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Sept. 14, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E12 - COP KILLERS [2020-09-14 - S03E12 - COP KILLERS]
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That was I Love Music by Andrew WK.
I always wanted to go in a time machine with him or just bring Bach here to 2020 and have them freak out together.
Wouldn't that be cool?
They shouldn't have done that in Bill and Ted's.
The final song that brings the universe together is fairly good.
Like, it doesn't unite the universe and stop time.
But Andrew WK's music does.
So they should have.
I'm wearing this new shirt that I made to benefit Tommy, Max, and John.
It shows them committing their horrible crimes against Antifa, which the judge, Mark Dwyer, said of Max and John, this reminds me of 1930s Europe.
So he's preventing World War 3.
But we now see what happens when you don't fight Antifa and they ruin the country.
We just got back from Westfest 4, which is a Proud Boys convention that we do every year in Las Vegas on September 11th.
Fun idea I had four years ago.
And it's still going strong.
Although, I gotta say, it sucks.
Not Westfest.
Westfest was fucking awesome.
But Las Vegas blows Chuncolas.
What's the matter?
Is that link not working?
1776.
No, it's a link, you fucking tard.
Check the notes.
Why wouldn't that be the first place you'd go?
I didn't know you linked it.
There we go.
So we just put this up.
Now, when I kind of stole this idea from the Hell's Angels, when they have their guys in prison, they sell t-shirts.
They call it the Big House Boys or the Big House Crew or something like that.
And their rationale is very logical.
It's like if you're dealing meth and you get arrested, sorry, dude.
Shouldn't be dealing meth.
Actually, I don't think they even say you shouldn't be dealing meth.
They just say that's not our problem.
That's not part of our brand.
The Hells Angels are really about that logo, the Skullhead logo.
You license the logo for your chapter.
And if you do something wrong, like do heroin or something, no pokes, no needles, no, I forget the words, no pins or skins or some shit.
They take, you violated the copyright, just like at McDonald's, if they started selling shit food or good food, probably, they take their logo away.
That's a good business plan.
So with their big house crew shirts, they're saying, hey, if a Hell's Angel gets in shit on his own, that's his problem.
But if, say, the pagans get in a fight with Hell's Angels and they're doing it because they're Hell's Angels and there's conflict there, well, that's the whole group now.
So these guys are their crimes happen because of the club.
So the club is beholden to pay them back, which is why they're so expensive on this site.
They're 40 bucks because 100% of the proceeds go to justiceforliberty.com.
Got a lot to tell you about a very fun weekend, although I left Friday night because I had family shit to do.
Although I got to say, it was my youngest boy's first soccer game, and I'm watching him just piss around on the field, and I'm like, I could be at a giant boxing match with 500 Prowboys right now.
So thanks for sucking, little guy.
Thanks for blowing it.
So we're going to show some highlights from that.
Before we get started, we have our book of the day.
This is a really pretentious book I've never really read.
It's called The Collected Works of Bernard Mandeville.
The reason I put it there, though, is because I got this tattoo from it.
And it says, luxury employed a million of the poor, and odious pride a million more.
Envy itself and vanity were ministers of industry.
Their darling folly, fickleness, in diet, furniture, and dress, that strange, ridiculous vice was made, the very wheel that turned the trade.
You smell burning?
A little bit.
Okay, this might be our last show in this studio.
Jewish lightning just struck, and someone's getting a big insurance check while we jump out the window and break our ankles.
Our first show from heaven as we perish on screen.
I just like that poem because he says, I liked it because it's had vice in it, and this is right when I left vice.
But luxury employed a million of the poor.
And this is like de Blasio saying, I'm going to shut down restaurants because that's just for the rich.
No, they're not just for the rich.
Even the nicest restaurants, cirque, whatever it's called, la cirque, employs the chefs and the dishwashers and the waitresses and the cleaners.
And so luxury, the idea of self-indulgence and opulence, employs the poor.
Similarly, pride, envy itself and vanity, I mean, the makeup industry employs all these people.
Nightclubs employ people.
So it was called, I think the original title was something like Public Vice Hidden Virtue, something like that.
The actual poem is called The Grumbling Hive, or at least part of The Grumbling Hive.
And I just Like that these things we accept as vices are often good for society, like vanity and greed and all these things, like Gary Coleman says: greed is good, it's how much greed that's an issue.
So does the guy from Wolf of Wall Street, whatever, the original one.
Are you sure you're not cooking something in the studio kitchen?
Do you smell that?
Yeah.
It's like when a dryer goes on fire.
We put coffee on this morning.
And then someone points out to me, they go, you know, Bernard Mandeville was kidding, right?
He was being sarcastic.
He was like, can you believe some people think this?
Some people, these rich assholes think that their luxury employed a million of the poor?
And I went, oh, well, they might have been kidding, but I took it serious.
So before we get into the Westfest weekend highlights, in the news today, the hottest thing, well, our own boy Jacob Wall is trending right now as we speak.
Jacob, next time you're trending, can you plug censored.tv, please?
They never say censored.tv's Jacob Wall is under arrest.
He's like, he's kind of our biggest celebrity, right?
As far as the past six months and mentions, he gets more mentions than Milo or Loomer and I. No, Loomer is probably the top as far as mentions go.
She got retweeted by Trump.
Yeah, his Jack Berkman.
That's the guy he works.
Jack Berkman, the FBI, stormed his house.
Oh, I've seen him do press conferences there.
Right.
They don't look very enthusiastic.
This isn't exactly the Roger Stone shakedown.
I don't see one boat.
So what's he being, what are they shaking him down for?
Jacob Paul and Jack Berkman were supposedly behind these calls.
Misleading and racist robocalls, discouraging people from voting for Biden?
Discouraging mail-in voting.
So there were some robocalls, and they thought maybe they were behind that.
Isn't it funny how the word racist just means, it just bounces off your head now?
Oh, yeah.
Like three, four years ago, five years ago for sure, if I heard racist, I'd imagine like, hey, guess what, niggers?
We got a thing coming up Friday full of chinks.
And you go, oh, geez, that's a terrible robocall.
Now?
Like, it might be racist because it's in a black guy's voice or something.
So that racist was warning and word explicit is about chinks.
It's like rape.
That word, I just went like, let's get the baseball bats.
Where does he live?
Let's beat his ass.
Now I go, really?
Well, what exactly happened?
Actual rape or 2019 rape?
Yeah, what year rape?
Because 1980 rape with the exonerated five, that was, they usually beat the shit out of you after.
Now it's like, I blew him seven times and hated the last three.
Which you think I'm exaggerating?
That's what happened to that annoying comedian.
Aziz Ansari.
Aziz Ansari.
Hey, what's his jokey guy that he does?
Randy.
Randy.
I saw, I was going through my old photos on the plane on the way to Vegas and I saw a picture of me and Hassan Min Hajj as the day he framed me on the daily show.
And I thought it'd be funny to say, look, man, I've been going through a lot of shit with these Proud Boys and being misrepresented.
And I wish some celebrities would sort of have my back and support me and come out.
And then I just use all my old pics of like Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, I mean, I have Jennifer Anniston, Justin Thoreau, all these old pics of like celebrities where I'm like, thanks, guys.
That really, you know, put a fake date on it.
2020.
Thanks for coming out of the closet and supporting me.
That means so much.
All right.
So the other hot thing besides Jacob Wall is that Trump agreed to debate Biden on Rogan.
There they are, framing me.
My beard would keep changing in size, though.
That would be confusing.
Yeah, they were talking to, what's his name?
The military dude?
I think it's Tim Kennedy.
Tim Kennedy.
And UFC, I found out too.
Yes, UFC.
And they said, let's do a four-hour debate.
Can you imagine a four-hour debate?
Trump could handle a 15-hour debate.
Biden could probably handle a one-minute debate.
He'd fall apart in the intro.
Hey, Joe, my name's Joe, too.
Well, they probably asked Biden really tough questions like, where are you right now?
Who's this guy?
Who's that guy?
I know who that is.
Oh, come on, man.
You know, the thing, the president or whatever.
What's his name, though?
Trump.
What's his full name?
Oh, my God, you know.
This is ridiculous.
It's first name Trump.
Whatever the, yeah, you know, you put the first name in there.
Why am I the bad guy?
Cornpop?
I don't know, man.
That Starfleet Commander set.
I think it looks cool.
It is like, it looks like a holding bay before you go out to battle giant insects.
Before you see Vader?
That's like the, you're in trouble room?
You know, like when you go to the principal's office and you got to sit on that bench and you go, I'm in shit.
Oh, boy.
You go, the principal will see you now.
Darth Vader will see you now, Joe.
But yeah, it's never going to happen, of course.
And that's why Trump said, yeah, I'd love to do it.
But also in Trump News, I thought this was interesting.
1-3, some black chick comes up and says, I support whatever.
What did she say?
You have been manipulated to hate Donald Trump.
And she's black-ish and a woman.
And they restrict her account.
Go to the next one?
No, no, I mean the next picture in those.
Oh, and then he retweets it, and they say this tweet violated the Twitter rules.
What?
Civic and election integrity.
What?
That's election meddling.
Twitter is manipulating the election.
But cuties is live streaming for everyone to see.
Also, last Trump point before we get into the fest.
I ran a magazine for a long time.
One thing most outsiders don't realize is the writer submits the story, right?
Then photo editor chooses the picture, and then the editor who runs that section, say it's the news section, fashion section, sports, he usually writes the headlines.
He's good at writing headlines, and he doesn't want there to be too much overlap.
If everyone has, like say three people use the chink in the armor metaphor in their metaphor in their headline, that would look ridiculous.
So what you end up with is this hodgepodge where the final result makes no sense, especially if you're lying.
So if you're going to lie, fucking cross-check things.
And that's also the editor's job.
Like, okay, this writer's lying.
Let me make sure that my headline and my picture I choose don't screw him.
And this sort of goes back to that guy who killed the Patriot Prayer dude, Michael Reinhouse or whatever.
Dude, I talked to an insider.
I know how they got him.
You want to know they caught him?
Same way the FBI catches everyone these days.
It's pinging cell phones.
So when I first heard it, I thought, I know what happened.
He did the Vice interview.
They kicked down the Vice guy's door.
He said, I'm never giving away my sources.
They picked him up, held him against the wall, and went, his name is Blava Lai.
Like the second, there's no way that writer would just refuse to give it up.
And he could sue the FBI later.
They don't give a shit.
Someone high up probably said, break all the rules.
We'll deal with court later.
But that's not what happened.
They went up to, they just looked, they saw who did the interview, or maybe they asked Vice.
They found out who did the interview.
That's all they need.
They don't have to talk to that guy.
So they follow his pings and they can see where you were all day for weeks in the past, right?
They follow his pings and they see him in a forest at one point alone.
And they go, okay, you're in a forest.
Who else is there?
They see the other phone that's next to that forest guy.
Goodbye to the writer now.
He's out of the equation.
And now they follow the pings of the other guy.
Follow him to his apartment building.
Say, get the fuck out of here.
He comes running out with a gun.
All right.
Which is a pattern we keep seeing.
Anyway, so if you're going to do something illegal, you're going to lie.
You're going to try to trick us.
Do your homework.
They're not sending their best.
So look at 1.4.
Just in, Trump supporters gathered without masks.
Why is it?
I thought the Hill was kind of right wing.
When did it become the Huffington Post?
They gathered without masks in North Carolina despite requests from local GOP official requests singular.
So this is even another layer because now you have the person doing the tweet who is not paying attention to the picture and the headline and the story and the writer.
And then you look at the picture and it's mask mania.
I can't see anyone without a mask.
Not one.
Not one.
Gather without masks.
Fucking pathetic.
So Trump really fucked us over in Vegas because I wanted to sell these shirts.
I made, I think about 200, sell them for 40 bucks each, raise great money.
And plus, like the donate thing and do a cameo and buy my doodle and put your credit card online and put all your information.
I don't know, it bums people out.
But if they're there and there's a t-shirt there and it's a souvenir from their trip, they're partying and they're drunk and they got 40 bucks, but doom, they're happy to spend it.
So it would have been great.
But the t-shirts were at this hotel.
We had to pick them up to go do the thing on Saturday night.
And the road was blocked off for two hours.
Now, I wasn't there for that, but that's why we couldn't get to the shirts and bring them to the boxing night, right?
So let's just take people through our vacation.
We left Thursday night.
No, Thursday morning, pre-tape on Thursday.
See you at Westfest.
We go down there.
The flights to Vegas are about $9.
The hospitals, the hotels are about four quarters to a dollar, depending on what you have on you.
They'll take either.
Or if you just promise to do the dishes.
Or bring them bric-a-brac from your house.
Like you could bring this and a book and this, and you can stay in the penthouse.
It's fucking free because it sucks.
So much shit.
So when the flight is free, you don't exactly attract aristocrats.
And this was the most ghetto flight I've ever been on in my life.
Very difficult to get booze.
Were we able to get booze before we got on?
We had to pre-game before we got on the plane.
But was there any bars open?
No, there was like those little convenience stores.
There's Jack's shit open.
That was the name of the store, Jack Shit.
And I like flying coach when you're drunk because you just, you slam a bunch of bourbons, you sit in a chair, you wake up, you're there.
It's like a time traveling device.
It's not even, it's better than first class.
But they were all black.
We were the only white ones there, minus a few that were dating African-American people of color.
And I'm not talking about huxtables.
This was not Carlton in a sweater vest with his clarinet case.
This was hood.
And they all seem to be wearing these giant shower caps that look like stormtrooper helmets.
Like they were loose.
Now, I assume there's one of them.
I assume she just got her hair did, right?
That's all a cap you're looking at right now.
And the one next to her has one too.
And maybe you get your hair did, and it's like 300 bucks or whatever.
So you can't afford to even have it tussled.
And then you unleash it, I don't know, Friday?
What do you think?
Unleash it.
You had a picture of her too, didn't you?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, here's the lineup that you took.
Let's see.
I like how you were like, it looks like the world's having a sleepover.
It looks like a giant slumber party.
Facial tattoos were not uncommon.
Look at them all in their slippers and their bathing caps.
It was a sleepover lineup.
And that woman we just showed, that bodysuit, it has no zippers or anything.
Yeah, I was talking about it.
So we're both like, how did you get in that?
Did they build it around you?
Were you born in it?
Like a ship in a bottle?
Were you assembled inside of it?
I guess she goes in the neck and wiggles down.
Maybe.
And she didn't have a terrible body, but I'm not sure you want to be showing off something that mediocre in a full bodysuit.
Anyway, we get on the plane and the clientele don't seem very chirpy.
They're not enjoying it.
I don't think they fly very often.
So they don't like wearing their mask.
This guy was overstating the obvious.
Oh shit.
Look at that look.
That's so funny.
He was the most normal person on the plane.
But the guy behind me, like, he decides...
I think his girlfriend, who was white, might like sleeping on his skin.
So in order to enable that, he does this with his shirt on the plane.
And then his other hand is cradling his nuts.
I don't mean outside.
I mean inside getting right in there touching his raw balls.
Can you see that?
I made a movie.
He was snoring really loud, too.
Why even wear the mask at that point?
And then his, yeah, his shirt off, and his girlfriend, whatever, was sleeping on him.
And then as we're landing, she has a little suitcase with a doggie in it.
And this stewardess says, you have to put your seat, your bag under your seat.
I don't care what's in it.
She didn't say that part, but basically your bag has to go under.
If you want to be stupid enough to bring a fucking dog, like everyone does, and you got to hear Adam Carolla's rage about this.
He wants to get him and Dr. Drew to do a reality show where they check your papers and they run your papers at the airport and realize, no, that's not a, these papers are bullshit.
This isn't a seeing eye dog.
And then he said, we take the dog down outside while the engine's running and we throw him into the engine to test the engine to see if it's strong enough to handle some geese.
So she goes, she's white.
She goes, no.
And the woman goes, no, you need to put your bag under there.
And she goes, I'm not.
It's a dog.
I'm not doing that to him.
He'd be too scared.
So then she goes, you have to talk to the gate attendant outside when we land.
Because you can't stop the plane.
We're about 15, 20 minutes from landing.
And then, of course, there's no communication and there's no one waiting for her at the base.
It was just like, I think a lot of these rules are so rarely disregarded that they have no backup plan.
And then we're getting out and there's like this black chick with dyed pink hair and facial tattoos.
And what happened with her, Ryan?
Oh, yeah, there was about like two almost fights on the thing.
Wait, why don't you wear your shirt of this?
I didn't think about it because I just got a tattoo.
This has to be very loose and it'll get all gunky and stuff.
No, that's false.
It'll get gunky.
Shut up.
That word is irritating.
Oh, what does that say?
Fag zone.
No, it's just good luck.
I got a picture of the fag zone right before we left.
Have you got a picture?
That?
People often wonder what it looks like in there, and it's so disgusting.
It's not a flattering picture that you took before we go to it.
Where is it?
It's over here.
It opened in two separate things, which was pretty annoying.
Here we go.
This is where Ryan lives.
This is the fag zone.
Got some cool zone.
What do you think, folks?
Cool guitars.
Well, that's not optimal.
How is it possible to even walk?
Well, I just got back.
When you take girls home, do they barf?
No, this was before we left, my friend.
When I went to pick up for the airport.
I still got a bunch of stuff.
I still got a bunch of stuff.
Anyway, so we're leaving, and tell us what happened.
Oh, my.
So we've landed now in Vegas.
Facial tattoos.
Not one.
I'm not talking about a little star here, which isn't great.
I'm talking about like seven.
Right.
Woman, the plane has landed, but the woman feels ill.
She says, I got to barf.
And she takes, she actually doesn't say that first, but they're like, can you put your mask on?
One lady says to the other one.
The other one says, bitch, I have to barf.
How about you mind your business?
I'll whoop your ass.
Fucking tell me what to do.
And then that's kind of like over for a second.
And then she kind of just stirs it up.
She's like, why are you going to tell me what to, it was over.
And then she keeps it going.
And the other one says, all right, you made your point.
And she says, you know, it's just, it's almost a fight.
Everybody got quiet and people started recording.
And then there's a guy behind me who's just like impatient like this.
Like everybody's getting off the plane.
He's like, come on.
It's like, nobody's moving.
There's a line there.
It's a straight line.
And it's like, if you look down there, everybody's moving, doing what they're supposed to do.
You can't just cut in front of everybody.
You're supposed to de-plane one row at a time.
And the guy's like another thing with that.
You can't flip with a particular demographic when they fly.
And I mean, the demographic is the inexperienced flyer.
You got to put on your shirt, dude.
This looks stupid.
Gunky.
They don't, and I did a video for this for vans.
They don't seem to understand that you de-plane in relation to where you're sitting, obviously.
Why would seat 45 get out before seat seven?
Wouldn't that be total and utter chaos?
So you de-plane in a normal human matter.
And what annoys me about this is I didn't take a night course in getting off a plane.
I just would look around and go, instinctively, it seems to make the most sense that we would slowly disembark based on where we are.
So these people behind, they sort of wedge up and they get up like where you are.
And so you have to sort of put your leg in front of them and you're sort of showing them.
And then the other thing I do to instruct them on how to be a normal human being is I stop and I let everyone from that row get out before I go and make sure we're all cleaned up before I leave.
And then they realize, oh, you make sure everyone in front of you is cleaned up.
Yeah, I'm teaching you a lesson.
Dickweed.
So then we get there.
We go to the hotel.
We say, we got some time to kill.
We got there pretty early.
There's a big party that night.
So we went to the pool.
You had to wear a mask in the pool.
If you went up to your nipples, okay, maybe you can take it off, but put it by the pool.
So the second you get out, you have to put it on.
And you can drink, but you have to drink like this.
They give you a beer and you go, like you have leprosy and AIDS combined.
It took an actual two minutes for them to tell us, to let us into the pool area because there were so many reasons.
Oh, you had to wait in line.
At one point, Ryan and I were just taking our masks off our nose and counting how long it took for someone to come up and give a shit.
And it was eight seconds.
So you'd be like one, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, and then a lifeguard.
Hey, guys, guys, that's got to go over the nose.
And if they tell you twice, you're gone.
I'm like, we're in the baking sun.
It's 80 degrees.
And we're next to a giant vat of chlorine.
Remember the motto for this script?
What happens in Vegas?
I better get a mask on quick.
Yeah, when I was walking to get my mask, when you get out of the pool to go towards the mask, they were like, you got to put your mask on.
I was like, I know, that's right.
I got to give the mask on.
Can't boomerang it into my hand.
And then we didn't gamble at all.
All the tables are separate.
Like the vibe of Vegas is decadence.
You take that away.
Imagine going to a crack den where there's no crack.
Like the main spine of the experience has been removed and it's just the ribs floating around in gelatin.
So Ryan has a lot of good footage from this trip, but you say you're going to put it together in a fun movie.
I am.
Just like the Florida one.
Okay.
Well, don't wait.
Like it basically has to be done by tomorrow.
I know.
Because no one wants to watch this.
They're already sick of Proud Boy shit.
It's been two entire episodes.
So then we go to this bar, and that was a house someone rented way out in the middle of nowhere.
But in Vegas, when someone has some money and then other people put in money, the house you get is fucking mental.
So the guys rented mansions for themselves, like crazy, beautiful mansions, because the prices are nothing.
And 10 guys who have okay blue-collar salaries are pitching in.
That was what, Friday night or Saturday night?
I think that was Friday night.
Yeah.
Yep.
I just left before you guys went there.
God, I was so lucky.
I left the casino or wherever we were on Friday night.
Where were we?
That.
Oh, we went.
We were just walking around this trip.
Because it was Margarita.
There's an offshoot of Proud Boys called their Margarita Boys.
And they have lines like, I refuse to apologize for, I don't know, it's some play on words, but it involves margaritas and stuff.
They're kind of more apolitical.
They just like to party and they like Trump.
So they wear Hawaiian shirts.
And we go to their thing on Thursday night.
No, Friday night.
That's called Margaritaville.
And they go to this Margaritaville place and they all wear Hawaiian shirts.
And then there was a Trump Cavalry.
What's it called?
Convoy?
No.
Cavalcade?
There was three.
Oh, a motorcade, kind of.
You know the weirdest thing happened to me there?
This tiny black man, who's a margarita boy, and he's about five feet at the most.
He looks like an abo.
And he starts screaming at me.
You know what he might be?
He's a Genka, Gurkha.
You know those guys?
No.
They were these tiny little men in India who fought on behalf of the UK.
And they were little, crazy little warriors with little swords.
And they would just massacre everyone they went near.
And Britain went, these guys are handy.
And now they want to be treated like UK veterans.
Anyway, he comes up to me, starts screaming, who the fuck are you to dodge me?
And he's screaming for 30 seconds at me.
And I realize he's mad because there was like a GoFundMe on some Proud Boys chat.
And I was like, look, we got guys in prison.
We got guys who lost their jobs and stuff.
But this fucking loser has five kids and he's at the hospital and he's asking for money to get home because he's broke.
I go, go work at McDonald's or something, dude.
This isn't really how charity works in a men's club.
Get your shit together.
So he found that very insulting.
Okay, there was a backstory.
And he had a lot of excuses about getting doxxed and getting fired and blah, blah, blah.
So I bought him a beer.
Nice.
And it ended well after that.
It's crazy seeing that tiny man screaming.
You know, right afterwards, he was intent.
It looked like he was trying, it was going to swing or something.
And you were just looking at him and you were like, it was quiet for about 10 seconds.
And you were like, that was pretty good.
Like the volume, like what you said, like the face, like I, like, I bought it.
That was like really good.
Sanders with your beer.
Like, I really bought that.
The volume meant everything.
It was good.
I was like, oh, my God.
Guys, got to be double pissed.
I guess, you know what he said?
He probably promised himself he was going to knock me out and everybody else months.
And then the yelling, he's trying to suck himself up into a fight.
Yeah.
And then I ruined it by saying that was a good screaming session.
And then you guys hugged it out.
It was fun.
But no, we didn't hug it out.
It didn't shave a beer.
No.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, so I leave that and I go, I got to get, I'm going to miss my flight.
And then I'm doing that stupid thing.
You ever do this when you're trying to get somewhere and you check your Uber?
My Uber doesn't work because I got a new phone.
Fuck.
And then I go and I try to go to this taxi stand.
There's none there.
But I notice there's cars on the road over there.
So then I walk over there and I keep going back to zero.
Yep.
Like if I stayed at point A or tried to fix Uber on my phone, I probably would have been okay.
But I kept coming up with a new plan.
And then next thing I know, I'm miles away.
Not miles, but I'm pretty far away.
And I'm just standing there and it's just normal cars, normal cars.
And I think, great, I missed my fucking flight.
Way to go.
I should have left an hour earlier.
And then, doodle doodle, Ryan shows up.
Hey, buddy.
He's in a truck.
Me and a couple of the guys.
Drives me to the fucking hotel.
I got my bags.
I'm off to the plane.
Yep.
That was just pure coink eating.
Yeah.
We were not, it was, it didn't make sense to be where you were or where we were.
We were off down like two blocks and then left and then right.
I don't even know how the hell you got there.
You just, sometimes you are so lost and fucked, you're just wandering.
Well, sometimes you get so far away that you come to the end of the earth.
And if other people are also lost, you both meet there.
That's what happened.
Of course, the Luminati doesn't want you to know about that.
The Gluminati is like the Illuminati, but they're goth.
Flat Earth, bears.
So we'll finally drop this.
Although, do you have any good footage you want to show or do you don't want to spoil it?
No, I got some.
Let's have some teasers.
I got plenty.
So, this was the most fun.
The Margaritaville thing, it had to be like 70 all Proud Boys all on the street and on the balcony there.
You can kind of see some of them.
I'm going to try to not show too many faces there.
But it sucks because there's so many cool moments that faces ruin it.
Which would be fine if it was a pedophile club.
Absolutely.
Or a child trafficking club or a cuties fan convention.
Fentanyl dealership convention.
But it's just patriots.
So that was so fun.
We were all chanting USA and Trump and people would walk by and they'd be like, Trump 2020.
I'd be like, yeah.
And we weren't antagonizing anybody, but a lot of, you know, mostly black people would get offended that we were patriotic because I think they see that as a direct affront to BLM, which we kind of are, to the organization, but not to blacks or any race.
But commies and socialists.
Speaking of blacks, that black proud boy, first in that apartment that you're looking at now, and then that was not the craziest room we stayed in.
That's someone's room.
Yeah.
And I go, this is better than a nightclub.
Who cares if nightclubs are shut?
That's right.
Plus, you could do whatever you wanted without worrying about it.
They had a bar with like stuff on it, like a real bar in their room.
It was awesome.
But that black dude, even at the bar, he's like, okay, guys, we've had too many people coming up.
If you're going to have bring someone up, they got to come out the floor below and then take the stairs.
And then when we were doing the Margaritaville shit, he's like, okay, guys, we got to keep it moving, moving.
We're blocking the sidewalk.
Cops want us to leave.
And I went up to the cops and I go, hi, my name's Gavin McInnes.
I started a patriotic, very pro-cop men's club called Proud Boys.
Are we being asked to move along?
He's like, no, you guys are fine.
Just all go on one side so people can get by.
Yeah, they were super cool.
And I was like, that's logical.
Right.
Why is Bobby Rules always trying to get us to move and shut down?
And I think he just wanted to be like the boss.
He was an ex-military guy.
So he was like, sorry, talk loud.
This is how I was trained.
But he was pretty cool.
Everybody there, the Tucson guys, I mean, I think I met, I swear, what is the number?
How many people you could recognize?
There's like a number before it caps out.
It's like 200 of faces you could remember.
Okay.
I think I knew like literally.
Yeah, yeah, there's some number.
But I think I recognized everybody at the mansion.
There was like 300 people there, I'd want to say.
Huh.
Yeah.
And I had long conversations with people, really nice dudes.
Lots of chatting, yeah.
Yeah.
I guess because a lot of us aren't allowed to chat in a normal way in our stupid towns.
I mean, the Floridians and the Texans and everyone and the Arizonians, they can relax.
But us Northeasterners, Northwesterners, no.
I have to admit, at the first night's party, when they were playing my speech from the boat party where I was doing the Braveheart speech, that was really cool.
And the fact that we had a prospect who was manning the bar at the first party.
Yeah, he just tells people, like, I'm sitting in my boring suburb talking to people and they're saying things like, we're glad, gay dudes, we're glad that the meat shop closed in a way because that and this place are like the best place for pizzas and Italian food.
And we're always like, should I go here?
Should I go there?
And now we just know we have to come here because it's the only place left because that would otherwise shut down.
And we're so pissed about this COVID because, you know, we had so many fun trips planned.
And I can't say like, oh, I still go on my trips.
I went to a think tank with a billionaire in Montana.
And then I was just at a place where there was, it's sort of like a me convention.
It's kind of a life-changing men's group.
Yeah.
With people from all over the world, Australia, Britain, you know, like, I'd say 1% drama.
And that was squashed.
And people were doing Coke with a special German Coke machine.
I have a footage of that, if you'd like.
Yeah, let's show that.
Here's a little bit of the speech.
It's just cool when everybody's yelling all together.
So this is that.
You were nailing that.
That's how I have to film, so we don't show faces.
Fucking bummer.
But you nailed some shots on the old pool table of Russia.
That's not interesting.
We're getting a little too egomaniacal here.
I got your Snoof and Waffen Machine in.
Yeah, the Snoof and Waffen Machine was funny.
Tobaccon Snoof and Machina.
I think you worked it into a cameo.
Yeah, it's a cameo.
It's obviously not real Coke.
It's joke Coke.
It's Snoof.
It's white snuff.
It's a snuff machine.
It's a real machine that they used.
Yeah, because when you have snuff, it sort of burns your nose, especially the white stuff.
Malkin did a good interview about Proud Boys.
That's one five with me from the hotel.
Who has got the story right?
Malkin, Cassandra Fairbanks, Laura Loomer, Faith Goldie, all women for some reason.
But that's about it.
Hi, Michelle.
How are you?
Good, good.
People can look this up on their own time.
But I just talked about the arrests and they show Zenoa Kinsman.
All right, shall we jump into the news?
Is that everything?
Have we covered our fun weekend?
You did a whole bunch of other shit.
You were there for four days.
Yeah.
Shot guns.
Yeah, we shot Guns of the Desert.
Me, Biggs, and Anonymous.
And got tattoos.
He got one.
I got one.
So you already had the Asian symbol there.
Yeah.
And what does that mean?
She went over life.
It's good luck.
Sucks.
But it looks really good.
And she was actually a person of Asian slant.
And she did official kanji brushstroke type thing.
And then she put the laurel wreath around there.
So me and Biggs were just eating.
Oh, so you had no tattoo on your arm before?
No, I had just the kanji.
And then she put the wreath.
And went over this.
Oh, she went over that.
Okay.
Yeah.
And so...
How wrinkly this eye looks.
Is that from booze?
Did you have a secret stroke?
Maybe you're half well rested.
All right.
Yeah, and then we just, you know, walking around the strip, and there's some good stuff.
I'll show all the footage.
The footage speaks for itself.
It's a long story, Ryan.
Great story.
Well, you guessed.
Obviously, the news at hand is this LA shooting.
We hope they die.
Protesters sick taunt outside ambushed cops hospital.
So some weird little man who's still on the loose, when he runs away, he seems to have kind of a midget vibe.
No offense, Ryan.
You have an alibi, obviously, for that, right?
Not a midget.
But did you have footage of it?
The actual shooting?
I'm not sure I included that in the notes.
Okay, let's see.
But anyway, while you try to dig that up, I sent you a video separately of these people laughing about it.
Saying, yo, they got opened up.
They got aired out.
That was it.
Air departing that.
Let's see.
What are you doing?
Looking for it.
Shouldn't you have this.
Nigga just aired the police out, nigga.
They just aired the police out, nigga.
It go up in Compton.
Them niggas just got air.
They just bust on them niggas, cuz that's crazy.
Damn.
It goes down in Compton.
Oh, they just got busted on.
It's like 9-11 where those Puerto Ricans across the street from me were yelling, bomb that shit, nigga.
Like, they didn't care about what it meant.
It was just my exact interpretation of what just happened.
They just got busted, nigga.
They just got aired out.
They just got aired out, nigga.
Are they retarded?
So there was a black politician from Linwood, which is near that area, city manager, I think it's called.
He was saying that chickens coming home to roost, yo.
Which Malcolm X said, and I kind of resent, this is sorry, 2-1.
I resent Malcolm X constantly being used for these analogies.
He was talking about real dissent, real revolutionary politics in a time that did have Jim Crow and was dangerous for black Americans.
You can't use it now.
I don't think Malcolm X would appreciate them using it, actually.
He was a lot more pro-white than any of these fucking weirdos.
The shooting of anyone is a wholly...
Wait, so...
That's a wholly unacceptable occurrence in society.
I will say that communities like Compton have been plagued by deputy gangs that inflict fear and violence in the community.
These deputies murdered, framed, and blah, blah, blah.
I mean, he's obviously just looking for votes by appealing to them.
Jose Amatioti.
That sounds kind of Japanese.
Maybe he's one of you.
Amatotil?
I think that sounds like Native American, though.
Aztec.
Aztec.
Amatiotal.
Yeah, like chickens coming home to roost.
So then there was this other group called the Africa Town Coalition.
It's one thing to shoot a cop.
This is like, you know what's weird?
I always say they accuse us of doing what they do.
After the synagogue shooting, we were accused of going to a bar to celebrate.
No, sorry, there's two separate things here.
There was the Oakland shooting for Naya Wilson.
There was a beautiful young black teenage girl stabbed to death by a disgusting career criminal.
The story became a proud boy did it just for fun.
Fucking bitch.
And then the other proud boys went, what'd you do?
Oh, you killed her?
That's cool.
Let's go celebrate.
So they went and celebrated the murder of this girl because all black girls should be killed or something.
And then they ended up saying, well, we stopped the celebration.
Now we're going to have a vigil.
They're going to try to sabotage the vigil.
And some guy who went to the vigil for her on her behalf was wearing an American flag and he got beat up as a proud boy.
But then there was the other time where there was the synagogue shooting and they said, oh, you're going to celebrate in front of the Jewish Museum in Philadelphia, which the Jewish Museum fell for and even put out a tweet saying, we are open today.
As they're so brave.
But so that scenario, we always said, that is the weirdest, craziest accusation that A, we would kill someone like that black girl, or B, that we would celebrate that death or the synagogue shooting death.
Celebrate it?
But then we see that's what they do.
They really do that crazy shit where they celebrate.
And we had this guy who just probably started this group like an hour ago, the Africa Town Coalition.
And if you scroll down, you can see his tweet.
That's our own Wayne Dupree up there.
No.
There you go.
Check out this video.
What the fuck is with his stupid hat?
What's up, Dead Black Family?
This is Dead Black Family?
Did that just get stuck?
Let's go right to the Twitter.
What's up, Dead Black Family?
I'm wearing a Snapchat filter.
My life is a Snapchat filter.
This is Kevin Warden Price.
What's up, Dead Black Family?
This is Kevin Warden Price, Africa Town Coalition.
I am here with breaking news for all of you who may not know.
Actually, for all of you that may have been depressed by the brutal murder of Djon Kizzy and all the other black men that has been gunned down in the station.
You mean the guy from Rand who ran from cops and had a gun?
Just LA.
You know what I'm saying?
Just recently, Compton.
But I just want to inform everybody that two sheriff deputies were sitting at the Compton Metro Station, and an unknown assailant walked up and bust the cap on both of them.
Shot them in the head.
So, you know, I mean, Andy got away.
They have no such thing.
This is news.
In case you're depressed, I have some good news.
You know?
So, I mean, what are we supposed to do, y'all?
We're supposed to celebrate Today, because the oppressor has been slain.
And if you don't think that these executioner gang members, if you don't think that what's up there, I'm sorry, I ain't got my glasses on.
I can't even see who this is.
Put my glasses.
They're professional.
I ain't got to that age, y'all.
I didn't get to that age.
Oh, we got Penny Wallace.
What's up there, Penny Wallace?
All right.
I was just, you know, doing a quick broadcast to let everybody know that two sheriffs.
That's enough.
What a mess.
So anyway, the African Town Coalition decides, let's go and sabotage the visitors and just harass the hospital that is hosting these two sheriffs.
By the way, they're going to live.
They're expected to live.
Since all this started, they've been operated on it.
It's looking pretty good.
But yeah, go to 2-3.
It's hard to believe this is real.
Again, bloods and crips don't do this.
When a Crip gets shot by a blood, they just drop it.
And bloods and crips don't shoot each other when the kids are around.
These people, they bring their kids to the rallies.
So we are sub-gang at this point with them, their side, not ours.
We're down here.
Excuse me?
Don't we come to visit somebody?
The voice of the guy, yeah.
Ken wants me to prove who it is, but there's no visitation allowed anyway, so you gotta go.
All right, y'all.
You see what's happening right here, right?
They got these pigs out here.
They are telling us that we cannot come in here and see these individuals who's been shot down at the motherfucking train station.
You understand what I'm saying?
And so what?
There's no visitation allowed.
Okay.
This is a public hospital right here.
And you're telling us that we cannot come in.
What are you hearing about it?
The audacity is shocking.
2-4.
The next one is...
I can't remember what the next one is.
Oh, yeah.
To the protesters blocking the entrance and exit of the hospital, emergency room yelling, we hope they die.
Frank to two LA sheriffs ambushed today.
Do not block emergency entries and exits to the hospital.
People's lives are at stake when ambulances can't get through.
Holy shit.
Evil satanic.
It's evil.
Over-the-top evil.
And how long is that clip?
About 10 minutes.
But he harassed...
They harassed the security at the hospital for 10 minutes?
I'm not a fan of the Africa Town Coalition.
Off to a bad start.
Yeah, this is not great optics for you, ATC.
Bad first impression.
Would anyone in America mind if the ATC got the shit kicked out of them right now?
Turn off your GoPros, guys.
You guys shooting potato vision.
What the fuck is with your burner phone there, guy?
Obama phone?
Alright, so also in the news, we had this Lancaster PA riots shooting.
And this was a dude.
Now, we've since discovered who he is.
Oh, this is really terrible footage of.
Is it like NSFW or whatever?
No, this is him getting shot, but it's again shot in potato.
Shot with a potato gun.
Yeah.
See, wasn't that interesting?
Didn't you learn a lot?
That's really the money shot there.
So he's going with a gun in his hand, chasing a cop.
Here's the deal.
With that guy, Dijon, Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, they were all moments for the black community and America and in general to learn that black criminal behavior is dangerous and it's time to reassess black culture.
Those were, like imagine a bunch of mountain climbers all died in a short amount of time.
You'd go, all right, what are we doing here?
Why are we climbing these mountains in such a dangerous manner?
George Floyd was a criminal.
He ate all his fentanyl.
Breonna Taylor was a drug dealer.
Her boyfriend started shooting at cops.
Don't live with drug dealers.
Don't do fentanyl.
Trayvon Martin, don't start beating the shit out of neighborhood watch guys.
Mike Brown, don't reach for cops' guns.
This guy, don't run into a cop with a knife.
Those are the lessons.
Instead, though, the narrative has provided the opposite lesson, which is black people are doing great.
Their behavior is awesome, and we just keep shooting them.
Over and over and over and over.
And then when we find out what they were really like, they go, well, you don't deserve to die just because you have a knife.
Yeah.
Your life doesn't...
You're clearly saying to the world, your life doesn't matter when you run at a cop with a knife.
It's called suicide by cop.
Anyway, I guess I didn't include this in the notes, but they found the guy.
How did I not include that?
You can look it up.
He's a weird-looking dude who's got...
He's got, like, he's mulatto, but he's got white patches on his eyes, nose, and mouth.
Hispanic name.
And he was arrested for...
Maybe if you look up Andy Noe's Twitter, our whole show could just be watching Andy No's Twitter and going through them one by one.
That's a good sub-show.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Andy Knows Twitter.
He doesn't get any rights here.
Yeah, there he is.
Ricardo Munes.
Go to the text, though.
I can't see it.
It's cropped.
The Lancaster PA, the man Lancaster PA, who was shot and killed by a cop yesterday after charging at him with a knife, was arrested last year for stabbing four people.
His death sparked BLM slash Antifa rioting overnight.
Is he doing blackface or is he doing white eyes, nose, and mouth?
He has a skin disease.
Oh, I see.
Like, can one of these guys be a legit dude to riot over?
Seriously, could just one be a black fire?
Somebody was saying, a proud boy actually was saying Philando Castile was not a justified shooting.
Yes, most people agree with that.
I don't.
I don't know.
I saw the footage over and over, and I didn't.
He wouldn't put his hands up.
Yeah.
By mentioning you have a gun doesn't mean, okay, you can't shoot me because I told you I have a gun.
Yeah.
Okay, you have a gun?
I'm ready.
That's not.
When people say they have a gun, like Anthony Coomia, those kind of guys, concealed carry dudes, that's always 10 and 2 on the wheel.
And officer, I have a gun.
I'm reaching for my information.
And they go, okay, let me see your information.
Okay, I'm reaching for it now.
I'm going into my wallet to get my information.
And at any time, the cop can say, stop, stop.
Okay.
Not just this weird sitting there.
Plus, he fit the description of a perp who had just robbed a store.
And third, he had a criminal record.
And the cop who shot him was familiar with him and his crimes.
So he knew that he wasn't some sweet little man walking down the street.
Okay, that brings us next.
Just getting through the news of this week is a lot.
This brings us to the fires.
Okay, this is going to sound crazy, but we're getting biblical here.
And isn't it kind of weird that right around the time that California said it's okay to fuck kids, we start seeing not just fires, but did you see this fire tornado?
At one point, a tornado picked up in the fires.
And it is, if you showed it in the First Testament, people would go, I don't really like the Old Testament.
It's too over the top.
I like the New Testament, which is a little more civilized.
This is 2.6.
What?
Is God punishing California?
So there's two sets of fires right now, right?
There's Oregon and California going on at the same time.
And people have been telling me that Proud Boys are getting accused of starting the fires in Oregon.
Let's just do the most basic, normal, logical thinking, okay?
We've seen lots of looting.
It tends to be African Americans who are below the poverty line.
We've seen the attacking the cops with bottles and screaming at them and burning police headquarters.
They tend to be white, probably affluent whites.
They tend to be ugly, misshapen whites.
But not a lot of blacks there in that particular scenario.
That's Antifa and some BLM.
The looters don't, I don't see them as very political.
They're just taking advantage of a riot.
That's true.
Have you seen any Proud Boys in any of this shit?
Like if you had seen some and they were dressed and they were revealed, that they tore their Antifa clothes off and you saw Proud Boys tattoos.
At least you'd have one example of that.
But there are zero examples.
And the more shit that happens, the more they try to do it.
Like, what was this?
2-7?
Oh, yeah.
This was cool.
Is this a Proud Boy?
Look, she's doing a citizen's arrest.
She just caught a guy starting a fire.
This is in Oregon.
You think he's hired?
Or do you think he goes around trying to start fires?
This is weird, right?
This guy, when you get a better look at him, he has leggings on under shorts, which is like an Antifa thing.
They like to layer up.
And that shirt hanging on his shoulders is a black shirt.
But he's got quite an outfit on.
But this next guy, 2-8, I think he might be a hired gun by Antifa.
Domingo Lopez.
This is important.
Arrested a man today suspected of starting a brush fire using a Molotov cocktail.
Who uses Molotov cocktails?
Firefighters extinguished the grass fire before it could spread further.
He was arrested, quickly released without bail.
Of course.
Yeah, release him.
What threat is he?
He's only throwing Molotov cocktails around.
You know, when my neighborhood got posted and they said Nazis out of Gavin's neighborhood, blah, blah, blah, my wife, oops, my wife knows one of the local moms who saw him doing it.
And she said he looked like that kind of a guy.
He looked disoriented.
And when they were grabbing him saying, what are these?
What are you doing?
And he was just like, I think he answered a Craigslist ad that the radical left put up saying, go put these up around town.
You'll make $100.
And he's like, okay, I'll put it in a poster.
He probably didn't even read what he was putting up.
But Gavin Newsom's take on all this is that it's climate change.
Look at these.
So this is climate change.
Eight different people arrested.
Do they look like proud boys to you?
Not so much.
Especially not that bottom right.
First concern photos of global warming captured.
Okay, how are we doing for time?
Ooh, did you see that Sam Hyde put on a story, but it was a drone shooting fire?
Oh, I heard us get accused of that, too.
What?
What?
What?
My club's on the cover of the newspaper?
It might be fake news.
Gotta check into it.
But it for sure was a drone that was spitting fire onto woods.
But the context is unknown.
Okay.
Well, thanks for that news tip, Brian.
Somebody look into it for us.
That was good.
How long have we been chatting for?
Oh, shit.
Okay, that's enough.
Let's wrap it up.
I got some more BLM shit, but we're all getting fucking tired of that, are we not?
And then some funny examples of ridiculous shit, but I'll save that till tomorrow.
Along with some movie reviews.
I think we're kind of done with Proud Boys, BLM, Antifa, Riot stuff.
And it's time for some...
Tomorrow let's focus on some goofball shit.
But that's one of my favorite things about the mailbag is they provide some goofball variety.
And because we get so much mail and we actually discuss so little that we're going, we're opening a new column where we will start discuss putting the letters there.
And I'm not going to put any questions there because it'd be stupid to say, hey, Gavin and Ryan, how long have you known each other?
And then that just gets no response because none of these will have responses.
But we'll put stuff there.
And we'll obviously keep your names anonymous.
Don't worry about that.
But we'll put stuff there that's like, check out this band or this guy farted 300 times, you know, things that are more news-based than quest than interrogative-based.
Ready?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.
Let me touch it.
Hey, Gav and Ryan of the fag zone, which we just saw today.
There is in total and utter disrepair.
He doesn't exactly clean his room.
Why is your room so dirty and you have crocs with gippets?
I'm sure this is probably an ancient Chinese secret, but this hit piece is absolutely absurd.
Oh, yes, this was a hit piece on me.
Is the KKK rally still in it?
I asked him to...
The craziest part about this.
Oh, good, it's gone.
The craziest part about this is I used to hang out with this guy.
He's a pro fighter, an MMA guy.
And his contention was, he's changed it now because I said, dude, that's so ridiculous.
I'm not even insulted.
It's just, he says I got kicked out of vice for attending a KKK rally where I found myself agreeing with a lot more than I thought I would.
I go, I would actually like to see what a KK rally is like, but I hear they're boring.
I parlored this a long time ago.
Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexander Pelosi, used to work for NBC, and she went undercover in the KKK, which just shows you how little they care about a young girl's personal safety.
She's probably 24.
And you just put her in the KKK, the second they find out she could have died.
No, we'll try to get a story.
So she stays there.
They're all kind of nice.
She goes to a Klan rally.
They burn across, whatever.
And they said, she comes back with the footage and they go, yeah, this is all kind of nice.
So, no, we're not running it.
But I go, wait a minute.
We used to hang out.
She doesn't talk to me anymore.
But I go, Alexandra, you never like unenlisted, right?
She goes, no, I guess not.
I go, you're in the KKK.
Anyway, it's that rare.
It's not a thing.
Like, how many times when people are confessing their darkest secrets, they go, to be honest, I used to go to a lot of Klan rallies.
I ain't proud of it.
But, you know, when you're young, you make mistakes.
There's probably like one every two years.
Anyway, that was fucking absurd.
And then he goes on to say, like, I've always been rich and I adopted the skinhead fashion look.
Is that him?
Yeah, that's him.
I mean, it's so weird when someone you know falls for this shit.
Anyway, that's why I didn't really talk about it because it's just poorly written fan fiction.
Cardi B sampled a Scottish band on WAP.
So it starts with WAP.
There's three different ones here.
Here's the first.
Okay, we got that.
We're all very familiar with that beat.
Frank ski.
But when Rap does that, it's kind of an homage.
Yeah, they do it a lot.
Yeah.
So I don't think that Frank Ski thing...
Oh, sorry, he's recognized that.
He says sampled.
But now he's saying, which sampled the ghosties?
There's a ghost in my house.
Post-appropriate.
Thank you for that.
Cool.
Hey, Gavin, big fan, I want to share with you a picture of a page of my college tech book.
It is riddled with radical liberal propaganda.
Upon getting the book, I opened up to a random page, and lo and behold, this is what I landed on.
The topic of the book should have nothing to do with liberalism.
It's supposed to be discussing communication skills for business.
The book is called Human Communication 6E and is written by Judy Pearson, Paul Nelson, Scott Titsworth.
Aren't we all Titsworth at the end of the day if we're fair to women and we buy them dinner?
And Angela Hosek.
Upon googling Angela's name on images, you find a picture of one who looks like she just finished pulling down a statue at an Antifa riot.
This isn't just one page.
The entire book is full of this junk.
And every other page has a little side category that says engaging diversity.
Check it out.
Feel free to use it on your show.
So what's this thing in the bottom left?
Cultural relativism gestures from around the globe.
This is Angela Hosik, I believe.
She looks familiar.
Be sure.
She looks very familiar.
I think she's done some proud boys bleathering.
China.
China, this is just, all these textbooks now, they just end up becoming a scrapbook for these social justice warriors to just sort of like paste shit in.
Chinese always use both hands when passing food.
The U.S. indication of one means two in Italy.
Do not linger in the door sill where Thai's believe a spiritless.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I don't care about that.
Then you look at these two gangsters.
What stereotypes come to mind when you see this image?
Kids who are not involved in gang culture are definitely fans of it, admonish it, and will inevitably end up there.
That was the cool thing about that Trayvon Martin documentary where we learned he's kind of middle class.
And he got into the gangbang culture.
And his friends are going, Trayvon, what are you doing?
I keep seeing you in pictures with guns.
You're going to end up dead or in jail.
And you haven't been to school all week.
His friends are pretty normal.
Gabby Hines.
How the fuck are you?
I recently watched your interview with Kat Marnell.
Okay, that's an oldie.
I thought it was pretty interesting because I don't know shit about her.
Blah, blah, blah.
I found out she was 34.
She looks 19.
Do you keep in touch with her?
You guys seem to have a great rapport.
You're great when people are clearly drugged up, but my guess is you were bricked up at the sight of her.
I'm not familiar with the vernacular bricked up.
Like hard as a brick, maybe?
Oh, I had a boner?
Yeah, like a boner.
Like a brick.
I love Kat very much.
She's had a rough life because her parents are psychiatrists and those kids are always screwed up, but I'm not sexually attracted to that type of gal.
Although she is a fucking 8.9.
I just have a hole in me when it comes to like petite blondes.
Although I recognize that every other man, including Ryan, would probably kill their whole family for her.
Yeah.
Hey guys, check out this old episode of Cops.
I remember watching it, thinking how much this woman bothers shit out of me.
She thinks she's so badass, and it's truly the most annoying thing ever.
Oh, turn it up.
Hey, get out of the ground!
Yeah, this is the problem, the overcompensating.
By the way, that guy's covered in blood.
I don't want to know where the blood's coming from.
Oh, God, I know exactly what you're saying, reader.
Subscriber.
Oh, my God.
That's your face.
Good luck.
Good luck with that.
Or at least he's blind now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Two of them are chicks.
Ladies, you're just in the way.
Black Lives Matter!
He's just finding his way.
Remember that was what they said about Dijon mustard?
He's just finding his way in the nude with blood all over him.
I got him.
I got him.
Did they call her sweetheart?
Grab my cuff, sweetheart.
Grab, hold this arm.
Got him.
Grab my cuss, please.
I got him.
I got him.
This is from Tova.
Look at this guy.
This is Kylie Jenner's makeup artist.
Weirdly, all the people in her inner circle get the same butt hip surgery.
Maybe it's some sort of initiation.
Oh my fucking...
Oh my God.
God.
What in the fuck?
Wow.
Wow.
I can almost understand a woman doing it if she's into black dudes or something.
But a dude?
Dudes aren't into that.
Right?
Like, if you're a gay lord, you don't want your boyfriend to have Kim.
Or what's her name?
Kim Kardashian's butt.
That's gross.
Who are you appealing to?
Wait, there's another one.
Oh, it's a video.
Okay, this is going to be.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
Open with quick time here.
A monster?
Oh, my God.
Hold on a second.
That thing does not have a dad, does it?
Oh, my God.
It's flabbing around.
What a fucking freak.
Look, you can see like the hard corners on it.
It's a square.
Spongebob square ass.
This is what I've always said.
I was right.
Like, you see the 600-pound life people, and they sit on their ass, and it's a lot of weight on your ass, and it gives it these corners.
Like, sitting on stuff, you're sitting on a wood bench, you're sitting on a cement bench.
It's a lot of pounding.
Like, tits don't get that.
I get fake tits.
I'm not into them, but I understand how they would last.
But an ass?
Like, look at Ryan.
He's sitting.
How long?
How much is that pillow you're sitting on?
About $120?
$120 pillow he's sitting on.
And that's the ass that the Lord gave him.
That's right.
Imagine a fake ass?
I don't get how it would ever retain its shape.
And then, of course, why the fuck would a dude, especially a gay dude, want to do that?
That was really disturbing to see.
And then when you see a man hand on there, you know, like against female looking kind of traits, it's really.
It just, yeah, it's really.
It's like seeing a roach on a burner.
You're like, whoa.
Hey, Gav.
So this one does not address to Ryan.
This is just me.
Nice.
What if subscribers don't need money to make you and Ryan watch a movie of our choosing?
I just watched the 1978 Star Wars holiday special on YouTube.
It was brutal.
I think it'd be funny if we could get you guys to watch something like that.
Viewers could send in their movie suggestions.
You could set the price.
You would need to watch it.
Maybe do a poll to pick.
Yeah, sure.
I guess the problem with that is now our tech guy has this massive homework assignment.
Wait, you know what?
That was Pierce's, my buddy Pierce's idea, who does blackballed radio and podcasts.
I wonder if he told somebody and then they mailed that in.
Hey, Pierce, did you tell Brian?
Yeah, Pierce told me, and then this guy's Brian.
I wonder if somebody stole an idea.
Okay.
Hello.
Someone please show Biggs had to record audio so it doesn't sound like shit.
It's very simple.
The show is unwatchable with the mic distorted because he has the gain cranked and is yelling into the mic the entire show.
I'll email him that right now.
Wanna hear a sample?
Sure.
Let's see.
Shows?
Pigs?
Ryan, shut up.
He's a blast I hang out with.
Fun guy.
Hell yeah.
Very calm.
Yeah.
For someone who was flipped in Afghanistan.
Kick that puppy open.
That was funny.
And I'm still in the front lines, yeah, so here we go.
So he's going Joe.
That sounded pretty good.
Why the fuck are you going back to Portland?
Why are you taking people out there?
Here's the thing.
Sounds good to me.
I've been thinking.
Let's wait for a yelling part.
People suck off these fucking vets way too hard.
They're shitty ass veterans out There, I'm sorry.
I was in the army.
I know.
We had fucking douchebag guys from fucking Brooklyn who thought they were little thug-ass motherfuckers came in there trying to fucking act like they were still fucking in the hood.
Then they get out and go, I'm in the military, man.
I was a vet, man.
Give me this.
Give me this.
Give me this.
No.
Earn it.
You earned your way through your career in the military.
And if you didn't get anything and you left a fucking private, guess what?
You're a shitbag.
A nerdback.
Thank you for your service, Biggs.
That sounds fine to me.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, there might be some yelling moments, but maybe there's a little bit of a sort of a crispy crackle to it.
Yeah, we could take it down not much.
And then boost and post.
Alicia.
Hi, I hope all is well at your end.
Growing censored TV sales amid an economic shutdown can be difficult, but it's not.
Wait, what is this?
What just happened to my email, too?
I'm getting it.
This is junk mail.
Did things just change on you?
No?
Okay, I'm mine.
This is junk mail.
Hey, Gavin Ryan was listening to shitty Canadian radio the other day.
And remember the previous episode where you explained the communism that is Canadian radio.
Lots of great Canadian bands, by the way.
But you don't hear them on the radio because of communism.
So you can be against CanCon, but also like Canadian bands.
Oh yeah, this is Midnight Oil.
This is fucking Australian, you retard.
And what's worse is the song is about Aboriginals and it's filmed in the Australian plains.
Where is he?
Sandy?
Is he in Sandbanks, Ontario right now?
See a lot of Land Rovers driving through the deserts of Canada?
Where is he now?
Is he in the prairies?
Are those Canada geese on the side?
That's Saskatchewan, eh?
Look, he's got that classic Canadian hat on.
Banging on a tea kettle as we're wont to do in Winnipeg.
I guess it's not winter there, eh?
Oh, there's the classic Canadian dingo.
Look at all that French influence.
Remember the dingo ate my Canadian baby?
What's up there, Canucks?
Wait, so when I'm listening to the radio, something like Platinum Blonde, which is a real Canadian band, or Midnight Oil will come on and I will download the music.
Then I skip over their track every single time because it's got awful.
Anyways, I laughed when the song came on.
It's got to be the worst Canadian band.
Yeah, it's a real terrible Canadian band, Craig.
Thanks for watching.
They are the worst Canadian band.
Like, if they're going for Canadian bands.
They're definitely the worst example of a Canadian band.
New vid drop at 49.05.
All right.
You know what I was thinking would be a good vid drop?
Let's get George Clooney when he was doing that thing and he's all like this.
And he goes, Donald Trump will not be president.
And everyone's like, aha.
Every time we talk about Trump, it would be good to pull that up.
Let me write that down.
Clooney.
He's just got this smug, like, why are we even talking about this shit?
Donald Trump is not going to be president.
I'm just bored at a press conference answering this stupid question.
That's going to be...
And it's not going to happen because we're not going to.
There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
That's not going to happen.
And it's not going to happen because we're not going to be used.
Fear is not going to be something.
You have gorilla glue on your hand.
What happened there?
That's going to be what drives our country.
We're not going to be scared of Muslims or immigrants or women.
We're not actually afraid of anything.
So we're not going to use fear.
So that's not going to be the same.
So Donald Trump has used our fear of women to win the election because we're petrified of women.
I agree.
And I think we all sort of see it.
I think that's sort of landed in a way.
4905.
Maybe that's not such a great gromp.
Anyway, let's see this one.
Simplest form is somebody that looks at a woman and goes, hey, you're cool.
That's a very interesting.
That's awesome.
Hey, you're cool.
This is Hernan Uhuru.
I'm a 22-year-old Baptist preacher.
Amen.
No, don't advertise my congregation when I listen to your show.
And I want to write as a hobby.
That being said, I don't want to go to school because school is for bad words unless it's a trade school.
So how does one start writing in such a way people will be able to read it?
I have what I believe to be some article-length ideas, but I don't know where to post-send them once they are done.
Also, how to become a better writer without going to college?
Practice makes perfect, dude, and write about what you know.
Maybe start with letters to the editor or a blog or something.
But basically, your work as a writer is not fit to be seen by the general public if you can't type without looking.
It takes about 200,000 words before you can type without looking.
And if you haven't typed 200,000 words, then you haven't typed enough.
It's just like baseball.
You're not meant to be in any kind of, you know, not just the MLB, but any sort of, what's it called, farm league, unless you can throw a baseball at what?
90 miles an hour?
85 miles an hour?
If you can't, then it's just recreational.
We seem to have two letters from this guy.
Oh, he's re-sent the same thing twice.
So he sent this at September 12th, and then he sent it at 8.22 a.m.
I was back here looking.
I thought one of my dogs was back here, and I was like, how did the dog get out of the yard?
I saw a bunch of...
Is this the guy who says he was raped by Bigfoot?
Because that's way older than 2017.
Yeah, this has got to be.
I remember that from like 15 years ago.
Well, maybe it's a deer.
And then I was worried about my dogs because there's a lot of Bigfoot and Sasquatch in this area.
I didn't have a gun with me.
With me?
So I got back here and that's my favorite.
My name is Fred Army.
She tore out of the bushes, knocked me down on the ground, and I thought she was going to kill me.
You know, I'm like grabbing for a gun, and then I realized I didn't bring a gun with me.
I didn't have a dog with me, I was back here by myself.
I was terrified.
How'd you get it up?
I was actually, I was so terrified, it was so scary.
I don't get a boner when I'm here.
I wouldn't be back here right now, except I feel the need to get over my fear and what happened.
Yeah, funny ancient news.
Thanks for sending that twice, Russell.
You fucking boob.
Ancient Chinese secret.
Dear toads, how is this not a drop?
And it's the you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Oh, yeah.
Kick ass.
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
Uh, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
What I do is just I don't know.
Yeah, that's a classic.
Ooh, go to dailymail.com right now.
Okay.
Um yeah, that was a video dropped for a long time at the Gavin McInnes show.
I guess we kind of got sick of it.
This is from LA Deputy Mom31 calling on the radio for help after she was shot in, basically through.
Look at that blood on her.
In the jaw during a Compton ambush before saving her partner's life by tending to his injuries despite her own.
This is right after I was shitting on female cops.
Whoops.
Bad timing.
What a hero she is.
Incredible person.
Wow.
Bottom line up front.
Bluff.
Provide a link on the website to a McInnis mandatory reading list.
Yeah, I've been working on that.
And that's kind of why I'm doing this.
But it's no small task writing every book in the world that you should read.
I would be interested in an episode dedicated to this as well.
I used to have that on YouTube, but it got taken down.
I think we have one on.
Dude, I think in the CR-TV archives, there's still me talking about my hundred favorite books.
Right, there is, yeah.
I think it's the very first episode of Get Off My Lawn.
Is it?
Yeah, it goes through those bookshelves and yada da da da da da.
There's one where you welcome them through the cellar.
There we go.
Yeah.
Get off my lawn number 52.
But that write-up doesn't look like it pertains to books.
What does the write-up say?
This is the last live episode of the holidays, and Gavin shoots it in his home where he talks to the viewers.
Yes, so get off my lawn 52, 51, and 50, I believe, which are in the CRTV archives, have that.
So maybe if you were slightly curious, sir, you would have already discovered that.
Easy way to do it, type in books in the search.
The search is very responsive and good.
Hey, fuckers, if you can stomach this pussified leftist propaganda, it'd be great to get your take on it.
Boy.
Before the players take the field today, it's important that we put things in perspective to understand where we are, what's happened, and how far we still need to go.
September 1st, 2016, one man kneels, and a nation divided can't agree why it moved them.
Four years later, 2020, sports is ruined.
And a nation outraged is newly awakened.
The first man was 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee on the sideline to bring attention to systemic racism in our nation.
The second man fallen for this.
Like, I'm just shocked by it.
It's like astrology.
Every time I hear someone talking about it, I go, wow, so this is caught on?
Police officer.
The guy telling you this is a millionaire.
George Floyd.
Okay, just look at this one picture.
All of those cops were exonerated because the guy on the ground there OD'd on fentanyl.
And you see that black guy there in the corner?
He is this black stormtrooper from Britain.
Britain does not have a problem with systemic racism.
It has the opposite problem, actually.
Constant pandering to minorities, especially Muslims.
And he said, by me going to this protest, I'm ruining my career.
A few weeks later, he's on the cover of GQ.
It's the best thing he ever did to his career.
That's ruined.
Like, this is all fucking garbage.
That's a very damning thing to be on the cover of GQ.
You want to hear one of the stupidest thoughts I've ever heard?
Please.
I'm looking at all these pictures on all these different newspapers, and I see this, and I go, holy shit, I have that statue in my studio.
The statue that's in this montage in the New York Post.
Hey, there's me.
I'm in the Post.
Minneapolis police officer, nearly not on the ground, but rather on George Floyd's neck for eight minutes and 46 seconds.
Well over half an NFL point.
Is that the love for freedom?
Who knew that two men nearly would have such a deep and lasting impact on the world?
Deep and lasting impact.
For a lot of people, what Cap did made perfect sense.
But in the four years since that game day in 2016, despite Black Lives Matter continuing to be lost until that second knee robbed George Floyd of his breath and caused a worldwide shockwave.
Murals went up, statues came down, players used their voices, and Commissioner Roger Goodell publicly admitted he was wrong, expanding a league-wide campaign on social justice.
You're all millionaires, and you got to go to college even though you didn't qualify because you're really good at bumping into each other.
You're welcome on social justice.
It is impressive being a pro-baller with no dad to practice playing catch with, though.
Yeah, it is impressive.
The NFL can change.
And we can too.
So today realize it's okay to speak up when you're seeing justice, to listen when you hear someone in pain, and if you feel like it, to take a knee, take a knee as a symbol of hope.
Well, that was gay.
There's nowhere to hide, huh?
Basically, if you want to know how we feel about that, we think that that gentleman talking there talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.
That's what I have to say about that.
All right, we're done.
But we have kind of a shocking video to end with.
It's called Terrifying Fall.
And don't worry, the woman in this lives.
But this woman takes a shocking, shocking tumble off the edge of a cliff, falls for.
I'm going to say what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
She could have had a, if she had a parachute, she would have been fine.
It's one of those.
You look away, she's still falling.
You look away, she's still falling.
Check in, still falling.
She goes smashing against the beach.
It's lacerated all up her foot.
Her feet are destroyed.
Both of her feet.
So if you can handle this amazing FEAT, look at the bravery of this woman who survived this unbelievable crash.
I remember turning and trying to grab.
Sorry.
I'm so scared.
She's trying to grab on the way down.
She's trying to grab things.
Like grab anything because I literally thought I was going to die.
Oh, that's the aftermath.
How is she alive?
He did get some footage on the way to her, though.
Oh my God, look at that.
Three cuts.
Wait, go back.
Go back.
There's at least three cuts there.
I'm glad he got his camera back up to keep filming.
Okay, what do we got there?
One, two, three, four cuts.
The one closest to her heel looks like it could need a stitch.
Yeah.
A stitch, yes.
So that's at least one stitch.
And then look at her ankle.
It's over 1.4 times what it normally should be.
That's going to take some ice, and it'll probably be uncomfortable for at least a day and a half.
And her foot's dirty.
Filthy.
My ankle and my foot, shoulders, and my arm over there.
So that all happened so fast.
Don't even remember what happened.
Oh my gosh, twigs in her hair.
Just pause.
Feel free to look away if you guys don't want to see this woman fall.
I'm going to say 700 feet.
Yeah.
About the size of a small building.
It's like that red thing where the guy jumped from space, but without the parachute.
This just shows you.
Oh my God.
And oh my God.
Are you okay?
Sure changes your perspective.
Even the littlest.
What a wake-up call.
We could all go at any moment.
There's no time to be negative.
Negative or just anything.
For Elsa.
I'm so glad you're okay.
Me too.
Love you.
Full story.
I think we got the full story, but let's go back.
I need to see that fall.
I could watch that fall 900 times.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
Anyway, go back.
Let's focus on him screaming.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
Oh, my God.
If that was you, I would be laughing my head off.
Like, just start it.
Right there.
I would be dying, pointing, laughing.
Oh, my God.
And then still, I'd say, please tell me someone recorded that.
You know?
And the guy who fell would be going, what the fuck?
I'd be laughing while he was.
Yes.
One time I fell from the bleachers of, we're really high up, like about seven to ten feet high.
And I fell and I did one of those falls like in the movies where you crunch your nuts.
And I was laughing while being like, ah, laughing and in pain.
Basically, women shouldn't go on hikes.
I'm so glad you're okay.
Full story, Lincoln Bio.
We'll have the full story tomorrow as we research this horrific fall from a 12-foot-high cliff, I'd say.
Right?
Perhaps.
You rolled most of it.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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