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Sept. 10, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E11 - CUAWF [2020-09-10 - S03E11 - CUAWF]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.
	Let's get to good at the end.
	It's a fun song from the, it's a cover.
	I don't know what the band is, but it's a Proud Boy video called Proud of Your Boy.
	It keeps getting taken off of YouTube because it promotes hate, I guess.
	And that one I just found, it's their most recent version.
	I'm in this room.
	Does everyone know why we chose Proud of Your Boy?
	The Proud Boys?
	Oh yeah, remember those guys who used to give out Proud Boy branded drinks and blankets to the homeless?
	Huh.
	That story didn't make the media for some strange reason.
	That was that boat cruise we did.
	That's tiny.
	I can't believe anyone would think of fighting anyhow.
	What do you think you're going to do?
	Win?
	It was tiny versus stupid.
	So that makes sense.
	And plus, we were all wasted.
	That was at Westfest.
	So people were saying, hey, man, you want to get in the ring?
	And I'm like, no, thank you.
	I've had like 20 beers.
	You ever fought drunk?
	Maybe if it was the last day of Westfest.
	No, don't ever fight drunk.
	I used to do it.
	I tried it in the ring a couple of times.
	You can have a swig of whiskey to take your nerves down, but if you're actually like drunk, like, what's going on?
	You're a dead man.
	The origin of Proud of Your Boy, by the way, is fuck.
	When was it?
	My daughter would have been about six, right?
	So it was probably six years ago.
	I went to this recital.
	It's like piano recital, drums and stuff.
	And the kids were really good.
	My kids were okay.
	My son was taking drums.
	He was four at the time, five.
	And he was like, don't ding, don't, don't, ding, don't, ding, don't, don't, ding, that kind of stuff.
	And then there was, of course, the Asians are like, piano all over the place.
	And I was pretty much impressed.
	My kids were okay.
	I'd say like B minus as far as the average goes.
	And then a D shows up, and I don't mean a cock.
	And this Puerto Rican kid is up there and he goes, proud of your boy.
	I'll make you prouder.
	And I was like, wait, a song?
	You're just singing a song?
	Everyone's worked really hard on learning all these different instruments.
	And you're just going to sing?
	That's pathetic.
	No one is proud of this boy.
	And I looked around and I, of course, didn't see a dad.
	I saw a single mom.
	I think maybe a granddad.
	But no one was proud of that boy.
	And then we looked, I hadn't heard of the song.
	I'm not familiar with Disney musicals, thank God.
	And then we see that it's from the musical Aladdin.
	And at the time, there was a 22-year-old virgin working for us called Rat, Ben Ratner.
	And he goes, oh yeah, that's Proud of Your Boy.
	It's a beautiful song.
	It didn't actually make it to the musical.
	It was just in the theater.
	And I'm like, holy shit, this is perfect.
	You like Proud of Your Boy, Rat.
	Because we originally started like as a men's self-improvement club, which it still is.
	But then we looked up the song on YouTube.
	And it's some, like, I think the guy who wrote it died of AIDS.
	And it's got this horrible thing.
	Like, the type of people who are into musicals are also really sort of phony, self-deprecating types.
	And it's just this megalomania festival where he's like, I was one rotten kid.
	What does he say?
	One rotten kid.
	Some pride and some joy.
	Yeah.
	Oh, look at them.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boy.
	Imagine this.
	Imagine that was your job in a music.
	I've wasted time.
	I've wasted me.
	I've wasted me.
	Imagine saying that.
	Hey, man, how old are you?
	50?
	Oh, wow.
	You're a lot older than I thought you were.
	Yeah.
	Have you?
	This is kind of a weird question.
	Do you feel like you've done everything you wanted to do?
	No.
	I feel like in many ways I've wasted me.
	And the other guy would just go.
	You're not going to sit and talk to that guy anymore.
	You what?
	You wasted me?
	Me is getting wasted far away from you.
	The whole thing was started as sort of a cringe competition.
	Hell yeah.
	While trying to find that song, a non-deleted one, I found this song by the Rabble Rousers.
	One thing you'll notice about the left's argument...
	Wait a minute, that's not it.
	It's the second link, you fucking Nimrod.
	Oops, poop.
	One thing I'll notice about the left's arguments is now it's just lies.
	Like Trump said, Nazis are cool.
	That's true.
	Pause.
	No, that's not true.
	Antifa are the ones that are savvy online, which is why Proud Boys keep getting doxxed and fired because they're not savvy with the internet.
	Like the Proud Boy site just got hacked.
	And I said to Enrique, how come they're always hacking us?
	Where are our nerds?
	He goes, we don't have any nerds.
	Like these Proud Boys are Blue-collar dudes who put their faces all over computer, all over Facebook, because it's the only app they know, and then they get fired.
	And they're like, How did they find out?
	You put it on Facebook, dude.
	Everyone can see Facebook.
	Oh, everyone can see that?
	That's what they're like.
	Really acting out this.
	I like the sign language.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	Mostly they just run away.
	That's not been my experience, my friend.
	And it's funny that he's talking about what pussies they are, and he's got a bunch of ripped-up sweaters on his face.
	And so do the tough guys behind him.
	Everyone's disguised.
	Looks like Slipknot if they were still a garage band.
	They couldn't afford cool masks.
	I saw this on the YouTube creator or whatever you call it.
	I've been banned, so I don't know the vernacular.
	It's this corny geriatric punk band called Slime, and they have a song called All Cops Are Bastards.
	Look at how cringe corny punk is in 2020.
	They've got to be older than me, these guys.
	What a weird backdrop.
	Beautiful Forest.
	Oh, God.
	Died of police violence, George Floyd.
	Look at him.
	He's got to be 55.
	Playing the air guitar with this punk band.
	Never heard of human dignity.
	Working for...
	Yeah.
	Antique is all about dignity.
	Actually, you want to see dignity?
	What happened?
	We said, get out of here!
	The way he says that?
	Get out of here!
	Get out of here!
	Get out of here!
	You need to get out of here.
	So, um.
	Go to 1.5.
	Jump ahead.
	So, yeah, cops have no dignity.
	If you want dignity, check out Antifa.
	They really know what's going on with dignity.
	But if you take that badge off, I'll suck your dick.
	Take that badge off, quit that job, I'll suck the fuck out of your dick.
	Want the throw?
	I'll eat your fucking tonight.
	I don't think you're gonna.
	Take that badge off.
	I'll suck your dick.
	That would be cool if you're retiring like that night.
	You could say, Chief, can I just...
	He's like, well, I guess I'd rather you finish the shift.
	It's your last shift.
	We have a big party.
	Yeah, I'm going to that.
	We're talking about three hours of a 25-year career.
	Can I get off three hours early?
	I guess, but this is going to go to the media.
	Okay, look, we don't have a great reputation.
	I'm about to get a blowjob outside.
	You ever had an outdoor blowjob in your life?
	I had one camping.
	Yeah, that's in a tent.
	That doesn't count.
	It's going to be out in the street on the other side of that razor wire.
	All right, fucking do it.
	Don't get caught.
	Remember what the anarcho-punk band Krass said.
	If you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught.
	They talk about cock a lot, I've noticed.
	I saw signs of Antifa that said, I only suck black dick.
	See, they assume that we're these horrible racists that shudder at the thought of those beautiful, fat, ugly, tattooed monsters being with black men.
	They go, I fuck black men.
	Okay, bye.
	That's giving me nightmares now?
	You think I fucking care about you?
	Show that montage of Antifa faces that look like they're in the house of mirrors.
	Oh, boy.
	Look at this.
	Whoever drew these can't draw.
	That's not what a head looks like.
	In fact, you know what that looks exactly like?
	When we were talking about what if you went to heaven and Jesus just looked a little off?
	That's a little off.
	That's the head I was talking about.
	If you had this shirt and you added some hair and a beard and you just wrote, in Christ We Trust.
	That would be sad.
	That would be fucking hilarious.
	That's like a weird Harry Potter shirt idea.
	Yeah, that's exactly the origin.
	This is the origins of the Harry Potter idea, which I fear we'll never get to.
	Let's see some more, though.
	Wow.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You got to pause some of these.
	Go back.
	I could download it.
	What is going on there?
	I don't understand.
	I don't know.
	That looks like one of those.
	You know, the mutant Ninja Turtles had those enemies, Bebop and Rocksteady?
	Yeah.
	It looks like one of the other mutants from the series.
	Yeah, like some friends.
	Like, what's happening with his lower mouth?
	What disease is that?
	I want to get a doctor in here.
	You should put it up high, more like weekend update.
	That's like a cleft face.
	Put it up here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Hey, yeah, yeah.
	I gotcha.
	Wait, frame it nicer with the bookshelf, though.
	Come down a little bit there.
	Yeah, that looks cool.
	Damn, that looks good.
	That's how you retor.
	That's how you play something.
	That looks fucking good.
	I don't know what's happening with that guy's glasses.
	It looks like he has them up.
	Okay, so that's weird.
	That guy's just wasted.
	The other good, in their defense, they've probably been up all night sitting on like concrete chairs.
	No, they take your picture right when you get in.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they were up all night.
	You know, sometimes they give you a little cheese sandwich, and the only thing you can do with it, because it's inedible, is fold it and put it under your coccus, your tailbone, to make sitting on that steel chair all night less painful.
	Getting no sleep makes your head huge and your ears pop out and you're living.
	Well, in that guy's case, at least.
	Sure.
	Let's be fair.
	Alex played Devil's Advocate.
	Now this.
	Wow.
	He had it rough.
	Dude, imagine he went to a black school.
	Blacks are really good at bullying.
	My glasses don't look strong.
	Oh, my God.
	You know who that looks like?
	This guy from Painkiller Already, the podcast?
	But like, if I feel like an art teacher, and these have been submitted to me, and I'm just like, guys, guys, guys, come on.
	I showed you how to do the eyes.
	they're halfway in the head, and they're obviously much closer than that.
	This is an alien.
	You're not trying.
	Can you imagine someone would look like that in real life?
	No.
	Come on, dude.
	This is the worst art class I've ever taught.
	Go back.
	This is a phone screen recording, so it's hard to...
	I'm tempted to download the video so we can scroll through it at our leisure.
	Leisure?
	Well, we're not coming back here.
	I want to see that guy, though.
	Okay.
	Okay, you're not going to get him.
	Okay, guys, come on.
	That's not what eyebrows look like.
	You're not done.
	You're drawing.
	And where's the rest of her hair?
	That's not a woman's hairline.
	And the nose is a little anti-Semitic, to be honest.
	This is pretty good, but I don't understand why you used a blue-colored pencil on a 50-year-old.
	And is that male or female?
	This one's pretty good.
	There you go.
	You're getting it.
	The eyes are a little close together, but you're getting good at trying.
	The hair is very realistic.
	Oh, oh.
	Notice the androgyny in all of these.
	Like, is that my high school principal or my girlfriend?
	Is that my girlfriend or her dad?
	Am I in trouble or am I getting laid?
	Whoa.
	Spookaloo.
	This guy.
	He's sad.
	I don't like getting arrested.
	His floppy yellow hair.
	Oh my God.
	Has she been awake for a year?
	Look at that face.
	Alive for 100, awake for one.
	She looks like a Halloween mask.
	Look at the wrinkles at the top.
	If meth was a person.
	Dude, how much was that mask?
	It's amazing.
	It's usually a giveaway around the eyes because you see the real eyes, but not on this one.
	You look great.
	If that's a male or a female, there's a potential in there.
	Yeah, there's some human in there.
	See some, a little bit inbred.
	Just a smattering of inbred.
	Just a sprinkle of brothers, fucking sisters.
	Wow.
	They're all hideous.
	It looks like if Tim Burton was God and created people.
	She looks like a broom fucked a bird.
	Keep going.
	Okay.
	This guy's got kind of a positive attitude.
	Imagine talking to him about Trump.
	Imagine having to hear his views on economics and his views on his utopia.
	All right, so you hate Trump and capitalism.
	Lay out a society for me.
	What currency do we use?
	Who handles the heating?
	Is it natural gas?
	Everything's solar?
	What about air conditioners in the summer in Texas?
	They require quite a bit of power.
	A solar panel the size of this house will basically charge an iPhone.
	It's not exactly powering a fridge.
	What about pool filters?
	Are they powered by...
	Oh, there's no pools.
	Oh, okay.
	You just swim in the lake.
	Okay.
	I got you.
	I got you.
	Look at this.
	This could be a pretty girl.
	I bet there's a pretty girl in there somewhere.
	Assuming that is a chick.
	A really good Harry Potter cosplay.
	You suck at this, Ryan.
	Stop.
	What do you want me to posed for a picture now?
	He's skeptical.
	He's dubious of these newfangled cameras they're coming up with.
	He's not bad, too, though.
	See, this is what Anne Coulter always says.
	I'm quoting, I was just talking to her, so she's going to come up about 100 times today.
	Women between 18 and 30, no matter how ugly they are, if they dress nice and stay slim, they'll be attractive.
	And that woman is fat in a gross way that she's not meant to be.
	Some women can handle being a little bigger, but by the folds in her neck, she's clearly meant to be much skinnier.
	What are you doing?
	You're going to download it?
	Yeah, yeah, here it is.
	Oh, you already downloaded it.
	Okay, let's get to the...
	That guy's spooky.
	And we can draw bad color pencil.
	Okay, we got some newbies.
	Zoom out.
	You're way too close.
	For the millionth time.
	Yeah, it's an auto-zoom.
	So zoom out, I said.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Everyone at home has to watch us go through this process.
	I don't think you're improving it, and I'm not really nuts about you doing shit on the fly like this.
	Well, at Kumias, for instance, we have a little knob like a joystick because he's got the bigger tricaster, and this I have to literally click to resize things.
	Because remember the old one?
	Alright, alright, stop talking.
	Just show the picture, please.
	That guy looks kind of like Black U. Oh, wow.
	He's got the same shitty nose that you have.
	And facial hair.
	Maybe he's a recon.
	Maybe.
	I feel like we're missing someone, though.
	Go up above Black You.
	That guy's just gross.
	That woman's just weird.
	She looks like a spoon.
	That guy's such a sad little fucking Jew beaver.
	What's going on with your hair?
	Are you trying to trick us?
	Is this a front-facing comb over?
	Because no one has ever tried that before.
	Comb overs sideways don't work, but they're better than this.
	Oh.
	Fucking avatoma.
	What is that?
	It looks like a praying mantis.
	Is that a person or a deer?
	And then that's chubby neck.
	That's the Goodyear tire neck.
	We're not even halfway through that.
	That's Michelin Man neck.
	Oh.
	All right, that's enough.
	Today's book is Seven Days in the Art World.
	Now, this is all about fine art and art collecting, and she really breaks it down.
	Sarah Thornton is her name, great writer.
	And she breaks, the whole book sort of breaks down a painting from the very beginning to, you know, well, it goes the auction, the crit, the critique, the fair, the prize, the magazine, the studio visit,
	the biennial.
	So she breaks, that's why she says seven days.
	It's not really seven days, but it just gets into the economics of fine art.
	And I know that sounds gay, but think of it as a book about economics.
	Like I would like to read this about steel or soy or hops.
	Hops are big in Montana.
	They use them for Corona.
	So take me from the hop farm to the factory to the mouth, that kind of thing.
	And it just, it is so, the art world is so corrupt and full of shit, as you can imagine.
	It's just really rich people playing games with popularity.
	And here's an example.
	There's this artist, what's his name?
	Not Richard Kern.
	Fuck.
	I forget his name, but he's like a New York artist who would sort of draw on pictures and stuff.
	Kind of the Terry Richardson late 80s, early 90s, kind of a punk thing artist.
	I'll figure out his name later on.
	But so he had a lot of work, but it wasn't really going anywhere.
	And that's perfect prey for look up just Richard Artist New York City.
	You're going to get a lot of Richard hell.
	He wasn't really going anywhere, but he had a massive amount of work.
	And it was not really good or bad.
	So what these rich guys do is they start bidding.
	Brian, don't show me you looking.
	Oh, I don't know what he looks like.
	So if you're like, oh, wait, there he is.
	That's what I'm looking for.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't really matter what his stuff looks like because it didn't matter to them.
	They just chose an artist with a large cannon, right?
	And they started buying it.
	Wait, go back to the top.
	What was that in the middle there?
	I don't think that's it.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Oh, wait, now I'm thinking that was him.
	Kind of interested.
	No.
	Sorry.
	Really fucking up this story.
	So what they do is they start bidding on him at an auction.
	And he's like, what the fuck?
	These are going gangbusters.
	They hold an auction for him.
	They go to their own auction, start bidding.
	This is legal, by the way.
	And they bid it up, they bid it up, and they get it up to like $800,000.
	Oh, sorry, I forgot one thing.
	They take this loser artist and they buy all his shit.
	And it's like $500 each.
	And he goes, wow, I got really popular all of a sudden.
	He's not invited to any of this, by the way.
	Wow, I got really popular all of a sudden.
	Then they buy it all up, right?
	So now they have, like, you could do this with a band too, right?
	You have all the Misfits back catalog.
	And they own that.
	That's in storage.
	Give it a little breathing space.
	They start spending a little bit more, a little bit more.
	Then at an auction, they go fucking bananas and fuck 800,000.
	They go a million.
	And they fight each other and they get it for a million.
	Then they do that like three more times.
	And people are knowing whether they like this artist or not.
	It doesn't matter.
	They go, wow, these are selling for a lot of money.
	I'm going to buy one.
	It's a pyramid scheme, really.
	I'm going to buy one.
	And they quickly sell it and flip it because these are going up and up and up.
	It's insider trading.
	It's fraud.
	So they start buying this shit.
	And what are you looking at?
	That's Peter Cooper.
	Oh.
	Isn't it?
	No.
	Not this guy, right?
	Your shitty taste in art is showing up in this search.
	Who me?
	Yeah.
	I have no opinions on those arts.
	Anyway, just stop with the looking.
	It's irrelevant too.
	It's distracting.
	I don't want you to picture that.
	It could be anyone.
	And so now his art is worth like a million dollars of painting, right?
	Look at all those, that Misfits Back catalog they bought.
	Now they start selling that and they make a million dollars on everything they bought for 500 bucks.
	Now they're fucking rich.
	And then what happens?
	They're done.
	They leave.
	Those people can't sell their $2 million ones anymore.
	And his stock quickly goes brrrr and he's depressed.
	He's like, wow, I was really hot for like a minute there.
	And now I'm nothing again.
	Oh, well, I have some money in the bank.
	And that's how they do it.
	It's a fucking scam.
	Anyway, that's why this book is interesting.
	Because the art world is so corrupt.
	And it's so, it's way more full of shit than astrology.
	And I didn't think you could get more full of shit than astrology.
	Yes, there, Richard Prince.
	That's who it was.
	That's a dude.
	Pretty sure I got the right guy.
	And in these instances where they just make this guy popular, the guy doesn't know why his stock went up and then went down again.
	That's, I think, his most famous painting is the nurse there.
	I think he'd paint on pulp fiction novels.
	So you see why he got chosen.
	He's not that bad.
	You can't say it's terrible.
	It's just weird enough to be like, meh.
	So you buy all his shit.
	I wonder if you could do it again.
	Where they go, wow, it's weird with Richard Prince.
	He goes up and down and up and down.
	And you could do it with photographers, too.
	Find a photographer like Ryan McGinley, but not now.
	He's too expensive already.
	They have to be relatively undiscovered.
	So when I discovered Ryan McGinley.
	Anyway, sorry, I'm off of the tangent.
	Got a fun show for you today.
	We're going to go through this David Cross tirade.
	We're going to address the Proud Boy allegations that are going on right now.
	They found some 3%ers.
	I didn't talk about this last night because I can't really do news on the live shows.
	There's too much to say.
	Joe Rogan gave me a shout out last night.
	He had, I think Adam Curry invented the podcast, apparently.
	Yeah, he's the pod father.
	The pod father?
	He's a fucking retard.
	So Joe made it his first guest, and the guy, he doesn't understand anything.
	And he has an irritating Twitch.
	And I'm having trouble with Joe's studio.
	It looks so corny.
	Star Trek.
	But I guess you will get used to it.
	I would think you would have taken your own studio, the LA one, and I don't know, made something similar.
	Like replicate it, but make it look like better.
	Or like maybe Jimi Hendrix's picture mugshot is farther away.
	I don't know.
	This seems...
	And maybe I just Have to get used to it.
	People don't like new shit.
	And I remember when, even when Vice was Voice of Montreal and we went color, people were like, Oh man, I liked it when it was black and white.
	You suck now.
	But it does seem a little star trekky.
	I think you said something like Adam Curry was the first guest on the old podcast, so they're doing that.
	Well, anyway, in this one, Joe Rogan's talking about being banned, and he says, He says that, sorry, I'm thinking of two things at once.
	He says, but the great thing with the internet is it's whatever you want it to be, and you can make your own thing.
	And he doesn't seem to understand, yeah, dude, but when I'm, Gavin is banned from Facebook, Twitter, everything, he's not part of the national conversation.
	People can still pay to see him if they'll show their credit card, but these places are not a small-town arcade.
	They are con ed.
	They're a utility who controls the national conversation.
	So being banned from them is a big deal.
	It wasn't when they were one of many, but now that they have monopolies, now I can't use a utility like I can't use water or electricity.
	Shit, I can't use PayPal.
	That's pretty darn close to a utility, is it not?
	So this is him not understanding that.
	I don't know.
	Well, my grandparents both lived in 98, my paternal grandparents.
	The reason why I brought up Gavin is that I think that I have had a couple podcasts with him, and people have had weird conversations with me about it.
	And this is one of the things that I've said.
	I was like, look, that guy's mostly fun.
	Yeah.
	Mostly fun.
	And like anybody that does wild shit, you can get lost in the woods.
	And if you get lost in the woods of race or whether or not people should be able to do drugs or whether or not people should get paid a minimum wage, that's a livable wage.
	Is he saying that I got lost in the woods and now I'm just like the race guy and I won't shut up about race?
	The newspaper won't shut up about race.
	America won't shut up about race.
	So I talk about it.
	I don't like talking about race.
	They accuse white males as being evil, so I defend white males.
	If they weren't, if this was 1982 and white males weren't constantly getting shat on, I'd never bring it up.
	And I didn't bring it up in 1982.
	No, I was 12 at the time, but you get the idea.
	So I resent this implication that, like, Proud Boys started out to be cool and then they got violent.
	No, Proud Boys have always been cool.
	They just got attacked, so they fought back.
	I haven't changed my views since I was 18.
	It's the background that changed.
	I never gave a shit about Islam until they blew up the World Trade Center.
	I'm 56 tomorrow.
	Bates.
	My grandparents both lived.
	I think that they're...
	I have had a couple podcasts with them.
	Why did you go back?
	And people have had like weird fun.
	Yeah.
	Mostly fun.
	And like anybody that does wild shit, you can get lost in the woods.
	No, because I just wanted to...
	I think what he's saying is that when people get lost in the woods and they interpret what you've done, because you do wild shit.
	So people get lost in the woods about race and stuff.
	So they get lost in my woods.
	Yes.
	Not you're getting lost in my woods.
	I'm not sure I believe you, but that makes more sense.
	No, that.
	If you totally focus on everything I've said about race or Jews or drugs or something, then you could paint a picture.
	That's exactly what.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't think that's what he's saying, though.
	I think he's saying, I am a fun guy who went off, like Lenny Bruce went nuts.
	I went off on some like race thing.
	That's disappointing.
	You get lost in the woods of race or whether or not people should be able to do drugs or whether or not people should get paid a minimum wage.
	That's a livable wage.
	You get lost in the woods of any ideology and it becomes a problem.
	Let's go back.
	For whatever reason, when someone shifts one way or another and we conflict with those ideas, we never give anybody any room for just being a person.
	Most of the time, I've been around that guy.
	He's a nice guy.
	All right, but let's go to the basics of how I...
	There's two things I was taught growing up.
	Sticks and stones will break my bones.
	Names will never hurt me.
	Secondary, I will created in the Depression.
	Names are fucking terrible.
	I'm so mean.
	Exactly.
	And I can pinpoint when that happened, too.
	See, this is why it's a terrible interview.
	Because that guy is just not following you.
	I don't like what you say.
	I think he stoned or on Adderall or something.
	Before he got stoned, it was fine.
	Oh, you've watched the whole thing?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So he smoked pot?
	Yeah, because he said when he smokes pot, he gets into that Tourette's territory.
	But usually he's fine.
	Yeah, that was really bad.
	It was a terrible interview.
	And none of that was to do with Joe.
	But also, Joe does this thing my friend Steve does.
	Steve's a pothead.
	And they have this whole, like, it gets so ambiguous.
	You're like, can you just nail down what you're saying?
	And it gets to a point where, you know, if you shift that way or shift this way, you cannot stop recognizing the guy as a person.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	Like, this is how you speak in a specific way.
	You say, Gavin was a cool guy.
	He's a funny guy, but he got into race and how everything is racist and defending.
	And now it's all he talks about and he's not fun anymore.
	That's not true, but I get what you're saying.
	Or Gavin is a funny guy.
	He says a lot of shit.
	So there's like, imagine a library of quotes.
	And if you want to make him to be a racist, you'll find like quotes out of context where you can frame that.
	And now that person becomes David Duke to you.
	That's also not true, but I get it.
	But all this ambiguous pot talk of shift this way and shift that way.
	And we're all people.
	And sounds like fucking astrology.
	Sounds like the art world.
	You know what happened last night with my daughter?
	So I started taking their phones at 10 p.m.
	Saying, no more phones.
	They go in the charger downstairs.
	And my son, he likes to watch the baseball game while he's playing video games.
	I take it at 10.
	And he goes, Jesus Christ.
	I go, just so you know, taking the Lord's name in vain, that's fuck.
	Like you're saying a very bad word there.
	Did you know you're swearing?
	Because he doesn't like to swear much.
	And then my daughter, I noticed she was crying.
	But I think she was crying before.
	And she's got a birthday coming up.
	And so I get this theory in my head.
	And I love solving problems, especially social problems.
	Like half the time I'm at a bar with a barmate, I'm like, all right, so you're single.
	All right, what kind of guy are we looking for?
	Where are we going to meet him?
	Like, I want to fix lies.
	I find that fun little Rubik's Cube kind of puzzle.
	Of course, with you, you won't take the most basic of advice like go make sure you don't have fucking Lyme disease or maybe don't try to kill a fly like this.
	He's so stupid that he doesn't roll up the fly thing.
	We have flies in the studio, we didn't take out the garbage all week.
	This is how you kill a fly, but when you go like this, you're pushing the air, so the air just pushes it out of the way.
	He's been chasing a fly around with a where's the book?
	Oh, it's a little um throw it over here.
	Pamphlet.
	He's been chasing a fly with this Pendleton thing.
	So I've killed tons of flies in my day.
	I used to work.
	It doesn't sound like it.
	No, but the small ones, you could usually, if they're close enough to the wall, you know what I mean?
	Like.
	I think you mean fruit flies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, it wasn't a real fly.
	It was a fruit fly.
	That's not doesn't get.
	And you know how you catch a fruit fly, you just go.
	Yeah, you could do that.
	Sure.
	But I'm saying if they're close enough to the wall, they will display, like the air will make them go like away.
	But if it's this big, they can only go so far away, it's going to cover them.
	Yeah, that's what it takes.
	You have to be a centimeter from the fly to make this stupid plan work.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's tough.
	That's dangerous.
	So she's crying.
	Not blubbering, right?
	But I can tell she's crying.
	And I think I go upstairs.
	I go, okay, I think I know what's wrong.
	Because she still has her city friends from when we lived there.
	And now she has her suburban friends.
	The city friends are obviously cooler.
	I don't know who she likes more, but let's guess that the Brooklyn friends are cooler than the suburban friends.
	So I go, what's the problem here?
	You want to have two separate parties and you want the Brooklyn friends to sleep over here, but mom says that she doesn't know them well enough.
	And then you're thinking they don't mix.
	So you're trying to choose between both and you're not sure.
	What if I only have a Brooklyn party, but then the girls aren't allowed to sleep over and now I don't have a sleepover?
	And she goes, I don't want to talk about it.
	And I go, well, I want to help.
	I feel like I could help you with this problem because it's just a matter of like probabilities and it's math.
	And she goes, I don't want to talk about it.
	And I go, just tell me the rough parameters of the problem and I'll help you logically solve it.
	And she goes, why are you coming into my bedroom and demanding that I tell you what's wrong?
	I just sort of went, walked out of the room.
	Pretty good point.
	Pretty, pretty good point.
	If she was in my room, I might have a case, but you're not allowed to walk into someone's room and demand to know why they're sad.
	That was one of my items on the news.
	That's a good point.
	Speaking of kids, so I've been thinking about this, and I was talking to that doctor right at that think tank thing when I was the court jester.
	And he basically made it very clear that this is a phenomenally unusual disease in that it's so fucking contagious.
	Nothing like this has ever been so contagious.
	Basically, everyone got it.
	Everyone's had it.
	It's everywhere.
	Fortunately, it's not very tough.
	So you got it and you can handle it.
	And it's not like the flu in that the flu wasn't that contagious.
	And when you got it, it was a fucking doozy.
	This one isn't a doozy.
	I know you've heard people say, oh my God, it wiped me out.
	They're fats and olds or losers and diabetics or something.
	Gavin McKinnon said, everyone who dies is a loser.
	We'll get to that, the Atlantic thing.
	My brain just.
	Everybody that gets COVID.
	Right.
	So it's olds and fats.
	So the problem with it is it gets everyone in all of the world and it only kills olds and fats, but it means that all these olds and fats are dying like fucking crazy.
	So it really should be called the Olds and Fats Disease.
	OF.
	The OF.
	The OMFG.
	Old Mutated Fats Genes.
	Old Mutated Fat Genes.
	O-M-F-G.
	And so you think, well, kids don't get it.
	So why are kids staggering all the schoolwork?
	You wouldn't believe my kids' schedule.
	My three kids, three different schools, three different schedules.
	I could hire a full-time driver and he would be busy all day, picking up, dropping off.
	I said to my son, who's kind of near his school, you know, you're fucked, right?
	Like we've got two parents.
	That's two kids we can chauffeur.
	You're just going to have to make it there on your own.
	And then he goes, well, I'm not taking my bike in the winter.
	I go, why not?
	Well, it'll be too cold.
	Okay, so you'll walk because it's too cold to ride a bicycle?
	You're just out in the cold longer.
	It's faster.
	It's faster.
	People go, oh, I can't take my bike.
	It's raining.
	Yeah, but you're going to walk in the rain.
	But you do have the wind, the wind and the rain.
	I feel like it accelerates both.
	So?
	Yeah.
	The only argument with the bike is that the back tire splashes you.
	Right.
	But if you have a fender on your back tire, there's no reason to ever put walking over any bicycle.
	Unless it's like five feet of snow.
	But in that case, you're going, uh, uh, uh, uh, and it's never that way in New York.
	Fucking pussies.
	The way they close shit down here when it snows this much.
	New York is pussy town when it comes to snow.
	In Montreal, you know that little, there's the sidewalk, then there's that little strip, and then there's the road?
	I guess it's basically the curb.
	That will be 13 feet high.
	You'll be in the sidewalk, and you could punch through the wall to see the road, to see if there's cars there.
	You can be in like a tunnel on the sidewalk.
	People get snowed into their homes.
	Yeah.
	Any his.
	So the risk is not that kids get COVID.
	It's that they give it to teachers.
	Okay.
	But the teachers will be fine unless they're fat or old.
	Well, their teachers aren't old.
	75-year-olds are not teachers, but there are a lot of fat teachers.
	So we are living under the tyranny of the overfed, the overindulged.
	These fat fucking pig teachers that can't stop stuffing their face.
	I've totally changed education.
	People are in plexiglass.
	They're going on staggered schedules because they're petrified of getting your fat ass sick.
	So while you sat there eating Haagen-Doss all summer because you get two months off and having Netflix benders with fucking fried chicken buckets all around the side of the couch, because of that, my kids are fucked out of an education where we're spending the highest taxes in the world.
	And you get two months off to get fatter so we can worry more about getting you sick?
	Fuck you.
	All right, let's get down to this Proud Boy story everyone wants me to talk about.
	The story going around is that Proud Boys in Oregon beat the shit out of someone with a baseball bat.
	A, they didn't beat the shit out of him.
	B, it was a pole, not a bat.
	And C, what the fuck are we supposed to do?
	It's been 100 days.
	Proud boy's seen video tagging, but with bat.
	She doesn't, is she an immigrant, Kelly Yell?
	It's not a bat, it's a pole.
	It was, you could have called it a baseball bat right around the time baseball was being invented.
	Nobody talked about the fucking pole whacker guy in Kalamazoo.
	Yeah, it's the craziest thing.
	We're called violent because out of the hundred times you see violence on TV, one time it's proud boys fighting back.
	And these aren't proud boys.
	They're three percenters who are great guys.
	But I'm realizing now proud boys is just an adjective for a patriot who, very patriotic Trump supporter who's willing to fight back.
	A proud boy.
	No, you need the shirt, dudes.
	It's a club.
	Okay, this is the guy with the bat.
	Look at his bat.
	Bonk.
	But look at that.
	Oh my God, I've never noticed that before.
	The guy who gets hit with the bat isn't that guy on the ground.
	Really?
	Yeah, go back.
	Make him full screen.
	So he bonks someone's helmet with his pole, and then the other guy gets tackled, and I think he gets temporarily knocked out when he hits the ground, just like I did with jail.
	Look, bonk with the black guy.
	Oh, wait.
	He runs away.
	Oh, yeah.
	Bonk on his helmet.
	That guy's fine.
	So just focus on that bonk for now.
	He runs away.
	He's just fine.
	He's got a helmet on.
	Got a helmet on.
	So that's conflict one.
	Now go back and now keep your eyes on the left.
	So this asshole is being a dick.
	They're there to stop the rally.
	He shoves him.
	He just pushes red guy.
	He's unconscious for one second.
	Hits him in the helmet.
	Bonks him.
	Bonk, bonk.
	Gives him two good punches.
	He's fine.
	And leaves him alone.
	National news.
	Nobody world star stomps him.
	Yeah, there's no world star.
	Zero.
	Zero.
	He does have a Proud Boy's flag.
	They're hitting him with some.
	That is a Proud Boy's flag.
	She gives him a little squirt.
	Yeah.
	You guys got away easy.
	By the way, what did you go there for?
	You went there for a fight.
	This is mutual combat.
	What did you go there to argue?
	You went there to kick MAGA ass.
	I believe they call it taking scalps.
	And that's meant to mean beating up patriots and taking their hats.
	This is violent.
	You call that violent?
	You ain't seen nothing yet.
	Go to 1-3.
	I think there's more of it there.
	Oh my god, I just figured out what the dead animal smell is.
	What?
	What?
	It's my shoes.
	No, it's not.
	Yes, because I was wearing no socks all summer.
	And I would put Armenhammer baking soda in the shoes.
	Oh my God, that's dank.
	It doesn't even smell.
	So it's baking soda, Armenhammer baking powder, soda, whatever you call it.
	Yeah.
	That crotch powder, that was in my shoes.
	So it's resty feet, plus the powder is the same smell as a dead mouth.
	It doesn't even sound like, it smells like feet at all.
	It smells like mildewy cloth.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	What the hell, man?
	Oh, we solved that mystery.
	Did I buy new shoes?
	You're like, it's traveling with me everywhere I go.
	I'm going to buy new shoes after this.
	Nice.
	Let's go shopping.
	Born to shop.
	Oh, you wearing your cons too?
	Me too.
	See, Kamala Harris is all over the news for wearing Chuck Taylors.
	No?
	Yeah.
	She's wearing black low-cuts.
	Folks, at home, you cannot wear any color of Chucks after the age of 32.
	Girls get away with more than boys, but what, she's 60?
	Those have to be white.
	Are those knockoff chucks?
	A grown man wears...
	A grown person wears non-colored chucks.
	Black chucks are from 0 to 20 years old.
	Excuse me, chucks of color.
	Chucks of color.
	She's wearing American chucks of color.
	So yeah, go to 1-3.
	So this is a thread here, right?
	Oh, yeah, so this is a whole thread of it.
	Yeah, I kept saying these aren't Proud Boys, but I did see a Proud Boy flag.
	So there's at least one.
	But my big takeaway from this is who gives a fuck?
	Like, how is this news?
	They go there ready to fight.
	It was a right-wing MAGA rally, and they got their asses kicked.
	Like, this is high school-level importance.
	When I went to the Earl of March High School, A.Y. Jackson used to come over to fuck with us, and we would fight them all the time.
	It did not make national news.
	There's no serious damage here.
	Look at this.
	Look at the way it acts.
	What is it?
	I think it's a chick.
	Oh, dude.
	And then they get arrested immediately.
	How dare they?
	The message that the media puts out is that Crowdboys and cops are best friends, which they are, but cops let them get away with this.
	That's not true.
	And it's frustrating, too, because we're the law and order club, and they throw us in prison.
	Go to 1-4.
	There's another misunderstanding here.
	Yeah, Enrique goes, those aren't our guys.
	And I go, I don't care.
	What's the matter with what they did?
	Someone picked their nose and someone called them a proud boy for picking their nose.
	They just picked their nose.
	This violence is the same importance as a nose picking.
	So he, Enrique thought this was Anne insulting Proud Boys.
	I absolutely positively would not want any of these Portland Proud Boys as my president.
	In addition, Jack, I think Trump has done a wonderful job quelling 100 straight days of Antifa riots.
	It's called sarcasm.
	And Ann was banned for about five days for saying, someone said something about Kyle Rittenhouse.
	I want him for my bodyguard.
	And I think Ann Coulter retweeted that and said, I want him for my president.
	That got her suspended.
	So now she's saying, Oh, no, no, no, I would never say anything like that.
	And she's sarcastically saying she loves the fucking proud boys and they've saved her life about twice.
	And I was just thinking, Ron Hart, Max's defense lawyer in that trial, he should have brought Anne, who would talk about how they've protected her from violent Antifa many times.
	And maybe the girls, the blondes in the jury would identify with her.
	Maybe not.
	They also have a poisonous hatred for her.
	Yeah, that person.
	They don't see her as a person.
	They'd like her to die.
	If Ann Coulter was like brained with a cinder block, people would make cinder block jokes.
	It'd be a holiday.
	It would be a t-shirt that had a cinder block that said like, bye-bye, Ann Coulter.
	Yeah.
	She's so nice, too.
	She's the best.
	She's also very tough, though.
	Like, remember when I got in that fight with Robert Downey?
	This was the guy, the old SNL writer.
	He wrote all their funny stuff for 20 years.
	And he called me during when the shit was going down with my house.
	And he said, if there's anything I can do.
	And I just had enough of platitudes.
	And I yelled at him and said, don't give me fucking platitudes, Robert.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	And she brought that up recently.
	And she goes, he's still shaking to this day.
	Go ahead, take it.
	Go to 1-6.
	Yeah, he's the guy in the Eddie Murphy sketch who Eddie Murphy goes to buy a newspaper.
	He wrote that sketch, but he's also the one where he gives him money.
	He goes, what are you doing?
	He goes, I'm giving you money for this newspaper.
	And he goes, there's no one around.
	Go ahead, take it.
	And he goes, just take it.
	Oh, okay.
	That sketch is kind of a parody of how blacks see white America.
	It's a very anti-BLM sketch.
	What's this?
	Oh, I love this one.
	Let's do this.
	Yeah.
	Just choose, check, check, chill, check, chill.
	Just don't police the protesters.
	Really?
	Yeah, we're back.
	Really?
	I was just hugging you.
	Yeah, I know.
	I just want to tell you.
	Movesty!
	I was just hugging you.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Isn't that great?
	I was just hugging you.
	She started out saying, you want to fight?
	Let's do this.
	She waved what looks like a dildo.
	Show it one more time.
	Is that a dildo she's waving?
	What's a flashlight?
	You want to fight?
	Let's do this.
	How about less than a fight?
	I just arrest you.
	Wait, what?
	I was just talking.
	It's about context, honey.
	We wouldn't do that too if you were leaving Starbucks.
	But here at the riot, 1-7.
	This is funny.
	This is a female cop getting shoved by Antifa.
	Again, females on both sides should not be in this.
	Female cops should not exist and they should not be at riots.
	I'll say it once.
	I'll say it a million times.
	They are just human radios and they put our male officers in danger.
	Sorry, ladies, but you end up escalating the situation.
	Sometimes you're aware that you're not tough enough to take on this black guy beating his wife, so you overcompensate and act too tough.
	And now the male officer is in danger.
	Someone's going to grab a gun.
	If you're not a big man who can take down a big man, get out of here.
	That goes for Antifa, proud boys, cops.
	Bye-bye.
	It's a fight.
	They're not for girls.
	So watch this female cop get shoved.
	Oh, wow.
	But here's what's amazing about that.
	And by the way, did you hear the narration?
	She goes, they're spray-painting us.
	Yes.
	They're doing it.
	They're graffiti on our faces.
	We look awesome.
	I feel like I'm promoting this book a little too much.
	Let's get it out of here.
	They're spray-painting us?
	If you shove a male cop, he's going to get up and kick your ass, or he's going to get teased for the rest of his entire fucking career.
	You'll notice she gets shoved and she just, oh well, I've been shoved.
	Show it again.
	What are you looking up?
	That clip was taken from when they ran in there.
	The cops ran in there with country music playing.
	Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	So she's trying, she's useless at grabbing that person.
	Someone shoves her down.
	Oh, she was trying to arrest a woman.
	A dude shoves her down.
	And look, look, look.
	She's looking at something and ow, that boy.
	Oh, my bad's got rain.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't even think he meant to shove her.
	No, no, she was arresting his girlfriend.
	He's like, fuck off.
	Yeah.
	But he's like, oh, I didn't even push you that hard.
	Didn't want you to fall over.
	I just was trying to get your grip.
	You fell?
	You fell from that?
	He's like, oh, oh.
	Yeah, right before that, you didn't see that?
	The cop started bumping country music.
	To see if a horse ride a cowboy.
	Have you noticed how bad women are at falling, too?
	Yeah, they fall.
	This is how women fall.
	You ready?
	They're just like...
	When I heard about that woman who was killed in Central Park by a cyclist, I have to admit, part of me was like, you died from that?
	Come on.
	Like, it's deeking out of the way.
	I got hit by a car on my bike once and I landed on my feet.
	What is this now?
	A really low-quality shitty compilation of women falling.
	Okay, we're not doing that.
	Oh, I wanted to cover that.
	Maybe I'll do it later.
	This is an interesting story about this black dude, light-skinned black dude, going through a neighborhood yelling White Lives Matter.
	And it's interesting how many white people hate him for it and are giving him the finger.
	Look at the icon.
	Fuck you, White Lives Matter.
	Like, talk about ethnomasochism.
	So she's saying, fuck you, for saying White Lives Matter, and he's smiling at her.
	White Lives Matter, bitch!
	White Lives Matter!
	White Lives Matter!
	White Lives Matter!
	Anybody that supports segregated safe spaces in our colleges is an un-American, bigoted, racist people.
	Now, I would be mad if someone's yelling at me when I'm eating my lunch, but what's the matter with the fact that White Lives Matter is controversial should tell you everything you need to know about 2020.
	What?
	White Lives Don't Matter, brother?
	Really?
	They do.
	Really?
	Did I say anything?
	Then why are you flipping me off?
	White Lives Matter, live towards scum!
	White Lives Matter, live towards scum.
	White Lives Matter!
	White Lives Matter!
	Anybody that supports segregated safe spaces in our colleges that exclude white.
	I guess our side can be annoying too.
	Don't worry, this gets good.
	Where is he?
	It's like being Palm Springs or something.
	Vineyard Vines, that's more of a Northeast thing.
	White Lives Matter!
	White Lives Matter!
	Hampshire Montage.
	Oh, 650.
	What are you trying to look at?
	Is the computer plugged in?
	He's like, yeah.
	Huh?
	Computer.
	I gotta turn off the.
	Why'd you unplug it?
	For the hard drive.
	It requires a It's such a big hard drive, it requires a plug.
	Alright, anyway, go forward in that sketch.
	We're not gonna plug the computer in.
	It's not important, dude.
	It's not important.
	It takes too much time.
	Go back.
	So this keeps going.
	And then these kids decide they're gonna beat him up.
	We're saying white lives matter.
	Europeans ended slavery in the West and in America.
	Slavery still goes on in places such as Lake.
	As we've seen in the news recently, white lives matter and there's nothing wrong with saying that.
	Be happy to be white.
	Be proud of that.
	That guy's gonna fight him.
	Be glad to be white and love everyone.
	Here comes our limptard right here.
	Look at that.
	White lives matter, bitch.
	White lives matter.
	Wait, are you going back to the beginning?
	No.
	White lives matter, brother.
	There's nothing wrong with that, bro.
	White lives matter.
	Yes, come on, brother.
	Spread it everywhere and tell everyone you know there's nothing wrong with being white.
	Is this Joe Rogan catching me getting too into race?
	Being white.
	White lives matter.
	White lives matter.
	White lives matter.
	650 is San Francisco.
	Yes, boys.
	We're out here confronting the Libtart scum.
	The fucking filth is everywhere.
	Woo!
	What's up, little man?
	Peace.
	White Lives Matter.
	White Lives Matter.
	Woo!
	He's very brave, this guy.
	He's not worried about anyone jumping him or kicking his ass.
	Yeah.
	He's got balls.
	Helps being a black guy.
	Helps being a black guy, but something else helps what you're about to see.
	Is this really long?
	Where are we in?
	We're about halfway in.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, skip ahead.
	An army of fucking go back.
	Wait.
	Oh, yes, boys.
	Woo!
	Fucking hell.
	That was kind of British.
	Fucking hell.
	Libtard scum has to be confronted for the moment.
	Gotta watch the language in front of the kids, though.
	Libtards!
	Libtards!
	Yes, boys!
	Fucking Libtards!
	Woo!
	Yes, indeed!
	I think it's about to happen.
	An army of fucking filthy limptards.
	There they are.
	You see them.
	This is a good part.
	This is where the conference is coming from.
	Find someone to kick his ass for saying White Lives Matter.
	Are you?
	All right, you want to come running up?
	Just see what happens, bitch.
	Little Chinese motherfucker thinks he's going to run up.
	Stand down, boy.
	Stand down.
	See this?
	We don't fucking play on this channel.
	Oh, he brandished a weapon.
	Yes.
	Oh, I see.
	See, but it's go back.
	It's fun seeing the guy run like I'm going to kick your ass.
	And then he stops real fast.
	No, he went back way too far, you fucking idiot.
	Sorry, boys.
	They're fucking scum.
	There they go.
	They watch the backpack guy running out the bike.
	Yellow shirt.
	Sorry, boys.
	They're fucking scum.
	Yellow shirt, yellow scum.
	Oh, yeah, you're fucking dead.
	I'm going to kick your fuck.
	Oh, my God.
	Come running up.
	Let's see what happens, bitch.
	Little Chinese motherfucker thinks she's going to run up.
	Stand up, boy.
	That's enough.
	Okay, go to 1.9.
	This black woman was saying, logic, it's seeping in.
	And the logic is this place, BLM, this movement, wants to destroy the nuclear family.
	They said that.
	Who suffers the most?
	No, that's a bad way to put it.
	Who is suffering the most from not having a family unit?
	Black Americans.
	So they're an anti-black American group.
	See, what you're doing is what they want you to do.
	They want you to disrespect a black woman.
	But let me tell you something, black man.
	The only way you are useful to Black Lives Matter is when you're dead.
	They don't care about you.
	Sexy shoes.
	This is very sexy speech.
	I would never understand why a straight black man would push an organization that says they want to dismantle the black family when 67% of children are born to single-parent homes.
	Things that make you sad.
	I think it's 75%, my dear.
	Born to single-parent homes.
	It's just funny how you need to have a gun on you if you're going to say white lives matter.
	Even if you're a black guy.
	For black people to recognize that white lives matter, they had better be armed.
	Hey, that chick looks like that meme where she's wearing that red dress and it says you're all racist on the eraser board, and then it has her PayPal below it.
	Let's see.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	And then here's some black dudes who get it.
	2-0.
	From Tommy Robinson's parlor.
	Look at these guys.
	Tommy hasn't gotten back to me in forever.
	Has he fallen in love with the G-Dog?
	Is that even possible?
	I think I'm at 100% friends that don't like me anymore, right?
	I'm sure it's just...
	He's got 10 different phones.
	That's what it's got to be.
	International calls are expensive.
	Mega Hulk, you almost turned green over there.
	Now I want to know.
	He's in purple.
	Purple.
	What were you telling those guys?
	Well, I was trying to get them to understand.
	First, answer the question.
	Because give him a question for him to answer.
	Because Donald Trump is racist.
	Well, how is he racist?
	That's it.
	These men say, I've seen him quoted saying some racist shit about black people.
	Like what?
	What?
	Nothing.
	You got nothing.
	You keep saying, oh, I heard him say this.
	You know what?
	Just hold on a sec.
	Who has said racial shit about black people?
	And you find me some drunk redneck at a party who's 70 years old.
	That doesn't count.
	Like, who of consequence in anything remotely mainstream has said racial shit about black people?
	I've heard anti-Semitism from Farrakhan and Ice Cube and that stupid kid.
	What's his name?
	Nick Cannon.
	I've heard mainstream anti-Semitism, but like the problem with blacks is from anyone that's not a complete freak.
	Give me an example.
	That Biden clip.
	Yeah, that's about as bad as it gets, but even that's not that bad.
	You got to talk about that video.
	That's it.
	Oh, and they just repeat it and repeat it.
	So I'm like, look, just answer the question.
	But they can't answer the question because they have no facts on their side.
	They have no facts.
	They don't do any research.
	They don't learn.
	I'm hired to learn a few years ago, but he kept crying when he lost.
	Yeah, no, he does not stand a chance against the G. I got worried I was going to break his arm.
	You know, that'd be sad.
	He's a good guy.
	He's a good guy.
	What they believe.
	All they know is what the media narrative tells them to believe, and that's all they parry.
	Organization is fake.
	I personally believe that the BLM movement is fake.
	It has nothing to do with advancing the lives of black people.
	You say they want to break up the family homes.
	Like their main goal is to break up the patriarchal nuclear family.
	They want the men removed out of the family, which is what Democrats want also.
	If BLM really cared about black lives, why would it be solely isolated to incidents where a black life is taken at the hands of a white cop?
	That happens less than 1%.
	Come on.
	Now, wait, wait, wait.
	Now, I like to equate this to, it's the same as if I was in a horrific accident.
	I have a massive head wound.
	I have a leg fracture and a scratch on my finger.
	And here come the first responders, and they want to tend to the scratch in my finger.
	And I'm telling you, what about the wound on my head?
	What about my fractured leg?
	That's what the BLM movement is.
	They're tending to the scratch on my finger, and that's not even what it's about.
	If you want to help us, let us tell you how you can help us.
	Am I the only guy with a boner right now?
	I'm a black American.
	I'm a proud black American.
	But the cut on your finger is perfect.
	And I've heard them use the reverse analogy where they say, your house is deposit.
	They go, you say, cancer is bad.
	And then someone else goes, well, what about pneumonia?
	Lots of people die from pneumonia too.
	No, that doesn't count the numbers.
	The scratch on the finger is a much better thing because we have 20 blacks killed a day in gang warfare.
	And then we have fucking 12 unarmed blacks shot a year.
	That's a scratch on a finger.
	As you can see, black conservatism is the new punk rock.
	You know what I mean?
	What are the rebels?
	Do you want to be cool?
	Come join our cause, man.
	One question.
	Who are we voting for in 2020?
	He just said conservatism is the new punk rock.
	That's me.
	Yeah.
	I'm red-pilling blacks now.
	What's next?
	I got hipsters.
	I got young people.
	I got blue collars.
	Now black dudes are quoting me.
	You're welcome.
	By the way, speaking of gang warfare, this really pisses me off.
	Go to, jump ahead to 2-8.
	Okay, so there was a sh- Jouvert is like a West Indian...
	What is it called?
	It's a Haitian, I think, parade.
	And there's always brutal violence at it.
	It's not cops' fault.
	It's the rival gangs there.
	And the gang members are like 13, 14, 15.
	They're children.
	So there was a, just turn this up.
	So there was a shooting.
	They didn't have the parade this year, but they had, they partied anyway.
	And it was canceled.
	So they ignored it.
	And of course, all these gangs get together and decide to settle their old beefs in the parade where they're not going to get caught.
	Perfect place to kill someone.
	So that's the surface story.
	And you hear that and you go, oh, that's terrible.
	My fucking allergies are driving me nuts today.
	Nice.
	Looks nice.
	Oh.
	That's nice.
	Really hamming it up, are they not?
	Okay, go down.
	So let's look at some of these pictures.
	That's a six-year-old who was shot through the femur.
	I want to come.
	The femur, your femoral artery, that's almost as bad as getting shot in the heart.
	You will bleed out like that.
	So go back, go back, go up and go back.
	Look at that.
	Zoom in on that.
	So that's his sister, right?
	But it's basically his mother.
	The age difference is big enough that she's responsible for him in many ways.
	Okay?
	She's hamming it up for the cameras, making sure sh everyone gets the shot in there.
	Okay.
	how about some culpability for the black moms?
	There's an unpopular opinion coming up.
	You know what time this was?
	10.30, maybe?
	3 a.m.
	Now, I used to wake up my kids in the middle of the night because I had a guy dressed as Santa, and they were fucking zombies.
	So I would pick them up, go, look, Santa's there.
	And they go, uh-uh.
	3 a.m. is meant to be late for a child.
	That kid is six.
	Kids should be in when it's dark out.
	We could talk about 15-year-olds, 16-year-olds, maybe.
	They're on their bikes and they got lights on their bikes and they're driving around the suburbs, maybe.
	Not in gang territory, like this.
	Not during Jolette, like this.
	If you want to go party at Jolette, then get a babysitter or something.
	That's the sister.
	That's one of the sisters, not the crying sister.
	But again, hamming it up.
	Why did you allow your six-year-old brother to be out on the streets?
	That's another woman, right?
	She was out with her little kid.
	He was shot.
	A separate thing.
	And now she's the victim.
	No, it's your fault.
	It's your fault.
	Why are your kids out?
	A six-year-old should be winding it up around 7 p.m.
	Come inside when it's dark.
	Wind it up 7 p.m.
	Maybe have a bath, right?
	Mom reads you a story at 8.
	You should be asleep by 8.30 p.m.
	Every time I go through the hood late at night, South Bronx, Harlem, New York City, I see little fucking kids, black kids, all over the place.
	I don't think they have a clock.
	I don't think, I think the way these kids are raised is the sun just goes up and down in the background.
	And you just wake up when you're awake and you go to bed when you're tired.
	And there's a lot of action happening at night, so you tend to stay up with the grown-ups.
	You know, in the hood, Dominicans, they celebrate Christmas 24th all night.
	So the kids, they're sleeping by the tree.
	They're not allowed to open their presents till midnight.
	So the kids are playing with their toys from midnight to 3 a.m.
	That's fucked up.
	Kids shouldn't be up that late.
	Why was your child...
	Imagine it happened to some suburban white person.
	Their child was up at 3 a.m. and got shot during a fucking gang war.
	Imagine I told you that.
	Hey, my youngest got shot.
	Oh, really?
	Where was he?
	Oh, it was 3 a.m.
	We were in the barrio.
	We were in East Harlem.
	People go, what the fuck were you doing there?
	At 3 a.m., you're basically asking for it.
	Yeah, that is weird that it's just accepted.
	Dave Chappelle even has a bit on like how common it is to see just like a baby on the street.
	Be like, hey, baby, what are you doing?
	And the kid's just like, shut the fuck up.
	It's just, yeah, you would see that.
	You know what happens with my mom?
	It's like you'd be out somewhere and then you're supposed to go home, but she gets a little saucy.
	So now you're just out all night and they forget that you're a child.
	You don't forget your son's a child.
	In fact, there was some local TV network in New York that had noticed this issue and they said, it's 10 p.m.
	Do you know where your children are?
	I remember that.
	Remember that?
	Oh, yeah.
	So I'm not saying we have to arrest these women, but how about something a little less than chronic ass-bleeding sympathy for this woman?
	How about a few questions like, what was he doing there?
	And then, how about the mothers of the 15-year-old gangbangers?
	That was the Crips.
	New York City is basically all bloods, but there's maybe, out of bloods and crips, it's like 10 to 1.
	But it was some Crip and some other, they were called like the Fountain Kings, or I forget what they're called.
	It was some gang beef.
	So surely at this stage, you know, there's going to be gang beef.
	And fucking, they're going to retaliate.
	So don't have a kid anywhere near that festival.
	Don't have him at the Puerto Rican Day parade.
	Don't have him at the Caribbean parade.
	They're dangerous places.
	So yeah, I think in that picture, she's being overly dramatic.
	And I think she should be going, what the fuck have I done?
	What have I done?
	And I don't care that it's the sister.
	If you're in the hood, you're probably doing as much child rearing as your mom.
	And you should be making sure your six-year-old is safe at home.
	I saw this reminds me of, I get accused of calling Jada Pinkett Smith a monkey, and I've explained the joke before.
	This actually came up in Max and John's trial.
	Do you like what he calls black people monkeys?
	He never did that.
	The joke was my son, when he was five, we'd watch nature documentaries, and he thought that the animals in it were actors.
	So like when you see an elephant, it's a professional acting elephant who's in a movie because actors are in movies, so this must be an actor.
	And then we were watching this thing on Capuchin monkeys.
	We had seen two, and he thought he was recognizing one from the other documentary.
	And he goes, oh, that's my favorite monkey actress.
	And so around the same time, Jada Pinkett Smith did this big thing about how Oscar's so white.
	And I was joking around that pretending that America is as racist as she thinks, and it's not.
	And they see her as a monkey actress.
	So I said, yeah, she's my favorite monkey actress.
	Obvious silly joke.
	Doesn't really deserve to be come up.
	But speaking of blacks hamming it up, there's a new rule here.
	Go to 2.6.
	There's a new rule that you can only get an Oscar if your movie is inclusive.
	And then Kirsty Alley says, can you imagine telling Picasso what had to be in his fucking paintings?
	So now the Oscars are dealing with this problem of Oscar so white and changing the rules.
	Now, here's a weird thing.
	And we talked about this during the Jada Pinkett Smith thing.
	This is today's news or yesterday's news, but the Oscar so white thing was from like four or five years ago.
	This is like, go up.
	She's right.
	This is a disgrace to artists everywhere.
	Can you imagine telling Picasso?
	You people have lost your minds.
	Control artists, control individual thought, Oscar Orwell.
	I've been in the motion picture industry for 40 years.
	The Academy celebrates freedom of unbridled artistry expressed through movies.
	The new rules to qualify for best picture are dictatorial.
	Dictatorial.
	Dictatorial.
	Dictatorial.
	Anti-artist.
	Hollywood, you're swinging so far left, you're bumping into your own dick, I assume.
	Ass.
	You can't say ass.
	But we looked into this when it first happened.
	About 14% of Oscars are awarded to blacks, and that's what they represent in the population.
	In fact, I'm kind of suspicious of that because it's very rare that someone's talent is exactly the same as their representation in the population.
	Short, fat Chinese guys are probably 2% of the population.
	They're 0% of the NBA.
	So it's something, it should get your, it should prick up your ears when someone is in the pizza pie of a field exactly as they are in the population.
	But go to this.
	I don't usually cite YouTubers, but I couldn't find the exact original chart for all this.
	So just this one part.
	First, I looked at the overall population of the United States by ethnic percentages.
	63% of the U.S. population is white.
	13.2% is black.
	17% is Hispanic.
	And 4.7% Asian.
	Over the past 20 years, 12.5% of Oscar recipients in the acting category have been black.
	While 13% of the general population is black, a difference of less than 1%.
	Compare that with 4%.
	0.5% off.
	I've never seen something so accurate, which implies that they're getting more Oscars than they should.
	I think if you want to get Oscars up, why don't you talk to some of these moms and sisters who let their kids out at 3 a.m. and then start overacting when they're shot?
	Go back to that picture.
	Look at that.
	Like, you fucking bitch.
	days ago how trump's view of the military seems to echo sunny corleon god keep going there's more and then here he is talking to about his interview with obama sense of where he thinks the u.s is headed china represents a threat and an opportunity in his mind i mean this goes to his general predisposition toward dealing more with asia and less with with the middle east this is the
	pivot to to asia but he clearly hasn't been able to pivot as much as he would have liked no well this is the point you know once i i i mean i turned to him once and i mean because i i like movies as much as he does um i turned to him once were you guys on a road trip like thelma and louise it wasn't during an interview where were you just playing golf no no no i he stays at my house we're roommates and we both love movies like what a what a queer thing to say this is what i hated about obama's presidency is not so much Obama,
	but the sycophants who kissed his ass and pretended they were friends.
	Barry.
	I call him Barry.
	I turned to him once.
	No, dude, you were interviewing him for The Atlantic.
	You didn't turn to him.
	He loves movies as much as I do.
	That's also just made up.
	He has no idea what Barack Obama thinks about films.
	Since he clearly hasn't been able to...
	As much as he does.
	And I know that he's a fan of the Godfather movie.
	There's a moment when Michael Corleone, who's trying to be legitimate, realizes that the mob will always have him pulling him back.
	And he says, just when I, and I mentioned this scene, and I said, you know, and Michael Corleone says, just thought I was out.
	And Obama finished the sentence.
	They pulled me back in.
	And I think that's the way he understands the Middle East, which is there are.
	Like, we're up against children.
	That is embarrassing.
	They willfully ignore the truth and they don't just bend their own version.
	They just completely fabricate shit.
	Like this David Cross thing, the Lincoln Project just videoized.
	Do you know what I'm talking about?
	Yeah.
	No, you don't.
	I've seen that thing.
	No, you haven't.
	Well, I scrolled past it.
	I didn't watch it.
	I'll show you.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, this is a fun little video put together by the Lincoln Project.
	The Lincoln Project is a bunch of tiresome never-Trumpers, including that unemployed egg face, Rick Wilson, and Kellyanne Conway's grumpy husband.
	And what they do is they just shit on Trump and they get money from the left because, ooh, even Republicans hate him.
	Like these guys are Republicans.
	They're rhinos, okay?
	They're rhinos.
	So what they do is they kiss the ass of the uninformed left and use that as more leftist propaganda.
	So Sarah Silverman is forwarding this.
	I can recognize the voice.
	It's my old pal, David Cross, literally my old pal.
	And I just wanted to go through it.
	Now, Ryan, be ready to fucking pause because this is a run-on sentence and every second of it is jam-packed with errors.
	So let's just go through it.
	I am starting to regret my vote for Trump.
	I know.
	I bought land with this guy.
	We built homes together.
	He was my best friend, inseparable pals.
	And obviously, we never agreed politically, but that was fun arguing about it and stuff.
	I managed to convince him that immigration is a problem.
	It took me a year and a half to convince him that open borders are bad.
	And then as soon as I stopped pushing it, he went back to open borders.
	So I don't know if lefties and righties can be pals.
	Especially this lefty and this righty.
	You guys, I know.
	I can overlook, and I'm okay with the blatant racism.
	But stop.
	Okay, blatant racism.
	Now, you can't really cite David for these pictures because the Lincoln Project added to this.
	So we don't know what David's example of blatant racism would be.
	I'm sure it's fucking bullshit because he's not racist.
	But this picture is a full-page ad that he took out in the New York Times.
	Because it has writing around the side of it, it must be an article about this picture.
	But this was a full page in the Times about the Central Park V. Or as MSNBC calls them, the exonerated five.
	Yes, they were exonerated by bullshit evidence.
	There is a mountain of evidence against the Central Park Five.
	The best they could do on their own before any of this bullshit, before Netflix did a series where they had them in sweater vests carrying their little clarinet boxes, was, he didn't rape her.
	He just held her legs down while the other guys raped her.
	They beat the living shit out of her.
	Five men did.
	Yes, a lunatic confessed to it later.
	A fucking mentally ill retard.
	We had tons of evidence.
	Oh, you didn't have DNA.
	They didn't do DNA back then.
	They framed themselves, those fuckers.
	They said things like, I just took her Walkman and touched her tits a little bit.
	This woman who's still suffering from brain damage from that, what was that, 35 years ago?
	She still has trouble from the beating that was so severe they thought she was dead.
	We've talked about this a million times.
	And Coulter's written about it extensively.
	It is very clear that they were guilty.
	If you don't think they're guilty, you have not looked into it.
	Even the tapes where you see this so-called interrogation, it's clear that they are guilty.
	And as you sit here and call it racist to criticize the Central Park V, I want you to remember the woman who does seminars now for neurologists to talk about brain damage.
	I want you to think about her the next time you say it's racist to criticize gang rape, which is what this is saying.
	Okay, go another millisecond.
	Crass sexism.
	Stop.
	See, this is really the problem with nerds and this Warren Trump.
	And it's why most beta males and people who don't really get laid hate him.
	Because he represents proud 80s sexuality.
	This is the way it was back then.
	You'd grab a girl's ass voluntarily.
	You wouldn't do it if they didn't let you.
	That's coming up later.
	But you thought hot girls at Hooters were hot.
	You enjoyed Hooters.
	Beta male comedians don't like Hooters.
	They don't like strip clubs.
	They don't like girls in high-heel shoes.
	They think they should wear comfortable shoes.
	Why be uncomfortable?
	They're not sexual beings.
	When I was a kid in the 80s, Burt Reynolds was in Playgirl with all his fucking chest hair hanging out.
	You want to fuck me.
	I'm hot.
	Sex was, it was ironically very sex positive.
	The nerds, when they do sex positive, it's like polyamorous and five ugly dudes with one fat chick, and then she gets pregnant and the other guy kills the baby and just like depraved sexuality is the sexuality.
	Back in the 80s, and when Trump says make America great again, he means the 80s.
	He means hot chicks.
	The only time you see a woman strut like she used to in the 80s is when it's a fucking drag queen.
	Remember we were talking about that?
	What was her name?
	She was on the cover of some Laverne Cox.
	I saw her in some commercial for some, I don't know, burger or some shit.
	And I'm seeing these high-heeled boots and I go, oh, women are Back.
	They're sexy again.
	They realize, no, it's a dude.
	I'm looking at a fucking dude's high-heeled boots.
	So, crass sexism is just really nerd talk for normal, libidinous men and women who enjoy being beautiful.
	It used to be the norm.
	Let's make it the norm again.
	And the deranged narcissism.
	Okay, that's almost a point.
	Like, I'll give you, I'll give you a 0.5 for that.
	So, out of this litany, we're at 0.5.
	But can you be a president of the United States without being a deranged narcissist?
	And David would fucking blow Obama on a regular basis.
	My God.
	We didn't speak after Obama was elected because I said something like, he's not the Messiah, guys.
	Chill out.
	And David put some comment on my website, like, I guess I'm never coming here again, something like that.
	I'll go to any other millions of sites just like it.
	I was like, what?
	What the fuck are you doing?
	And Obama was the king of narcissism.
	Look at Michelle Obama.
	She just finished a book called Becoming Michelle.
	It might as well be called me.
	So narcissism and politics are inseparable.
	It's Hollywood for ugly people.
	And it seems to me that it's a strange thing to pick up, to pick at.
	You know what I mean?
	This is going to come up later, too.
	So I'll give you a 0.5 because, yeah, talk to Coulter.
	The me, me, me stuff does kind of get annoying to us conservatives.
	But you'll notice anytime there's a valid complaint here, it'll be a complaint that conservatives, sorry, not lefts also make.
	Pandering the Nazis.
	Pause.
	By the way, not left sort of sounds like nut left.
	It makes me think of my left nut.
	Which I'm fine with.
	It's like Proud Boys.
	I like the name.
	I like even this humor in it.
	D's nuts.
	We don't have to go over this, do we?
	He said there was two things happening in Charlottesville.
	One was the illusion, and that was this is just about statues.
	It's what they tried to sell me on.
	And I smelled a rat and said, fuck you, I'm not going, nor are Proud Boys.
	After that, it was the Jews will not replace us, the Tiki torching and all that, which no Proud Boys did.
	No Proud Boys did any of this.
	So Trump shows up, and he realizes we're about to get into a civil war, which we're in now.
	So he predicted this.
	And he thought, if I just say, fuck these assholes, we got to get them on the streets.
	These are all Nazis, which is not true.
	Then it's really going to, we're going to have rioting everywhere.
	So he says, look, this is a little more nuanced.
	Okay.
	There was an event before that.
	There was the guys who were there for the statues.
	There were the people there who didn't want the statues.
	Okay, that's a valid argument.
	And I still think it's valid.
	I'm on the side of don't touch the statues, but I get the argument.
	And as a Canadian, maybe it's not my place to talk to you about slavery.
	But so he was saying those people had good people on both sides.
	Then he said there was also the bad people.
	Now he's talking about this, the second event.
	And the bad people here were the fucking Antifa lunatics and these Nazis.
	He disavowed, criticized, said these people are bad several fucking times.
	It's like the David Duke thing where they go disavow him.
	He goes, I don't know David Duke.
	They go disavow and disavow.
	Eventually he goes, okay, yeah, you got me.
	I don't like David Duke.
	And they go, it took him way too long to disavow.
	So there was zero pandering to Nazis.
	Zero.
	I noticed this, by the way, just pause.
	I said once, when I was in Israel, we were at the Holocaust Museum, and the guide said, he's showing us all the shoes and the books of the dead Jews.
	And he goes, and there are people out there who deny that this ever happened.
	And it bothered me that he didn't know the argument of the Holocaust deniers.
	And their argument, which I don't advocate, their argument is, no, they were not gassed.
	And there was not 6 million.
	It was about 300,000.
	And they were starved to death by the Allies bombing the infrastructure.
	And they couldn't get the POWs food.
	And they starved.
	I don't believe that.
	But that's what they believe.
	And after making that, saying what I just said, now I'm called a Holocaust denier sympathizer, or I sympathize with Holocaust deniers.
	So what they've done is they've just turned the Nazi thing into this goopy tar, like venom.
	And when you touch it, even to say, go away, it gets on your hands and then it's on your shirt.
	Now you're got the Nazi tar all over you.
	The Nazi tar.
	Supporting pedophiles.
	Look, when you're a fucking billionaire, you appear at parties with billionaires.
	It's a very small group of people.
	I think Mar-a-Lago is $50,000 to join.
	You have to verify that.
	And Trump's attitude, and this is why the real old money rich hate him, is that he said, if you got the money, you're in.
	So he ended up with, that's kind of a side thing.
	He ended up with Catholics and Jews and blacks.
	And a lot of the old school wasps didn't like him because he took away the elitism of country clubs.
	He's Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, okay?
	He's gauche.
	He's from the hood.
	He's from Queens.
	So people don't like him being with the elites.
	But anyway, so that's a separate thing.
	So here he is with the elites, and he's posing in photographs.
	One of, I would probably conservatively say, one of a million photographs of him.
	Now, the truth is about Gelaine Maxwell and Epstein is that he didn't want Epstein at Mar-a-Lago.
	Epstein had done something really gross and weird, like grab a masseuse's ass, and not in a cool way where she was into it, but in a bad way.
	Not in a they let them, but in a they don't let them concept, right?
	Which apparently David is very, he hates blatant sexism.
	So he should have been real mad when he discovered that Epstein was molesting the masseuse at Mar-a-Lago.
	Donald Trump found out, booted Epstein.
	Get the fuck out of here, pig.
	And when Epstein came up later, Trump clearly was excited that Epstein was getting in the news because he said, oh, Clinton is, there's going to be some problems there.
	Going to be some problems.
	Because he knew that Clinton had been going to pedophile island.
	Like, look at this.
	Supporting pedophiles.
	And Again, David didn't choose these pictures, but supporting pedophiles, he clearly means Epstein right there, right?
	Clinton was Epstein's best pal.
	How many times did he go to that fucking rape island?
	29?
	And your criticism is that, well, Trump was even more in bed with him.
	Look, he's in a photograph with him.
	No, he booted him out, and your boy Clinton blew him.
	Not literally.
	Boarding pedophiles and proudly bragging about being a sexual predator.
	Can you believe we're still going with this fucking?
	I honestly am surprised.
	I'm hard to shock.
	I'm very hard to shock.
	But I am shocked that we are still talking about that stupid joke on the motherfucking bus.
	Can you believe it?
	Can you believe it?
	All right, let me explain to people who have never been in a similar situation.
	He's with little tiny Billy Bush, whatever his name is, right?
	Trump's the big dude.
	He's got the reputation.
	When you're in a situation like that and you're really tall and the guy's short and you're a winner and the guy's kind of a loser, you want to sort of break the ice.
	So instead of saying, hello, Billy, let's get this interview going, you want to break it down and show that you're a dude.
	You're just a regular guy.
	So what do you do?
	You can riff about shitting.
	That's a good one.
	You can be like, oh, fuck.
	Shit, my pants last night, which we see George Brett do, right?
	That's a good way to bond explosive diarrhea.
	So much lettuce in the bowl that you could eat it and it would be like eating a salad.
	It wouldn't even be gross.
	That's a good riff, right?
	Another way to demean yourself is sex.
	And you say, I fucking hit on her so many times, nothing.
	And in that riff, you'll hear him say, I bought her furniture.
	I bought her all this stuff.
	And then I realized, this isn't going anywhere.
	She doesn't want to fuck me.
	He said something like that in that same thing.
	So it's about demeaning me, right?
	And then putting you up.
	So now we're equal.
	Now we can riff.
	Now we can, the interview is going to be more fun.
	Part of this riffing is he talks about this weird phenomenon with groupies, which do exist.
	I know it's hard for the left to understand, but there are millions of women dying to fuck Donald Trump.
	It's true of all rich and powerful people.
	It's true of all famous people, really.
	You see these guys get laid.
	Look at any remote celebrity.
	He's got some totally hot chick.
	I don't get it, but it's a thing.
	Okay?
	Same with bands.
	The drummer of a band has a woman dying to fuck him just because he's in the band, right?
	And what do they do?
	They want you to grab them by the pussy.
	I've done it when I was single.
	When girls were into me because of vice and shit like that, they come up and I would grab them by the pussy because they wanted me to.
	And they'd go, oh.
	We'd make out.
	I'd grab their asses.
	It's just what groupies do.
	So he's laughing with Billy, who's probably also experienced it on a much smaller scale.
	And he's going, these women, yeah, you grab them by the pussy.
	They let you.
	They let you.
	That's different from grabbing a woman's pussy.
	And this silly little quip to break the ice became legislation in the less mind where Trump was telling everyone to grab every single girl's pussy from birth to death.
	Like at the march, you saw six-year-old girls.
	Like, no one's touching my pussy.
	Thanks.
	Thanks for the wake-up call.
	And openly cheating your employees.
	This is something that even the right gives him shit for, Charles Murray and stuff like that.
	Charles Murray's a never-trumper because he says he fucks over contractors.
	Do me a favor.
	Build in Manhattan, David or Lincoln Project.
	I've built stores, restaurants in Manhattan proper.
	It's a fucking nightmare.
	This is how it works, okay?
	You get a contract, you work at a deal, it's 10 bucks to build this.
	I'm obviously lowering amounts of money.
	Which probably wasn't even 10 bucks before Manhattan was non-native.
	Anyway, it's 10 bucks.
	You get the bill.
	It's 13 bucks.
	You go, what the fuck is this?
	They go, sorry, there was extra costs.
	I had to knock out a window.
	You go, fuck you.
	And you pay them 11.
	They sue you.
	Just before you go to court, you pay 12.
	They didn't get their 13.
	You didn't get your 10.
	That's the way it works.
	Manhattan has not changed since the gangs in New York.
	It's constantly ratzo-rizzo, wheeling and dealing, lying.
	In fact, when you buy something, when you do a deal for 10 bucks in Manhattan, you know in your mind that it's going to be more like 11 or 12.
	So this really means $10 is the base.
	So that's the way it works.
	And then he gets a bad reputation.
	Oh, he doesn't pay people.
	Yeah, you can't pay people what they ask because it's ripoff central.
	Haven't you heard of like the mob hiring people to just sit there on a job site?
	All of that corruption that goes on in construction?
	Are you familiar with the Jacob Javits Center on the West Side Highway?
	That was completely run by the mob.
	The people who built that got fucked up the ass.
	JFK, LaGuardia, all of these stories.
	Look at the fucking Freedom Tower.
	What was that?
	$5 billion over budget?
	It took 13 years to build?
	The Empire State Building and the, what's the other one?
	The Chrysler Building.
	They were built in a year and a half during the Depression.
	Under budget.
	Okay?
	That was a freak anomaly.
	The story of New York is Jacob Javits, airports, all these other places where they have mafia guys sit there and do fuck all.
	So the only way to almost get a fair deal is to appear to fuck over your employers.
	Now, this Trump University thing, I don't think David's alluding to that, but that's another piece of intense retardation that I'll just put on the Lincoln Project.
	Yes, it's not actually a university.
	Nor is Prager University.
	Nor is Monsters University in that stupid Monsters Inc.
	movie.
	Is that where they go?
	Monsters You?
	Nor is the place I take my kids to bounce up and down, Bounce You.
	Okay?
	It's a floral word for a fun course that what's the course about, by the way?
	It's about helping people make money in real estate.
	It's about enriching their lives.
	What is your course?
	Mocking the disabled.
	Pause.
	All right.
	They found a reporter, right, who had talked about Trump, who does have a gimpy little lobster claw, like his mom took thalidomide.
	But it's not easy to find a picture of this guy.
	Usually, when you see him, which is how Trump saw him, it's just the byline picture.
	So you just see it like this.
	Now, so Trump didn't know that the guy he's mocking happened to be disabled.
	Trump, we've seen montages of this where he does it about everyone.
	He has mocked people for being flustered and going, oh, I don't know what's going on a million times.
	It's the character he does for someone out of their league, out of their depth, out of their breadth, who just goes, oh, what's happening?
	It's his go-to thing for someone who is not even retarded, but frantic.
	And then you had Meryl Streep pretending that he was mocking the disabled.
	Do you think anyone is stupid enough to go, I'm handicapped?
	Even if you did think that, you would only do it in the privacy of your own room.
	You wouldn't go on a national stage and go, did you see this guy?
	He's got a fucked up arm.
	Why should we listen to him?
	He's all like, I have a fucked up arm.
	Like, do the math.
	You might do that if you're seven.
	Probably not.
	Five, I could see.
	Six is getting a little old to go, ugh.
	Idiotic.
	Do the math with these things.
	And praising murderous dictators.
	All right.
	Our fear with North Korea was that they were going to bomb South Korea.
	The guy has been impossible to speak to because he's an absolute mental patient in a country that is a mental institution.
	We literally have the lunatics running the asylum in North Korea.
	Trump was the first president who was able to go over there, calm him down, pat him on the back, and say, see, he's a nice boy.
	Good boy, good boy.
	You're not going to be bombing anyone.
	He put out that fire with his kind benevolence.
	He was not praising Kim Jong-un.
	He's criticized their human rights record constantly.
	What he did was over there is just like a rabid dog, he went, good boy, good boy.
	And then he established with that rabid dog that it's going to be in big trouble if it fucks with anyone.
	He put Kim Jong-un in his place.
	The only possible reaction for Trump's visit to North Korea is, thank you.
	And from Trump, you're welcome.
	He put out a fire by being kind, but being strict.
	Tough love is what North Korea got.
	Not love.
	Okay, so this is just like, look, there's so many lies.
	It's the New York Times, Trump's lies.
	And the lies are things like, their favorite one is that he said he had a bigger turnout than Obama.
	And I don't think he did.
	He was wrong there.
	But no one mentions how people showing up to see Trump's inauguration were harassed by Antifa lunatics and lefties that day.
	So it wasn't easy to get there.
	There was fucking monoclonal, and you've seen these monocomaniacs.
	They've been burning down Portland for the past hundred days.
	So you know what they're capable of.
	So that's just one example.
	But people don't get the New Yorkers, and I'm surprised David doesn't.
	The difference between lying, lying is censored.tv has 100,000 subscribers.
	That's a lie.
	Okay.
	Bullshit is censored TV's got billions and millions of subscribers, right?
	That's bullshitting.
	When he says he could shoot someone in the middle of 42nd Street and get away with it, that's bullshitting.
	It's an exaggeration.
	It's New York talk.
	It's fun.
	It's how people talk in bars.
	He knows that you can't literally go, he can't literally go pew and kill a man and get away with it.
	Again, do the math, obviously.
	So most of these are horseshit, but I can't refute them when they're just fuzzy gray lines.
	But the big picture is what this pathological lying is, it's mostly just New York bullshitting and it's never a valid bona fide falsity like Obama does when he pretends that Benghazi was about a video.
	That's lying.
	Pause.
	I don't know what penny vindictive cruelty, petty vindictive cruelty is.
	That doesn't mean anything, right?
	That's just bad words, which is fine.
	You're doing stand-up.
	You're just going to say that's bullshitting, basically.
	This is, you know, he just got called lying.
	They just called bullshit lying.
	This is bullshit.
	Staggering ineptitude.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	The staggering ineptitude.
	The unapologetic corruption.
	Pause.
	Like, what is that?
	And why is the Lincoln Project using Goya?
	It's corrupt that the president supports a corporation where the CEO got a lot of shit for supporting him.
	How is that corruption?
	Is he giving Goya some sort of tax-free status?
	Unapologetic corruption.
	No idea what that means.
	Give me an example.
	The man is the opposite of corrupt.
	He's draining the swamp.
	Why do you think the world is burning right now?
	Why do you think there is so much apoplectic hysteria?
	Because Trump is the first one to just pull the plug out of the bottom and go, let's drain this swamp.
	Let's get rid of all this bullshit.
	You know how many votes he got in Washington, D.C.?
	2%.
	That means tons of Republicans voted against him.
	You know why?
	Because they work in D.C. and they know he's going to fire their ass.
	And the nepotism, the Muz.
	Okay, nepotism.
	Yes.
	That's valid.
	What the fuck is Ivanka Trump doing in the White House?
	So you started with the 0.5.
	You're now at 1.5.
	Congratulations.
	However, Ann Coulter, who I keep mentioning in this because she's my favorite Trump critic from the right, was furious about Ivanka and didn't want to see Donald Trump anywhere.
	What are you doing?
	It broke?
	Oh.
	Don't go look up other stuff.
	I just want to keep that there.
	Yeah, so the one time you have a valid criticism, it's one of your 1.5 so far, is something that the not lefts have been saying for a long time.
	We're not a monarchy.
	We don't vote for a king.
	We don't want a prince and a princess.
	That's not how that works.
	George Bush Jr., George W. Bush, we didn't want him in.
	Conservatives, he was on the cover of the American Conservative wearing a sombrero.
	We didn't want him in there either.
	We don't like this whole idea of nepotism and you hiring your kids.
	So the one thing you get, the right already hates.
	Go ahead.
	Why did you leave?
	Nepalism and the people who are in the Nazis and supporting pedophiles and proudly bragging about being a sexual predator and openly cheating your employees and mocking the disabled and praising murderous dictators and the constant pathological lungs.
	Keep going, Bet.
	Okay, and now we're going to go to mobtise.
	I haven't really heard that before.
	He looks really fucking young in this picture, but that's part of politics is mob ties.
	Forget the jump cut.
	This is fine.
	That's part of politics.
	This is fine.
	And wait, I'm just repeating myself.
	Getting my own words caught into my wood chipper of a mouth.
	Did you feel that way about Kennedy?
	I've never heard you criticize JFK's mob ties.
	JFK's father, Joe Kennedy, was not loosely tied to the mob.
	He was the mob.
	He is a stalwart, stationary, key figure in the American mafia.
	The mob was formed.
	Obviously, they're old Italian, but the real, the energy, the nuclear power plant of the mob was illegal booze during Prohibition.
	That was Joe.
	He focused on, I believe, Scotch.
	That was his.
	And he made a fucking fortune bringing in Scotch from Canada.
	Scotch or whiskey, I can't remember.
	And then he used that money and his influence with the unions to get JFK elected, his son.
	We've seen the mob throughout history.
	And Trump is probably the least associated with the mob in history.
	And if that is your beef, then you must be all about JFK.
	See, this is what bums me out about these people is they pretend they have a thing, like I hate blacks being killed.
	George Floyd, Trayvon, that's my thing.
	Black Lives Matter.
	Oh, okay.
	So you must be obsessed with the 20 that are killed a day in gang warfare.
	No.
	I'm a feminist.
	I believe women have a right to choose.
	Oh, so you must be obsessed with the Muslim invasion in Minneapolis, in what's it called?
	Dearborn, Michigan.
	You must be obsessed with the burqas and all this bullshit Muslim oppression of women in Britain, in Islam in general.
	No, I don't care about that.
	Your beef seems somewhat myopic.
	Or even, like I said to Will Summer, I go, so you're against hate, right?
	So what about the black Hebrew Israelites and radical nation of Islam, anti-Semitism?
	What about all that hate?
	And they go, oh, that's not my beat.
	So it's just whites who hate?
	Yeah, basically.
	Oh, okay.
	So you must do the Aryan nations and all these white power biker gangs and the white power gangs in prison.
	No, no, no, not that.
	Oh, so just Trump fans who said the N-word when they were drunk at a party in 1991.
	That's really your...
	It's very specific, is it not?
	It's almost like you're a bullshit artist, a fucking liar, whose only role is to sabotage the DNC's number one enemy.
	That's really what all this is about.
	Pause.
	Yeah.
	Again, New York talk.
	Someone was there fucking shit up.
	I think he said he's likely to get punched in the face.
	Let's rough him up.
	This is a world, and maybe this was said before America was burning, where all the left talks about his violence.
	We've shown montage after montage of Eric Holder saying, when they go low, we kick them.
	And we need to be out in the streets and we need to punch Nazis.
	Nazis mean anyone who supports Trump.
	Fight, fight, violence, violence, violence.
	But when someone cracks a joke at someone who was there to sabotage a rally, oh, you're encouraging violence.
	That's like MS-13 going, those guys were encouraging shootings and drug dealing.
	And that's fucked up.
	Same one.
	That's a tax dollars.
	Oh, you can't go back and forth, right?
	The theft of our tax dollars.
	So what he's talking about there, I think, is back when Trump was a developer, he would avoid paying like $400 million in tax and $200 million there and declare bankruptcy and stuff.
	That's how you do business in New York.
	You declare bankruptcy if everyone's declaring bankruptcy.
	If that's what's going on, you follow the pattern to make the money.
	It's fucking brutal.
	I lost, our stores didn't do well.
	I think we broke even with the stores.
	I lost like 10,000 bucks with owning a restaurant there.
	It's really, really hard.
	I'm never doing it again.
	I would never have a store in Manhattan or a restaurant in Manhattan ever again.
	It's fucking cutthroat.
	But I think a lot of these elitists, and it's strange calling David an elitist because he grew up poor, but he certainly is acting like one now.
	They don't really get that when you say someone avoided tax dollars, we think it's cool.
	Like black rappers and black actors seem to always be going to jail for it because they're not good at it.
	But when we hear about that, we don't go, that dick Wesley Snipes didn't pay his tax.
	We go, you got caught, dude.
	So it's used as an insult and it's meant to appeal to voters as an insult.
	But when voters hear that you got away with not paying the government $400 million, they think that's great because they know what happens, money.
	Remember, we lost a pallet of, I think, something like $3 billion in cash in Iraq.
	Money going to the government doesn't go to a road.
	It doesn't become a pencil for a poor kid in East Harlem school.
	It becomes some fucking rich asshole's salary.
	We don't want any money going to the government.
	So ripping them off and taking away our tax dollars, good work.
	Love it.
	Pay off your mountain of debt and or go off.
	Pause.
	Paying off your mountain of debt.
	Again, he doesn't understand how business works and how all businesses have debt.
	Did I mention the relentless lying?
	You're a liar.
	You did mention it, actually, but without any examples.
	And then just look at this one.
	Being a white nationalist.
	I knew David.
	I met David in 2001, I believe.
	Trump was famous back then.
	He's always hated racists.
	I think he's traumatized because he was a New York Jew who went to high school in the South.
	So they're like, we got a guy from New York City here, boys.
	So he has this real aversion to rednecks.
	So, anything remotely white nationalist, redneck, it really triggers him.
	I never heard him mention Trump back then.
	Trump only became a racist after he was president.
	Being a white nationalist.
	What does that mean?
	White nationalists, demonizing immigrants.
	Pause.
	So, this must be the old.
	What is it now?
	A lot of them are rapists?
	A lot of them are rapists.
	And he was talking about the illegals who come across the border, not Mexicans in general.
	And Vincente Fox, when he was president, he made it very clear that they don't have room in their prisons.
	The Mexican prisons are unfathomably bad.
	In fact, the guy we had, what's his name, Da Cenquenta, the detective who was chasing a man for 50 years, that guy went to jail in Mexico and he put up his hands and said, hi, I shot a cop in the States.
	I should probably be extradited to an American prison.
	That's how bad Mexican prisons are.
	You die to go to an American prison.
	So Vincente Fox said, let's, instead of dealing with these criminals, let's just export them, send them over the border.
	They were handing out little cartoons, little comic books, because illegal immigrants tend to be stupid, saying, here's how much water you can take, and here's where you get a coyote.
	Coyote is the guy who takes them across, of course.
	These coyotes are rapists.
	Something like 80% of the women who go across get raped by the coyotes.
	When I said that to a girl in some video, she thought I meant the animal.
	They are animals, actually.
	And rape is so prevalent with the illegals when you're going across the border that women take birth control pills on their way.
	In fact, they don't even really see it as rape because it's part of the culture.
	And to go a little farther, rape in Mexico is kind of different.
	George Lopez has this bit about how in America you can rape your wife, but in Mexico, your wife has a headache and you just roll over on her side and go, sucks to be you.
	And as he says that, the whole audience is screaming, laughing, clapping, because that's how we do.
	The age of consent, there's 12, guys.
	It's a different culture.
	But anyway, ignore that whole Mexican culture thing I'm saying.
	Trump was talking about illegals and a massive, disproportionate number of them are rapists.
	This was Vincente Fox's plan, what, 20 years ago?
	Just keep sending our thieves, our miscreants, our pedophiles, our rapists.
	So Trump said they're not sending their best, which is a fact.
	It's not a meritocracy-based illegal.
	They don't send their brain surgeons over the border, right?
	And he said they're sending criminals, they're sending rapists.
	That became, just like the grabbing the pussy thing, that became Mexicans are rapists.
	Demonizing immigrants.
	No, he was demonizing illegal immigrants, and he was right.
	The obvious disregard of the Bill of Rights.
	This one is bizarre.
	The left hates the Bill of Rights.
	In fact, they've said many times, the First Amendment, Second Amendment, they don't like the First Amendment.
	They enjoy this left-wing big tech censorship, right?
	They enjoy seeing people like me banned.
	And they make no bones.
	What's the word I'm trying to say?
	They don't hesitate to make it very clear that they want to take our guns.
	They used to say, no, no, it's just like ARs and it's just this certain clip.
	And it's just that thing, the thing that makes it go.
	Yeah, the bump stock.
	It's just the bump stock.
	And then later they've said, no, it's your guns.
	We're here to tread on you.
	So to accuse Trump of hating the Bill of Rights, you guys, I don't even think, I think David should consult the other lefties and so should the Lincoln Project and say, where are we on the Bill of Rights?
	Is that a da-da-ba-dee-ba-dee?
	Because I think most of them would go didibibide.
	Definitely when it comes to one and two.
	They're not exactly known as the Guns and Free Speech Party.
	So that one was a weird one.
	So far, what we have is 1.5.
	Narcissism and nepotism.
	Oh, God.
	This one kind of shocked me.
	Are there still liberals out there pushing the Russia thing?
	I thought that was embarrassing.
	That was proven to be a nothing burger by everyone, including lefties.
	We're all on the same page with Russia.
	It's bull shit.
	So I'm a little surprised that this is still coming up.
	Maybe I'm naive, but I remember when I would watch CNN as a joker at an airport, it would be Russia, Russia, Russia.
	They've stopped.
	They realized they went down the wrong hole with that.
	By the way, lefties, careful when you go too close to the Russia thing because you're going to get into collusion, you're going to get into spying, and you're going to discover that Obama was spying on Trump.
	And that looks very bad for you guys.
	So I would avoid pedophile stuff and Russia stuff because you end up getting your hands caught in the blender.
	We had men lying about, lying about it, the collusion with our sworn enemy and the sword enemy of democracy.
	All right, so that's enough.
	What's really going on here is we had a strange cultural shift in the 80s where we gave nerds like David attention.
	And I was one of the, I guess I was both a nerd and a jock at the same time because as a punk rocker, you're an outcast and jocks don't like you.
	But as someone who's fighting Nazi skinheads every weekend, you kind of have some balls.
	So it's a strange place to be.
	Anyway, being in that world, I learned to like nerds.
	They were cool and weird and funny and they were smart and they could solve problems and they were like nerds, like Revenge of the Nerds, Square Pegs, all of that stuff.
	So up until the early 90s, Indie Rock, Weezer, I'm a nerd, just like Buddy Holly.
	We're all nerds and we're really groovy guys.
	And we went, okay, you know what?
	You're kind of fun.
	I'm mad at the jocks for wedging you guys.
	And the jocks went, just give it time.
	Give it time.
	He's going to get on your nerves.
	Wrong.
	Then with power, what happens with power?
	Power corrupts.
	Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
	And with their power, they became the same cocksuckers that they were criticizing before.
	They started to shit on people.
	They started to control people.
	They started to want people banned.
	They started calling everyone Nazis.
	They started making up shit like we just saw here.
	They started demanding more bathrooms, demanding money for sex changes.
	We need the rights.
	We need a writers' union so we can bore everyone to death with articles about Drag Queen Story Hour.
	And then we realized you guys are way bigger assholes than these so-called bully jocks from Cobra Kai that we were dealing with in the 80s.
	So Trump came along and said, all right, nerds, you're getting out of control.
	We're going back to meritocracy.
	I'm not going to wedgie you, but I'm not going to get too worried if you do get wedgied.
	And that's when they had a meltdown.
	It's like Steve Bennett said, they're not going to give it up without a fight.
	And I think what we're seeing now, especially with comedians and Hollywood types, is actually not Hollywood types.
	When I think of Hollywood types right there, I was thinking of like Patton Oswald and Judd Appetow and the nerds who made it big.
	But with that group, they're realizing that it's going back to the days where we wedgied them and they can't fucking take it.
	So at the end of the day, all of this hatred for Trump is really just hatred of jocks and a fear of the reinstatement of the wedgie.
	It's a wedgie that I welcome with open arms.
	Someone's going to make good cross this stupid heart.
	It's like becoming Michelle.
	It's sort of like, you know, Jessica Krug, I don't think we mentioned this.
	The reason she came out and said I was pretending to be black is because she got caught and was about to blow up.
	It was a preemptive strike.
	But even before I knew that, I could tell in the whole like, I cancel myself thing, it's more me, me, me, me, me.
	There's another great book, I'll make book of the day called The Advocate about this mass murderer in Switzerland who kept, he wanted to be, work for the United Nations and he, he got, he couldn't make it in law school.
	So he just kept going and lied and all his friends thought he was going to class, but he wasn't registered.
	And he went to graduation, threw his thing in there, and then he kept borrowing money from friends and saying he was brilliant in the stock market, but he would go to the United Nations and just eat a sandwich in his car and drive back home.
	Eventually, it started to unravel.
	So he killed everyone.
	His in-laws, his grandparents, his wife, his kids, and then sort of himself, but he put himself near the window where he could be rescued.
	Anyway, whoa.
	You're reading it and you're like, I can't wait for him to get his comeuppance, for it to all blow up at his face.
	But then when he got caught, he also made it about him.
	And he said, I'm a born-again Christian now.
	And then all these local Christians went, wow, if Christ can save someone so evil, Christ's power is infinite.
	So they would go visit him in prison and kiss his ass.
	And this is her, Jessica Krug.
	There's no comeuppance with these people, these compulsive liars.
	Now she's like a hero.
	Now it's so brave that she, what did that guy, that serial rapist, the corrections officer, Reuben Elon, he came, he called it extreme ownership.
	And all the housewives go, it's so brave of you to own the fact that you used to rape a lot of prisoners.
	We can't win in their minds.
	They can't lose in their minds.
	So I give up.
	Silent apartheid is not just racial and demographic.
	It's also political.
	All right, let's check out some letts, shall we?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailback.
	Let me touch it.
	Huh.
	I saw this interesting thing when we looked up Richard Prince.
	One of his things was just printing Instagram pictures, but he says, I had, this is Richard Prince talking, I had limited technical skills.
	Actually, I had no skills.
	I played the camera.
	I used a cheap commercial lab to blow up the pictures.
	I never went into a dark room.
	Prince's lack of skill didn't stop him from picking apart the Marlboro, Marlboro, I can't say that word, Marlborough man, aka the Pinnacle of American Masculinity, prompting everyone around to pause their internal question, what is art?
	I sucked.
	I don't know why I became so popular.
	You're part of a pyramid scheme, sir.
	All right.
	You ready?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	DearCensored.tv team.
	Wow, that's one of our most normal deers we've ever gotten.
	Guess what?
	The feedback has come in, and the winning color is red.
	We would love to put a Trump Christ pendant in your hands.
	Please give us an address, and we will send you out a free Trump Christ pendant.
	Your opinion is important to us, and we would love any feedback.
	No thanks.
	I mean, personally.
	I want a parody of Christ on the cross.
	Not really big on trivializing the Son of God.
	So, yeah.
	You just blasphemed, my friend.
	My gosh.
	This is from Carrie.
	This might be ancient Chinese secret by now, but I was watching this shitty movie and you popped up in it.
	And you're a cop.
	Caller that gets murdered.
	Lucky day, Amazon Prime.
	Time coats.
	Don't bother, Ryan.
	It's one of these things where it's just a guy who has Ray-Bans and a beard, and that means we're clones.
	Which is so annoying.
	Wow.
	Separated at birth.
	IG Dog and Rye Guy.
	Is Ryan Long gay?
	No.
	He has a raspy voice that's a little higher than usual.
	Probably the same height as mine.
	But he is with lady.
	Although he canceled a date the other night to watch himself on GOML.
	Really?
	Yep.
	And guess what his favorite part of the show was?
	Was that?
	The jingle we just heard.
	The mailbag song.
	He said, my favorite part was the Ryan Has No Dad jingle.
	Nice.
	But he spelled it jungle by accident.
	Uh-oh.
	And I said, the Ryan Has No Dad jungle is called the South Bronx.
	I wasn't in the South Bronx.
	You weren't?
	Nah, nigga.
	Co-op City.
	It's like North Bronx.
	Oh.
	It's a Bronx.
	No, no, it's nice.
	There is a Jessica Krug in every Jew.
	Whoa.
	It's literally in the Times of Israel.
	Is Times of Israel left or right?
	Fucking, the lefties in Israel are...
	They should just...
	They're basically Nazis.
	They want the wall to be gone.
	They talk about Palestine all the time.
	They do nothing but bash Israel.
	Like, you think ethnomasochism is bad here?
	Check out Liberal Israelis.
	Wow.
	That's a Gary's mailbag.
	We'll move on from that.
	Hey, Gavon Martinez And FagZone, trademarked, co-founder Ryan Fagzone Rivera.
	Wow, that's not like the Trump one.
	I came across this video yesterday and it struck me as something you would potentially cry to.
	It's short, sweet, and to the point, just like the woman who did Laura Loomer's campaign.
	So the window is small, but it packs a hell of a punch.
	Check it out.
	Is this whole man going to get punched in the face?
	No, no, no.
	This looks familiar.
	God, we're all going to be that old one day, you know.
	What's he doing there?
	Oh, he's saluting the flag.
	Pretty good.
	Got me.
	Didn't get me.
	I've been fucking...
	I've wore out these tear ducks.
	I've been through so many fucking sad military videos and movies.
	I attend Memorial Day as a vet.
	I nod.
	It's not stolen valor anymore.
	When you hear thank you for your service, you say, you're welcome.
	You overhear it.
	I say, you're welcome.
	Yeah.
	I jump in front of them and go, you're welcome.
	I have seen a handicapped child with cerebral palsy or something who can't really walk stand up at the age of like five and take his first stiff, stunted steps towards his father who he hasn't seen in a year.
	I cheer up for happy things.
	We should pull that up.
	Okay.
	Handicapped father marine.
	Handicapped boy, first steps, father, marine.
	Let's see if we can hack it.
	All right.
	That's it.
	Uh-oh.
	It really looks sad.
	What do you got still?
	What do you got, internet?
	Sergeant, can you put us in that moment and tell me, if you can in words, what it meant for you?
	It's hard to explain.
	Stop trying to make money off of his fucking limited mobility to be able to get himself around.
	Wait, wait, don't show this.
	Don't show this.
	Don't show this.
	It's sullied.
	Because there's the talk.
	You've got your logo on it.
	Let's go to the origin.
	Not that we're not putting our logo on it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Okay, go to the beginning of that.
	Okay.
	We got this.
	I could frame it in such a way where your head's all big.
	So we could zoom in here.
	I'm not going to cry.
	I've watched this 100 times.
	Understood.
	I don't expect you to.
	See what we got.
	I expect you to be tough.
	Hurry up.
	All right.
	I'm just trying to.
	No, no, no, no, no, Ryan.
	This is fucking dumb.
	It's a horizontal thing.
	Actually, take me out of it.
	Take you out of it.
	Okay.
	I got you again.
	I got you again.
	That is a doozy boy.
	Take me out of it.
	That's a doozy.
	Take me out of it.
	He says, no, no.
	Here, we'll clean the palette with this.
	That does not make me cry.
	I think that was his first steps.
	Okay, we got to wrap this up.
	I got to go wash my eyes.
	Hey, man.
	I like his face.
	Hey, I'm just like you.
	Hey, Gavin Rye Guy.
	I'm watching Interstellar with my fiancé last week, and one part hit me like a ton of bricks thanks to Ryan's relentless video drops.
	I couldn't find a YouTube clip of it, but at one point, Matthew McConney's character tells his daughter to engage the world and figure out the how and why of things.
	The dude quoted his own movie to sound smart in an interview.
	It just goes to show they have no personality outside of the characters they play.
	No way.
	Holy shit, that is fucking funny.
	Interstellar.
	That's so fucking funny.
	Yeah, Ezra Levance said that a long time ago.
	He goes, the problem with these actors is they're given these incredible speeches by really talented writers who worked on them for months.
	And they finally made this great song, right?
	Or this great video.
	Sorry, this great speech, whatever.
	And then they see everyone in the theater captivated by it and they hear people saying, wow, you did such a great job.
	And the next thing you know, they're like, I kind of got what it takes.
	And that's when you have Jada Pinkett Smith sitting down.
	Shit, I got to get this.
	Hello?
	I figured out the message.
	Enward, you know what it is?
	Let me call you back in a second.
	I'm on the show.
	Okay, Barn.
	What's my son saying?
	The funniest thing just happened.
	I have to tell you this.
	I don't know where the wire thing is.
	That's the great thing, too.
	When your kids get to be like 11 and up, it's just a roommate.
	And you have the same sense of humor and you like the same shows.
	Like my daughter and I watch What We Do in the Shadows, and we both laugh at the same parts just as hard.
	And that gives you inside jokes.
	Sometimes I'll just look at her and go, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're out of this world, which is the theme song.
	Anyway, what were we talking about?
	Interstellar actors, somebody said, that's when you get Jada Pinkett-Smith.
	Go to her Jada Pinkett Smith speech.
	She says a bunch of retarded bullshit that doesn't involve the numbers.
	Back then they were 13% of the population.
	They got 12.5% of the Oscars.
	It's a moot point.
	But without looking that up, she just noticed there wasn't a lot of black people that year, and that was her research.
	And then she does this speech where she thinks she's in a fucking movie.
	She's sitting on a couch on it.
	Yeah, that's it, I think.
	Oh, but she's got from YouTube.
	We'll get it.
	Here we go.
	Here's what I do know.
	Begging for acknowledgement or even asking diminishes dignity and diminishes power and we are a dignified loser hashtag OscarSoWhite is once again trending,
	helped by this video, which has been viewed over 8 million times.
	Actress Jada Pinkett Smith has announced via Facebook boycotting the Academy next month.
	That speech is one for the books.
	We should probably make a video drop about it.
	Look at her hand gestures.
	She's not the only Hollywood artist to speak.
	She's not the only Hollywood artist that says how'd you do and turn the other beef or imitating an Irish bartender we both play.
	All right, let's go to the final video.
	This one is the last one I want to show you.
	So this guy probably knows, he probably works at an airport, right?
	And he has access to the intercom.
	And his friends suggest, hey, man, could I maybe borrow that and fart it in as loud as I can so everyone hears that?
	His job's done.
	There's no way this guy's not fired.
	But he thought, hmm, either hear the funniest thing in the world and make my friends laugh so hard they collapse or keep my job.
	He chose the former.
	What a fucking champ.
	This king better not get fired.
	It says it was worth it, dude.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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