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Sept. 7, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E09 - THINK TANK [2020-09-07 - S03E09 - THINK TANK]
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Get off my lawn with Kevin McDinnet.
Forgetto Blow from Florida.
The rapper you heard, though, was Bryson Gray.
Welcome back to Montana Rap Talk with Gavin and the mayor of the Fag Zone.
It is Monday, Labor Day.
We've got a lot of fun stuff for you here today, folks.
We're working on Labor Day because we think it's a communist holiday and we refuse to celebrate it.
That song was kind of cool.
Our side's getting cooler.
We have boom, boom, boom, boom.
And now we have these guys.
I mean, forget Oblo's been doing MAGA rap for a while, but this has a black guy in it.
Did I hear my name in this song earlier?
Are you in there?
I feel like they've mentioned it.
Play it again?
I think it's around here.
That's me.
Oh, that was a cool shout-out.
He mentioned Roger Stone in the middle.
Front page of the post.
Some chick got hit with a tennis ball.
Who fucking cares?
I've got some great stories.
I just got back from Montana.
Hannah, Montana, the home of Miley Cyrus' character, I believe.
Right?
Why would she be called Hannah, Montana if she wasn't from Montana?
Yeah, how do you earn a nickname like that?
It was really strange.
It was a conservative think tank run by a billionaire in the middle of nowhere, big sky.
I'd never been to Montana before.
I know a lot about it now.
I'm moving there.
It's heaven.
In fact, I went to this restaurant.
I don't think it's in the notes.
It's called the Riverside Restaurant.
Is that one?
Riverside Restaurant.
Oh, no, that's it.
1-1.
I went in there and I said I was buying merch and stuff, hats and shit.
I got Ryan a little hat that I'm probably going to take back because he doesn't like it enough.
I like it.
I love it.
No.
But this place, it was like paradise.
And as I was leaving, I go, this place is paradise.
This is so awesome.
And she goes, thanks.
Don't tell your friends.
That was a common saying.
They had a t-shirt you saw a lot that said, don't California my Montana.
Wow.
In 2000, just 20 years ago, when I moved to New York, it was the population of the entire state was a million.
And now they're all pissed off that it's getting gentrified, but it's not.
Look at it.
Go back, one.
Does that look gentrified to you?
Has that been ruined by developers?
And that river is a big, famous fly fishing river.
People go kayaking on it and stuff.
Look at this fucking place.
You couldn't cheat on your wife in Montana because God is there.
Like you, you wake up, you have a coffee, and you're looking at a fucking mountain.
The biggest mountain you've ever seen.
Actually, I sent you a video of that bar.
And okay, we have to watch this frame by frame.
This is where I had dinner.
And Coulter was there.
Buck Sexton.
But these guys, I think it was birthday parties.
They're all wearing Hawaiian shirts.
That was like a theme for the party, I believe.
Although I did see a lot of Hawaiian shirts.
Maybe they're the Boogaloo boys.
But look at those girls right above my head.
Like there wasn't one fat person the entire time I was there.
It was also, unfortunately, 100% white.
That's got to change.
But like, stop.
That's Buck Sexton.
But look at that girl right there.
Buck thought I was really interested in what he had to say, but I couldn't stop staring at her.
She looks kind of frumpy there.
But maybe move a frame before back.
Look at her.
You can't really.
She has rosy cheeks.
She's rosy red cheeks.
Everyone's so fucking healthy.
She looks fat in that picture because of the way her arm is, but she's skinny.
That healthy guy's checking.
He's wondering why I keep staring at his girl.
You're old and horny, dude.
But go back.
What a vibe.
What a great fucking place.
And then show the other pictures.
Show the other pictures.
We don't need sound for that.
Yeah, that was the place we were staying at.
That was just, it was a massive cabin mansion.
There's me and Anne and Buck.
The only people that could be photographed.
That's just out your window.
At all times.
That's out of everyone's window in Big Sky.
It's not like there's a place where you get a pretty good view.
You can't not see mountains because it's just flat and then boof.
Whoa.
Skiing there.
Oh, that reminds me.
I want to go skiing there.
But apparently the sweetest ticket is to be a part of the Yellowstone Club, a member.
And then I was drunk when I took that picture.
I was just like, wow, this really shitty scenario for both of us.
I ended up just bashing that eight ball in.
Sometimes you got to sabotage a game.
But yeah, if anyone out there knows anyone that's a member of the Yellowstone Park, Yellowstone Skiing, please invite me and my family.
We'd love to be your friends to go there.
So let me tell you about the story.
It's a think tank.
Someone is running for office there and he knows a billionaire and that guy, the billionaire, hosted a bunch of us to come up and pontificate.
And I'm not smart enough.
I did like a quarter add-erall trying to get my IQ up to their level because they're saying things like, Trump wins the Senate and the Congress, they get to 138.
Gavin, do you think the House will ever get to 200?
200 feet tall?
Yes.
How many constituents do you think, Gavin?
Oh my God, where do you even begin?
Like the Speaker of the House and the seats of Congress and this bill pass.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I just got big tits.
But then I realized like about 10 hours into the whole thing, they don't expect me to know anything.
I'm there for comic relief.
Yeah, I'm the court jester.
Keep it fun here.
So they do heavy, heavy, heavy.
And then I come in with a, you shower and I'll show her.
And then they die laughing.
Oh, you should be a comedian.
I must have heard that about 100 times this weekend.
And it's just stupid shit I've already said a million times on this show.
Like, best way to pick up a chick that's out of your league is to pretend she has really shitty tits, like pizza slices with pears coming out of them.
That was destroying.
Like I had 60-year-olds dead.
It was Auschwitz on the ground.
I had bodies piled everywhere with like my easiest, stupidest jokes.
And conservatives are very clean, right?
So they're not used to like, if I said this to one of our friends and I was like, pretend they have shitty tits, they'd go, oh yeah, that's a good tip.
It probably helps.
Like they wouldn't even see this humor.
It's just talking about tit tips.
We should get Ryan Long on the show and just talk about tits.
That's a great idea.
You know, what kind of tits he likes.
I could tell him my tit trick.
You'll see how little he laughs.
When I say that tit trick, he'll go, huh, I'll try that.
Last time he tried talking about tits didn't go so well.
That woman was very, she thought she was a little bit more.
Right, so we got off the plane, and it's me and this, this, probably the top doctor in New York City.
He's so good that I told him my mom's symptoms.
My mom has like equilibrium problems, and I think it's linked to diabetes and maybe booze.
And he lists, and I list everything I can, right?
All her symptoms, repeat stories.
Has trouble with stairs.
It's getting worse.
And he just goes, Zeichler Weitcroft.
I'm not pronouncing it right.
I don't want to tell you my mom's diseases anyway, but it's some disease.
And I look it up and then I call her and she's like, that sounds exactly like it.
And then she looks, he diagnosed my mom without even seeing her.
And apparently he does it all the time.
This guy saved hundreds of lives.
I now know everything about coronavirus.
Here's the deal.
It's not deadly, but he's pro-masked because he says it's the most contagious thing we've ever seen.
Now, if you're not old and fat, you're fine.
Let anyone cough in your face.
You'll be fine.
But olds and fats, beware.
And diabetics and all that other stuff.
But here's what's spooky about it.
His theory is the same as mine, which is they're fucking idiots.
They're like tyrannical fascist asshole losers.
They're not, we always, we always imbue this incredible brain power on our enemies.
And I think we should stop doing that because they're fucking retards.
So remember the story I told you about smallpox blankets, right?
We never gave Indians smallpox blankets.
We gave them someone suggested it.
A general said, let's give them blankets with smallpox.
And then his superior said, no, we'll get smallpox on us while we're doing it.
I don't want to mess with that.
Like jihadists who blow themselves up making bombs.
It's too dangerous.
So they didn't do it.
I think this is what happened in China.
They're like, what if we worked on that coronavirus thing?
And someone above didn't go, aren't we going to get fucked if we do that?
No, they said, okay, because they're robots over there.
So they were like, okay, let us work on that coronavirus.
Someone got some shit on their pants.
You know, these labs, they showed pictures of the labs.
The foam in the fridge door was all eaten away.
It's China.
Everything sucks.
It smells like shit.
So someone got some shit on their pants, went to the Wuhan market, got it on the food there, got it on a bat, whatever.
And the next thing you know, it's a global pandemic.
Now, he said, if this had the same mortality rate as, say, the flu or avian flu or something more serious, oh, look at that, fucking dummies.
Then you'd have the most contagious disease ever with the poom of a real thing.
That, he said, could end America.
Like, have we not noticed we're having a war with China via chemical warfare?
They're sending fentanyl here to the tune of 130 deaths a day.
That's chemical warfare.
We're being invaded.
We're in a biological warfare.
Speaking of Indians, by the way, this is a book that we would read at Proud Boy meetups.
And I love this.
This is one of my favorite paragraphs.
As fair-minded and mostly Christian folks, they can see that there is truth in the indictment of America's past.
Our fathers did participate in slavery.
We did practice segregation.
Our treatment of the Indians was not what one should have expected of people to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.
What a great line.
But, having internalized the guilt that gnaws at their souls, these Republicans in their lifelong quest for absolution are easy prey for confidence men like Jackson and Sharpton, who run the big sting.
Of course, those names change out over time, right?
And then there's my favorite part.
The truth, in the story of slavery and the slave trade, Western man was among many villains, but Western man was also the only hero.
For the West did not invent slavery, but it alone abolished slavery.
And then he goes on to talk about how Africans are still practicing slavery today.
And then they eat the poo-poo.
Okay, so here's the story.
So we land there.
We get a car.
I say, it's in Ennis.
So I can't get the cell phone.
Let's just go to Ennis and then we'll figure it out from there.
I always do that, and it always fucks me in the ass.
Only start on your journey when you have the exact address on the GPS.
And this was a brutal example of that.
So the Rockies are this way.
Yes, we were in Ennis, but it's on the other side of the Rockies.
So it could have been an hour, but it was an hour and then an hour to go through that.
We went through that in a car.
So we stop on the way.
We get a BLT, which of course in Mantana, Montana is this big.
I don't have jaws big enough to eat the BLT.
I'm like...
It's like on Texas toast, like big, thick toast.
Yeah, and I have to crunch it down.
He got a club and it was like 50 clubs.
Now, I'm not disparaging my friend, the Doctor, but he is very, very Jewish.
And one problem with Jewish breeding is they've totally given up on brawn and have focused 100% on brains.
So the guy is an Alexa.
You just ask him anything about anything, medicine or science and technology, and he barfs out all the facts you could ever imagine about everything.
Is it healthy to go like this?
What if I did it like 1 million times?
Well, eventually you damage the cartilage in your nose.
There'd be so much friction from the pen that you'd probably open up a sore.
That would get irritated, possibly infected.
You couldn't get staph, depending how clean the pen was.
That kind of shit.
But he's a tiny bit frail.
I'm sorry to say.
The Scots were different.
They did appreciate brains, but they also wanted you to be tough.
So we still have some testosterone in our vein.
I would hate if he saw this and thought I was disparaging him, but he's not exactly a macho man.
I think that's fair to say.
You have hurt me today.
So we go there.
I'm wearing a pink shirt, by the way, pink Hawaiian shirt, white jeans.
Hi, boys.
And we stop there.
And there's no fashion there at all.
It's just like hiking shoes, shorts with pockets, not cargo shorts per se.
And then like a bandana, a cowboy hat, and like fingerless gloves for climbing.
Like everything is utilitarian.
They all look like they work on the farm.
Everything is ergonomic.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Not ergonomic.
Utilitarian, I guess.
Everything has a purpose.
Everything has a function.
Functional.
If I don't know it, you will never.
And so we sit there, we eat, and then some guy in a pickup truck, after we pull out, some kind of pickup truck drives by and goes like this and gives me the finger.
I think it was a hate crime.
Because yes, we were in the fast lane.
He was passing us in the slow lane, but he never went in front of us.
He stayed there and then slowly veered off.
So it's not like he was trying to get in the fast lane.
I think he was like, there's some faggot hipsters, interlopers, starting to ruin my state.
And I felt like going, I agree with you.
Yes.
It's like one time I was riding my motorcycle in your hood in the Puerto Rican part of Williamsburg, and these kids or men lean out the window like, nice fucking socks, faggot.
Because I had pink socks on.
And I was like, I agree with you.
I hate the way people dress too.
I hate faggots.
Yeah.
I'm going to get fag bashed and be going, good.
Kick a gay's ass.
So we realize that we fucked up and now we got to go through the mountains.
We added an hour to our journey.
So we're driving through there and we get halfway through the mountains and it says private road.
We have to go back.
And he's like, all right, well, let's go back.
That's not the Scottish way, Doc.
So we wait a little bit.
Some guy comes out and I go, this is a private road.
It's on our GPS.
It shouldn't be on the GPS if it's private.
That's crazy.
And he goes, yeah, it's fucked up.
But they have security guys in there making sure no one trespasses.
And even then, you know, even to get in, you got to put in the code.
I was like, that sucks.
We're not going to drive all the way around.
And I was like, we talked for a little bit more.
He got to know me.
He still might have thought I was gay.
And he's like being nice to a gay guy.
Because I go, what's the code?
And he's like, 4278.
And he goes, but people are going to see that.
And then there's cameras everywhere.
So pull in, wait till someone's driving, and then you go up their butt.
And then you can probably get in behind them.
And you won't need the code.
I was like, yeah, okay, we'll do that.
So he drives away, put in the code.
But the dog made me drive because I'm the bad boy.
He doesn't want to get in trouble.
So I'm driving and we're pretending that we belong there, waving to people and avoiding.
Every time we saw a car that had sort of signs on it, we'd be going, okay, take it easy.
My plan was going to be to be a New Yorker.
Yo, what the fuck's going on?
It's a very difficult situation.
It's never happened in the States.
I said, the only way that can be blown is if you fucking laugh.
So I don't care if you need stitches, bite that lip and do not laugh because I'm going big.
I'm going De Niro, baby.
But we never get stopped.
We get there.
So Ann wants to go kayaking.
There's only a few of us when we first got there.
And I said, okay.
So we go kayaking.
And they're all city folks.
None of them have been on a fucking kayak before.
But we're tooling around.
It's on a man-made lake.
It's kind of weird.
And again, medicine, medicine.
So, doc, is this bad for you?
What about the mask?
Can it hurt you?
And I was bored of the medicine talk at this point.
You know, I've been with him for three hours.
I already know everything there's no about medicine.
I'm smarter than him at this point.
I've already sucked him dry.
And so as a joke, I start charging him.
I go, you know what else can hurt you, doc?
Getting rammed.
No way.
Now, there's certain kayaks that are snug around you, and there's certain ones that have a very wide opening.
It's probably the beginner's type.
So I barely touched him, but it started this domino effect.
And this is how most planes crash.
It's one little thing that leads to another thing, that leads to another thing, and then it ends up being a catastrophe.
It's never just the engine fails.
So I nudge him, and that starts a thing, that starts a thing, and then he starts getting in his gentle gym, we'll call him, brain, where he's like, oh, what?
His kayak starts filling with water.
He goes under.
The water must have been 50 degrees.
Oh, man.
Like, I went in later to, I'll explain in a sec.
And it's not that kind of cold where you go, ooh, that was chilly, and then it warms up.
It's that kind of cold where you go, ooh, that's chilly, and then your legs start to lose feeling.
It's that kind of cold.
Like dangerous.
So he comes out and no one is laughing.
And everyone's going, oh my God.
And then he comes out and he's like a little drowned rat.
His gray hair is all stuck to that.
He's probably like your height and skinny.
And he's got his life jacket on and his long leggings and everything.
And he's leaning on Ann's kayak.
And she goes, are you okay?
And he doesn't answer.
He's like, and she goes, oh my God, are you all right, Doc?
And he goes, it's just very, very cold.
Now, I know this sounds terrible.
And if it was an old lady, it would have been, but I still stand by that this is funny.
Like, even there, I didn't feel bad.
I was like, come on, he's alive.
I was here.
It's a joke.
That's what I was saying.
He's drowning.
So then I'm like, the way I can make up for this is if I do all the cleaning up.
So Buck grabs the waterlogged kayak, Brings it to the shore.
I drag him to the shore kayaking backwards.
He's not talking.
He's just like, as I, and it's fucking hard kayaking backwards, towing a man who's all dead weight.
And so I give him my kayak, and then I proceed to drain the water out of his and wash it because it got all dirty and blah, blah, blah.
Please, it's a fucking joke.
But that was fun.
Do you think he's thinking like I can get hypothermia?
I'm at risk for frostbite?
Yeah.
He pulled out his inhaler.
As I was dragging him, he gets his heel and he's drying it off so he can take his inhaler.
Oh, man.
Poor guy.
But yeah, so we hang out.
The billionaire shows up.
The weirdest thing, it's like he's got an entourage.
Actually, before him, some of the entourage, there's about three assistants and his personal chef who cooked for all of us.
There's a lot of people there, maybe 20.
They show up and they start making sure everything works and the TVs work and everything.
Like when you're a billionaire, you have your personal assistant and then two other like assistant assistants, and then you have your personal chef and you just take them everywhere.
Weird, huh?
Yeah.
And then the tone, I don't know, with the billionaire.
It's like, I like breaking people's balls.
And it was very, it's very formal.
And, you know, you should be nice and listen to what he has to say.
And he's a very serious dude.
And I'm just like, this is not for me.
So I kept sneaking away from the table and pretending that I was going to give his staff a bad Yelp review, which is my new favorite joke.
That's going on the Yelp.
And then at one point, she was picking up the plates and I moved my arm up so she touched me and I went, ow!
God damn it.
Because they're very concerned.
They probably are getting paid a fortune.
So I pretended that they were about to get fired.
Anyway, by the time it's like 8, 9, 10, 11, 11 p.m. there is 12.1.2.
I've been drinking all day.
We went on like a 10-hour hike that day.
So I'm out.
So I didn't really do much think tanking.
I did a lot of eavesdropping.
I got some gossip for you.
Nothing wrong with that.
Here's the consensus on Epstein with the experts.
You ready for this, Doozy?
Mossad.
The Israeli secret police are behind Epstein Island.
And they had noticed that the Democrats were starting to become anti-Zionist, anti-Israel.
That's disturbing to them.
So they wanted to know why and they wanted to have something on them.
So they helped facilitate his island and make sure everything went smooth.
What?
So they could have stuff on Clinton or get where Clinton's coming from or even have power over Clinton.
You see, Epstein Island is selling your soul to Satan.
So you don't have to blackmail them.
They just, they're in.
They're part of the cult.
I'm never ever going to stray.
So you don't even have to threaten to blackmail me.
I just do what you say.
Like, it's kind of, I had trouble explaining this to my wife, but like, if you sold your soul to Satan, right?
You wouldn't go then later and, or Satan wouldn't come up to you later and go, hey, dude, come on.
I have your soul.
I need you to do something.
You wouldn't go, fuck you, Satan.
It's the deal's done.
So after that, once you join Epstein Island, you go up to Bill Clinton and you go, hey, I need you to blow up Montana.
He goes, oh, fuck, okay.
Like they knowingly joined a cult that they knew would control them.
So this is getting so close to selling your soul to Satan.
It's almost left the realm of analogy and is literal.
I want to fuck young, like 12-year-olds.
I want to fuck 12-year-olds that bad that I'm just going to like give my soul over.
I'm your puppet after that, forever till I die.
You think that's literally everything, or there's more stuff that we don't even know?
Like, that's just the tip of the iceberg, maybe, which is like a really bad tip of the iceberg.
But killing, sacrificing, abducting people, and who the fuck knows?
I don't know.
Unless it's just that.
I have no idea.
It's probably more.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe it was Masada.
Maybe it was pro-Israeli forces within America.
Who knows?
Anyway, the other gossip I got is I was doing this joke.
My favorite joke is, yeah, I was drinking a lot and I lost my glasses.
I lost my phone.
I lost my wallet, my computer.
And I thought, I need to make a change in my life.
This can't keep happening.
And so I got these little things you can put on your keys.
And I got one that goes in my glasses and I have one in my wallet.
A tile.
Tile is for your wallet and everything else.
And then the one they put on your glasses is called Orbit.
And now I could lose whatever I want.
I just find it on my computer.
I can make it ring.
It can find my phone.
It's awesome.
Instead of quitting drinking.
That's the joke, right?
Making a change.
That's the kind of jokes they like, I find, these smarties.
They like when you're going one way and then you tip it.
They like witty jokes.
Not so much poo-poo and peepee.
Anyway, there was a guy from Apple there.
Now, please don't tell anyone this, and I'm only telling you, but he made me promise not to tell, but here's the scoop.
In the next two weeks, they're going to drop a neutron bomb on America.
Not literally.
Calm down, calm down.
They've been working for two years on something way better than tile because he goes, you wasted your money.
They're going to develop a thing with a little sticky chip, and you put it on whatever you want, glasses, keys, everything.
And not only will it tell you where it is or make it ring or whatever, it'll tell you where in the room, where in the house.
It's got this brand new triangulation software that they've copyrighted.
And it's going to be, he thinks it's going to be as big as the iPhone.
Like, this is their big contribution.
Not as big as the iPhone, but you know what I mean?
Revolutionize.
You know, you put on your kids.
No more kidnapping.
That's huge.
All right.
When did we start this?
About 26 minutes ago.
Here's some gossip that's not just for me.
This was public.
This is 1-4.
I mean, we're not a news show, so I won't spend too much time on this, but I thought this was fucking up.
Defense State Department documents reveal Obama administration knew that al-Qaeda terrorists had planned Benghazi attack 10 days in advance.
Recently released Defense Intelligence Agency emails from August 2012 reveal that the Obama admin knowingly armed, trained, and funded al-Qaeda and ISIS and expected a caliphate to be set up in eastern Syria.
See, this kind of goes back to what I was saying about the Chinese.
Like, Obama wasn't this Machiavellian genius ruining the world.
He was a fuck-up being manipulated by assholes who were equally retarded.
Go to the DMV.
The White House is just that writ large.
It's Hollywood for ugly people.
That's what politics is.
They also show that the planned attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi was widely known about within the U.S. government 10 days before the attack occurred, and that all the stories about the attack being caused by a video were deliberate lies.
And we knew that, right?
He had Susan Rice go do the talk show circuit the next day.
And he didn't do the news.
He sent Susan Rice to go do like Ellen and The View and all these other bullshit shows.
Good morning, America, because he knew that his base is women and they control elections.
So that'll be about it as far as the hard-hitting stuff goes.
This was a cool anti-Trump ad I thought coming out that is going to excite people.
Right?
Everyone sees these riots and is voting for Trump, right?
We're all on the same page here.
Make it bigger.
Bigger.
This is a movement.
Wait, you don't need the top and the bottom.
Is that going to take a while?
This is a movement, I'm telling you.
They're not going to stop.
And they should not.
These people are staring up.
The third straight night, Portland police declared a riot.
The vast majority of the protests have been peaceful.
Over the weekend, 59 officers injured and 47 people arrested.
New York City Mayor Bill DeLasio announcing his proposal to cut a billion dollars from the New York City police.
We need to completely mismatch the women.
You won't be safe in Joe Biden's awareness.
Was that a gang sign?
A peace sign guy?
Not that I know.
Not that you were familiar with gang signs.
I'm familiar with a few.
Not from personal experience, but I fucking hate these people.
Does that kind of jump us to Antifa?
Yeah, we might as well do a little bit of Antifa, right?
Did you see this?
This one's going around, right?
This is 2-5.
The woman's stealing a pint.
As Tommy Robinson points out, that's the origin of about 90% of the fights in Britain.
You want to hear something sick?
Oh, one thing that Ann told me the billionaire likes is off-the-wall theories.
And I was like, what about this one?
Like Palestinians, blacks in America wish there was more law and order.
They wish there was more stop and frisk.
Even the ones you see here, they wish they were arrested.
Just like a kid with no dad starts acting out looking for discipline.
These are just spoiled brats looking for discipline.
They want to be rounded up in a paddy wagon.
They want to live in a state that is a hell of a lot more strict because they yearn for the discipline.
I got that from the Palestinians because I sensed when I was over there that they saw the wall and they thought, wow, that really put me in my place.
I think you're onto something.
Good work.
Yeah.
When I went to jail, I was like, this is like school, but just there's nothing to do.
And I was like, I like this.
Institutionalism.
Isn't that weird?
Some people want to be kept in line.
And when you don't keep them in line, they act out until you do.
It's like when you see that, it's like a black woman thing where she's like, what you going to do, bitch?
Hit me, hit me, hit me, bitch.
You don't have the balls.
Hit me, bitch.
I think when they're like, arrest me, go ahead, arrest me.
They really mean it literally.
Because who are these people?
BLM are fatherless brats and Antifa are rich cunts whose dad wasn't really around.
He's a hedge squad manager.
And so they didn't really have discipline either.
I think this is Rochester where some dummy died.
But this is my favorite part.
This rhinoceros goes over and just drinks her blank.
You could have just smashed that into her face and cut her lips up, but I'm glad you didn't.
You're fucking old.
I've had enough of these weak, vulnerable people.
What is he wearing?
What's it?
No justice, no peace.
Fuck the police.
We out in these streets.
It's kind of a good little jingle.
And then there's this black woman not having it, 2-6.
I know we've done all this and it's getting tedious.
We'll stop soon.
But this woman was good because she...
One point said, you killed my brother.
What?
Move!
Get out of the way!
Because you killed my brother.
Move!
Move!
Get out of the way!
So now white, rich white people are stopping black people from getting to where they're going because of racism.
No, that's violent.
Okay?
That's violent.
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
You know where that's going.
All right, go to 2-7.
Everyone's seen this one, right?
Carpe donctum.
I text him and I go, thanks a lot, fuckface.
Now, this song's going to be in my head for the rest of the week.
I've seen nine others like this.
He's the winner, though.
Yeah, this role.
That looks really fun.
You think he feels stupid so he's dancing like an idiot on purpose?
No, he's trying to get, he doesn't want the two shoes too close to each other because they're both on fire.
So he's trying to dance like away with each step.
And you know what this really is?
City kids don't know gas.
Like in the country, you're constantly burning garbage and stuff and starting fires and using gas to do this and that.
But they don't realize, like, remember that woman we saw who was getting back at her ex-boyfriend and she just pours an entire can into the car and then lights it.
Now, anyone who's burnt garbage in an oil drum, you know that when you throw in that first match, it just goes straight up.
So you throw the match in like this.
You don't sit there with your head in there.
And also, gas is contagious.
So if you get it on your wow, that sounds dramatic too.
Yeah, gas is contagious.
Yeah, so like you get it on you.
It's not your shoe that's on fire.
It's the gas on your shoe that's on fire that's slowly, slowly making, like if you sat with a lighter and a shoe, it'd probably take you an hour to get anything going.
You got to get away from the gas, kiddies.
Now, this one is fewer people have seen, but some fucking arsonist piece of shit murderer wants to burn an apartment building down because of police brutality.
And look, so he throws the Molotov cocktail down there.
Get the fuck out of there, by the way, when you have a pile of gas that hasn't all lit yet.
But he decides, ah, no, not on the staircase.
I want it to go inside the stairs.
So how is that going to work out?
Is there volume?
Here, let me just pick up the Molotov Poppio.
Look, I got it.
I'm not dumb.
I know how gas works.
Here.
Let me just pick this up, and then I'll throw it.
No.
Stop dropping, roll.
Stop dropping roll.
You're going to spread the gas all over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, what the hell do you do?
Well, if you're wearing polyester and you're fucked.
Damn.
You're going to be that guy.
I thought this was funny.
You know that when you see someone, there's a tiger?
Like, you see a bunch of Bangladeshis and there's a tiger there and they're in a group and they'll go near it and they'll go, and they'll go, what do we, what buddy out?
What do they kill Jelly?
Our TikTok.
I said, well, you ain't that straight.
And they keep getting closer and then pulling back.
This is how they react to the police.
They're Bangladeshis near a tiger.
Get him out.
Get back.
Ow, ow, ow.
Not going to get my shield.
Is this the right clip?
This isn't exactly what I meant.
Or maybe they come up after he's getting arrested.
He's about halfway in.
He's kind of glued himself to his stupid shield.
That's a chick.
So many women in these things.
When we were...
Oh, there we go.
Look.
What?
Shoves a cop.
No way.
Yeah, look at this.
They all start to come in.
Maybe they're the hyenas.
Yeah, they're more like hyenas going near a lion.
Look, now they're right in his face.
Oh, oh, the cops.
Now they go back.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're more like hyenas.
That was a stupid analogy to begin with, but they're bango duchies.
I like the way dogs treat like little when they see a little bug.
They want to sniff it, but then they get scared when it moves.
Yeah, please don't do any analogies.
Look, they stand and they run.
They're like roaches.
This was, I thought, great.
Jesse Waters, who's good at his job, I'm not going to lie.
Although I think he cheated on his wife.
Fucking dummy.
I think he ended up fucking one of his interns.
Right after he had a baby.
Whenever there's something like that, like Tom T. Hall.
I was listening to that song, I Love a lot.
I actually started developing a parody of it, I hate.
Because I love to hate.
It makes me feel good.
And when I was in Montana there enjoying the beautiful wilderness, I was like walking around remembering the things I hate and really enjoying them.
I love to hate.
It makes me feel good.
And the reason I bring this up is because like Jesse Waters, I want to enjoy this clip.
But then I think of Tom Teal abandoning his family of five and I'm just like, ah, you talk about how you love children's smiles.
How about your own children's smiles, Tom?
Fucking dick.
Here, allow me to show you what I mean.
I hate seeing men's toes piercing in your nose.
MSNBC and women.
I hate those furry little snakes.
Men who like to bake seafood in general.
Veggie dogs.
And I hate you too.
I hate ratty little gays, poppy IPAs Cops who don't like Trump And funerals I hate people scared of bugs Boxers when they hug Packies chinks and chugs And women who don't take their husbands last name And
I hate you too What else?
I hate cookies.
I don't know I don't want a cookie that's just a big old sugar dried biscuit thing.
I hate rumbas.
I hate robots.
I hate the whole talk of robots like they're gonna take over the world.
I don't like football.
I hate wearing a fucking mask.
I'm sick of that shit.
I hate Radiohead and I don't think other people like it.
I hate sunglasses, long drives, fake tits, expensive scotch.
I don't like scotch in general.
I hate it.
Dog lovers, I hate barfing.
And I hate you too.
Okay, so let's get over Jesse Waters' personal life.
None of our business.
And enjoy this clip with the Antifa mayor.
I don't know.
Antifa now a permanent fixture in Portland as the city drowns in turmoil.
And the woman running for mayor there says she is Antifa.
Joining me now, Sarah Ayana Rohn.
Look at those glasses.
Mayorial.
I'm going to write that name down.
Sarah Ayana Rohn.
Sarah Ayanna Rohn.
Ayana Rohn, right?
The N. The Antifa mayorial candidate.
All right.
Sarah, you condemn the Antifa shooter who killed this Trump supporter in Portland?
Listen, all violence is wrong no matter who does it.
Okay, so you condemn it.
I do.
Okay, so you're running against Ted Wheeler, who's become pretty much a laughingstock nationally.
Ted Wheeler is the right-wing candidate in this scenario.
Crowds have run him out of his appointment.
This is what Montana was worried about.
That's why it says don't California, my Montana, because they get out of a shithole like California.
They go to the Pacific Northwest, like Portland, then they slowly start turning Portland in the shithole they left by electing.
Montana has a liberal governor.
Which it's like the gun Christian state.
Everyone has a fucking gun and they vote for a liberal.
What do you want to do as mayor of Portland?
What was that?
Coughing.
Whoever's recording this, I suppose, is coughing.
Well, what an idiot.
Yeah.
Specifically, what do you want to do to the police there?
It's good to oppose fascism.
No matter our color, most Americans just want to live without fear of disease.
She's reading.
You see that?
She's reading.
But incompetent businessmen are running us into the ground.
Trump is more focused on Portland than he is on the COVID deaths of 200,000 Americans.
Lady, if you're going to read, try not to have cue cards that are a third of a mile wide.
I'm watching your eyes go, woo.
Does IMAX make your teleprompter, you stupid idiot?
What are you going to do in Portland to straighten things out?
Listen, I'm going to demand equal enforcement of the law.
If Trump wants to hold every vandal responsible for graffiti, then we should hold Trump responsible for pissing all over the Constitution.
We should hold Portland's mayor accountable for the family.
So you're not really running against Ted Wheeler.
You're running against Donald Trump.
Now, do you support this Antifa violence that's wreaked havoc across that city?
I have said again and again that violence is wrong no matter who does it.
So why do you call yourself the Antifa mayor?
Because it's good to oppose fascism.
Americans want to live without fear.
And what we're seeing now is every answer is scripted.
Current mayor is more focused on Donald Trump than on listening to the people of his city and reining in his police force.
Hold on, hold on.
She just said the problem with Ted Wheeler is he's totally focused on Trump and she's completely focused on Trump.
Ted Wheeler's not a fascist and you're running him out of town and you're destroying all these businesses that aren't run by fascists.
So why are you committing all the violence or why are your bands of supporters committing violence?
Why are you saying that I'm committing violence?
These people, I don't control these people.
They don't answer to me.
Meanwhile, the police.
Wait, Trump supporters answer to him and he controls them?
How does that work?
Violence among the police is what begets the violence in the streets.
Kenosha begets Portland.
You don't want the Antifa people attacking police officers, do you?
I don't want anyone attacking anyone, but right now in a minute.
Yeah, it's amazing that they're getting away with this because they have the media and the DNC and obviously the political background supporting Antifa, but the media is hiding other worst of these riots.
They started going into people's homes.
This isn't in my notes, but you won't see this anywhere.
I should have included this in my notes, but they've gone from like, no justice, no sleep, or wake up, motherfucker, wake up.
Out in the streets.
Yeah, out of your house and into the streets.
And now there's footage of them climbing up.
You know how people's homes have that sort of outdoor porch awning and you can climb up on that?
In fact, the woman who got raped when he said, Luck, hide your wife, hide your kids.
That's how that guy got in.
He went on top of the thing and into the window.
So they're going into like second floor windows of people's homes.
You got that anywhere?
Like, put up, look up going into people's homes.
I typed that.
Here's a couple videos from Breitbart.
But they spray painted the San Jose's Mayor.
Yeah, we talked about that last week, right?
But it was similar to that.
Yeah, but they.
So there's that.
Oh, and there's that.
Anyway, it's not easy to see because the media doesn't want you to, but they're going into homes.
You know, it's funny.
New York isn't an open carry state, so I can't go out onto my front lawn with my gun.
Or I could if I felt like I was threatened, but I couldn't say go to the end of my driveway and on my road if there's a bunch of them coming and say, guys, for your own good, don't come down here or we're going to kill you.
You know, warn them.
I have to wait until my front door opens and then be like, I wish I could have warned you, but kill them all.
So it actually is more dangerous for these people to have New York not be an open carry.
Because when people see guns, they tend not to commit crimes.
Like Montana, which is an open carry state.
If you have a license there, you go in, buy a handgun, it's yours.
If you don't, then you have to wait six months.
And then it's yours.
In New York, you have to wait 600 years.
But yeah, go to 3-1.
You're wondering why you see these people arrested, but it never seems to go anywhere, unlike Max and John who get four years.
Wait, that's 41?
Oh, yeah, it is.
It is.
Yeah.
That's 31.
Sorry, 31.
Yeah.
These prosecutors are saying we're not going to participate.
I really don't care for all the George Soros talk that goes around on the right because there are many wealthy people who fund many things we often don't talk about.
I mean, you've got the Mercers.
I think Peter Thiel funds some stuff.
I know he does big tech or whatever.
You've got the Koch brothers.
We get it.
And there are many other people on the left, Tom Steyer, Mike Bloomberg.
There are lots of rich people that fund lots of things that I don't like.
It's really irksome to me that everyone's like, but what about George Soros?
And I'm like, and what about Mackenzie Bezos?
And what about the Mercers?
Come on, man.
Rich people do this.
That's why I don't like money in politics.
I don't know how you solve that problem, but I don't care what political wing they're a part of.
I just don't like the idea that individuals have that much undue influence over our society.
Just hold on a sec, Tim.
I was just at a billionaire think tank thing this weekend where candidates need to be funded.
So that's what they do.
That doesn't seem that bad to me.
Funding a candidate who's going to, like Laura Loomer has spent most of her campaign fundraising.
This is different.
This is a DA who is saying, I'm not going to follow the law.
This is drastically different.
Now, I assume I can't take Tim Poole in very large doses, but I assume he's going to get there shortly.
But yeah, this is why Antifa gets away with it.
They got away with it the night of my talk because, and I just learned this, you guys, within the past two and a half years.
Antifa has infiltrated the justice system.
Judges are social justice warriors.
DAs, prosecutors are social justice warriors.
I always thought of them as these grizzled blue-collar guys in suits.
You know, you don't make much as a DA.
You make like 60 grand a year and you go there every day and you've got a cigarette and you're trying to help this guy who robbed a bank or something and you're sweating and all right, here's what we're going to do.
But no, they're fucking SJ dubs who went to Brown and have huge tits.
It is a disaster.
All right, last item.
The hypocrisy here is shocking.
Proud boys go to jail.
The DA works together with Antifa to make sure they don't go.
And that's why I hope Antifa realizes that they are the establishment.
You know, Tommy Robinson was thrown in jail because he was anti-establishment.
So if you were against Tommy Robinson, you were on the side of the judges and the magistrates and the authorities, the politicians.
If you're pro-Antifa, you are pro-fascism.
You are pro-the government, the DNC, the media.
That's your side.
And they're totally blatant about it.
Like there was that death in Rochester no one gives a shit about.
And there was an assistant principal there who was on camera and he was just yelling, fuck the police at the camera.
This guy's an assistant principal.
And he knows he won't lose his job.
He knows nothing will happen to him.
And so he's saying, fuck the police, America.
Folks, it's Steve Laseko, president of the local chapter of the National Association for Multicultural Education.
In an act of protest this evening, we marched west on Court Street.
And we didn't do anything but chant and sing all the way halfway across the bridge.
At which point we met the Rochester Police Department.
And guess what happened?
Our peacekeepers ended up shooting pepper spray at us for singing and chanting and telling them what a shitty ass job they were doing.
They can fuck right off, America.
Fuck the police.
Fuck Rochester Police Department.
He's recording this himself and putting it out there.
This school principal.
Yet you have the News Tribune, you have a teacher 3-3, a teacher whose alleged connections to a white supremacy group still going with that fucking narrative.
Are we?
Actually, it's getting stronger.
We're investigated at a previous job and is now working at Tacoma Public Schools, has been placed on administrative leave.
So a Tacoma teacher who was caught being a proud boy is now on administrative leave.
Tacoma Public Schools is aware of community concern that one of our newly hired teachers is a member of a hate group.
The district posted on Twitter Thursday morning, the district performs background and reference jacks, blah, blah, blah.
We take these matters very seriously.
We've started an investigation, yada, yada, yada.
So he'll get fired.
But the assistant principal can encourage you to fuck the police.
And I don't mean sex silly.
All right, that's enough of that shit.
By the way, here's something fun.
I'm listening to that guy talk about black.
He's got Black Lives Matter and he's such a white person.
And I'm realizing that all of this shit, all of this black rights stuff is really just rich white people shit.
It's rich white people telling other white people that they're better than them.
That's what it's always been.
But you want a perfect example of this?
Google the founder of the NAACP.
What does that stand for again?
Advancement of color people?
The national...
No, go back.
Wikipedia is politically correct, so they're going to hide this.
Maybe do images.
Go down a bit.
Well, there you go.
That tells you something right there.
They threw in a token black on the left.
But the actual guy...
That seems a little rich.
Yeah, I guess they were Jewish.
But the actual guy, the main guy, the founder, is this elaborate aristocrat who looks like Oscar Wilde with like a big collar on and an ascot.
And then the second founder, the second biggest, is this woman who looks like Amelia Earhart with little pins in her hair, a nice fancy dress.
I guess that's them now.
I guess it's Henry Moskowitz and Mary Wilde Orlington.
Ovington, yeah.
They're just fucking rich white people.
All of this shit is just rich white people prancing around.
Yeah, there, there.
That's the perfect one.
That's what I'm looking for.
Blow that up.
Henry Moskowitz.
That's the guy I was talking about.
Look at him.
The Association for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.
Perfect.
How perfect is that?
And we're still going strong.
All right.
That's a good segue into white guilt.
So much of the news is just black failure, white guilt, right?
So these guys trick these two girls into saying the N-word, and it is delicious.
Holy shit, we've been doing this a long time, haven't we?
I'm looking.
Oh, sorry, one, six.
Okay.
Wow.
And happy birthday to Nick Gurr if you're watching.
Someone in chat wants me to say that.
Hap baby, Nick Gurr.
All right, we do have also honorable coaches.
You start to realize it?
If you're watching, someone in chat wants me to say that.
Hap baby, Nick Gur.
All right.
Awesome honorable coaches.
Happy birthday to Nick Gur.
That's amazing.
This is kind of ancient news, but have you heard of this race to dinner?
It's an Indian chick and a black chick.
And what you do is a bunch of women get together and Sarah Rao, you were right, and Regina Jackson, they'll come to your house for $2,500.
You can do race to breakfast, race to brunch.
I believe they're all $2,500.
So I would just do the dinner.
And they will just tell you why you're racist and how you can improve.
It's a white gilt dinner you can buy.
It's pretty tempting to fucking do that and record it, dude.
Yeah.
That's a great question.
Okay.
Have hidden cameras and just tear them in new access.
I'd pay $2,500 for that.
Do you mind if I film it?
Just so we can have that?
On record?
Or what if they might recognize you, right?
So we set it up for somebody else.
Maybe not even me, maybe two other people, and we're just watching.
We have them mic'd.
And then we come in and say...
Because they might immediately recognize.
And then they'll go, I just came to talk.
And they'll go, why do you have condoms and wine coolers there?
And they'll go, I was going to tell them not to do it.
I wasn't going to take the money.
Just going to hang out.
Look at the page.
17.
It's really nice.
White woman, let's talk about racism and your complicity.
Look at the, is that one of them?
Is that the Indian?
Because she sure is passing.
White women.
You know why this is a thing?
Because it can be.
It's the same reason dogs lick their balls.
The reason they didn't choose white men.
Like, what if they said, white tradesmen?
It's time you learned it.
They'd just say, go fuck yourself, bitch.
But white women listen, so they get prosecuted.
It's the same way we were talking with Maddie about the way they treat ex-cons in these anger management bullshit classes.
We have to draw a picture of your son and get preached to about racism.
But yeah, so much of this assumption is white people tend to have money.
Black people tend to be in prison.
Ergo, it's not fair.
But it's possible that the white people that you're talking about are doing well because they busted their ass and the black people that you're talking about are in prison because they committed crimes.
At least be open to that possibility.
There's a flaw with the logic where you say like, hey, there's not a lot of short, fat Asians in the NBA.
That must be because of prejudice.
Maybe short fat Asians don't play basketball very well.
It's possible.
And go to 19.
Oh, shit.
Get a little load job here.
There we go.
That's it.
An 18-year-old with a two-week old baby was shot dead Wednesday just outside Prospect Park on his way to a vigil for a 42-year-old who'd been shot dead Sunday after he'd gone to a vigil for a 28-year-old who'd been shot dead the previous Wednesday.
This is my fault.
I did this with my systemic racism.
Is that it?
No after-school programs, no organic food?
Really?
I'll tell you why this problem is systemic.
Because of rap culture, drug culture, gang culture, and most importantly, fatherlessness.
Where does fatherlessness come from?
The government paid black women to not be in a relationship.
No dad, no discipline.
Look at their world.
The world, like this funny thing about these white people, like the founder of the NAACP, the funny thing about them is they don't They've never been to East New York.
They've never been to Harlem.
They've never been to Baltimore.
So they don't know what a day is like.
If they could you know how you do a ride along with cops, there should be a hood along.
Like look at this.
I've watched this video 900 times.
2-0.
Sometimes I think my whole show could just be Vincent Par Vincent James' parlor.
We might have to watch it a couple times.
The guy across the street shooting.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he shoots out of nowhere.
Okay, so let's start again.
So the guy in the front of the car with the mask on, he sees the guy that's off camera.
And instead of running or ducking, he goes, what you gonna do, bitch?
Come on, get me, get me right here.
Shoot me, shoot me.
So the guy does.
He somehow escapes.
There's a guy in the red hat who's about to come in on the top left of the screen.
He's on his phone at the beginning.
And then he's just like, as he hears the gunshots, again, he doesn't hit the man.
He's just like, geez, there's lots of shooting going on.
That might be movies tricking kids into thinking that bullets don't hit you.
And then he gets clipped so hard, his hat goes flying off like a cartoon.
And you see his whole body get stiff.
So the first guy said, go ahead, shoot me.
Now that's the guy with the red hat going, what the hell's going on?
Boom.
I think we're watching a man die.
I guess we're watching a snuff movie.
And there he is, just losing his consciousness.
Everybody's got guns right there.
Oh, yeah.
Even the people across the street.
Yeah, they start shooting back.
Like when that, if you're not watching the guy in the red hat, you'll see up there, everyone is shooting back.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see a like a guess glass?
Like you see some.
So this is...
There's a lot of problems in the black community.
It's not the cops.
In fact, the cops are the black community's only cope.
Jordan Peterson talks about this in 2-1, about the Kulaks who were seen as evil because they were making money and doing okay.
And it's not because white people aren't privileged.
You know, we have all sorts of privileges, and most people have privileges of all sorts, and you should be grateful for your privileges and work to deserve them, I would say.
But the idea that you can target an ethnic group with a collective crime, regardless of the specific innocence or guilt of the constituent elements of that group, there is absolutely nothing that's more racist than that.
It's absolutely abhorrent.
I can't.
If you really want to know more about that sort of thing, you should read about the Kulaks in the Soviet Union in the 1920s, K-U-L-A-K-S, because they were farmers who were very productive.
They were the most productive element of the agricultural strata in Russia.
And they were virtually all killed or raped and robbed by the collectivists who insisted that because they showed signs of wealth, they were criminals and robbers.
And one of the consequences of the prosecution of the Kulaks was the death of six million Ukrainians from a famine in the 1930s.
The idea collectively held guilt at the level of the individual as a legal put genocide into the global vocabulary and led Hitler to see it as an option.
So there's this myth, this myth of white privilege.
Like even when if your daddy's rich, yeah, the reason you make money is so your kids can have it.
Workaholics don't really make money for themselves.
They don't really want like a Ferrari in silk sheets.
They want their kids to be taken care of.
And in many ways, there's black privilege.
There's liberal privilege.
You see with these arrests.
You see with Max and John in prison for being patriots while everyone else gets free to go.
And it reminds me of this Chris Rock bit where he said, I can prove that we live in a racist country.
No one wants to be black.
Why is it that the worst shit?
Well, here, I'll play it for you.
It ain't us shit.
Shit, there ain't no white man in this room that would change places with me.
None of them.
None of you would change places with me.
I also want to call out all these white New Yorkers who waited four hours with us to be able to speak and then did not give up their time to black and brown indigenous New Yorkers who thought that Jessica Krug has got some balls,
doesn't she?
La Bombera, she called herself.
Jess La Bombera.
I assume everyone knows who that last person was and the first person.
Jessica Krug was like Sean King and Dola Zal and that theater dude and countless others.
She was a white Jew from Kansas City who couldn't have grown up less black, who came to Georgetown, became an African-American studies professor, wrote books about it, and then devoted Most of her life to shitting on white people as an Afro-Hispanic and even with an affected accent.
Yo, Indigenous New Yorkers, I'm from the South Bronx, yo.
Meanwhile, she was like a funny, goofy white girl.
Actually, when they showed a picture of her in high school, I thought, that's the kind of girl I used to hang out with in high school, 21B.
Kind of goofy, kind of punky.
Those are like all the girls that I would try to lay and hang out with.
Not the one on the right as much.
Like, she got a perm.
And she made her nose bigger.
Did she?
Well, I think it grew, but I think as a brunette, that nose makes more sense.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, what a weirdo.
Oh, yeah, that's black privilege.
We should separate that little Chris Rock thing we made and put it on the old parliament.
Ghetto social media.
Yeah.
All right.
So we'll end the show right before the mailbag with this Proud Boys guy.
So speaking of a much less dramatic version of what you saw earlier with the kid who was shot at the Vigil, who was shot at the Vigil, who was shot at the Vigil, that Patriot Prayer guy who was shot by that Antifa, they had a vigil for him.
And then this black nationalist shows up and runs over one of the Proud Boys.
Crunched him.
There they were before that.
So they've identified the guy, two, three.
I don't think he's been arrested.
I'm not sure.
The police refused to give up his name.
And apparently he was a Mongol.
Now, I tread very lightly when I discuss gangs like the Mongols and the Pagans.
Sorry, motorcycle clubs.
They were known to some people in the media, they were known as whites-only kind of racist.
So it's weird that they had a black nationalist on.
But I heard through the grapevine that he got booted for not shutting up about Antifa stuff.
These fucking Antifa motherfuckers fucking ran this guy over in the fucking parking lot.
This is all so bizarre.
There's no blacks in the Pacific Northwest.
And for these people to be so obsessed with stopping Nazis from what?
Anyway, he's got severe brain bleeding, pressure in his head.
I think his eardrum is destroyed.
There's a fundraiser, 2-4.
Yeah.
How do they find that?
Laura Tabloski?
It was $3,000 yesterday.
That's cool.
Lauren Tabloski.
You can figure it out.
It's literally Shane was involved in a hit and run.
It looks to be the gofundme.com slash F slash Shane was involved in hit and run.
Okay, so you can find it there.
But go back to 2-3.
There he's in his truck, but no, keep going.
There's just this line that really rubs me the wrong way.
Oh, in the actual article?
Text?
Yeah, go down.
Wait, go up.
Go up, sorry.
Up, up, up, up, up.
So that picture with the black fist, he looks like he was white, raised by his white mom and his black dad peaced out pretty early in the game, right?
Those guys are always the most adamant about their blackness.
The ones who have had zero black experience with their life.
But if you go down, go down to the next picture.
No, not that picture.
That one.
Look at the quote note below that where they're kneeling.
Blow that up a bit.
And I bet he has a black, fake black accent.
Most people who say they don't like racism just talk about it, and words are worthless without action.
And it's sad how many people are too cowardly to stand up for their supposed beliefs.
If you are racist, run far, far away from my brothers and I because we will take action against anyone who ignorantly and blindly hates against someone for their skin color or demographics.
I'm happy to be about a crew that's nothing but solid good people.
And then you go up, go up to the picture a little bit, like blow that up.
So these guys are sitting around with their facial tattoos committing to each other.
Guys, when we find racism, no matter what, we have to stand up and fight the guy.
Like, have you ever been to Portland?
It's like Montana.
It's just cargo shorts and rain and rainproof coats.
Patagonia.
Patagonia and hiking boots.
Do you think you're in the 50s?
And that bottom left picture, his hair is looking pretty unnappy.
It's like my friend Bo, who's Irish.
Apparently there was a sit-down with Proud Boys and Mongols.
Huh.
Mongols have a rule where if you disparage them in any way, the Mongol who hears that has to go and beat the living shit, maybe kill you.
It cannot be disparaged.
I think they're great.
I think they're fantastic.
And they got rid of that bad guy.
Yeah, they did.
That's a great call, seriously.
Yeah, I told you.
He was ousted for being a black nationalist.
Were you watching the show?
Yeah, yeah.
But I just want to say the Mongols did a great job with that.
Great job, guys.
Great job.
Nobody's going to go.
Great job.
Great gang.
A group.
Not a gang.
Great motorcycle club.
The media calls him a gang.
All right, I think we're ready to wind it down here.
Let's see what the mailbag has to say.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a ten.
Let's turn the private segment.
Let me touch it.
Oh, we didn't ask you, Ryan, how your little weekend was.
You finally got to see your grandparents?
I did after quarantining, after the boat Trump parade.
It was a great time.
Great weekend, just nice and relaxed.
Did you manage to convince them that Biden is a fucking lunatic?
You know what?
America's burning?
I got them to the point where I'm showing her so many things on the left that she doesn't agree with.
And she's like, I didn't know that that's what the Democrats stood for.
I was like, yeah, it's just, you know, good or bad, satanic or Christian, basically.
And she was like, well, maybe I just won't vote at all.
Or she said, it seems like maybe not voting is like the kind of best thing to do.
I was like, that's a start.
Close.
It's a start.
You're one away.
I was like, You know how happy it would make me if you voted for the guy whose hat I wear all the time and I tell you all the reasons why he rules?
She's like, Yeah.
So I was talking to a guy about that today, and I said, that's the biggest problem with the left right now is they have this massive, and for us, I mean, they have this massive voting block of 30 million people who have no idea who Joe Biden is or how retarded he is.
They have no idea what the riots are because all they really have, there's two main news sources with Hispanics, and neither of them are remotely right-wing.
Oh, my God.
Just Univision, and I forget the other one.
I was watching ABC 7, and it's like cartoonish.
They were like, unrest in America, and they showed a little snippet of riots.
And then the story was how the guy in the car pushed through the protesters in Times Square.
Remember that?
Where the car pushed through the guys blocking them?
That was the unrest.
They showed one looted window thing.
Well, you know, it is kind of a mathematical trick.
The protests are mostly peaceful.
World War II was mostly peaceful, too.
If you took 100% of the land mass that World War II was on and you counted every hour of the entire war, you'd probably see like 90% peace.
New York City on 9-11, mostly peaceful.
Mostly peaceful.
Not upper east side, upper west side.
There were 7 million people in New York City.
Only 3,000 died that day.
Within a five-block radius, it was actually.
It was only a very tiny part of Manhattan.
Good point.
All air traffic went mostly well that day.
99.999% of air traffic that day was peaceful.
Correct.
What's up, Dodes?
After purchasing an Invade Greenland t-shirt today, I had a thought.
Maybe this might go to the suggestion box, but fuck it.
Make a Detective Shitty and or Mayor of the Fag Zone shirt with Rygai's face on it in some way.
Some guy did a really good drawing of you as the fag zone.
Yeah, I mean, the detective shitty.
A couple of those.
One of them, I was in a magazine and had like a big head.
Oh, we have a new regular on the show.
Maybe we should introduce her.
Computer!
What is the fag zone?
A response from an Amazon customer about muscle trash bags says, Small bags, less than 0.6 mil.
A guess.
Good for bathroom can dot 18 inches tall and 18 inches across.
No heavy stuff.
Bags will tear.
Was that helpful?
Yes, computer, that was perfect.
See, this is why I hate robots.
I would surely buy it if you made it.
And if I have to, I'll make the design.
Blah, blah, blah.
We don't know if we could trust this robot.
Can I try?
Hey, computer, what is communism?
According to Wikipedia, communism is a philosophical, social, political, economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of a communist society, namely a socio-economic order structured upon the ideas of common ownership of the means of production.
Computer, who is Gavin McInnes?
According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer and far-right political commentator.
McInnes is known for his controversial promotion of violence against political opponents.
Born in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England, and immigrating to Canada at a young age, McInnes graduated from Carleton University in Ottawa before moving to Montreal and co-founding Vice magazine with Sarouche Alvey and Shane Smith.
Thanks, bitch.
Check out this clip from your buddies, spelled wrong, at Rebel.
This nut looks and acts like a female copper cap.
Can't wait.
I don't want to be around somebody who's an angry mascara.
I'm not sticking around if she's going to stay without a mask on.
No, I'm not sticking around with her without a mask on.
Tell her to put on a mask and let me say.
Tell her to put on a mask and I'm going to go to the house.
But I don't necessarily want an apology.
I would just like them to be educated.
Stupid.
You're not.
You're just ignorant.
Do your research.
That kind of looks like coppergap.
It does.
It sounds.
Hey guys, I love your work.
Here's a meme video I made about Kyle shooting a pedophile Antifa terrorist.
Feel free to share it in any way.
Come train with me next time you're in Florida.
Okay, maybe at the peak of February, I might be able to take the weather.
Then it's only like 78.
Shoot me, nigga.
Rest on me, but that's for real.
Yes, they deserve to die.
And I hope they burn in hell by the taste, motherfucker.
That was pretty low quality, Andrew.
Hallowed like music.
This band's called Negative XP.
This guy wants us to list cops beating down anarchist scum.
This is pretty good.
I can't tell who's signed the wrong thing either, but it's so good.
I don't know if they're saying that's a bad thing or not.
Oh, he's on our side.
He's the guy who did Scott Pilgrim vs.
the world ruined a whole generation of women.
That is a great one.
He's right.
Many called the song misogynistic and related to themes of anger toward rejection from women, blah, blah, blah.
NXP also gained additional attention after releasing You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Watch The Needle Drop, a song attacking music critic, YouTuber Anthony Fantana, also known as The Needle Drop.
Okay.
So we're going to trust him, right?
And that's.
You know, when I saw Scott Pilgrim vs.
the World ruined a whole generation of women, I was about to send it to my daughter.
But you got to be careful with that.
Because it starts out like, oh, I want to show her that, you know, all this slut stuff can ruin.
And then it's like, fuck me, daddy, and other porn stuff in it.
And I was like, oh, good thing I watched the whole thing for sending that over.
It's kind of a weird place to cut it, Ryan.
Oh, I mean, we've all heard it, right?
But is that just an old picture of the whole video?
It's a miserable version.
Yeah, that one.
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself.
My night and the motion's close.
Thinks communism is the way to go.
She's a horned diamond dozen, Jezebel.
She saw the motor flowers and felt so empowered by the movie made in Hollywood.
It's had a picture someone's daughter, like a lamb to the slaughter.
Yeah, I think I'll send this to her maybe in a couple years.
What?
Copper Cap's dating Belle Delphine.
He's like, he's simpopotamus is what he is now.
He like proudly simps for her.
He's got all her stuff, spends like thousands of dollars on her.
And they're dating.
My money.
Yeah.
The money I pay him is going to Belle Delphine.
He's got new episodes coming out, and he might explain it or touch on it.
But yeah, they're dating.
Which is weird.
How romantic.
Yeah.
He's yet to physically touch her, of course.
I don't know if it's a Jim Fannin situation or if they really have touched.
I think Jim Fannin is actually doing much better with his than Coppercap's doing with Belle.
Gina, can you please break this shit down?
Link below, because I honestly don't have the patience or time.
I was actually thinking Peace and Ippies might be a nice new wave again, but I'm about to lose my shit more and more every day.
Looking forward to my son being on the cover of a magazine, depending on which one.
Not really.
Cheers, John.
P.S. We've been seriously enjoying Hallowed and the comments on his slash their page.
A lot of folks would like him to be featured on GYML.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
My son's on the cover of a magazine.
Nazi hippies, when the new age and far-right overlap.
Well, I'm not going to read this whole thing and break it down, but we've talked about this before about how the alt-right and Antifa overlap.
That was one of my first CR-TV episodes where they do identity politics.
They tend to be atheists.
They hate Israel.
They get into this vegan, weird shit.
Where like, yeah, the horseshoe political spectrum.
And it's not a...
The political spectrum is not linear.
It meets.
I call it a full circle where they touch.
Because the only difference between the far, far, far left and the far, far, far right is one thinks whites are awesome and the other thinks whites are evil.
But you're still classifying a group of people by their race.
Alright, I think that's enough.
I'm starting to lose my voice.
Um, let's look at the final video.
Which is a pick-me-upper.
I'm like the guy from the office there who did action movies and now he has his own show on Instagram called Good News.
I like to have positive news stories.
This should make you want to have a kid.
And if it doesn't, you're a dick.
Can you turn it on?
We need the butter though, okay?
Okay.
Good job, Kate.
Cake.
We have butter.
A cup of sugar, okay?
Okay, ready?
What is this?
Sugar something.
Okay, hold it over.
Bye.
Wikipedia.
Alright, what's next?
After the sugar.
After this.
Parker chips.
Oh my God.
He's a savage.
Wow, he's strong.
He doesn't care what things taste like either.
Just butter.
Give me some butter.
Trash the place.
Saw somebody retweet this saying, they're equally matched strength-wise.
Yeah.
I can't ruin it.
Yeah, my friend retweeted it and quoted it saying, If I did this, my dad would have beat my ass, but this is very cute.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Can't knock us down, Republicans standing too tall.
About to run it back to back, yeah, that's how we ball.
Trump, yeah, okay, bury him a legend.
Yeah, Trump, hey.
Okay, America's big.
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