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Aug. 20, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #61 | MOVIE NIGHT (Part 1)

We go through some of our favorite flics and try to decide if new “Not Left” movies such as “The Plot Against the President” and “Shadowgate” are all they’re cracked up to be.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
What's that playing?
The song Twice?
Turn it up.
Smooth, hard and metallic.
A separate nervous system that vibrates psychedelic.
Look at you, the rat.
Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop.
Blacks and whites coming together to make beautiful music.
That was, uh, Kelly... What are they called again?
Kelly... Kendler?
Yep.
Um...
Keller Kettler, two guys from South Africa.
Two blakes from South Africa.
What gives them the rat?
It's from that show Below Deck.
They always had South Africans on it.
And there was this one guy, I used to watch it with my wife, and there was this one guy who was always pissed off all the time.
And, you know, these crews on these fancy yachts are all about hierarchy, and I'm the captain, and you're North Starboard, and you're fucking crystalline piss juice.
And he was always saying to his inferiors, what gives you the rat?
Exactly like the word rat.
But yeah, that's two Blick guys, and their energy is being harbored by the British group Cold Cut.
Now you're a little young for Cold Cut.
They were one of the first samplers back in the 80s, but by the time they were in the 90s, it had been maybe 10 years they've been doing this, they were getting real good at it, eh?
And they were the first guys I ever saw Use videos as samples.
There's a song called Timber, Cold Cut Timber.
And, um, the samples they use were video samples.
You would see the chainsaw going, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Hexstatic, that was the other guy.
And that's the sound trees make.
That's the sound nature makes.
So they're using nature.
Do you like my outfit, by the way?
Two scoops, two genders, two terms, deal with it.
Nice.
We had a very Trumpian couple of days.
You got a little plucky.
A bit plucky.
Fuck.
Fucky plucky.
Fuck plucky.
So they wouldn't use a sample unless they had a video of it.
British people are good at music.
You know why?
Because the weather sucks.
Oh, so those of you too cheap to subscribe and are just watching the audio, everything you hear is we're seeing.
We're seeing the axe hit the timber.
How naive do you have to be to think that logging is bad?
Are you me when I was 17?
If you want more trees, buy more wood!
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It smells weird in here.
Really?
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These guys were here from day one.
The very beginning, when no one was with us, and we were with Laura Loomer last night when she won, and the chairman of the GOP was there saying, you're an agent of change, was her quote.
No, better, a change agent.
And these are the people I think who stand outside the dressing room when you try on different pants and hand you a larger size, because you always think you're a 32.
You're a 36, dude.
A change agent, yes.
But, and that was great, and it was great that Trump retweeted her victory, but where were you guys when she was a pariah?
Where were you when she was handcuffing herself?
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Maybe it's this shirt.
Stinky shirt?
No.
You know how I know it's not a fart from me?
Why?
Because you'd be dead.
That's why I don't fart in public.
As a Japanese person, I can't process anything.
It smells like I have the flu in there.
I knew a Jewish woman married to a nipper doodle.
And on her first date, she went to his house and clogged the toilet with her enormous Jewish feces.
They're playing at the Mercury Lounge, by the way.
That's, you'd think, the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.
Actually, the best possible place to do that is a Japanese person's house.
Because for them, like poo, you've seen their, they invented that emoji.
For them, poo is just like an eyelash.
Like it's a thing that came off your body.
So the dad, before he plunged it, He said, uh, oh, you have a very good stool.
Um, uh, you're very healthy and have good metabolism.
Very, very good.
He was impressed with her shit.
He starts taking it apart.
He's like, look, look at fiber.
Oh, you like, uh, uh, lots of, of corns and, uh, vegetables.
Nothing wrong with that.
Um, we've got a lot to talk about, and I'm never- What the hell?
I just brought these goddamn markers from home!
You've gotta be kidding me.
That one sucks.
We need fresh markers.
Wait, do these things have a shelf life?
Oh, phew, that's a good one.
We're doing sketches later on, right?
We're raising money for Max and John in prison.
By the way, when you're sending them memes, understand that Max and John are still under scrutiny.
The powers that be, the incompetent police's boss, think that Matt and John are part of a looming Nazi group that's going to start World War III.
The Boogaloo.
They're the Boogaloo Boys.
That's why they'll never be released when, you know, pedophiles and all these other people are released.
They might get released with their appeal.
But what I meant was, when they're releasing all these people for COVID and all that shit, Max and John will never be included in that.
Guaranteed.
Um, so send them memes, send them stuff, but avoid Antifa and Proud Boy stuff because that sends off a red flag and they end up getting interviewed by the FBI.
And the people who send them the Antifa PB stuff, I didn't know this by the way until John Kinsman's wife just told me, uh, the people who send that, they get a call from the CIA and the FBI saying, what's going on?
Are you part of this evil Nazi gang?
Whoa.
How fucking stupid can you be?
I don't mean the people who send the memes, I mean the people questioning this.
Also, on the subject of the PBs, when you're sending me cameos, don't type out the word Proud Boys.
The AI for a cameo flags it and it gets cancelled.
Even though, the way it appears to me is they just cancelled it.
And I think, why would you cancel that?
You didn't really even ask me for anything.
And then I find out a computer did it.
You know what happened at Cameo?
My picture was me with a gun at a shooting range.
It's back up now.
An intern there shows up and they go, yeah, no, that's not going to work.
And they changed it to a picture I don't like where I'm going like this at that Linda Sarsour rally where AP was taking pictures.
What they do is they take pictures of you for a gigabyte as you're like this.
And then you start getting bored and going, yes, hello.
Hello.
Hmm.
Like just doing dumb faces like that.
That was like the 350th photo.
And then they use that.
But isn't that audacious?
Like you show it, that's part of like Gen Z and millennials.
You show up as at an internship.
And you go, yeah, I'm gonna have to change this person's personal avatar.
What gives you the rat?
What gives you the rat?
See if you can find that.
That could be a good video track.
The name of the show again?
Below Deck.
Of course you don't remember that.
You should know of the show.
It's a smash hit.
The Deck Show.
You gotta like start paying attention to pop culture, dude.
Or politics.
Anything.
Anything with shopping for yourself.
Did you put in What Gives You the Right?
Yes.
Did we get anything?
Below Deck Show, What Gives You the Rat?
Below Deck, Season 7.
Behind the scenes.
Yeah, it's just the kind of thing that me and my wife liked.
I guess no one else enjoyed it.
I gotta remember to get Death of the West here.
Is it this?
That smells driving me nuts.
You know what it smells like?
It's a reality show?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
It smells like a dead rat.
Have you ever seen a mouse or a rat in the studio?
Never.
But the city is going to shit and there's rats everywhere.
Oh, I read about that.
Yeah, the rats.
For years?
New York was given the rat.
Yeah, what gives us the rats?
Yeah, I've been seeing more rats lately, that's for sure.
On the tracks?
Rat tracks?
And I remember, um, that was, uh, like a lower Manhattan thing or something.
I just never had seen them.
And from, like, two years of commuting.
And I keep hearing about these rats.
People taking pictures of them.
There's Instagrams of like rats or something.
You've never seen rats in New York City before?
When I was a kid, sure, but then there was a large time when I was just working at Compound and doing stuff there like... Well, no, that's 32nd Street.
The East Village, Chinatown.
Right, right.
They love chicken.
That's their shit.
You gotta read the book Rats.
It gave me the rat.
And it talks about this guy would just go to Lower Manhattan.
Well, he went all over the New York City, but he would go to Lower Manhattan and stay up all night analyzing them.
And he noticed that vegetables are not interesting to them.
And a lot of meat isn't either, but chicken they love.
So they love Chinatown.
And the only thing you can do to curb them is deny the food supply.
Nothing else works.
Traps are idiotic.
Um, all right.
So we've got the post-roll, the giveaway.
We've got so much stuff going on that I think we're gonna have to make all our things separate shows.
So let me tell you my plan, and let me share it with the folks.
Okay?
You ready for this, Ryan?
Yes.
Yes, ready.
And if you are ever confused about what we're doing, go back to this episode and please find the dead mouse in this fucking studio.
Maybe we should get a cat.
Dead mouse.
I hate cats.
But I hate rats more.
Aren't you allergic?
It's a matter of liking or not liking?
Yeah, that's a bad idea.
What about a Jack Terrier?
That we don't feed?
Aren't they, in the gangster New York days, didn't they, they would have rat fights with Jack Terriers.
It's in the movie, I think.
Okay, ready?
Here's my plan.
So Monday, this imminent Monday, we have the boat episode, and we go through your Trump thing.
You were in Tampa, was it?
The Flotilla, yeah.
We started in St.
Petersburg, Clearwater area, and then went up.
Guinness Book of World Records, Trump was tweeting about it.
How many boats were there?
You know, I heard 2,000, then I also heard the latest estimate was 3,000.
And how much coke did you do on the boat?
None.
Isn't it windy?
Doesn't it blow away?
No coke.
So, maybe they had coke and then it blew away, but... How many shots did you do on the boat?
No shots.
So, did you have this hat on while you were on the boat?
I didn't.
You didn't?
You just read my hat right now for the first time.
I'm familiar with the shirt, but I didn't know you had a hat version.
So, we're, uh, 17, uh, sorry, uh, 12 minutes into the show, and you're just now reading my hat.
Yes, I have other things to do.
You might be the least perceptive person in the world.
Sure, I, when I see shirts that say things and has to say, I rarely read them.
I'm just like, that's just a, it's a waste of time.
What if it's the host and your boss?
Well, that's different, but I figured you'd explain it.
What if it's the host of a show you're on?
Well, unless it says, Ryan, in 32 minutes, you have to go to the sound drop.
And then it's like... I like how your whole thing is like, I'm actually so professional that that's why I'm retarded.
I'm doing such a good job.
Yeah.
Wrong.
All right.
So Monday, we should do a dedicated episode to that boat shit.
The boot.
Right?
Das Boot.
I just watched a great documentary about the movie Das Boot.
It's a Canadian documentary.
It's called All A Boot Das Boot.
That's a joke, Ryan.
Don't Google it.
It's a joke I stole from David Cross, actually.
Tuesday, the 25th, we're going to go over the Laura thing.
Now I know that sounds kind of late, but we're going to show, we're going to put up the live stream, which it might be up now, of all the speeches and everything.
My speech was incredible.
I really hit it out of the park.
And you know what I learned, by the way?
Here's what you should do.
My Tommy Robinson speech in England was terrible because I didn't have any notes and I was drunk.
So I just, I had a very ambitious idea of how I'm going to do all the different accents throughout my life and all my different British history, and I fucked it up.
But, um, what you should do is type out a speech, right?
Work on it two days before, then rewrite it the day before, then have it, and have it on the podium as a crutch.
As an emergency.
And you don't need notes, you'll mentally remember, you can look down and no one minds if you go like this.
There's nothing I hate more than paying money or trekking out to a speech and having someone going, hello, thank you for coming.
We are living in an epoch where revolution is mandatory.
And you're just like, hey dude, you could have emailed me that.
Let's hear some of the G.
But don't call it ISIS.
Call it, like, Middle Eastern.
And she was like, you see?
And she hasn't stopped.
I mean, if you look at her resume of these media events where she's exposed the hypocrisy of the left from jumping on stage in New York and berating people for murdering Trump in a bizarre ritual that could have been on an Aztec stage as they murder him and blood is everywhere.
Bringing illegal immigrants to Nancy Pelosi's lawn.
Anyway, we'll showcase that later.
But that was my speech.
My point there was that she's not some random person doing this as a lurk.
Like John McAfee.
She's someone who has been an activist since she was in college and has not taken a break.
And by the way, we'll mention this more on Tuesday's Laura episode.
She's not infallible.
It's sort of like Dinesh D'Souza said about Trump.
He said, wow, you're so tough.
You sit here and you take a beating and it just water off your back.
And allegedly, Trump said to Dinesh D'Souza, No, actually.
I'm kind of... I'm shocked.
I mean, when I got that al-Baghazi Baghdad guy, I thought, well, I'm gonna get some accolades now, and they go, oh, Obama was way cooler when he killed Osama.
You know, I can't win with these people.
And it was bothering him.
It was bothering Trump.
And Laura was bothered by all this stuff.
Like, it affects her.
She would cry.
She moved.
She had to move to Florida to be across from a police station because she was getting so many death threats.
And as a woman, it was harrowing.
But what's amazing about her is when anyone else would have quit, she goes, now you piss me off and just kept coming back stronger every time.
Very impressive woman.
Anyway, so that'll be our Laura show on Tuesday.
Wednesday, we're not going to be live.
I won't be here, I'm afraid.
Wednesday, I thought it'd be fun.
I think I'm the only person in the world who has every single vice from the first issue till I left around 2008.
And I thought it'd be fun with the camera overhead here to go over all the old issues.
A little sort of... You could see how bad it was back when it was Voice of Montreal too.
So that'll be fun to go through some vice archives that no one has access to but me.
Thursday, I thought it would be fun.
We're now more than a week ahead for you and I to watch Animal House.
I was thinking of a Tyler Perry and we may still do that.
That's a tough one.
But it's just like looking at the, you know, the grid when you go to censored TV and you see all the stuff.
Animal House is so aesthetically pleasing and Tyler Perry is such a bummer.
What if we do a Tyler Perry movie, but we put the thumbnails in Animal House?
Just to be like, fuck it.
Yeah, just change one of the faces to Tyler Perry's.
What's Tyler Perry's latest?
Let's see.
Just go Tyler Perry News.
We will definitely do a Tyler Perry, I promise you.
But the acting in those films would blow your fucking mind.
I don't think you're privy to it.
One time, I was doing a tour, a press tour for my show, my book, Street Boners?
Or no, no, no, no, that wasn't it.
Derek Beckles and I were doing a live comedy show where I would show do's and don'ts, and he would show his TV carnage, and we were opening for the band The Unicorns.
We ended the tour early because the band manager, the tour manager, said I couldn't have any of their beer.
Because I'm only the opening band.
And I lost my shit and went home.
There's a show, Bruh, he's got.
Let's look it up.
I want the most recent Bruh.
Seems to be the most recent Bruh.
And as far as movies go... No, Tyler Perry, Bruh.
That's, I think, what I was looking for.
Oh, it's a series.
So anyway, here's the story.
Nick Diamond from the Unicorns, that's who we were opening up for, he said, here's the thing, don't book a hotel in advance, wait till 10, and then go on this app, I think it was booking.com, and it'll show you hotels around the area, and you'll get a five star hotel for 50 bucks, 60 bucks.
Okay, so I do that, and I go, holy shit, this is five stars, beautiful hotel, and it's like 90 bucks.
So we do it.
We go there.
Luxurious hotel.
But something's weird about it.
There's animal skins everywhere.
And we get to the hotel room.
It's very dark.
Like black velvet wallpaper and throw pillows that have leopard skin and tiger skin on them.
Two big beautiful beds.
TV.
Everything's awesome.
But it looks very...
I don't know, 70s.
And then I realized, oh shit, we're in a nice middle-class black hotel.
And even when we turned on the TV, everything was black.
Like the movies they were promoting were black.
Everything downstairs is black.
In the mornings we have Chitlins and Grits if you'd like to come down and get some iced tea and some purple drank.
Some Sizzurp.
I've never been in a situation like that.
It was weird.
It was like a very upscale black hotel.
But anyway, in that hotel I just chose the first movie.
It was Tyler Perry.
The acting was like inexplicably bad.
Like so fucking melodramatic.
There was a scene in a hot tub.
You'll probably not find this.
Tyler Perry movie hot tub.
Her enemy's paralyzed and he's in the hot tub and he's drowning.
And we've, you know, we've seen movies like this where the lover is getting revenge and the person that she hates is slowly dying.
They might be smoking a cigarette saying, you got what's coming.
She's like fucking... A Diary of a Mad Black Woman?
Yeah, that sounds right.
That's gotta be it.
Hot tub scene.
Yeah.
And I'm watching it going, do black people watch this?
It can't just be black people.
14% of the population couldn't have made this person a billionaire.
Obviously white people are watching it, but it sucks.
No, no, this wasn't it.
No, this is a comedy.
Maybe there's serious parts in it.
Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
And then I think maybe Madea's in it.
So it's a serious movie, but then there's comedy parts?
I think there's like 10 Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
Anyway, we're wasting everyone's time.
So let's see bra if you can't find the hot tub scene.
Wait, is that it?
That looks like it's it.
Helen gets even.
Yeah, this is it.
Nice.
Good work.
It's the ugly black guy from that law show.
Wait, what's this?
Helen!
Stop!
Stop!
They're recreating it.
Oh, I see.
Apparently black people recognize that it's terrible too.
Is this acting on par with the... Oh, this is better.
Bathe him.
Feed him.
Clothe him, they say.
You know... What about me?
It's exact... This is not a parody.
What about me?
This might trigger the algorithms.
The YouTube algorithm might just be like... You know, I think I've seen this movie.
Stop making those bubbles.
This is better!
This is better!
Okay, now we have to find it.
Look up Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Helen Gets Even.
Bathe me, I don't know.
Uh, bathtub.
It's not a bathtub.
It's a... That's it.
That's still the recreation.
You sure?
Yeah, that second one?
No, the top one.
Oh, Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
This is the full movie.
So we have to do a little scanning here.
That happened in the end, because she got revenge.
Oh, I see a bath.
Okay, hold on to your hats, folks.
I see paralysis.
I don't want to be racist, but I have noticed a pattern where people of color tend to act a little more big than other ethnic groups.
This might be the demographics they're appealing to.
It might just be inherently the way they like to act.
I don't know.
This could be my own prejudice, but I have noticed that they tend to overact.
I'm afraid.
Look at this guy, look who dressed this guy.
What is that?
Oh, I love that guy.
Doesn't he look like an avatar?
Yeah!
Like a hunk avatar?
Where you look at it on your phone and you're like, why are you making yourself like a hot kid?
But that's his face.
He looks like one of those, there's little toys called homies that you can get.
I remember homies, yeah.
What happened to the scene?
You had it.
Yeah, that's it.
Where's the bath?
So he's paralyzed, I think.
I think it's after this.
I watched this in a black hotel.
Turn it up.
Bathe him.
Stop making those bubbles.
I think he cheated on her.
This, by the way, is stolen from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon, where he cheats on her, and she has to take care of him when he's in a chair, and she gets revenge.
Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat, then, huh?
By the way, when people are starving to death, they don't cry looking at a salad.
They cry looking at a cheeseburger.
When POWs in World War II were in the Japanese internment camps, in the POW camps, sorry, whoops, they weren't sitting there going, when I get back, when I get back home, I'm going to have a salad with four pieces of spinach and a tomato or two.
It was a shitty salad too.
Two miscarriages!
You took life from me and you never even said I'm sorry.
Am I sorry about a miscarriage?
Is there a clothes hanger involved?
Sorry, am I spur of the moment?
I'm gonna let you sit here for a few days.
And think about what I've said.
I could just see after they said cut to everyone going... Which is proof Tyler Perry's gay.
You know he's gay, right?
Yeah.
Oh, me?
I never thought he was straight.
It'd be funny if he had a big coming out party.
And everyone's like, I'm sorry.
Three people attended.
I didn't know that anyone thought you were straight.
Can we throw this fucker in a hot tub, please?
I'm not seeing the hot tub.
At all?
No.
No, it's got to be after this.
Is the movie over?
He's apologizing now.
So I doubt it.
No, he wouldn't.
Oh, my God.
Medea is in this serious drama.
He puts himself as a drag queen.
How do you forget Medea?
That's my girl.
Alright, this is crazy.
We can't do all this work.
Maybe they cut it out because it's so... Oh, that looks good.
Yeah, yeah.
It's gotta be after this.
Yeah.
Wait, I thought this is where we were, Ryan.
Yeah, it's not here.
How'd you lose your spot?
You know what?
Oh, and that goes right to the hot gangster?
This is from, you know what?
This is from Lifetime.
This was ripped from TV on Lifetime.
They might have taken it out.
Oh, yeah.
There is a chance.
I think she almost drowns him.
Yeah, there is a chance.
Okay, so now we have to find two things.
The dead mouse in this studio.
Okay.
Cause it reeks.
And I know the smell of dead mice.
That's gross.
Wait, did you just pass it?
What's that?
Let's see.
This one?
He hurt me, see?
No.
No, no, no.
We're looking for a tub.
We're looking for a tub.
No, that's a parody again.
Oh, damn.
God.
Most parodied scene ever, question mark?
So, the good news is black people have noticed what I noticed.
It seems like they have.
That it's a fucking insane scene.
Remember that one video I showed you where the woman ran over her husband for cheating?
And then she was like, for ten years!
And then she throws a bumper on him, she's like, for ten years!
I tell you what damn shit, you cheated on me!
They even overact when it's real drama.
Well, that's because they saw these movies.
It's like Jared Taylor.
He speaks in a specific accent.
It's not random.
It's a transatlantic accent because he grew up in Japan where people spoke in an anglicized version of the American English.
This sort of trashy language that we speak now is an evolution that comes from Irish immigrants and other people, but initially in the 40s and 50s, we were still enamored with Britain and would speak like them whenever we could.
We'd also correct people who didn't say white, white, white.
Oh, quite.
What do you got now?
Trying to do some illegal booby getting.
I mean, we might as well rent it at this point.
We have to show the fans what we're looking for.
This is all looking good here.
Good quality.
Oh!
When I see her mad and he's in a chair.
So this is...
There we go, yes!
They did cut it out.
Victory!
So Lifetime pussied out.
Now here's the question.
Did Lifetime cut it out because it's attempted murder or whatever it is?
Or because it's so bad that Tyler went, yeah.
Stop, stop, stop.
This is all, you have to go, I can go back a little bit.
Or did Tyler go, yeah, I'm getting ridiculed for that bathtub scene, so I will let you license the film Lifetime, but it's my new director's cut, I call it, and it may be missing some scenes that we deemed a little too controversial, meaning we got made fun of too much.
He's a good actor, that guy.
He was on that law show.
Yeah, he's good.
With the fat ugly chick.
And the chick from Real Housewives' husband.
Mark Hamill.
By the way, 130 pound women, don't think that you can push a man, 280 pound man off of a chair into 280 pound man off of a chair into a bathtub.
You can't.
His wheels will hit the edge of the tub.
Hey, stop!
Stop!
Hey, stop!
Head over tea kettle!
We have to see that again.
Okay.
We could put that as a drop.
Stop!
Hey, stop!
Ah!
That's as good as-- My son's on the cover of a magazine.
Hey, stop!
Ah!
Like, Tyler, you're the director.
How do you explain the jump?
You're right.
What was the jump there?
Oh no.
It's finding Nemo.
I know where your dad is, Doris.
See what I mean about that parody?
Yeah, it's exactly the same.
Huh?
It's better.
It is better.
What about me?
The parody is better.
- It is better. - It is better. - Stop making those bubbles. - What?
Stop making those bubbles.
What the hell?
You kicked me out of our house?
Continuity problem there.
He had shampoo, foam, whatever, in his face.
And wait a minute.
How did it get- Oh, it was bubbly before.
Go back.
Was the bath always bubbly?
Yeah, but every time they showed his head it was far away from the bubbles.
No, at the beginning the bubbles were right up to his face.
They just showed it now and the bubbles are far away from his face.
The opposite is true.
But yes, it was a bubble bath.
Okay.
But now there's more bubbles.
Now there's no bubbles by his face.
Right.
Right.
They probably were like, he was like, I want to get soap out of his face.
Sounds like there's a lot of affirmative action going on in the set.
Feed him.
Ooh.
Clothe him, they say.
No bubbles by his face.
Huh?
Huh?
What about me?
Oh!
Infinite bubbles by his face.
Drenched in bubbles.
He changed his mind halfway through.
He was like, you know, let's put some bubbles in your face.
Because she says, stop making those bubbles.
She's like, I need some bubbles.
No one's going to notice.
Stop making those bubbles.
Don't blow no bubbles.
Bad brains.
Talking about Michael Jackson.
Oh, now no bubbles.
You kicked me out of our house?
You try to keep me from our money?
No.
Sounds like she was making the right choice.
Go ahead, girl.
You seem to be pretty undeserving of charity.
The movie gave up on us.
It says, I can't do this.
The movie can't handle itself anymore?
It failed itself.
That would be funny if movies just start self-destructing.
Shooting themselves in the head.
Did you see the DNC final performance?
Because I feel like there was some like affirmative action.
Yeah, that's why I put it on Parler when it came out.
That's why I've mentioned it 900 times.
That's why it's the biggest news story in the world.
You remind me this guy just sent me right now today.
He sent me footage of that guy getting the truck guy in Portland getting knocked unconscious.
He just sent it to me.
Thanks for the scoop.
I follow this Jamaican guy who does Photoshop and After Effects, and this looks exactly like something he'd make the background.
And the way that everything, like that right there.
So I think they hired a black guy.
Yeah, well I know they hired a black guy to sing the song.
Well that's correct.
But the guy to do the After Effects is definitely a guy of color.
It's kind of a style that they have.
Again, overacting.
Like, look at the guitarist.
He's just doing... I'm just gonna go through the song.
Look at this.
Not... Stop.
Children, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going round.
Oh, ooh.
Everybody's right, everybody's wrong.
Who is that guy?
Billy Porter.
He's a drag queen.
Who's like, trans people, invented rock and roll.
He was in the other DNC movie too, and he does red carpet stuff, but has he been around since before?
I don't know, I think he's brand new.
20 years?
Oh, okay.
We've gone so far left that all the freaks are mainstream.
Whoa.
Okay, I think it's time we said goodbye.
We still have to talk about this Nadav movie, The Plot Against the President, and Millie Weaver's movie, Shadowgate.
Well, she appears to have stabbed Roger Stone in the back.
Roger's our boy.
So we're pissed.
But, uh, I have to admit, I haven't seen either movie.
I've just been doing some research and, you know, we've always said Jason Kessler was a fed, but I'm starting to get worried about more feds.
I'm starting to get worried.
You want to hear this one?
I'm starting to think Raheem Kassan and Steve Bannon are funded by a Chinese billionaire who's working with the government and their controlled opposition.
Wow.
That's the vibe I'm getting.
Because I heard, it's all rumors, that their whole war room is totally funded by this Chinese billionaire who's closely affiliated with the government.
China's our enemy.
China's an asshole.
China is an asshole.
And I was talking to a cop at the Laura thing who was talking about the amount of fentanyl they send here, the number of deaths, and he goes, It's chemical warfare.
You're killing 150 Americans a day?
What if you were sending a gas across the ocean that was killing 150 Americans a day?
It'd be an act of war, right?
This is chemical warfare.
And by the way, no one's talking about this at all, but Trump, in his latest negotiation with China, had a box that they had to check off that said, we will make all fentanyl in all forms illegal.
I believe it's correct, yes.
and the opioid overdoses have been going like this ever since.
Where's that cover story?
No, they'd rather look at a shadow in his pants when he's golfing and pretend it's a shit stain.
Anyway.
Charlie is an asshole.
Post roll means after we say goodbye, right?
I believe it's correct, yes.
Okay, so thank you for tuning in.
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We're about to get much deeper and a lot more gossip.
We're about to talk about the movie Blades 2 and give away Heshi socks to our first two callers.
We're taking calls in approximately 22 minutes.
We'll be taking calls for an hour and I'll be doodling while we take calls and then we'll be sending those to the Gavin Doodles auction where you can donate to Justice for Liberty.
Beautiful little black child who's had her father taken away because he fought Antifa, which is verboten.
And the best way to do that, we're learning, is to go to the doodle auction, either buy a doodle or just donate there.
So we have to literally go to New Zealand and back to give a black child money because of the bullshit Nazi narrative going on in this fucking country.
It's insane.
But you gotta keep fighting!
That's what Laura Loomer did.
And she won.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
and never stop fighting.
*music* With a separate nervous system that vibrates psychedelic.
Walk around it seven times, anti-clockwise and step back.
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