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Aug. 27, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #62 - LIVE FROM THE F-Z

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	I'm gonna let everybody know that we're here.
	I also have to get some ads.
	So this is my second faggious shirt, the first faggious shirt I was wearing in Florida.
	That was my super low cut, so it could show off the tab.
	I love New York City Diesel shirt.
	That is a weed shirt.
	And I don't love New York City Diesel.
	I don't smoke weed.
	I used to a lot.
	But when I was in a band, we played Bamboozled alongside with Incubus, My Chemical Romance, not the Used.
	All-American Rejects, The Foo Fighters, Bon Jovi, just a bunch.
	Crazy.
	Look it up.
	I think it was 2009, maybe?
	Or 2011?
	I don't know.
	Bamboozle.
	Check it out.
	Andrew Dice Clay also played there too.
	So there was this t-shirt company and we said, we like your t-shirts.
	And we're all broke.
	So we're like, oh, yeah, we can't afford them.
	They're like, are you guys playing?
	Are you in a band?
	It's like, yeah, we're in a band.
	So they said, we'll just give these to you.
	Just wear them on stage.
	So that was the New York City Diesel shirt.
	But this is my cat shirt.
	Also very faggy, appropriate for where we are right now.
	This is live from the fag zone.
	Okay.
	This is a last-minute thing.
	And, you know, I hope you guys checked out the, what's it called?
	The today's episode.
	It was a three-hour watch party.
	First time watching Animal House.
	Apparently it's a good movie.
	It's very funny.
	So we provided, me and Gavin, Gavin and I, provided commentary on the whole thing.
	Wounded up being about three hours.
	A lot of fun stories in there, a lot of information.
	I mean, Gavin had been looking up facts about the movie and stuff like that all day.
	So he just had tons of facts, plus all the ones he already knew.
	And I hope you guys check that out.
	But this is, like I said, it's super last minute.
	And Gavin, unfortunately, cannot go live, but I'm going to try to pick this up here.
	So I got some reads.
	Let's start this off here with a read.
	I guess I'm going to be putting some graphics of our sponsors up afterwards.
	So I got a little bit of editing to do.
	I hope you guys checked out and enjoyed the Trump Flotilla Boat Parade thing.
	So that was Monday's episode where I was sent down to a record-breaking Trump boat parade.
	And I made a little video.
	Gavin thought it was pretty good.
	The outro wasn't very strong.
	In the third act, I kind of bored everybody to death by being on a roof and talking like I do.
	Which is retarded.
	And then the second day, in that same Florida trip, we went to go check out Laura Loomer's election party.
	And, you know, for me, from what I had heard from CBS, which released what they said was the final results, they lied.
	Real big deal.
	They said that the results were in and then she had lost, which couldn't be farther from the truth.
	She won.
	So she's going to be the Republican that goes against this lady there who's been, she's a Democrat, has been a congresswoman there for years and years and years and years.
	So that was exciting.
	So it turned from a kind of daunting, oh, CBS said she lost, so there's going to be kind of a bummer party, to a total victory lap party.
	Roger Stone did, like, it was, when I saw him doing his speech, I was like, wow, this is a part of history.
	I don't belong here.
	This is really important and cool.
	So that was basically the footage that came from the Florida trip.
	Boat parade, Loomer, and then today's episode, you get the Animal House.
	I'm going to try to see if we could take some calls also.
	I'm not under the impression that anybody would like to speak to me, but maybe they'd like to tell me new reasons on why I am shitty.
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	Whatever happened to Jordan?
	He got real sick.
	It seemed like everybody in his family got sick.
	And that was sad.
	You know?
	I ate a cracker, Joe, when he was on Joe Rogan, I ate one cracker and I fell asleep for like two weeks.
	I couldn't get up.
	I just realized I have to kink my head like that to do that impression.
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	Promo code Gavin.
	So I was just on a stream with Ann Coulter's niece, Kim Coulter, and they were doing a 12-hour stream.
	When I was up there, Biggs was on.
	Enrique was on.
	I just saw them in Florida.
	I've known those guys for a while now, and they're super fun to hang out with and party.
	So it was cool to see them again on that thing.
	And I mean, there's, you know, Proud Boy on there, Mike, Jason with Titans of Liberty.
	Him and his partner were on there.
	And these are just really good, smart people.
	And a couple of different takes on the Kenosha shooting and all that stuff that was going on.
	One of them from Biggs was really interesting.
	And it's not even his opinion.
	It's the fact that, sure, he was defending himself.
	He was doing a righteous thing by going down there trying to protect local businesses.
	But the fact is, he drove in out of state, about 20 miles away.
	And legally, he's not allowed to own a gun.
	He's 18, or he was 17 years old, and he wasn't of age to own a gun in either state, so he already broke two laws there.
	This is what Biggs is saying.
	And of course, opinions aside, saying that what he did was heroic, he was in a self-defense situation, clear-cut and dry.
	Despite all that stuff, those two rules were broken.
	And are we a nation?
	This is what Biggs said.
	Are we a nation of laws or are we not?
	And so, in the eyes of the law, what he did was illegal.
	So he's being charged with murder.
	Homicide.
	Terrible.
	And the one guy had his arm fucking blown off and it looked like a shark bite.
	That picture, once you see it, once you see a picture like that, it's hard to unsee it.
	I might as well just look at it right now.
	I never want to see that image again, but it's so burned in my mind, I might as well look at a picture of it.
	Because it's right here.
	I could see it.
	It was terrible.
	I hate shit like that.
	And one of the guys that got shot in the head, there's a video of him practicing his abonics.
	He's a bald, white kid with like a little white plug in his ear.
	And he was talking to these militia guys earlier.
	They have him on video saying, oh, you could shoot me, nigga.
	You could shoot me.
	Doing like a head thing, too.
	Really cringy.
	But if he's with BLM, he's got the NPAS and he could pretend to be a different culture and race and use their terminology.
	Like the N-word.
	You know, that's not something people I know just go about saying.
	What are you doing?
	He's supposed to be an ally.
	And it's a weird relationship that I think everybody has with the N-word.
	It's like black people could say it, other people can't.
	I got it.
	But isn't it weird that it's like they have, you know, African Americans, black people have the N-word.
	But when they say it, it has no effect, not a lot of gravity, nothing really happens.
	They could just say it all day.
	They could say it.
	There's plenty of songs you could listen to where it's just about 10 times in a row.
	Say that word.
	It's got no weight.
	But if anybody else says it, it's like a nuclear bomb.
	So it's like when other people say it, it's a nuclear bomb.
	And when they say it, it's like a Nerf gun.
	So who really has the power of the N-word?
	Just a thought.
	Interesting.
	So like Biggs was saying, what he did was illegal, just off the boot.
	And Kim Coulter said, she's not a lawyer, but I think, wasn't Ann Coulter a lawyer?
	Am I retarded?
	But she said her whole family is, you know, a bunch of lawyers in her family.
	And she's hoping that a precedent will be set because the laws seem a little unconstitutional, that he's not allowed to have a gun.
	So the best case scenario with that legally is that a precedent is set, you know, and saying that what he, you know, changed some laws.
	Okay, that could be a good precedent.
	Another precedent is in the streets, socially, it kind of gets around that I'm a 17-year-old girl with like a buzz cut and it's long on the top and that's green and I have a piercing here that connects to this and I'm a feminist.
	Okay, I'm a vegan as of last week and I listen to let me make up a band name.
	Joe Blow and the Warriors of Melinx.
	That sounds like something she would listen to.
	Alright, I lost everybody on that.
	So these 17-year-old LARPE girls that go out there, maybe they'll realize that this is dangerous.
	And that'll wipe out about 20% of the BLM people out there.
	I mean, it's hard to look into a crowd of BLM protesters and not see just like some thin, emaciated twig girl.
	I like words.
	I like chanting.
	So maybe that will set a precedent for, hey, there's guns and shit.
	You sure you want to go to this thing?
	It looked pretty fun when you were just smashing up cars and burning stuff.
	That looks great.
	But if arrests aren't being made and making people rethink going to these things, then maybe the bullets flying will make them say, I don't want to go to that because I don't want to go to these things.
	There was another discussion that we had on that stream there that, you know, we're forced to kind of react to a lot of illogical stuff, stuff that doesn't make sense.
	So we're applying logic and a lot of times empathy too.
	You're putting yourself in their shoes.
	Oh, I could see how they're mad, sure.
	Or if I was lied to, you know, by the media For this long, and I was told everybody hates me.
	I'm just a descendant of a slave.
	No matter the leaps and bounds in sports and music and culture and movies and television, and no matter how far that my people have progressed in all these things, I'm still hated, and the system is like it's like this invisible everybody hates me thing.
	Would I be angry, probably, if I was just uninformed and told that all the time?
	So we apply empathy there.
	We apply logic when it's like, well, why are you burning down a black-owned business if your whole thing is Black Lives Matter?
	But we're reacting to illogical stuff.
	So it doesn't really make sense.
	So we're applying a lot of adult-ish.
	I'm nobody to talk.
	I'm nobody to talk about having an adult point of view or logic, but the Gavin conservatives, people that react to the mobs and all the retarded stuff that's going on, you know, spending a lot of energy on fundamentally illogical things and that kind of stinks.
	And it's almost like it forces you to be engaged because they're burning down buildings and they're in your city.
	And if they're not, they might soon be.
	And it's kind of forcing you to engage.
	And if you're not at least aware of it, then maybe even just you're running things in your mind.
	Okay, what if somebody comes down the street and they set fire to this thing?
	What am I going to do here?
	It's not stuff we want to think about, but it's stuff that we kind of have to think about because they're knock, knocking, knocking on your door, so to speak.
	And that's unfortunate.
	And we also talked about faith a little bit, where, you know, it seems like the protesters, the mobs, the media, they have no morality.
	So they can make Nick Sandman look like an asshole even though he was doing nothing wrong.
	They can villainize good people.
	They have no...
	And morality kind of gives you a little, like a barrier of shit that I would never do.
	I would never do that because it's crooked and wrong.
	But it seems like they don't really have that.
	You know, a BLM protest mob might, they're asking for empathy.
	They're asking for people to recognize their humanity while also burning down a 40-year-owned business.
	A business that's been around for 40 years selling furniture.
	They just burn that down.
	And because it's a white couple, no empathy.
	So that's kind of sad and tragic.
	But when things get so complex and you're like, wow, the media isn't damning these actions.
	And even Trump isn't just sending, in fear maybe of looking like a fascist or something, like what he's been called this whole time, not sending in, you know, support to end these riots when the governors and mayors are saying, no, no, we're good, we got it.
	So when all this stuff stops making sense and you know you're only one person, you have things that you're trying to protect, like your family and your business, your job, your lifestyle, maybe you just need to have faith and pray because it always seems to work out in the end.
	And that's all you could really do.
	Because it really is frustrating.
	I try to, like I said on the other show, I was made fun of thoroughly for not, you know, looking at political news and trying to stay away from that on my off time because my job is one that I will hear these things and I'll hear them from, in my point of view, it's the best perspective I can get it from.
	I mean, there's going to be some humor in there.
	There's going to be a wealth of this reminds me of this and this reminds me of that.
	That guy is the person who did that.
	You know, that's kind of better than just seeing some tweet about some event that happened.
	But unfortunately this week, we haven't gotten such fresh takes because we've had to do the boat episode.
	We've had to do the Lumer episode.
	So I'm guessing this Monday or Tuesday when we're back, when Gavin's back live doing shows, that there'll be a lot to cover.
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	God bless America.
	Okay, I've done my job there so far.
	We're 20 minutes in, so I think if we are to air this for free, which I don't recommend, we have 10 more mins to go for the free side of stuff.
	I'm going to try to set up a call system here.
	Let's see here.
	There's a couple things I might have to do to make that happen.
	So with me, you shall bear.
	So another thing that we talked about in the stream that I just partook in, partaken, please help me.
	Was what's it called?
	Oh yeah, having like a bug out bag or a survival plan.
	Like if the internet goes out, have a ham radio.
	In two hours, Enrique was saying it's just like, you know, in the matrix where you could just plug in information and just like no shit.
	You can basically do that, but it like takes like two hours.
	So go on YouTube and for two hours you can learn how to like work a ham radio.
	There's a bunch of weird stuff out there like crank battery charging stuff.
	There's bicycle charging stuff where you put on your bike and you can make power.
	There's solar.
	You know, just worst case scenario where you get off the grid.
	I mean, I learned a lot about, you know, the first initial wave of COVID fear happened.
	And I was like, I don't know, you know, about if this is real or not, but the reality is that it's really hard to go to the supermarket and get stuff.
	So I went there and I stocked up on sustainable foods just in case that our supermarkets were totally barren.
	And I bought a bidet.
	So if ever that happens again, I'm prepared.
	I've got a bidet.
	Okay.
	I've got sustainable food.
	But now we need a little communication there.
	What if the cell phones go off the grid?
	Just stuff you could think about.
	Maybe you have suggestions.
	Maybe you have thought about this.
	And I'm late to the party.
	Hope so.
	Maybe you could tell me something about it.
	Let me try to establish calls here.
	Ooh, that's bright.
	Let me see here.
	I don't want to just give away my phone number, because that's retarded.
	Let me see.
	That air is not good.
	So you know what I'm going to do?
	I'm going to see if you could if I could get a Skype going and have a guest of sorts.
	and I think I know just who to go to.
	Bell rings
	I'll mute that.
	So it'd be ideal if there was a chat or something like that.
	Hey, Paul, are you there?
	I'm here.
	You're live on the stream going out to censor.tv.
	I'm taking the place of Gavin McInnis.
	Have you heard of that fellow before?
	Vaguely.
	Let's check the audio levels.
	Keep singing.
	No, he's not the butt-plug guy, Paul.
	He's my mentor, confidant, and legionnaire, if that's a word.
	And Hung.
	Don't forget Hung.
	He is Hung, and I'm Hmong, Chinese.
	Can you say something?
	Can you say something poignant and meaningful while I try to set up a call system here?
	Pussy farts.
	No, not a good...
	Think of this as an audit that you just bombed.
	Oh, well, damn it.
	Um, poignant and meaningful.
	About what?
	The nature of us?
	The nature of humanity?
	Well, what do you think about the Kenosha stuff going on there?
	I think it's great.
	Great.
	Cool.
	Well, great having you, Paul.
	Isn't that some kind of like bagel you get out of Delhi?
	A Kenosha?
	Yeah.
	Nobody likes you.
	Do we have Kenosha and coffee?
	Nobody likes you right now.
	I'm just letting you know.
	Good, that I'm right on track.
	That I'm picking up exactly where I left off.
	That's your brand, huh?
	Yes.
	Nobody likes me, and I'm okay with that.
	It is what it is.
	Yeah.
	So what are you talking about on the stream today?
	Well, I just did.
	Were you invited to this Kim Coulter's stream?
	She does like a 12-hour stream.
	No, that sounds tedious, but you know, you go ahead.
	It was great.
	It was actually really good.
	Enrique was there.
	Biggs was there.
	I don't know where you were, frankly, but that's okay.
	Oh, nobody call me for that one?
	Oh, that's weird.
	You know, you could...
	I'm normally on the top of everyone's priority.
	I think they have six...
	I think they got six hours to go.
	So, I mean, I could ask.
	You know, Adriana, of course, right?
	I think I do, yeah.
	Of course you do.
	You might be able to get on there.
	I'll ask.
	I mean, they have six hours to go.
	I mean, last thing.
	I mean, if they need me, you know, it's not like me and Kim are tight, but I did do the show at the Milo show at a point.
	Uh-oh.
	Did I just for calling call okay?
	Where's my keypad now?
	I just hung up on Paul.
	Uh, keypad.
	Oh, for F's sake.
	Oh, this is not ideal.
	Dial pad.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	Trying to set things up here.
	Sorry about this.
	What in God's green?
	Thank you for calling Colin Studios host.
	Thanks, bud.
	Okay, I'm doing all the necessary things.
	Trust me, believe in me.
	Have faith.
	Have hope.
	Ooh, that's loud on the old eyeballs.
	Wait, do I have multiple calls open?
	I think this is good.
	I think we're in.
	Alright, so call in.
	The number is 1718-400-6959.
	Yet again, 718-400-6959.
	I think you knew that.
	Some people have it saved.
	That's a smart thing to do.
	Alright, we have a caller right off the boot.
	Hello, caller.
	You're online.
	Ty talking about World War II?
	Alright, we'll patch you in in a second.
	I'm just the screener.
	Oh, yeah, brother.
	I'm just kidding.
	You're live.
	Oh, I am?
	I was looking listening to all dead.
	What's going on, man?
	So, talking about World War II, you said?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, no.
	I wasn't even listening to the show, but yeah, no, Gavin, I was going to ask you.
	I was going to question you.
	I think World War II was justified.
	I think Pat Buchanan is wrong.
	I think that we should have gotten involved in World War II.
	I had family who fought in the war.
	And I'm wondering why you think so vehemently that you think we shouldn't have gotten involved.
	Me, personally?
	Well, not you, Brian.
	God damn it.
	I'm talking about Gavin.
	Well, Gavin's not here right now, sir.
	Have you been watching the show?
	I have not, but I'm interested maybe in your thoughts, Brian.
	What do you think?
	sure I have a bundle of you know very intelligent and salient things to say about a a I've got a bunch of good stuff to say about that.
	Oh, boy.
	Well, my problem in answering this is where do I start?
	You know, obviously the Eastern Front was under so much turmoil and pressure from the Russian end of things because it almost seems like they were caholed into getting involved because they had kind of leverage on them, both economic and from the civil sector.
	And so what I think as far as retaliatory, forgive me if I'm getting that wrong, actions goes, I think they actually did take the right route.
	Retaliatory, that's right.
	Retaliatory.
	But overall, it wound up kind of giving them sort of a powder keg sort of, you know, Minuteman-esque sort of outcome.
	And that's quite tragic, as we all could agree there.
	Don't you think, though, at the same time, though, that, all right, we get 9-11 happened, and we get bombed.
	We go into Afghanistan.
	At the same time, we get Pearl Harbor, and then what are we supposed to sit in our ass and do nothing?
	I think that's a little retarded.
	Don't you think?
	I mean, these nips, no offense, need to get put in their place.
	No, you're right.
	I mean, so, being serious now, I'm dropping the pretending I know shit about stuff, but I do know a little bit of it.
	So Pat Buchanan basically said we shouldn't have gotten involved so that way they all just like destroy themselves.
	Right.
	Tommies and Nazis both need to die.
	But at the same time, I don't think we can sit around and think about and like just do nothing.
	So I think it's like an effort that's worth.
	I think it's one of the most just wars since I agree.
	I agree.
	I mean, I mean.
	But Ryan, let me say, I'm a big advocate of yours.
	I think you're a funny guy.
	And Gavin gives you a lot of shit.
	But I'm one of the only callers that's ever called in and said, you're a good guy.
	I appreciate that.
	Hey, thank you.
	I really appreciate that.
	But I was just, you know, I just got back from a bike ride earlier today, and I was putting away my bike, and I was like, I was actually thinking about how grateful I am for Gavin and how generous he's been, and how, you know, he could just easily be indifferent to my retardation, but instead he tries to, you know, try to make me a better man.
	I don't know.
	I followed Gavin probably for the past four years.
	How did you end up getting on Gavin's show?
	The short story of it is I was working in the kitchen, listening to Opi and Anthony a lot, and Anthony had gotten fired shortly after I started listening to their old shows.
	And he started his own Compound Media.
	I had never joined up, but I was always kind of curious.
	They would put out these things on YouTube, which was a best of compilation of all the shows.
	And Gavin was one of those shows.
	I had heard Anthony's show, and I was like, okay, it's very different.
	I'm on board with it, but I don't want to sign up for it quite yet.
	I still have a lot of Opie and Anthony to listen to, and that's the kind of format that I like before I fell in love with his show.
	And actually what got me to Sign up was Gavin because I'd never heard of you know anybody kind of speak that freely before and be funny.
	And it just kind of the first time you hear something like that, and by the way, I was like, I was pretty liberal at that time.
	I had voted for Obama, I had had no way.
	Well, I had zero exposure to any arguments from conservatives or anything that they had to say at all.
	I was, you know, just maybe I would watch some news here and there, but just like everybody's being brainwashed now to think that Democrats are the good guys, Republicans and rich people are bad guys, coming from the Bronx and having my family historically only vote Democrat, it was just kind of a default stance.
	And when I started hearing some points on the other side, you know, it kind of was just like, wow, I never, ever thought about this ever.
	So I not only fell in love with, you know, the format of the show, but like the comedy that he was putting out there was very different too.
	But he definitely improved since you've been on because I remember that Sped was on and would not talk at all.
	And you just joined in the podcast.
	Like you guys went to Okemo and shit.
	I just went to Okemo like a week after.
	I was dying last night that your addition to the show was fucking hilarious.
	Gavin's not going to like what I'm saying here.
	No, he'll be funny.
	I thought it was funny as fuck.
	I really appreciate that.
	Thanks for the call.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I'll finish answering the question off there.
	So just if you listen, you'll get the answer to that too.
	All right, man.
	Thanks.
	All right, we're good.
	Yeah, I'll tune in.
	All right, but so yeah, and so I signed up for Compound Media, and I was, you know, one of the other shows was New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon, and I noticed he had an interesting way of speaking, so I did an impression of him, put it on Twitter.
	Anthony retweeted it, and I called in and we spoke for a while.
	As far as a caller goes on his show, it was a long call, you know, and we were talking about impressions and all this sort of stuff.
	And then Pat invited me onto his show, so I was on the panel in person, you know, on Crime Report with Pat, and then I started working with him very closely.
	We would like record stuff.
	You know, after the studio was closed there, I learned how to run the board.
	I was given the Adobe Suite by their producers, John.
	And by the way, David Cast was very cool.
	The former producer.
	He's been nothing but nice to me.
	And he was a very valuable asset to the show.
	And he's a great guy.
	Really happy for him.
	He got a job somewhere else.
	He has a family.
	You know, he's starting.
	I really like that guy a lot.
	So when he called him a lame or whatever like that, I don't, I disavow that comment, but I liked everything else he had to say.
	But so I did that impression.
	I was asked to go in there, you know, learned all the stuff, learned the Adobe suite, how to edit videos and do After Effects and all that sort of stuff, learn some side of the audio.
	But audio was actually, you know, I've been in bands all my life and I've done some recording and production with music here and there.
	But when it comes to a soundboard like that, on the last live show, we had a lot of issues with the calling.
	That was actually my, I've learned the least of that.
	So that's why there's still remnants of retardation there more so than anywhere else.
	Otherwise, I rule.
	So when his former producer Dave left, he knew that I was capable of doing the tech side of stuff to a certain extent.
	So I don't know if he intended me to be a permanent fixture or just like a temporary buffer guy.
	But I mean, I remember there was this one moment where I did a Roger Stone impression.
	And I was like, I don't know if I have a Roger Stone impression on hand yet.
	However, the president does happen to whatever.
	I did that.
	And he laughed his ass off.
	And he said, I think I made a good choice.
	And I'll never forget that.
	I remember every time he told me, good job.
	I remember all that stuff.
	And he's been a great guy.
	So he's not really as tough on me as people think.
	Very generous, very great guy.
	And that's, nobody wants to hear that.
	That's not entertaining.
	That's just nice.
	We have Amy on the line with 20 questions.
	Is that correct?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Can you handle questions, Ryan?
	20?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Sure.
	I'll keep counting.
	With my hands on.
	I've only had time to jot down like 12, but we can go from there.
	Number one, has Gavin drank too much today after watching Animal House?
	After watching what?
	Woolhouse.
	Oh, Animal House?
	He had too much to drink Animal House.
	Yeah, I think he always has too much to drink, but he manages.
	He's never, you know what's another thing about Gavin?
	Never been an angry drunk.
	Always been a fun drunk.
	I'm sure he is.
	He's quite conversational.
	Did you get anything out of Animal House today when you watched it?
	Did I get anything out of it?
	Well, you know what I saw from it is that there's a lot of inspiration that other comedies and things like that took from Animal House, and they kind of really did set a bar as far as comedy movies go.
	And Gavin mentioned that with the soundtrack and a couple other things, but you can definitely see how it would stand out amongst other comedies in the same time period.
	So yeah, it seemed pretty epic, like a landmark film.
	Glad I saw it.
	Well, with Belushi and others, I'm sure it kind of defined the late 70s and mid-70s.
	What was your favorite character from that movie?
	You know, I thought it would be Bluto.
	Not true.
	Hey, I'm talking to me.
	Not true, Ryan.
	You were wrong.
	I liked, I think, was his name, Badger?
	I believe so.
	The main guy.
	I like that guy a lot because he looks like he'd be one of the douchey, preppy, clean-cut guys of a, you know, uptight, hoity-toity, square frat.
	But meanwhile, he's partying with all the other guys, and it kind of gives a lot of fun.
	Yeah, like awkward, like me screaming at you, awkward.
	No, no.
	And usually if there's any, like, I remember there was a particularly tense episode.
	It was a live episode.
	We were having some issues.
	And then after that, we were, you know, just took it for what it was.
	And we're just, you know, we don't get grumpy or have grudges or passive aggressive.
	We were just like, we were having fun at the end of the at the end of that episode, just like any other episode.
	So, I think we're good.
	Thank you.
	You seem to handle milk well.
	Oh, sure, yeah, no, I'm getting good at it, if you will.
	So, uh, you had your favorite impression, favorite impersonator impressionist guy.
	Uh, so in the same way that I appreciate, uh, you know, guitarist, uh, I could say the best guitarist might be John Petrucci, uh, like technically, but the most soulful or the most listenable might be, you know, let's say Hendrix or something like that.
	That's not true for me, but so the best at it, I think, is, like, this guy, Kyle Gass.
	He does a Kinnison that is mind-blowing.
	He does Gene Simmons that is bananas.
	And just, you know, those two alone are kind of semi-obscure.
	I like obscurity in impressions.
	Jack Black.
	Who?
	Isn't Kyle Gass Jack Black's musical partner?
	Yeah, I think.
	Todd, no, it's...
	Yeah, you're right.
	You know, I'm going to have to find out his name.
	There's a Todd Gass, maybe?
	His last name is definitely Gas.
	But if you look up Kiniston Impression Gas, you'll find that, or Gene Simmons Impression Gas.
	He's like the most technically locked-in impersonator, I think.
	But that doesn't mean he's my favorite.
	So my favorite, I think might be Anthony Kumia because how funny he is while doing the impressions, which is something I always battled with.
	It's like there's a YouTube video out there, 100 impressions from Anthony Kumia.
	So I mean, he's got a lot.
	Sometimes he'll just hear something for the first time, some non-famous person, and then be able to pick it up like that.
	So he's really gifted with that, and he keeps the funniness in it, which is not easy to do.
	Funting humor, yeah.
	How many impressions total do you know?
	You know, I did write a list of it, but I'm not quite sure.
	Then there's just like cartoony voices, like an old man or like accents or stuff like that.
	So I think I counted all of those too, but I don't know.
	That's a good question.
	I only have like three rotating.
	How many questions I have asked?
	I have no idea.
	I want to ask you a quick question.
	Another one, too.
	Sustainable foods.
	What are sustainable foods or I am?
	You get rice, dry, you know, grain rice.
	Like non or emergency foods?
	Yeah, like long-term, like high-shelf-life type stuff.
	Shelf life.
	There you go.
	It's that sustainable.
	That cracks me up.
	Question.
	Another one.
	What part of Japan is your father?
	Japan?
	Oh, good question.
	I have no idea.
	You have no idea?
	You're going to have to get to know your dad just even more, even if he doesn't answer your phone calls.
	He should still find a way.
	Somebody watched Gary's mailbag.
	Yeah, he did not answer my call correct.
	He texted me later, which is good.
	But yeah, I dated this girl in high school, and she was Puerto Rican, like way more Puerto Rican than I was mathematically and genetically.
	But her dad was very strict.
	He's like, what part of Greece is your great-grandfather from?
	And I was like, oh, I don't know.
	He's like, you should.
	A man should know his family.
	And I was like, oh, I feel ashamed and I feel stupid.
	And I still want to date.
	I thought you were a Greek.
	No, no, no.
	My great-grandfather.
	My great-grandfather was a Greek, yeah.
	Uh-huh.
	Oh, so you're a Greek, Greek, and Japanican.
	Well, it's not my, not by blood, but he was, he's been in my life since forever.
	And he married my great-grandmother, who is Puerto Rican, long as Malabang ago.
	So he's always been like a real part of the family.
	But yeah, he was really like a, he was the strictest girlfriend's dad I've ever had in my life.
	He made me mow his crazy lawn.
	Like the incline of this lawn is like, it was like 80 degrees, you know, and it was a push mower.
	So I had to mow his lawn and, you know, just to get to like third base with her.
	So was it worth it?
	She was nice.
	There was some fun there, but yeah, I guess so.
	Any other ones?
	Okay, I would like to stop.
	I have one more and then I'm going to quit.
	Sure, sure.
	When are you going to find a nice lady?
	You need to find a nice girl.
	Oh, yeah, that I'm in no rush about.
	People always offer help, and I don't think I need any help whatsoever.
	I mean, the way things have always worked in my life is I just, I work on myself, try to be a good, you know, a good candidate for either, if I was unemployed, be a good candidate to be hired or go out and apply and stuff like that.
	But what I mean by be a good candidate is like, you know, improve my skill sets and things and stuff like that.
	Like the whole, you know, I worked at Compound Media for like two, maybe three years for free before landing the job here with Gavin.
	So, you know, just doing different levels of self-improvement to make myself a worthy, you know, a person that I will have just innate confidence and confidence is kind of what gets the deal sealed.
	So as long as I'm my best me, I will have no problem with that.
	I don't doubt that that'll ever be a problem.
	Yep.
	Have Milo pick you a dating episode.
	Oh, yeah, that's too campy for me.
	I mean, that's why I don't do the dating apps.
	Funny idea, but yeah, realistically, I would never.
	You could.
	End episode.
	It would be hilarious, Ryan.
	It would be funny.
	I think we do need a game show.
	If nobody else does it before me on this network, me and Gavin are going to do a game show.
	Either an episode or a separate show.
	I think that'd be fun and exciting.
	Ryan Meets a Girl.
	You just call it Ryan Meets a Girl.
	You know, everybody wants to see me with some girl.
	And, you know, it's like, who really deserves to be with me quite yet?
	I mean, I'm not impressed.
	I mean, I'm not impressed.
	I look around.
	I see stuff.
	I'm actually the picky one.
	I am the, I'm the catch.
	So I hear you ladies out there, it's mostly ladies saying, you gotta get away with a girl.
	You just Want to live vicariously through whoever you know would be that hypothetical date.
	I know.
	I know.
	It's okay.
	Goodbye, Ryan.
	Goodbye, Amy.
	Thank you.
	That was a good call.
	Thank you.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	What's that?
	We got a bone.
	Oh, somebody's got a bone to pick.
	Hello, Ryan.
	It's your good friend and former governor of Minnesota.
	No, it's Jesse Venturi.
	Yes, Jesse the Reverend Venturio.
	How are you today?
	I was good until you called.
	Go on, Jesse.
	I'm sorry.
	I love you.
	I love you, Ryguy.
	But I have a little bit of a bone to pick with your boss.
	Oh, crap.
	Okay, lay it on me.
	The other day, Gapin McGannis said that he thought that Laura Loomer was breathtaking?
	Answer me this, Ryguy.
	Okay.
	Do you think that Laura Loomer is breathtaking?
	Um, I mean, yeah.
	I mean, you don't think she, I mean, mathematically beautiful person.
	So you're telling me, you're telling me a former Navy SEAL that you think and a governor and a fighter as well.
	Yes, I was a fighter.
	Okay, I don't have time to bleed, but I also don't have time for nonsense, okay?
	Okay.
	Well, what would you give her?
	What would you rate her out of 10, Mr. Ventura?
	And go ahead.
	I think that I would rate her around a five.
	Oh, that is harsh.
	Mr. Ventura, we will not, I will not personally sit around and hear dirt mouthing, that's what I call it, of, by the way, not only a congressional hopeful, but a member of this very own I am a company man, and I will not stand for a fellow contributor to Censore.tv being bad-mouthed by you, Mr. Governor.
	Well, then you riddle me this riot.
	All right, one more riddle, and you're out of here, Jessup.
	Who would you rather have sex with?
	Would you rather have sex with Aurora Loomer or Milo Fikinapolis?
	That's a terrible lineup.
	I mean, I'm going to do the girl answer and say neither.
	You have a good day, Governor Jeshi Ventura.
	Go eat some Thermites.
	I was a fighter.
	Yeah, alright, he was a fighter.
	Okay, Christian Apologetic.
	I don't know what that is.
	Hello.
	What's up, Ryan Guy?
	Hello, sir.
	Send it.
	Splendid?
	You're offended.
	Send it.
	Oh, Joshanna, fucking send it.
	I was going to, I've noticed over the couple past, you know, maybe months probably, you've been looking more into like Christianity and trying to explore it a little bit more.
	And I think when I was probably your age, I started doing the same.
	And I just wanted to give you maybe some info or to start or give you a couple guys to look into, which will help you out.
	If you don't mind.
	Yeah, no, please.
	But it was Christian apologetics.
	That's the technical term for basically studying Christianity and being able to give a defense for it.
	And like I said, there's a few guys that I think you would benefit greatly from.
	There's the main guy that I always took from and I learned a whole lot off of was, you know, first you have C.S. Lewis, which was, he was back in the 40s, which was very, he's very, very interesting.
	Kind of hard to, I mean, he's a British guy, so he's kind of hard to, you know, some of his writings were a little bit more technical, but there's a couple other guys, William Lane Craig.
	William Lane Craig.
	Cranepologist.
	William Lane Craig.
	Yeah.
	He has, it's called reasonablefaith.com.
	He has millions of YouTube views.
	He's all over YouTube.
	He's done hundreds of debates with atheists and stuff like that.
	Really interesting guy.
	And there's also another British guy.
	His name is John Lennox.
	He was actually a student of C.S. Lewis.
	He's from Britain.
	But he's debated the atheist.
	He's debated Christopher Hitchens.
	And Christopher Hitchens even admitted that he beat him in a debate.
	So which is kind of unheard of.
	And that's John Lennox?
	Again, John Lennox, J-O-L-E-N-N-O-X.
	Pretty, like I said, they've written books, and I would start with those three.
	Like I said, there's also a really interesting podcast out of Great Britain.
	It's called Unbelievable.
	And they kind of put a Christian and an atheist, or they'll put them together and they'll have a debate show over them, which I've learned a lot off of them as well.
	That's awesome.
	You know, just a place to start.
	I appreciate that.
	You know what's really cool is that I was listening to, I think it's called, yeah, Painkiller Already, PKA.
	It's like guys, a bunch of gamers, like just three friends, a guy that used to be FPS Russia on YouTube.
	They got a podcast and Milo was on it.
	And I was listening to that show for a while and I didn't even know Milo's ever been on it.
	So I stumbled across an episode and they were talking about theism and or faith and religion.
	And, you know, just a great general retort to any sort of like nitpicking the Bible or is this right?
	Or do you really believe this?
	Or do you really believe that?
	Milo said something so cool.
	It was like you guys are trying to quantify something that you don't have the tools to measure because it's not something of this earth.
	It's not something tangible.
	Like you said, so you're looking for proof and this and that, and you're trying to approach it from like a scientific level or a logical level, but it's something that exceeds that and is woven throughout reality and life.
	There's also, like I said, there is a lot of logical and factual based, at least around the Christian religion.
	Like I said, I look into those three guys.
	There's also, you know, there's all kind of, if you just, like I said, if you just do Christian apologetics, it's like I learned so much just, actually, you know, there was another guy that told Dinesh D'Souza debated Christopher Hitchens multiple times.
	He actually has, he has debates with Christopher Hitchens and stuff.
	You might want to check his stuff out.
	He's really good.
	He's written three books on theology.
	That sounds really great.
	I do like that.
	I will check those out, especially that Unbelievable Podcast there, too.
	I'll start with that.
	I'm such a terrible reader that I don't.
	A lot of debates and stuff like that.
	Really, really interesting.
	That is cool.
	Well, I appreciate it, man.
	Appreciate it.
	The host is Justin Briarly.
	Justin Briarly.
	Look that up, sir.
	All right.
	Got it written down.
	You'll find it.
	It's pretty popular.
	See you later, Ron Guy.
	Thanks, sir.
	Take care.
	God bless you.
	All right.
	Justin.
	Justin, what's up, man?
	How you doing?
	Hey, man, can you hear me?
	I can.
	Oh, hey, man.
	I was just going to say, first, I think you're hilarious.
	Ooh, thank you.
	Like, you're a god.
	No, seriously, like, some of the shit that you say, it cracks me up.
	That's all.
	So this is pretty rad seeing you get to do your own little like show.
	It's pretty cool.
	Thanks.
	Appreciate it.
	First off, two questions.
	I'm also a guitar player, so I just wanted to know what you like to just jam on when you're just chilling with your axe.
	And then second, what do you think's going, like, what are your thoughts on what's going down in this class right now?
	Like, with the kid kind of defending himself in scenes, and now he's getting charged with first-degree murder.
	So it almost seems like with this guy and then the couple in the other place.
	St. Louis, yeah.
	It almost, yeah, it just seems like if you're going to go out and defend yourself, you're the one that's getting hammered.
	And that just seems very weird to me.
	Meanwhile, you have other people just like smashing windows, setting fires, killing each other, rape, robbery.
	What the hell is going on?
	So I'm just going to get your opinion because like you're pretty little-headed dudes.
	And I heard what you were saying earlier in the show.
	Okay.
	I'm kind of on the same feed as you.
	So it's like, I also was a Democrat, and it was just like all this shit that's been going on.
	It's just like, I can't identify with these people anymore.
	It's wild.
	Gotcha.
	No, I mean, well, my thoughts on that whole thing is like, you know, it's sad that, I mean, while I was doing that stream, somebody also said he's going to be fine as far as the, because it's self-defense, clear self-defense.
	So, I mean, I don't know.
	I mean, he could get screwed.
	I mean, but the laws that he 100% did break and might not get away with, and I think they're felonies, is that he's not old enough to own a gun where he came from, which was Illinois, I think, and then or in Wisconsin.
	So that might fuck him right there, just like the gun ownership thing, before it even gets like the self-defense deal.
	But yeah, that is super harsh.
	And it discourages people from wanting to defend their homes.
	Or like the St. Louis couple is a case of people defending their homes.
	But at the same time, you know, they're wiping people with the barrel.
	Brandishing a weapon, Big said is maybe even worse than actually having to pull out a weapon and shoot it.
	It could fuck you way more.
	Like, he knows a guy that got into an altercation, decided to brandish the weapon, and he's going to jail for a long time, and they are really strict on brandishing.
	And so, I mean, it looks like the rights aren't there, but I really think you need to be educated on whatever the laws are, whatever the gun laws are.
	And because if you are a gun owner and you have a license and everything like that, the judge realizes, this is all what Big said, that you went through a course, you know the laws, and there's no excuse for breaking those laws.
	So you're actually more fucked if you have a license than it may be if you didn't in some cases, because there might be some deniability where it's like, oh, I didn't know.
	You know, not that that would.
	Yeah, no, that makes sense.
	Yeah.
	But I really think it's like, you know, it really does suck, but my whole analogy was, you know, like on a chessboard.
	Don't put your piece on the chessboard if you're – You always got to defend the home, your family, you, your loved ones, the closest to you.
	And Enrique's point was, yeah, but precedents are being set that this is okay.
	So if we don't go out and show ourselves out there, you know, resisting this stuff in Portland, then all of these other cities are going to have the idea that it's okay and they're going to do this unchecked.
	So it is tough and I don't know, but this is just freshly happened.
	And it's obviously getting the gears turning.
	Everybody's kind of like, this seems super fucked up.
	But I think if you were to defend your home legally and lawfully, despite whatever politically is going on, hopefully the laws will favor the homeowner as they should.
	Do you think this is almost like a shot card around the world?
	Is this going to be like enough to wake up these suburbanites?
	Yes.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	This is nuts.
	This kid was defending businesses.
	Now he's going to get charged for it.
	This is crazy.
	It's bananas.
	I don't know if Wisconsin is a red or blue state or that area is red or blue, but do you know?
	Yeah.
	Do you know?
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure, I think, Right.
	This alone is going to turn, it's got to turn a certain amount of voters.
	It has to.
	Because these are people that are with the movement, but they're getting the brunt of it because the Democrats are allowing this to happen.
	And there seems to be no focused target.
	They just want to destroy shit.
	So I think that's going to turn a lot of people.
	But as for the first question, what do I like to jam to?
	There's this beat on YouTube, Larry Carlton backing track.
	I like to jam on that.
	It's kind of like some soft, bluesy stuff.
	Yesterday I was jamming to like Shade and like oldies, like Patrice Russian and like the whispers, like oldies like that are really nice to lay the guitar line over.
	Basically, that's how I learned how to play lead before I was in bands and stuff like that.
	I would put on the radio, I would put on a lot of AC DC and learn the solos, and then I would put on tracks without guitars.
	A lot of times, too, that's like hip-hop and rap, too.
	They have like no guitar in the track, so it's not like you're fighting over that sound.
	You are the only guitar in that track, so you actually fit into the mix really well when you're like jamming to a radio.
	You know, so pretty much anything.
	I can do the same thing.
	That's a great idea.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, I'd say that's a good advice for anybody who wants to just like explore lead guitar and solos and stuff like that.
	I appreciate the call, man.
	Thank you.
	Oh, yeah, no problem, man.
	Thanks for being a friend.
	Later, bud.
	Later, man.
	Okay, we got Steven Spielberg Pedophile.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, what'd you say, Steven?
	Steven Spielberg pedophile?
	Oh, that was your previous call.
	You're Cody.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hey, buddy, proud of your fucking boy.
	Proud of your fucking boy.
	Thanks, bud.
	Hey, dude.
	So, I just gotta say now that Gavin can't interrupt, your taste in music is fucking awesome.
	Besides, like, Nickelback, dude, After the Burial, Periphery, Polithia, fucking Born of Osiris, all that's within the ruins.
	Yeah.
	They're coming out with the new album here soon.
	All that shit is sick.
	And I wanted you to run a Would You Rather by Gavin.
	Sure.
	I'm sure you're familiar with what he says about you're not a man unless you change your mind about something major once per year.
	You familiar?
	Sure, sure.
	Yep.
	Okay, so run this Would You Rather by him?
	So would he rather stop being a dick about video games and maybe start playing video games?
	Or would he rather stop being a dick about tattoos and stop being a dick about that?
	So you should put up or shut up on one of those things.
	But how is he a dick about tattoos?
	I'm interested about that.
	Wait, what was that?
	How is he a dick about tattoos?
	Oh, dude, he's always giving you shit about tattoos.
	Oh, mine?
	Yeah, my personality.
	I understand the trashy, like, face tattoos, but, I mean, that whole culture is fucking awesome, man.
	Like, I'm an apprentice to tattoo right now.
	And I don't know if you knew this, but Sailor Jerry, like, the godfather of tattooing, basically, he was a fucking libertarian.
	Like, back in the day, back in the 30s, he closed down one of his shops because they raised the taxes on shops again in Hawaii.
	So he was like, no, fuck that.
	And he shut his shop down and started getting tours around the island on a boat.
	He was like, fuck that.
	I'm not paying those fucking taxes.
	Damn.
	So, I don't know.
	Tattooing's got its roots in, like, the same shit that we're into.
	If I could stay with Jerry, we would probably be a problem with these live today.
	No, I hear you.
	You know, I wasn't aware that Gavin had any feelings about the tattoo culture or anything like that.
	I mean, he likes tattoos.
	I mean, he likes all the other tattoos.
	He just wasn't for having a statement as the one that I chose to get.
	He compares it to having a gravestone on the board.
	So just specifically, that is the only thing he ever talked about.
	I mean, he's got a tattoo of an ass with a tattoo of an ass on it, with an ass with a tattoo of an ass on it.
	So I think he's pretty pro-tat, too.
	I think that's a great would you rather.
	The first part, would you want to just try video games, or would you rather?
	I think the second one needs to be interchanged with something, and then you've got a real good one on your hands.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Oh, gotcha.
	Like aesthetically.
	I worked on your tattoos.
	aesthetically pleasing tattoo, like doing it for...
	Oh, okay.
	But that's kind of a specific take within a take.
	I really think you have a super strong would you rather if you switcheroo that last one and then separately you can convince them that, you know, aesthetically pleasing tattoos that look good and being good at it, if you will.
	That could be like a separate inquiry, but...
	I mean, would you rather play video games or...
	Like, you shouldn't be doing shitty tattoos.
	Would you rather play video games or wear Crocs, but only to the beach or on vacation?
	Stuff like that.
	Or every time you put on swimming shorts, maybe.
	We'll figure it out, but that's a really good...
	Because the first one's good.
	I would like to see Gavin play video games.
	Sounds good, buddy.
	Proud of your fucking boy.
	Have a good night, alright?
	Proud of your fucking boy.
	Later.
	Alright.
	Who we got here?
	Oh wait, do I have to do another...
	Oh, people are like DMing me on Instagram with questions, I think, here.
	Let's see what those are looking like.
	And then we'll go right back to the calls.
	And also I have to see if I have to do another read.
	Let's see here.
	Okay.
	Oh.
	By the way, this just in.
	Wisconsin Department of Justice finds Jacob Blake, the young man of color who was shot by police after wrestling with them And running to his car when they told him to stop and he got shot.
	You're familiar?
	That's why it's a weapon.
	He had a weapon on the floorboard of his car.
	So that's from the Daily Wire, I believe.
	Somebody just wrote in.
	Okay, let me see.
	Is there any other read here?
	Oh, wait, I think...
	All right, that could be it.
	All right, we got Daniel Woohoo.
	Daniel?
	Right guy.
	Damn, Daniel.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	Man, first of all, when that lady said she's got 20 questions for you, and you were like, go for it, Gavin would strangle you and pluck your eyes out.
	Nobody gets 20 questions.
	Why do people think they get 20 questions?
	Well, see, here's the thing, man.
	You gotta, like, you know, if you're running the show, you gotta step up the reins.
	You gotta, like, be a little alpha and say, no, 20 questions, you get one question.
	They were all good questions.
	I gotta say, I like the weirdness.
	When somebody has the balls to say, I have a double-digit amount of questions for you, I'm curious.
	At any point, I could have been like, okay, that's enough.
	But I think they're actually kind of good.
	I mean, that's true.
	That's true.
	Let's get weird.
	You know, this is already a weird situation.
	So I figured, you know.
	It is a weird situation.
	I tuned in.
	I tuned in and I was like, what is going on?
	I didn't catch the deal as if you told why you're doing this solo show.
	Why are you doing this?
	Yeah.
	So, did you have a question there, January?
	Or was it just that 2015?
	Okay, well, you know, I just got some, I've got some just, you know, conversational advice, maybe.
	Okay.
	So, Gavin is always busting your balls, and people either like it or they don't like it, right?
	Sure.
	Some people enjoy it.
	Some people think he needs to let up on you, right?
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'm with you.
	And, you know, you kind of take it like a little bitch.
	You need to fire back at him a little bit.
	He wants you to fire back at him.
	But you kind of just, like, take it.
	And that's what makes it sad.
	You know, you guys are buddies possible.
	So you know what?
	You need to fire back.
	You know what?
	You know what?
	I've always like, here's the thing.
	I have this innate respect for my elders.
	And he's, you know, a senior citizen.
	So it would be really inhumane to just say some of the things because I have such poignant logic on my side.
	No, I'm not going to fire back.
	usually wrong so i have no my ammunition would be like You mean playfully go back and forth?
	I'm not trying to be salacious.
	I'm not trying to be salacious.
	Just like defend yourself a little bit.
	I think that he's touching you.
	He wants you to step up to be a man and to show him that, hey, I can take this, but I'm not going to take it that much.
	And make it fun.
	Make it funny.
	Don't just kowtow like a little, you know.
	I hear what you're saying.
	You know what is ideal is if you ever watch Glen Gary Glenn Ross, the way that they all talk to each other, boss included.
	Kevin Spacey's the boss of that office there.
	You ever seen that?
	No, I don't think I'm familiar with it.
	All right, Glenn Gary Glenn Ross.
	It's got Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin makes an appearance in it.
	Ed Wood, Jack Lemon, Kevin Spacey, like I mentioned.
	This is a relation to the dynamic that you have with Gavin's kind of thing.
	The example is that their workplace environment is like, where's the fucking leads, you prick?
	And he's like, listen, you dirty scumbag.
	How about I buy you a pack of gum and teach you how to chew it, you little bitch cunt?
	Like they drop the C-bomb.
	Dude, it's so fun hearing grown men.
	Do you know how he, Larry Bark calls him a cupcake and he says all the, I'm going to take you to cupcake town or whatever?
	Just riff and go back.
	You know what?
	Gavin laughs the hardest when I...
	You need to race with him more.
	It's tragic, but off-air, there'll be a lot of times where, um, what the hell?
	Yeah, we were on a train one time, and I basically made a joke that I wouldn't care if he died or something, and I've never seen him laugh harder than that.
	So everybody likes to be teased, and you're right.
	I'm kind of withholding that fun, and that should be there.
	But usually when he jumps down my throat, it's for doing like a technical error, and most of the times I'm wrong, and at the end of the day, he is my boss, so there's this, you know...
	Yeah, but I think you've freed up.
	But what you just said is that's the real deal, you know?
	It is a longer weekday and then try and get better.
	Yeah, there is a lot of fun.
	You know, when I hit him back with those care jokes, those are really good.
	You get some good zingers in there, Ryan.
	I'll tell you.
	Get some good zingers in, for sure.
	All right, well now I have the Now I think I have the gumption and the wherewithal to maybe bust a little bit of chops myself.
	You bastard you.
	I've been wanting to tell you this for a while.
	Because I've been watching for a while.
	And it's like, I think you needed to hear that.
	Thanks.
	I appreciate that.
	Yeah, no, it would be a lot more fun.
	It's almost like he's playing ping pong and I'm just dropping the ball and that stinks.
	Right, so you hear what I'm saying, and I think you're vibing on it.
	Loud and clear.
	I like it.
	I think Gavin would appreciate it.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	One thing is, okay, a long time ago, someone messaged in with a device that was like a touchscreen video drop device.
	Yeah.
	And it looks like you're just flicking shit on your separate window.
	Correct.
	Right?
	Gavin, on the episode, if I remember correctly.
	He said he'd buy it.
	I looked into it.
	Would buy it.
	Yeah.
	Thing is, I looked into it, and from what I saw, I think it's called the something stream.
	I had it written down.
	I looked into it.
	It doesn't look like that's what the purpose of it is, or if it's capable of doing that.
	Well, okay, maybe that's not the thing, but there's got to be a way, a little bit way better, right?
	So you could be quicker on the draw.
	There's got to be something out there, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Some sort of software or something.
	I would look into that.
	That's a good idea.
	That's a good.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, I'm always like just two seconds behind where I want to be.
	You know, so you're right.
	And I will look into it.
	I promise you.
	And it's out there.
	I mean, it would take just a little looking into.
	I think that it's out there.
	And I think if you could get quicker on the draw, I think that would, you know.
	Yeah, I think the option there is through the draw.
	Good points, man.
	I appreciate your call.
	Yeah.
	All right, brother.
	All right, Glaggy.
	Thank you there, pal.
	Thank you, sir.
	Bye.
	Yeah.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	This is, oh, Jennifer Tennis.
	I remember you.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I only kind of agree with what that last caller said about you taking it from Gavin.
	Sometimes I think that.
	I think, man, I wish he would fire back right there, but usually only when it's maybe when, well, I don't know.
	I think what makes it really, really funny or the show work is that you are willing to be kind of the punching bag.
	It's just, it's really funny and you don't.
	That's my character.
	Not a character like is in a portrayal or an act, but that's like innately just kind of be like, oh, okay.
	You know, I don't know.
	You have to have a certain amount.
	You have to have a certain amount of confidence to be able to sit there and take all that.
	And it's so funny, but when you threw out that care joke the other day, I have not laughed that far at a podcast.
	Then that, that was just gold.
	That rules.
	It did.
	It is rules.
	Hey, I love the tub.
	I thought that was hilarious.
	I don't know why.
	I don't know why people have.
	Which one?
	I'm sorry?
	Which episode?
	Where you weren't in the bathtub?
	Oh, yeah, I like that one too.
	Yeah, I think we lost a lot of homophobes or closeted gaze.
	Because that's just good old fun.
	Well, besides the feet.
	The dynamic of you guys, how you were in this little bitty corner, and he kept putting his feet in your face.
	Like, I feel like that kind of how you guys are in the studio, even.
	Good visual portrayal of.
	I do agree with the guy that just called that said maybe you should stand up for yourself, Son.
	But I'm actually.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Real quick, how does the audio sound when you're actually, were you watching the actual stream or you've been on the line for a long time?
	So how does it sound?
	Did you get a chance to listen to the actual stream itself from the site?
	Yeah.
	How's it sound with the callers and everything?
	It sounded great.
	Okay.
	I mean, it's delayed now.
	That's always...
	And I was understanding what you were saying.
	I'm like, Gavin, he's trying to tell you that there's, you know, nothing he can do.
	Oh, can I tell you one more thing?
	An awesome caller DM'd me on Twitter that same night and said, I do this for a living.
	I do a lot of work for churches and stuff like that.
	I do a lot of like just tons of audio stuff.
	So if you want, go down to the studio.
	We're back live.
	Okay.
	So a caller named Derek, guy named Derek, awesome dude.
	He does a lot of audio work.
	And he said, you know, at any time this week, you know, if you want to see if we could bang out this delay thing.
	And I think we fixed it.
	So with the test that we were running between him and I, the delay was completely gone.
	And we were running audio from our mics.
	And they were hearing what they should hear, which is us from the mic, not that webcam.
	So I think with his help, we fixed that problem.
	And I have a higher understanding of that board now.
	I understand the different mixes and all that stuff.
	So that was huge.
	Derek, if you're watching, thanks.
	And, you know, if you ever want to just, you know, reach out, I'm here.
	You got my number saved.
	Very cool.
	He took time out of his schedule to do that.
	So I think we fixed that problem.
	Isn't that big?
	Isn't that huge?
	That's huge.
	It's huge.
	So I cut you off.
	What were we going to do?
	I'm sorry.
	Oh, gosh.
	I don't remember.
	I think I was done with what I was saying, but I wanted to piggyback on the guy that called in about the Christian apologists.
	Of course, C.S. Lewis is, you know, one of the greatest.
	He's the Narnia guy, if you don't know.
	There's someone else to look into.
	His name is Ray Comfort.
	Ray Comfort.
	Yes.
	So he has one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen on abortion, like defending life.
	It's just very, very, I don't know.
	It's like he covers every argument that could ever be made.
	And it's called 180 Movie.
	180.
	You can look it up on YouTube.
	Yeah.
	Gotcha.
	Like 180 movie.
	I've written it down.
	I mean, you would have to watch it.
	Yeah.
	I will.
	And then he also has one on.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh, no, I'm interested.
	Yeah.
	It's so, so good.
	And then at the end, or about halfway through, he talks about just like having a relationship with God and kind of spells that out in a way that I've never really heard it done to where you could understand it fully.
	And then he also has one on creation that's really, really good.
	That one's called God versus Evolution, I think.
	I might have seen that one.
	Okay.
	I might have seen that one.
	Yeah, because I watched a couple of God versus evolution things.
	And they're really kind of interesting.
	And it makes you question.
	You know, I've always questioned science because it is just as, unless you are a participant in science and you are doing experiments and stuff like that, or you know how to check some of this stuff.
	If you're just an everyday person, it requires just as much faith to believe, you know, things like, you know, astronomy and just take the word for, you know, take their word for it.
	We're, you know, the universe is this planet over here, blah, blah, blah.
	You know, so it's an interesting thing, the question, at the risk of sounding like a complete nut of saying, well, I don't know if, you know, science is correct here because it's like, well, they always use like, well, what do you know?
	Like, what's your qualification for saying that?
	And but, you know, at my level of knowledge, it requires just as much faith to believe everything that science tells you as anything else, you know, like on an atomic level or on a grander scale, the planetary level.
	Well, if you, on that note, you should definitely check out a site called Answers in Genesis.
	It has like every question that's ever been thrown the way, you know, because when people say that, like, it's God or science, it's kind of almost an oxymoron because God is the one that created science, you know?
	And so if there's anything that you or a listener, you know, an argument that you've heard and you're like, yeah, I don't know how to answer that, go to Answers in Genesis.
	Ken Ham is the guy and it's amazing.
	He has some amazing videos and all these things that seem to be like gotchas that, you know, atheist or whoever, you know, will throw your way.
	There's an answer for it.
	So it's really, really good.
	You know, what's crazy too is like, so the other caller had come from that point of view too, where it's like, so there's two reasons to have that conversation.
	Either it's to convert or enlighten somebody else who's maybe an atheist or to here's the scary part is that maybe your faith will come under question because you are hearing evidence or whatever on the contrary of religion.
	But either way, I kind of find those to be pointless conversations because, I mean, they're going to happen.
	You know, I mean, I've had that conversation not too long ago with a friend of mine, and it just winds up being disappointing.
	I mean, nobody's changing their mind here.
	I'm sorry.
	You were cutting it off.
	Oh, I think my internet started sucking a little bit.
	Basically, I never find those conversations to be valuable at all.
	I'm not interested really in debating Christianity at all, but I like watching other people do it.
	So I will watch all this stuff here.
	But personally, I think it's kind of like a waste of time.
	And most times I wind up a little disheartened.
	Okay, my phone is crapping out a second.
	I think I had to take...
	If that doesn't work, I might have to just change my internet real quick.
	But thank you for your call, Jennifer Tennis.
	Are you there?
	Thank you.
	I'm sorry.
	I just dropped a call, but that sounded sad.
	Are you there?
	I'm here, and now I'm not.
	So I think we're going to wrap this up soon.
	I made it to an hour and a half.
	I mean, it's not, I mean, an hour and a half of me is probably more than enough for everybody here.
	But I know there was somebody that I gave the number to to call in, and they I know this person, so I'm trying to get them on the line.
	But let me see here, hold on.
	Yeah, let me see if I can get my buddy on the line here.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Give me two seconds here.
	Sorry, sorry, and sorry.
	Alright, this might work.
	Okay.
	Got him on the old Apple Watch.
	Hey, it's Bellatron.
	How's it going?
	Oh my god, it's Donald Trump.
	Nothing much, sir.
	How are you?
	I loved Melania's speech yesterday, and you made a great speech the day before that.
	I thought that was epic.
	Everything you covered was really cool.
	I'm glad that we're keeping, you know, God in the Pledge of Allegiance.
	That's huge.
	I think that alone, the fact that the DNC took it out of the Pledge of Allegiance, and you're saying that you're going to keep back in, that might convert my lifelong Democrat grandparents.
	Brian, let me tell you, number one, I'm a lifetime fan of Censored.tv.
	Okay.
	That's great.
	It is what it is.
	We're not on the air, are we?
	We are.
	Holy shit, we're on the air.
	So I'm giving away a Bubba and Hanks.
	I'm going to give away some Heshy socks.
	Use Gavin.
	Promo good, Gavin.
	Okay, and now I gotta go.
	I gotta get back with Milani.
	We're making sexy, sexy love.
	Okay.
	So wait, just to get this straight, if you will pick somebody, if they make a purchase to Bubba and Hanks or Heshy Socks, you're gonna give away, how will they get this?
	You know what?
	It's not even a purchase.
	I'm just gonna give away stuff for free.
	Okay, so the next person that calls, they're getting a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks.
	Okay.
	It's gonna be huge.
	Wow.
	That's massive.
	They're also getting a pair of Heshy socks, and that's it.
	Thank you, Mr. President.
	They will be so happy to hear that.
	And by the way, you're doing a great job.
	A lot of people, the media, crooked media, they're gonna say, oh, he didn't do a good job.
	He did a great job.
	Thank you for the call.
	And God bless you.
	And God bless America.
	And Hashy Sox and Bubbin Hanks.
	Thank you.
	And don't forget Johnny Apple CBD and Johnny Apple CBD Express VPN.
	Oliver, that's nice.
	Great.
	Back to character.
	Of course.
	You're doing great.
	Let me tell you something really quickly before I go.
	Are we actually on the air?
	Yes, we are.
	Holy ball.
	Who is that?
	Stack Octane from Diablo.
	Oh, nobody knows what the hell that is.
	Well, thank you for your call, and thank you for giving us free stuff for our next caller.
	We're gonna give away some free shit.
	Just call me.
	Okay, don't stay.
	Alright, doodles.
	Okay.
	Oh, this guy's been online for a while.
	Hey, Peter.
	Hey, what's up, Ryan Guy?
	Dude, you...
	Have you ever won before?
	No, no.
	What did I win?
	You won a $50 gift certificate to Bubba and Hank's beef.
	Premium Waggy Beef by veterans and patriots from Texas.
	Farm-raised.
	No bullshit beef.
	And a pair of hashy socks.
	Amazing.
	Oh, dude, this stuff turns awesome.
	I'm sorry, I got to get the wagon through before you do, but I got to get it.
	It's okay.
	Well, what was your question, bud?
	Yes, sir.
	Can you hear me?
	I think my internet is sucking a big old peaner.
	Well, we gotta bring up what's going on, so probably.
	Okay, wait.
	I have a solution here.
	Is there a pipe?
	Yeah.
	So my internet is, like I said, sucking a peaner.
	So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call you on the old Apple Watch, and then I'm gonna wrap up the show here.
	You are the last caller, and you have won.
	And I'm gonna accept this call coming in, alright?
	Alright.
	Okay.
	What do I win?
	Hey, Pete.
	Hey, what's up, Brian?
	I didn't...
	It's amazing.
	It is amazing, and you also won Heshy Socks.
	Okay, so it's two pairs and $100.
	I'm loving it.
	Well, no, $50 of beef and one pair of socks, sir.
	But nice counter offer.
	Okay, alright, alright.
	So, my question.
	Well, first, I want to bring up these callers.
	Gavin hates you.
	We all know Gavin really hates you.
	And that's just the way it's going to be.
	That's the show.
	And the only thing stopping him from strangling you is because you put him out for a week.
	And everyone loves that.
	That is very good.
	My questions.
	You see, I'm looking at all these riots right now.
	Steve's right, you know, everyone's freaking out.
	But it looks like it's happening.
	It seems like it's all set up for this election, you know?
	It's almost like a win-win.
	You know, Biden said voting is the most non-violent way to make a change.
	But at the same time, they're promoting all this violence.
	It's as if they're getting ready for a mob rule after the election, regardless of what happens.
	Yeah, that's scary.
	I don't see it getting better.
	I mean, like, if you, here's the fucked up part, is that no matter what concessions are made to the BLM movement, as it were, I don't think it'll ever be enough because the people doing the worst things and the most mildest,
	senseless, you know, things, like burning down shit that's inconsequential to what seems like a movement, that's not going to make it stop.
	And then, you know, if you have, I mean, this Jacob Blake guy, Jake, is that his name, Jacob Blake?
	I have a hair.
	That is a by the books.
	That's a by-the-books, you know, I'm pretty sure that's the way you're supposed to engage that type of...
	I think he had a knife in his hand, not sure, but he went, he said he was going to get a gun, and then he opens his car, and then now they're later finding there is a gun there.
	So if any just regular policing happens, the way that policing is supposed to happen, and it happens to happen to a criminal of color, then, I mean, it's just gonna, it's just gonna, the riots are gonna keep happening.
	So I don't see it.
	Unless the hammer's dropped on them, or we are all under martial law and we lose our rights to just walk around and be out past a certain time.
	It's like we might be under a real, like, fucking, like, an actually oppressive, you know, lifestyle from here on.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But you see, the whole problem with that is that demand for instantaneous justice, and they're assuming they can get this through mob interaction, you know?
	It's like you're not going to get justice through a mob.
	The mob just decides to, you know, they'll all say, oh, this person ran over the car, you know, they ran over a protester.
	And the whole mob is going to agree with them.
	So something needs to change with a justice citizen, too, because all these, you know, incidents are happening.
	The media is putting every single spotlight on them.
	And then they're saying, you know, oh, we're going to have to wait six months until a trial happens.
	Or, you know, a body cam folder gets leaked later, a few months later, after everything's already burned down.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's approaching an illogical movement with logic.
	And unfortunately, it's all just emotions and anger.
	And then some of it's just like playfulness and LARPing.
	And it's just like, fuck everything because I haven't contributed to it, so I don't care.
	That's really what it is.
	It's just like anger, revenge.
	They were told this fairy tale that you should be angry because the world hates you and looks at you like you're shitty and whatever.
	That's not going to stop.
	I mean, just, I think what's scary is that we have to like force their civility.
	And otherwise it's going to just be just like total nightmares in the streets.
	But was there anything else, dude?
	Because I'm going to wrap up the show and I'm going to send you.
	I'm going to get your information.
	We're going to send you this beef card and the socks.
	Beef card.
	All right.
	That's awesome.
	Oh, I just want to let you know, dating apps do suck.
	Thank you.
	And yeah, it's just this idea of government is God and you can decide to willfully put into politics whatever morality you want.
	Yeah.
	But yeah.
	How much tag not left.
	Yeah.
	Not left.
	All right, Ryan.
	Have a good night.
	All right, dude, you too.
	All right.
	So let me put this watch back on because it looks awesome.
	So that's been the show.
	And okay, wait.
	Take this call, please.
	I promise to go.
	Okay.
	So I'm going to put everybody here on the line.
	And we're all going to together say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Please try next week, but from right now, I'm going to see if I could add you all to the line.
	Here's everybody here.
	I got like five people on the line.
	Yeah, you guys are all here.
	We're here.
	Yeah, good shit.
	Cool.
	By the way, fuck Pete.
	Oh, fuck Pete.
	Pete's a great guy.
	Great talk tonight.
	Thanks.
	All right, guys.
	I love you guys, too.
	Great callers.
	Listen, we're going to do a thing.
	We're going to sign off.
	We're going to sign off with the end of show mantra.
	Okay, Trump.
	So on the count of three, three.
	Oh, wait.
	I'm going to count down from three.
	Three, two, one.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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