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Sept. 3, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #63 | ZANNOAH (Part 1)

We avoid politics on this live show and indulge in silly stories about the bar, the gym, and our inability to work our own damn soundboard.

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Oh, I'm from New York!
I just play music, a live saver as well.
Yeah, my grandma used to say I got a sentimental skull.
Well, my grandma was away from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Daddy was a dog who punched me right in the head.
You said, fuck me, dad, I hate you.
And that's just what you meant.
You know, you can play the air guitar in your 40s.
But after 50, it's physically, I cannot do it.
I don't mean I'm not good enough.
It's like wearing red Chuck Taylors or something.
Oh, it feels weird.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
This is the live episode from 9 till about 9.30.
We're free on iTunes as an audio podcast.
And then we go behind the paywall after 9.30, where you can't touch us.
Can't touch us.
And then from 10 to 11 we take your calls.
I also do sketches from 10 to 11.
That we then auction off at Gavin's Doodles.
You can find the link on censored.tv.
And we donate 100% of that money to justiceforliberty.com.
We just sent in another check of $2,000.
So I think since we started doing the doodles, there's been three auctions and it was like $4K, $3K, $2K.
So we're almost at $10K for that.
And then my cameos have been going To Justice for Liberty.
That's at 4k.
So we're 13k, uh, recently, which is pretty good.
It would be nice if we could give Max and John some money when they get out.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think with, I think with Max and John, I think their, their lawyer bills were about 30.
It'd be nice to get that paid off each.
So 60.
And then, um, Fuckin'... Family.
Help them get on their feet.
The income that they would have gotten, you know?
Just a little jumpstart.
Right, well that's... I'm giving Zenoa the money now.
Because she's moving and stuff.
But one thing I've learned... One thing I've learned about these live shows is to try not to get wasted.
And that's a challenge.
Dude, I'm so fucking bummed.
I just went up a size.
Oh no.
From 33 to 34.
Wow.
And it's too small.
No way.
$150 I spent on all new pants.
And they were on sale, $15 each.
So I got an expensive pair that was $70.
And then three $15-ers.
So four pairs of pants.
Too small.
That's terrible.
Here's what you do when you buy pants.
And buying pants, I don't like...
Mark Maron, but he wrote a great article for the New York Times Magazine about how hard it is for men to find pants.
J.Crew, I like them.
Levi's I obviously like, but, you know, denim is thick.
And in the summer you want to have something thin.
Of course, when you have thin pants, everyone can see your keys bulging, and I solved that problem by having reinforced pockets made.
Thick canvas pockets would solve that problem.
But, uh, when you buy pants, there we go, um, you have to get them a size just a bit large.
Have them pull your thumb out, because when you wash them and dry them, they're going to shrink a bit.
Look at his fucking face, Scotty.
I hate that type of guy.
These, you know, liberal comedians who talk about how, oh, I'm so messed up, and then they just fuck their interns and complain about how hard life is and talk about their therapist all the time, and it's like, woe is me, sympathy, sympathy, and then just, oh, yeah, that's it.
Perverts like me, we're just honest.
I'm dying to fuck you.
Um, but I can't.
Anyway, you want to talk about woke?
I'm woke.
Ooh, that Woodford Reserve is rough.
Is it?
Yeah.
What is he saying?
I like beer?
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
Um, whiskey is too rough.
Champagne costs too much.
I have that.
You missed these.
Oh, by the way, that opening band was, what were they called it?
From Torrance, California, which is, you know.
Joyce Manor.
Down by Venice.
Joyce Manor, that was called Homecoming Party.
You know, when I grew up, you hear a band, you go, where are they from?
Maybe that was a hardcore thing, but you would just compartmentalize every band.
Oh, it's part of like, like the Replacements and Who Screwed Who.
Oh, they're part of that Midwestern Milwaukee, uh, Wisconsin kind of Midwestern, uh, hardcore band, like, uh, with Di Cruzan.
Okay, I got it.
That's there.
Whoa, that's rancid.
Oh, I get it.
Op Ivy and SoCal and Gilman Street and that whole scene down there.
Okay, I got it.
That ended up being Phat Records as, you know, they got older and all that stuff.
Got it.
Oh, it's Cro-Mags.
Oh, that's New York City, that scene.
Cuban patriots.
The San Francisco scene didn't like the New York scene because they thought they were Nazis, but they didn't get it.
It was just Cuban expats who tend to be very patriotic and wave American flags.
But with all this internet, I don't know if kids do that anymore.
So every time we have an opening band, I say, oh, that was four kids from Torrance, California, that's south of Los Angeles.
I don't think they give a shit about that.
They're more like, what genre is it and are they trans?
This is pretty cool, though.
Dude, if I have to undo the top button of my new pants... Oh, so the belt's not even working, it's just... No, the belt's fine.
It's just holding against the pants.
The belt's adjustable.
This is England, so you've got all the different bands.
Primal Scream are Scottish?
I didn't know that.
Huh.
Arctic Monkeys, yeah.
See, that's how I think of them.
That's cool.
Like, when I think of the Arctic Monkeys, I think of Northern English, I think of Drunks, and... I see Pulp is a London band.
Huh.
That's a cool trick.
But anyway, they're young kids and you should check them out.
Very lo-fi.
Kind of a sound that's popular in Australia right now.
It's almost like a 60's punk kind of thing.
Yes, we drank beer.
I like beer!
Great songs this week that all you non-subscribers have missed out on.
We discovered Tom T. Hall.
I guess he's from Hee-Haw and I never noticed because I was six.
But he's got two great songs.
I Like Beer and I Love All the Things You Learned.
I love coffee in a cup, fuzzy little pups.
I like when he goes, music when it's good.
And then we had that awesome band that my daughter turned me on to, Death Grip.
I like when he goes, music when it's good.
I love little country streams.
Sleep without dreams.
Sunday school in May.
Okay, we've already discussed it.
And then we had that awesome band that my daughter turned me on to, Death Grip.
I've seen footage!
I've been screaming that all week.
And at the gym, there's a large gay man who is one of the best boxers there.
And so he has authority.
Go ahead.
Isn't it great not being on YouTube?
we can relax.
This is one of those bands that's really just one guy.
I mean, the band is there, but it's this one sort of tech genius behind everything.
And then there was that cool, boom, boom, boom, what are they called?
Harlow?
Hallowed.
And I can't tell if it's Trumpers, Gen Z Trumpers taking a song.
Take the country back.
No, I think they're...
But then I see they do this song about Corona.
But like a bad song about... I mean... No, like a... Like Put Your Mask On?
I think they're cool.
Oh no, they are cool.
It's just rare that mega kids are... I'm a coomer, I'm guessing this is about fapping?
Fappers?
So it's making fun of people who beat off?
Yeah.
I think they're... This song makes me want to become a doomer instead of a groomer.
Isn't that funny?
With Proud Boys they said, we don't beat off.
The real thing is, you're only allowed to ejaculate within a yard of a lady with her consent.
So you can jerk off.
If you're significant other's pregnant or menstruating or something.
But, um... That became more anti-masturbation.
No, we're anti-jerking off alone to porn.
And then, uh... Then that made our adversaries be pro-beating off.
And the Daily Show did a big thing about how awesome it is to beat off, and you're like, wow.
Wanker is an insult for a reason, dude.
You don't look very cool bragging about how fantastic it is to rub your genitals while watching two other people.
Oh, it fueled alt-right anger, did it?
Cool theory.
That's why Antifa's so chill, right?
They're getting their nuts out, and then... I contacted that guy.
Really?
With the Daily Show guy?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
No, the one-handed dude who's against using your hands to beat off... Oh, yeah!
You correspond to, like, back and forth email?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Someone blew his hand off for beating off, and now he's very pro beating off.
But I was like, you fucking loser.
And I explained it all to him.
And he goes, oh wow, you really came out strong.
And I go, shut the fuck up.
It was that kind of talk.
This is all via email.
And he goes, I get it.
You're one of these people who sort of shoots from the hip and comes out swinging.
That's not the way I am.
And he made it sound like I was just this aggressive asshole.
Dude, you went on national television calling out a men's club.
So you started it.
Don't act surprised when someone calls you and says, what the fuck are you doing?
There's John.
He's in prison for four years.
- Increases their testosterone - He's in prison for four years. - And makes them more desirable to women, which brings up one question.
- Anyway, we're off at a million tangents and I tend to forget what I was originally trying to say.
Yeah, so this guy at the gym, he's really into disco and he has authority there.
He's an old dude, my age, really old.
Every time I say someone's old, they're younger than me.
So it's disco all the time.
You can't get pumped to disco.
You can't get pumped to, boom, boom, boom, boom, get out of my way!
Or, I've seen footage!
Not ring my bell.
Like I physically feel myself getting tired.
No way.
Yes.
That's the one of the songs?
Yeah.
It's not even late disco.
It's like as with disco began.
That's terrible.
He's like, you get it?
Ring my bell.
It's a bummer.
As soon as I opened the door to the bottom of the stairs and I'm coming up, I start hearing disco.
I just go, oh, for fuck's sakes.
Alright guys, do some burpees!
Alright guys, I want you to start punching each other in the face as hard as you can.
So that's a bummer.
What a day at the gym today.
I have some revelations, by the way, about boxing.
I've been drinking Gatorade like I'm some sort of health freak, and I'm doing a great job, and I'm having electrolytes.
I'm drinking sugar.
It's got a little bit less sugar than all the other shit, but not much.
It's got less than Coke.
So now I just drink water.
Major change.
Another change I made recently was I'd have a coffee to try to get myself psyched before training.
No, don't have that.
You're not you at the gym if you just had a coffee.
You should have the workout that your non-coffee body wants you to have.
And that's a lot more sort of measured rather than just coming in and then you're like... So those have been my two big changes.
And thank God this fucking heat wave is over.
But I gotta tell you this story.
And that's what I was trying to say earlier.
I've learned in these shows that to have a bunch of links and news items and do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do breaking news, it doesn't work with this short segment when we're cutting to ads and stuff.
So this is all just shooting the shit, but that's not typical of the show.
The show is usually, for those who don't subscribe, just me sneezing.
For an hour and a half.
No, the show is usually, here's a general topic and then we go through all these examples and pull this up and haven't you noticed this pattern here?
I'm very, very happy with yesterday's show where we're talking about this Sikh.
Who was talking about George Washington, and he was doing some hip-hop thing, because he's a rapper named Houdini.
And he was like, yo, America was built on racism, and he's got his big Sikh thing, and he's talking about how George Washington had slaves.
And the beauty of Sikhs is, you look them up, and whatever time they're depicting, Muslims were murdering them.
So I'm like, okay, George Washington, let me look up around that time.
So the American Revolution was what, 1765 to 1780-something?
In 1762 there was a major Sikh holocaust where tens of thousands of women and children were massacred just for being Sikh.
And his priority is let's bitch about America and all the horrible things they've done to black people.
What about what Muslims did to you, my friend, Mr. Panjam Singh?
I also realized something else.
You know at the end of that video where he says, and Bollywood, we don't need your support until you address your casteism, sexism, blah, blah, blah.
The whole script is clearly written by a white guy who was trying to sound black, but I think that white guy who wrote it doesn't realize that Sikhs live in Punjab, which is not in India.
There's India, there's Punjab, and there's Pakistan.
I think he thinks there's just India.
Yeah, I thought Punjab was a type of Indian.
Punjabi Indian.
No, if you're Punjabi, you're Sikh.
I hope I'm getting that right.
Apparently the $20 bill thing, people are like, oh, George Washington isn't on the 20.
It got confusing because he's holding up the $20 bill, but he's talking about Washington.
But he's actually talking about Jackson.
So did he get that wrong?
Or was it us?
Is he holding up a $20 bill?
Could have been a one.
Let me see.
No, he mentions the 20 a bunch of times.
Yeah, I know.
I got confused, but people have been writing in about this, this $20 bill thing.
Let's see.
It's right in the beginning.
Yeah.
This piece of paper with the thing.
By the way, my bartender today, she's a woman.
She's, I guess, a barmaid.
I love her to death, but she's... I'm not gonna say she's nuts.
She's very eccentric and she's determined.
Everything is astrology to her.
I'm a Cancer and my thing is rising and Sagittarius.
She told me today America has an astrological chart.
With Scorpio and all that shit.
But she also confided in me, and I don't want to blow up her spot.
You ready for this one?
I don't think you're gonna... I'll pay you a million of these if you can guess.
Okay.
Ready?
What's happening here?
Yes.
What else did she say today?
That's the whole hint?
Yep.
What else did she say today while holding a dollar?
You're never going to get it.
I'm George Washington.
You are George Washington.
No, she is reincarnated.
Oh, that deserves a million dollars.
And it gets crazier.
George Washington's wife, the first lady, she's been reincarnated as this guy that she dated in New York who looks exactly like George Washington's wife.
The guy looks like George Washington's wife?
Yes.
And she goes, isn't it uncanny?
And she's holding up George Washington next to her face, and I'm like, not even remotely close.
You have, like, angular features.
You have, like, a pointy nose and a pointy chin.
She's very pretty.
But George Washington is more blobby, like a blobby nose.
Yes, he does have a blobby nose.
So she goes, well, I had a nose job.
OK.
Oh, OK.
So you had a George Washington nose before this?
And I was like, wait, did you fuck George Washington's wife?
So you have a wooden nose.
He had wooden teeth.
OK, that's cool.
And then I said to her, answer me this.
This has been bugging me for a long time.
I'm so glad I get to meet you.
When the British took over Fort Duquesne and, well, they failed.
They were killed by the French and the Indians jumping from the trees and shooting them.
I have a giant painting of it in my dining room.
George Washington was working with the British soldiers.
He was like a hired guy, a hired gun.
And I've always wondered when he saw those guys jumping out of the trees and killing the British, is that when he said, you know what?
America could do this.
I want to be on the trees side.
And I want to be shooting down at my fellow English cocksuckers.
And we could start a whole new country.
And she didn't answer the question very specifically.
It was a long time ago, you know.
And then she was all about fucking Capricorns.
But let's see what Billy holds up.
The man on the face of the $20 bill is the same man who once offered up to 325 times that amount for the return of a runaway enslaved person.
Talking about Jackson, I guess.
Extra bonuses for every hundred lashes inflicted upon that man.
Cause George Washington was really hard on slaves too.
Yes, I heard.
Right, right, right.
I mean, the same argument can be made there.
Doesn't matter.
I mean, people are just...
Anyway, that was a fun part of the week.
So, sorry to bore subscribers, but... So tomorrow, for example, we're going to do riot porn.
We're just going to show X-rated images and videos of Antifa and Trump supporters having sex.
No.
I'm using porn colloquially.
We're just going to go through a whole bunch of riot footage and, you know, determine patterns through it.
Because that, you need space to breathe to do that.
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What?
Yeah.
Huh, huh.
Maybe we're on our way out.
Or yet another business that was closed down by COVID.
Yeah, so tomorrow we'll go through a bunch of riot footage.
Oh, here's another thing, another thing I've done recently.
So I would be lying in bed on my phone looking at Andrew Ngo's Twitter and watching actual Public Freakout and just seeing Riot after Riot after Riot.
Then you go to bed and you feel like shit.
So I got this new app.
Again, this is a free promotion.
They'd never be associated with this show anyway.
It's called Prey.
Prey.com.
Pray, believe, receive.
Cool.
And what you do is, it's got all these things to fall asleep to.
It's got a million different things, pray nightly, all this, but I got like the beginning of the story of Noah, Abram to Abraham, and you just fall asleep as someone softly, AMSR, tells you the Bible.
They got James, Darth Vader reading the Bible.
Oh, that's good.
I'm your father, Jesus.
Luke 17.
So, that's cool.
That's what I was doing, the night ones.
I'm not interested in James Earl Jones.
That's cool.
It's free?
No, actually, I don't know how much it is.
I'm rich.
Oh, man.
It's not expensive.
Why are you saying it's free?
You waste so much fucking money.
If it is anything, it's gonna be like $4.99.
Oh, okay.
And you're probably wearing, like, $400 cigar shoes.
So now you're just blending all of my bad habits together?
No.
No, no, no.
I haven't bought anything online in months.
Well, not months.
It feels like it.
By the way, I saw Asian John on the way to the studio.
Yeah, he's everywhere.
And he was going to the cigar shop on Blankety Blank and 7th Avenue.
And I go, where are you going?
He goes, I'm going to get a cigar.
He's with someone else.
He goes, we're going to get cigars.
I go, you know that that's gay, right?
It's a phallic symbol.
You're sucking a phallic symbol.
He goes, yeah, we're gay.
No, he's not.
I don't know.
A lot of people in New York City pass for it.
They're like normal, and then they're like, oh yeah, dude, I just blew a dude.
And you're like, huh, weird.
Yeah, like John Robertson, the dude who plays the mom in Bob's Burgers, I met him almost 20 years ago now.
And he doesn't talk gay at all.
Yeah, I know the guy I'm talking about.
He's like Pete, what's his name from SNL?
His dad's a dead fireman.
Pete Davidson's dead dad?
Yeah.
He's like a Pete Davidson type of dude.
Like, hey, what's going on?
Like Tim Dillon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like Tim Dillon.
And so I was like, Oh my God, her fucking tits are just like the perfect size.
And he's looking at me like, I don't care.
And I go, how could you not like those tits?
And he goes, I'm the gayest person in the fucking world.
That one, right?
No, that's Eugene Merman, who once kissed me on the lips.
That's gay.
Cause he said, hey Gavin, how's it going being conservative?
This is a long time ago when I was, it was slowly being discovered.
And so he made out with me like I was going to go, oh, homosexuality!
Right, right.
And then you put your hand on the back of his head and he's like, wait a second.
No, it's, it's, yeah, I just stuck my tongue down his throat.
That's not him.
Not him.
That's John Benjamin.
Okay.
You don't know anything in the world.
I'm, I'm think, I'm, I'm glad it wasn't that guy.
The mom.
Oh yeah, the one who plays the mom.
Okay, I'll find, oh, this guy.
Yeah, you just had him.
That guy.
Oh yeah, he kind of looks a little.
He might look gay now, but 20 years ago he was just like a New York dude.
But the way he said I'm the gayest person in the world, I advise people to do that.
Whenever Trump comes up in a conversation, like I'm not courting anyone, I got my friends, I got my MAGA dads, got my baseball dads, I'm good.
So I don't have any time to waste.
So if someone starts shitting on Trump at a bar or something, I just go, I am the biggest Trump supporter you'll ever meet in your life.
When I'm shown things he's done wrong, I can't see them.
He could rape a kid and I would go, lots of people rape kids.
I mean, you'd be surprised how common it is.
And then they go, oh, okay.
You know what they usually do?
They usually go, I don't really know.
I don't know much about, like they instantly back down.
Um, all right.
I have to tell you this incredibly important story.
Breaking news.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
So I'm at the gym today on my water after my great pray Bible sleep.
And I hear honk, honk.
I'm already mad.
Not at the honker.
Whatever is being honked at I can tell is egregious.
Because it's in a very shitty neighborhood where people are fucking entitled and they double park all the time.
All the time.
You don't see double parking like this anywhere else.
It's sort of in the Bronx area.
And I've noticed this these days with the whole, with the rioting and everything.
I feel like black people are sort of like, I don't know, this could just be my own prejudice, but I'm sensing that there's this vibe where black people are like, you know what?
I built this fucking country.
Fuck all of you.
This is mine.
Fuck you.
I'm sure we don't see the middle class ones who are like, what the fuck is going on?
But with like the more working class African American people of color, I just sense there's this like, yeah, fuck you.
I'm doing this.
Almost like Sid Vicious kind of attitude.
I'm just throwing a milkshake out the window.
I'm done with it.
So I look out the window and there's an 18 wheeler that's trying to park by the grocery store.
So you're not allowed to park anywhere near the grocery store because it's a fucking loading dock.
And the 18-wheeler pulls in there and the pallets, the forklifts come out and they start removing the pallets.
It's how grocery stores work.
So I look out the window at some white Hispanic driver honking.
He can't even get off the main road because there's nowhere to get off to.
The illegal parkers have blocked him in and you need a big A wide berth.
By the way, if you're not a dad and you're not a get-off-my-lawn type of old dude, this story's going to bore you.
Maybe go get an aperitif or something right now, because this is strictly for the dads.
So I'm sitting there.
I got my boxing gloves on the edge of the window looking down going, what in the fuck?
So he can't do anything.
And cars on the main road are honking because they can't get past him.
And he's like, I'm sorry.
He's trying to do my job, and God knows how long he's been on the road.
He probably came from, like, fucking, uh, your neck of the woods, Neuberger, whatever.
You know, with all his- and he's in traffic, and he's on the FDR, and he finally gets there.
And then- I hate this fucking shit!
He's almost done.
He's probably- he's probably finishing, like, a 13-hour shift.
He can't wait to go home and just fucking watch Autotrade magazine.
So he gets out and there's three cars that are preventing him, right?
First car's a taxi cab.
No one's there.
He just parked there.
There's a million places on the other side of the street or just down a bit.
No, I want to park here because that's my store.
So that taxi cab driver pissed me off.
The middle white car, I can't see what he is.
But the truck driver, I don't care what he said.
He could have said, fuck you, you cocksucker, move.
And he'd be right.
If I was that person, I'd go, all right, all right, all right.
Chill out, chill out.
Sorry, sorry.
Am I wrong?
I'm fucking up your day.
But this guy was, I could hear the guy yelling back at him.
And then he goes, as he pulls out, he goes, honk, honk.
And he goes, he gives him the finger and goes, what?
And that guy did one of these.
I want to see a topographical map on who does this, who does this and who does this.
Yeah, that's good.
What do you do?
You know, I want to force myself to do this, but I'm pretty sure I just do that.
I haven't done that in a long time, but... This is my culture, my people.
Yeah, me too.
Thumb tucked in, and the finger... I was going to say the penis.
The E.T.
finger, like, as anally probing as possible.
Fuck you.
I do like this one better, though.
Me too.
I wish this was my people.
I know, but I wish I came from wherever this area is.
I don't want to.
I feel like it's it's Milwaukee.
Yeah, maybe Detroit.
Yeah, because it kind of looks gunnish.
Yeah.
I wonder what L.A.
is.
Maybe it's that.
I know my one friend who's like, this is hard.
He just did this.
He just he wouldn't even point that out.
You just be like.
Here's another kind of throw middle.
You know how Trump says fucking was like fucking this.
I make that I'm going to make that my finger.
It's this.
Yeah, I don't even care enough to flip you off.
It is a disaster!
If you replayed it and watched it frame by frame, you'd realize one finger was slightly higher than the other.
If you check out the photo finish, yeah.
The middle finger's in the lead!
Gary, Keith, and Ron are watching a baseball game.
I'm not naming my team anymore because I'm still mad at them.
But I said, it was Gary, Keith, and Ron talking.
They're the three guys who deal with that team's games.
And I go, are they all married?
My son goes, what?
What kind of question is that?
And I go, Gary, Keith, and Ron, are they all married?
He goes, oh, I thought you meant everyone in baseball.
Yeah, every single player in every single team are 100% of them all married.
That was my question.
So anyway, sorry.
So to go back to this.
So now the cab driver shows up.
This guy's still like, honk, honk.
And I'm sitting there going, I'm trying to meet eyes with him.
I go, what is their problem?
And he thinks I'm fucking with him, and so he's wearing it.
First I go, and then I have to yell, move your car!
So I yell that, and he's like, oh, OK, car.
I'm not in a car.
I'm in a truck, so he's on my side.
And then he just sort of goes.
So then I forgot to tell you, the first car was this black lady.
She's got a Black Lives Matter shirt on.
She seems to be below the poverty line, we'll see.
And she comes out, and she's messing with stuff.
And he goes, you gotta move.
So then he goes to do the white car, and he goes to do the taxi.
My eyes are on the white car and the taxi, I don't see what she does.
He comes back, now the white car's gone, the taxi's gone.
He comes back, she's not in her car anymore.
And I'm the same as him, I'm like, what the fuck?
They're throwing themselves into the road, gladly!
She went into the grocery store to go get something.
With the car still- Oh my...
You're parked illegally.
You could park illegally on the other side of the street and that would have been great.
That would have been fantastic.
But she couldn't even like go and move so he could finish his job so like six people could get to work.
And I'm like what?
And now I'm just waiting with my big fat hands perched over the side like a barricade.
And yeah, that was my attitude.
I'm flabbergasted.
At first, I think I'm hallucinating.
I don't have my glasses on, right?
Because I'm at the gym.
But I'm like, maybe her body's shaped like a chair and she has a chair patterned shirt on.
I can't be looking at a driver's seat.
But I was.
I'm looking through the windshield.
And then she comes back and she has something that's like this big.
Like lunch and meat.
What?
Or cheese.
And I could hear like, I know, I know.
It's like, I told you to move your car.
It's like, I know you told me.
I'm moving my car.
And I'm like, what's the matter with you?
You turn around.
And she doesn't know where that voice is coming from, because I'm up on the third floor leaning down.
And I go, what the fuck's move your car?
She goes, I am moving my car, motherfucker.
Yeah!
How dare you!
Twelve minutes!
I'm not exaggerating.
Twelve minutes.
Bing, bing!
The bell's been ringing.
Oh, you can tell.
I've missed like five rounds.
Oh, wow.
Staring at this with my little budgie arms.
And she gets in her car and drives away.
And eventually, now the 18-wheeler full of fuck knows how much produce and what's the value of that?
Probably like two aisles worth of food.
Probably like half a million dollars of stuff can finally... pull into its spot because of this one woman.
You come across as a bitch.
I was yelling at her, and then you don't realize how loud you are when you're yelling at a window in a gym, and then I turn around and everyone's like, what the fuck?
What was that about?
And I have to tell the whole story.
Mike!
If you're not a dad, that story is like, so you were yelling at someone who was parked wrong?
But if you are a dad, it's like, This is as heavy as it is.
This is the same heaviness.
Uh, you're staying at someone's house and you feel like it's a little cold.
So you turn up in the, maybe at 11 PM you're staying over, you turn up their thermostat.
That's weird.
Like to 72.
And then you, you come down your bathrobe and you see someone's changed the thermostat.
That's inappropriate.
That's how, that's dad outrage.
That's how outraged I was.
She had changed my thermostat.
Fuck.
I mean, Also in the news.
Oh, we should probably just end it, right?
Oh, it's 33, yeah.
So yes, as I say, justiceforliberty.com, we have a new payment structure now.
The old one got hacked.
The way to donate to Justice for Liberty is to either go to Gavin's Doodles and make a donation on their donation box or bid on one of the doodles.
I think the next wave is going to be John's drawings.
And I hope those do well, because whether you like Proud Boys or not, or even believe in this cause, it's cool to have a prison drawing.
It's closed now.
We're going to reopen it shortly.
No one wanted that, unfortunately.
Really?
Yeah, Pissbroom got zero bids.
Oh, that one I want, but Pissbroom, okay.
I'll take it.
So we've raised $9,000, and I've just been sending it to Zenoa.
I say, like, eventually if we over-send to you, you'll have to send some to Max.
You know what I mean?
It's 50-50, Max and John.
But, um, she sent a video in.
Did I send that to you?
Oh, it was that WeTransfer link, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I got it.
Give me one minute.
Okay.
She's very thankful for this.
Now, when you see this video, I want you to keep in mind that this woman and these children have been denied their father for four years and please pay attention to the um the addresses we do at the end of this show these guys when you they talk to me all the time when when you send them just some dumb note some postcard that's amazing it makes their day it's like christmas when you're in there send them a meme send them some dumb story hey get this our local school has diaper day
Where everyone at the school has to wear a diaper.
It's supposed to raise awareness about the elderly.
Like some dumb anecdote like that with the newspaper article folded in.
Like just retardation.
You can't... Don't send lots of markered up things because the prisons think that you are hiding LSD in the ink.
So make sure it's just normal pen to paper or normal printout.
I assume newspaper articles are allowed.
But...
Yeah, these, these four people have been denied their patriarch because he's a Nazi.
Why is he a white supremacist?
Because he's, well, he's a fascist.
Okay, well, that is different, you realize.
Well, why is he a fascist then?
Well, he beat up anti-fascists.
Oh, were they just like in a picnic or something?
No, they picked a fight with him, but he, so they wanted to fight.
So it was mutual combat.
Yeah, but he fought back too hard and he kicked one too long.
Oh, so that guy must have sued him or pressed charges?
No, that guy went home, told the cops to fuck off.
Like, this is one of the most egregious examples of... Wait, that doesn't look like the right one.
It was the only one.
Ah, shit, that's a different one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But let's see that one.
I think they're both very similar.
Okay.
Hello!
This is ZZ Kinsman and John and I, we have three beautiful children.
This is Liberty, JJ, and Zola.
Say hi!
Hi!
And we are very grateful for all the donations and support that you guys have given us through this really tough time.
The kids haven't seen him since December.
Liberty hasn't seen him since October and so it's been a little hard and we're really appreciative of all the help we've gotten.
She's good, right?
That's good.
She should do a show.
That'd be cool.
a lot to us.
It means a lot to John.
He gets so many letters of support and he just doesn't even know what to do with it.
He's overwhelmed.
We're all overwhelmed and we really want to say thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
She's good, right?
That's good.
She should do a show.
That'd be cool.
Why don't we get her on the network?
You know that she never stutters...
When she did that video that's on Justice for Liberty, that was just one take, no script.
Off the cuff.
Hi, my name is Cece Kinsman and this is my daughter Liberty and her dad, John Kinsman.
Isn't it weird seeing them age?
Yeah, that's a younger child.
Yeah.
It's not speaking right there.
Defending himself against a domestic terrorist organization, Antifa.
Who decided that the night of the speech that my husband attended, that they were going to vandalize the club and leave a manifesto promising... Let's go behind the paywall.
So I have another story from the bar, and we will sort of briefly talk about news.
We'll talk about this abduction with these kids, but that's not for you freeloaders.
Thank you for tuning in.
People who have paid, please stick around.
We've got a lot to discuss and some phone calls to take.
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