy of the left when it comes to their own sexuality and gender.
He wrote to Gavin because transphobia is perfectly natural.
But it's amazing how much he's written about this.
The trans delusion, homos and lesbos.
These are just sections.
And there's about 40 articles per section.
Rape, panic, radical cunts, very sad men.
Jim Goad's one of the best writers alive.
He's a better writer than Tupac.
And a huge inspiration for me and Weiss.
It kind of got me into writing, actually.
I thought it was gay before.
I thought writing was, well, what it has become now is these retarded bloggers frothing their opinion.
And that's what I thought of it.
And then, you know, Hunter Thompson showed that you could be a fucking lunatic and still be eloquent.
And then Jim Goad sort of gave it balls.
And that's how you write, folks.
You have a drink first to make you more honest.
And then you smoke a bit of weed.
So then you write it.
Then you smoke a bit of weed and funnify it, funny it up.
Then the next day with Adderall.
No, no, wait a minute.
I'm fucking this up.
Adderall gets it out.
Yeah, that's it.
Pot makes it funny.
Whiskey gives it balls.
And then the next day, you have a coffee and cut out all the fat.
That's how you make a great article.
Or in the case of my book, I just paid Jim Gold, like, I can't remember, 500 bucks to go through it and see if he could find places to stick in a joke, which he did.
Very helpful.
Are you still looking for it?
No, I got it.
Anchor has to finish Biden's sentence.
The way she closes her, if you have the right clip, the way she closes her eyes is really frustrating.
What's going on here, Ryan?
You said you had it.
Maybe I should get off the internet.
Thanks for helping out.
This show is sucking shit already.
I'm tempted to start again.
This is a different.
Link.
This should work.
There we go.
That's it.
For example, the Paycheck Protection Act.
You know, 1% of the money's gone out.
1%.
1% of the...
That's not the Paycheck.
Look at her eyes.
This is like you're supposed to have a gotcha moment if it lands on your lap.
But the way she's closing her eyes and nodding, it's like, come on, you got it.
You got it.
Let's work together on this.
MSNBC is a PR firm.
The paycheck, the, the, the, um, uh, the, uh, the bill for small, for major safe lending.
1%'s gone out.
That's exactly what I was looking for.
So we'll be covering the debate tomorrow night live.
We'll be taking calls too, because there's no ads, but I think there's a break every 15 minutes.
So maybe during that break, we'll just take calls.
Sound good?
And maybe we'll have an echo.
Dude, I seem to look a little gray in this.
It got grayer, right?
Sit center.
If you sit in the center of the...
That didn't do shit.
Unbelievable.
I have a feeling it's...
Is it the outdoor?
Yeah, whatever.
It's like Ryan.
The way Ryan learns things is he just goes, he comes up with a bullshit excuse to explain it away, and then he can stop thinking about it and it's solved.
So we had an episode where I had a white t-shirt on.
I go, this episode looks like shit.
And he goes, it's because you have a white teeth.
He throws out the white balance.
You're the one who said that.
Moves off.
Moves on, like not fixing the problem.
And then I see Gary's mailbag looks exactly the same.
But you see, Ryan doesn't ever want to learn things.
Like, check out, I was in the fag zone this weekend, picking him up.
And his kitchen has three garbages.
He has, first he got an industrial one that takes contractor bags, right?
That'll be efficient.
I'll just throw everything in there.
He doesn't.
He has boxes all over the fucking place.
You saw his bedroom.
So he realizes, wait a minute, this is making my apartment stink because I'm only taking out the garbage once a week, basically.
So then he gets a smaller one, but keeps the contractor bag.
So now he has a small kitchen one, right?
That's a normal size.
And then the big, huge one.
The big, huge one got some holes in it.
So he covered those with tiny, skinny yellow electrical tape because it's the only tape he has.
And then the kitchen one, he puts a blue bag in.
Now, last time I lived in an apartment, you could only put recycling in blue bags.
And if you put garbage in blue bags, you were fucked.
So we'll see how that works out for him.
But it gets worse.
He has like a bathroom garbage on his kitchen counter.
Yes.
And I said to him, what the fuck is this about?
And he goes, oh, that's for if I don't want to walk all the way to the other garbage, I can just put it in this garbage.
I sent you pictures of not emailed, right?
Yeah, I thought I emailed them to you.
Did you not get them?
They might be in your scent.
Oh, yeah.
But it does work for eggshells or like if you're cutting something on the cutting board instead of walking it all the way to the...
All the way?
It's a significant walk.
It gets a significant walk.
You're not a cook, so you don't know, but you need a rhythm.
You got a rhythm.
You got things going, things cooking.
You can't be like, oh, let me walk over here.
Plus open up the thing, which isn't a foot handle thing.
For the longest time, it's been like you have to open it physically with your hands.
Wait, what?
You get a rhythm going when you're cooking.
You got things almost burning.
So just have the eggshells sitting there.
And then when you're done, you clean up the counter.
Wherever you put the eggshells now, it's like eggy.
You know?
You don't want to.
You got to wipe down the counter after you're done cooking.
Sure.
But you can make it.
Maybe if you didn't have so much utter shit piled up on your kitchen counter, like, why don't you use your cupboards for all this shit?
Oh, yeah, and I use it for storage, but.
Well, let's have a look.
This is what I put up with.
This is looking at the fag zone is like looking into Ryan's brain.
And I need, he's my co-host.
So you'd think I would need a brain.
So there's the yellow tape I was telling you about, right?
What the fuck is that?
Why not just buy duct tape next time you're walking by a corner store?
But then look at all this shit.
One, two, three cutting boards all piled on top of each other.
And then some weird, I don't know what that bamboo thing is, a sushi tray?
No.
Tons of booze.
He doesn't even drink.
Tons and tons of booze.
All that could be in cupboards.
I used to.
And then he has a fucking like fridge store keep your lunch Cold bag and mail, and then Windex and hot sauce all piled up there.
And that little garbage you see there is for mid-cooking because he doesn't want his area to get cluttered.
Look, he's got a fucking stupid notepad with nothing on it that's taking up like a fifth of his kitchen counter.
And he goes, why do I have no room here?
I know, because I don't put away my garbage fast enough.
I know, I'll get a third garbage.
I got room.
Show the other picture?
You see what I put up with, guys?
What is this?
What's that blue thing?
This?
Yeah.
This is for my fish.
It's water conditioner.
Why is that there?
Because that's my little station where I get a gallon of water and it's one, it's 0.5 milliliters to a gallon.
So I got to do a little mix of the microphone.
I have a little sound.
Like, you've had those beef jerky sticks there sitting there for about a week and a half.
A week and a half?
That's been there since way before.
You just hadn't been there in more than a week and a half.
Oh, so that beef jerky's been sitting on that counter for weeks.
Beef jerky don't go bad.
I'm not talking about bad.
I'm talking about you having no room on your counter and then coming up with tarted ideas like a tiny little.
Wait, you know, I haven't cooked in a while.
And how far.
Show the other picture?
So the other garbage is right touching that black garbage.
I didn't get it in the shot.
So he's claiming the walk, those three drawers' length, that walk is too far.
So I needed to get another.
It gets you out of your rhythm.
You're over here cooking.
You're cutting stuff up.
This is, there's things almost burning or something.
So you got to walk all the way over here.
No way.
No thanks.
See, and the other annoying thing about this is he's just making this up as he goes along.
This doesn't have a solution.
This came with it.
No, I put it there for a reason.
I walked all around my apartment.
I was like, should I put it in the bathroom?
No, that's retarded.
I could just...
Do you have a bathroom garbage?
I do.
I do.
So, and then I have a room garbage.
And then plus, this doesn't fit in the little nook.
I was like, maybe this could be a close to my couch garbage.
Nope.
There's no space for it.
And you don't have, then you don't need it.
But you don't have to use something.
You can't throw a garbage in the garbage?
Yeah.
Well, if somebody else needs it, I got a garbage.
Got a fresh garbage for you.
So now you don't need it anymore.
Now you're willing to give it away.
I could, but I mean, it will come in handy.
Anyway, I just thought I would give you a little peek into the unbelievably fucked up, shitty life that is Ryan Katsu Rivera.
And you could choose anything.
I'm sure his medicine cabinet is as a shit show.
I think it is.
Yeah.
Anything.
I bet his bike has flat tires.
The thing is, I don't care about clutter unless there's a woman in my life.
Like, they push you to be a better person.
But for me, I could live in shit.
I don't care.
Yeah, well, you're doing it.
That's the one thing you're doing.
I'm a rock and roller.
I'm not some clean fag.
I'm a rock and roller.
I'm a rock and roller has three garbages.
That's so badass.
I think Eddie Van Halen has like five garbages.
Hold on.
That sounds retarded.
Okay.
Oh, it does.
Something sounds retarded.
We must be talking about Ryan Rivera.
On the front post, it's there's some game called Football, but it's not soccer.
They run.
They can touch the ball with their hands.
Everyone's talking about this game.
The Giants and the Jets were destroyed on Sunday.
I couldn't care less, though I do bet on these games.
I don't even know if I've won.
But more exciting is Project Veritas is on the front page.
What?
Ballot scam in Ilhan Olmar's backyard.
Wow.
That's a hot scoop.
That's huge.
Where was that?
Now, now that's down at 2-3.
And I would like to point out that Laura Loomer was onto this two years ago and was mocked mercilessly.
Voter fraud.
Claims foiled by pesky little things like logic and evidence.
You know, I was talking about how I thought writing was gay before I read Jim Goad?
This is what I'm talking about.
Like Pete Kotz.
This is just him bitching about Loomer and saying she's wrong and there's no real evidence of fraud in these Muslim enclaves like Dearborn, Michigan.
And of course she was right.
Oh, is that him there in the blue?
Pete Kotz writer.
You'd have to put names in quotes, Ryan, for the one billionth fucking time city pages.
Or it just looks up a bunch of Pete's, you see.
All names go in quotes.
Yeah, you're not helping, Ryan, as usual.
So that was cool.
Laura was right.
She discovered this.
She was mocked.
And here we have Project Veritas blowing the lid.
This is a 2-4 on Elhan for rigging elections.
So what she does is with mail-in votes, well, we'll let James explain.
James O'Keefe here in downtown Minneapolis at the scene of the crime.
The person you're about to meet, Libon Muhammad, aka King Libon 1, boasts about the hundreds of absentee ballots in his car.
He fucking Snapchatted it.
What a genius.
This isn't a hidden camera.
This is him filming.
There was video.
You can see the video.
There was a video out and about that he has the ballots in his car.
Right.
And talking about the only way you can win is with money.
I was looking at them and they were not filled.
They were blank.
Who is the one filling out the absentee ballots?
People who work with like Apple Bar.
Where do they pay the money?
The minute we sign the thing.
That's what you get.
Money is everything.
Money is the king of this world.
If you ain't got money, you should.
You should not be here paying.
At the end of this street, there's three towels plus one towel.
Okay.
And it's all seniors.
And they took every ballot.
Every ballot.
They just take a single ballot.
They Knock on the door and say, Your ballots come, give it to me, give it to me.
They just take no.
And the ones that didn't bought ballots, the young people and the women and stuff, they were paying cash, cash, bad.
They were getting bags of money.
Nothing's going to happen.
To drive people.
Ilhan Omar will not be charged.
The only good thing about this is that it's out.
And the voters hear that the DNC is corrupt and they know that the squad is a fucking criminal gang.
And that'll affect them.
That'll get them out to vote for Trump.
That's the good news.
The bad news is Ilhan Omar will receive nothing for this.
This woman married her fucking brother and got away with it.
She's Teflon.
So don't get your hopes up.
But I'm just glad it made the cover of the post.
What's 2.5?
Oh, I think this is Trump retweeting the story because he recognizes the same.
Project Veritas has released the results of an investigation alleged ballot harvesting by supporters of the Democrat rep, blah, blah, blah, a key swing state.
This is totally illegal, says Trump.
Hope that the U.S. attorney in Minnesota has this and other of her many misdeeds under serious review.
If not, why not?
Because the left is in charge of the justice system.
The FBI is the SJW now.
We will win Minnesota because of her and law enforcement.
Save Minneapolis and Iron O Range.
What the fuck does that mean?
Saved Minneapolis and Iron O Range?
I don't know what that means.
You know what?
I wouldn't be surprised if her and her gang doesn't even know this is a problem.
Like, I remember big sexy, Bartolo Colon, it was discovered that he's had a mistress that he pays for her apartment and he fucks her all the time.
And that was a big controversy.
But if you're Colombian and you grew up in Colombia and then you're in America and you're a millionaire, I think you have to by law have a mistress.
It's just a thing.
So when that all blew up, he probably went, is this bad?
I bet his wife wasn't even mad.
She's like, yeah, I don't want to see that bitch around me.
I don't want my kids around her.
But yeah, he has a gumar.
And I bet it's the same with Ilhan Omar.
As this is blowing up, she goes, what did they think we were doing?
Is this even illegal?
Like, of course we're criminals.
That's our culture.
We're Somalians.
What's the average IQ there?
80?
2.6.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Just him bragging.
Why did he film it?
This is like our criminals, our enemies are incompetent.
2020 is an IQ test, and I am constantly stunned by how retarded our enemies are.
Like that dude who shot Jay Bishop.
Dude, go on the run.
Trash your phone.
Is that really an emergency?
Someone's choking on a chicken bone.
You're supposed to say Hail Mary when you hear sirens.
I'm dubious.
Yeah.
The culture there is to steal and to cheat and to lie.
And that's what they do.
That knocked me off track.
What was I talking about?
Big sexy.
Oh, no.
You got past the big sexy, right?
It's an IQ test.
Oh, yeah.
2020 is an IQ test.
And the guy who shot Jay Bishop, turf your phone.
That's going to ping you, ping your location.
Take out cash.
Get your friends.
Borrow money from your friends.
Get on a bus.
Skip town.
Wear a hat.
Grow a beard.
Wash dishes in Arkansas.
And you might get away with it.
No, I'm going to do an interview with Vice.
Okay.
You're dead meat.
You fucking imbecile.
Or you're stealing ballots?
Okay.
Don't film it.
Why aren't we more criminal?
We got to be stealing ballots.
I'm going to vote early and often.
So yeah, tomorrow night we'll take calls.
It starts at 9 p.m.
So we're going to be a little later than usual.
Don't tune in at 8.
We will be live at 9 going through all this.
Walking through New York City at night is always dangerous because my reputation has been marred.
And I got to watch my back now when I'm in on the subway.
This weekend, I was walking my dog, my stupid little dog, and I was with my son.
And some guy drove by.
He could be this guy, John Berger, J-O-N-B-I-R-G-E-R.
That guy organized a boycott of a computer repair place because they fixed my computer.
And his argument was they do business with Nazis.
And now we have not, now so now the guy who fixed my computer is a Nazi.
And now Nazis will have access to all your banking info.
Don't send your computer there.
And he got the place shut down.
And it was run by an immigrant.
So this rich asshole who's a gino, Jew in name only, because you know he's secular.
You know he's not Orthodox.
Had an immigrant's place shut down to fight racism.
Anyway, him or someone like him rides by my son and I, my seven-year-old little boy, rides by.
He's with his 21-year-old son, it looked like, or maybe 18, whatever.
And then when he's like 20 feet away, he looks back and he goes, screams, Zieg Heil!
Whoa.
And then he starts going like this.
Whoa.
It was actually really high, his Zieg Heil.
I think it's supposed to be 45 degrees.
He puts the high in Heil.
Two Nazi.
Screamed Zieg Heil, I think twice, and then was Zieg Heiling on his bicycle.
Of course, not slowing down, continuing to go and not really looking back.
And I bet he thinks he's brave.
And this is always the case.
It's never when I'm standing there.
Hello, come up to me.
It's never when I'm at a local bar.
Hi, come sit with me.
What do you got?
Although actually one time this guy came up to me and he said, my friend over there playing pool is Jewish And he feels unsafe with you here.
And I said, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
He said, no, it isn't.
And I said, yes, it is.
And I told you this before, we had a no, it isn't, yes, it is.
Each of us did about 10.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
No, he was drunk and British.
But then another time, I was playing catch with Johnny.
And a guy whips by.
This guy's like 21, wearing a Patagonia.
Anyone wearing a Patagonia is a douche.
I've noticed this trend.
And he said, how's the hate and ignorance industry working out for you?
And I started, I gave chase to him, but he pedaled away, couldn't catch him.
He was like six foot tall, 21, scared of an old man.
And then, of course, there was the beach incident I told you about where the guy did a sexy butt dance, holding a star of David, and then said, you're not wanted here.
And went back to his lifeguard tent.
Of course, I'm with my boy.
So that time I managed to pack up, put my boy somewhere safe, and then go over and ball him out.
Should have had him fired.
So yeah.
Our enemies are weak.
Weak, stupid, shitty enemies.
And you know why they keep winning?
Because we're too nice.
We're too noble.
We keep tolerating it.
We keep taking the high road.
I'm done with it.
Let's cheat.
Let's fight.
When they go low, we go lower.
Other important news?
1-3, this bank robber is a 10.
She drove the getaway car.
Sentenced to two years in jail for being convicted.
Look at her.
For going on a crime spree in Sydney in 2018.
Yeah.
That's not the best picture of her in the world.
It's a little masculine.
But...
She was...
Look at that.
That's her mug shot.
She's probably got three hours of sleep.
She was in whatever Australia or Sydney's equivalent of the tombs is.
Sitting on a cheese sandwich because it helps her coccus.
Because that's the worst part about being in jail overnight.
You're butt bone on the hard bench.
Look at that body.
Look at those hits.
I know we're not supposed to simp this month.
No simp September.
But I'm just admiring it from afar.
That's the most attractive bank robber I've ever seen.
And the proof is in the mugshot.
Filters and catwoman suits, whatever.
So I thought it was important that we get...
Also in important news, I'm obsessed with this guy who interviews disfigured people.
And there's something not, there's something, I got pretty good spidey senses, and there's something up with this dude.
He doesn't pass the smell test.
So here he is with this dude Rowdy that's been around forever.
I don't know if Rowdy has a dick.
His body seems to stop right below his ribs.
Seems cool.
He's going to ask me some questions.
Let's do it, Rowdy.
I'm okay with that.
So yeah, let's do it.
What's it like to be born like you?
Well.
The thing is, I can't compare that to anything.
All I know is this.
Most people act surprised when you tell them you can drive?
Actually, yes.
And I'm wondering if that's...
This guy is clearly an alpha male, right?
And he's okay with the fact that he has no lower body whatsoever.
By the way, I would pay two grand to fly him up here for Halloween and have him in my driveway with entrails hanging out of the bottom of him.
Oh my god.
And we make him look kind of fake.
And then when kids come up, he starts running at them.
Holy shit.
And my wife said, no.
Oh, you ready to buy her ready?
Yeah.
Someone else pointed out he might get his shit fucked up.
I live in Pussyville.
They yell Zeke Howell on a bicycle.
But if it was, you know, in the Bronx, you might get your head kicked in because they're so dumb in the South Bronx, they'd think it was a real zombie.
But look at his demeanor.
I only want a girl that would like me.
Look at his demeanor now.
He's totally different.
That's great.
And that's all that really matters.
So, and I mean, I'm going to run into a lot of people that are just like, oh, God, you know.
I mean, I'm not going to date him.
He can't move along or do chores or whatever, which I can.
But, you know, people think that.
But, you know, so whatever.
He's so uncomfortable.
And when he's with some four-year-old girl with no eyes who's like, hi, I'm just a regular girl.
He's all effervescent and bubbly.
What can you tell us about your day, Karen?
So my theory is that this guy is an asshole.
He's an insecure, fucking, weak pussy.
That seems to be the theme of this show.
Although I think I've already called a show Our Enemies Are Weak.
Weak enemies.
But not that, well, you know what his politics are probably.
He hates Trump and all that.
But look, he's totally...
I was going to say, paralyzed when he's around this dude.
Yeah.
He's not happy.
Yeah.
Look at him.
He's miserable.
Before he's like, hey, little guy.
And this guy has all his mental faculties, which is something that sets apart.
I'm not superior to him.
Right.
I can't.
I'm not an angel for lowering myself to talk to this guy.
He said about three things this whole time.
I can't cash in on this person's suffering.
Pick a different one, right?
To contrast?
Yeah, pick anyone.
Pick the freakiest person you see there.
Well, I don't want to.
Oh, look at that one.
My friend with speech apraxia.
Okay.
Look at that.
Okay, watch someone put a quarter in him.
Are you good?
Yeah.
What is good?
The tough one.
It's good.
Having apraxia is if you think about your brain like a highway, right?
And most people's brains have six lanes north and south that break next to the bottom of the bus.
Jump ahead to him.
A few months into when I was your teacher, I said, do you want to sing?
And you said, yes.
Yes.
You finally sang for Music Friday.
Yes.
I can't tell you.
You were so brainwashed.
I'm Dr. Doolittle.
I can talk to the animals.
Do you remember what song it was?
And then one of them is like, yo, you ain't talking to me, motherfucker.
What?
Oh.
But you have no legs.
Yeah, I still kick your ass.
Oh my.
I'm out.
This is going to be a long fucking show.
We've barely begun.
Yeah, let's jump to Trump.
I'm in love with him.
I'm gay for Trump.
Same.
And I'm starting.
Yeah, my friend Leslie and I had an argument over the weekend.
I should share it with you.
Actually, I sent it as a clip.
Where did I send that?
And she was like, he's so stupid.
And how can it's weird that you can't see that?
And I'm like, Leslie, it's called funny.
He's funny.
Here it is.
It's after 44.
Okay.
And actually, go back.
So let's just show this one seven first.
And then I'll get the thing.
All right.
It's the first link under Trump.
Here we go.
Do you think it's wet enough out here?
They all said so when you need a hat.
I said, what the hell hat is going to match this beautiful type of existence?
I got a red one.
See how funny it is.
You know, he's aware of wearing the rain together and what that denotes.
What that connotes.
It says we're going to weather this storm and we're going to win.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
So anyway, she says to me, how are you doing these days, right?
This is a really long thing.
But Tim Dylan emailed me too, because I watched our interview some of it because my dad sent it to me.
And he said, this media shit is crazy, right?
How are you doing?
How are you holding up?
And oh, sorry, I started the conversation because he has dick spray advertised on his site, on his podcast.
And I tried that numbing cream to last longer.
But it works.
You can fuck for like an hour, but it's not your dick.
Doesn't feel good.
So it's just, you're fucking your wife with a strap on.
That's terrible.
So no, thank you.
I'd rather not last.
And so we started talking.
He says, how are you holding up?
And I go, dude, I'm going crazy.
Like, I'm getting conspiracy theory.
I've always used Satan as a metaphorical evil.
Bad, it's sin.
Oh, I drank two bottles of whiskey this weekend.
That's Satan getting the better of me.
But I obviously don't mean like Tim Curry from Legend with big horns and hooves going, have some more whiskey, boy.
But I'm getting there.
I'm getting to like red guy with horns.
Because think of the big tropes of 2020.
They are the opposite of the truth.
Oh, Russia colluded with Donald Trump.
No, the opposite.
Trump's enemies did.
Oh, cops are racist being killed.
No, cops are getting killed by racist blacks.
Like, everything is the reverse.
Oh, there's horrible racism going on.
Yeah, against whites.
Almost everything that happens.
Trans people are being killed by white supremacists.
No, they're getting killed by their black thug boyfriends.
Everything they accuse us of, they're doing.
That's what Satan does.
He inverts everything.
So I said that to Tim.
And then she asks me, she goes, she goes, oh, shit, this is way too long.
So what's your vibe these days?
And I say, full-on Looney Tunes.
And I say what I just said to you about the red guy.
And she goes, I couldn't agree more, but I'm not sure which part you think is satany.
And she goes, the QAdon shit is retardation.
And I go, I don't really know.
That's like a hole in my knowledge.
I don't really pay attention to QAdon or know anything about it or getting good at it, if you will.
And being good at it, if you will.
Not sure if you knew this girl we both know, but she wouldn't take a job at NYC because they put chips in your phone at the airport to make sure you don't leave your house during quarantine.
I said to her, I'm open to that.
I'm open to everything now.
Even Pizzagate.
And she goes, Pizzagate, ha ha ha.
And she goes, that's insane.
And I go, yeah, well, I'll wait till I see evidence that it never happened.
And she goes, so you've chosen the yellow pill?
I don't know what that means.
Oh, I know, because I was holding up Lego.
Sorry.
So then I said to her, this, state of emergency for our silly barbecue in Seattle, while four months of rioting and murder is the summer of love.
I mean, come on, that's biblical levels of dishonesty.
And she had no idea what I was talking about.
So I had to explain the state of emergency was what the governor of Oregon declared because of the Proud Boys rally this weekend.
And then I said, the summer of love is what I believe the mayor of Seattle called Chaz.
And she hadn't heard of this.
So now I'm talking to a chick, right?
And I have to send her all these links explaining that everything, that BLM are Marxists and they're about destroying the family and what their agenda is and how they steal money and they don't benefit anyone.
She goes, I'm driving, so I can't read these articles.
For fuck's sakes.
But do you want random black people to be killed?
Or specific black people for that matter?
And she's talking about earlier, she had said the Proud Boys rally is, is that racist?
And I said, the main guy's black.
And she goes, what do Proud Boys want, though?
And I go, they want to kill random black people.
And so that's why she goes, so do you want to do that too?
I go, Leslie, no one wants to kill random black people.
The fact that, and this isn't an idiot, the reason I'm bringing this up is this is like a normal 40-year-old woman in LA who's in the entertainment industry and isn't a crackpot and isn't retarded.
So this is the average American.
This is 50% of the population I'm arguing with here.
And then she goes, Okay, well, if the main guy is Proud Boys is black, why doesn't he come out and say that?
And I go, He does.
Everyone ignores it.
And she goes, All media ignores it?
Why?
I go, Because that's the narrative.
And then she goes, So it sounds like the narrative is more like people are protesting the cops for killing black people and the Proud Boys are protesting the protests.
Trump is literally a stupid person who doesn't believe in anything other than power.
He's a rich kid who doesn't like losers.
He's not a Nazi.
Nazis supported military action.
Trump thinks soldiers are losers.
She's believing that fucking trope, right?
I don't think he hates black people.
This is how they gain points too.
They go, I don't think he's racist.
Oh, thanks for throwing me a bone.
Right.
And I said, she said, you can't deny that racism is a major problem in America.
And I go, yes, I can.
What innocent black people did the police kill?
How about Breonna Taylor for starters?
And I go, one, she was dealing fentanyl.
Two, her man shot at cops who announced themselves.
She goes, one, no, he wasn't.
Two, also wrong.
What?
Oh, okay.
I'm just wrong.
They went into the wrong apartment.
I sent you a picture of that in the notes, Ryan.
Fuck, you're stupid.
You got to stay on top of it and stop listening to the show like you're just part of it.
It's not organized.
Yes, it is.
I told you it was right below, what was it, 14?
44?
And it was not.
Like, what do I do with this?
I say she was the financial secretary.
And I explain fentanyl kills 100 people a day.
And I go, you were more skeptical when you lived in New York City.
She goes, I don't need to be skeptical to know we live in a racist country and Trump is stupid.
That's not opinion.
It's facts.
And then she goes, here's the last thing I'll bore you with.
She goes, first of all, Trump like failed his president math test, which is funny.
Second, so math, because I said to her, okay, why don't you and Trump sit down and do times tables and see who's faster at eight times seven?
Obviously saying that you think he's dumb, but you couldn't win with the most basic test.
And she goes, math's not a barometer of intelligence.
But I go, failed his president math test?
What the fuck is a president math test?
So I go, I'm going to look that up because I've never heard of such a thing, but I can guess how this is going to go.
So I look it up.
It's the cognitive test he took that he aced, that he was saying Biden couldn't do it, which Biden couldn't.
And I'll tell you what, we're not going to keep going with this because you know where I'm at, but it was fucking retarded.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what she's saying.
I have a bad feeling Biden's going to do okay tomorrow.
I think if he takes an Adderall, has a big breakfast, doesn't do anything the night before and the day of, and the Adderall still has some kick to it by 9 p.m.
So maybe he takes it at like, he takes a quarter pill at maybe 3 p.m.
I think he might do okay.
And that's why Trump wants him to have a drug test.
If the prayers to Moloch go through, that might help.
If they sacrifice enough virgins into the volcano, there might be hope.
So Biden's never smelling the little girls.
He's whispering, you want to get thrown into a volcano for Moloch?
Look up Chelsea Handler.
Is that in the notes?
Or did I send you that as a separate thing?
I did see.
I think I sent you that as a separate email.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Show me the Baron Karen.
Baron Karen.
You just had it.
There we go.
So this isn't just Chelsea Handler.
This is a type of person.
And the girl I was arguing with has kids, but she's still...
This is the culture of the West Coast and the culture of a lot of Americans, especially female Americans, and almost exclusively barren Americans.
Bear Americans.
But what's the video I sent of her?
Did you get that?
No.
Don't keep looking at the same emails.
They're not going to change.
Nope.
Was it in the notes?
Yeah, 4-2.
4-2.
See, I think women are naturally agreeable, right?
And we've got to design them that way so they're better with kids.
I just say no.
But they say, okay, we're going to work it out.
Yes, you can play video games.
I'll fucking, if you disobey me and you're playing video games after I said you couldn't play them because you're being punished, I'll just smash it with a hammer.
I don't give a fuck.
A mom would go, no, no, let's negotiate.
We want to work it out.
They're agreeable.
And that's why it's so important to have a mom and a dad.
You shit your pants at the airport.
Your dad goes, what the hell's the matter with you?
You can't control your bowels.
Now I got to clean feces off your legs.
Notice I'm not swearing because it's a kid.
Then your mother, after you clean off the kid's legs, your mother consoles him.
It's okay.
We shart sometimes.
It happens.
Your father sharted.
Both of those are important because both of them are right.
One, you shouldn't shit your pants.
Literally get your shit together.
Two, the mom is right.
Hey, we have accidents sometimes.
Gavin has a statue that says, please be a fart.
You need that balance.
But when you see these spinsters like Chelsea Handler, you see life without balance and you see that baby that's made with just a woman.
I talked about this on Anthony's show where a woman will have a fake pregnancy.
It's psychosomatic.
And she'll make a baby, but it's only with what the woman can make.
So it's like teeth, hair, and flesh.
And it's just this little tumorous lump.
And that's what Chelsea Handler is.
She's 50% of the equation.
And it's a fucking sad mess.
If you're watching this, you know, this election is being stolen from us actively and brazenly in front of us.
And he just keeps talking about what he's going to do and how he's going to do it.
And if you are supporting that, then you're cheating and lying and stealing.
Like fake the ballots?
I don't even know what she's accusing him of.
Well, so far the accusation he's talking about what he's going to do.
Yeah.
Letting voices be heard and letting black and brown voices be heard.
Voices?
All I've heard is black and brown voices for four months screaming nonstop at people having brunch.
This whole country was built on white supremacy.
This whole country was built on the notion that white people would be in power while black people would be subjugated.
Everything, every institution.
The post office?
From the beginning of time was built on that.
Lifeguard.
And if you don't believe that, then you don't know enough and you haven't read enough.
Toothbrush manufacturing.
You have to be mindful of the people that do not look like you and what they have been through.
And you have to think about them when you go to the ballot box and vote for them to be treated equally, finally, by a Democratic Party who is acknowledging that Black Lives Matter versus a Republican Party that is acknowledging nothing,
that wants to take the rights away from women, from their bodies, from all BIPOC, from unions, so that you can't organize and sue when your employer has done things to you or treated you unfairly.
There's no recourse for you.
All he does is reward the rich.
That's just false.
So please, when you go to the ballot box, please don't let other people influence you.
Please vote with the goodness of your heart.
Oh, I will.
And please sh vote.
If you're watching this.
Please shh vote.
What the fuck was that weird ending?
Her Vs and her B's are all messed up and her Vs and her vote and Cz are messed up.
Trump has been murder on the rich.
Trust me, I'm rich.
I was raped when he came in.
My neighbors have a much nicer house than me.
They got reamed.
One of my neighbors' taxes went up $100,000 because he took the ceiling off of property tax.
I am never going to financially recover from this.
So back in the, I couldn't imagine having that.
That's sub babysitter.
She's lower than a babysitter.
But all of Trump's wishes are coming true.
Not Ruth Bader Ginsburg's.
Her wishes got flushed down the toilet along with her ashes.
But check out 1-8.
This is a big story that you should look into on your own time.
This show is, you know how I play a rap song at the beginning?
You get a taste of it.
If you like it, go pursue it.
Right?
But that's what I'm doing with this FBI thing.
So we've discovered that this stupid dossier, which we knew was bullshit from day one, that had, what was that?
Prostitutes pissing and stuff, a bunch of fucking useless garbage.
What are you doing with your stupid fucking hair now?
Getting it out of the way of my face.
We're learning now that Hillary colluded with Russia to provide that shitty dossier that the FBI then ran with and used it to get warrants to spy on people and frame people like Flynn.
Like, that's pretty fucking big.
That's the story of the decade.
But I promise you, just like Ilhan Omar, it won't really go very far.
But at least the American public is hearing it.
Look how idiotic Ryan looks.
What?
You want to show yourself?
I really don't want to.
This is fine.
Anyway, show the clip.
Newly released text messages make 100% clear.
The FBI knew that Democrats purchased Russian disinformation targeting me, your favorite president.
Which then formed the basis for the witch hunt.
Newly released text messages make 100% clear.
Now go to 1.9.
Some other people explain this to you.
He's pretty good.
Hillary Clinton paid.
So it turns out Hillary Clinton paid for foreign interference in an election from Russia because the primary source for the steel dossier was a suspected Russian spy.
How do we know that?
The FBI investigated the guy for three years for being a suspected Russian spy.
So then the FBI knows he's a suspected Russian spy.
They hide it from the court.
They hide from the court that Hillary paid for the dossier, and then they doctored evidence to get the warrant.
That's kind of a big deal.
Then all those other interviews from the FBI agent who was on the Mueller team and some of the text messages show there was no evidence of collusion the entire time.
And that the Mueller team was out to get Trump from the beginning and that General Flynn, they had nothing on Flynn.
They even looked into his finances without a warrant using national security letters.
They had nothing on Flynn and some of the FBI agents were actually so nervous they took out an insurance policy because they thought the thing was going to get turned around into a criminal investigation against them because they were breaking so many laws.
And they were joking about destroying their iPhones.
That's pretty funny.
And all this time, the media has been reporting the Russia disinformation.
How stupid are they?
So it turns out...
Hillary Clinton.
They were joking about with text going, this is a nothing burger.
What are we going to do here?
Oh, let's just proceed anyway.
2-0.
We have proof of Hillary colluding.
Russia Gate, click on that Greg Price tweet, and it's interesting.
Well, go back just for a second that Jake Tapper won a WHCA award for the dossier.
Great work, Jake Tapper.
This won't ruin Jake Tapper's career, by the way.
Don't hold your breath about any punishment for any of this.
Give up on that.
The justice system is compromised.
The FBI is compromised.
So don't think any of the bad guys are going to jail.
Our only hope here is to get the word out.
We give up on the evil being punished, but as long as people are aware of the evil, they can vote them out.
But yeah, no one is going to be punished.
But go back to the Greg Price thing.
Russia Gay is going to go down as the biggest media catastrophe of all time.
Entire newsrooms were dedicated to the story being true.
People won Pulitzer Prizes for it.
And not only were they deliver, they more than likely fell for a Russian disinformation campaign.
Similarly, it is one of the biggest political scandals of all time that the FBI used unverified info in a dossier sourced to a guy investigated as a Russian agent to obtain a FISA warrant against a member of the Trump campaign.
Everything about it boggles the mind.
Then, of course, he gets attacked because Twitter is full of lefties that can't handle the truth.
What's 2-1?
Oh, then they targeted Flynn.
Cernovich.
We'll go back.
I rarely do the bombshell thing as most stuff just isn't.
Holy fuck, these Flynn documents are everything.
They reveal an effort within the FBI to frame a three-star general.
It's not even up for debate anymore.
The FBI framed Flynn and Obama ordered it.
Now, I know you have an erection right now, and you're imagining Obama in handcuffs being marched to prison.
Let your boner fade.
Obama's not going to prison, I promise you.
He could shoot someone in the middle of 47th Street and not go to prison.
But go to the other tweet, the other Instagram, I think it was.
Wow, the only Russia collusion was with Hillary Clinton and the Democrats.
Primary sub-source of steel dossier paid for by Democrats.
Might actually be Russian spy.
No, not might, is.
They were taking fucking dossiers from Russian agents and then claiming Trump colluded with Russia.
So I hope all of this comes up tomorrow night in the debates.
If Biden acts the way he's been acting, then it's going to be really, really fun, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
I am considering the possibility that Biden is articulate, as crazy as that sounds.
However, if Ron Paul were to debate him and Biden wasn't on drugs, Ron Paul should probably be having a stroke.
That's, I think, the only politician that is as hard to understand as Joe Biden.
It's Ron Paul having a stroke, which happened on a live stream 2-7.
This is hard to watch, folks.
And it's probably, I shouldn't be joking about it.
Turn it up.
It's Dr. Paul.
I wouldn't be joking about it if he wasn't fine.
He's fine.
But this is right on the edge of what I considered allowed to make fun of.
What's happening when that happens?
Is blood not getting to your brain?
I don't know.
I've never really seen that before.
I didn't know we could malfunction like that, like a robot.
And then the last thing we'll say about Trump is major scandal.
The New York Times appears to have illegally acquired two decades of taxes.
And...
Oh, I was right.
The brain's not getting enough oxygen.
Yeah, we have two decades of his taxes.
And guess what?
Some years he would say that he would put his losses against his profits in order to show that he didn't make a lot of money.
And he would pay very little tax.
In fact, almost every year, he legally paid the minimum.
Good.
What are you doing?
Are you not logged into the New York Times again?
Can you scroll down?
Yeah.
I thought this was...
He paid no income taxes at all in 10 of the previous 15 years, largely because he reported losing much more money than he made.
Yeah.
That's how successful businesses operate.
If they made a million dollars, they go, I did, but I had to pay all these people, take all these risks, and I want to write that off.
And now they're back to zero.
That's the system we designed.
And the other funny thing about this is I think the left assumes we all love tax.
The left, like that Chelsea Handler clip, has this incredibly juvenile view of the world where if you want a good school, you have to raise taxes.
And then the school is nicer.
And the kids get books, and they get pens, and then they can learn, and then they can get a good job and prosper.
And black and brown people can have a voice.
We just need to pay more tax.
The tax might as well go into a fucking wood chipper.
It doesn't go anywhere good.
It's like BLM.
BLM is the government.
Where does BLM's money go?
To BLM, to fake jobs.
They steal it.
There's no Negro college fund for Black Lives Matter.
It's a scam.
SPLC, hundreds and hundreds.
I think they're worth a billion.
They're worth half a billion on paper.
And then they have all these accounts in the Cayman Islands.
What do they spend their money on?
More fundraising.
Growing and growing and growing.
So this idea that tax is a good thing, I think it's a very naive belief that the left has, especially the New York Times.
And they assume that when we hear a rich guy hasn't paid tax, we go, ooh, you, you should have paid your tax.
No, Americans look up to that, especially blue-collar dudes that get reamed with their union costs.
They hear about someone not paying tax and they go, good, man.
Fucking stick it to them.
It's right to no outweigh your personal.
Well, I told you, I will release them as soon as the audit.
Look, I've been under audit almost for 15 years.
I know a lot of wealthy people that have never been audited.
I said, do you get audited?
I get audited almost every Year.
And in a way, I should be complaining.
I'm not even complaining.
I don't mind it.
It's almost become a way of life.
I get audited by the IRS.
But other people don't.
I will say this: we have a situation in this country that has to be taken care of.
I will release my tax returns against my lawyer's wishes when she releases her 33,000 emails that have been deleted.
That was a good debate.
Yeah.
He killed her.
And the standing line was even better.
But she was, at least she had some points, and it was a relatively fair fight.
If Biden is not high tomorrow night, it's going to be embarrassing.
Oh, my God.
If he keeps forgetting all the shit like he does, he has performed okay sometimes.
Yeah.
So I'd say there's a one in three chance that he does okay.
What if Trump just like...
Joe, listen, I feel bad, okay?
Are you okay?
You just asked him if he's okay.
He's definitely going to debates him.
Really?
I promise you.
Joe Biden at one point is going to go, because of the, oh, what's it?
And then Trump's going to go, is this fair?
This seems a little sad.
He's still here?
I didn't know he had.
I thought he left.
Would you like to take a break, Joe?
Should we have a break?
Here's my water.
You know, I didn't even drink it.
No, he's definitely going to kick him when he's down.
As he should, as we should.
Again, why is the left so good at cheating at the ballot box?
Let's cheat at the ballot box.
Speaking of cheating, Proud Boys had their rally this weekend.
It went beautifully.
They had a bunch of rallies.
They had one in what they did in Philadelphia was also just beautiful.
They had a fake rally.
Antifa went there hysterical, like they did when they beat up those Marines because they thought Proud Boys were celebrating the synagogue shooting.
And no Proud Boys came.
So Antifa ended up beating each other up and wrecking Philadelphia.
And then they had their real rally.
And Antifa said, not falling for it this time.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
And then as George W. Bush said, fool me three times, won't get fooled again.
Nah.
I was listening to the small faces this weekend, and it's amazing how similar they sound to early Who.
I think the Who wrote them off.
Anyway.
So then Philly had this fantastic rally that was the real one.
And Antifa didn't go to it.
There was about 100 of them walking all over Philadelphia with American flags.
So Fred Perry is obviously flummoxed because we chose Fred Perry's as the shirt.
They tried to make it racist, blah, blah, blah.
So Fred Perry has now stopped shipping the black and gold shirt to Canada and America.
Are they aware that there's a massive membership in Britain and Australia, Japan?
They will cease.
I love this cease.
Sherilyn Eiffel, she's a black activist, NAACP type.
They will cease selling their shirts in North America beginning this month rather than allow it to be co-opted by the quote-unquote proud boys.
Well done, Fred Perry.
So they have this big statement and they say when we started in the 50s, we were dedicated to inclusivity and diversity.
And that's just a lie.
The 50s in Britain, they didn't know what diversity was.
Maybe in the 70s with the Jamaican invasion, you could argue that they started to be aware of it.
And then you had ska music and that great blend of Jamaican and British culture.
But the 50s, no.
It was classism.
Fred Perry was a working-class guy, a working-class tennis player who managed to infiltrate the aristocrats.
And that's what I liked about the shirt.
That's why I chose it.
It reminded me of the Mods, who were proud of their heritage.
Proud of Britain.
Cease.
And then the left kept using that at me and at Proud Boy's like, so, how do you feel about Fred Perry not even liking you?
Oh my God.
Does Jay Crew like me?
Does Levi's like me?
Does Chuck Taylor like me?
What about Haines?
What about Haines?
Does Haines like me?
Does my Ralph Loren belt like me or does it hate me?
I'm pretty preppy, huh?
I'm going to have to start wearing Perielis like Kumio always wearing their Perielis shirts.
He goes, Cumio says, it started as a joke.
They were just wearing Perielis shirts.
And then it got all serious.
No, look at this rally we just had.
Was that serious to you?
It was a joke.
It's a joke.
No, it wasn't a joke, but it was set up as this big war against Antifa.
And then they just had an awesome barbecue, sang some songs, prayed, did some USA chants, and went home peacefully.
It's not a joke.
Meanwhile, the governor of Oregon declared a state of emergency.
You know what that does?
That empowers the cops.
You're welcome.
So if you look at 2.9, cops started kicking ass.
And I think they started kicking ass in Seattle, which is obviously in Washington.
But I think they were empowered by this rally.
So in Oregon, they were literally empowered because it was a state of emergency.
But I think in Washington, they said, you know what?
We do have support.
Fuck these people.
Enough is enough.
See them scream.
What are you doing?
I wrote press on my hat.
You can't shove me.
I have a special force field because I wrote the word press on a piece of duct tape.
Get out of my way, dick.
I'm not falling for your stupid press.
And what's 3-0?
You're kicking ass again, too.
Does it say what city this is?
Portland?
Yeah, that's Portland.
Look at this.
You're supposed to not like this guy.
He's pushing to the north.
You're the movie!
Do you want to see me?
With anything you don't understand!
Oh no, I fell.
Did she fall on purpose?
Yes.
That's why she was getting so close to him.
And then look at the white woman.
God.
I've never seen anyone fall.
You fell from over five feet.
Let me get some pictures.
And that's a bush.
Yeah.
They're blocking traffic.
And look, they won't get out of their face.
Get the fuck out of my face.
See, this is the beauty.
So we had a barbecue.
It led to a state of emergency, not the summer of love.
The cops got to do their jobs, and everyone had fun.
Biggs, one of the masterminds.
Just kind of shine a light on what's happening out here.
Yeah, that's really good.
He did it like a perfect statement.
It's about two minutes long, but...
Some of my people, there's a lot of bad shit that's been going on.
It's been 100 plus days of violence and riots, assaulting police officers, killing people, executing people.
We don't like people.
I want everyone to learn how to get along.
And like today, as much as I do not like people, I don't want any of those guys to get hurt.
I want everyone to be able to get along.
I disagree with them.
We should be able to disagree and keep our hands hurt.
And we shouldn't.
Okay, you get the idea.
We allowed to get through today.
Then he pulled it through at the end.
He was like, but if they come through, we'll fuck them up.
Yeah.
Well, they did.
Yeah.
Some of them show.
And there's this whole, this hiding behind the press thing is old.
And it's not working, guys.
So you can't stop saying you're a reporter.
And by the way, you're the ones that kick the shit out of reporters.
Remember at my talk when you got away with beating the crap out of that dude and took his equipment and you got zero charges?
So don't pretend that you care about free press and free speech.
You're fascist, which goes back to my Satan thing.
Like they're calling people fascists as they silence them.
And the media is complicit in this.
Proud Boys get all the bad press that Antifa and BLM deserve.
Beautifully put.
And then Elijah Riot said this a while ago in August.
With all the violence clearly instigated by BLM and Antifa, I think the entire establishment right wing and politicians owe an apology to the Proud Boys for slandering them in accordance with corporate media lies that they were the violent ones.
I mean, the evidence is clear.
In the future, Elijah, you put a comma after, I mean.
So it was a top topic trending.
Oh, this was interesting.
A death threat.
I'm only two states away, and if you truly pull through with the rally, I promise it will end very badly for you.
I'm not involved with Portland anti-fascists, so I will have absolutely no problem doing what I need to do to end your terror.
If you want another J, then go ahead and show up and see what the consequences hold.
You will not leave Portland without severe casualties.
I promise you, I have plans to end this all.
I can't wait to put a bullet through each and every one of your dense skulls.
Keep fucking around and you'll find out.
I hate cops 1312.
Pretty hardcore.
So I believe they contacted the authorities about that guy.
But look at the...
So the two topics were Amy Coney Barrett, who is Scalia in a dress, Scallia in a dress.
And then People of Praise.
That's the Catholic group she's part of.
And they're trying to say that it's a fucked up handmaid's tale cult, which isn't really sticking because America's probably 65% Christian.
And then the next two topics were Proud Boys.
Proud Boys was number one for a while.
Not the top top.
It was the top top for a while.
Oh, really?
So Biggs parlored that.
Yeah, he's like, number one in America right now.
Trending.
Holy Toledo.
Yeah.
What's that pick of Philly rally?
Oh, yeah, we're sort of jumping around here.
Right here, right?
Yeah, that's the rally in Philly I told you about.
Where they did the fake one and Tifa fell for it and then they did the real one.
Dude, I hate when proud boys do this.
Do not have a three patch on your jacket, especially if you're riding a motorcycle.
We don't need beef with Mongols or pagans or whoever's in control of Philly, hell's angels.
You can't have a bottom rocker.
Oh.
You can only have two.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
So that's not good.
Is that a thing we learned from Maddie?
No.
Gotcha.
Rallying Port.
So let's look at some of the beta cucks who cover it.
There's two types of press in Seattle and Portland.
Two, there is the fake Antifa guys who just write press on their thing and then they put it up on Instagram and that's their news source.
And then there's the actual journalists who are just also Antifa.
So it's shitty Antifa and slightly more legitimized Antifa.
This guy 3-1, Carrie Harwin, really irritating dude.
And he said, he was covering it and talking about, I think there was one live streamer that was in their face and some proud boy shoved him and kicked him.
And so that became their story.
Violence erupts.
They're being investigated.
But this one at the bottom really pissed me off.
I may not believe in my Judaism, but that has not traditionally been a distinction of great interest to Nazis.
Maybe 80 years ago in Germany, the German army considered you Jewish, whether you practiced or not.
Don't worry about the German army's policy 80 years ago, my friend.
As of today, you are not Jewish if you don't believe in God.
Got it?
All the lies from the PBA are one thing, but weird anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about the democratically elected DA is next level.
And then a millimeter later, and who cares if he did take Soros' money?
So there's so much to unpack, as they say.
But there's another tweet, by the way, he says he's at the rally.
That's how I ended up on that one, where he goes, I've never been so aware of my Jewishness surrounded by all these patriots.
What?
But in that one, he's saying, Soros paid for these DA.
Yeah, Newt Gingrich brought this up.
Oh, here we go.
I've never felt more acutely aware of being Jewish in my entire life than surrounded by long guns, MAGA hats, and American flags at a Western chauvinist rally.
By the way, Jews are part of the West, my friend.
You helped Create the modern world.
Welcome aboard.
Heard one guy say he flew from Florida just to be at that freedom extravaganza, and that's a threat to Jews, how?
But so that's just a ridiculous concept.
It's probably why I got Zeke Heiled on the weekend because these secular Jews, these ginos, assume that anyone who likes Trump wants to start concentration camps, which is just mental patient level insanity.
And the other thing that bothers me is George Soros is not Jewish.
His father was an atheist.
He's second generation atheist.
If you don't believe in God, you can't be a member of a religion.
You're not a Muslim if you're an atheist.
You're not a Christian if you're an atheist.
Sorry.
So yes, you can criticize Soros all the live-long day, and you should.
And it has nothing to do with Judaism.
And the Proud Boys gathering have nothing to do with this fucking loser saying he feels unsafe when he sees American flags.
This goes back to that guy playing pool.
I feel unsafe.
And they also think it's nothing to be embarrassed of, too.
Like, if I felt unsafe around bikers, I would not tell anyone that.
Oh, my God, there's bikers everywhere.
We got to get out of here.
Hey, I feel unsafe around bikers.
Ooh, cool.
What's 3-2?
Hey.
You're cool.
She looks like a weird sloth.
Oh, sloth, sure.
What's 3-2?
More that Carrie, what's his name?
Yes, Carrie Harwin.
Yeah, we already did that one.
Let's do 3-3.
Alright, have you already done 3-3?
Look how weak he is.
He usually hides his face, but you can imagine what he looks like.
Oh yeah, look at this.
This is after RBG died.
Legit have to put a pause on all podcasts that have any chance whatsoever of touching on SCOTUS.
I've got no Xanax, and I don't have space in my life for a panic attack right now.
News alerts on mute.
What a weakling.
Oh.
You know the thing that keeps popping up?
This guy keeps commenting on all of his stuff, telling his story.
And he makes this big deal about being pushed by the police.
And thank God he was wearing a helmet.
And a push like that, he could have landed on his ass, back, and helmeted head.
He was dazed.
He had body armor.
And that could hurt.
Look at all this is from because being pushed.
Like, think of high school.
High school in the 80s, you would laugh if you got shoved.
We used to play a game where we punch each other in the balls.
Like it's a jackass thing.
I used to go to meetings with Johnny Knoxville, and all of the jackass dudes are at MTV in the hallway standing like this.
100% of the time.
If they're standing around each other, they're like this to protect a ball flick.
Those hurt.
Shoving, you just laugh.
We used to do a thing where we would, some of the nerds would sit in the hallways at lunchtime by their lockers and do their homework or something.
So they were in the hallway.
So you'd walk next to your buddy, and then you'd size it up and wait until he was right near the nerd, and then just go.
And you'd ram your friend into the nerd.
They would go toppling over, knock all the papers everywhere.
And they'd think it was him.
You'd laugh your head off.
And you're not to blame.
I was shoved a man in the hallway.
I was doing my homework.
And all I was wearing was a helmet and bonny.
So this is another brutal pussy, Zane Sparling.
Click on his face.
You've got to see this.
The people who are offended by masculinity.
Look at him.
You could just pick him up with one hand.
He's an action figure.
You could just pick him up and go, whoop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Throw him in the garbage.
Where's Zane?
Oh, I threw him in the garbage.
Sorry, did you still want him?
Yes.
He's a human being.
Go get him.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Jesus.
I put him in the recycling.
Yeah, here's your Zane.
I'll put him in one of Ryan's three garbages.
The small counter one, yeah.
Yeah, they were hoping none would show up, but it was about 500 people.
Hell yeah.
That's an insult, by the way.
Eddie Block was there.
He had his...
In camo listening to classic rock.
Really?
Yeah, that's him being condescending.
What does he listen to?
I don't know.
The sounds of like Vampire Weekend.
You know, Eddie Block, right?
The guy in the wheelchair?
Yeah, he got his wheelchair destroyed.
Like, somebody tried to push it down the stairs.
Into a pool, actually, but then it fell down the stairs.
But he was there.
Oh, at Westfest?
No, this was, I think.
Did the person who wrecked his wheelchair, were they joking around or were they Antifa types?
They were Antifa types.
BLM Antifa types.
I think he's got footage of that, so that'll be.
So they tried to murder him.
Basically.
Someone's on a wheelchair and pushed in the pool.
That's murder.
Right.
But how was he near Antifa by a pool?
We'll figure out soon.
If you go to Eddie Block on his YouTube, he'll be releasing that soon.
He's got a 360 camera.
So I'm pretty sure eventually...
To be honest, he's a little slow with the uploads, but he's got it on his plate.
Okay, that's a great story.
People keep sending me this Proud Boy's lawsuit.
Apparently, Alan Sweeney is getting sued for pepper spraying someone.
This is 3.5.
Alan Sweeney's not a Proud Boy.
He's a weirdo who just loves to LARP and go to rallies.
So that's irrelevant.
But there is an Antifa lawsuit.
Oh, look at that beta male.
Go back.
You're going to see a pattern with these reporters.
They just want...
They hate Proud Boys because Proud Boys represent masculinity, and they want masculinity to suffer because they don't have any.
So they want it.
Look at him.
Look at his thinning little hat.
But yeah, this lawsuit looks much more legit.
They're suing anti-fash Gordon, who, as we all know, is Christian.
What's his last name?
Christian Exu.
Zoom in on that name?
I always get it wrong.
No, no, Exu, yeah.
Just blow up the whole page, shithead.
Go up now.
I can't see anything.
Exu?
What kind of name is Exu?
That's probably some weird Hungarian name that at Ellis Island they said you can't.
We're just gonna make you Exu.
But it's not my last name.
Well, it is now, bitch.
Next.
Uh, last name.
name.
Oh, I'm off the internet.
Look up Exu last name.
Computer.
What last name is Exu?
What last name is Exu?
Sorry.
I don't know that one.
You are fucking.
Just type in Exu last name.
Trace back to Britain and Ireland.
Huh.
I never heard of it.
Anyway, he's being sued.
Oh, what?
Or Ohio.
Because he terrorized this guy for putting up It's Okay to Be White posters and the employer.
So now the guy and the employer are suing, right?
Wait a minute, go up, go up.
Christian Nexu is named in a federal civil lawsuit by Daniel Danbly.
His employer, Danbly's former employer, and Twitter are also named.
Oh, so I think he's suing his former employer.
Is that it?
Blow that up?
Let's click on that.
Oh, no, then it just shows the complaint, which is really long.
So I'm not sure if he's suing his employer or his employer is helping sue anti-fashion.
Probably he's suing his employer and anti-fashion for like $1.5 million.
And again, don't get your hopes up that this guy will be bankrupted, but now we all know who anti-fash Gordon is.
The guy wrecking people's lives.
Because they're fascists, according to him.
Also in the news, that U-Haul we caught.
Go to 3-7.
So there's this bail project that seems to be ugly Jewish women getting people out of jail.
And it ends with this one they put on the front lines.
She's the one who has to rent the U-Haul and fill it up with signs and stuff.
Distributing shields and weapons to Louisville rioters.
Returned to Holly Zuler.
So they found who rented the U-Haul and who filled it up with all that shit.
Go to 3-9 and see who they are.
This isn't good for anti-Semitism.
Ladies, you're making your religion look really bad.
So the Bail Project is Robin Steinberg, Joanna Steinberg, this hideous troll, Molly Krauss-Steinmitz, and then, of course, Holly Zoller.
What kind of last name is Zoller?
Is that Jewish?
I think so.
Look it up.
Just go Zoller, last name.
Yeah, Jewish.
I bet Ron Coleman is watching this going, guys, can you not be so have all Jews so closely linked to or have the lawyers linked to Natifa be so predominantly Jewish?
It's not a good look.
Anyway, so they called Holly.
We do not advocate any of the comments shown on that picture as well.
3-8.
They called her up.
Or they duped her into calling them as U-Haul.
So Leah Short, Christina Geraldo, Sarah Schneider.
She's reading the names of people who have rented U-Hauls, and she says, I shouldn't have this list.
377.
I don't know if you know any of these numbers, but the call log sheet of people who have talked to me today is like it says, scheduling text message was successfully sent to this phone number.
Pick up date on this time.
Customer was texted a customer confirm access link.
Customer called in, stating he saw someone driving this equipment and are rioting and property damage.
Not true.
That's absolutely not true.
Hundreds of Twitter posts about this customer renting a contract using the rental under this number used to protest illegally.
Not true.
We handed out supplies.
That's it.
So you handed out supplies and that was it?
Yes.
What kind of supplies were they, Holly?
Umbrellas, water, masks, goggles.
Nice.
Hollywood.
From what I've seen, people have been sending us, and we've been getting absolutely flooded Holly with calls.
We saw signs of people saying, abolish the police, defund the police, defund the police.
That's my First Amendment right.
Yeah.
What does it matter when I vote on a sign?
I get it.
I'm not saying you're in trouble.
I just want to make sure we're kind of clear because we have no clue what's going on.
I'm sure you have no clue what's going on.
It's your First Amendment right to peacefully protest.
And once again, that's peaceful.
I just drove a U-Haul truck and dropped items off.
You just drove a U-Haul truck and dropped items off, Polly?
Excuse me?
No, I'm saying, is that what you?
No, I didn't hear you breaking up.
Is that what you just said?
Polly.
She just realized she confessed to not just renting the U-Haul, but driving it there.
So she's like this right now going, hey, it's bad if I say that I drove it, right?
And the lawyer's going, shut the fuck up.
Holly, are you there?
Doing.
Hang on.
And she's like, do you...
How do you know?
How do you know it's you all?
Are we good?
Get back.
I just won't say that.
He's right now he's going.
You're a lawyer, Holly.
Holly, did I lose you?
I'm sorry.
You're going to have to talk to my lawyer.
I'm going to have to talk to your lawyer.
Yeah, I just, I'm not.
I'm not going to answer any more questions.
Yeah, you're not in trouble.
I'm not the law enforcement.
Like, we're not, I'm nothing to do with them.
I'm just calling on behalf of you, Haw because we have no clue what's going on.
I mean, you're not in trouble with us.
Like, if you were, like you said, you're dropping off supplies, we're just completely, you know.
It doesn't make any sense that all these people got my name because there's like, and they have, like, they're, they're tweeting your guys' Internal call logs.
Like, it seems like somebody from U-Haul is giving them this information.
And I'm going to tell you, that's a really big problem.
Yeah, I'm not sure on that.
I mean, I literally am holding in my hand a screenshot of y'all's call logs.
Y'all's like your employees' call logs.
And what they said when they talked to me.
This is a huge breach of security.
This is a huge breach of security.
I'm not going to comment on that.
I have no clue what happened on that employee's front.
I'm just trying to get a grasp of what happened on that front.
I have five different employees who talked to me.
Yeah.
Yes, Christina Short.
Christina Geraldo.
Who are all these people?
These people entered stuff that now is all over the internet.
I mean, didn't you take that risk by going out there with the U-Haul truck and passing out supplies to protesters?
No.
I mean, I would assume that you're not going to be able to do that.
I want to keep going about a breach of security and a breach of security.
Why would you do that?
Yeah, I have no clue, Holly.
I have no clue.
Yeah, I mean, do you have a supervisor I can talk to you?
I'll be honest.
I'm not with you, Hall, but I do wish you well.
I know Insiding Rights is a federal crime, Holly.
I do wish you well, and I hope you have night's rest of sleep.
Like, just take care, Holly, okay?
I love you.
That was awesome.
I heard she blew a kiss back.
I guess he just blew a kiss.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know if it works the other way.
How long have we been chatting for?
Oh, an hour?
About an hour, third.
All right, let's get down to some fucking mail, boys.
That's a good-ass idea.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
Let me touch it.
Mail.
Ready?
Yes.
Hey, Gav, I have to question this narrative about the career-ending video.
He's talking about Billy Squire.
I'm a few years older than you, and I managed record stores back in the day.
I saw Billy Live several times around this period.
As cringeworthy as that video is, especially today, at the time I don't recall anyone discussing it much.
That song was actually his highest-charting song.
I think his decline was due more to changing times and not putting out the greatest music after that.
Anyway, always sounded like someone's some speculation and has since been portrayed as fact.
All right, let's look up Billy Squire Ended Career One Video Dance.
Billy Squire's disastrous career-killing move comes up.
How Rock Me Tonight ruined Billy Squire's career.
Billy Squire's career-killing video.
Did the Rock Me Tonight video destroy Billy Squire's career?
It's a pretty mainstream theory, my friend.
But the fact that you don't believe it, I don't think is a big deal.
Mr. Lewis, what are you doing?
Why the hollow noise you're making?
Three in the morning!
What are you up in three in the morning for?
I got a cable problem in the morning.
What the hell is this?
Mr. Lewis, we're getting ready for a big squint show.
This is the Billy Squire dance.
It's not Exquire cable.
It's not.
No, it's not.
9-12, what's your white emergency?
This is from Noah.
This is one of the cringiest things I've seen in a while.
It's a parody video featuring celebs like Sarah Silverman and Camus Bell, highlighting the epidemic of racist white people calling 9-11 on blacks.
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Hello.
I am being threatened by an African-American man, and he's near me and my dog, and I feel very unsafe with you.
Please.
A. A woman was stabbed.
A young girl was stabbed to death in a park about three blocks from Central Park, about two weeks before the Karen incident happened.
B. He said to her, I carry treats with me, and either you leash your dog or I'm going to give him a treat and you're not going to like that.
Thereby implying that he was going to poison her dog.
Three, she called him African American.
That's not a racist term.
She was called Karen.
That's used to describe white women.
That is a racist term.
So, with all that context, yes, that was unfortunate that she used his race in the police complaint.
It's not indicative of a pattern.
The only pattern here is black crime is rampant and totally, disproportionately more than they are represented in the population.
14%.
50% of the violent crimes.
And it's not even 14%.
It's like black males between the ages of, say, 14 to 30.
What percentage of the population is that?
Right?
That's probably seven.
It's probably like two or three.
So you have two or three percent of the population represented in 50% of the nation's violent crime.
Can you do a funny video about that, Sarah?
Are you a white woman, ma'am?
Yes, I am.
And this man, who is African American, scaring us.
Hold on, I'm transferring your call.
912 white emergency response.
All right, ma'am.
Karen, is it?
Yes, how did you know?
Try to remain calm, Karen.
Just stay on the line, and I'm going to help you.
First of all, is your dog on the leash?
Put the fucking dog on the leash.
Now, Karen, there's a long history of white women making false accusations against black men.
These are the new targets for the left.
Where does Sarah's hairline begin?
Where does it begin?
Where does it end?
There's just so much stray hair.
She's so sfartzy.
Sephardic.
Gavin, you've probably seen this film in series.
If not, give it a look.
Also get Rygai to watch them.
He might enjoy them.
This is England, the complete TV series.
Shane Meadow presents.
Yes, we are very familiar with that fantastic movie and show.
Lots of Fred Perry's in that.
Great song by The Clash, too.
I had this poster in my workshop for the longest time.
That song rolls.
That's your go-to karaoke song, basically.
Yeah, that album bombed, by the way, cut the crap.
Didn't go anywhere.
Because Mick Jones was kicked out and it put a bad taste in everyone's mouth, but it was a great album.
That's when he started the electronic band?
Fred Perry, Stop Selling Your Shirts.
Yes, we're aware of that.
Oh, they're making it look like he's Zeke Highland.
Yeah.
Look at that angle.
Wow.
And of course, no black people in the photo.
Clearly holding a coin.
Hey, there's Paul in the background, right?
And that guy, I think everyone calls Boomer.
And then there's Jacob Angles.
I don't see the Boomer.
Yep.
Oh, cool.
This is sort of like Fred Perry stopping selling those shirts is just as ridiculous as when that loser said he's going to kill off Pepe.
Like it would work.
You're feckless, Fred Perry.
Feckless.
We know a guy, actually, that knows this Persian woman who owns this shop, this punk shop.
She has the creepers and all this other stuff.
And she can get them.
And so if anybody needs to...
Plus, they make bootlegs that say proud boys.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're really good.
I'm a 34-year-old rancher from North Texas.
I currently lease on about 1,760 acres that I run cattle on.
It's the best job on the planet.
But I'm constantly having to defend myself from all the misinformation that the MSN churns out about cattle ranchers.
Tell me about it, dude.
It often feels like nobody gives a shit about us and the struggles we go through to provide a premium protein for Americans.
Yeah, your job is feeding the country and all they do is shit on you and throw you in jail for arson.
Like that father-son couple that were doing brush fires to prevent forest fires.
No, you may not do that.
What, have you found it?
Kind of a good alternative.
No?
I think so?
We got champagne.
Okay, let's just do champagne then.
That's hilarious.
For example, here's a video of creepy globalist weirdo giant Tony Robbins telling half-retarded Mike Tyson a bunch of lies about the cattle industry that we should stop killing livestock and eat stem cell meat.
Starts at 5.55.
You know, like all the people you've ever worked with.
One of my friends, dear friends and partners in business, and I said, I want to feed a billion people sustainably because what I'm doing right now is by doing this for 10 years, we should ramp up and we should be able to provide 100 million every year after that of meals through feeding America.
That's why I set it up.
But I thought, there's a billion people around the world coming online that are starving.
It's insane.
What can I do?
So I put together a $20 million X Prize.
I put up the first million.
And then we haven't made the official announcement, so I can't tell you, but I got one other person put up $19 million.
And we have two $10 million prizes.
And one of them is, you know, you hear about the Green New Deal.
They talk about, you know, cows produce more flatulence.
Their methane gas is more than all airplanes and all cars combined.
And that's true.
But people aren't going to stop eating meat.
So I said, what if we did this?
What if we went and did a competition where you could eliminate, right now, 80% of the land on earth is used to feed cattle or grow cattle if you get rid of the ice caps, right?
Because no one grows anything then.
That's insane.
Crazy.
It's insane.
We're burning down the rainforest for it.
It takes water you got that's so valuable?
That water for one cow from the time it's born to the time it's butchered is an aircraft carrier water that they consume.
Fuck.
And then you have all the mad cow disease and all the elements like that and you have the pollution of the air.
So I said, I'm going to create the next prize.
20 million.
I don't know a lot about what he's saying, but it sounds like bullshit.
Tony's literally offering a $10 million bounty to put ranchers out of business.
I know the video is from last summer, but the anti-beef propaganda has only gotten worse.
Combine that with rock bottom sale barn prices, and it really makes a man question everything.
Catch you later on down the trail.
I'm rambling.
Oben Hanks.
Okay, this is fucking long.
I enjoy history and love watching videos which discuss clothing, which discuss I enjoy history and love watching videos that discuss clothing, culture, and norms of the past, especially reasonably well-researched ones.
The trend of historians, screw you, Colonial Williamsburg, another historical institution being radicalized, to mutilate history and even actual feminism by the disclaimer that begins at 123 is appalling.
They had a very different view of sex and gender than what we do today, and they used heavily gendered language in their books and articles.
I want to be clear that I want my channel to be an inclusive space for everyone.
And while I will do my best to use inclusive language in this video, my references used heavily gendered language.
Additionally, I wanted to say that while I use the terms female, woman, lady, etc.
in this video in part because of my references, I do not believe that only women have periods and you definitely do not need to have a period or a uterus to be considered a woman.
I fully believe that gender is a societal construct and that there are more than two genders in this world.
Because there are.
I hope you're a chick, by the way, person that sent in this letter.
Why are you watching period pieces about various dresses?
Also, I have no love, hey, bubble laugh for the blacklist.
I often watch this bullcrap show just to see inside liberal TV writers' mind and see what narrative.
I feel like all of this ridiculous shows, all of Hillary Sports must love this ridiculous show.
Let's look it up.
The blacklist?
I don't remember that.
Blacklist.
I don't watch Netflix anymore.
It's been ruined.
Blacklist is one word, genius.
Oh.
How do you not know that?
That guy's so annoying.
He's such a ham.
He was the hunk in 16 Candles or something, wasn't he?
James Spader?
Yeah.
He was Ultron also.
Do you have an appointment?
So what is this?
Are we looking for something specific?
No, no, I just...
That's the show she's talking about.
I can't look at that guy's face, though, so I can never.
Hey, Gavin, and no more, Mr. Rice Guy.
I was listening to the Bible on audio whilst.
While.
Don't say whilst.
While at work, and this portion caught my attention because it perfectly describes the current political climate.
Proverbs 1.10 to 19.
NLT version is simplistic enough.
And then I guess we have to go look that up.
That's actually a good way to end.
If sinful men entice you, do not stand to them.
If they say, come along with us, let's lie in wait for innocent blood.
Let's ambush some harmless soul.
Let's swallow them alive like the grave and whole, like those who go down to the pit.
We will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder.
Cast lots with us.
We will share the loot.
My son, do not go along with them.
Do not set foot on their paths, for their feet rush into evil.
They are swift to shed blood.
How useless to spread a net where every bird can see it.
These men lie in wait for their own blood.
They ambush only themselves.
Such are the paths of all who go after ill-gotten gain.
It takes away the life of those who get it.
Yeah, I'd go a little step further.
Don't just not go with them.
Attack.
Fight back.
Okay.
I think we're ready to watch the final video.
And that is...
Let's do...
Let's do 4-9.
No, let's do 5-5-0.
Okie-dokey.
Look at this fucking monster.
How is this possible?
Like, he's barely beginning now.
Still got another six feet to go.
Damn.
Isn't that fucking amazing?
I thought there was some kind of like spin to it.
No.
I thought he was going to go flying backwards.
I mean, it looks like 101% of what is physically possible by a human.
How can anyone possibly top this record?
Well, you can see the bar doesn't go much higher.
Right.
You can't raise the bar.
Very easy to limbo under, though.
Super, very easy.
This sport is loved by both the best pole vaulters in the world and the worst limbo players in the world.
Look at that.
This has all got to push.
I like how they use the new we are the champions, too.
This is it.
That is the anthem for champions.
Keep trying, folks.
Keep giving her.
Don't compare yourself to others.
Compare yourself to yourself.
Have I improved recently?
Am I getting better?
Am I delivering my full potential?
How high can I go?
How high can I jump?
How much can they raise the bar?
Don't let anyone stand in your way.
Now more than ever, we need you to be strong.
We need you to fight for what is right and not worry about what other people are thinking or saying.