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Sept. 3, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #63 | ZANNOAH (Part 1)

We avoid politics on this live show and indulge in silly stories about the bar, the gym, and our inability to work our own damn soundboard.

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You know, you can play the air guitar in your 40s, but after 50, it's physically, I cannot do it.
I don't mean I'm not good enough.
It's like wearing red Chuck Taylors or something.
Oh, it feels weird.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
This is the live episode from 9 till about 9.30.
We're free on iTunes as an audio podcast.
And then we go behind the paywall after 9.30, where you can't touch us.
Can't touch us.
And then from 10 to 11, we take your calls.
I also do sketches from 10 to 11 that we then auction off at Gavin's Doodles.
You can find the link on censoring.tv.
And we donate 100% of that money to justiceforliberty.com.
We just sent in another check of 2,000.
So I think since we started doing the doodles, there's been three auctions, and it was like 4K, 3K, 2K.
So we're almost at 10K for that.
And then my cameos have been going to Justice for Liberty.
That's at 4K.
So we're 13K recently, which is pretty good.
It would be nice if we could give Max and John some money when they get out.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think with Max and John, I think their lawyer bills were about 30.
It'd be nice to get that paid off each, so $60.
And then fucking...
Family?
Give them...
Help them get on their feet.
The income that they would have gotten, you know, a little jumpstart.
Right, well that's, I'm giving Zenoa the money now, because she's moving and stuff.
But one thing I've learned, one thing I've learned about these live shows is to try not to get wasted.
And that's a challenge.
Dude, I'm so fucking bummed.
I just went up a size from 33 to 34.
Wow.
And it's too small.
No way.
$150 I spent on all new pants.
And they were on sale, $15 each.
So I got an expensive pair that was $70.
And then $315 or zero.
So four pairs of pants, too small.
That's terrible.
Here's what you do when you buy pants.
And buying pants, I don't like Mark Marin, but he wrote a great article for the New York Times magazine about how hard it is for men to find pants.
J. Crew, I like them.
Levi's, I obviously like, but, you know, denim is thick.
And in the summer, you want to have something thin.
Of course, when you have thin pants, everyone can see your keys bulging.
And I solved that problem by having reinforced pockets made.
Thick canvas pockets would solve that problem.
But when you buy pants, there we go.
You have to get them a size just a bit large.
Have them pull your thumb out because when you wash them and dry them, they're going to shrink a bit.
Look at his fucking face.
God, I hate him.
I hate that type of guy.
These, you know, liberal comedians who talk about how I'm so messed up, and then they just fuck their interns and complain about how hard life is and talk about their therapist all the time.
And it's like, woe is me, sympathy, sympathy, and then just, oh, yeah, that's it.
Perverts like me, we're just honest.
I'm dying to fuck you.
Um, but I can't.
Anyway, want to talk about that Woodford Reserve is rough, is it?
Kind of want to, yeah.
What does he say?
And I like beer.
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
Um, whiskey is too rough, champagne costs too much.
Um, I have that.
You missed these.
Oh, by the way, that opening band was uh what were they called?
They're from Torrance, California, which is Joyce Manor down by Venice.
Joyce Manor, that was called Home Coming Party.
You know, when I grew up, you hear a band, you go, where are they from?
Maybe that was a hardcore thing, but you would just compartmentalize every band.
Oh, it's part of like the replacements and who's good.
Oh, they're part of that.
Midwestern, Milwaukee, uh, Wisconsin kind of Midwestern, uh, hardcore band like uh with uh DIE Cruising.
Okay, I got it that's, they're there.
Whoa oh, that's Rancid.
Oh, I get it.
OP OP IVY and So Cal and Gilman Street and that whole scene down there.
Okay, I got it.
That ended up being FAT Records as, as you know, they got older and all that stuff got it.
Oh, it's Cro-mags.
Oh, that's New York City, that scene, Cuban patriots, the.
The San Francisco scene didn't like the New York scene because they thought they were Nazis, but they didn't get.
It was just Cuban expats who tend to be very patriotic and wave American flags.
Um, but with all this internet, I don't know if kids do that anymore.
So every time we have an opening band I say oh, that was four kids from Torrance California, that's south of Los Angeles.
I don't think they give a about that.
They're more like, what genre is it and are they trans?
This is pretty cool though dude, if I have to undo the top button.
Well, my new pants.
Oh, so the belt's not even working, it's just.
No, the belt's fine, just holding a guns.
Adjusted pants.
This is England, so you got um, all the different bands, Primal Scream or Scottish, did I?
I didn't know that.
Huh, Arctic monkeys yeah see, that's how I think of them.
That's cool.
Like, when I think of the Arctic monkeys, I think of of northern English, I think of drunks, and I see PULP is a London band.
Huh, that's a cool trick.
But anyway, they're young kids and you should check them out.
Very lo-fi kind of a sound that's popular in Australia right now.
It's almost like a 60s punk kind of thing.
Yes, we drank beer.
I like beer, great songs.
This week that all you non-subscribers have missed out on, we discovered Tom T Hal.
I guess he's from Hehan.
I never noticed because I was six, but he's got two great songs.
I like beer and uh, I love all the things alone.
I love coffee in a cup.
Fuzzy little pups.
I love little baby ducks.
I like when he goes music when it's good.
Sunday school and me.
Okay, we've already discussed it.
And then we had that awesome band that I that my daughter turned me on to, Death Grip.
I've seen footage.
I've been screaming that all week.
And at the gym, there's a large gay man who is one of the best boxers there.
And so he has authority.
Go ahead.
Isn't it great not being on YouTube?
We can relax.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
This is one of those bands.
It's really just one guy.
I mean, the band is there, but it's this one sort of tech genius behind everything.
And then there was that cool boom, boom, boom.
What are they called?
Harlow Hollowed.
And I can't tell if it's Trumpers, Gen Z Trumpers, taking a song.
No, I think they're...
But then I see they do this song about Corona.
But, like, a bad song about it?
I mean, no, like, put your mask on.
They're cool.
Oh, no, they are cool.
It's just rare that MAGA kids are.
I'm a coomer.
I'm guessing this is about fapping, fappers.
So it's making fun of people who beat off?
I think they're The song makes me want to become a doomer Instead of a cool Is that funny with Proud Boys?
They said we don't beat off.
The real thing is you're only allowed to ejaculate within a yard of a lady with her consent.
You can jerk off if your significant others pregnant or menstruating or something.
But that became more anti-masturbation.
No, we're anti-jerking off alone to porn.
And then that made our adversaries be pro-beating off.
And the Daily Show did a big thing about how awesome it is to beat off.
And you're like, wow.
Wanker is an insult for a reason, dude.
You don't look very cool bragging about how fantastic it is to rub your genitals while watching two other people.
Oh, it fueled alt-right anger, did it?
Cool theory.
That's why Antifa is so chill, right?
They're getting their nuts out.
Yeah.
I contacted that guy.
Really?
With the Daily Show guy.
Yeah.
No, that one-handed dude who's against using your hands to beat off.
Yeah, you corresponded back and forth email.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone blew his hand off for beating off, and now he's very pro-beating off.
But I was like, you fucking loser.
And I explained it all to him.
And he goes, oh, wow, you really came out strong.
And I go, shut the fuck up.
It was that kind of talk.
This is all via email.
And he goes, I get it.
You're one of these people who sort of shoots from the hip and comes out swinging.
That's not the way I am.
And he made it sound like I was just this aggressive asshole.
Dude, you went on national television calling out a men's club.
So you started it.
Don't act surprised when someone calls you and says, what the fuck are you doing?
There's John.
I'm just masturbating increases their testosterone and makes them more weird.
Anyway, we're off at a million tangents, and I tend to forget what I was originally trying to say.
Yeah, so this guy at the gym, he's really into disco, and he has authority there.
He's an old dude, my age, really old.
Every time I say someone's old, they're younger than me.
So it's disco all the time.
That's just, you can't get pumped to disco.
You get pumped to boom, boom, boom, boom, get out of my way.
Or I've seen footage.
Not ring my bell.
Like I physically feel myself getting tired.
No way.
Yes.
That's one of the songs?
Yeah, it's not even late disco.
It's like as disco began.
That's terrible.
He's like, you get it?
It's a bummer.
As soon as I open the door to the bottom of the stairs and I'm coming up, I start hearing disco.
I just go, oh, for fuck's sakes.
All right, guys, do some burpees.
All right, guys, I want you to start punching each other in the face as hard as you can.
So that's a bummer.
What a day at the gym today.
I have some revelations, by the way, about boxing.
I've been drinking Gatorade like I'm some sort of health freak and I'm doing a great job and I'm having electrolytes.
I'm drinking sugar.
It's got a little bit less sugar than all the other shit, but not much.
It's got less than Coke.
So now I just drink water.
Major change.
Another change I made recently was I'd have a coffee to try to get myself psyched before training.
No, don't have that.
You're not you at the gym if you just had a coffee.
You should have the workout that your non-coffee body wants you to have.
And that's a lot more sort of measured rather than just coming in.
And then you're so those have been my two big changes.
And thank God this fucking heat wave is over.
But I got to tell you this story.
And that's what I was trying to say earlier.
I've learned in these shows that to have a bunch of links and news items and doot breaking news, it doesn't work with this short segment when we're cutting to ads and stuff.
So this is all just shooting the shit, but that's not typical of the show.
The show is usually, for you, those who don't subscribe, just me sneezing for an hour and a half.
No, the show is usually, here's a general topic, and then we go through all these examples and pull this up and have you notice this pattern here.
I'm very, very happy with yesterday's show where we're talking about this Sikh who was talking about George Washington.
And he was doing some hip-hop thing because he's a rapper named Houdini.
And he was like, yo, America was built on racism.
And he's got his big Sikh thing.
And he's talking about how George Washington had slaves.
And the beauty of Sikhs is you look them up and whatever time they're depicting, Muslims were murdering them.
So I'm like, okay, George Washington, let me look up around that time.
So the American Revolution was, what, 1765 to 1780 something?
In 1762, there was a major Sikh holocaust where tens of thousands of women and children were massacred just for being Sikh.
And his priority is let's bitch about America and all the horrible things they've done to black people.
What about what Muslims did to you, my friend, Mr. Panjam Singh?
I also realized something else.
You know, at the end of that video where he says, and Bollywood, we don't need your support until you address your casteism, sexism, blah, blah, blah.
The whole script was clearly written by a white guy who was trying to sound black.
But I think that white guy who wrote it doesn't realize that Sikhs live in Punjab, which is not in India.
There's India, there's Punjab, and there's Pakistan.
I think he thinks there's just India.
Yeah, I thought Punjab was a type of Indian, Punjabi Indian.
No, if you're a Punjabi, you're Sikh.
Ooh, I hope I'm getting that wrong.
Oops.
Apparently, the $20 bill thing, people are like, oh, George Washington isn't on the 20.
It got confusing because he's holding up the $20 bill, but he's talking about Washington.
But he's actually talking about Jackson.
So did he get that wrong?
Or was it us?
Is he holding up a $20 bill?
Could have been a one.
Let me see.
No, he mentions the $20 a bunch of times.
Yeah, I know.
I got confused, but people have been writing in about this, this $20 bill thing.
Let's see.
It's right in the beginning.
Yeah.
This piece of paper with the thing.
By the way, my bartender today, she's a woman.
She's, I guess, a barmaid.
I love her to death, but she's, I'm not going to say she's nuts.
She's very eccentric, and she's determined.
Everything is astrology to her.
I'm a cancer, and my thing is rising, and Sagittarius.
She told me today America has an astrological chart with Scorpio and all this shit.
But she also confided in me, and I don't want to blow up her spot.
You ready for this one?
I don't think you're going to.
I'll pay you a million of these if you can guess.
Okay.
Ready?
What's happening here?
Yes.
What else did she say today?
That's the whole hint?
Yep.
What else did she say today while holding a dollar?
You're never going to get it.
I'm George Washington.
You are George Washington?
No, she is reincarnated.
Oh.
That deserves a million.
And it gets crazier.
George Washington's wife, the first lady, she's been reincarnated as this guy that she dated in New York who looks exactly like George Washington's wife.
The guy looks like George Washington's wife.
Yes.
And she goes, isn't it uncanny?
And she's holding up George Washington next to her face.
And I'm like, not even remotely close.
You have like angular features.
You have like a pointy nose and a pointy chin.
She's very pretty.
But George Washington is more blobby, like a blobby nose.
Yes, he does.
I have a blobby nose.
So she goes, well, I had a nose, John.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
You had a George Washington nose before this?
I was like, wait, do you fuck George Washington's wife?
So you have a wooden nose.
He had wooden teeth.
Okay, that's cool.
And then I said to her, answer me this.
This has been bugging me for a long time.
I'm so glad I get to meet you.
When the British took over Fort Decane, and, well, they failed.
They were killed by the French and the Indians jumping from the trees and shooting them.
I have a giant painting of it in my dining room.
George Washington was working with the British soldiers.
He was like a hired guy, a hired gun.
And I've always wondered when he saw those guys jumping out of the trees and killing the British, is that when he said, you know what?
America could do this.
I want to be on the tree side and I want to be shooting down at my fellow English cocksuckers and we could start a whole new country.
And she didn't answer the question very specifically.
It was a long time ago, you know.
Yeah.
Well, and then she was all about fucking Capricorns.
But let's see what Billy holds up.
The man on the face of the $20 bill is the same man who once offered up to 325 times that amount for the return of a runaway enslaved person.
Talking about Jackson.
Including extra bonuses for every hundred lashes inflicted upon that man.
He wasn't afraid of the business really hard on slaves.
Yes, I heard about it.
Right, right, right.
I mean, the same argument can be made there.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, people are just.
Anyway, that was a fun part of the week.
So sorry to bore subscribers, but so tomorrow, for example, we're going to do riot porn.
We're just going to show X-rated images and videos of Antifa and Trump supporters having sex.
No?
I'm using porn colloquially.
We're just going to go through a whole bunch of riot footage and, you know, determine patterns through it because that you need space to breathe to do that.
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What?
Yeah.
Huh?
Maybe we're maybe we're on our way out.
I don't know.
We're yet another business that was closed down by COVID.
Yeah, so tomorrow we'll go through a bunch of riot footage.
Oh, here's another thing, another thing I've done recently.
So I would be lying in bed on my phone looking at Andrew No's Twitter and watching actual public free country seeing riot after riot after riot.
Then you go to bed and you feel like shit.
So I got this new app.
Again, this is a free promotion.
They'd never be associated with this show anyway.
It's called Pray.
Pray.com.
Pray, believe, receive.
Cool.
And what you do is it's got all these things to fall asleep to.
It's got a million different things, pray nightly, all this.
But I got like the beginning, the story of Noah, Abram, to Abraham, and you just fall asleep as someone softly AMSR tells you the Bible.
They got James Darth Vader reading the Bible.
Oh, that's good.
I'm your father, Jesus.
Luke 17.
So that's cool.
That's what I was doing.
The night ones.
I'm not interested in James Earl Jones.
It's free.
No, actually, I don't know how much it is.
I'm rich.
Oh, man.
It's not expensive.
Why are you saying it's free?
You waste so much fucking money.
If it is anything, it's going to be like $4.99.
And you're probably wearing like $400 cigar shoes.
So now you're just blending all of my bad habits together?
No, no, no.
I haven't bought anything online in months.
Well, not months.
It feels like it.
By the way, I saw Asian John on the way to the studio.
Yeah, he's everywhere.
And he was going to the cigar shop on Blankety Blank and 7th Avenue.
And I go, where are you going?
He goes, I'm going to get a cigar.
He's with someone else.
He goes, we're going to get cigars.
I go, you know, that that's gay, right?
It's a phallic symbol.
You're sucking a phallic symbol.
He goes, yeah, we're gay.
Is he?
No, he's not.
I don't know.
A lot of people in New York City pass for, like, they don't, they're like normal, and then they're like, oh, yeah, dude, I just blew a dude.
And you're like, huh, weird.
Yeah, like John Robertson, the dude who plays the mom in Bob's Burgers.
I met him almost 20 years ago now, and he doesn't talk gay at all.
Yeah, I know.
His dad's a dead, he's like Pete, what's his name from SNL?
His dad's a dead fireman.
Pete Davidson's dead, dad.
Yeah.
He's like a Pete Davidson type of dude.
Like, hey, what's going on?
Like Tim Dylan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like Tim Dylan.
And so I was like, oh my God, her fucking tits are just like the perfect size.
And he's looking at me like, I don't care.
And I go, how could you not like those tits?
And he goes, I'm the gayest person in the fucking world.
That one, right?
No, that's Eugene Merman, who once kissed me on the lips.
That's gay.
Because he said, hey, Gavin, how is it going being conservative?
This is a long time ago when it was slowly being discovered.
And so he made out with me like I was going to go, homosexuality.
Right, right.
And then you put your hand on the back of his head and you're just like, wait a second.
No, it's it's yeah, I just tongue down his throat.
Not him.
That's John Benjamin.
Okay.
You don't know anything in the world.
I'm glad it's the mom.
Oh, yeah, the one who plays the mom.
Okay, I'll find.
Oh, this guy.
Yeah, you just had him.
That guy.
Oh, yeah, he kind of looks a little.
He might look gay now, but 20 years ago, he was just like a New York dude.
Damn.
But the way he said, I'm the gayest person in the world, I advise people to do that.
Whenever Trump comes up in a conversation, like I'm not courting anyone.
I got my friends.
I got my MAGA dads.
I got my baseball dads.
I'm good.
So I don't have any time to waste.
So if someone starts shitting on Trump at a bar or something, I just go, I am the biggest Trump supporter you'll ever meet in your life.
When I'm shown things he's done wrong, I can't see them.
He could rape a kid and I would go, lots of people rape kids.
I mean, you'd be surprised how common it is.
And then they go, oh, okay.
You know what they usually do?
They usually go, I don't really know.
I don't know much about.
Like they instantly back down.
All right, I have to tell you this incredibly important story.
Breaking news.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
So I'm at the gym today on my water after my great pray Bible sleep.
And I hear, honk, honk.
I'm already mad.
Not at the honker.
And whatever is being honked at, I can tell is egregious because it's in a very shitty neighborhood where people are fucking entitled and they double park all the time.
All the time.
You don't see double parking like this anywhere else.
It's sort of in the Bronx area.
And I've noticed this these days with the whole rioting and everything.
I feel like black people are sort of like, I don't know.
This could just be my own prejudice, but I'm sensing that there's this vibe where black people are like, you know what?
I built this fucking country.
Fuck all of you.
This is mine.
Like, fuck you.
I'm sure we don't see the middle class ones who are like, what the fuck is going on?
But with like the more working class African-American people of color, I just sense there's this like, yeah, fuck you.
I'm doing this.
Almost like Sid Vicious kind of attitude.
I'm just throwing a milkshake out the window.
I'm done with it.
So I look out the window and there's an 18-wheeler that's trying to park by the grocery store.
So you're not allowed to park anywhere near the grocery store because it's a fucking loading dock.
And the 18-wheeler pulls in there and the forklifts come out and they start removing the pallets.
It's how grocery stores work.
So I look out the window.
Some white Hispanic driver honking.
He can't even get off the main road because there's nowhere to get off to.
The illegal parkers have blocked him in and you need a big, a wide berth.
By the way, if you're not a dad, you're not a get off my lawn type of old dude, this story is going to bore you.
Maybe go get an aperitif or something right now because this is strictly for the dads.
So I'm sitting there.
I got my boxing gloves on the edge of the window looking down going, what in the fuck?
So he can't do anything.
And cars on the main road are honking because they can't get past him.
And he's like, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to do my job.
And God knows how long he's been on the road.
He probably came from like fucking your neck of the woods, Newberg or whatever, you know, with all his, and he's in traffic and he's on the FDR.
He finally gets there.
And then I hate this fucking shit.
He's almost done.
He's probably, he's probably finishing like a 13-hour shift.
He can't wait to go home and just fucking watch Auto Trade magazine.
So he gets out and there's three cars that are preventing him, right?
First car is a taxi cab.
No one's there.
He just parked there.
There's a million places on the other side of the street or just down a bit.
No, I want to park here because that's my store.
So that taxicab driver pissed me off.
The middle white car, I can't see what he is.
But the truck driver, I don't care what he said.
He could have said, fuck you, you cocksucker, move.
And he'd be right.
If I was that person, I'd go, all right, all right, right.
Chill out, chill out.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm not wrong.
I'm fucking up your day.
But this guy was, I could hear the guy yelling back at him.
And then he goes, as he pulls out, he goes, honk, honk.
And he goes, gives him the finger and goes, what?
And that guy did one of these.
I want to see a topographical map on who does this, who does this, and who does this.
Yeah, that's good.
What do you do?
You know, I want to force myself to do this, but I'm pretty sure I just do that.
I haven't done that in a long time.
This is my culture, my people.
Yeah, me too.
I tuck it.
Thumb tucked in and the finger.
I was going to say the penis.
The ET finger, like as probing, anally probing as possible.
Fuck you.
I do like this one better, though.
Me too.
I wish this was my people.
I know, but I wish I came from wherever this area is.
I don't want to.
I feel like it's Milwaukee.
Yeah, maybe.
Detroit.
Yeah, because it kind of looks gunnish.
Yeah.
I wonder what LA is.
Maybe it's that.
I know my one friend who's like, this is hard to.
He wouldn't even point that.
You'd just be like, here's another.
I had to throw a middle.
You know how Trump says fucking?
Where he's like, fucking.
Yeah, fucking.
I'm gonna make that.
I'm gonna make that my finger.
It's this.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even care enough to flip you off.
Like, you can't.
This is a disaster.
If you replayed it and watched it frame by frame, you'd realize one finger was slightly higher than the other.
If you check out the photo finish, yeah.
The middle finger's in the lead.
Gary, Keith, and Ron are watching a baseball game.
I'm not naming my team anymore because I'm still mad at them.
But I said it was Gary, Keith, and Ron talking.
They're the three guys who deal with that team's games.
And I go, are they all married?
My son goes, what?
What kind of question is that?
And I go, Gary, Keith, and Ron.
Are they all married?
He goes, oh, I thought you meant everyone in baseball.
Yeah, every single player in every single team are 100% of them all married.
That was my question.
So anyway, sorry.
So to go back to this.
So now the cab driver shows up.
This guy's still like, honk, honk.
And I'm sitting there going, I'm trying to meet eyes with him.
I go, what is their problem?
And he thinks I'm fucking with him.
And so he's wearing at first.
I go, and then I have to yell, move your car.
So I yell that and he's like, oh, okay, car.
I'm not in a car.
I'm in a truck.
So he's on my side.
And then he just sort of goes.
So then, I forgot to tell you, the first car was this black lady.
She's got a Black Lives Matter shirt on.
She seems to be below the poverty line, we'll say.
And she comes out and she's messing with stuff.
And he goes, you got to move.
So then he goes to do the white car and he goes through the taxi.
My eyes are on the white car and the taxi.
I don't see what she does.
He comes back.
Now the white car's gone.
The taxi's gone.
He comes back.
She's not in her car anymore.
And I'm the same as him.
I'm like, why the fuck?
They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
She went into the grocery store to go get something.
With the cars.
Oh, my.
You're parked illegally.
You could park illegally on the other side of the street.
And that would have been great.
That would have been fantastic.
But she couldn't even like go and move.
So he could finish his job.
So like six people could get to work.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And now I'm just waiting with my big fat hands perched over the side like a parakeet.
And yeah, that was my attitude.
I'm flabbergasted at first.
I think I'm hallucinating.
I don't have my glasses on, right?
Because I'm at the gym.
But I'm like, maybe her body's shaped like a chair and she has a chair, just patterned shirt on.
I can't be looking at a driver's seat.
But I was.
I'm looking through the windshield.
And then she comes back and she has something that's like this big.
Like luncheon meat.
What?
Or cheese.
And I could say, like, I know, I know.
It's like, I told you to move your car.
It's like, I know you told me I'm moving my car.
And I'm like, what's the matter with you?
You turn around.
And she doesn't know where that voice is coming from because I'm up on the third floor leaning down.
And I go, what the fuck's move your car?
She goes, I am moving my car, motherfucker.
Yeah.
How dare you?
12 minutes.
I'm not exaggerating.
12 minutes.
Bing, bing.
The bell's been ringing.
I've missed like five rounds staring at this with my little budgie arms.
And she gets in her car and drives away.
And eventually, now the 18-wheeler full of fuck knows how much produce and what's the value of that?
Probably two aisles worth of.
Probably like half a million dollars of stuff can finally pull into its spot.
Because of this one woman.
You come across as a bitch.
I was yelling at her.
And then you don't realize how loud you are when you're yelling at a window in a gym.
And then I turn around and everyone's like, what the fuck?
What was that about?
And I have to tell the whole story.
Mike!
If you're not a dad, that story is like, so you were yelling at someone who was parked wrong?
But if you are a dad, it's like this is as heavy as it is.
This is the same heaviness.
You're staying at someone's house and you feel like it's a little cold.
So you turn up in the maybe at 11 p.m.
You're staying over, you turn up their thermostat.
That's weird.
Like to 72.
And then you come down your bathrobe and you see someone's changed the thermostat.
That's inappropriate.
That's how, that's dad outraged.
That's how outraged I was.
She had changed my thermostat.
Fucking, I've been also in the news.
Oh, we should probably just end it, right?
Oh, it's 33 yen.
So yes, as I say, justiceforliberty.com, we have a new payment structure now.
The old one got hacked.
The way to donate to Justice for Liberty is to either go to Gavin's Doodles and make a donation on their donation box or bid on one of the doodles.
I think the next wave is going to be John's drawings.
And I hope those do well because whether you like Proud Boys or not or even believe in this cause, it's cool to have a prison drawing.
It's closed now.
We're going to reopen it shortly.
No one wanted that, unfortunately.
Really?
Yeah, Piss Broom got zero bids.
Oh, that one I want, but Piss Broom.
Okay.
I'll take it.
So we've raised $9,000 and I've just been sending it to Zenoa.
I say, like, eventually if we oversend to you, you'll have to send some to Max.
You know what I mean?
It's $50,500, Max and John.
But she sent a video in.
Did I send that to you?
Oh, it was that.
Oh, it was that WeTransfer link, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I got it.
Give me one minute.
Okay.
She's very thankful for this.
Now, when you see this video, I want you to keep in mind that this woman and these children have been denied their father for four years.
And please pay attention to the addresses we do at the end of this show.
These guys, they talk to me all the time, when you send them just some dumb note, some postcard, that's amazing.
It makes their day.
It's like Christmas when you're in there.
Send them a meme.
Send them some dumb story.
Hey, get this.
Our local school has diaper day where everyone at the school has to wear a diaper.
It's supposed to raise awareness about the elderly.
Like some dumb anecdote like that with the newspaper article folded in.
Like just retardation.
You can't, don't send lots of marker up things because the prisons think that you are hiding LSD in the ink.
So make sure it's just normal pen to paper, a normal printout.
I assume newspaper articles are allowed.
But yeah, these four people have been denied their patriarch because he's a Nazi.
Why is he a white supremacist?
Because he's, well, he's a fascist.
Oh, okay.
Well, that is different, you realize.
Well, why is he a fascist then?
Well, he beat up anti-fascists.
Oh, were they just like in a picnic or something?
No, they picked a fight with him, but he, so they wanted to fight.
So it was mutual combat.
Yeah, but he fought back too hard and he kicked one too long.
Oh, so that guy must have sued him or pressed charges?
No, that guy went home, told the cops to fuck off.
Like, this is one of the most egregious examples of, wait, that doesn't look like the right one.
It was the only one.
Oh, shit.
That's a different one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But let's see that one.
I think they're both very similar.
Okay.
Hello.
This is ZC Kinsman.
And John and I, we have three beautiful children.
This is Liberty, JJ, and Zola.
Say hi.
Hi.
And we are very grateful for all the donations and the support that you guys have given us through this really tough time.
The kids haven't seen him since December.
Liberty hasn't seen him since October.
And so it's been a little hard.
And we're really appreciative of all the help we've got globally.
So thanks again.
Okay, baby.
Thanks again, guys, for your help.
It means a lot to us.
It means a lot to John.
He gets so many letters of support and he just doesn't even know what to do with it.
He's overwhelmed.
We're all overwhelmed.
And we really want to say thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
She's good, right?
That's good.
She should do a show.
That'd be cool.
Why don't we get her on the network?
You know what?
She never stutters when she did that video that's on Justice for Liberty.
That was just one take, no script.
Off the cuff.
Hi.
My name is CC Kinsman, and this is my daughter, Liberty.
And her dad, John Kinsworthy, it's not speaking right there.
Defending himself against a domestic terrorist organization, Antifa, who decided that the night of the speech that my husband attended, that they were going to vandalize the club and leave a manifesto promising.
Yeah, let's go behind the paywall.
So I have another story from the bar, and we will sort of briefly talk about news.
We'll talk about this abduction with these kids, but that's not for you, freeloaders.
Thank you for tuning in.
People who have paid, please stick around.
We've got a lot to discuss and some phone calls to take.
And to both parties, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and And never stop fighting.
Well, it's true that I still love you.
For how long I never could tell.
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