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Sept. 1, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E07 - WHAT LIVES MATTER？ [2020-09-01 - S03E07 - WHAT LIVES MATTER？]

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	I've seen footage.
	We've seen footage.
	We've seen a lot of footage.
	I've been to all the riots at this point.
	And I'm starting to recognize people, the same trannies over and over again.
	It's funny how I saw Joy Reed say, yeah, we'll get to this, but she goes, this is clearly white supremacists that have infiltrated our peaceful protests.
	Haven't you seen footage?
	Haven't you looked at any of these?
	Are they all in disguise?
	Wow, they really got the Antifa tattoos right.
	They did a good job of that.
	Fuck, I'm so out of shape that I'm out of breath for that intro, which was, of course, Death Grip, Sacramento, California.
	It's really one dude who is the genius behind it, like all good bands.
	Song as I've seen footage.
	I think they're broken up now.
	It's a black singer guy and then two sort of tech nerds.
	Great band.
	Again, my daughter introduced me to a whole new wave of music.
	We were going to have a different song, right?
	Yeah, Hollowed, Boom, Boom, Boom.
	Which would have been cool after the gunshot and the intro.
	All right, let's try that.
	You want to give it a dry run?
	Yeah.
	Alrighty.
	Live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Ron with Kevin McGuinness.
	I thought that was just like some alt-right, far-right meme thing, but it's a really good jam.
	Who is that band?
	Hollowed?
	Hollowed?
	Or Hallowed?
	Hallowed.
	Like Halls, like a Hallowed Hall.
	And then someone else is adding that cool graphic?
	Or are they pro- No, I think they're pro-good shit because on their other thing they made a song called Reptilian.
	They got 2,000 subscribers also.
	Well, you can tell by the 80s sun and everything.
	I'm a coomer.
	Oh, that's probably about Fappers.
	Wow.
	Oh, it's no it's no, what do you call guys like me that simp.
	Yeah, it's no simp month.
	Oh, no simp September.
	Nice.
	I mean, there's simping and they're simping, right?
	There's simping like Sophia Loren was the most beautiful woman of all time at her peak.
	And then there's just like OnlyFans shit.
	Wait a minute.
	Now that it's dark again.
	Yeah, what the flip?
	I think my sweatshirt is setting off the white balance, but everything should be preset.
	Yeah, I have it on manual and everything.
	Let me see if I can go in here.
	By the way, Artifact.
	I'm looking at this differently now.
	Because much.
	Thanks to a subscriber, we were talking about war movies and I checked out We Were Soldiers with Mel Gibson.
	Dude, blobbering.
	I see my son staring at me when I cry in movies because it's weird to see your dad cry, but I don't feel bad about that.
	I'm not crying because McDonald's doesn't have any more Big Macs.
	Wait, what's this?
	Isn't We Were Soldiers?
	We Were Soldiers 2002?
	All battle scenes?
	Is that not it?
	Yeah, I guess they showed the French at the beginning we came in to help the French.
	Okay, what a crazy fucking war, though.
	It's really good.
	And if you don't cry at war movies, then I want you to unsubscribe.
	That's the new thing with entertainers.
	Like, you don't need my art.
	Sergeant Major Plum, we made all four combats.
	The battle scenes are fucking mind-blowing.
	Now when I meet Vietnam vets, I'm like, hey, man.
	It's amazing the shit we went through.
	Mean not as much as you, but still.
	What battalion were you in?
	Oh my God.
	Where to begin?
	Sergeant Major?
	Well, there's only one that could be 12.
	I mean, what even is a battalion?
	I don't even see it as my battalion as a battalion.
	I see it as my family.
	So I don't even say the number because to me, that discredits my family.
	What family was I in?
	I was in the good my family.
	Where were you deployed at?
	That's a good idea for a sketch.
	The world's worst stolen valor?
	Oh, it's like when you say, what exactly, what racist thing did Trump say?
	Oh, everything.
	Everything.
	I was in every battalion.
	I hopped around quite a bit.
	I was, poof.
	I actually did a stolen valor once.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, I don't know why I did it.
	I was wearing a Marines shirt to show support for the Marines.
	This is in Brooklyn.
	This woman goes, oh, my brother's in the Marines.
	What division were you in or something?
	And I, instead of going, oh, no, I just support the Marines.
	I fucking said, I go, oh, I was Canadian.
	So I went Down, like through Canada, and it was like a Canadian division working for subcontracting for the Marines.
	And she's like, and as she was going like this, in my own head, at me, I was going, What are we doing here, Gav?
	What's the plan?
	Or you're so in character that you're pissed.
	You're like, This bitch doesn't believe me and my horse shit.
	Or I had a Vietnam veteran shirt once and just thought, I don't know why I was wearing it.
	I just meant like, Vietnam veterans are cool.
	And then these black guys who don't have a stopwatch said to me, thank you for your service.
	And I went, which I'm sure was not the reaction they were.
	They were like, this guy's got so much PTSD, poor guy.
	Anyway, you were crying today talking about some YouTube video you saw.
	My leg.
	My lip did a weird thing.
	That's about it.
	But yeah, this is a, I tweeted this so you could find it on my Twitter.
	Let's be clear, folks, with men crying.
	Yep.
	When it's war involving war, men who have sacrificed their lives, you may bawl your eyes out, but you can never ugly cry.
	No.
	You can just go like this, and then your eyes are bloodshot, and you see this.
	Or the worst is you can go.
	Another place you're allowed to cry, I saw this movie about speed cubers.
	You know what the fastest world record is for Rubik's Cube?
	Of course I don't.
	Six seconds.
	What?
	Dude, I've said if the court said to me you can do a two-month stint in Rikers or solve a Rubik's Cube and you get out the second you're done, I'd take my two months.
	Because I have a feeling I'd be there for four years.
	Six seconds?
	Well, you check in before you get to put on your orange jumpsuit, you're out.
	But this was the previous champ.
	Oh, this is 4.3.
	I know, Felix.
	I guess the documentary I saw was old news.
	People are still getting better at this?
	Yeah, since I saw the documentary.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	That doesn't make sense.
	4.73 seconds.
	I talked to one chick.
	You know how women are?
	They're so arrogant these days.
	I go, I gave her my scenario, two months.
	Sometimes I do a year.
	She goes, oh, I take the Rubik's Cube.
	And I go, why?
	She goes, because there's only so many combinations and you'd be done them in like a few days.
	And I go, how many combinations are there?
	I'm using all my willpower not to say her name.
	And she goes, well, it's four by four.
	So it's four times four is 16.
	And then times four sides.
	So, and she ended up with a number of like 1,200.
	And I looked it up online.
	It's like 7 trillion.
	Oh?
	Fudge.
	Yeah, the number is across your computer screen.
	Okay, this lighting is driving me nuts.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Why are they in the black?
	Didn't it change?
	It just changed, right?
	I think a white shirt is problematic.
	Here, let me see if a black shirt changes.
	Alright.
	In the meantime, we could look at this video.
	The thing I was talking about, right?
	You their charter, mission statements, and it's called a flag holder.
	But they're on.
	Just some guy.
	They said in the Netherlands, kids probably know more about American history than American kids.
	I agreed.
	With a void of patriotism and too much time on their hands, some of our youth have an ear for the leaders of groups like Antifa.
	This is Rachel.
	It's a death metal frenzy.
	Does it look better?
	Yeah, it looks way better.
	Weird.
	Weird.
	I don't have it on auto.
	I don't.
	Play this message that made you cry.
	Well, it was less so that.
	Just play the message.
	Play the mainstream media and the Democratic Party supporting them.
	View their charter, mission statements.
	No, go before them.
	Look up the charter and mission statements of these organizations.
	They are Marxist, much less doing anything to stop it.
	I worked with a gentleman from the Netherlands about 20 years ago.
	I discussed my dissatisfaction about how American history was taught in our schools.
	He stated emphatically that in the Netherlands, their history is paramount in their schools.
	Every detail is emphasized and learned.
	He said, in America, kids learn everybody else's history from the cavemen forward, but their own.
	He said, in the Netherlands, kids probably know more about American history than American kids.
	I agreed.
	With the void of patriotism and too much time on their hands, some of our youth have an ear for the leaders of groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
	They have convinced many that America should be dismantled and everything about our country is bad.
	Look up the charter and mission statements of these organizations.
	They are Marxist, they are communist, they are anti-family, anti-Christian, and anti-American.
	They want to end America as we know it, with the mainstream media and the Democratic Party supporting them.
	View their charter, mission statements, and speeches online if you don't believe me.
	It's sickening.
	Okay, that's enough.
	So that makes you cry like a little bitch because you saw an American flag outside your window, you little bitch.
	Yeah, that was the part.
	Because I was sitting there just watching it, getting mad that my grandparents are going to vote for the Democrats unless I change their mind.
	Your dad was in the Khmer Rouge, right?
	He fought against the Americans?
	No.
	No, that's incorrect.
	My grandfather was in Vietnam.
	He's a Puerto Rican gentleman of color.
	That's Puerto Ricans for you.
	His grandfather's like 55.
	He's like, yeah.
	No, I think he's up there near 70.
	But what's a hell of me.
	Don't touch your fucking hair.
	It's infuriating.
	Does that count as hair?
	Yeah, I guess it does.
	Sideburns is shut up.
	Shut up, dude.
	So there was a flag outside my window, basically.
	That's basically it.
	I was going to tell you.
	I didn't blubber, but I went like this and went...
	That's about it.
	Thinking about my grandfather and how they're voting for a party that hates America, wants it to burn.
	Well, they were doing that the other night.
	They were marching through the streets of, I think, Seattle saying, burn this country to the ground.
	True.
	And they took God.
	That's very subtle.
	They took God out of the Pledge of Allegiance twice.
	Yep.
	Which we're told is a lie.
	That never happened.
	They said it was a mistake, right?
	Okay, I'm sorry, folks at home, to waste your time with technical problems, but they switched from a black shirt to a white shirt.
	Oh, well, I give up.
	Anyway, Joe Bowden is on the cover of the New York Post.
	Do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for writers?
	That's exactly what you look like.
	You look like a radical socialist with a soft spot on your head, just like a newborn baby.
	You know, newborn babies are not supposed to touch right here because the skull is informed.
	Maybe that's what he has.
	He has a soft spot from all those fucking lobotomies.
	But play my favorite.
	This is my favorite Bidenism.
	It's ancient news by now, but it's sort of like it should be a drop.
	For Lord's sake, this is the United States of America.
	There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish.
	What we've done together.
	That's so cool.
	It's so weird to get two in a row.
	This is United States of America.
	There's been nothing we've been able to accomplish once we set our minds to it.
	We've done together.
	Sorry, we've been done together.
	For the Lord's sake, this is the United States of America.
	There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish.
	What we've done together.
	It looks like it's going to cry, too.
	It looks like a little baby saying something profound.
	Nothing been able to accomplish.
	I'm in the news again.
	I'm in the news every day.
	Every fucking day.
	It's relentless.
	My wife is always like, how come your knee's always jouncing and you're always looking at things on your computer?
	Because I'm always on the fucking news.
	Yesterday was the Proud Boys page getting hacked and someone soliciting information for Proud Boys so they can destroy conservative and patriotic lives.
	The day that a patriot is shot in the streets.
	And then Joe Rogan put up all his Spotify's sons Gav.
	Joe Rogan experience launches on Spotify episodes featuring Alex Jones, Gavin McInnes, others removed.
	And to quote me in the news, when speaking about Spotify censorship to the post-millennium, Gav McInnis said, I think Joe Rogan did the right thing.
	Milo, Alex, and I are far too dangerous to be given a voice.
	We might change someone's mind.
	Best go the way of Facebook and Twitter and Instagram and only allow speech that fits into a small window of acceptable ideas, McInnes continued.
	I mean, why risk doing anything dangerous?
	But, and when I said this, I thought it was just me, Alex, and Milo.
	But apparently it's everyone controversial.
	So Owen Benjamin's gone.
	Nick Kroll's gone.
	You know what's amazing about this list, though?
	I think some of them were banned just for being boring.
	So who's Owen Smith again?
	Maybe to buffer up the list so it looks like it's not just...
	Yeah, there's that dude.
	Who's Owen Smith?
	I don't know.
	Let's see.
	I think that's British Communist.
	He sounds boring as fudge.
	British socialist, dude?
	Let's see.
	That guy, you recognize him?
	British Labour Party?
	Oh, okay, so fuck him.
	I don't know who he is.
	He's gay.
	Probably not the same one.
	Chris Delia was the sex controversy.
	Michael Shermer, I think, is a right-wing dude.
	Forget him.
	We had him on free speech.
	He's the skeptic guy.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, he's totally fucking right left-wing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Jesus.
	Tommy Chong, I don't know.
	We gotta get out there, man.
	He dog shit.
	Joe List, my theory in Joe List is that he was killed because he's boring.
	Like, I bet he went through and they crossed out all the controversial ones, like me, Milo, and Alex, and Sargon, and Owen Benjamin, and Charles C. Johnson.
	And then he went, all right, this is too obvious.
	I know.
	I'll just cross out some boring ones of guys that kind of sucked, like Joe List.
	You know what the interesting thing with the boring ones?
	Then usually Joe talks a lot and then he's liable to say something about trans.
	Like the trans shit, man.
	Like, you're a fucking dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	So it might not be about the guests at all.
	Maybe in the boring ones, he's like, I went off about trans on that one.
	I wonder who made this list.
	I thought it was funny.
	Milo was pissed, obviously.
	And his whole angle is, fuck Joe Rogan.
	He's selling out for a mere 100 million.
	Ryan, move forward.
	Oh.
	Right.
	This is 1-4.
	And we obviously love Milo dearly.
	He's the most expensive show here.
	I said 1-4, unless you'd like a mic stand at the back of your head.
	Now you've corrupted Strange for Us.
	There's no reason to tune into Joe Rogan anymore.
	If you want crazy alien talk, Alex Jones is far better at it.
	All that's left is Open Borders Bernie supporter who left California so he doesn't have to pay taxes on his sellout Spotify money.
	And don't tell me how he didn't quickly agree to censoring his own past content for the big bucks.
	Vile.
	Now, I read that and I was like, I agree, dude.
	I would never fucking do that.
	But then part of me was sort of going, would Milo, for $100 million, take all his shows with censorship.tv and his dangerous shows and cut a bunch of controversial ones?
	I think he might do it for 100 million pennies.
	I think he might do it for $1,000.
	I think Milo's made it very clear that if someone pays him a red cent more than I do, he's gone.
	Which hurts.
	It does hurt.
	Milo, you have hurt me today.
	That's the free market, though.
	Like these shirts.
	Someone sent them in and said, we'd love to take over your merch.
	And they made us these sweatshirts.
	Thank you, Bryce.
	I think they're great.
	No, thanks.
	They suck.
	I'll wear them on the show as a uniform.
	Brian, shut up.
	Capitalism is not about your feelings, okay, you fucking chick.
	Well, there's room for improvement, for sure.
	No, they're garbage.
	They're like computer prints.
	You can tell the logo on the back is bleeding.
	Like, it's not a good quality screen print, my friend.
	You've just got some stupid computer program or computer that your dad bought you and you're starting out in life and that's fine.
	But I don't want them.
	We got a lot of racial shit this show.
	A lot of racial shit.
	But it was inspired by this rapper named Houdini who did a video for, I guess, Black Lives Matter or some shit.
	And he's got a lot to say about how racist and horrible we are as a country.
	I think one of the reasons he has to do this is because he's doing rap.
	And like Jamal says, Lord Jamal, you're in our house.
	So don't, like, he's mad at McElmore for doing gay shit because he goes, that's not us.
	So if you're in our house, go by our rules.
	And our rules are no homos.
	And I think so he goes, I'll kiss some black ass and then it'll help my rap career.
	Because this is the most insincere rant I've ever seen.
	But it's a good segue into a very large segment on racism.
	And we're going to question, is this narrative correct that America is a racist hellhole?
	Is Black Lives Matter right?
	Should America burn to the ground?
	Let's check out one person's interpretation.
	Okay, wait, go back to this woman's Instagram.
	Do her whole...
	This is Amanda Seals.
	She appears to be mulatto.
	Statistically, the odds are very high that she was raised by her white mother and her dad peaced out.
	But like a lot of those scenarios, she's all about Wakanda.
	Wakanda, black power.
	Here she is bawling her eyes out because of just everything, man.
	Just like how racist society is and how.
	You know, when America was this evil in 1959, black people didn't do this.
	So when it was authentic, they were not doing this crying.
	Hey, y'all just want to pray?
	This is like Jews crying about Nazis.
	Oh, I guess they are.
	Look at her.
	This is crazy and scary on so many levels.
	Let's have one level.
	That would be great.
	Give me a level.
	We'll try to conquer that together.
	God, she's got a lot of snot.
	Blow your nose.
	Blow lives matter.
	Just like, like, say some words together or something because I don't know.
	It's just like.
	This is because of Big Floyd.
	But anyway, whites treat blacks as pets.
	Half whites treat their other half as a pet.
	And it seems that they can occasionally rally in pets of their own.
	So this is a Sikh.
	I'm a fan of Sikhs.
	My favorite East Asian.
	But this fucking imbecile doesn't seem to know his own history.
	So he's here as an immigrate.
	We assume his father or his grandfather were immigrants.
	As an immigrate to tell us that we suck and we're racist and all that stuff and we have to support Black Lives Matter.
	If anyone should be on this side of the equation, especially when it comes to Islamophobia, it should be Sikhs.
	It's not prejudice with the Sikhs and Islamophobia.
	It's post-judice.
	But anyway, let's see what he has to say via Amanda Seal.
	The man on the face of the $20 bill.
	Stop.
	I have a $20 bill.
	Trump is on the face of the $20 bill.
	I'm not sure what he's talking about there.
	Man who once offered up to 325 times that amount for the return of a runaway enslavement.
	George Washington was literally a slave driver.
	He was a ball buster.
	He was very efficient about everything he did.
	And yeah, he was brutal with the slaves, especially the one who escaped.
	He's brutal with his men.
	He was brutal with himself.
	That's the way he was.
	He was a fucking ball-busting hardass.
	And you know what that brought us?
	America.
	We kicked the English out, the most powerful force in the country.
	His ball-busting hard ass, which is cool if it's Charlize Theron chopping up fucking Russian bodyguards.
	His hard assness brought us this country, a country so beautiful and so free that when the Sikhs were being persecuted and massacred by Muslims, they came here and they're still coming here.
	And you know what?
	We tend to welcome them because they tend to be a good job, tend to do a good job, assimilate.
	They don't have that Muslim ethos of convert or die.
	So we go, yeah, you're going to work hard.
	You're going to own a store.
	That's not taking a job, by the way.
	That's creating jobs and creating convenience.
	You're in, dude.
	Come on in.
	And the Sikh religion is about fighting for justice.
	If you see someone in trouble, you're supposed to carry a dagger at all times and rip it out and save the lady.
	Yeah, sounds good to me.
	Sounds a hell lot better than fucking Muslims.
	Including extra bonuses for every hundred lashes and fucking shit.
	Listen, I'm sick of this shit.
	So he's talking about the late 1700s.
	Yeah.
	Sorry if people from hundreds of years ago are antiquated.
	Do you want to get into history?
	Do you want to get into the treatment of Sikhs?
	How about this?
	In 1762, Sikhs had a fucking holocaust.
	The Duran-Duranian Empire, the Duranian Empire was taking over, they were Afghani and they were taking over what's now Pakistan and Lahore and Punjab, where Sikhs are today.
	And they decided to do the old trick that they do.
	It's still a very handy trick today, where you torture women and children, kill them, massacre them, and it demoralizes the men.
	So they tried that and it worked great, by the way.
	They did an excellent job.
	Muslims have killed about a million Sikhs.
	And in the Sikh Holocaust of 1762, the Duranian Empire murdered 10,000 to 20,000 Sikh women and children, unarmed, not soldiers, slit their throats, carved them up with swords, stabbed them to death,
	burned them alive.
	This is 1762.
	This is the same era this asshole is talking about with George Washington.
	Three years before the American Revolution, this guy had 10,000 to 20,000 of his women and children killed.
	But what's his focus on?
	George Washington was mean.
	He had slaves.
	Yeah, where did the slave trade come from?
	The people who massacred you, Arab Muslims, were the facilitators of the slave trade.
	And they did it before and after the West.
	We didn't start slavery.
	We ended it.
	But they're continuing it in their own little enclave.
	You could buy a slave from a Muslim in Libya today for 400 Bucks.
	Where's that justice, you cunt?
	Yeah.
	He was a master planter.
	He fertilized American soil with Native American bodies.
	You can tell this is written by a white blackophile.
	We're so far removed.
	We've got 60 degrees of separation from the truth here.
	This was written by a white dude who is into black, probably took African-American studies, and he has that sort of black cadence.
	And now he's giving it to a Sikh to recite in order to get Sikhs to vote DNC, by the way.
	They're trying to get, they know with the minority vote, they could win.
	But the only way you get the minority vote is to scare everyone into thinking that America's a racist Klansman rally, and you'll get killed if you don't vote them out.
	Like Joe Biden said, they're going to have you all in chains.
	So he hydrated the southern cotton fields with the blood and sweat of free black labor.
	So I think there's two piles of bodies that are in American history now.
	The Native Americans, dude, for the 50 billionth time, we fought them for 400 years.
	They massacred us.
	We fought against them.
	We fought alongside them.
	We worked with tribes to, we did deals with tribes to help them conquer other tribes.
	They did deals with us to help conquer the French.
	It was back and forth all over.
	Eventually, superior firepower won out and we finally won after generations and generations of slaughter.
	It's the longest war in American history, obviously.
	And you want to talk about bodies?
	You want to talk about a Holocaust?
	620,000 bodies back then is equivalent to 5 million today.
	That's an American Holocaust.
	We lost 620,000 white men, abolishing slavery.
	How about you're welcome?
	Slave traders destroyed a million of you.
	We abolished slavery and we're the fucking bad guys?
	Fuck you.
	And hydrated southern cotton fields with the blood and sweat of free black labor.
	Such an icon of white supremacy was he that nearly 200 years after launching the violent displacement of 100,000 non-white bodies, the piece of paper was faced.
	Like you have to learn this language.
	So he's back to the Native Americans.
	He's back to the American Indians.
	We displaced 100,000 non-white bodies.
	Yeah, do you know how far the Sikhs were pushed around by Muslims all over northern India?
	You want to talk about displacing 100,000 bodies?
	And that's what war is, dude.
	How do you think borders are formed?
	You think God just drew a map that looks like 2020 back when the earth began?
	What was it?
	4 billion years ago?
	No.
	Borders are formed by displacing bodies.
	I hate this term fucking bodies.
	You obviously don't believe it.
	If you're able to avoid and totally ignore a holocaust of your own people, then you clearly don't care about bodies.
	And again, if you look at pictures of the Civil War, you just see these fields.
	These men didn't die of a bullet wound to the head.
	They died of dysentery.
	They died of infection.
	They died with medics unable to help them alone in the battlefield, just sitting, rotting there.
	They were literally fertilizer.
	That was literally a holocaust.
	The equivalent of 5 million today rotting on the battlefield.
	Guess what, Seek?
	You make me fucking seek.
	No, I was wondering if I was going to squeeze in that pun.
	Guess what, Seek?
	History is brutal.
	History is a lot like nature.
	It's brutal.
	It's ruthless.
	It's heartless.
	It's politically incorrect.
	That's how we got here through a whole shitpile of trauma.
	And you can't go back and selectively cherry-pick little details that help your narrative for this election because we've read books before and we know how much fucking disgusting violence there's been on all sides.
	In fact, you know what's ironic?
	Sikhs are pretty much the most innocent group that we've discussed this whole time.
	You just got the wrong fucking perpetrators.
	Sonic was all the authorization they needed to suffocate a man to death while the world watches.
	Wait, pause.
	So the reason that he's about to call him Big Floyd, by the way, I've already seen the beginning of this.
	The reason Big Floyd was murdered was for the money.
	Oh, wait, I get it now.
	Counterfeit 20s.
	Oh, that's why he's using a 20s the whole thing.
	Yeah, George Floyd was a career criminal.
	And here's another thing.
	The cops were called.
	Why'd you call the cops?
	Why did society call the cops?
	Cops are like soldiers.
	They do what they're told.
	So aren't you, isn't it their commanders responsible?
	Isn't the democratic mayor responsible for his troops?
	That's who went out and did this.
	They were just following the orders of their boss, the mayor.
	Isn't he responsible for having a brutal police force?
	I mean, Stalin was responsible for his war crimes.
	Hitler's responsible for what the Nazis did.
	Why isn't the mayor responsible for this police brutality?
	They're his police.
	Was all the authorization they needed to suffocate a man to death while the world watched them do it.
	Big Floyd was murdered.
	He was not murdered by police.
	He ate all of his fentanyl and fentanyl.
	Is it fentanyl or fentanyl?
	Fentanyl.
	He ate all of his fentanyl and OD'd.
	You can check the coroner's report for that.
	We were not, as a society, worried about 20 bucks.
	In a normal functioning society, you can't have counterfeit bills.
	Can you have counterfeit bills?
	Will I not get into trouble if I try to buy something with this?
	And do you want a world where counterfeit bills are fine?
	Do you understand what inflation is?
	If everyone can print their own money, do you have any idea how much a burger will be?
	Why don't you check in on Zimbabwe?
	They decided they could just print endless money.
	A burger in Zimbabwe at the peak of inflation was 14 million Zimbabwean dollars.
	A long-distance phone call at the peak of Zimbabwean inflation was 20 million Zimbabwean dollars.
	By the way, if you're thinking of getting as a gift anything Mugabe related is big, including Zimbabwean dollars.
	If you can get me like a $10 billion note, I'd really appreciate that.
	They're probably worth a buck.
	So he was not murdered by cops.
	This is a fucking lie that this actor is reciting that a white man who works for the DNC wrote in black vernacular in order to get you to scare you into voting.
	Like, they're not even trying.
	It's all a fucking shitty, half-assed tabloid by police outside of a grocery store.
	Like, my uncles also operate grocery stores, liquor stores, mini-marts, and so on.
	That whole generation followed a pretty simple formula.
	Good.
	You put your heads down, make your money, send your kids to good school.
	Pause.
	Yes?
	Okay.
	Is that bad now?
	Like, just behave.
	Don't kill anyone, and you're good with me.
	Well, what if I want to kill someone?
	What if I want to print some counterfeit dollars?
	What if I want to eat all my fentanyl?
	See, what that actually meant was, put your heads down and don't think about why this formula works out for you, but doesn't always work out for everyone else.
	Yes, it does.
	You get to own property in this neighborhood, but hold on, pause.
	So, America's racist, right?
	Sikhs can come here, bust their ass, and work and make tons of money, but black people may not.
	If you bust your ass as a black person, own a store, you will never make any money.
	What?
	Where are you getting this from?
	If you are a female newscaster who's kind of ugly with a big fat black nose and you're fat and short, you'll never become Oprah Winfrey.
	Oprah Winfrey doesn't exist.
	There's no way for blacks to make money.
	What about African blacks who come here from Kenya and Nigeria and absolutely kick ass?
	What about Sikhs?
	If we're so racist, you, by the way, look way weirder than a normal looking black dude.
	You have a dagger, you have a beard.
	Your hair, they're not allowed to cut their hair or their beard.
	So their beards have like a fishnet stocking on it to hold it, to stop it going down to ZZ top levels.
	And their hair is like beyond their ass.
	That's weird looking.
	If you're a prejudiced, xenophobic bigot, you're going to go, whoa, no thanks.
	But we go, whatever, dudes.
	None of my beeswax.
	So the fact that 62 is proof that we're not a racist society.
	But what he's trying to convey here is that we only hate one race.
	And not even that race, a certain division of that race.
	Like we hate blacks, but not African blacks.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Because that is the shittiest argument I've ever heard.
	Why you get to own property in this neighborhood, but the people who live here can't.
	Okay, hold on.
	He's bitching about Sikhs gentrifying the neighborhood.
	Like, congratulations, dude.
	You've successfully assimilated into white culture.
	You're an ethnomasochist.
	You have self-hatred.
	Perfect.
	You've emerged.
	You're now an American.
	You hate yourself.
	And liquor stores like yours are in every corner, but fresh produce and after-school programs are pretty hard to come by.
	This guy's an Uncle Tom.
	Whoever wrote this for him has trained him to shit on Sikhs.
	How do the Janta, what do they call him again?
	There's that.
	What is it?
	Vali Janta?
	Valijanta.
	Valijanta.
	Remember that subculture?
	It's like farmer kids and the Sikhs, Sikh farmers want their children to take over the farm and be proud Sikhs.
	And what do they do?
	They just fucking get a Mercedes that they can't afford, get designer clothes, and hit on chicks.
	It's not what his farmer dad wants for him.
	It's funny that it's got that Cambodian thing.
	The Southeast Asian plank.
	Feminists are not fond of Valijanta.
	Their whole subculture is about grabbing girls' asses.
	Anyway, so unlike Valijantas, this guy has taken on white guilt, but now he's turned it into Sikh guilt.
	And he's sitting here bitching about his uncles taking over the neighborhood and how fresh produce...
	Why is fresh produce hard to come by in East New York and Harlem?
	Because they don't make a dime.
	Have you been to Harlem?
	Have you been to black neighborhoods?
	Harlem has lost all of its charm, all of its color.
	There's maybe one Jamaican patty place on the street.
	The rest is just dunkin' donuts, Popeyes, chains.
	You know why?
	Because that's all that works.
	They tried fresh produce.
	No one bought it.
	In fact, when places like Whole Foods move into black neighborhoods, there's protests because they say, yo, you're trying to gentrify us shit with your stupid white food?
	They don't like it.
	It doesn't work.
	Similarly, after-school programs are a flop because no one shows up.
	This whole pandemic, I talked to teachers in the South Bronx.
	They'll have a Zoom class with like 30 squares ready to rock.
	There'll be two guys there because they start at 10 a.m.
	So everyone's asleep.
	And it's two guys playing video games.
	And the teacher says, so you guys have any questions about the homework?
	And they're like, no.
	These are the nerds.
	These are the teacher's pets.
	The two guys playing video games.
	And the teacher goes, all right, well, I'm not going to sit here and watch you play video games.
	Bye.
	Okay, later, teach.
	In the South Bronx, there's kids who get $65, $75 for the year, and they only show up for the free lunches, literally.
	Milton Friedman said there's no such thing as a free lunch.
	There is in the South Bronx.
	So they're gangsters who gangbang all day, go to school for a free lunch, and then go out and play.
	Their teachers have not seen them all year.
	75.
	I got a 75.
	I was in the special class for retards, and I had to go every day.
	So yeah, fresh produce and after-school programs are hard to come by in black neighborhoods because it's called the free market supply and demand.
	There is zero demand for these things.
	And definitely don't consider a centuries-long history in this nation that includes slavery, legalized segregation.
	Slavery, legalized segregation.
	We'll get to this in a sec because blacks voluntarily segregate.
	Even when they're in college, they want to have black proms.
	If you try to move into a black neighborhood, try it.
	Try to move into East New York with your family and see how well it goes for you.
	So segregation has become a natural state for this country, for all races.
	Slavery, we've already gone through.
	I made up war on drugs.
	Finally.
	A salient point.
	What are we?
	Two-thirds of the way through this shit?
	He finally says something.
	We're what?
	We're not even halfway through.
	Criminalization of black and brown bodies.
	What the fuck does he?
	What are you talking about?
	Bodies?
	We've been through bodies.
	I talked about the 620,000 on the fields in the south of the Civil War.
	I talked about your people's 10,000 to 20,000 dead bodies.
	Let's say 20,000.
	But you're talking about black and brown bodies?
	The fuck does this even mean?
	Like, it implies that cops are just killing Mexicans and blacks and just throwing the bodies in a heap.
	Bodies.
	This is a white academic thing where you use certain words to inspire a thought.
	And when you say bodies, what do you think of?
	You think of the Holocaust, you think of mass graves.
	Oh, by the way, speaking of mass graves, before we got here, Indians were murdering each other in gigantic Holocaust, gigantic slaughters.
	And they had mass graves.
	We've since discovered massive mounds of Indian bodies murdered by Indians.
	So bodies, if you want to get into history, are ubiquitous.
	That's how history works.
	There's piles of bodies.
	Sorry.
	That includes slavery, legalized segregation, a made-up war on drugs, criminalization of black and brown bodies, immunity for police officers when they commit crimes.
	This is just a lie.
	This is what I've noticed with the DNC on this campaign.
	We've got, what, 67 days left?
	And they've just said, fuck it.
	Let's just double down on everything.
	Just lie.
	Trump grabbed a woman by the pussy.
	He said all Mexicans are rapists.
	And he said Nazis are very good people.
	I know some people will look that up and see that it's bullshit, but I'm going to guess a good 60% will just take it at face value.
	Let's just lie.
	So officers get no, none of them are charged.
	The guy who stuffed that fucking plunger up Amadou Diallo's ass, Justin Volpe, he's partying right now.
	They bought him a house in Puerto Verta.
	And that's just to name a few.
	So what did we do?
	We put our heads down.
	We turned those Jacksons into Benjamins and those Benjamins into Benzons.
	You're welcome.
	You come from a place, Punjab, where Sikhs are from, is at the top of India.
	It's right next to Pakistan.
	The same area that's been terrorizing them for centuries.
	They come here because they're sick of being murdered and terrorized.
	We bring them in, and the next thing you know, they have a Mercedes-Benz.
	Maybe don't complain.
	Maybe don't call us shitty, disgusting racists with the horrible history.
	Your area's history is way worse than America's.
	The fucking civil war that created Pakistan and India was a bloodbath.
	It still is.
	Maybe focus on Muslims for a change.
	If you speak to a Sikh and he's not bitching about Muslims, he's full of shit.
	There's a Sikh saying, actually, it's one of the least catchy sayings I've ever heard.
	Maybe it sounds nicer in Punjabi, but it is, take your arm, dip it into oil all the way down, then cover it with sunflower seeds.
	That is the many times, that's how many times a Muslim lies in one day.
	I think you could be a little more succinct with your colloquialisms there, Vali Janta.
	We became well-educated, well-to-do, and well, in this country, how?
	We complied with the status quo that keeps telling us that we're almost there, but just not quite dumb enough until we shed every last remnant of our heritage.
	Wait, pause.
	So we let Sikhs get to a certain level, which sounded like pretty high level.
	It sounded like a hell of a lot higher than the average American salary.
	In fact, I would wager that Sikhs have a higher average American salary than whites.
	Whites, I think, are $55,000 a year.
	It's pretty much the same as the national average because we're the majority.
	But I bet Sikhs are doing much better than that.
	And he's talking about Mercedes-Benz, nice areas, but we're almost there.
	What is there?
	You want to be as rich as fucking, what's his name?
	What's the black guy?
	Tracy Morgan?
	Well, you got to pretend that you got a brain injury from a Walmart truck if you want to get that rich.
	But what's this almost there shit?
	And shedding every part of your heritage?
	You know what the NYPD says about these excessive beards and turbans?
	No problem.
	That's your religion.
	You can be a cop.
	Who tells Sikhs, even boxing, professional boxing, you can have a beard if you're a Sikh.
	Go bananas.
	So who keeps telling you to shed your heritage?
	Your heritage is about the most Western compatible heritage out of all the different cultures there are, maybe even including black.
	Except, of course, for the ones that can be exploited for a diversity initiative or sold for profit.
	So hold on.
	And in the meantime.
	So the reason that we let Sikhs have all these stores, and by the way, what does let mean?
	Like, it's illegal to discriminate against someone based on their religious or ethnic heritage.
	And it's even more illegal to tell someone they can't open a store and help the market and employ people and provide goods for the area because they have a fucking turban on.
	What planet are you living on?
	Initiative or sold for profit.
	And in the meantime, we got all our music.
	This is where it gets fucked up.
	He's now being black.
	And in the meantime, we got all our music, culture, fashion, sports, and heroes.
	Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
	I'm wrong.
	So he's saying we.
	So I guess we, now we're in the same boat as him?
	This guy's like a little fucking game of frogger going from black to brown bodies.
	Now he's a white body.
	So just go back a bit there.
	We have to give up all our heritage.
	Oh yeah, that's a point I wanted to make.
	So we won't let, say, Indians be doctors if they, you know, if the woman, married woman, refuses to remove the dot from her forehead.
	Like this idea that there's a ceiling for minorities, go to your local hospital.
	There's a lot of brown bodies there fixing white bodies.
	There's a lot of bodies of all shapes and colors in hospitals.
	Medicine is such a rare gift and you need such a high intellect that we literally can't afford to turn people away.
	If you want to do the 12 years of med school, come on in.
	The Initiative or sold for profit.
	And in the meantime, we got all our music, culture, fashion.
	You stole rap from us.
	No, we gave you every opportunity.
	In America in 2020, you can be a surgeon, you can be a broker, you can be a race car driver, absolutely fucking anything.
	You can be a golfer like Tiger Woods, anything.
	Now, the free market, I've noticed in the free market, the basketball you tend to thrive at.
	Rap, you tend to thrive at.
	Instead of going, okay, well, we'd rather you did this.
	We go, okay, if that's your thing, go bananas.
	Go become a millionaire doing that.
	They're talking like we live in a Stalinist dictatorship where we say, you have to do this, you have to do that.
	No, we don't.
	We say, if that's your thing, if you want to run a bodega, Mr. Seek, go Bananes.
	We encourage you.
	Community of people.
	Just pause.
	I hate this idea that we're allotting careers.
	All right.
	Tall basketball player.
	I mean, tall black man, basketball.
	No, I would love to play in the NBA.
	I suck and I'm 5'10 and a half.
	How am I going to get in there?
	Well, can you allot that to me?
	Can you decide I'm in the NBA?
	It's so crazy, too, that sports has crept in with this, to this bullshit, fucking communism crap.
	How is something that is so dependent on meritocracy biased?
	Do you think short Chinese men are not in the NBA because of bias?
	They're just allowed to go that far, but not to the NBA.
	Fuck you.
	Community of people without ever having to reckon with the fact that we have been complicit in the violence.
	So we get sports and culture and all this stuff without ever having to reconcile the fact that in the violence against their way and their very existence all along, we haven't had to recognize.
	I haven't gone more than a minute without recognizing it.
	I drive down the highway.
	There's billboard after billboard forcing me to recognize it.
	There's songs.
	I'm trying to watch the game.
	I lost the Mets to this shit.
	They walk off the field because of some made-up police brutality shit.
	All we do is reconcile all day.
	And America's sick of it.
	We listened for half a century.
	The day Martin Luther King was shot, we all went, okay, what's happening?
	We had affirmative action.
	We had welfare.
	We had so much welfare and social programs.
	We basically had reparations at this point.
	You got the money already that you were asking for.
	It's like time served.
	You've already done your time finances.
	And then after 50 years, we went, all right, you know what?
	You're writing.
	You're burning America down.
	We're done.
	I'm going to live over here.
	You live over there.
	Silent apartheid.
	We're done.
	I'm done reconciling.
	So without ever having to reconcile, no, without reconciling infinitely, we've given up.
	I didn't say reconcile.
	I said reconciliation.
	We kept our heads down.
	Now the joke's on us.
	You've popped around so much.
	I don't know who us is anymore.
	Remember it was we we got our culture from, and now the joke's on us.
	Are you a Sikh?
	Are you white?
	Or are you black?
	Plans and everything we knew to escape poverty.
	Pause.
	Bullshit.
	Oh, there you go.
	Yeah, escape violent conditions.
	From whom?
	Would you mind recognizing, and you're obsessed with slavery, so I assume you're aware of the Arab Muslim slave trade.
	Who was providing these violent conditions?
	And by the way, you escaped here.
	You got here.
	And you're in a fucking bodega.
	Look at all this beer.
	Do you know how hard it is to get that much beer in Pakistan?
	I believe it's illegal.
	I think alcohol is illegal in Pakistan.
	It's illegal in most Muslim countries.
	How about a escape?
	How about a thank you?
	Poverty to escape violent conditions, to escape systemic oppression.
	And this whole time, we remain silent while we watch those very same things happen to a group of people who are just slightly different from ourselves.
	I'm lost with these we's.
	So now you're back.
	Like we escaped.
	Okay, so now he's Sikh.
	And we just saw, we ignored what was happening to a group of people.
	So now he's shitting on Sikhs, I guess.
	Can you go back a little bit here?
	First, I have to align what we means, and then I have to figure out what he's saying.
	We remain silent.
	So now he's shitting on Sikhs.
	I wonder if his Vollijanta's Sikh uncles are aware what they're doing and what his nephew's doing in his store.
	Oh, he's coming by to do a video.
	He's with the activist guys.
	I think it's daddy good.
	Okay, but he's shitting all over your religion, your people, and totally ignoring Muslim slaughter, the Muslims slaughtering you.
	We remain silent while we watch those very same things happen to a group of people who are just slightly different from ourselves.
	We no longer have time to keep our heads down.
	Wait a minute.
	Muslims killed, you had several.
	When I say the Sikh Holocaust, there were several.
	Muslims killed a million Sikhs, but I'm just talking about that one in 1762 because it was three years before the beginning of the American Revolution.
	But this guy is saying that we come here and we see the same thing we saw in the Punjab.
	Really?
	So we're slaughtering 1 million blacks, just slaughtering them.
	Maybe this whole video is for Planned Parenthood, because the only time the numbers add up is if he's talking about Planned Parenthood.
	Not now, not ever again.
	Not ever again.
	No longer have time to keep our heads down.
	Not now, not ever again.
	Listen to and learn from black voices.
	Donate your time and your money.
	This is the whole crux of it here.
	The DNC is paying for this here.
	To black-led organizations and black causes.
	So black-led organizations, black causes.
	And by the way, how much has BLM got so far?
	How about BLM take some of their, I'm going to say a billion dollars now?
	Hundreds of millions of dollars they've received from Nike and Starbucks and all these other companies that get vandalized by Black Lives Matter and Antif at the same time.
	I don't quite understand that, but maybe someone can explain it to me.
	How about some of that money goes into the black community, like say fresh produce or after-school programs.
	Not a fucking red cent has gone into a black college fund.
	You know what BLM does with his money?
	It does exactly what the SPLC does: it expands and devotes more money to fundraising.
	The beast keeps growing.
	Beast Lives Matter.
	Growing with more and more money, raising more and more money.
	And then they ask, what do they do?
	What do they do with their money?
	They do this.
	They get a seek to get out there with black mannerisms and say, donate more money to BLM.
	This video came from BLM Money.
	You are watching a fake charity use its donation money to raise more money for itself.
	And of course, they get the support of the DNC by demanding blacks vote.
	Learn and vote in your federal and local races.
	So vote or they'll have you all in chains.
	This is Moore Biden.
	Oh, look, he looks funny there.
	Whoa, I just tuned into what the fuck I'm saying.
	Wow, where am I?
	Maybe he was drugged.
	The drugs just wore off.
	He's like, whoa, hey, they have me shitting on Sikh culture in my uncle's fucking bodega, no less.
	Your vote matters if it's crazy as hell of all.
	Yeah, how does the black vote matter if blacks are human garbage?
	And their bodies don't matter.
	Bodies.
	Bodies.
	Here he is again.
	Finally sobering up.
	This is one of the weirdest parts.
	So I guess the writer thought, it's getting kind of obvious that I just have this Sikh puppet that's parroting what I wrote about black people and pretending I'm a black person that wrote it.
	God, I would kill to see the writer of this.
	Kill.
	So he has to throw in a token Sikh thing.
	And this Sikh's problem is with India's inherent classism.
	No mention of Pakistan.
	Pakistan has all of this casteism, colorism, sexism, Muslim supremacy.
	Muslim supremacy is destroying the Punjab.
	It's destroying Sikhism.
	But his problem is with India.
	India, the ones fighting Pakistan with them on their behalf.
	Punjab, the border of Punjab and India, is constantly attacked by Pakistan.
	Kashmir is a civil war right now with Indian soldiers shooting at Muslims and back and forth, trying to maintain the borders.
	India is Punjab's best friend.
	They're at war.
	They're essentially at war with India and Punjab are at war with Pakistan.
	I don't care what you say.
	And his problem is the inherent casteism, which is class, you know, the casteism, of India and sexism.
	Yeah, India has their problems.
	If you want to look at problems, you may want to look to your neighbor, Pakistan, especially when it comes to sexism, where, thanks to the Quran, a woman who gets raped has half the value of testimony as the rapist.
	Is that not a thing?
	No.
	Can't criticize Muslims because a lot of blacks are Muslims.
	And that's what we're going for here is votes, not reality, not truth.
	Unless you're also dealing with the casteism, colorism, sexism, Hindu supremacy, and support of state-sanctioned violence that's running around freely in your own industry.
	Black Lives Matter.
	Bing bong.
	Oh, he let a white guy out first.
	That was cool.
	Pawns.
	The DNC is treating blacks as pets and training them to wrangle up their own pets.
	And these pets are making absolute fucking fools of themselves.
	The good news is immigrants are assimilating and adopting our culture of self-hatred.
	I bought a $53 Ralph Loren belt.
	Dang.
	Well, my last belt I got on the streets of New York for like 25, 30 bucks, and it lasted me 12 years.
	And this one, it tightens, you know, it varies.
	The tightening varies.
	So 50 bucks for 15 years?
	That's a good deal.
	What are you looking up there?
	There's this great quote I just heard recently about buying stuff that's a little expensive.
	You buy it once and then you pa ba-da.
	You don't need to be learning why to buy expensive ship.
	I told you how to buy stuff.
	Can I afford it?
	No.
	Is it a good deal?
	Do I need it?
	There's five things.
	We'll talk about belts.
	Talking about things that you need.
	I needed it.
	My old belt broke.
	I can afford it.
	Is a good deal?
	That's debatable.
	And I forget the other two.
	You should have been pulling them up as we were talking.
	What's that?
	The criteria for buying something.
	Can I afford it?
	Is it a good deal?
	We want to look at the text that you just said?
	Can I afford it?
	Is it a good deal?
	So, am I looking for a bumper sticker or?
	No, you're looking for the five things.
	This is a commonly known thing.
	Bumper sticker?
	Yeah, people have bumper stickers on their car to help you decide how you should shop.
	Just out of the goodness of their hearts.
	Ryan, it's like the five criteria for buying something.
	Okay, I'm moving over to my computer.
	This is your boss taking over your job.
	This is not good.
	The image on the screen is all fucked up.
	Five things to know to buy.
	Can I afford it?
	Affordability calendars, five things to know.
	How much can I afford?
	Is it a good deal?
	Let's try.
	Is it a good deal?
	Five rules to buy.
	Okay, maybe this is five things.
	Alright, this is maybe a little harder than I thought.
	Home affordability card.
	That's annoying.
	Home lost in car mortgages.
	Three ways to know if you could really afford something.
	Can you afford it?
	Is it a good deal?
	Do you need it?
	Let me try that.
	A deal is only a deal if you can afford it.
	I found another thing.
	First question you should be asking when evaluating Black Friday deals is, can you afford it?
	Sounds like you're settling for something that isn't what you were talking about.
	There's this, financial debt, step-by-step guide to tell if you could truly afford something.
	Can you afford it?
	No, I think I got it.
	Are you saving?
	Oh.
	Make a list of what you need and stick to the list.
	So that says, do I need it?
	Decide how much you want to spend and don't spend more.
	Is it within my budget?
	Allot some money for splurging.
	That's irrelevant.
	Don't count on rebates.
	That's stupid.
	Don't feel pressure.
	You're right.
	That's not what I want.
	Is there like a definitive...
	There is the definitive thing, though, but it's...
	There is a definitive thing.
	I remember it.
	Can I afford it?
	Is it a good deal?
	Do I need it?
	I think it'd be easier to search by the author.
	I think if you just stuck with those three, we'd be pretty good.
	That's fine.
	That's a good amount of things.
	I'm annoyed now.
	Wait, go back to the green screen for a second there.
	There was a real clear politics article about the Arab-Muslim slave trade.
	Despite years of Black History Februaries, many know little to nothing about the vast role played by Arab and Muslim slavers in the African slave trade.
	The practice began centuries before Europeans, slavers bought and imported slaves out of Africa and continued well after European slavery ended.
	I know people at home might say, wait a minute, Gavin, you keep saying the West didn't start slavery, but the West ended it.
	And now you're saying Arab Muslims continue to trade slaves, so you didn't end it.
	Well, we ended it as far as reality goes, as far as the Western world, as far as things that matter.
	Yes, there are people who still sell slaves in Africa, but there's people who fuck babies to cure AIDS in Africa.
	There's people in Africa who chop open bald men's heads because they think there's gold in them.
	I can't be responsible for all the world's failures, but I can be, as a Western man, responsible for the West.
	And the West is kicking ass.
	All right, so let's talk about racism, shall we?
	Because it's rammed down our throats.
	This is a thing.
	I was asked in a cameo about white culture, what it is.
	And I said, the funny thing about white culture is it's the least racially specific culture there is.
	Like, white culture is just a culture of non-racial specificity.
	It's more like Western culture.
	And we only get white about it if you start telling us we suck.
	And then we go, actually, we literally rule.
	But before we see that, we're like, come on in, follow the golden rule.
	Do unto others as they would do unto you.
	And we're good.
	Treat people how you want to be treated.
	But when you start shitting on us, then we start getting mad.
	And that's when you see our whiteness come out.
	But before that, we don't really push it.
	You notice the stigma you get with white pride.
	You don't get that with black pride, any other pride.
	That's because we eschew that generally.
	And I think it's a good thing.
	I can see some far-right viewers getting mad.
	But the situation we're in today is white people suck, white people suck.
	Okay.
	That's when I start going, let me look into this.
	And before we get into that, though, why hasn't anyone, including us, talked about these 30 kids?
	Yeah.
	30 kids?
	I think because the perps were black, but they discovered a sex trafficking bust.
	Nearly 40, sorry, I thought it was 30.
	Nearly 40 missing children rescued during Georgia's sex trafficking bust.
	Where were the children from?
	Now, I don't know the story.
	I can't seem to get the whole picture, but five black shopdowns should be warehoused and not allowed to father children.
	Is that another related thing?
	I hate when they do that.
	I know, it doesn't make sense.
	It's so fucking irritating.
	Operation not forgotten.
	But where were the children from?
	So this all happened in Atlanta, but you mean their ethnicity?
	Like, are they?
	They've got to be illegal alien kids that were used as fodder.
	Yeah, there's a chance of that, yeah.
	They arrested nine people.
	Who are the children?
	Where are they from?
	Please tell us the story.
	Maya do amos bandale.
	We've got two Garcias so far.
	Yeah.
	Bailey, Irish name.
	Big-level crime in America.
	You're going to find it's blacks, Hispanics, maybe some Muslims.
	But where were the children from?
	Like the idea that there's going to be 80 parents going, oh, my baby, 80 white parents who look like the St. Louis couple going, oh, our child is finally saved.
	That's just, you know, that didn't happen.
	That's not what's going on.
	So where are these fucking children from?
	I can't get the story right.
	And when I looked up the perps, look up like convicted or whatever, the child traffickers.
	It's a very black looking gang.
	And that's kind of the theme of where we're going with today's show is we weren't bitching about crime.
	We were just arresting criminals.
	We were very microcosmic about it.
	All right, this was a crime.
	Put him in jail.
	You started accusing me of being a racist asshole who was just picking people because they're black.
	So then I started looking into it.
	And that's what this show does.
	Okay.
	So imagine 40 missing black children were discovered to be trafficked by white guys.
	Boy, that was an irritating picture they used.
	Does that guy want us to...
	Do they think seeing that guy in that coat is going to make us want to subscribe?
	So far, we're at two-thirds black.
	There was nine arrested, yet.
	Of 39 children.
	Let's listen.
	Healthcare of Atlanta Medical Director, Dr. Stephen Messner is behind me.
	Thank you, doctor, for coming.
	Let me say a few words, and then Attorney General Carr will say a few words.
	And then the PBI says, There'll be zero substances.
	I never listen to press conferences.
	There's too many words already.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He had a background.
	Yeah, a felony arms position.
	That's nice.
	I know.
	Like the second you told me the headline, I know.
	But I don't know who the kids were.
	Yeah.
	I don't think they're going to dox the kids, though.
	You usually don't find like the victims with much info on that.
	Sometimes you have to go to super far-right sites and be like, and then you work backwards verifying what you read from there.
	Okay, should we just give up on that and maybe do it tomorrow?
	What are you looking up?
	Looking up specifically the, trying to find those victims there.
	I've seen footage.
	Well, they were children, no matter what.
	Yeah, I know they were children.
	There was not 40 suburban kids on their little bicycles who were pulled into a van and then set up in Belarus to be sex trafficked across the border after going in a shipping container.
	It seemed like not all of them were liable at risk for being trafficked.
	They were like missing children.
	Like 13 of them, I think, were just missing children.
	So they can come from.
	They had been bred to be sex trafficked?
	Yeah, they were either in danger of being trafficked in a situation where they were vulnerable to it.
	All right.
	No, thanks, Ryan.
	That's what I read.
	Let's start with the dive deep into that and see what we can tell you.
	But it is alarming how scarce the details are about what should be the biggest story in the world.
	In the world.
	I don't give a shit about Big Floyd.
	I don't give a shit about...
	What was his name?
	Jacob Blake?
	I don't give a shit about him.
	He's not indicative of a pattern.
	It's an irrelevant death.
	Sorry.
	It is sub-spiderbite.
	Six people a year die from spider bites.
	Two innocent men are murdered by the police every year, and those police are punished.
	End of phenomenon.
	End of discussion.
	Why are you burning America down?
	Because you don't have Google?
	Is that why?
	Oh.
	What's this?
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, here, look.
	In the Metro Atlanta alone, authorities estimate 300 young girls are lured into sex trafficking each month.
	These are not children that are in some faraway land.
	They're America's children.
	They're kids that need to go.
	So are you talking about like crackhead 15-year-olds that are encouraged to be prostitutes?
	So it's like a pimp ring?
	Could be 12, could be.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Because some of them of the arrested, their charges were enticing a minor to engage in sex trafficking or something like that.
	Yeah, but I don't know what you mean by sex trafficking.
	You're like taking them over state lines.
	Turning them into a prostitute or something, like a taxi driver, like Harvey Keitel.
	Yeah, see, again, no information.
	Yeah, it is vague.
	All right, let's start with you.
	So yesterday's letter, we had that Instagram chick who said, I do my little arts and crafts.
	And just like I said, don't subscribe to this network unless you cry at war movies.
	I was joking.
	We'll take whatever you, any subscribers, we'll take them all.
	Except maybe pedophiles.
	And I started looking at her Instagram page, and I thought the people who support her are the people who support these riots and everything.
	And it was a really good sort of look at the fucking idiots who believe these crazy narratives.
	This woman, Mary Engelbright, she also said, don't look at my drawings and my art if you don't support BLM.
	So this is what we're being denied.
	That's not for us.
	Damn it.
	Nope.
	Can't see her daughter in the pool.
	Of course, Malcolm X. Oh, look at this one.
	My work here is almost done.
	They've got Donald Trump in a place where in a Dem run city with a Democratic governor who refused Trump's help in a burnt out shithole from a Black Lives Matter rally that is all about hating Trump,
	and Trump is the guy to blame.
	This is why we protest.
	And then it has Kyle Rittenhouse who turned himself into police and a serial rapist, child molester.
	It was an underage girl that he raped, being shot after threatening to kill police.
	Like, what a fuck.
	This is what we're up against.
	These stupid liberal moms who have, it's funny that she looks like she illustrates children's books because this is her, her life is like a, that's her brain.
	Her brain is a little macrame mushroom fucking heart.
	I, hmm.
	He's rigging the election right now.
	Yeah, with Russia.
	We can't enjoy this art, dude.
	That sucks.
	That art is not for us.
	Correct.
	For any of you five-year-olds that vote for Trump, you can't lighten these blankets.
	She's so tedious.
	She's such a weak and tedious human being, but she votes.
	Why do we let women vote?
	They should stay at the seaside.
	Anyway, go to 16.
	So I went a little too deep.
	This is one second.
	So that is 1.6?
	The other one?
	Okay, I think there's two more.
	No, there is only one.
	I meant 1.7, I guess.
	That's the original.
	So go to 17.
	So this is the woman who said, civility won't save us.
	Look at that cake.
	Civility won't save us.
	We need to riot.
	You won't listen to us unless we riot.
	Did you try civility?
	Because it's pretty effective.
	In fact, your lack of civility, remember Hillary saying we will not be civil.
	Anatifa said the same thing the night of my talk, the note they left on the Republican club's door.
	We will not be civil.
	Yeah.
	See, this pisses me off.
	Because when you tell me Black Futures Matter, the implication is that I think they don't.
	So it's like someone going up to you and going, hey, I don't rape kids.
	And I go, what?
	Are you saying I rape kids?
	It's like with Neil and I when he's taking a piss in the bathroom and it says, I fuck arses.
	And he goes, who fucks ausses?
	I fuck ausses.
	Keep going down there.
	Oh yeah, so 1-8.
	Wait, wait, wait, go back.
	Did I just say defund public school?
	No, defund police fund school.
	Okay.
	Oh, wait, so I saw this one.
	I'd never heard of Cornelius Fredericks, right?
	On April 29th, a youth, and this is where people are getting their news from.
	Drawings.
	Women get their news from drawings.
	On April 29th at a youth facility in Michigan, staff improperly restrained 16-year-old Cornelius for 10 minutes because he threw a sandwich.
	He said he couldn't breathe and went into cardiac arrest.
	They waited 12 minutes before getting medical help.
	He died two days later.
	So you read that, and as a normal human American, you go, whoa.
	That's really rough.
	Holy crap.
	Justice for Cornelius.
	I agree.
	So I looked into it.
	1-8?
	Oh, that's the 1-8.
	That was 1-8?
	Okay, so 1-9.
	Wait, are you sure?
	Shit.
	Okay, so I'm ruining the ending now.
	I thought I had a picture.
	So you look at all the pictures of the fights and you look up, like, just Google him.
	Google Cornelius Fredericks.
	And you see these horrible white men running around in a cafeteria and you see, you're like, what the fuck?
	What are you scared of black people?
	You have normal instincts as a good person.
	And you see, no, not a video.
	I want to see images.
	As a normal, good American Christian person, you hear this and your mind says things like, oh, you're scared of black people?
	Yeah, that one in the corner there, below on your far left, that one.
	So you see that picture and you see a white guy and you think, oh, I get it.
	White people are scared of black people.
	And one guy throws a fucking sandwich in your heart attack.
	That was my first thought.
	Because I'm, I guess, brainwashed.
	I'd like to say a good person, but I think we're all very naive about the news.
	And we see the little boy and we see him with the mask in his face.
	And we go, what the fuck happened here?
	Let's look at who did it.
	Let's have a look at Zachary Solis.
	There he is.
	That's the guy who murdered Cornelius Fredericks.
	Or let's look at his accomplice, Michael Mosley.
	That should load soon.
	There's a picture of this white, evil racist.
	Yeah, let's see this Nazi skinhead.
	Oh, so there was one white woman.
	I guess she was the administrator.
	But look at the pictures there.
	That's the other guy.
	That's Michael Mosley.
	So this little picture about racism and how we have to stop killing black people left out the detail that he was killed by black people.
	It was black-on-black violence.
	There's your evil racist.
	That might be a white Hispanic, though.
	Yeah, that's the newest one.
	There was a shooting last night, and they called it a white Hispanic.
	Now, imagine it was a guy, that white Hispanic, was killed by a white cop.
	Then it would be another brown body on the heap.
	It would be super brown, totally not white.
	Oh, by the way, the Punjabi guy is a rapper.
	I don't know if you knew that.
	I mentioned that.
	Houdini.
	We never checked it out.
	I talked to it.
	I said he wants to do rap and he wants to be accepted in this community, so he does videos like that.
	He said, fuck the police.
	Oh, fuck the police.
	Yeah, remember Lord Jamal?
	McAmore?
	I've covered this.
	I remember George Zimmerman.
	He was a white guy, even though he's a Peruvian Jew.
	Or the Filipino who sent bombs to all those people.
	He was a white man, and they literally lightened him up in photographs.
	I wish you could lighten me up right now.
	I look like a sunburnt tomato toad.
	What are you looking up?
	Oh, is that all the examples of it?
	Yeah, look how white they made him.
	Anyway, this was interesting.
	So the thesis here is that America sees blacks as less human.
	And you go to 2-1 and says, we're just killing them for nothing.
	No reason.
	We just constantly slaughter blacks because we don't see them as human, right?
	That's what we've been presented as white people.
	Let's pause that.
	We ain't nothing done nothing.
	Did we already cover this?
	We covered this yesterday, didn't we?
	Not this.
	Right?
	This was after the show, I believe.
	Because I remember saying, you were correct.
	Because two double negatives makes a positive.
	You didn't do nothing to nobody.
	You did something to somebody.
	We ain't never did nothing to nobody.
	Yeah, that's correct.
	Shit, I think that's a triple.
	This time coded after, he said something kind of important.
	I didn't put it up for reason.
	Go back.
	Why do we gotta keep burying names?
	Why do we take See as a human to the buddies?
	Keep going though.
	It gets better.
	And we got to keep telling you that we don't deserve this.
	You know we don't deserve it.
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	So the thesis here is what we're told he's saying is that all we do is kill black people, right?
	Now, I looked up just whites being killed in August alone.
	And I noticed that it's an epidemic.
	There's a lot of white bodies.
	But what was disturbing about it was the lack of motive.
	This wasn't you fucked my wife murders.
	This was about 70% of the time just fuck you.
	And then the other 30 to 40% of the time, it was, hey, I want that.
	That's it.
	Like, that's the difference between a lot of these murders.
	When you look at white-on-white crime, there's often a story behind it.
	But this black-on-white crime is, first of all, taking over the country.
	It is a major problem.
	Everything you hear about Black Lives Matter could be flipped and it would for once make sense.
	Black men are not being assassinated by white people, but white people are being assassinated by blacks.
	And let's just look at August briefly.
	Of course, there's Cannon Hinnant, right?
	Who was the five-year-old who was shot dead by a man in his, he was driving up his driveway.
	Just black man shot him in the head, point-blank range in front of his sisters.
	I thought it was, no one talks about this, but the neighborhood they live in is half white, half black.
	And I think what we're going to start seeing now is what I talked about before is much more silent apartheid voluntary segregation.
	And not just from whites who do it and live in areas like Westchester, but blacks are going to start doing it.
	And they already have, as we learned from GavinMcKinnis.win.
	What are you doing?
	This is 2-3.
	A group of 19 black families purchased almost 97 acres of land in Tombsboro, Georgia to plant the seeds for a thriving new city.
	You see, it's like agree to disagree.
	I don't like you, you don't like me.
	I did like you, but then you kept calling me a fucking asshole.
	I said, all right, bye.
	It's just like that.
	I was back in Vice days, I was trying to get the rights to these retards who did a soap opera.
	And it was, I think it was Jimmy Kimmel's brother or his producer or something who had the footage.
	And he kept saying, I've got to make sure you're not exploiting them.
	I was like, I'm not.
	I'm not.
	I'm just like, it's very interesting.
	I'm not going to say, heh, fucking me, Joe.
	You know, we had an issue of Vice that was special people.
	They were very happy with the way it turned out.
	And everyone's going to be happy with this too.
	There's been no comments or anything.
	And eventually, after like 500 times of me saying I'm not there to exploit them, I started to get pissed off.
	Saying, well, fuck you.
	And that's what pisses me off about Black Lives Matter.
	You're saying I don't think Black Lives Matter.
	No, I'm saying America don't think Black Lives Matter.
	Yeah, that's not true either.
	That's insulting to me as an American.
	Also this about the moving and the population segregation.
	Friend of mine, Lannius, sent this, lowest black population, the search term in the past five years over time.
	Holy shit.
	That is, that's amazing.
	You won't see that in a lot of places.
	No, that's interesting.
	I bet a lot of wealthy and middle-class blacks also look that up.
	Sure, of course.
	Also murdered recently, Jessica Doty Whitaker.
	She was shot in the head for saying all lives matter by BLM activists.
	Again, the video has nothing to do with the story.
	There she is.
	That little boy has no mother now because a woman refused to comply.
	And that's the new big thing, too.
	It's not, this is my opinion, Black Lives Matter.
	You can have your opinion.
	You may not have your opinion.
	So remember that woman they mobbed at the cafe?
	And it's like 100 people, mostly white women, going like this, black power, which when your skin is white, looks a lot like white power, at this woman who just refused to do it.
	That's particularly daring to do.
	That's a big fucking deal.
	You could die from that.
	Like if my daughter, I would tell her to say Black Lives Matter in that situation.
	I don't want, same with my wife.
	I wouldn't put my fist up there, but that's a man's job to protect society.
	A woman's job is to be safe.
	Let's look at Jocelyn and Joe Rowland.
	Now, this is one of the few times I could find any kind of motive.
	And the motive, well, play the tape.
	Maybe they'll list the motive in it.
	Finally, a video that has to do with the article.
	Ryan, Alex, Joseph and Jocelyn Rowland were found in their car in this neighborhood on East Cornell Circle, just off south of the city of Peter Panblau.
	Late Friday night, two weeks ago, they were both suffering what would ultimately be fatal gunshot wounds.
	And what led up to their murders was a closely held secret until today.
	The release of a 15-page arrest affidavit details how the couple became a victim of a What's with all the closely held secrets?
	Isn't that interesting?
	That's a show in and of itself.
	I always said we're responsible for 120% of what we do wrong.
	They, and when I say they, I mean BLM, Antifa, DNC, mainstream media, big tech, are responsible for about 20% of what they do wrong.
	So if we are with a perp like Big Floyd and we're too rough at the same time, he's ODing on fentanyl, then it becomes a murder.
	When they literally murder someone, it's buried.
	I think, just like the fucking Islamaburg, the New Mexico mosque that starved a child to death, that was kept under wrapped, kept under lock and key because it might incite violence.
	But if you can incite violence against white people, then let's magnify what happened.
	That's what pisses me off is the lack of truth here.
	So these 30 kids, these 30 sex trafficking kids, it's going to take all night to figure out the truth.
	But let's go back to this woman.
	So we finally found out what happened with Jocelyn and Joe Roland.
	You know why?
	Because he told them he confessed.
	Stolen car scam and how the alleged 18-year-old suspect confessed it all to police.
	The affidavit outlines a two-week-long investigation into the murders of Joseph and Jocelyn that led Aurora police officers to 18-year-old Kyrie Brown.
	In the affidavit, police say the Rolands met up with Brown two Fridays ago in Aurora to purchase a vehicle he listed on LetGo, an online app to buy and sell used things.
	According to their daughter, Joseph Rowland flipped cars for a living.
	The affidavit details a police interview with Kyrie Brown, wherein he allegedly admitted to stealing the car and posting it for sale on the app using a fake name.
	On the night of August 14th, when the Rolands met up with Brown, the affidavit says he told them he had brought the wrong ownership title and asked them to follow him to his home.
	According to the details of his interview in the affidavit, that's when Brown got out of his car, pointed a gun at the couple, and demanded the money for the car.
	Brown then alleges that Joseph Rowland grabbed his arm.
	According to the affidavit, that's when Brown admits to police that he intentionally shot Joseph and accidentally shot Jocelyn in their car.
	So there's a motive, finally.
	Hell of a motive.
	And I got the feeling looking at that kid that he doesn't see jail the way we see prison.
	Like it's just like, oh, I'm going back to my country of prison that I knew I'd end up at eventually anyway.
	My uncle's there and my dad's there and I'm just going early.
	Hey, dad.
	Sort of like Rum Springa, where the Amish are allowed to have a crazy time in civilization, but eventually they come back to the fold.
	He was just sort of like, oh, well, off I go to prison for the rest of my life, or maybe 20 years, 30 years.
	That's just a thing.
	Just like, you know, people who join the military where they're like, my dad was in the military.
	I'm going overseas.
	Oh, well, it's part of my normal cycle.
	And that might be the media telling everyone that America's racist, where young black men go, no one wants me anyway.
	I'm going to die in here.
	Veronica Baker.
	This was a very strange murder.
	I can get zero details on.
	All I know is that she had just graduated.
	She knew those three, or at least one of them.
	And this one is really hard to find, but I found an update that said, the audio of the 911 call indicates that she was stripped naked either before or after she was killed, indicating that this was probably a sexual assault.
	Two women and a man sexually assaulted this woman and then killed her or killed her and then sexually assaulted her.
	Who knows?
	Just like the girl who said, All lives matter, no parades about this, no screaming.
	No one saying it's a pattern when it is.
	If they say it's a pattern, it's not.
	If they deny it's a pattern, it is.
	We are in Orwell's predictions.
	What is isn't.
	What's up is down.
	What's right is left.
	Nicole Merrill.
	This one, this is 1-7.
	Beautiful woman.
	This man is now a million-dollar bond for shooting her and a toddler for some reason.
	Do they show her?
	You know what's weird?
	They don't show her.
	And she's incredibly beautiful.
	I'll show you a picture of her in a second.
	Isn't that interesting?
	They're scared we're going to go around killing blacks.
	This is why they hide Muslim violence in the UK, because they're scared Brits are going to go around killing Muslims.
	So what they do is they just say the reverse is true to try to quell the masses.
	It's Stalinist.
	Nathan Garza.
	This was a guy who was just shot by that dude.
	Whatever his name is.
	What's his name?
	I think it's Hispanic.
	Yeah, Nathan Gabriel Garza was the victim.
	But who shot him?
	Can we have the name of the fucking guy who shot him, please?
	Oh, Christopher Rowley Young.
	Roley Young.
	From Martinez.
	Yeah, I think he just shot this one.
	I think he just shot him.
	He was working at his grocery store in the parking lot.
	I think the guy just went, fuck you.
	And he said, fuck you, too.
	I'm guessing all this.
	He just went, no motive.
	Just killed a white dude.
	Also not showing the victim.
	Isn't it weird, though, on Face Value, you see that headline and you're like, oh, that's the guy who died.
	Yeah.
	You know, somebody might have that first thought.
	So let's pull back a bit at 2.9 and look at the big picture.
	Is there blacks, whites, sorry, killed by blacks just in August?
	And if you look up these, you can see Nicole Merrill there.
	She's in the middle on the top row with the blonde hair and the white shirt.
	Zoom in on this.
	So that's Nathan Garza, the guy we just talked about right above my head.
	And that's the beautiful woman we didn't see a picture of.
	That's the woman who was stripped naked and raped.
	We got the 18-year-old kid who killed those two.
	And if you go down.
	A five-year-old boy was this month, too.
	That was early August.
	That's not even included in this list.
	And again, you look them all up and it's nothing.
	It's not like after a long rivalry, one eventually snapped.
	It's like a robbery gone wrong or just an assassination just for fun.
	So there is a pattern here of racism, but it's not what they say it is.
	White lives matter.
	And if you say that, you're dead.
	What was, go to 3-8 now.
	Yeah, this is just like the previous picture I showed you.
	Breonna Taylor.
	And I'm like you.
	We're normal.
	Like we see that.
	And we see a beautiful black woman.
	We go, oh my God.
	She was killed?
	And for what?
	She's such a nice lady.
	Look at the nice black lady.
	Look how pretty she is.
	She has sparkles.
	Why did you kill the sparkle?
	Yeah, I want justice.
	I want justice for Breonna Taylor.
	All these numbers.
	Hi.
	Do do do do.
	Don't shoot like nice, pretty black girls walking down the street.
	She was in her home?
	You went into her home?
	You fucking dick.
	What's the matter with you?
	Breonna Taylor was...
	They'd say she was an EMT.
	It was just minding her own business at home.
	She was an EMT.
	She had quit or was fired.
	She was a drug dealer dealing drugs with her boyfriend.
	They had a no-knock warrant, but they knocked.
	And they said, please open up.
	The man started shooting the second the door opened.
	They shot back as we train them to do, as we want them to do.
	When we sit down and design a society, we have law enforcement in there because we want our property protected.
	And then we also write down, if they shoot at you, Mr. Officer, please shoot back.
	We don't want you to die.
	You would all be dead.
	We'd have to have new officers every day.
	Okay.
	And that is a society.
	Like, you don't want them to shoot back?
	Are they just fodder?
	Is this like the Russians in World War II?
	We just send them in the battlefield with no guns and bare feet.
	Actually, they do that in Britain, right?
	They have no guns.
	So this is not the Breonna Taylor shooting, but it is very similar details.
	And I guarantee you, this is how the Breonna Taylor experience was like.
	I guarantee you, the Breonna Taylor shooting was very similar to this.
	This is someone's been called to a motel room.
	This perp was wanted, I think, for homicide.
	I forget what he was wanted for, but it's a major felony.
	Someone rats him out and says he's in this motel room, and his girlfriend is there going, uh-oh.
	By the way, when you're dating someone who's a wanted felon who shoots cops, your life's in danger.
	So she's bullshitting them now, saying she doesn't know she has the key, blah, blah, blah.
	Turn it up.
	I don't know.
	Michael Green is going to go with him.
	I don't know Michael Green.
	So they prefer her to open the door.
	If he's in there, you need a palace.
	No, a Michael Green.
	Okay, Michael Anthony Harris.
	Hey, sorry.
	I mean, she's made up birds.
	She's giving him time to hide.
	I'm scared right now.
	You should be scared.
	Michael Harris.
	Yeah, these guys, like, did these guys want to go to Breonna Terror's house?
	That wasn't a thrill for them to bust a major drug dealer.
	Actually, maybe it was.
	It wouldn't be a thrill for me, but I'm not that brave.
	I'm not brave enough to go marching into a motel room where the odds of me being shot are 9 in 10.
	Please, Puppet, show me your hands!
	He's not showing hands.
	Not showing hands.
	He goes, hides in the room.
	Oh, fuck.
	The bullets keep coming.
	Now, he has a bulletproof vest on him.
	But unlike the movie, getting shot in the chest with a bulletproof vest is like getting hit with a battering land.
	It fucking kills.
	And it can kill you.
	It can cause so much inflamement that you can't breathe.
	It can also push up against your heart.
	It sucks.
	And if you don't believe me, give it a whirl.
	It's not as bad as getting shot with no bulletproof vest.
	But that was, what, like 10 feet away?
	So now his chest is pounding, bruising, and inflaming, pushing inwards into his lungs.
	And he's pissed.
	Now they got to get her out of there.
	Breonna Taylor is still in there.
	This cute, innocent black woman that did nothing wrong.
	And it's funny because...
	I bet in this case, this woman's more innocent than Breonna Taylor.
	This woman's just dating a felon who's wanted for murder.
	She's not knowingly sitting in a place that is dealing drugs.
	A drug den.
	We're not gonna shoot you.
	Open the door.
	Open the door.
	We're not gonna shoot open the door.
	He's in front of the door.
	He's in front of the door.
	Listen.
	Oh, the door's closed and it's dark.
	Okay, until you finish, shut the door open.
	Listen.
	Like, if this was Mexico, she'd be dead.
	They just go until seven magazines were gone.
	And the door was just cheese.
	Swiss cheese.
	I make Swiss cheese.
	It's interesting how the bubbles are so perfectly distributed.
	It's not like that for Jarlsberg.
	You'll have some random holes.
	What's Yarlsberg?
	Similar.
	It's a holy cheese.
	Swiss cheese seems like the bubbles are always perfectly distributed.
	Got a couple of corners.
	You don't often get like three bubbles and then nothing and one has no bubbles.
	How did you do that?
	Maybe they put marbles inside of it when it's growing and then they take them out before they cut it.
	And how do they take them out, Ray?
	They just eat them.
	They eat them.
	Well, they eat around the marbles and they cut.
	Detective shitty solves every mystery this show has.
	If anybody believes I think that they grow cheese with marbles in it, you're the retard.
	To all the viewers out there.
	So this is still intense.
	Does this have a happy ending here?
	Yeah?
	He dies.
	There's about like three more minutes.
	Perp dies.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Well, they showed her getting out.
	Has he been shot yet?
	That's funny.
	This is three minutes.
	When I watched this, I thought it was like 20 seconds.
	Oh, so you haven't seen her get out.
	They got her out safely.
	Okay.
	And he's there dead, bled to death.
	But with his chest caving in internally, he's there saying, okay, what do you want me to do here?
	Should we?
	And the other guy's like, I can handle this.
	I got this.
	Wait, what did he say?
	I'm good, man.
	So much gunfire that the smoke alarm went off.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right, anyway, that's a very racially heavy racially heavy episode.
	Let's lighten up the load a little bit before we leave you.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Okay.
	Um Ray, how to take down and destroy Antifa soy boys in 10 seconds.
	Saw this video going around.
	These cops kicking ass in Portland.
	They didn't really hold the line like they said they were.
	Like one of them's giving him the finger.
	Fuck you.
	Wait, you're not showing anything, right?
	You're just watching his show.
	Did you show any of this?
	That was the 10 seconds.
	Oh, there's multiple.
	Oh, I see.
	No, that was it.
	This is all aftermath here.
	Yeah, that's good.
	We should have a whole riot porn show where we go through a thousand million of these.
	This is from Matt.
	Hey, Gavin, Sergeatron.
	I just finished up a hilarious hoodie.
	Hopefully I don't get stabbed wearing it today like you're more than a friend.
	What is that?
	It's a sleeveless hoodie?
	Okay, more jobs, blow jobs, no jobs, hit jobs, thle-there word jobs.
	I like the impetus, the thought behind it, the inspiration, but graphically, it's hideous.
	Hideous.
	What if they're all- And if you do white print on black, then you inverse the whites and the blacks.
	These all look, like, look at Joe Biden's face.
	You have to make the white black and the black white.
	You know what I mean?
	Where it looks like it's a negative.
	Again, the hubris of the youth today selling us, sending us this shit.
	Conservatracks.
	Hey, guys, I really enjoyed your idea in last night's episode of having Harry Potter, except the face is kind of weird.
	I had to suggest we're doing something like that.
	I think you guys should definitely do.
	My family has a friend in Thailand who got some rando painter there to repaint a family portrait of us, and it is hilariously bad.
	We are all white, but he made us look slightly Asian.
	Our proportions are skewed.
	It was Peak Uncanny Valley.
	Unfortunately, I don't have much information as to how or where he got the painting, but that might be a good lead to find some shitty painter in a foreign country.
	Oh, great.
	So you tell us about a concept, but surely we can get your friend with a friend in Thailand.
	Let me do something I almost never do.
	Find the friend.
	Obviously.
	Or this is meaningless.
	And the other problem with what he's saying is the subtlety I want for this Harry Potter is like, I want to be in control of it.
	Because if it's just a hair too much, then it's too cartoon.
	Like the David Beckham statue was way too much.
	Hey, Gavin, Queen Fagzonia.
	That joke is even more lame than you suspect.
	Pretty sure Elaine and Yang are mispronouncing Pence's name because Tucker mispronounced Kamala Harris's name weeks ago.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Holy shit, you're right, dude.
	Truth.
	And then, I don't know if you watched this, Julia Louise Dreyfus, but Tucker then went on to show Joe Biden pronouncing her stupid name wrong a million times.
	And Kamala Kamala, I bet if you went around to her family members, you'd find both pronunciations.
	I call it a Kama.
	Like with Anthony Kumia, I think Joe Kumia calls it like Kumia.
	Yeah.
	So that's two brothers who grew up together pronouncing their last name differently.
	Against the honor of a sitting U.S. senator.
	CNN was outraged.
	With all the things going on in the world today, they wanted you to know that someone out there had mispronounced Kamala Harris's name.
	I told him I wanted to be the last person in the room before he made important decisions.
	Oh, that's what I asked Kamala.
	It's just too awesome.
	Darkness is descending.
	Old Joe Biden shows up and the sun begins to rise.
	Rescued again by Joe Biden.
	Thank you, Joe.
	See, that guy, don't serve him his coffee lukewarm.
	He's got no sense of humor.
	That's awesome.
	Alex Jones on Joe Rogan's Spotify censorship.
	This is Alex explaining why some podcasts are not on Spotify yet.
	First off, I've been mobbed by people the last three months on the street, calling my phone, sending emails saying, has Joe Rogan really moved to Austin or is he moving to Austin?
	I will answer that question in just a moment.
	But first off, had a lengthy discussion with Joe this morning, just a few minutes ago, because I had to call him in the middle of the night, buzz, buzz, call, call.
	I get up at like 5 a.m., dozens of text messages and calls saying, is Spotify censoring the Joe Rogan podcast?
	And I didn't know until I talked to him this morning, and he explained it.
	They've got 1,500 plus files and then some migrating over, and they've had a few problems here and there with corrupted files, with the naming of them.
	And Spotify wants to have a first rollout, then a second rollout.
	And here's the key.
	Joe Rogan's favorite 100 episodes of the last 10 years or so will be left on YouTube starting December 31st when he goes exclusively to Spotify.
	For this couple months, no man's land, the content will be on both platforms and will be migrating over.
	And so that's why the Alex Jones interview is not there.
	That's why some of the other interviews aren't there, because those are going to be the exclusive interviews that are left on YouTube, where in Joe's words, they'll probably get even more views than if they were on Spotify.
	So that's what's happening.
	And so I asked Joe, who's always been a straight shooter, point blank, I said, well, is Spotify censoring you?
	He said, absolutely not.
	What they're doing is trying to organize things Right now, get this migration taken care of, and that I will obviously be on the podcast as well in the very, very near future.
	So, I will be on, other guests will be on.
	Joe Rogan is in control of what goes on his show, and I'm just super excited about it.
	Joe is super excited because we've been friends since I met him in 1998.
	We've had our ups and downs, we've had some incredible adventures together.
	I'll just leave it at that.
	And to see him as the number one media person in the world and to know that he's having all these big, diverse conversations is extremely, extremely exciting.
	So, Joe is not being censored.
	He is the captain of his own ship.
	I'm very, very excited, and I look forward to coming on his podcast very, very soon.
	Now, let's move to the next point.
	Why is Joe very excited?
	Why am I very excited?
	Well, Austin is a really cool city.
	You want to hear more?
	Yeah, is he moving to Austin?
	Rogan is, yeah.
	Oh, it's Austin.
	I didn't know.
	Oh, yeah, I guess I did know that.
	Yeah, that was a...
	Is a really cool city.
	I wonder where he's going to invite you.
	Turn it up.
	Yeah.
	Especially compared to Los Angeles.
	And where Joe lives is a very, very beautiful part of Texas.
	I'll leave it at that.
	But yes, Joe has moved to Austin, Texas.
	He is here with his family.
	And it's actually come out in the local real estate news back on August 10th.
	I didn't say anything because Joe asked me not to, but now Joey Diaz has talked about it.
	Now, a lot of the people have talked about it.
	It's in the newspaper, but still my phone rings off the hook saying, does he live in Austin?
	Does he live in Austin?
	I hear it's Dallas.
	I hear it's San Antonio.
	Well, Alex is very trusting.
	Makes me feel kind of bad for not being trusting.
	So does that mean you're one of his favorite episodes because you're on YouTube still and not Spotify?
	So while that transition happens?
	Yeah, I mean, the problem with what Alex is saying, that it's a technical glitch, is it was when we looked at the list, there was definitely a pattern there.
	And the pattern was controversial guests.
	So do controversial guests have more technical data?
	Or is that list that we saw today, is that list the 100 of his favorite apps?
	Yeah.
	Because you look, it is about, let me see.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
	This is how you count to 100, by the way.
	You do 10, and then you go.
	So that's like 20.
	That's like 30.
	That's about 40.
	50.
	So the list is about 60.
	So it's possible that they're not transferring over the 100 favorites.
	I'm glad I didn't say anything too bad about Joe.
	I mean, and nobody could blame you for being suspicious.
	It literally has happened to you on every single platform ever, almost.
	Yeah.
	And Joe has ceased communications with me.
	We used to be friends.
	I went backstage when he was in New York.
	I was the only one there.
	It was a green room smaller than this studio.
	It was just me and him, and I go, I should probably go.
	Because I felt kind of weird.
	Like, you're getting psyched for the show, and you're about to go in front of like 5,000 people.
	And I'm just like, is there beer in the fridge?
	He got my son and I front row seats to a game, to MMA and boxing.
	Nice.
	Great dude.
	But he took a lot of heat for having me on.
	And not everyone is cut out for that kind of heat.
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, you were talking the other week about your conversation with your daughter in the slightly off version of Heaven.
	My friend showed me this Looney Tunes to remind me of it.
	It's about 145.
	You can see we're at the beginning.
	Of course, I have trouble with YouTube now that I'm banned.
	Very, very quiet.
	I'm hunting rabbits.
	What's up, Doc?
	You got a tight little man pussy on you, don't you?
	All right.
	See, that's too much.
	That's nice and good.
	It's way over the top.
	SFW.
	Oh, you're hurting me.
	Okay, so that's Omar Fudd getting raped.
	Thank you for that, Rod.
	All right, Gavin, King of the Beers and Ryan, Queen of the Fag Zone.
	Why can't you say Ryan, King of the Queers?
	What the flips?
	It was so easy.
	I don't even like that one, actually.
	Just been watching the 25 Hottest Woman episode from 2019.
	Was thinking of an update for you.
	Jamie PennyQuick from Edinburgh, Scotland.
	Like you more than the thing.
	You know the thing.
	This is no simp September, so I don't know how we do this.
	That didn't show up any shit.
	You spelt it wrong.
	You fucking die.
	No, not you.
	Him.
	Wait, he said his name.
	This is who it's from.
	Oh, that's him.
	Weird joke.
	Okay.
	I guess he's drunk.
	Some of these letters will be drunk.
	Oh, I see.
	I see.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Gavin, you ever been in a bathroom at a mosque?
	Nope.
	They have these weird jugs of water in the stalls.
	I looked into this and the answer is absolutely disgusting.
	They scrub their assholes with their fingers every time they take a shit.
	No.
	Check out this tutorial on how to finger your animals.
	All the supermarket stores and everything are out of toilet paper.
	So don't worry.
	Don't pan it.
	And luckily, if you're South Asian or Asian in general, you don't even have to worry about this.
	So I'm going to show you a solution on how to clean your ass without toilet paper.
	First tool I have here is Otabo.
	Filipinos be using this.
	And second tool I have Lota.
	Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Indian people be using this.
	Yeah, we used something similar a thousand years ago.
	Show you how to use this.
	So first step, I'm going to be using the Tabo.
	And by the way, I'm half Filipino and half Pakistani, so these are the tools I'd be using.
	So after you're done shitting...
	Is English something you'd be using, DeepRaz?
	You wanna select your desired temperature.
	I like to go warm.
	If you go too hot, you're gonna burn your ass.
	If you go too cold, you're gonna freeze your ass.
	So thanks for the tip.
	Sent in.
	After you're doing that, turn off the sink.
	Oh, wait, turn off the sink.
	After you're done, you turn that off.
	Okay, all right.
	Gotcha.
	Got any tips?
	Depends on which side you're pouring.
	If I'm gonna pour on my right side, I'm gonna use my left hand and use my right hand.
	So if you're gonna use your right side, use your right hand.
	If you're gonna use your left side, use your left hand.
	Afterwards, don't shake hands with Muslims.
	Take your right hand, go under your butt, and don't worry.
	Start cleaning your butt.
	Circular motion, you're gonna have some shit on your fingernails.
	It's okay.
	Keep going and going and going.
	It's still useful, but that's okay.
	Okay, your butt's gonna be clean.
	And then afterwards.
	Clean ass dirty hands.
	Okay, yeah.
	You're done.
	And keep doing this process until your ass is clean.
	And once that's done, you're gonna take a rag, pat down everywhere until it's dry.
	You're gonna wash your hands, which is the most important step.
	Make sure you use antibacterial soap.
	Wash your hands for like one minute or whatever.
	Make sure you get all this shit out of your fingernail if it's okay.
	You know, this is how we do it.
	I know many of you guys think this is nasty, but this is the most cleanest, efficient.
	No, wrong.
	Wrong.
	How is that cleaner than toilet paper where you touch zero shit?
	Or would I use the cleanest in the world way better than Ryan's stupid pin needle thing?
	I rarely visit him in the fag zone, but he has a bidet that forces a razor blade up your ass.
	If you put it up too high.
	If you put it up past 0.1.
	Yeah, point one's good.
	It goes up to 10.
	I bet if I put up to 11 and put my arm there, I bet I'd have a cut.
	It is intense.
	What's it called?
	A tushie.
	A tushie.
	T-U-S-H-Y, right?
	That's correct.
	It sucks.
	Do not buy a tushy.
	Do not go to the fag zone.
	The only way it doesn't hurt your anus is at point one.
	Not one.
	One is way too intense.
	Point one.
	Now, biffy.com, it has like four jets that come out with a thick jet.
	So at 10, you just go, whoa, geez, and it blasts your butt.
	Go to biffy.com.
	Don't go to tushi.com.
	And then, so you get that.
	And you can even give yourself a little bit of an enema.
	I do.
	What, with your needle thing?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	That's like inserting a needle up your ass.
	Kind of.
	This thing swings out and just washes your ass.
	Like, if you shit your pants and you have yellow bile on your butt cheeks, that takes care of that too.
	Like, it washes your ass.
	It doesn't just go like a needle on your butthole.
	I gotta buy a new one, actually.
	I remember I had an issue with it.
	I forgot what it was.
	It gets your whole, yeah, your whole butt cheeks all wet and everything.
	No, it doesn't.
	You can do that.
	Well, I did.
	All right, the show's over.
	Let's look at the final video.
	No, I don't want to show the one I said because it's too long.
	And we had the Breonna Taylor thing got too long.
	But let's do the Trump one where he's off mic, and you just get to see who he is.
	And I hope people will understand.
	This is what we love about him.
	They go, he's not presidential.
	Yeah.
	We know.
	We see him and we recognize him.
	Maybe it's as New Yorkers.
	Other people don't get it.
	But it's just like a good old boy.
	Which is a southern term, but.
	And a boss.
	Lots of boss energy.
	Slapping the table.
	All right, come on, let's go.
	This is a guy's guy.
	Give him a pen.
	Where's the pen?
	He's signing autographs.
	Oh, for fuck's Pete.
	It's just a little type of way.
	You give it to me.
	Here, give it to me.
	I'll give it to my guy.
	This person, thank you so much.
	Thank you very much.
	Yeah, let me have a pen.
	Could have a pen, Chris.
	Give me a few pen.
	Here, come on over here.
	He looks like a good man.
	What's his name?
	Come here, come here, fellas.
	Get over here.
	Max and John out of prison.
	They're proud boys.
	They support you.
	They beat up Antifa and they're doing four years.
	These are the guys governor in Bear Hill.
	What about Trigger Tommy?
	He's getting out in November.
	Don't worry about him.
	How's Jeff doing?
	He's good.
	Jeff did his time.
	He did weekends.
	I don't want to talk about them.
	I want to focus here, Mr. President.
	All right, all right.
	Give me a pen.
	I'll pardon them.
	Which one's in Bear Hill?
	John Kinsman, sir.
	Oh, that's Zanoa's husband.
	Cute kids.
	Except one of them.
	He looks like, what's his name?
	Juliet Smollette.
	I know, he does look kind of like that.
	Juicy.
	We call him Juicy.
	Juicy Smollett.
	I don't want that kid.
	That kid's in trouble.
	I'm kidding.
	People look good.
	Give me a piece of paper.
	They spelled governor wrong.
	What's up with that?
	French.
	What do we mean?
	France?
	Oh, it's near Canada, of course.
	Still got French people up there.
	We're going to change it.
	The only interesting thing about this.
	If I put your name down, it loses a lot of value.
	So just sell it tonight on Evan.
	Give me another one, John.
	I'm going to look up.
	So thank you.
	What's up?
	We can't hear you.
	We're going to work with the guys.
	We're going to give you what you need.
	Fast.
	There's a penny.
	All right, Karen, I'll give you a king cake for them.
	Thank you.
	Great job.
	Great job.
	That's the president of my graduate from law school.
	That's the smartest guy in our class.
	I thought he was smart.
	Thank you for being here.
	He bust balls.
	I thought he was smart.
	I guess not.
	Thank you, fellas.
	By the way, he's...
	I just looked it up.
	They tend to be worth about $1,500, $1,000.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	So he's just giving them all $1,000.
	Wow.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Hey, you know what?
	Remember that whole thing where you said the Secret Service's job is basically to get them to stop being so friendly?
	Yeah?
	You kind of see that right here.
	They're like, all right, I think you're ready to go.
	Mr. President, we got to get moving.
	How about you?
	Stop giving firemen a thousand bucks.
	Who are you?
	What's that?
	It's so teaser.
	Like right here.
	This guy behind him?
	I love those gestures.
	Around we go.
	What do you do?
	That's you?
	You spin around?
	That's something to think about for you.
	Not him.
	You.
	Both of you.
	What'd you say?
	Secret service guy's like, all right.
	Bye-bye.
	Are we good?
	Always looking behind him.
	He's like, is he following me?
	Is he back there again?
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Alright, better go.
	I tried that thing with the hand wiping thing.
	Nothing.
	I see fun.
	I stay noise.
	See like no bones in the skin.
	My job in the floor like this rip for y'all see that rhomo kid.
	I stay listened and went over.
	But that's remembers it.
	Little tiger, boy soldier.

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