Oh, I from New York, it's get off my one with Kevin McGuinness.
I said, 150, can you give me a deal?
He said, I can give you one hot wing a chip.
I said, please, I didn't drink too.
And don't give me that drumstick.
I need the succulent fried piece.
I don't need the that was African boy.
We went on an African kick today because I came into the studio and Ryan was eating the poo-poo.
He had the poo-poo on his face.
It's not true.
And I said, why are you gay?
And he said, because I come from the fag zone.
I never see it.
Fix that monitor.
It's at a weird angle.
African boy was an illegal African immigrant who came to London and my MIA said, I like what you are doing.
No, she said, I like what you're doing.
Let's come on my label.
Do a song with me and then come on my label.
And he made some really cool songs that were really bass and they were so retarded that I liked them because they were just brutally honest.
But now I think the execs at the label have got to him and they're making him into a thing.
And he's singing about slavery and Quinta Kinte and stuff.
But go back to that.
That song was two pounds of chicken and chips.
That gives us hope.
But he's just being his usual dumb self.
The guy's retarded.
Maybe they're realizing that they overdid the political stuff, so they're getting back to his roots.
But here is his introduction was.
Oh no.
I didn't include it.
What's it called?
It's that MIA song.
God, we're not off to a good start, are we?
African by MIA.
I'm so nervous, I'm screwing up my own.
MIA African Boy, is it hustle?
Go to 122 in the song.
That song you were just in.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Think it's tough now.
I come to Africa.
You think it's tough now?
Come to Africa, you think?
You think it's tough now?
Come to Africa, you think?
Out there, we are grinding like pepper.
You can catch me on the motorway.
Selling sugar, water, and pepper.
I'm from Africa, not my affair.
Hustle, hustle with MI.
I'm broke, I've got to touch in the scare.
You can't trust me like leprosy.
So there he's being brutally honest, right?
He's from Africa.
You think you're tough now?
Come to Africa.
Yeah, you think you're tough?
Go to South Africa if you're white.
Katie Hopkins just did an article about South Africa and how it's done.
It's done.
And I guarantee you, when the last white leaves, it'll be total and utter chaos.
And then just like Zimbabwe, they'll be begging whites to come back.
Every time I see a South African au pair looking after one of my friend's kids, I take her aside and I go, we'll protect you.
Don't go back.
And they go.
And then the guy whose au pair it is goes, what did you just say there?
Because now, now, so that he had that, oh no, I did have it.
Come to Africa.
Boy, I'm stupid.
But he had this other song about shoplifting where he goes, Lidl and Asda are the two cheapest places.
They're in all the projects over there.
Two cheapest places to buy food.
And he would go there and shoplift and then write a song about it.
I went to shoplift in Lidl.
Then I got caught in Lidl.
Now I don't go back to Lidl.
One day I went to Asta.
I went to shoplift in Asta.
Then I got caught in Asta.
Now I don't go back to Asta.
One day I went to Lidl.
I was really, really hungry.
I went to shoplift in Lidl.
Because I had no money, money.
I looked around.
I know I was looking, looking.
I put some good in my pocket.
I don't want to waste the floor.
As I was walking, walking, walking on the subfloor.
I saw the security guard, he was Nigerian, big black, Ken Chan, raw.
So I put my hands in my pocket and I walked towards the door.
The one who made this video is very talented.
It's actually perfect for this song.
It matches up with the talent.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at that vintage Land Rover.
Now I don't go back to Lidu.
One day I went to Asta.
I went to shoplifting Asta.
Then I got caught in Asta.
So that's pure.
See, that's what I've always said on this show.
I don't care who you are, what your politics are, as long as you're honest.
I don't even care if you're dumb.
I like dumb.
Some of my best friends are dumb.
And some of my least favorite people are academic geniuses.
Nerds are boring.
But now they're making him political.
So his new song is Kunta Kinte about being black.
And you could tell in those early songs that he was just very happy to be in Britain.
And he was like, there's food here, fried chicken.
I have chicken and chips.
I love chicken and chips.
And then they went, black man, the gratification thing isn't working.
We'd rather you bitched about slavery.
Slavery?
That had nothing to do.
That was so long ago.
Well, it's still in Libya.
But I am from Nigeria.
You mean when we sold weed to the other people?
Yeah.
Do you mean what my people did to my people?
Yes, I am ashamed of that.
I should apologize.
No, no, no.
Let's get white people to apologize in London.
But the only slaves they had were on ships and stuff, and it was mostly whites.
Yeah, but it just...
Oh, it's like in American literature.
He's like a famous slave guy.
But right about him?
So now it's Kuntakinte and slavery.
So they've adopted him as a pet now.
And they make him say their little things.
Is he going to speak on the slavery that exists still in the continent of Africa?
I just mentioned Libya, Ryan.
Yeah, but is he going to address it?
I don't think so.
Are those white women dressed up in blackface?
They are orange.
It's not blackface, it's orange face.
That's still okay.
What a nightmare about a bunny.
Speaking of Nigerians, during our little African set, what were you listening to that was super gay?
No joker by Mukumbu.
Nojoka by Nukumbu.
Yes, very good.
I have to admit, I don't like that Afrikans rape babies in South Africa in order to cure AIDS.
I don't like that they dismember albinos because they believe their blood is magic.
But I do like the accent and much of the music.
I like, especially that little sprinkly guitar.
They got the sprinkly guitar.
You probably found like the only shitty music in Africa.
Wait for this to kick in.
here I'm angry.
Seems like he's taking a bit of dance hall.
This is A little bit of salsa there too.
We'd listen to John Peele sessions, and he would play Death by Milk Float and Rudimentary P9 and Crass and weird rock stuff, but then he'd pull up some weird...
Although this one is lit.
Wait, what song did you choose?
I had one in the notes.
Oh.
Bundu Nothing.
Bundo Nothing.
I Bund Do Nothing.
Is that a Didn't Do Nothing joke?
It is.
Is that racist?
Yes.
Okay, my bad.
I love these sprinkler.
You know what I mean by the sprinkly guitar?
chorus on it.
...
I think they were the most successful band in all of Africa throughout the 80s.
I think these last two have been boring and gay.
You know what's a good one?
Chop your dollar.
You know the Nigerian scams?
This guy is singing about how awesome it is to rob people.
What's his name?
Nikem Owo.
I go chop your dollar.
I go chop your dollar.
I go take your money, disappear.
take your money disappear.
419 is justice.
You are the loser.
I am the winner.
Say the finale.
Now me get down.
The contract.
Now you want to give up.
Bet you go pay me some more money.
You want to update your wardrobe if you still have zebra skin on your head.
When did we have the zebra skins on our head?
For me, a couple days ago?
You had it a couple days ago?
Yeah.
If he has to call people and scam them, that makes him the winner and not the loser.
Well, in Nigeria, that's winning.
That's Uwina.
Okay, we've got a hell of a show for you today.
A lot of racist shit.
A lot of racial shit.
So, you know, we're not going to get through it all, but I thought we should just try anyway.
Because I've got a message to my madness here, so I don't want to start pulling things out of context.
I'm obviously dressed like Antifa because I discovered this Antifa couple, two pieces of shit that I have come across my path over the years, and I realize they're both married now.
I would have liked to officiate their wedding as a suicide.
I now pronounce you pieces of shit.
I now pronounce you Ada Akbar.
Allegedly.
But I've noticed there's this trend.
Like last night I was coming home and I got off the train at about 1230 and I'm walking home from the train and I live in an almost completely white neighborhood.
It is also the most diversity-obsessed place I've ever been with Black Lives Matter signs everywhere.
Hate has no home here.
Rainbow flags.
We matter with Eric Garner and all the names across.
Passionately black power, except when it comes to their kids' schools, at which point they'd like there to be maybe one or two tokens and they'd like them to wear sweater vests.
So if you see a black person in my neighborhood, he looks like he's in the Huxtables.
He looks like Bill Cosby.
He's wearing Patagonia.
That wasn't my plan when I moved here, by the way.
All I wanted to do was move to the suburbs.
And I hadn't lived in the suburbs since the 80s when it didn't mean anything.
There was nothing political about the suburbs in the 80s.
And then I'm in a city for most of my life.
And then I come out to the burbs.
And all of a sudden, it's very political where you live.
And there's diversity mongering here with all kinds of caveats about it.
It can't involve school zoning.
Very strange.
And none of these white people know any black people, but they love bitching about racism and calling you racist.
And if you're a Trump supporter, you're doomed.
If you're a serial rapist ex-corrections officer who fucked many inmates, but you're black and you bitch about racism, you get your ass kissed by the likes of Amy Siskind on Nextdoor, which just blows my mind.
What?
Anyway, late last night, I saw this black dude, and he was going...
I was on my bike.
And I'm thinking, should I stop and say something?
It was by a synagogue.
And he was going, sort of like demon talking to himself.
And I couldn't tell, but I think he had a grill.
And he had dreads, short dreads, black jeans, and a black hoodie that was up.
And he was pacing back and forth on the road.
Now, that is remarkably unusual everywhere.
But in my neighborhood, it's fucking bizarre, especially that Late at night.
So I got back and I called the collop.
I was going to say I called the police and the cops at the same time.
The collops.
I called the college.
I called the collops and they go, we'll get right on it.
And then I got in my own car and started driving around that same place.
And I saw the cops with the big spotlights, whatever, and he was long gone.
I don't know where he fucking went.
And then I realized they were very curt, by the way, on the phone.
They know who I am.
And I think they thought maybe I was trying to bait them into some sort of a news story.
Like, I'm a Karen too or something.
So that's affecting law enforcement, if that's true.
And also, I'm brave.
So I don't give a fuck how anyone interprets me calling the police about a very suspicious suspect doing something very strange in a strange place at a strange time, not looking at it.
Not being good at it.
Not looking like the people who live in that neighborhood at all.
I don't care how you interpret that.
I'm not going to not report that.
But I think a lot of Karens would be scared of getting in trouble.
That fucking Central Park bitch, Queen Karen, is looking at a year in prison now.
You douche.
So Karen is, there's two racial epithets for white people.
For men, it's Nazi, and for women, it's Karen.
No one has this, there's no Shaniquas, there's no black Karens.
So I thought this was fascinating.
They're basically telling people that if you do anything that harms people of color, whether they deserve it or not, you're racist.
And it's become a way to control people, control the narrative, but control people's behavior, and now control law enforcement and justice itself.
So this guy, this is one too, has got the Karen Act.
Now it's a C, but it's, click on the picture.
Today, Supervisor Shaman Walton will be introducing an ordinance known as the Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies, or the Karen, to amend the San Francisco Police Code.
They're making it illegal to call the police.
And by the way, that Karen, yes, she was hysterical.
Yes, she's probably mentally ill.
A white woman had just been killed in a park, and he said, you're not going to like what I do to your dog.
She called the cops and said, there's an African-American man.
You're allowed to identify the race, especially if you use a nice word like that, that just threatened my dog.
He did.
So now, what's the moral there?
Don't call.
And Goad also sent me this from a Reddit called Justice Served.
I'd never checked out before.
But it says, we can no longer allow any content that shows people of color as the aggressor.
Due to new Reddit updates, its policies, as well as administrative conversations, we can no longer allow any posts, comments, or other content that shows a POC as the aggressor.
This is considered hate speech.
What?
Reality is hate speech now.
Hate facts.
Remember when I used to say hate facts as a joke?
Towards any important minority is no longer allowed.
This absolutely means any videos as well as news reports.
This is a justice-served site.
News reports, photos, data, statistics, police reports, or any other form of media.
This reminds me of Colin Flaherty was saying about how he sees black jurors stop black men from going to prison for a crime they know he committed because we don't need more black men in prison.
Juries don't work.
Look at Roger Stone.
And I've got stuff on Roger coming up.
The jury there knew he was innocent and said, fuck it, and threw the book at him.
And now he's got a death sentence.
I thought this was interesting too.
You know that couple that was painting over the sign, the Black Lives Matter sign?
This is 1-1.
They started painting over the B. I believe, and this is what I would do if I was on their side, which I guess I am.
Just paint over the black so it says Lives Matter.
And you'd have to do big squares so it didn't just say black in black.
So yeah, this DA, and again, I didn't realize DAs, juries, and judges were also social justice horrors.
I didn't realize that social justice had totally permeated our court system.
But this woman was funded by George Soros, and now she's going to pay him back by doing his bidding and throwing this couple in jail for painting over graffiti, isn't it?
If you write on the road, it's graffiti, right?
I guess not if the city did it.
It depends.
Like we have a sign when you leave Brooklyn, it says oy vie.
Right, right.
That's government did that.
It doesn't serve a purpose.
But if you're to tear that down, you're destroying government property, right?
I thought the headline, I swear to God, was an embonics.
George Soros backed the charges.
Damn.
George Soros backed the charges with the poo-poo, and they call it the head cram for painting the black las matter.
They wrote the words in the poo-poo that is made of chemicals.
Chemical poo-poo.
Our word for everything is poo-poo.
We call coffee wake-up poo-poo.
Cereal is the poo-poo mornings.
Crunchy poo-poo.
Crunch poo-poo.
If you ride your bike, it's a fast poo-poo.
If you're in a race car, it's called a magic poo-poo machine.
Because it transports you very, very fast.
Don't forget to buckle your poo-poo.
The seatbelt is called the life-saving poo-poo strap.
Remember that's another funny bit we were talking about yesterday where a country song where a guy was like, we got problems in this country with police brutality.
Lots of Americans letting us down with the racist mentality.
We are sick to death of all this systemic racism and sexism.
And don't even get me started on all this rampant homophobia.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
He says a bunch of stuff and he's like, fuck that, fuck that.
There's racial inequality.
There's violence in the streets against people of color.
Or things I'd never say is a bunch of asshole bullshit I'm getting sick of hearing.
It'll be fun too because he played that like Toby Keith would open it up and he goes, we got problems in this country with systemic racism.
And everyone would go.
Right.
And our cops are deeply corrupt and they beat guys for no reason.
I mean, it'd have to be written a little bit better than that.
We could figure it out.
But yeah, so that couple's facing jail time for painting over that political thing that the government did.
And it reminds me of the thing you showed me where the tire marks.
And I always said about this, by the way, hey, dummies, yellow on a road, it's going to look like shit in three weeks.
Remember they did this in LA.
In order to cool down the planet, they painted the roads white.
Do you remember this?
Look that up.
Why aren't you looking it up?
In Los Angeles, they painted the roads white because that would make the sun beat down on it less hard and it would cool the planet.
Seems like a pretty good idea, right?
Los Angeles is painting some of the streets white and the reasons why are pretty cool.
Look at that idiocy.
So of course, in no time, it's black again.
Because it's a road.
And roads get dirty.
God, I bet it was super slippery in the rain, too.
Wouldn't that just project the heat back up?
No, it's super shitty.
White doesn't attract heat the way black does.
But if I was on my motorcycle and it was pouring rain, I'd be pooping my pants.
I'd be going at about one mile an hour there.
Anyway, that didn't work.
And the same is going to happen to Black Lives Matter.
It's desecrating something to put it on the ground and walk on and run over it.
That's why Antifa stomps on the flag.
That's why Arabs throw a shoe at you because this thing touched the dirty stuff.
Fuck you.
But yeah, police are investigating tire marks on a road.
Throw the, I hope that guy never gets out of prison.
How dare there be tire marks on a road?
What did you pull out too fast?
Because you hate trans?
A gesture of hate.
Maybe they skidded out because they were like, oh shit, I'm going to run over a rainbow.
It's a gesture of hurry, more like.
And it's not illegal to be in a hurry, by the way.
I saw another one.
This isn't in my notes, I don't think.
Some guy's getting 16 years for wrecking a trans flag.
16 years?
That's murder.
That's rape.
That's all the bad stuff.
Man sentenced to 16 years in prison for burning stolen.
And I've read the article thinking, what did he do?
Steal it?
And then did you wrap it on a baby's head before you lit it on fire?
And then wipe somebody else's ass with it?
No.
With the baby.
What did he do?
The incident took place, blah, blah, blah.
Martinez approached the United Church of Christ in Anne's and then burned it outside the Dangerous Curves Gentleman Club, a strip club.
He admitted to police.
He took the flag and burned it.
Okay.
If I'm the judge, dude, that's shitty to do.
$100 fine.
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
Actually, you know what?
There's a lot of, we're in a sort of a woke era and I like to consider myself woke.
Two days in jail.
Two days in jail and $100 fine.
I haven't had my lunch yet.
I'm in a bad mood.
Two days in jail, $100 fine.
So he's actually going to serve that?
How can he do it?
Unbelievable.
That's the craziest sentence I've ever heard of in my life.
But okay, we're doing that now.
16 years for flags?
Okay, let's round up all the Antifa burning American flags.
They can all do 16 years.
All those rich white kids can go do 16 years.
Do we even have the prison space for this?
Like, if you want to start arresting everyone who's racist, then you better get ready for a lot of Korean dads, black grannies.
Whites are going to be the least of your trouble if you start making racist comments and gestures illegal.
Oh, no.
I thought this happened in like a different country.
No, dude, I wouldn't be talking about it.
I thought there was like a can.
I'm a Western chauvinist.
Holy shit.
When I'm looking at like public freak out on Reddit and I see India and China, I just go.
I don't even care what happens.
This one was in Canada, though.
the rainbow flag one was Vancouver and that's the They got the guy.
I hope he does 160 years.
He looks like a Nazi mobile to me.
Definitely does.
How dare he screech on that thing that we put on the fucking road?
Road.
Man accused of shitting on BLM thing painted inside of a toilet bowl.
Fuck.
Man shits in trans toilet bowl.
Does 16 years.
I thought this was funny, this hate crime hoax.
13?
He wrote a letter.
Yeah, 13.
He wrote a letter to himself.
Look at his face.
This is sort of like the way these chicks who can't make it on their own will say they were raped or something just to gain a career.
Looks like Lynn Manuel Maritard.
He looks like a little worm.
He kind of looks like larvae.
Yeah, if you were a fairy godmother and you turned larvae into a person.
Thank you so much.
I was rotten meat.
Oh, no, that's maggots.
I was a baby bug.
Oh, ew.
His tie knot has got one of those really elaborate type of things going on.
You can make it look like a flower or something.
You've got a cropped here, Ryan.
Oh, man.
You know what I mean?
You've seen that before, right?
It's got to be gay.
Only a gay would do a new knot, although his teeth are not very gay.
Anyway, here's what he wrote himself.
Don't waste your time trying to become anything in this country.
We will make sure you never win and your family suffers along with all the other fucking Mexicans in the area.
Sincerely, America.
So vote for me because it's a victory against Nazis.
The Nazis want to shut me down.
So if you make me congressman, then it's your way of fighting back.
I could suck.
That's not a point.
I could have nothing to offer.
That's not a point.
That's not that point.
No.
I could only know how to say, excuse me.
Why are you lying to me?
I could be doctor now, but without the medical expertise.
Oh, gross.
I did talk to someone.
I did try one of these.
Yeah, I know.
And I hate you.
But I couldn't talk to someone with this around their neck.
Unless it was upside down and attached to a rafter.
Hanging joke.
Let's do a Black Lives Matter thing.
Oh, a hanging joke.
Yeah, can you take it easy on the racist jokes, please?
No, no, no.
It's just about anybody who wears that tie like that.
Yeah, well, hanging is.
A little bit of baggage, I guess.
That's a shame.
One, four, melanin enables black skin to capture light and hold it in.
It's memory mode, which reveals that blackness converts light into knowledge.
No, that doesn't reveal that.
Are you thinking of photosynthesis?
Melanin directly communicates with cosmic energy.
White people are recessive genetic defects.
This is factual.
Okay, first you have to prove you're correct, by the way, that melanin holds in light and it doesn't get burned.
Black people don't buy a lot of sunscreen.
But converts it into knowledge is a pretty big scientific hypothesis.
That's going to take a case study or two.
Let's see your face.
Me?
This is in Toronto.
Why are there no pictures on that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me try to unblock the...
What?
Man hangs himself and he's posthumously in trouble because it's trivializing lynching and hangings.
Great joke, Ryan.
But does that?
Do you sound like you're solving a Rubik's Cube?
It sounds so complicated.
Well, it's the premise.
But you just reminded me, I dreamt a hilarious idea last night.
Hmm.
See, I told you it was worth something.
Yeah, you reminded me of how much funnier I am than you.
Ski bum.
Skee bum.
Okeimo, they probably don't have the balls to do this, so I'll just do it myself and record it, hires a ski bum.
And if you give him a dime, he gives you a receipt and you get a free hot chocolate.
I'm a ski bum.
I make myself filthy.
I have like two dreads.
I have a Mickey of vodka, but it's or whiskey, but it's actually apple juice.
And I've got, I dress like Gary.
My pants are falling off and stuff, right?
My face is filthy, like black.
And I've done that before.
I was a Krusty Punk for Halloween.
That's actually when I made this fest.
And the dirt wears off.
So I keep dirtying up my face.
And as people are skiing, you know, at a certain speed, I come up and I'm like, hey man, I'm wondering if you could help out.
I got to get the bus to Chicago.
As we're skiing.
Oh, you are skiing as well.
Yes.
I'm a bum, but I have nice ski boots and skis, but I look like that.
And then I'm also on the chair on the way up, just going, sweet surrender, mommy, kabi.
And I pass out on the chair.
And then they have to stop the chair and push me off.
You need like long stories involving like distant relatives.
What I would really do in real life on the chair is I'm sitting with them for like 15, 20 minutes.
So I'd go, oh, I'm doing a bit.
It's like ski bum.
Oh, I'm a whole bunch.
So you'd break it down?
Yeah, I'd break character.
Yeah, it's hard to, it would be hard to keep that character.
I'm not going to do that the whole 50 minutes.
And plus, so there's two ways to do this.
I get Okemo to do it.
They can have this idea free.
They probably don't have the balls.
It'll be called like trivializing the homeless or something.
Or the other way, which is 99% of the way it's going to go, next time we go to Okemo, we'll film it and I'll be a bum.
It'd be cool if you could get a shot from the chair of me down on the hill just going, weaving back and forth.
We can get a drone.
Yeah, okay, yeah, let's do that.
So that's an idea for the winter.
Although it's so fucking hot out, it's hard to think of something as great as being cold.
Ski bum, writing it.
Writing it.
Writing.
I dreamt that joke.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Tommy Robinson had a good video out where he said, my contention is that Black Lives Matter is all about daddy issues.
They use Marxism because it's great for daddy issues.
Tommy's concept is that it's a Muslim organization.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
We could have a lot of people using BLM as a thing.
You know, they do that.
It's funny that they do that with Proud Boys where they say, oh, it's a white supremacist thing.
And they just sort of like push that narrative onto it, hoping it'll glom on.
And I think the Muslim Brotherhood is trying to take over Black Lives Matter.
And to a certain extent, I bet they have.
So play that video.
Oh, it's on the notes.
Yeah.
This is 1.5.
But it's going to open Telegram, which you can do, right?
That's fine, that's fine.
That's it, yep.
That you are powerful.
You can make a whole difference in 2016.
You can change the reality of our future.
This is the time for us as American Muslims to be in the front, not to retreat.
Because all of you are leaders.
Your votes are your negotiating power in the year 2016.
Turn your centers, Islamic centers, mosques into registration centers for voters.
Black Lives Matter is our matter.
I can't see the...
I mean...
Good.
Don't let the smiley man from Kai Kai in a pursuit.
Oh, okay.
Kai.
Black Lives Matter is our campaign.
Basically, you are the new black people of America.
If we don't stand, you will see Muslims murdered in the streets.
We are the community that stages a revolution across the world.
If we could do that, why can't we have that revolution in America?
Interesting.
This was also very interesting.
The death toll.
1-6.
We had 10 unarmed blacks killed by cops.
This is who has died in the riots.
Some of the people who have died in the riots so far.
We got that cop Dowd in the middle.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Little girls.
One of those girls was an eight-year-old girl who was shot for crossing over a barricade.
She broke the law.
Like it was Israel and Palestine or something.
This is what happens.
You always hurt the people you're purporting to help when you use Stalinist tactics, when you're a communist.
Also, we talked about this in the live show.
Just to be clear here, that weird Black Panther thing where they were all armed perfectly and you'd never heard of them before.
You'll probably never hear from them again.
And they've all got all their outfits great and they're marching in unison to the tune of like 300.
And you think, how does an organization just appear magically with 300 people in it?
Because it's fake.
They were in costume.
An activist on Twitter sussed out that the group was comprised of models and actors from Atlanta's film and entertainment industries.
A Twitter user who goes by Wolf the Red identified them from their Instagram accounts where he found the group modeling haute couture or publicizing their film credits, but zero prior demonstrations, no posts with guns, no calls to action.
The whole thing was fake.
And the media just gobbled it up.
There he is.
There's your black militant.
He's also a zombie with gills.
He's going to get us in the water.
Fish lives matter.
Kill white people when they swim.
Oops somebody deleted their insta.
Oopsie.
Wait, did that just happen right now?
No, no, no.
This was the third person.
So that brings me to who paid for this?
And this is what frustrates me.
Don't rely on the authorities, especially don't rely on the media to find out who paid for that.
Some random Twitter user found this scam.
Now we, you and I, have to find out who paid them, who paid for those models, who got them those guns.
They were holding the guns like they never held a gun before.
They're like, here's my AR-15 automatic weapon with the mag clip and the shock bolt action shotgun machine.
Yeah, people were pointing out that, oh, here we go.
Look.
Weaponized opinions podcast.
Your scope mounts backwards.
So is your sling.
So is your bipod.
But sure, go to war like that.
And then there's another one where the gun was jammed.
It was a nine millimeter AR.
Yeah, they were.
Right.
Yep.
So you want to find out who paid for this, and you go, I can't wait for the authorities.
And it reminds me, I was talking to a cop the other day, and he's, not the other day, this was maybe two weeks ago.
Remember when Trump first came out with that whole antifair domestic terrorists?
And the cop said, well, things are looking good now.
They're going to find out where the money comes from, who paid these guys now that they're domestic terrorists, and the whole thing's going to come tumbling down.
No.
The only way anything's going to come tumbling down is if we do the work ourselves.
Of course, the left has ruined that term, the work.
But it's like the Trayvon Martin doc or the guy we were going to have on who bailed the Frenchman.
He found out that Trayvon Martin was getting into gangs and beat the shit out of George Zimmerman before he was shot.
He discovered that whole story.
Not a detective, not a journalist.
The police, the guys who used to do that kind of work have been hampered.
Their bosses told them to fuck off.
So they don't do their job anymore.
And I don't blame them.
I blame the police's boss.
And then as far as mainstream media goes, these journalists aren't investigative reporters anymore.
They just sit and they retweet other tweets and look at five tweets and go, people are saying that, and use that alleged pattern.
So don't get your hopes up that we're going to find out who paid for those people to dress up like Black Panthers and who gave them the guns.
It's definitely Soros-related.
I shouldn't say definitely.
Allegedly.
It is almost definitely Soros-related, but we have to find that out on our own.
4chan has to find that out.
And 4chan recently discovered Gilane Maxwell's Reddit account.
Oh yeah, so this was former prison official says Gilane Maxwell should be transferred to Rikers for her own safety.
Rikers?
Rikers where she'll likely be in an open area with like 200 other people who could easily stab her?
That's very suspicious that that even happened.
But the crazy part is where she was.
Remember MDC, we had Maddie Odell.
He was in her same, in Epstein's same cell, same floor.
And it doesn't get much safer than that.
And he still got killed.
So, but anyway, 4chan discovered her Reddit.
And everyone's saying, oh, the shit's going to hit the fan now.
One guy goes, this is her primary account on the internet.
This means her login history can confirm her other aliases.
We can confirm her login activity for the past six years and we can identify her known associates.
There's also an old-schooled like IOFIT era dead man switch from the old thread with a John Kerry insurance file, likely tied to the Biden-China files.
This is huge.
Yeah, it does sound huge.
But the only thing that's huge is if 4chan continues.
Like handing this over to the FBI and saying, hey, we got her Reddit thing.
And there's a John Kerry flip switch.
It probably has a lot of stuff in there about China.
You might as well throw it in a paper shredder.
We are the only ones who can do this now.
We are the only ones who can protect our homes.
They've crippled the police.
You can't call the cops.
You want to stop someone from robbing you?
Physically stop them from robbing you.
You want to stop someone from raping you?
Carry a gun.
Carry a knife.
Cops are going to show up long after the...
The cops are just going to become report takers from now on.
Being ugly is a great way to...
Look at me.
Your jokes are so bad today.
You thought you were going to get raped on your bike ride home.
That was funny.
It's not.
You called me and said, hey, I'm riding the bike home.
I just want to let you know that what if I get raped?
That's funny.
It's not.
You're in no risk of being raped.
Speaking of radical politics, we have more of them throwing themselves into the road gladly, as Withnail would say.
They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
This was in New York a couple nights ago.
I missed this.
But these peaceful protesters are being targeted by a wave of vehicle ramming attacks.
Look up, Jocelyn Cook.
I got to see this silly cow.
Two protesters hit by a car in Seattle.
Vehicle ramming attacks.
Look at this ditz.
See, I said journalism is dead.
Look at this is who a journalist is now.
A babysitter.
Some college kid who just got fed all this bullshit about intersectionality.
And now her job is just to write Soviet propaganda for the left.
Peaceful protesters targeted by a wave of vehicle ramming attacks.
No.
Idiots throwing themselves into the road gladly, getting hit by cars.
This is the same as that trans thing on the road where we're worried that it'll get tire marks on it.
So yeah, go to 2-1.
Here's a vehicle ramming attack they're talking about at a peaceful protest.
So this is unfortunately right down the street from us, Times Square.
You used to felt kind of safe as someone like me when you were up in Midtown.
Oh, did they already take it down since we put this up?
This is 2-1.
2-1, Ryan.
Yeah, I just had it.
That would suck if these vanished.
Fuck!
Where's my car?
No!
Me!
Me!
Oh my God!
So they got the after the fact there.
That's convenient that all the previous stuff has been deleted.
That's him getting the fuck out of there after they surrounded his car, started screaming at him, and then they go, pop his tires, pop his tires.
With a knife, they start punching the tires.
The guy you just saw drive away had no back tires.
And you hear the so he just hits it, and then they start throwing their city bikes at him.
That's what was going on last night.
Vehicle ramming peaceful protesters.
No, they harass the car until he has no choice.
But to fucking get out of there.
You try to find it?
Yep.
Hopefully this is the full one.
Come on, Ricky.
There we go.
That's after the fact.
So they really scrubbed the beginning part?
Yeah.
Oh, shn.
I saw this with my own eyes like an hour ago.
And they start screaming at him, harassing him, and then they say, pop the tires, and they start knifing the tires.
This is the post.
Post usually has a pretty fair take.
Let's see if they get the vid.
Well, I bet the people with the Twitter account that showed again.
Oh, no, that's the beginning.
That's good.
Oh!
No!
He just ran them over!
Yo!
Get the license plate!
Get the license plate!
They skipped the chunk again.
This is what's happening in America.
Even with all these police brutality videos, they show the beating and they don't show what led up to it.
That's amazing.
God, I gotta start.
When I start seeing something, I have to start downloading it.
Yep.
Recording it.
You know what?
I might have it on my phone.
Chickado?
Oh, that looks pretty good.
Yeah, I think you got it.
My man, we're gonna pop it.
You have to go this way, sir.
This is it.
Pop his tire.
Top is fucking top.
Pop his tired.
Pop his fucking turn.
you can hear the hissing.
Yo, yo, watch out, watch out!
Yo, yo, watch out!
And now they're throwing bikes at him as he delights.
And then they always hate him.
Why is there a formidable formidable opponent?
Formidable and abominable.
Formidable.
Abominable.
Wow.
The abominable snowman?
Abominable.
Abominable.
Yeah.
Formidable.
Wow.
I told you.
That is very important.
And some rich bitches.
A man who's never left her desk at the Huffington Post says, peaceful protests have been marred by vehicle ramming.
Well, they have to pop his tires.
He's not listening to them.
Yeah, they told him he has to go around.
They've made a little barricade.
Stop resisting.
They want to kill these tires.
Look at this.
2-2.
And the only people being killed are our daughters.
This is what our daughters have become.
Look at this.
Imagine that woman like two generations ago.
Beautiful young thing.
Go down.
Some videos online of some out-of-control cars driving into crowds and things like that.
And let me tell you, this is about $10 online.
It's an emergency window breaker.
And it even has a keychain.
So you put it on a keychain, put it on your bag, and you can rip it off in a kid if it's of an emergency.
You push this onto their window and it gives you access to the vehicle that may be about to hurt you and your friends.
It also has a seatbelt cutter if you need to remove the person from the car.
Okay, so I've seen some videos.
That's someone's daughter giving murder tips.
I see that all the time.
I follow two people specifically for the stuff that they post, and they're always posting stay safe, use this kind of mace and whatever.
When you want to get the juggler veins, also the femoral artery in the leg, it's very easy.
You rip those with a carpet knife, they will bleed out through their femoral artery.
Never been in a fight, never been in any kind of confrontation.
Look at 2-3, though.
I was talking about what they've done to our daughters.
And so click on those pictures.
So I said barely two generations ago, these two would be shaping the lives of children they created.
Today they're caring for stray dogs.
That woman is a veterinarian's assistant and picking fights with cars because somebody convinced them black people are being hunted for sport.
The one with the pink hair is dead.
The other's in critical condition.
We've converted our woman from brides to be to can of fodder for our various silly mythical tropes.
And then that chick is like a proud boy's girl.
But look at the take the alt-left has on that.
No, no, go back now.
The proud boys are here to remind you that the reassertion of white supremacy takes many forms.
The proud boys girls are here to remind you of the connection between the patriarchy and white supremacy.
So the fact that I feel bad about this pink-haired girl and wish she could have been a mom shows that I am pro-patriarchy.
The Proud Boys have various, you know, people of color in them.
So that means that white supremacy is complicated and takes many forms.
So he's managed to make my sympathy for this poor girl and what the alt left has done to her, which is kill her, into white supremacy.
Everything is racist.
Well, guess what?
When everything is racist, nothing is.
War.
Want it?
I got it.
Let's do it.
Kind of taking long.
War.
*Elector throat* *Clears throat*
I gotta scale that one up.
What have we done to our daughters?
Look at 2-4.
I actually can't remember what this is.
I just wrote.
What have we done to our daughters?
Oh, yeah.
Cosmopolitan, how it's changed.
Look at the cover of Cosmopolitan in the early 2000s.
Can you blow that up?
It doesn't click.
No.
Save it.
I've never seen that before.
Well, Instagram.
They're a little weird.
Oh, it's Instagram, right?
Well, we don't need it to blow it up.
We got it, got it.
Go back.
So we got Jennifer Lopez, some other smoke show, some other incredibly fit woman, and an incredibly fit woman.
All women that will live a long time, and if they breed, they can make lots of babies.
Then we have now a woman who's dying, a dude, another woman who's dying, and another dude.
Are you happy with what you've wrought?
There's a dude on the cover of Playboy, by the way.
2-5.
Fucking two five.
Okay.
Wait, is that 2-5?
Yeah, Bad Bunny.
Yeah, it's Bad Bunny.
It's that weird Puerto Rican dude who I don't think speaks English or not very well.
He's on the cover of Playboy.
Do we have the picture?
Yeah, there it is.
First dude ever on the cover of Playboy.
Is Hugh Hefner still alive?
Nope, not anymore.
Not as of the release of this.
Okay, this is a good time to segue into this Antifa couple that I think is the most loserist, loseriest, loserful couple in the entire country.
Bandits.
Hey guys, I just discovered the biggest losers in America are married.
I was going down a rabbit hole pursuing one dork, and then I discovered he's married, and then I saw his wife, and I go, that's that stupid bitch from like 15, 20 years ago.
What the fuck?
What is her kid going to be?
It's like that Chinese basketball player.
Remember, China said, all right, we take the tallest female basketball player, the tallest male basketball player, and we'll make this circus freak.
They made them fuck.
That's what Mengela used to do.
China is Nazi Germany, and the concept of love does not exist there.
I don't think murder is a crime.
Actually, it's not, they do that all the time.
If you have an accident in China, and you have to pay for their medical bills, but if they're dead, there's obviously no medical bills.
So if they hit someone, they'll tend to just sort of reverse over them a few times just to make sure they're dead so they don't have any bills.
Anyway, I'm off at a tangent.
But I start, let me go backwards with the husband.
So just to get you all set up, the husband is a guy named Jared Shanahan, and the wife is a woman named Jamie Peck.
I bet they don't use their last names.
But let me tell you how I got to the Husband.
So this is 2.5.
Someone sent me this, and whenever I see Proud Boys, that's bad news.
I go, oh, fuck, that don't be true.
Like, Proud Boys shoot up a school or something.
I would go, geez, if they were wearing Proud Boys' gear and did something terrible, I would poop my pants.
So every time I see these things, I'm nervous.
And by the way, the Council of Conservative Citizens is called the new KKK by the left.
So that's the guy right there.
That's Jared Shanahan.
And I think this is his super PC lefty Marxist teachers.
Shanahan sounds Irish, but I think these kids go to college and some Jewish white-hating professor will just keep hammering how evil white people are.
And the next thing you know, they're Nazi hunters.
Okay, that would be a fucking cool thing to be if there were Nazis.
And it was a cool thing to be when there were Nazis.
And for the record, back when I used to dress like this, the guys I were fighting were pretty darn close to the German Nazi party.
They had swastika tattoos.
They had Klansmen on their back.
They hated Jews.
They hated blacks.
They wanted to beat up those groups.
I was fighting the real fight.
You guys are fighting mythical Nazis.
So you're a fucking loser.
Loser.
Anyway, Antifa member who docks Proud Boys and Nationalists exposes criminal, academic, and journalists.
So apparently this guy, while he's in his Antifa uniform, he held down a cop as a mob beat the shit out of said cop.
Of course he gets away with it, right?
Scroll down a bit.
Yeah, there he is, reading, being an activist, fighting for what's right.
So this guy, there he is.
Like, why are Prowboys in jail for four years?
And this guy leads a mob?
That's gang, that's felony, gang assault on a police officer.
No problem in America.
What a fucking turd.
I guess that's his professor.
What does it say here?
Go, the last paragraph.
Shanahan's trendy politics have allowed him to become integrated in both elite and alternative publications.
According to his muck rash, he's been published in Jacobin magazine, Vice, The Gothamist, and Brooklyn Rail, blah, blah, blah.
So I called some guys I know, and they said, he infiltrated Proud Boys meetings?
I thought I was at them all.
And I don't remember seeing him.
And they go, yeah, yeah, no, I remember him.
The main guy at New York City told me.
And he goes, yeah, yeah.
Remember when we would go out on drinking benders at the very, very early days, like the first few months?
And I go, oh, yeah, I remember that.
One time we had this vigil for winning.
This would be 2016, right after Trump won.
And things were going great like those first few weeks.
And he had moved the Chevy Bolt back to America.
And there are a few other little minor wins like that.
So we had a thing, a vigil, where we were crying and holding signs for people who got so sick of winning, yeah, there it is, that they were dying of AIDS.
That was the joke.
And I'm holding a sign with the Dow at 19,000.
And we had candles and stuff, and it was people who were so sick of winning, they're dying.
Anyway, we went out that night wearing MAGA hats and getting yelled at.
And either that night or a night similar to that, this guy, what's his name?
He's got a very forgettable name, Jared.
Jared went out with the guys.
And yeah, the unfortunate thing about researching Antifa is you end up on bona fide white nationalist sites.
But as long as you double verify.
So he followed around Proud Boys on a drinking thing, and they weren't at a meeting.
They were just sort of post-meeting going, hanging out, bar hopping, and getting into trouble for wearing MAGA hats.
And he brought his buddy, who was this working-class dude who had a real job and was pro-Trump and was talking about how awesome Trump is.
And it was like, yeah, yeah.
But the Jared dude, I'm told, kept saying, how about Mike Enoch?
Enoch?
Now, Mike Enoch is a guy married to a Jewish woman, probably a Fed, but he has a podcast where he talks about Jews.
What's it called?
The Daily Shoah.
And he is basically one of like the three or four actual white nationalists, Nazis, not Nazi.
Nazi is a stupid word to use.
Anti-Semite here in New York City.
But he was doxxed and exposed a long time ago.
And to catch him being anti-Semitic is like, he's out of the closet now.
There's nothing to catch.
So that guy, Jared, follows the Proud Boys around all night and keeps asking about Mike Enoch, Mike Enoch.
And the guy he was asking, I won't say his name, didn't know who that was.
So he's just like, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's it.
That's the docks.
That's the infiltration.
Like, Crowder went into Antifa.
He had them hand him a knife.
He had them talk about guns and show them weapons.
That's an infiltration.
James O'Keefe went into Antifa.
He's there at meetings, showing them, talking about attacking people and how to be violent.
That was infiltration.
This was stalking.
This was following around one proud boy on a bar hop and trying to get him to concede he knows this neo-Nazi dude, which he doesn't know.
Now, I think this is the same tool, Jared Shanahan, who started hanging out with like these older white nationalists, like super old dudes, who were, I think Jared Taylor was one of them.
But he would go to their meetings and tell them that he was, he would be like the only young guy there out of all these other dudes, all these geriatrics.
And they would say things like, well, we need a white-only part of the country and we should stop diversity.
And Jews are predominantly responsible for all of this propaganda about anti-white, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Which is ironic because Jared got this way from his Jewish professors.
But anyway, he caught all them saying all this stuff, but it's like, that's what they say.
Like, if you catch Jared Taylor talking about white nationalism, that's like catching David Duke being anti-Semitic.
So this fucking loser is a total and utter fraud who does one tiny bit of quote-unquote work and just follows someone around while they're drinking a beer and nags them about Nazis and then says, I've infiltrated them.
So I discover he's done, does this podcast and they say with his wife.
I think he's trying to stay anonymous.
And it's called the Antifada.
Imagine being into Antifa at our age.
I remember all this shit from when I first discovered her in early 2000s.
Let's say it's like 2006 or so.
2008, maybe?
So what's that?
12 years ago?
So let's say she was young then.
Let's say she was 24.
She's in her late 30s now, and she's still fucking Antifa.
How embarrassing is that?
What are you going to do?
Smash the system?
Be one of these, you're throwing yourself against a car tonight, my dear?
Anyway, so her name is Jamie Peck.
Now, there's a phenomenon with young ladies where they say, I'm going to, no, I should warn you.
Yeah, that's a good picture to show.
Hey, look at me.
We got shirts.
There's a phenomenon with young ladies who come to New York where they, oh shit, my jacket's falling apart.
Where they come down here and they go, you know, I am woman, hear me roar.
I got big plans for, I'm going to own New York City.
I'm like sex in the city, but more alternative.
And they come here and they realize, holy shit, a lot of people came here.
This is pretty stiff competition.
I guess I'll wait tables.
And they try waiting tables, but if they're not hot, sometimes they don't make enough money and the rents are fucking insane.
And so what do they do?
They turn to the only thing all women can sell, their bodies.
They become whores, prostitutes.
I remember there was a meme that had the Hunger Games chick and it said, what women say they'll do in an apocalypse and what they end up doing and what they end up doing is all standing on the street corner, like OnlyFans.
When COVID hit, all these girls turned to OnlyFans.
Their parents loaned them 10 grand and then they took the money and also went on OnlyFans and flashed their tits, which is fucking sad.
Ladies, Jamie, all you have is your chastity.
And to go throwing that around.
And she didn't even throw it around like on classy things.
She did stupid, cheap, hideous, lame porn and then got on suicide girls.
Suicide girls is sub-only fans.
Like it's the bottom of the barrel porn where these pinup girls, they'd convince them they're pinup girls, would flash their tits and vag for free.
And then they try to lure them in to do porn.
It's disgusting, borderline illegal, and just the saddest losers imaginable were suicide girls.
I don't know if it's still around, but they'd be like, they'd have tats.
And Jesus Lord.
So anyway, Jamie became one of these girls who gets photographed nude.
I think she even did porn.
She's on pornhub.
Okay, warning, not safe for work.
There's a lot of nudity coming up.
And it's not nice nudity.
This is not classy.
If you're straight, this will make you gay.
So her contention became Terry Richardson is using women by promising them a modeling career and getting them to pose nude.
Total and utter horseshit.
Terry Richardson was a successful fashion photographer who was making about $6 million a year.
And what I loved about him, he was a good friend.
What I loved about him, he still is, is that he brought punk rock into high fashion.
And he wouldn't use airbrushing.
And if there was a zit on a girl's butt, that was going to be in the shoot.
Really harsh, strong flash, too.
Nothing soft about his shots.
He used to use a yashika.
And it'd have this sort of poof kind of flash to it that made everything look really raw.
Everyone rips it off now.
It was Ryan McGinley's career ripping off this look.
But he invented it.
And it was kind of feminist in a weird way because it was, oh, this guy's ripping it off too.
It was, you know, anti-airbrushing.
And he'd have gay sex and it was high-class models and artists and shit from the New York scene.
I hated when he started getting involved in these suicide girls losers because I was like, dude, that's way below us.
Like, you're doing art now.
If you get involved in them, it's just cheap, disgusting porn.
Anyway, this is at the very beginning of the hints of Me Too.
Early aughts, all our friends were dying of heroin overdoses.
9-11 happened.
We had bigger fish to fry than getting mad about a bad date.
But as things got more affluent and we recovered and there was more money, women started inventing these fucking horrible experiences.
That women were having voluntary sex and then complaining that they were forced into it.
And the notion, by the way, that someone like Jamie Peck could become a successful model, she's a five with a fat ass.
So you're never going to be in the cover of Vogue.
And this is what I kept screaming at everyone when all this shit was going down.
I said, if Anna Wintor, that's the head of Vogue, right?
Devil Wars Prada, if her daughter was a fat pig with short hair and zits, I wouldn't, it's not as true now because I wouldn't be surprised if I saw Lizzo on the cover of Vogue.
But back then, Anna Wintor couldn't get her daughter on the cover.
It's like professional sports.
You have to be incredibly beautiful.
And even then, and it's not my type, you have to have no tits, be insanely skinny.
Your eyes have to be like this far apart like an alien.
It's a weird Ukrainian look that is very particular.
You can't like suck your way or fuck your way into that job.
So this whole attack on Terry Richardson is a lie, but it worked and it devastated his career.
And just like we were talking about yesterday, sometimes when women want to get ahead, like Kale Hartman's ex, you step on your boyfriend's head or someone, you know how they say, I'm tall now, but I'm standing on the shoulders of those who came before me?
Yeah, they're more like stepping on the head of those who came before you and pushing them into the mud.
So she, this was an article in New York Mag, and I kept screaming at the guy writing it, Benjamin Wallace, and saying, just giving him facts after facts.
And I showed him a picture of Terry with cum on his face from some other man.
I said, is this a predator who's preying on women?
Or is this just a very libidinous artist weirdo who loves fucking.
Anyway, I think he heard me when he wrote this because this is sort of the very end of Terry's decline.
Terry lost all his money, banished out to upstate New York because of bullshit like this.
I remember one of them, this was one of the biggest ones, actually.
So there's this rumor he would fuck the models, and they wanted to.
It was part of the whole thing.
And he couldn't get them a better gig.
You're a model.
If you're pretty, you'll get the gig.
It's that simple.
It's the MLB.
If you can throw a fastball at 110 miles an hour, you're in.
If you can't, sorry.
You can blow me.
I can't get you onto the Mets.
So when all this shit was going down, there was a tweet that was sent to H ⁇ M. Yeah, from Britain, from some 18-year-old in Britain.
I don't think this is in my notes, Ryan.
It just occurred to me.
Maybe you can find it.
And it said, hey, H ⁇ M, are you okay with working with a rape apologist, Terry Richardson?
Now, I was in his studio when this thing came out.
H ⁇ M, it was like a quarter of a million dollar contract.
When they got that tweet, they said, absolutely not.
Boom, fired.
And then other companies started going, fired, fired, fired.
This is a fucking teenager who's never even been on the continent of the guy she's talking about.
But she sends one rumor to one corporation and they all get so woke, his career ends.
So Jamie Peck is not responsible solely for the death of Terry or the demise of Terry Richardson, but she was a big part of it.
And she did it, not for justice or feminism or anything.
She did it to stamp on his head so she could have a career.
And after that, after that went public and she said, I was basically raped, that became her entire persona.
So we could have a drought.
And it would be, the lack of rain reminds me of Terry Richardson's jizz pouring all over my head when I would go to his studio.
The Dow Jones could be low.
You think that Dow Jones is low?
You ought to try being photographed by Terry Richardson.
I mean, it went on and on.
She crowbarred that lie into every article she wrote for years and years and years.
And what amazed me about it is the New York article, the New York Mag article that came out, didn't cancel her.
And in this article, they catch her lying.
He said, get this quote.
Peck has repeatedly maintained that she engaged in sexual actions with Richardson only once.
Okay?
So she went to Terry Richardson once.
She wanted to be photographed to become a model.
What?
Why?
For what?
Five magazine?
No, you were a slut who did porn and wanted to be photographed.
That's what it looks like to most sane people in the world, right?
And Terry had this book called Kibosh that came out.
So the New York Mag says, wait a minute, once?
There are photographs in Kibosh featuring her with different haircuts.
12, I believe.
So the guy, Benjamin Wallace, calls her up.
Oh, there's one of them.
I think we can show this.
Big NSFW coming up, folks.
Giant penis about to appear on the screen.
Does this look like a woman who's in hell?
Or does this look like a slut who is doing whatever it takes to get attention and get something going, and she has nothing to offer the world but what all women have to offer, which is sex?
What a victim.
Poor gal.
Wait, let me make that my microphone.
Here, Jamie, you say your side of the story.
Here's the mic.
So the author calls her up, and he goes, how come I'm seeing you with so many different hairdos?
It looks like you went back to him at least 10 times.
Which, in today's day and age, they have an excuse for that.
It used to be you could say things like, yeah, but his whole family's black.
And now they come back with like, Storm Thurman had a baby with a black woman.
And for this, remember Mattress Girl?
She got caught sending him sexual texts after the alleged rape.
And she said, you know, there's no perfect victims.
And a lot of the times the victim will still be friends with the rapist because they live in fear and they want to make sure he's calm and not mad at them so he doesn't rape them again.
Okay.
Sure, sure.
So anyway, he calls her up and she says, Jesus Christ, I have no explanation for that.
And then she goes, I'd be scared.
This undermines my credibility.
Then she thinks for a while, I got to come up with a twist here.
They're very good at moving the goalposts, the rabid alt-left.
And then she comes back with, you know, if anything, I think it shows I was more traumatized by the experience than I thought.
So he raped her so severely that she lost her mind and kept coming back months and months later for more raping because she was so traumatized?
Like, shouldn't that just be the end of this person?
No, you don't cancel the left.
They get to keep going.
So in both of these cases, these people produce nothing.
And this, she's also, I discovered on Sam Cedar's show.
Sam Cedar is that bitter fucking loser who lost his family, got divorced, but sits there making zero dollars, telling everyone else how to live their lives.
And I think he chose Jamie Peck just because he's obsessed with me and he knows that I hate this stupid bitch's guts for lying about rape, trivializing rape, and destroying a successful artist's career.
But in both of these cases with Jared Shanahan and Jamie Peck, it's these same gremlins.
They just sit on the wing of the airplane, tearing at the electricity, tearing at the wires.
They don't create anything.
They're saboteurs.
And you know why they don't create anything?
Because they can't.
They have nothing to offer.
Academics, these fucking blabber mouths who just bitch about what someone else is doing, all they will ever produce, their entire legacy, will be, I was that cunt that wrecked that thing.
Well, congratulations, you pair of cunts.
You're the most Loser couple in the entire country.
Please don't breed.
I think I think yeah, speaking of fighting cars, look at this 2-6 big fight that happened.
Not related to the riots or anything, but it's still like, I don't know where we got the idea.
Was it maybe the cartoon movie Cars where we thought we could just beat them up when we saw one of them was Larry the cable guy turn it up?
By the way, this is very graphic coming up.
This fight goes real bad.
I think the fatty dies.
Have you noticed when everyone people talk about Chinkinpox coronavirus, they say, yeah, a lot die, but a lot of olds and fats.
Olds and fats became a natural slang that just happened within everyone's own mind.
It's not like the news said, call them olds and fats now.
He's pulling up his pants, he's ready to go.
But then there's this going on.
A girl fight.
See, all of you people with your stupid slip-on shoes, anytime anything goes south, you're barefoot.
That is true, yeah.
Oh, shit, let me get out.
So he starts...
It's perfectly legal if you feel like your life's in danger to speed away.
And even if that includes hitting someone.
Oh, fuck this shit.
Look, they smashed his windows up.
This is what that woman online suggested.
Ow!
Oh my god!
You almost chased the car.
Oh my god!
They all have slip-on shoes.
I can't remember.
America.
So, if you really, Oh, there he is.
Because I hadn't watched this whole video.
Get out of there, dude.
The media has created kamikaze death soldiers.
Holy sister.
They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
All right, we're out of time.
That's three entire pages.
I guess I overprepared.
Very racy issue of get off my lawn.
There's some racy issues, so.
Well, it's like I was saying to atheism.
I don't want to talk about race.
It's never interested me.
I come from Quebec.
We used to have a rule in bars in Montreal.
All right, no more talking about language.
Because the English versus French thing and this bill and this law and this thing you're not allowed, English people are not allowed to do was dominating conversations and it got boring.
And then I get my wish when I move to New York.
No zero conversations about English versus French.
Oh, few.
And then it's race.
Racity, race, race, race.
Every fucking day.
We can no longer allow any content that shows POC as the aggressor.
What if he is?
Not going to be a lot of posts on that thread anymore.
What if he is?
Yeah.
Go to World Star Hip Hop for that.
All right.
Let's hit the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
The lady that just called in with the sister story about someone being in line for COVID testing and she ended up leaving because line was too long and then got a positive test later when she didn't even test.
Well, I thought she stole that story from me because I heard that same story from someone else that happened to.
And my friend's sister that works at a hospital said that a person is counted as a separate individual every time they test for COVID.
Just backing up that lady's story.
Well, that reminds me of a story that we didn't get to here, which is fucking zip bop booby 39.
393939.
This is an interesting video you should watch on your own time.
It's 900 miles wide.
Yeah, it is.
Boomers and video.
Is this a Facebook?
Oh, it's a Facebook thing.
So it's this document.
Yeah, I tried to zoom out.
Oh, you did it.
This is one of the most important videos I've made, and one of the hardest.
Frankly, it's been a very difficult decision to make whether I even wanted to do it.
Less than a week ago, I was notified by the Board of Medical Practice in Minnesota that I was being investigated because of public statements I had made.
They listed two allegations.
They said I've been spreading misinformation in regards to the completion of death certificates on a news program which happened to take place on April 7th.
And you could find that one.
It was with Chris Berg if you wanted to.
And the other allegation was that I provided reckless advice in my willingness to compare COVID-19 and the flu.
When I got this letter, I was ticked.
And quite frankly, I leaned into the comfort and wisdom of my family to help them.
Anyway, so this guy goes on.
Show people how they can find that video.
What's it entitled?
Entitled.
What's it titled?
Let's see here.
Oh, you can say entitled.
He's a family doctor, been doing it for 40 years.
Wellness Warrior Documents.
Show them on the screen, dude.
And we're good.
Okay, Eric Neput Neputi.
Dr. Eric Neputi.
Wellness Warrior deals.
Okay.
So anyway, doctor 40 years, best doctor in Minnesota a few years ago, does house calls.
And he said what we're all saying, that what are you talking about?
It's just a bad flu season.
I don't think it's 160.
I think the death toll is more like 80, which is a bad flu season.
Well, what about all these celebrities that get it?
You're hearing about everyone getting it.
Yeah.
Britney Spears probably had the flu.
It didn't make national news because we didn't have this bullshit hysteria going on.
This is a scam, and we all know what the scam is for.
The scam is for getting people inside in November so the Dems can do mail-in ballots and Joe Biden can win in a landslide with 100 dead Mexicans and the same name 350 times.
They're already getting busted for voter fraud.
It's what they do.
This is Jane.
Hey, Gavin, I'm pregnant with my first child and I find myself constantly looking forward to anecdotes involving your children and family.
Can you please consider making an entire episode dedicated to the topic of child rearing?
Discipline, unexpected things about parenthood, why you like it, why you don't, yada yada.
My husband and I would love that.
Would everyone hate that?
Are we boring?
Maybe.
Yeah, I should talk about my kids more.
I just, I don't like to because there's so many psychos out there that I don't like to give, you know, clues that would make them vulnerable.
Like, I'd love to talk about my son, my youngest son's five stuffies.
He's five.
And they, his stuffies have stuffies.
So one of them, I won't say his name, the bunny is holding a cardinal.
And then the koala is holding a teddy bear.
And then he has his own separate bunny.
He has two bunnies.
You can't even dox the stuffed animals of your kids.
But Jimmy Kimmel and Fallon, they can put their kids right in front of the...
So I got that kind of wrong.
This is Senator Scott Jensen talks about being investigated.
But it was on the other guy's channel.
If you don't have Facebook, this is the best.
I've figured that out, Ryan, when you saw the crime.
Well, there's a better way to watch it.
YouTube.
Okay.
Senator Scott Johnson speaks out about being investigated.
Also, for the investigation, you just have to fill out a form.
Um...
What's this?
And it gets worse with the next episode.
What's going on now?
I'm confused.
Okay.
Guys, I'm already a subscriber with this address.
Perhaps a more targeted email campaign would be beneficial.
Also, check out the Proud Boys Charlottesville conflation in the revival of Reno 911 on Quibby, whatever the hell that is.
Episode 5 at 4.10.
That's four minutes and 10 seconds, to be abundantly clear.
Proud Boys in Charlottesville.
Motherfuckers.
Sometimes I think that's why Charlottesville was made.
So can you do that?
Do you know how to get to Quibby?
Quibby, you have to sign up for it.
Let's see if I can do a free trial or something.
Yeah.
Wait, he says, whatever that is, Quibby, but he's obviously signed up for it.
And then he says, and it gets worse with the next episode where proud pedophile Patton Oswald does a horrendous Alex Jones knockoff.
Gross.
Alex, Patton Oswald, the guy who talked about how awesome pharmaceuticals are and how easy it is to get illegal ones.
And then his wife dies of them.
No problem.
No cancel.
You could only watch this on your phone.
That's right.
Remember Quibby?
Yeah, I don't care.
So that's not possible to look at.
But we should check it out at some point.
Sure, sure.
This is from Tom.
He suggests a new mug.
I like it.
It's a railroad crossing sign.
Okay, that's a good start.
Oh, Jesus.
That's not good at all.
That could be on your front door.
I don't like that.
It's too much indecence.
Gavin and the Rhinoceros.
That's cool.
That watch on your wrist is looking better and better over time.
Gold watches are fine art to wear.
Thank you, sir.
I like staring at it sometimes.
The wearer can give the wrong signal unintentionally easily, however.
Gavin can't lie.
It's getting better.
You're getting better, spelled wrong.
Although progressively getting intoxicated through the show may not harbor great dividends.
I'm not the one to criticize, I like to drink way too much.
You're the creator.
What the fuck do I know?
Was I getting pissed last night?
You're getting a little drunk, yeah.
You're getting a little drunk, yeah.
Anyway, fuck me and my attempting to even try.
Communicating is highly unlikely your team will read this email, blah, blah, blah.
So wait a minute.
We do four episodes a week.
They're usually about an hour and a half.
So that's three hours, that's six hours.
Although the let's say it's seven hours because the live one's pretty long.
So out of seven hours, one hour I'm pretty inebriated.
So that's one seventh of the time.
Not bad.
And I'm taking calls.
You try taking calls sober.
Yeah.
All right, last one.
Chevy Shaw, 75,000 Amazon Prime.
Hey, fellas, sorry if this is an ancient Chinese secret that's already been discussed, but last night I watched 7,500 on Amazon Prime.
I'll try not to spoil it for either of you or the subscribers, but I encourage you to check it out.
It's a movie about Islamic terrorists hijacking a Berlin to Paris flight and a young American pilot who is resisting them.
Things I appreciated.
It was a well-produced movie, blah, blah, blah.
The movie had the balls to portray terrorists as Muslims and the extremes that they will go to, and it had an American resisting those efforts.
Things that totally took me out of the movie.
One of the hijackers in the movie really tries to make you empathize with the terrorists motivated by the West's slaughter of Muslims.
So they attack Germany to France.
What?
I'm saying what on behalf of him.
Are Germany and France not doing all they can to capitulate to the Middle East?
That was weird and threw me off.
Yeah, it should be an American flight.
Lastly, when one of the hijackers is injured, the Westerner rushes to his aid after just going through a horrific experience.
Maybe that highlights the West nature to trying to be the bigger man and turning the other cheeks.
But watching it, I couldn't help think, fuck that guy.
He's just a terrorist.
I don't feel bad for him at all.
Just curious to hear your thoughts.
Yeah, I noticed that when I was in Israel, they bend over backwards to save people who just seconds ago tried to blow them up.
And it bothers me.
And you know what's funny about it?
It's so strangely benevolent that it started conspiracy theories that these terrorists are actually made by Israel.
Because people see that and go, well, they can't be just helping a guy who tried to kill them.
It must be they're trying to save one of their own soldiers because they like being killed because it helps with sympathy or some bullshit.
So don't do it.
If someone tries to blow you up, let them rot.
We're at a point now where Omar Kader tries to kill American and Canadian troops, successfully does it once, blinds another medic who's trying to save him.
What do we do?
We award that terrorist $10 million.
Omar Kader was rewarded $10 million by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau because he felt bad that the guy was in Guantanamo.
What's this now?
Physical mail.
This is rosary.
Physical mail.
From Andy and Witt of Tennessee.
How to pray for the rosary?
Be still and know that I am God.
These are replicas of World War I service combat rosaries handed out to soldiers in 1916, handed out to soldiers and sailors and flying aces during the First World War.
Wow, that's very kind.
They're very cool.
And, you know, there's a couple of things that they sent too, some literature handbook of prayers and stuff like that.
And I'm unfamiliar with praying with rosary, so they kind of sent some things that'll guide that along, which is pretty cool.
Trying to convince me to look into Catholicism.
And what are you?
I'm interested.
Just Christian.
Because that's why I was raised, but I mean...
I don't know what I am.
Am I Puerto Rican?
What am I?
Thank you very much.
That was a wonderful gift.
Very cool.
Thank you.
Very humbling.
What are you doing?
Oh, right.
Final video.
Final video.
I forgot.
Oh, yes, this is a gym.
He rings her doorbell.
Zoom out a little bit.
Please come out.
Please, please.
Please.
He's ringing their doorbell at five in the morning.
Imagine how pissed off you'd be and scared and weirded out.
Just shoot him.
Shoot through the door.
Hope it wasn't important.
I know, but there's a huge snake in the sky.
It's humongous.
I'm not kidding.
I need a witness.
I know.
I just need a witness.
Alright, alright, I understand, but thank you.
I understand.
I understand.
Poor kid.
He sees a giant snake in the sky, which would change history forever, right?
That would be like that's the end of God.
No more rosaries if there's giant snakes living in the sky, unless I guess God did them.