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Aug. 24, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E02 - TRUMP BOAT PARADE [2020-08-24 - S03E02 - TRUMP BOAT PARADE]
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A stone, a stone, a stone party for the will I want.
Maybe we would get the bar I want.
Live from New York, get off my lawn.
Oh What was that song?
That's we were on the boat, and the boat has some awesome speakers on it.
We were playing like Slipknot and stuff.
And then Enrique got a hold of the phone and he starts putting on reggae rang.
And this comes up, and I'm like, what is this?
And it just happens to be my favorite song that he played was from SpongeBob.
I see.
It's just an odd coincidence that it's a childish.
Does Enrique speak Spanish?
Oh, I would think so, yeah.
I mean, he has an accent.
Well, he's got that Cuban thing, that scarface accent, right?
Yeah, I think he's got an accent.
We have a special episode for you today.
This is actually Ryan's show.
Cool.
Still smells like death in the studio.
There's still a dead mouse we've yet to locate.
And so let's start at the very beginning.
I got a call from a proud boy in Tampa who said, come down for this flotilla.
And I said, sounds great.
I don't do shit like that anymore.
I don't just go for a party.
I mean, I'll do Westfest or something, but, you know, if I have time to drink beer, it'll be with someone local, not flying to fucking Florida to get wasted for two days.
But Ryan is a young single man with nothing going on who lives in a place called the Fag Zone.
So I assume he would want to do it, and he did.
So let's hear about your journey.
You've made a little short film that we'll get to.
But it was a flotilla.
I believe it was the largest flotilla in American in the world.
It's in the Guinness Book of World Records.
The world.
Saturday, August 15th.
That's right.
And where'd you fly into?
I flew into Tampa, and then it was about 30 minutes away.
St. Petersburg is where Paul's boat was docked.
We have an interview with him.
Biggs is in it.
Enrique, some other proud boys.
And yeah, so we started from Clearwater.
So we had to actually go 15 miles to the spot to start.
And we're doing like 70 miles an hour up there, like up the coast.
It's really weird.
Does Enrique still have that stupid, what do you call that?
That ATV Batmobile thing he drives?
Oh, I'm guessing it's like a T-Rex thing?
You know the wheel thing?
Yeah, those weird things you need to wear a helmet on.
I didn't see him have that.
No, I didn't see what he was driving.
I also don't approve of Enrique wearing a sweater in the summer in Florida.
He said it keeps him cold.
Keeps him cool.
What?
He says it's like a thermal thing, so you could use it for heat retention if you're cold.
Or if it's hot, it'll let you breathe.
Sounds like magic.
Zero sense.
And it's not some weird gear that he got from bass sports shops.
It's a Fred Perry sweater.
Oh, that?
Yeah, no, those are two different.
He wore something different when it came to the boat thing.
He wore a dry fit shirt.
Yeah, I'm not talking about that, obviously.
That doesn't disturb me.
People, that avoids, you avoid sunburns with that, all kinds of stuff.
But I'm talking about the sweater he wore to Lorest.
Oh, yeah.
That was hot.
I don't know why he does that.
Well, he's a Cuban.
But before we get there, let's look at some clips.
I thought this was funny.
Joey Saladino was talking about it.
And someone, as a joke on Fox and Friends, goes, Spanish Armada ain't got nothing on this.
Now, it's technically true.
The Spanish Armada was only 130 boats.
This was 1,600 boats.
Pretty cool looking, Pete, isn't it?
Yeah, Guinness Book of World Records boat parade.
The Spanish Armada has got nothing on Trump supporters.
Notice how the left discredits the massive Trump boat parade because the Fox host compared it to the Spanish Armada.
No matter what it is compared to, it will be dissected into a negative.
Big Trump win coming.
Let's watch.
Thousands of patriots hit the high seas for a record-breaking Trump boat parade in Florida.
Crowds of Trump supporters showing up on boats and bridges.
They needed more than 1,180 boats.
Did I see that right?
I'm trying to avoid saying just pause because I saw people on GavinMcKinnis.win making fun of me, and I'm very self-conscious.
Did you say just pause?
I say just pause.
Now I'm trying to make things happen.
What's wrong with that?
Hey, pause.
Now that's my new one.
So what was it like seeing all the other boats?
Would you wave?
Hey.
It's kind of redundant after a while.
After a while, you stop waving.
But yeah, it was great.
And then every time you pass the bridge, there was a mountain of supportive people on there with like the banners and all that stuff.
Supportive people.
Supportive people.
We needed support.
What are supportive people?
You mean a mountain of support?
Keep going.
Yeah.
Or a mountain of people supporting us.
That's true.
A mountain of supportive people.
You sound like Cardi B. Well, we come from a similar lineage.
Yeah, it's called no school.
Correct.
And what about chicks?
Like, when I watch 80s movies, I didn't grow up with a lot of boats up in Canada, but isn't there a thing in Florida where like a boat will meet a boat and they'll tie the boat together and the chicks will take their tops off and they'll do keggers?
Well, that probably does happen, but we had to keep moving the whole time because the boat's behind you.
So once you start the parade, it's like you kind of got to go.
And can you overtake boats or is that sort of your spot?
That's your spot.
Did any boats bump into any boats?
Not that I saw.
We got close, but you just pay attention.
Well, go to my next link.
Don't lose that link.
I want to get back to that.
But I saw some fat sos got overwhelmed.
Speaking of collisions.
And they're panicking so much in like, what?
The water's not even cold.
What the hell are they panicking about?
You can't swim?
okay, if you can't swim, be wearing a life jacket.
It's a very, The water must have been very turbulent.
A little bit.
We took a swim.
Actually, it wasn't that turbulent.
Like this.
I don't know where this is.
This might Be a completely different flotilla.
Yeah, this is somewhere else.
Because we had nothing but sunshine.
So they were getting rocked.
Oh my god.
Listen to her screen, though.
Turn it up.
How would they help?
What the back of it pops out?
Oh man.
By the way, those float now.
You can hold on to those if you're so scared.
Right.
That sucks.
sound like a twelve thousand dollar boat probably gone That looks like it might be New York.
Orient.
Up on Long Island.
They had a big one.
I heard they did one in Oregon.
That's trash now, I guess, right?
Yeah.
That seems like a real design flaw.
A couple waves and you lose your $12,000?
It's pretty bad.
All right, so go back to Joey Saladas.
Saladino.
Joey Salads.
Saladina?
To break the record, they ended up beating it with 1,600 boats.
Drone footage capturing the sheer size of the parade as it stretched through Cornelles County outside.
Can you jump out and swim and maybe hold onto a rope?
Yeah.
There was a lot of jellyfish.
That pops up in the thing I did.
A lot of jellyfish.
Stinging jellyfish.
Everybody but me got stung by a jellyfish because I scrambled onto the boat.
The proper past tense for jellyfish is stang.
Stang?
Yeah, or stanged in Britain.
I want to believe you.
You should.
I thought it was stung.
Okay.
Stang or stanged.
Stung is a man of war.
Oh, okay.
So if you get man of war, you're stung.
And stanged is for smaller jellyfish.
Yes.
Correct.
I'll carry that knowledge forever.
Yep, you should.
And correct people who say it differently.
Correct.
And those are your headlines.
That's pretty cool.
By the way, that's the first number I confirmed I heard.
They said 1600.
Yep.
Isn't it?
Before it was 1,400.
I think it was 1180.
Oh, okay.
Look of World Records boat parade.
The Spanish Armadas got nothing on Trump supporters down there.
We saw it building live yesterday here on Fox and Friends, and it turns out.
All right, so it was a Guinness World Record breaking event in favor of Trump.
And what does the left focus on?
The fact that the Fox reporter said the Spanish Armada has nothing on the Trump supporters.
One, with 100% correct.
And two, the left is just dissecting.
The only part in this that they got that they're running with and enforcing is the fact that it was compared to the Spanish Armada because the Spanish Armada was defeated.
Listen, there's a reason why he said the Spanish Armada has nothing on Trump supporters because Trump supporters would beat the Spanish Armada.
So if anything, that's the compliment.
Yeah, but yeah, it still makes perfect consistency and perfect sense.
Ten times the Spanish Armada.
It was compared to, let's say, the British Navy.
Obviously, why would you compare the Trump supporters to the British Navy?
Spanish Armada just seemed...
I ain't going to lie.
That's a cool expression.
I can't lie.
Thanks for being honest, Joe.
Spanish Almada.
It just sounds cool.
Remember, he was running for office?
Whatever happened with that?
And you can't compare us to the Brits.
So they would have a lot of people.
He'd be a great new karate kid.
If they made another karate kid, I tried to get him on censored.tv, but he's got his own thing going on.
He says that if we had a battle in this Pacific of the East in the West during the summer, we would actually lose to China.
There will always be something to discredit whatever is being said in this comparison because, guess what?
It was a Guinness world record-breaking event for a political election in favor of Trump.
That is massive.
That is huge.
And they don't want people to know about this massive support and they want to cover up the fact that Trump is having this massive support.
So what do they focus on?
Making a Spanish Armada trend.
What do they focus on?
Dissecting that one little phrase that a Fox reporter said that wasn't even wrong.
That was 100% correct.
Dissecting it into a negative.
And that's what they run with.
And that's their takeaway.
And this is why the Democrats are going to lose.
Because instead of trying to have a...
It shows their total lack of knowledge of history.
An armada back then of thousands of boats?
That's just unthinkable.
Yeah, go with that strategy again.
There was a pirate ship.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
And we talk about what exactly that pirate ship is because it plays a role in their local culture.
And every January, they do something with it too.
Well, pirate culture is really big in the Caribbean and in Florida around there.
Yeah.
Every time I'm down there, same with the Caribbean, and I think of pirates, I just go, wasn't everyone so fucking hot?
I'm such a hot weather fag.
Jim Goad calls himself a cold weather fag.
We are the opposite.
He loves it.
90 degrees, he's like you, walking around in his black jeans.
It's not like he wears a thong and short shorts and a little flimsy top.
He wears like a black t-shirt, black jeans, black boots.
90 degrees.
Your legs get wet.
Having wet legs in denim.
Conversely, fucking 30 degrees, you got a flannel on, you got your leatherman on your side, you got your red wings, your fucking those car hearts with the thermal insides there, the tartan insides, fucking how do you do?
Fucking fucking, how do you do?
Like a fucking pitchfork through a grape.
So Trump acknowledged this.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Team Trump I appreciate the voters for Trump.
Every weekend, I see it.
Not even weekends now.
They're doing it during the week.
I do show this whole thing in the video.
Oh, really?
I also thought this was cool.
Tommy Robinson, by the way, who won't get back to me, I don't think he likes me anymore.
I was planning a trip to my old birthplace of Hitchin, which is just down the Road from him.
We were going to fight.
We were going to box in a gym because he goes to a gym that's not far away.
But yeah, the pandemic, the plandemic botched those plans, and then he hasn't spoken to me since.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't get on the flight.
My flight was canceled.
Anyway, I've noticed he's been paying a lot of attention to America.
Oh, and as a side note, he's been focusing a lot on these African refugees who are coming over to Italy.
And I saw a cool meme.
I think I can send it to you right now.
It said Spanish, like it's not the Spanish Armada, but it's similar.
It said Spanish crossing over in 1532.
And then compared to the Africans coming over to Italy.
Not exactly.
Is it on this parter?
No, it's from a cop friend of mine.
I think it was on something too.
Europeans arrive in Africa 1652.
Oh, it's from, of course, right-wing Gringa again, my new favorite.
And then it says, Africans come to Europe 2020.
And they're on like a bunch of inflated tires.
I got it.
Taking a second to load, are we?
Yeah, there it is.
That doesn't look like it's...
It doesn't look like it's floating.
We've always been so advanced.
Sometimes my wife will send me pictures of like, hey, can you believe the Indians built this 500 years ago?
And I'm like, want me to show you a German castle 500 years ago?
I don't think you want to see it.
Anyway, so Tommy Robinson, who's been focusing a lot on American politics outside of those European refugees, he's very interested in Trump these days.
I'd love it if he could get over here.
I've even said you could stay with him.
I have people you could stay with in Canada.
He can't come to America because last time he came down here, they held him for questioning and he just, poof, he took off in the airport.
Wow.
So that's no coming back from that.
Anyway, stunning parades today across America.
This one in Clearwater, Florida.
Look at this looking set to break records.
Check it out.
A big show of support for President Trump in Clearwater, Florida, where boaters got together to try and break the record for the world's largest boat parade.
There's no word yet on a confirmed number of participants, but thousands of votes are set to have.
All right, let's get some.
Is the Fox News clip the same?
Oh, that might have been the same.
Let's see.
no it's different Good work, drone.
Isn't it funny how technology has gotten so good that this drone, which, you know, 10 years ago you'd need to spend $10,000 on a helicopter renting it for the day and getting all these shots, now some teenager just puts his drone up and missed it all thing?
Music It was nuts, too.
Even just driving around on land, on the roads, just Trump stuff everywhere.
People, you go into a bar, you just got to wear a mask just to walk in and then just take it off.
Or you could just not.
We're in an elevator with a group and we're like, do you mind if we don't wear that?
And she's like, I don't give a shit.
I don't want to wear it either.
Well, like Biggs points out, isn't it?
The virus can't survive heat.
Oh, yeah.
It gets fried.
That's right.
Florida's the last place.
It's because it's a fucking swing state.
And they want to make it bad there, so they have to enforce mail-ins.
But as we learned from Laura, Florida's not that easy to manipulate.
All right.
Well, that's my notes done.
I think we may be ready for your little movie.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're debuting a short film by Ryan Katsu Rivera called Fag Zone on the Water.
So we're here in Tampa, Florida.
Actually, no, we're in St. Pete Beach, Florida, but hey, you know, whatever.
That is true.
But not too far from Tampa.
Yeah, yeah, we're pretty close.
So we're here to party, show our love for the President of the United Damn States of America.
We're going to have a Trump flotilla tomorrow trying to break a Guinness world record.
Is that right?
That is correct.
Where is he?
I'll be Batman.
Where's the Joker?
I do not know who you're talking about.
Are you talking about the weekly whose back I broke?
Yep.
I'm Batman.
I wasn't born in the darkness you were, but I was raised in it.
And that accounts for something.
Where's Fire Hydrant Man?
Oh, wait, he's over here.
Are you mocking me?
No, it's just a Bane joke.
I do not find jokes to be funny.
But either way, make sure you watch our videos at Censored.tv for all the exclusive coverage of the Trump Boat Parade here in St. Pete.
It's really good.
Baby, busca tu paraguas.
Alright, what we have right now is a limbo competition between Mindy the Jiu-Jitsu Master and Ryan Catcher.
Here we go, let's see, watch.
Oh, oh, it's actually She did, she hit her head a little bit.
Hit her head a little bit.
That's how you leave.
Once you come in, you have to limbo out.
That's the way you get out.
Yeah, they will open the gate.
Hey, come on, push in the air.
That's all I see.
The water's on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so we've had a successful first day here in Tampa.
We're St. Petersburg.
Went to a bar, had a couple of drinks.
That was very fun.
And we limboed our way out of it.
Now we're back to the hotel to meet up with some other PBs and have a great time.
And that's about all for now.
Toodle and Ubi.
They're already cropped.
They've gone there.
These take it too far.
Who says?
Those are cropped.
Those are cropped.
Right?
These?
So I'm gonna do the breakdown again.
So these are Crocs.
Yeah.
With Velcro.
Men with Velcro shoes.
Okay, wait, wait, then walk me in.
What did you call these?
They're gibbets.
What did you call him?
I thought you were allowed to have belt rope shoes.
I think you called him ARP.
But regardless, so you got little fucking things.
You got Disney World.
That's Buzz Lightyear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the craziest part about it is you have a croc lock.
It's a clitch clip.
Clinch?
I like this.
I like that.
Like you're clinching your asshole because you're such a faggot.
Not only do you have crocs, you have the faggotiest pot.
It's not the faggot, it's a clitch.
It's to make sure that these come with me wherever I go.
It shouldn't go anywhere that you go.
Now that I need you Now that I need you Now that I need you
Hey!
Hey, let's continue.
Alright, so we're done for the night.
Tonight, we're just going to party and focus on being bros to one another.
Partying with Mr. Bakes here.
He's a censored.tv contributor.
And we're here with a lot of people.
I'd love to say more like being a family member, but yeah, sure, I can contribute.
You know what?
We have to cross over a lot more.
We have to do interviews where we talk to you every week, see what you're up to.
Because it should feel more like a family.
Yeah, we are a family.
And people want to hear from me a lot.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
They don't.
A lot.
Like, a lot of people write in, they're like, what about Ryan?
What does he have to say?
I mean, when you share your stuff, they're like, when is he getting fired?
No, they don't.
No.
I mean, like, maybe two out of, like, ten.
Guys.
Everyone wants to know what's lying always on channel.
I'm Joe Rogan.
This guy, Tim Dylan, he's a gay comedian, and he's pretty moderate.
And he talks about the Proud Boys.
And I hear it's in a positive light.
Somebody sent me an email with a time marking where they talk about Proud Boys.
So tomorrow, we're going to see how good is it?
Do we like it?
We'll get some opinions from the Proud Boys themselves and we'll talk to you tomorrow.
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
Biggs here, and you're watching Cincer.tv.
We're at the Trump 2020 Flotilla in St. Pete.
Actually, we're starting to clear water and heading back to St. Pete.
We're going to show you all kinds of cool shit, tons of boats, fun, drinks, and all that shit.
See you guys later.
Oh, yay!
So chill-a!
So we've been boating so far, hitting some waves.
Has it been choppy?
I'm not sure.
Joe, any thoughts on the boating trip so far?
We haven't thought yet.
Everything's good.
It's a good point.
We're what you call cruising in the drink.
We're rolling in the deep.
Cruising in the drink, rolling in the deep.
Frankly, are you jumping in there, Joe Biggs?
Yeah.
Good, Joe!
This isn't bad.
This is good.
I needed to feel good.
I've got a lot of rape.
It's backwards, Joe.
I want to see girls who read backwards, too.
But you like that.
No, I don't like it.
You don't like it.
I don't like wavy.
It's a white people thing.
It's weird.
I'm not that white.
You don't like when you're in a PT cruiser and another person's in a PT cruiser?
I'm in a PT cruiser.
I should be fucking have my ribs already removed and I'm sucking myself off.
That's what you do if you own a PT cruiser and you're fucking waiting.
thinking about it Oh, you got sometimes, huh?
All sorts of yogurts and bananas and berries out here.
Wish you were here.
I appreciate the boaters for Trump.
Every weekend, I see it.
Not even weekends now.
They're doing it during the week.
And I just wish I had time.
I'd get on one of those boats and I'd be carrying a flag also.
But I have to say, it looks like you're having a good time.
I just want to thank everybody.
I see that, and the whole world is watching.
And you people are fantastic.
Your spirit, your strength, and you get it.
You know what you're doing.
So go out and have a lot of fun and celebrate.
And the big thing is November 3rd, get out and vote.
We can't let the radical left take over this country.
They'll raise your taxes by three to four times.
They'll look at 90% rates, 90%, 95%.
And they won't be able to afford that.
They need 300%.
These people are crazy, and we have to stop them.
Thank you very much.
This is Captain Paul.
Like scary?
We're here with Captain Paul.
Hey, how you guys doing?
All right.
Still very nice.
Okay, why?
I instructed him by not over so grumpy.
No, this is good.
We're keeping going.
He's a great guy.
I've never been on a boat thing like this before.
I think I've been on a boat, but like, you were doing speeds of knots, and then it was like going like it was tilting.
Yes.
Not fun.
We were straddling the boat.
My feet were touching the water.
Like, there were so many things to do.
And we were cruising, having a great time.
But the technical stuff, so that's me being a retard, not knowing anything.
But where did we start?
And where did we go?
So right now we're in St. Pete Beach.
We drove, I want to say it's like 15 miles north to Queerwater was where that flotilla started and then took the intercoastal channel back.
And some of the numbers we're hearing, I think it's like 3,000, 3,500 boats.
That's a lot of boats.
Yeah.
And so that's not an official, like Guinness hasn't really said it.
They haven't come out with their official count yet, but those are the numbers that I'm hearing from.
So that blew past the fucking numbers.
The 1,100, the original.
1,181.
And Esquire reported on it.
They were like, and, you know, they're not too friendly towards Trump or us, frankly.
But they were like, they said it was 1,800, which is wrong.
They just moved the 8 to make it like, you might not get it.
Because I thought it was going to, you were saying like 2,000.
Yeah.
Or like 1,000.
1,400-ish is what I was thinking.
So it was coming close to not breaking it-ish.
Yeah.
You know?
It was right there, yeah.
There was fucking pirate ships.
They kidnap the mayor every February?
So they do what's called Gasparillo here every January.
It's a kind of like a pirate invasion.
And so what they do is they kidnap the mayor and hold him hostage, and then they take the key to the city.
And then the pirates, is it the pirates?
I don't know how it works.
Yeah, the pirates come back and get the key back or something like that.
I can't remember.
Gotcha.
And have you witnessed this?
Like, this is just like a show?
Yeah, it's a big flotilla, kind of like we just had here, like a trunk flotilla, only you follow this big pirate ship in.
So that's firing off cannons all the time.
You guys have fun down here.
Yeah, this is really cool.
Yeah, this is like nothing new for you, but the amount of boats was like, you've never seen something like that before?
No, and that's the thing.
I've been boating these waters since I was born.
So, you know, almost 40 years now I've been boating down here, and I've never seen anything like that.
That was incredible.
It's fucking bananas.
You jumped in the water and you could like, there was a, He was like, yeah, there's a thick layer of gasoline on the water.
I was like, yeah, I could feel it.
I could smell it and feel it.
It's good for the skin.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's, you know, it takes a place of suntan oil.
I believe you.
And then there was fucking man-of-war like jellyfish.
Yes.
Or were they actually man of war?
I don't know if they were man of war, but people were getting stung.
Yeah.
Jellyfish.
Yep.
I got hit.
Ow!
Mother.
Fuck it.
Oh, I got stung everywhere.
I injured myself trying to run back.
I have footage of it.
Here's the footage of it.
It'll be rolling over.
Trying to panic.
Like, everybody that jumped in the water, save me, got stung by a jellyfish.
Did you jump in the water?
No, I was actually the last one.
I was going to jump in, and then people started getting stung.
And you were like, I'm not.
I decided, yeah, I decided I was like, you not do that.
Yeah.
If there's jellyfish in there.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I've never been stung, and I wasn't looking forward to finding out, so I scrambled up there.
Like, that looked really dope.
I was like, this.
If you've never been stung by a jellyfish, you gotta try it.
Is it really?
You know what?
I kind of want to know what it feels like.
Do we fly one real quick?
You probably could.
I would stick my arm and get stung for science and the show.
But, all right, so 15 miles out.
How fast were we going?
So we were doing speeds.
I mean, during the floatel itself, I think we were probably doing 10 knots, maybe 5 knots, just kind of cruising.
But what is that in like land, Lubbert?
I mean, it's not much difference.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, like 12 miles an hour.
Really?
Yeah, 7.
Oh, wow.
It fell way faster.
Yeah.
Now, going up there, when we were trying to meet up with everybody at 930 in the morning, Oh, no, we were doing like 60.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Because your boat was like this.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, that's fucking bananas.
Yeah.
This is a very impressive ship.
And I thought, I'm a retard, so I don't know that Donzi is a company.
So I thought that was a custom thing, like Team Donzi.
He named Donald Trump Donzi.
You know, I was like, I'll tell you.
This is Kiwinki.
If there was no such thing as Donzi, that's a good idea.
I probably would have.
We had a fantastic time.
Ripping the TBs.
And we went under the bridge.
There was Proud Boys up on the bridge by the banners and flags and shit like that.
That was really cool.
I'm going to overlay all the footage on top of this.
And we didn't actually see the counter people, like the Guinness people counting, but they're supposed to, I guess they were on the bridge.
They were somewhere on the bridge.
I know they were there.
Somebody did confirm that somebody from Guinness Walmart is whatever.
Another highlight is that sunken boat.
Fucking somebody put Biden flags on it.
Yeah.
So it looked like the Biden foot.
And there was one.
Yeah, very funny.
And then there was also a Biden jet ski guy who was going around like, kingdom rebels.
And then he broke down.
Really?
Had to get towed in, yeah?
No.
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah.
Oh, that's, oh my god.
That's so funny.
That's so cosmically hilarious.
And we ate good.
We fucking drank a little bit.
Fucking got burned.
And that's about that.
Any other memorable?
No question.
Really?
I mean, other than the fact that we were just sandwiched in there.
Again, I've, you know, boating these waters for as long as I have.
I've never been within inches of other boats.
Yeah, yeah.
There were some close calls, but you did some real good maneuvers.
Like, we were coming up close, but I could feel you actually.
So there must be a reverse thing because you could feel it like kick back.
Kind of like break.
Yep.
Yep.
So.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
I had a great time.
I'm glad you came down.
It was a ball.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're welcome any time.
*Dramatic music*
Well, I think we did it.
And by it, I mean the largest Trump parade, largest boat parade for Trump ever recorded.
They're saying that we did it.
Now, they didn't confirm it, but they had, you know, the Guinness Book of World Records there.
So they're trying to break this record.
Bunch of proud boys.
Bunch of non-proud boys.
A bunch of just regular people that like Trump enough to have a boat that says Trump on it.
That's not cheap.
I was talking numbers about decal, stuff like that.
It's like $40,000 to do like a boat wrap or whatever, like a vinyl wrap.
It's not cheap.
These guys have fucking the whole thing done.
So there's a lot of money out there.
A lot of people that work for that money, a lot of people that spend that money on fun.
And that was the overall gist that I got, is that we like to have a bunch of fun.
Went out there, fuck it, it's like a yeah, whatever.
You're on a boat, there's other boats surrounding you, and you don't even get the magnitude of how big it is until they showed that helicopter view where it says, endless fucking boats, endless fucking boats.
And then you're in there somewhere.
Really great time.
Frankly, great time.
And Antifa, here's what's weird about this particular Trump thing is that they can't ambush you.
You know?
So it was just like, it felt like we were untouchable.
And amongst all friendlies.
Besides the one Joe Biden Jetski Boy.
That's what we call him.
Jet ski boy.
Who broke down, apparently, as Paul told us.
And he broke down, needed help getting the hell out of there.
Anyway, so we couldn't get pepper sprayed or bike locked or fucking nipple whipped by the soy boys.
And by the way, they probably don't do fun stuff like that.
That's probably why they're angry too.
They're not getting laid.
They're not having boat fun.
They suck.
Dad, I hate you, is something they say a lot.
Now, personally, I don't have it at.
So I can't say that in the first place.
Love you, Dad.
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, so just a vibe of freedom, community, happiness, gratefulness, patriotism, and, as Joe Bigg says, war boners.
This is giving me a war boner right now.
Now, was he a little grumpy because he had drinking a lot the night before?
Yeah.
He was sitting there, and I was like, how you doing?
He's like, all right.
They can't hear us, but how you feeling?
I was like, this is pretty cool.
He's like, I don't really like boats very much.
He's just being a grump.
But he had a great time, you could tell.
He was getting so burned by the sun, he had to put the send nudes flag over his back, and it looked like he dipped it in water.
It was just soaked with sweat.
We had a great time.
I mean, the group that we rolled with, all Proud Boys, I knew some of them, some of them I never met.
But that's the kind of vibe that you get when you just jump in and you do something with these guys.
It's just, you're just, it's like you picked up where you never left off in the first place.
It's like you know them, but you never met them before.
We have the cockwielder beside him.
Yeah, it's just a great damn time.
Glad I came.
And then this Tuesday, we got Laura Loomer's possibly a celebration for winning her Congresswoman run seat.
See how versed in politics I am?
I want to dumb it down for everybody who doesn't get it.
So it was a great time.
Great time.
Frankly, it's a great time.
I think I need to say that more.
It's just a six-minute video of me talking about how great it is as Trump.
And by the way, I killed it.
Trump impressions over here, little Roger Stowen impression.
It's like, oh, that one time he did that on the show.
I know, thanks.
It was, you know, just...
And basically, this is just a document of that.
That's what really is important.
Showing my value.
Alright cut.
*Suscríbete al canal*
I wonder what that song's about.
Yeah, I have no idea.
But you're a spic.
Yeah, but I'm a bad one.
I'm a bad spic.
All right, so that was a very long outro.
What, my, oh, me talking?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just wanted to rap.
It's not exactly wowing them in the third act.
I wanted to, that's where I bring it home.
I think maybe you could put that at the beginning and then make all the fun stuff the third act.
That's what they say.
I've been talking to this chick, or at least people who work with this chick.
What's her name?
Amanda Melius.
Her dad did all the dirty hairy movies, and her first movie is this pro-Trump doc.
What's it called?
Was that Plot Against the President?
Yeah.
The War on the President.
What's it called?
The War on the President?
Plot Against the President.
Plot Against the President?
And I'm just like, she's editing it right now.
And I'm just like, here's two things I really need you to know.
While I'm in the third act, there has to be action on page 17.
That's 17 minutes in.
Like, I'm just watching a movie right now with a dude from Game of Thrones.
His daughter was killed.
And then it's like a taken type of thing.
He's off for revenge.
I got this movie for the plane.
And you need to make sure that you get an action movie when you go on a train trip or a plane trip because people are next to you and they can see what you're looking at.
And if you get a rom-com or anything, there's going to be a sex scene.
And then people look over and there's two people like...
It's just got to be guns, action.
I'm not a weirdo.
I like, you know, guys killing people.
But the movie I'm watching right now, what the hell is it called?
Look up like Game of Thrones, guys.
Game of Thrones action.
Action movie.
Daughter killed...
What if you could...
Obviously, you know what he looks like?
Let's go through the IMDb here.
No, no, no.
That's too much.
That's a terrible plan.
Look at this.
I'll show you how to do your thing.
Game of Thrones star action movie.
Game of Thrones.
Daughter action movie.
Killed.
And.
Game of Thrones is just too much shit.
There's a lot of people in that new action movie.
Daughter killed.
Oh, he's on a sort of a thanked nature preserve.
That's gotta be it.
I'm sorry about this, folks.
We're not doing good TV.
The silencing.
The silencing.
I'm watching the silencing, and 17 minutes in, they find a dead body.
Looks like it's his daughter's.
So, anyway, to get back to this movie, The Plot Against the President, I go.
If anything can be cut, if anything could possibly be on the cutting room floor and not hurt the movie, get it on the cutting room floor.
17 minutes in, there has to be action.
And of course, the third, wild, in the third act.
Now, I could show you all this in my hit movie, Death of the Cool, which is also called You're Stupid, but it's been shelved.
And when I asked this 20th Century Fox to release it, they asked for $650,000.
Now, I sold How to Be a Man to Netflix for $15,000.
So I'm not positive I'll be able to make back $650,000.
So it just sits there.
I am never going to financially recover from this.
Anyway, I have some notes on your video.
Okay.
Biggs, excellent job.
Basically carried the movie.
Yes.
First of all, good job, Ryan.
Thank you.
Did a good job.
Great editing.
I love the graphic with the boat going down.
Just the second I get bored, you cut to B-roll and fill in the gaps.
And there was no real lulls.
That's awesome.
Like there was some low points in interviews, but they were immediately replaced with something interesting to look at.
Yeah.
So I was not bored for one second.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And those guys are like so easy to get along with that it's like, you know, it doesn't feel like cold, like an internet, like cold interview.
It's like, all right, let's talk about this.
Yeah, those are all good people.
That helped.
Great people.
Awesome guys.
This is interesting.
In the film, you say, lots of people want to know what I think.
They always say, what about Ryan?
What does he have to say?
That's true.
Yeah.
And I get a lot of those messages.
And, you know, I don't really want to say much.
How about I offer you $100 for anyone ever saying that once in an email?
Search my email.
Yeah, search your email.
Make some money.
Make some spare money.
I've heard people saying, shut up, Ryan.
Why does he work there?
You should fire him.
That's what Enrique brought up.
Yes, I don't think I've seen one of those in a while.
Or if I did, Tim Dylan said something nice about them.
Let's say that, you got to watch that.
You go, hey, man, people say to me, what does Ryan have to say?
You know, they want to hear what I have to say.
For example, Tim Dylan was on Joe Rogan defending the Proud Boys.
Right.
How are those two.
What does that got to do?
For example, the Rolling Stones played a concert in Rio in the 80s that had almost half a million people at it.
Those were two different people.
People want to hear what I have to say.
What happened was Enrique pointed out a harsh, possible truth that people don't want to hear what I have to say.
And so I just kind of changed the subject real quick.
Oh, that was real quick.
It's called a non-sequitur.
I did a non-sequ.
My other note is.
It was great.
What was the temperature?
Probably around rocking around 90s.
I was in the sun the whole time.
It felt great.
We would get into like a hot car that was just sitting there for a while, and it gets like a new layer of hot.
And you're like, ooh, even better.
I sat in the hot tub after the boat trip.
I love the heat.
That reminds me, I got to get one of those aluminum windshield things.
Aluminium.
So would you like to, since I never included that, that's the one thing that's aw my craw.
Yeah, here's the Rogan thing.
I always dreaded it.
I've been there.
I don't want to ever go.
Like, I have not.
The Pacific Northwest, I hate it.
It's in 27 seconds issue.
So left-wing.
But the thing is, is that like you saw hints of this many years ago where Antifa would stop traffic.
They were like doing these things and stop.
And when people would.
And they would get people to say Black Lives Matter.
It's like, what's the point?
It was before that.
They weren't connected with Black Lives Matter.
Before the coronavirus thing, before George Floyd, the Antifa people, it was all about right-wing people.
It was all about combating right-wing folks.
Right.
Like the Proud Boy, they would have those skirmishes.
Exactly.
Right.
Well, that's where the Proud Boys came from.
They came from getting right-wing speakers.
Exactly.
They wanted someone to fight back against Antifa who were shutting down people who were speaking.
This is the most accurate I've heard about Proud Boys ever, and I'm stunned.
It's giving me a boner.
Petrified, it's going to go bad.
And then things got out of hand, and they were infiltrated by Nazis and began denying the Holocaust.
You're literally crushing your hand while thinking about it.
Well, let's see.
At colleges who were right-wing, people like Milo or anybody or whatever.
Yeah, those kind of people.
So that's where it all came from in the first place.
But when you would go to Seattle, they were letting these fucking people direct traffic.
Or was it Portland?
Might have been Portland.
Portland.
They were letting these fucking people direct.
They were telling people, you can't go down this road.
And so this old man was like, I'm going.
And they started chasing him and they kicked his ass.
They're beating on his fucking car.
Yeah, I don't know why people on Twitter defend that.
And I don't know why a lot of celebrities defend it.
And I don't understand why a lot of mainstream Democrats don't just call that out for what it is.
I've never once seen a mainstream Republican ever, I mean, defend like the Proud Boys or that was certainly not their hill to die on.
Like if a mainstream Republican defended them, it was very, like, it was a huge news story.
Usually, I don't know why, I think the big problem is it's like things are happening.
You see them with your own eyes, and then people tell you that they're not happening.
They're like, no, that protest is peaceful.
You're like, I saw them light a guy on fire and use him as a battering ram to get an amazing.
They're like, well, you know, he gave them a look.
There's always a qualifier.
There's always this weird qualifier.
They're like, well, here's what happened.
You're like, they were beating a child.
They're like, let me explain what happened.
They were gathered together.
All right, that's a good segue.
What were we going to say?
No, just, what's your take?
That's good.
That's fine.
That was nice.
I've heard.
That's a good segue into this, some Antifa stuff we didn't get to last week that I think is important.
But this is going to sound like old news to those of you that are Antifa news junkies like myself.
Check out this.
This is now from the notes before 2-0, hold the line.
So fucking weak.
But let me just tell you this, ladies.
Guys, I hope you know this, but there are two types of men in the world.
Men who have been punched in the face and men who haven't.
Luckily, I had a violent father, so I learned at a very young age not to fuck with people.
But you'll see this with Antifa going, fuck you, bitch.
What are you going to do?
Get out of it.
What are you going to do?
Get the fuck on the road, Bitch, and you see those guys get punched in the face, and you see them sort of go.
And that's like someone getting their hard drive not just rebooted, that's like someone putting an operating system into a new computer.
They are now starting their adulthood, and Antifa is a bizarre macabre collection of people who have not had that moment.
We usually get it around 15.
That's usually our first punch to the face, but they haven't got it.
And that's kind of the fun part of Antifa is seeing people so late in life realizing that when you fuck with people stronger than you, there's repercussions.
So here they are with pieces of cardboard and tin going up to a police force who's not only been training for this their whole adult life, but also practicing it with real scenarios where they could actually get shot.
They're fighter.
Cops are fighters by profession.
They're not that different from boxers.
That's why you'll often see boxers at a boxing gym.
I mean, cops at a boxing gym, and you'll have those big fights where it's firemen versus boxers.
Like these guys fight for a living.
And if they're bad at it, then they can get killed.
And you, who have never been punched in the face, go, I'm going to handle this.
Yo, bitch.
The fuck?
What are you going to do?
Or like that girl, remember last week or two weeks ago where she goes, stand back or what?
Or fucking what?
As she walks in to a SWAT team in riot gear.
That's literally Whiffnail and I. What fuck that?
And then the second they grab her, she goes, I have a hot emission.
If you arrest me, it's murder.
This is exactly what you're saying.
You're about to see.
This is Withnale on the front line saying to the police, what fuck I said that?
This is Lord of the East, girl.
You're going to thank Mr. Ryan.
You need to leave the-Woo!
Woo!
We have umbrellas.
You can't hurt us.
Stand your group!
Watch how fast they don't step to them.
Oh shit.
And boop, boop.
Look, the immediate, Oh, okay, I'm out.
Oh, that was quick.
That was not exactly the American Revolution, was it?
Wow.
We also have this loser 2-1.
This is ancient news now, but I would say 70% of our subscribers are news junkies who've seen this a million times.
But I'm obligated for the 30% to show you this guy you've seen a million times.
How old is this now?
August 16th.
I'm almost embarrassed to show you this.
On Howard's trend, they call this cleaning out the computer.
So we're going back over things we never got to.
For example, we didn't cover that five-year-old who got shot very well.
Hey, fucking Chris.
I mean, tell me.
Here's the motherfuckers.
Hey, keep your hands up.
That's my fucking girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
And my girlfriend, man!
Well, that's for your girlfriend, too.
There you go.
Okay.
Give that to her.
You won't be able to hug her for a week.
When I was pepper spaded at an NYU, it shuts you down.
Go back for more.
I just want my shirt.
They're LARPing.
It's like these, you know, Civil War reenactments.
It gets good right here, too.
They just hit him in the ass.
You know what?
You're not getting no three of you.
Get them all.
We're just going to let him go?
Wait, they ran by the shirtless guy.
I guess they figured he's going to be easy prey because he's blind.
Yeah, he's not going far.
Let me get his accomplices.
That's weird.
You know, when you're watching that, you're lusting for justice and you go, get the fucking.
You realize that you're not alone, right?
Like, everyone in America is watching that going, I hope those guys don't get away with just probation or something.
Like, fucking get them.
Also, this is really ancient news talking about cleaning up the computer.
The guy who got me kicked out of CPAC by calling, he says, can I get a selfie?
And he goes, you're a piece of shit, you know?
So I come over to him immediately after, and I go, what are you doing?
And he goes, get away from me.
And I sort of come at him like this kind of thing, you know, when you sort of walk into someone and I go, you want to do something?
Let's do something.
We can go out there.
We can do it here.
You don't need to be passive aggressive.
Say shithead or piece of shit and then waddle away because he's handicapped.
And he goes, get away from me, Gavin.
Really, really loud.
Then he runs to security, gets me kicked out of CPAC.
This guy is...
He's from the Adams family.
Oh, my God.
The Antifa Adams family.
What the fuck?
Has he been locked in a basement his entire life?
Anyway, he had a press conference.
Yeah.
He is at the front of a lot of Antifa shit, and I don't think they like it because he's such a loser.
He's this bizarrely handicapped beta male who doesn't care if you beat him up because I don't think his legs work.
And he had a press conference recently, and I think, who's paying your bills?
And this goes back to Joe Biden said, voting is one of the most effective nonviolent tools there is.
The implication being that ideally you want to use violent tools.
What's a violent tool that the DNC uses?
These plebes.
Antifa.
They're the foot soldiers.
The paramilitary wing of the DNC.
So they've decided to crack down on statues.
Finally.
I was onto this fucking three years ago bitching about statues.
Some little bitch.
Oh, yeah, that was him too.
He's everywhere.
No, this is the, I think that's the, no, that's the same event.
So he's arrested for that.
He's facing 10 years and he magically gets tons of money.
I assume it's DNC, Globalists, Soros, that kind of thing.
Because these Antifa guys, John and Max Blew like 50 grand each on lawyers.
And these guys never pay a penny and they always get away with probation.
My name is Jason Charter, and I am a proud anti-fascist.
As you know, on July 2nd, at 6:30 a.m., federal agents from the FBI and Park Police raided my home.
I was placed under arrest, and my home was torn apart by federal agents to be unrecognizable to what it was beforehand.
The ringleader of Antifa statement is as absurd as it is false.
Anyone with access to Wikipedia and 15 minutes of their time can learn these very simple facts.
Anti-fascism or Antifa is an idea which simply means to be against fascism.
I'm familiar with your scam, dude.
If you are against fascists like Nazis, then you are an anti-fascist too.
There is no cabal of anti-fascist ringleaders.
There are no horizontal organization as opposed to a top-down organization.
It's still an organization.
Did that lawyer put on a mask so he could yawn and get away with it?
If it's totally spontaneous...
The lawyer behind him, he put on the mask.
He's either a lawyer or a bodyguard.
But if it's totally spontaneous, why aren't all your signs different?
Wouldn't they all be a hodgepodge of Crayola crayons and spray paint?
Why are they all exactly the same?
That's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
There are no Soros checks.
There is no funding.
Then they don't get to you.
Dumbass.
They're Democrats.
And there's no rich benefactor that supports these enemies.
Anyways, I know we sit at home and we go, I hope he's going to jail.
He's probably gay.
He probably would like it.
I don't know.
He doesn't like, you want to punish these people.
They have nothing to lose.
They dox us.
They threaten our families.
They get guys who work hard fired from their jobs.
That sucks.
But when you don't have a job, you have no hope of ever getting laid, let alone married in a family.
Throwing him in jail, three hots in a cot.
I don't know.
People are talking to him.
After they raided his home, you know what they said?
They made a statement?
The fag capitals of the world.
You made it a drop?
Yeah.
Also, there's an update here.
Oh, he is suspended.
He's not fired, right?
He said it in private.
And will you please just tell us what city you were talking about?
That's all we all want to know.
That's the only thing.
No one cares if you apologize.
It doesn't mean anything.
I'm so sorry to those who I've hurt.
No one was hurt, dude.
They're using this as power to control you.
Now you're being punished for...
If you're mumbling something to yourself when you think you're alone and you're actually being what city was it?
That's what I want to know.
Yeah.
Okay, here's some ancient ancient news.
This is like history now.
You know about the guy driving the white truck, some tranny who's suicidal, as they all are.
They have a higher suicide rate, as Ben Shapiro pointed out, than Jews in World War II.
So this guy sees a tranny getting attacked.
He gets involved.
They attack him.
They chase him.
He drives away.
He hits his truck into a pole and they beat him unconscious because they catch up to him.
The story from the media and Antifa becomes he was trying to run people over and he got caught.
He was blocks away from the confrontation when he hit that pole.
But Lord, are they cruel?
Anyway, he's loud.
He's loud.
We've all seen this, right?
One test is if Ryan has seen it.
If Ryan has seen it, if you haven't seen it, you should be ashamed.
If I haven't seen it, it's par for the course.
Now, some guy, maybe this is the current news, some guy like yesterday sends me this story.
Uh-oh.
And I go, you're talking about the most covered non-left story.
What are we called again?
No left?
Not left.
Or the not left.
You know, somebody made a graphic for that.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Although I'd like to tweak it just a bit.
It looks a little fashy.
That was the joke.
We said, let's make it look like a swastika.
So he sends me this clip.
Look at 2-4.
Fucking 2-4.
Fucking walking in here with a 2-4 under your armistee.
Oh.
All right.
I understand.
And I can.
Villain Phoenix.
Apparently, this is an up-and-comer.
he's done is he's just amalgamated all the most popular clips of it to american citizens if you have not already seen the violent video that came out of portland oregon last night of a white man being attacked and possibly killed in an execution style manner i'd ask you to gather yourself before you watch this video Imagine being such a pussy that you had to wear a mask to show Twitter videos that are easily available online.
In the riot zone, a group of Black Lives Matter types, Antifa types, and those in Black Block attacked and possibly killed a white man.
You're making Antifa look dangerous by hiding so much.
You could be standing at your mailbox with your home address and your face going, hi, I'm here to shit on Antifa.
And they couldn't do anything.
Maybe he's got a real sweet job that are super litty.
He drove his truck off in a frenzy and crashed into a building a few blocks away.
The crowd surrounded him.
Anyway, brought his way to the ground.
We've all seen this, right?
Let's just show the knockout.
So they chase him with the car.
I like that truck.
He escapes.
Are you still in the street?
Watch out.
Crashes.
Bad adrenaline control, dude.
And he crashes.
Back up, bro.
Back up.
Back up.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Oh, so they got that guy.
He's saying, help me.
He's like, security.
Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
Security puts him down, but then someone kicks him in the head.
And his name is, I believe, Kelly Love.
They caught the dude who kicked him in the head.
4chan caught him, yeah.
Yeah, this is all ancient.
Guy with the Jordan 11 Concords.
So, anyway, this guy sends me all this shit like yesterday.
And I said to him, What are you doing?
I don't know.
I shouldn't respond.
And it was, I shouldn't respond to the mailbag outside of this show.
But I go, What are you doing?
Why are you sending me one of the most popular videos?
We've all seen it.
The not left is all over this.
Everyone's watched it a hundred times.
It's been on Fox.
And you're like five days late.
And he goes, this has 16,000 views.
It just started.
I go, no, this is a guy who amalgamated all the different clips.
That's like making a mix with ACDC, the who, and Def Leppard on it.
Yeah, we're familiar with immigrant songs.
Is that security?
I think so.
Look, this is not about Black Lives Matter.
This is about someone wanting violence.
And why are you just facing the ground like that, dude?
Try to stand up.
Get your hands over your face.
If you're in a mob, you got to get your back to a wall.
You got to stay alert.
And you got to block your head.
Also, if you can, take out one of them.
Just to show the, like right now, sitting there like that.
There we go.
Holy shit, it is the security guy.
Then the other security guy had to secure him out of there.
He was trying to hold him back for the longest, but he found his way back.
Why was he sitting there like that?
Look at the blood.
I think because if he stands up, then he's a threat.
No, no, don't pick him up.
Turn him on his side, maybe.
So he doesn't drink blood, you know.
I'm just going to scoot around here on my little scooter.
This is just made.
She's wondering if she could eat them.
If he's dead, could I just have a bite?
He looks like a cake.
Might be funny if a big fat person was calling them on one.
There's someone here knocked out.
They're light-skinned white, like a piece of vanilla cake.
Their jugglers pulsing on their side like a big piece of licorice.
There's a woman here.
She looks like the Betty Crocker woman.
And then there was a redhead earlier who looked like the Wendy's chick.
Then there's shit all over the streets.
It looks like a chocolate milkshake.
I don't know who did it.
I think the guy with the red hair, Ronald McDonald, looking at the colour.
These people are piled on top of each other.
There's unconscious.
It's like a huge pile of fries.
It reeks of burgers in here.
I'm here with the brownie skins lives matter.
Us vanilla people would like to.
Anyway, the guy who sent that in, he goes, he wants to hurt me because I said, don't send me fucking shit.
Thanks for wasting my time.
And he sent this.
And it has hurt me today.
Okay.
Everyone that runs from you, like rats off a sinking ship, is not due to controversy nor Trump.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
You're not edgy nor witty.
You're just a prick.
You're just a prick.
I got confused by his comma.
You're just a prick that's probably three sheets to the wind.
What a shame.
If you weren't a penis breath, you wouldn't be avoided like the plague.
Rather than project your insecurities on Ryan, why don't you learn how to change a tire?
Like, change your clothes?
You have hurt me today.
Or a tire?
A tire.
Oh, okay.
I know how to change a tire.
Everyone does.
It's intuitive.
Yeah, you take it off, put it on.
Like, you could just, you could land here from Mars.
That's why I don't understand that insult.
And I've heard it before addressed at other people.
You get it out, you look at the jack.
You're sort of like, well, this has a handle.
Oh, look, it goes up.
Okay.
And then you could put the jack in somewhere stupid, like a plastic bumper.
As you did it, it would start to crack and you go, oh, that's not working.
It's got to be under something that has some girth.
What about this axle here?
Oh, that's working.
And then with the bolts, you have the thing.
They fit the bolt.
Doesn't it make sense that you righty-tighty lefty-loosey?
How could you not know how to change a tire?
Now that's how guys talk to one another.
This is interesting.
Black man in trouble for trying to stop what you just saw.
I hadn't seen this before.
Our blacks are better than their blacks.
OB's A B T T B. What
a med.
This is Antifa's world.
Tom Tranny sitting on the ground talking about her meds and suicide.
And the only citizen with any ball standing there with a knife asking these reprobates if they have a gun in their bag, ready to die.
Wow.
Bro, we need RoboCop.
Really?
You hear the N-word, by the way, so much in these clips, just like all over the place.
Like, why can't that be a thing?
As BLM, like, we're going to stop saying that.
Look at this guy I discovered.
I call him the Golden Girls goof.
This is 2-6.
GGG.
There he is.
Let's see the whole picture.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Those nylons are for Italian nonas, and your dress is supposed to go down below them.
So it's when you have a long dress, you figure, I don't have to have tights that go all the way up to my ass.
They're hot.
So I'll just wear these, and I'll just make sure the little bit of ankle people see doesn't show any age spots.
So you're doing it wrong.
And also, if you are a woman trapped in a man's body, like, why is your hair just normal Jewish DJ hair?
Why do you look like you smoke pot at NYU?
Everything else is good.
Brian Gelberg.
He's giving white clothes.
He looks like he hangs out with comedy writers in LA.
And then go down, I commented on it.
I I recognized the guy.
Maybe that's a separate link.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, that's what he looks like.
Jeez, that's a lot of.
There he is.
I found his mug shot.
Oh, wow.
I've been watching so much of this shit that I'm starting to recognize people.
He's just a mentally ill, maybe gay.
Maybe not even gay.
Click on that mug shot.
That's it?
No?
Yeah.
That's the full.
And then if you could see the 27, he's still going, by the way.
Andy No caught him.
I think he got arrested and released immediately and decided to take it out on a picnic table.
Parsons shoe's going to get caught on fire.
I see it right there.
They're going to fall.
Right there.
She's going to get caught on fire.
And by the way, do you know how fire works?
Shoes are not gasoline sticks.
She's not going to get caught on fire.
Fuck you, picnic table.
He's doing a drum with a bucket.
Could you be more frivolous?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Anyway, speaking of ancient news, we got to cover this Kalamazoo.
We'll go through this quickly, but Proud Boys in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
I don't think John Kinsman's wife was happy about this.
She goes, this hurts our appeals when they see Proud Boys getting in trouble.
Okay, I guess I'll tell them not to.
I can't control them.
I'm not the boss.
But what does it say?
Anti-fash Gordon, who's been doxxed and doesn't care because he has no life.
He's just a stupid kid.
What does it say?
Great thread on the Proud Boys rally in Kalamazoo today.
The first congressional church is hosting an anti-hate vigil.
Proud boys attack protesters with mace, but protesters force them to back down.
So that's, obviously the radical left is going to bullshit narratives like this, but this is trending on Twitter, this thread, and that radical leftist take on the whole thing becomes what you see on NBC.
They got this guy, they're doxing everyone.
But go to 2-9 and we see what really happened.
2-9 and we see what really happened.
So look, Proud Boys are attacking counter-protesters.
And they say they're from a church, these counter-protesters.
Meanwhile, these dummies are attacking them because they think they're Nazis, but they're not.
Like, why don't you go and attack a bunch of bakers because you think they're pedophiles?
That's good.
That looked like one of them got punched in the schnauzz.
What are you doing?
So then this guy, Derwin Gonzalez, look, see, they're picking fights with Proud Boys.
That's a weird way to attack people, to just get hit while walking to a destination way.
Weird.
But go to the reaction to that.
When you see that first push.
Yeah.
Oh, got punched.
And then 3-0, there's this asshole with the bat that's in almost every shot.
Yeah, look at him.
You know what I like about when they show that?
They go counter-protest.
Look at the photo caption.
Oh, wait.
Go down?
Okay, the one go down more.
What does that say?
Counter-processor protester puts a hand up to stop fellow counter-protester from going after Proud Boys members with a stick during a skirmish at Bronson Park in Kalamazoo.
So we have evidence of violence here, and even then they go, no, no, no, there was one freak.
This is a churchgoer.
What church are you in?
The baseball church?
I saw a picture of Jesus helping a kid at bat.
Is that your church?
They show up with bats and they pick fights with these guys.
And the narrative, the left takes that extreme narrative.
Look at 3-1.
Me?
That picture is 10 years old.
I love this.
This picture is perfect.
So it's that same guy again.
Click on the pick.
Violent white supremacist.
You cropped it.
I can scroll.
Look, there we go.
Violent white supremacist, peaceful protester.
That's amazing.
That's perfect.
We got to get a poster of that.
I'll save it.
And then 3-2, I thought this was weird.
This chubby lesbian who usually, that's our perfect demographic of I Hate You, had our back.
Kalamazoo City Commissioner Aaron Knott said violence may have been avoided if counter-protesters stayed home.
Stop calling them counter-protesters.
And she says, I think that attack only gave the Proud Boys the intention and the fuel they so desire.
That's valid.
And then she says, we know from researching the Proud Boys, they don't start the fight.
They finish the fight.
Whoa.
It's a very fair day for the peaks.
Dang.
Gave the Proud Boys the attention and the fuel that they so desire.
You know, we know from researching the Proud Boys that they don't start the fight.
They finish the fight.
Not say she was stunned when armed corner protesters from the Michigan People's Defense League came from Detroit.
I saw a cute article.
I did some research on her, and she was talking about conversion therapy for gays.
And she said, they should be charged with fraud.
It doesn't work.
You're selling voodoo.
I thought that was an interesting angle on it.
You say, I'm going to cure you of your homosexuality.
I pay this money.
And you didn't.
So you're a con artist.
All right, we're out of time.
Let's do a quick mail B. Okay, and of course, that stands for the mail bag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Puedesto touch.
What?
While we still got him?
Puedesto car.
Oh.
I don't know if that's.
This is from Randy.
He's telling us about the cuties Netflix thing.
And he's comparing it to Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.
That's ancient Chinese secret.
Ancient Chinese secret.
Although, I always thought it would be funny if To Catch a Predator.
They go, what are you doing here?
And he goes, oh, I'm here to fuck a 13-year-old.
Well, why?
Oh, you should see our chats, man.
She was like, I wanted you to fuck me in the ass and do all this shit.
Like, she's a fucking freak.
And I thought, you rarely see a woman that libidinous at such a young age.
I was like, I'm going to check this out.
Why?
Well, that's illegal.
You're going to jail.
Oh, fuck.
Well, almost got it.
I tried.
I put everything on black and I lost.
It's worked before.
I'm a gambler.
Anyway, the cops outside, are they coming in here?
Can I eat this cookie that you used?
You were going to discourage her?
And you coincidentally had condoms in your car?
No, no, those were to fuck her.
And then the wine coolers were together wasted.
Why?
This is from Nate.
Hello, ball bag with AIDS.
And Dildo Hoarder.
Hey.
I like the first one.
Love what you guys do.
I'm a big fan.
I'm a drummer at a church in Roseville, California called Doxa Church.
Where we dox people.
Just kidding.
Oh, that reminds me of that church guest.
I gotta get.
Remember that girl who sent a picture when she was drunk?
Let me just send a reminder to my shitty brain that doesn't work.
Church guest.
G-O-M-L.
Letter.
There's a woman whose pastor had been banned a million times and he kept fucking giving her.
Just gonna send it.
This guy, this church drummer, says...
Stop making those bubbles or I'll fart on you with my heels on.
Wow.
He says we should go to 11 minutes and 20 seconds.
Sing about before man.
Oh, he's wearing the shirt.
Oh, wow.
That's awesome.
Dude, that lead singer looks like Danny Lapoiri.
I don't know who that is.
Chick looks like Amy Sederis.
Everybody looks like somebody in here.
I wish we had a fun shirt.
And that guy's shirt.
That guy sure looks like you and me.
He looks the same.
He said the count is sweet.
Who can't stop the Lord Almighty?
Our God is like the might of truth.
Not a lot of coke backstage at this show.
This is good.
They always have like such a good sound.
It's always like perfectly mixed.
I've seen a lot of church bands.
Yeah.
Is he a good drummer?
Yeah.
He's in the pocket.
All right.
You win, Nate.
Good work.
Grace, Tyler Perry's girlfriend is a smoke show.
He selected the perfect fag hag.
I don't know.
She's a little...
Go down to that black and white one.
There, that one there.
Yeah, she's got a perfect clavicle.
Like, they love that kind of stuff.
Mile-high cheekbones, gorgeous hair.
I like the clav.
No, we don't talk about that.
When was the last time you even heard that word?
Oh, you should see this Chick Ryan's dating.
Fucking breathtaking clavicles.
Mile high cheekbones, flaxen hair.
Remember you were into like calves for a little bit?
Calves?
Calves.
No.
I said cankles are not a deal-breaker.
Oh, okay.
I could have sworn.
Like, I've been walking in the city a lot, and I keep seeing, you know, obviously look at this and that, but I've been looking at some calves.
Oh, okay.
I forgot that.
The Gavin McKinnon show.
A long time ago.
Hey, Gavatron and Rybread.
I'm not sure you've ever considered Yuri Bezimov, the Soviet KGB dictator.
He's in this short video.
He talks about demoralization.
Yes, we've all seen that video a million times.
Come on.
You're turning me into William Shatner with these terrible scoops.
Oh, my.
Ancient Chinese secret.
Holy fuck, hire a pro.
This constant bullshit with the echoing and mic problems.
What the fuck?
Stop cheaping out.
I did the math.
It's around a day worth of time we spend listening to your fighting over it.
No other podcast I listen to does this, and it's free.
Love you guys, but it pisses me off because I know it could be fixed so easy.
Hire a pro, Gavin.
Love you and Ryan, but come the fuck on.
Damn.
That's true.
Thank you.
So some guy after our 9-11 talk sent us something where he says, it's not exactly what the caller talked about, but he goes, this is from Philip.
He says, go to 210 and you see them talking about the Solomon Brothers building and how it fell.
And you can see behind her that it's still up.
No, no, 210, sorry, go before that.
105, right?
Yeah, 105.
And you see her talking about it.
During this morning's attacks.
We'll probably find out more now about that from our correspondent, Jane Stanley.
Jane, what more can you tell us about the Solomon Brothers building and its collapse?
Well, only really what you already know.
Details are very, very sketchy.
As you can see behind me, the trade centre appears to be still burning.
We can see the huge clouds of smoke and ash.
And we know that behind that, there's an empty piece of what was a very familiar New York skyline.
Yeah, that could be it.
And then she gets cut off of this city.
So this could be evidence of a well-researched plot that involves Britain now getting involved.
She flakes out at 2.16.
It could also be that there was a different tower, like North 7 or some other tower, and it collapsed, and they thought it was a Solomon Tower, and they cut the feed because they were embarrassed that they got a detail wrong.
comprehend it.
I mean, completely sadly.
I have trouble.
And I'm open to pretty much anything these days, but I have trouble thinking that the BBC was in bed with George W. Bush, was in bed with Saudi Arabia.
Now, I'll tell you where I have come over, thanks to the guys at my gym, the weirdos at my gym, I think I'm open to the possibility that George Bush knew Saudi Arabia was planning something and he let it happen.
I've heard that.
That I'm slightly open to that.
But the fucking, what's it called?
Thermite?
Thermite paint.
Let me ask you something.
If you're so smart, I was a Navy SEAL.
All right, this has been a long action-packed app.
Apparently, I got it wrong, too.
On the left-hand side, there's supposed to be some sort of GIF of a collapse.
And I can't see it.
I mean, I see some obscure thing in the left.
I see moving colors, like a GIF of two buildings.
Right?
Yeah, I think you're just looking at moving colors.
You got to send us the thing, sir, because I'm interested.
Yeah, I notice that a lot with these truther guys.
They'll sort of like just say, hey, man, you can see it.
It's right there.
I go, okay, well, we're on the internet.
Send it to me.
Send me the evidence.
All right, we're out of time.
I sent you the final video as a separate thing.
Gotcha.
So it's a new email, not in the mailbag.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Panicking, panicking, panicking, picking.
Panicking, panicking, panicking, panicking, panicking.
You should be panicking.
Okay, I'm panicking.
What are these 10 emails you've gotten in the past hour?
I don't know.
Some loser stuff.
Not like this, which is cool.
Okay, so a guy's mad at cops.
When did this take place?
Does it say 2020, 0604?
So June 4th.
Female cops walking in.
They've got some report about something, or maybe they're just going to get a coffee.
Wait a minute, June?
We're in the pandemic.
The pandemic.
This guy's like, fucking pigs.
I hate pigs.
And he comes at her.
Now, when someone comes at you that close and is that violent, look at the poor dog.
He's not invited.
You should be on your haunches.
Like, even grab your gun.
If you're a cop and someone's walking towards you, take it easy.
Take it easy.
What's he doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, look.
Now he's got a knife.
Boom.
Look.
Just pause.
She pulled out her taser.
He came at her and she ran away.
She didn't fire that taser, did she?
You know, it's possible that the majority of women just don't have sufficient courage.
And then look at this woman.
Shoot him in the back.
She gets on the radio.
She gets on the radio.
And then what do you see what she does?
To help her partner out.
Wait, where's she doing out there?
Bye.
Is there a bazooka out there, maybe?
And look, that guy in the striped shirt, he's just like, what's going on here?
He doesn't even leave.
And then she's standing there with her gun.
He's still got his knife.
And the guy who runs the bodega has got bigger balls.
He's like, what are you doing, you fucking asshole?
You want cigarettes?
You wanted smokes?
Fine.
Take a smoke.
And he tries to grab the gun.
Oh, he got the knife, right?
Oh, he did?
Oh, he did.
Go back.
He's like, that was the old switcheroo.
He says, you want cigarettes?
He's like, sure, I'll take some smokes.
Fucking give me that.
That's mine now.
He says, oh, that's what he said.
He said, I'll give you the smokes.
You give me your gun.
And the guy goes, that sounds fair because I'm fucking out of my minds on drugs or something.
My dog.
My mind?
Look at him.
She's pointing the gun at him.
Get me the fucking gun.
Stupid man.
And get out of my fucking face.
I will shoot you.
I'll shoot you.
Get the fuck.
Now three backup have to come.
And then he attacks her, and then she goes, all right, I think I'm finally going to do it.
I don't know if that was a gun or a taser.
It looks pretty dark.
Yeah, that's a gun.
When it rains, it pours.
Oh, now we got audio from the body cam.
Is that a birthmark on her arm or a weird tattoo of Chile?
Let's see.
Ah, screaming.
Move back!
Move back!
Finally, when the guys she works with are there, she finally grows some balls.
Where are they running to?
These are the other guys.
Oh, that's the other angles.
Yeah.
Oh, there we go.
Stop.
To his left arm and a gunshot wound to the lower back.
Police officers on the scene call for medical assistance.
Pod attorney.
His left arm was transported to Bellevue Hospital where he was admitted and treated for his injuries.
Bahodarad?
What kind of name is that?
Is that Muslim?
Yes, it is.
It's a fucking Muzzie.
Huh.
Interesting.
It's Persian, meaning Iranian.
The only good Muzzy is a Muzzy that teaches you how to speak French.
Hey, female cops, get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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