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S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B [2020-08-20 - S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off Pylon with Kevin McGuinness!
Intolerance is a preference of the far left, which portray everyone else has.
Oh my!
Oh my!
It's adorable, and if you dispute that, you're known out!
John's been sniffing glue, he gets frustrated that there aren't enough immigrants.
They love a bit of it.
All right, who's that gut lord marching?
You should cut down on your pork God, it is tough being fat.
Oof.
Fucking out.
I'm like that, uh, that 650-pound life guy, Steven Azzanati or whatever he was, the guy scamming.
Um, that was Daniel Bostock.
I had him on the Gavin McInnes show a long time ago.
And he's doing a parody of Blur's song Pop Life.
But the song's called Far Right about how, well, Loomer, who won two nights ago, is seen as Far Right.
Let's see it.
All the white people and they all get slanted and branded as did I the far right.
Now what I mean.
I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.
I put my browsers on, I go on Facebook, and I complain about the noise.
I feed the trolls, I sometimes feed the feminists too.
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.
Alright, and then I'm happy for the rest of the day.
Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.
Oh, the people.
Yeah, Milton Freeman has seen this far right.
He's a Pinochet sympathizer, they say.
Daniel Bostock is genuinely working class.
He's a great geezer.
He's always fucking giving the counsel this date a face full of verbal, like when they say they're going to take his call.
I got to untuck some of my weight here because I can't get to my desk.
There must be a real problem with them just getting to their desk, like being able to type.
But it's interesting that he covered that song because Blur were accused of faking it.
Damon Alburn, I think his name is, the singer of Blur.
He's a rich kid from London, England.
His parents were artists.
But when you hear the actual song Pop Life, the original, look up fucking Blur of Pop Life.
He's got this reel.
Oh, you got to take it easy on the bacon bits here, mate.
The pork crines.
Hello, what you doing?
I'm not middle class.
And for those of you not familiar with British culture, just like in Ontario and Quebec and Canada, it's French versus English.
Britain is distinctly separated by right-wing versus, I mean, sorry, middle class versus working class.
That's the biggest division.
And the middle class want to be working class, and the working class hates the middle class.
I don't get it.
Doesn't everyone want more money?
Don't you want a bigger lawn?
Wouldn't you like to have a pool?
No, I'm working class.
My grandfather was working class.
Every Mike Lee movie, why'd you want to be middle class?
And the middle class, I think one of the reasons they hate Tommy Robinson and Hooligan so much is that they want to be part of the soccer crew.
But the soccer crew's soccer up until 1979 was a working class thing.
And then the middle classes tried to get involved here.
Turn it up.
You should cut down on your pork life, mate.
Get some exercise.
All the people.
There it is.
So many people.
So many people.
That's not his accent.
His accent is so many people.
The ultimate middle class accent is John Oliver.
So yeah.
Is that the guy from Quadrophenia?
It is.
Leave in the air.
Heart like a That's the mod from Quadrophenia.
He's a girl.
Look him up.
Clarify that.
While I give the background story of the next video.
So Oasis are genuinely working class.
Grew up in Mancurian council estates.
And they didn't like Blur, but not really because Blur were middle class pretending to be working class.
They weren't that political about it.
They're just dicks.
And so when they saw him at a Publix, they went, fucking number one, because Oasis were number one at the time.
And then Blur, who were middle class and not used to constant confrontation, like the Gallagher brothers, go, all right, well, let's see then.
I think I'm going to have a number one hit next.
And they did.
And then it became this Oasis-Blur rivalry where Oasis would encourage their fans to buy several copies of their CD.
So is it him?
Yep.
Watch the Quadraphenia Legend tell the story of how it came down to featured Blur's iconic track.
What a trip.
How have he got paid?
I haven't seen him since Quadraphenia.
He's been in a lot of things.
Like he's been in the Chicken Run movie.
Apparently.
Wallace and Grammar.
It's made by the same people, I think.
25 years.
That's ridiculous, isn't it?
I know you've probably been asked this a million times, but I'd love to ask you while you're here, the story of you being involved in Park Life.
Because actually, you talk about Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone knows Bohemian Rhapsody now.
You know, every little break of that song.
But the first time you hear it, it is.
It's a crazy bit of music.
Park Life by Blur is a crazy song.
It's actually a really unusual song.
We know it now.
We know every break, every bit that you say.
We know every little drum bit and guitar riff.
But it's actually a very unusual track.
But it's great.
So, what was the song?
That's how they got the working class accent.
They got Phil Daniels to sing the song.
He does the verses.
What?
Express or Melody.
It might mean Melody Maker at the time.
And there was Steve Sutherland was the editor and the manager.
And he said, some young band are interested in you singing this song.
And I said, I haven't really heard of them.
But then I got in contact with Damon and we had a chat.
And then he sent me a tape.
And then I went into the studio, took about, I don't know, 40 minutes.
Right.
Did it best story ever.
And I thought little of it, really.
Yeah, I figured how to get paid for it.
That would have been like Damon.
Thinking about it.
Yeah.
Can you remember what you thought at the time?
British people have too much fucking time on their hands.
Wrap it up.
You went in the studio for 40 minutes, did you?
No, you didn't.
Instead of did was decided to take a cop.
No, you didn't.
Instead of taking money up front.
Money up front.
You clever man.
Oh, wow.
So you probably got way more.
Let's hear.
That's the only interesting part.
You cut off.
I've never been talking about this ever again.
You could have been going.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not a don't get me wrong.
Billionaire.
They've given you like half a percent of royalties from the Ipswich area.
Oh, but that was a move, though.
Instead of getting like, I don't know, a couple hundred quid, go in and do it.
It's 40 minutes work.
Why not?
You know what?
Just give me a little piece of it or something.
It's such an iconic chew.
Fuck, that was a waste of time.
The only time I want to hear that story, too, is what were you offered and what did you get?
I hate that in news.
I remember advice that our editor at the time, this guy Jesse, I hired, there'd be some story like, this picture made everyone go nuts.
And a guy killed himself after he saw it.
And I go, well, we need the picture.
They go, well, it's really hard to get and you'd have to get permission.
I go, you cannot run the story about a picture without a picture.
Or sometimes we'd be doing something on a guy like Scarface and it would just be a, say Scarface was real in this instance.
It would just be a picture like an 8x10 of Scarface like, no, I want him with a gun, like saying hello to my little friend.
Like even if it's a woman, say it's a woman who's working on this thing about defending the police and police brutality or something.
He'd have a picture of her like in her turtleneck going.
I go, no, for that article, I want to see police and blood and someone screaming and flying through the air.
Brits have that problem.
It's a strange thing.
So anyway, Daniel Bostock's covering Blur.
They were not pretending to be working class on that song.
They got...
The ultimate mod movie?
It sort of came in the mod revival of the 70s and 80s.
But the real mods were in the 60s.
But you have that trailer?
It's a weird movie.
I'm not sure I like it.
It's so stylistic.
This is why Proud Boys wear Fred Perry's.
It's got nothing to do with skinheads.
It's about mods.
Working class Brits who were proud of their country, didn't like all the Americanization of it.
And dressed up small, spot having no money.
Sting is in this film.
He plays a hunk called the face.
Because British people are so ugly, when you're handsome, you're called face.
Like a guy met Jamaica who wears glasses.
His nickname is glasses.
violence a chance.
We can.
But he never betrays what he thinks.
Woo!
Can you see the real me?
That's a cool movie about being young.
Anyway, sorry, to get back to the story, so they start this rivalry, and Oasis fans are buying Oasis CDs and just throwing them out because they already have it to get the numbers up.
And Blur, we're just sort of going along with it because they go, I guess this is what we're doing, and we're not really confrontational.
But the Gallagher's are fucking, oh, fucking kill you, so I woe.
Oh, that's Scottish.
But Manchester, Liverpool, they are Glasgow.
There's no difference.
Anyway, this all culminated when Oasis got an award and they wanted to rub it in Blur's face.
So they sang Pop Life, but called it shit life.
I like to thank all the fans, all the people who make us what we are.
I like to thank all the people.
All the people.
So many people.
And they won't be hands and through their shite life fans.
Shite life.
Shite.
In Northern England and Scotland, they call shit shite.
I don't like that.
Just call it shit.
They also call piss pish, which really bothers me.
That's terrible.
The ears.
All right, let's start the show, shall we?
That's enough context to allow us to use that song.
Tom Brennan, Not Scary Perry's manager.
This is a different Tom Brennan.
He's an announcer for the Reds, and he was caught on tape.
Well, here, let's go to 11B first.
Talking about Ryan's apartment.
You made it to a hot mic moment.
What?
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm honored.
The fag capitals of the world.
Red's Live, the pregame show, presented by Ray St. Clair Ruthing.
Oh, no.
That might be a drop.
Can I hear that again?
Yeah.
Fag capital of the world.
The fag capitals of the world.
The world.
He's pissed.
fag capitals of the world.
I looked it up.
The fag capitals of the world are Tel Aviv, as far as friendliness to gays.
Toronto's up there.
Berlin is huge.
But he's probably talking about America.
He's probably talking about baseball.
They're playing Kansas City at the time.
I don't think Kansas is known for its homosexuality.
Maybe it doesn't mean homosexuals, just fags.
Fags.
Well, what kind of person do you have at your apartment?
Mine?
Yeah.
Do you have homosexuals or fags or both?
I rarely have company.
And it's not the fags.
How do you get the nickname of the fag zone if you don't have company?
You gave it that nickname because you saw a lot of dissonance.
So I don't think it's time at the world.
What's he talking about?
It must be San Francisco, right?
The top gayest cities in America are San Francisco.
I think Atlanta is next.
I don't know what he means.
And so when he was caught doing this, he had to do an announcement, an apology.
And I love watching the apology because there's a home run in the middle of it.
He's going to be taking us the rest of the way through this game as Holland takes over on the mound.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of.
If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart.
You realize, Ryan?
He's apologizing to you.
If I hurt anyone, I'm not even.
He knows, he recognizes that he has hurt you today.
I'm not even kind of hurt by that because it doesn't apply to me.
He called your apartment one of the fag capitals of the world.
He didn't.
He doesn't know where my residence is.
He's never met me.
He's not aware of me.
So you don't accept his apology?
It's not aimed towards me.
I'm not at the position.
I'm not in position to no.
I guess it could be a hard no.
Keep going.
It doesn't look like a very sincere apology because it gets interrupted.
How much I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so very, very sorry.
I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith.
Great hit.
As there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.
Saved by the ball.
That'll make it a 4-0 ball game.
Saved by the ball.
I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.
I don't know if it's going to be for the Reds.
I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox.
I'm going to apologize for the people who signed my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've been.
What city were you talking about, Tom?
I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am.
Also in the news, Steve-O has some sort of special.
Steve-O, you got to hand it to him.
He's like that comedian who's an awesome guy and a very successful community, Bert Kreischer, who just crushes.
Not that funny, per se.
Talent is not really up to Louis C.K. levels.
I don't know if it's in his blood, but whatever.
He's rich because he busts his ass.
That's what's beautiful about America.
Busts your ass.
Like Will Smith said that once.
He goes, you want to know the truth?
I'm not a great actor.
The reason I have a career is because I'm never hungover.
I show up on time.
I memorize my lines.
I go home.
I don't complain.
I don't mess up the press things.
And investors go, you know what?
It's not Kierkegaard.
It's not Polanski.
It's not Cassavetes, but all our bills are paid.
And I Am Legend did pretty well.
That's America.
Just bust your ass.
We'll figure out the rest.
So he's got some special coming out.
I guess he has his own thing, stevo.com or TV or something.
That is a straight up man's up there.
Ah!
What?
Shut the fuck up.
Are they making him untape himself?
Is it Stevo?
What?
Why do rich white girls speak any bonics?
Is it Stevo?
That's a straight-up man's up.
I'm on a billboard, dude.
I lost my Stevo.
He had his own show.
Remember he did a game show for a while?
I spoke to the people behind the game show.
I go, what happened with Stevo?
He's not doing drugs.
No, he just wasn't that good at it.
Shock therapy.
He wasn't getting good at it, if you will.
Yeah.
But still, he got a game show.
A guy that's not that talented and really hard to listen to.
He beat math, which has a 99% recidivism rate.
He was part of the 1%.
I like him.
And there's a thing called PCP Saved My Life, which I highly recommend.
It's while he did a DVD on PCP.
Like he was on it for months.
And he did this thing.
It was an extra in a jackass DVD.
And the guy's just out of his fucking mind the entire time.
I smoked PCP for five fucking days in a row.
I was wasted.
I mean, I wasn't even that wasted when I smoked it.
It took another day for it to actually fucking make whatever exploded in my brain happen.
And then I became this fucking button.
I don't want to watch a video of me on PCP.
The reason for this video.
I was a huge fan of this video, and he was not a fan that I was a fan of.
By smoking PCP.
Now watch the fucking video and don't come out to me in the street talking about it.
You did.
You know what I did tell you not to do it?
And I met him and I did exactly that.
You know what fucking Jeff Tremaine?
Yeah, Jeff Tremaine did.
He does a perfect Steve-O.
He got on Steve-O's phone.
This would be like 2000.
Well, this would be around 2002.
And he picked up his phone and he started calling his ex-girlfriends.
Oh, my God.
Going, hey, look, Brandy, I'm really sorry things didn't work out.
And I'm at the Whiskey at Gogo.
I'll pay for your taxi.
Why don't you come by?
I'll buy you a beer.
I'd love to hang out and just apologize.
Click next.
Hey, Sandry, Sandy, look, it's Tevo.
I'm at Whiskey at Gogo.
I'll pay for your cab.
Come on down.
We're having a party.
Knoxville's here.
Like four girls showed up.
And he goes, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
And she goes, you called me.
What?
Oh, fuck.
That's hilarious.
That's like when Derek Beckles finally broke up with this lunatic who was ruining his life, this crazy Polish chick.
I got his phone and I typed, so lonely.
And just texted her.
And the phone just started going, oh my God.
They went back out for another three weeks after that.
Really?
Yeah, he didn't want to.
It took him another three weeks to explain and dump her.
Look up stevio.com.
Oh, wait, wait, sorry.
I kind of want to see a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of that.
I'll fly.
I'll drive.
I'll snowmobile there.
I don't care.
He's like, we need to find some way to get there.
He's like, I'll take a goddamn snowmobile if I have to.
We can't get on a plane, so we gotta wind up in Bangor Maine.
So look forward to more Stevo.
I don't care about their traveling thing.
It's my shit.
Ever.
Easy.
We have to get on.
*laughs*
That could be the coolest row of thumb ever.
Easy.
We have to get on thumb.
Easy to do.
You can't really understand everything because I'm wrong.
This miracle.
Happiness thing.
Because I'm wrong.
This miracle doesn't end at midnight on December 26th.
The filming for this video ends at midnight on December 6th.
It seems fun.
You know, he suits him.
He should have got back out of it.
Look up stevieo.com.
Let's see what it's like.
Still, that fucking mouse smell is back.
Flip.
There's no stinky garbage?
No?
Tim Nude has the banner.
Jackass font.
See, when people talk about my butt plug jokes, I don't think they get my roots.
Yeah.
This is where I'm from.
They would tell you nice start if you're around those guys.
You're like, okay, where's the kite?
Where's the cannibal that shoved it into your ass?
So it hasn't gone out yet, I guess.
Are you the boss?
Did you just click here?
Are you over 18?
Yes, I am.
I don't look.
10 box.
Okay, we'll probably check that out sometime.
Here's a trailer.
Do you want to see it?
Sure.
Pretty gnarly.
This is going to be gnarly.
Pretty gnarly.
Oh, shit.
Kind of gnarly.
All right?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Those baseballs?
Yeah.
What's up, Debra?
Women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram, so I figure I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever I want.
Make some noise for my brother, Wee-Man!
Are you ready?
It's a whole jackass thing.
That's cool.
Oh, my buddies lit that stuff right away.
I knew.
I fucked up.
Cool.
That looks like a lot of fun.
Hell yeah.
That was a very exciting trailer.
Boycott Goodyear.
Here's the most, the craziest level of woke I've seen so far in woke capitalism, where Goodyear has made it clear that you can't.
Well, I'll just show the show 1-3.
Prague or you sums it up.
Goodyear has a zero tolerance policy for all lives matter, blue lives matter, and MAGA attire, but wearing anything with Black Lives Matter LGBT is totally fine.
So you can use your free speech at Goodyear to support leftist causes, but nothing on the right.
Makes sense.
How is MAGA right?
Make America great again is offensive.
All Lives Matter is offensive.
Blue Lives Matter.
Saying cops' lives matter, that's offensive.
Jesus.
So Trump was calling for a boycott.
I saw the New York Post, which drifts left sometimes.
Sometimes I think what happens is they have interns do some of their articles, and the interns are usually hot chicks who move to New York because of sex in the city.
And then we get their politics.
But the New York Post is like, his limousine still has Goodyear tires.
Yeah, this happened like an hour ago.
Sorry I don't have a pit crew who just goes and removes everything.
Are they all gone?
I hope they're all good.
This is the Washington Post, so they're very anti-Trump.
Trump urges supporters not to buy Goodyear tires, claiming the company is playing politics by banning his campaign hats.
They are.
But read the quote, Ryan, that starts with, I'm not happy with Goodyear.
But read it as Trump.
I'm not happy with Goodyear because what they're doing is playing politics.
Trump said at a news conference Wednesday evening.
The funny thing is, the people that work for Goodyear, I can guarantee you, Poll, I poll very well with all those great workers at Goodyear.
Trump continued, when they say that you can't have Blue Lives Matter, you can't show a blue line.
You can't wear a MAGA hat.
But you can have other things like Marxist and nature.
There's something wrong with the top of Goodyear, frankly.
Frankly.
Also, in the news, the DNC had another convention.
I don't understand what's going on.
They have one every night now?
They had the one that ended with something happening here and this gay black drag queen prancing around with a green screen.
With a black flag, by the way.
All the white was turned black.
You noticed that?
Yeah, I guess.
With an inverted American flag.
Yeah.
Because the American flag's racist now.
Aw, look how concerned Scarface looks.
Did I hurt your feelings, buddy?
He's melting.
Hey, pal, it's just a show.
Calm down.
I guess all that Coke is.
This is just my opinion.
Oh, he's having a Coke calm day.
Coke stroke.
Womp, womp, womp.
Now he's a rabbit.
That was a wild ass.
Say hello to my little carrot friend.
Oh, that joke sucked.
So there's a great video.
Obama, I guess, showed up and gave his two cents.
I don't know which DNC convention this was.
I don't care.
A friend of mine texts me, he goes, you're watching the DNC thing, right?
And I go, no, I don't watch those.
I watch the highlights the next day.
Even Trump speeches, I don't really watch.
I'll see the highlights.
We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by corruption.
A Ukrainian natural gas company accused of corruption appoints Hunter Biden to their board of directors.
Carelessness.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
Self-dealing.
Look, I said, I'm leaving it in six hours.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Disinformation.
Corn pop was a bad dude.
Ignorance.
gay bathhouses.
And just plain.
Corn pop was a bad dude.
They looked into it.
He did exist.
He's not like Corey Booker's buddy, T-Bone.
And meanness.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
You're getting nervous, man.
Join Joe.
Trump is going to eat him alive.
We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by colonization.
And then there was this Zoom call where they are not hiding it anymore.
Let me just tell you some things about America.
Colonization is over.
It's been over for a long time.
Britain gave up on everything a long time ago.
There's no more conquering the world.
That was more of an Industrial Revolution thing.
You don't really see America sticking their flag into various countries in the world saying, this is mine now.
We wish they would.
We've said we sell shirts on our site, invade Greenland.
But unfortunately, colonization is a thing of the past.
White supremacy is so not around that if you imply that you don't hate it, if you just say it's okay to be white or all lives matter, you will get fired, you'll be canceled, you'll be depersoned, it'll be the end of you.
So not only is white supremacy not around, white hatred is so normalized that if you don't jump on board, you're considered an evil racist.
So white supremacy and colonization are gone.
Capitalism is the only thing keeping this country alive.
And if you take that away, we are Venezuela.
We are every socialist country in the world.
And don't bring in Northern Europe into it because you haven't done your research.
Half of these Northern European socialist utopias are A, blowing all their money as we speak.
And B, they don't have minimum wage and they have a bunch of other free market systems that enables them to have bullshit like a year-long maternity leave.
So they're not a good example of socialism at all.
Venezuela is a perfect summary of socialism.
But anyway, listen to this mainstream DNC operative at a convention telling you what their agenda really is.
Democrat Convention Speaker.
Stand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.
We must really move away from these systems.
Loud and clear.
One more time.
We understand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.
We must really move away from these systems.
I think that's very relevant that she's reading it.
Don't you?
Was that written for her?
You can't remember the three things that you want to destroy?
She is sad, but I can remember that.
We need to focus on what is really destroying America, and that is primarily white supremacy, colonization, and of course, the thing, you know, the thing.
Capitalism, capitalism.
All right, so that brings us to Cardi B. And I think I might have to get up for this.
Cardi B sat down with Joe Biden, speaking of the DNC, and is going to show us what she wants from America.
And he's going to explain how she can help.
Let's see these two intellectuals tell us how to fix America.
I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.
Say hello to my little friends, Cardi B and Joe Biden, Jose Biden.
um I haven't seen this yet, but I'm guessing it's going to be a shit show.
What do you think, folks?
Cardi B is sub-retarded.
I think there's a lot of retarded people that are smarter than her.
I wager she's never read one book.
Wouldn't you like to see her like literally, I feel like fucking actually read a Dr. Zeus book?
That's what Conor McGregor challenged Floyd Mayweather to do.
I don't think she could do like see the lazy fox jump over the dirty brown log or something.
She couldn't read any sentence.
I guarantee it.
Imagine her reading the Constitution.
But because she has a lot of black people that like her and a lot of women that like her, and that's a very effective groups for the DNC, Joe Biden is going to pretend that he's down with her and he ain't black.
And she's done a lot of cocaine.
Holy shit, this is going to be terrible.
All right, hit it.
And this, by the way, you can't find this on the internet.
Go look it up.
She did it for Elle Magazine and Elle now has a transcription of it, parts of it.
But they definitely realized that this is fucking obvious.
And by the way, I love when politicians do this, right?
Kamala Harris said, yo, when I was in college, I was like smoking dope, listening.
She sent thousands of men to jail for marijuana, by the way.
But anyway, I was smoking dope, smoking blunts, listening to Tupac and Eminem.
Really, they didn't rap then.
They were like 19 at the time.
So you were not listening to them.
You are lying to make yourself sound black.
You're a white girl from Montreal with an Indian mom and a black dad who peaced out, came from a slave-owning family.
He peaced out long ago.
You're not black.
Or Corey Booker with his like, yo, I used to hang with this guy, T-Bone, and I live in Newark.
No, you don't.
You own an apartment in Newark because you're rich.
You lived in an area known for its kayaking.
And finally, we have Joe Biden himself that talks about a dude named Cornpop.
Yo, I had to fight.
Yes.
Probably 60 years ago, or at least half a century ago, he did come across a black man when he was a lifeguard at a pool once.
Well, then you're black.
Anyway, let's see this spy versus spy ridiculous pairing of two people who would just love to kill each other ultimately.
Let's be honest.
Oh, Snap.
How you doing?
Hi, Biden.
How are you?
How are you?
The name's Joe.
Well, hello, Betty, Joe.
As a matter of fact, watch meet my daughter.
The love of my life, the life of my love.
She's a fan of yours.
Hi, how are you?
You know what the thing about Joe Biden is?
He's actually an endearing, pathetic old man.
He's sort of like someone's great-grandfather when you meet him and you're like, hi, how are you?
And he's like, I'm okay.
When did you last get laid?
And you're like, well, I'm married.
Three kids.
So it's not easy.
Oh, well, you better get your dinky stinky.
Okay, I will.
I'll see what I can do.
Okay, motherfucker.
Hope you're not around any of those goddamn fucking Edwards.
Oh, and then the son is like, dad, dad, take it easy.
Well, they came in here.
They ruined Detroit.
I'll tell you that much.
Okay, change the subject.
Okay, all right.
Do you want anything?
You want a water?
He doesn't have a throat.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm going to go now.
Bye.
I'll try to get my dinky stinky.
You better faggot.
I can't wait to be that age.
My two jokes are just going to be saying the most offensive things imaginable, grabbing women's asses, and then saying, Do you have any idea who my father is?
Mrs. Ashley.
Good.
How you doing?
You don't finger yourself with those.
And she gave her father one of the guys she was growing up.
She'd call me Joey B. So we may be related or something.
Yep, Cardi B and Joey B. I'm a huge fan.
How are you doing?
This conversation's going so smoothly, isn't it?
But Biden, let me tell you something.
When you have kids my age, like the one my age, two years old, your schedule never go as planned.
You know what I'm saying?
You're telling me?
Pause.
Your schedule never go as planned.
Not even planned.
Your schedule never go as planned.
Just to be clear here, English is her mother tongue.
She's bilingual, but she grew up speaking English and Spanish.
Both.
They're both her mother tongue.
I got four kids, five grandkids.
Come on.
I'm an expert.
I understand about kids.
The most important thing in the world.
They come first.
Yes, definitely.
Wait, I cut him off.
What's the most important thing in the world?
Kids.
Kids.
Go back, you fucking imbecile.
Yes.
They come first.
About kids.
The most important thing in the world.
They come first.
Oh, you're right.
I'm wrong.
Sorry.
Definitely.
Always.
I can't go first.
Here we keep it that way.
So, Joe, I heard you got some questions for me.
Oh, I do have some questions for you.
First of all, I want to congratulate you.
The cover of, oh, I tell you, that's pretty good.
That's pretty big time.
Number one, doesn't surprise me.
You're on cover.
So how long have we been going here?
Minute 20.
Minute 20.
Nothing's been said.
Kids are important.
Yeah.
I think animals know that.
Go kick a cub in the head in front of a mother bear.
I think we're all on the same page that children are important.
You're not breaking any ground here.
You're not even saying anything remotely interesting.
Number two, thanks for your generosity dealing with people who are suffering from COVID.
There's so many people who needlessly are in trouble, who needlessly have died when they didn't have to if we had taken the precaution.
Who are needlessly have died.
Who are needlessly have died.
I guess she gave some money to a COVID thing.
Is that really the problem with COVID, lack of money?
I mean, people have lost their jobs.
I guess she could donate to some sort of small business thing.
But as far as like hospitals and stuff, I don't.
We'll look that up.
Let's figure out where exactly her money went because I'm guessing it was virtue signaling and it was totally useless.
Because we needed to.
Thank you.
You have a generous heart.
You have a generous heart.
And what I wanted to know was, tell me what's your main interest in terms of I've got a wet-ass pussy.
And the way you keep your pussy on WAP is you gots to watch your pH bounce.
We'll show you that in a minute.
That's crucial.
Because you be sucking niggas' dicks and they're all nasty and shit.
And then you put that dick in you and you get all you eating like a BLT.
I'm going to show you this video.
This is who he's talking to.
How to keep your pussy wet.
She just did a hit song, probably the number one song in the country right now, about how her and her close friend Megan have incredibly wet pussies.
That's the entire song.
I have a whole list of things that I want and I wish and I desire for our next president to do for us.
But first thing first, let me give it a buck.
I just want Trump out.
You know what I'm saying?
I just feel like...
Like you asked them to get specific.
How do you want Medicaid to work?
What kind of foreign policy do you are you okay with Israel getting money?
Should it get more or less?
How much should it get?
Would the borders should be closed, open?
How many illegals is too many illegals?
All these real substantive questions.
And they go, I'm not going to lie.
I just want Trump out.
It's the same when you ask black people during Obama, so why did you vote for him?
And if they were remotely honest, they'd go, because he's black.
I'm black.
I voted for the black guy.
So you want Trump out.
And obviously, the answer to that is to question them and say, why?
Specifically, call he racist.
Well, give me an example of the racism.
his mouth gets us in trouble so much.
I want to be with, Like Saudi Arabia?
With Russia?
With China?
With North Korea?
How does his mouth get us in trouble?
And by the way, who gives a flying fuck what the world community thinks?
We talked about this yesterday about all the different disgusting practices with Africans chopping, macheteing bald men because they think gold is in their head.
The West is the best.
Everyone else isn't just worse, they suck.
So I'm not really concerned with how the international community feels about this country.
Suck my American dick.
Watch your pH balance if you do.
You gotta like wash your mouth and shit.
Bush your teeth if you sucking a lot of dicks.
I don't, I don't want that, you know, we're dealing with a pandemic right now, right?
And I just want answers.
I want to know when this is over.
Like, you know, I want to go back to my job.
I want to be able to go out.
Okay, so you're with us Trumpers then?
Because we don't want, when I went to see Laura, I get into the stadium there and I'm walking on eggshells because I've been turned into like, it's like the X-Men where that chick, she touches someone and then all their veins go weird and they almost die.
I've been given that pariah status.
So I'm like, are you sure you want me here?
What should I do?
Should I wear a mask?
And she grabs her mask and goes, we don't do that commie shit here.
So if you are anti, what are you doing?
Look at his face.
What?
What the fuck?
This is, yeah, and that's got nothing to do with Cardi B. That could be someone on the plane saying, okay, we're going to be landing in the next 20 minutes.
So please put on your seat belts.
And you go, oh, I think I got this.
Yeah, yeah.
Seatbelt.
I want to be able not to feel like I'm trapped in my home.
Sorry, so I didn't finish my point.
Trump people, us, we hate the masks.
Take your six feet and shove it.
We tried your stupid shit.
It didn't work.
No matter what you do, this bad flu virus, no one's saying it doesn't exist.
We're saying it's just a bad flu.
It goes up, it peaks, and goes down.
You can quarantine, you can wear a mask, you can six feet, or you can do like Switzerland, nothing at all.
And it's exact same up-be-downy.
So we want to get back to work.
So Cardi B, I think you're fucking your opponent there because the DNC is obsessed with the masks and the COVID and the quarantining.
Why?
Because they're worried about an epidemic?
No, because they know their only chance in November is mail-ins because they are the kings of fraud.
So they have to make this look like the scariest thing on earth.
But I don't want somebody to lie to me and tell me that it's okay to go outside.
It's okay not to wear a mask, that everything is going to be okay.
No, I want like a timeline of when things are going to get.
Okay, how about now?
How about right now?
Because that's what Trump wants.
But your buddy there, Joe, doesn't want that.
Maybe do a little bit of research before you fucking start your WAP bullshit.
She's got a wet-ass pussy and a wet-ass mouth, too, from frothing.
I want a president to tell me what are the steps for us to get better besides, you know, taking precautions like with our masks and quarantining.
I need somebody to tell me, like, this is going to be over when we find this cure.
This is why it's taking so long.
This is why other countries are doing better than ours when it comes to this pandemic.
I need somebody to tell me the truth, the hardcore truth.
And so you realize what she's trying to say here.
I speak Cardi B. Trump fucked up, and it's the reason we have all this COVID stuff.
That's what she was told to say, but she's screwing it up by being honest and saying, I don't want to wear a fucking mask.
I think it's bullshit.
So she's actually her and Biden, Joey B and Cardi B are perfect for each other because they're both totally capable of screwing everything up, no matter how neatly it's placed before.
Just say that Trump fucked up the epidemic and made it into a pandemic.
That's all you got to do.
That's all you got to do.
I, of course, want free Medicare.
And this is why it's important to have free Medicare because look what's happening right now.
You see why we should have been having Medicare?
This is actually a salient point.
This is a thing.
This is tangible.
And we are how far in?
Three minutes and 16 seconds.
Three minutes and 16 seconds to get to a thing.
And Dems, if you want to say anything of substance, say, I want free Medicare.
Say it worked in Canada.
This doesn't have to be true, but at least it's a thing.
It worked in Canada.
It worked in Britain.
We want that.
Okay.
Gotcha.
I disagree, but at least you're saying something.
Long time.
I, of course, think that we need a free college education.
That's second.
And I want black people to stop getting killed.
Oh, I shouldn't have cut her off there.
She wants black people to stop getting killed.
City colleges are $3,000 a year.
You can't scrape together $3,000, then don't go to college.
You better be making that kind of money after you get out.
Yes, NYU is a quarter mil, but you don't need for a degree.
You don't need NYU.
City College not only does it have the same courses, it often has the same professors who go make extra money by going to a city college.
And to get a scholarship for city college, I mean, I'm speaking about New York, but I'm sure it's similar in your town.
Get some Ds, get some B's, show up.
Half the time, if you're from the Bronx, they'll just give you a 75, even if you didn't show up, and you'll get a scholarship for city college.
So we essentially do have free post-secondary education.
No, it doesn't pay for Harvard and Yale, and nor should it.
That's fucking insane.
You don't deserve a Ferrari, but you do deserve public transportation at a very affordable rate.
And that's what we have with secondary education.
Three grand a year is the worst case scenario, and it's very, very easy to get a scholarship.
Now, as far as black people being killed, yeah, it sucks.
You people, this guy, who likes blowjobs?
This guy.
Who's responsible for black crime?
This guy.
This guy and Kamala Harris.
When you devastate the black family, black children, black boys have no leadership and they get into crime.
And what do they do?
They kill each other to the tune of 20 a day.
Now, you seem focused on black people killed by police.
Last year, that was 10.
Eight were coming at, were not coming at the cop trying to kill him.
So that's two.
Two unarmed black people were killed last year.
Six people were killed by spider bites.
Is your next subject spiders?
Because that's the level of importance you're at.
Thank you.
And no justice for it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
Pause.
I fucking hate this myth.
Out of those two blacks in 2019 that were not attacking cops, the cops are on trial and we're analyzing the living shit out of that case.
Do you know the kind of testimony, research, trial that went on for the Mike Brown-Ferguson case?
They totally overdid it because they knew that there was going to be riots in the streets.
So they went nuts overanalyzing every single detail and laying out the burden of proof perfectly.
And he still, it's still, people think he had his hands up.
You got to look into that case.
I'm reading Heather McDonald's War on Cops right now.
It's an incredible book.
Part of me is reading, going, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
But the other half of the book, I'm going, oh, I had no idea it was that bad.
So her contention is that cops shoot blacks and get away with it.
That is not true.
In fact, even when they're innocent, like in the case of Rodney King, the trial goes through, they get found innocent, there's a riot, and they go, actually get back to jail.
We changed our mind.
So they get less justice, these cops, than most.
Secondly, you have a myth going around.
They go, yeah, 20 blacks kill 20 blacks every day, but they go to jail for that.
No, they don't.
80% of those crimes go unsolved.
And that's logical.
Like, can you see a detective going into East New York or Harlem or the South Bronx and saying, hello, I understand there was a shooting here late last night.
I'm wondering if you saw anything.
And the neighbors are going to come out.
Yes, we did.
It was a guy named, well, we call him Fuckhead Pete.
But FP, he's here.
He deals heroin on that corner.
He'll be here probably in about an hour.
And yeah, he grew up in that house.
First of all, if they did do that, which they would never do because it's not their culture, it's not the hood culture, they would get killed by snitches get stitches.
They would get killed by the locals.
During the Mike Brown trial, there were people who saw what really happened and they refused to come.
Even when they were subpoenaed, they refused to come to court.
And there was posters all over the area that said snitches get stitches.
So if you want black people to get justice, if you want these deaths to go notice, tell black people to stop covering for them.
This is not a cop thing.
Cops do not hunt blacks for sport.
Fuck.
What a crazy myth that is.
I just want more stricter laws.
That is fair.
I want more stricter laws.
And you know, it's fair for cops too.
If you kill somebody that is that doesn't have a weapon on them, you go to jail.
You know what?
If I kill somebody, I got to go to jail.
You got to go to jail too.
Pause.
Wait, wait, what was that?
Bloop?
Bloop?
Yeah.
Did you just go, you got to go to jail too?
Bloop?
Yes.
After a long pause, followed by another one.
I got to hear that all over again.
For cops, too.
If you kill somebody that is dead, doesn't have a weapon on them.
Wait, this is culture.
Yeah.
Culture put this up, so it's probably their jump cut.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe.
That is dead, doesn't have a weapon on them.
Pause.
What if they are shot seconds after dropping their knife?
What if they're charging a cop and they're huge and they're trying to grab a cop's gun?
Grab a cop's taser?
What if they're charging at a cop with a car?
That's often listed as unarmed.
You are technically unarmed.
What about those cases, Cardi B?
Please send me a list of innocent black people without guns getting shot and the cop getting away with it.
Please send me that list.
You go to jail.
You know what?
If I kill somebody, I got to go to jail.
You got to go to jail too.
That's what I want.
And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.
She's reading there.
So people could open their eyes on seeing.
So even with a giant cue card right in front of the camera, she can't speak English.
Go back.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, have.
That's what I want.
And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's like you're really confusing the people.
Like, what?
So they could open their eyes and see what kind of person they're getting with.
She means Trump.
But she said getting with, like, they're making out with someone.
She's honestly like not a seven-year-old.
I have a seven-year-old.
He's more articulate than this.
I'm going to say like five.
She's a dumb seven-year-old or a smart five-year-old.
One day you're telling them that this is nothing, that people need to stop getting tested because they're going to get it anyways.
Next thing you know, you have a mask in your face and you're really playing games, not with us, not the wokes.
You're playing games with the people that support you.
All of this has to happen, this crazy stuff that has to happen so they could open their eyes for the past four years.
Well, it doesn't have to happen.
For example, in 2016, if 18 to 23 or four-year-olds have voted in the same percentage as the rest of the population, we would have had Hillary Clinton, not him.
The vote matters.
That's why you keep...
That's why they came out.
They didn't come out for Hillary because no one likes Hillary.
And even less are going to come out for you Because nobody likes you, including you.
I don't think Jill Biden can put up with you.
Talking to people about the need to vote.
The vote matters.
It matters.
He's right here.
Like, shut this bitch up and just get her fans to the polls.
That's why we're here.
They're probably worse with mail than they are with going to the place and getting the sticker.
It's like a whole thing.
Yeah.
I think they do voter fraud is they pick them up in buses.
This is in New York.
They'll go to East New York.
Pick them all up in buses, take them.
I think they give them money.
I'm not sure.
They'd have to be pretty subtle about that because that can't be legal, but that's what they do here.
And so we got to take, look, the generation, your generation and the young millennials beyond that, they can own this.
They can own this outcome.
And they can own what happens in the next election.
This is two semi-retarded fools with cue cards trying to hammer the points that they've been given and also sound natural by talking normally.
This is like a ghetto hood rat bitch at an old folks home talking to a senile old man.
And they both are being told, you have to hit all these points.
The fate of the civilized world is in your hands.
What?
Why?
Why is anything in their hands?
Ones that can change things dramatically if they show up and vote.
Tell me what your fans most say to you when they communicate with you online.
What are they most concerned about?
I could guess.
Yo, you got a sweet ass pussy, bitch.
Yo, them tatas.
What I would do with you.
And then the female fans say, yo, you my girl B. Hit me up.
Yo, girl, give me a follow back.
Yo, girl, you dope.
You fucking killing it this year, girl.
You a fucking savage.
NGL, you Quayne.
Crown emoji, crown emoji, crown emoji.
Quayne.
Obviously, free, free college education, free Medicare.
Hi, Cardi B. I'm a huge fan.
I want free college education.
Hi, Cardi B. I'm a huge fan.
We need less student debt and we also want free Medicare.
Not happened once.
That has not happened once.
Now that, you know, people are just getting sick left to right, left to right.
And that's why I keep and right.
Not left to right.
It's left and right.
Wow.
Telling people because sometimes people have problems in their community.
They just have a they community?
What's a they community?
Like, for example, a lot of after-school programs that I was growing up with, there's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.
There's no after-school programs a lot.
And you don't grow up with after-school programs.
You grew up going to after-school programs.
And you clearly didn't go to any school programs.
You didn't go to school.
You can't speak English.
There's no more after-school programs a lot.
There's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.
That's right.
And it's like people are just wondering why, why, why is that?
is people don't want to pay the taxes for it.
And that's why this whole thing about...
We're not paying enough to school.
And they show the kids are our future.
That's such a, there's so much guilt tax we pay, like recycling.
We throw out a big thing of Tropicana and we feel bad.
Like, that's a big container shit.
And so they go, oh, you feel bad about that?
How about tax?
Yeah, that would make me feel like I'm helping.
Okay.
And they just throw it into landfills with all the other garbage.
It's all a lie.
And the same with school tax.
We are paying, we've been paying like a 45-degree line.
I think we're up to like 12 grand per student in America.
I'll double check that.
That's two things we've got to look at.
What do we pay per student in America?
And where did Cardi B's donation go?
And it doesn't do anything to test scores.
The only thing that improves test scores is charter schools.
That's it.
Government's bad has been such a downer for the things that really matter to you and me.
I was doing very well as a single dad when my wife and daughter got killed.
And I had two boys that survived that accident.
I didn't have the money to have someone take care of my kids.
He's forgotten his wife and daughter were killed.
Jesus, that guy's had some fucking horrific tragedies.
Then he had brain surgery twice, and then his son died.
Dude, pack it in.
No wonder your brain is fried.
I don't blame it.
I had my sister and my brother and my mother who helped me.
My sister moved in with me when she and her husband.
Always trying to look on the hood now.
I get it.
How about cousins there and everything?
We had a cookout.
We had to have cookouts and I have chitlins and grits and fried chicken.
Oh, and those Dominican things that you love, whatever they're so-called.
But look at all the people that don't have that kind of help.
And you want to know something?
Talking to you, you know, I'm always so focused on Medicare and college education.
And I never really thought about how important is child care.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I feel like nobody's more motivated than a mom.
Nobody wants to go and hustle out there and get that money.
But a dad.
Once you become a mom, you changed completely.
Your mindset.
Your mindset changed completely.
But it's like, how are you supposed to do that when you probably don't have a child?
By the way, her vocabulary, her hood vocabulary is, it's just a given that you're a single mom.
She doesn't say parents or family.
Family's not in her brain.
It's just there's women who get pregnant and then they a mom.
And nobody work harder than a mom.
Not there's families and couples and they get married and they have kids and then those parents have to bust their ass.
That never occurred to her.
You said her for your kid.
And I'm like, fortunately for me, I'm able to, you know, have my mom take care of my child.
But a lot of people, like, it's like they mom can't retire and take care of their kids.
Like, their mom, one thing, I like you talk about when your wife was killed.
I went through some stuff too.
When I was a stripper, I used to work at a Polish place and all they wanted like the white chicks more.
And then I would work at other places where it was with a lot of thick black women and they would tell me I'm too skinny or some shit.
So I've been all over the place.
But one thing I learned to make money is we would put shit in dudes' drinks and get them high and they would pass out.
And then I would rob them, take their Rolex and shit.
This is all true.
100% of what I just said is true.
One of the things that I admire about you is you keep talking about what I call equity, just decency, fairness, treating people with respect.
John Lewis.
That's all he wants.
We just want respect for other people.
That's what the DNC is all about, helping the little guy.
Whereas the Republicans, they only want rich white men to prosper.
Are you in kindergarten?
Vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.
Use the power to change for the change you want.
That implies that there's better tools that are violent.
But if you can't use violence in a pinch, I guess you could try voting.
Used to say, the vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.
Use the power to change for the change you want by voting.
Look.
Look, that's not how it goes.
That's not the thing.
Use the power for the change you want.
Nice slogan.
Uh-oh, we stopped.
I'm a lot older than you, to state the obvious.
When I was in high school, what happened was we had the civil rights movement with just be started.
And what happened?
Long came Bull Connor and his dogs.
He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the...
That's what Joe called diversity, but let's hear him just make up a different version of events.
And what happened?
Along came Bull Connor and his dogs.
He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the heart of the civil rights movement.
But when all those folks who never realized, never saw before what was happening in the South, they lived in places where there were very few black people, didn't know any black people, all of a sudden Bull Connor, with dogs ripping off the clothes of black women, elderly women going to church, and kids being knocked down with fire hoses and their skin being ripped off.
All of a sudden, as Dr. King said, we had the second emancipation.
We had the Voting Rights Act and we had the Civil Rights Act.
That's all you got.
The DNC, the left's entire epoch is black and white photos.
They're living half a century in the past.
This election is in November of 2020, not November of 1968 or 1950.
Fuck off with that.
Yes, there were some rough times in Jim Crow.
Yes, there was some bad behavior half a century ago.
You can't run on that.
I wasn't even fucking born then and I'm old as shit.
Things because people said, oh my God, that's happening.
I think I heard you say somewhere in a long line.
This cell phone has changed America.
Because what happens now?
We're at a point where some brave kids 15 years old can stand there and for a total of eight minutes and 46 seconds take a photograph of a black man whose family I know and met with.
It's an eight-minute photograph?
So is he using a photo emotion and allowing it to burn onto the photo paper?
Do you mean video?
There's no such thing as an eight-minute photograph outside of like kids in film school experimenting with photo emotion.
With and understand and spent time with and watched him brutally murdered.
Brutally murdered.
Brutally murdered is a lie.
He died of a fentanyl overdose.
He was a drug addict.
And by the way, we're still on trial for that.
This is not a fucking pattern.
We're saying, my God, that really happens because I'm not in a neighborhood like that.
I don't come from a place.
And now, guess what?
They're demanding change.
Black people, we're not asking for sympathy.
We're not asking for charity.
Black?
Are you black?
She didn't.
She said we.
Yeah.
You're a conquistador.
You're Spanish.
You conquered the Dominican Republic.
You killed the natives.
Then there was some slaves.
You may have a bit of slave blood somewhere back there.
It don't look like it too much.
Like people, we're not asking for sympathy.
We're not asking for charity.
Yes, you are.
We are just asking for equality.
We are asking for fairness and we are asking for justice.
That is all.
I feel like everything, everything that people are asking for is getting interpreted in a very different way.
No, it's simple.
We just want justice.
That's all.
We want justice.
We want to feel justice.
That's just a lie.
So much of this is just fucking made-up shit.
Like George Floyd, I saw at the DNC convention, they had his brother, and he goes, my brother was a good man who he wanted to help people.
Every time he met someone, he would try to help.
Really?
What about the woman where he pushed a gun into her pregnant belly and said, get the fuck back in the house?
Disguised as a con Ed guy.
Then he got in there, pistol whipped her, tried to get money.
There was no money in the house.
Then ran away.
And I believe he served five years for that.
How about all his kids all over America that he's abandoned?
His baby mama said he's not going to see his daughter graduate.
He never saw any of his kids Graduate.
He was not going to stick around.
This is the only pattern that the George Floyd case is indicative of.
It's deadbeat losers traveling the country, getting high, and scamming people.
He's indicative of a bad pattern in this country, and it's called career criminals.
Americans, we want equality.
Treat me with respect.
Yes, we're respect.
You get so much more respect than you deserve.
It's amazing.
You're right now debating with the vice president of the United States, ex-vice president, with a guy running for president of the United States.
You don't deserve to be sitting in that chair, but we over-respect minorities like yourself because we feel guilty that plenty of you are doing shitty.
I don't.
Black failure, white guilt.
I don't put those two together.
That's where I think you're seeing a real...
He called me two weeks ago.
He said, Joe, Joe, I just came from a protest in Mississippi.
He said, and I looked out there, and there were, I forget how many people.
He said, there were as many white kids marching as black kids.
Yeah, because this is fashion, Joe.
It's all fashion now.
Ryan was hanging out with these people from L.A. at a party, and they had been to all the Black Lives Matter, all the different rallies.
And he said, oh, so you guys are really into police brutality kind of politics?
And they go, oh, no, we hate politics.
That's what everyone's doing.
It's just a place to be.
It's like a rave.
Tippy, Joe.
Things are changing, Joe.
The reason I'm so optimistic is because of your generation.
You're the smartest, the best educated.
You have to find someone senile with brain damage to call Cardi B smart.
The least prejudiced and the smartest, the best educated, the least prejudiced, and the most engaged generation in American history.
And you're going to change things.
Engaged in your dogma, maybe.
You're going to change them.
You're the reason I have such incredible hope.
I really mean it.
I'm not trying to be nice.
It's a fact.
That's what's going to change the facts.
I have hope.
It's just a fact.
So the world's always looked to us.
Why have they looked to us?
Not because we're so powerful, but the power of our example.
Look what they're seeing now with this president.
He's literally promoting hatred.
Promoting prejudice.
Yeah, Trump is promoting hatred and promoting prejudice.
Like their new platform is just lies.
This is communism in a nutshell.
Just make up shit.
You don't have to do research or prove anything.
Just make it up.
Trump is promoting hatred.
That's easy.
Promoting racism.
Talking about protecting the Confederate flag when Mississippi takes it off their flag?
And he's defending it?
He's talking about stats.
I mean, this is all about the game of making people hate each other because that's how he wins by dividing us.
But you're going to change.
Change that.
Prove that theory, Joe.
Your generation is changing.
You already are doing it.
The new generation.
You're already, you're doing it.
By the way, what's Blexit if Trump is all about dividing people?
Why do you have the lowest black support out of any presidential candidate in history?
Is that because Trump pushes division?
No.
Black people disproportionately like Trump.
He's no Obama to them, but he's got a huge black following because they look at the DNC and they see them as rip-off artists doing bullshit talks like this one.
This is so fucking phony.
Imagine these two on a camping trip.
You gotta hope the fire starts.
Cardi, you need to stop talking, please.
I'm exhausted.
You're melting my marshmallows.
Okay, I'm just telling you that, like, there's so much shit going on with China that it's like they all Chinese.
Our very own Wayne Dupree was at one of the many black events that Trump held, you know, in the way.
Yeah, he won some sort of equality award from a black, a nonpartisan black group before he was even president.
Go ahead.
No one called him racist before 2016, by the way.
Nobody.
To change it.
Your generation is changing.
You already are doing it.
The new generation, my fans, my people, that it's like, this is why we have to go out and vote.
I know that the young generation right now with social media, we are just so eager to make money, to look a certain type of way, to have style, celebrity.
You mean like this entire political climate we're in right now that's based completely on fashion?
And it's like, why don't we make a change for real and just vote?
And in the primaries, they kept saying, well, you know, there's not that many people voting.
Biden's not going to excite anybody.
We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.
People are ready.
They're ready and they know we can change it.
But look, there's a lot.
I don't think that's true.
That sounds like bullshit.
Go ahead.
Really rely on people like you.
And let me tell you something.
The American people have never, ever, ever let their country down given half a chance.
Never.
And they've been battered by corporate America.
They've been battered by this president.
They've never let their country down given half a chance.
That doesn't make it.
That's not how you use the term given half a chance.
I would help you given half a chance.
But I've been given half a chance to not let the country down.
These two need a high school teacher to correct their grammar.
Particularly, and the way in which he's able to continue to divide it, he appeals to the outright prejudice of some of those in that community that don't have any money, and he just appeals to their prejudice.
He spews hate.
Like redneck hillbillies, Dixie, that's what you're all about?
That's what Trump's going for?
The Dixie vote?
The racist vote?
Idiotic.
Stop it.
Prejudism.
I wonder when you go to L Magazine, they have the transcription.
I wonder if they changed that to prejudice.
It'd be funny sending this transcript.
Put that in your notes.
We got to check that.
Prejudism.
That's why they've taken this video down.
Someone should do a montage of all the fake words in this thing.
Imagine giving the transcript to like an English teacher or professor or something.
Oh, even imagine giving it to an intern.
That's a full day's work translating all this to English.
They're prejudice.
He spews hate.
We've got to stop it.
Prejudice is just so dangerous.
Like, it could be a start of a civil war.
It makes people feel uncomfortable around different people.
Nobody wants to feel targeted.
You know, it's funny.
We're in a civil war right now.
Portland is three months of rioting, and it's because of the fear of prejudice.
So your fear-mongering, your bullshit Nazi narrative starts civil wars.
We're in one.
Everybody wants animosity.
We just want the best for us.
Everybody wants the best for their self, their future, for their future.
I don't want to live to tell my kids, like, you have to be careful going to the store.
Don't wear this, this certain type of clothes.
Don't wear a mask.
Don't wear a hoodie.
Please don't, don't, don't get stopped.
Please don't get stopped.
And I don't want to feel a certain type of hate, a certain type of animosity for a different race because I feel like they get it easier than us.
I don't want to feel like that.
Nobody wants to feel like that.
Why can't we just work with each other?
You want us to feel like that?
Because it's your whole campaign is pretending that whites are racist.
Take that away and this meeting doesn't exist.
It's a 20-second talk about free college and free Medicare.
racism always have existed, but I feel like right now Racism always have existed.
But I feel like right now, there's just a lot of tension.
And we need somebody to clean that.
I'm just so tired of it.
You know, the country's been mourning.
And what you're finding now is the vast majority of the American people understand what's going on.
My mom used to have an expression, she said, Joey, the greatest virtue of all is courage.
Because without courage, you couldn't love with abandon.
And without courage, none of the other virtues would exist.
It's time for some courage, and you're exercising it.
You and other people of your stature who have millions of courage.
All she exercises is her wet-ass pussy.
People who look to you, you're exercising.
It's not easy for you to do this.
You're going to get a lot of flack for the money.
God, that is over.
That was brutal.
Far right.
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day.
Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.
Far right.
Okay.
So she did, she gave $1,000 an hour to people on Instagram who seemed poor.
I don't know how it worked.
I don't know where the money went.
I don't know who was in conjunction with it.
She spends like a, she has a ring worth a million dollars.
So it's not a lot of money out of her pocket.
But maybe some other group matched it or something.
But I don't understand how you verify that it's a family in need.
She said, show us your Instagram and we're going to make sure that you're not fucking around.
But maybe it worked.
Hey, I'm not going to knock charity.
Thanks, Cardi B. And then secondly, we did look up the interview and they've done exactly that.
The reason this is so hard to find, and thank you, Culture, for recording it, is that they're embarrassed.
So when she said, and you know, like the prejudicism is so dangerous, they wrote it.
And you know, this prejudice is dangerous.
So they've totally sanitized her terrible grammar.
Ooh, look what I just found.
What?
We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.
They added some of.
They're cleaning the shit up.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's great.
They're corrected.
It continues to divide our business.
I'll bet you a million bucks.
Joe Biden's campaign got on the phone with Ellen said, get that down now.
And then you got to make these changes.
And they went, okay, okay, sorry.
I guess we're just stupid fashion bitches.
We probably shouldn't get involved in politics.
Let's look at more news from Cardi B. What's 1-7?
What's 1-7?
Oh, no, that's what we just saw.
Okay, so go to 1-8.
This is what Cardi B is really about.
If you want to be honest with her and really find out what makes her tick.
Y'all, it's your girl Freddie B, and I'm doing this video so y'all can keep your pussy on WAP.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of you bitches got to that dry ass.
I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on WAP.
WAP is wet ass pussy.
I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on wet ass pussy.
I'm going to show you how to keep your vagina moist.
Because y'all pH balance is off.
And you want to know why?
It's not because you're born with it.
It's because y'all keep fucking these dirty ass niggas.
And y'all bitches is shy to tell these niggas that they dick is hot.
You gotta tell, babe, yo, your dick smell like mustard, my nigga.
You wanna throw my pH balance off.
Y'all bitches be fucking these little dirty ass niggas.
Y'all be sucking they dick and shit.
Y'all be gagging on it.
Y'all think y'all gagging on it because the dick is big.
But no, bitch, it's because it's thick.
Another thing is, right, why your pH balance is throwing off because y'all bitches need to fucking brush y'all teeth before you suck dick.
Y'all eating barbecue ribs the whole day, bacon, egg, and cheese.
Then you suck your nigga dick.
And right after, he directly put it inside your pussy.
Now you got bacon, egg, and cheese grease inside your pussy.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm only giving y'all this advice because I love you.
If you're wanting to take that advice, all right then, bitch.
Roll the dice and keep walking around with that dehydrated pussy.
Like I said, I love y'all.
And this is for y'all to keep the WAP.
I think that she should have been Biden's VP pick.
He said woman.
He said of color.
She's clearly, she thinks she's black.
Dominicans are clear.
She would have been perfect.
And she could have taught our wives, mothers, sisters, and daughters about keeping their pussy on WAP.
PH.
That's chemistry right there.
It would have been perfect for Netflix.
They've got their show Cuties, but 11-year-olds twerking.
All right, we're out of time.
Let's squeeze in some letters and see what we got.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Hey, Gav and Super Fag.
Who's that?
The guy who lives in the fag capital of the world.
I don't know who that is.
How is Ryan not the coolest, manliest man alive?
Being around Gavin for years, you think Ryan would have picked up on some of your badassery.
What do you mean?
Not a word, but he has to like you more than a friend.
And then he shows a picture of himself wearing a very, very soft cardigan with an earring and a long underwear shirt from the gap.
Okay, let me see here.
What's weird?
Nice stash, dude.
That's not manly enough for me.
Really?
Hey, Ben.
Oh, sorry, this is from Ben.
What's good, Gavin, big guy?
Ryan needs to read up on audio engineering.
The problems with your TriCaster could either be a software issue with audio channels not being adjusted in the app, or you could have to get new cables.
Audio cables are fragile and break all the time with heavy use.
We also built this studio ourselves, so we're constantly walking over cables.
It's also possible it's human error.
Wasn't going to be one of those assholes calling in, telling you how to run your show.
However, I have a good meme for how y'all look arguing.
Gavin, it's not working.
Ryan, I need to know what isn't working.
It's not working.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Fix the issue.
Agreed.
Those guys are cool, though.
Orange County Chopper guys.
What?
Orange County Chopper Guys?
Yep.
Cool dudes.
Get this from Dean.
Darman is hiring a screenwriter.
Oh, wow.
Jobs include doing the same fucking script twice, but switching out a football with a basketball.
Must be able to repurpose.
Must be impressed by your son being on the cover of a magazine.
This is from Jamie.
Hey, Gavin, funder of the fag zone and gamer lifestyle of hair fluffer.
I just noticed something.
When Joe Biden speaks, he sounds like one of those old cunts in pubs that starts telling you a story, then just forget what he's on about and goes, ah, well, you can me.
That's Scottish for you know me.
And if you haven't got a clue what he's on about, he just comes, he just goes, come on, man, you can me.
And oh, Joe, free up the road.
Then you end up punching him because he was sniffing your bird.
This email was from Jamie Punnyquick from Newton Grange, Midlothian, Edinburgh.
I like you more than a friend.
Send me soaks for free, you tight-fisted bastard.
What are soaks?
What I do with my feeder when he's doing that is I say he'll go, and then there was, he's got a fake English Scottish accent.
And then there was a gentleman who he was in a movie.
I believe it was The Fugitive.
He was, oh, what was his name?
Fucking name.
And I'll go, Dad, skip it.
We don't need the name of the town.
We don't need the name of the actor.
We don't need to know the year.
Continue with the story.
And he goes, no, it's fucking, oh, oh, that's going to drive me crazy.
Well, then let it drive you crazy on your own time.
I need the story.
The only other thing, the only thing more annoying than that with boomers and dads in general is they go, yes, well, I have a photo of it.
I can show you.
And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here, here.
And they get out and then they, oh, and then they shut it off and then they turn it on.
And then they start scrolling through 7 million photos and they think they're going to get to it.
And they have no system.
There's no folders.
And they think they're going to get to it in one second.
And they start showing you other shit.
Yes.
Oh, there's my daughter.
That's my boat.
That's my boat.
Look at that.
That's a Marlin.
That Marlin is worth $3,000.
We're talking about the same guy.
Yeah.
The guy from the bar?
Well, no, it happened to me at the airport.
Oh, really?
It's always a boat and fish and daughters.
Yeah, that's all that's on there.
Dear Gavin and the queen of fags, who lives in the fag capital of the world, I believe.
I can't imagine who that is.
I have an incredible idea for a phone app.
It's an app that can solve any math calculation for you.
All it requires for you to type in is the problem and bang.
It gives you a solution.
It's called the Pocket Asian.
I also thought of a new type of fleshlight for gays.
It will be in the mold of Ryan's asshole.
It'll be called the Pocket Ryan, or maybe the Pocket Asian too.
Those are all great points.
They're terrible.
And finally, we have Donald Trump, No Collusion, Rigged Witch Hunt.
Oh, he's saying it's a good name for a hardcore band.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
What makes you think of the word cunt?
Okay, we're going to wrap up the show.
Let's jump ahead to the final video where it's my good brother.
What's his name?
Steve Inozzi, I believe.
He's always butting into people's business.
What's his name?
Let's see here.
I'm having a hard time.
Gian Asante.
Gian Asante.
Steven Gianasanti.
So he's like a blue-collar, I think Brooklyn type of Italian guy.
And they don't really go for this eating until you're going to die and doing fucking painkillers all day and lying about your pain so you can get more oxy.
So in this clip, he pretends he fell off a golf cart so he can get more fentanyl or whatever.
They should give him all the fentanyl he needs, by the way.
All you can eat fentanyl.
Step right up.
But yeah, he's dying for an excuse to fall.
But with that being said, this WAP Italian does seem to drive fairly recklessly.
He's got a wet ass put when you have a wet-ass pussy on the back of your golf cart.
Don't go.
You can't go over curbs.
That's like what drunk teens do.
Maybe he's in on it.
No.
Oh, great theory.
I'm having a hard time.
He's like, give me some of that fentanyl and we'll run it over.
I'm having a hard time moving around and doing this.
So I have to be careful.
What is that?
But I really don't think this is a good idea.
All right, just hold on.
All right, ready?
Let's go play golf.
All right, let's do this.
Oh my gosh, it's gonna be fast.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, should be okay.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go up a little bit of a curve here.
Why?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh!
Shit.
You alright?
Oh no!
Oh god!
No!
Oh no, Cole, no!
No, I can't!
You can get a call.
Get the fuck up, fat ass.
No!
My arms and everything.
No, Cole!
Can I touch your eyes to see if there's actual tears coming out?
Ambulance.
I can't believe this.
I don't think he fell for real.
Oh, God.
But I'm a smoker.
Because Steven has done this so many times.
I'm not sure what to do right now.
If he's hurt and I ignore it, he can end up with an emergency.
How can he be hurt?
Could you even break a bone with all that fat around it?
Look at that foot.
That's prehistoric elephant man.
Oh, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
It hurts.
What hurts?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
The Asante brothers.
I'm done with sympathy.
I'm done with helping people.
I'm done with the DNC, even listening to them.
What about colonization, capitalism, and white supremacy?
What?
Shut the fuck up.
You're stupider than astrologists.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
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