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July 16, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Don't fight the business, baby, in your skin.
	We went to me.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	That's a fun little jam.
	So Mike Skinner's back with the streets.
	He's got a new album out.
	I don't know what it's called.
	I forgot what it's called.
	You can fucking look it up, you lazy shithead.
	But that song...
	Hack Baker, who we talked about a lot on the show.
	That's a black folky dude who just got to have...
	And that accent seems to have been replaced with that like, bear grills.
	You know that weird accent Londoners, young Londoners do now?
	But he's got like an old school, what you doing, don't muck about, accent.
	And I appreciate it coming from a young man.
	And his songs are fucking amazing.
	It's 7 a.m.
	7 a.m.
	That gives you a little taste.
	This one's also with Hack Baker.
	What is it?
	Associated Performer, guitar vocalist, Hack Baker, as well.
	And what song?
	This one and the other one.
	What's the other one?
	What the hell was it?
	The one that you just cited.
	Mm-hmm.
	So you're interrupting me to tell me that he does another song with Hack Baker.
	Does he?
	Yeah.
	What's the other song, Ryan?
	The one that you just mentioned.
	What song did I just mention?
	7 a.m.
	No, remember we showed it on the show?
	That Tame and Paula?
	Yeah.
	He's not in the Tame and Paula one.
	Oh, Hack Baker isn't Tame and Paula.
	Hack Baker is not Tame Impala.
	Thank you, Ryan, for your helpful rock knowledge.
	The man who only listens to single mom music is interrupting the show because he doesn't know the difference between Hack Baker, H-A-K-B-A-K-E-R, and Tame and Paula.
	Do they sound remotely similar?
	It's the same number of syllables.
	What are you talking about?
	I got confused.
	I thought you said the other song was also with Hack Baker.
	So I said, well, this is interesting.
	I'm looking into it because I was looking for the record name, the album name, and it says Hack Baker.
	So I say, oh, wow, I got to mention this.
	So now you're explaining that your mistake was perfectly reasonable.
	Is that your new angle?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Yeah.
	So when I'm talking about music, please don't interrupt me to say something that is not true.
	if you're And Hack Baker also does sort of trippy desert music that sounds like it's from outer space.
	I think it's from Australia originally.
	And when Hack Baker does that kind of music, he calls himself Tame Impala.
	Tabernouche.
	Oh, no.
	Is he going to ruin?
	I don't tear down another black man.
	I have the pain of being torn aside while I deliberate others.
	I don't tag you.
	Please don't be offended.
	I tried to pick people I thought would do this.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, few.
	See, you're kind of, when there's an artist, well, basically every musician now, when you like them, you like their music, you're so reluctant to check out what they have to say in case it's like, we need reparations now.
	Black Lives Matter is a massive scene in London.
	London?
	The police are too pussy to beat up black people.
	They don't even have guns.
	They don't even arrest anyone but Tommy Robinson.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, no.
	Filth pig cunts.
	Thanks for ruining Hack Baker for me.
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	We've got a lot to cover today in a very little amount of time, but let's start with the breaking news, which is Ryan hates his hair.
	Ryan, I guess because he's Japanese as his first language, he went into the barber and said, oh, just a haircut, nothing wrong with that.
	And they said, okay, I guess I'll give him a haircut.
	But I guess you wanted, what, some faggy trim?
	Yeah, I wanted to keep most of the length.
	And now I look like Eddie Guerrero.
	It's not like a mullet, but there's a lot back there.
	Like, usually they taper it off, but I said keep the back because.
	Who's Eddie Guerrero?
	Eddie Guerrero is a deceased wrestler, professional wrestler.
	See, the great thing about the show is we have such different areas of expertise.
	I know about good music and the news.
	He knows all about single moms music and children's stuff.
	So if we ever have a problem with Toy Story or wrestling or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, boom.
	What are the two rival factions in Harry Potter?
	Gryffindor and Slytherin.
	See, we could have sat here for an hour as I was saying Voldemort and fucking Harry Cobbs.
	No, Voldemort is, we don't actually say his name.
	Did I, I told you this story, right?
	What?
	Oh, in the back, the road trip?
	Yeah, it was some crazy storm in Montreal.
	I was trying to get back to New York City.
	It's only a six-hour drive.
	So flights are all canceled.
	Stay at a hotel.
	Fuck, I'd rather just drive.
	Go to get a rental, no rental.
	I see a couple there, and they are fucking nerds, kind of like my neighbors today.
	Like, normies, so normie that they're in a funny movie.
	And you would go, haha, no one's that square.
	So they go, I go, hey, man, I'll split the gas and everything with you if I could go down in the back.
	I lived in New York City at the time.
	They lived in the Burbs.
	By the time we got to the Burbs, they decided they didn't want to go any farther with me.
	So I had to take a cab that was another $100.
	So it was probably in Westchester.
	Dang.
	But anyway, we get in the car and we're driving for a while.
	Oh, sorry.
	They searched my bag for a knife.
	Just in case, you know, just, I mean, we have kids.
	we have to be cautious, and you could be a murderer.
	How did I...
	Or I just hang out at the rental place ready to kill people and then I pretend I was going where they were going and I suss out that a flight was canceled.
	It's a form of vanity, that level of paranoia, to think you matter that much.
	And it's ironic because if I had a knife, I would have ended up killing them because we're driving along and after we start to get our stride, I guess on 87, she pulls out Harry Potter.
	So yeah, we like to, on road trips, we will read Harry Potter.
	He drives and I read.
	So and if you have any questions, he is basically the Harry Potter expert.
	These weren't nerds like with tattoos of unicorns and stuff.
	These are people you see dropping kids off at school.
	They look like incredibly normal square suburban parents.
	And Jewish, potentially Jewish, dark-haired.
	And she goes, yeah, he can answer any questions.
	And then they give an example.
	They're like, for example, Krustelmort or some fucking castle that I'm sure you're familiar with, where the reason no one ever discovers it is because it has a force field around it.
	And when you get too close to it, you forget what you were doing and you turn around and walk away.
	That's their force field.
	You know, the kind of things that are in children's books.
	That's true.
	So she's reading away.
	And it's funny that I'm reading my own book here.
	And the first thing I see is Genviev hit her tits with the blankets as I explain what was going on.
	Adult stuff.
	Very, this is a grown-up book, my book.
	And she's reading it, and I'm just like, I don't want to read fucking Wizard Dr. Zeus.
	Why am I listening to J.K. Rowling's made-up stories that she created so her fatherless, homeless son would feel safer when he goes to, I don't know, whatever fucking orphanage school they send wayward youths to.
	So eventually I just decide I do want to drive all the way into New York City, but I can't do this.
	I physically can't listen to Harry Potter for six hours.
	So if I just go, you know what, if it's all the same to you guys, I was listening to a podcast earlier and I would love to finish it.
	And they both sort of go, oh, okay, all right.
	And then as I listened to whatever I was listening to, it could have been nothing, by the way.
	I just, I can hear them like...
	They're still doing that?
	I'm hoaring, hoaring, hoaring, hoaring.
	Cast a spell and grab the wand and, oh, Lord, roared.
	Like, what the fuck?
	My 13-year-old would laugh if I read her Harry Potter.
	She'd go, what's this bit?
	If I read my 11-year-old Harry Potter, I think he'd be worried about me.
	He'd maybe call some sort of parent protective services.
	And then my seven-year-old, yeah, I think he'd kind of be into it for a little while.
	Help me out here, Earth.
	Help me out.
	Excelsior.
	Anyway, let's have a good look at your new hairdo.
	Take your headphones off and really show the world.
	It's still like a little, you know.
	That's the part that confuses me.
	You know, I just, it's a lot to deal with when you bike and you're sweating.
	You know, the bangs and always touching.
	I haven't really touched it much since I got it.
	So there's less of that.
	And I don't know.
	It really has to be a certain way with the body.
	So you find your hair is too hot when you ride a bicycle, when you have bigger hair than that.
	Oh, yeah.
	It really does a good job of warming my head.
	Like if it gets, if it's on my forehead, remember it was like on my forehead like this?
	But isn't that heat?
	Isn't the wind pushing it away?
	That's another thing.
	Now, I don't really like that look.
	The lot of hair back thing.
	Windy head look.
	Yeah.
	So it's just...
	I don't know what to tell you.
	I mean, I could imagine that.
	I silently admit it.
	I just be like, to have to work with you every day.
	If that was me, I would fucking eat a 22.
	I was going to say a 44.
	Is that a guy?
	I think so.
	Look, we've got a lot to cover.
	We haven't really started the show.
	We're supposed to talk about Barry Weiss, who, by the way, is probably the most attractive five in the world.
	She is on the cover of five.
	She's on the cover of the New York Post, and she's on the cover of Five Magazine.
	She is a breathtaking five.
	She's the ten of fives.
	But you know what?
	I'm not, like, good.
	I'm glad the Times is getting shit on.
	I don't understand why everyone's going so nuts.
	Who the fuck didn't know that Twitter is not on the masthead of the New York Times, but Twitter has become its ultimate editor?
	Remember, LA Weekly had a cover story about me, and it was something like Gavin McInnis in his own words or something.
	And then Twitter went nuts on them, and now it's like, from vice to the far right.
	No, that's the blaze.
	LA Weekly?
	LA Weekly, I'm on it.
	Okay.
	Not seeing it.
	This might have just gotten deleted.
	Oh, wait, there we go.
	Yep.
	Vice co-founder.
	Look, look, look.
	Oh, look.
	No, this always happens.
	It stays in the URL.
	Oh, no, that's different.
	Fuck.
	Anyway, you're useless.
	My own forays into wrongthink have made me the subject of constant bullying by colleagues who disagree with my views.
	Yeah.
	Does anyone think that it's conceivable that one person could work at the New York Times and like Trump?
	I don't think the janitors can like Trump.
	I think if some maid comes in there in the middle of the night and is sweeping up and she in her head, she thinks, he not so bad, she gets a shock.
	Of course, right?
	Doesn't everyone know that?
	Oh, there's our Trump guy on the third floor.
	Or maybe it's LA magazine?
	Yeah, that makes more sense.
	These are all the ones on their side.
	Well, they could have deleted it.
	Stories are chosen and told in a way to satisfy the narrowest of audiences rather than to allow a curious public to like, doesn't this just sound totally redundant?
	Yeah, I know.
	This is, I was saying this to Cooney the other day when he had Bernard Kirk on, and they were talking about how New York is fucked and it's so dangerous and it's like Dinkins.
	And I'm just watching it going, this is all great information and I appreciate the show, but I know.
	Okay, how McInnis went from vice to the far right.
	But if you click on it, I bet the URL has the original headline.
	Unless they fix that thing.
	What's happening here?
	It's unclickable.
	It's unclickable.
	Open up a new tab.
	It just says in the URL, Gavin McInnes interview.
	In the URL.
	And now it won't load at all.
	Interesting.
	Oh, there we go.
	So what does the URL say now?
	Gavin McInnes interview.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, sometimes they keep the old URL.
	But we're going to get into that.
	What a shithole New York has become because it's deceiving sometimes.
	We were going down Third Avenue a couple nights ago, and we're in a Hell's Kitchen, and it's kind of rocking.
	Everyone's having drinks outside and walking down the street, and there's parts of the East Village that are alive, and there's parts of Williamsburg that are alive.
	But Tuesday night, Grand Central.
	Wow.
	I missed my train by one minute.
	I sent you this picture separately.
	And I've never seen Grand Central like this.
	This is Tuesday.
	This, like last year, this time, Tuesday at nine, an absolute madhouse, shoulder to shoulder.
	You couldn't even see that far, obviously.
	Look, zoom into the corner there.
	How many people are in Grand Central?
	One, two, three on the left, and then four, seven, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten people in Grand Central.
	Grand Central.
	They got the food down there rocking?
	Nope.
	Everything's closed.
	You know what's, I want to know a cool secret?
	See those three big penises?
	Actually small penises, but that are big.
	Those are hallways that all the ticket collectors get to traverse in.
	People who work for the trains use those hallways, and they have glass bottoms.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty cool.
	And the ticket collectors get these tickets to these secret little rooms where there's a cot and you can sleep and there's little living rooms with mid-century furniture where you can watch TV.
	No civilians allowed.
	Oh, cool.
	So the advanced guys will go there in the morning, sleep all day, then do the rush hour at night and count all 10 hours.
	Wow.
	It's a racket like everything in New York.
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	I don't know why I get so many news stories together for the Thursday's show because we barely get started.
	So yeah, Grand Central.
	And then my buddy John sent me this video of Lower Manhattan.
	Indistinguishable from, no, it'll be late.
	There it is.
	You had it.
	This is not the movie Escape from New York.
	This was filmed three or four days ago.
	This is City Hall.
	Now, hold on a second.
	Wait a minute.
	This area of Lower Manhattan, you don't really see young people in it.
	It's just people busting their ass.
	It's government employees, DAs, lawyers, couple guys on trial waiting for their time, rich people, fashion people.
	Obviously, there's a lot of Wall Street people down there.
	But it's not, you don't see graffiti down there.
	There's nowhere to hang out.
	I think there's one bar, and it's kind of a conservative bar.
	I forget what it's called, the Patriot or something.
	That's it, though.
	It's not very residential.
	So, I mean, I guess it's probably like your city hall.
	But look at that and turn up the audio so you can hear.
	Because there's people yelling.
	All cops are bastards.
	Some flag hanging there.
	They're not taking down.
	Oh, didn't we already show this?
	Lenopi Lands?
	Yeah.
	So, yeah.
	Amidtown walking around at night, I saw a woman on her stomach being arrested, screaming her head off.
	There's about 10 cops around her.
	And then the only other person I saw near Grand Central was this Indian man, Dot, not feather, dancing around a bottle of booze.
	In circles around it.
	Doop-be-doop, be-doop.
	Well, this is a good segue into cops.
	It smells like India Midtown.
	Is that bad to say?
	I heard it smells really bad.
	What?
	Everyone's familiar with my black dress, gold dress thing, right?
	We all remember the dress where some saw it as black and yellow or something, others saw it as white and gold, something like that.
	And that's how I'm seeing all of this shit with the cops.
	Obviously, we all see the riots the same way.
	A bunch of spoiled brats acting like assholes, pretending it's about black lives, even though CHOP has white people shooting black people.
	Then we hear it's about Marxism.
	Then we hear it's about white slave owner statues, but then they're ripping down other statues.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	This is just, fuck you.
	That's what's going on.
	It's that simple.
	It's like when you draw a cock in a bathroom stall or a swastika and you say, shit.
	That's all this is.
	Like I saw this footage of an Irish demonstration, I think in Dublin.
	And it was like March of Innocence.
	And they're there against pedophilia.
	I believe this march was focused on pedophilia in Islam, but I'm sure that the group is not bananas about pedophilia in the Catholic Church.
	But these kids show up, these Antifas show up, playing Billy Bragg's, the fascists, you're going to lose.
	It's an old like 80s song about bonafide Nazi skinheads, by the way.
	And what are they doing there?
	Are they really pro-Muslim rape?
	No.
	They're just being brats.
	And I did that when I was a kid.
	You did that?
	You'd flick someone's head.
	You'd throw, we used to throw, we threw firecrackers at people.
	We were bad kids.
	It's what brats do.
	We were brats.
	We threw snowballs at cars when we were 11.
	That's what these riots are.
	Stop imbuing them with some sort of political diatribe.
	They are just throwing snowballs at cars.
	There you go.
	Oh, you fascists are bound to lose.
	That was pretty quick, Ryan.
	Thanks.
	But have you got video?
	This sort of shows you that it's not about ideology.
	And don't tell me that the situation in Ireland is different than the situation in Houston.
	Look, if London is worried about George Floyd, then there's no rhyme or reason to any of this.
	And we can see.
	We can see.
	Then they start blaming Billy Bragg.
	Ever heard of Billy Bragg, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	He's not a great leap forward.
	He's not tame in Poland.
	Great leap forward.
	So the beauty of the Irish is they just go, well, this is it.
	And they just fucking beat up.
	We're not doing that.
	You're not here to fuck up my don't rape kids march.
	And, you know, when we threw snowballs at cars, we knew that we were going to get in trouble.
	That was kind of the excitement of vandalism as a little kid.
	And when I say kid, I mean throw snowballs at cars was like 11, 12, 13.
	And then when we got older, when we were punks, we were just like throwing garbage and stuff, asking for trouble.
	But you know, you're going to get beat up.
	And you know that if the cops catch you, you're fucked.
	In this scenario, It's the same bratty behavior, but you throw a snowball at a car and the police tell the car they better watch it.
	The couple in St. Louis is being indicted.
	They just did a weapon search and they got his AR-15, whatever it was, and they said this is inoperable.
	He must have something else in the house.
	Now, I think what it sounds like he did is he took out whatever fancy pin you have to make it work, and he's handed them some broken gun.
	So now the argument's going to be, it wasn't a real gun.
	But they are being indicted for not allowing brats to throw snowballs at their car.
	God, she is a smokeshow.
	So what do you make of the reaction against the McCloskeys as racists, as lunatics, armed bigots?
	I would not believe that the lunatics have put her and her family through.
	You're a little AC over there.
	And it was, I mean, I'm shocked.
	St. Louis is my hometown.
	On his show.
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	KIM GARDNER WHO IS THE CIRCUIT ATTORNEY WHO AMAZING So we're on the same page, right?
	It's totally typical of Brady behavior.
	We've seen it a million times before.
	But the difference now is that the state, the top brass police force, the DNC, and the media is saying this is awesome.
	And you can jump around on the highway to get hit by a car, and the headline is, peaceful protest thwarted, peaceful protests, plural, regularly thwarted by vehicle, what do they call it?
	Slammings?
	Ramming.
	By vehicle ramming.
	So here's an example.
	One, two.
	You're supposed to see this and be outraged.
	And sometimes I go on liberal Twitter to see what's pissing off.
	Now, I know this is a little, this is two days old, but we're going to give you more examples.
	And just to be clear here, we're in an environment where cops are being harassed, stabbed, shot, killed, beaten, put in a headlock, poured water on, attacked.
	I mean, so it's not a normal, it's not like you're in Vermont five years ago and you're walking down the street and some guy comes up to you and yells at you.
	That would be called an EDP, an emotionally disturbed person, and you'd probably try to ration with him.
	This is more like being confronted in a riot.
	Okay, that's the scene.
	So go back a bit.
	Get back, he says, and the guy goes, who the fuck are you talking to?
	But he shoves him out of the way.
	Another cop sees that someone had to be shoved out of the way.
	He takes him down.
	The guy won't cooperate.
	He keeps filming for the Graham.
	Got to get on the Graham.
	He's clearly never been tased.
	And still resisting arrest.
	Get off of me.
	Get off of me.
	We don't want to go.
	It's like bedtime.
	You know what?
	You know what I would say if I was a cop?
	Put your hands behind your back or no screen time for two weeks.
	And if you want to have your friend sleepover tomorrow night, it's all writing on this now.
	I will cancel the sleepover.
	No screen time.
	And when I say screen time, I mean no Fortnite, no TV.
	That's a screen.
	No computer.
	No anything with a screen.
	You can't see it.
	You can look at the newspaper.
	You can play with wood toys.
	That's it.
	And I bet he wouldn't comply.
	So the guy recording is like, whoa, you're all losing your jobs.
	I got to get your badge number.
	They love the badge number.
	And then the scary part is, I'm sure sometimes it works.
	By the way, ladies, thank you for coming out.
	Go back a bit to the actual arrest.
	What did the woman do?
	Look, look at the woman.
	Oh, this is great.
	I missed this first time.
	All right, I got him.
	I'm holding on to sort of part of his elbow, his weenus.
	Okay, yeah.
	Look, she's pretending she's holding it.
	Then look at the blonde.
	I got this.
	All right, I got to get in there.
	Let me, uh, what have I do?
	I'll put my foot up on the curb and I will.
	What's going on over there?
	Maybe I can do something over there?
	No, I'll stick around here.
	I'm going to stick around with this.
	Because things could get crazy, and then I might need to try to do something.
	Here, let me walk.
	I'll walk behind him.
	I'll help block some of the photography.
	That's all they do.
	So anyway, that looked fine to me.
	If a cop says, get back, you don't go, who the fuck you talking?
	Like, try that at a boxing gym.
	If you're at the boxing gym and you accidentally are in someone's face and they go, get back.
	And you go to him, who the fuck you talking to?
	What do you think the other guy's going to do?
	Say, sorry, man.
	No, he's going to go, I had a good line with Larry today.
	He said, you soft, man.
	You soft as ice cream.
	And I go, you know why you think of ice cream when you see me, motherfucker?
	Because when you look into these eyes, you see cold.
	That's pretty good.
	I cracked him up.
	He had to break character.
	I would have been like, yeah, I'm so sweet.
	That's terrible.
	Yeah.
	No, I'll tell you my other one I did because he keeps repeating them.
	Yeah, my scream, and you eat me, you get diabetes and die.
	My bad.
	He has to die in the end of every scenario.
	It's always a fatal.
	At least be on his ass.
	Sure.
	Okay, here's another one.
	One, three.
	This is really going making the rounds.
	All right, so of course you just see the final clip.
	Again, with the fuck off.
	No, I'm not doing it.
	Fuck off.
	Whack, whack.
	Punching in the face is police procedure, by the way.
	And if you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive, boys.
	Like even sparring, sometimes if I get a wallop, I'll stop and go.
	Now, luckily, it's a friend, so he's not going to take advantage of that, but it stops you in your tracks, literally.
	Okay, so if you go to 1.4, you can see the whole origin of this.
	Video shows, wait, go up.
	I like that font a lot.
	Maybe two.
	Video shows cop punching man on Manhattan subway.
	D.A. Vance charges Ryder with assault.
	So, the story is, and I don't know if I trust this Rosa Golden San, that he's being charged for hurting the cop's hand while he was pounding him.
	I don't know about that.
	I mean, I've talked to cops who have bite marks, scratch marks.
	The only time cops can ever accuse a perp of hurting them is when they get spat in the face for some reason.
	Everything else is just like, well, that's your job.
	But who knows?
	Maybe they're making an example out of him.
	But this is a longer version of what was going on.
	So go back a tiny bit.
	You can hear him yelling.
	He refuses to get off the train.
	Now, I don't know why they chased him on the train.
	I don't know what he did.
	Step off before I gotta drag you off.
	Step off, but I have to drag you off.
	Is you holding up the train for all these people trying to go home?
	Why am I holding up a train when I'm sitting on here when I'm going to Brooklyn?
	I will not grab my stuff.
	So we don't know what he did.
	That's two strikes.
	Three strikes.
	Bang, bang.
	Is that the problem?
	This is all over Liberal Britain at the beginning at the moment.
	And they start right before the punch.
	Oh!
	Mmm!
	What was he doing before he got on the train?
	We don't know.
	He got his glasses back.
	What do you think, man?
	I mean, you're certainly Why'd they drop your frame?
	Go back a little bit?
	Maybe they're just trying to have some fun now.
	And also, there's a white guy to black cop.
	Is this still a problem?
	Is it police brutality or racism?
	It's both.
	It's like climate change.
	It's just any kind of disruption.
	Okay.
	It could be hotter or colder.
	I'm still right.
	This guy's a nightmare.
	They say he's a hairstylist by trade.
	He's a rent boy.
	who couldn't get any clients because no one's around.
	It's on your back.
	It's on your back.
	So you're supposed to see this and go, oh my God.
	And I see it and go, oh, for crying out loud.
	Look, he's still fighting.
	Go back.
	It's still going, by the way.
	Oh, zoom in on the punch.
	Oh, oh!
	John!
	Give me, give me, give me, give me!
	Ow!
	Ow!
	Like, they obviously like to ham it up.
	If they were in such distress, they wouldn't be wriggling around.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Get his legs.
	Johnny, help me.
	okay okay okay i got it This is us with Sale on Friday night.
	Okay, let's check out another one.
	And you know what?
	I might be wrong.
	Maybe you're watching this and going, that's disgusting.
	1-5.
	Chronological order.
	Okay, so this is, I just want to show you this.
	This is what you get when there's no cops on the train.
	So you can have it this way if you want.
	Run.
	Hehehehehehe I sure would hate that.
	Look, did you see?
	I think that black guy dropped his phone and he was like, well, I am going to die, but I do got to get my phone.
	What stopped him there?
	I don't know.
	And this, and then 1-6, this is what you get with no cops on the street.
	This is a guy.
	Oh, man.
	For fuck's sake.
	For fuck's sake, by the way, McMahon.
	Anyway, it was an Uber Eats guy delivering a package.
	Here we go.
	Turn it up.
	That's not popcorn.
	Good thing you got a mask on to protect yourself.
	All right.
	You notice there's no like, dude, are you okay?
	Holy shit, you almost got shot delivering me my cheeseburger.
	You know, just okay.
	All right.
	This is why I don't go out.
	Because you don't want to die.
	I could go to the store, but choose not to.
	Yeah, why do you think I ordered Uber Eats?
	All right, we're out of time here.
	But we have a little bit more to talk about with the police.
	Okay, one last thing on the cops, then we'll drop the cops, and then we'll go again show you this cool drawing John did.
	Just got this from Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
	Do you want to zoom in on that?
	It's George Washington crossing the Delaware?
	You know the thing.
	They made the Asian guy very yellow.
	Giving that rude salute.
	Got all races with GW there.
	Look at the quality of the flag.
	Yeah.
	How do I frame these?
	All right, last cop thing and last thing in front of the paywall.
	So we told you about this thing the other day.
	The Philly police had a police benevolence association, kind of a barbecue thing.
	And, oh, oh, that's not what I'm showing here, but it's linked.
	And some proud boys went to the after-party thing and they had a beer at their lodge or whatever.
	And cops enjoyed themselves.
	But what do I always say?
	Fuck the police's boss.
	And when the top brass found out about it, they said, we disavow the hate that they speech.
	We disavow them.
	And they're hateful rhetoric.
	Could you give an example, please?
	That's what I said on yesterday's show.
	And so I have zero respect for the police's boss.
	I stand by my brothers in blue, but there are very few of them who get promoted that are not boot-licking shitheads.
	Now, there was the guy in the Bronx, the captain in the South Bronx, who quit because they told him he had to kneel at a ceremony.
	All right, that's a good one.
	But for the most part, they're just politicians.
	They're just smarmy politicians that are happy to abuse the beat cops.
	They see them as cannon fodder.
	They do not have their back.
	They'll fire them at the drop of a hat.
	They're disgusting.
	And I want everyone to understand that the police are on our side.
	We're the same scum to the elites.
	So, you know, the days of like, hey man, can you help me out here?
	Like knowing a cop doesn't get you anything anymore.
	Cops have no power.
	They're just as fucked as us.
	They could be thrown in jail at any time, just like us.
	So you can hate authority, but the police are down here with us getting shat on by the authorities.
	So anyway, I looked at this and I just thought, yeah, fuck you.
	Never bend the knee to a mob.
	The NYPD's chief of department is attacked and injured.
	He recently knelt in solidarity with protesters while in uniform.
	Yeah, we see your uniform.
	It's not blue, it's white.
	It's a white collar.
	As a means to appease the demonstrators' wrong move, said it, then say it now.
	Mob is coming for all.
	NYPD chief of department injured during protest on Brooklyn Bridge.
	Yeah, fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	You encourage those mobs by kissing their ass by taking a knee.
	So I don't know if the cops stand behind you, but I don't.
	All right.
	And that, by the way, was the same way I feel about this hot five.
	Like, you weren't there when it was, when the sh, when we were in the shit, and now it's starting to affect you.
	Well, it's a culture you created, Barry Weiss.
	You signed up for this culture.
	You called Milo a Nazi.
	So you just got it cannibalized.
	And the same with the top brass in the police force.
	They kept shitting on us, calling us hate groups, kissing the ass of the radicals, and the radicals threw a brick at them.
	Sorry, no tears here.
	Okay, so there's a lot going on now right after we say goodbye.
	Caller one gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks, two pairs of hashy socks.
	We don't take the calls until 10.
	Caller two gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks, plus two pairs of hashy socks.
	So that's the same prize for callers one and two.
	And then caller three gets free CBD.
	And then our ad guy has added a joke at the end.
	I don't know if you want to check it out.
	It says, ho, ho, ho.
	What nationality is Censored Claus?
	Censored Claus is a character he made up to showcase our generosity.
	And then the answer to the joke is North Polish.
	And that is, quote unquote, censored claws.
	It's not bad.
	From censored.tv.
	He also included a large color picture of censored claws, which I chose to print out in black and white because I don't want to use up our valuable color inks on a joke such as that.
	Okay.
	So this is where we look just like regular Santa Claus.
	The first part of the show.
	And I say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	can't fake the fizzle be it is in your skin tree is the sheets to the wind When you fell, they rejoice.
	When you fell, they rejoice.
	Falling down is an accident.
	Falling down is an accident.
	Are we back?
	We're back.
	You know what's brilliant about what Mike Skinner did?
	And this is all conjecture.
	We haven't spoken in many, many years, 10 years.
	So I think his album sales were insane with fit, but you know it and don't mug yourself.
	And then they started to go down.
	And he thought, he just did the math.
	And he went, right, I could keep going like this, Peter away, and eventually play like European festivals, make a bit of money here and there, and sort of go to maybe down at 80K a year or something.
	And just sort of, you know, lose my following in North America and UK and focus on other countries and plot away like that.
	Sort of like that musician Momus.
	Or I could cut it off now.
	It's not exactly at the peak.
	This is not his accent, by the way.
	I could cut it off at the peak, almost at the peak.
	So he's like, it's not quite buy low, sell high.
	It's like sell pretty high, but not as high as you could have, right?
	Chop it, then disappear for 10 years, then come back with an album that I give away for free.
	But I go on tour and I do a couple of these new songs, like five, but then I do all the hits and make 10 million bucks.
	I remember Sonic Youth saying, we should have just stopped with Lullapalooza and then done a reunion tour 10 years later.
	We'd make millions.
	But you didn't, Thurston, because you're a fucking moron and a shitty human being, which is why you abandoned Kim Gordon, the second half of Sonic Youth, for your intern.
	Because you're just a horny old man at the end of the day.
	You like to be the feminist hero.
	You love to be the indie rock god.
	But at the end of the day, you're just a horny old man.
	And you can't preach to us anymore about feminism.
	Okay.
	We should probably do a bit of Mayo.
	We should do some Mayo.
	You.
	But I got to tell this story.
	I was noticing that with the rhetoric from BLM, we're getting a lot of South African kind of vibes.
	Shoot de boar.
	Shoot to kill?
	And eat their poo-poo.
	Thank you.
	Now, his show is called Wild In Out, as in Rock and Roll.
	But Wild In Out is an allusion to Wild and Out, and Wild and Out is going ape shit on someone, going crazy on them, beating the shit out of them, and having no control.
	And it was funny seeing Paul McCartney on stage with like Alicia Keys, and they're both going, and Kanye West, I believe.
	And they're like, I'm 15 minutes from Wylan.
	Like, Weilin'.
	So you mean just like stamping on their head when they're unconscious and just biting their face?
	Is that what you mean, Paul McCartney?
	So the name of his show itself is a little...
	And it involved raping, beating the shit out of people, robbing them.
	Berserkers, or what the Vikings called it.
	Anyway, he had two sins.
	The Jewish one really killed him.
	But his first sin on his show was saying that black people, I mean, sorry, white people are animals.
	This is a sin.
	So they're acting as animals.
	Right.
	So they're the ones that are actually quote.
	So Nick Cannon says that white people are a little less closer to animals, the true savages, and act out of defiance.
	So the only way they can act is evil.
	Comment below if you think Nick Cannon is literally a black supremacist.
	Let's watch.
	Look at those comments.
	Let's go to what it really is then.
	When we talk about the power of melanated people, when we talk about who we really are as gods and understanding that our melanin is so power and it connects us in a way that the reason why they fear black, the reason why they fear the lack that they have are hearing him through his guest's mic.
	No.
	That's why his guest is Professor Griff.
	By the way, Professor Griff is Richard Spencer.
	They have the same, they want an all-white area, all black area.
	So Professor Griff's actually mapped out the states that he wants.
	I forget what they are, but it's like Florida and some of North Carolina and stuff.
	He's got a whole plan, just like that Black Panther militant, we're not fucking around or whatever they were called.
	Remember that?
	Yeah, FOAC or something.
	So when blacks say this, they say we want all black areas that no whites are in, it's considered cute because it's the bigotry of low expectations.
	And it's like a retard said it.
	Now, I don't feel that way, but the left sees blacks as so below them that they go, oh, you want to have your own little homeland because you think we're subhuman.
	Yes, we are, Buster Brown.
	So that's his guest, Professor Griff, the guy who got kicked out of public enemy for being too radical.
	And who is exactly the same as Richard Spencer?
	He's a black Richard Spencer.
	So why is this guy still a hip-hop icon and Richard Spencer is persona non grata?
	Because they see blacks as pets and not a threat.
	You see what Dr. Francis C. Wesley talked about is that fear and that genetic annihilation of when you have a person that has the lack of pigment, the lack of melan, that they know that they will be annihilated.
	So therefore, however they got the power, they have the lack of compassion.
	Melanin comes with compassion.
	Melanin comes with soul that we call it.
	We call it soul.
	We soul brothers and sisters.
	That's the real quick.
	What does this mean?
	Melanin.
	Like, this is like the other woman who said, melanin absorbs light and light is positivity, so we are good.
	I'm like, yeah, that's okay in a poem, but it's not exactly science.
	Your skin does not change anything else besides the makeup of your actual skin tone.
	So I don't know if Nick Cannon is trying to make a biological distinction or maybe a psychological distinction where when you do have different colored skin, you act differently to different colored people, but it doesn't make any sense because you want white people the same exact skin to other white people.
	We're connecting, it's just ridiculous.
	Kitty corner squares.
	Trying to comprehend this.
	Melanie and that connects it.
	So the people that don't have it have are a little, and I'm going to say this carefully, are a little less.
	And where the term actually comes from, because I'm bringing it all the way back around to Minister Farrakhan, to where they may not have the compassion or when they were sent to the mountains of Caucasus, when they didn't have the power of the sun, that the sun then started to deteriorate them.
	So then they're acting out of fear.
	I'm sorry to interrupt.
	We were black, like you, when we all started in Africa.
	The sun is overwhelming there.
	So you're good for vitamin D. So you can essentially block it out.
	You were born with sunscreen.
	As we traversed north, many stayed.
	As we traversed north, we got less sunlight.
	And we were enduring Siberian winters.
	Sometimes we were going so far north, we would be without sun for weeks at a time in blackness.
	Which is good, right?
	You love blackness.
	So our melanin was stripped away in order to maximize the vitamin D and get that in our skin.
	So now we sunburn when we go back to hot climates.
	But surviving those Siberian winters made us very tenacious and good at stuff, like inventing things.
	That doesn't make us better.
	It just makes us more ingenuitous.
	More ingenuous.
	We have more ingenuity, some would say.
	Is that allowed?
	See, I wouldn't have brought up this shit if you didn't say it.
	So anyway, he got away with all this, right?
	But then he made a mistake.
	And he said, oh, shit, I didn't send you the article.
	He said that blacks are the real Jews.
	Now, this is something that bothers me, not because of the sentence Itself.
	I could give a fuck what anyone's theory or belief is.
	It's not a threat to me or to Jews.
	But he said that I can't be anti-Semitic because I'm a Semite.
	We are the real Hebrew Israelites.
	We are the real Hebrews.
	So I can say whatever I want.
	I'm a Jew.
	And you'll notice if you mention the Holocaust to black Hebrew Israelites, they'll laugh because Hitler got the wrong people.
	Blacks are the real Jews.
	Now that you're not allowed to say.
	That screwed him way more than the whites are human garbage stuff.
	So Viacom just fired him.
	And Deshaun Jackson said the same thing.
	Remember that football player?
	He actually quoted Hitler, who I guess Hitler believed this too.
	Go down?
	The white knows that the Negroes are the real children of Israel, and to keep America's secret, the Jews will blackmail.
	I love how you're quoting Hitler.
	Don't believe me?
	Look, I read about it in a book.
	Who wrote the book?
	Oh my God.
	Do we need to get into the author?
	It's a good point.
	Yeah, well, I kind of have to know who said it.
	Well, I'm not playing that game with you.
	What letter did his last name start with?
	I don't know, like an H or some shit?
	I don't know.
	But here's my point here and what pisses me off.
	If you spend a little less time trying to find hate amongst Trump supporters and MAGA supporters and Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer and Three Percenters and the Tea Party, if you weren't obsessively...
	It's like a white male, usually non-Jewish, a white male with strange facial features, who's usually short.
	Big ears, maybe weird lips, too much lips or too little lips.
	Christopher Matthias has no lips at all.
	Andy Campbell's like a funny little dwarf with funny ears.
	They always look Jared Holt looks like a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
	If any of these people or any of this media spent a little time researching different groups, then they'd hear the blacks are the real descendants from Israel and they go, oh yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with that.
	That's black Hebrew Israelites.
	You know, the guys that started the fight with the Covington Catholic school kids?
	Yeah, the ones who killed the two Jews at the kosher deli in Brooklyn or Jersey.
	Yeah, that's black Hebrew Israelites.
	They have groups all over, some less extreme than others.
	In Chicago, they seem more like sort of Amish in a way.
	They're more about community, but then in New York, they can get quite violent, especially in Brooklyn.
	Yeah, yeah, black Hebrews.
	They're not to be confused with the Muslim groups, black Muslims in, you know, well, they have cabals all over America and Islamberg and New Mexico.
	Remember the kid who died who starved to death?
	Yeah, that was one of the New Mexico black Muslim things.
	They're extremists.
	They hate all whites, especially Jews.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, in a sense, the black Hebrew Israelites also hate Jews because they think that the Jews that you see, you know, in a synagogue are not real.
	So I don't know if you'd call that hatred, but I'm familiar with that.
	Why aren't they?
	And then we're left.
	I'll tell you why they're not, because we're left in this epoch of massive, ridiculous fucking propaganda where rich white people go and harass middle-class blacks at a restaurant because of racism.
	This is on Summit News.
	Black Lives Mob.
	What does it say?
	Black Lives Matter mob invades Dallas restaurant, tries to start riot.
	Now look how many black customers there are getting harassed and how many of the activists are white.
	Not in that shitty photograph, Ryan.
	clearly referring to video.
	Thank you.
	Here we go.
	What's up, Instagram?
	So, I'm out here downtown Dallas trying to have a peaceful evening.
	And then we've got these fucking new cards in front of me.
	Look at this.
	Majority white people that want to feel good about these things.
	They want to feel good about themselves.
	So they're out here ruining an otherwise peaceful evening with their BF.
	Look at this.
	I'm showing you.
	I'm showing you.
	Look at this.
	Majority white people out here acting a fool because they want to feel like they are important.
	Look at this.
	Look at the racial makeup.
	There's violence in this.
	Let's just hear their argument.
	There's violence in this country.
	Police are beating blacks to death, hunting them for no reason.
	Okay, let's say that's true.
	May I not have lunch?
	How can you eat during a time like this?
	Is that what they're saying?
	Because they did it in New York.
	Remember the brunches they used to go to?
	Look at this.
	Like, how are these people your problem?
	Can you just throw a piece of bread and they all crowd around?
	What is that 14-year-old girl and her little black sister, her little five-year-old sister, part of the problem?
	I honestly don't get it.
	And then when they did it in New York, I was like, so I can't have brunch?
	What should I be doing?
	You should be with us protesting.
	Okay, I will.
	Let me have some eggs first.
	And then let's march all day.
	I'll be well fed.
	Look at this.
	Sure, those kids feel perfectly safe.
	Look at them.
	He's the same pussy these days.
	Look at that one with the gym shot.
	If they were to get apprehended by the police, they'd be the first person to get away from the city.
	75% of the time the conversation comes back to hot chicks all they care about right now is creating a scene that's why i want you to see this right now And I would love to talk to this guy.
	It's brats.
	It's me at 11 throwing snowballs at cars.
	There's no logic to it.
	And the only difference is if I punched her or slapped her or whatever, I'd go to jail.
	Just shove her.
	She's begging to be shoved right now.
	This is the face of mental retardation.
	Look at it.
	This guy's great.
	That's the entire problem with this right now.
	Because they're out here right now trying to act the fool.
	That's all they want to do.
	See it?
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	See it?
	Here we go.
	Here it is.
	Here it is.
	I don't know who's on what side.
	Oh, I think the woman being held back is like a woman who was trying to enjoy a dinner with her friends and she's attacking these fucking rich white people.
	Dallas must be hot right now.
	See, we got more people coming right right now.
	That's all they want to do.
	That's all they want to do.
	Those are them scooters that you rent with a credit card.
	You know, capitalism?
	This is not how we should react.
	Push them into the fountain.
	What are you, blind?
	I think he's doing something.
	Look at this.
	I was trying to have i don't want to live in an america where people stand on the edge of a fountain and tell you to off when your family's there and now they've ruined a peaceful evening we had live music out here they're ruining this evening just because Someone actually spoke up for themselves.
	This guy, now they're throwing shit.
	Look at this.
	Now they're throwing shit.
	See it?
	Here we go.
	Dallas police is out here.
	Yep.
	Dallas police.
	Now Dallas Police have to do this.
	Dallas Police, five of whom were shot right at a Black Lives Matter rally.
	Is it still a real problem?
	This is Marxism.
	Cultural Marxism to a T. I just think it's so awesome.
	They came out here to create a scene.
	You've got to realize what this really is and call it out for what it really is.
	This is not the answer.
	Out here at this restaurant tonight, we had plenty of white people, plenty of black people out here all having a good time.
	And they came out here to create the scene.
	And now they're acting like they're the oppressed people.
	throwing snowballs at cars.
	Because they're bats.
	There's a shove.
	You got your fountain shoe.
	The guy is shoving.
	I've been watching that guy.
	He's grabbed a few necks.
	No, the big, tall, black guy with.
	Alright, well, you're looking at the wrong guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, let's go back.
	Guy, black shirt, white hair.
	You know what?
	You're getting pushed.
	That's pretty good.
	I think he just bruised her hip and lay into the front.
	It's when she was standing there erect, it would have been such a good flu.
	Now there's tear gas.
	Oh, my God.
	Tear gas is coming in.
	Look at him.
	Tear gas, I'm dying.
	Oh, no, I'm okay.
	They brought this on the entire establishment because they cannot fucking behave.
	And they can't learn how to express themselves like adults.
	Oh, look at that guy.
	The crybaby has a $7,000 camera.
	Go back a bit.
	How to express themselves.
	That's a bullhorn.
	Oh.
	Like adults.
	Thought it was like a real magnifying lens.
	That'd be a very expensive camera that looks like a bullhorn.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	If you want to actually make a Canon 7D.
	Oh, my eyes still hurt.
	Remember, we were all out here just enjoying a peaceful dinner, right?
	They came out here and they started this mess.
	I want you to see this firsthand.
	Because I guarantee you, in the news, you will hear about some sort of violent demonstration.
	You will hear about this.
	Was that Turgas?
	I think it was Tyrgas.
	Yeah.
	You will hear about this.
	You have to.
	You have to.
	I understand.
	I understand.
	Love you too.
	But no, so they came out here with the purpose.
	And look at this.
	All these tables were full.
	What was the guy who interrupted him and said, was that Teargas?
	Imagine saying that to a stranger.
	What are you worried?
	You think it's napalm?
	You think it's mustard gas?
	Hey, man, what's the gas going around?
	I don't know.
	It's like pepper spray, tear gas, the kind of stuff they have at riots.
	What the fuck?
	What are you asking me for?
	I just want to make sure I'm not going to die.
	Yeah, we're not in Iraq.
	Shit for brains.
	Tire restaurant.
	We're not gassing the Kurds.
	They could not behave.
	Look, they're still going.
	Now they're throwing stuff.
	This is...
	Is it because it's a nice restaurant?
	Listen to it.
	Now we're breaking windows.
	Let's go!
	Look at the cops, though.
	We need to fucking restaurant.
	Robocop will be a real thing soon.
	We need Robocop.
	Because right here, this is people of all races, all nationalities out here having a good time.
	And these people came out here and they created a scene We heard you.
	Yeah, I think we're getting it.
	Dude, RoboCop would be fucking great.
	You can't even blame RoboCop.
	It might get more exciting.
	Maybe a car.
	Ooh, those girls are hot.
	Sorry, my penis is my co-host.
	So talking, talking, talking.
	Cops.
	This is bullshit.
	We know, we know.
	More cops.
	I know, I know.
	Her?
	No.
	She's a 60-year-old, five.
	There we go.
	What's that?
	It's a majority white view.
	It's a majority white view.
	Exactly.
	Now, we agree, Black Lives Matter, but it's a time and place for everything.
	Thank you.
	That's an aunt Tom.
	It's a problem because, you know, now we're out here and you know, we're people.
	We were just still, we were enjoying ourselves.
	We were people.
	It's true.
	Still are.
	We're kings.
	Okay, that's enough for that.
	Let's do a bit of mail.
	Okie dokie Shut up you don't have a dad Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
	Let me touch it.
	I'm so naive that I thought we could get through the BLM thing, the Professor Griff, Nick Cannon, all those NYPD clips, and our sponsors and do some mail in the half hour.
	What will this thing come up with next?
	Okay.
	Ryan Fagzu Rivera.
	Ooh.
	Ouch.
	Starts out with a burner.
	That sucked.
	My brother-in-law sent this to our group chat with the comment, this is fucked up.
	I've watched it multiple times and don't see the problem.
	Oh, this is another black dress, gold dress.
	Can't do that, sir.
	This officer is trying to unlock my car.
	This officer is unlocking my car.
	They just illegally entered my car.
	And I'm being forced believer to me.
	Take a look at me.
	I'm being forced.
	I'm a fucking specimen right here, buddy.
	Sir, I'm not on my lash.
	My hands are up on camera.
	All right.
	I'm in no threat to believe.
	You're going to get your ass whooped in front of fucking Lord and all creation.
	I'm going to give you one more chance.
	I'm being threatened.
	You can bring that with you.
	I'll let you film the whole thing.
	I'm being threatened.
	I'm not giving you a chance.
	I'm not doing anything.
	I'm giving you a chance.
	I feel unsafe, and I'm in no threat to these three officers.
	Where's he threading?
	This guy's so chill.
	You're about to get beat up.
	Don't you get nervous in our car?
	I've just been threatened by a lawful officer.
	I have just been threatened by a law officer as two other officers stand by.
	You get a lot of grease on your camera there, dude.
	Willing to participate.
	My passenger door was open.
	My driver door was open.
	I have it on camera.
	He rolled my window down to do so.
	I'm giving you to the count of three, sir.
	I'm still this is my camera.
	I am not resisting.
	I'm making sure it is being known.
	I am not resisting.
	Okay.
	My hands are up, one hand on this camera.
	My seatbelt is being arrested.
	As long as your hands are up.
	That's why they're there, dummy, to arrest your seatbelt.
	Please do not touch me, sir.
	Keep your phone on your side.
	Do not touch me, sir.
	that's where we're coming to a disagreement.
	It's not about three.
	Sir, do it.
	I'm not touching this officer.
	It's on camera.
	My hand is by my car, right?
	We're not going to shoot you.
	You have to get out of the car.
	Like, they should teach this in high school.
	You know, it's in black high schools.
	This is how I would say it.
	When you close your eyes, you're like, you can't see me.
	Yeah.
	You can't see me.
	my hands are up.
	Childish.
	Okay, how do we proceed with this arrest if you sit in a chair with your hands up?
	We just pick up the entire car and put it in the jail cell.
	This officer has threatened me, and I'm known.
	I am no threat to this.
	I've been threatened.
	Watch the show.
	My life is in danger.
	My life is in.
	Watch the show, folks.
	I just gritted my teeth.
	Put your hands.
	Yes, you are.
	I'm not with that.
	And they think a chokehold is illegal.
	A peaceful driver.
	Yeah, because you know exactly what was going on before the cops showed up.
	This commercial is textbook Clown World from a guy named Rab.
	Have you seen Procter and Gamble's high fantasy commercial about how whites see blacks as subhuman and won't even hold elevator doors for them?
	This is insane.
	There's so many blacks with minds affected by propaganda like this.
	Like the caller we had who said he used to have, he lived with his grandparents because his parents peaced out, and he would have nightmares about the KKK.
	And then when he met a black person who said, I mean, a white person who said, hi, how's going, man?
	He went, well, what?
	We're giving kids PTSD.
	They cannot name actual events in their own lives to back up this ridiculous worldview.
	They always say, oh, it's how white people look at you.
	I can just tell if they're racist.
	Ironically, there's also the very popular and very insane notion held by a lot of young blacks that feel threatened when white people hold the door for them and say hello or even smile at them.
	I'm like, yeah, I was born in the South.
	I smile at everyone.
	You fuckhead.
	Docs, if you do, docs if you don't.
	New t-shirt idea?
	Anyway, this goddamn commercial.
	Look, I'm just minding my own business sleeping.
	It's not resisting.
	Sort of like Jesus, by the way.
	I'm joking around my kid in parasites.
	Kids like me.
	Women are scared, though.
	In split, were they in Soho?
	Hey, man, how's it going?
	Doors closed, doors closed, doors closed, doors close.
	Oh, few.
	Hey, what the fuck?
	Hold on, pause.
	I know I'm tired of saying just pause all the time.
	I would argue that if you have a myopic obsession with everyone out to get you, you would see the elevators doors close.
	And I did this once as a personal mind experiment.
	I said, I'm a black man in a super racist world and everyone hates me and is out to get me.
	And I started seeing all of this shit I wouldn't normally see.
	For example, at the bar we go to after the live shows, which I assume is still closed, I was talking to that South African guy we call C. Kifa.
	You know who I'm talking about?
	Yep.
	And I didn't know him then.
	So I sat down right next to him, and then he moved over one.
	And, you know, the sane mind who later reanalyzed everything went, oh, he's trying to pick up that chick.
	And he moved over to be closer to her.
	But in my crazy black mind that day, I was like, oh, South African.
	And of course, he moves away in his own little apartheid.
	He moves away when I show up.
	Perfect.
	Fucking perfect.
	And there was a million of those all day.
	Like when the ticket collector came, he did everyone else's thing.
	But when I was the last ticket in the little area.
	Like, I can see how you pollute your mind like that.
	It's very unhealthy.
	It's like those gangstalker people.
	You know about that, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	A lot of people don't know about this.
	There are loonies all over YouTube who are convinced that the government has hired a slew of people to follow them and they catch them on film.
	Like, why are you following me?
	I'm the mailman.
	I'm just delivering mail.
	Oh, really?
	Where'd you get that uniform?
	From the post office?
	What?
	And they catch people in the act of gang stalking them.
	This is the same.
	And whites love it.
	They're like, people are mean to you.
	Can I be cool by not being mean to you?
	Look.
	Oh, this is right out of Dar Man.
	Yeah, it looks like Dar Man wrote this.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, people do that at the pool.
	You notice he's always in upper middle class places.
	They might be looking at it.
	Because what if he's looking like this?
	What if he comes into a store like this?
	Yeah.
	With something in his hand that looks weird.
	Yeah, wait, who walks around with stuff in their hand like that?
	Here are my credit cards I will be using.
	They've been robbed four times that month.
	What a pile of fucking horseshit.
	This person is mentally ill.
	He's the judge.
	Please be the judge.
	Please be the judge.
	Don't be a lawyer.
	Please be the judge.
	Doesn't look like it.
	Wait.
	Wait.
	Uh-oh.
	Please be the judge.
	Please be the judge.
	You called it.
	Fucking yeah.
	In other words, your paranoia is bullshit.
	You don't live in a racist society.
	You're a fucking judge.
	The very symmetrical tie knot.
	So, things are going pretty good.
	Mr. Complaints.
	Yeah, I know I'm a judge, but things were weird at the barber last week.
	Okay.
	Um, hey there, G-Cat and Lord Emperor Fag.
	That's really rough.
	See, the higher the rank gets, the more prestige, and then you add to that.
	I think that means the more gay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's bad.
	Like, if I was a peasant gay, you'd go good.
	Yeah.
	Actually, look up Baldrick Black Adder Mouse because it really sums up.
	Or maybe it's mouse incident.
	Baldrick, Black Add, Mouse.
	Black adder.
	Oh, okay.
	Black adder.
	Is that one word?
	Mouse attack, maybe?
	Yeah, there it is.
	Black adder, Baldrick, victimized by mouse.
	Oh, well, fucking just disappeared.
	For fuck's sakes.
	Attacked by mouse.
	Below the three videos, yes.
	This is us.
	he sees a cat and throws it away poor little mildred the cat what's he ever done to you it is the way of the world baldrick the abused always keep downwards i'm annoyed and so i kick the cat the cat pounces on the mouse and finally the mouse bites you on the behind Nothing.
	You were last in God's Great Chain.
	Unless, of course, there's an earwig around here that you'd like to victimize.
	Pretty good.
	You were last on Lord's Great Chain.
	Unless, of course, there's an earwig around here you'd like to victimize.
	I've decided I'm going to re-watch all of those.
	He does different centuries for each season, and it ends in World War I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I've seen the world.
	You showed Jane Elliott on the show yesterday, and yes, she is completely retarded, as you have stated.
	But the retard that is Killer Mike uses her as this end-all-be-all example as proof of racism.
	You should look up what her experiment was that proved racism.
	It's worth a green screen, in my opinion.
	Also, I know it's hard to get liberals for free speech, but maybe you could possibly get Killer Mike to debate another black guy.
	No, thanks.
	Yeah, I know her experiment.
	It's called Blue Eye, Brown Eye.
	And what she does is she separates, she did it in her school.
	She separated her class by eye color.
	Brown eyes went to one side, blue eyes went to another side.
	I'm sure there was one or two blue.
	Why would you?
	Yeah.
	And it's supposed to be.
	So then she abuses the blue-eyed children.
	And then she ends her brilliant experiment with, see, that's what it's like to be black.
	What?
	It's just like the commercial we just saw.
	So she did it on Oprah once.
	She separated all the brown-eyed guests, attendees.
	What do you call them?
	Audience members?
	Audience members?
	Separated all the brown-eyed ones from the blue-eyed ones.
	She abused the blue-eyed ones, didn't give them food, put a thing around their necks.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Treated them like utter shit.
	But the problem with your experiment, Jane, is you have to prove that that's the way we treat black people, that we don't feed them and we abuse them constantly.
	So this blue eyed woman was like, wow.
	So that's what black.
	Yelled at us, called us names, pushed us aside.
	She was rude.
	This lady came out in the line with all of us people that had light-colored eyes and said, you put this green collar on now and keep it on.
	And if you don't, hit the road.
	I want to say that.
	You know the way we do to black people.
	It's the least scientific experiment I've ever seen.
	No wonder women love it.
	You know why it's genius, though?
	Because there's no...
	It's simple enough for a woman to understand?
	Black people have predominantly brown eyes, so it's not like you're going to treat...
	So kind of make sure that black people aren't treated like shit in this experiment.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure there was maybe one.
	Like, what, Smokey Robinson?
	He does have nice eyes.
	What am I doing here?
	I've always been a dick to black guys with green eyes.
	You know why?
	Because they need it.
	They got too many blowjobs in high school and they're vacant.
	Every time you see a relatively handsome black guy with green eyes, he's like, hey, what's going on?
	And I'm like, wow, they really sucked your brains out in high school, didn't they?
	They were too popular.
	They became himbos.
	Okay, last letter.
	The Otis Himbos.
	I met a Himbo the other day.
	Did you?
	Yeah, we met this new family, and they were really cool.
	And they had one alarmingly handsome son.
	And he was just like, hello.
	And I realized it's a thing.
	There's bimbos and there's himbos.
	They were all swimming in a pool and I came out and I said, guys, guys, it was pouring rain like thunderstorm, but they can still swim.
	It's not lightning, whatever.
	Have fun.
	And I came out and I go, guys, guys, what the hell are you all doing out here?
	And there was tons of kids, like maybe 20 kids.
	I go, what the hell are you all doing out here?
	And they all stopped playing with me.
	I go, you're going to get soaked.
	And like a couple laughed, but the himbo is like, what?
	Now you know this is one of the oldest.
	Dear G-Dog and the Fag Rican.
	Oh, this is not a good night for Ryan.
	That's not fun at all for me.
	I give up trying to defend right to the lefties.
	It's like trying to convince Kobayashi that a hot dog is a sandwich.
	I agree.
	Let's give it up.
	There's no point he's going to swallow them regardless of what they're classified as.
	Oh, I see.
	That's the famous competitive hot dog eater.
	He doesn't care what you call the hot dog.
	He's eating it.
	The Marxists want any human that disagrees with their non-theist religion to die.
	BLM was angry that police were guarding Derek Chauvin's house because they wanted to storm his house and murder him and his entire family.
	Correct.
	I've been having a debate with an old friend who lives in England about Trump and the communist uprising going on in the States for the past few months over email, which, by the way, is my favorite way to argue.
	If you really want to get heavy with like COVID, BLM, police brutality, immigration, email is the best way.
	Because it's calm and collected and it's, yes, that's true, but you realize you're sending me links from Mother Jones and it's going down, right?
	I'm sending you things.
	I even used two New York Times links, a predominantly left-wing newspaper.
	But I'm sorry, as you can see here, most mass shooters are black.
	Now, if you want to have an argument tete a tete in public, it's going to be pretty base.
	It's going to be fuck you.
	Or if it's nice, it's going to be like, well, I just feel like we've got to this point where blah, blah, blah.
	But as far as names and dates, which is most serious political arguments, you're wasting your time, especially with liberals who fucking lie.
	I can't tell you how many times I've been in an argument with a liberal.
	They'll go, yeah, Obama was great for jobs, more jobs than any president ever before.
	Then you look it up and he's already left because you're in the taxi on the way home going, wait a minute, that's not even close to true.
	I was just talking to a guy that was lying.
	He did a good job arguing because he was lying.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	No matter the facts or logical arguments I present, he will skip right over it and loosely tie it to some sort of ism that plagues the world.
	I sent my last email to him with just a picture of a eunuch and a middle finger emoji.
	We used to be in a hardcore band together back in 2013 and were good drinking buddies.
	Tell me about it.
	Unfortunately, he got a whiff of some European pussy and moved over there to marry her.
	They have completely indoctrinated and castrated him.
	I feel like I missed his funeral.
	Anyway, here was the band we were in.
	It was called Knuckleheads.
	I was the front man and I wrote all the incredibly deep lyrics.
	Yes, I know it's shitty, but I peaked at 18 when I was tearing up the stage and screaming about childish things.
	I want to make love to you.
	I want to make love to your anus with your Crocs art.
	Has he just tricked us into listening to his band?
	What's up, yeah?
	Make your colors make me feel rough Like what?
	What's up, yeah?
	Make your colors make me feel bad I need my money, girl Good stuff.
	That's what kids should be doing, especially young men.
	Are we ready for calls, Rygai?
	We are Lord Emperor the Fags on?
	I gotta get some paper so we can do our drawings.
	I don't think The new auction is up live, raring to go.
	And I know that our Justice for Liberty sucks.
	That's because it's been hacked a million times.
	Although I've heard that the Doodles is having some trouble.
	Hmm.
	Let's try it now.
	So if you go to censored.tv.com on your desktop, you will see we have Doodle Auction, not under links, but as its own category.
	Click on Doodle Auction, and you see, oh, we got 301.
	St. Louis has started.
	Oh, you put this up on your social meads, right?
	I will.
	Wait, you forgot?
	I thought you meant the site.
	It was already on the site.
	I could put it on my social media, sure.
	Well, what do you think I meant?
	I mean, I got the Twitter and Instagram.
	So you put it up on that?
	No.
	So you forgot?
	Yeah, I didn't think you meant that.
	Yet again, I thought you meant the site.
	But it already is on the site.
	Yeah, and so nothing to do here.
	No, you're lying.
	You texted back, will do.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I thought you meant to put it on the back.
	But it's somewhere where it is?
	I didn't know it was this.
	So why wouldn't you text back?
	It's already there.
	Because I didn't check yet.
	That was something to do.
	Something I had to do.
	Are we taking a call?
	Yeah.
	David.
	You there?
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	How you doing?
	Hello?
	I just wanted to.
	That was great.
	And it actually displayed a lot of the stuff, you know, that most of these pussy callers, sorry for everyone, but who just haven't, you know, like don't know how to deal with adversity.
	If you're ever in that uncomfortable situation, you had that really drunk friend and you identified it right away.
	Like he had that look in his eye early.
	You know shit was going to go south because you'd been there before.
	And then you guys held your own and it was quite, it was quite lovely.
	Oh, the tussle.
	Quite lovely.
	Oh, yes.
	That's some funny shit.
	But I've been there where someone just loses.
	Like, you know, there's just that turn, you know, that turning point in the night.
	And all of a sudden, it's just, it's game over.
	And he's like, come on, stop.
	And they're just, you know, like a wild beast, but did the right thing and, you know, lived to fight another day.
	But, you know, that's just one form of adversity that everyone needs to, you know, they need to get punched in the face.
	They need to feel that uncomfortable shit.
	And it was great to see.
	And I'm glad you guys are okay.
	Thanks.
	Well, my head still hurts.
	But you know what's funny about that whole thing, too, when it starts?
	There's just no getting it off the tracks.
	Like I was sitting there.
	I didn't want my house trashed.
	I didn't want my window smashed.
	That's a nice front room we have.
	My wife has a bunch of little things there.
	And I just really, really wanted it to end.
	And I don't know.
	I feel like in normal life, someone goes off at a tangent.
	You go, dude, dude, dude.
	He's not talking about that.
	And they go, oh, okay, I'm sorry.
	I misunderstood.
	But with the drunk guys, oh, it just, it starts going and going, and you can't get the train off the tracks.
	No, yeah, you know, yeah, like you know the destination and it's just a matter of when.
	And yeah, it's such an uncomfortable, especially at your own house like that.
	I've had that shit happen and it is just, and then the next day, it's like, I would never do that to you.
	What the fuck are you thinking?
	You know, but some people just can't handle this shit.
	Like, I need the psychiatrist.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	Mike from Boston.
	Mike.
	Mikey.
	Hey, what's up, babe?
	What up?
	Mikey!
	Hey!
	Thank you.
	I'm just shit, trying to win some socks over here.
	Oh, well, you know what?
	Dave Bravo.
	I said his full name.
	Fuck.
	Dave won last time.
	So actually, this is the winner.
	Oh, my God.
	You are the winner.
	I have another excellent.
	You won.
	I won a sock?
	No, dude.
	You won a $50 gift card from the greatest stake place in the world, and they deliver that to your door.
	And then two pairs of hashi socks.
	So that's four socks.
	Holy shock.
	So that's two pairs of shoes.
	Yeah, I can wear them in.
	Holy Sicars.
	You're sock-rich, my friend.
	Mikey.
	Mikey.
	Big five OG dog.
	I love you, babe.
	This is it.
	Half a century of gas.
	That'll put you out for a week.
	Hey, I think Ryan has upgraded from the fag zone after he turned that guy into fucking Crumple Stilskin.
	That was so sad.
	That's funny.
	Crumple Stiltskin.
	Yeah, it was a great.
	Honestly, I'm just going to be a cool socks, but I just wanted to let you guys know that you gave me blue balls by not, A, I'm guessing you didn't show it because of the license plates and the cars or something, but not showing the outside video and talking over the Tussle adrenaline commentary.
	There's nothing better than Tussle adrenaline commentary.
	We heard Ryan for a second.
	I would have loved to hear more, but I love you guys more than a friend.
	We can play more now.
	But to be clear, my punching outside, I've watched it a thousand times.
	It's like seeing mosquito larvae hatching.
	Like it's pitch black.
	It's at the way past the end of my driveway.
	And you sort of see a ghost figure sort of go like this.
	And you can hear me going, and then you can hear Ryan going, no, no, no.
	And it's just useless.
	It's just dark blobs.
	There's a split second where a car drives by, and you see us all go, but yeah, it sucks.
	Well, that person won.
	We got Skylar.
	Skyler.
	Do you not want to dig up the footage and show the dialogue?
	I could look for it.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Oh, hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	So it said fact tone, but it's totally about the fag zone.
	So I think Ryan just needs to lean fucking hard into it and just make it all about bundles of sticks, a bunch of cigarettes all over the place.
	That's hilarious.
	Make the meaning, the literal meaning.
	Just like put a sign on your door that says, the fag zone make people gay.
	And it's all just dictionary meaning.
	I like it.
	Or, and a similar vibe.
	Or he could just start smoking hogs in here or at his place.
	And here at the studio, he could make this the studio into the fag zone too.
	Wherever I go.
	Wherever he goes becomes the fag zone.
	And just like I always have guys over and stuff.
	And when he's in the studio, there's dudes wearing leather that he's blowing and shit.
	They'll blow me.
	I'll sit here.
	I'll just kind of like work.
	Because you're not gay.
	I'm just an opportunist.
	Dudes want to blow you.
	Another thing.
	So I was thinking about this as I was looking at your guys' merch and stuff.
	And what if you did, because I know you got a bunch of people who listen to you that are artists.
	Like, not to chew my own horn.
	I am an artist.
	I'm not going to do any bullshit bugs.
	But you guys should do a competition where you just have users submitted shit.
	You don't have to pay anybody for any like merch development.
	People submit shit.
	Ryan picks the top three.
	And then you just do like user submitted judging and stuff like that to pick the winner and then just send them a free shirt.
	And then you got a free thing on your merch.
	Okay, let's do it.
	Starting right now, make a super patriotic shirt, but I think it should be kind of simple, almost like Trump's actual shirts.
	And it should say Trump cross here and then four more years, comma, bitch.
	You know, it'd be cool too.
	A G-O-M-L.
	If this goes well, it'd be good to have an actual G-O-M L shirt, which we don't have, which is pretty bananas if you think about it.
	I'm telling you right now, like my wife's been working on one.
	Oh.
	Like a logo for G-O-M-L.
	Yeah, no, like for real.
	Full-blown logo.
	She's literally watching you guys right now and drawing it.
	Send it to me.
	Send it to Ryan on Instagram.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so that's this week.
	We'll have a different challenge every week.
	But this challenge, I'm not joking, and we will make it into a shirt, is Trump.
	You better not be joking.
	I'm going to fucking hold you to this.
	Hold us to it.
	And then four more years, bitch.
	And the deadline is what?
	Next live show?
	Yeah, but do not forget the comma.
	If it's not four more years, comma, bitch, it's four more years, bitch, which is like seven years.
	You're fucking out of here with your bad grammar.
	We'll see.
	Then we got grammar Nazis and cheating on the quote Nazis.
	Yeah.
	All right, so get on that.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Bye.
	Awesome.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	This one.
	Something wrong with that.
	It's BA 9.
	9,019-year-old.
	Wait, that guy was a winner, dude.
	Oh, we got two winners?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Caller one, caller two, and caller three.
	I'll grab his number.
	Caller one and caller two, in case you ever listen to the show, get the same thing.
	Do you have his number still?
	Yep.
	And then caller three gets free CBD.
	I think we got somebody on the line.
	Hello?
	Hi.
	It's the snarky 19-year-old.
	Hey, Snarks.
	Huh?
	I said, hi, Snarks.
	Hi, I was told to call in because I left an impression on one of your viewers.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Somebody wants to date her, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	How did we work that out again?
	Did you get his number?
	We just said that.
	No, she was supposed to call in.
	And then how does he find her?
	Good question.
	I guess she gives...
	Well, how do we know that's the right guy?
	Because we have the email, no?
	Matchmaker.
	Yeah, it's right here.
	Oh, yeah, you have the matchmaker email?
	Okay.
	Well, why don't you get her email or a way to send her that email?
	Okay, I could do that.
	How do we do that?
	I could text her.
	Yeah, okay.
	Ryan's going to text you the guy's email to that number that you just called from.
	Okay.
	Does that work?
	So I'm going to have Ryan's number?
	Yeah, I'll call you from a blocked line.
	No, you're going to have his number.
	And by the way, you can have him.
	Oh, my God, really?
	Yes, he comes with the deal.
	So if you want Ryan more than this collar, go bananas.
	Yeah, seriously.
	I mean, honestly, Ryan, you looked like a beta male before your haircut, but now it like, you don't look half bad.
	Thanks.
	That's a compliment, I suppose.
	Of course.
	I don't date younger than 23, though.
	So.
	Oh, yeah, she's 19.
	That's very young.
	Yeah.
	We don't, we can't.
	That's like borderline.
	That's a kid.
	You have poor judgment, and you think that I'm a beta male, so it's terrible.
	Yeah, that'd be kind of stewish.
	Thanks for calling.
	We set that up.
	You're good to go.
	Okay, great.
	I hope we didn't just link up a 50-year-old with a 19-year-old.
	Yeah, where is she?
	All right.
	Were you going to come by with some ice coolers?
	No, I just wanted to talk.
	I just wanted to hang out.
	Hello?
	I was here to tell her to stop.
	Hello.
	Tony.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	So everybody really shits on Ryan, and I want to say, if you want more female viewers, get baby out of the corner.
	He's eye candy, he's eye candy, and you're just a resource that's not being utilized.
	Also, real quick comment about: I have a very close female relative who's in the film industry.
	She's a director for many, many years.
	And the biggest block to her career is gay men.
	And she said they're the most misogynistic.
	They're like what men were like probably in the 1930s before women entered the workforce.
	So she said she can't get past the gay wall.
	And I just wanted to throw that out there.
	Yeah, I've heard that a few times.
	And I think this never came up in me, too, but they also hit on dudes.
	Like, remember Terry Cruz, the football player?
	Who's an actor now?
	He's got a real wrinkly head.
	He said that he was sexually harassed by gays.
	And it hurt his career to refuse them.
	Well, she's got to get through to get hired.
	It's about 12 people, and it's just like a gay wall.
	She said she can't break through.
	She's got a good career.
	She makes a living, but it's very, very difficult.
	And now more than ever.
	So she goes, they wanted rights.
	They got the rights, which is great.
	Everybody should, you know, have rights.
	But they then extremely discriminate against women, especially married women with children, too.
	She said it's just, it's impossible.
	That's fascinating.
	Of course, you'll never see that story go anywhere.
	Oh, no, you can't.
	You can't.
	And so there's like in like all industry in the whole country, you know, women directors are 10% or it's a very low, it's under 10%.
	And she's like, you can't get past gays.
	And, you know, and other female directors, that's the same issue.
	You just cannot get past the gays.
	They're very, very contemptuous of women, working women.
	They don't like them at all.
	So I just wanted to throw that out there.
	And I am pro-Ryan.
	So there's somebody out here pro-Ryan.
	All right.
	Well, you're just showing your poor judgment, but okay.
	Okay, bye.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	Trying to draw a Budweiser can, it's fucking hard.
	This sucks.
	There's a lot of little detail on there.
	This is not going to get a lot of bids.
	James.
	Jamie Boyd.
	Hey, you, Gavin.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, I recently called in asking about your need for personal security.
	I was really appreciative of your candor.
	But do you feel much more safe and secure now sitting next to the mayor of the rad zone, knowing that he could put a dude out for a fucking week?
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean, when we go out in public, it's nice to know someone's got my back and whoever attacks us is going to be fighting, definitely fighting two guys.
	You don't know that with everyone you're with.
	Sometimes you're with someone and you're like, and this has happened to me a few times, especially in my younger years, where shit goes down and then someone vanished.
	And it's good to know that Ryan won't be vanishing.
	No, I'm not the Vanessa show.
	Although, he's proved this before.
	I mean, when I did my talk at NYU, he got arrested fighting Antifa.
	Sure did.
	And also in DC, remember that one guy that tried to give you shit, you and Milo?
	He's like, hey, you guys look great.
	It was like passive-aggressive, then he tried to...
	Yeah, that was such a weird incident.
	He was still facing you guys.
	Then I turned around.
	I was like, what?
	Like Stone Cold Steve Walson.
	He just turned around.
	He's like, I'm late.
	It's pretty funny.
	I was like, that was awesome.
	But Ryan also, he may also try to reason with the guys, too.
	He may say something like, I'm just a small Asian man.
	Why would I try to fight you?
	That's funny.
	Which was a good point.
	Hey, there was a ton of great quotes from Monday's episode.
	I rewatched how much it was.
	It is a quotable night.
	It was a hell of a night.
	I mean, outside of the show, I've told that story maybe a thousand times.
	And because I have the video on my phone, too.
	So I can pull it up.
	You know, I show it everyone at the gym, everyone I meet, all the dads at baseball.
	It's crazy.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	Love you.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	Catholicism.
	Oh, great.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Hi, how are you?
	Hi, Viva Jesus.
	Of course.
	Viva Jesus, yes.
	So I get a lot of flack from a lot of traditional Catholics for listening to you because you claim to be Catholic, but yet you still advocate for somewhat of a hedonistic lifestyle.
	Like what?
	Don't you think like drugs and sex and things like that?
	What drugs?
	Like they say like you still like experimentation is okay and things like that.
	Oh, that's a reasonable criticism.
	But my attitude with that is like I always say, yes, ideally you meet your Catholic sweetheart and you marry her and you guys start pumping out babies right away.
	But within my group, like that's just not plausible.
	It just doesn't happen.
	So I have to be, I have to talk to the people who are watching this show and say, look, I know you're going to be fucking around, but eventually, like, I try to get the number down from 30 years of fucking around to 10.
	Yeah, I get that.
	It's just, I get a lot of flack from it.
	But it's just, like, I just always find it interest because I think you're an interesting person, and I just like to make sure that people, you're trying To steer people onto a better path, yes.
	What do you think of all these trad cats like the Gripers movement?
	A lot of them have a lot of anti-Semitic attitudes that I can understand some of their gripes, but I don't think the idea of Jews being a monolith is the best way to say it because they'll say the same thing about us.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	The Orthodox, the Hasids, the Israelis, the ginos, Jews in names only, they're all, they all hate each other's guts and have totally different agendas.
	But another problem I have with the Groipers is, okay, guys, you're so trad cat.
	Get fucking married.
	Like, go make a baby.
	Yeah, well, unfortunately, there's and unfortunately, there's the trad girls are very far between because they just, they've fallen into the traps of feminism.
	That's terrible that.
	All right, what can I do you for?
	That was pretty much it.
	I just wanted because to talk to you, because again, like a few weeks ago, you mentioned someone asked you in a call, like, you know, how many women have you slept with?
	You said 300.
	And I was just like, do you feel that those 300 women prior to your wife are basically meaningless compared to the relationship that you have with your wife?
	Oh, absolutely.
	And I think you'll find a lot of people say that who aren't Catholics, and they say it a different way.
	They go, I waste so much time.
	I heard Sammy Hager of Van Halen saying this on Howard Stern the other day.
	He said, I wasted so much time chasing pussy.
	And that's sort of the non-Catholic way of saying, I wasted so much time fucking around when I could have been happily married with someone having a beautiful life.
	But they don't realize that.
	So they say, chasing pussy.
	But yeah, total waste.
	I mean, all the drugs I did, all the booze I drank, you get the idea pretty quickly.
	You know, women are not that different.
	Yep.
	Well, it's just like the Groipers, they like to constantly bring up you with the dildo up your ass.
	And I'm like, it's comedy.
	Yeah, it's jackass.
	I think they do that, though.
	Yes.
	I think a lot of the ones who do that recognize that young men are very scared of anything remotely gay.
	So it's a good way to turn people off, young men, away from me by calling me a fag, which is fine.
	I mean, I work with someone who lives in a fag zone.
	I do not.
	There is no such zone.
	It doesn't exist.
	Yeah, but yeah.
	Really appreciate this.
	It's just, I just find it very odd when I talk to the groiper.
	They're kind of interesting, but yet weird in the same way.
	Yeah.
	Thank you so much.
	All right, bye.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	Carol O'Keefe and Punk?
	Hello?
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	Oh, hey, yeah.
	I wanted to, I was calling, um, because I was wondering the what the fuck?
	Hung up.
	Is that a prank?
	I was wondering, um, and then hangs up.
	No, I think that was a mistake.
	Wait, you didn't do the CBD one.
	You're really not good at remembering the prizes, are you?
	Oh, that was the lady.
	Yes?
	Hello?
	Are you up?
	Did you put us on hold and now you forgot?
	Now you're totally partying?
	I think this is happening.
	Yeah, that's what it was.
	I put my name.
	I said I was James Campbell.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru?
	Uhuru.
	Hey, y'all calling on me?
	Yep.
	All right, well, it's James Campbell.
	Hey, man.
	Hi.
	Are you perhaps drunk?
	Oh, sure.
	I think this guy wins because she.
	Oh, no, no, it's James.
	All right, I got it.
	She had won before.
	We got a lot of repeat winners.
	I think they call in early.
	Okay.
	Are we done here?
	What's going on?
	I'm getting annoyed.
	Next call.
	Alright, one second.
	Fucking drunks.
	Take this one.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	Okay.
	What's going on?
	This is the world's worst show.
	Okay, Wayne.
	Wayne, are you there?
	Let's go.
	Hello, Gavin, former mayor of the Fag Zone overseer.
	So, Gavin, I live down here in South Jersey in white manland, and there has been a recent uptick in graffiti.
	And it's making me extremely angry.
	I don't understand the point.
	Could you explain it to me or how do I stop it or what have you?
	Yeah, graffiti was invented.
	Well, it was originally some Greek kid called Tacky197 or something in New York, but it became big in Philly.
	And then black people took it over soon after.
	And then Whiggers took it over to see more black.
	And it's really a Puerto Rican Hispanic thing where fatherless young Hispanic kids see their sisters and mothers fawning over celebrity magazines and they go, oh, fame is what matters.
	Okay, fame.
	I got to get fame.
	Now, you can't get fame.
	This is pre-reality TV.
	So the fame they get is getting their stupid motherfucking nickname everywhere.
	And then people go, oh, it's Ses.
	I saw you got up in the subway.
	And you have your own stupid, idiotic Mini fame.
	They used to tag each other in North Jersey, the kid or whatever.
	And then, and I can't think of anything gayer than that.
	Like, two men could be fucking right next to that, and that's still not as gay as two gangsters or whatever, just tagging each other.
	You mean tagging, like, drawing on each other's skin?
	Like, like one guy will tag a water tower or something, and then that's his move.
	And then the second guy will come in and tag his name over it or something.
	Oh, like some stupid compensation.
	Yeah, like kind of a gay bond between the two.
	Oh, isn't it a funny few, though?
	Like starting a war?
	I have no idea.
	We're getting these like random red X's with letters and shit.
	And I just, I really don't understand what it is.
	And I'm trying to look it up on Reddit.
	I'm trying to decipher what it means if it's a drug territory.
	I don't know, because heroin's pretty big around here in South Jersey.
	I'm a couple miles from Atlantic City.
	You know, the stupidest thing, and you don't get this in South Jersey, but here in New York City, they will go in between train cars.
	All right?
	So they go down the steps in between the train.
	Now, at any given moment, a train can go, suck you up, and you're dead.
	There's little altcoins to hide in that the workers hide in for emergencies.
	So they'll sometimes make it in that.
	But about once a year, one of them gets sucked up by a train and killed.
	You know why they go in between trains?
	So you get your name up on the wall, and the only time that's ever seen is when the train gets stuck, and you look out the window.
	You're some fucking immigrant grocer, and you see, like, sesk on the wall.
	And you go, oh, okay.
	That's good to know.
	It's fucking...
	It really is.
	I remember at Vice, there was this kid who just had a baby, and he had to continue his art, his street art.
	And all the obituaries, too, I just gave away the ending.
	All the obituaries, they made it like about street art.
	And he was dedicated to his art, to his final days.
	No, you took a kid's father away so you could write your nickname on a random piece of fucking brick that no one will ever see.
	You loser.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, a 38-year-old in South Jersey living down here all my life.
	I just can't interpret what that means.
	And so I'm 38 in a couple of years.
	I'll be 40, 45 years, 40, 45 years, 40, 45, 45.
	All right.
	All right, my man.
	Thank you.
	Thanks.
	Bye.
	Now, unfortunately, Ryan has the bladder of a baby girl, and he's left his post to go make pee-pee.
	So we'll just have to wait for him to get back.
	I'm still trying to draw this, bud.
	I didn't realize how much shit is on these things.
	They list the different states on the top of the can that you can get a five cent rebate on.
	And then on the other side, they point out that in California you can get 10 cents.
	Isn't that a fun little take a little trip, double your money?
	Hello, hello.
	Jake Homes.
	Hello, hello.
	Happy birthday, you old geezer.
	Thanks, dude.
	Hey, um, yeah.
	Um, so, you know, your dad, you do this great ongoing bit about your dad when he loses his temper.
	And is it really as funny in person than the way you portray it?
	And number two, I thought you were going to do the coin probability thing on him again with your brother.
	We haven't seen that fucker in months.
	My brother went down there.
	Well, my brother went down there to, what the hell was he going to do?
	Oh, he was going to try to teach him Terenceology.
	But this isn't very funny, but their health is not doing great.
	So that trip ended up more about making sure they were okay and getting a nurse involved.
	And we lost our comedy.
	Dad may be coming to the end of his outrageous comedy years.
	Unfortunate.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Bye.
	Got it.
	Sorry, buddy.
	Sorry to hang up, but we're running out of Tazyme his ear.
	Calvin.
	We got Calvin.
	Calvin Candy.
	Hey, Calv.
	Hello?
	Hey, Calvin.
	Hey, man.
	What's up?
	Hey, so I've heard you talk before about how women that get cat called, they're really going to miss it once they get older and it stops happening.
	Yep.
	Do you think you're going to feel the same way once people stop wanting to take pictures with you?
	Once you get older?
	No.
	I fucking hate that.
	And I'm a man.
	So I'm not like women love attention because it's in their DNA and it means that they're wanted and that they'll always have partners.
	So they get endorphins from it.
	Men are not really looking to be wanted.
	They're looking to conquer.
	And it's not women saying, I need pictures with you.
	It's like tourists and 22-year-old white kids.
	I don't have a problem with that particular demographic, but they don't suck me off.
	Not yet.
	Not until I can get a pass to the fag zone.
	Well, to be fair, I say that because I'm a 21-year-old white kid that wants a picture with you.
	Oh, I thought you said you're going to picture me.
	But why want to fuck with me?
	Why do you want a picture?
	I don't get it.
	Proof.
	I don't know.
	It's not really proof.
	It's not like I'm going to seize my Facebook profile or anything, but I don't know.
	I've done it with rappers before, just like people I admire.
	I don't know.
	What do you do with it?
	Just like women getting cat called?
	It's like, what do men get out of cat calling people?
	It's not like you get anything out of it.
	Well, sort of.
	She looks back.
	You do it because you admire that woman.
	You can fantasize about fucking her.
	And why are you using sex analogies when you're talking about a picture of me?
	That's gay.
	Maybe you should come to the fag zone.
	Oh, all right.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Yeah, I mean, when I did that Ed Coulter speech, you know that picture of me with all the Pro Boys, and I'm like this.
	I've seen it a million times.
	It's actually in my lawsuit.
	As I was, so there was a mob there ready to kill us.
	I did the speech really quickly, and then we had to, security whisked me out of there.
	And it was like whisked me out, like through people and ducking down and someone holding me and pushing other people back.
	And as I'm going through all this, some fucking millennial comes up, or maybe even a Zoomer, I guess, is like, hey, man, could I get a picture?
	I'm like, I'm escaping now.
	Like Whitney Houston in that movie with Kevin Costner.
	The bodyguard.
	I'm with the bodyguard right now, dude.
	There's no time for kissing.
	We got Jay talking about Taylor Swift.
	How's it going, Gavin and Ryan?
	Hello.
	Hey, man.
	So my thing about Taylor Swift is, are you guys aware that her dad is like a very prominent employee for Bank of America?
	So she's shitting on, you know, white guys and how terrible they are.
	But she's basically shitting on her dad.
	Yeah, isn't it funny how it always comes back to daddy issues?
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	It's nuts.
	And they act like she's like this nobody out of nowhere, you know, who went around to record studios and became this great country star, but it's all bullshit.
	Right.
	I didn't know that.
	I mean, you got to admit, she's a really good songwriter.
	It's not my cup of tea as far as music goes, but, you know, she's made a lot of fucking money making a lot of fucking hits.
	Yeah, she certainly has.
	And my second quick thing, I think somebody out there, you know, in internet land who's far smarter than me, needs to troll the left.
	You know, we're tearing down all these monuments everywhere.
	And why aren't we renaming Robert C. Bird Highway, the Democrat KKK Klansman, you know, who Hillary says, hey, this is my mentor and goes to his funeral.
	So we need to troll them and get, you know, the highway in West Virginia renamed and the NASA Observatory, you know, renamed.
	And how about Albert Pike, you know, in D.C., who helped modernize the Ku Klux Klan?
	Why is his statue still standing?
	We need to troll these people, these idiots, to tear down their own people.
	No, we did that.
	There was a whole campaign to get Robert C. Byrd off of government buildings.
	I can't remember who was behind that, but we pushed it on TGMS.
	Do you remember, William?
	Yeah, that's been a thing.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	It's so funny how, you know, it's so controlled and so top-down.
	I mean, I had this in my head for forever, and I've never even heard of it.
	So it just shows you how top-down everything is.
	But that's all I have.
	I don't want to take up all your guys' time.
	Love the show.
	And I got to say, it's pretty, pretty, pretty good.
	Thank you, sir.
	Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
	Okay.
	Howard Stern takes, what's his name, Frank, from the Gary, what's it called show with that, hey now.
	Gary Shandling.
	And then I take Larry Davids.
	I'm done my drawing.
	Wow.
	It's a can of Bud Weiser.
	Isn't it beautiful?
	It's pretty good.
	No, it's terrible.
	Oh, it's terrible.
	But its terribleness is kind of amusing.
	Yeah.
	It's really fucking hard.
	Try it, okay?
	Just try it.
	You jerks.
	You could do the back of it.
	Fucking red in a barcode.
	The back of it can.
	All right.
	We got Andrea.
	Unmuting.
	Andrea.
	Andrea.
	Hello?
	Andrea, Andrea, or Andrea?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Hello?
	What's your name?
	Hi.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Hi, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Andrea.
	How do we pronounce your name?
	Andrea.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So I'll get to it.
	I've been working as a funeral director apprentice for the past eight months or so.
	And I know firsthand the COVID numbers are all the death certificates get none of the paperwork that's supposed to come with it, like if they're tested or not, they never get it.
	My boss, I know, he has a funeral director friend who's whose dad was in a VA hospital, and he was tested basically every day, every other day.
	He gets tested on a Friday night.
	He just keeps negative.
	He dies on a Saturday.
	The death certificate reads COVID.
	Wow.
	And yeah.
	And then I was working with a family who, I know from just working with them that the guy had diabetes.
	I saw from his feet, honestly, that he had diabetes.
	But anyway, it wasn't listed as a comorbidity on his death certificate like it should have been.
	So now that just will go into the record books as just a pure COVID death and nothing else.
	You know, every time I hear a revelation like this, I like to ask the person, so I think the deaths are listed as 130.
	what is your gut saying actually is uh...
	You know, I would say all the nursing home deaths are probably real.
	So I would, what is it, like 43% are nursing home deaths across the country.
	So 50-ish, 50-ish, so not even a very bad flu season.
	I mean, our worst flu season, I think, was 100.
	60 is a really bad one.
	50 is like a pretty bad one.
	Right, right.
	And I haven't, and honestly, I haven't seen, I've just gone through winter, I haven't seen an influenza death.
	Haven't seen one.
	You haven't what?
	I haven't seen An influenza death this past winter.
	Oh, yeah, that's another point someone else brought up.
	I think that was last week.
	They go, Where's the other flu statistics?
	Why is there only one quote-unquote flu this year?
	So that alone is evidence that they're bottlenecking all other flus into COVID.
	Yeah, I mean, they're putting like suspected COVID on there and everything.
	The other thing people aren't talking about, like I know, you know, the push to make Trump look bad and like the extra money you get for COVID patients and ventilated patients, but also doctors are just notoriously bad at paperwork.
	I get job certificates all the time that are just filed wrong.
	And I can't file them without, I can't put anything that the doctor doesn't put.
	So if the doctor says this 90-year-old woman may not have been pregnant in the past night or was pregnant in the past year, I have to put that.
	And then the state has to deal with it.
	It's so stupid.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	It's always good to hear from someone who's actually there and not some cunted CNN telling us how the world works.
	I think we have room for a couple more.
	Okay.
	Let's make them real short.
	Yo, punk rock.
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	Yeah, actually, I was going to talk about punk rock, but I've been on hold for like an hour, so I changed my mind.
	I'm talking about something else now.
	Wait, are you saying something?
	I can't hear you.
	No.
	The video and the audio are out of sync.
	That's by the way.
	So, yeah, this is Circumcision Steve.
	Remember me?
	I've called him a bunch of times.
	I just wanted to call out that Circumcision again.
	Dude, it's fucking brutal, dude.
	It's like it's fucking Orwellian, dude.
	Orwell, George Orwell, if he knew what was going on to like fucking babies, dude.
	Like, he'd get the chills.
	And he'd say, holy shit, that's fucking dark, dude.
	Like, it's 100%.
	I will say, though, as a Foreskin owner myself and a creator of two other Foreskins, they're not perfect.
	Like, you better, if you have a big date that night, you better have watched it within the past six hours.
	Which might be true of cunts, too.
	I don't know.
	And I had a tear when I was a young man.
	The doctors told me I had to cut it off.
	I said, fuck you, and refused to do it.
	And I fixed it myself.
	And that's a big problem with our medicine, too, because it was a Muslim doctor, actually.
	And he's like, why do you have that in the first place?
	Let's get rid of it.
	Nope.
	It has to go.
	It has to go.
	And I said, no.
	Which was the anal Chinook song Foreskin.
	You'd be in jail.
	So there are a few problems with it, but you tell your kids to pull back the foreskin and all that when they wash, and you make sure you keep it clean.
	And the sex is way better.
	Maybe that's why Ryan's gay.
	It's because when I have sex with a woman, it feels better than when he does.
	So he thinks, oh, I must be gay.
	Who knows how many guys have wandered into the fag zone just because they couldn't feel their dinks.
	And they step on my bear trap and I just pin them down.
	And here's one more thing I'd say.
	I will admit it does look a little funny, but dicks are not known for their beauty.
	But when you're a young man, if you're ever in a situation where a woman sees your penis, it's erect.
	They don't see your dick just like wandering around making a sandwich.
	So if you're nude in front of a lady until you're like 25, you have a raging heart on.
	If you have a boner, the foreskin recedes, they can't tell the difference.
	It looks exactly the same.
	So anyway, don't circumcise.
	Keep your dick clean.
	What?
	They're being tortured, dude.
	Like, have you seen a fucking video?
	That's fucking torture.
	Like, it's so brutal.
	They scream more than Alex Jones.
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	Zap Roused, our LA Police Chief.
	Zap Roused our LA Police Chief.
	How are you, sir?
	Hey, what does a guy got to do to get an invite up to the fag zone?
	Be a fag.
	Wear leather pants, meet Ryan, be discreet.
	Don't be a blabber mouth.
	There's no fag zones.
	Sorry, dude.
	Okay, just assuming I meant a little Asian men.
	So you know that clip where John Oliver shows that guy yelling at the LA police chief?
	No.
	You showed it on the show.
	It's the video where John Oliver's talking about police, and there's like this lispy guy.
	He's yelling at Michael Moore, the police chief of Los Angeles.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And John Oliver is creaming his jeans, and he's calling him a piece of shit cocksucker and all that kind of stuff.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, he's even a bigger pussy in real life.
	He rehearsed it for five hours, a little 30-second thing where he was going to tell Oscar police chief.
	He does like all these interviews and stuff where he's like, yeah, I'm kind of a total badass for it, you know?
	That's amazing.
	It's so okay.
	And plus, it was a call.
	You could have just had it scripted.
	I'm sorry, what?
	It was a call.
	He could have just had it scripted.
	You don't have to memorize it.
	Yeah, just like you could just record it on a thing and play it back.
	You could just do that.
	Five hours, you couldn't have picked up a shift or something.
	So he was in person when he did it, though?
	He did it.
	He called in.
	Right.
	So on a call, you could be looking at your script saying, you're a shitty captain of police, you fuckstick.
	Yeah, I could be doing that right now.
	I could just be reading off a script.
	Not even that.
	I'm actually talking to you.
	I'm not like just saying one thing without.
	What's his name?
	What's this guy's name?
	I just had it.
	Hang on, give me a sec.
	It's like Jeremy Frisch or something.
	But GQ does an article about him.
	And then he goes on Reddit and says, yep, I'm the guy that said that.
	And like everything he writes is he like, he talks like he's a real badass.
	What a dork.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Next call.
	We're in overtime.
	Are we still doing final video, too?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	How blowing, someone says.
	Oh, this is your area of expertise, right?
	Blowing.
	I don't agree with that at all.
	How's it going?
	So I was talking about Nick Cannon.
	Just bullshit he spews.
	Calling white people animals and savages.
	So I sent Ryan a video on Nailbage.
	Okay.
	What is the email?
	What's your point?
	We don't care about the video.
	What's up?
	Uh-oh.
	Did we lose everyone?
	You guys there?
	Are you there?
	All right, that's probably a good sign.
	I was getting sick of this.
	I got the video if you.
	All right, let's check out the video.
	Refuses.
	They'll stimulate its sexual organs.
	Oh, yeah, since there is.
	Oh, boy.
	Stimulate the sexual organs.
	Get them to pee and make their hair orange.
	That was grody.
	But yeah, we're uncivilized.
	I got a shirt in, by the way.
	Oh, you got a shirt in already.
	That looks good.
	I told my wife about it, and she goes, can you not, please?
	No.
	And to that, I said, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	messaging like I shift up the hip in a western movie Everyone who comes into your life is a blessing or a schooling Fall in love with the girl who makes you love the guy that Under a little blim of weed just learning the ropes of it Come to see the film please but don't tell Turn off the phone in it.
	When you felt like rejoice, when you felt like rejoice, falling down is an accident.
	Stay down is a choice.
	When we go through, we'll be dead.
	But discomposing their debts.

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