Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS [2020-07-14 - S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS]

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July 14, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS [2020-07-14 - S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	The mic, the treble, I like my coffee, I just like my metal, cause I can't wait for you to fuck me off.
	In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute.
	I can't wait for you to fuck me off.
	In a minute, minute, in a second.
	I can't wait for you.
	That's mindless, self-indulgent New York City band, kind of punky.
	If you're my age, you might reckon them to nine-inch nails or something, but they're much better than that, much weirder than that.
	I think they're on hiatus since 2014.
	But what a cool band.
	My daughter's turning me on to all this great music.
	I'll drive her anywhere.
	You want to go to your friends at the other end of the island and then I'll pick you up?
	Sure.
	Because I sit in the car and she DJs and I hear all these awesome bands.
	And another cool thing about it is I can tell her about bands that I think that reminds me of.
	By the way, I'm wearing this because I had to run a bunch of errands and sometimes they don't let you in stores unless you're doing that.
	But it also is a fun look.
	It's fucking hot, by the way, wearing a scarf.
	So go back to that song.
	cool video I can't wait for you to shut up.
	This reminds me of conflict, I told her.
	Or a better...
	Do you know him?
	No, that's before your time.
	German dude, kind of a techno-punk guy.
	I haven't checked in on him in about 20 years, so I don't know what this is like.
	How many views does this have?
	8,000.
	Came out in 2010.
	uploaded.
	Dramatic Music
	I think I'll hang out with this guy.
	Such a wasteoid back in the early aughts.
	Maybe jump in the middle.
	Thank you.
	Okay, look up Alec Empire's band.
	Industrial is a tricky genre because it can be so shitty when you don't get the great stuff.
	And as a kid, we would take the bus to the city and we'd go to these record stores and you weren't allowed to listen to the...
	I'm talking about 1986, $14.99.
	So it was basically all your fucking pay from the week.
	Because minimum wage was $4 an hour.
	So it's 10 hours of work to get a record.
	But you'd go there and you could just judge.
	You hadn't heard of the bands.
	And you would just judge by the cover and you'd go, this seems kind of punky.
	And then you'd get it home, put on the needle, it's fucking industrial.
	It's scraping fetus off the wheel or meat beat manifesto or some other shitty band.
	Tupelo sex change.
	What's this?
	Doesn't matter what I look at.
	Addicted to you.
	It doesn't matter what I believe.
	You mess me up, I don't want you here.
	Come on.
	What is this band?
	He had a band with some hot chick.
	Let's see.
	Who was an insane smoke show?
	Maybe you'll have to Wikipedia him.
	Yeah.
	D H R or A T R?
	There's two bands.
	Oh, Atari Teenage Riot.
	Yeah, look up Atari Teenage Riot.
	And then see if that chick is there.
	No, Google Image.
	I'm getting some stuff.
	But they don't really have music videos, looks like.
	No, yeah, well, it was the music videos back then.
	Google image.
	The chank?
	Yeah.
	Did you just say chank?
	Chank.
	Chank.
	I can get away with that.
	You're your little Asian man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What a looker.
	Anyway, um, look up Atari Teenage Riot's top hit.
	I feel like I'm boring the viewers here by dragging them through this.
	Yeah, that would be it.
	This is the full album.
	Okay, just go anywhere here.
	Delete yourself.
	So this would be from this would be from like 2001.
	Delete yourself, burn, berlin, burn.
	Oh, reverb ashing.
	Reverb bashing.
	Just jump farther in.
	That's only sounds like MSI.
	So you can put that in there.
	So when my daughter plays me that, I go check out this.
	So now I can make her playlists.
	And it's sort of like, here's a playlist you just played me, but here's the 90s or 80s or 70s version of all those bands.
	And no matter what the band is, even if it's some cute little silly indie band, I can go, oh, that reminds me of Camper Van Beethoven.
	Look up this band Shih Tzuo.
	S-H-I-Z-U-O.
	They had a song, I think it was called The Punks.
	Shihsuo.
	Wait, what was it?
	Z-U-O?
	Z-U-O.
	Sorry, we should have had all this prepared, folks.
	We haven't really started the show yet.
	Oh, I'm getting some anime.
	band Yeah, this.
	Have you ever been kissed by a girl like this?
	Whoa.
	It just made it all worth it.
	Nate Ober's definitely listened to this.
	They have kind of a punkier vibe.
	Speaking of punk, I watched Eric Andre's special last night on Netflix.
	What'd you think?
	It sucks.
	He's not funny.
	I think he's a cool guy.
	I've never really watched his talk show, but I've seen very short clips, and it looks like it's over the top.
	And what you should do with a talk show when you've got a big budget is smash it.
	And at the beginning, he comes out as a cop, which is probably a crime.
	He dresses up as a cop and he's smoking a bong.
	And there he is.
	I love this kind of stuff.
	He shouldn't have cut his hair.
	He's daring and weird.
	And so he acts like he's super wasted and high on drugs and he's doing bong hits.
	Like, this is probably impersonating a police officer, right?
	This is probably a big deal.
	Does he have phony insignia and permits and crap?
	I don't think...
	There's that phony insignia.
	If someone's under the impression...
	Look how...
	Oh!
	Mushrooms.
	I'm high as a Georgian vine.
	Hey, you guys won't smoke?
	I stole these pills and these shrooms from the evidence room.
	This stuff will knock you into next Tuesday.
	You gotta get high with me.
	Anyway, you gotta find the glory holes around this city.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, oh yeah.
	He's pretty.
	Anyway, so you watch that beginning and you go, okay, this is gonna be really crazy.
	But that's all he has.
	is I'm the kooky over-the-top guy who's smashing the stool.
	crowd cheers
	Keeps going.
	Thank you.
	Okay, and then the Tupac hologram.
	All right, so check this out.
	So I go to Gochella.
	It's weekend two.
	I'm fucking hyped to see this goddamn Tupac hologram.
	And it's so whack, but I'm like caught up.
	I'm like, oh yeah, I can't wait to see this like Grand Theft Auto 4 era CGI Tupac.
	So I was drinking all day.
	We're on a break.
	It's late at night.
	Thousands of people were all watching Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre on stage, right?
	And my friend Brian hands me like a big ass Xanax bar, right?
	Like a big fucking, like a George Clinton horse pill, right?
	But Xanax, it's not a good party drug.
	It makes you black in and out of consciousness.
	You lose your memories.
	But I wasn't thinking.
	I wove it down and I just tell myself.
	I'm just telling a story.
	Like if this was, I just feel like I'm in a bar with him.
	And first I'd say, do you want us to turn on the AC?
	Pause it, pause it.
	So, yeah, there's no jokes here.
	There's no observations.
	There's no sort of grand truths derived from stories.
	Don't go away from this spot.
	But this story takes about 10 minutes.
	And, well, here, I'll let it play out.
	A Xanax black hole.
	Because my friend Brian was like, dude, where the fuck have you been?
	And I go, what are you talking about?
	He's like, bro, you've been gone for like 45 minutes.
	The Tupac hologram came and fucking went.
	You missed the entire fucking thing.
	And I've never been more mad and high at the same time.
	and I started ripping grass out of the ground going, "Noooo!" "Waaaaaaaaaah!" And it was during the most melody.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	It's like musical.
	Hello, Snoopy.
	I mean, talking about comedy is difficult, right?
	Because you're trying to say why something is good and funny or not funny.
	It's like talking about music.
	But what a waste of time.
	So far, I haven't giggled.
	No, so why is Manascalco funny and why isn't this funny?
	I think because it's less fleshed out.
	Like, it doesn't seem thoughtful.
	And one by one, a sea of a thousand people just look back at me going, bury me alive!
	Like, it sure makes a great sizzle reel when you take those loopy clips and you go, we have Aragondra.
	But then you sit down.
	For example, imagine you were to read this transcript.
	Ah.
	You just go, okay, so you missed a two-pack hologram and you were looking forward to seeing it, even though you kind of know it sucks.
	Uh-huh.
	So not a big deal.
	Or even more, you can't recite that joke.
	Like you could recite a Maniscalco joke.
	Easy.
	Hey, this didn't happen to me.
	and having a friend of mine.
	He went to see a...
	He went to see a two-pack.
	Remember, the Tupac was doing post-mortem shows and he was coming out there as a hologram?
	So he wanted to see it.
	I mean, it was the big thing back then.
	I forget what we're talking about now, right?
	Probably like 2008 or something.
	But he took a Xanax, which is like, like you take one, you just go to sleep.
	Even if you have a quarter.
	And he missed it because he was in the bathroom for much longer than he thought he was.
	He was angry and he was high.
	Remember that part?
	Then he was very, very disappointed in himself and the situation and just had a tantrum.
	He was so mad, like very, very mad.
	He was screaming.
	Yelling.
	So there's that.
	Yeah.
	We should get Project Veritas hidden cameras and go into bars and tell Eric Andre stories as people are going, okay?
	Or Maniscalco.
	Yeah.
	Manascalco.
	Maniscalco.
	You can't tell a Maniscalco story in a bar unless they clear a space.
	You need to throw the drink away.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	We should have that as a drop.
	Yeah, we could do that.
	Today's show sucks.
	Yesterday's show was amazing.
	We had holes in our heads as we talked about fighting our friends.
	Still there.
	You know what they said at the gym today?
	They go, are you worried about getting sued?
	For pounding someone after he beat the shit out of us?
	And then not ratting him out?
	And throwing him in prison?
	I think we're all right.
	Not familiar with that particular genre of lawsuit.
	That genre.
	So I just have riots, riots, riots, BLM, Antifa, the same shit we do every day.
	I would turn off the show now If I were you, there's no fun twist, there's no Taylor Swift green screen.
	It's just like me bitching about the alt left, like I always do all day, every day.
	You bored yet?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	Yeah, you should.
	Oh, I can find it now.
	Same shit, eight hours a day.
	Right?
	Steak, beans, cheese, corn.
	I've never seen anything like this.
	Hold on a sec.
	Pause it.
	That's the same kind of thing.
	Wait, did you totally lose the place?
	Yeah, yeah, because I was...
	Yeah, so he's hopping around.
	So it's the same as Eric Andre.
	So why is it different?
	Like, why is this guy so much better?
	That could be Eric Andre right now.
	Without him even saying anything, I know the bit is that at Chipotle, you got the thing, so you could actually picture him doing that.
	Oh, yeah.
	So he's doing an exaggeration of the way they make your burrito in Chipotle.
	Not just like, I was mad.
	Because we could relate to that.
	Well, let's just see, man, it's cool.
	I don't remember seeing that bit, so let's just see one joke.
	He tries to figure out why he's funny.
	I've never seen anything like this.
	It's like you're not even.
	It's like a robot.
	Chicken, peppers, lettuce.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	it's immediately funny oh thank god forbid if you ask for guacamole i'll Oh my god.
	The whole store goes into a Don't even know how to tell you it's extra money.
	Put some blood in there.
	It's $1.80 extra.
	Is that okay?
	Yeah.
	It's okay.
	Most stressful job at Chipotle has to be rapping these damn things.
	You know what it might be?
	Benevolence.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Eric Andre is me, me, me.
	I wanted to see something stupid, and then I was mad that I missed it, and me, me, me.
	This guy's showing empathy for the workers there and with the difference of culture or something when it comes to having to pay extra for guac.
	Remember that meme?
	It was Leono de DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street, and he's going like this and shooting money off.
	He's on a yacht, and he goes, I know guac is extra, bitch.
	Because, yeah, you're right, though.
	It is the same premise.
	It's like embellishing a mundane thing, right?
	I don't think seeing it.
	What was wrong?
	I guess it's the same.
	It's like embellishing a mundane thing.
	I guess.
	Right?
	My cadence is a little retarded.
	They're both embellishing a mundane.
	Like, what kind of grammar?
	What kind of vocabulary is that?
	Embellishing a mundane task.
	Embellishing?
	God, you're gay.
	Embellishing is a word.
	Oh, it is?
	Thanks.
	It's used appropriately.
	I can't find the guac meme.
	All right, let's just start into it now.
	But that is the picture.
	Again, this show is going to suck.
	You've seen all this.
	You're just going to get depressed.
	I have no new angle here.
	Well, actually, I do.
	I was talking to Jim Goad last night, and he was talking about this philosopher who used to run Circus Magazine, which no one here remembers, but it was a really cool rock magazine from when I was a kid, akin to Cream.
	C-R-E-E-M.
	There was, rock was so popular and fun in this late 70s, early 80s that you could have almost like a people magazine, but it would be Van Halen and Motley Crew and fucking the scorpions and Kiss.
	And it would have articles, interviews, and it was, it was a big, big, a big inspiration of vice in a way, because I liked the idea of just being goofy and fun, even if the subject was a little more serious.
	Anyway, the dude who ran that was also a great intellectual, and he said, if you look at history, monarchies especially, you'll notice that the revolutions don't happen when the king is cruel.
	In fact, the trains run on time.
	I guess there would trains back then.
	No, revolutions happen when the king is nice and starts ignoring things, ignoring law and order.
	Now, as a basic anarchist, I'm not big on excessive policing, but what we have now is the opposite.
	And they are basically telling people, you may riot.
	Give them room to riot.
	They're peaceful protests.
	And the media is doing this.
	Like that fucking Huffington Post headline.
	Peaceful protests thwarted by vehicle rammings.
	No, assholes jump on road and attack cars.
	Cars occasionally fight back.
	If a mob is on your guard, what are they going to do when they stop these cars?
	Hey man, just wanted you to know that Black Lives Matter.
	Okay, thank you.
	I agree.
	All right, bye, bye.
	They also do this thing in Portland where they direct traffic.
	Oh, you can't go here.
	You got to turn around.
	No, you got to go down that road.
	Like, what the fuck?
	That's just a power play.
	That has nothing to do with some important part of the road.
	They're just sitting there telling cars what to do because they want to play policeman.
	This is what's going on.
	The police have been told they can't do their job and they've been told that by leftist politicians and the mob.
	I'm constantly picking scabs out of my hair, by the way.
	And at the same time, the lefties, the communists have gone, I'm going to be the cop.
	I'm taking over.
	I'm going to be the new authoritarian.
	This is exactly like the crast song, Bloody Revolutions.
	And they lay out in that song the revolution.
	People of power, unite.
	And they say, you talk about revolution, well, that's fine, but what are you going to be doing come the time?
	Are you going to be the big man, the Tommy Gunn?
	Will you talk of freedom when the blood begins to run?
	Well, freedom has no value if violence is the price.
	I don't want your revolution.
	I want anarchy and peace.
	Price and peace aren't great.
	And he just talks to him in that song, play it.
	And he just talks to him.
	But ain't it people rule right now?
	What difference would there be?
	Just another set of bigots with their rifle sights on me.
	And that's exactly what we're at.
	Another set of bigots.
	It's exactly like the Cuban Revolution, right?
	Castro said, this guy's a fucking dictator and he's terrorizing his people.
	Then what does he do the second he's in office?
	Let's go kill some fags, Shea.
	Shea Guevara assassinated 3,000 people and he loved it.
	He'd put them on their knees, come up behind them, and just go, it was a huge adrenaline rush for him.
	And the way their bodies crumple after I blow their fucking heads off.
	And then what did Castro say?
	No more elections.
	Just me.
	Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
	They don't want to get rid of the police.
	They want to become the police.
	Same with Palestine and Israel.
	They don't want a two-party state.
	They don't want to coexist.
	They want to obliterate the Jews in Israel.
	Like, poof, vanish.
	Just like Thanos.
	Turn them into dust.
	And then they want to move into all those homes and all those businesses.
	And then they have an Israel.
	With the wall.
	Everything's the same.
	They just want to be them.
	I want to oppress people.
	I want to have the rockets.
	I want to have the Israeli Secret Service.
	I'll just change the star of David to a fucking crescent and a star.
	So yeah, this is what the...
	Actually, I'm going to just hold off on that, that San Francisco one.
	Here's a really spooky thing, and this is sort of the impetus for the show.
	Why don't you pull up that meme that I made?
	Rye Guy?
	It's in the notes.
	What are you doing?
	It's in the notes.
	I thought it was in the scent thing.
	No, that's the notes.
	Nope, that's not a meme.
	There it is.
	My buddy Tony pointed this out, and I did the research.
	These are the shooters.
	And those are the victims.
	Those are three of them.
	There's been a lot of victims that shopped.
	But doesn't that say a lot?
	This isn't about Black Lives Matter.
	This isn't about justice.
	This isn't about defunding the police.
	This is about becoming the police.
	And what happens when they become the police?
	Black people die.
	Poor neighborhoods get burned down.
	In other words, white anarchists, you suck at this.
	We've been building up this thing since the Magna Carta.
	You just started now and you think you can do a better job and you can't.
	It's sort of like the comedian where he says to the heckler, you want to come up on stage and try this?
	Well, they came up on stage and they tried it and people died.
	And now America's burning, but especially, they keep saying they're coming to the suburbs.
	They're not coming to the fucking suburbs.
	They're too lazy.
	The black people, black neighborhoods, that's what's suffering.
	They have what they call food deserts now.
	And I don't mean what you, the sweet treat you get after your meal.
	I mean the Sahara.
	Look at this behavior in San Francisco.
	It's just like, it's kind of reminding me of South Africa, actually.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Look at the look.
	Just doing my shopping.
	What a weird thing to steal.
	Toilet paper and a box of frosted flakes.
	Keep going.
	Why'd you pull away?
	Hello, we can't see it.
	Can you tune in, please?
	So she's just got her big...
	Everything in the store is free.
	Shouldn't this guy be saying something?
	I mean, I understand you don't want to confront a gangster who's got a fucking gun in his pants and is looking to kill.
	But these people are cold.
	They're cold.
	We're cold right now.
	We're cold right now.
	Like there's something wrong in there.
	Watch this.
	What are you recording?
	You recording somebody?
	What?
	Oh, okay.
	Do I gotta take a phone with you?
	You see that?
	That's how that is.
	What you recording?
	You recording?
	So I gotta take a phone off of you now?
	All right.
	Ready for the spookiest part of the whole show?
	And the reason that this show is on a subject that we've already done to death, but I can't resist?
	Because of this smoking gun that will be nowhere.
	You'll never see this anywhere in the mainstream media at all.
	Not even left, I mean, right-wing media.
	That pisses me off, by the way.
	Let you see any shells on the ground.
	Pick those up, pocket them.
	Hell yeah.
	No evidence.
	No evidence as I record this.
	No evidence.
	Take that shit off.
	Yep.
	Pick up my shells.
	Because I want to get the fuck out of here.
	Well, thank you.
	Yeah, hey, I'm sorry I got to take off.
	No, I know.
	But I don't trust your cop.
	I don't trust.
	But you needed to be here.
	Yeah, y'all don't know who I am.
	I know.
	Well, I don't care to know.
	All I know is thank you.
	That's it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Excuse me.
	Excuse me.
	Sounds like a white guy covering up his crime, doesn't it?
	This is after a shooting?
	I think it might be the first one.
	June 20th.
	We left y'all.
	They came down the street and then a U-turn and left y'all.
	This is exactly why I'm here because I'm sticking tired of them, making it seem like this place is a god-forsaken random place, but y'all are the only people taking care of y'all people.
	I literally have been here.
	I told my editor that I'm not going to fucking come from Prime.
	I want to be here because they are out here fucking with y'all and telling a different story.
	And here goes the ambulance.
	I hear them down there too.
	Not quite.
	So I played that for the beginning.
	Let's just play it one more time.
	So this is one of the guys, one of these shooting, and we saw, yes, we did see a couple black guys with a gun, but my personal experience is the majority of the people I saw policing chop were white.
	And we're hearing what is clearly a white guy say, clean up the shell casings.
	Her adrenaline is pounding, by the way.
	You can hear that.
	So there's just been a shooting, and he says no evidence.
	Touch shit.
	Don't touch it.
	Unless you see any shells on the ground, pick those up, pocket them, take them home.
	Hell yeah, no evidence.
	What?
	No evidence.
	Pick that shit up, yep.
	Pick up my shells.
	Because I want to get the fuck out of here.
	Well, thank you.
	Yeah, hey, I'm sorry, I got to take off.
	Oh, my God.
	But they try to blame proud boys.
	They try to blame KKK.
	No, it's rich white kids who think that they can improve society and do a better job.
	You know why they think that?
	Because from K through 12, their teachers have been telling them about communist revolutionaries and how you can win and you can take over and have a revolution, my brother.
	And I have to admit, it does sound really cool.
	Sometimes I check out their Twitter and they say things like, favorite job, what do you want to be after the revolution?
	And I would say about 50% of them say design the military uniforms.
	Like there'll be tassels and a hammer and sickle and all the hat with a rocket ship on it and gloves, fingerless gloves, maybe, and boots.
	I picture it as a very fascist look, by the way, very Hugo Boss, 1930s Germany look.
	So yeah, let's just briefly go over the shootings there because the first one, I'm not counting, June 7th was, we showed this on the show.
	Remember that guy?
	So they surround his car.
	And again, I've talked to a lot of cops about this.
	If people surround your car and you feel like your life is in danger, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
	You're allowed to protect your life, believe it or not.
	But they were punching the shit out of him, and he got out of the car and he shot that guy in the arm.
	Remember?
	He was a black Boy, that really slows you down, doesn't it?
	As they put some cardboard on the front of this fucking guy.
	It's the weirdest gesture in the world, isn't it?
	Yeah, I don't...
	Maybe it's steel.
	It looks flimsy as hell to me.
	So then he pulls his gun, and what does he do?
	He goes straight to the cops, pulls himself in, said, this is my gun.
	So we're not counting that.
	June 20th was the next one.
	That was Horace Lorenzo Anderson, 19 years old, dead.
	Now, this is the guy I believe you keep seeing.
	You keep seeing his dad crying on the news.
	President called his dad.
	We don't know anything.
	You know why?
	Because you wouldn't let journalists in there.
	You wouldn't, real journalists.
	You wouldn't let the police in there, medics.
	So I'm guessing the odds are pretty darn high that you were shot for, I don't know, graffiti, but you were shot by a white kid.
	Black lives matter.
	You, a black man was shot by a white guy because black lives matter.
	Any problem with that?
	Yeah, that's the dad.
	A lot of these times, they're not talking to anyone.
	So a lot of these people are nameless, and especially if they're underage.
	So when Horace Lorenzo Anderson, the guy you just saw, was killed and his dad's crying, there was also a 33-year-old in critical condition.
	We don't know who that is.
	Then the next day, 17-year-old male shot.
	We don't know anything about him.
	Then June 23rd, DeWan D-E-J-U-A-N.
	What's that?
	Oh, oh, go back to my meme.
	Oh, no, we're going to get to that.
	So I've got the bottom three there are all, we're all shot.
	The middle guy is this DeJuan Young who said, they called me an N-word and they said it was a proud boy or KKK.
	I want to meet people who believe that, that the KKK was there.
	And so they said, well, you're in chop, dude.
	And he goes, no, no.
	I was shot twice that day, but the first time I was shot in the arm in chop.
	But the second time I was shot that same day, I was just outside of it.
	And that was Proud Boys.
	Well, what about the first time?
	I'm not talking.
	And if you recall, I remember when he first showed up at the hospital, he wasn't saying shit about anything.
	And then about 24 hours later, he goes, wait, I remember now.
	It's Proud Boys.
	He had a big mustache and buddy holly glasses.
	And he said, this is manga country.
	And he put a noose around my neck and then shot me.
	He wants to sue the police.
	He's fixing to sue Seattle for not coming to get him in time.
	This is why I'm done with liberals.
	The free speech thing we did is just me and Vince Barko.
	We'll play that on Thursday.
	I won't be having a show.
	No GOML on Thursday.
	We're going to play a free speech.
	And I'm going to go on a five-day bender because I'm turning half a century.
	And my wife is like, so I assume you want to be with your family.
	Maybe you have a big dinner.
	And I was like, no.
	I want to be in an old man bar with dads.
	In fact, I don't want to see a woman.
	If a woman comes near me during my bender, she better have a burqa on.
	I don't want to be horny.
	I don't like being distracted.
	I'm like a pirate ship when I party.
	I like dudes.
	I'm gay.
	The sausage on you.
	You know how they make these video montages to make me seem racist or something?
	You could so easily make a video montage of me going, I'm gay.
	I'm a fan from this episode alone.
	Perfect ass.
	From one day.
	It's the same shirt.
	Actually, just play this episode.
	All right, so that's June 20th, June 21st, right?
	With 17 year old, June 23rd, the guy we just saw, the dummy who's suing the police.
	And then June 29th, Antonio Mays Jr., 16.
	I don't know why we're allowed to hear his.
	Sometimes you just pull this up and some dummy has done a GoFundMe and they showed his name.
	That little kid, 16.
	My daughter's 13.
	Dead.
	And also a 14-year-old we don't know is in critical condition from that same shootout.
	So that is One, two, three, four major shootouts with two dead and about six other injured.
	And one guy shot twice in the same day.
	Sorry, DeJuan.
	I noticed it was a Proud Boys the second time.
	Who was it the first time?
	Oh, I ain't seeing.
	Oh, I...
	Achu.
	Bless you.
	The riots have killed more black.
	And I love that he blames the Proud Boys.
	Look at this.
	There's some, I think it's a black newspaper called The Griot.
	I sent this as a separate email.
	But you can tell he found out that we're litigious.
	So he doesn't want to say hate or white supremacist.
	But the word white has become such a bad word, especially in black communities, that this guy can just say white and it sounds like hate.
	So some of the anti-BLM protesters could be members of the Proud Boys, a hate group, according to the Daily Mail.
	So he's already covering his ass in the subhead.
	But if you scroll down, no, no, slow it down.
	Go back up.
	Black Lives Matter earlier this month.
	So in New York, I assume you know this, there was a big pro-cop thing, and they were yelling at the Black Lives Matter people.
	And I think Proud Boys were with the cops.
	There was a clash between two opposing sides.
	Some of the BLM protesters.
	Could you scroll up so I can see the text?
	No, the other way.
	Oh, here we go.
	Some of the anti-BLM protesters could be members of the Proud Boys, a violent gang of white young men whose views align with the alt-right.
	You see how you can just sort of use words, avoid getting sued, but say some views align with the alt-right, like less immigration, America first, probably abortion, anti-abortion.
	And then when you say violent gang of white young men, and the irony is, if you were to say violent gang of young black men, right, people would go, oh, that guy's racist.
	So if you say violent gang of young black men, you sound like a racist asshole.
	If you say violent gang of young white men, you immediately picture Zeke Heiling guys with Confederate flag tattoos.
	And the funny thing about it is they've just diluted it now to nothing.
	So you go, oh, those guys are a hate group?
	Yeah, like Trump.
	Oh, the president is in a hate group.
	I've noticed these articles changed a lot.
	Their tone since the SPLC lawsuit.
	They're kind of just treading very lightly.
	Yeah.
	They used to outright say all this stuff.
	The organization is a hate group, according to the U.S. Southern Poverty Law Center.
	Yeah.
	And they never mention the lawsuit.
	And you're clearly aware of it.
	And by the way, black guy who wrote that article, if you're aware that we sue, isn't that proof that we're not racist?
	Like, why would the KKK doesn't sue when you call them racist, white nationalists?
	Yeah.
	So isn't the very fact that you have to tiptoe around proof that you got it wrong?
	Proud Boys, an organization whose founder is suing for being called the thing.
	You could add that in the article.
	Well, pull up that video.
	So there was a big party in Philly and cops were there.
	And so, and it was about, it was celebrating the police.
	And the head of the Philly chapter of Proud Boys, it's in the shared folder.
	Okay.
	The head of the Philly Proud Boys, who's always been a big cop guy way before he was a Proud Boy.
	They went there.
	And then the story became hate group celebrates with police.
	And of course, fuck the police, his boss.
	The boss's top brass can't wait to throw everyone under the bus and shit on us for being there.
	But anyway, here's the news piece.
	Accident news reporter Dan Coyar covering this for us live from his home with the details.
	Dan.
	Shari, at a time when police relations with some members of some communities are severely strained, some people are alarmed to hear that off-duty officers were mingling with a far-right group deemed by some as a hate group at an FOP party.
	That protesters and counter-protesters were show up at a political event, in this case, a rally last Thursday by Vice President Mike Pence at the FOP Lodge 5, comes as no surprise.
	This is, after all, a political year.
	But with raised eyebrows, it's 10 to 15 members of the Proud Boys, a self-described Western chauvinist group, being allowed to attend the FOP's Back to Blue after party.
	A few members could be seen near the bar drinking beer, eating, and talking with off-duty officers.
	We're always going to conservative rallies, Trump rallies, and we've seen an event going on for the police, and we wanted to show up there and show her support for them.
	The Southern Poverty Law Center has designated Proud Boys as a general aid group.
	By the way, that guy right there, I said to him, well, please, next time you do this, mention the lawsuit.
	And he goes, I did.
	They cut it out.
	Oh, wow.
	But this was the guy.
	He had this like, remember the synagogue shooting?
	There was that rally in Philly.
	And he was the guy.
	It was, I call it like boomer constitutionalists.
	They have this rally.
	It's pro-cop, but it's a lot of guys dressed like Ben Franklin, waving the American flag.
	And it's all about the founding fathers and liberty because they're in Philadelphia, right?
	They're by the Liberty Bill.
	And it's really a celebration of traditional America, the founding of America, which is big in Philly.
	Some homo activist nut put out a tweet and said that Proud Boys were celebrating the synagogue shooting and were going to be having a rally in front of the Jewish Museum.
	Now, everything in Philly is around that one park.
	The Jewish Museum is here and the rally was here, but it is a quarter mile away and it is technically the same park.
	I mean, you could say that it was Central Park and still be like five miles from each other.
	And that's the way it was in Philly.
	And like the idea that the mayor would give a permit for something celebrating a synagogue shooting, but the narrative stuck.
	And that tweet he put out claiming that got like 20,000 retweets.
	People showed up.
	They beat this, Antifa beat the shit out of two Marines, calling them Spix and Wetbacks, because they assumed they were proud boys who were there for the thing.
	And then they threw a brick through Zach's window, almost hit his girlfriend.
	All because of this made-up, Exaggerated, ridiculous story.
	Yeah, those guys, all that links back to the same thing.
	And then you see the actual rally: there's black dudes there with megaphones.
	Yes, Ben Franklin was a man ahead of his time.
	And the way I described it back then is: I said, dude, if there was a synagogue shooting in 1943 in Germany and Hitler found out, he'd go, oh, okay, let's dial it down a bit, guys.
	Well, mein Führer, we're going to have a rally in front of the Jewish Museum to celebrate the shooting.
	No, we're not doing that.
	That's ridiculous.
	That's way too extreme.
	That's a bit of a news.
	Yeah, let's play that a bit smaller.
	That's a little big.
	Let's not crank to it to 11 spinal tap.
	Sheesh.
	But play that clip I sent you.
	I think I emailed you this separately.
	Are we done with that?
	Wait, go back, go back.
	Sorry, we're not done with that.
	Real, the president of the Philadelphia chapter begs to differ.
	We're against racism.
	You know, our group is, you know, multiracial as it is.
	We have African Americans in our group.
	We have gay people in our group.
	We have Asians.
	You know, anybody.
	But D.A. Larry Kresner blasted FOP Lodge President John McNespie for allowing the group at their event.
	Real leaders don't play footsie with hate groups in the city of brotherly love and sisterly affection.
	That is what Trump does.
	That's what Pence does.
	See, that's great, actually.
	Because when you say hate group and then you say Trump, now 50% of the country is hate.
	And the word no longer has meaning.
	When everyone's racist, nobody is.
	But isn't this weird?
	This is a DA.
	This is a guy who controls people's sentences, defines what men are put in cages.
	And look how fucking left-wing he is.
	He says Donald Trump is a Nazi.
	That's what John McNesby is doing, and it's disgraceful.
	McNesby, who was out of town on vacation, did say in a statement that they were unaware the Proud Boys were on hand, that if they were aware of their presence, we would have immediately escorted them off our property.
	At no time were these individuals allowed inside our building.
	You know, John McNesby says a lot of things.
	Thanks for having our back.
	Well, we're the only club in the country that actively, regularly advocates for police.
	Sure, that the Tea Party and other conservative groups like police, we are like thin blue line cop, cop, cop guys, constantly defending the police at a time when they are the least popular they've ever been in American history.
	And the top brass can't wait to tell us to fuck off because it might appease liberals.
	It never appeases.
	What did I tell you about the king at the beginning of the show?
	Give him an inch, they take a mile.
	Stop giving your blood in a little shot glass to a vampire and saying, there, you got my blood.
	Now leave me alone.
	Why don't you just put some chum in the ocean for the sharks and go, there, sharks, can I swim now?
	I hope you guys filled up on the chum and I can have a nice swim.
	It's true.
	He said they weren't inside.
	Now there's photos of their being inside.
	He's just not reliable.
	Of course, there is no love loss between these two men who have extremely different views on law enforcement in Philadelphia.
	McNesby does further say in his statement that Philadelphia police officers, FOP leadership, and members condemn Proud Boy's hateful and discriminating speech in any form.
	Reporting.
	Can you give an example of it?
	Look at everyone's such a pussy.
	So desperate to cover their ass.
	It's been fucking half a century since MLK was shot.
	And we keep going, I'm not racist, I'm not racist, I'm not racist.
	Stop saying it's being used as a weapon against you.
	When you dress up like a slave and put chains around your neck and say, I'm sorry, I've seen that picture of white people tying up with shackles with shirts that say, I'm sorry.
	Blacks don't appreciate that, by the way.
	They see it as weakness.
	Yeah, that's shit.
	So sorry.
	That doesn't do anything.
	All that does is justify so sorry.
	There's a kid in the front.
	Yeah, that's.
	I'm not sorry.
	I'll accept your apology for the Irish slaves and the children in the coal mines in Scotland and Ireland and Britain.
	I'll accept an apology.
	I don't want even reparations.
	You keep your fucking money.
	But we did mine a lot of coal for you guys, and we were working 12 hours a day.
	But it wasn't slavery, really?
	You ever heard the phrase, I owe my soul to the company store?
	That means you're so in debt that you cannot leave the mine.
	Play that up, proud boy thing.
	Stop rolling your eyes, asshole.
	Play that proud boy thing I sent you after the notes.
	That's a parlor link, I believe.
	I got a Fox News thing.
	And I just got two from you.
	I got the Berry Weiss and the Grio one.
	Greenly.
	Yes.
	Don't sound right.
	I know.
	That's what I'm looking at, but that's all I'll see.
	Oh, fuck.
	Now I gotta find it again?
	I was sure I sent it to you.
	Oh, maybe it does that thing where it gets stuck in my help now, but yeah.
	You ever had that?
	I'll pause the Barry Weiss thing right now.
	Yeah, the Barry Weiss thing's boring.
	Well, it's boring Weiss.
	Should I go to your parlor?
	Did you echo it?
	Oh, I know.
	It's in my mail.
	Here we go.
	If you guys don't already know, go to Parler and follow Gavin McInnes and I. Yeah, let me get up to...
	I did not.
	Not yet.
	I tried to get you verified.
	Man, come on, Matsy.
	I guess that's a no.
	Is it...
	It's called this.
	Okay.
	I hate that expression, by the way.
	Yeah, me and me too.
	I liked it at first.
	I was like, haha, yeah.
	Perfect.
	This.
	Yeah.
	When you retweet it or re-parlor it or repost it, we know that you advocated.
	This.
	It's like, it's as annoying as it is what it is.
	I know.
	A jumping, you know, not a one-on-one fight, but jumping.
	Again, a jumping, you know, not a one-on-one fight, but jumping.
	You know, some girl, and one dude comes out of the, you know, out of left field and dropkicks a little baby girl in the head, and she was trying to protect her mother.
	Also, there was a post I retweeted about a gentleman who was beat to death for wearing a Trump hat.
	Okay?
	You know, there was a time where walking around, especially my complexion, mean you got beaten, you got killed.
	Why don't y'all just simply get some KKK hoods and dime black and get out there in the street and march with some torches and burn some crosses because you all are nothing.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	You know what?
	The KKK was Democrat.
	So, hey, you know what?
	I guess y'all are in the right party.
	You know, y'all just need some hoods and some sheets.
	But I promise you this.
	Just so you know where I stand, it will not happen anywhere I'm around.
	You will deal with me and those who think like me, whether they affiliate it or not, because you're a bunch of cowards.
	Again, the riots have killed more black people than police have.
	We know that, right?
	That's that old Candace Owens thing.
	But I like it when it's a meme and you see all the black faces.
	That's one for.
	But we should also, when I'm talking about these white shooters and the victims, the black victims, I don't want to make all blacks out to be victims in this rioting.
	They have a lot of culpability, too.
	And they are destroying their own neighborhoods.
	But you know what's happening?
	They're not just destroying their own neighborhoods.
	They're destroying the entire city.
	And you're going to have this massive, not just white flight, but like business flight, corporate flight.
	And I don't know if you were when you last were in Philly, but it's gone.
	Downtown is just Skid Row.
	It's disgusting.
	There's bums everywhere.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	You will regularly step over a body.
	Or at one point I was talking to my son in this park.
	I look up.
	There's a guy wearing a huge ski coat, like he's going, this was in July.
	No shirt on, pants, shorts, I mean, and I think like destroyed shoes.
	And he's sitting on a city bike, but it's still locked in.
	He's just sitting on it like a chair.
	And he's eating a sandwich and he's just staring at me and my son the way you would stare at an antelope at a safari.
	Just like.
	I go, we should probably get out of here.
	This is a weird scene.
	Parts of DC are like that, south side of Chicago.
	That's going to become LA.
	That's going to become New York City.
	Silent apartheid.
	But what's this?
	Was that 1.5, PJ Media?
	Did you put up 1.5 yet?
	Black communities devastated after BLM riots lead to new food deserts.
	Yeah, that's what I was already talking about.
	We already got that.
	Okay, so this I meant to cover yesterday, but this.
	Oh, yeah, she's touching.
	That's an old one.
	Do you remember that?
	That's from G. Shit.
	Go to 1.6.
	So this dumbass gets hit in the face with a tear canister.
	And this is the black and gold dress thing where you look at the same picture and see different things.
	You're supposed to see this as a lefty and go, what the fuck?
	What have the police done?
	Why have...
	He's dying.
	What, does that not load up anymore?
	Nope.
	Really?
	Let's see here.
	Yeah, that looks like it.
	I take off my spam browser or whatever.
	No, when things are really graphic, they fuzz them.
	Yeah.
	No, it wasn't loaded until I took off the pop-up blocker.
	Are you breathing?
	Shake your head, knock your head.
	Yeah.
	Everything fine?
	This is so deep.
	No, this has happened to me before.
	When I got my nose broken and went under my eye, you end up drinking pints of blood.
	Good God, man.
	And if you close your mouth, it goes down your throat.
	So then you end up barfing it out.
	What do you want?
	Because the canister's broken his nose and split his nose.
	So that's why there's so much blood, and that's why he's barfing it out.
	But when I see this, I have zero sympathy.
	You went into a riot.
	You attacked police.
	You knew tear gas canisters were coming over there to break up the crowd.
	You were in the way.
	You got in the way.
	I'm so sick of this shit.
	People going up to cops saying, fuck you.
	And then the cops grab them and they go, what the fuck?
	That was very avoidable.
	Or in Spanish, muy avoidible.
	Remember this guy?
	Yeah, I remember him.
	And he was like, it's okay, dude.
	Fucking.
	All I was doing was rioting, and now I'm the bad guy.
	He doesn't care.
	Remember, he didn't like care.
	He was very unaffected by it.
	He wrote that post, like, yeah, you know, I'm just glad I go out there and support.
	And then we have this thing where they attack a car, and this brother ain't having it.
	And look how much the guy cowers when he gets...
	Fuck this meat or my car.
	jail.
	Do you understand me?
	He doesn't even pound him.
	No.
	Just keeps him there, you know.
	He wasn't trying to do anything.
	Okay, so then this is the annoying thing, too.
	Let's call that guy a cop because he's one of us, the guy in the car, right?
	Our side.
	So they come up to our side, and that's cops, Trump, normal citizens, dads.
	And they go, fuck you, fuck you.
	We go, no, fuck you.
	And then they go, what the fuck?
	Then they go away, but here's another annoying thing.
	Then they come back.
	Like they jump in front of a car, a car hits them, they roll down, then they get up and they start chasing the car.
	That's it's sisophysian.
	They just keep coming back for more.
	Look at this shit.
	So that was, that should be the end of it, right?
	He's made it clear.
	Don't fuck with me.
	And then they go, we got you on camera, dude.
	That's on video.
	And on video, buddy.
	What was that?
	Wait, what was that?
	The sound.
	That's on video!
	And on video, buddy!
	That's on video, buddy.
	Is that the B-52s?
	That's no business like show business.
	What's he put in his headphones?
	Dude, you want to be alert when there's a mob outside your car?
	He's going to beg a booer!
	He's going to kill a booze car.
	Hey, we need a bunch of people down here now.
	That's the part.
	That's crucial.
	That's why I'm doing this show, and I know I've overdone the ride.
	I'll probably drop it after this.
	But the beginning video I showed you where they go, get rid of the evidence.
	And then this video is just as big of a deal.
	He's got arrows in his car.
	We need people down here.
	You think you're cops.
	What are you going to do?
	Arrest him?
	Citizens arrest.
	Do you have a permit for those arrows?
	You don't need a permit for arrows.
	I think you're thinking of a gun.
	Okay, guys, we're going to have to confiscate his arrows.
	Do we have a main arrow guy?
	Do we have anyone strong who can beat up a black guy?
	Do you have three arrows?
	I mean, three bows and arrows ready to go?
	Medic, there's probably going to be some blood here soon when we try to take these arrows from this guy.
	Hello, can we get- we got to get those arrows out of the car.
	I'm the boss of the world.
	Bow in the air!
	Bow in the air!
	He just chomps laying in the ground!
	Right next to the justice center, this is not ready to go.
	Hey, let's take a picture of his license.
	Is that somebody's phone there?
	Oh, they're not letting him drive.
	Tedious and weak.
	They're tedious, weak fascists.
	Not a great combo.
	Tyranny of the oppressed.
	I have a phone.
	Do we have a phone?
	Guys, there's a phone here over here.
	Phone!
	Did you see anybody drop their phone?
	I don't know.
	I was on my scooter that's lit up on the bottom from Toys R Us.
	Sheesh.
	Thank you.
	Amazing.
	Yeah, you're the new police.
	Oh, did you see this one?
	1-8, they attack a driver who's severely handicapped.
	Leftist goes berserk at protests surrounding smash up car, and it turns out the driver has cerebral palsy like, ah, there he is.
	Let's beat the shit out of that guy.
	And what does he say?
	I was scared to death.
	Got the green light.
	I was trying to toot my horn, thinking, hey, guys, look at the light.
	No, you don't toot your horn at people.
	They'll beat up your car.
	They're throwing themselves in the road gladly.
	Trying to get away from it.
	And look, look, go down a bit.
	This is why cars speed away.
	Look what happens when I stay there.
	I thought they were going to kill me.
	It scared the life out of me.
	You sure know how to choose your victims, guys.
	Wait, is that his car?
	Let's go beat up some people with cerebral palsy.
	How dare you run over my bike?
	All white people.
	Oh, that's a bike.
	There's the bike.
	It's not her bike.
	That's my bike, dude.
	And then they just empty his trunk.
	What the?
	Yeah, actually, that's mine.
	So this all started because he reversed over the bike.
	If you show any kind of, what's the word?
	Gall?
	Any sort of disrespect?
	Anything short of crying and cowering and taking a beating, if you stand your ground, you're dead.
	Look at them.
	I hate all these little young white girls there, too.
	Like smashing things.
	I'm part of the black revolution.
	Is he still in the car?
	I hate you, car.
	What's with this new thing with cars?
	They probably do kill more black people than police.
	It's like the National Roadkill Antifa Association is furious about the number of dead raccoons on the freeway.
	Where is this guy?
	Is he still in the car?
	What'd you do to this poor old bag of bones?
	Dude, drive if you're still in there.
	Like, if you talk to these people, would they say, yes, cars keep hitting us when we're trying to have peaceful protests?
	Do you think they believe that?
	Well, they're taking his car now.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Let's go.
	Let the car out.
	Move.
	Let the car out.
	Can't be good.
	Grand Theft Auto?
	Look at their little skirts.
	Anyway.
	That's a third world country looking scene right there.
	We're getting what they call example exhaustion, but I keep...
	I have to get them out of the way.
	Oh no, I see it.
	The parlor thing was in the notes, dude.
	I just jumped ahead.
	What's this one?
	2-0?
	Another car getting attacked for being a car.
	Okay, so here's just people bothering the cops.
	Listen to this.
	Wait, wait, don't show this one yet.
	Show 21.
	Is that it?
	No, no, no.
	Sorry.
	Show 1-9.
	Sorry, folks.
	1-9's deleted.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Let me see if I could way back machine it.
	It's this woman.
	Maybe you've seen the clip where she goes up to these cops and she goes, did you know Black Lives Matter?
	And the cop goes, All Lives Matter.
	Oh, do you know how hurtful that is?
	I need your badge numbers.
	They're like, 8-1, Ramirez.
	You too, I need your badge number.
	The other guy's pissed.
	He's like, Holland, 8-4.
	And then the first guy goes, she says to him, so do you know how hurtful it is to say all lives matter when I say Black Lives Matter?
	She's white, clearly.
	And he goes, yeah.
	So you can't say Black Lives Matter.
	And he goes, I can.
	I can say Black Lives Matter.
	I can also say all lives matter.
	And the arrogance and the way she's fucking browbeating him is infuriating.
	I parlored it.
	So if you follow me on Parlor, you will Have already seen it, but we don't have to show that clip.
	Here's another one: 2-0, where she's decided a cop, no, that's not it.
	2-0.
	Gotcha.
	She's decided some cop who's, I think, in his own building, was breaking into a building and looting.
	So she starts honking at him.
	And he goes, Yeah, you're getting a citation.
	And instead of her going, oh, sorry, officer, again, as we said for years now, if the cops are pissing you off, just see.
	You're not going to tear them a new ass.
	They don't get scared when you ask for their badge number.
	They're not going to lose their job because they notice that you're a cunt.
	But listen to this fucking bitch.
	Send me a citation?
	Yes, I am.
	I would love to see that.
	I'm such a fucking support.
	And I have rear cameras on the way as well.
	I beeped at you, yeah, because you shouldn't be trying to break in the building.
	I didn't live in the building.
	I just showed you that live here.
	Okay, but before that, I didn't know that, did I?
	Is it your business, once again?
	I live here.
	So it's safety of me and my building.
	It's my key right here.
	Okay.
	So you see a cop in your building and you assume he's a thief?
	Good.
	I'm not getting a citation.
	You are.
	No, I'm not.
	I'll fight it tooth and nail.
	Hey, you're still getting one.
	Oh, no.
	Well, I'm not going to pay it.
	I'll see you in court, though.
	I'll see you in court.
	Or when you make a corner for failure to pay, idiot.
	Neighbor?
	Was that a hard R neighbor?
	No, I'm not.
	I'll fight it tooth and nail.
	Well, I'm not going to pay it.
	I'll see you in court, though.
	I'll see you in court.
	Or when you make a corner for failure to pay, idiot.
	I'm putting all these clips together because it makes a cohesive point, which is we've done, the far left are lazy.
	They have been reading nothing but bullshit.
	They've been brainwashed by Marxists.
	And what does Marxism do?
	It replaces a functioning system that uses meritocracy and the private market and good things.
	And it says, I can do better than that.
	And you go, wow, because this works out pretty good.
	And anyone who doubts that should watch I Am Pencil, right?
	Or is it iPencil?
	They talk about how incredible it is and godlike.
	And it's a good argument for deism, too.
	How godlike it is that a pencil comes to be.
	It's all boys and girls and adults who can read and write.
	Writing is both my vocation and my avocation.
	That's all I do.
	You may wonder why I should write a genealogy.
	Well, to begin with, my story is interesting.
	And next, I am a mystery.
	More so than a tree or a sunset or even a flash of lightning.
	Yeah, that's it.
	But sadly, I am taken for granted by those who use me.
	Just jump anywhere in the middle.
	So the eraser, the lacquer, the printing, the graphite, the metal, everything is made in a different place.
	And they all come together and make this amazing writing device that you can erase.
	And it's like 40 cents.
	I want a pencil.
	I'm going to buy a pack of pencils.
	I got a pack of pencils right here, you dolt.
	Ooh, cool.
	City of my background.
	So when you say I can do better than a pencil, you can't.
	And you fuck up.
	I can only imagine what Stalin's pencil would have looked like.
	Let's go to 2-1.
	This is the NYPD they're harassing.
	This is how cops are treated in New York right now.
	Y'all niggas is pussy for that, bro.
	Y'all niggas are pussies for that, bro.
	You pussy for that.
	Get his chain, bro.
	Get his chain.
	Cause if you don't get his chain, you're gonna have to pay for it.
	It's a gold chain, nigga.
	It's a gold chain, nigga.
	You can afford that.
	Niggas can afford it.
	Get his chain.
	Why you pop in his chain?
	You can afford it.
	You can afford that.
	Oh, you just pushed him, bro.
	Just whenever he escapes and everyone cheers.
	What's up with you, bro?
	Is that a new Puerto Rican news?
	That's Puerto Rican.
	New York.
	Niggas is pussy.
	That looks like a black hat.
	It might be Dominican.
	It's Dominican blacks.
	Y'all wildin', yeah, nigga.
	Y'all niggas is wildin', bro.
	Look, bro.
	Look, bro.
	Don't put your knee on his neck.
	Look, bro.
	Come on, come on.
	Fuck the fuck with you, bro.
	New York cop dealing with this shit?
	No, we shot it!
	No, we didn't get it!
	No, we didn't get it!
	Get it!
	Yeah, fuck him off, Rata.
	Fuck him off, nigga.
	Fuck out of here.
	Fuck out of here, nigga.
	Let me say Dominican.
	Nigga, fuck out of here, nigga.
	You pussy, nigga.
	Yeah, hold out, nigga.
	Yeah, hold out, nigga.
	Yeah, I think it's illegal not to help an officer when he's trying to arrest someone.
	What does that mean?
	I thought he said Rata, calling the cop a rat.
	Yeah, hold up, pussy.
	Bro, Rata, get out of here.
	Yeah, get out of here.
	Yeah, look, you smoke, nigga.
	They smoked you, pussy.
	You just got smoked, pussy.
	They just smoked the shit out of you.
	Ha, ha, ha, ha.
	Ah, ha, ha, ha.
	They just smoked you, pussy.
	Niggas just got smoked.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Who knows?
	Meanwhile, when we sin, we're canceled.
	Look at 2-2.
	Sorry, jump to 2-3.
	So this is an old story.
	I'm sorry, but it's part of my little cohesive unit here on today's show.
	So this de Blasio says bums can stay at a hotel, right?
	And so they trash the area.
	They piss and shit everywhere.
	And they leave beer bottles all over the place.
	So this guy's had enough.
	And he rolls three of the beer bottles towards the hotel going, what the fuck?
	Fired.
	Canceled.
	See, that's racist.
	What?
	After run-ins with homeless neighbors.
	How can you be a homeless neighbor?
	Look, they're pissing in there.
	Shooting up.
	This is what I mean when I say we're responsible for 150% of what we do.
	They're responsible for 20% of what they do.
	You rolled three bottles.
	What's the charge?
	Menacing.
	It's not littering.
	Littering is taking something that you have and putting it there.
	If the thing's already there and I move it, what's the charge?
	Re-littering?
	Like, that's got to be a jaywalking charge.
	But no, he's shut down.
	And then people say, well, it's not the law that shut him down.
	It's the free market that shut him down.
	They boycotted him and the company decided, no, it's a mob.
	I don't care if the law is canceling me or the mob is canceling me.
	It's the same result at the end of the day.
	It's fascism.
	It's tyranny.
	Okay, now look at this.
	We're at the end here, finally.
	Is this tutu?
	This is a tutu.
	Tutu.
	Dude, I want to kill you for not fucking her.
	Who said I had to?
	Ryan hung out with Ashley St. Clair, and they had a fun night, giggling and doing shots, and everything was fun, and he did not make a fucking move.
	Look at this smoke show.
	Gotta fuck'em all.
	I've just gotten word, and I've independently verified this myself, Instagram and Facebook have removed the mute white people gif.
	Just pause.
	We're getting ahead of ourselves here.
	Ryan, you were going to be in your deathpad at an old folks' home and say, I didn't make the moves on this.
	Look at her.
	She's a 10.
	You think she's a 10?
	Yes.
	Wow.
	Look at that.
	If you were hired to draw a 10, that's what you draw.
	Look at her hands.
	Her fingers a 10.
	We had a great conversation.
	Conversation.
	Did everyone hear that at home, folks?
	We had a great conversation.
	Yeah, that's what you do with a 10 when you're partying.
	I got out of the city in my head.
	No, you're going to be on your deathbed.
	You'll look like Mr. Miyagi, and you'll just go, why didn't I at least try to fuck her?
	I could have had her fuck her all night.
	And I'll just go like this.
	I'll be there because I'm going to live to 100.
	So I'll be there.
	You'll be 80.
	80.
	And I'm just going to go like this.
	Wait, what?
	Okay, good.
	All right.
	I'm going to go like this to you on your deathbed.
	Right after you say that, I'm going to go like this.
	Everything will get kind of cloudy, and then it'll go to black.
	And then you'll leave your body and you'll look down and you'll see you like this.
	And you'll see me still going, and then you'll fly off to heaven.
	Okay.
	Because where Ashley will be, and she'll ought to be banging some dude.
	You think that's what goes on in heaven?
	Yeah.
	And he'll have his arm around her and he'll go, saw that Gavin was giving you the finger.
	Pretty accurate.
	And then she'll be like, bye, Ryan.
	And we'll go fly away.
	I love that you'll be able to get it.
	He'll just be sitting there like, fuck.
	It's just an option that I just didn't flick the fucker switch and there wasn't anything.
	You gotta try, dude.
	It's called sports.
	You gotta swing.
	You miss every hit you don't take.
	Maybe there's other people in my life that strikes were going over the plate.
	Foom.
	Foom.
	Untrue.
	Foom.
	And Casey at the bat did not hit.
	Believe it or not, that was not what I wanted to do that night.
	Yeah, gross.
	Ugh.
	Look, put her back up on the screen.
	Imagine that naked.
	Yeah, nobody's saying that they were grossed out.
	Imagine that woman having an orgasm right there on your face.
	Just simping so hard.
	Just an action.
	What a pig.
	Oh, I'm puking.
	I've never seen an uglier piece of shit in my life.
	Dude, her breasts could be penises.
	I would hope not.
	And her ass cheeks could be...
	Oh, Schmeigel.
	Schmeigel.
	What?
	Yeah, he's got two names.
	One of them is Schmeigel.
	No.
	Yes, it is.
	Yoda, Goda.
	What's his name?
	It's Schmeigle, but he's got two names.
	Anyway, that guy, his face could be duplicated on each butt cheek.
	And when you go near her ass, the face just goes, yeah, that.
	That could be her ass cheeks.
	And they could, Gollum is the name I'm like.
	Gollum Schmeagel.
	Yes.
	And they could be going, my precious.
	Every time I would go from behind, and I'd just be feeling the Schmeagel faces going into my pelvis, going, my precious, my precious.
	I would go, oh, well, I'll just put on the music louder.
	And then when her penis tits were in my face, I would just sort of, I would assume they'd be erect if we were horsing around.
	I would just sort of bat them out of the way.
	Boing, boing, boing, boing.
	You think her butt dicks would be...
	The dicks are her tits.
	Oh.
	Erect penises.
	And you think they'd be erect?
	If we were horsing around, I assume they're functioning.
	Or they could just be hanging.
	I don't care either way.
	We'll work around it.
	Are her dicks gay?
	She could just be a torso.
	That would be horrific.
	Just a torso, and I would still be like wheeling her down with the wheelchair.
	Hey, you guys see my new girlfriend?
	And she'd be like, hi, what's going on?
	And your friends would be fucking jealous.
	But she doesn't have golem butt cheeks.
	She doesn't have penis tits.
	Who knows?
	Well, you sure as fuck don't.
	Anyway, we, we, so she, when you put in mute as a gift, it's, it was the first thing that comes up.
	And go back, go back.
	So this is all, we've been ignoring the story because of the beauty, but she had a ma white people thing.
	I think she got fired from campus reform for posing in a picture with Nick Fuentes.
	Just gotten word, and I have independently verified this myself.
	Instagram and Facebook have Is it raining in her house?
	We gotta call a plumber there, Ash.
	Okay, well, that failed to work.
	Yeah.
	Once again, refresher.
	What?
	Was it just deleted or some shit?
	So after she complained about the mah white people thing, they removed it.
	I independently verified this myself.
	Mute Instagram and Facebook have removed the mute white people GIF or GIF, however you pronounce it.
	I know it's a point of contention on how people pronounce that word, but the real question is, is Refinery 29, the company who uploaded the GIF, going to make a statement?
	Is Giphy, the company who approved the GIF and in their own words, prides themselves on their approval process for GIFs?
	Are they going to make a statement?
	Is Instagram or Facebook going to make a statement?
	These are the questions we need to ask because if this was any other race, we would have had a statement yesterday.
	So keep the pressure on them.
	I'm really interested to see what these companies have to say about this.
	We're so distracted.
	This is why we need Burkas.
	This is why I support radicalism.
	I heard her just fine.
	I know, but we've been hopping all over the place with this story and playing it out of sync because we both have boners.
	I'm listening to her.
	Go back to the original story, though.
	Okay.
	Because we're missing out a detail.
	So Instagram reveals its mute white people thing, and yes, it's real.
	Go down.
	So then she says it's gone.
	That's the update, right?
	She says, what the fuck is this sticker?
	And then keep going down.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Keep going down.
	Oh, shit, is it gone now?
	So someone posts it.
	Wait, go up.
	Maybe Twitter's.
	Yeah, look.
	There's that spot there.
	Yeah.
	That's not loading.
	Because someone posts about it and says, what the fuck is this?
	Criticizes the mute white people thing.
	That post gets taken down for being racist.
	So it is racist to not hate white people.
	It's okay to be white is racist.
	All lives matter is racist.
	And to have a problem with mute white people is racist.
	And I'm not exaggerating.
	If you can believe that.
	Maybe it's mute white people because it's possible.
	Some people...
	It's hard to mute them, if you know what I mean.
	Well, it kind of goes back to the theme of the show, which is, you know why they say mute white people?
	Because they can.
	It's just power.
	If you made it legal to kill white people, people would kill them.
	Let's see, maybe on InfoWars they have this.
	No, don't worry about it.
	We've already seen it to the thing.
	Where the guy gets deleted.
	All right, I think it's time.
	Sorry to bore you guys, by the way.
	I know this show sucks, but it's time we just did a deep dive on the fucking hypocrisy of BLM Antifa and these riots at the CHOPS murders.
	But we're done and I won't touch it again.
	Remember, tomorrow is a live show.
	Live GML at 9 p.m.
	And then Thursday, we're not going to do a show because Gavin's on a five-day drinking vendor.
	But we have a great, great.
	I think it might be my best interview.
	And I'm not flattering myself.
	I'm saying the guest was that interesting.
	Two huge stories at once.
	And he's funny as hell.
	And he's fucking very funny guy.
	So that woman that you have, the sex tape, did she, so she's fucked the guy with the strap on?
	Yeah.
	And she fucked me too in court.
	Things like that.
	Plus just little old school New Yorkisms, just like, hey, you know, I was listening to this guy talk for hours.
	He's hilarious.
	Yeah.
	Smart.
	The one problem with New Yorkers, though, out of context is when they talk about Jews and blacks, they're talking about their friends and people they grew up with.
	But if you don't live in a very diverse community, it sounds like you're listening to a redneck.
	But the example I always use is you'll hear some guy going, fucking the blacks with the time, like the island time.
	How long you been off the fucking island?
	And you're still late.
	They're always fucking late.
	It drives me insane.
	And you go, oh, that guy's a racist.
	And then you see him the next night and he's with his black wife and they're late.
	And he goes, guess why we're late?
	Who's responsible?
	Flip a coin.
	Take a wild guess why we're late.
	And you go, oh, that's just how New Yorkers talk.
	And if you bring it up, it's like, I don't know why you're getting hung up on the, yeah, yeah, they're different.
	People are different.
	It's the same in Boston.
	There's a lot of like ribbing, racial ribbing.
	I used to miss that.
	Being ripped on for being Asian, like in high school.
	Oh, I could give it.
	Where did we get you to the boxing gym, dude?
	Oh, yeah.
	They're going to smack the yellow out of you.
	Mr. Miyagi jokes.
	Looks like you're only waxing off today, Chino.
	I had a pretty good one with Larry today.
	I go, you talk shit and you're full of shit.
	And the only way we can fix this is for me to kick the shit out of you.
	That's really good.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	And then I said, he comes up and he goes, you got a problem?
	Say something in my face, motherfucker.
	And he's right in my face.
	And I go, oh, is it sleepy time?
	Because I'm about to put the lights out.
	You're about to go to sleep.
	You get this fucking attitude.
	And I think in your dreams.
	And then I realize, oh, that's why you're picking a fight.
	Because you want to start dreaming.
	You want to go to sleep.
	You know, it'd be really fun along.
	If you get him a, or you wrap up like a book, like Mary Had a Little Lamb or something.
	And he's like, what the fuck is this?
	Be like, I just figured you want a lullaby before I put you to sleep.
	Yeah.
	You know what I'll do?
	I still have all my kids' baby books.
	Dude, perfect.
	I'll bring in some little baby book.
	Yeah, be like, ask you, which one, which one's better?
	Yeah, that's like.
	Which one's better?
	What?
	I'll bring in somebody's reading.
	Which one do you want me to read, Jim?
	This is Bernstein Bears.
	This is Simon in the Land of Chalk drawings.
	All right, let's do the mail.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have to dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	let me touch it By the way, I think I'm going to get in early and see if I could get Gary the old mailbaggy.
	So if you send your mail to mailbag, get sensor TV, subject line Gary.
	Okay, I got a letter that I got.
	Or video messages.
	Ready for this one?
	I think so.
	So this was sent.
	I don't know who it was sent, but it says, please get this, give this message to Gavin.
	Okay, that sounds important.
	Is my family in danger?
	Is there a hit out on me?
	Am I going to die?
	Shit, I better get right to this message.
	This is a very important message that has to get to me.
	Think of like Pigeons and Paul Revere.
	The British are coming.
	Like, he's got an important message.
	Actually, there was a guy before Paul Revere That got a message to George Washington that they were going to assassinate him.
	And that could have been the end of the American Revolution.
	Miracles and Massacres by Glenn Beck is one of my favorite books of all time.
	And that's in there.
	But I forget the dude's name anyway.
	Gavin, I hope you get this email.
	Oh, shit.
	This sounds important.
	I will make this short and sweet.
	I'm an American who left the USA in 2017.
	I left my family of five kids and wife without telling one person.
	I just got my suitcase and left the U.S. That's a big fuck you to you, buddy.
	And fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Paul Revere.
	You're a piece of shit.
	And like you abandoned your family, your five children, and you think people are going to want to listen to you?
	Well, that makes sense, actually.
	He's obviously a selfish dick.
	It's like when you see fat people acting like assholes.
	Surprise, surprise, they're self-indulgent.
	I worked with a bunch of Mexicans in the USA.
	They taught me how to live in another country illegally.
	I moved to Australia and met a younger woman.
	I'm 55 and she is 32.
	Well, I was doing fine undercover illegal in Aussie until a fucking cunt cop pulled me over for a brake light.
	Why did you not have your car in perfect working order if you're there illegally, you numb nut?
	Well, they sent me in an immigration camp for a month.
	Good.
	Now I'm out and trying to do the legal and moral thing here.
	Like what?
	Re get back in your kids' life?
	I'm sure they're thrilled to see you.
	No mention of that, too.
	I love watching you on YouTube and would love to join censored TV, but right now I don't have a job or the money.
	Anyway, you can spot me a month free on your site, and I hope to have a job spelled wrong, J-O-B-E, in a month and can pay you back.
	I'm not making any of this up either.
	Oh, I can tell.
	Anyway, I hope to join your site someday.
	And if you could give me a password for a month, it would be super cool.
	I'm a lot like you in many ways.
	Yeah, I abandoned my family too.
	I loved good drugs in the 70s and 80s and punk music.
	Oh, wow.
	We're pushing.
	We don't give a damn.
	Now I'm just a lame dude with a young Aussie gal.
	If I can't join your site, that's fine.
	You're still cool with me.
	Many thanks.
	What a sweet guy, huh?
	Something wrong with that.
	I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
	I will eat your ass.
	Can you believe the gall of some people?
	Fucking arrogance.
	Like, how about, hey, Gavin, no.
	First of all, don't ask me for free.
	If you're not a little kid dying of cancer, don't ask me for free shit.
	No.
	But secondly, when you've done something as horrific as abandon a family, leave five kids with a woman to raise by herself, come in with a more humble tone.
	Like, hi, I'm basically the biggest piece of shit on earth that did something that's going to make you puke.
	It's so horrible.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	Yeah, it's real quiet for him.
	Tool.
	Gavin, I can understand not liking tool.
	They're an acquired taste.
	Fuck Tool.
	That being said, to say that they suck is borderline retarded.
	Don't be retarded.
	I believe blah, blah, blah.
	If you like Tool, you're a Tool.
	Aaron Thomas.
	Hey, what's up, YouTube?
	I'm Dear Fag's Own Freedom Fighter.
	Why do you send that?
	That's what he sent?
	Yeah.
	I don't even want to.
	Waste your time.
	It's a reactionary.
	Firstly, I had no idea one small Asian man could deliver something so hot and fresh that didn't involve chopsticks and a fortune cookie.
	Talking about my one-liners?
	This fight was probably the most entertaining thing I've seen on the site, and it was just a teeny clip.
	You should throw it together in its own video, including everything else.
	I'm a bit pissed that you teased the driveway portion, but didn't show it.
	Well, it was really like at the very end of my driveway, and you can't really make it out.
	You sort of see this ghost figure of me going like that.
	Yeah.
	And at one point, a car drives by and illuminates this, but it's not really even on my property.
	It's on the sidewalk in front of my house.
	So you can't really make it out.
	Sorry.
	And I kind of admit, I'm willing to admit, I'm kind of jealous because I did some pretty good moves.
	I went from being asleep, unconscious, I wake up covered in blood, say, that's it.
	I pick him up, throw him on the ground, and start lacing into him.
	And that's not, and Brian's the hero because his was on high def.
	He's a beast.
	I picked him up and threw him down.
	You did.
	You definitely did.
	Well, I actually, I more grabbed the back of him and let him down.
	Yeah.
	It was good, though.
	He didn't throw him the way he threw me.
	I have to admit, too, when he threw me into that rock on my way down, I felt like a woman.
	I was like, I am hurling.
	I was like, I did not give any resistance here.
	I'm in the air.
	I watched the, you know, I don't think he gave his full power towards me, but it's so funny after I say, I'll put you out for a week.
	It's a whap.
	The timing of his knock to my head is very funny.
	I'll put you out for a week.
	He ends the letter with, don't let me do shots or Coke.
	I was going to wear that shirt today.
	This is from Christian.
	App sucks as much as Mexico.
	Hi, cheap ass.
	It only hurts because it's true.
	Isn't it nice that you don't have to look far to find the one that leaves the deepest scar?
	And faggot.
	You have hurt me today.
	I live in Guadalhari, Jalisco, Mexico.
	My name is Christian.
	I know my country is a shithole, and I want to let you know that I feel right at home on your crappy app.
	It sucks ass.
	I'm turning into Triumph the Insult Arc.
	I have to open and close the app at least three times for it to load correctly.
	I decided to watch the shows through the page because it's less shitty, even though the videos take a shitload to buffer.
	I'm rethinking the subscription since the cost of it represents a week's work of pay down here.
	JK, can't get enough of the G-Dog, but your app does suck ass.
	Probably as much as Ryan in the fag zone on the weekend.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	Mean.
	Heels spelled wrong.
	Should I just forward that to...
	I haven't heard complaints about the app.
	Mean neither.
	But.
	Thinking it could be the service providers.
	Our buddy at Weaponize Opinion podcast said it'd be great if we put the news articles on the app.
	That'd be great.
	Fuck off.
	Dear JuLML, you are right.
	Steve's obsession about duplicating Jimmy is weird, but the guy is a god-sent.
	Can our viewers speak English?
	It's not godsend?
	Isn't it Godsend?
	Yes.
	Okay, thank God.
	Ryan is right.
	Punk or hardcore wrists are not the be-all and end-all.
	Shut up, Jeff.
	Stevie Rayvon blows chunks.
	Day by day.
	Afternoon, Gavin Ryga.
	I thought I would spread this good news.
	If you learn to live around Chicago, it seems ICE is offering a week-long class to become ICE Vigilantes, as the mayor called us.
	The media and Lori Lightfoot are bitching about this announcement, so I recommend to all sign up for this.
	You can sign up by emailing your community relationschicagoicedhs.gov.
	You can learn more going to the official ICE page.
	Ice.
	Ice, ice, baby.
	Time to get ratting.
	Look at her.
	She wasn't an ugly woman before she became the mayor of Chicago.
	I don't think she's ever worked hard before, and it has just destroyed her.
	She looks like a zombie.
	They could just throw her in the Star Wars movies.
	She used to have her hair did with a nice perm.
	Now she looks like a homeless woman.
	a little bit This is a letter from Jen.
	Nude pick you requested.
	Sorry, it's not nude.
	You might not want to show this.
	I wrote in yesterday about changing the intro to live from New York.
	It's Gavin and Ryan.
	At the end of the email, you requested for a woman.
	Please include nudes or at least a pick when they write in.
	Well, here's at least a pick.
	Sorry, it's not nude.
	Feel free to rate me.
	Okay, well, I think we.
	Ryan, no extra points for complimenting you yesterday.
	I'm not sensitive, so you can be honest.
	Haven't we rated her before?
	Oh, yeah, I remember this.
	I think she did well.
	Yeah.
	I think it was high sevens.
	We default to the previous rating.
	Yeah.
	Because we don't want to contradict ourselves.
	I just like seeing what people look like.
	I wish everyone would include a picture.
	Yeah, that would be kind of cool.
	Just be like, don't show.
	That's why whenever I read an article, I always find the author and look him up.
	And I go, oh, you're a cock.
	Okay, that's why you're saying that.
	I can't show this next link, though.
	Dear G-Dog and Fag Emporium self-explanatory video.
	I hope you can view it.
	I thought some of these...
	Yeah.
	So Maddow's transformation is pretty revealing.
	She was a hottie.
	I just looked up Maddow's Transformation video.
	The problem with video and Rachel Maddow is 8 million things come up.
	Yeah.
	What if I look in images?
	Maddow's transformation?
	Yeah.
	I remember there was a picture of her younger.
	We should have an Olympic competition to see how long you can watch Rachel Maddow.
	She turned into the kid who plays Spider-Man.
	Patrick almost said his name.
	Home Game on Netflix.
	Hello, gays.
	Have you checked out the series Home Game?
	The first episode, they dive into this game called Calcio Storico and its place in Florentine culture.
	Basically, Roman football with fist fights and wrestling.
	Pretty insane game.
	Hopefully Gavin isn't wearing light-colored pants because this will give him a Gay for Men boner.
	I'm familiar with Calico Storico.
	I think they still play it.
	And it's a really violent Italian football.
	Yeah, they still play it.
	When that information was brought.
	Why aren't you looking it up, Brian?
	I'm watching a video of it.
	Okay.
	I'm on Netflix right now.
	The war on drugs caused me millions of dollars.
	No, go to look up the most dangerous game of football.
	Calcio Storico.
	So it's like bare knuckle boxing football.
	Jump in the middle.
	For the Fiorentino, to go to Santa Rocha and play Caggiorno is an honor.
	It's really an honor.
	They're just going to not hit on Ashley St. Clair.
	They're going to throw her in a van kidnap her.
	No, that's terrible.
	Would any judge in the land convict you?
	Maybe.
	There's a judge up above that wouldn't.
	It would be worth it, I'd go to hell.
	For Ashley Sifo.
	All right, thanks.
	It's a wonderful thing.
	I think that's enough.
	I didn't understand what they were saying.
	Yeah, that's because they're speaking Italian.
	I see.
	Oh, here's one more.
	Cheap shot.
	That was a cheap shot by Ryan.
	He waits for John Goodman's attention to turn to Gavin, then a hard cross right on the button.
	That's some serious little shit behavior.
	I literally waited for me to have an open shot.
	He took three blows to the face and then was standing there.
	I wasn't waiting for him.
	I'd love to see you fight, dude.
	I swear, I just remember his, I wasn't waiting for his attention to go away from me.
	I was looking for a nice shot.
	I get the guys on your property, but you're two guys against one.
	I wasn't fighting him.
	I was trying to calm everyone down, so it doesn't count.
	Yeah, we weren't hitting him at the same time ever.
	You don't have to resort to that.
	Anyways, appreciate the show.
	You're a fucker.
	I can just tell this guy's a pussy.
	Can't you tell?
	Like, they've never been in fights, but they watch them.
	It's sort of like those ugly dudes who see someone like Demi Lovato and they're like, too fat.
	She's a fat bitch.
	All right, so we've read that.
	What are we doing?
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	I think I might have found him.
	Who?
	On Instagram.
	I'm not sure.
	I'm not sure going to show him, but that's hilarious.
	If that's him, that's a child.
	I'd like to think it's not.
	It's like a 12-year-old.
	But I don't know.
	But yeah, that was some fucked up shit, man.
	You got to go man to man.
	So let's end with this dad who seems pretty cool.
	A huge Cardi B fan.
	That's him.
	All right.
	He's a huge.
	we're doing the final video now.
	So this is 2-7.
	This guy enjoys Cardi B so much that he incorporates his children into the dancing, the car dancing.
	And to people who are not familiar with other cultures, this may seem a little intense, but it's called rocking out.
	You know how Elmer Ford disease is going around, right?
	Elma Faud Disease existed.
	It does, though.
	No, it don't.
	Emma Ford disease does.
	No, it does not.
	It runs in the US family.
	No, it does not run in the U.S. family.
	It does run in my family.
	Weird for a dude to be into Cardi B. Cardi B like is a dude.
	This is expensive, this is hot bottom, this is bloody shorts That's not safe at all.
	Why is the kid limp?
	This happens every time the song comes on.
	They know the drill.
	They don't wear their favorite shirt when they go ride with him.
	I'm going to put on my Your Dad's Driving Us Around shirt.
	You don't mind?
	I'm going to put on just a Gilden shirt from three years ago that I was going to use as a rag.
	A neck brace, an extra seatbelt, bottle of water, mace.
	Gotta buckle that seatbelt now.
	Fun, dad.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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