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Sept. 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST [2020-09-22 - S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST]

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	Love my family, love my faith.
	Love the morning breath I take.
	I'm a free loving man.
	Now I'm telling you, I'm head off my face.
	Turn off the state run, so-called news.
	Mainstream feed ain't no good for you.
	Oh, free loving man.
	Now I paid my taxes, did my job.
	Fail Free Loving Man.
	What's his name again?
	Russ Rovers?
	For free love.
	Russ Robson.
	Russ Robson.
	From my Southern Ontario.
	F-U-N.
	Fuck the UN.
	S-O-S.
	Someone get me my yellow vest.
	Doesn't mention me in this song, and he's clearly heavily influenced by me.
	We're from the same place.
	Same with Nick Fuentes.
	There'd be no Nick Fuentes without Gav.
	Guys gotta fucking drop my name.
	Lynn McGinley did the whole book about the early aughts.
	Barely mentioned me once.
	I guess because if they do mention me, they get banned.
	Woody Guthrie, dude, he was a communist.
	Turn it up.
	All those cases.
	Well, that's picking up.
	Keep it covered up like Epstein's death.
	Number free.
	Covered up like Epstein's death.
	Bring them down now all the way.
	Shoot them up like Bill Beats and Gates for free loving man.
	Anyway, check that song out.
	Free Loving Man.
	I considered doing Whitney Houston's song.
	It's been in my head all day, The Greatest Love of All.
	Actually, it's not called The Greatest Love of All.
	It's Greatest Love of All.
	Isn't it amazing how forgiving the bigotry of low expectations is?
	She was on a reality show where Bobby, what's his name, was picking doo-doo bubbles out of her butt, which are small nuggets of shit, I guess.
	And they said, that's true love.
	That's black love.
	Fishing them out.
	And it's on.
	Like, imagine, we had a guy in Canada.
	Can you fix the angle on that TV?
	We had a guy in Canada who bring it that way a little more.
	Yeah.
	Who did crack once.
	Remember the mayor?
	And he was on Jimmy Kimmel.
	They couldn't wait to talk about it.
	What the fuck was his name?
	Ford?
	Yeah, Rob Ford.
	He was on Kimmel.
	They flew him down.
	Marion Berry was a regular crack smoker.
	Rob Ford conceded that he did it once when he was wasted.
	And who hasn't?
	Marion Berry did it, was arrested for it, was re-elected.
	Different standards.
	And if you have different standards, you're racist because you see them as less.
	I have different standards for people with Down syndrome.
	I let them get away with more because they're mentally handicapped.
	You're saying that mentally handicapped, but go back to that Whitney Houston song?
	This is back before she had doo-doo bubbles.
	You know, I always thought it'd be funny to change these lyrics to skinheads.
	Wouldn't that be good?
	I believe that skinheads are our future.
	I've thought that was amusing for about 20 years now, however old that song is.
	Actually, let's...
	Can we do that?
	Sure.
	Get a green screen going.
	I believe that skinheads are our future.
	Teach them well and let them lead the way.
	Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
	Give them a sense of peace to make it easier.
	Let the skinheads laugh.
	Remind us how we used to be.
	That montage, by the way, was from a great documentary Don Letz did, where he says skinheads aren't racist.
	Do we have to go through the origin of skinheads?
	Like when Proud Boys got Fred Perry's, why did you choose an obvious Nazi skinhead, Fred Perry?
	Yeah, because out of the billions of people who wear Fred Perry's, you found one group that does.
	Forget mods, forget Freddie Mercury, forget Amy Winehouse, forget fucking all the billions of other subcultures, punk rockers that wore them.
	Skinheads wore them once.
	Ergo, they are Nazi skinhead wear.
	The book, today's book, is The Know-It-All by A.J. Jacobs.
	He's a bit of a beta male, so it can be a little annoying reading his writing, but this is a really good book where he decided to read the encyclopedia.
	Read the whole thing from literally from A to Z. And he's a very good writer.
	It's a pleasant, fun, silly read.
	I highly recommend it.
	My beef with him is he did this article once about this cult leader who never lies.
	And he says lying is morally wrong, blah, blah, blah.
	Which is true.
	But he said you have to lie sometimes.
	Because all you do, if you live a life of never lying, is you just tell a woman that you want to fuck them.
	All day and all night.
	Oh, shit.
	What did it?
	Parking garage guy said he's going to shut today.
	Dang.
	I can get another car.
	What was I talking about?
	Lying.
	Oh, yeah.
	You should never lie, but that doesn't mean you have to tell every woman the truth when you walk down the street.
	If I did that, I would just be saying, nice tits, I'd like to touch them.
	Like, that's retarded again.
	So, in his article, I think it was for Vanity Fair, maybe it was Esquire, he is that him?
	Yeah, that article turned me off him.
	He just talks about how he spoke to his maid about how he wants to sleep with her, and he told his wife that he wants to sleep with her because he was doing an experiment.
	He's an immersionist, the word I invented, where you take on something and you try it 100%.
	So he tried being 100% honest.
	Being 100% honest doesn't mean you tell women that you want to fuck them, especially when they're in your home and you're paying them, you fucking creep.
	Anyway, let's dive right into it, shall we?
	We've got a lot to cover today, and my car is maybe locked in a parking garage in Midtown.
	Look at this shit.
	I was in a bar yesterday, and some guy is talking to me about his boat or some shit, and I'm just like, yeah.
	And then I, you know, in bars today, because of sports, everyone has a TV behind their head.
	And behind his head, I see this.
	Chinese spy arrested in NYPD.
	He's a fucking spy.
	He's a spy.
	Now, we have laws for this.
	It's called murder.
	That's treason.
	The punishment for treason is death.
	Treason is a capital offense.
	Kill him.
	We have to show China we're not fucking around.
	Well, what was he doing?
	He was spying on Tibetans.
	Now, Tibetans, as you know, are an area touching China where they don't want China impeding.
	They want to retain their silly culture where they have fucking sand drawings where they pour different colored sand on shit.
	The beastie boys were really into this.
	And they want to walk around in robes and not talk all day and wear red cloaks and stuff.
	Silly, archaic stuff, but sure, go bananas.
	But China is encroaching on them and saying that they are part of China.
	And Tibetans are anti-immigration.
	Tibetans want to build a wall.
	Tibetans are nationalist.
	You never hear that from these lefties that support them.
	You support anti-immigration nationalists if you're pro-Tibet.
	So the dude who died in the Beastie Boys, who was all about, he married a Tibetan actually, who was all about Tibet, he's an anti-immigration nationalist.
	It's okay when it's other people.
	We're not allowed to love our own country.
	We're not allowed to love our own nation states.
	We'll get to that.
	So it made me think, is it possible that Chinese people are not...
	They're not dumb.
	They have high IQs.
	But are they so incompetent that they're bumbling losers?
	I think, this is my theory.
	They got this guy as a spy, but there's nothing to spy on in MIPD.
	So they go, well, do we have any enemies there?
	Not really.
	In fact, people have Mao on their tote.
	Okay, well, Tibetans, I don't like Tibetans.
	Oh, we have Tibetan immigrants.
	There's a part of Brooklyn that has Tibetans.
	Okay, well, I guess go spy on them.
	What are they going to be doing?
	I don't know.
	Tibetaning?
	Catch them Tibetaning.
	Maybe they're planning to blow up China from Brooklyn?
	I don't think so.
	But yeah, okay, fine.
	I'll spy on them.
	I'll see what I can do.
	But the real thing they were trying to do is say, China has such great power that we have men in MIPD that spy against our enemies.
	The fact that you're going to be spying on bullshit and there's nothing you could possibly gain from spying on Tibetans is irrelevant.
	They just want to show off that they have their fingers in every pie.
	China is SHO!
	Which is a ridiculous strategy.
	Like, why don't we say that we have spies in the Tibetan PD?
	That sounds cool.
	Who hates us?
	China.
	Actually, no, if we had spies in the Beijing PD, we'd probably get a lot of good shit.
	Like, them sending fentanyl over here in droves, committing chemical warfare, killing 130 people a day.
	It's chemical warfare.
	What if you sent over weather balloons that popped when they hit America and the gas that came down killed 130 Americans a day?
	You'd say this is worse than Pearl Harbor.
	We got to attack.
	So that's pretty juicy gossip.
	Ann Coulter14 had a good tweet where she goes, well, at least we're diverse because that was big.
	On the plus side, he helped diversity in the MIPD.
	Of course, that's why he's being hired, right?
	You should see, Milo put up this picture of the graduating class of the LAPD recently, and it was 100% Hispanic.
	100%.
	Whereas I'm sure crime is 100% Hispanic.
	Well, in certain parts of LA anyway.
	Babylon B is CNN now.
	Look at 1.5.
	I feel sorry for Babylon B and the onion.
	Is the onion still around?
	I haven't heard a peep out of the onion in a long time.
	Not in a while.
	The Babylon B is much funnier.
	Struggling CNN just starts stealing headlines from the Babylon B. And if you click on that picture, you can see the Babylon B first or blow it up or whatever.
	So first, the Babylon B. Maybe this TV isn't in the best spot.
	Can you move it over to the other side?
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, not the TV, the picture.
	CNN criticizes Israel Arab leaders for shaking hands in the middle of a pandemic.
	Ha ha, Babylon Bee.
	That is a funny joke.
	You're mocking CNN for being so biased.
	They find something negative in everything Trump does.
	What does CNN then do?
	Mid-East diplomatic breakthrough sub-letter before a large, packed crowd with a nice little sidebar of the pandemic and how dangerous things are.
	You can't joke.
	Is this show a comedy show or a news show?
	I don't even know anymore.
	Oh, this is fucking crazy.
	I didn't number this.
	It's right after 1.5.
	I just saw this on the way to work today.
	Two arrested at airport found with gun shovels tourniquets near Trump rally.
	How fucking nuts is that?
	Ryan, you gotta move over this TV.
	I can't read shit.
	Okay, that's better.
	Nope, I was wanting to move it.
	The new point I'm gonna get will have the screen embedded in the actual camera.
	Scroll down, please.
	A duo was arrested on multiple charges Monday after they were allegedly found walking outside of an Ohio airport with shovels, a pitchfork, guns, and more suspicious items nearby.
	I found it really interesting that they had tourniquets because they say real militia guys, not that these were militias, but real people with experience shooting people up have medical kits.
	Like, you know that the not fucking around coalition?
	You can tell they're full of shit because they don't have medical kits.
	But when you have tourniquets, you're prepared to get shot and keep going.
	The suspects were encountered at the Toledo Executive Airport in Lake Township.
	The airship is designated Reliever Airport for the Toledo Express.
	The FBI and Secret Service in Lake Township police respond to investigate the incident.
	They were resisting but not cooperating.
	They were not resisting but cooperating.
	Which is weird.
	Isn't that fucking nuts?
	200 rounds.
	Something tells me we're not going to hear a lot about this.
	Look at this crazy bitch, 16.
	Some Pepsi from Quebec got caught mailing rice into Trump.
	I don't encourage other terrorists, but I gotta admit, I have no clue how you catch someone doing that.
	You have a video of them at a mailbox?
	Yeah, that might make sense.
	So you have the UPC symbol or whatever it is on the envelope, so you can trace it back to the exact box it came from, and then you know the day it was picked up, and then you just zoom in on that box with cell phone pings, and you see who was there.
	Probably not that many people for most mailboxes, probably like 20.
	And then you just investigate the 20 people, and you're going to find a radical among them.
	It's not going to be some random old lady.
	And then you just go to her and bluff and say, we saw, we have you on file.
	Or maybe you'll find a camera of her too.
	Oh, crazy eyes.
	The police department in Mission, Texas, where she was arrested for possessing a fake driver's license, blah, blah, blah.
	I don't think you're going to find these stories anywhere else but on Get Off My Lawn, which is not good news.
	Because this is a pretty esoteric news source.
	What are we at now?
	21,000 subscribers?
	We should briefly mention the Supreme Court.
	We're down to two chicks.
	And again, this is just sluts.
	Not the Supreme Court nominees, but this whole controversy is sluts are scared of not being able to abort their babies.
	Sluts are scared of ramifications.
	They'll die in back alley abortions.
	You don't really believe that.
	You just want to abort.
	You want to be a whore.
	You want to get drunk.
	You want to do shots and not have to worry about getting pregnant.
	This is the problem with feminism where we've told women that they're just fucking colostomy bags for strangers come and not celestial magical wizards who can make a human come out of their body.
	They don't revere themselves as much as sexists do.
	That's a really strange place to be in.
	And a great example of this once is I said, this was years ago.
	I said, you can hit a woman for every 12 times she hits you.
	And all the feminists were pissed at me because they said, no, it's one.
	One punch, one punch.
	And I go, equal rights, equal fights.
	You're going to die.
	And then all the conservatives were mad at me because they go, it's not 12, it's infinity.
	You can never hit a woman under any circumstances.
	And I was like, what about 100 punches?
	What about you're just like, I'm going to have a funkiness face, you have two baby vaginas for eyes.
	And you're like, I got to at some point do something here.
	Can I kick her?
	What am I?
	The world's greatest fucking grappler.
	I'm just going to take her down and hold her?
	What if she's strong?
	What if she's a boxer?
	You want to...
	This is abortion related.
	What do you think about this argument?
	I think it should have been an abortion.
	Ban gun because gun ban no work because people still get gun even if banned.
	But ban abortion.
	Abortion ban work because.
	Okay, so by that logic, then you're against gun bans, right?
	Yeah, good point.
	Or you're doing your own abortions too?
	Like, what is the other side of that?
	Yeah.
	We're going to make back alley guns.
	Look at 1.7 here.
	So there are two nominees.
	It looks like it's between Amy Coney Barrett and Barbara Lagoya.
	Amy Cohen, they're both Catholics.
	They're both pro-life, obviously.
	But it's funny seeing the left and the Daily Mail as left.
	Although the left sees Daily Mail as right.
	That's probably a good sign for Daily Mail.
	Trump's female Supreme Court favorite belongs to a Christian group which helped inspire the Handmaid Steel.
	No real evidence of that.
	And tells her to submit to her husband and members believe they healed Teen Girl Long Myth.
	Yeah, you see what they're doing there?
	So they're conflating what some freaks in the group believe with Amy Coney Barrett.
	And it was a different group that had the word handmaiden in their name.
	Not her group, People of Praise.
	But they, you know, journalism has become telephone.
	And because Newsweek mentioned it once, they believe it's true that this inspired the handmaid's tale.
	No, Islam inspired the handmaid's tale.
	I was there.
	1982, I believe it was.
	And I remember reading, because I stuck women's studies in 1988, about how Margaret Atwood had read about the torture going on in Afghanistan.
	I can't remember where in the Middle East, where they were prying women's vagina open and then having millipedes and various insects crawl into the hole to torture them.
	And she thought, what if that kind of horror scene ever happened in America, in the West, in North America, in Canada.
	And she wrote her book.
	Unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that anymore.
	Can you imagine they criticized Ilhan Omar's religion, Islam, the same way they're criticizing Catholicism?
	Remember with Kavanaugh, they said he's part of an all-male extremist group called the Knights of Columbus.
	Could you be less extreme than the Knights of Columbus?
	We sit, we pledge allegiance to the flag, we pray, and then we raise money for diapers and turkeys for Thanksgiving.
	It is extremely kind, if that's what you mean.
	Handmaid's Tale experiences backlash over handling of religion.
	And this scene is reminiscent of...
	Yeah, see, this is what I respect about Islam, is they don't take this shit.
	And it's what I respect about most of our enemies.
	Like in China, if we had a fucking spy in the Beijing PD, he'd be dead.
	And it's like Anne Coulter says when I didn't get that lifeguard fired, she goes, why are we the ones who have to be magnanimous all the time?
	Let's kill that spy and mock Ilhan Omar's archaic religion that is at best 500 years behind us, at worst more like a thousand.
	It is a disaster.
	So this was funny.
	They want to scare women away from voting because even though both of these women have said, Roe versus Wade is the law, I have to uphold the law.
	Where do you get this idea that I'm going to change the law?
	Can I?
	Is that a thing I can do?
	I'm a judge.
	1-8, she hates your uterus.
	Now, you know, I always say this, folks at home.
	Always look at the author.
	Who am I reading?
	I'm reading Wendy Felicia Ortiz.
	No, go to the next link.
	I've already looked it up.
	19.
	She's a white woman who wants, who's basically pretending to be non-white.
	This is big with Latinas.
	They think they're not white.
	Yeah, you're really not white.
	So she thinks she's in a mixed relationship.
	You're a conquistador, my dear.
	You killed the Aztecs.
	She writes in that article, my boyfriend was never a dance partner at a Quincionera.
	He has never seen a Cuenepa up close, and Bendiachones to the elders was a foreign concept that he's eventually being introduced to.
	But although new to all of these things, he embraces them.
	Yeah, you guys are about as much of a mixed couple as Jack Pasovic and his Polish wife.
	Look at this mixed couple.
	I wonder what their kid will look like.
	It must be so weird.
	Being half white and half white.
	The only weird thing there is the gingerness.
	That's the lead diversity.
	And it looks exactly like AOC's boyfriend, too.
	When they go white, they really pull out all the stops.
	And Asian girls do that, too.
	They love their gingers.
	They love the ginge.
	How do they love ginger so much?
	It's Chris Rock.
	Barbara Lagoa is the other one, pro-life Cuban dissident, which is good.
	A Ted Cruiser, one of these women who has experienced socialism, and her parents escaped that she was born here.
	Lagoa said in written answer to the Senate upon her nomination to the court that she believes Roe v.
	v.
	Wade is settled law and that as an appellate judge, she would faithfully allow it as I would follow all precedent of the Supreme Court.
	Isn't that all precedence?
	Isn't it plural?
	By the way, you know who doesn't want Roe v.
	Wade to continue is Roe.
	She was duped.
	Did you know that?
	The woman that the law is named after is pro-life.
	And she says she was manipulated by the courts.
	You can dig that up.
	It's not in my notes.
	What's her name?
	Oh yeah, Roe isn't her name.
	Let me see her.
	Roe is pro-life actually came up.
	Norma McCorvey.
	Yeah, her.
	Jane Rowe, instead of...
	I don't know, instead of what?
	John Doe?
	I became Jane Rowe at a corner table at Colombo's Italian restaurant.
	Short meeting.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Anyway, you can look it up on your own.
	But it's pretty interesting.
	We didn't talk about this, and you should check out, I think AIU, Kangaroo Jack, did a video on this on censored TV that's up now about Colby Covington and Tyron Woodley.
	Colby, it was MAGA, yeah, it's considered the MAGA versus BLM fight.
	And Colby destroyed him.
	I think he landed like 250 of his 311 punches.
	He got three of his eight takedowns.
	It was a superior grappler, superior boxer, superior everything.
	You know what it might be?
	You know what I've noticed with some black fighters?
	They eat shit.
	They don't have good diets.
	And that means you don't have gas in your tank.
	And they run out of energy.
	You'll see a lot of black fighters, boxers, MMA, they're fucking on fire the first two rounds.
	And then you can see them get exhausted because they don't eat right.
	I think I sent you a separate article about it in a separate email.
	Whenever I flash those baby blues, because I'm a free loving man.
	You got a congratulated call from Donald Trump.
	Oh, yeah.
	Nice.
	Trump called him during a show on speaker.
	If you root for your own race when you're watching a fight, you're not really used to watching fights.
	There's so many other things that you end up rooting for.
	Is he American?
	Is he cool to kids?
	Is he a good father?
	Nice outfit.
	Does he wear a pink blazer like Michael Matt?
	Yeah, it's hard to support you down here.
	Plus, red and pink is not a good combo.
	No, no, no.
	Is there any footage of the fight?
	Best I've ever looked.
	Oh, the POTUS is calling me.
	Mr. President.
	You want to put that on speaker for us or what?
	Mr. President.
	We're going to try and get Donald on speakerphone.
	Let's see.
	Okay, thank you.
	Yeah, this is what a great ad for your show.
	Oh, yeah.
	Thank you so much.
	You might want to just give him a warning.
	He is on speakerphone, though.
	That'd be funny if he was like, you kicked that nigger's ass.
	I got to say, I got to say.
	I hate seeing black guys win in a fight.
	He's just weak.
	And me and Melania were screaming, kill that nigger.
	Wait, I'm not on speakerphone, am I?
	That's a great Donald Trump imitation, Kevin.
	What are you talking about?
	I'm not Kevin.
	Yes, you are.
	My friend Kevin is on speakerphone, right, Kev?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, shit.
	Yes.
	I'm Kevin.
	Great guy.
	Best friend.
	This is Kevin.
	Hello.
	And then he's a different voice.
	Anyway, back to me doing my normal voice as Kevin.
	So how we're shopping at the store.
	Do you want to go bang some brads?
	Like we do sometimes.
	Oh, you're married, right?
	Okay.
	He's like, Trump is so stupid anyway.
	That's my impression.
	I hate the Trump guy.
	But he does have great hair.
	Trump.
	That was my Trump imitation.
	Yeah, but his polish is our point.
	And then he can't insult himself.
	I have to admit that he is a pretty good president.
	Given the lowest unemployment numbers, no long time.
	And then he slowly drifts back into Trump.
	Very good unemployment.
	Great stuff.
	Great stuff.
	That's what we call it.
	I'm over it.
	I've changed my mind.
	As Kevin, I like Donald Trump.
	That'd be the weirdest thing ever.
	Well, we want to do the weirdest thing ever.
	Walking into the Biden's own.
	Scroll down and see if there's footage of the fight.
	It was a slaughter.
	You are a great fighter.
	It's so hard to show fight footage because there's such Nazis about it.
	Yeah, for real.
	What's going to be right after?
	So Colby in that article, he says, if you thought that was a slaughter, where do you see what Trump does to Biden in November?
	Nice.
	Which brings us to our favorite presidential candidate, of course, Mr. Joe Biden.
	Oh, good.
	Any highlights here?
	Don't show me pictures of a fight.
	What up, guys?
	Oh, God, this doof.
	Seeing fights is the hardest thing to find on the fucking internet.
	On the day after, for sure.
	Two days from now, it'll be all over the place.
	Oh, maybe.
	You won't be able to avoid it.
	Look at this.
	We see the walk-on.
	Oh, that might be something.
	Right here is a high-crotch takedown for Covington, and that really just started all these elbows.
	I don't like watching wrestlers.
	Now they're up to the hose.
	So both sides of the eyes are sliced.
	Let's see what Woodley wakes up and also don't like seeing someone punch when they're down.
	Because apparently I didn't see that.
	I only saw a few parts of it, but apparently his boxing was the best part of the whole fight.
	That's so crazy you could hear them so clearly.
	We're not losing.
	We got Street Judas.
	We'll see.
	We'll ultimately see the fight, please.
	We're trying to get on with our lives.
	No, I don't need to see your sweat being dried.
	He's fucking you up, dude.
	Oh, yeah, this is all trash.
	See?
	All right, let's have some fun.
	That was not fun.
	No.
	This is one of my favorite ones.
	I've been meaning to cover this since it happened, but you know, we get busy.
	Joe Biden said we're going to cure cancer.
	Have we talked about this?
	Because I've been talking about it a lot, but maybe it's just to my wife and people in bars.
	Check this out.
	This might be the winner.
	There's only 20 seconds.
	What could possibly happen?
	If I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America.
	We're going to cure cancer.
	What?
	You just...
	That's the most...
	Remember George Bush Sr.?
	Read my lips.
	No new taxes.
	And everyone went, that's probably the biggest piece of bullshit that politicians ever said.
	How about we're going to cure can?
	Joe, hey, computer, how many different types of cancer are there?
	There are 180 different types of cancer.
	Okay.
	So I guess he's going to cure them all.
	Bone cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, skin cancer.
	Is it just this magic be-all cure that affects all whatever computer said, 140?
	I already forgot.
	That's how shitty my sieve of a brain is.
	Literally, that's more retarded than like when a kid is running for school president.
	It's like, everybody gets free candy.
	It's the kind of thing you would say, like to exaggerate.
	This is the kind of guy that says he's going to walk in here and cure cancer for crying out loud.
	Look, I'm not here to say I'm going to cure cancer, but I am going to work hard to make sure that we have medicine about.
	What have you been doing?
	Sorry, I was late.
	I was curing cancer.
	You know, an impossible thing that no one says.
	I'm going to cure cancer.
	You understand that.
	All cancers, all 148 of them.
	When the loss occurs.
	In eight years.
	When are you going to cure?
	How soon into your presidency will cancer be cured?
	Because I'll tell you what, I'm a big Trump guy, but I hate cancer more.
	So if I can guarantee my wife and my mother won't have breast cancer, great.
	That's a great campaign.
	This was another good one, too, too, where he's talking to the teleprompter.
	He's so confident that the media is his PR firm that he doesn't even look at the guy who's asking him the questions.
	Turn it up.
	There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.
	I'm going to get that right.
	You are going to freeze deportations?
	Freeze deportations for the first hundred days.
	And the only people will be deported are people who committed a felony while here.
	That's number one.
	Okay, I lost that.
	Yeah, well, that's good because we can talk you and I on that.
	Okay.
	But think about it.
	Think about where we are now.
	There are going to be no deportations in the first.
	Is everyone digesting this properly?
	Is this going Down your esophagus or up your ass.
	So, this is, you're seeing a PR firm.
	He's looking at a teleprompter.
	The guy interviewing him is here and he's reading the teleprompter.
	And then the guy goes, Well, you and I can talk about this.
	Who the fuck are you?
	I'm the guy here to interview you.
	Look, okay, hi.
	Think about it.
	Anyway, I got to get back to this.
	So I will not be unless they have a felony.
	Excuse me, I'm doing an interview.
	Will you shut the fuck up?
	Who invited this guy?
	Joe, the teleprompter's not interviewing you.
	That's just there to remind you.
	You can pretend that your eyes are wandering maybe and glance over at it if you lose track.
	But you usually talk to the guy asking you the questions.
	Like he's doing it the way a pre-recorded public, like an ad, I'm Joe Biden.
	I support this fake interview.
	Let's watch it again.
	It's so audacious.
	There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.
	I'm going to get that right.
	You are going to freeze deportation.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Freeze deportation.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	That moment.
	He looks at the guy like, who?
	How'd you get in here?
	Interrupting him.
	What are you?
	I'm the guy interviewing, you asshole.
	And by the way, who can't remember this?
	There will be no deportations in the first hundred days of my presidency, with the exception of those who have committed a felony while they are here.
	I'm ready.
	Go ahead.
	You can ask me.
	There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.
	Let me get that right.
	You are going to freeze deportations.
	Freeze deportations for the first hundred days.
	I'm sorry to bore the people at home, but I need to see that face again when you drop.
	Yeah.
	It's a silent drop.
	Let me get that right.
	You are going to freeze.
	What the fuck?
	It's Clint Eastwood.
	Who are you?
	He's pissed.
	You are going to freeze deportation.
	I'm trying to read.
	Who's this weird Kissinger dude staring at me?
	Let me get that right.
	You are Kissing to freeze deportation.
	Is he alive?
	Mr. Joel, I am the ghost of Christmas Kissinger.
	I have a question for you.
	And the only people will be deported are people who committed a felony.
	Let me talk to you.
	Oh, here.
	Over here.
	That's number one.
	Okay, I lost that.
	Yeah, well, that's good because we can talk you and I on that.
	Okay.
	But think about it.
	Think about where we are.
	Think about it.
	He always says that.
	He always goes, like, he gets in the weeds and he realizes he's walking in circles and he jumps out of the weeds and goes, I mean, come on, man.
	Yeah.
	Think about it.
	You know the thing.
	Forget that I was down in the weeds.
	You and I, we're on the same page.
	I was just reading a teleprompter, but that's not important.
	Think about it.
	And give me a chance to think about it while you're thinking about it because I need a little break.
	I'm fucking lost.
	The left is lost.
	They're lost.
	Should that be the name of this show?
	One nation under God, for real.
	Remember that one?
	Well, that's coming up.
	I think that's 2-2?
	No, that's 2-3, but let's do 2-2.
	Well, now that you fucking gave away the spoiler, spoiler alert, let's do 2-3.
	Fucking 2-3.
	I pledge allegiance to the United States of America.
	One nation.
	Indivisible.
	Under God, for real.
	America.
	I pledge allegiance to the United States.
	As we know, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands.
	One nation under God, indivisible.
	So what he does is he forgets the flag of the United States.
	No, he says, he forgets the flag.
	He jumps right to the United States.
	Then he leaves out and to the republic for which it stands.
	And then he switches indivisible and under God.
	And then he realizes with liberty and justice for all, I can't remember that.
	So I'm just going to say, you know, man.
	For real.
	It's for real.
	Think about it.
	Pledge allegiance to the United States.
	The United States of America.
	One nation.
	Indivisible under God.
	For real.
	For real.
	Who's he fooling?
	We should start.
	You know what?
	We should make a t-shirt.
	Holy shit.
	We should start making t-shirts that say Biden.
	And it has his quotes.
	Oh, that's great.
	So it looks like it's a pro-Biden shirt.
	And it says, I pledge allegiance to the United States of America.
	United is in all caps.
	One nation, indivisible, under God, for real.
	End of quotes.
	Biden.
	I feel so bad for that man.
	What was the other one?
	We're going to cure cancer.
	Biden.
	We're going to cure cancer.
	There are going to be no deportations in the world.
	Sorry, we did do 2-2.
	We did 2-2.
	All right, that's enough boring politics for one day.
	Let's have some fun for a change.
	Joe Rogan made a deal with the devil.
	And the devil's a dick.
	The devil is also a fat and ugly big-tech nerd with purple hair who doesn't like him.
	They don't like alpha males.
	And as you probably have figured out by now, this Trump hatred, this Proud Boys hatred, this far right hatred against the far right, whatever the fuck that means, is really just nerds and beta males mad at the jocks, mad at the winners.
	The underdog is mad at the guy on the jet ski with the wraparound sunglasses and the mullet who has a girl under each arm wearing Budweiser bikinis.
	That's really what all this is about.
	So Joe Rogan represents masculinity.
	He represents white male masculinity, much to his chagrin.
	And so he made a deal with these fucking big tech losers that, you know, Steve Bannon said, you think they're going to give it up without a fight?
	He wasn't just talking about the deep state, or I should say that doesn't just apply to the deep state.
	They, the ugly beta nerds like Pat and Oswald, is not going to give up comedy without a fight.
	They, the big tech fat bitch, fake lesbian, trans losers, they're not going to give up social media without a fight.
	So, and I don't blame him, by the way, for taking 100 mil.
	It's not going to be easy.
	You're going to get fucked up the ass.
	But he's gone from being a free rights advocate to basically a prostitute, a prostitute for the radical left.
	And they bought him.
	Joe Rogan is for Sale and he's very expensive.
	But let's go back a little bit here.
	So last week, I think it was, he said, I can't believe what I've done.
	I fucked up on the podcast.
	I've never seen him do that before.
	Not ever.
	Never.
	He never mentions his podcast.
	He got a lot of shit when he did mine, and then he had me back.
	But here he is apologizing, capitulating.
	That should be another t-shirt.
	Capitulation equals death.
	You never survive an apology.
	They just beget more apologies.
	I fucked up on the podcast with Douglas Murray and said that people got arrested fighting fires in Portland.
	Lighting fires in Portland, sorry.
	That turns out not to be true.
	I was very irresponsible, bad Joe, not looking into it before I repeated it.
	I read one story about a guy getting arrested for fighting fires.
	Yeah, so if you go down, there is one guy.
	So he said multiple guys.
	There was multiple guys, Joe.
	And yes, they're fighting.
	They're lighting fires.
	They're lighting fires for two reasons.
	One, to make climate change look like it's doing it.
	And that purports that, what's the word, progresses their, it pushes their green eco-agenda.
	Secondly, they did it because they're fucking assholes that want to burn America to the ground.
	I think that Mexican they caught with a Molotov cocktail is just a piece of shit who's just a psycho.
	Or maybe he was working for Antifa, but we got plenty more.
	What's this?
	The apology?
	Hello, everybody.
	I need to make an apology and a retraction.
	I said something on the podcast with Douglas Murray about people getting arrested for lighting fires.
	And I got duped.
	It's wrong.
	There was one guy who got arrested for lighting fires somewhere else.
	And someone sent me something about people getting arrested for lighting fires in Portland.
	Oh, look, Joe Rogan.
	I said it without looking into it.
	It's very important.
	Joe, where are you missing?
	I just didn't check.
	Why are you listening to me?
	You fucking bited up.
	And I'm sorry.
	We could talk about that.
	Let's you and I talk about that.
	There's nothing I can do about it now.
	It's kind of a bad connection.
	No, Joe, you were right.
	My apologies.
	Joe.
	And I will take it.
	Let's you and I talk about that.
	You sound like you're reading a teleprompter.
	Say things in the future.
	We can talk about that.
	It's very irresponsible of me.
	No, no.
	Don't take apologize.
	Joe, can you hear me?
	Can you hear me?
	Sorry.
	Apology accepted, but don't apologize.
	You were right.
	I cut out.
	We had a really bad connection right there.
	Wow.
	I guess he's busy.
	He just has time to say his piece and then he's got to go.
	Look at 2-5.
	Oh, is this all?
	Six accused of starting Oregon, Oregon blazes amid devastating wildfire season.
	Some people say, why do you make the show just over an hour?
	It should be two or three hours.
	I can't talk that long.
	Wow.
	Those are some fires.
	So scroll down a bit.
	No, that's too much.
	I want to read the opening paragraph.
	At least six men in Oregon have been accused of intentionally setting blazes during the state's devastating wildfire season, according to a report.
	There is no evidence that the suspects were motivated by...
	Oh, that's the thing that the left is saying.
	They're like, yeah, I know that Seattle and Portland are burning to the ground and LA is on fire in the cities, but these arsons are just a quinky dink.
	It's like Ilhan Elmer said about 9-11.
	Some people did something.
	So you can't pin this on arsons.
	Really?
	Well, then that's a hell of a coincidence that while the cities burn, the countryside also started burning.
	And it was six people that looked pretty darn Antifa-y.
	Unbelievable.
	No, no, no.
	That's just a coincidence.
	Just like it was just a coincidence that all the controversial shows that Joe Rogan had when he went from YouTube to Spotify had a glitch.
	Milo, Alex Jones, me, Owen Benjamin, just a glitch magically appeared on those shows.
	And here's the funny thing.
	They're still not satisfied.
	Go to 2.6.
	They want more things censored.
	This is how it always works, guys.
	This lump is bothering me on my hair.
	Gotta get a hairdo.
	Got a hair lump?
	Spotify employees are demanding the company form a special editorial team dedicated to censoring episodes of the Joe Rogan experience.
	Spotify needs to fire these people immediately.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Let me just guess at what this team looks like.
	They're not in shape.
	How many push-ups can this entire team do together combined?
	I'm guessing when you add up like the 0.4 and the 0.1 and the 0.2 and the 0.3, you get one.
	I think they can do one collective push-up.
	What's that?
	You found someone from the team?
	Just a similar...
	This is a recreation.
	Yeah, that's Resident.
	They're way too handsome.
	No, that's...
	No, way too gorgeous.
	These?
	Nope.
	These.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's my.
	I thought that was awesome.
	All right.
	Let's go on.
	These are the arsonists.
	Oh, just random guys.
	Nothing to do with radical leftist politics.
	They just look exactly like everyone involved in radical leftist politics.
	These are just arsonists.
	Your Honor, what were the number of arsonists lighting fires in Oregon last year?
	It was a rough total.
	And did they look anything like those fucking scumbags?
	Let's go on a racism deep dive.
	Speaking of bullshit capitulation.
	So Cardi B said to Joe Biden and America that we have a real serious racism problem.
	And her evidence was that her beautiful, sweet as a plum lesbian sister, Hennessy Carolina, was just going to the beach.
	Just like you got to watch Atheism is Unstoppable's Breonna Taylor footage.
	The way that New York Times portrays her as just playing Uno.
	By the way, Uno I play with my seven-year-old.
	It's a little kiddie game.
	But the way that New York Times portrays them and what really happened, if you check my parlor, all the court files are out and there's a court summary of what happened.
	And the area is girding their loins for riots because they're afraid everyone's going to be so mad about the truth.
	And the truth is, these drug dealer scumbags saw her as a fucking dumb slut that they would occasionally fuck.
	They couldn't give less of a shit about her.
	After she was dead, they were rolling their eyes and talking about how I never, I wasn't even fucking her that much anymore.
	They used her to carry around their money.
	She was the secretary of the drug dealing operation, and she was involved in it.
	Let me just tell you something.
	If your brother or sister or lover is dealing drugs in the hood, you are too.
	You're part of the thing.
	You never sit there and go, oh, Lord, Jacob, why are you stealing crack and fentanyl again?
	By the way, they were dealing fentanyl, the thing that's killing hundreds of Americans a day.
	But no, Oprah puts her on the cover.
	Say her name.
	Say her name.
	Say her name.
	That was too much of indecence.
	She was just a dumb slut who was dealing drugs and was treated like such shit that this asshole shot at cops knowing that it could easily get her killed and didn't give a fuck.
	Anyway, they portray her on the New York Times as just like playing Uno and having fun and it was going to be a snuggle night.
	Like the bias is shocking.
	And then the cops come in and go, no one's snuggling on my watch, Uno bitches.
	Peer, pew, pew.
	That's Uno dos Trees.
	Not even close to the truth.
	But this also, this lie about Hennessy Collins, whatever the fuck kind of name that is.
	I wonder if that's her real name.
	They were being cunts because the MAGA guys, the guy had a MAGA hat and they attacked him and started screaming at him.
	So these guys come back to say, fuck you, bitch.
	And that's what they record.
	They blocked his vehicle?
	That face nigga.
	Move your vehicle out of here.
	Move my face.
	Okay.
	Don't ever come to a female pressing her while I'm not here.
	Yeah.
	I didn't come near you.
	She doesn't give a fuck.
	Yeah.
	Don't ever come near a female when I'm not here.
	She realized that she's a female because she's a lesbian, so she thinks she's a dude.
	So don't come to a female unless I'm...
	Oh, wait, I'm a female.
	Unless I'm here.
	What?
	What am I talking about?
	So they're suing her.
	So I wonder if Cardi B Cardi B is probably updating Joe Biden right now.
	Yo, I fucking look or whatever.
	I fucking was wrong about that, Joe.
	And he's like, I don't even know who you are.
	This is her new press image where someone put her in my asshole.
	She's being shit out, a bleached asshole.
	Just kidding.
	My anus is not quite that pink.
	But has it occurred to anyone?
	They even call an anus a balloon ring.
	Balloon knot.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Balloon knot.
	Yeah.
	Michael Rappaport was making fun of JD on Howard Stern, and he was like, I'm going to spit on your fucking balloon knot.
	Fuck you in the ass.
	Wow.
	Like, is it a...
	Cardi B, you just made yourself into a piece of shit.
	As if you haven't already.
	I'm tired of symbolism and entendres.
	It's funny that she put out a song called Wet Ass Pussy.
	My pussy's so fucking wet, you can slide it like a credit card or suck a dick.
	And then the next day, her husband was like, I'm going to go.
	I'm going to head out.
	Well, where the fuck you going?
	It's like, I am.
	Every time I turn the TV, everyone's talking about the moisture and discharge in your vagina.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	Oh, fuck you then.
	Also in black news, under my category of racism here, this is the most cringe thing I've ever seen.
	Lil Nas X of walking through the road.
	Lil Nas X teamed up with Christian Cohen.
	Wait, who's the designer?
	For bold new spring collection.
	Is there anything, and I don't even want to use the word gay because he is gay.
	Is there anything more cringe, lame, unimaginably douchey than this?
	Like, that's better.
	That one.
	But go back.
	Is it the pants?
	What are they offering here?
	Well, how do you put your helmet on?
	Your cone spikes?
	And why is it badass to be on a scooter with aluminum foil and duct tape on it?
	Those are little kid things.
	Yeah, you got duct tape and aluminum foil over your stupid...
	Is that like a ska thing?
	Are you a mod punk?
	Krusty punk who's concerned about safety?
	That is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen as far as fashion goes.
	Safety pins, pretty badass.
	What?
	Remember those girls with safety pin earrings?
	Loser.
	That's pretty goth and pretty punk.
	I like Amanda Lapore.
	He's weird and cool.
	But this is...
	Anyway, I just had to show that scooter picture.
	How much do you think those sweatpants are?
	You know what we should do?
	Let's steal that picture and make it a censored TV sticker.
	Yo.
	Yo, subscribe to censored TV where all the totally not whack shit is.
	Wait, with just him?
	Like we don't edit it?
	Yeah, you don't know.
	It's hilarious.
	You don't know cool till you've been to censored.tv where all the and then you have lots of asterisks like fucked up shit is but it's f asterisk asterisks oh yeah yeah yeah so you're like a badass but you're scared of saying bad words early otts badass yeah edgy spencer's gift for all the fucked up shit don't show your mom that you're watching this yeah yeah it's a parent free zone on censored.tv kids
	only and by the way kids rock kids rock parents suck yeah that's it that's cool i make myself laugh kids rock parents suck censored.tv raw and it's in like sex pistols letters yeah fuck you uncensored guess when bedtime is on censored.tv never hey homework this is what i think of you you
	just entered a homework free zone oh that's so corny oh i just Gave myself douchey.
	That is douchey.
	That's a first.
	We should cut promos like that where it's all intense.
	Or like it just says, conservative is the new punk.
	Yeah.
	Censored.tv.
	It's like uncut, uncensored.
	And then it's like, I feel like I'm a toad.
	Like, raw.
	And then just like, like, saying it's uncut and uncensored and like super crazy.
	And then it's just like Dinesh, like, that's why I don't think trans people are very normal.
	It's like really like lame, not lame, but like non-eventful clips.
	What did you do to our awesome race?
	Like a bunch of graphics that are just like, sick, uncensored.
	Brian, next time you go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, you should stand up on a stepladder and just shit on the best painting you can find there because that's what you just did.
	Why not?
	Let's look at some blacks behaving badly before we wrap up this subject of racism on today's episode of Get Off My Lawn.
	This is black privilege.
	Oh, man!
	Wait, so where?
	Oh, wait, it's still there.
	I want to go to CVS, but I don't have any money, but I gotta get a bunch of shit.
	I know, I'll just take it all.
	But they have a security guard.
	I'll just, like, if he grabs it as I'm grabbing it, I'll rip it out of his hand.
	They're dressed kind of like African immigrants, but they don't have that accent.
	Look, he manages to grab, like, one box of tampons off her.
	A guitar in a bag?
	Yes, yes.
	Ah, fuck this.
	I'm out of here.
	Look, I'm out of here.
	I already stole enough stuff.
	What is that body shape?
	I don't know.
	It's a yoga mat?
	Is that Roger from American Family?
	Look, now he's taking more stuff.
	That's cosmetics for women.
	Guys, I think we have enough stuff here.
	You know what ends up happening?
	They try to sell this and they're like, dude, I don't want to buy eyelashes.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Okay, just give me like 10 cents.
	No.
	Alright.
	Are you supposed to have a mask?
	Well, they got masks.
	Look, someone's trying to fight.
	More than the security guard.
	Some tall Chinese guy is wrestling them more than the...
	The security guard's just like, I don't know what to do here.
	What's that on the back of his belt?
	Why are you hurting him?
	Is that a walkie-talkie or a weird knife thing?
	Mace them at least.
	Can you mace people?
	Look at the manager.
	We don't have a file for...
	This is not in the rulebook.
	You're not going to help him?
	She yells.
	Oh, my God.
	Look, can you at least grab one of them?
	I don't think this will work.
	Oh, look, he kicked him in the shin.
	Now he's coming back at him.
	You want to do this?
	And then the guy runs away.
	He's like, dude, that's the guy they had in the black sweatshirt.
	And look at the security guard.
	Aesthetic.
	Was he in on it?
	Where was that?
	Oh, it wasn't Chinese.
	It was Hispanic.
	Self-checkout.
	But what happens if you do stop someone in this era of black privilege?
	Like this judge who had enough of this stupid bitch.
	Judge Magistrate Michael Winner resigns after incident in court.
	God knows how long he's been a judge for.
	But turn it up.
	Court administrator told him to resign or be fired after Bachman's conduct last week.
	What are we talking about?
	Bachman told Nine on Your Side that he responded to yelling that was so loud during a court session he couldn't hear an attorney actually question a witness.
	But was his response appropriate when he chased after a woman?
	Chief Investigative Reporter Craig Cheatham is actually here now to show us this video and explain a little bit more of just what happened.
	Craig and Tanya, Michael Bachman says the video speaks for itself.
	But in this story, we're going to show you what happened while using Bachman's descriptions of what happened as it unfolded.
	Witnesses say Cassandra Jackson was angry and loud after court staff told her she missed a deadline for filing papers for a protection order.
	Then-magistrate Michael Bachman said, quote, she yelled at the top of her lungs and that it was so loud I couldn't hear a defense attorney questioning a witness on the stand.
	So Bachman says he got angry and charged out of his courtroom, pointing at Jackson as he pursued her down the hallway, telling the I-team, that just can't be tolerated.
	Okay.
	Bachman jogged to catch up to Jackson near the elevators, telling the I-Team, I think the video speaks for itself.
	He says he told her to return to his courtroom.
	On the way, she veered toward a side hallway, prompting Bachman to put his hand on the back of her shoulder.
	Oh, no.
	Telling the I-Team, I merely put my hand up to guide her.
	I didn't choke her or manhandle her.
	He kept his hand there on the back of her shoulder for 23 seconds, according to the video, until he moved her down into a seat in the jury box.
	Bachman and Jackson continued talking to each other.
	A minute later, deputies tried to take her into custody.
	She attempted to escape, then resisted the arrest.
	The judge sent her three days in jail for contempt of court.
	She served two days.
	Bachman says on Monday afternoon, the court administrator told him he could, quote, resign or be terminated.
	Mark Dwyer put Saxon John in jail.
	I'm no fan of modern judges for the most part these days, but what the fuck did he do wrong?
	And how long was his career?
	It's all over because he doesn't tolerate some woman screaming her fucking head off black privilege.
	We just had a guy in Miami go on an anti-white beating spree where he beat two 72-year-old men, men in their 70s, one of them was 72, and then some other innocent young girl, she looks like she's like 21.
	Whack, whack, MMA, bam, bam, bam.
	All of them.
	You have that story?
	I didn't send it to you.
	In one day, no, see, you're going to find a lot of these.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	A lot of old people getting beat up here.
	Click the button news.
	Oh, yes, of course.
	As I told you yesterday.
	From Miami Subway.
	Woman attacked.
	Oh, it was That video that's going around.
	Yeah, he's got a pink shirt on.
	Now, he was obviously arrested, but there was more outrage about this judge touching a black woman for 23 seconds.
	I wonder if they're going to show it.
	No, that's a different guy.
	Holy smoke.
	Anyway, the point is, our outrage is misdirected.
	Heather McDonald is my new favorite writer.
	And maybe I like women writers better than men because I'm dumb and they don't write fancy writing.
	They're kind of conversational.
	But I'm still reading The War on Cops.
	There it is.
	Kicks and punches lone female writer more than 20 times.
	Actually, this was his third victim that day.
	Wow.
	All white.
	He almost got off and then he got back on.
	And I stopped watching it after that.
	Well, I've yet to see that.
	This is pretty upsetting.
	Yeah.
	So he makes sure no one's coming and he's safe.
	And he's like, I'm going to fucking fuck up this white bitch.
	And who knows?
	This could be the news driving these people crazy.
	Like my black friend the other day who was saying, you talk to a black man.
	He says he doesn't know if he's going to come home alive every time he gets in his vehicle because of the pigs.
	So you get mad after a while.
	You're like, you're killing our woman, like Sandra Bland.
	You hanged her in her cell.
	I'm going to kill your woman.
	And he just won't stop.
	Like, what's the rage?
	Is he on something?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	What the fuck?
	She got roughed at it.
	What a complete piece of shit.
	Like, what can you give your daughter to prevent that?
	Pepper spray?
	Yeah, that's about it.
	Is it like an explosive?
	It looks pretty abandoned.
	Maybe this was really low.
	Oh, wait, it has the time there.
	22.44.
	What's that, 10 o'clock?
	It's almost 11 o'clock?
	Yeah, that's kind of late.
	Anyway, I gotta get to my stop.
	Why do you have one sock on, dude?
	Wait, why is she getting up?
	He's done.
	He's like, all right.
	Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
	Look, Heather Mape.
	So Heather McDonald had an article in City Journal, and it talks about institutional racism.
	And she brought up a great point about this giant conformity to a lie.
	Academia's monolithic belief in systemic racism will further erode American institutions and the principle of our further erode.
	How could you possibly further erode our post-secondary education today?
	It's decimated.
	It looks like that fire site we saw in Oregon at the beginning of the show.
	But she talks about interestingly, she talks about how all of these colleges, all the top brass, the presidents and everything, talk about.
	First, at the beginning of the year, they talk about how wonderful their students are and how amazing this school is and how proud they are of the faculty and the students and blah, blah, how great they are.
	And then in the same breath, they go, we have to fix this terrible racism in our schools.
	It's systemic.
	It goes deep, deep into the institution.
	It's like, wait, I thought you just said these were great people.
	I don't want to send my kids to your Klan rally of a school.
	And then she says, if such institutional, sorry, if such institutional self-accusations by college presidents leave out the specifics, which faculty members do not treat black students fairly, she asks.
	If that unjust treatment is so obvious, why weren't those professors already removed?
	What is wrong with an admissions process that lets in thousands of student bigots?
	In other moments, college presidents brag about the quality of their student body and faculty.
	Are they lying?
	Shouldn't they have disclosed to black applicants that they will face racist acts and systems of inequality should they attend?
	Which brings us to the clown world that is academia these days.
	Did we talk about CV Vitalo Haddad?
	This is the latest one.
	Now, this woman worked hard to get Proud Boys fired, including black Proud Boys, for being part of a racist hate group.
	And as an African, it affected her.
	She claims to be Ethiopian.
	She's changed it a bunch.
	After a dizzying array of responses and pressure for transparency from their community, CV has confirmed that they are Italian.
	With a possible but unconfirmed distant ancestor as Ethiopian, one of their family members commented on the now-defunct Facebook status that no one in the family identifies as black.
	And if you scroll down, you can see her, they're always ugly white chicks thinking about how after fourth grade mom started telling everyone we were Cuban and watching light ambiguous people be like, this white woman is why no one trusts us.
	All lies.
	All more Sean King shit.
	How Sean King beat the Rachel Dolazal fate is anyone's guess.
	Keep going.
	Well, he said his mother was a slut who fucks on black guy.
	And his mom went, okay, whatever you want, honey.
	This time I gave a really awkward interview because I didn't know where to look.
	Okay, whatever.
	Boring.
	Keep going.
	So she's bitching about white people.
	They curled her hair and stuff.
	Colonial struggle.
	But they, I hope they did screen grabs.
	Keep going.
	Again, this is written by a woman, so it's really long.
	So she makes herself look black there.
	Nice curly hair.
	Look how black she looks in that picture.
	But that's what she really looks like.
	This black woman got a black proud boy fired for being racist.
	This is the clown world that is academia.
	Now, the good news is she recently got fired from her job as an assistant professor.
	They're always ugly, aren't they?
	They got the nose.
	Maybe they would just want to lean into it.
	Maybe it's every white woman with a slightly bigger nose than normal has to fucking pull out all the stops.
	So that's CV Vitolo Haddad.
	And again, we should probably make, let's start making more clips for my parlor, dude.
	We have 100,000 followers on that.
	And we should do the one where I said, we had the Chris Rock thing.
	Actually, we can add to these.
	We had the Chris Rock thing where he said, America's still racist.
	No one in this room wants to be me.
	And I'm rich.
	I didn't do a very good job of that.
	And then we go to black and white and we show all of the white people pretending to be black.
	So that's another one to add to it.
	And then there's this woman.
	I recognize her.
	I remember seeing her bitch about racist whites and how they don't understand black people like her.
	And I remember thinking, who the fuck thinks this woman's black?
	Like, at least with that other chick, she curled her hair more and stuff and got a tan.
	This woman just told people she was black.
	Why do you keep falling for this?
	Academia.
	Let's hear her talk.
	I remember going to food pantries and having to have all kinds of paperwork and having to prove all kinds of things just to get some generic cereal and some soup, and it just kind of makes you feel less than.
	Less than.
	I felt like there were able to eat, considering that we are one of the big people.
	There's a lot of racial inequality in Indianapolis.
	There are many, many factors into opening the food.
	What is your name?
	They always change their name too, like C. V. Vitolo Haddad.
	And then this one is sometimes Satchul, sometimes Satch.
	Which, of course, reminds us.
	Satchul, by the way, makes me think of in Quebec they call a spatula Spatul.
	So she's Spatul.
	Is there more pictures of her down there?
	Yeah, right there.
	There's one.
	Go down.
	There she is with her sisters.
	Yo.
	Black lives matter, yo.
	I am so sick of, like, who the fuck thinks that's a black person?
	My rule for my kids, my rule for Indians is you're not allowed to say you're Indian unless people ask you if you're Chinese.
	Similarly, you're not allowed to pretend you're black if no one in the world thought you were black for one second.
	But that reminds me of this Jessica Krug lecture.
	Can you put this up?
	I was trying to understand one word of this.
	Actually, you know what we should do?
	We should have a lot of people.
	The incarnation of this, I would say, is the kind of puzzling way in which Cornell West has signed on to the American descendant of a.
	You're going to come at my man Cornell?
	I'm going to come at you.
	Guns are blazing, girl.
	You fucking hood rat project bitch.
	I find her strangely attractive.
	She reminds me of the Jewish chicks who used to bang in college.
	I went to school.
	I went to university in the late 80s and the early 90s.
	And that's when political correctness began.
	Actually, it was just starting then, and it didn't dominate the school the way it does now.
	It wasn't part of the curriculum.
	There was a few freaks, and our radio station, CKCU at Carleton University, started by Dan Aykroyd, by the way, had music on it.
	There was like the punk show and the reggae show and the jazz show.
	Now it's like Uktayuk, the Inuit show and Muslim voices and blah, blah, blah.
	It's not music anymore.
	It's multicultural pandering.
	But anyway, being there at the beginning of political correctness, I started to learn the terms.
	Hegemony was just starting with all this shit about discourse and colonialism and blah, blah, blah.
	But they were usually in crazy classes like women's studies and the history of rock.
	Now it's in fucking math.
	But I want to see if I can speak academia and understand what the fuck this crazy bitch is talking about.
	Can you believe people go a quarter million in debt to learn this gobbledygook?
	So let's see if we can understand modern university.
	Take it away, wigger.
	It's primarily historical, right?
	I'm interested in thinking about deeper context for okay.
	Nation states are fundamentally anti-black.
	Because we're starting in the middle here.
	This isn't easy to do.
	What are nation states?
	Like all states?
	Is the Congo a nation state?
	Is the Congo fundamentally anti-black?
	Is the idea of borders?
	Is that what she's saying?
	Just having a country is anti-black?
	Does she mean the states in America?
	I don't know what a nation-state is.
	I'm going to have to look this up some of the...
	Oh, let's ask the computer.
	Is it on?
	Why do you keep unplugging that fucking thing, retard?
	Why do you keep unplugging that?
	Well, get more plugs!
	Or charge it in somewhere else.
	Computer!
	What's two plus two?
	No, she's not on, because you keep fucking unplugging it.
	How do you not know how to work plugs?
	That's a new one.
	Computer.
	Don't unplug that ever again.
	I'm going to duct tape it shut.
	Computer, what's two plus two?
	It's still fucking going, you fucking absolute fucking retard.
	God, that's the second time you've done that, Ryan.
	That thing cost me a bunch of money.
	And now I'm just watching a green line spin around and around and around because you're not smart enough to figure out plugs.
	Plugs.
	Like, who does that?
	Who unplugs shit at their work to plug something else in and then just forgets about it?
	There's like, there's retardation, then there's negligence, then there's just total disregard for your job.
	There's like nine things going on at once here.
	Computer, what's two plus two?
	No, nothing.
	All right, so I guess we're giving up on that working.
	I'll tell you what.
	Don't fucking unplug that again.
	Got it?
	Got it?
	Yeah, I did.
	Maybe tell me one more time.
	Well, it didn't work last time I told you not to unplug it.
	Yeah, but we were done for the whole day.
	Oh, we're done for the whole day, and we're never going to use it again.
	I had to charge the keyboard.
	Oh, you had to charge the keyboard.
	You had to use that plug to charge the keyboard.
	Then get another plug!
	Go on Amazon and buy another power bar!
	But I need to charge it now.
	Then charge it in another room!
	Or plug this back in when you're done!
	Oh, that's okay, that's a good idea.
	What's up?
	Here's what's up.
	Okay, computer, stop.
	Computer, what is a nation state?
	Computer!
	What is a nation-state?
	According to Wikipedia, a nation-state is a state in which a great majority shares the same culture and is conscious of it.
	So a nation?
	Why do they invent their own language?
	There's no difference between a nation and a nation-state.
	It just sounds smarter.
	So nations, countries are fundamentally anti-black.
	What about Liberia?
	That was founded by freed slaves who wanted to go back to Africa and reclaim their heritage.
	Is Wakanda anti-black?
	So we're having a bit of trouble with this hypothesis.
	I think what she really means is America, but she doesn't want to sound too anti-American.
	By the way, we're five seconds in, and it's been, what, five, six minutes here?
	All right, so let's let Wakanda and the Congo go and assume she means Finland and the United States of America.
	Political imagination of the future.
	So it's historical, it's also forward-looking, and at the same time, it's critical of the language within which a lot of conversations about, as this panel is entitled, diasporic politics happen in the present.
	Pause.
	Diasporic.
	Diasporic means it's an adjective form of the noun diaspora, which is a group of people leaving.
	So I guess what she's saying is when we build nations, it's to get away from black people and to crush black people.
	Like, what about American Indians?
	Weren't we crushing them to make this?
	I'm not even sure this complies with her own narratives.
	But I didn't do very well for that, from that five seconds to 19 seconds.
	I didn't really get that.
	Maybe we can go back?
	No, let's not go back.
	That's cheating.
	Okay, let's keep going forward.
	And I would give myself an F so far.
	Particularly, I'm interested in thinking about this idea that I'm borrowing from Puerto Rican sociologist Isar Godro, talking about a folklorization of blackness, right?
	But the foliarization, particularly, of resistance and fugitivity.
	And by that, I mean that oftentimes when people think about a historical politics of marinage or of resistance, it's very romantic, right?
	And when people...
	Okay, I think I might get this.
	So she's talking about whenever we learn about blacks, we learn about the civil rights movement and Alabama and the German Shepherds, and it's romanticized.
	That's my beef, too, by the way.
	I would rather you talked about different things in black history in America, but you're totally fixated on that.
	So this is an example, I think, of radical activists getting what they want and then saying, I don't even like that, which is indicative of what group?
	The spoiled brat community.
	Think about the implications of that for the present.
	It's oftentimes either in kind of like a live-action role-playing things, we should all put on berets because, you know, Panthers.
	Or it just seems...
	Okay, I agree with you.
	By the way, this cunt is talking about LARPing, and she's LARPing as a black woman right now, right in front of us.
	Impossible.
	Well, people could do that in Haiti in the 1760s, but nowadays.
	So I'm interested in critiquing that a little bit.
	Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Haiti in the 1760s.
	Hey, computer, when was the revolution in Haiti?
	Here's something I found on reference.com.
	Haiti gained its independence on January 1st, 1804.
	Okay, so she's just said Haiti in the 1790s.
	I assume that's when slaves...
	That was 14 years before the slave revolt.
	So what was...
	Does she know when the slave revolt was?
	What'd she just say?
	1804?
	Why is our computer a chick, by the way?
	I'm sick of these chicks everywhere.
	Fuck, they're at the barbershop.
	They're at my local dive bar telling me I can't go there.
	They're teaching this bullshit mumbo jumbo.
	So that went over my head.
	I'm sorry.
	You could say this in Haiti in the 1790s.
	You couldn't say shit in Haiti in the 1790s.
	They were still slaves.
	And they had six days a week to work one day off.
	Some moron decided they should work seven days a week and they can't go to church.
	Not a wise move to deny people church.
	Not that I think you should have continued slavery in Haiti, but the slaves went ballistic, murdered every woman and child there, drank their blood out of their skulls.
	It was the most sadistic revolution in the history of revolutions.
	Maybe back to Columbus.
	But nowadays.
	So I'm interested in critiquing that a little bit.
	And that's for several reasons.
	One, because it's critically urgent that we do so, right?
	The degree to which we remain invested in role-playing the past instead of using political imagination to dream forward is the degree to which we remain inevitably entangled in a violence from which we can't possibly conceive of an escape.
	Okay, she's just saying what I believe.
	The more we spend reveling in the past and LARPing like Black Panthers, the less we can move forward.
	Agreed.
	Agreed.
	But moving forward involves cutting the cords with all of that beret shit and just busting your ass.
	Becoming a plumber, getting a trade, working hard, and not talking about fucking racism and slavery every 10 minutes.
	Which, my experience has been, most black people are like that.
	The ones who keep bitching about it are often either white people pretending to be black or half black people who grew up in all white neighborhoods.
	But black guys like at my boxing gym, they're not really talking about Jim Crow a lot.
	Their t-shirts don't say resist and black lives matter.
	Their t-shirts say under armor and some fucking, I don't know, fight between Two guys, or what else do you see there?
	Like their police academy, or wherever the fuck they worked, or some free shirt they got at a construction site.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Keep going, Jessica.
	This is eight minutes.
	Jesus.
	Also interested in thinking about this because of some of the really puzzling developments.
	I can't even call them developments.
	That's not accurate.
	I'm thinking about the ways that within the academia and within a lot of black politics, we can often ascribe to nationalisms that have never one time served black freedom.
	So the latest incarnation of this, I would say, is the kind of puzzling way in which Cornell West has signed on to the American descendant of enslaved people discourse, right?
	And the ways in which oftentimes like an African Americanist project that's really about the Americanism is at odds with thinking about black political thought globally.
	So hopefully that'll make a little bit more sense.
	I don't know.
	I don't think Jessica Krug knows what the fuck she just said.
	She's mad at Cornell West.
	Now, we've had Cornell West on the network many times, and his beef is not slavery.
	His beef is Jim Crow.
	I still think that's lame.
	That was well over half a century ago, but at least it's more modern than 400 years ago.
	She seems to have a beef with that.
	But I thought the beginning of this lecture was all about not repeating the past.
	And now she's mad at Cornell West for...
	And wasn't this about nation states anyway?
	Can you give me an example?
	Like if you're doing an argument, you want to say nation states are fundamentally anti-black.
	Think of any nation state in the world.
	I will give an example of them trampling on blackness in order to thrive.
	For example, and then give me like Beijing, the Congo, America, Costa Rica, and Chile.
	Like give me a wide swath of examples and I'll go, holy shit.
	Never thought of that.
	This is a good lecture.
	I'm glad I'm going a quarter million dollars into debt, learning basically Klingon.
	You're learning a useless language.
	And I haven't learned it clearly because I'm fucking lost right now.
	Imagine in your notes if you're in this class.
	Just Cornell West, LARP, forward, but past good too.
	Question mark.
	Interested in thinking about a politics of silence, right?
	And how we conceive of diaspora.
	In my work, in my understanding, diaspora has never been and is never about origins, right?
	A nation-state has never been an appropriate framework through which to conceive black history.
	Diaspora is about, what about the Jewish diaspora to Israel?
	Isn't that about origins?
	Aren't they from Judea?
	History, nation-states are always fundamentally anti-black, and a citizenship model is rooted in.
	That was a diaspora of freed slaves who went to Africa and started their own country.
	And anti-blackness.
	The aspirations for black histories of empire, you know, which we can see and sort of.
	I don't know if we can make sure I got it.
	I have to use the washroom.
	All of a sudden.
	This is the kind of pee where you go to the bathroom and it's like one drop comes out of your penis.
	Just like a little yellow tear because you're didn't have to go pee.
	Black legitimacy is rooted in the past.
	Wait, are you skipping ahead?
	Dude, don't let it run.
	There's incredibly important information coming out of this bitch.
	Never been an appropriate framework through which to conceive black history.
	Nation states are always fundamentally anti-black, and a citizenship model is rooted in anti-blackness.
	What?
	The aspirations for black histories of empire, you know, which we can see in sort of...
	Hold on.
	So citizenship is rooted in anti-blackness.
	You could argue in America that citizenship and green cards are rooted in anti-Hispanic, anti-Mexican.
	I don't believe that to be true, but there's an argument there because most of the illegals are Mexican.
	But I think what she's saying is anything that involves any kind of regulation disproportionately hurts blacks, so it's racist.
	Which is this same old argument they keep giving where it's like, if you're going to start putting boots on cars that have outstanding fines, blacks are going to get disproportionately hurt by that.
	Ergo, putting boots on cars is racist.
	No.
	Heather McDonald talks about this all the time.
	It's how often your group appears in the crime stats.
	Blacks tend to speed more than whites in New York City.
	So they tend to get pulled over more.
	That's how you appear in the thing.
	You know, if you were to crack down on chess cheaters, you'd end up screwing a lot of Russians over.
	That's because they play more chess than us.
	Tremendous popularity of the Black Panther, Wakanda, right?
	And this idea of making a film about the history of Mansa Musa states that black legitimacy is rooted in the state and in empire.
	And to me, that seems like inevitably a project of failure and not a project of freedom.
	So I'm going to think through some of these.
	I think I might know what's going on here.
	To talk about black Americans is racist because blacks were brought here as slaves, have never been invited to America, don't have a seat at the table, as they like to say.
	And therefore, to talk about African Americans is racist because there'll only ever be uninvited black Africans.
	That's all they are.
	This is a fucking white woman, just to remind you on a regular basis, who we're dealing with here.
	So I guess that's what she's saying.
	And that's what you hear Muslims say, like in Australia.
	They go, you say you hate Australia, yet you emigrated here and here you are in Brisbane.
	And they go, no, this is Allah's land.
	You called it Australia.
	You stuck a flag in it, but the entire world belongs to Allah.
	So you're the intruder here.
	This is Islam.
	I think that's what she's saying, that blacks are just Africans here.
	So what are you saying?
	They should go back to Africa?
	So is this a rich white Jewish woman telling blacks to go back to Africa?
	Is this where we ended up?
	What water does this bitch need?
	By giving a brief history, you know, and this comes from the research from the first book, brief history of Kisama and thinking about the afterlife of the politics of Kisama.
	know how many times i've talked about zambia in my life zero you know how many times anyone's ever talked about a place near the capital of zambia 0.001 and that title belongs to jessica krug krug geographies of reputations relationship to archives and gender so you know like 500 years of stuff in the future in the next 18 or 20 minutes i have left it's not too much um so
	a third of a tenth right a thirtieth can we hear about slavery about a thirtieth as much as everyone else please Tama's not just a space.
	Oftentimes, given the colonial nature of anthropology and disciplines, which...
	I give up.
	I give up.
	Not only am I not going pee, I was lying.
	I didn't have to go pee.
	I quit your class.
	You're retarded.
	And I have a funny feeling that you're a white Jew in blackface with giant hoop earrings.
	Can we verify that?
	Now here's the candace and tucker too.
	Mr. 45, thank God for you.
	You were free, love.
	You smell pee.
	Did you pee your backpack?
	Maybe there's some pee going around.
	Well, Gary's...
	I mean, I'm not saying he smells like pee, but he was here not.
	He doesn't smell like P. He smells worse than pee.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	That's one of those shows where, like with other shows that people go, I really hate that show.
	It sucks.
	No one watches it.
	I'd consider it like, well, okay, maybe I'll watch a few more episodes or something.
	But when you say that about Gary's show, I'm just like, well, fuck you.
	You don't get it.
	I don't consider it canceling it ever for one second.
	All right.
	We spent a lot of time here.
	Should we jump over to the male bee?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together's male band.
	Let me touch it.
	I've been checking out this guy, Special Books by Special Kids, who's a very handsome young man who wears overalls and he interviews severely disfigured people, burned survivors,
	and these people deserve a voice.
	So it's important they get to talk and we should hear them and we should humanize them.
	But I don't know, man.
	Like he's getting tens of millions of views, probably making great money.
	And why does he always have to stick his handsome self in the interview?
	He might not even be aware of this, but I think there's some sort of subliminal, like virtue signaling, look, handsome guys are nice too, kind of thing.
	Like, look at his things in general.
	Like, his whole video page.
	So, like, look at that guy surviving severe burns.
	Doctors say he's a miracle, right?
	You couldn't get more disfigured than that.
	That's tough.
	When somebody looks at it.
	So, if you go forward a bit.
	In that same one?
	Yeah.
	What are you, a pussy?
	That's a human being, Ryan.
	I understand that.
	But look.
	Oh, wait.
	He's got his dad in there.
	He is.
	Right, but he's in it here.
	He scared a kid off.
	But look at that.
	Oh, kind of.
	In a way, yeah.
	And he laughs and smiles.
	Am I crazy?
	Where he's like, I'm a good person.
	I'm a good person, but I'm also gorgeous.
	Like, that's a pretty bad one.
	But look at, like, what's this one?
	Liz's humanity.
	So she's sitting there saying, I'm a person, I'm normal, and she's crying as she does it.
	And then he's sitting there with his cute little turquoise overalls.
	I don't know, man.
	My spidey senses are tingling.
	A little bit.
	I got a bad feeling about this dude.
	I could be wrong.
	I could be wrong.
	Where's Liz?
	God, he's got a lot of these.
	Yeah, there's quite a bit.
	He really makes the rounds with the disfigured community.
	Liz's humanity.
	There we go.
	Look at him.
	To be courageous and sit here and share your story.
	I want.
	And blue suspenders.
	No.
	Hey, God.
	Should I be praising this guy for giving these people a voice?
	Or is there something I don't know about and my spotty senses are correct?
	Can you just tell me, please?
	I don't want to find out this guy was molesting these people or something.
	Or he's a pedophile and he's trying to...
	Or he jokes about it after, like, with his friends.
	He's like, do you see this other one I got, dude?
	That'd be bad.
	You don't think it's going like there?
	God, you're...
	Detective shitty strikes every time without exception.
	It's either something much more sinister.
	There's no Beavis and Butthead goofing around.
	Folks at home, do you believe what I have to work with?
	All right.
	What's going on here?
	Why can't I access the mailbag?
	What the fuck?
	What are you on about?
	Oh, cool.
	I was going to ask about that.
	All right.
	How come some of these have been read?
	All right.
	It's from Alex.
	Chinese corn story.
	G-Dog, I laughed my ass off when you told that story about being really thirsty on a train in China, and some Chinese guy you were with thought some hot corn being sold on the side of the road would do a good job quenching it.
	Could we tell that story, please?
	Possibly making the greatest hit.
	I was going from Beijing to Singapore, and we're on a bus.
	This would be in the early 90s.
	And what you do is in Taiwan, you're only allowed to be there for four months and your visa runs out.
	So you just go to China and then you come back and it starts again.
	So I'm petering around this disgusting shithole that is China.
	And I'm so fucking thirsty.
	I didn't think about it in time.
	I didn't pack water.
	And it's hot and it's so humid there and disgusting.
	And I don't speak any Chinese.
	And I'm looking at the guy next to me going, ah, whoo.
	He's like, oh, sweet jao.
	Sui jiao.
	Both like, oh, oh.
	So we're getting along.
	I think I said Gatorade.
	And he's like, boy, I'd kill for a fucking Gatorade right now.
	And I can grab one.
	I had one.
	What did I do with it?
	Threw it in the fire.
	Oh, I finished it.
	By the way, don't think you're being healthy when you're drinking Gatorade.
	It is a lot of sugar.
	And then we get him to the side of the road and he's like, oh, shui jiao, chow chi.
	And I go, what?
	They sell water there?
	So I go outside of the bus and there is nothing but a hot cube about as big as his desk cooking corn.
	No butter, no salt, just cooking corn and then giving you this steaming hot corn.
	And he's like, and I'm like, maybe if I was dying, that would be better than nothing.
	But corn does not quench your thirst.
	This is what I want to get across with multiculturalism.
	Other cultures aren't sort of like us, but different.
	It's not like there's a get off my lawn show, but he has a red jean jacket and no mustache.
	No, they don't have this.
	They're not the same as us.
	You know how many stand-up comedians there are in China?
	None.
	None.
	That's not a thing.
	They don't do humor.
	It's a different culture to its core.
	Then when they get thirsty, they have a hot piece of corn.
	A Briggs, what are your thoughts on the dystopian knots and crosses?
	It's as bad to me as imagining a real Wakanda without Christianity in the West.
	It's the best mentality.
	I've been saving this.
	I have a whole movie thing I'm going to do, but there's been too much news this week, so I haven't been able to do it.
	I will be discussing knots and crosses.
	It's a dystopian sort of a hunger games type of movie where white people are second-class citizens and they're treated like shit and they're not allowed to race mix.
	And it's what if the tables were turned?
	And the amazing thing about this show is the tables are turned.
	Go to South Africa.
	They literally have concentration camps for whites.
	This is South Africa, but without the cool technology and the wealth.
	They murder white people based on their race on a regular fucking basis.
	All this show is, is South Africa with more money.
	I thought that was funny, that you could be so ignorant that you would think knots and crosses was a crazy concept and not know that South Africa exists.
	So I will be covering that.
	Hey, G-Dog and F-A-G-Dog.
	Oh.
	I was reading some old tacky articles At work, most popular articles are still mostly you and Jim.
	But the links are dead, and the apostrophes come out as Euro dollars.
	I know, it drives me nuts.
	And it got me curious to check out some old apps of the Gab McKinnis show.
	You get any dough on this?
	No.
	There's a shit ton of episodes.
	Ton is spelled T-O-N-N-E.
	What is that about?
	Is that a British thing?
	Because I don't approve.
	Ton or Ton?
	Ton is an alternative spelling metric thing.
	It's almost never used in American English.
	So it must be a Brit or an Australian.
	An evergreen app with a list of the show of your favorite moments.
	What are you talking about?
	There's a shit ton of episodes.
	Would you consider doing an Evergreen app with a list on the show of your favorite moments of the Gavin McKinnis show?
	I don't know, dude.
	Maybe.
	I asked Keith for them all, and he basically said, no, I think he wants me to buy them, which I sort of see, which I probably should have written a contract.
	I'm not a handshake guy.
	Keith no longer works there, though.
	Yes, I know.
	This was a long time ago.
	But they're also fucking raunchy.
	A little bit.
	And I'm about to get kicked off of every platform I'm on.
	So I'm kind of treading on eggshells, but also not.
	So I'd have to go through them and see if someone could use them against us.
	And there's porn stars and nudity and all kinds of stuff.
	But it's also like, why go back in time?
	Maybe if I was retired and I was like, I'm going to dig up some of my old TGMS episodes and put them up.
	You can see what I used to do.
	No, you can see what I do.
	Dear Gavin, I know you're not a huge MMA fan because of all the toes, but Kamzat Chimiev got one of the cleanest knockouts I've seen in my life on Saturday.
	He's undefeated and has won three fights.
	Whole fight lasts about 15 seconds.
	Let me guess.
	He kicks him in the head super hard.
	Doesn't really work too hard.
	Shimayev Orthodox in black.
	Shimayev straight on the pressure like Koi always does.
	Jeez.
	Pressure, like I always does.
	Isn't that fun?
	I feel like my wife watching anime.
	I feel nothing.
	I don't get it.
	I've tried a million times.
	It's really messed up.
	They changed the camera angle right when he hits them.
	Look.
	Well, they didn't know what's going to happen, Wiener.
	Yeah, I know, but don't they have both cameras running?
	But showing it as it was shown.
	They should.
	Joe Biden gets lost reading a teleprompter.
	Makes no sense.
	Oh, this is, I don't, I haven't seen this one.
	I was going to say there's a new one every day.
	There's a new one every half day.
	Well, maybe not two a day, but it's definitely more than one a day.
	We're up to 1.4 a day.
	What are you doing?
	We're just going here.
	Oh, okay.
	Gotcha.
	And what makes his wild claims and hopes?
	He now hopes we don't notice what he said or won't remember.
	And when he does follow through or doesn't do, when followed through, the exact opposite.
	Wow, that's a t-shirt.
	What he do I'm forting that to myself.
	That would be such a good t-shirt.
	He now hopes we don't notice what he said or won't remember.
	And when he does follow through or doesn't do when followed through, the exact opposite.
	Wow.
	America, you should be ashamed of yourself for elder abuse.
	This is like worse than Mr. Magoo.
	Dear Gavin, Lord of the Fruit Flies, in the previous episode, GML, you said that you sympathize with leftists who fight with Trump fans, that at least in their mind, their heart is in the right place.
	I believe that was a valid point in 2016 against even the likes of Antifa.
	And wait, against even the likes of Antifa.
	Can you read your fucking emails before you send them?
	I have to decipher your shitty grammar.
	Every show.
	And this was sent at 12.49 p.m.
	So you weren't drunk.
	And maybe even leading into 2020.
	I don't know if you're talking about defending Antifa or what?
	Against even the likes Antifa.
	However, at this point, how many rioters do you believe have their hearts in the right place and are generally fighting for what they feel is right?
	And how many are just rioting and protesting because it's the hot new thing?
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	Many of these kids could care less about politics or the upcoming election.
	They're just victims of idle hands.
	Don't give yourself gonorrhea up the throat.
	Harrison, feel free to let Ryan give his two cents as well.
	Oh, thanks.
	Let's hear Ryan's two cents.
	It'll be worth exactly.
	That's all I got to say about that.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Like, when I think of liberals that I like, I think of Maine and New Hampshire and the guys with the American flags that are pro-gun that just think the taxes need to be overhauled.
	I just think they're bad at math and they think that tax could ever work out well.
	There is a way that we could take from the rich and just give to the poor.
	Work that.
	I don't know why I'm doing a southern accent for the Northeast.
	But these writers you see in Seattle, Portland, LA, New York City are just fucking assholes with no political agenda.
	At best, they're just there because it's fashion and that's what people are doing now.
	Just like Lullapalooza or what's that one in LA that they all go to where they dress up as Indians and they fucking...
	Burning Man, EDC, Coachella.
	Coachella.
	It's just Coachella at best.
	And at worst, they're just malicious, shitty human beings that want to burn America to the ground.
	All right.
	Last time.
	This is from Daniel.
	Hello, king of the fag zone, Gavin, and prince of the fag zone, Ryan.
	I've been to the fag zone like maybe four or five times to pick him up.
	And I usually just walk in, say, this is disgusting.
	Let's go.
	So how can I be the king?
	I'm an occasional visa holder.
	He's the king of the fag zone.
	No.
	I found this guy going through Instagram one day, and he has a YouTube account.
	Apparently, he is calling for an Aryan and white Hispanic coalition.
	You mean whites?
	He's Dominican, white, and against race mixing, pro-segregation, and just all-rounder racist, kind of a weird guy.
	I want to get your thoughts on it.
	I'll take it.
	It's a weird channel to go through the videos.
	Weirder than my disfigured dude.
	When they put the 13th letter, and that's kind of the white boys, us having an alliance with them.
	Does he show himself?
	I'm dubious of anything this radical that's still on YouTube.
	Damn.
	There's Nazi skinheads in Mexico City.
	Are you serious?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Like with swastikas and everything, not far right.
	Yeah, the Nazis went to Argentina.
	Yeah, that's not them.
	These guys look Mexican.
	Wow.
	All right, I don't care about that.
	Let's get to our final video because we are out of time.
	Here it is.
	What are we at?
	The two-hour mark?
	Probably just.
	Long fucking shows this week, my man.
	It's about time.
	It's been a long time.
	Don't even allow this shit.
	And I didn't even get to my video thing.
	I forgot what this is.
	What the hell?
	It looks like that.
	Oh, this is that guy.
	I wish we had him on censor.tv.
	Oh, all gas, no breaks.
	All gas, no breaks.
	Yeah.
	Big suit.
	This is my favorite kind of journalism.
	It's my favorite kind of photography, too.
	I forget what we used to call it, where you would just go and take pictures of parties and stuff and lead a crazy life and document it.
	Those are all real tattoos.
	This is not Halloween.
	I think the corona shit is fake as fuck.
	North Korea or the Russians motherfucking sent a chemical in the sky and shit.
	But I think it's fake because I ain't catch that shit yet.
	And I barely wash my hands.
	Why not?
	Because I'm a hood nigga.
	He's a hood nigger.
	You fucking hold wrong.
	Shit.
	Doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, niggas hold, bro.
	I came out to a bag.
	Like, it's Trey Way in no way.
	Like, Trey Way's nuts.
	Alright, so, uh, so we're doing this.
	I came out to a bag.
	Does that mean he became gay?
	The fans of Takashi 69 appears.
	I don't give a fuck if I'm a baby mama.
	Come on, baby, mama.
	That's Takashi 4.3.
	Man, man, fuck you, my nigga.
	We run this shit, bro.
	He started the Corona.
	I think the Corona should have fake as fuck.
	North Korea or the Russians.
	You know, he's LARPing as the worst Joker ever?
	The Jared Leto Joker?
	Proud.
	This is amazing.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	That's like the new Joker.
	That's the Jared Leto.
	I know Jared Leto Joker laugh.
	I can barely wash my hands.
	Why not?
	Of all the Jokers to choose, it's the worst one.
	I think it's worth it.
	That's awesome.
	One of the problems with freedom is you can go about 300 subterranean miles below rock bottom and still be alive.
	But we're not there yet, folks.
	We're still up here on the Earth's surface.
	So let's continue to fight.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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