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Sept. 10, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #64 | NO MASK (Part 1)

Zoos are good for lunatics, antifa’s getting spanked, Mustard Man had a gun, Nancy got setup, and of course, drawings and phone calls.

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I was set up, I was set up, Nancy you're not supposed to get set up, I was set up, I was set up, Nancy you're not supposed to get set up, how much do they hate Nancy Pelosi?
Nancy Pelosi?
It's a big crazy Nancy, just like the biggest story, highly overrated person, they just turned off the camera, because they don't want me saying that, and the salon, well, I'm not What can't Trump do?
Now he raps?
I can't rap.
Let me try.
Rap, rap, rappity-rap.
Wait, you got it.
You want to beat?
Yeah.
OK.
It's not going to go well, folks.
It's freestyling.
OK.
Here we go.
Yo, what's up?
Let's get real.
This is to the dawn.
We're sitting around the studio watching Get Off My Lawn.
No, we ain't watching it.
We're doing it.
This is the shit.
We're live, motherfucker!
I should do the- I should have done the background hype things where they go... I want to start doing that Cardi B thing.
Yeah.
How does she do it?
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Pull up that dude who does a better Trump than you.
You got a podium now.
Oh, that's the podium!
Welcome.
Misunderstanding.
Trump was unable to be here for the inauguration.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna reel him in.
I'm gonna, what's the word?
Sorry, I'm already fucking up this inauguration.
This is off the cuff.
I did a bump in the hallway just before I got here.
Thought I'd be watching it, not doing it, but I'm doing it and I'm a little jittery.
I want to say we're finally gonna start on that fucking wall.
Sorry, my friend Don is sorry this took so long.
The wall's coming.
War on Drugs is over.
That was stupid.
Border's getting shut down.
Guess what else?
Welfare.
Now relax, ghetto.
We're not going to just strip it tomorrow.
We're going to slowly institute a program of volunteerism.
You get your welfare if you volunteer.
Plenty of jobs.
Picking up garbage by the highway.
But you gotta do something.
No more sitting on your ass for free.
And here's an idea for the black community and BLM.
How about more fathers?
No more incentivizing single mothers.
We're done shattering the black family.
Lots of dads.
Bringing the black family back.
Beautiful dads.
Tons of dads.
Beautiful black dads.
Wonderful families.
Well, Sleepy Joe is a total disgrace.
And frankly, the only reason why he came out of his basement was because it was flooded.
And even then, he couldn't make his way out of his house.
He had to get directions.
And then he gave a speech the other day, and it was horrible.
Nobody showed up.
He had about six people.
Five were like his doctors.
It's crazy.
His doctors!
Right?
I mean, it's sad.
He's got about as much energy as a windmill.
It's perfect.
It hurts my feelings to watch that.
If I worked in the CIA, that guy would be in the White House.
Yeah.
And we just say, look, don't get sick.
Don't drink yourself till you're shit faced, but you can drink whatever you want.
Free food.
Here's some books and magazines.
On the one in a million chance the president is kidnapped or there's some sort of problem with his throat, we're going to need you to do a press conference and tell America that everyone is fine.
See, I'm a big, I'm not into fair.
I like, like, Kitschingerian politics.
I want death spots to disappear in the middle of the night.
Like when Mugabe was around.
I always said, and I pissed off Penny Rambeau from Crass with this.
I'm like, let's go get him in the middle of the night!
What are we waiting for?
Don't tell the American public!
But, what, what fucking... Why do we have death spots?
Like, why did we have EDM in and all this?
We fight all these big stupid wars to get rid of the entire snake.
Just chop its head off!
And then Penny goes, so why'd you want to kill Mugabe?
I said, no, I'm not going to bother killing him.
I got a family and stuff, but I feel like it'd be really fucking easy to kill him.
You just, here's what you do.
You go to a, uh, you go to Zimbabwe and you're doing a feature film on Mugabe.
He's a megalomaniac, right?
And they see a white, rich Americans coming across.
They see your history.
They'd see my history, right?
Oh, you worked with in media for a long time.
And then very simple.
You leave him a, uh, A laptop.
As a gift.
Top of state-of-the-art MacBook Pro.
Get back on the plane.
Detonate.
Boom.
It is a disaster.
Or the guy was like, four feet tall.
Just, they say, like, he killed millions of people.
Well, not millions.
Thousands of people.
That's brothers, mothers, sisters.
If he killed my mother, I just go in there, hey Mr. Mugabe, I'd like to work for you as a, uh, security- I remember one of the best lines I ever read in my life was this African journalist who said that Mugabe Etepupu, no, this African journalist who was saying, he wears 14 karat gold eyeglass frames, though it's not clear if he's wearing the glasses or the glasses are wearing him.
Look at those things!
Wow, those are loud.
Thick gold glasses and a fucking Hitler mustache!
He's my favorite dictator of all time.
Sorry Hitler, you didn't make the cuts.
His dinner, when he turned 90, it was like 400 year old turtles, dolphins, sharks, lions, all to eat!
And then he started fucking his secretary and he willed Zimbabwe to her as a parting gift.
Wow.
That didn't go great with the gang.
His kids are all over Instagram with Rolexes.
The country's in complete disarray.
And his kids are all not billionaires, multimillionaires.
There he is boring the hair of the woman behind him.
It's like Chavez's daughter.
She's worth 3.5 billion.
Meanwhile, the citizens of Venezuela are eating their cats.
Was that a picture of him as a young man?
He's a totally different head.
Yeah.
He's got the gray coming.
Maybe that's the Zimbabwean Bob DiBono.
Has he always had a Hitler mustache?
I think he may, I'm not exaggerating.
He may be the only person in the world with a Hitler mustache.
Name another person.
I remember Chris Naracco did it as a joke once for Christmas.
You know what I've realized with this show, by the way?
Oh, check out these hot shirts.
I've realized that when we pack a lot of news in here, we got the reads and then we got the calls and we got the this and the free.
This is the free part.
This is a podcast.
I don't like to bite off more than I can chew, so we're going to keep it light this episode.
Tomorrow I want to go through persecution of the Proud Boys, all the lies about them, all of this BLM rioting and stuff, but we'll touch on some of it.
But I also want to showcase... Wait, what did that say?
I want to showcase...
Our shirts.
Man with Hitler mustache charged in weapons case.
Does that give it like a multiplier?
He's joking!
That guy isn't.
Oh, that guy looks serious.
Maybe he doesn't know about Hitler, to be fair.
Hitler?
We've also started this week doing Book of the Day.
Today's book is Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich.
Fantastic book.
She did another book after this that sucked rotten eggs.
She also did this book, Global Woman.
This is a really good book too.
All you feminists out there can see what you and I have in common.
Global Woman is about how we, these third world countries, have outsourced love.
Nannies, maids, and sex workers in the new economy.
The whole concept of your Filipino, Filipina nanny means she's not there for her kids.
And what she ends up doing is falling in love with your kids.
And her kids miss her terribly.
Something like 90% of the kids in these third world countries say, I would never be a nanny.
No way.
I would never do that to my kids.
You're having an affair.
You're cheating on your kids.
It's out of sight, out of mind, and you change and hug the diapers of this two-year-old, and you're with him until he's four, and you're hugging him and kissing him to bed at night.
He's your kid.
You fall in love with that kid.
Then they get fired.
That's like taking their kids away.
It's a bizarre, sick thing, and the fact that we do it across borders, the fact that we import love is fucking sick and wrong.
I want to be a woman.
That's my unpopular opinion of the day.
Um, I have another unpopular opinion about this shooting in Brooklyn at the Jouvert Festival.
So fucking infuriating.
I'm going to talk about that more tomorrow.
But, uh, these two kids were shot.
That's how bad gang warfare is.
They're shot.
Go back to that picture of, uh, the shooting and the woman crying.
Here, go to my parlor.
I just noticed two things about this.
We'll get into the rest later.
But how about some culpability from these black mothers?
What the fuck are your kids doing out at three in the morning?
Imagine our kids, a white guy's kids got shot.
Okay, so look at these two pictures.
I thought these were two different moms.
No, her weave fell off.
Oh!
Oh.
And it's because it's different printing.
It's a different shade of pink.
That's the same shirt.
She's got these cheetah pants.
She was out there meeting hot guys at the party.
It's it's a lot of it's where a lot of gang bangers come to settle their score.
It's also a fun party and you get to meet guys.
So they're all done up ready to party and her six year old brother's there too.
So same thing.
You've got your weave on.
You're crying your eyes out in your picture.
You're hamming it up for the cameras.
But check this out.
That fucking kid has a cast.
Oh yeah.
So you're such a... Look, I'm not saying every six-year-old's mom with a cast is a shitty mom, but it's not a great sign.
Especially because kids have pretty pliable bones when they're young.
So breaking a kid's arm that severely, where he needs a cast from above his elbow all the way down, that's not a great sign.
I know I say I like to see kids in casts, but little older than that, and not the same ones that got shot through the fucking femur.
It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your kids are?
Anyway, this book.
So, I coined the term immersionism a long time ago, and it did not take off as a term.
I'm still pretty happy with it.
And it relates to- Ryan, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm just- there's little schmutz on the table.
Okay, could you maybe worry about the schmutz- water?
You're worried about water from your condensation of your cup?
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah.
So he has a large glass of water.
There's condensation on that.
The studio is warm.
The water is cold.
Some condensation dripped down his cup onto the table.
He's got Kleenex there and he's washing the condensation off the table while he should be doing the show.
Figured it'd be quick.
Anyway, what Barbara Ehrenreich did is she said, we hear about working class this, working class that, can you survive on a working class salary?
I'm going to try it.
And she worked in diners, she was a waitress, she was a maid, and she goes, no you can't.
Morgan Spurlock did the same thing.
When he did his 60 days show and he would be someone for 60 days, he was a Muslim, he was a blue-collar dude with no money, he was just working and he did well.
He stayed at a motel and the only reason he lost his money is because his stupid bitch girlfriend had a yeast infection, no a UTI sorry, and she had to go and she didn't have health insurance so it was like 1400 bucks and that drained their bank account.
Bitch, have some cranberry sauce, okay?
Drink some cranberry juice, you would've been fine.
You don't need to spend that money.
Every girl gets a UTI.
Especially women that are with me, because my dick is like a fucking anaconda.
So that was stupid, but in this book...
She forgets, like, there's normal survival instincts.
So she doesn't stay at a friend's house for a while while she generates money.
She tries to get enough money for an apartment, but she can't get the deposit because she's broke.
So she stays at a motel and that ends up eating up all her money.
That's not how people operate.
You crash on a couch.
This is more like for an immigrant who just got here and is totally alone.
And even then, they'd have the Polish or the Mexican community.
The other problem with this book is she totally ignores illegal aliens.
Never touches the subject whatsoever.
And you're like, if you're talking about working in America, starting from zero, you kind of have to include illegals.
So there's some major flaws with it, but it's fascinating to hear someone actually do this.
This is why I brought up the book Rats the other day, because he actually went there and spent months with rats.
I don't mean snitches, I mean actual disgusting rodents.
So, kudos to Barbara for actually trying it and not just pontificating.
The biggest problem with the media today is everyone is just pontificating and guessing what it's probably like out there based on someone else's fucking tweet.
And you don't learn about life watching someone else's tweet.
This is another one of my favorites, hate has no home here.
You'll notice these are really prevalent in all white neighborhoods.
And I thought it would be great to just get the same font and everything and make it blacks have no home here.
Oh my god.
And just like glue it to the sign as a sticker.
So it would take them a few days.
It's basically murder.
I got into an argument with a woman in my neighborhood and I was like, I can't believe you people talk about diversity here.
It's the whitest neighborhood I've ever been to.
Like, not just lived in.
And she goes, oh really?
How about my... There's plenty of diversity here.
Religious diversity.
How about my two nieces who are trans?
Touché.
What?
Touché.
By the way, folks in white neighborhoods, if you really want to show how open-minded you are and how much you love other groups, go to the black neighborhood near you.
There's always one within three miles.
Volunteer.
Be a math tutor.
Work with them.
They'd love to have you.
Go to the school.
Help with after-school programs.
Oh, no?
Oh, you don't have time?
Oh, okay.
Just the sign, then?
Just the sign.
Okay.
Okay, I gotcha.
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Speaking of getting your news from Twitter, I learned today, you probably didn't know this, and I didn't learn this from being out in the field, I learned this from hearing what other people say, but did you know?
That's an inside joke that only I know.
No, no, no, you told it.
Do you know it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My son used to, before he was consumed with baseball, he used to have these sayings, and one of them was he'd jump into the room, this is when he was about four, he's 12 now, but he'd jump into the room and he'd go, did you know that you're not fair?
And then leave.
You good?
The other one was, the Bob Marley has begun!
Or the other one was, reading a book to love.
No, scientists say reading a book to love makes you fall apart.
And I googled them because I was like, did you get that from a show?
Nothing.
So fucking weird.
Anyway, this is one five.
You're not going to believe this.
I know that you suspected this to be true, but make it full screen before you show the whole doohickey.
Because you ruin the joke when you do that.
The full screen is really, oh, it works.
So this is amazing news and you're going to have to, the subtitles are obviously very important.
It's Lebanese.
That doesn't mean it's not true though.
It's Lebanon news as far as I'm concerned.
Official policy says that since they do not have enough face masks, the blacks should die so that the whites can get the masks.
This is the level of their racism.
It reaches the point of killing black people in public.
After a while, we see that the police or the justice system summoned, in brackets, the killer, and later he is released on parole and gets a reduced sentence because of the extra masks.
And nobody remembers what happened to this policeman who killed the black person.
Did you even know that?
No.
You have to get international to get the real news.
You have to not go out there and actually talk to people and experience stuff, but go listen to other fucking bullshit turd world media.
How amazing is that?
Lebanese TV is claiming that because of the mask shortage, which I didn't know about, the white people who are in control are killing blacks.
That's like, wait a minute, masks are, you need a lot.
So you'd have to slaughter like millions of blacks.
Half the black population.
And you'd have these bodies everywhere.
Like big farmer's fields of just black bodies.
And you don't just wear one mask, you need a couple.
Right, so each person, each white person, would be responsible for like 30 black deaths.
Oh my god.
What about old people that need it the most?
Like how are they gonna conquer?
There are like a hundred black deaths.
But how do they...
Kill?
They're too old.
No, no, no.
I just meant per number.
As far as the killing goes, his contention is that the white government has the police go out and kill them.
Oh, okay.
Thank God.
They summon them.
Using a chant.
We should make up stuff about Lebanon.
F it.
Yeah, I got some news about Lebanon.
It sucks.
It used to be a wonderful Christian country.
Then the Muslims came along.
It was 50-50 for a while.
And the Muslims do what Muslims do.
And they kicked out all the Christians who moved to Canada mostly.
They seemed to take over Ottawa.
They're awesome.
Christian Lebanese.
And now it's just like Pakistan.
I think it would be an improvement.
This is one of my favorite shirts that we have.
Invade Greenland.
It's apolitical.
It seems patriotic, and it's my new favorite kind of joke.
True jokes.
I do think we should invade.
Whatever happened to invading?
Like, we go to wars, we're in Iraq, we're in Afghanistan, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not really an invasion, we're just sort of around there with this bullshit hearts and minds crap.
What are you doing?
Just putting on my other shirt.
My other shirt.
I feel like I'm a toad.
Wow, you're really good at putting on shirts.
And thanks for advertising our clothes and making them look comfortable and cool to wear.
Oh, I see.
Why do you think I'm doing this?
I'm promoting our shirt wear.
What, you're too lazy to take your shirt off?
Yeah, it's just... I just take the headphones off.
Oh my god, you have to take those... How are you gonna ever get them back on?
Then you can see my back knee, which is gross.
Don't film your back knee if you're embarrassed of it.
By the way, best way to get rid of back knee, you sunburn it off.
I heard that.
Yeah.
Actually, it's been getting very good.
Same with acne.
Just get a sunburn.
Crisp yourself.
Burn that marshmallow.
Hey, I was... Oh, I didn't explain the opening song.
That's by What The Fuck, Bra.
And we discovered him from a subscriber to the show, sent it into the letters page, and he does these amazing fucking songs.
I gotta watch it with the swing.
He makes these amazing Galdarn songs using, you know, the political zeitgeist.
So that's fun.
Check that out.
I couldn't find any information about him.
I think he's from LA.
Not sure though.
He's obviously a talented artist and if you're an artist you can't really promote Trump and put your face on it without being completely blacklisted.
Here's a trip.
So I'm watching TV with my youngest last night and we're watching this reality show about the Bronx Zoo and occasionally the Central Park Zoo.
It's called The Zoo.
This is one one.
Check it out.
Man, I'm watching it going... I was never really into zoos.
I mean, I don't give a fuck about animals.
I see them as mutants.
They're genetic accidents that were supposed to be human.
And I don't really care if they live or die.
I'm not cruel.
I don't want to hurt a dog.
I'm not like these fucking Middle Eastern kids who will just chop a dog's ears off with shearing scissors and then laugh as it goes .
But I just don't know.
I don't like seeing them in cages.
I don't see them in their natural habitat.
It just seems wrong.
But, you know, in the Bronx Zoo, for example, a lot of these are drug dealers that buy some crazy exotic animal and they realize they can't handle it, so they leave it at the front gate.
So it's really conservation.
But I was watching this show the other day and all of a sudden I went, you know what?
I like zoos.
I think they're important.
You know why?
Because they're mental institutions for the mentally ill.
Now, I'm not sure they'll show up in this thing.
This trailer seems a little too heavy on the, um, animals?
The amylose?
Sorry, my allergies are going nuts.
I look like a coke head.
I look like Artie Lang at a job interview.
Uh, did I ever tell you about Tony Curtis?
But, um, I'm looking at these women who work there, and the women are divided into the following categories about 15 to 20% are pretty women with incredible maternal instincts, and no one's put a ring on it, so they don't know what to do, where to funnel this, sort of like Howard Stern's wife.
And what they do is they just look after these animals, and it's all about the babies, and we're having our first penguin baby, and we're watching the egg, and you know that they come in early every day, and they work extra hours, and they just love that shit.
And that's great.
Second category as far as women go the other 80% 85% is um, oh shit, you're gonna sign into your Provider might be able to watch full episodes though.
Well YouTube has a million trailers penis face Okay Are lesbians.
Ugly lesbians.
And some lesbians are like, I'm a fucking bitch.
And I'm just gonna do it.
And they move to the gay village, and they've got tons of girlfriends, and they just love it.
And they're fine with it.
Yeah, I don't like kids, and I got four cats, and I'm a fucking dyke, and I want to slit Trump's throat, and I just ate out a 20-year-old last night.
You're doing it.
You got it.
You're under control.
A lot of them just go, like they're Christian or whatever, and they just go, what's happened to me?
Whoa.
Oh, gays.
I never thought of that.
As a boarder, we work as a team.
Well, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
It's like, I don't want to hold still.
All those hairs, you see them coming out now?
Oh, look at that.
All that is supposed to be sitting-- Outside.
--right there.
There are some dogs that have this their entire life that-- Oh, gays.
I never thought of that.
Gay men, too.
They're not that into their sexuality.
And so they just say, I want to love, and I don't want to love a dude.
It gives my brother nightmares.
So, they just love these animals.
And it's much healthier than killing yourself.
Has she got makeup on her neck tattoo?
Is she got makeup on her neck tattoo?
Or is she getting her neck tattoo removed?
But the truth of the matter is, it's irresponsible breeding.
Because I'm so happy!
Yeah, and they have all these rules about breeding, and this is irresponsible, and it should be a rescue.
Like, that's all just misdirected maternal instincts.
There's a lesbian right there, clearly.
And so that's good, right?
We've got these people who are having mental issues with their bizarre sexuality, and they have a place to funnel it all.
And then... What the fuck's she crying about now?
A schnauzer?
It's a dog.
Yes, it loves you.
We took a wolf and we spent thousands of years breeding it into thing something that only cares about you and eating.
That's all.
Thanks, men.
Thanks, men.
It's a fucking robot.
Dogs are robots.
They're genetic mutants.
That's why wolves eat them, because they go, uh oh, I better call the herd.
We've got some sort of bizarre inbred freak who's growing hair into his eyeball.
But there's a fourth category or whatever out right now where I support zoos.
Autistic men.
These men, they can't correspond with human beings.
They can't look other men in the eyes.
They don't know what to do with their lives.
They commit suicide.
They're lonely.
They're not going to have a relationship with women.
It's Animal Planet the Zoo is the show.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, you got it.
I'm trying to find something.
Like I was watching this dude dealing with geckos last night.
And he knows everything there is to know about geckos and his his clothes are kind of washed weird and the collar is kind of down the way that a autistic person would wear his polo.
And I'm just realizing, thank God we have geckos for this guy so he can feel like he's doing something.
And they spend hours helping it breed and doing all this dumb shit.
Jose doesn't count.
He's not in any category.
He's just cheap labor.
He seems cool.
Yeah, I don't think he has mental problems.
He's probably making 300 grand a year.
He's a hustler.
But animals are garbage, right?
Don't hurt them, but they don't mean anything.
They're just really plants that walk around and have eyeballs.
And I thank God, literally, that we have this venue where these poor autistic boys and men can sit there.
Maybe look up gecko, gecko, lizard, pregnant.
And you go, thank God, these lonely women, these young spinsters, these lost lesbians, these twisted gays, and these lonely autistic men who can't function have a place.
He doesn't.
Is he autistic?
They're usually not that big.
...really tie in with what you're looking for for a theme.
Does that sound good?
Yeah.
All right.
Eye contact.
...really evil, and I'm going to tempt you right off the bat.
Do you think he likes Lord of the Rings?
Yes.
He's just a fat nerd who never gets laid.
But he needs love too!
I'm gonna love my lizards.
He had like one girl that he loved in high school, and she thought they were just friends, and then she started asking him for advice about guys.
Oh no.
And he went, uh oh, I'm in the friend zone and I always have been.
So he'd just lie in bed at night and masturbate thinking about her crying.
30% chance he's one of the guys, she's a smoke, she's like a 12.
Oh she's, of course, that's why she just assumed that we were just friends.
No, but a 12 like in love with him.
You ever see those?
What?
Yeah, there's like 12% of fat guys have like a bombshell girlfriend.
Yeah, they're called billionaires.
This is why he's so good at holding the lizard, because he spent his entire adolescence jerking the chicken.
His hand just wraps around those things perfectly.
Look, that's a beat-off professional.
Sad that he's doing it near a girl.
I wish you could find this gecko guy, though.
No, no, no.
He's not clearly autistic.
By all accounts, uh, this is all good news.
So I want zoos, because they're like, the animals there are slaves to the mentally ill.
It's still a prison for animals, but I don't give a fuck about animals.
So, by the way, this is a cute shirt that just, if you don't want to overstate it... Yeah.
That's a good one.
Sorry, this is such a nipple-heavy show there, folks.
This is also is a fantastic shirt.
Clown world.
I like these.
I don't like shirts to be overtly political like Trump rocks Trump Trump 2020 mega mega four more years, bitches.
This is just like, can you believe this shit?
All right.
We packed a lot of silly ephemera into this episode.
It's almost like dumpster diving.
We got books and songs and news blips and t-shirts, but there is a few important things I want to talk to, like Quebec City having re-education camps, a bit of Antifa porn, and this Dijon-Kazel case that's causing riots in L.A.
They never ask what the guy did, or what his past was.
Oh, he deserved to die just because he raped a kid?
Uh, well, yes, but, uh, I know where you're going, and the quest, the answer is, the odds are, he was fucking with the cops, and not just simply walking down the street minding his own business.
But you don't get that, because you don't pay.
So, goodbye, freebies freeloaders.
Um...
And all you people who pay, stick around.
We're going to do another half hour of chit-chatting.
Then we're going to take calls and do doodles.
Oh, we should mention the doodles.
The auction four, auction five is up.
And I'm really excited about this particular auction because, uh, wait, that's the old one.
We gotta update it.
Gotta update it.
So it'll be updated on the site ASAP.
But it has about ten or so of John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison.
He's up there by the border at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
And I don't care where you stand on the political spectrum, where you are in this clown world, I think one piece of your art collection has to include... I can send it to you, right?
Has to include prison art.
Like, even if you hate the Proud Boys, you have something on your wall, and they go, what's that?
And you go, oh shit, that's like this Proud Boy who got thrown in prison for fighting Antifa, and he did this in prison.
What, really?
And it's Proud Boys crossing the Delaware?
Like, you can hate the Proud Boys.
I think you should.
But it's still, I think, a really interesting piece to have.
So some of it is pretty crude and some of it seems specifically made for the club, the Proud Boys, but I think you should go on there and buy it because it's a fascinating little moment in time.
Okay, I emailed it to you.
But how do people look this up?
Doodles for Justice 5.
So maybe go to charity auctions today and go Doodles for Justice 5.
Right?
Yeah, in the top thing right there.
Auctions slash Doodles for Justice 5.
I tried to search it, but it will be on the bar, on the search bar.
So on the left side of the screen, you'll see it in the tab.
So if you're not, if you don't, go to censored.tv and look for it there.
Or go to charity auctions today and put in the search Doodles for Justice 5 and that should come up.
And look at these pictures, like go down, there's that one.
Um, but look, look at that one.
Prison Art PB Delaware.
Can you zoom that up?
He's only got pencil crayons in there, although he did make an acetate stencil.
I don't know how he did that.
Now, that's just like, I feel like a historian should have that.
This, like, this is gonna, this should be, you know where this should be?
In a time capsule.
And then people go, what was this about?
Oh, this was 2020, when there was a huge conflict between patriotic right-wingers and fucking nonpartisan lefties.
All right, that's enough.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
We'll see you next week, freeloaders.
We'll see you next week.
I don't wear a mask when I'm washing my hair.
Do you wear a mask when you're washing your hair?
I've been there many, many times.
I always have a mask.
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