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Sept. 3, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E08 - RIOT PAARN [2020-09-03 - S03E08 - RIOT PAARN]

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	You can kind of see where that's going.
	That's a cyberbully mom club.
	And it's basically Antifa.
	You know, it's those little indie rock kids that are probably trans.
	And they would have a heart attack if they knew I listened to their music and had them on the show.
	They probably are talking to their rich dad lawyer as we speak, filing a lawsuit.
	And you think, well, can I listen to music where the people hate me?
	Yeah, especially when they're doing what they do best, making little beta music.
	I like soft music.
	I like when girls are playing guitars and doing little indie rock stuff like that.
	They're doing what they know.
	What they don't know is political structures and revolution and police brutality.
	I mean, if they were to read this book, they would have a meltdown.
	My problem with this book is, and it's fantastic, really well researched.
	Heather's got a hell of a vocabulary.
	I keep circling words.
	I read books with a marker and looking them up.
	But my problem with this book is I'm reading a lot of it going, yeah, yeah, I know.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	and i thought the thing i love about malkin's book is we we never we don't venerate the entrepreneur anymore and we go oh yeah you got rich and you're not paying anyone yeah because they're not shareholders if i have to pay my employees like say say uh censored.tv becomes a billion dollar business,
	does that mean I have to pay every person on the show like a million dollars a year?
	No, not really.
	Because if censored.tv fails, they don't have to pay any money.
	They just cut the cord and they're all free.
	So if you get to benefit exactly proportional to my benefit as the owner, then you have to suffer exactly proportional to my suffering.
	And people forget that part.
	Like if Leatherman went under, you never would have heard of him.
	Or our poor fucking friend Yoshi with the sushi restaurant.
	His dad busted his ass his whole life, started a sushi restaurant, gave it to his son.
	His son busted his ass, worked his ass off.
	It failed.
	He's working at another Japanese restaurant now.
	No one's heard of him.
	Now, if he became David Chang and had a mama fuck you, he would have, everyone would go, oh, look at Mr. Rich kid.
	Daddy bought you a restaurant.
	Now you're rich.
	My son's on the cover of a magazine.
	Anyway, I brought these.
	I brought this.
	Not just to talk about that, but to tell you something that's happened to me.
	I officially am done with losing my shit.
	I don't mean my temper.
	That's not going to happen, but I'm having an unboxing here on the show.
	I got this thing for my glasses.
	You don't see this, folks, at home, but I am looking for my glasses about 50% of my life.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	I also have lost my wallet several times.
	I'm a bit of a drinker, and that means that we tend to forget what the fuck we just did.
	But I'm also an old man.
	Like, did you know that in the morning, you know how I know if I've put on deodorant?
	I smell my armpits.
	I don't remember putting it on.
	Are other people that absent-minded?
	God damn it.
	Why is this shit so hard to open?
	Is this to prevent shoplifters or something?
	How about buyers?
	Can we get our product, please?
	I'm worried I'm going to stab it.
	Fucking!
	God damn it!
	Now I'm carving a fucking marshmallow stick.
	Jesus Christ, that was like getting a microchip out of a fucking blade runner.
	Okay, so it's got this double stick thing, and you stick it to your glasses, and then you recharge it.
	It goes there where it's not going to get in the way of anything.
	And then you recharge it, and you can find them again.
	So I'll tell you how this goes.
	Wait a minute.
	What's these?
	Oh, these are extras, I guess.
	In case it falls off.
	I need my glasses to read how to put this on.
	All right, we won't do that live on the show.
	It's going to take some reading, some instructions, etc.
	But then I also got these tile.
	Now you got this on your keys, right?
	Yes.
	Why don't you show the people that while I try to figure out how to fucking open this?
	This is by Chipolo, so it's Chipolo.
	Chipolo.
	Why does everything you own have such an annoying name?
	Chilbo Schwagens?
	That does suck, yes.
	Chilbo Schwagens, the Chipolo here.
	I also have a USB that goes on my keyring too, but this locates your keys and phone.
	So I could stop drinking and none of this would be an issue.
	Or I could keep drinking.
	Yeah, this is for my wallet.
	And then I think I'll tape this one on my laptop, which I've only really lost once.
	Oh, no, no.
	Your laptop has a find my computer.
	Yes.
	So I'm not going to do it for my laptop or my phone.
	But I'm going to put this on my keys.
	That's not too cumbersome.
	It's a little thick, but.
	This on my keys.
	Wallet.
	What else do I have?
	Glasses taken care of.
	What else do I own?
	Oh.
	Car key separate.
	Car key separate.
	You have a separate car key.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, that seemed a lot more exciting of an idea when I brought it into the studio.
	I'll keep one in my pocket.
	You know where I am now.
	Now it's just, I realize it's more like just watching someone do their taxes.
	I want one.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Get out of my way.
	I'm going to blow you away.
	They called in yesterday.
	That was cool.
	That's one of our first cool bands.
	Yeah.
	For our side.
	And why don't we have more cool bands?
	Because we suck?
	Because we're nerds?
	No, because you destroy their lives.
	Remember Dream Machine?
	Ruined.
	Fucking Buzzo from the Melvins is being raked over the coals for having spoken to me once.
	Not for what he said.
	That's the new thing with the left.
	Ty Richards, barbecue.
	Joe Rogan isn't allowed to put up my shit.
	Like, you can have...
	I got shit for having, what's her name?
	Emily Doohickey, the one who lives...
	Emily Yucas?
	Emily Yucas.
	Patton Oswald says that's when he stopped being my friend because I had her once.
	I disagreed with her.
	Like, Richard Spencer was on CNN.
	I saw Sam Harris was trying to prove I'm a Nazi, and he said that I hugged Richard Spencer in 2016 at Deplorable.
	He took a picture with me.
	Yes, I did.
	Richard Spencer used to be an awesome dude.
	He got me my job at Tacky Mag in 2008.
	He was a normal guy.
	And then over time, he started talking about a plan where America's all white again.
	I said, what?
	People can change.
	People can evolve.
	So when I hugged him in 2016, I was wasted, obviously, but I was also hugging my pal from 2008.
	When he started alt-right, it meant right-wing, but not norm, not boring, just like boom, boom, boom.
	Those kind of guys.
	That's when Pasobic and Cernovich and Fairbanks and Ali and everyone was calling themselves an Ezra Levant.
	We were all calling ourselves alt-right because it was kind of cool.
	Then it got weird.
	Right around when Trump was elected and they were Zeke Heiling at that matter.
	And I think if you want to find the exact second the alt-right went off the rails, it was when Spencer said, Hail Trump, which sounds a lot like Heil, because it is the same word anyway.
	Uh, let's start the show.
	This is not really anything to do with what we're we're gonna have, this show's all riot porn.
	I'm reluctant to call it riot porn, though, because you know, uh, fucking Apple TV might maybe I'll spell it like P-A-A-R-N or something.
	P-A-A-R-N.
	That's how old I am.
	I have to write that down.
	I will have forgotten that.
	But I haven't really, I saw this on GavinMcKinnis.win.
	This amazing Polly chick.
	I didn't realize she was Canadian.
	And she kind of, she reminded, she triggered my PTSD from being English in Quebec.
	And I forgot what it was like because Westerners generally are not victim types.
	So when you victimize us, and this might be a problem, blacks have the reverse problem.
	When they get slightly victimized, they turn it into a whole big thing.
	Like that black dude at the bar last night who got kicked out for choking the bartender.
	And he showed up and tried to get back in.
	He goes, I've spent more money in this place than any of you niggas.
	And we're like, yeah, you've also choked more bartenders than any of us.
	By 100%.
	That's why you're banned, Chris.
	You also deal Coke.
	So you're lucky you're not in prison.
	You're a Coke dealer who choked out our favorite bartender.
	And now you're bitching that you're kicked out.
	Get the hell out of here.
	But real quick, before you do, you want to come in here?
	How about a little Toots Magoots and we can talk.
	Let's talk about it in the bathroom for a long time.
	I have to go poo with you.
	And then we'll talk.
	Anyway, we were victimized in Quebec.
	It was like being black in the 50s.
	I'm sorry.
	But oh my God, the night of the referendum, which I think was 94, you didn't go outside.
	You didn't speak English.
	And I forgot that to walk down the street and have a loud English conversation is audacious.
	It would be like driving through the hood with Metallica blaring from your car.
	Like it's a statement.
	It would be like being a white guy in Harlem and wearing a cowboy hat and saying, yeehaw all the time and having a jacket with tassels on it and being like, what's up?
	Howdy, partner?
	What y'all playing?
	Basketball?
	Like, it's conspicuous.
	And we used to do this just for fun.
	We would ask for directions, even though we knew where we were going, in French.
	Escousé, je je charche le discotèque or whatever.
	And inevitably, they would tell you the wrong direction.
	Always, every time, and we go, no, it's pas de tout, c'est palau.
	And they go, no, no, je pense que c'est c'est jus que je nor dece.
	My French has gotten much worse since I've moved here.
	And you couldn't get a job if you had a slight English accent.
	Kids were harassed in schools.
	Modita anglais.
	Damn English was a common expression.
	I mean, old ladies would get terrorized.
	You couldn't put up a sign.
	I've told you a million times, you can't put up a sign of your own store if it's not in French.
	Your children had to go to French school.
	You weren't allowed to have an English school.
	And I had just kind of pushed that out of my mind.
	Like, can you believe we started Vice?
	An English newspaper in a city of 3 million that had maybe 70,000 English people.
	Anyway, she was bitching about it.
	I shouldn't say bitching.
	She was talking about it and saying the way English people were treated in Quebec, and it was especially bad in the 70s under Justin Trudeau's dad, Pierre, is exactly the same way that normal American patriots are being treated today.
	Experience.
	And you can take my word for it that the looks you get, the attitude around us is the same as it was in Quebec during the quiet revolution, where they thought nothing of physically assaulting,
	psychologically assaulting, refusing services to English people for no other reason than they were English.
	They were terrorists.
	And the radio and the television and the politicians and the rhetoric was just like it is now.
	As a child, I had older kids, teenagers.
	I was a little girl.
	I was five years old.
	I had them throwing rocks at me on my walk home from school every day.
	And then one day, finally, they got me right above the eye.
	And I required stitches, but we couldn't go to the hospital because you didn't know if they would give you treatment at the hospital.
	You didn't know how you would be treatment.
	She tried at the hospital because you were English.
	Before that happened, I was in daycare and the class was told by the teacher to gather around and make fun of me because I was English.
	And then when I cried, they all sung a song that I was a baby.
	Babé la.
	I remember that song.
	My neighbor used to sick their dog on my mother if she went out into the backyard because she was English and they were French.
	There was a mass exodus in the 70s of English people to...
	Toronto was just a silly little town like Kingston or Hamilton.
	And then every English person, a lot of Jews, probably like 40% Jewish, they all left.
	And they were the backbone of Montreal, the Jewish community.
	They had the best schools, including Kamala Harris's school.
	She went to a Jewish school.
	By Jewish, I just mean in the Jewish neighborhood.
	It wasn't like Yamaka's or anything.
	Westmount.
	There were over 60 bombings in Quebec over this issue.
	They kidnapped a diplomat and killed him.
	They kidnapped another person and ended up asking for a plane to be brought to a tarmac so that they could escape to Cuba.
	This was serious.
	This wasn't any quiet revolution.
	And at the end of it, it just got worse.
	Their government got voted in.
	These terrorists succeeded.
	They succeeded.
	And then all of this underhanded cultural evil became codified into law.
	All right.
	You get him.
	You should watch that whole video, though.
	It's very compelling.
	Yeah, I interviewed Philippe Villeneuve of the FLQ, the Front de Liberation de Québec.
	Front de libération de Québec.
	And I said he had just got out of prison after 20 years.
	And I said, So, do you have any regrets about what you've done?
	Because he blew up a building and it killed a security guard.
	And he said, my only regret was that I didn't kill more English.
	This is after his prison term.
	Philip Villeneuve, I think his name is.
	Philip.
	How would you spell that last?
	Villeneuve is V-I-I-L-E, Ville, and then Neuve is N-E-U-V-E.
	So new city in French.
	Philip.
	It's not important.
	It funny.
	He looks like an old man.
	He's an old bald guy.
	The FLQ.
	F-L-Q.
	Anyway, that's enough.
	Before we get into our riot porn, we should cover a few news items.
	One thing, and this wasn't in the notes, I emailed it to you after.
	Jacob Blake's dad is gaining traction.
	Boy, they're not sending their best, are they?
	There we go.
	Jacob Blake's dad.
	Jacob Blake was a piece of shit.
	George Floyd was human garbage.
	Okay?
	Trayvon Martin was actually a good kid who had a future, but he had thrown it away and pursued gangster life, much to his friend's chagrin.
	Mike Brown, I don't know much about him.
	He's probably a piece of shit.
	So piece of shits are usually the result of a piece of shit.
	And that's what Jacob Blake's dad is.
	But because of this stupid narrative where an innocent black boy with his little cardigan sweater vest was on his way to cello practice.
	And a bunch of rednecks showed up in a pickup truck and just said, die, motherfucker.
	Cello, you've got a bass.
	Because of that narrative, you go, okay, well, let's get the cello player's dad.
	And again, sorry to reiterate this, but I know that you fucking lefties out there are arguing, oh, because he had a few, he had a criminal record that you get to shoot him?
	No, because he was an asshole who was constantly fucking with people, raping women, pulling guns, doing drugs.
	The odds are pretty high that in the scenario you described, he was being a dick to cops and wasn't just peacefully going into his SUV, which we're learning now is the case.
	But check out this cello player's dad, Jacob Blake.
	It's after the notes, Ryan.
	I said it's not in the notes, right?
	Please don't just watch the show.
	Be in the show.
	Jacob Blake Sr. has a long history of racist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian posts.
	He's just a fucking garbage human.
	And he's going to meet the potential president of the United States because the narrative.
	But check out his brain.
	Okay.
	And first of all, he posts tweets on Instagram.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	What is that?
	That's a sign of retardation.
	But go down, they have them all.
	A Jew can't tell me shit, period.
	Really?
	What about your doctor?
	Jacob, I'm getting very worried about your spine.
	You're hunched over.
	You're going to be the hunchback of Notre Dame by the time you got to get your pasture straight.
	Fuck you, Jew.
	How about your public defender?
	Hey, this was three years ago to be honest.
	I'm going through your accounts here.
	It seems that you're getting ripped off.
	Fuck you, Jew.
	The same pink-toe.
	I've never heard that expression of you.
	Nope.
	Pink-toe Jewish people that control the interest rate, control the media.
	They control minds.
	Isn't it funny that you're saying Jews control the media and the media is turning him into a hero because it suits them?
	So they control the media and they love you.
	The Jewish media picks and chooses who is a terrorist and is not.
	Great grammar.
	Crack a Jew can do whatever to a white woman for years, but let a jig try it.
	So Jewish men are raping women all over the country and black men are the only people getting caught for it.
	When was this?
	2017?
	I wonder if that was after his son was getting in trouble for raping women.
	So he's conceding that his son raped her, but he's saying, okay, fine.
	My boy raped her, but Jews are crackers are probably raping chicks.
	God, why am I the bad guy?
	Warning for Jews in Pittsburgh.
	No warning for gunmen in Kentucky.
	We'll try to figure that out.
	Oh, I guess they got a warning for a gunman in Kentucky.
	I don't know what the...
	He's saying the Jews...
	The Jews didn't get a warning.
	Hey, we're going to shoot up your synagogue on Thursday.
	Oh, in one post, Blake Sr. speculates the Jews at the Tree of Life Synagogue were warned in advance about the mass shooting.
	Really?
	Why did they go then?
	Right.
	Yeah, why?
	Good, great point.
	The logic-free revolution we're living in right now.
	11 were murdered.
	I don't know the camp.
	There's going to be a shooter there.
	I have to go.
	Wouldn't they be wearing bulletproof vests at the very least?
	Wait, go up a bit?
	Go up a bit.
	So what was the Kentucky thing, though?
	Pittsburgh were warned of mass shooting.
	One post-refers, and then he moves on to coon, so I don't get the Kentucky thing, but whatever.
	How the crowd reacts to Trump's entrance, young black coons.
	What's the etymology of coon?
	I know when they say, I haven't seen you in a coon's age, it's because people would see this raccoons, and they'd think it was the same raccoon for like 20 years, but it was just different adults.
	Oh, I see.
	I don't know why you don't think that with other animals.
	All animals look very similar.
	Like, deer all look like deer.
	Okay, so check him out.
	Check him out.
	This is all.
	Oh, now do that to the Quran.
	Kamala Harris, man.
	She doesn't have me fooled, Jacob.
	We're on the same page on that one.
	He gave powerful witness to the kindness and empathy of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
	Oh, really?
	Isn't that interesting?
	How quick we are to switch.
	Richard Spencer took about eight years to switch.
	Jacob appears to have been taken a millisecond.
	Look at the other email, though.
	This is kind of old news, but it's got to be covered at some point.
	This is one of my favorite pieces of televised Anything.
	Wait, what?
	Point, blank, blank range.
	As you know, the Kenosha Professional Police Association, which is a police union, they said that they late today said that Jacob was armed with a knife, didn't comply, that he had fought with police and put an officer in a headlock.
	I know you weren't able to say much about this, but were you aware of this?
	Is that accurate?
	Some people say Brussels sprouts taste good.
	I don't get the reference.
	I hate Brussels Sprouts.
	You don't want to talk about this?
	I get the reference.
	He's saying those people are full of shit.
	Yeah, some people say those are gross.
	Right, right, right.
	I get it.
	It's not a matter of opinion, though, Jacob Blake Sr.
	Your son did put a cop at a headlock.
	It's not like that's a taste.
	He's a fucking imbecile.
	I like Brussels Browns.
	I didn't like Brussels Springs as kid, but I like the new trend, which is burning the outside.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	They got a little crunch to them?
	Hell yeah.
	Also, before we get to our riot porn segment, everyone seems to agree that the election's going to go down like this.
	Landslide for Trump.
	And then all the fake mail and DNC ballots are going to come in with a Biden victory.
	There was a group called Bloomberg-funded group.
	What are they called again?
	Axios?
	No, that's the name of the show.
	Hawkfish.
	Thanks.
	You were going to shake my hand.
	Nice to meet you.
	Nice to meet you, too.
	She's also very slow and out of her depth.
	So they're calling it a red mirage.
	Skip forward a bit.
	It is in fact because we believe that on election night, we are going to see Donald Trump in a stronger position than the reality actually is.
	We are sounding an alarm and saying that this is a very real possibility, that the data is going to show on election night an incredible victory for Donald Trump.
	That is likely to be what we see.
	When every legitimate vote is tallied and we get to that final day, which will be someday after election day, it will in fact show that what happened on election night was exactly that, a mirage.
	It looked like Donald Trump was in the lead.
	That's fundamentally what's happening.
	Speaking of Mirage, Farage is saying the same thing.
	If you go to 1-3 on Raheem Kassam's show.
	Mirage by Farage.
	Farage is talking about the Mirage at the Bellagio.
	He's a white Mirage.
	Go down.
	There you go.
	I tell you what.
	Of those that go out to vote on November the 3rd, Trump will win.
	On November the 3rd, Trump will win the majority of votes in the Electoral College.
	Of that, I have absolutely no doubt about it.
	Why?
	Because the Trump base are still very highly motivated.
	And if you look at Biden, right, and there's a truth here that Obama won't admit, you know, that Clinton won't admit, that none of them will admit.
	The truth is Biden isn't up to it.
	He's past it.
	He's what in English terms I would call a duffer.
	He's not up to scratch.
	He's not fit for high office.
	Everyone knows it, but no one dares say it.
	But the voters, when you ask people who are declared and say they'll vote Biden, when you ask them why, over half of them say, because they don't like the other bloke.
	That means enthusiasm levels for Biden are very, very low.
	And that means on polling day, people who support Trump will go and vote.
	People who support Biden just won't go out and do so in the same numbers.
	So on the day he'll win the vote, my worry, and you've just touched on it, my worry is this early mail-in voting.
	I've seen postal voting, the British equivalent of this, abused wholesale in the United Kingdom to the advantage of the left.
	And, you know, the worst scenario of all is we get, you know, on the morning of the 4th of November, you know, Trump looks like the winner.
	And then over the course of the next 10 days, all these mail-in votes are counted and the result gets reversed.
	And Trump is quite right to raise a flag and to say this is not how elections should be conducted.
	And he said the same thing to Laura Ingram, 1-4.
	And this is what bothers me about all this.
	I've said it before, but so the DNC is excellent at fake voting, fake mail-ins.
	Why aren't we?
	Am I a dirty street kid who wants to, if they go low, we go lower.
	As Eric Holder said, when they go low, we kick them.
	Like, let's fake votes.
	Enough dying on the high horse.
	Enough of dying with your boots on.
	I'd rather keep my, I'd rather stay standing with my boots on and stab them.
	Let's cheat.
	Biggest risk we have, I have to say, is this whole crazy thing where they're sending out 80 million ballots to people that don't even know what a ballot is.
	They're sending them all over.
	Applications for who's sending them?
	Where are they sending them?
	They're sending 80 million ballots to everybody.
	And there's tremendous cheating going to go on.
	As sure as you're sitting there.
	And all you have to do is look at the recent races that happened.
	It's the single biggest problem that there is.
	Because everybody wants an honest election.
	I want an honest election.
	The biggest risk we have to say.
	Cheat.
	Fuck an honest election.
	They're going to cheat, and we're going to be accused of cheating anyway.
	They're still clinging to this Russia shit, by the way.
	They're still clinging to Putin.
	We're now at another election.
	We're two months away from another election, and they're still on it.
	You're clinging to Putin.
	I am clinging to Putin.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	I came with a great idea for an app.
	Fries.
	Okay.
	What do you mean?
	Like, are you the best fries in the area?
	Yes.
	I like it.
	So it's like Waze.
	It's sponsored by five guys.
	And the first thing that we start the app, it's a map of America.
	Sorry, everywhere else.
	We can do global after that.
	And people send in pictures and descriptions and reviews of just fries.
	I'm a fry snob.
	Me too.
	And I want them to be hand-cut.
	I want them to be blanched.
	I want them to be a little droopy.
	I don't want them overcooked.
	I don't like them hard.
	The place where we get our buffalo chicken, no.
	And if someone tries to fuck with it and puts up like frozen fries and goes, these were delicious, the community will go, no, no, no, no, no, and vote it down.
	It's got like a Wikipedia thing.
	Mods.
	So five guys pays me for it.
	And day one, it's a topographical map of five guys, where they're located.
	And I'm fine with that.
	They have the best fries around.
	And then other fry aficionados, like I had these fries.
	We went to some place in Rochester, New York, I believe.
	And it was apparently this owners of the people who started the Buffalo Wings in Buffalo.
	And we go, we want to try these authentic buffalo wings that started the whole name.
	And they go, oh, shit, they sold it to us.
	We're the new restaurant.
	We went, all right, whatever.
	Let's get food.
	And then I started eating these fries and I was like, holy fucking shit.
	It's the most beautiful fries I've ever had.
	She goes, yeah, my mom's Scottish and we would hand cut them.
	We hand cut them every night and let them sit in a bucket overnight.
	I'm like, oh my God, that's exactly what you're supposed to do.
	And I wish I could have said like, fry alert.
	I found this place in Rochester.
	Rochester.
	So then you're driving along on some road trip and your app comes up and I go, oh shit, there's a fry place near here I never heard of.
	Pull off.
	Because there really are.
	I mean, the town I live in, I can think of one or two places, even Manhattan near our studio within walking distance is maybe one spot.
	Maybe.
	You know who always has them?
	County fairs.
	Got some good handcuff fries?
	Yeah.
	And, and I sent a letter to Tommy Robinson explaining this.
	If you go to the finest steak joint in the world, like Keynes, the fries are frozen shit.
	Peter Luger, too.
	And it's almost like this class thing.
	Like when I was a kid in 1970, it was seen as sort of lower class to breastfeed.
	That's what the Irish do.
	That's what Catholics do.
	The Protestants, the rich people, they use bottles.
	So you're lower class if you breastfeed, even though breastfeeding is way better for you.
	And I think because hand-cut fries are like a Catholic-Irish county fair thing, then it's seen as gauche.
	So they have their shitty, stupid frozen fries.
	Anyway, let's develop that together.
	All right, let's start our segment.
	No, no, not live PD.
	Riot porn.
	Before we get to live PD, we're going to do some stuff.
	Oh, shit, I just blew the fucking surprise.
	Oh, well.
	Here's a montage of, and it's funny because Proud Boys are in prison for violence, for promoting violence, for being violent.
	No, Proud Boys were a reaction to the ever-present ubiquitous violence that was going on in the country that was promoted by the DNC, promoted by the media, promoted by the justice system, rewarded by the justice system.
	Caleb Perkins was freed after he attacked a cop and put a cop in a headlock, just like Jacob Blake did.
	But let's just, you've seen this before, but let's just show an amalgam of what got us here.
	Beginning.
	Did I send it time coded?
	I just don't even know why there aren't uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be.
	People need to start taking to the streets.
	This is a dictator.
	You know, there needs to be unrest in the streets for as long as there's unrest in our loud enemies of the state.
	Show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
	Do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless mom.
	Magellano, we kill you.
	How do you resist the temptation to run up and wring her neck?
	Biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized, up to the right.
	I thought you should have punched him in the face.
	I said, even if you lost, he insulted your wife.
	He's been on the escalator and called Mexicans rapists and murders.
	He said, well, what do you think I should have done?
	I said, I think you should have punched him in the face and then gotten out of the race.
	He would have been a hero.
	I'd like to punch him in the face.
	I said, if we were in high school, I'd take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
	I get punched in the face every day.
	It's not the end of your life.
	Remember when Ona Ryder was all wasted during that?
	What is she doing?
	Punch some people in the face?
	When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?
	They're still going to have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump, and that's a fact.
	Look as his character is stabbed to death.
	Until Laura Loomer jumped on the stage.
	Wait, what did she say?
	Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?
	What's this punch in the face, too?
	The second Donald Trump gets punched in the face, he evaporates and turns to dust.
	They think it's like giving water to a gremlin or something.
	It's just a punch in the face.
	I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.
	A Missouri state senator is under investigation by the Secret Service after saying she hopes President Trump is assassinated.
	I will go and take Trump out tonight.
	And this dude spoke when we were eight.
	You can take him out for dinner.
	I hate him.
	I want him to die.
	I want to punch him in the face.
	That's how I felt when somebody stole my bike.
	I was like, I hope he dies.
	You're not my friend.
	President Trump is assassinated.
	I will go and take Trump out tonight.
	And if you see anybody from that cabinet, in a restaurant, in a department store, in a gas police station, you get up and you commit a vote.
	And you push back on them.
	And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere.
	And sadly, the domestic enemies to our voting system and our honoring our Constitution are right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
	They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
	And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels.
	Stop what, writing?
	They're not going to let up and they should not.
	If you take me round, you're not going to be able to do it.
	It's called joking writing.
	Camille Harris.
	And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels.
	They're not going to let up and they should not.
	If you take Milan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
	There's a man being shot to death for supporting Trump.
	Cauldron Poo.
	Five days later.
	Has that guy been arrested?
	I saw Joey Gibson say five days, no arrest.
	Okay, now jump ahead to 26.
	There's this black woman who meets a...
	Oh, wait, show that picture.
	I forgot about that.
	This is a picture of my old phone that I got wet and it died.
	So it had that piano keys at the top.
	But this is a poster for a rally in Fredericksburg, Virginia, where they said, if it burns, it burns.
	This is war.
	And I love the quote above.
	Our city has gassed us, shot at us, lied on us.
	How can you not know lied to us?
	Lied on us?
	Why are you lying on me?
	Yeah.
	I'm not lying.
	Lying on you is what you do when we're making love.
	Like, talk shit on me, lied on us.
	Talk shit on me.
	Yeah.
	And sold pipe dreams of change to one of three people in Fredericksburg.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So go back to that proud boy thing.
	Some black woman made the almost fatal mistake of trying to have a reasonable conversation with a proud boy.
	That's what Nazis do.
	Don't give.
	So there's a proud boy there.
	And his mega girlfriend.
	And this girl's asking reasonable questions.
	From everywhere, Chinese.
	You should have yelled at the backboard.
	Why do you guys think that's a good idea?
	This is really hard to hear, but I've watched this closely.
	So she's basically saying, are you racist?
	He's saying, no.
	Prowboys have members, blah, blah, blah, out of every group.
	She goes, why are you perceived that way?
	Yeah.
	And why are you known?
	And it's like, because of the narrative, the media sucks at their job.
	Okay, I've never heard that.
	The media tends to be a little bit more.
	I'm going to make it world news.
	I'm going to make this piece of shit world motherfucking news.
	Watch.
	Fuck you.
	By the way, Proud Boy, you should have eyes in the back of your head.
	You're in front of a mob.
	You're having a calm conversation with someone.
	You're about to get bottled.
	Yeah, that's like a, she might be in on it.
	I mean, I'd like to think she's just having a nice.
	I don't think she is on it because she got attacked for daring to do this.
	But like, dude, get out of there.
	Yeah.
	You're naive.
	Someone just wants this for their fucking little Facebook.
	It's funny because journalism has been diluted to nothing because everyone's a journalist now, which I advocate for.
	More citizen journalists.
	But the quality has gone down.
	And when you hear someone's a journalist, it means nothing now.
	They're so fucking bad.
	We still don't know what happened with those kids, by the way.
	No idea what's going on with that.
	Like, how many of them were 99% of the kids you see on milkboxes is a dad lost custody in the divorce and he said, fuck that, and grabbed his kids, put them in a van, and drove to the other end of the country.
	So technically, it is an abduction, but not really.
	But yeah, they don't do the job because they alluded to nothing.
	And then this poor girl, this black girl says, I'm going to try to do actual journalism and actually talk to someone.
	Nope.
	At one point in this, I don't know if we'll make it, but someone yells out, you killed Heather Heyer.
	Hey, hey.
	Do I look like a Ford Charger?
	I don't think so.
	Dodge Charger, sorry.
	Shut it down.
	Shut it down.
	See, don't discuss.
	Don't get to the truth.
	I don't want the truth.
	Jacob Blake?
	What?
	Cowboys are responsible for Jacob Blake?
	Jacob Blake's responsible for Jacob Blake and Jacob Blake Sr.
	Jacob Blake!
	No peace!
	Police!
	Proud boys, go home!
	That's a common sentiment, dude.
	Go home.
	Proud boys, go home.
	You're home, an American mother.
	Stay in your house.
	See, now the black guy starts yelling.
	She's a proud girl.
	He was calling her a Nazi and a fascist, the black chick.
	For having discourse, of course.
	And then later on, they get into an argument and he goes, why are you yelling at me?
	What did I have to say to you?
	We have the receipts, as they say.
	I see.
	But they eventually just keep yelling and yelling.
	And no, there's no attack.
	Luckily, they start having it out.
	But her own side, not her own side, but she's wearing a Black Lives Matter thing.
	And, you know, they're turning on her.
	So they eventually just walk away.
	What are you doing there, dude?
	There's no point in it.
	Look, people bring in their kids.
	There's no point in this.
	There's no physical attack, which surprises me.
	Yeah, me too.
	Now, here's the interesting thing, though.
	I was thinking about this the other day.
	So, what's the point of all this?
	Obviously, the point is: mail-in ballots is a big thing.
	That's priority one with the DNC is let's make this election a mail-in election.
	We'll use COVID to keep people in their homes.
	Go home, proud boys.
	Go home, America, and vote from your house.
	Once they can establish mail-in voting, then they can fuck with the ballots because they're great at that and they can rig the election.
	I get that.
	And I think that is a good strategy for the left, especially the criminal left.
	Strategy two is convince blacks that America is a racist hellhole.
	And if they don't vote left, then as Joe Biden said, they're going to have y'all back in chains.
	So they're fomenting these riots, giving them places to stay, paying them, lying pallets of bricks out for them to throw in order to get them riled up and scared.
	And you live in a racist country and police pretty much everywhere.
	I think they accidentally let the cat out of the bag and this cat turned into a tiger.
	And now they're sort of going, Jesus, what the hell is going on?
	They overdid it with the riots.
	But number two was always a dumb strategy because you're just appealing to idiots, ghetto trash, stupid liberal rich kids, fucking homeless loser junkies.
	That's who you're appealing to.
	People who say, you lie on us.
	And those people don't vote.
	So you fucked up because middle-class blacks who do vote are horrified by what's going on.
	And this is appearing in the polls.
	You'll see this 1.6.
	Support for President Trump surges in black community.
	And by black community, they don't mean the guys looting Gucci handbags.
	You think that Gucci handbag guy is going to go vote?
	Hell yeah.
	His boss is.
	His black boss is.
	And his black boss is voting for Trump.
	So you really screwed yourself.
	I would work really hard on pushing COVID, making us all wear masks and drive with masks on.
	Mask, mask, mask.
	Stay home, stay home, stay home.
	Drop the riots entirely.
	I would just end that.
	Maybe get your local police in to start arresting people.
	And then make a bunch of fake votes.
	People's dead cats, stuff like that.
	That's the only way to win.
	And I think there's a chance of that.
	I thought this was funny, 1-7.
	This is becoming a common thing.
	Like, we gave you everything.
	Like that Seek Houdini was saying, we gave you everything.
	And you gave us nothing.
	You took.
	Take, take, take.
	You're like, really?
	What'd you give me?
	Basketball players?
	Rappers?
	Slang?
	Okay.
	Why don't you take those and go?
	We're good.
	We gave you medicine, buildings, cars, electricity, your phone, Twitter.
	It's just a fashion trend.
	Oh, wait, did I not.
	So that was the whole clip?
	Yeah, this is a whole thread.
	The original deal here.
	This crowd.
	Push that one.
	What's happened?
	Oh, no.
	Well, just play it small then.
	It's the audio that's crucial.
	We've given you everything.
	Life.
	What?
	You gave us life?
	You mean you gave birth to me?
	No, because life came from Africa.
	Oh, okay.
	That's valid.
	Yeah.
	That's valid.
	That's the one true thing.
	But that was me, too.
	I was African.
	I come from Africa.
	It's not like you were dropped here.
	You don't get to give...
	We both, all of us started in Africa.
	Yeah.
	The continent isn't a black person.
	Like Toto said, because we're all scatterings of Africa.
	So we're the same boat there.
	So you're welcome, fellow African.
	Love.
	I don't know what the fuck that means.
	You mean Jimi Hendrix?
	Let there be love.
	You gave us, we gave you life, love, music.
	Yes, some music.
	Culture.
	Kind of, a lot of pop culture.
	Comedy.
	Okay, there's Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, there's some very funny black guys.
	And then she adds vernacular.
	We've given everybody everything.
	This kind of bullshit, I think, is why that woman was parking so badly next to my gym where the 18-wheeler couldn't get in.
	She's just like, I made this whole thing.
	A truck wants to park?
	I made that truck with cotton.
	It's a cottonmobile.
	Black Africans, slavery is all conservatives are disgusted by slavery.
	Everyone in the world is disgusted by slavery, except, of course, Muslims who started it and are still doing it.
	And Africans who participated and are still participating.
	But after the Civil War, the balance sheet was negative.
	So all that cotton money, gone.
	Just like Vice.
	Vice was broke in the year 2000 and we had to start from scratch.
	America was broke after the Civil War and we had to start from scratch.
	So the cotton didn't build this studio.
	I'm sorry.
	I would stick with like Cornell West thing is he's like, no, I don't do the slavery thing.
	I'm pissed off about Jim Crow, the separate drinking fountains.
	That's a better angle.
	This whole episode is me giving advice to the radical left on how to destroy us.
	Oh, this was a fucking hilarious one.
	I think I mentioned this before, Joy Reid 1-8, saying that all this rioting you're seeing, those Antifa and BLM, is white supremacists.
	I guess the...
	What about all the blacks I see looting?
	uh something like my last molecule my my last faith in humanity is is all predicated on you i'm fucking it up but it said basically i'm imploring you to bring my seat back i need that like the criminal who the fucking junkie who took it is gonna go,
	hmm.
	That struck a chord here.
	Although, I do know of one case where a guy didn't get his head blown off by appealing to the murderer.
	Do you know how?
	No.
	The guy, he was robbing my friend's roommate, who was a drug dealer and had tons of money.
	That's what happens to all drug dealers.
	They get robbed by other criminals.
	And they had taken their masks off.
	Not a good sign.
	Because they no longer care if you see them.
	Oh, shit.
	Take him into the bathroom.
	And he had closed the shower curtain.
	He'd somehow used the shower curtain like this, like gone behind it, and was like training day.
	Like training day.
	Like, I don't want the splatter to go on me.
	Yeah, it's a smart one.
	And he said, please don't shoot me.
	I was just with my grandmother today in church.
	I was just with my grandmother.
	I don't want her to see me dead.
	My grandmother at church.
	And he said it got into his head.
	Yeah.
	Because that guy, criminal, he guessed, he was lying, by the way.
	He guessed that guy doesn't have parents around, but he does have a grandmother and church.
	Grandma, church, grandma, church.
	He kept repeating it.
	He got in.
	The guy didn't shoot him.
	And he meant, they took him back into the living room.
	I've heard that.
	He saw that the deadbolt was closed and he started timing it and noticing there was little windows and he timed out, get the door.
	I have to unlock it.
	That's going to cause at least a second.
	Maybe two.
	Terrifying.
	So I need two seconds to get there, two to undo it, and then maybe another one.
	I need a five-second window.
	Can you imagine your heart?
	Yeah, I don't like putting myself there, but I've done it a couple times.
	I've thought about it.
	That lock gets me every time.
	This is it.
	Then the two doors.
	He's going over to the kitchen now.
	Three, two, one.
	Terrifying.
	You trip?
	What if you trip?
	Oh my God.
	You trip on the Ottoman on the way out?
	Oh.
	Your sock slips like a manascalco?
	Or you're sweating so much, your hand slips off the deadbolt.
	Get him!
	My whole body feels strange.
	I'm going to have to go to the bathroom.
	Excuse me.
	Anyway.
	Single mother-owned.
	But he survived.
	Oh, sorry.
	I should probably finish the story.
	So he did it.
	He did the five-second.
	I'm just, I cut it short because Ryan knows the story, but you don't.
	He did it.
	He got the window, ran and ran.
	He said he was running at the speed of light, like his feet weren't touching the ground.
	Just Hussein Bolt, just gone.
	A few blocks later, he ran into his friend's house.
	They called the cops and all that.
	So, as I keep repeating, these riots are just fashion.
	They're doing it for the Graham.
	And like, this guy's a good example, 2-2.
	You'll seen this van around if you're a riot junkie like I am.
	And this guy with his little hairdos, Jeremy Vajco, look at him.
	He's got his little outfit on, his little facial tattoo.
	He's got his fun van, and he's very eager to do interviews.
	This is like their new, this is like the radical left Hollywood.
	Vajco.
	Welcome to Vajco, where pussies like me are on sale.
	He's obviously rich because his dad invented vaginas.
	He should be rich.
	Business is a bad thing.
	A building of vaginas.
	There's what, 3.6 billion of them?
	That guy must be loaded.
	There's a Vagco in every home.
	You get royalties on that.
	That's what a vagina is.
	It's a vagina company.
	That's correct.
	It makes penises and vaginas.
	Hi, I'm the head of Vagco.
	I make penises and vaginas.
	My wife's vagina is a vagina factory.
	No, it's a genital factory.
	But I help.
	This bag of vaginal.
	And ironically, I use my genitals to help.
	I use my penis and my wife's vagina to make penis and vaginas.
	Anyway, that was a dumb tampon.
	Music.
	That's his van.
	And he's all over the Instagram.
	They're all doing it for the Graham.
	They're on Facebook.
	They've ransacked my van.
	And I'm a hero.
	I'm here giving out water to people.
	I'm a medic, like Gandhi was in the Boer War.
	I'm a medic.
	I'm saving.
	I'm handing out supplies and snacks.
	I'm handing Doritos to the masses.
	But my favorite person just doing it for the Graham is this Sierra Boyne.
	She's a 19-year-old who was the medic who was trying to save Jay Bishop, Jay Aronville, whatever his name is.
	Jay, the patriot who was shot in the chest.
	And so her whole thing was like, I was trying to help and the cops shoved me aside and then he died.
	And I'm looking at her.
	I did a lot of research on her, but she's only 19.
	So she doesn't have much of a digital footprint.
	I was one of the two medics on scene when the man who died last night was shot.
	I barely had time to begin an examination.
	She's a child.
	She's not a medical professional.
	She's 19.
	She carries around a first aid kit that you buy at CVS.
	And now she's a medic?
	You're going to save a man who was shot in the chest?
	What are you going to do?
	I know what you should do.
	You should cut his thigh, get his femoral artery out, put that in a fake heart machine, and then that machine can do the pumping.
	And in the meantime, open up his ribs and give him a heart transplant.
	Jay Bishop.
	And she's all over Daily Mail, international news, this medic.
	She's not a medic.
	He's a medic.
	She's a fucking medic trying to help him.
	She's LARPing.
	She's LARPing.
	We've gone so far down this LARP tunnel that we're now pretending to be surgeons as a man dies and getting in the way of police and then complaining that the police pushed me out of the way.
	You're a child, 19.
	A 19-year-old child with a fucking fake Fisher-Price first aid kit is telling the police how to do their jobs and then going on a media tour.
	The stethoscope works.
	It's about to happen.
	Police officers all have extensive medical training, by the way.
	So if I'm dying, please get all the teenagers with CVS kits away from me and please let the cop give me that fucking rhythmic thing.
	You think that maybe police officers have had more experience with people with bullet wounds than a 19-year-old girl?
	Well, she's actually missed Juneteenth.
	Did you know that?
	Oh, no, I didn't know that.
	Yeah, that's 2-5.
	Fucking twofer.
	She was part of a...
	Oh, here she's doing one of her many interviews.
	She's all over talking about how she's a medic.
	And of course, the press just gobbles it up.
	Is that not loading?
	Yeah, that's that first video.
	I'm going to open this new chat.
	So she's sitting there talking to this woman about how I'm a medic, yeah, and I bring my medical bag over to this.
	And the woman is just like, mm-hmm.
	Yeah.
	Not like, what is your medical training?
	How long have you been?
	Sierra.
	Look at her.
	How do you spell it, Sierra?
	S-I-E-R-R-A.
	And you'll ask her.
	B-O-Y-N-E.
	Boy.
	B-O-Y-N-E.
	Okay.
	It's Irish and how it's weird.
	It's great.
	It's like Arish and not weird.
	She's being a character.
	That's what teenagers do.
	They don't have a personality yet, so they take someone else's.
	We all did it as teenagers.
	You're a cowboy, you're a punk.
	That's like family barbecue small talk.
	She's a laid-back medic EMT woman who saves lives.
	Tell me a little bit about your experiences.
	Your experience.
	That's a lot of things.
	No, I was out here.
	I accidentally found the racket the first night.
	And I knew that I was basically bursting plants and myself with explosions and stuff.
	I grabbed my tiny little person.
	And I ran out to the street and was out there until like 4 in the morning.
	Just like helping people with tear capacities and stuff like that.
	You can see how full of shit you are, brother.
	It dances your eyebrows to the 100.
	And I eventually collected all of this.
	Like, I have my actual, like, fancy little medic bag.
	Fancy little medic bag, of course.
	This is a very important cause and it's one worth fighting for, and I felt like my skills are best used as first aid relief and medical relief as much as I can.
	So.
	First aid relief and mental relief, did she say?
	I think she said medical.
	Oh, medical relief.
	As best as I can.
	Yeah, that's not good enough.
	You don't know anything.
	First aid relief and medical relief as much as I can.
	So probably it's like a little thing of milk in there for when you get pepper spray in your eyes.
	It's exactly like when my daughter had an easy bake oven.
	She's playing doctor.
	She carries Narcant, just like knockoff shit.
	What's 2-5?
	It's like Narcant.
	Oh, this is her winning, I think, Miss Juneteenth.
	Last year when she was 18.
	Imagine an 18-year-old kid pretending to save your life.
	She's one of those.
	The first Miss Juneteenth pageant.
	Juneteenth, of course, is a celebration of the day blacks got to vote.
	There are so many cases.
	We have so much riot footage.
	It's almost like we could do a live PD episode, which I've already given away this bit, but let's just pretend it just occurred to me now.
	Hey, folks, and welcome to live PD at Censored.tv.
	I'm your host, Dan Abrams, and I'm wearing a...
	Sometimes he wears this.
	Sometimes he wears a little V-neck sweater.
	It's an LA thing that drives me nuts.
	You get ripped, you get buff, and then to show off the muscles you work so hard for, and I bet you he's short.
	He's got to be short.
	You wear like a skin-tight shirt that really shows off your, and on top of that, sometimes a little sweater.
	He always has a little tiny sweater.
	Or just this LA look of just a dress shirt.
	Like they'll go to meetings, they'll have dress pants on that are skin tight, little sockless shoes, and then just a tight dress shirt.
	That's their suit in LA.
	Fuck, they look ridiculous.
	Anyway, sorry.
	I just ruined the whole conceit of this.
	We are here in the studio.
	We're going to be checking out live the riots going on right now around America.
	I'm getting a call in from Seattle.
	One time I was watching this, you know the other one?
	There's a FDNY EMT one that has our buddy on it?
	Live rescue.
	Live rescue.
	Well, who's our buddy that he used to Matt Eisman?
	One time I was watching it, and Matt Eisman goes, we're getting a call here from Seattle.
	And he touched his right ear.
	His earpiece was in his left ear.
	So you could see him going like this, and then you're staring at this earpiece.
	I emailed him about it, and he said, I said, I'm probably the only person who noticed that.
	And he goes, everyone noticed it, and I have heard about it 300 times.
	Thank you very much.
	Anyway, let's go to Seattle right now.
	Seattle, Seattle, are you there?
	This also isn't how they do it.
	But it doesn't matter.
	So this is amazing.
	Look at this.
	They're throwing Molotov cocktails.
	Well, somebody just escalated big time.
	Like, that's a big fucking deal, is it not?
	Moving back.
	I remember when I was 20, you know, we were into anarchy and stuff, and we'd have shirts with a Molotov cocktail.
	But it was always like, this should be in some sort of major revolution in Syria or something or something huge, but not in Seattle.
	Not a normal little town like Seattle.
	What the fuck is the police brutality in the Pacific Northwest?
	There's about three black guys there, and they're all in a band.
	Everyone leaves them alone.
	I mean, I'd understand you might have a case in, you know, South Central or Baltimore or East New York or something.
	But why is the Pacific Northwest the hub of all this?
	I'll tell you why.
	Because this is all about white people being mad at white people to make themselves feel morally superior.
	So the whitest towns are going to be set alight the most.
	All right, I'm getting a message here.
	There's a lot going on, just as I was just saying, in Portland.
	Portland, are you there?
	Are we getting our Portland?
	Yeah, there we go.
	Welcome to my channel.
	Oh, it's myself currently over here close to Hawthorne Bridge, I believe it to be.
	Right in between Hawthorne Bridge and Burnside.
	Can we turn him down for a sec?
	Because we can't pause.
	It's live.
	This guy's just saying where he is.
	So he's discovered this encampment, and it's all the rioters.
	He actually recognizes Trumpet Guy.
	Remember Trumpet Guy we had on the show?
	He was saying, hit me, hit me in the face, and then they hit him in the cheek.
	No, he pointed to his forehead, and they hit him in the cheek, and he was shocked and outraged.
	So Trumpet Guy is there milling around.
	This is where they are in the day.
	And here's the million.
	No, here's the billion-dollar question.
	Who okayed this?
	They clearly have permits.
	Apparently they painted on all this shit, the privacy fence.
	So they call that an art installation.
	But Ted Wheeler must have okayed this.
	They must have said, look, we're going to have riots.
	We're going to need a place to stay.
	So can you help us out?
	And he'll say, oh, okay, I'll have to call it an art installation.
	Little did he know they'd come to his fucking house.
	You feed the tiger.
	He runs out of food.
	He's going to eat you.
	So they discover him there.
	And I think it's actually a chick.
	They're all so androgynous.
	She starts slingshotting him rocks.
	And so somebody was paid quite a bit of money.
	I will show you the sign here in a bit.
	Somebody was paid quite a bit of money to put this privacy fence in.
	And it supposedly connects this housing unit with the sky, the river, and the yeah, the Willamette River that's just right over here and the woodlands.
	So the one thing that you've got to notice, see right here, individuals like this, they try to stifle your free speech instantly.
	These are the type of people that cry about issues and then are the ones that are absolutely the cause of said issues.
	So what we have here is something that really needs to be addressed.
	I'm going to go take a picture of the sign.
	Earlier he was talking about the motif, the art installation and the paintings on the fence and what's supposed to mean.
	It's disgusting.
	Right there, violent.
	Here, is that male or female?
	That's the same violence.
	The walk seems female, right?
	You guys do that every night, right?
	She's got kind of a sexy saunter.
	Yep.
	But then when it's dead on, it looks like a dude.
	Yep.
	Look, over there.
	Look at that look.
	That's a look of violence.
	Every single night.
	Oh, there's Trumpet Man.
	There's Trumpet Man right there.
	I knew it.
	This is where they house every single rioter.
	Okay, it's official.
	Housed by the city.
	No, I'm coming down, brother.
	You don't know how to talk about it.
	Hold on a sec.
	I'm getting another call from another place in Portland.
	Oh, shoot.
	Did you have a slingshot?
	Sorry, there's a slingshot being shot.
	He's such a dumbass.
	Couldn't even hit a fucking thing right in front of him.
	Continue on.
	Look.
	Wait, wait, go back.
	This is all live.
	So stuff happens as it happens.
	No, this is where anarchists live, Simpleton.
	There are no rules in life, Simpleton.
	What do you think is going to happen with that slingshot?
	Someone's reading their Bible a little too literally.
	Wait, we have more coming in from Portland.
	Have you got that signal?
	Oh, yeah, we got it coming in here.
	We're being told that a dentist's office is being looted, but nothing to do with the dentist.
	They needed firewood for a bonfire.
	They need furniture and other stuff to help.
	They're stealing chairs from a dentist in Portland in order to build up a random bonfire in the middle of the street because of police brutality.
	Because George Floyd ate his fentanyl.
	That's what all of this is ostensibly about.
	They say it's about police brutality, cops killing random black men.
	There's no evidence of that.
	The thing that set it off was George Floyd.
	George Floyd OD'd himself on purpose because he's an imbecile and he thought he could avoid getting busted for having incredibly potent drugs by eating all of his drugs.
	Smart, huh?
	Okay, now we've got, I was talking about Ted Wheeler's home.
	They vandalized his home, but that didn't happen live.
	But right now, the mayor of San Jose is having his house vandalized.
	Now, this mayor, I forget his name, he's some Latino, but this guy is one of the most left-wing mayors in the entire country.
	He sued Trump.
	Trump said, I'm not including illegal aliens in the census.
	And this guy sued Trump.
	He's got a Black Lives Matter sign in his window.
	Let me, I've said this so many fucking times.
	The radical left is the exact same as radical Islam.
	They are insatiable.
	If everyone wears a burqa, they'll be wearing the burqa wrong.
	You can't appease them.
	Don't give blood to a vampire and think he's not going to come back for more.
	So this guy kissed the left's ass.
	I think Ted Wheeler of Portland is moving now, actually.
	It's a pretty shitty house for a mayor, is it not?
	And real estate's cheap in San Jose.
	Okay, I'm getting another call.
	Oh, this is from our hometown in NYC.
	By the way, my earpiece is so small you can't see it.
	It's just, it's skin colored, and it's inside my ear.
	That's the technology we have now.
	NYC, are you there?
	And I have the earpiece for both.
	Now, those are cobblestone streets, right?
	People are looting, and they must want something of value.
	I'm thinking this is Soho.
	Well, it's night.
	Why are you saying the sunset's early?
	You fucking idiot.
	When is this?
	Oh my god.
	Wow.
	Yo.
	I'm lost.
	Like, were the perps in that car, or did they rob that car?
	This has got to be Soho, Tribeca, West Village.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So they see, just because you get your Gucci bag or your Gucci box and you're running down the street, you're still in danger.
	Because you've got to get that home.
	You are the name brand.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	We're getting a call from DC.
	DC's got some stuff going on.
	DC, are you there, sir?
	No justice.
	No peace.
	So, let me explain their rationale here.
	The police are killing black people for no reason, just because they're racist.
	But all of these people sleeping in their homes, they facilitated this by allowing it to happen.
	It's systemic, you see.
	It goes into everyone's home.
	You're racist.
	I'm racist.
	This microphone's racist.
	There's racist molecules in the air.
	That's what's happening here, folks.
	How is that for shitty logic?
	These riots should be called the shitty argument riots.
	With just fat pigs.
	Remember yesterday I was talking about the guy, the picture, the girl.
	See that girl?
	Remember yesterday I was talking about the handsome-looking guy at the bar who showed me this girl that just dumped him?
	And I was like, this is irrelevant.
	She's a pig.
	That's exactly what she looked like.
	That's her there.
	You got dumped by a pig.
	I just lost respect for you.
	That's what my wife calls our youngest because he's so cute.
	She goes, he's my prized pig.
	Look at this.
	It's just fashion.
	Arm in arm.
	It's just the thing to do.
	And you know what really pisses me off about all this?
	I know in 20 years, I'll be too old to argue.
	I'll be 70.
	Oh, fuck.
	He's full of shit.
	And there'll be all these 40-year-olds going, yeah, I was there.
	What happened, mom?
	Oh, my God.
	Where to begin?
	So, what was going on is the police were assassinating black people for sport.
	What?
	That sounds like Australia in like the 1800s.
	Yeah, it's really fucked up.
	But I mean, there was Martin Luther King.
	When was that?
	Oh, that was half a century before.
	And the racism was still going strong in 2020.
	Yeah, that's fucked up.
	It actually came back.
	You see, what happened with the racism was it hid for a long time.
	It hid?
	Yeah, it hid.
	And then this Nazi, there was a Nazi president called Donald Trump.
	Oh, he was like a anti-Semite racist guy.
	Yeah, yeah, he raped chicks.
	What?
	So he was like a dictator.
	Like, like Stalin?
	Yeah, it was really a fucking crazy time.
	Wow, this is sounding a lot like a lie, mom.
	No, no, no.
	I wish.
	I wish it was a lie.
	Anyway, we got so sick of it that we took to the streets.
	Oh, so it was like Venezuela, I guess.
	So America was exactly like Venezuela in 2020.
	Were you starving to death?
	Were people eating their pets?
	No, we managed to nip it in the bud, actually.
	It was going to be that bad, and black people were going to be lynched.
	And so we fought back against the police, and we stopped them.
	We wanted to defund the police.
	That wasn't going to lead to an increase in crime?
	It did.
	I mean, what we were doing was technically crime, but crime was in the name of good back then.
	Mom, I think you're full of shit.
	That 70-year-old man with the walking stick there with the walker, he said that you're lying and it was all fashion.
	And you did it just so we could be having this conversation.
	And you did it thinking that I would buy it, but I'm not buying any of it.
	You're a bitch, and that old man is right.
	Okay, I think you're making a huge mistake.
	I'm going to blow him.
	Look, he's 70.
	He could barely get it up.
	He can take one of his sponsors.
	What was our Viagra sponsor again?
	He's going to have some Blue Chew.
	Wait, I'm doing the wrong voice.
	Oh, fuck it.
	We're getting a call from DC.
	D.C., the nation's capital.
	This is heavy shit, you fucking dummies.
	If you commit a crime in D.C., it's a federal offense.
	So you could be going away for 10 years.
	A true patriot, and, you know, by definition, is somebody that holds its government accountable for the way it acts.
	So you want to talk patriot?
	Get out on the fucking streets.
	This movement is empowering the cunts.
	It's a very disproportionately cunty movement, especially in DC for some reason.
	Bitches yelling.
	I guess because this is a movement of the people who've never been punched in the face, and women have been punched in the face a lot less than men.
	So when it comes to beasts.
	Don't do it!
	Don't do it!
	Don't do it!
	Don't do what?
	Go forward?
	No!
	Don't do it!
	Don't do it!
	Imagine your daughter going up to the police and calling him a bitch and telling him not to do it.
	Don't do it!
	Not gonna do it!
	He's on this mic.
	I need backup, dude.
	This is getting intense.
	What the fuck?
	Don't do it!
	Can you conceive, does your brain, are you- is your brain big enough, have you dropped enough acid in your life to imagine opening a cop's door?
	Did you hear her?
	She's saying, get the fuck back here!
	Hold the fucking line!
	It's strange that our live footage sometimes has a symbol of replay video at the end.
	I don't know what that is.
	Oh, we've got more cunts coming up here, also in DC, which apparently is the cunt capital of the world.
	This movement is like 70% women.
	No justice, no peace.
	No justice, no peace.
	No justice, no peace, right?
	Look, it's all for the Graham.
	He's scared as fuck.
	You gotta go home and I don't give a fuck.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Listen to black women.
	You gotta go home and I don't give a fuck.
	Bring us back in the morning.
	Black people posing for baseball.
	And then women who just are mad at men and want to be vegetable.
	Hey, bro, hop on with us.
	Please come in all this.
	Yeah, that's it, buddy.
	Try to be logical.
	Try to talk to them.
	If you hop out, you got a chance.
	So they're telling him to get out of the car and join them if he wants to listen.
	I wouldn't have my window down.
	Here's, I think, the only thing you can do is wind up your windows and go, jung, jung, jung, jung, jung.
	That's fair.
	That'll stand up in a court of law.
	You felt that your life was in danger.
	Wait a minute.
	I think we have even more.
	Another thing from DC.
	We keep getting DC calls.
	Oh, I love it.
	Am I nuts?
	Or do you hear a Middle Eastern accent in this group?
	Medica.
	What have I been screaming for years?
	Radical left is the same as radicalism.
	Radicals are radicals.
	And now they have taken on not just the same chant as the radical Islamists, but the same fucking accent.
	Death to America.
	It's like Lindsey Lohan.
	And I am reading the Quran and people like you are people, like a person standing there is shooting pictures of me.
	Okay, we've got one more call, I think, from Oakland.
	Or is that...
	Uh-oh, I think that might be the same.
	Oh, no, this is a different thing.
	I don't know what's...
	We've got some glitches with live PD.
	That's going to happen.
	Okay, I think that's it for the show.
	And it actually is it for live PD.
	Live PD, this show has been canceled.
	Dan Abrams and his skinny sweaters are out of a job.
	Why?
	Because this show portrays police in a positive light.
	That's not acceptable.
	This is why Paw Patrol was canceled, because those cute little puppies portray the police in a positive light.
	You may not portray police in a positive light anymore, just like you can't portray pedophiles in a positive light.
	Actually, that's a bad example because I think a lot of BuzzFeed, Vice, a lot of places would happily portray pedophiles as good people.
	I guess child rapists?
	Yeah, you can't have a kids show where a child rapist is a cute puppy, or you can't have a live child rapist show where you show child rapists being good people.
	They have put police in the same position as child rapists, in that they are undefendable.
	Their behavior is indefensible.
	Cops are evil, is the narrative, and if you stray from it, you're canceled.
	I can't believe that fucking show is canceled.
	That says a lot.
	Paw Patrol.
	That Paw Patrol says a lot.
	What the hell?
	It says don't question the narrative in any way.
	And by the narrative, I mean the most radical.
	The Miss Juneteenth radical.
	Alright, this has been a lot of chatting.
	I saw this, so they are making arrests now.
	I think even the lefties have realized they overdid it.
	And I saw this video of a communist march in Montreal, my hometown.
	I want communists to be able to march.
	I think, this kind of hurts to say, but even Nambla should be allowed to have a discussion.
	I mean, I'm going to meet them in the parking lot and beat the shit out of them.
	But there's no limit to free speech.
	Now, on my personal platform, I don't want some Holocaust denier going off, but that's my personal, that's my living room.
	Censored.tv is my living room.
	So I can control that.
	But if you want to deny the Holocaust on your own, go bananas.
	I'm not nuts about it.
	I'm not nuts about you trivializing the death of millions of people, but you should have the right to.
	Bad ideas should be met with good ideas.
	However, because of all this shit, I see something like this and I like it.
	And I think, fuck you.
	Fuck you for making me like authoritarianism and people stifling free speech.
	I hate communists.
	But we're in a situation now where we like seeing people's speech be taken away because they've abused it.
	Communist Party of Montreal, Canada.
	Canada's...
	Montreal's already communist.
	I bet 90% of the jobs in that town are government jobs.
	But this is what...
	This is not what you should do to communists.
	Well, you should just beat them up.
	No, but seriously, as far as policy goes, this is not what you should do to communists.
	Let them have their dumb march.
	But this is how they should be handling Atifa.
	And I hate that I'm enjoying this.
	Yeah.
	I've been enjoying riot police smashing up people, and I'm like, why?
	I used to hate the idea of martial law so bad.
	It's like when I was with that cop bar watching Gonzalez fight, and this person comes in with a Black Lives Matter mask, and I resented them.
	And then I got mad at them for making me resent a statement like Black Lives Matter.
	It's like people had shirts that said don't rape kids and they were all acting like assholes.
	So when I saw don't rape kids, I got mad.
	Fuck you for me being mad at don't rape kids.
	Right.
	Yeah, it's confusing.
	Look at these spoiled brats.
	This is a good one.
	I'm ending it on a positive note with seeing these fuckers get arrested.
	Not people going on a peaceful march, but assholes, entitled dicks.
	So you can kind of hop all over this.
	That's the end.
	So in Rochester, New York, there's a public safety briefing that's for the press.
	It's a press conference.
	But everyone wants to be in.
	Well, it's not a public thing.
	But they go, this is a public building.
	They go, it doesn't work like that, lady.
	Get out of here.
	And they go, we pay taxes.
	This is our room.
	I love that.
	Do you get to go to all the jails too and sit there for a night and play with the guns?
	Is this your house?
	We pay for this.
	I pay for taxes, so I own you.
	Blow me.
	I love that.
	The one guy was like, yeah, you can't burn down buildings.
	Like, it's our building.
	We pay for it.
	That's not how it works.
	You just don't.
	I want to start a station and make all the hot cops, all the hot female cops blow us.
	I had to make sure female there.
	What law are you enforcing right now?
	Don't touch us.
	We're not touching us.
	What law are you enforcing?
	You can't go to every room you like.
	Look, they start forcing their way in.
	And the cops, they're probably not used to this shit.
	It's Rochester, New York, after all, which is basically Canada.
	Eventually they go, okay, just go.
	Strike 32.
	You're under arrest.
	You're out.
	I didn't get 17 warnings.
	Oh, he gets to stay here because he's a white man in his suit.
	No, he has press credentials.
	He actually set this up like two weeks ago.
	Hands up.
	Don't shoot us.
	Don't kill us.
	Oh, damn it.
	They got their hands up.
	Don't kill us like you did to Mike Brown.
	Can't tell us what to do with our bodies.
	We're just going into that court.
	Sure.
	And my body is stopping your body from doing so.
	There's a stupid little fucking Japanese backpack in her henna handprint.
	Help, help!
	The police are arresting me after Shrike 32.
	You're gonna escape?
	Stop it!
	Just FTP on the back of her shirt, not the police.
	Do not tase her!
	Do not tase her!
	Do not tase her!
	Do not tase her!
	Who's saying do not tase her?
	It's the white guy on the right.
	So I think those guys are FBI or something.
	I don't care what you're watching.
	Or detectives.
	Wait, I don't care what you want.
	And they're saying, don't tase her.
	Let's not make this into a big thing.
	We'll hold her.
	Do not tase her.
	I am watching you.
	I don't care what you're watching.
	We're fucking watching you.
	You have a camera.
	I'm taking notes.
	She's literally taking notes.
	And what does she write?
	Because she only wrote one word.
	Bad.
	I saw a bad thing today.
	So, you got the story?
	Yeah, actually, I just wrote the word bad.
	I need a little bit more detail.
	No, it's the Michael Jackson song.
	Listen to how much he's bitching as he walks her out of the place.
	Don't fucking drag me, bitch.
	I'm bringing you this motherfucking dragon.
	You think you're talking to me?
	What's going on?
	You can't move that fast?
	You were moving.
	Yeah, we saw that.
	Remember that footage you were talking about?
	Yeah, you were moving pretty fast.
	Was that all you had in you?
	Oh my god, that woman with Notepad just added the squared sign next to bad.
	Let's just pray she doesn't undermine it or we're all I will circle it.
	You just bought yourself an underline and a circle and an exclamation mark and a squared.
	I might write it really hard so it's on two pages.
	I might even write to the bone after and play George Thorogood.
	Oh, that's so silly.
	Oh, that's so silly.
	It's a toad.
	That's a toad.
	I've noticed a lot of mulattoes being arrested.
	I think that there's a lot of half black protesters, activists, who grew up with their white mom and they feel that they've cheapened themselves.
	And so they have to overcompensate.
	Just like Jordan Peele, making all, because he grew up white in the whitest white of Manhattan Upper West Side.
	And so all his movies are about black, get out, and black pow and no white people.
	And I'm noticing that with the arrests.
	I could be wrong.
	It's just a pattern I'm sensing.
	But look at 3.8.
	This seems to be the typical perpetrator that is now getting arrested.
	Something tells me dad was not around.
	But go to the top.
	Peaceful protest.
	Black Lives Matter activist from India charged with 19 felonies for attacking gassing police in San Diego.
	What was the gas?
	Is this pepper spray or worse?
	Tear gas.
	Tear gas.
	When I was a little kid, when I was 18, I hated cops because we were punks and cops were jerks.
	But the idea of like pulling on the door of a cop car, get out of here, shithead.
	Or saying, don't drag me, bitch.
	Or tear gassing a cop?
	Like, if it's easier for you, think of them as bikers.
	Can you imagine going up to a pagan or a fucking Chingaling or a Mongol and just being like, fuck you.
	I mean, it happened in the East Village.
	Some kid parked in front of their clubhouse and they said, ah, you can't park here.
	And he said, fuck you, bitch.
	Like, the guy has to stab him.
	Or the Hell's Angels are fucked.
	They do it because police have restraint and they know that.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's the same thing with the Prabhupos.
	The reason they call us a violent hate group is because they know we won't fuck with them.
	Because we're not a violent hate group.
	They don't say it of the Aryan nation.
	This is a good one.
	We'll end the segment with this.
	Here's some true Riot Porn.
	it's funny I called this show Riot Porn, and the only really satisfying one is this last one.
	This final video.
	Nope.
	3-8.
	Ah, fucking 3-8.
	That's 3-8.
	It is?
	What the poop?
	No, 3-9.
	Oh, okay.
	I would have been a real bummer if I hadn't provided that link.
	This one is fucking great, by the way, McMahon.
	You're gonna love it.
	No tow trucks allowed.
	What's your logic here?
	Black people are dying because of cops, so tow trucks can't get to work.
	So they...
	Oh, shoot.
	He got away.
	God damn it.
	Oh, there's a car here.
	Well, whatever.
	I'll just go on the other side of the road.
	Haha, nice try.
	I'm actually a cop, dude.
	And whammo!
	Face first into me.
	Wow, we cajoodles.
	Am I the only guy with a boner right now?
	And then they just yell, stop it!
	Okay, I'll stop it.
	I'm so hard, you would think I just won the Rubik's Cube competition.
	I'm a speed cuber.
	I have a speed cube.
	Then just start arresting them all as women scream, stop!
	They're so dumb.
	Uh-oh.
	By the way, I don't know if you know this about police, but if you yell stop, they have to stop by law.
	Or if you punch your car, they have to stop by law.
	Also, if you really want to fuck them over, write down the word bad in your notebook.
	It's kryptonite.
	It's police kryptonite.
	I might add to the bone and play George Thorgood.
	All right, I cried at that.
	That's enough.
	It was emotional.
	How are we going, uh, mailbag?
	Yeah.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Buoyah, nigga.
	Which in Mandarin means I don't want that.
	Intent matter.
	By the way, that's just a random Chinese thing I say.
	I don't think it means I am a teacher.
	I lived in Taiwan for a very long time.
	I know that wo means me.
	Wo Chi Su means I am a vegetable, but it really means I'm a vegetarian.
	Wo Chilao Shi means I am a teacher.
	Zai Chie is goodbye.
	Deipichi is excuse me.
	Sui jiao is thirsty.
	Suijiao is thy thirsty.
	Zai Che is goodbye.
	Che shie is thank you.
	Nihao is hello.
	Nihao ma is hi, how are you?
	Intent matters and the burden of proof rightly favors the accused.
	We must stop humoring this movement.
	It's some combination of malevolent and psychotic.
	It can't be given power for the same reason one doesn't hand control a plane to a passenger who insists he must have it.
	Thanks for the news flash, Brett.
	Wow.
	What a big brain on Brett.
	What's the part below that, though?
	I can't believe this is real, but it is.
	The USC professor is on leave after students were offended that a Chinese word he used during a lecture on foreign languages sounded like an English racial slur.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	Oh.
	We have reached peak clown world.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Niga is that in Mandarin.
	You have a problem with the Chinese then.
	In fact, speaking of clown world, that's a common joke.
	Yes.
	I heard that stand-up comedian say, the reason I don't like Chinese people is they're racist.
	They're always saying nigga.
	Yeah.
	Can we hear the talk?
	The common word is that.
	That, that, that, that.
	So in China, it might be nigga.
	So there's different words that you'll hear in different countries, but they're vocal dysfrolencies that's saying that, that, that.
	Two things.
	One is you can put a you have a lot of um or errors, and this is culturally specific.
	So based on your native language, like in China, the common word is that.
	Like here it's um.
	But they also, yeah, his point is they also use it to just mean a dot dot dot.
	Like in Puerto Ricans seem to do that for a mira.
	Ete.
	Or they do.
	Mira, mira.
	Mira.
	Well, that means look.
	Ete is what they do.
	They're like when there's a word on the tip of the ete.
	And the Japanese go a ano ano.
	What does ano mean?
	Abandon your son.
	Like that.
	No, it doesn't.
	That's done quietly.
	In Quebec, it's le.
	Le, le, le, le.
	Just means the.
	But they're like, lolo, say lo, le, le.
	And means get out of here.
	Fuck off.
	In Canada, it's fun.
	One time I was in a lineup at CVS, and this guy said five lows.
	He went, not CVS, it's called Jean-Coutu up there.
	But he goes, Lolo, Lo, Le.
	And then my girlfriend turned around and she went, meaning that's too many Loes.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	In Canada, it's literally fuck, isn't it?
	The pumpkin.
	Sort of, yeah.
	Fucking like, what's the matter with you, fuck?
	I like that.
	I just found out I got cancer.
	Fuck.
	Hey, homos, name a time the other was there for you that you really appreciate, as well as a good quality you respect in the other.
	Who is this retard?
	This is a gay.
	No sarcasm allowed.
	It must be a meaningful homosexual example.
	Not fag, Ryan.
	Do you think your pseudo-father has ever heard the mailbag song?
	And if so, do you think this person is drunk, but it was sent at 2.35 p.m.
	And if so, do you think you have injured him yesterday?
	Or do you think he feels like there's nothing wrong with that?
	Who is that?
	I cherish you guys more than the guy, blah, blah, blah.
	So we're supposed to come with a time when I've been there for you and when you've been there for me.
	Yes.
	Bailed me out of jail.
	That's a good one.
	Okay.
	Bailed you out of jail.
	And I very much appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	And other things.
	There's plenty of other.
	You looked after my house when I was away.
	Like it was my own.
	I was nice.
	Holding a bat.
	And then you contacted me and you were like, you know, you don't have to stand there with a bat the whole night.
	I'm like, I sure damn do.
	This one's from Cody.
	I've been sent this video approximately 300,000 times.
	And it's ancient Chinese secret.
	Stop sending me this.
	It's not new.
	This is from at least two years ago.
	Oh, God, again, in Hamilton, Ontario, where these Christians were having a rally, and Antifa showed up with these large black flag things and were pushing against the Christians.
	And a hoser with a dart in his mouth kicked their ass with his helmet.
	I want to start dressing like these guys.
	Like, I want to dress like Kyle Rittenhouse, get a green shirt.
	Faith Goldie knows that guy.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	You could get him on your show if you had one.
	Why don't you get him on Ryan's mailbag?
	Hey, Gavin, would you rather have sex with a goat, but nobody would ever know about it, or not have sex with a goat, but everyone you know thinks that you did?
	Oh, definitely the first one.
	Yeah, the first.
	Because my kids would be known as goat fucker kids.
	The kids fucker kids.
	Yeah, it doesn't really matter that you didn't fuck a goat if everyone thinks you fucked a goat.
	They call you kids or goats, right?
	Hey, terrible.
	Yeah, like my daughter would be on her third date with a guy.
	I've been meaning to ask this since we met, but did your dad really fuck a goat?
	Although there's so everyone thinks I'm a Nazi.
	That's not true.
	True.
	And everyone thought Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass.
	Would you rather be a Nazi and nobody know about it?
	Then what the exact situation that we have in reality right here is?
	Yeah.
	You think you are and you're not.
	Remember that good one here?
	This came from the mailbag.
	Would you rather be ugly and smell amazing or handsome but stink?
	Rarely get good ones, but that is good.
	That is a good one.
	I think I'd be handsome but stink.
	I mean, I'm at the gym every morning.
	Everyone fucking reeks.
	And there's ways to hide, but you can't hide the stink, right?
	Or it's not a...
	Yeah, it's like, but it sucks because you are ugly and you do stink.
	So it's anyone is an upgrade.
	I don't think I stink, do I?
	Sometimes.
	You stink of fucking cologne.
	Yeah, one time you told me I reeked and it was of cologne, but you didn't tell me that.
	So I put on more cologne.
	Remember?
	Yeah.
	That would be like...
	This is why I say you're like a dog got a brain.
	Okay, this one, this guy's saying, hopefully it's not ancient news.
	And what's he sending us?
	Ancient new religion.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	People sinned a great sin, for they had made them a god of gold.
	And they bore him upon their shoulders.
	That's all.
	That's fucking awesome.
	Thank you for that.
	That made my day.
	This is a long-ass episode.
	Hell yeah.
	How do I get a hold of the Prowboys?
	I want to join them.
	I don't know, dude.
	Dear Gommel, I am not a dad, but I am an 18-wheeler driver, and I appreciated your awareness.
	The general public act like fucking window lickers around us truckers.
	I wanted to share the site with a fellow Trumper on FB, and this happened.
	Keep up the good work.
	I love Get Off My Lawn, even at Dawn and Goldfish.
	Jeff.
	Your comment cannot be shared because this link goes against our community standards.
	Yeah, sorry, Jeff, you're not allowed to share censored TV.
	You could share a picture of it if you screenshot the URL, or you can space the URL.
	Yeah, write out dot.
	There was a time when Instagram let you DM it if the TV was capitalized.
	I only knew Window Licker as the Apex twin song.
	Oh, but it's the kind of retard who licks the windows of the short bus.
	That's good to know.
	Can we look up the etymology of Koon while we're...
	Sure.
	Etty Malojibi.
	Popular abbreviation of cartoon.
	I mean, sorry, of Kuhn.
	Now insulting U.S. meaning was in use by 1837, said to be from Barrakoon, from Portuguese baraka, slave depot, pen, or rough enclosure for black slaves.
	Ah, so it's a Portuguese word for a slave cage.
	It's good to know.
	All right, let's do one more.
	Men of God, I thought you'd like this song.
	Jake Hamilton is a Christian singer who's friends with Kanye and Brian Head Welch of Corn.
	Know you guys love Jesus.
	And good tune.
	So here's a good mix.
	I'm bored.
	Skip around here.
	I like it.
	Yeah, it's not a good sign if Ryan likes it.
	Doo-do-doo!
	That's sick?
	It's going on my playlist.
	Of songs.
	Okay, this one's from Leo.
	Last letter.
	Hey, Gav, you got to explain to the war boys that going to Portland is a waste of time.
	Let that city continue to destroy itself.
	You know that the media will lie their asses off and say it's right-wing violence.
	Where have we heard this before?
	Tell them to stick with pro-Trump events like the Boat Party and keep away from this bullshit after the election.
	After that, rally all the fuck you want.
	Thanks for the tip, kid.
	Things are not always as they seem.
	All right, we're done.
	That was a long-ass show, but we had to get that riot off our backs.
	And we're going to end with a video that Ryan and I have watched 632,000 times.
	I think we'll try to just watch it a thousand right now.
	Coming, I'm coming.
	A little hard on that turn, dude.
	Oh, he saves it.
	Oh, I got to get out.
	Nope, no.
	I love it.
	Come, poor bastard.
	I love it.
	I love that he saved the day and then realized that he didn't.
	And then, secondly, he goes, I better get out.
	Coming, I'm coming.
	And nope, you're not getting out, buddy.
	I think that's an expensive mistake, too.
	You're going down with a ship.
	Oh, you're right.
	As far as golf courses go, yeah, sure.
	You can tell by the track that it's a really, really fancy one.
	Either that's his personal one or he rented that.
	Someone's got to pay.
	coming, I'm coming.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, I think you're strong enough to get it out of the water, but I assume the electric's fried.
	Coming, I'm coming.
	All right, one more time.
	Don't laugh.
	That's my career in that job.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Maybe not, but I have things to share.
	Maybe I could hold your hand or something where I guess it's not that I was happy to be here.
	In this sort of moment's where I thought most of my we're all alone, I guess the moment's always seemed to catch my eye and build up the other stay with me and they'll stay along.
	I walk for hours with the raising free.

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