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Sept. 15, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E13 - PEPE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME [2020-09-15 - S03E13 - PEPE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME]
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Live from New York in Taiwan with seven minutes.
All I want to do is fight, but I can't because I went to Las Vegas and they won't let me in the gym unless I've had the test, which is easy to get.
We probably have the results back already.
I'll probably be able to go tomorrow.
We've got a place nearby that does it in 24 hours.
For free.
Although, when I took Ryan to get his second Lyme test, there was an old Italian couple in there who were getting it, and they're paying $120 each.
And I thought, this is a weird situation.
Because I want to help my fellow man, but I also want to encourage business.
So I didn't say anything.
Look at Chuck Zito's Tits.
That'd be a good name for a band, Chuck Zito's Tits.
He would kill you, of course, so you wouldn't get past one show.
This is a great book by Hell's Angel guy.
He was up at New Rochelle.
It's also in the East Village chapter.
And it's just a great book about a hard-working dude who could knock you out at the drop of ad.
He used to wear a shirt.
I know someone who knew him, and he would wear a shirt that said, I'm responsible for more blackouts than Con Ed.
Because he's like Tommy Robinson.
He just knows where on the button he's going to get you, and he just knocks guys out on a daily basis.
Or he did.
But one thing I really enjoyed about the book is he talks about his marriage and how hanging out with the angels all the time ruined it.
And you realize you can ruin your marriage with things, with more things than just booze and chasing broads and being a workaholic.
Oh, that's great.
He's a Trump guy.
You can ruin your marriage by hanging out with your buddies too much.
And that's what he did.
He's never had a drop of booze.
He's never smoked a joint, no drugs, but too much hanging with the buds.
That opening song was Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards.
The song is called Fight.
And it's a great song.
It's a great album.
But I'm suspicious of how good it is.
Because he hasn't really made any hits before or since.
And he was in Rancid with Tim Armstrong.
Tim Armstrong, that's his name, right?
The guy in Operation Ivy.
He's been a hit machine since he was a teenager.
He made all Operation Ivy's hits.
He did all of Rancid's hits.
I mean, the guy just keeps churning them out.
So I think, my theory is it's a Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain scenario where he said, here, I'll just spend a week writing you hit songs.
I think you can go play them for the rest of your life and make some money.
And I won't put my name on it.
I think that's why Courtney Love had one good album with that limpy.
And then we never heard her write a song ever again.
I think that was Kurt.
Anyway, that's a lot of pop culture.
Speaking of Lars Fredrickson, though, he's really into skinheads and punks.
And he was a skunks.
That's some like West Coast punk skin gang.
God, why is my nose so itchy on the show?
But look up behind the ink with Lars Fredrickson of Rancid.
It's some like very punk show.
I think it's from Germany.
And you know, when Europeans are into something, they really, they really get into the details and they know all the names of the guys.
But this guy's accent...
That's who we just heard, by the way, sing this song.
That's Lars Fredrickson.
But listen to these questions.
So it'll be right after the intro, I guess, will be the first question.
Look, wait, whoa, whoa.
Look at that hideous.
First of all, those drawings suck.
But look at that hideous logo.
Oh.
Wow.
That is, I'm 50 years old.
That's the ugliest logo I've ever seen in my half a century of living.
Look at that thing.
That's bad.
Puts me in a bad mood.
Looks like a bad app.
Even the hue around it.
What country is this?
We have to find out what country it is, man.
Do you remember your very first tattoo?
Yes, I do.
I got.
Do you still remember your very first tattoo?
Wait, go back.
Actually, do you remember your very first tattoo?
I do.
Yes, sir.
First.
It's Berlin, yes.
Here's German.
I do.
I got.
Do you remember your very first tattoo?
Yes, I do.
I got First.
Do you remember your very first Sean?
I thought Germans were the kings of graphic design.
Apparently not.
You still have it?
It is Berlin.
I mean, East Berlin, they have all that communism they're still recovering from, so they still suck.
In my notes here, it says, I'm on fire.
That's the weather.
That was me reminding myself, dude, I am kicking it out of the ass park these days.
Just getting shit done and my hedges.
There's a problem with my hedges, and I'm getting quotes.
And then I'm getting, I've started a new thing that I'm buying real estate investment, getting the tax ID number, talking to the lawyer.
Wait, isn't this going to be an issue here on paragraph 36 and signing contract?
That's just my personal life.
Hey, you're cool.
Handling shit, fucking charities with Zanoa, getting money sent over there.
And I go, what's going on?
I'm not on Adderall.
I didn't really quit drinking.
I haven't been boxing in two weeks.
And then I realized it's the fucking weather.
Yeah.
We're finally out of this disgusting, humid cesspool of heat that was July and August.
And it's back at 67 Degrees.
You can sleep without the AC on, with the windows open.
I'm fucking napping nine hours straight.
I'm even, as a dad, I'm like, all right, here's the deal.
Talking to them, working it out.
You're 7, 8:30.
You're 12, you're looking at fucking 9.30.
You're 14, you're looking at 10 p.m.
Phones downstairs in the charger at 9.
Video games allowed one hour a day during the week.
Like, just fucking...
I don't know why I talk like that while I'm a dad.
I mean, look at him.
He's pimping.
And then my wife was like, she's crying because you took her phone away and said it's bedtime.
And I go, well, it is and it is.
And she goes, well, you got to finesse it more.
I go, no.
Finesse it?
Hey, man, look, I think like a cool bedtime might be like around 10 or no.
Or no.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Like, I don't want to.
That's not how dads work.
You got to lay down the line.
It's like being the leader of a gang.
I can't show weakness or they'll stab me.
I'm the king of the jailhouse.
That's true.
A lot to talk about.
A lot of racial shit this year.
We got a new drawing from John Kinsman over at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
Again, I don't know why more people don't bid on these because he's obviously getting quite horny up there in Bear Hill.
Look at those asses.
Poor bastard.
I don't even think you can beat off.
But even if you aren't into Proud Boy stuff, I would want that because it's a seminal part of history.
And these guys are in prison and he's doing them in prison.
So if you have an art collection of all these different things with Picasso and everything, wouldn't that be a good part of your collection?
Here is some prisoner art.
These were some Patriots that were fighting Antifa.
He's getting really good at it, if you will.
Did you show the...
I can't remember if we showed the Sailor one.
Oh, yeah, shit.
That one's fantastic.
Can you go get it?
I can't get out of here.
People see that I am nude from the waist down.
It's underneath the one of you and I. Yes, this was one we got after yesterday's show.
We're up to one a day at this point.
That's high quality.
And it's, as Ryan pointed out, it's not photorealism, but he's got his own style here.
Somewhat crude, but also totally accurate.
Speaking of things we got in the mail, who is your favorite dictator?
Robert Mugabe.
Hmm.
Where's he from?
Zimbabwe, formerly Rhodesia.
A person by the name of...
We'll call him B. We call him Brandon.
This is for you.
Oh, my stars.
Ladies and gentlemen, a live unearthing of...
Oh, dude, that's one of the nicest presents I've ever received.
What is it?
This is way cooler.
It's one billion.
No, it's not.
How many is it?
I think we may want to just change to autofocus for this.
This is incredible.
I had no idea they went up this high.
Guess what this note is before I show you?
Guess how high it is.
You said 10 billion?
1 billion.
What?
Trillion?
10 trillion.
I believe, what is the American deficit at?
14 trillion?
We could just pay off America's debt with this.
Get us down to 4 trillion.
This is socialism in a nutshell, folks.
Robert Mugabe was a socialist.
Is this what you want?
Wow, that's cool.
I got to get that framed.
I don't know if this guy knows you very well, but he also got you this.
Thanks, Brendan.
This stuff is slightly higher in the alcohol.
This gets the bed wet.
Dude, I haven't wet my bed in months.
You're on fire.
I'm on fire.
Well, that would include the whole summer.
No, I definitely have wet the bed.
It's probably been two weeks or so.
That's pretty good for me.
Speaking of Max and John, by the way, I just, I saw this documentary last night on Alger Hiss, and it was about how...
Oh my God, it's so crazy, this McCarthyism back in the 50s.
Can you believe they thought that communists were infiltrating the American government and Hollywood?
Okay, now I've heard everything.
So let me get this straight.
You think that soon we'll have people...
Actually, it was Nixon and Edgar Hoover who were really concerned about it.
And they were concerned with New Deal economics.
And they said that the New Deal was going to lead to socialism.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Like in 2020, we're going to have something called the Green New Deal, where the cost per household is $670,000.
What are you talking about, you dummies?
Is that him there?
Mr. John Gardner has a phrase that I think is quite good.
Actually, society seems to be disintegrating in the United States, and that calls for rather radical action.
I think we're a long way from the future.
Oh, yeah, it is radical being a fucking spy.
Anyway, he sold secrets to the Russians in the 30s leading up to World War II.
By the way, they weren't our pals at the beginning of World War II.
It took a while before we said, hey, can we use your men as cannon fodder to end this war?
Just like throw millions of them at the Germans till the Germans die of guilt after slaughtering you.
But I was most interested in his sentence.
He got five years, ended up serving 3.6.
That's the exact same as what John and Max will end up serving.
They got four.
They'll probably serve 3.6.
Alger Hiss sold secrets to the government, the Soviet Union.
He put all Americans in danger, made us vulnerable to our enemies across the pond.
And he got 3.6 years.
He didn't actually get charged for that because the statute of limitations ran out.
So he did the secret trading as a spy.
He committed espionage, and they have tons of evidence.
That's the funny thing about this documentary, this NPR thing I saw last night, where they're like, and then they thought he was a spy, and they have his son on going, I had to visit him in prison.
Oh, that must have sucked.
And he gets 3.6 years.
So what happened was the statute of limitations ran out on espionage.
He got charged in 1950.
It's 20 years for espionage?
Can we extend that a little bit, please?
Let's do like 70 years for espionage.
How much is it to use a song without copyrights?
Ooh, I just had a fart that was very questionable, but it turned out to be just air.
Let us pray.
Please be a fart right there.
He's a fart.
He's a fart.
So what he was actually charged with was perjury because he said in court, I'm not a spy.
And he was later proved to be a spy.
3.6 years.
Same as John and Max.
Fucking crazy, man.
Speaking of documentaries, I used to hang with some nerds.
Like, you see this tattoo here?
It's by Jay Howell.
He's a guy who did Bob's Burgers and stuff.
He's a skateboard dude.
He works for vans.
And that crew, there's this LA crew of artists.
And they're all pretty good.
And when I was running a magazine, you know, they were great contributors that that sort of scene, Travis Millard, Jay Howell, Arthur Jones.
He did a magazine that I didn't consider a rival.
I thought it was complimentary.
It was called Found, and it was just a magazine of found shit.
You got to be really into weird stuff, though, to be able to look at garbage like Found and enjoy every second of it.
But yeah, that.
He did that.
Jimmy Miller, who is Dennis Miller's brother, and he's a really successful comedy producer, manager.
He managed Will Smith, sorry, Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, David Cross, all these guys.
Actually, no, not David Cross.
And he said, Arthur Jones and Gavin McInnes, those are the two funniest guys in America.
I'm going to put everything behind them.
And he worked and he said, I got to meet you.
You got to meet up with this guy from Huffington Post.
And then after like five years of trying to get me a show and stuff and manage me, he goes, wait, you're right wing?
And I go, well, not really.
I'm just not left.
Dumped.
This was probably five years ago, six years ago.
Anyway, sorry.
So good crew of guys.
But I did notice when I was down in LA hanging with them, they were lacking testosterone.
And I couldn't tell if they were gay or not.
They're never married, never.
No, they never put a ring on it.
Some of them will have kids, but they never put a ring on it.
And then I saw that Arthur Jones had done a documentary about Pepe called Feels Good Man.
And this is him 1-1 talking about it.
I have no idea if he's gay.
Hi, I'm Arthur Jones, the director of Feels Good Man.
You tell me.
Is that a gay?
U.S. doc competition.
Yep.
You know what's funny?
Back when I would know these dudes, so now we're going back to like 2010.
Well, I've known them from 2000 to 2010, but back then, you didn't really ask who was gay.
Because being gay wasn't so political.
Listen.
Snopes is not a left-wing conspiracy site.
So that's a joke, obviously.
Pause.
He gets a call from his dad.
They're using the medium good.
Arthur Jones is good at what he does.
And this documentary is very well done, by the way.
It's beautiful.
And the guy who illustrated Pepe, Matt Fine, he does all this animation throughout it.
So it's gorgeous.
But they're all pussies.
And being a pussy affects your art in that you're scared of Nazis.
And you think everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi, or anyone who just doesn't follow the mantra of the left is a Nazi.
A not-left is a Nazi.
And that affects how they do the documentary.
So though it's visually fantastic, the actual way they play out the facts is very badly done.
And just then he said, no, Dad, Snopes is not a left-wing conspiracy.
Well, it's not a left-wing conspiracy, but it is left-wing.
And if you had done a little bit of research, you'd realize this.
So go back.
Called Voice Club, which featured one character in particular.
Maybe you recognize him.
If you've been on the internet, Pepe the Frog.
One of the world's most popular memes.
Wait a second.
I think I'm frozen.
I gotta restart the Wi-Fi.
Dad, not true.
Delete your Facebook.
Delete your Facebook.
Okay, Dad, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Dad, gotta go.
Memes.
As you know memes.
Only dads would think that Snopes has a left-wing bias.
And they think they've accomplished something for telling us what memes are.
Who in the living fuck doesn't know what a meme is?
Maybe your grandmother, maybe your newborn.
But they're also a vehicle for a larger discussion about how culture spreads from mind to mind.
So around 2008, 2009, Pepe the Frog became this hugely popular, very funny meme that was used by all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons.
And then in October 2015, things got weird.
You had a school shooter in Oregon reportedly post images of Pepe on his social media.
And then two weeks later, then-candidate Donald Trump tweeting out a meme version of himself as Pepe the Frog.
The emerging racist ideology known as the alt.
So, this is where the documentary goes off the rails.
Because, and it's just basic high school logic: all cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals, all cats are not dogs.
Because a couple of Nazis used Pepe, they go into panic mode and say that not only is it now Pepe a racist thing, but it leads to school shootings and people getting killed.
And the logic is fucking terrible.
And Matt Fine, I hope I'm getting his name right.
There he is.
Matt Fine goes for it.
Now, it's just like this, dudes.
This is not a white power symbol.
This means I like antagonizing lunatic liberals with Trump derangement syndrome because they are scared of anything that might be construed as, what did I call him?
I forgot, but it's Matt Fine.
I think I said Matt Fine, Matt Fury.
It's used to antagonize liberals.
Nazis and white power people do use it, yes.
Hitler used toilet paper.
You are not a Nazi if you use toilet paper.
So when you go like this, you like antagonizing liberals.
It means fuck you and your hysteria is what it means.
And a lot of Nazis are sick of liberals just like we're sick of liberals.
That's okay.
Enjoy it.
It's like blackface.
Blackface was predominantly an homage to black people.
That's what no one understands.
There was a percentage of it in the old days that was, hello, I'm a dumb Negro.
What's this?
A banana?
I got blackface on.
But there was also Al Jolson and Mommy and the black and white minstrel show was very popular when I was a kid on TV.
And it was all these minstrels singing songs and dancing.
And the Puritans in America led boring lives.
They were monogamous.
They didn't really party.
They didn't drink.
The freed slaves partied and drank and the slaves partied and drank.
Wait, I got probably looked that up.
They probably weren't allowed to party and drink.
I don't know.
I assume not.
But black culture was didactic and exciting and colorful.
So when you did a play, you're not going to show a white couple having dinner and then going to bed.
You want to show the fun thing.
And there's no blacks allowed to act.
So you blackface.
And then you're like, well, having a party, singing a song about badooda, badoo da da.
They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
So I would say, and I've written about this, a tacky mag, I did an article about blackface.
I got in big shit at Fox News for saying what I just said.
Even the black sound guy was opissed.
Greg Gutfeld was mad at me.
He said, yo, whenever I talk to Pete, I forget the sound guy's name, but whenever I talk to Pete about things, he's a good metric on what's going too far.
And he was mad.
He said, you're a good guy, but that doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
I hate how the old articles have that Euro symbol for the apostrophe.
And I was like, I don't give a fuck if the sound man thinks I'm wrong.
I'll look into it.
I've looked into this.
And about out of 100% of blackface, five to 10 maybe was negative.
The other 90, 95 was an homage.
And it's the same with this.
And it's the same with Pepe.
Calm the fuck down, Matt, you loser.
And their angle there that it led to shootings.
By the way, you'll notice in that little quick interview, shooting tons of people and Donald Trump and Nazis, those are all the same thing.
Like they're so fucking scared of the alt-right that if it alludes, wait, stop, stop.
If it alludes to that for one second, your whole world collapses.
And this documentary is really about Matt's whole world collapsing.
And I find that to be the most interesting part of it because you're watching it going, you know what I would have done?
I would have copyrighted it, trademarked it, and then sold the clothes, made it my thing, done interviews when people say Nazis use it.
I go, yeah, some Nazis use it sometimes.
The left has no problem with this.
Usually they go, it's peaceful protests.
Out of 100% of the protest, only 5% of it was burning down buildings.
I think it's more like 40% at this point.
But you still get to argue that the majority of it is peaceful.
Did I just make the case for the riots all over America?
No.
Okay, good.
I'd hate to do that.
They're mostly peaceful.
So go back to the interview.
It was used by all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons.
And then in October 2015, things got worse.
We already saw this.
Right.
So Pepe found himself at the crosshairs of this culture war.
He was being used by white supremacists, misogynists, teenage fascists as a way to obfuscate their agenda and also meme their ideas into the public consciousness.
Things got so bad that in 2015.
That is a very boring, lamestream media interpretation.
The majority of them were still just fucking around.
It was a comedy thing.
16 Pepe was officially declared a hate symbol by the anti-deflamation.
Oh, that's another thing, too.
They take the ADL seriously.
The ADL also called this a hate symbol, dumbasses.
Calm down.
Like, if Matt had any testosterone, when this became a hate symbol, he would have laughed his head off.
So what do you do in this ridiculous drawing of a stone frog you drew in your early 20s to entertain and have some fun?
An icon of hate.
Feels Good Man is a documentary film.
It's about artistic agency, but it's also a righteous objection against the rampant cynicism that the internet has wrought upon our society.
It is a confirmation of reality and expression of love.
Oh my.
See, this is the problem with LA.
What is in the air Over there.
Estrogen pills.
Maybe it's because they never fight.
Yeah, that's the problem with the West Coast.
They don't fight.
I bet those two directors and Matt have never been in a physical fight ever.
The fag capitals of the world.
Sometimes they just...
Sometimes they land.
That joke landed.
So we just bought the film again.
You owe us $4.99, by the way.
Let's go through it briefly with the green screen, shall we?
All I want to do is...
There he is.
He's catching a little tiny frog.
This movie should be called Grow a Ball, Matt.
And it's really about Trump phobia.
And the directors, Matt, all his friends, the entire city of LA has severe crippling Trump phobia.
And the funny thing about it, too, is if this was, if Antifa was using Pepe occasionally, then they wouldn't freak out.
This movie wouldn't exist.
He would have sold all his merch.
He'd be a happy camper, even though you can link Antifa to that mass shooting.
Where was that?
In Ohio?
Yeah, I think it was Ohio, where he was a proud Antifa member.
We just had an Antifa member murder a patriot for no reason whatsoever outside of the guy being a Trump shooter.
Sorry, a Trump supporter.
So if this was leaning the other way, there'd be no problems.
But because they are absolutely petrified of being remotely associated with Trump, Matt and his buddies made this all about what can happen when a drawing you did gets used by those guys.
Oh, no.
God forbid.
So roll it here.
I swear to God, this movie portrays him, and it's accurate because this is how Matt feels.
It portrays him as a cancer victim whose kids killed themselves in front of him.
He honestly comes across in this movie as someone who lost his wife and kids in a fire.
And all he did was lose a drawing.
And I don't think he lost it, dude.
Plenty of cool people.
Here's the other thing.
Here's another thing.
You can just mute it and let it play.
The left's view of America is there's the good people who want to help poor blacks and don't like blacks being murdered.
That's half the country.
The other half are Nazis.
That is the most infantile way to see America in the history of America.
Okay?
The truth is there's about 40% of the country that has been brainwashed into believing what I just said.
And they're good people who are dumb and vulnerable and easily manipulated because our K through 12 is run by Marxist cunts who have ruined their brains, ruined America's brains.
And these kids grew up with K-12 Marxist teachers.
So that's 40%.
We have another, let's say, 20% who are normal, middle-of-the-road people who are just pretty liberal, kind of like Dave Rubin types.
We're now at 60%, right?
40 plus 20.
Now there's 40%.
Of that 40%, 30% are people like us.
Balls to the wall, in your face, fuck you, not lefts, who laugh in the face of all of this shit, don't have nightmares about this, and can enjoy themselves.
And they don't believe when fucking, what's his name who was just on, Stephen Colbert, tells us that Trump's a Nazi.
So now we're up to 70.
Now we're getting into like, let's go higher.
Let's go 80.
So now we're down to the 20% on the right.
Of the 20% on the right, 15% are America first types, right?
They're socially conservative.
They're fiscally conservative.
They don't support Israel.
I know a lot of these guys.
They're great guys.
It's not the end of the world, dudes.
Okay?
I support Israel.
They don't.
Big deal.
I race mix.
They think it's weird and gross.
Big deal.
They're not legislating against it.
That's just difference of opinions.
They're funny guys.
Nick Fuentes is an awesome dude who's very intelligent.
Likely gay, I gotta say, Nick.
This obsession with like fags and me with a butt plug, it seems that you doth protesteth too much.
When you care about gays, you usually care about cocks.
But anyway, I don't care about that.
Some of my best friends are gay.
My wife's a fag hag.
I've been around them my whole life.
I woke up next to a nude gay man once.
My wife was having a party, and he just sort of crept into my bed.
She was passed out downstairs.
He wanted somewhere to crash.
He sleeps in the nude, and there's a nude man in my bed.
A nude gay.
What if my kids had walked in and saw dad in bed with a nude gay?
I sleep nude too, by the way.
I've been in bed nude with a gay man.
I don't give a shit.
Anyway, so now we're up to 95.
Okay, 5%, probably less, actually.
These numbers aren't perfect, but you get the idea.
There's hundreds of Nazis in America.
So not even close to 5%.
More like one, right?
We're in now that sort of red zone in the far, far, far right.
They were in Charlottesville.
You saw them with the tiki torches.
Those people hate blacks.
They want blacks to go back to Africa.
They hate Jews.
They think Jews are controlling everything.
That's a sliver.
It's hundreds.
Hundreds in a country of 333 million?
Hey, computer, computer, what is the population of America today?
The closest answer I know is from 2017, when the population of the United States, also called America, was 326,625,000.
Computer, that's pathetic.
It's 331.
2017, that was three years ago.
Anyway, look at this loser.
He worked in a toy, the toy section of like a salvation army.
I mean, grow a ball, dude.
He's living with this girlfriend.
Remember, I said they never get married?
He's had a daughter with her.
I guess he just sort of went, oh, like be a man and put a fucking ring on it, dude.
That's bad for the kid.
You're hurting the kid.
Divorce is now like this.
And when people aren't married, they're much more likely to split up because it doesn't mean anything.
So that's a great lesson for your daughter.
They just sit and fucking draw together.
And she's got, that's Matt's partner.
I don't need a piece of paper to show me.
So sorry, I'm off.
I didn't quite finish my previous point.
So there's that sliver on the far right.
When I started this whole scale, I was up to 5%, which is nuts.
Muslims are only 1% of the country.
So it's definitely way less than 1%.
It's hundreds.
Hundreds are an irrelevant statistic.
And the fact that we're rioting, by the way, about 10 unarmed black men shot by cops is a whole other kill of fish.
10 out of 331 million.
Whoa, go back.
Did you see him dancing there?
Look at that.
Whoa, I gotta see that again.
What have we done to our men?
Two characters.
They did things like go to Rahaves.
Paint.
I hope that was a joke.
So, Pepe's the same way.
Out of all those people that use Pepe, remember I went back, I was like 20% in the middle.
A lot of them use Pepe.
And then all that other remaining 40% of America uses Pepe.
But you and the filmmakers had a panic attack.
The guy is suicidal in this documentary.
Had a panic attack because some of that sliver used Pepe.
And then you tie in a shooting?
Like, the logic is just shit.
They say testosterone is a concentration drug.
I'm surprised these guys can concentrate on anything because they can't do basic high school logic.
Anyway, so as this continues, right, they lump in Nazis with Trump supporters.
And oh, this guy, the guy who did my tattoos gave him a Pepe tattoo that's right there, Jay Howell, the Bob's Berger guys.
He has a tattoo gun in his house.
And we used to go to his house and get little, it's my favorite tattoos, actually.
I really like the style.
It's very kind of lo-fi, sketchy.
And he got a Pepe tattoo, and now he's talking about how dangerous it is.
Yeah, to assholes.
It's like having a tattoo of this.
Only assholes would say you have a Nazi tattoo.
It's funny.
Now, this guy's awesome.
Johnny Ryan.
I used to have him do cartoons for Vice.
I get along with this guy very well.
And although we don't talk anymore, since the Trump divorce, but he gets it.
And I think, because he lives in LA, although his cartoons are some of the most offensive things you can imagine, really, really offensive stuff.
Look up Johnny Ryan's cartoons sometime.
Not now.
He said you should have copyrighted it.
And then he's sort of sitting there going like, why are you so bereft?
Why are you bereft?
Why are you bereft about this?
Johnny Ryan's one of the only guys in that scene who has any balls.
And even his balls aren't that big.
He seemed like he was like a cool guy.
And Boys Club, it's one of the funniest comics of the last 10 years.
What's happening here is Land Wolf has passed out.
Okay, so scroll ahead here.
Now he's just explaining the glory days before we lost Pepe.
And when they start talking about the oh, look at her.
This is our enemy, boys.
This is the problem with America.
These fat, ugly chicks who look like dudes who want revenge for not getting invited to parties.
And not just them.
They want revenge for all of their people never being invited to parties.
And she is, she's the perfect example of people perpetuating this dangerous myth that, oh, Pepe is now this awesome weapon of the alt-right.
Even the alt-right.
That used to be me, Pesobic, Cassandra Fairbanks.
Used to be a normal thing until Richard Spencer went crazy.
Red Boys Club, I like Landwolf the best.
I guess Pepe is kind of more of an Elaine.
I mean, Elaine is great, but yeah, if Elaine had become a symbol of the alt-right, the alt-right.
See, that's the problem.
This whole movie is predicated on a lie.
Toilet paper is not a symbol of Nazism.
Yes, Nazis use toilet paper.
It's not the only thing.
But because Nazis touched it once and Trump went near it and Hillary said it was bad, they take that hook, line, and sinker.
That's embarrassing, Matt.
And put a ring on that bitch, you fucking puss tank.
Okay, scroll forward now.
So then when it starts being like the dangerous people, I kept wanting to see my face.
Because you're talking about your enemies and how dangerous they are.
And I was like, please say me.
By the way, that dude with the long hair lives with Matt and his partner.
You have roommates when you have a kid?
What is that?
A live-in nanny?
Just let them do what they want.
Using Pepe as a meme, that's cool.
Johnny Ryan, who would be considered a total pussy nerd in New York City, is like the badass Lemmy of that scene in LA.
So this is why it's a cool movie.
It keeps getting broken up with these awesome animations that Matt did.
Primeval soup of culture.
Incredibly talented guy.
Really appealing style.
Oh, look who else is an authority.
So that would include chairs, trousers, hairstyles.
All of these things are only here because humans have copied them and the ones around us.
Right, so she's talking accurately about culture, pop culture, and memes, and how we communicate with each other.
Look at her, though.
She's got a cat mouse pad.
Why are men listening to these?
This is the problem with feminism.
We listen to these fucking annoying broads that are just winging it.
Okay, keep going.
There's just explaining memes now.
This is boring.
Skip ahead.
Positive.
People were suddenly able to make cash money out of just kidding.
I hate Peepee the frog.
Keep going.
Why is a little girl in your movie surfing on dolphins and swimming and going underground?
So he did this children's book.
This was therapy for him.
Oh, it gets really good too, the mistakes in this.
Dude, easy on the back and forth there with your daughter.
She's going to get whiplash.
So they talk about this children's book he made like it was some sort of catharsis.
Look, punks are using it.
They would try and make them as offensive as possible.
It's like a classic punk response.
You're literally armored like a punk, right?
And you're like, it's so offensive.
It can't be co-op.
You know what's annoying about this movie?
I know that guy, and I can't remember how I know him.
They put him next to the trade towers disintegrating.
They put swastikas all over him.
Yes, some people put swastikas and a Nazi helmet on your guy.
That's the anti-Semitic symbol, yes.
But it now reads as a weird prologue to when the irony is.
Look, he's on a jihadist.
Now Muslims are using him.
Is that the end of your life?
There are people on these platforms who believe that there's your intention in a joke that you can disavow it.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
So you create this ambiguity, so there's no way for you to mean what you really mean.
Okay, pause.
This is what I get accused of a lot.
So they're saying, because you joke around, you get away with this ambiguity and you can use these sinful things.
By the way, filmmakers, you keep showing jihadists.
That's not the problem.
I thought it was white supremacists.
Now it's both.
That's your biggest fear is jihadists and white supremacists getting together to steal your frog.
But this idea that, well, what they do is they say their joke, they always have the gay voices.
They say they're joking and they're hiding it within a joke and it allows them to say these horrible things.
Yeah, it's called a joke.
It's called fucking around.
And what you are doing, you cuck, is you're policing jokes.
And you're saying, you're not hiding behind that joke.
What you said was still a sin and you should still be punished for it.
No, I shouldn't.
It's called an offensive joke.
And I'm not hiding behind shit.
I'm making an offensive joke, you fucking loser.
You just had Johnny Ryan on in the movie.
Have you looked at any of his stuff?
He is probably the most offensive comedian.
Sorry.
Well, yeah, comedian, but cartoonist of all time.
But no, you can't hide behind that.
Fuck you.
Johnny Ryan has shit about raping kids and stuff.
Is that is he hiding behind that?
He secretly wants to rape kids?
Two, I think what's a high IQ low-T bad combo.
It's sort of fulfilling.
Are you perhaps overanalyzing a Pinochet Hitler joke?
And just mean them as jokes all the time.
They're always just jokes all the time, and you can't prove otherwise.
We're joking.
We're devising jokes.
No one really means that.
The problem, I think, is that it's really demonstrable in the worst cases that this isn't funny.
You know, it's not funny when people die.
It's not funny when people die.
So they take two shooters and they link them to all this Pepe shit.
A Friday night rampage in this bustling college town after two gun battles with police.
Do you want to make a documentary about rap culture and black-on-black violence and how black culture has like this guy had never been laid mentally ill on Adderall and other psychotropic drugs and he shot up a place because he was so frustrated that he was a loser.
That has nothing to do with your frog, sir.
And it doesn't give you the right to police jokes.
We need to police jokes or people will die.
That's what they're fucking saying.
Have you ever heard anything more absurd in your life?
Don't make jokes.
Someone will die.
You can make jokes, by the way, talking about killing Trump.
That's okay.
I don't mind if you talk about killing Trump people.
I mean, yeah, the woman who just said all lives matter, she was murdered.
I don't mind if you make jokes about people who don't believe in Black Lives Matter.
You can crucify those people.
The very first picture of Ellie Rogers.
What about this Wojack?
Do we have to cancel him too?
Like these, it's so weird because these are all artists.
And not that guy.
He's like a right-winger.
Or just a not-lefter.
These guys are all artists, and they're talking about destroying art.
They're talking about the dangers of art.
They're talking about the dangers of drawing, the dangers of a frog, the dangers of jokes, the dangers of art.
And they're anti-fascist.
Dude, if you're against art and jokes and color, you're a fucking fascist.
The lack of self-awareness is just...
All right, so keep going.
That guy comes across as pretty cool.
Again, he's just joking.
He's not going to kill anyone.
And they sort of drop this.
They pretend that allowing for Pepe to be used by a couple of Nazis will lead to deaths.
And then they just sort of forget about that.
It's such a haphazard logic.
You know how you have to hire a continuity expert when you do movies to make sure the glass is at the same proper height for the different shots.
And if he picks a scab and it bleeds, then it has to be blood there for every shot after that in that particular scene.
They should have to have a logic expert.
Well, they shouldn't have to.
I'm not a fascist, but they should make it a thing where they have a logic expert that goes, yeah, the whole premise of this, Pepe leads to people dying.
You really got to flesh that out a little more.
Because there's a lot more deaths associated with a lot more stuff.
You got two shootings that sort of might be loosely linked to Pepe.
There's a lot of other shit there.
Okay, jump ahead.
Now I'm sick of this guy.
They really get into the minutiae of it.
Then this dude, who's like a fucking Harry Potter expert, he's an expert in magic and the paranormal.
Occultist and scholar.
Fuck off, nerd.
Donald Trump's invisible running, man.
Encyclopedia of Natural Magic.
You're not.
World's worst authorities in this fucking movie.
Okay, jump ahead.
Created by a friend of mine, and he's a really sweet artist, and it doesn't mean this thing that it transformed into.
And she was just sort of like, I believe it doesn't mean this thing that it's transformed into.
You've let it mean that.
You have a myopic.
This is what I talk about when I say not see glasses.
Not see glasses.
What's this guy got to say?
You beat the media.
You flood the zone with shit.
Well, these people are flooding the zone with shit so that you don't know what's real or what's not.
It's called joking around.
Look at this shit.
And it's just a given.
I've noticed this with the left, and especially comedians.
It's just a given to them that Alex Jones is pure evil.
So when you say, look, Pepe was on Infowars or he's in the background of an Alex Jones meme, it's just a given.
Same with Trump.
It's just a given that that's horrific.
They don't even have to back it up.
They've never watched Alex Jones outside of a quick clip.
So this guy is just using Alex Jones and Trump as proof that everything's ruined.
Trump frames his language in terms of winners and losers.
Yeah, and you're losers.
That's why they hate all this shit, because they know they're losers deep down.
They got wedgied.
This is all wedgie politics.
I got to write you things down.
Wedgie politics, that's a good one.
And the only way you're going to get a lot of people are displacing someone else.
Then you start getting these ideas like, well, maybe I'm at the bottom because this group of people.
Okay, so as soon as you dare to have winners and losers, then you get into supremacy and you think Jews and blacks are below you or Jews are forcing you.
So should we abolish it in sports?
Should we not?
Look, that's a keck flag.
It's based on the Egyptian frog god.
It's called having fun.
No, it's dangerous.
You can't have...
That guy just literally said you can't have winners and losers.
Good news for the Mets.
My baseball team doesn't suck.
We don't do scores in our house.
Oh no, they used Pepe to mock Hillary.
Should we also ban gifts?
They're used to mock Hillary.
They summoned Kek, and an occultist says that's dangerous because he's an expert on natural magic.
What the fuck?
How did we get here?
This is chick logic.
It really is.
Men are using women brains.
Okay, keep going forward here.
Oh, this is a super weird part.
So they say they summon the power of Kek to make Hillary fall and she fell.
Pardon moi?
What?
So now we're getting dangerous.
Now it's the occultists are getting involved and they're using black magic via dead Egyptian gods like Kek.
Wow.
Okay, keep going.
The hashtag save Pepe.
Oh, yeah.
So this is the day.
So then he decides he's going to work with the ADL and the SPLC and the ACLU and all these groups.
Look, I love everyone.
I'm going to take back Pepe.
Yeah, go nuts, dude.
It's just a drawing.
It's just a vessel.
And so they go, nice try.
But he honestly thinks, with tons of funding from the ADL, that if they keep drawing him being groovy, then people will love him again, which just makes people make fun of him.
Like, dude, your comic that you put Pepe in was a comedy.
It was a joke comic, and it was super funny and chill.
And you've become the most humorless person on earth.
So this guy's a big meme guy, boring, boring.
Pedestrian and basic.
The internet joke kind of changed.
So now they're positive that memes and Pepe got Trump elected, which is the worst thing imaginable.
Like, if Matt had any balls, they'd see that Trump is funny.
And it's not the end of the world that he was elected.
And if you had 1% influence, or let's go crazy and say 2% influence on the election, big fucking deal.
Is Richard Spencer getting sucker punched, their favorite thing?
Listen, they get so exhilarated by that sucker punch.
Imagine you being such a pussy, such a wedgied fucking loser that you cream your jeans over a sucker punch to a guy you vehemently disagree with.
Imagine being such a pussy that ideas petrified you.
Richard Spencer is never going to round up blacks and put them on cruise ships back to Africa.
Who cares if that's what he wants?
Be more concerned about pedophiles and what they want.
They can actually carry it out.
Blacks ain't getting on no motherfucking cruise ship.
Matt just came to me and he said, hey, I'm going to draw a comic strip with Pepe in it and I'm going to kill him.
Oh yeah, there's another completely frivolous pussy move.
I mean, he keeps playing his hand and being such a wimp.
So first he has the peaceman and he wants everyone to draw Pepe with love and rainbows, which all that did was raise more money for the ADL.
They love shit like this.
Go ahead.
Keep doing frivolous gestures.
So then, and this, I remember this was in the news for like an hour.
He draws a comic strip and kills Pepe.
Like all we're learning is that the guy who did that cool frog we all love is a pussy.
It's like when Proud Boys were wearing Fred Perry and the press, the wedgie police, that's what they are.
They're the wedgie police.
We're learning these terms together as they come out of my mouth.
It's divine intervention.
It's keck.
The pussy police decided that Fred Perry was a problem because Proud Boys were wearing them.
So they contacted the head of Fred Perry in Canada and said, do you support this hate group?
They didn't phrase it correctly, right?
So he goes, shit, I don't want to lose money.
Do you support this hate group wearing your Fred Perry's?
And he goes, no, we disavow them.
That's disgusting.
We work very hard to make sure that we're not associated with hate.
And then they would put that on us and go, how do you feel that Fred Perry hates you?
And you're like, first of all, Fred Perry's a dead tennis player.
Secondly, what kind of loser cares what the CEO of a clothing company thinks of him?
Like Levis can burn effigies of me in their front office and say, get Gavin away from our pants.
I wouldn't give a flying fuck.
Oh, no, I can't wear at Chuck Taylor's anymore.
Chuck Taylor doesn't like me.
It's like sort of like when they were talking about politicians, they go, Trump doesn't care about you.
They said it about who's the other Mitt Romney?
Mitt Romney doesn't care about you.
Yeah, good.
I don't want politicians to care about me, I don't need to be coddled by the people around me.
I don't need a mommy, I don't need to be under your wing, I don't want to be near your wing, I don't want the government to know where I live.
I don't care if they care about me or not, don't know about me.
I don't want, I'm not on the cons, I'm not on the census.
Okay, so keep going.
So they killed Pepe like that meant anything.
Okay, this keeps going.
Boring, skip ahead, skip ahead.
So this guy has, then they, there's no cohesion to this thing, it's just all over the place.
So now they have Pepe Bitcoin.
This guy has a lot of Pepe Bitcoin.
That's nice.
That could have been mentioned when you're talking about how popular it became.
Keep going.
Homer Pepe.
That sounds dangerous.
Oh, so then this is weird.
He has to sit down with this committee and they talk about what he's done.
And can you live with yourself?
Do you ever...
Because that's the other funny thing about this documentary.
Not only is this guy stupid enough to think he ruined the world and gave Nazis the weapons to gas Jews in World War II, but he has all these people around him who it's beneficial for them to promote that bullshit narrative because they get funding.
Like there's a whole group.
I think the ADL paid for it.
I'm not sure.
Who sits there and goes through billions of memes and tries to discern patterns.
And they meet him and sit down with him and talk about what he's done.
And they say, do you feel any guilt for what you've done?
So it's one thing for someone to have this stupid thought, but to have it constantly bombarded, to be constantly bombarded with it by the people around you isn't helping things.
Okay, so this is supposed to be a huge deal.
You ready for this?
A children's book was coming out that was pro-Trump.
Now, in Matt's terrible mind and his stupid partner's pathetic shit for a brain, it's this is the end of the world.
Because he has a daughter and this book is a hate book that has a frog in it named Pepe.
It's not a hate book, you fucking losers.
It was a mildly conservative book that was about pro-America values.
No, it's anti-immigrant and it's racist and it's sexist and it's anti-Semitic.
No, it isn't.
So this loser gets so parent.
This is the only time he comes to life.
He's like, now they're hurting kids.
And so he sues them and it prevents the book.
And this is a big heroic moment when he goes into the law office.
He sues them and they don't put out the book.
Okay.
It's a children's book.
Children's books sell usually around 800 copies.
If you're not in the top 1%, you have a pile of children's books in your basement because they had to print 10,000 and you sold 1,200.
Children's books are notoriously money losers.
So congratulations.
You stopped the fucking money loser.
Probably did the guy a favor, actually.
So keep going.
They talk about the copyright, blah, blah, blah.
Later on, they sue Alex Jones for this poster because Pepe's in it.
And Alex Jones, it's an undisclosed fee.
It's probably like $9,000.
Maybe on the off, the highest I could go would be $3,540.
That's crazy, but $40,000.
And God knows how much time and effort and bullshit this poor bastard has wasted on this paranoia.
Like, look, this is, by the way, this pissed me off.
Why aren't I in this?
Trump gets two?
Matt Drudge, how did that turn out for you?
He's stabbing you in the back as we speak.
One of Diamond and Silk.
Coulter, obviously.
What's her name?
Kellyanne Conway.
Okay.
Milo's always in these.
I'm only occasionally in these.
And I seem to be in these less and less as I get more and more banned.
That hurt my feelings.
You have hurt me today.
I sent you when I was in, actually, Ryan.
But I don't know why I'm saying that.
Yeah, I think my megalomania is starting to affect the pace of the show here.
Yeah, see, this is what we want more of.
G-Dog, Hillary Scared, our man, Steve Bannon, who stabbed Roger in the back.
Okay, get him out of there.
And Sean Hannity, sort of.
Okay, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
So this is getting tedious here.
Let's jump ahead.
So he stuck it to Alex Jones.
By the way, Alex Jones knows that these are public, so he totally hams it up.
And this is worth 35, 40 grand for him in advertising.
He kind of did a good cop, bad cop thing on me.
He was like, so you like Beavers and Butthead?
Too much round stupid.
Yes.
But then he was all kind of like, let's get him.
40.
And they did.
They destroyed you because you have no testosterone.
You've never been in a fight and you don't understand confrontation.
So what Alex's awesome lawyers did here is they showed Matt ripping off all kinds of icons like RoboCop fucking a chick from behind, Terminator.
Matt doing tons and tons of what everyone was doing with Pepe, which was taking it out of context.
He has dozens of examples of this.
So Matt, your case sucks, which is why you got so little money.
I'll be stunned if he made 40.
Absolutely.
An original character that's based on a hot dog man.
Part man, part hot dog.
It's clear what all this is.
The movie has to try to make him look cool, but you're just watching God get Lambasted.
Let's hear what Alex has to say.
Part man, part hot dog.
It's clear what all this is.
People can say Jones is using a Wax Primace symbol when it's not.
It's a way of saying I'm a Wax Primace.
So it's a way of defaming me and acting like I stole something all the same time.
It's just God.
Evil.
That is just evil.
Is that Big Bird?
Yes.
31 is not Grimace?
No.
So those aren't derivations of the hamburgler?
Oh, these guys?
Yes.
Do you mean Mare McCheese?
And you got to go.
They're trying to make it look like he stuck it to the lawyer while he's getting fucked over by the lawyer.
Anyway, just jump ahead here.
We are in it for a split second.
Marry your wife.
Be a father, you fucking pussy.
There's our boy Mark Rendazza.
This is more than I've ever made on the Boys Club comic book.
yeah, we know comic books don't make any money, dude.
To make more than you made on the boys' club comic book, you probably made $2,200 on the boys' club comic.
Peace.
Keep going.
So, ADL.
Oh, yeah, this is a funny part.
He asked the ADL to take it off the hate symbol list.
Like, anyone gives a fuck about the ADL.
Could you be more of a boomer, please?
Wedgie politics is boomer politics.
And the ADL is just like, no.
Okay, well, that was a good meeting.
You want the SPLC to fuck off.
You want the ADL to fuck off.
You have to sue them, you stupid loser.
So then they have Trump winning.
And this is supposed to give you nightmares.
Oh, my God.
Someone who likes Q also likes Pepe.
Oh, what am I going to do?
So this is the apocalypse right now.
Look, they're yelling and shoving.
Look, look, look.
Isn't this awesome?
They're yelling and shoving a black lady.
Yeah, they're yelling at and shoving a black lady because she came to that rally to fuck with them.
Imagine I went to a rap show to fuck with them and I was there in the pit with all the guys going to see the Wu-Tang clan to, I don't know, wreck the Wu-Tang Clan concert.
Do you think I would just get shoved out of the way casually?
No, I'd be fucking dead.
Imagine I went to a rap show with a Blue Lives Matter flag addressed as a cop saying, fuck you.
This rap show is bullshit.
You guys don't care about cops.
Okay, this is why I'm doing this whole video.
This is the funniest part.
So Chinese people are using it in the Hong Kong Revolution.
This is where the logician comes in to the movie making process and goes, guys, this should show you that it's not racist.
Chinese people are not white supremacists.
You know what Hong Kong people are?
They're nationalists.
They love Hong Kong.
They love Donald Trump.
They wear MAGA hats because they identify with American nationalists.
And you know how I said a tiny sliver uses Pepe for their Nazi shit?
I will concede that the majority of Pepe fans, probably 75%, are American nationalists.
What's the matter with that?
These dummies, these wedgy faggots, don't even know what nationalism is.
It's a totally natural function.
Japanese nationalists, Hawaiian, not Hawaiian, but Canadian nationalists, it's a good place to be.
You start with love of your family.
That goes to love of your community.
That goes to love of your country.
And eventually, of course, love of your entire culture, the West.
So Hong Kong doesn't like Chinese communists.
They are nationalists who oppose communism.
But this movie and poor pathetic Matt makes it out, and this weirdo who's never had a blowjob, they make it out to be finally Pepe was turning around and he was being used in China to fight authoritarianism.
Turn it up for a second.
Yeah, so they think all of a sudden Pepe's doing a 180-degree turn and now he's against authoritarianism like he's against Trump.
No, he's against commies, dumbass.
This is totally consistent with what Pepe is.
Pepe is a fuck you to the establishment.
And if you're an artist and a comedian and a cartoonist, you should get the fuck you to the establishment.
Trump is not the establishment.
Yeah, but he's the king.
Okay, what does being the king mean if everyone in the castle is plotting to murder you and you have a sword of Damocles?
That's the origin of the term sword of Damocles.
That was the king of Rome.
I think.
It was a Greek king who, Rome's in Italy.
You get what I'm saying.
Had a sword constantly hanging over his head because people wanted to kill him because he was the king.
Drain the swamp.
The swamp doesn't like him.
Trump got 2% of the votes in DC because both the right and the left, the establishment, hate him.
This is all melodramatic scenes.
We went swimming.
Despite it all, we managed to swim and hold hands.
By the way, who holds hands with your male friends when you're jumping like a foot?
Maybe off a cliff, and even that is super gay.
But who holds hands to jump in?
Look, there's a light at the end of the rainbow.
Rainbow, I have no balls.
Last time I talked.
Okay, have we made it to the end yet?
I was sick of them, but now I like drawing them again.
Oh, good.
You found peace.
Anyway, I was combing the movie for us.
I guess we missed it, but there was a scene.
I'll dig it up after this, where they show our party.
And it's such a perfect example of the idiocy of hating Trump supporters and anyone who likes Pepe is you're just hating fun.
Not all fun is anti-fucking jock, anti-American pussy shit.
Some fun accepts Trump.
Some fun accepts ACDC and fucking Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash and Jetskis and Mullets and wraparound sunglasses.
You don't own fun, you fucking wimps.
All I want to do is fight.
Yeah, do you have the clip from the movie?
They show this briefly.
This is how horrible life can be if you draw a frog.
These people are in New York City.
They rented out a bar called the Gaslight, which is now bankrupt, possibly because it dared do this.
We all wore Hawaiian shirts.
This is the beginning of the Margarita Boys, really.
What is that?
Shows some hair on the ground.
Okay.
This is supposed to give you nightmares, by the way.
Oh, it did.
This.
Look, there's Alan.
So that's a different party.
So for a split second, they show our Hawaiian-themed party.
And look, he's pouring a beer in his head like this.
That's our buddy Al.
And you go, these are your enemies, Matt and Arthur, like this is your idea of hell.
We're in New York City, partying our asses off, having a gay old time.
And like, show the other picture I showed where they picked me all up.
This is your nightmare.
This is your nightmare.
Oh, no.
I should get that framed.
Oh, no.
People who like my frog also like Trump.
That's the end of the fucking world.
Like, all those dudes that were there that night are super funny dudes.
We had the bad guy from Mad Max there.
Remember him?
Yeah, Master Blaster, or one of those guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, not Master Blaster, Retard.
Largonius Sarconius or some Latin name like that.
Yeah, the big guy.
Yeah, he was like the main commander in Thunderdome.
He was a bodybuilder who does that character for fun.
And it was like a very comedy-heavy night.
Martin Skrelly was there.
It was awesome.
We had the Tony Soprano room.
You fucking dumb losers.
You're so paranoid about racism, which is really what all of this, this and Pepe, is about.
It's about your paranoia.
That's the irony.
And, you know, when you did the rainbow thing and they mocked you, they weren't saying faggots suck and they're going to hell.
They were saying all this shit is lame.
It's stupid and we're not falling for it.
All this woke capitalism where on one side you have Nike with Black Lives Matter and on the other side of the building, it's all boarded up with plywood because they're petrified of blacks.
Like we're calling bullshit on your shit.
Great night.
This is Paul Basile's video.
Yeah, that was a great night.
That ruled.
It's one of the funnest nights of my life.
I like accepted the loss already.
I was like, this is me too.
I wasn't that optimistic.
Me neither.
And then he starts turning state by state, and we're like, it started feeling weird inside.
I was kind of ignoring this screen, and then people were going, hey, he just flipped another state.
Oh, there's black guys there, but I thought they're all white supremacists.
Talib Starks.
Yep.
Statistically.
Statistically.
All right, that's enough.
I'm scared of people getting doxed now.
By the way, I've had this on my desk all day.
Moneyball with the Mets just got bought.
So the Will Pons are finally gone, the shitty owners.
I'm so mad at the Mets for walking off on that game.
So I don't talk about the Mets much anymore.
But this doesn't matter anymore because winners and losers, if you talk about winners and losers, what happens is you start thinking you're better than other people.
And once you do that, it gets into eugenics and genocide.
And we have World War III and Nazis are back.
So from now on, there's no scores.
And the Mets are just as good as any other team.
Isn't that easy?
Isn't that nice?
Can I mention this?
That HBO Max...
Ryan has an announcement to make.
While I'm talking about Proud Boys in this documentary, Ryan goes, but I was on a thing too.
No, it's his segue.
A multiracial white supremacist was in a HBO Max trailer.
The first frame of the thing.
Because I'd seen this before, I skipped around it, and I was like, it caught my eye when I was like, that's fucking me, dude.
With Hodge, the guy who did the copper cab dock, filming it.
So you worked at Action Park, right?
Yeah, I did a couple of things.
There's an interview I'll never show you, like a little opening day thing that I hosted.
Oh, we have to see that.
No.
Oh, we're seeing that.
It's not good.
It's embarrassing and stupid.
Yeah, thanks.
Get it now.
Or you're fired.
This is slightly better than my stand-up.
How old are you in this?
This was a couple years ago.
You know that Johnny Knoxville did a movie about Action Park.
I did, yeah.
It was based on that.
I actually started watching it and I couldn't.
Okay, this is...
Here we go, folks.
This is terrible.
Careful what you wish for.
In 2014, they rebranded it to be Action Park for Mountain Creek.
That's when you did it?
Yep.
Did I know you in 2014?
Wait, you were old in 2014.
Yes.
2014, 2015 is when I...
Oh, there we go.
Let's hear it.
Go back.
Why do you have an African nose?
Here's John from New Jersey.
Just got here to Action Park and open up.
Are you super excited?
I am so excited to be here.
Why the Christmas church?
Because there's only one day better than Christmas.
Don't be named Action Park.
Oh, wow.
And then the shot of me jumping off the cliff.
Look at the way I jump like a total fag.
Actually, it wasn't taken from this specific video.
There was another one we did.
It's been a great thing at the opening of Action Park.
Looking forward to an exciting summer.
And if you don't mind, I'm going to jump into some of the action myself.
I hope you don't mind.
Oh, God.
No.
Hello, boys.
I'm jumping.
Wow.
Okay, let's briefly just talk about the God Emperor Trump and how horrible it is.
I saw this picture on Instagram and I thought, that's America right now.
This...
What are you doing, dude?
One, two.
This fucking crow picking.
So what eagles do apparently when this happens?
Crows have this hubris where they think they can take down a bald eagle and they can't.
So he just keeps going higher and higher and higher until the crow can't handle the lack of oxygen and just falls off and maybe dies.
Wait, I look like a weird coloration there, right?
Anyway, isn't that a perfect representation of America right now?
Like, that's America.
That's the America we're in right now.
That could be on a flag.
Get off my back.
Wedgie politics as represented by our feathered friends.
Of course, if you say that, I know people are going to say, oh, you're saying that because the crow is black and it's a white guy being attacked by a black guy.
Because that's how the media, the MSM, works.
Like 1-3.
This is how they operate.
Can't believe you shot an eagle in the ninth, sir.
Trump shot nine bald eagles.
Here was something I was shocked to see.
Did you know this?
The left, I'm back on Twitter secretly, and I'm checking out all these tweets and Instagrams.
And you know what they're bitching about?
How right-wing big tech is.
And Facebook, this is Sarah Silverman on Instagram.
Facebook is evil.
Stop hate for profit?
Ignoring repeated warnings that Facebook users were organizing to slaughter peaceful protesters is not an operational mistake.
It is complicity murder.
So according to Sarah, the biggest problem right now is that peaceful protesters are being slaughtered.
What?
Peaceful protesters like the crow we just looked at are destroying the country.
They're literally burning it down.
We're catching all of these arsonists up and down the west coast.
Those are not climate change fires.
Those are Antifa fires.
Antifa are murdering patriots like Jay Bishop.
And your takeaway is Facebook is allowing Nazis to organize mass killings.
That's not dumb.
That's mentally ill.
Hey for Profit, the hashtag does not work.
But is that what I've never seen that before?
Hate for Profit.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I just tried it three times in like 17 posts, it says.
It's not a lot.
You click and it doesn't work.
It actually killed the page.
I had to weird.
Try that at home, folks.
And then last thing I'm going to say about Trump is this campaign mocking Biden called Settle for Biden actually seems pretty plausible to me.
It's all gas, no malarkey.
Settle for Biden van.
I wonder if he could sue them for copyright.
How is he going to catch them?
They're in a van.
Better be fast.
All right.
I probably should have gone to, well, look at this one.
A C plus is better than an F. Come on, Van.
Like, we're getting to levels of clown world where jokes are difficult, which is why people are using a frog.
Have some fun for once in your life.
I should have gone right to the mailbag.
We're having a really fast-paced, fun show, and then I fucking go and ruin it with a hodgepodge of Trump bric-a-brac.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Dear Gavin and the other guy, there was a poll thread recently that may have identified the weird little midget guy who shot the two cops in LA.
Here is him getting arrested on cops.
Okay.
And then the next clip.
He just shows the entire video?
I'm on a BMA.
We'll be on the boulevard.
Come over here for a minute, man.
Come here.
I don't.
Now, he was more bow-legged.
Oh, are you joking?
Yeah.
And here he is going nuts in LA.
No, I don't think this guy's joking because he says he has the same bow-legged waddle run.
No, the guy wasn't that kind of midget.
These midgets have short legs.
This guy just seemed very, very short.
So I can't tell if you're kidding or not, sir.
That's a joke.
He can kick himself in the head, so somebody's going to be in trouble.
Are they going to stand on your head and get hurt by your kick?
Gavin the Pest and Ryan.
My room looks like a 14-year-old girl's room, Gaylord.
I've been saying for years now that race has nothing to do with the problems of the black community, black culture, hood culture.
It's wholly responsible for the problems.
And because we've been force-fed hood culture as positive for the last 20 years, we can no longer recognize the damage it does.
I assume this is from an African-American person of color, particularly because the race card is pulled as soon as someone does recognize it.
I hate to say it, but white people have become so spineless and guilt-ridden that we're looking the other way and virtue signaling to avoid being complicit in whatever the accusation de jour is.
Fuck hood culture.
We need to return to the leaders like Booker T. Washington, MLK, even though he was a bit of a perv, and current success stories like Larry Elder and even guys like Officer Tatum instead of LeBron and the criminal gang BLM glorifies.
Love you more than a friend, S. Nothing wrong with that.
Someone's telling us to listen to the ghosty song again, the one that Cardi B ripped off, and he says the word ghost like a toad.
Oh, wow.
There's a toad in my house.
Hello from Montreal, my brothers, and I love your show.
I was wondering if you've ever read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis.
If not, it's a book that was originally read to soldiers over radio during the Second World War, breaking down the logical reasoning behind believing in God.
I think it gives a pretty compelling argument.
Super interesting read.
Okay, I'll check that out.
Reminds me of another book a guy at the gym was telling me to read.
I think it's called A Letter to America or Letter to America.
Where'd it go?
Oh, come on.
I hate da da da.
Oh, yeah, To America, it's just called.
Okay, oh here we go.
To America subtitle Personal Reflections of a Historian?
Yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah.
Oh, it's only $215,000?
No, it's $11.99.
Okay, there we go.
How much is it?
Uh close.
$11.99 on Kindle, hardcover $17.99 paperback.
$12.99 audio CD44.
Hey, I got a letter from South Africa I wanted to read.
I don't think you got it though.
No, you're in on it.
All right, I got it.
Dear Gavin and Ryan, my dad sent me this clip this morning, and he knows the guy from his motorcycle club.
It's circulated around South African WhatsApp because they have to speak in encrypted apps in South Africa, not unlike the way we do today.
Because we've been turned into such pariahs that if we like a cartoon, the guy who drew the cartoon considers suicide.
The guy in the pink shirt, see video, that's the guy being arrested, was arrested this week.
No, you're going to want to play the audio.
Here, maybe go back and just play the audio.
It says a lot.
You want to shoot at clothes range!
Yes, it's me.
Take a video, take a picture of him.
You said you're going to shoot him at clothes range.
It's going to be snuff?
God, I hope so.
Should we warn?
Have you seen this?
I have not seen it yet.
But this whole thing was, he told the police they were traffic cops passing by his shop.
They're going in the wrong direction on a one-way street.
He said, no, no, hey, turn around.
It's one way.
One way.
So they get out, armed, and they say they're going to do an investigation.
They're going to shoot him in the face.
No, we're good.
Oh, you've seen it?
I saw the video.
It's all over.
They were screaming, Black Lives Matter.
What?
Yes, sequel!
Stand up!
He hit the house of the house!
Okay, sorry.
Listen, just pause it.
So I guess they arrested him and took him in.
According to his brother-in-law, he was taking the traffic police station.
He was severely beaten and is suffering from broken ribs after allegedly being forced to say Black Lives Matter while nailing in custody.
His son-in-law was also arrested.
Again, these are traffic police where the female officer crushed his scrotum and assaulted him with a weapon.
In the video, a Metro Kempton Park officer points his rifle at the man while at least four other men hold him to the ground and cuff him.
That's what you're just watching right now.
The Metro officer can be heard in the video saying he's going to kill this man at close range.
I'm going to shoot him now, he yells, while the female officer concurs and encourages the recording.
Take that video.
It's fine, motherfucker.
Several people are seen taking video and recording with two officers, encouraging them to put it on Twitter.
At 055, the man being arrested asks for his asthma healer before they pull him out of his workshop.
What the fuck?
My country is fucked and nobody cares.
I keep saying this, but what I grew up with 20 years ago in South Africa seems to be happening in the rest of the world now.
So much to look forward to.
These are traffic cops.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck.
That's a fascist dictatorship they're living in.
Did you see the footage of Zimbabwean farmers, white farmers, being welcomed back to Zimbabwe?
How about no?
I'm not coming back.
You killed my whole fucking family.
Like the slaughter of white farmers in what was then Rhodesia and is now Zimbabwe is don't Google image it, you'll puke.
And they're getting off the airport bus and everyone's jumping and cheering.
Hey, you're back.
I mean, obviously those guys were not murdering anyone.
These are probably farmhands that appreciated working on the farm.
Smart return on Thursday.
To lulations and tears of joy from former workers and their families who were also kicked out.
We are overjoyed.
We are over the moon.
We thought we would never see this day coming.
Scores of GBLAN block Zimbabweans nearly locked all the 71 years old off his feet as he and his two children step out of the car and onto their land for the first time in six months.
Getting back to the farm is given not just us but the whole community hope that it's a new Zimbabwe, a new country.
Land ownership is one of Zimbabwe's political topics.
I mean it's going to be what it was in one generation.
The breadbasket of Africa kicked in the crotch.
I don't know, man.
This is from Chaya.
The newest episode of GOML, Gavin Sing.
In the newest episode of G-O-M-L, Gavin sings Ryan Shut Up the beginning of the mailbag song.
Wow, Chaya, you gotta reread your emails.
This is how it reads verbatim.
The newest episode of G-O-M-L, Gavin sings, Ryan Shut Up, the beginning of the mailbag song.
Make it a voice drop.
11052 episode title, Cop Killers.
This doesn't sound like it's a very big deal.
And she's included her phone number.
Shut up.
Uh, no.
That's not interesting.
And you're fired from the mailbag.
Okay, last one.
Hey, Ian, sorry, it's from Ian.
Hey, Gabe and Mayor Bottoms of the Fag Zone yesterday, you thought drones with fame throwers, it says, might be setting fires.
In China, they use these to burn trash off power lines.
Check out the video.
I am familiar with this video.
Maybe you're not.
Why is that important to get off the power line?
And is that fire good for the power lines?
Yeah.
Doesn't it have like a rubber coating on it, or am I retarded?
Or both.
I think both.
Okay, there you go.
The bag's gone, and the power lines are completely fried.
Okay, this is a long one.
We'll make it the last one.
Great example of people, kids, nonetheless, getting in trouble, being brave, and fighting for what they believe in.
Oh, I saw this.
Yeah, this is two down, Ryan.
It's also from Orion.
Football players suspended from team for carrying thin blue, thin red lines.
Flags at game.
Are finding that their support for first responders is coming at a big cost.
As David Winter shows us now, the boys are walking a fine line between breaking the rules and standing up for a cause.
When the little Miami football team took the field last Friday, September 11th, some players carried alongside the American flag a thin blue line flag and a thin red line flag.
Were you trying to make some kind of a political statement here?
Yes.
Not at all.
I was just, I was doing it to honor the people that lost their lives 19 years ago.
Brady Williams was holding the thin blue line flag.
His father is a policeman, and he says he wanted to honor all the lost their lives trying to save others on 9-11.
I was all for it.
Why?
Because my dad is a firefighter.
Jared Bentley carried the thin red line flag.
The problem is the boys had asked the school permission prior to the game and they were denied and told if they defied the order, there would be consequences.
Listen, I don't care what my consequences are.
As long as my message gets across, I'll be happy.
Brady and his friends have not heard more like Brady.
It's controversial on 9-11 to support the cops and the firemen who died.
By the way, I was mad that I was seeing FDMY hats on the Yankees and not NYPD hats.
There was NYPD hats on the Yankees.
And, to be fair, on 9-11, we lost about 340 firefighters and only about 40 NYPD.
Not to trivialize those NYPD things, but I took it as a fuck you to the cops to only have FDMY, but that was not the case.
We are sorry.
It will not happen again.
That was so newsy.
Wow.
Yeah.
Also, on a previous broadcast, I said the word, well, I'm not going to repeat the words, but they started with N and ended with Igger Faggot.
I deeply regret that mistake, and it will not happen again.
I apologize to anyone out there who I've offended, and it did not stand up to the usual standards of this network.
Well, we got a cold winter coming in here.
They got a frontline.
Weather is not what it used to be.
The summer seems to be coming to a close.
We're going to go to Ryan and his fag bag.
Oh, there we go again.
About three seconds ago, I used a term that I don't use.
It does not reflect how I feel about the gay community.
And I deeply apologize.
I feel like a complete fucking nigger saying, oh, okay.
About five seconds ago, I said a word that does not represent who I am.
It does not represent my values.
And it does not represent the values of this network.
So like a lot of these cunts out there, okay.
Ready for the weather, this is not going great.
I have Tourette's, and one of the problems with Tourette's is you say things you regret.
None of those words represent how I feel.
I'm sorry if I've offended anyone.
Let's go to the final video, not the weather.
We're going to have to skip the weather because my apologies filled up the weather spot.
So if there's a tornado headed your way, made of fire, you will not know.
This is one of my favorite Instagrams.
Crime faces.
It's done beautifully.
And I don't think they're lying.
When I first saw this, I thought, wait, what's the next one?
They usually do the real one next.
Go to the next video.
You guys want to be my first kiss?
What?
Do you want to do my first kiss?
Hey, I'll tell you what.
Okay, so stop.
We're ruining the surprise.
So they weren't lying in the first video.
You'll see it now.
He really did say that.
I thought they were maybe taking a Black Lives Matter sign and making it funny.
But I love this because kids don't know that there's consequences.
And it's great that we have Chuck Zito as a book here.
We'll be talking about this because there's a certain school of gentlemen that don't care if you're a YouTuber and this is a prank.
Imagine taking the bet that they don't get hit in the face after this.
What kind of person would bet that there's no violence?
Well, you know that when it's on crime faces, it's going to be juicy.
This kid approaches these two dudes having soup.
The big black dude in the Arlovsky beard.
He's from Belarus.
Loaded full of tofu.
He presents a sign.
Will you be my first kiss?
Look at Arlovsky.
He knows it's about to be some shit.
So he spins around to play along.
Never before has that Imami boy been so wrong.
You didn't read this right.
He's not the play type.
Couple noodles persona.
Look at the head contraption.
Durag?
No.
T-shirt?
Maybe.
Hoodie under the security button down.
Navy.
It says a lot when they still rock the knot to the side.
He goes in for a kiss and bonsai.
Uppercut.
Good spot, y'all.
Lucky you didn't get egg dropped.
You lie in the beast, so don't get your pee split.
This is him playing around being a good sport.
He knew there was no threat.
It's just a fabric difference.
He's Carhartt Yabela Kim.
He's about 45, which means he could be 1995 certified.
He's not with the new jokes, the cute suggestive pokes.
Pause is a lifetime non-negotiable clause.
This kid approaches.
Hey, go to the other video.
I'm sorry to be anticlimactic, but was he telling the camera to get the fuck over here because he wants the footage?
I bet.
Let me hear you.
Want to be my first forward?
No.
Do you want to be my first kiss?
Hey, I'll tell you what.
This was a polite uppercut.
Kiss me?
Yeah.
I'm not going to have a problem with it.
I'm going to enjoy it.
Watch out.
Oh.
Don't do that again.
Sorry, it's a joke.
This is a joke.
Don't ever do it again.
First film in the video, man.
It's called Look Your First Kiss.
Come on, give me my first kiss.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, give me my first kiss.
That was the most polite uppercut ever.
It was just a warm.
He's risking, by the way, getting fired from the club.
And so you should.
You don't sit there and accept abuse because you're scared of getting in trouble.
You don't sit there and accept abuse because you're scared of getting fired.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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