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Aug. 25, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY [2020-08-25 - S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY]
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Oh, see, can you see why the bombs early?
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
As the twilight's last gleaming, whose red stripes and bright stars through the peril.
I can't sit for the rest.
Wait, we didn't think that through very well.
Are we supposed to let it play out?
Yeah, we just do we just hang up on America?
Confetti's fun, it is pretty fun.
And the way this is the perfect size, I don't like the little ones, but the way it's sort of like how it looks on camera, it just flows.
We'll be showing this is a Laura Loomer episode.
We'll be showing you all our footage from that trip.
We also should get talked to Laura Loomer.
Now, she's on her way to dinner.
I just spoke to her.
We're sort of all over the place here.
We're going to show the speeches or the highlights.
We're going to talk about how fun it was over there and how good it feels to win.
I was talking to the killer.
Uh-oh.
Look at this.
She's calling us.
Hello?
Great.
Let's do a Skype.
Okay.
We're going to call you in one second.
Right now.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Well, then I'll just put you on speakerphone.
How's that?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
Laura, are you there?
I'm here, Gavin.
You're here and you're on the air.
Yes.
How do you feel right now?
Well, I feel great.
You know, we did the impossible, right?
We accomplished what we were told was impossible to do, and that was winning an election while being completely banned.
And, you know, people on the right and the left mocked me when I said I was going to run for Congress.
And they said that I could never win and that I was too controversial and that you could never win a race while having no social media.
But I did it.
You did it.
I did it.
And the whole entire world is now talking about it.
It is literally the most trending story on Twitter right now.
And CNN is having a meltdown.
I mean, Jake Tapper honestly looked like he was going to cry yesterday.
He was on air calling me a deranged bigot.
And look, regardless of the outcome of the race, if I could do one thing and that is to make Jake Tapper cry, you know, it's a race well done.
Wouldn't you agree?
Here is why they freak out.
This isn't two people playing chess where they both love the game and there's fair moves and you follow the rules.
They cheat.
All they care about is winning.
They don't care about family.
They'll throw their kids under the bus and you beat them at their own game.
So the only way to hurt the left is by winning.
And I think the only way to make moves right now on the right is obviously not social media.
It's obviously not academia.
It's obviously not the internet.
It's by gaining political stature, political power.
So you nailed them two ways.
You nailed them because all they care about is winning and you won.
And you also, at our last venue, which is politics, you won there.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Andrew Bybright always used to say is that politics is downstream from culture.
And I've effectively penetrated their culture, which the left, of course, thinks they have a stronghold on.
And they know that's why they banned me, right?
That's why they banned you because we're effective culture warriors.
And they don't like the fact that we're funny, we're charming, we're effective, you know.
And I even saw Democrats online talking about, wow, Loomer's really dangerous.
Like, she actually knows good branding.
Did you see that party?
Wow, it was a great party.
I mean, she really has appealed to the youth.
And, you know, they were just going nuts.
And because they know, look, they know that I am, that I am not a radical.
Okay.
And they had to ban me because I was too effective at exposing them and their lies.
And, you know, we do it in a very entertaining way that flipped people.
So now the entire left-wing media and the establishment, right-wing media is losing their minds.
Fox News hasn't even called me.
I mean, can you believe this is the number one most talked about story in the world right now online?
And, you know, we've had over 200 articles, and that's not even an exaggeration written about this campaign in the last 48 hours.
And where's Fox News, right?
So they want to act like, I don't have a chance.
And this is the same thing that they said about Trump.
Today, the National Review published an article.
They said that, well, the plus side is that she has no chance in winning.
I remember them saying the same exact thing about Donald Trump.
Why is National Review scared of you?
Because your views on radical Islam?
Yeah, they're like calling me, you know, they're making me out to be like some awful Nazi because I, you know, have spoken out against terrorism.
That's really where we're at today.
To be against the radical left and radical Islam is to be far right.
Exactly.
And, you know, they seem to think that as a Jewish woman, I should have allowed myself to have been raped and killed inside an Uber by a Muslim driver who flipped out on me for being Jewish rather than express my outrage over the fact that Uber is hiring Islamic terrorists.
So woke culture is dangerous.
It's lethal.
Just like you can, you know, potentially, you know, suffer harm or find yourself in a dangerous situation by getting in an Uber with a radical Islamic driver who supports ISIS.
You know, you can find yourself in similar situations if you subscribe to this lethal, and it really is lethal.
Okay, the principles and the values and the talking points that the left is now proposing, we're talking about defunding the police and letting yourself get robbed or letting yourself get raped as a form of accepting your white privilege or not speaking out about the fact that Uber is hiring ISIS terrorists.
I mean, these are policies that are going to get people killed.
And you shouldn't Have your lives destroyed and be digitally exterminated by the big tech social media companies for expressing outrage over them.
Yeah, I see you as fairly moderate.
You don't want to die.
You're not ashamed of being Jewish or being slightly right of center.
And that turns you into some crazy Nazi.
And I love that they're shifting all of their attention now into November and saying, all right, well, guys, guys, she's going to lose in November.
Because that means the butthurt is going to be so magnified when you do win in November.
Exactly.
And they just can't handle it.
Look, they know what's funny about me is that they're spending so much time talking about me.
Like millions, if not billions of people now know about me than more know about me today than they did yesterday or the day before or before winning my election because they are going absolutely insane.
And for people who don't seem to think that I'm going to win, they sure as hell are spending a whole lot of time talking about me.
And you know what's ironic too is like you were on stage with me, right?
You were on stage at the event and I'm looking at photos today of all of the different pictures that were taken of this great party.
And you have to make it.
And that was one hell of a party.
It was fantastic.
It was an amazing party.
And, you know, I have a coalition called Muslims for Loomer.
I had my campaign kickoff at a diner owned by a Muslim Republican woman.
The Muslim Republicans love me.
And what people don't understand is that some of the biggest victims of Islamists and Islamic terrorism are Muslims themselves, especially Muslim women.
Yeah, especially in Muslim countries like Pakistan.
No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.
Yeah, and the woman who supports me is from Pakistan.
That's amazing.
Yeah, it was one of the most diverse groups I've ever been, not just racially, but there was gays, Jews, there was Muslims, there was every possible group.
It was so much more diverse than a Joe Biden rally or any DNC type of rally.
Exactly.
And then Milo jokes, she goes, wow, for Laura being a so-called white supremacist, I feel like she has more non-white volunteers than white volunteers.
You know what's funny?
I talked to some of the volunteers backstage and they go, phew, this is a relief.
Right.
She's definitely won now.
We know she's won.
Did you think she was going to win?
And every single one of them said, I never doubted for one second that she was going to win.
I wouldn't be here.
I wouldn't have done all this volunteering if I wasn't positive she was going to win.
Yeah, you know, look, I have the best volunteers in the world and they are so dedicated.
And some of these people, they dedicate so much time, like it's a full-time job.
And they're just amazing people and they all have different stories.
They all come from different backgrounds.
A lot of them feel silenced.
And, you know, the common theme on this campaign is people who refuse to be silenced.
And so, look, we're going to fight this fight.
And I don't really care about what they say about me.
Look, I don't know if the media is trying to like ruin my self-esteem.
Like, maybe if we just attack this 27-year-old woman enough, she's going to get low self-esteem and, you know, go crawl away.
But every time they lie about me or smear me or write a nasty article, it only makes me stronger.
And it just empowers me more because I realize, oh my God, these people are so vicious.
They're so awful.
And look what they're doing to me.
Imagine the innocent people whose lives they're going to ruin if they get the power to do so.
And I am not going to allow for innocent people to have their lives destroyed the same way these people have tried to destroy my life.
And I don't care what they say about me.
I don't have anything to lose anymore.
They took my business.
They took my money.
Okay.
They took my personal relationships.
They've already tainted my reputation.
They have done everything in their power that they already can prior to me running for office to attack me.
And I still won an election with all of those nasty things and lies about me being spewed online.
I won my election with double digits.
Okay.
And I'm telling you right now, Democrats and independents, they are appalled by what the radical left has done to me.
I'm not talking about radical Democrats, but moderate Democrats, these are people in my demographic here in this district, you're talking about people in their 60s and 70s.
They grew up in the generation where it was the Democrat Party that was the party of free speech.
Now it's the Republican Party that's the party of free speech.
And, you know, I am very transparent.
I'm open.
If someone asks me a question, I answer the question.
I don't have anything to hide.
And so if someone says, well, why did you say this?
I say, well, this is why.
And most of the time, like these Democrats or independents are sitting there shaking their head and they said, you know, I don't like, I don't like President Trump, but I'm going to vote for you because I think that what has happened to you is really awful.
And, you know, look, you had to be a Republican to vote in this primary because it's a closed primary.
So, you know, there's a lot of independents and Democrats I met who wanted to vote for me.
They just didn't change their registration on time and they'll be able to vote for me in the general.
So that's fantastic.
The Democrats say I'm not going to win.
I say game on.
Well, you know, you talk about sabotage and your social media and everything, but I think the most egregious part of this entire election, and it's getting very little play, we'll talk about this.
We just started the show.
We'll talk about this with the Gateway Pundit article, but CBS released the results of this election 48 hours before it was over, and they said you're at 2%.
What did it end at?
You at 41 and the next one up at 20?
43.
And honestly, I probably would have had even more of that if CBS hadn't lied and suppressed the vote.
I mean, they call me a racist, but their tactics are the tactics used by actual racist segregationists who suppress voters, right?
They said that I had only gotten 2% of the vote 48 hours prior.
So, you know, that tells people, oh, well, then I'm not going to go vote for her if the elections have already been called.
So, you know, it's called election tampering and it's actually illegal what they did.
And we are exploring our legal options.
And, you know, it was funny because CBS News, they didn't have time to take it down, right?
They said that they weren't going to take it down.
But then the night of my election, when it became increasingly evident that I was winning, they were frantically calling Karen Jorno, my chief strategist, like begging to speak with us.
But we didn't have time because I'm about to take the stage.
And so I'm going to be personally sending, I'm going to take a copy of today's Palm Beach Post paper and I'm going to personally sign it and send a copy to John Greed, the news director over at CBS News, just so that he can forever remember that I got a double-digit victory here.
I don't want that story to die.
It's like the stakeout in front of Roger Stone's house where they coincidentally were there 15 minutes early.
This is huge.
And it needs to be promoted for 48 hours of four based on 100% reporting.
Go call your buddy Tucker.
I mean, honestly, don't you think it's a little weird that, you know, Tucker Carlson, who, like, you know, claims to be such a champion for free speech, like, won't talk about my case?
I mean, I just won.
And I hate, it's so funny how Fox News always acts like, oh, well, we don't have a blacklist here.
I mean, you can't go online and talk about free speech and then enforce Suzanne Scott's blacklist at Fox News.
I mean, look, I'm a Tucker fan and I like Tucker Carlson.
But if you're going to rail against the radical left for suppressing people's free speech, then why don't you say no, you know, to the woman upstairs who is enforcing blacklists?
That's why you're not on Fox News.
Don't even try to tell me that this isn't real.
Well, I'm blacklisted because I crapped all over Fox News and said, screw you guys for having me there for eight years.
Screw them too.
I mean, Fox News is trash.
We all know that.
But look, they didn't even mention my race, you know?
So I just think it's really interesting.
And this is a scandal, and they're not talking about it.
It's a scandal that Facebook said that it was okay for people to murder me and you.
Why does he talk about that?
These are big stories, Gavin.
These are big stories.
And people look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them because they don't even believe them.
But yes, these big tech companies did say that it was okay for us to be murdered.
And yes, they are now banning people through their internet service providers if they support Laura Loomer.
Yes, they are now suppressing voters and lying about election results.
I mean, you'd think that we're living in some third world country in like sub-Saharan Africa where they actually suppress people's votes.
And the media has their body parts decapitated if they go against the dictators in charge.
It begets a new adjective, Mugabian.
We're living in Mugabian times.
Like apparently, apparently these, yeah, I feel like these press, they would be better suited in a Mugabian regime.
You're right.
All right, Laura, well, I know you got to get to dinner.
Thank you so much for speaking to us last minute.
We're about to dive deep into all this.
Thank you so much for flying out.
And it meant so much to me to have you there because really what we did is we gave a big middle finger to the establishment.
And don't think that the tech executives didn't see that either.
We basically turned canceled culture on its head at my victory party.
We had the canceled culture cool kids club.
It was me, it was you, it was Roger, it was Milo, it was Faith Goldie.
The only one we were really missing was we were missing Alex Jones, who unfortunately couldn't come because of a family issue that came up.
But, you know, it's amazing.
And we are now, they realize, oh my God, shit, we tried to kill these people off and we can't.
You know, they're still here.
They're still here.
What on earth are we going to do?
And you know that Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey are shitting their pants right now because they just released a story on Politico today that said that Twitter Twitter announced that they're not going to give Laura Loomer her account back.
So first it was like, oh yeah, we're going to let only you, any candidate who runs for office can have a verified check mark.
Okay, Laura Loomer files to run for Congress very next day.
All right, change your terms of service here.
No, if you're a candidate, you have to win your primary first in order to get a verified Twitter account and have access, thinking that I would never win my primary.
Laura Loomer wins her primary.
Okay, hey, are you going to let Laura Loomer have her account?
All right, we admit it.
We just hate Laura Loomer.
No Laura Loomer's allowed.
That's our policy once and for all.
So true.
When are they going to admit it?
I just wish, okay, I just hate the pretending.
Why doesn't Jack Dorsey just make everyone's day and put in there an amended term of service that says, no Laura Loomer's allowed?
That's what it comes down to.
It's what it is about.
I mean, it's just, it's so laughable at this point in time, Gavin.
But we all know it's a bunch of bullcrap.
Yep.
All right.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Have fun.
Yeah, thank you.
And congratulations.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Turning off my phone like a boomer here.
Was that too abrupt of a goodbye?
I don't think so.
That was great.
I guess I'm feeling insecure.
Let's get as much confetti as we can on the table.
Bring it down.
Bring it down.
Spread it around.
You know, they banned the most party-friendly flag ever?
The confetti flag?
Yeah, it's the Confederate flag.
There's no confetti flag.
Oh, I thought there was.
Okay.
Go back to that political article, though.
This is what they're doing with Laura.
They have this one ugly picture of her where she's leaning back like this.
Yeah, she doesn't even look like that.
Yeah.
And it's shot from below.
Hi, I'm Laura Loomer.
That might be edited.
No, it's not edited.
But if you're leaning back, you're trying to see something far away, and then someone gets really low and shoots up, you can get a picture of that.
She's breathtaking.
She's incredibly attractive.
And I've seen that picture more than any other picture.
Political is supposed to be right-wing.
And I almost brought this up with Laura, but I didn't want to drag it out too long.
That came up on stage a lot too.
This isn't a left-right thing.
Fuck both of them.
The establishment is right-wing, too.
The establishment is the GOP.
The establishment is Fox News.
And when the chairman of the GOP called her at our hotel room, we were all waiting upstairs.
There was like an after-party headquarters room.
And she said, we're watching you.
You're a change agent, she said.
And Karen, the killer, who worked on the Trump campaign and worked for Bush for, I think, 20 years, we were both sort of like, everyone was clapping and, yeah, it's a big deal.
GOP sponsor.
And I think Karen and I were both sort of going, thanks, but it's a little late.
The night she's about to win, you said, okay, you're in the in crowd now.
Where were you?
When I was on the fringe.
That's the problem with the right.
And that's why I call us the, I keep forgetting our name, the not lefts?
Not left.
Yeah, that's why we're called the not lefts.
Because the right is nothing to be proud of.
fucking nerds.
Has Ben Shapiro ever smoked a joint?
Has Dave Rubin ever been in a fight?
Has Ted Cruz ever been in a fight?
Anyway, let's start the Loomer show.
So we should start at the beginning, right?
Can you get me a beer, by the way?
Sure, buddy.
But come on.
I knew I wouldn't be able to go to my gym until I got a test if I went down to this, but I thought, fuck it, I can quarantine or do that little nostril thing.
The tests are getting easier now.
Like, there's a place near my house where, thanks, you just get a swab.
Did I tell you this?
Yep.
Swab, no appointment necessary, and then the next day they tell you whether you have it or not.
And the answer is no, you don't have it.
No one does.
In a country of 331 million, we are up to 170,000 deaths.
I don't believe 70,000 of those.
So we're up to 100,000 deaths.
That's a fairly bad flu season, folks.
This time in 1969, we also had 100,000 flu deaths.
You know what we did?
We had a party called Woodstock.
So while Howard Stern bitches and moans about masks, the exact same scenario, 50 years ago, everyone was parting their asses off.
So she called.
And the funny thing about Laura is, like at this point, I go, aren't I a pariah?
Are you sure you want to do this?
And the more mainstream she gets, the more edgy she becomes.
Like when I showed up with my mask, I go, hey, should I be wearing a mask here?
Like I was walking on eggshells.
Milo was the opposite.
He's like, I need to be part of this, darling.
In every picture you see of them celebrating, Milo's like pulling her in close.
I was sort of standing back.
I thought, I don't want to, I don't want them to say, you know, far-right, proud boys, candid or something.
But she doesn't care about that stuff.
Like she's kissing Enrique.
Well, thanks for coming, posing in pictures with him.
But anyway, I asked her about the mask and she goes, but don't do that commie shit here.
She threw it aside.
And then I said, I have a line in my speech.
I'll put the speech on the on the site because I kind of strayed from it.
I think it's on there.
No, no, the actual text.
Oh.
Yeah, that was all off the cuff.
But I said, I'm talking about how the left are Bolsheviks and all they care about is winning.
And Bolsheviks will spin on a dime if it helps them win, if it means more power.
And I thought, you see that with the left, like liberal Jews shitting on Israel and supporting Palestine.
And I go, this one's a bit racy because Karen the killer had come up to me and said, can you not do penis jokes, please, on stage?
I don't want to hear any dick jokes.
I was like, well, now all I think about is dick jokes.
It's like, don't think of a giraffe.
All you see is a giraffe in your head.
But I showed her this line that said, you know, the Bolsheviks and the pivot.
And we even have secular liberal Jews in America, you know, betraying Israel and supporting Palestine.
And I go, is that going to be an issue?
And she goes, let me fix that.
And then she just puts quotation marks on either side of the word Palestine.
And then she goes, there you go.
That's great.
This is before she won.
I said to Karen, what's Karen's name?
Look up Karen the Kirino.
What is it?
Guillorno.
Kareno.
That sounds right.
Short and sweet and to the point.
She was fun to hang out with.
I was sitting with the after party, after the party.
Most after parties are after parties.
Yeah, that's her.
Guorno.
And I said, God, this is fun.
And everyone's talking, they're still strategizing and talking about they got this many votes here.
And it reminds me of like boxing.
They talk about weight class and stuff and what's his record?
Two KOs and all this kind of stuff.
And oh, Ohio went this way and these voters did that.
And I said, I'm liking this.
I want to be part of this.
This is fun.
All these charts and stuff.
It's a very dude thing, all these graphs and data.
And Karen goes, yeah, it's not quite as fun when you lose.
That's pretty depressing.
I thought, yeah, if we were all sitting in this room with the champagne sitting there and all the beer and everyone was just sort of like, next time, we'll get them next time.
So what happens?
I get on the plane.
I think I sent you a picture of my drink.
You did.
I think I fly first class during the pandemic because it's 400 bucks.
And so I go there to the airport and I say, can I get a maker's double while I'm waiting here?
You can't sit at any restaurants.
A lot of airports have no booze.
Nobu has no booze.
And this is what they give you.
How Soviet is this?
Contains alcohol.
Must be 21 to purchase.
Cannot continue on plane.
One portion of alcohol for.
You are drinking Makersmark Bourbon from America.
You want it on the rocks.
Here are rocks.
Pour it onto rocks at your own convenience.
2.4 meters, the milliliters.
That looks like a piss sample.
Yeah, it does.
Drink your piss sample on your own reconnaissance.
So anyway, I get on the plane and first class sucks.
Here's my theory.
I have a theory.
Brontosaurs are very thin at one end, then they get big in the middle and then skinny.
Can you find that?
Monty Python theory brontosaur.
I have a theory that the good planes, the ones that have the screens and all the cool sit back, first class, I think they're all docked because it's like your Ferrari.
You don't want to take it out if it's not a big deal.
So they don't want to waste those planes.
So now they're bringing back shitty planes from the pre-screen days.
And here we go.
When did screens appear on planes?
I remember it being the 90s.
So am I in early 90s planes when I'm not seeing a screen?
I have with me tonight Ann Elk, Mrs. Anne Elk.
You have a new theory about the Brontosaurus.
Can I just say here Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus exactly what is it the economy doesn't stand up your new theory Oh, what is my theory?
Oh, what is my theory that it is?
Well, Chris, you may well ask me what is my theory This is terrible.
I am asking these are the greatest of all time I'm trying to like it I'm trying to meet it halfway of mine Well, this is what it is my theory that I have that is to say which is mine is mine Yes, I know it's yours What is it?
Where?
This is brutal.
Can we stop?
I'm uncomfortable.
M begins.
Now, all brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.
That is my theory.
It is mine and belongs to me, and I own it and what it is too.
Whoa.
I noticed that with SCTV.
Oh my God.
I grew up with SCTV.
It's the half-wits, and there's so many great sketches.
I thought that was.
Let me put in the box.
Yeah, Half-Wits is perfect.
I put in the box set, and I'm watching all the other sketches going.
There was gems, don't get me wrong.
But a lot of it reeked.
Am I going to think of that when I look up old Kids in the Hall sketches?
Old SNL.
Old SNL.
Cheese bodyguard.
Cheese bodyguard.
Look that one up.
You like it, that's awesome.
It's not very lumer-centric, but.
Yeah.
Apparently, the staff, the cast at SNL would go to this late-night burger joint, and there was this immigrant guy who would just yell, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.
And then John Belushi started doing his voice.
And it's supposed to be the funniest thing in the world.
Nice camera work.
No, no tuna.
You're out of tuna?
No tuna, you cheeseburger?
Uh, just wait a minute.
Cheeseburger?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We got it out there, we ain't got it out there.
Okay, we're gonna have a tuna, we're gonna have a tuna.
Okay, what are you gonna have?
I think I'll have grilled cheese and a Coke.
Grilled cheese, no I'm gonna cheese.
No grilled cheese.
Cheeseburger.
No problem.
Okay, Pepsi and fresh fries.
No fries, cheap.
Okay, cheap.
One cheeseburger, one Pepsi, one cheap.
Cheeseburger.
Pepsi, cheap.
What do you want?
I have a cheeseburger in a small poke.
It's terrible too.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
It ruined our show.
That's a wow.
Put in kids in the hall.
Okay.
Yeah, we got to hit something.
We got to hit something.
You know, what?
What sketch here?
What are you talking about?
What?
What sketch?
That's a high-quality show.
What kids in the hall sketch?
Just put in kids in the hall.
Okay.
See what comes up.
You know what else stands up?
Whitest kids you know.
I hope so.
There she is good.
Does Mr. Show stand up?
This could be a whole show where we see if all these shows stand up.
Just click randomly anywhere.
All right.
Because that Monty Python sketch wasn't very famous.
I just know it because my dad loved it.
That's why I think of every time I say I have a theory.
And my theory is that they're docking good planes and leaving us with the shit.
This is an opening sketch.
Maybe we can go to this one here.
Yeah, that's going to be weird.
Let's jump in the middle.
All right, let's try this.
Let's go.
No.
No?
Alright, then that must be the Burgundy, and that is the German.
No, no.
No, no.
Alright, then that must be the Chevlis.
No.
No?
Well, I think we can find our way down that road alone now.
Thank you very much.
Isn't this exciting?
You know, normally I just ordered the one bottle, but when I saw how many wines they had by the glass, I thought, why not have an adventure?
So here we are.
Here, try this one.
That's the Chablis.
No.
Oh, thank you.
How is it?
It's alright.
It's alright.
So, let's look at the menu, shall we?
This isn't as cringy as the other, but it's just pleasant.
Him as a woman gets me every time.
I'm not a tight one, if that's what you're saying.
I'm just thinking that.
Oh, really?
Oh, dressing as a woman is irritating.
Just his face as a woman.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's a sight gap.
Okay.
Anyway, what a weird tangent.
So get on the plane.
First class sucks.
They have booze.
They have Buffalo Trace.
No Maker's Mark.
Fine.
Managed to catch a quick nap.
Get down there.
And we're off to the races right away.
We've got a bunch of rooms allotted to us under our secret name, Sid Vicious.
And, yeah, we...
It's time to...
I meet with Laura.
She's being filmed for some documentary.
They're doing a very long-term thing.
She's cool as a cucumber.
And there's a cop there.
Now, you thought what we previously just did.
This is after.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is before.
Yeah, this is right before I arrived.
Who filmed it?
I did.
Okay.
Oh, I was doing a Coke joke.
Henrique is jumping into the Coke joke.
That's the arm of this suit.
That's Karen I was just talking about.
Trump's killer.
He's great.
I like dice.
I believe so, yes.
Do you have any volume on this?
Yeah, there's nothing to latch onto, but I screened all these before.
Milo was like, he seemed pretty high up.
Almost Second in command, and I said, What are you doing down there?
And he's like, Oh, Laura, I want to be there to support her and help her through this time and make sure she's okay.
And then I realized, No, this is your new gig because he was running around with a clipboard, making sure I had my speech printed up, making sure I had Bud.
I asked for a Budweiser, he got me a bucket on ice.
Wow, yeah, he was the real code ripper.
Oh, damn.
This will be funny.
Do you want to be on camera?
No?
Okay.
I'm just recording now.
I'm just recording B-roll right now.
So the audio dropped out before and then it stopped streaming off because this is all tech crap.
There's Jacob Wall back there.
Yep, Jacob.
So this was like a...
Roger Stone jumped out of a photograph I was in.
Really?
But there was other people in it too.
I don't know what.
Huh.
But he may have been avoiding the G. We got along.
We hung out great.
Where do you see his speech?
Yeah.
When he did his speech, without looking at any notes, I was just like, this is Jimi Hendrix playing guitar.
Like, this guy's been doing this forever.
This, and it wasn't phony.
There was no pausing.
It was just like you're watching.
There's nothing better than watching someone who really has their craft down, just nailing it.
Like big picture thinking, small picture microcosms to explain everything else.
It was just, oh, like Milo and me were pretty good, I think.
You were great.
That was one of your best friends.
Laura was good too.
But it was not Roger Stone levels.
He was in a complete, we were all down here.
Well, I would say Laura was here.
Milo was here.
I was there.
We're all in the same kind of zone doing little talks.
And then there was Roger Stone.
Roger Stone.
Which was insulted when you did your Roger Stone level?
Well, you made me do it.
But he seemed to like it because he was playing along with it.
He was like, it's this arm that you have to do because it doesn't know what it's doing.
It just goes over here and goes over there.
So he played along with it.
Yeah.
Who knows if he was pissed off?
He wanted to help you with your Roger Stone.
Yes.
With his hymn impression.
But I have to stop the entire thing to tell you a story about waiting to get ready for the thing.
I'm talking to the cops are there, bodyguards, whatever.
And I was holding on to their bulletproof vest.
And I go, so you always been a cop?
Did you start in uniform?
He goes, oh, I haven't worn a uniform in a long time.
I was DEA for the longest time.
I'm like, DEA, it's one of my favorite subjects, fentanyl.
Oh, he had a bunch of fentanyl story.
There was kind of a fentanyl celebrity there as far as law enforcement goes.
That's a whole other story.
But I go, what about meth?
Meth seems to be pretty popular down here.
And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
And he goes, the problem with fentanyl and meth and all these other drugs is you need to ensure that 100% of the death is from that drug.
So say you find fentanyl in his blood and there's a bunch of alcohol too.
It's not that great of a case.
Like you want to charge the drug dealer with murder, but if there's other factors, then maybe the booze murdered him.
So he goes, every time you talk to a cop, they always have great stories, but it's always like so much fucking work for no reward.
The bad guy never gets what you think he should get.
The justice is not served.
And, you know, they're marching on the streets right now all over New York talking about no justice, no peace.
Yeah, for cops.
There's no justice for cops.
Anyway, I'll tell you this story as short as I can because we kept, people kept coming in and out and I'd have to take calls and talk to someone, maybe even pose for a selfie.
And then I'd come back to him and go, okay, so let's pick up where we left off.
Anyway, so he would go to the hospitals and look at ODs, hoping to find a pure fentanyl, a pure heroin, a pure something.
So then he could pursue the dealer.
And the dealer is always on their phones, usually their last call.
And then he gets a call from the ER and they go, we got something here that looks real fishy.
What is it?
Two victims, hands burnt up like this, all third degree burns, faces like freddied.
No legs, nothing there, just almost like you were standing at the thing that burst into flames.
And I don't think most fire burns, most your home's on fire.
It doesn't really work like that.
It's more evenly distributed.
This was like, right?
And the hands especially.
So he goes, this sounds like meth.
Okay.
So they go, he rushes to the hospital.
The woman, this is in, we were in, where were we?
West Palm Beach.
Yes.
She's being helicoptered to Miami.
They have a better burn unit there.
So the guy is only left and he's like, and the cop says, hey, so what happened?
Where were you guys?
Oh, we were all around.
How did this explosion happen?
Oh, it was a thing and there was a fire with a barbecue.
And he wouldn't give him anything.
He's like, fuck.
And then the guy, I said, aren't you worried about them absconding the Miami burn unit?
And he goes, they weren't going anywhere.
They were at Death's Door.
And then she dies.
Now, I didn't really realize this, but if you and I do a crime, and I'm sorry on a Laura Loomer episode to be not talking about Laura Loomer and spending so much time on meth and Monty Python, but we got time.
If I decide to rob a bank, right?
And I go, come on, let's get guns.
Here, Ryan, I got you a gun.
Thank you.
And then you go, I don't want to go.
I go, don't be a bitch.
Come on, we're going to get rich.
And you go, this is a really bad idea.
And I go, no, I planned it all out.
It's going to be awesome.
And you go, can we please not do this?
This could all be on tape, by the way.
Can we please not?
I don't want to do this.
We're going to get killed.
I go, fuck off, pussy, right?
We go to the bank.
You're at the back going, oh, God.
Why are we here?
I run in, get on the ground, get on the ground.
I'm pointing guns in people's faces, in the security guard's face.
Poop, I get Popped by a different security guard I didn't see.
I'm dead.
You committed felony homicide.
Did you know that?
I've heard that, yeah.
Even if you're a driver, right?
If you're a driver, that seems different, though.
Like, I don't think the driver, does he get charged with felony homicide?
I heard that if you're involved at all, I heard that.
So this guy, now that she's dead, he's facing felony homicide.
Wow.
Oh, because she died.
She died.
Oh, man.
Oh, I got it.
It doesn't matter that if you're robbing a bank, you're doing a thing.
It doesn't matter.
You're doing an illegal thing.
It doesn't matter that you're friendly.
I'm driving drunk.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
So first he checks the car.
It's instilled in the parking lot.
They drove to the hospital, and there's skin in the car.
Like bacon strips on the dash.
Their skin was falling off.
This part I remember, yeah.
And I go, wait, they drove to the hospital?
And he goes, no, they drove to someone's house first to ask if they had a hose.
Hi, do you have a hose?
I burnt all my face off.
Sure.
There, cured.
Eileen, maybe in the year 3,500, we might have hoses that can replenish your skin cells.
But as far as like the next thousand years, don't get your hopes up, my friend.
What the f- A hose?
Let me just spritz you down.
Oh, you look like Freddy?
You look like Friday the 13th?
Hold on.
There you go.
You're not hot anymore.
At the risk of being revealed as retarded again.
The year 3,500, isn't that in the future?
Yes?
Okay.
What's your joke?
Well, you said in the year 3500 that'll be...
Were you talking about in the future where hoses cure you?
Yeah.
In the future, you don't just have a water hose, you have a cell hose.
A medical stimulus.
It's just a setting on your hose, and you can just go, oh, I caught my leg.
That's pretty dope.
Yeah.
It's in that cool movie with that Australian movie.
Which I highly recommend.
Where he almost dies.
Upgrade.
Ah.
Yeah.
Great movie.
And they put a chip in him and he's suddenly super guy.
So checks the car.
And you know what he sees in the car?
He sees receipts for pseudaminophen, cough drops, which have ephragen in them.
And also, apparently there's ammonium nitrate in cold packs.
You know, when you hit them and they get cold, it's the ammonium nitrate reacting.
And so they cut that out, and it's all part of the thing.
And they were smart enough to not do it at particular stores, like one store.
So they spread it all out because it's very easy to catch meth people because you look at the, you go to CVS, you check the cough syrup, and it's like normal, normal, normal.
Then there's one, this one CVS in Palo Alto that sold 342 packs and then it goes back to normal, normal, normal.
So he's got a case.
He just needs the location.
So he's tracking people down.
No one's talking.
He finds the girl, the dead girl's daughter.
And they're all fuck-ups, right?
They're not eager to help.
And he says, he's not there.
She's in Port St. Lucie, where we go for the Mets in Florida.
And he tracks the girl down.
He goes, do you know where this other apartment is?
Because he looks at all their listings they're associated with, and there's nothing happening there.
But here's what this apartment in Port St. Lucie.
And so the daughter goes, yeah, I know that apartment.
And he goes, what's the address?
She goes, I don't know.
And he goes, do you know how to get there?
And she goes, yeah, I can get there.
And so on his phone from the 95, they take the exit.
And then with Google Street View, she goes there.
Wow.
And then you turn left at the Sunoco, so he does.
And they're both watching it on his phone.
And then he goes, okay, it's here.
And then he looks at the actual address.
Our dude goes there.
This is months and months of one man busting his ass because of this poor woman who died in a meth lab.
Like, where's her mother's rage?
She probably, her mother abandoned her long ago.
This is not in the newspaper.
We don't hear people yelling this when they march on the streets.
What's happening here?
Okay.
I don't know why not.
I mean, actually, the Fentonil guy, he got a cover story in the New York Times magazine.
So it is occasionally reported, but that's when it became something that was killing 130 people a day.
You dig?
Yeah.
This story, this meth story, you'll never see it anywhere.
Here, let me send you this link to the other guy's life.
Fucking crazy, man.
But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
And this is like, they barely scratch the surface with this article, and it's still huge.
Actually, I'll just tell you the title.
It's New York Times Magazine, The China Connection, How One DEA Agent Cracked a Global Fentanyl Ring.
By the way, 60 Minutes was able to go down there.
And this, yeah, there it is.
Incredible fucking story.
You know who's the, see that kid there?
The bottom.
Yeah.
Jason something.
He's just some kid in Montreal who was the top player in all of North America's fentanyl and getting it from China to here.
Wow.
Some fucking Pepsi.
Huh.
Jason Hank.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's him.
Anyway, sorry, back to my meth story.
So he goes to the apartment expecting to see evidence.
Dude, the explosion was so severe, there's no evidence.
The ceiling is caved in up.
Totally destroyed.
Black.
Just he finds one or two things that he could use in evidence, but the whole place is gone.
But at least he now has proof as far as you know, the apartment itself is proof.
He's got the receipts from the cars were huge, the skin in the car was huge.
He puts it all together, presents a case, right?
And he's got felony homicide because he was responsible.
That guy was responsible for having that chick killed by the explosion.
They were both doing an illegal thing together.
And guess what happens after all his work pounding the streets?
Justice is served?
Yep.
Justice was served.
The guy went to prison for 15 years.
No, once again, Max and John got a way tougher sentence.
Guess what he got?
Three years fucking probation.
Just don't blow anyone else up.
Oh, my God.
And you're good.
He took a plea.
And by the way, Max and John's plea for beating up Antifa was a year in prison.
So their plea was worse than this guy whose illegal act murdered a woman.
Can you believe that shit?
This was about six years ago?
How long?
I don't know.
Could this be it?
This morning in a house townhouse, the Martin County Sheriff's Office says the home's doors and windows were blown out.
The man was taken to the hospital with burns from head to toe.
An animal inside the home died in the explosion as well.
The Martin County Sheriff says deputies are investigating whether the blast may have been caused by someone making meth.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Was those the two?
The two people?
Wait, well, come on.
I'm not getting this cop in trouble.
Oh, it's at the very, very, very, very end?
Yeah.
Oh, there we go.
I think that might have been it.
I hope I don't get this cop fired.
Well, this is all in the news.
He didn't do anything wrong.
He just did his job.
No, nothing happened.
Probation.
I have a whole show I can do on cases of disgusting criminals getting away with, literally getting away with murder while our friends rot in prison.
Anyway, all right, let's get to, let's start the Loomer thing.
So we're doing that.
I get that great cop story.
I'm drinking buds, feeling good.
That could have been it too.
I mean, this happens so often.
Anyway, so we, it's fun up there.
We're hanging out.
I talk to Laura's dad, have a good time with him.
And it's time to go downstairs.
By the way, the hotel we were at was the Hilton Airport Hotel.
Yeah, it's right next to the airport.
By the way, I got into a fight with the African taxi driver.
I go, I'm going to the Hilton, the airport one.
And he goes, which airport, Hilton?
Why are you gay?
And I go, which airport, Hilton?
I've been all over the world.
There's only ever one airport hotel.
The Hilton doesn't have three airport hotels.
And he goes, yes, it is right.
You can see it from the window.
I go, no, I can't.
Right up there.
And he's pointing to downtown West Palm.
Yeah, those are downtown.
The airport, this is one mile from the airport.
That's why it's called an airport hotel.
And most major airports have like their Hilton and their, their, what's it?
Hyatt, Hyatt.
They all have one biggie right at the fucking airport.
They all do.
They never have two.
Why would you have two?
And then they eat their poo-poo.
And he goes, it's right there.
And he starts saying the address.
And I win the argument because I'm on my phone and I put in Hilton and I go, look.
And when you stretch out, you see more Hiltons like two miles away.
But this is the airport one.
He goes, what about 312 Ochiko Drive?
I'm like, I don't have West Palm Streets memorized, but I just showed you that I'm right about the fucking airport.
Anyway, I get to the airport and the craftsmanship in the lobby is some of the shittiest work.
I talked to a guy in the lobby there because I'm a real chatterbox when I travel.
And he's like, you know what it is?
I work with Mexicans.
They're great at farming.
They're not good at this kind of stuff because aesthetically, you know, where they come from, it's not that important to get everything perfect.
And I'm looking at the ground going, yeah, but you can't lay cement where there's tile and think it looks the same.
Cement and tile are the opposite.
Look at this.
So I guess what you can't see in this photograph is that cement is level with the tile.
Look at this.
It's level with the tile.
So if you were to put tiles on top of that, they would be elevated, like you'd stub your toe on them.
So I think they just figure that this cement is a good replacement for tile.
What?
Like, do you have a machine that's going to sand it down or something?
And then you're going to paint it the same.
This is some of the worst craftsmanship I've ever seen.
That's the only way that could happen, right?
I feel like somebody would write in and be like, dude, they shave that down before they put it in.
I've been doing this for 20 years.
Okay.
What do you mean, shave it down?
The pictures aren't great.
Maybe I should have taken another angle.
If that was recessed a quarter inch into the ground, then you go, oh, I get it.
They just put that down, then they're going to put the tiles on and everything will be level.
But they're at the same height.
They're actually higher.
It's higher.
It's actually higher than the tiles.
It's like bubbling over.
What's your plan here?
What is your plan?
Look at that.
Look at the drywall.
Wow.
Pathetic.
This is the Hilton.
Paris Hilton is spinning in her grave.
Two non-matching cones?
I killed her on the way to the studio today.
Paris?
They already had a funeral on the barrier yet.
Why'd you do that?
So I could say Paris Hilton is spinning in her grave.
Okay.
Anyway, we get down there.
We do the VIP.
We're backstage.
Fun stuff.
The cop is still there.
And, you know, I'm talking to people.
I'm doing selfies.
And as you know, I hate selfies.
We're in a fucking pandemic.
I'm touching everyone, shaking hands.
And I was opening beers.
There was no beer opener.
So I was putting beers and smashing them with my fist.
So my hand is bruised.
And I'm shaking hands.
It's painful.
And I'm just thinking, can I just go back to that cop and his fentanyl buddy and hear more stories about, you know, things that kill 130 Americans a day?
One of the guys I was talking to in X DEA said, yeah, it's chemical warfare.
Like, What if you had these weather balloons from China, and China was sending them over, and they would pop, and high gas would come down, and 130 Americans died a day from these weather balloons, these Agent Orange weather balloons.
You'd go, oh, this is a declaration of war.
This is way more severe than Pearl Harbor.
The thing I like about the Florida Proud Boys is they can't be doxxed.
They're like, go ahead, tell my boss that I'm a member of the Proud Boys.
They'll say, yeah, we know.
Good.
Can I join?
You got any more footage of that?
You know who that guy is?
Oh, maybe I shouldn't say that.
CJ Miller?
That's CJ Pearson.
But that other guy's involved in those Baby Lives Matter things.
Oh, cool.
Those big murals they put up in front of Planned Parenthood.
That guy seemed cool.
I never met him.
Jacob Wall.
The woman who sang the opening song you just heard, the national anthem, you might see her later.
Oh, there's Ann Coulter's niece.
She was adopted.
So she's very fond of Coulters because they are good for their word.
But the opening singer's daughter, who looked to be about 29, she was so beautiful.
It was garish.
What was her name again?
Garish.
Nana?
Yeah, it was Nana.
I'll tell you in a second.
Let's see here.
Folks at home, if you can research this without being a creep, because they seem very Catholic, very Christian.
Ryan was in love with her.
That's the story?
Nana and Garita.
A-N-G-A-R-I-T-A.
That's who sang the opening song for today's episode.
And I hope I didn't commit some sort of blasphemy by cutting it short.
Her daughter is like a freak show.
And it's, you know, Oscar Wilde said, pretty is pretty, only ugly can be beautiful.
Her nose sort of comes out and then down.
It's not like, we're not talking about like normal, boring, pretty girls where you just go, whatever.
She was, I caught her.
Like one of us.
Like, staring at her and then going like this.
Like physically saying, what are you doing, you fucking pig?
No, that's not her.
Anyway, so we did that, and then it was time to start the show.
Milo was just on.
I think he may have been on Adderall.
He was just a little too perfect.
Too good.
Too good.
Censor TV was highly represented there.
You got Wall, you, Milo.
Yeah.
Well, Loomer is Island of Misfits.
Because we're his queen, right.
My name is Mylonopolis, I am an award.
Thank you.
I am an award-winning and New York Times best-selling, don't you know?
Festival journalist and author.
And we are here this evening to celebrate somebody really rather remarkable.
Perhaps the most remarkable.
He just got the vibe that this is his new career.
He wants to become...
But I got the same sort of bug.
I was like, maybe I want to do this.
So they had a Catholic invocation, a Jewish invocation.
The Jewish guy was good, as usual.
They did this for you?
They did this for me.
Get your fucking mask off.
I think that's got to be a joke, right?
No.
Really?
No detective shitty.
It's not a joke.
Oh.
Kind of why he has spats on.
The Scots never wore spats.
Ma'am, I don't mean any disrespect, but your vagina is capable of creating some of the most beautiful creatures on earth.
I'm the rocket's red glare.
Okay, so now go forward.
Remember.
Here's something weird about Milo.
Here's a secret.
So he's on, he's rocking, really witty, his speech was great.
And then it's time for the after party.
I want to get wasted.
Like, let's party.
Let's do shots.
Shots.
Shots, shots, shot, shots.
Cover everybody.
In the meantime, and then rock that body ride.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bum, bomb.
Back streets, back.
All right.
The second it was done, he goes, darling, I'm absolutely bloody exhausted.
I was up all night.
I'm going to go to bed.
And his hotel room was next to the sort of headquarters.
And he goes, if you could try to tell people to be quiet.
And I was like, what?
Fuck you.
Everyone, I know Laura just changed history, but Milo's really tired.
So try to keep it down.
Maybe he was having impure thoughts.
It didn't occur to me.
Actually, I didn't say fuck you.
It was such a ridiculous thing that I just sort of went like.
You didn't know where to look?
Yeah, it would be like if you said to me, hey, Gav, could you buy me a car and try to set me up with an apartment in DC and then I'll commute via the airport?
I'll fly into work every day.
And I would just go, I heard something.
Like, I just don't hear that.
Not even that.
Not even that.
Or this.
I was just watching him like I was watching it on TV.
Oh, you're going to bed and you want people to be quiet?
Okay.
That's a cool show.
What the hell are you talking about?
And he missed a great party.
There was censored TV, everyone, Proud Boys, cops.
There was a huge variety of people, ages, everything, funny chicks.
One woman was apoplectic because I think someone called her a MILF.
And I was like, MILF's a compliment.
And I go, maybe if you had, if you were like 20, but and then I lied.
You always lie to women.
I go, but you appear to be about in your late 30s.
She goes, I'm actually over 50.
Yeah, I know, bitch.
But she's like, how dare he call me a MILF?
I go, MILF, the acronym, is full of compliments.
And as far as mother goes, don't some woman menstruate at 12?
Now, no one is for this, but technically a mother could be 12 and a half, 12 and nine months.
So it doesn't necessarily mean old.
And if you're over, you could have had 16 kids by now.
Cougar's different.
Cougar, I'd be pissed if I was abroad.
If you Say my abroad, I mean if I was in another country.
If you call a Latina a MILF, you might be talking about a minor.
I would say it, if I was single, I would say it to flirt.
MILF.
I thought it was a compliment for anyone over 30.
Remember this?
Anyway, that's a fun party with those kind of arguments.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
So we're jumping ahead here.
So let's go back to what we learned upstairs before we went downstairs.
Sorry, I went a little too far.
Go back to my notes.
CBS announces results 48 hours before election.
Now, you showed this when I was talking to Laura, but I really don't want this to die because they had to work their asses off to get it taken down.
Laura had her lawyers getting involved going, you can't announce election results 48 hours before the election.
How fucking insane is that?
This is Mugabean.
We are living in Mugabian times.
I'm obviously referring to the dictator of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, one of my favorite dictators.
But there was an interesting part about this where I'm not sure, it's kind of hard to see, but it says based on 100% reporting.
If you click on the actual picture and zoom in, yeah, look at that.
This is crucial, I think.
100% of precincts reporting.
That's like saying it's a fact.
Right?
This isn't like what some experts are predicting or what I would like it to be or what it could be.
No, 100% of precincts reporting.
We're done.
Don't go vote for her.
This is election sabotage from CBS.
Just like...
David Shortel, Stakeout King.
The story will die.
And that drives me fucking bananas.
Anyway, okay, let's check out some of the speeches very briefly.
They're already separately online on the network.
Network.
Network.
Got my busting.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Bothers me.
Still pronounces it with that G, huh?
People are lazy, so the K is harder than the G. Yeah, but it's nice to do things right when you're like, I'm uncomfortable around gays.
Yeah.
Not a problem with them, but do you do for three kisses?
Do you hug them?
What about COVID?
What about AIDS?
I don't know.
Can I just say one thing?
To be totally honest, there is something when you hang out with gays where you're talking, and whether it's like who's that conservative gay on Fox News?
I'm sure you'll help me with this, but you're talking and you're hanging out, and especially when they seem like buttoned up, when they're all like, hey, girls, what's fucking party?
How many drugs?
That it's not in the back of your mind so much.
But when you're talking to a relatively buttoned up gay and they're talking about politics and economics and stuff, part of you is sitting there going, you suck dicks.
Is this guy Benson?
Guy Benson, yes.
I was talking to Guy Benson in the green room and he was scowling at me because I was making inappropriate jokes.
I think I was promoting marijuana or something.
I was like, who doesn't smoke a joint?
And he was like, oh, God, this guy's so base.
Why is he even here?
Why is he with us?
And I'm just like, you suck tons of dicks, dude.
And every time you hear about a gay sex life and you say something crazy like, you know, I've had a threesome once.
And they go, threesome?
I have eightsoms.
Just penises everywhere.
It's always in the back of your mind.
And I think it was Adam, who's the pirate ship guy?
Adam Corolla.
He goes, actually, I think gays should be surprised that we're not more mortified because it's so foreign to us.
Girls do certain things, boys do certain things.
And then you're talking to a boy who does girl stuff, like suck a dick.
And you're just like, all right, I guess I won't think about that.
We're very cool.
Yeah, I don't consider Milo gay because I'm just denying it because I like him so much.
To normal straight men, talking to a gay, hearing about gay stuff is the same to us.
It's equally as unusual as a guy who sees a mouse screen, grabs it and goes, the tail is just hanging out and then like, and they suck up the tail.
Now, I don't give a shit about mice, so go ahead, I guess.
I don't like the butt chick.
You're getting nutrients, but it's that unusual.
And we're just like, that's a mouse eater.
Gays are mice eaters.
Why of things?
We don't get into the why of things.
We just go, it's not on my beeswax, but I totally understand people being freaked out by someone who eats mice.
Anyway, and then they go, what about women?
Well, that's more like snakes eating mice.
Right.
That's fine, but what else are they going to eat?
That means you're gay.
All right, go back to my incredible speech.
It was so good.
Here we go.
Now, this is on the site, so we won't spend too much time with it.
It's there.
I find it confusing.
Sometimes I'm a recent immigrant from England and from Canada.
If you get confused, do not feel bad.
You say, I pledge allegiance, and then if you're blank, you just say, you know the thing.
And everyone knows the thing.
So they get the vibe.
Same with the national anthem.
Oh, can you see?
You know the thing?
All the words in the chatting.
What is that fake?
I noticed one of the things that I've been talking about.
I just blended it from you with it.
I've written the first paragraph for some reason.
Now you're gone.
Oh, I see.
Who would ever have imagined that Laura Ruman, the woman who struck fear into the hearts of Hillary Clinton and Ilhan Omar with her selfie stick and her plucky attitude, Lucky attitude.
Dude, assimilate.
We didn't say plucky here in America.
That's like me going, who would have guessed Hillary Clinton would be.
Anyway, we can watch this on the site.
We've got them all up.
Yeah.
Let's zoom ahead.
Yes.
We've already been talking for a long time.
Dad for subs.
Yeah, now we're five.
Let's zoom ahead to the victory.
When she comes out and says, it's official, 41% of the vote.
I believe Karen she announces it, right?
I don't know.
I think she did.
I know Milo wanted to.
Oh, spoiler.
Thank you, Tyler.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it was like a sermon.
Let's watch a pro in action.
Karen's a pro too.
Some of the maturity has proven to you.
Introduce the man who will bring Laura out on stage.
And it's funny.
Just pause.
It's funny how when Steve Martin does Roger Stone on an SNL, he's like, hi, what?
I don't know what eight times eight is.
And you go, oh, he's like Cardi B?
He's a retard?
Or Joe Biden?
He doesn't know where he is.
Okay.
Let's watch this perpetually perplexed, senile old man who doesn't know anything about basic mathematics and is a compulsive liar like he was portrayed on SNL.
Let's watch this bumbling buffoon bomb with that with that New York accent of his.
Yeah, I'm from New York.
Wow.
Hey, I'm Roger Stone.
An activist of his generation.
And one that I have learned so much from.
He did nothing wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one in Old A. Roger Stone.
He doesn't even like trip on a word the way I just did.
You hear what I just said?
He doesn't.
Like he's perfect.
Yeah.
We have the best hecklers too, by the way.
So like, did nothing wrong.
Just short, sweet, hilarious.
There he is.
All right.
There's the Nixon thing.
Thank you.
Lois Frankel may not know that yet, but she's about to be loomered.
Perfect intro.
Aurora Loomer is going to be President Donald Trump's congresswoman.
That means she's in the 21st district where Mar-a-Lago is, where Trump is registered.
So he voted for her, I'm sure of it.
And eventually she would be his congresswoman.
I mentioned that in my speech.
If you look to the U.S. Congress, if you even look to the Republican side, isn't it odd that it's only a small group of courageous, brave rebels who have taken on the Adam Schiffs and the Congressman Jerry Nadliar and Eric Swavewell and Pitt Deutsch and the rest of these radical socialists.
Oh well.
No stuttering.
Why does it fall to Matt Gates, who was proud to endorse Laura Loomer?
Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows when he was there, and Lee Seldon from Long Island, Andy Biggs.
Where's the Republican leadership?
Where are they?
We are going to send that band of rebels reinforcements from this district.
Sounds like a general making a speech.
It really does.
It sounds like a tactic.
It sounds like Patton.
Yeah.
Lord Luther is one of the most extraordinary women I have ever met because, as I have pointed out numerous times in public forums, she has bigger balls than most of the men I know.
This is a woman of exceptional courage, a woman of exceptional foresight, a woman with extraordinary knowledge, particularly on international issues, someone who is fearless in her defense of America, someone who will stand up for our constitutional freedom.
And the timing, ladies and gentlemen, could not be better.
Here's why.
We face the darkest day.
Here's why, yeah, that little Florida.
I don't think so.
Compare this to Joe Biden.
If Roger Stone was running against Donald Trump, I'd be pooping in my pants right now.
That's a slot.
We have a worthy adversary on our hands, boys.
Actually, I'd obviously be thrilled because it's win-win.
Go full screen on that.
That's what America has ever seen.
We have a socialist revolution that is well-funded, well-financed, well-organized in our streets.
We have one of our two major political parties, once the party of John F. Kennedy and Harry Truman, that will not stand up to the evil of Islamic terrorism, that will not stand up for our men and women in uniform, whether they're serving their country in the military or on the front lines of our police and sheriff's departments.
What happened to the old Democratic Party?
I'll tell you what.
It is a socialist party.
And socialism is half the way to communism.
All right, that's enough.
They can look this up on the site.
But wow.
Yeah.
And socialism is half the way to communism.
I was like, what am I doing here?
This is important and heavy.
I suck.
I was like, I don't deserve to be here.
This is like.
Well, I had just done a pretty good speech, and I was like, I kind of have a, I kind of got it.
And then I see him do the name all these political leaders and chastise them for not supporting Laura and then say, bring out her knowledge of foreign affairs and bring that into communism as socialism half the way to communism.
See, I'm bumbling repeating it.
I love that, though.
That's one of the best things about the West is watching a carpenter, anyone who's really good at their trade, just watching them do it and knowing I couldn't do better.
Because it kind of makes you feel like that's being handled.
There's nothing more frustrating than watching someone do a shitty job and you're like, you call that a shining shoes?
I could do that.
I could do a much better job than you.
And then you start getting worried.
What about the people that make my milk?
Are they incompetent?
Are they like picking their noses while they put it in the big vats?
Or when you see someone doing a good job, you go, okay, shit's getting handled.
I can sleep well at night.
And with Roger Stone, you go, all right.
The people in politics know politics.
Let's jump ahead to the confetti.
Oh, yeah.
We have to show the announcement.
So I think Karen makes it.
But the confetti happens after Loomer.
Okay, so let's do the announcement and then the confetti.
We're running out of design.
Let's see here.
While I find scroll.
Yeah.
I feel like Antifa has a jealous sort of, Can imagine an Antifa speech like that?
Yeah, I know.
And capitalism is half the way to...
That's even too good.
Such a time calls for a change.
Because he's the last one.
He brings her up.
We're running out of time here.
So I don't know.
There's some part in her speech where she says it's official.
And I don't know if it's in the beginning or not, but she looks so fucking good.
She looks like a supermarket.
She looks famous.
Like when she's in the room, it's like, oh, that's an important person.
Yeah.
I've known her since she was a little kid in college.
Weird.
I was like, hello, little girl.
I hope you're safe.
And now I'm like, oh, it's Crilla Deville.
Hello.
How many donations do you have?
No, not Crilla Deville.
Who's the one who did the horror things?
She had no exact name.
She had a beehive.
Yeah, and a haircut.
Big tits.
Oh, that's going to haunt me.
All right, I'll think about it, but I'll look it up.
Elvira.
Elvira.
Yeah.
Or also Vampirella.
Okay, that's fair.
Astonishing.
Thank you so much.
Thank you to everybody.
I am truly overwhelmed.
Okay, this one is truly touch.
Someone very curious can see this on the site.
We want the for that incredible introduction.
Return to normal.
Fighting big tech and fighting for.
Body's in great shape too.
Cheers.
Judo.
Thank you.
Okay, go back.
We are expecting it.
We are anticipating their every slander, their every libel, and we are not afraid.
So I say, bring it on.
I urge you in this room to remember the last nationally popular candidate subjected to a daily onslaught of lies, half-truths, and vicious media commentary.
I'm talking, of course, about my future constituent, the president of the United States.
Can we just get to the announcement, please?
Plus the United States of America.
It has to be pre-confetti like right before.
I think Karen needs it.
Thank you.
Show me the love, all of my heart You've been married forever.
That was pretty impressive.
Yeah, that was fun.
This is actually confetti from that moment.
Yeah.
So you're not going to show us the announcement?
I don't know.
It's lost somewhere in there.
Well, we're talking about seconds.
What do you mean?
Oh, no, it's not at the very end.
It's in the middle, somewhere.
It is true.
It is confirmed.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Sorry, folks.
We didn't do our jobs very well.
Show my footage of me walking into the confetti.
Okay.
I was kind of uncomfortable because I didn't want to ruin this moment.
I wish that I could have this moment for life.
Western.tv isn't quite so esoteric, is it?
*music*
Thank you.
And then there's another one after that.
Laura.
Laura.
And Cultures News.
Hey guys, Mold Broads, Hispanic dude.
He was so nervous to meet me that when he took a selfie, his hand was shaking.
Poor kid.
That's the woman in heels.
He's a cool guy, James.
This is a very lefty part of Florida, too.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh.
So it was a challenge to win.
Oh, it is.
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
You notice, by the way, there's no like, Crowdboys, I don't want you in this photo.
Yeah.
That's not Laura Loomer.
I think she knows what it feels like to be like discarded.
Alex Jones is considered sort of toxic as far as politics and media goes, and she was pissed, not pissed, bummed that he wasn't there.
Yeah, yeah.
Who went the way up?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get, let's wrap it up here.
Of course, the media was so butt hurt.
What's my link there?
Victory confetti?
Oh, that's what we just showed.
Now, it gets good here.
We all kept saying, is Trump going to contact her?
This has got to happen, right?
Is Trump going to give us two cents?
And he did.
Big win, Matt.
Because Matt promoted her.
Now, I think we have footage of Laura getting the notice.
Right?
Yeah, and Also, yeah, we do have that.
Let's see.
Her hotel room was right next to the sort of headquarters room we were all partying in.
So she would disappear in there and then she comes out.
One second.
So tonight was a historic, amazing night.
I secured the Republican nomination in Florida's 21st congressional district and President Trump just tweeted about me.
And of course, I had to find out about it from all of you because I think he's not here.
So I can't even reply to the President of the United States tonight to thank him on Twitter.
So you're just going to have to thank him for me.
But I just wanted to say, Mr. President, it's an honor.
And I am really looking forward to flipping your home district of Florida 21 Red.
And I'm going to fight for you.
I'm going to fight for America.
I'm going to help the Republicans take back the House.
And well, I don't think these Democrats know what's coming their way.
But I am headed to Washington to provide you with some firepower and reinforcements, Mr. President.
So I look forward to meeting you soon next time you're back in the Mar-a-Laga district.
Look at this, one of the links I sent you.
What's her name?
Molly Jungfast.
Whatever the fuck, that kind of name is that.
She said, this is a woman banned by Uber Eats.
And it's funny that I used that picture.
It's like 15 years old.
Yes, Molly, you're correct.
She was banned from Uber.
But as we explained at the beginning of the show, she was attacked by a Muslim driver for having a private conversation with her Jewish friend about a Jewish holiday.
And he goes, get out, get out!
Grabbing them, screaming at them.
She was accosted.
So she said to Uber, hey, is there a way I could avoid a Muslim driver in the future?
Exactly.
What if a black person was in a car and a white supremacist driver, which is unfathomable, but let's be hypothetical, said he was like, yo, Black Lives Matter is doing a thing and we're doing a thing at Juneteenth.
What if that happened and the black person was ripped from the car and thrown out?
I mean, this is just so absurd.
The guy would be, I think they would split all his atoms and he'd just become missed.
But what if that black person said, yo, can you make sure that next time I'm not in a car with a white supremacist driver?
Like, there'd be parades for him.
He'd own Uber at this point.
They'd send limousines to his house every day.
You think he'd be banned?
For being worried about his safety?
Hell no.
That's the fucking clown world we live in.
All right, now let's clean up the trash.
We're done.
But I don't want to miss anything.
You seem to have some good stuff there.
Yeah, there was one where I'm going to airdrop it to myself.
The after party was super fun, but we stayed there till very late.
Yeah.
So you might be seeing, like, if you see footage of, like, 4 a.m., it won't look very glamorous.
Well, basically, I had.
My one gripe with this whole thing was that there was no music at the after party.
I did notice that.
And vegetable pizza.
Vegetable pizza, that's another strike.
There was no whiskey.
There was rum, and you dilly.
Daily beast, pick up on that.
Okay, she may have won.
And by the way, in your, in your, I think it was the boat episode or some other thing, you said that she won her seat in Congress.
No, this is now, she is the GOP person in the 21st District of Florida.
She's who's going against.
In November, she goes up against this lazy lorry, whatever her name is.
Lazy Lori.
And she's had it for 30 years, just handed to her.
Sometimes she'll run and no one will even oppose her because it's not worth it.
Maybe they won't vote for her.
So we now have Connor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather, and you can decide who's who.
Isn't the fact that she's underestimated in that district, they'll be like, oh, she's got this.
I won't have to vote for the other one.
That might work to Laura's advantage.
If people think she has it in the bag.
They're like, oh, Laura.
What will work to her advantage is if Democrats in Florida are sick of where the country's going and 90 days of riding in Portland.
That's to Laura's advantage.
That'll do it.
Well, it's basically a video of she got news that Trump retweeted things about her five times in a row.
There's five, no, there's Matt Gates.
He did his own congratulations.
Yeah, he did his own.
Oh, and then there was the press.
Here, let's go to my last link, White House Harassed, where they go, yeah, but she's a Nazi and Trump endorsed her.
And I'll let him answer any further on that.
Yes.
Thanks, Kelly.
The president last night congratulated Laura Loomer for her primary win in Florida.
He's also back in March Green in Georgia.
Both of them next month expressed anti-Muslim sentiments.
Does the president endorse their view of their views of Muslims, and does he believe that those views belong in Congress?
Well, the president routinely congratulates people who officially get the Republican nomination for Congress.
So he does that as a matter of course.
He hasn't done a deep dive into the statements by these two particular women.
I don't know if he's even seen that, but he supports the Muslim community.
He supports the community of faith more broadly in this country.
And I'll let him answer any further on that.
Yes.
Supports the Muslim community.
I don't.
They don't support us?
Well, I support moderate Muslims, but are moderate Muslims Muslims?
You know?
What if you're a moderate Hell's Angel and you're a Hell's Angel, you ride your motorcycle, but you like the Mongols and the fact that the Hell's Angels have beef with the Mongols, you're out of that.
I'm not part of that.
I am pro-Mongol too.
Well, then you're not a Hell's Angel.
That's a good point.
You know?
It's sort of like when Muslim girls have, as Michael Malice described it, the entire Lancome counter on their face.
The reason you're in a burqa is because you're trying to show discretion.
You're trying to be demure.
And when you dress like a fucking whore on this part of your face, you're contradicting The religion.
So, if you're pure to the religion, you believe that infidels should be converted or die.
All right, let's wrap it up.
Do you have a hot clip?
I want to go out with a bang, so I don't want something mediocre.
I got Lumer Mobile, that's boring.
That's it.
So, that's exactly what I said not to do.
Okay, and you know what?
I think that about wraps it up.
What about like when she ran out?
That looked kind of good.
Let's see.
Who has John?
Oh, John.
Yeah, this is John Matzi called.
From Parlor.
From Parlor.
And there was a...
I mean, I go, you mean the nerd in the skinny jeans?
Who doesn't know who Rocky Belbo is?
Oh, he didn't know who Rocky Belbo was.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I totally forgot that whole thing about John Matzy.
He doesn't know anything about pop culture.
We got to make that a regular feature on the show.
I love promoting Parlor.
And just have him.
Oh, my God.
Dude, please make me remember that.
We are ending on an up note.
So we have Jon Matzi pop culture quiz.
Like, who's Quest Love?
What was Madonna's big hit?
We have a clip of that.
Who's Rocky Balboa?
Who is Rocky Balboa?
Let me see.
Go to Turkey right now.
Go to the streets of Istanbul and say, Excuse me, you speak English?
No, no English.
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah.
Rocky, Rocky.
John Mates, are you there, sir?
Mates.
Yes.
Those earbuds drive me nuts.
They look like pearl earrings.
Sort of in the zone now.
I mean, this is all, it's like on.
You've got to sort of take this moment and crowbar it open because we got it.
Another funny, interesting thing.
Yeah, that's a new segment on the show coming up.
Regular pop culture quizzes with John Matzey.
That's great.
Like, what's getting crunked?
What's a juggalo?
Is it like a male juggalette?
Imagine he nails it.
A male chuggalette?
I see.
Juggalo is a male juggalo.
You know what that reminds me of?
Joe Biden introducing himself?
Hi, I'm Joe Biden's husband.
We have juggalettes.
We have male juggalettes called juggalos.
All right, sorry.
No letters today, folks.
We got to go.
That was our Laura Loomer special, which I guess we'll call it that.
I'm getting a buzz, so I should probably stop talking.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Laura Loomer personifies this get fired, get in trouble.
That's what she does.
And I think a lot of us from afar go, well, that's pretty brave, but I don't want to get fired.
I don't want to get in trouble.
I got a wife and kids, or I have a husband and kids.
And that's too brave.
That's too dangerous.
Nothing could come of that.
She's going to go down a rabbit hole and just be a loser and end up living under a bridge, pissing on a mattress every night with a bottle of vodka in her hand.
There's no way that you could get in that much trouble and come up from the flames like a phoenix.
There's no way.
Well, she did.
So it does pay to stand up for yourself.
It's not aggressive to stand your ground.
You're right to be brave.
You're right to get mad.
You're right to go from Bruce Banner to the Hulk.
As I said in my speech, the Boers chickened out when they started murdering their families.
The Patriots got more pissed off and said, fuck you, England.
I'm going to destroy you.
And they did.
They won a country.
That's a pretty good prize for standing up for who you are.
And that is why I am so impressed with Laura Loomer.
Because she went against it all.
She ignored all the advice, all the safe routes.
She took the path less traveled.
And what happened?
She won.
She discovered new territory.
If anything, Laura Loomer has taught us to stand up for ourselves and that we're right and they're wrong.
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