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July 9, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #55 - ATHEISM IS UNSTOPPABLE

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	You don't agree with you, mama.
	She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street Ow girl She likes the boys in the band She says that I'm her all time favorite When I make my move to her room it's the right time She's never hiding please Homeboys get my like...
	I did it That girl is pretty wild now Girls are super freak Mikey!
	Read about Wave magazines That girl is pretty kinky Girls are super freak I really love to chase her Every time That's true She's alright She's alright That girl's alright With me Ain't nobody got time for that Yeah He he he I am beyond angry Mmm
	Yo, we fucking partying out here.
	Totally, dude.
	We are fucking partying, dude.
	Now that we're off YouTubes, we can play whatever songs we wizant.
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	So I had a very, very busy day today, and I just got here now.
	My son was at a baseball game.
	Had to watch that.
	I was looking at some property.
	Had to do that whole inspection.
	You know, buying property, you'd be surprised when you spend a lot of money at the fucking nitpicking that goes on.
	People are too much of the indecence.
	Like when I bought the house I'm in now.
	It's too much of indecence.
	It had a big fireplace and it had a, I didn't get a chance to primp and print.
	Look at that.
	It's a don't today.
	It's a hair don't.
	But like we got this house many years ago and it had a big fireplace in the living room.
	A very wide one.
	It's a 100-year-old house.
	So it had this great sort of a gate, you know, like the thingama doodle that stops the doohickeys from shooting out onto the carpet.
	The majiggers.
	The fence gate thingamadoodle.
	And the what's it who's it's the guard monger.
	And they go, hey, so that fits the fireplace perfectly.
	I've spent millions of dollars on this house, by the way.
	And as they're moving up, they're just like, you know what, just give us like a few hundred bucks for it.
	It's an antique, so whatever, we'll sell it to you.
	Like, don't worry about it.
	What?
	Why don't you just fucking leave it there?
	Thank you very much.
	Oh, also, our dining room table fits the room perfectly, and we don't really have room for it, so we could sell that to you.
	Sorry.
	Sell that to me?
	The price of that is within about 1%.
	Actually, much less than 1%.
	You know what?
	I'm going to do the fucking math.
	Uh...
	Equals X over 100.
	Uh-huh.
	Equals 2.
	X. X equals 7.
	0, 0, 0.
	And that's, sorry, so that's 70, 0, 0.
	That's 2.
	Oh my god, zero.
	This is really cool.
	Hello?
	Kill those zeros.
	Kill that zero.
	This is way smaller, folks.
	Way small than I thought.
	You ready for this?
	Come on, man!
	Mikey!
	Wait a minute.
	I didn't get rid of all the zeros.
	It's so weird that I didn't.
	And in some ways, they're geniuses.
	It's 0.2% of the sale price.
	So maybe let it go, my friend.
	Maybe let it fucking go.
	Just like the 4th of July I was talking about the other night where the dad was scared of the fireworks, so we went in the pool.
	You know, poor people have it so much better than us.
	When I talk to people of color and the working classes about their July 4ths in a place like New York City where fireworks are illegal, dude, welders have competitions, rivalries, where they weld their own cannons.
	Boo!
	Like way better than the cities.
	Those things, those cat, corack, cat, cat things.
	They roll those down the entire street.
	Two streets.
	So two streets are going, and What are we doing?
	One guy's in the pool shivering as something goes, and you know what that is?
	That's a thing Called Mexicans.
	That was not rich white people going, fuck the rules.
	That was illegal aliens and legal aliens going, What are you talking about?
	Excuse me.
	I ain't going to bull fireworks.
	These are big days.
	Like, they probably didn't even hear about the thing.
	How many immigrants, Mexicans, how many Mexicans in America, here's a good kid, don't know who Trump is?
	That's a great question.
	Back when liberals would speak to me, Jason Jones and I would play this game, Samantha B's husband, and his thing was like, how many Americans do you think don't know who Obama is?
	His number was crazy.
	It was like 10,000.
	40 or 45, I guess.
	That's more than that.
	More than 45.
	Because there's got to be a lot of unilingual Mexicans who barely know that they're in a different country, like old ladies and stuff.
	That's what I was going to say.
	So the parameters, by the way, are 17 years old to infinity, as long as they have their wits, right?
	Like you can talk to them.
	Yeah.
	Are we counting invalids?
	Well, yeah, you can be paralyzed and know who the president is.
	Do you know what the word invalid means?
	No, I thought it meant like stupid and incapable of doing that.
	No, that's you.
	That's Ryan.
	That's why I've been called that before.
	Yeah, obviously not like vegetables and retards and stuff.
	That's cheating.
	Think of it as the symbols.
	Think of it as a scale of one to 10.
	So if you're eligible for a what are you out of 10, then you also were asking you, who knows the president, we're asking Mexicans specifically.
	I'm going to say.
	And then again, burn victims aren't counted in the 1 to 10.
	So some of the complaints will be lies.
	Okay, well.
	You got to make that a drop, didn't you?
	I thought so.
	Why didn't you?
	I could do it now while you did.
	We found it.
	I know what happened.
	We found it.
	It was your command.
	It was on your to-do list.
	And your to-do list is like dust in the wind.
	And it just blows away.
	Some complaints.
	Some complaints will be false.
	I believe he says.
	We're giving you a break.
	When I have a sip, you have a sip.
	I'd say 17,000 people don't know who Trump is.
	In America, obviously.
	Brian, that's insane.
	That's a lot or a little?
	Way too high, dude.
	Really?
	I was focusing on Mexicans for mine, and I still, no, we're not doing that.
	I said one to 10.
	We're going 17, whenever's legal to bone, right up to, are you senile?
	So this is not mathematical.
	This is a vibe.
	It might end up coming out racist if I'm wrong, right?
	If I say it's like a million and it's three, that's a racist math.
	That's a racist math.
	What I love about these kind of quizzes, it's like the Rubik's Cube thing.
	When I said, would you rather do two months in prison or you can get out as soon as you solve a Rubik's Cube?
	And everyone I say that to goes, Rubik's Cube for sure.
	Really?
	I just, I want that to be true.
	And I want to come visit you three years in as you're like, look at the yellow and the red and then the green's fucking gone.
	I would do that.
	take the two months.
	Oh, I got a call.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Yes?
	Who is?
	Oh.
	Dude, you clearly watched the show.
	You know I'm doing the show right now.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	You were not good at it, if you will.
	I guess he didn't know we switched times.
	It was Maddie Odell.
	You can go check out the free speech with him where we discuss his days with the Hell's Angels and the somewhat acrimonious split they had.
	Which there's no need to get into.
	Do you like my look, by the way?
	So I have to wear this when we go to parents' games because there's some uptight moms who are freaked out by it.
	But when you have two pieces of flare, like a USA fanny pack.
	Oh boy.
	That's what it's like having a dick as big as mine.
	When your dick is as big as mine and you see a ledge at waist level, you go, you look around, you go, oh, thank God.
	And you just pick up your junk and lay it on the corner there just to get a breath.
	It's like my 650-pound dick life.
	Yeah.
	And I'm just like, I do a narration.
	When I wake up in the morning, it's so painful.
	I go to the bathroom and I turn my...
	It's always like, then when I was 12, my parents became divorced and I turned to food.
	I would stay at my grandmother's house and she would let us eat whatever we wanted.
	And then, much later than that, my brother lost his shoes.
	It was hard on both of us because I cared about him and he loved his shoes.
	So I turned to food.
	They always say food wrong.
	Feud.
	Feed.
	Like Padma Lakshmi on Top Chef.
	You will win a subscription to Feed and Wine Magazine.
	What the fuck is feed?
	Family feed?
	Family feed?
	I turned to food.
	Anyway, when you have two pieces of flare like this, right?
	And something as standard as Chuck's, you have to stop your flaring and just wear a white tee.
	Yeah.
	Because I've got so much going on here.
	I've also got the silly mustache and everything.
	So there's a lot happening.
	You can't have Pizza Brigade here.
	Or where's the beef?
	Wendy's.
	It hurts to not wear those shirts, too.
	It hurts a lot.
	You just want to wear the Pizza Brigade shirt and the Where's the Beef shirt?
	Or I just want to wear a shirt that's a perfect drawing of a vagina.
	That'd be fun.
	At the kids' game?
	There's no way that's not political.
	And then when people get mad, you just go, it's a beautiful, it's part of a human body.
	You have a problem with the human body, misogynist.
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	Whoa, good deke, man.
	I had some okay lines at the gym today and some kind of bad ones.
	Like he was calling me the mayor of Cupcakeville.
	And I said, I'd rather live in fucking Cupcakeville than Mount Vernon.
	And then that was good.
	And they said, you a cupcake.
	And I go, fucking right.
	Come eat me, bitch, and you'll get diabetes and die.
	Damn.
	That was a really good one.
	And then he followed me to the bathroom and he goes, who the fuck you think you talking to?
	Meanwhile, he's drenched in sweat.
	He's been working out.
	He's lost 37 pounds in from June 1st till July 8th.
	Holy smokes.
	And I go, I'm talking to someone in the past tense.
	Someone that was.
	And I meant like, I'm going to kill you.
	And then, but then I realized I'm calling him a has-been.
	Oops.
	So that wasn't fun.
	And I go, I'm going to fucking knock you out.
	I'm going to punch you so hard.
	I'm going to send you back to 1986.
	And he's like, what?
	1986, I could kill anyone.
	I was like, oh, yeah, that was the peak of your career.
	It's not a good place to send you.
	No, I'll die.
	He's like, usually you can talk shit with the best of them, but that sucked.
	So I apologize.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	It's so funny that he got away with that.
	He said it as a pejorative.
	He's like, turn the dice what you're going to get fucked with.
	Like when Kelly Osborne says, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?
	And everyone went, what the fuck?
	Are you saying that immigrants can only clean toilets?
	And then she went, oh, fuck.
	That do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed.
	But making those comments, those racists.
	Look what happened on the view today with guest co-host Kelly Osborne.
	There are a lot of Latinos here in this movie.
	That the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed.
	And it does need to be fixed.
	I'm a Latina.
	They didn't let her say it.
	Yeah, there we go.
	If you're Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?
	Oh, that's...
	In the sense that...
	In the sense that that's after Michael Richards, after he yelled, N-word, we don't say such words on this show.
	Naggers, naggers!
	And then exactly the same.
	And his, in the sense that was, you see, words.
	Oh, no, no.
	Words have power.
	They have an impact.
	And I just said, too, that, well, one, twice, that is the end of my career.
	That one was bad.
	Not that, I don't think that ended his career.
	What ended his career is typecasting?
	Same with George Costanza.
	What are we going to watch fucking Jason Alexander and You Got Mail?
	He's done.
	But how did Elaine escape that fate?
	Fate.
	Jesus.
	She's a Dreyfus.
	She's a fucking rich kid.
	So because I don't have notes, we're just fucking winging it.
	Her father collected some incredible things.
	Just incredible art.
	Actually, you know what I think I'll show?
	We may have to switch to autofocus for this, but.
	All right.
	So Julia Louise Dreyfus' father, fuck the police is his boss.
	Oh, I got to talk about the fucking Outpost, dude.
	I'm writing that down.
	We'll get to that.
	Her father was an art collector, which means nothing.
	Art collector is not a talent.
	If you work in finance and you're rich, you're a babysitter for other people's money.
	We're not impressed.
	You don't do anything dangerous that's going to risk the guy's entire portfolio.
	You're just like, this seems to be a trend.
	And if you're an art dealer, what do you do?
	You go shopping and you buy a bunch of paintings you like and then you hold on to them and some of them do better and some of them do worse and maybe you get rid of the ones.
	It's just the same as the stock market.
	You're an art babysitter.
	So I'm not impressed.
	But he's seen as a hero.
	And one of the great things he did was invest in this slave who did these beautiful, beautiful drawings that suck.
	They look like they were done by a fucking seven-year-old.
	And I'm being generous.
	But because he was a slave, oh, it's so beautiful.
	Like Basquiat, I'll give you a basket.
	When I look at his art, I can tell that he's a good artist, even though it's very primitive.
	But you can't just take that concept and apply it to every black person who can't draw and pretend it's magical.
	Anyway, I was in North Fork last week, a week and a half ago, which is like the shitty Hamptons.
	And the beaches are gross.
	They are really pebbly and stuff.
	It's not the nice side.
	It's the shitty side.
	But I know really cool people there.
	So it's a very stimulating trip for me to go on, but I wouldn't recommend it.
	And it can be really dangerous when you're off-season up there, which is weird because you're a gentle fart from the Hamptons.
	Honestly, a 20-minute drive.
	You got to show him.
	Oh, my God.
	That breaks my heart every time I see pictures of my kids when they're young because that guy's gone.
	Someone took my baby away.
	His legs.
	I was looking at him the other day in bed.
	His Legs are this long.
	That's too long.
	That's too long.
	For a leg.
	That's a child now.
	That's a little kid.
	It's a giant.
	It's a child.
	Breaking it down.
	They get excited, right?
	Because they don't know anything.
	So when you go, what is that?
	And they go, holy shit, I finally know something an adult doesn't know.
	It's like, oh, that's a fat.
	They come out of your butt.
	It sounds like a burp.
	You hadn't heard of those?
	No.
	Oh, yeah, I know all about them.
	We're kind of even now because you told me a lot of stuff and now I'm telling you stuff.
	So we're peers.
	And it's not even kind of silly.
	It's very serious.
	Like, I'll help you.
	I have the.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's a fot.
	It's a fat.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, they happen all the time.
	Oh, my God.
	They happen all the time.
	Lizards fart.
	In fact, you'll be very hard pressed to find something that doesn't fat.
	Man of War doesn't have an anus.
	It doesn't fat.
	Silly putty, if you tuck it into the container quickly, it'll fot.
	It will make a fot sound.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's not technically a fat.
	You got the artist?
	Yes.
	This is Julia.
	This is Elaine's dad.
	He had the wherewithal to notice the incredible talent of this slave.
	Oh, it's beautiful.
	Anyway, so I'm at North Fork, and we're renting a condo up there.
	And it's kind of trashy.
	A lot of teenagers getting wasted in the pool.
	But I don't buy the New York Times.
	I look at it maybe once a year.
	So it's sitting in there and I'm like, well, I'll pull it out.
	Arts and leisure.
	That's always interesting.
	Just see what the yuppies are into these days.
	This is kind of cool.
	It's, what is it, a cutout of a quilt?
	I can see the artistic merit in that.
	Kind of.
	Kinda.
	What are you going to do here?
	Use the other camera?
	So, this is called radical quilting.
	Dude, the New York Times is so fucking alt-left that it reads like an NY.
	No, I'm stopping myself.
	I think that an NYU paper, their local paper.
	Oh, what's it called again?
	I forget what it's called.
	My alma mater's paper was called the Charlatan trickery.
	But this is wrong, right?
	Washington Square News?
	Yes, it is.
	Because it's across from Washington Square Park.
	Penis Face.
	Oh, I didn't know.
	Oh, I knew it was, but yeah.
	It's worse than Washington Square News.
	So let me just take you through it.
	All right.
	This is not the Black Lives Matter edition.
	This is not a special Juneteenth episode.
	This was June 28th, way past Juneteenth.
	I believe Juneteenth is June 19th when blacks got to vote.
	So the first page is about this black woman who is, her quilts are so bad that it's kind of outside her art.
	It's kind of like Daniel Johnson or Wesley Willis or the kids of Whitney Eye, really.
	But let's just go through this, shall we?
	Just a random pluck at what's going on with the lefties.
	So we have inside culture from the archives, and they have something from 86 where some black students were working on some paintings, and the other white kids would recreate the silhouettes.
	And they were working with Keith Haring.
	So it was about...
	What is your thing you're doing?
	Okay, so actually that's a good idea.
	So that's on auto?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It's right here.
	You can see the monitor right there.
	Right.
	So it's about civil rights.
	We see some black kids doing paintings.
	We see other kids getting involved.
	And Keith Herring is trying to help the ghetto.
	Okay, that's page one, we'll call it.
	That's actually page two, because the first page.
	Page three, Wynton Marsalis.
	I have no problem with any of this news, by the way.
	You're just going to notice an incredibly specific pattern.
	Wynton Marsalis calling and responding.
	In March, Wynton Marsalis, trumpeter and composer, went into lockdown thinking that what he might get done, but as leader of the jazz at the Lincoln Center, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Jazz.
	I want to fucking give everyone who likes jazz a lie detector test, even though lie detector tests aren't real.
	So fuck that.
	Heroin.
	Shoot them up with heroin and just be like, everything's cool, man.
	I know everything's cool.
	I know everything is cool.
	What do you think of jazz?
	What do you mean?
	Jazz.
	Love it.
	No.
	What do you think of jazz?
	It fucking sucks, dude.
	Or he'd probably say, I love it.
	Then you put it on.
	He goes, take that off.
	Take that off.
	That's so shitty.
	What a cacophony.
	Come on.
	It's like cigars and Vegemite.
	No one really likes it.
	I like cigars.
	And then there's this.
	Listening to the past is kind of perfect.
	And when they talk about some history books to read, but of course the picture of the woman going through this classic literature is empowered woke black woman.
	All right.
	Not a big deal, by the way, what you make your cartoon.
	It's only page three.
	Page four.
	Page four, you go, oh, this is kind of cool.
	It's like a baseball musical?
	I like baseball.
	Oh, it's got that dude, Jesse Williams, who won't shut up about how oppressed black people are.
	Of course, he's raised by his white mom and abandoned by his black dad, but he's all about how evil America is.
	They're all homosexuals.
	It's homosexual baseball.
	Run, and the main guy's the black guy.
	Okay.
	All righty?
	The singer, Janae Bridges, and the pianist, Connor Hannock, are stars, yet still freelance workers.
	So these guys were creating this incredible work of like black female jazz singer and piano boy who's likely gay.
	And it's all about COVID and how it's affected them.
	But it's really just about their incredible art that they make together, this black and gay couple.
	All right.
	Page six, of course, Hamilton.
	How Hamilton reached the small screen.
	And they focus on every picture has Hispanic and black people.
	And again, you sound like an asshole saying this because you're like, why are there so many black people in my newspaper?
	It's not that.
	It's that 14% of the population is 100% of this section.
	And it's so clearly pandering.
	That's what bothers us, is the relentless pandering.
	Isn't that kind of the challenge, too?
	It's like, let's just blast a ton of these, and you can't mention that pattern.
	So it's like, it's a challenge.
	I dare you to mention that these are all blacks.
	Well, maybe the challenge is like, oh, you have a problem with that?
	How about this one in 1968 when it was all white people?
	It balances out.
	Okay, so here you go.
	Oh, there's a white woman.
	Is this not going to be politically correct bandering?
	Looking into a hunt for stolen lives, Liz Garbus adapts the bestseller on the Golden State Killer.
	Now, of course, it's a chick who's doing a movie.
	Golden State Killer was that cop who was a serial killer, and his sister did a DNA test.
	I got this from Maddie, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	Just for a 23andMe, whatever thing.
	And they go, holy shit, this looks like all the DNA and all those dead bodies.
	And she was like, I didn't fucking do it.
	Must be your brother.
	That's interesting.
	I don't give a shit that it's a woman behind it.
	It's non-black.
	And you chose it because it's a cool story.
	Okay, that's one so far out of seven pages.
	Okay, this is a doozy.
	Pop smoke.
	Pop smoke, the rapper, and his last days.
	So a gangbanger gets whacked, right?
	This guy didn't die of lung cancer.
	And it's all about, oh, it's John Karamanica.
	I hired him to be the head of hip-hop at Vice a billion years ago.
	He's obsessed with black people, always writing about rap and R ⁇ B. And it's all about the incredible life of Pop Smoke and what a gentle giant he was and how he's totally underestimated.
	And he's really just, it's so sad that he was taken from us by probably the KKK.
	I believe they lynched him.
	All right.
	So finally, we come to the end of this segment.
	And it's the absolute fucking genius.
	The genius of Rosie Lee Tompkins.
	I gotta zoom in here on this.
	Where are we here?
	Here it is.
	Look at this.
	So this is a quilt she made.
	Here's a quilt she made.
	Can you see that okay?
	Here you go.
	Oh, sorry.
	Notice the word genius is here, and she's just stitched a bunch of t-shirts and crap onto a quilt, and then random letters.
	Like, this isn't Basquiat.
	This is mental patient.
	And of course, the t-shirt says O.J. Simpson, innocent.
	The guy who chopped off his ex-wife's head.
	And that's genius?
	Look at this shit.
	It's garbage.
	I mean, do you think I would deny or anyone would deny if there were these incredible quilts this lady made?
	And you're reading about it too.
	And they took like years of her stitching crap onto a big sheet of fabric.
	Look at this.
	Like, how is that genius?
	It's shit crosses.
	Anyway, so now we're up to, that was the cover story.
	We're up to page 12, and now it's all about laying their claim on the city.
	Skateboarders, black skateboarders are taking back New York.
	Wait, are you showing the right thing, Ryan?
	Oh, right.
	What were you doing there?
	We have a minute until I finish.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Laying their claim on the city.
	And for the 50th time in a row, no one gives a shit about this kind of stuff.
	Like, no one is denying that you should write about blacks and everything.
	But when you get to the point where you're cramming it onto every page, I don't believe you.
	Like, I think you're full of shit.
	Pandering is a form of racism.
	Wait, now I'm all zoomed in this one.
	When you just constantly coddle, it's sort of like, you know, proud boys indicate they may stand up to chop and I'm kicked off everything.
	It's a major catastrophe.
	We have Black Panthers, who, by the way, it just came out they were actors.
	Those were people wearing costumes.
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	We'll get to that in a sec.
	But no one cares about that because they see the left and the mainstream and the DNC see blacks as retards.
	And they go, oh, you're all dressed up with your guns.
	I love it.
	I love, oh, you think OJ was innocent.
	That's great.
	You did it.
	Oh, you want to kill all white people?
	I love that.
	And then when someone says the opposite, they hear, I want to kill all retards.
	And they're like, you leave those poor retards alone.
	You jerk.
	It's the bigotry of low expectations.
	And as an egalitarian who hates racism, I don't like it.
	So anyway, last page.
	One of my favorite cartoonists, Laura Park.
	I don't know if it's Laura Park.
	This woman is so fucking talented.
	I've been a fan of her since day one.
	I got in a lot of trouble from Drawn and Quarterly, her publisher, by saying I like that she draws herself fat and she's fat.
	Because back then, when she first came out, everyone was making themselves gorgeous.
	Now it's a little more normal.
	Anyway.
	Drawings put on 10 pounds.
	Anyway, this is about Letitia Harlands.
	What's her name?
	Yeah, Letitia Harlands.
	Now, during the LA riots, Korean stores were getting destroyed.
	They were getting ransacked, looted, to the point where Koreans were on their roofs with guns.
	Anyway, this girl went into a store and she put a drink in her backpack and the paranoid Korean geriatric had a gun and she goes, oh, no, she never got at the time.
	She goes, you steal that.
	You steal that.
	She goes, I'm not going to steal.
	I'm going to pay for it.
	He goes, you steal, you steal.
	And she goes, fuck you.
	And they get into a fight.
	And then as the girl's like, fuck it, fuck it.
	I had money.
	I was going to pay you, bitch.
	And then the Korean old Korean lady grabs a gun and shoots her in the back of the head, kills her.
	Obviously, tragic.
	She should go to jail.
	that's murder.
	But I don't know, the old lady was panicked during a riot.
	You could give her 40 years.
	Are you really like getting a murderer off the streets?
	Is it ever really going to happen again?
	So it's wrong, it's illegal, but it's not really the best example of unjust killings.
	It's a chaotic and stupid reaction during a riot.
	But anyway, Laura Park thinks it's an example of Asian privilege.
	And she sits and she draws a chart where she says, here's what I'm going to do.
	Should I donate to bail funds?
	Yes.
	But I also have to be careful not to just be amplifying black pain.
	What's more important, donating my skills or making space for black artists?
	Here's some space for black artists.
	Can you do both?
	How can I participate without displacing by books?
	And by books, they mean Taneshi coats and stuff, not actual books that have actual facts in them.
	This is just a random sample of the other side.
	And it's just bizarre.
	It's radical leftist propaganda that comes across as powerfully insincere.
	There's no humor in it.
	It doesn't come across as authentic blackness.
	It comes across as pandering blackness.
	Anyway, we're going to get off, I guess, bit shoot now, right?
	And the free podcast.
	But we have a very big announcement to make.
	And you're not going to be able to know because it's only the paid subscribers who get to meet our new contributor.
	Also, paid subscribers, during the call-in session, one lucky listener is getting six pairs of Hesshi socks, one Johnny Apple CBD prize pack with tinctures and gummies, one $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks.
	That's the awesome meet place that I love.
	And three free months of expressvpn.com.
	That's the browser where you can look at stuff and no one knows anything about you or what you're doing.
	And this is me on July 30th being essentially Santa Claus.
	Our ad guy has added that I should say, ho ho ho.
	Censored.tv is giving you free stuff.
	Ho ho ho.
	Merry Christmas in July.
	Censored Claus is the character he came up with.
	That's pretty good.
	Kind of fun.
	All right, so get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	We do that.
	And there'll be music there.
	There will be some music.
	It'll be super freak.
	Super freak.
	She's super freak.
	That song's clearly about a chick who does anal, right?
	All sorts of things.
	There's not that many things.
	There's 69ing, which I think everyone will do unless they feel fat.
	And then there's anal.
	Everyone else does every other thing.
	Like finding a chick who does below jobs, that's like...
	I've gotten the most resistance by far from 69.
	They need to be trained.
	Your problem with sex, Ryan, is that you don't seem to have enough of it.
	That you're the teacher.
	No, don't tell me about that.
	I'm good with.
	But that's, I mean, it winds up happening, but it's the toughest one because they don't want their butthole looking at you in the eyeballs.
	I think that's why.
	Saying hello.
	That's what that symbol really means.
	It's not white power.
	It's brown power.
	It's a butthole.
	BP.
	All right.
	Are we ready to unleash the Goss?
	The Goss is being contacted.
	Let's contact our secret gossip.
	We might as well call this contributor.
	I'm very excited about all our contributors, but I'm particularly excited about this one.
	And I don't want to trivialize the others, but this is a direction I like going in.
	And we disagree, obviously, about a very big deal.
	But besides that, I like the humor.
	I like the irreverence.
	I like the tone.
	I like the lack of apology.
	And, you know, what sums up this guy to me is when they were talking about white silences violence or something.
	And they're saying, you need to feel our pain.
	You need to, I don't know, read books or something.
	And he just goes, nope, not doing it.
	Gay.
	All right.
	I think he's on the line.
	Are you there, sir?
	I don't hear you.
	You said he was on the line, Rye Guy.
	I knew this would happen.
	He is on the line.
	Can you hear me, friend?
	Are things coming through all nice and everything?
	Didn't I suggest we test this first?
	Maybe he contacted me.
	This is actually.
	Hello.
	Hello, check.
	Hello, hello.
	Can you hear me?
	I'm here.
	Slight technical issue, but we're rolling.
	Okay.
	I appreciate that intro.
	That is a very kind thing you've said about me.
	No apologies.
	I'm not sure what I was supposed to apologize for.
	Well, the particular video we're talking about, you're supposed to apologize for, I guess, and here's the clincher.
	400 years of slavery, but it wasn't 400 years of slavery.
	It was 400 years ago.
	You ever notice that?
	Kevin, I'm very frustrated with the whole thing, to be honest.
	I mean, I feel like it's necessary to respond to it and to mock it and to shame these people, but my God, if we didn't waste our time with this, would we not be in space right now?
	We'd be doing something else, wouldn't we?
	The other problem is Milo was just saying this to me today.
	He goes, I feel like black people aren't cool anymore.
	They lost it?
	They've turned into trans.
	Hmm.
	Well, they are overrepresented in the gay community.
	I know that.
	That's never really discussed.
	It's never been discussed.
	But the whole, like, when, you know, in the, even before rap, like in the 80s, you'd see a black dude and you'd be like, hey, man, what's up?
	I'm Gavin.
	Yeah.
	What's going on?
	I don't know.
	Just ignore me.
	Stupid.
	Okay.
	And now you're like, oh, geez, here we go again.
	Do you remember the scene in Flash Dance?
	I think she's coming back from work and she sees a bunch of breakdancers and she stops, like, does a little pop and lock in.
	And it was cool, it wasn't like dude.
	That's so perfect because that's exactly what's done now.
	Yeah, it's over.
	Forget it.
	Like, if you saw pop and lockers now, you'd just be like, Jesus Christ, get off the street, leaving a mess everywhere.
	Speak of the devil, that 12-year-old little blonde white kid, he was popping and locking on the street corner at like 11:30 at night, which is a little weird, but that's a great example, too, because his name is Ethan, but he goes by E-Man.
	Is that right?
	That's the best he had?
	Yo, I'm the E-Man.
	Yo, what's up, dog?
	Oh, that's a work in progress.
	So I guess we should announce who you are.
	I don't know if everyone recognizes the Easter bunny that we just put on the screen, but Atheism is unstoppable.
	Newest addition to this God-fearing Christian conservative platform.
	And it's ballsy of you, and I appreciate it.
	And I am super stoked to be here.
	I was banned from YouTube, and I spent a lot of time in fetal position, a lot of misery.
	But I have no more tears, Gavin, at this point.
	And you sent me an email, and I was delighted, and I'm happy to contribute to your brand.
	Well, you can be exactly who you want to be now, because I felt like some of the more recent videos, you sort of were feeling guarded, feeling like you had to deliver caveats and explain yourself.
	Well, I might want to reset just to make sure people are clear about what I believe in.
	But you're right.
	A lot of it is tone.
	And if you are constantly giving out the caveats, it sets the wrong precedent.
	Now, I have a couple questions.
	One, my last boss was Susan Wojiski.
	Are you going to be a better boss?
	And are you my boss?
	That's a good question, actually.
	I will be a better boss.
	But there's certain people that I don't think of myself as the boss.
	Like with Ryan, obviously, he has Down syndrome, so I'm his boss.
	Tragic.
	Gary of Gary's mailbag.
	I'm definitely his boss.
	But there's others where if you were to put up a video that was like over the top, I would just sort of like call you and go, what are you doing?
	Like, are you sure you want to go down this route?
	It's sort of like with you, I see that we're equals and we're in a band.
	And if George Harrison, like in the middle of the song, was like, because that's what a fat bitch does.
	And if I was Paul McCartney, I'd be like, George, what the fuck?
	You do that on stage with an American accent.
	Oh, that's good.
	Can I just say, I saw the beginning of this broadcast, and you were thrusting your pelvis to super freak, and your fanny pack was being pushed in front of my face.
	It was alarming and sobering.
	It was sort of, there's the term phallic, but I prefer the term for that kind of thing, scrodik.
	That's a new one.
	I'm going to use that, and I'm not going to give you credit.
	I have to agree with you, jazz sucks.
	That is a world conspiracy.
	I will throw on top of that the grateful dead.
	And in terms of the 69ing you guys were discussing, can I just say, yeah, 69 is one thing.
	Have you ever been on top in that scenario?
	No, she would choke to death, would she not?
	It's not a good angle, is it?
	I have, but yeah, it's not good.
	No, it would go right down her throat.
	She couldn't breathe.
	Which I'm sure in some porn is now considered perfectly reasonable.
	I've never openly talked to a group of men about 69ing, so this is very liberating for me.
	My problem with 609 is I'm so incredibly talented in the cunnelingus department that she just sort of falls to the side and can't do any of the work there.
	Always.
	Or she goes too crazy, and I'm like, you take forever, so don't go bananas on me, or this job's going to be done in like a minute, and I got a fucking 13-minuteer on my face.
	And you're actually talking to her during this?
	13-minute.
	I'm not a foot-than-blah, I'm a foot.
	Yeah, so we're really excited to have you aboard.
	So how do people sign up and give me money and not you money?
	That would be tragic.
	That's really the worst case scenario here.
	That's my goal.
	Yeah.
	We have competing interests here.
	It's a major conflict of interest.
	No.
	You sign up.
	It's very easy.
	You guys have a very slick site.
	I've been very impressed by it.
	But you just type in AIU, uppercase or lowercase, in the coupon code.
	If you don't do that, you're just making the rich richer.
	I mean, Gavin literally doesn't need your money.
	So by the way, folks at home, we could lose him.
	If all the new subscribers don't use the AIU code and he sees the results and he's not getting paid, he's just going to split.
	So don't lose me, the Easter bunny here.
	And lucky for me, he's telling that to people that have already signed up.
	And so it's totally valid.
	Touche.
	Touche.
	But, you know, there comes a time in a man's life when he assesses things and he says, you know what, I think it's time to slice my audience into a tenth of what it once was and eliminate any chance of growth and reaching a wider audience and just rot behind the oblivion of a paywall.
	And so that's what I've decided to do.
	And I'm happy to be attached to you and your reputation.
	That is a slightly negative version of events, I will concede.
	But I noticed with Vice, like we kept trying to get our numbers up from 10,000 copies per city.
	And then Shane and I one day went, maybe what we do is a 10,000 person per city kind of a thing.
	Now, the secret to that is to get to more cities.
	And that adds up to a lot of 10,000s.
	But when we were trying to get to like 50,000 in Montreal and 50,000 in fucking Madison, Wisconsin, we had to sell out so much that it wasn't our brand anymore.
	And I think as YouTube gets more and more strict, you have to be shittier and shittier to keep your numbers up.
	And then you start losing who Atheism is Unstoppable is.
	It's true.
	And I've been the same person.
	So they really did jump the shark with this.
	And it's kind of tragic.
	I like the way you're talking about hopping from city to city.
	It reminded me of Howard Stern's rise to fame where he was grinding it out in local markets.
	And, you know, he's had a problem with censorship too, but he's been a big influence on me.
	Are you a Stern fan yourself?
	I am, but this past year and maybe past couple years has been physically fucking painful.
	What, for him or for you?
	No, listening as a fan, throwing Alex Jones under the bus.
	Did he have him on the show?
	No, but when Alex Jones got kicked off of whatever he got kicked off of, or when he was being sued, he said it was about Sandy Hook, which, you know, if you're mad about Sandy Hook, then you better have everything worked out and be 100% positive that the conspiracy theorists are wrong.
	But he said, you know, you can't say stuff like this.
	And then he said, free speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.
	And then he fucking said, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's got a little pussy in him sometimes.
	I'm sure the wife is eroding some of his more punk background.
	Well, yeah.
	Kimmel's the same way because they want to get invited to all their fucking wise dinner parties.
	And they're best buds, aren't they?
	Yes.
	Yeah, it's revolting.
	They're so pussy whipped because Beth and what's her name, Mandy or something, they want to go to like Ellen DeGeneres' house and Chelsea Handler's house, and they don't want to be ostracized.
	So they both make sure they shit on Trump and shit on free speech, and then it comes to bite them in the ass.
	They both have a big blackface past that continues to fall into.
	Gavin, don't you believe in happy wife, happy life?
	Doesn't that destroy everything else?
	Yes, but you have to have parameters.
	You can't lose yourself.
	So, for example, I'm interested in some property that has a huge bar in the basement.
	My wife hates it.
	She says we can have a bar.
	It's not that ugly bar.
	I'm like, I actually like that bar, but I can let this go.
	But if she had said, there's no way we can have a bar in our house, I would go, well, you're going to have to sit on this and rotate.
	Yeah, I agree with that.
	And then Howard Stern has that other weird thing where he was friends with Donald Trump for many, many years and had very intimate conversations with him.
	And then he became the most powerful man in the world.
	And I guess he turned his back on Trump a little bit too, didn't he?
	Oh, totally.
	And he says, no, no, Trump, this is, and then he brags.
	He says, I know Trump.
	I saw this in his book, Howard Stern Comes Again.
	He said, look, I know Trump personally, and here's what happened.
	He did it as a joke to sell books, and then it actually worked, and he's totally freaked out.
	That's your stupid theory, Howard.
	And it doesn't pay anything.
	All Howard Stern does is read the fucking New York Times.
	Okay, but.
	He reads this.
	Didn't this guy...
	So would there be Gavin McInnes without Howard Stern, in a sense?
	Oh, of course.
	No, we were going to do it anyway.
	We were fighting in a different world.
	He was fighting like, like sexy girls.
	I want to be a, Like we want to show tits and talk to a girl in a bikini and, hey, how much do you weigh?
	And have you ever sucked a dick?
	We weren't like that.
	We were coming from more of a punk rock thing where everyone's equal and we hate the jocks.
	So we were more of a grassroots, like clash sex pistols thing.
	And he was more of a like Andrew Dice Clay, like let me see your tits kind of thing.
	Now they look similar to outsiders because they both involve tits.
	But on the one hand, it's we're showing our own tits.
	In his world, he's showing someone else's tits.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	I feel that.
	I got another question for you, Gavin.
	Can I be an honorary proud boy, or am I automatically part of the club now?
	Or what's the initiation like on that?
	Well, the first degree is you have to publicly declare yourself a proud Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world.
	And then you have to come to a local meeting.
	I don't know where you are or where you say you are, but that way.
	I moved around a lot.
	It's like the Knights of Columbus.
	You got to go to a meeting and go through the things.
	So you disavowed publicly, you're not the leader, but it's still happening.
	I separated myself from that club because the FBI made me at gunpoint and said, we're going to frame your guys as members of a gang.
	And my lawyer said, look, gangs have leaders and they do illegal things.
	You don't do illegal things and you're the leader.
	So get rid of that and it's going to kill their gang thing.
	Okay.
	Did it work?
	I don't know.
	Because I'm going to go to prison, but eight didn't go to prison.
	Are you sending care packages?
	Oh, yeah.
	Man, I've never talked to a guy in prison.
	That's got to be a weird phenomenon, getting those calls.
	You can do it on your phone now through JPEG.
	There's an app for calling dudes in prison?
	Yeah, well, you can email them.
	They get emails now.
	You can also call filter.
	But you can also, and the easiest thing to do is, because I find with care packages, a lot of the COs will steal them.
	But if you send books, the COs don't tend to steal books for some reason.
	I'll let that speak for itself.
	Classic.
	I was very interested in the conversation you had with me earlier because you knew the title of my channel and you knew where I was coming from philosophically.
	But I was very compelled by some of the arguments you brought up about the big man upstairs.
	Yeah, we should make this a whole separate show, but I want to have a 342-hour discussion with you about God.
	And I think that a lot of you atheists get caught up in the weeds, like Noah's Ark and Jesus and the miracles.
	And I prefer to make Catholicism my sort of personal thing, like when my Indian wife burns sage in a new apartment to de-demon the rooms.
	I don't ask her about that.
	It just seems whatever.
	Stupid chick Indian stuff.
	But the important big picture stuff here is deism and the big bang and the infinite universe and all the strange little clues that he leaves.
	Like when you Fuck your sister, you make a retard, or when you kill someone, you have nightmares every night.
	That was a hint this whole time, yes.
	There's all kinds of little Easter eggs.
	What do we call those in movies where there's little clues?
	Are they Easter eggs?
	Easter eggs, yep.
	You know about that.
	You're a bunny.
	Um, ish, yeah.
	Um, well, I am actually interested to pry your brain a little bit on that, even though I don't talk about it that often.
	I'm willing to circle back because I think you're coming for the fresh angle, and it might be amusing to hear it out.
	Do you go to, have you ever been to church?
	Yeah, I grew up.
	I don't think you had a choice.
	Yeah, I went to a Christian school growing up.
	Every Friday, we'd go out there.
	Because I've been going to Latin Mass, and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but I just sort of sit in there in awe of this gift that is life and everything around, and the generations that built this church, and the families that heard this same sermon years and years and years ago, and I feel a connection with them.
	I start to think about how we're all one, and maybe this is heaven.
	And when we were sperms, we were like alive.
	And then when we were born, we died, and this is heaven.
	I think, isn't sperm kind of like fish?
	Isn't sperm plural?
	Sperms?
	Yeah, you dropped sperms.
	I'm not sure if that's accurate.
	Well, what about this as an instant knee-jerk psychoanalysis of Gavin McGinnis?
	Would it be fair to say that you like the ritual of it all, the tradition, the community, and yet underneath the surface, you know it's all BS, but you have decided that it doesn't matter?
	No, no, I'm using the ritual of it all as sort of like E.T. Reese's pieces to get you to come to the deeper philosophical things.
	But everyone, religion and Christianity has been vilified to such a brutal extent that even the idea of going to the church means, ha, welcome back to gays are going to hell and dinosaurs don't exist.
	And then you go there and it's like, peace be with you, peace be with you, peace be with you.
	Learn to love fellow man.
	And there's incredible gratitude and recognition for the gift of life at church.
	And then we get into the deeper shit.
	I've cried at church before.
	Are you okay crying in public?
	No, I do a man cry, which is like...
	Isn't the wiping the sort of part where it shows that you're shamed?
	The wipe has to be like...
	Okay.
	Yeah, just get it.
	Or just be a man.
	Like people get tattoos.
	You can't have a fucking tear go down your cheek and disappear into your beard.
	So we'll talk about that in a broader sense.
	But when do we see your first video?
	Video is up.
	I believe it is ready to roll.
	And I got news for you guys.
	I got a lot of stuff coming down the pipe.
	Like, I have 20 videos in my brain right now.
	It's just a matter of time to pump them out.
	So your channel is about to get an influx of content that's going to be some of the best on the internet if I do say so myself.
	It might be a lot more.
	And I hope my fans show up.
	What's that?
	It might become kind of your channel.
	If you post more than me, then we're going to see the kangaroo more than we see the Wolfer Brimley with AIDS.
	Well, I'm not sure if you got the latest contract, but my lawyer did put a clause in that said, if my numbers surpass yours, it is my channel.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yeah.
	Look at me.
	I am the captain now.
	It's exciting, though, because I'm contemplating what I can even do here.
	I think I asked you in an email, I said, you know, what can I not do was the way I framed it because not that I want to go crazy.
	I mean, I think it's weird because I was banned for my ideas.
	I wasn't showing midget sex or, you know, horsecock.
	I was just talking and in a commonsensical way, too.
	And that freaked them out.
	How weak do you have to be to be scared of fucking ideas?
	How can we do that?
	Yeah, can I just put on the record that I'm an Eagle Scout?
	And I actually take pride in that.
	You should, it's hard.
	Yeah, and it's doused with religion, too, which you'd probably be approving of.
	But yeah, we've lost track of all that crap.
	And no one cares.
	Like, that's the thing of it all.
	People care about popularity.
	They care about money.
	And that's it.
	What else is important?
	Yeah, I guess I would just say, as far as what you can't do, is we're in this together.
	So if you're going to do something like the merits of rape, you better research the living shit out of it and have like a 20-minute explanation on where you're going with this because you could sink the whole fucking company.
	Okay, well, I was going to do a video about baby rape.
	Are you kosher with that?
	Yeah, well, you're talking about it in a clinical way in the sense that it's a major problem in South Africa, I assume.
	Yeah, it might be elsewhere.
	I'm going to research it.
	Hopefully it's not a tutorial.
	I will be typing in baby rape into Google.
	Put it that way.
	Yeah, you better be careful.
	I'm prepared to go down that rabbit hole wherever it takes me.
	I was researching once.
	What's his name?
	Dove Charney got Me Too'd before Me Too was Me Too.
	And these women were saying that he raped them.
	And he sent me all of these texts and things that they had sent him to prove that he wasn't taking advantage of them.
	They're all like, I want to be your anal sex slave and stuff.
	And it was just like doing the research for that article.
	I just, I had to have a shower after because I was so disgusted by these fucking horrors and their behavior.
	I'm on record for saying that I don't even know how guys physically, technically rape.
	Like, I couldn't even imagine that.
	Dude, I did it on a comedy podcast where Luis Gomez goes, no, no, they just, they pry open their legs.
	I go, try to pry open my legs right now, tough guy.
	And he couldn't pry open my legs.
	Oh, you did?
	Yeah.
	I got to see that.
	Now, I get the knife and the gun and everything and the date rape and all that, but the actual like jumping out of the bushes with nothing.
	What do you do?
	Yeah, and by the way, why can't we have another word for that?
	Because when people say rape, most people, at least I assume it's A guy in an alley who's beating you over the head, right?
	Because it always was up until a few years ago.
	When you heard your fucking buddy's sister got raped in like 2010, you'd go, let's get the baseball bats, boys, get in the car.
	We got to go find them, kill him.
	Now, when someone says they've been raped, you go, okay, well, wait, what's the story now?
	Was it Aziz Ansari on a date where she blew him seven times?
	Yeah.
	Well, when did date rape become a phrase?
	Because I'm guessing a lot of girls got date raped, but then didn't know what to call it.
	They were just like, things happened and I was kind of involved.
	I consented to the date, so maybe I should shut up.
	Isn't it funny how we talked about the most undiscussable subject and here we are bathing in it?
	You know what Anne Coulter said to me once?
	She goes, the invention of date rape was the death of romance.
	Because she said, that was the way we could maintain our chastity as young girls.
	This guy would take us home and he's like, get in the car, we're going to your house.
	And she'd go like, you cad, get your hands off of me.
	And then he'd take her to his house and he'd be chasing her up the stairs, grabbing her ass.
	And she'd be like, get, get, will you stop it?
	Jesus Christ, what's the matter with you?
	You pervert.
	And then they would horse around, get, no, don't you dare, would you, would you?
	And then they would fuck.
	And then the next morning or whatever, she'd have the sheets up and be like, I am appalled.
	How dare you?
	And then she would gather up her clothes and he'd be like, baby, come on, come back.
	Absolutely not, you pig.
	And then she'd go home and she was still a lady because she didn't consent to any of it.
	Exactly.
	And that was a norm in movies.
	The woman would cover her tits with the sheet of the bed.
	Now, part of that was for the movie's sake, but is that in real life?
	It's like, we just had sex.
	I know what your tits look like.
	I was just sleeping on them.
	Yeah, well, maybe it's cold outside, right?
	It used to be romantic.
	Well, Gavin, did you ever do a deep dive into Brock Turner?
	Because I've done a few videos on him.
	I don't think he raped anyone.
	Now, who was that again?
	Stanford Swimmer, 19 years old.
	Oh, yeah.
	He got absolutely destroyed.
	They said he was a monster.
	They said he raped a woman who was unconscious by a dumpster.
	Oh, yes, yes, yes.
	And he is the go-to case for rich white kids and white privilege.
	But I think they were both blackout drunk, and he was fingering her going, yeah.
	And she was like, well.
	I mean, yeah, he was dry humping, and they had been making out all night, and she had agreed to go back to his dorm room, but then tripped.
	They went to the ground.
	They were passionate.
	And yeah, there was no penetration outside the finger.
	But, I mean, Brock has gone AWOL.
	He's nowhere to be seen.
	Meanwhile, the girl has come out with a best-selling book.
	She's on Oprah.
	And I'm saying to Brock, Brock, are you listening?
	Come out of the closet.
	Well, no, he's not gay.
	Come into the spotlight and write a book.
	At least make money off this.
	What are you doing?
	He's acting like he's a war criminal.
	I'm meeting Kale Hartman tomorrow in the city, and he's visiting from Ohio, where he manufactures furniture, I think, for a living now, because he was just banished to the outskirts, destroyed, killed.
	He can't go to a comedy club in like Missouri now.
	And it was based on a lie that he raped his girlfriend.
	That who was the curly-haired guy that pushed it?
	Sam Morrell?
	I think it was Sam Morrell.
	Yeah.
	And if you look at her name, Beth Stelling?
	Stelling?
	Beth Stelling.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You look at her interest on Google and it was like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, nothing, nothing, nothing.
	Then this rape allegation and just pow!
	Straight up.
	And now she was working on Judd Appetow's show with Darty Lang and specials.
	She's not remotely funny, but her career skyrocketed.
	It's almost like she had to stand on him and push him under the water to drown so she could get up onto the embankment and run free.
	Oh, God.
	That's rough.
	Yeah, I mean, she pulled the Kate Winslet with Leonardo DiCaprio kind of vibe.
	I can't imagine how young men get laid these days.
	Are you a young man?
	Are we allowed to discuss that?
	22 next month.
	So how are you doing?
	What's that?
	Well, I mean, being a young man trying to get laid in this day and age, I mean, I would want cameras everywhere.
	I'd want a release signed.
	Oh, Gavin, sexuality nowadays, these young guys, they're completely screwed.
	I've been talking to them.
	My fans come to me.
	I got some virgin fans, and they're virgins, but they've had sex like a million times in their mind.
	They've been fapping at an advanced level since they were like 10.
	That's so sad.
	It's weird, man.
	It's not the way it should be.
	I got to say it.
	Well, my buddy Ryan, he calls his apartment the fag zone.
	Who's that?
	It's probably about 100 feet from a really cool bar with tons of hot chicks in it all the time.
	And I'll talk to him on the phone.
	I'll go, what'd you do this weekend?
	And he goes, oh my God, my grandfather, this is not a joke.
	My grandfather taught me a new way to play solitaire.
	Yes.
	No.
	This is real joke.
	And by the way, Ryan, how's it going?
	My name is Devin.
	Good to meet you.
	Nice to meet you.
	How's it going?
	And it's not tag zone, by the way.
	Just a room.
	That's him bullying you?
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	That's one way to do it.
	I think he's done a lot with the space.
	I saw the walkthrough you guys did.
	And it's small, but it's New York, so I assume it would be.
	Yeah.
	It's like me.
	It's actually a pretty big apartment.
	Small, but New York.
	Dude, we got to start taking calls.
	I don't want to dump you before you dump me, but I'm very, very excited about this project.
	When we envisioned this plan at the very beginning, I envisioned like a non-liberal vice, and I wanted it to be weird.
	I love Gary's mailbag and fighting with Larry and obviously Milo, but I'm very excited to have you and people like Jim Goad coming on and being weird and new and adventurous and making mistakes and taking risks because that is really missing From, I don't like saying the right, but the non-left.
	Well, that brings us full circle because that's exactly what Susan Watjisky does not want from me.
	So it's very refreshing to hear that coming from you.
	And I'm going to put my nose down and I'm going to go hard and go big.
	And I'm excited.
	And I think we can do some damage here.
	What do you think roughly will be your output?
	What are you envisioning?
	I mean, here's the God's honest truth.
	My girlfriend's in Germany right now, and I'm in Rio.
	And I tend to have nothing to do during the day, so I put in a lot of work.
	So I'm cranking out five videos a week easily.
	And, you know, they tend to be long, too.
	I'm not dropping little five, ten minute things.
	I am verbose, you could say.
	But I want to keep the quality up, and I want to just dive into it.
	I mean, good Lord, look at the freedom I have.
	What kind of a ridiculous ideal job is this?
	I could just go buck wild and do whatever I want, say whatever I want.
	And yeah, this is perfect for me.
	So I'm very happy to be here.
	And I'm looking forward to defending everything you've ever said or ever will say in the future.
	Yeah, yeah, that's what's going to happen.
	When you get attacked for joining this network and they have a quote for me that's this long, say, I'm not going to discuss this with you unless you can give me 10 seconds before and 10 seconds after this snippet.
	Right.
	But the thing is with you, you are a comedian.
	I mean, it's very apparent.
	You're a funny man.
	So why are they going after a jester like he's some ringleader?
	It's absurd to me.
	Because the jester has influence.
	If John Belushi was supporting Trump, they would eat him alive.
	Look what they do to Kanye.
	He's a rapper, but they say, oh, he's mentally ill.
	And they literally put him in a straitjacket and drag him to a loony bin.
	Yeah, and speaking of comedians with balls, can I just say 2020, honorary mention, John Cleese, beautiful performance he's doing on Twitter.
	He's pushing back on all the narratives, and I love the man.
	Wonderful guy.
	All right, man, I like you more than a friend, and I'm looking forward to your first video tomorrow morning.
	It's up already, I think.
	Tomorrow and tomorrow, both.
	What do you mean, tomorrow and tomorrow?
	I think that this video is already up.
	Oh, you got a video up already?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You said it like a funny Canadian would say it, and I'm correcting you.
	All right, man.
	Thanks for coming on.
	Looking forward to it.
	A pleasure.
	Have a good one, guys.
	Cheers.
	Pleasure too.
	So he already put up the video?
	Yep.
	Exit music.
	That's bad.
	What?
	Because I don't want people leaving our show to go watch it.
	They won't.
	Stop!
	It's locked.
	Stop what you're doing.
	You know what we could do?
	We could just watch it on here so that way it'll save them the trip.
	Are you sure that it's visible to everyone?
	Because my understanding was it wouldn't be available until tomorrow morning.
	We could change it right now, but.
	No, you don't do that.
	Yeah, it's up.
	But are we logged in in a weird way?
	In a big way.
	They can't.
	All right.
	That's fine.
	They know it's popular.
	They kind of know it's true.
	All right.
	After this show, that would be cool if he always has censored on the bunny.
	That would be cool.
	I think it's going to take a bunny forever.
	You know that.
	Do you know why it's a kangaroo?
	No.
	Because there was a debate about atheism where one of the guys said that there's no kangaroo bones anywhere but Australia.
	Something like that, I'm ruining the thing.
	So the only way kangaroos could have got to Australia was through Noah's Ark, which is a silly thing to say.
	Gotcha.
	And so the kangaroo kangarooifies that silliness.
	Gotcha.
	Gotcha.
	That's interesting.
	That's very cool.
	That's interesting.
	That's actually pretty nice.
	Very cool.
	You know what I noticed with most atheists, or a lot of them, they have went to military school or military.
	Wait, what?
	A Christian school, like a Catholic school.
	Because Christianity was shitty to them.
	They reject the actual, like the method in which they learn.
	They reject their experience with the human, you know, moderation.
	All right, so we'll take all of them.
	So maybe stop talking.
	Yeah, they've been wronged.
	I find is pretty common because they get told Jesus is going to punish you.
	Jesus is going to ruin you.
	You have to fear Jesus.
	And then one day they just go, actually, you know what?
	Fuck you and fuck Jesus.
	Whereas I'm coming from it, from a father who wants to fight me for baptizing my children and says that me bringing my kids to church is child abuse.
	And we'll start, if he's drunk and God comes up, he'll just start pounding the fucking table screaming.
	But yeah, I just feel it.
	I look at like the way a tree works with the trunk and the branches going out.
	And then I look at the veins on my eyes and I look at the pattern of moss, the way water drains through it on a rock.
	And I keep seeing the same thing with the trunk and the other things going off, like a family tree.
	And I just keep seeing these little calling cards where he's like, oh, that was for you.
	It's this whole thing of like, do you really think we're, like, what are the chances that we're the only ones?
	Like the alien argument?
	Yeah, that's something we used to do in college.
	One alien, please.
	The most classic pro-deism argument is a watch, a wind blows through a garage with a bunch of shit in it, little bits of steel and stuff, and eventually, it makes a perfect watch.
	And the atheists say, yes, that is pretty rare.
	That shits and eats and pukes and violence.
	But when you have an infinite amount of time to make that watch, it's not that impressive.
	And to that, I say, okay, let's focus on the infinite amount of time part.
	Isn't that kind of a trip?
	Yeah.
	Like I always say to atheists, just look up.
	And I think another thing I've noticed about atheists is they come out swinging.
	I'm not disparaging our friend, by the way.
	I'm thinking more of Penn and Teller.
	They come out swinging with like Noah's Ark is bullshit.
	And there's this thing about the burning bush in the First Testament and all these little, you know, idiosyncrasies and contradictions in The Bible, and then they beat all that up, and then they start taking a step back and thinking more general terms about deism in general.
	And they start going, All right, I don't like the details that those guys have, but I get that there's something fishy going on.
	Like, I hate when Ricky Gervais says, Oh, so let me get this straight: there's 250 gods in the world, but your one is the right one.
	And the other slack one less than you for wrong.
	I just believe in the one less than you, right?
	Do you know what I mean?
	Yeah, I'm just one off.
	If you believe in God, it's crazy.
	It's like, no, Ricky.
	I believe in animals.
	We're all desperately trying to figure out what we know is inherently true.
	I think Catholics did it best.
	I think Muslims did it pretty bad.
	I think that the cargo cult of Papua New Guinea, who worship planes, probably did it worse.
	But we're all reacting to the same innate truth that we feel inside of us, that God has put in us, where we recognize that there's a higher power up there.
	So it's not like my religion nullifies all the others.
	We're all desperately clinging.
	Oh, so he has a big beard and he plays a harp.
	That was me trying to like draw him.
	I know it's not a good drawing.
	I know he's not an old man with a beard.
	Get that card.
	Oh, my God.
	Every fucking time, loser pants.
	It won't let it save for some reason.
	Oh, wait.
	Order were successful, Great.
	I flashed my credit card on the phone on the show.
	They're going to do a screen grab, and it flipped in the air, so they're going to see the expiry date and the number.
	Maybe they wouldn't have done that if you didn't highlight exactly the number of people.
	Maybe they'd be successful if I wasn't the cheapest person alive who meticulously checks every single charge on my credit card and calls and says, what's this chubby black girl's porn site that someone used my credit card for at four in the morning?
	Here's a picture of you with your webcam dialing it in.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	You say thank you too?
	Well, that's good.
	You want to take a call?
	I've almost never caught a fake thing.
	Like I did.
	I had a Mexican who stole my number and took a first-class train ticket from New York to LA.
	But that must have been 20 years ago.
	I don't think I've found any.
	I've found things I signed up for that I forgot about.
	But as far as like identity fraud, I think they pretty much had that locked down.
	Yeah.
	I keep my people in my family, my grandmother, doesn't want to use her credit card at all.
	And I'm telling her, you should hope that you get your identity stolen because it's so rare.
	And you could just sue or something.
	They're going to take care of you.
	It'll be so rare.
	You just get your money back.
	It's just a pain in the ass.
	And it takes about 60 days to get your money back.
	So once again, Detective Shitty ruins the day.
	I'm going to replenish these and get some paper for our drawings.
	By the way, new auction up.
	Have you got the link for that, Rygai?
	I think she included you in that.
	It's a fun one this time because it's not just Googles from GOML Live.
	God, I got to get a barber on.
	I'm wearing a fucking hair beret, a hair A. I'm Hair A. All right, so we have what's his name's drawing there?
	Brian John Spencer.
	Now, I actually don't own this yet.
	I'm going to buy it off of him for $150 and pray that it goes for more than $150.
	Then I'll take my money back, I guess?
	Oh, probably not.
	And then donate it all to Justice4Liberty.com.
	But if you scroll down, you see, click on them, I think, and you can just go one by one, right?
	Oink Oink Monster.
	Now, this is kind of small.
	That's an 8.5 by 11, but that is the exact drawing that is on the t-shirt of oink oink you monster.
	And it's a great reminder of this insane time we're living in, where this stupid bitch was protesting the MTA wanting more officers.
	This is before the MTA stopped having officers and the New York City subways turned into nothing but shit and piss.
	So she got her way.
	It's oink oink you monster to want more cops.
	She got no cops and the subway got lots of plops.
	And what I love about this is she's fucking crying, but she's holding the tiny sign by her face at a rally where no one's going to see it.
	And she made it with liquid paper.
	Anyway, I just love that.
	And every time I see a cop, I pull it up on my phone.
	They never laugh, by the way, which maybe I should stop doing that.
	This was, I was sitting with my son and I said, he said to me, draw the scariest thing you can imagine.
	So I drew that.
	I call him Gorgon.
	That's, you remember that from a couple weeks ago, drawing my bike?
	I was moving the motorcycle around because I'd had a few drinks.
	So it's like nine different perspectives in one.
	This is the history of America.
	Now, we're probably going to print this out and make it into a poster or something.
	I'm very happy with it.
	Wait, what the fuck is that?
	It's got a little scroll there.
	There's two or three.
	Oh, to show you the context, I guess.
	Yep.
	But you'll have the original.
	You can see, and I have a lot of white out.
	I use a lot of white gouache every time I made a mistake, so you'll have that authenticity.
	History of Western civilization.
	That was from last week.
	Lettering is top-notch.
	And that's that.
	That's that.
	So how do they get there?
	They go to charityauctions today.com slash auctions slash Gavin's Doodles for Liberty, or they can go to the website and it's under the links.
	Okay.
	So why don't you switch to your face while I stock up on my Bazoos?
	Ash for Ships.
	All right.
	We could, we have David on the line.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hey, David, you're on the line and you're also a winner for plenty of gifts.
	Two pairs of Heshy socks, some CBD, I think three months free of the VPN.
	Yep.
	And Bubba and Hanks.
	Oh, my God.
	What a serendipitous moment.
	Yes.
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm that gay.
	Yeah, thank you.
	Have you won before?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	I haven't.
	You swear to God?
	No.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I don't want we have to bring God into this.
	That's retarded.
	Yeah, this is the first time I actually got through.
	Thank you.
	Oh, cool.
	Well, congrats.
	I'll call you after the show and get your info.
	So what is your question here?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, like, I was the one who sent in that video, you know, that email with the, you know, the rich inequality shit, you know, that Gavin read and that's been sending around through like some of the biggest like corporations.
	And they're still going in with all these meetings that we have to go through.
	And, you know, like you're talking about, you know, companies with 300,000 plus employees.
	Wait, stop, stop, stop.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Do you mean the PDF that that woman sent where she had the three pictures of Sandra Bland, Trayvon Martin, and like George Floyd or whatever?
	Yep, yep.
	Yeah.
	What was amazing about that too is she said Sandra Bland allegedly hanged herself in her cell, which is not alleged.
	She did.
	But she goes, many suspect foul play.
	So in an informative PDF, she's accusing the cops of hanging someone.
	Lynching.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, there's so much misinformation, but then like when they open it up, like these little like town halls they call it, you know, they have everyone with their own anecdotes.
	And it's the most annoying thing.
	And it's just like, look, you don't know how to fucking deal with adversity?
	I'm like, there's no solutions here.
	It's all like a big rah-rah fucking town hall.
	It's like, look, everyone goes through shit in their life, right?
	Everyone's been through it.
	You know, like the whole like little, you know, like the whole, you know, the motto of the show, get fired.
	It's like, yeah, deal with adversity.
	You don't have to fucking cry and be a victim.
	And you hear, it's just, no, this is almost the fourth week in a row of this shit.
	And I'm like, it's so divisive in a company that's big.
	It's just like, all right, no one gives a shit.
	No one cares that you're a faggot or you're a pussy.
	And you're looking like a pussy constantly complaining about how hard your life is.
	Like imagine a redhead or an albino or someone with a, I was with the guy, dad at a baseball game today, and one of his arms is just an elephant's trunk.
	I think it got like caught up around his umbilical cord when he was a baby.
	And he has to hold things like in a weird little Dr. Zeus way.
	Like if he kept talking about the nicknames people had from in grade school and how hard it is to play catch with his son because he has to throw and catch with the same hand, it would be depressing.
	I just go, why don't you get over it, dude?
	And being black is not being crippled.
	You know, I was thinking today, I'm the victim of the N-word, Nazi.
	That is our N-word.
	And, you know, you've harassed my family, vandalized my car, ostracized my children, destroyed my daughter's social life, banned her from schools when I tried to take her out of school and put her into private school.
	You've destroyed my bank account, put my friends in prison for four years, made it illegal basically for me to hang out with my men's club, my friends, banned me from everything, got me fired from all these different jobs just because of that N-word allegation.
	Yeah, it's completely person a long time ago, Anthony Cumia, we hung out, we had drinks.
	When you had that pussy jack on, whatever, we were trying to make him look like a man.
	I was a guy wearing shower shoes and, you know, because I stepped in human shit on my way there.
	So it's all I had in my luggage because I was visiting from Texas.
	We laughed about it on the show and we drank for like three hours.
	You could have been the nicest person in the world, you know, great guy, great family guy.
	And it's unbelievable that the whole world thinks that you're a Nazi.
	Well, I think it's because I'm a nice guy that they say it's he's too hard to like Richard Spencer, David Duke, they're easy to vilify.
	They look weird.
	They don't have families.
	They're not funny.
	But if I'm saying Trump rocks and you don't need to be ashamed of yourself and their whole narrative is bullshit and it's coming from John Belushi and Animal House, that's fucking dangerous.
	Oh, yeah.
	I remember talking about you like after when I came back from Texas at my job in the same place that's putting, pushing all this shit out.
	And everyone's like, what?
	You shouldn't.
	I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	They also said Beto was a sagger because we were in Texas and some guy had a sticker on his car too.
	And it was during that time when he was running.
	But yeah, I was like, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
	I was like, I'm like, where are you getting information?
	You guys are so fucking stupid.
	You don't read anything.
	And it's, I don't know.
	It's just very gay.
	That's all I have to say.
	It is super gay.
	All right.
	Thanks for coming, buddy.
	It is so good.
	Good to reconnect.
	It's just gay.
	By the way, Ryan and I were having a very intellectual discussion about the word gay the other day.
	And it was based on this cringe video we saw on Cringe Reddit where this guy leaves, it's a voice message he's left on his friend's phone, and they both appear to be 14, 13.
	And it actually sounds to me like a 14-year-old leaving a message on a 13-year-old's phone.
	And he says, you're just jealous of what my guitar hands can do, and you know that they do things that yours will never be able to do.
	So you're gay.
	And then he plays a really shitty Metallica.
	Hey, you're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar and hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life, kid.
	So yeah, you're gay.
	music
	Wait a minute.
	I'm starting to think that's fake.
	Well, like it was set up.
	Just a funny guy.
	Well, they might be on friendly terms, but that's still.
	No.
	Yeah, I kind of get a hilarious message.
	I smelled it a little bit.
	It accidentally ended up on cringe.
	He knows that that.
	He knows that sucks.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But anyway, that doesn't hurt my point.
	The beauty of that little clip is when he says you're gay, that's the way we use you're gay.
	And what you're actually doing is you're hearkening back to your youth when you said stupid shit like that.
	So when you say you're gay, it's like when I as a 49-year-old will say to like baseball dads, dude, did you see Baala?
	Or duh?
	Or one of my boxing buddies the other day, he bit down on his mouth guard so hard that he forgot to breathe and he had a panic attack.
	And he goes, I feel like such a pussy at fighting doc.
	I had a fucking panic attack because I stopped breathing.
	He goes, it's so stupid.
	And then I texted him, it's also gay.
	Now, I don't mean he's a homosexual who sucks dicks.
	I'm taking his pain and his frustration and bringing us both back to when we were 12.
	And that's my way of saying, who cares?
	You know what I mean?
	So it's actually kind of intellectual to say gay because you're being stupid and retarded and brilliant at the same time.
	Yes.
	Right, Ryan?
	Correct.
	It's both retarded and genius at the same time.
	Yes.
	Are you with me?
	And in some ways, they are retarded and in some ways they're geniuses.
	That's what gay is in a nutshell.
	It has so little to do with them.
	Pro-gay.
	Maybe homosexuals are mad because they sense it has nothing to do with them.
	And you're like, stop using my word without thinking about me.
	Sorry, fag.
	You talk like a f ⁇ and your sh ⁇ 's all retarded.
	That's when we had to be censored.
	Ugh.
	We got Nick.
	Hi, Nick.
	I don't know what to drop.
	How's it going?
	What's up, dude?
	So just hanging out in the Gavin McInnes Discord, which is now on riot.
	But I think a lot of us were kind of disappointed that it wasn't going to be Sam Hyde tonight.
	Oh.
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean, I'm sure the Beatles were bummed that Jimi Hendrix doesn't want to play guitar for them.
	But Sam's got his...
	Not that...
	I don't mean to imply that.
	But Sam Hyde isn't a team player.
	He's got his own thing going on, and it's fucking weird.
	Actually, that makes the Jimi Hendrix analogy good, too, because Jimmy was not really a band guy.
	He was like an unconventional solo guy.
	Yeah.
	He's a weirdo.
	And I don't, I mean, maybe we'll merge one day.
	Yeah, I just, I think you would find a lot of support from pretty much everybody in our group if you had that decision.
	Definitely, dude.
	And I've suggested it to him.
	I mean, Ezra Levant worked his ass off to get Sam Hyde on.
	And the numbers just kept going up, up, up, up, up until it was just ridiculous.
	I want him on it.
	He's funny.
	He's a funny man.
	But is there a civil war between the subscribers of the show here where some are going to the new Discord and some are going to gavinmckinnis.win?
	Dude, Discord is fucked.
	Like, Discord is fucking over with.
	I know, but aren't there two new things and they're competing?
	The main one, as far as I'm concerned, maybe I don't know the whole scoop, is on riot.im.
	And it's nearly as good as Discord, but no censorship.
	So you don't go to GavinMcInnis.win?
	I haven't, but maybe I'll think about it.
	Maybe you'll think about it.
	Wow.
	That's quite a commitment.
	Hey, I have everything I need here on Riot.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's basically at the Reddit.
	There's still, when both things existed, I still went to the Reddit, and then I would also go to the Discord department.
	Well, let's see the Riot.im.
	That one?
	How do we get there?
	That's a good question.
	Well, we got the guy.
	I can maybe send Ryan the link or something.
	Okay.
	I think I got...
	It's kind of tricky, but I can send you the link in the email.
	You click on the link.
	I think Napalm is still the administrator.
	Okay.
	It's very similar to Discord.
	Everything's encrypted, so it's a little safer.
	It's a little boomer unfriendly, but I was able to figure it out.
	Cool.
	All right, cool.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	And they're all asking for Ryan to do the Buffalo Bill impression.
	Oh, thanks, guys.
	All right.
	Bye.
	All right, do it, motherfucker.
	Would you fuck me?
	I don't even do a Buffalo Bill impression.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, is that like a new gag?
	I don't know.
	Because that was our gag in high school.
	We'd always say, oh, my God, do your Garfield.
	And the other guy, then the you guy would go, I don't, I don't know.
	I was like, you stop.
	Stop being such a chicken.
	He always does.
	They're going to love it.
	I don't do a Garfield.
	I'm going to fucking kill you if you deny this one more time.
	This always happens.
	You deny it.
	And then you finally do it and everyone screams.
	And you start getting angry.
	You're like, dude, do it.
	Well, that's a victory if the guy gets mad.
	Oh, I see.
	You get mad because he's not doing it.
	But if the guy gets mad, it's also awesome.
	And then what would sometimes happen is the guy would go, my only way out of this shit is to do a Garfield.
	So he'd be like, oh, I hate Mondays.
	And then everyone would go, and move on to a new subject.
	We should do now.
	We got Joshua talking about motorcycles.
	Go ahead there, Joshua.
	Hey, how's it going?
	How's it going, eh?
	Yeah, like Gavin for introducing me to motorcycles because I keep giving rides to five out of tens, and they won't leave me alone now because they like the feeling.
	Yep, it sends a good message.
	And it's not just their clit vibrating, it's that they're hugging you.
	And they better keep hugging you or they will die.
	100%.
	They feel safe in my arms.
	And I don't even have abs, man.
	They're just grabbing onto my fat rolls.
	Yeah, I can't tell if you're Making fun of me or not, but I don't care because I believe this to be true.
	Oh no, I'm being authentic here.
	I can't get these girls to leave me alone.
	But, anyways, I was wondering: is it gay to have other people work on your bike and your cars?
	It was in the 80s when it was pretty easy to figure out yourself.
	But it's definitely not gay to have your car worked on.
	I mean, when I open my BMW, it's all locked.
	Like, you can't even see the engine.
	Same with the new Lexus.
	It's just sealed.
	So, but it is a little bit gay.
	Here's what, here, okay, let's define the parameters.
	If when you YouTube the repair, it looks like a fucking nightmare, you're allowed to send it to a mechanic.
	For example, my bike right now, if I indicate left, it just, it does hazards.
	And so I looked it up on YouTube and it's like, today we're going to show you what to do when both your signals go off at the same time when you try to indicate.
	Now, first we're going to, and I looked at it, it was like 40 minutes of this spaghetti ball of wires.
	And I was like, I'm out.
	I'll rather pay $120 to have some dude do this.
	So if it looks doable on YouTube, you have to do it yourself.
	Also, I know you got to try Bonneville.
	Do you have one of the newer fuel-injected ones, or you have a carbureted one?
	Yeah.
	I have a...
	I think it's a...
	What year?
	I think I have a...
	97...
	I think I have a 97.
	Okay, so it's carbureted, but it's not one of the old ones from the 60s and 70s.
	No, no, of course not.
	No, no, but it's designed to look like that.
	This particular model was like a homage to the old days.
	Yeah, I had a 2013.
	It looked exactly like the 97, the ones from the early 2000s.
	Those were carbureted.
	Mine was fuel-injected.
	It had a fake float bowl, a fake carburetor on it.
	It looked super funny, but yeah.
	I've never heard about those.
	That's such a weird thing to do.
	Does mine have a fake carburetor?
	Yeah, instead of a choke.
	Yeah, instead of the choke, it was like an idle control.
	So basically, it was a cruise control.
	I could use it as a cruise control as I'm going like 30 miles an hour, and it'll keep it at 30.
	Right, but they say that my choke is fake, but it's very clear when I start it, if I pull out the choke, I get a much higher rev. If yours is a 97, it's definitely a carbureted model.
	I think they started the fuel injection in 2008.
	All right.
	Okay, we're boring the chicks on the show, but I actually find that very interesting.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Okay, thank you.
	One thing I would add to that caller's point is if you don't need like a 1200 Harley to get pussy, and this is what I kept trying to say to Rat, the fucking guy who started the Proud Boys by being such a pussy that it drove us all insane.
	You can have a 50cc thing.
	Like when you think about when you're a young man going to parties and stuff, you're not on the fucking I-95 for three hours.
	You're like going from Joey Delvecchio's house to Martin Scrubble's house.
	They're like three miles apart.
	That probably vibrates the clip more.
	That's what it sounds like, too.
	I have a tip.
	Somebody asks you some question about motorcycles and you don't know what it is, you say, I don't know what it's called, but I know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life.
	Raising variable motorcycle danger.
	Thank you, Ryan, for that.
	Okay.
	Safe haven cases.
	Is that it?
	Hello?
	Oh, MD.
	How?
	How weird.
	Because you said you're boring the chicks on the show.
	But yeah, my dad built and rode Harley's for like $6.50.
	And yeah, it's a little gay if you don't know how to work on your own bike.
	I'll take that.
	I'll take that hit.
	I'll take that on the chin.
	We've had you before, right?
	Sorry.
	Yeah.
	Cases.
	So my sister told me this story.
	A patient of hers said that her daughter went to go get COVID testing with her friend, and they checked in, and the line was so long that they just ended up leaving because it was taking hours.
	Then they got a call later saying that they tested positive and they didn't even get tested.
	That's amazing.
	Yeah, dude.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, so what is America up to?
	120,000 now?
	Something crazy.
	What do you guess it really is?
	Just go with you, Dad.
	Don't worry.
	Shit, maybe like what number did you say?
	20?
	No, this is...
	It's nothing like what they're saying, but it's still a doozy of a flu season.
	I think it's 80.
	It's less to 150?
	So they say 150?
	I think it's half that.
	Damn.
	I don't know.
	Hey, can I also get a personal first question?
	Yes, you may.
	And ended up, she's like sneaking around behind my back with my older brother.
	Wait, who is?
	Who is?
	My best friend.
	And I have a friend, Kaylee, who listens to the show, and she said that she has no self-control, this girl who lied to me about sleeping with my older brother and stuff.
	And I should just dump her.
	But then I look on the internet, and it says you Can't control who people are dating and stuff.
	So, what's your take?
	Should I be mad that she lied and was sleeping with my older brother?
	No, you're clearly very sensitive about it, so maybe she should have lied.
	You know, before social media and all this, you would talk to people and you'd say, How did you meet your wife?
	And he goes, Oh, especially in Europe.
	I always ask Europeans, and they go, Well, she was my best friend's sister.
	We had a lot in common.
	I mean, you know, you like your best friend, and his sister is basically him with tits in a vagina, so it's a good pair-up.
	I think that you should mine your own beeswax and let them procreate.
	Unless you like your brother or something.
	There's some girls that are jealous about their mother.
	I mean, there's something wrong about it.
	It's kind of like she was in my home and she was like, you know, just saying, no, we're not doing anything.
	And then later.
	She's clearly really sensitive about it.
	So she didn't want to fuck it up.
	It's been like three days.
	So what?
	Oh, my God.
	She lied to me about sex.
	Sex, it's none of your fucking business.
	That's hurtful.
	You want to hurt me today.
	Yeah, I know.
	I did it on purpose.
	All right, thank you.
	You have and leave your poor brother and his girlfriend alone.
	Jesus, it's so hard to get laid these days.
	You'd think you would, when someone finally figured it out, help guide it in.
	Come here, bro, bro.
	How dare you fuck my brother?
	What do you want me to do with him?
	Gus.
	What up, Gus?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hi, so I was calling.
	I met like an hour out of Seattle, and you said that we should just let these protests continue to go on because it's going to show the left how crazy and how insane they are.
	But it doesn't seem to be working.
	I have a friend who just became a teacher.
	She's from the same area.
	I didn't know that she was crazy or whatever, but her best friend was a police officer.
	And I say was because the guy was shot and killed by a black crackhead when he was doing like a routine stop on somebody.
	And then this girl still continues to like post up on social media and say all this nonsense about racism when like one of her best friends murdered.
	Do you bring that up with her?
	Yeah.
	It's like, I don't know.
	It's just non-stop dogma with her and everybody else.
	And they all just keep repeating the same talking points, but all have like real life experiences that would prove the other.
	And they continue to just keep plowing through and not making sense of anything.
	I love how their new thing is read a book.
	You need to read a book about white fragility.
	And you're like, can I read a book like Pat Buchanan's The Unnecessary War?
	Can I read that?
	No, no, no.
	It's got to be Taneshi Coates.
	Oh, so basically a fictional version of the same bullshit claptrap you're spouting at me right now.
	Yeah, she told me she just picked up The New Jim Crow, and I should really read it to understand what's going on.
	The new Jim Crow.
	And I was just like, yeah, I got it.
	Wrong.
	Yeah, thanks a lot.
	Well, I would argue that that woman is irreparable.
	And when she starts saying all this dumb shit, people around her that used to listen to her, sane people, and again, all we can hope for is the sane people.
	So I'm hoping the sane people see that, see her throw her dead cop friend under the bus and go, all right, I'm done listening to these motherfuckers.
	It's time to get real.
	Yeah, my brother-in-law, he's an engineer for Amazon, and he knows how I think politically, so he always tries to get me with these little subtle jabs, you know?
	And somehow the concept of theft came up, and he said that, well, now being a thief can lead to greater things in life because Trump stole his whole life and he became president.
	And he stole his whole life because his dad loaned him money or gave him money?
	No, he doesn't back anything up with any facts or anything.
	He just spouts this out and then waits for you to have something to come back.
	But when it's like so ridiculous, you just sit and stare at him and go, what the fuck do I do with this?
	Stole his whole life.
	Why don't you steal your whole life if it's so easy?
	Is that why he's not as rich as Trump?
	Because he's so moral that he doesn't steal?
	Is that what's holding everyone back from being as rich as Trump?
	Just not taking the gold bars that are sitting right there that aren't yours?
	Wrong.
	Yeah, I mean, Seattle has gone down the drain pretty quick.
	Well, I had friends from New York who moved there recently, and I was checking, and our kids are friends, and I was checking on her fucking Instagram recently, and it's like she joined a cult.
	Like, she's just gone.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, it's really strange how they all just continue to just keep running with it and jumping with this same narrative with nothing to back it up.
	Communism is a faith.
	It's a religion.
	And you can't convince someone to stop their faith.
	Facts don't stop faith.
	So communism is the new Christianity in their world.
	But more people die.
	All right, thanks for calling, man.
	All right, we got Joe.
	Joe.
	Yo, Gaze.
	Yo, what's up, SA?
	Hey, man.
	So, when are you going to do some skits?
	When are we going to do some kid fucking?
	Skits, fuck.
	Oh.
	Yo.
	Skits, man.
	Damn it, bro.
	Yeah, I got to get on that.
	I'm sorry.
	You know, I can do two things a day, I've learned over the years.
	And boxing is the morning, and then this show is the rest of the day.
	And then I have a few other errands and stuff.
	And the idea of like also shooting a sketch, when I would do sketches with the Rooster and stuff, we got like 15 grand and had like 10 days and nothing else to do.
	They're not easy to pull off, these things.
	What guys, though?
	What?
	Like, you have Ryan, you have...
	I mean, I don't obviously like Biggs in Florida, but I feel like those guys do skits too.
	Steven Crowder?
	No, Biggs.
	Biggs in Florida to do skits and stuff like that.
	Biggs and Ryan.
	Oh, me and Biggs?
	You know, I've been meaning to want to...
	You don't have to do it together.
	We could, though.
	But to film him.
	The thing is, I don't know who he's got to film, so I think, you know, it would be good for me to film and edit it.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks.
	We'll get on that.
	Yeah, I've been meaning to do that.
	He wanted to go on a hunting trip.
	I thought that would have been great.
	Yeah, I got fired.
	You're on the line.
	My brother Ryan, best open yet, man.
	I love when you guys let that bumper run.
	Wednesday!
	Wednesdays do not have to compete with Crowder.
	Anyways, I got fired.
	I got in trouble.
	I'm still brave, and I've been scrapping for a long time, so I'll never stop fighting.
	But I called a local politician, you know, a radical atheist, feminist, you know, one of the believes that you can abort a baby on its due date because it's my body, my choice.
	Right.
	And she was tweeting stuff like Jesus fucking Christ all the time.
	And I just think as an elected official, I'm not, you know, disrespected as a Christian.
	I don't care about all that much, but I think it's disrespectful of people's all faith.
	So anyways, I got online, I did a little skit one night, had a few drinks, and I, you know, I, I said something unkind.
	I said basically this.
	Why do you hate all Christians?
	I mean, we built your fucking society, you dumb fucking cunt.
	So a month later, I get a call from local media, and it makes like the headlines in my town because nothing's going on.
	I'm like, whatever.
	Todd Castor says bad thing about local politician or whatever.
	And so I took 30 days of hate mail on social media beatings.
	But then I get a Facebook request from a guy that used to watch my Terminated YouTube channel where I promoted you quite a bit and who turned into a sub for censor.tv and dude built me a pirate ship with like in 18 hours.
	He's got the, out of love, he's got a template up, whatever.
	We're ready to go.
	So I owe that kind of to you.
	I thank you very much.
	Wait, who is this?
	Are you the guy that thought he was marrying that chick?
	Yeah, it's Jim.
	Oh, yeah.
	I love you, Claudia.
	Sorry, hashtag Claudia.
	I forgot to say that right off the bat.
	Oh, fuck.
	Are you still under the impression you're marrying this girl?
	Well, dude, COVID hit.
	I got to give you an update every time on this.
	Yeah, because I don't think.
	I'm going to meet her this summer.
	I'm going to meet her this summer, yeah.
	I'm going to meet her this summer.
	Long-distance relationship, brother.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah, I think I saw you a 90-day fiancé.
	You put a leather jacket on, a long leather jacket.
	Yeah, you're in Austria right now.
	Yeah, is it she in Ukraine?
	Is this David?
	Nice fake hair.
	Yeah.
	Nice wig, David.
	So what's the name of your site?
	Jim.
	What's that?
	Oh, yeah, true.tube.
	And I owe it to the guy that built the site.
	He's a fan of yours through me and kind of like he picked the name.
	So I don't know, T-R-E-W.tube.
	It's not ready to go.
	I just threw a bunch of links up.
	All my shit was on YouTube, so it's gone.
	I still got my library's basically on iTunes, the greatest history of stuff I've done.
	Thanks for coming.
	Yeah, fuck.
	They really killed me with the YouTube termination.
	He doesn't love me.
	Later, man.
	Yeah, here's his thingy.
	Okay.
	Funk it up.
	Funk it up.
	True.
	T-R-E-W.
	Okay.tube.
	All right, that's good.
	That looks like it.
	It looks pretty good.
	All right.
	We got, let's see here.
	Dana.
	It's getting hot in here, huh?
	Or is it just Suit Boy over here?
	Dana.
	I thought you were Puerto Rican.
	I thought you'd like this shit.
	No, but it is, you know, I could live.
	But Dana here's got a problem with relations.
	What's up, Danes?
	Dana, 10 minutes left.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	Oh, there she is.
	Hi, Dana.
	And Dana?
	Hi, can you hear me?
	Yeah, yeah.
	What's up, Dan?
	It sounds like your phone's up your ass.
	Is there a way that you could uncover the...
	I keep putting my phone in my ass.
	I like when it vibrates, but then people can't hear.
	Sorry.
	Is that better?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so short version.
	I met this guy a year ago.
	He started dating.
	I met him on a business trip, and we started a long-distance relationship.
	Great.
	I, you know, totally invested.
	He was totally invested.
	I have an 18-month-old son.
	He would come down all the time.
	What happened to that baby daddy?
	I found out that he was unfaithful a couple days after I gave birth to my son, so I packed up all his shit and that was the end of that.
	Damn.
	What a loser.
	Where are you?
	In Florida.
	Huh.
	What was his ethnicity?
	The act Irish.
	The baby daddy Irish.
	Huh.
	I was going to say Cuban.
	And does he feel like shit and like keep calling you and saying, I'm fucking sorry, by the way?
	I'm Cuban.
	He's Irish.
	Yeah, I mean, he's totally, I don't know what we're talking about him, but he's, yeah, he's sorry, I guess, and, you know, wanted to work it out and things like that.
	But I guess he just, I don't know, that's one of the boundaries that, you know, was it like a blowjob in a bathroom or was it like an affair?
	So those are two extremes.
	I would say it was somewhere in between.
	From what I gathered from my investigative, you know, work, it was like a tour, or it was like a tour, a three-week thing, and then he cut it off.
	And then like her friend, how I found out is because her friend started blowing up his own.
	Like, how can you do this to my friend?
	You just disappear, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And that was that.
	That doesn't sound like it's bad enough to like take away a kid's father, especially if he stopped.
	No, I don't think, I mean, it's not bad to take away the child's father.
	I didn't take the father away from the child.
	I took the father away from me.
	You could still be a father, just not.
	No, that's not a real father, though.
	That's just a cool uncle.
	I think you two should reconcile.
	I think you can work it out.
	No, I promise you I can't.
	I promise you you can't.
	Come on.
	No.
	He broke it off with her.
	I'm sorry?
	He broke it off with her.
	Look, he got really horny.
	You'd been pregnant for nine months.
	He fucked up.
	He's sorry.
	He cheated on me while I was pregnant, and that's not only disgusting, but an absolute breach of everything, I believe in.
	Yes, it's really, really bad.
	But we all make terrible mistakes.
	Forgiveness will make you stronger for this.
	We know the guy.
	It's me.
	I'm sorry.
	No, you're just going to show up at our house and be like, hi, remember me?
	Okay, so let's pretend that what he did was much worse and it's irreconcilable.
	What's your question?
	You want to date Blazians or something?
	Not quite.
	So my question is that I started a relationship without really intending to get into a relationship.
	I was just, I guess, trying to have a fling while I was out of town.
	I was in New York.
	And I ended up seriously being in a relationship with this, you know, this guy, older guy.
	And like I said, he's great with my son.
	He has a daughter.
	I mean, we were just in a very, very committed relationship.
	And about three weeks ago, I lost my shit a little bit and texted some really fucked up things.
	And I called the next day.
	I tried to apologize.
	I didn't text him.
	My kid's better than yours.
	I didn't hear.
	Your kid sucks?
	No, I didn't hear from him the day before.
	So I text him to go fuck his delusional self.
	Seems like you're looking for the week.
	You're looking for forgiveness.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm starting to figure out what this Irish guy had in mind when he said, this is not for me.
	So you need forgiveness now.
	Maybe you're a nut.
	What?
	Maybe you're a nut.
	How am I a nut?
	I don't know.
	Like, this guy, this dumb Irishman fucked up, and that's the end of that.
	And then you get another guy, some Blasian dude, and you lose your shit on him because he's late on a callback.
	One thing I will concede, though, is I think he was late because he was fucking around.
	He was what?
	He didn't call you back because he was fucking around.
	Ooh.
	But you weren't pregnant this time.
	Okay.
	So it's for you.
	That's just the way it is.
	I mean, if a guy's in love, he can't wait to talk to her, and he tries to keep it down to like twice a day if he can.
	But how long had it been?
	No, we had just talked that same day.
	He was with his daughter.
	I mean, it wasn't.
	That's not what I'm concerned about.
	If you flipped out on him, he was like, what, a few hours late on a callback?
	No, he didn't call me that night, and he called me every single night, and he was with his daughter.
	So he missed one night.
	Correct.
	You got a lot of rules, lady.
	Geez.
	cheating on me while I'm pregnant.
	How's a guy supposed to cheat on you if he has to call you every night?
	I don't understand.
	No, Ryan's kidding.
	No way, but listen to this.
	So what's your question?
	Like, how do I get him back after being a crazy bitch?
	No, no.
	My question is to, yeah, well, that's one.
	But the second part is, I don't know if I'm being tracked because he, I apologize.
	I called him back.
	He doesn't call.
	He doesn't answer.
	I mean, very, the longest we've ever been without talking.
	It's been over two weeks.
	He called me this Sunday and he said some random colleague's address.
	Okay.
	He said, I'm only going to tell you one thing.
	You figure out the rest.
	The world's smaller than you think.
	And he gives me a random, one Of my colleagues, a male colleague's address that he's been, you know, uncomfortable about.
	Did you ever fuck that guy?
	No.
	Promise?
	Swear on your baby's life?
	I mean no, none of that.
	Don't swear on your baby's life that you didn't fuck this guy.
	Never.
	I never have.
	I never would.
	No, no.
	I wouldn't cross off.
	Never would swear.
	Okay.
	Yeah, wait, wait.
	Don't try to finangle the verbiage here.
	We said, swear on your baby's life you never fucked this co-worker.
	I just, I hate swearing, but I guess if I have to, I would swear on my child's life.
	I have never seen it.
	So what's happened is he went on your phone.
	He went on your phone and he saw you making some joke with that guy, like, you shower and I'll show her.
	And he got so paranoid.
	He's like, she's fucking him.
	But I looked everywhere on my phone.
	I even fucking called Apple.
	It's been almost two hours and I dispeled the whole, you know, okay, he's not tracking me or it doesn't seem like he's tracking me on my phone.
	There's no device connected to my iCloud.
	Like, what the fuck?
	How does he know that I was there?
	Wait, that you were there?
	Yeah.
	Oh, so you were at.
	So you were at the co-worker's house?
	Of course.
	We work together.
	Absolutely.
	Let's face it.
	We're in the middle of a pandemic.
	We can't go to the office.
	You know, people come to my house.
	I go to their house.
	I mean, it's not a big deal.
	This is getting interesting.
	So it's possible that he has a thing on your car.
	No, I took an Uber.
	Oh.
	My car's in the shop.
	Maybe is he logged into your Uber?
	Because you can totally see.
	Yeah, you can totally see the.
	Or what about there must have been texts like, okay, I'll be over in 10 minutes.
	All right, well, I'm actually make it 20 because I'm finishing my laundry.
	There was none of that?
	I mean, yeah, no, there were texts, but I'm telling you, I called Apple, and I've learned so much about this whole fucking tracking thing and encryption and all this shit.
	And they've assured me that there's no device connected to my account.
	How the fuck did you get through to Apple?
	Yeah, I can't.
	Well, if you're worried about it.
	He's saying I called Google and they said, don't worry about it, Gavin.
	Yeah, can you tell Jeff Bezos I've been waiting on an Amazon technology?
	Can you call Google and tell them to fuck off from me?
	And while you're at it, tell YouTube to suck a dick and tell Twitter that it can eat my shorts.
	Whoa, whoa.
	I'm sorry.
	I've been drinking and it's just flying off the handle.
	Holy moly.
	All right.
	Well, I think you should get your original Irishman back and stop hanging out with people who track your phone.
	Yeah, old spies.
	We like you more than a friend, and thank you for calling.
	It's a pretty good drawing you got there.
	No, I'm not happy with it.
	Wait, let me see.
	Wait, let's go back to the drawing cam.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, wow.
	Look at that.
	Yeah, I use a lot of shading.
	That's amazing.
	Thanks.
	I'm really getting good at shading.
	Especially when I use my brown and yellow crayons.
	No, this was today's drawing.
	The only thing I'm happy about is the way I drew you.
	Oh.
	Let me see.
	Oh, wait, it's no longer like...
	Is that on autofocus?
	It's not.
	Oh, okay.
	Put it on autofocus.
	So let's...
	That's fucking cool.
	I made it like Joe Cola.
	And then if you get really close, you can see that I really...
	That looks like shit.
	I look like shit.
	No, you look like you.
	You have terrible teeth.
	Your hair is ridiculous.
	I have my shirt.
	I have a weird plantation aboriginal nose.
	That is the outfit I was wearing the other day.
	I memorized it.
	Yeah.
	Well, thanks for that, I guess.
	Not so much for everything else about it.
	But a viewer sent this in.
	This is pretty cool.
	That's really good.
	Isn't it?
	It's one of the best Photoshops I've seen in a while.
	We haven't covered any news today.
	So Stefan Moligna kicked off Twitter.
	Roger Stone kicked off Instagram.
	Wait, why are you in the foreground?
	I'm Indiana fucking Jones.
	That's the gag.
	Not the owner of the fag zone.
	There is no owner of the fag zone.
	Decoding the symbos and being good at being good at it, if you will.
	It's H.E. Pennywhacker on Twitter.
	He did a great job.
	And then there's some subtext.
	Oh, I got Ryan and the meme crusade.
	And wait, I'm covering the bottom right.
	That's Biden.
	Oh, those are bad guys.
	Milo and Biden.
	Pretty good.
	Pretty, yeah.
	By the way, guys, hangovers at the gym suck, especially when someone's punching you in the head.
	I like to hydrate in between my bourbons.
	So you should make a rule for yourself at home that says, I may not have another hard liquor until I finish my meat and potatoes.
	As they say in the movie Pink Floyd the Wall, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
	You need to pay your dues.
	One of these for one of these.
	Never two of these in a row.
	You're fucking a white male!
	You're a white man!
	Veteran.
	VA pains.
	Wazzaaa!
	Wazzaaaaa!
	Hello.
	Action piece.
	How's it going, eh?
	Hello.
	Hello, fellow veteran.
	So I got a kind of a long story that I'm going to keep pretty short here.
	I've got a long story that I'm going to keep pretty short.
	I saw the Outpost last night with Clint Eastwood's son, and it is so fucking intense.
	My hair came off my head.
	I had to get a hair transplant last night and put it back in.
	It is so fucking realistic, so true that when I talk to vets now, we're bros.
	Like, I've been there, dude.
	We're friends.
	Anyway, fellow vet, what is your story?
	So, uh.
	Wait, what battalion were you?
	I'm sorry?
	What battalion were you?
	Oh, I've fucking stolen Valor.
	I'm sorry for that.
	No, I was a combat engineer in the Marines, first combat engineer battalion.
	And how many times, where were you deployed?
	Who was your sergeant?
	I went to Afghanistan once, and my sergeant was some fucking chink bastard.
	You went to Afghanistan once?
	Dude, I saw the outpost, and I saw Saving Private Ryan while stoned.
	Oh, fuck, that fucking outpost movie.
	I worked with one of the guys who was actually there at that fucking outpost.
	You know what's amazing about that movie?
	About three of the dudes in it were the dudes.
	Like, they were there.
	They used, it's a Clean Eastwood thing where he uses the guys that were there.
	Three of the actors were fucking there.
	Yeah.
	And I'm sorry to interrupt you all this.
	I don't mean to be disrespectful.
	Thank you.
	You're disrupting valor.
	You're disrupting valor.
	I'm disrupting valor.
	I've talked to other vets.
	Like, this fucking outpost was in the center of a mountainous region.
	Like, talk about spitting ducks.
	And you go, oh, that must have been a glitch or something.
	No, I've talked to other vets where they get to the outpost and it was in, like, they described it as a vagina in between spread legs.
	And they're just like, what the fuck am I doing here?
	Caverns are at the top of a mountain.
	Yeah, none of it makes sense over there.
	Okay, sorry.
	I'm sorry to interrupt so many times.
	Go ahead.
	No worries.
	So I was using my GI Bill to go to school to become a commercial pilot, not leech off the government and society, get a good career.
	But my school lost its accreditation in 2016 when I first came up here during the whole election thing.
	And I'm from Boston originally, and I'm living in Portland, Oregon now, stuck over here in Portland, Oregon.
	But I'm saving money to go to a different school.
	What happened was the school took a bunch of Chinese students from China.
	So they get all that fucking Chinese money.
	And me being the straight white male that I was, going to Portland Community College to ask for help is fucking getting nowhere fast.
	So a bunch of us are working on a lawsuit to get out of here.
	But I mean, I see all these kids complaining about wanting free school and fucking all that shit and crying, fucking up the tree.
	But in the end, fucking, you never get what you want.
	Government always gets what they want first.
	Yeah.
	So wait a minute.
	I don't understand.
	You had a scholarship kind of a thing?
	The GI bill?
	When you go into the military, you get the GI bill, which is they basically give you free college.
	Yes, how do you get free with that?
	I didn't know they could take that away from you.
	No, they didn't.
	I still have it, but that particular school.
	Yeah, the school lost their accreditation, and there's not a lot of schools in the country, so I can't just go to the next town over and go to flight school there.
	So I've just been saving up money working for a cool company.
	They're getting really supportive, saving up money to go to school.
	How did they lose their accreditation?
	Somewhere fucking out.
	How did they lose their little buzz?
	They took on too many Chinese students and a bunch of veterans were falling behind.
	Like we had to get ratings, like we had to try for ratings multiple times and then it was just leeching money.
	So they investigated the school because we were taking courses more than once.
	Oh, so the Chinese were incompetent.
	No.
	No.
	They're not very competent.
	But anyway, I mean, everybody complains about the VA and the medical system and how they're not taking care of vets, but it starts with the education.
	That's the first thing you do when you get out is try to go to school so you don't have to get that VA education.
	You can get a good job and get your own health insurance.
	But we're more concerned about the medical stuff.
	And, you know, I just trying to get out anywhere I can to get in the ear of Trump or any politician really to help fix the VA education system.
	As a whole, that's the real fucking mess.
	Okay, I know I'm pissing off our subscribers here, but so the school's downfall was taking in these Chinese students and giving them, or just taking them in without worrying about their talents because they were getting money?
	Basically, they kind of pyramid schemed themselves where they were taking in students to pay for other students, and the veterans weren't paying as much as the Chinese students, so naturally you take in whoever pays more.
	So their graduation rate plummeted?
	I mean, for the Chinese students, it's been pretty level, but for the veterans, it got ridiculous.
	When I started, there was 90 guys, and when I finished, there was three of us.
	I'm almost at my commercial rating, so it'll be easy for me, but it just really sucks that a whole bunch of these guys dropped out on their dreams just because...
	I'm so fucking dumb.
	But I have trouble trying to understand how the Chinese ruined the school.
	Because it was like...
	Their marks were too high and no one could compete?
	They cost less.
	Right.
	They said it cost less to...
	The Chinese were paying, and the VA wasn't really paying.
	It was like the GI bill.
	So they'd rather go with the Chinese.
	But how does that ruin the school?
	Oh, they lose their VA accreditation.
	I'm very sorry that I didn't fucking understand that.
	Okay, so then the VA goes, not enough vets are graduating.
	We're not giving you money anymore.
	Yeah, and it stranded a bunch of us up here.
	And we've been trying to do lawsuits and get politicians' attention just to kind of see if we can get time back on our GI bill.
	but it's fucking falling on deaf ears.
	And so we're doing the lawsuit thing and trying to get some attention that way, but most of us are just finishing it up with whatever money we have.
	You know, it doesn't feel very American to be litigious.
	We're not lawfare kind of a people, but they left us no other choice.
	So now I'm like suing everyone.
	Sue everyone.
	Yeah, I mean, after watching all your content, sometimes you got to be litigious to get what you deserve.
	They left us no choice.
	We'd rather fist fight, but the left has no choice.
	All right, thanks for calling, ma'am.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you.
	Do you ever see that Kirby enthusiasm where everyone thanks the vet for his service?
	I think Larry David is like, duh.
	Yes.
	It's not, it's less funny because it's a Jew.
	It's one of the little Jew who hates Trump and probably does hate the military.
	But if it was someone who was normal and like was a Trump supporter and he was like me, I would be funnier, Kirby Enthusiasm.
	If I was like, you had enough thank yous.
	I actually have been cracking down on thank yous recently.
	Like my fucking wife, we go to some Mexican place and she's like, okay, can we can we just get waters first?
	Yeah, your waters?
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Gets the water.
	Thank you.
	Okay, and the cutlery.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Right, right, right.
	And then she brings the like free shit, the dip with the tortillas.
	Thank you.
	Thanks.
	She's like, you're welcome.
	It's a black woman.
	She's like, you're welcome.
	Probably not used to hearing thank you so much, like in her community.
	And she's like, you're welcome.
	You're welcome.
	And it's thank you.
	You're welcome.
	Thank you.
	You're welcome.
	And again, it's sort of getting like New York Times in.
	It seems like we're pandering.
	And I said, with the waitress there, I said, honey, how about, I'm sure the waitress is fine with this, at the end of the dinner, we say thank you for all everything.
	The water, the tortillas, the guacamole, when you brought the actual order, when you brought an extra chair, everything you've done tonight.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	We could do two.
	And then I'll tip you two.
	The tip is a thank you in and of itself.
	If no one says thank you and there's a shitty tip, that's a fuck you.
	If no one says thank you and there's a big tip, it just means I'm not a thank you guy.
	Yeah, I've been wrestling with that my whole life.
	That's a good idea.
	You know, Mike, I won't say his last name, but our friend who lives near me, he says I should say thank you after every beer.
	Can I get another bud?
	That feels different.
	Thank you I'd do it But I've been watching a lot of No, that's our deal.
	When I walk in the bar, I'm Gavin McInnis.
	I'm probably going to have about four buds.
	Yeah.
	So when I go, can I...
	I do my new invention that I invented, which I highly recommend.
	It's this.
	That means you're done with that beer.
	Now, when the bartender scopes the bar, he sees Gavin with an empty beer far away from him.
	Budweisers are opaque brown.
	So I don't want him to have to come over and like look and gauge or see when I last sipped it.
	I go like that.
	I'm clearly done.
	Right.
	And then he just goes, Gary, I think you know who I'm talking about.
	Yeah.
	Someone you should know is a single man.
	Wait, what?
	That's kind of gay.
	What the fuck?
	I mean, he's a bartender.
	It's a bar right near our studio.
	Right, I know.
	You should be going there regularly, meeting people.
	He's playing Grandpa Solitaire.
	Oh, yeah.
	You literally are playing Grandpa Solitaire.
	Are there seats available?
	Is it outdoor?
	Yes.
	It's been open for weeks, you guys.
	I don't believe it.
	I don't even drink anymore, so I drink sometimes.
	Well, then drink bud.
	That's not booze.
	This is water.
	I stay hydrated.
	This is booze.
	All right, we're way over here.
	So true.
	So we're going to do one more.
	Oh, wait, we got this clip.
	If you want to.
	Happy cup, everybody.
	Oh, my baby.
	This is actually one of the few jokes, liberal Jewishness kind of.
	So this is our friend Richard Lewis.
	Thank you for your service, bro.
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you.
	And our neighbors, Leslie and John.
	What a hero you are.
	Thank you for your service.
	Oh, thank you.
	The real heroes are still there, but I appreciate it.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you.
	Grateful nation.
	And this is our friend Larry.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Nice to meet you.
	Um, yeah, it's, uh...
	Richard Lewis is first one.
	Thank you for your service, bro.
	You didn't thank him for his service, asshole.
	They thanked him.
	Three people thanked him.
	Why do I have to thank him?
	How hard would it have been?
	Thank you for your service.
	Does everybody have to thank him for your service?
	Now you've ruined everything, Larry.
	I'm making all this delicious salmon, and the whole night is ruined.
	Are you still taking that?
	Yes.
	Would you mind boiling mine?
	Get out.
	That face?
	Get the fuck out.
	Leave.
	Okay.
	Thank you for serving real dirt.
	Thank you for being a very good manager.
	Thank you for coming over in this brisk weather.
	That's one great thing about being old.
	You get to this Larry David age.
	Like, this real estate woman I was talking to today, she's like, she was talking earlier about how she has no filter in her mouth.
	And she's like, I like Emily more than you about my wife.
	And I was like, yep, I understand that.
	That makes perfect sense.
	That's great.
	Like, the last thing that would do would offend me in a million years.
	I'd rather hear that than feel it.
	Yeah.
	In every little bit.
	If I were you, I would like my wife more than me, too.
	Like at one point, that means I kind of like you.
	I was walking around this property and she's like, I'm going to go back inside.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm going back inside.
	And I was like, don't care.
	That's beautiful.
	That's invention of lying type shit right there.
	Is this Armory?
	Molly.
	Hello?
	Molly?
	Hi, Molly.
	Molly.
	Talk together about black people.
	Are you Jimmy Tammo's wife?
	No, I'm a 19-year-old girl.
	No, she exists.
	Get it?
	All right.
	First of all, Gavin, I'm going to call you out.
	You are what we Zoomers like to call a simp for any middle-aged sounding brown woman.
	You just talk to that Cuban lady for like 10 minutes.
	And you give everybody else like a minute or two of max.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling.
	But wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Let me explain my, at least with that particular one, I wanted them to get back together.
	I hate the way women with young babies are like, ah, you farted, you're done.
	I mean, okay.
	Say what you want.
	And you didn't know she was kidding.
	And a simp wants to fuck the girl.
	I clearly don't want to fuck her.
	And third, third, when female callers come on the show, I want to give them more attention because I feel like it's a demographic we're lacking.
	Every single one of us knows you're a horn dog.
	You'll fuck anything won't move.
	And he's just like, ew, an old creepy man laugh.
	Ew, ew, it's so true.
	Ew.
	Okay, so I was watching your video yesterday about the BLM people blocking the white lady and her kids from going into church.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I actually saw that video before.
	And if you listen closely, they're actually blaming her for like exposing her kids to Corona.
	And they're like, how dare you take your child into a church with Corona going on?
	But, you know, protests don't do anything right.
	So are non-retarded white men going to stand up anytime soon?
	Because it doesn't seem like that's ever going to happen.
	Yeah, like, aren't they exposing themselves to Corona being at this rally where they insult Christians and attack women?
	No, it's Black Lives Matter.
	They're immune to Corona.
	Corona's liberal.
	Yeah, I hated how they had, like, god damn it.
	You know, Britain has been severely cucked, but the ones that are left are ready to rumble.
	It's not the majority.
	It's not the police.
	But I feel like if this was, you know, with Tommy Robinson's friends, there would have been a throwdown.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I haven't seen this part.
	Yeah, there was a throwdown.
	It turned into a fight?
	With a cop there.
	Great idea, boys.
	A little bit of a shoving kind of thing.
	I know what you're saying, my dear.
	I totally agree.
	I don't know.
	This is why I talk about silent apartheid.
	I feel like these milquetoast white men have said, let's just move to the suburbs and forget it.
	I might be within that demographic.
	I mean, I was fighting Nazi skinheads in 1987.
	And this shit is still going on.
	Like, what am I?
	Fucking Captain America?
	Exactly.
	I don't want to do it anymore.
	Ask that and call you a simp.
	So on to the next caller.
	Whoa.
	Wait, wait, what was that last part?
	I just want to call you a simp.
	Say that and call you a simp.
	So now she dictates that we go to the next call.
	You know what?
	You're not going anywhere.
	Yeah.
	How was your day?
	Where are you?
	I'm in Northern Virginia with all their socialists.
	What's that like?
	I hear it's got one of the best climates in America.
	I hear it's the place that's the most 70 degrees.
	Oh, no.
	It gets to like 90 and it's muggy outside.
	I don't give too much of a shit.
	That was a bad thing.
	Yeah, yesterday when I went downtown to DC and there was like a small Black Lives Matter thing.
	I was going to send it into the mailbag, but you only read like three of those.
	So I like, the chances aren't high that you're reading.
	More criticisms.
	Very snarky caller.
	How far are you from DC?
	I would.
	20, 30 minutes.
	Am I retarded?
	I think of North Carolina as like the South.
	Yeah, me too.
	Wait.
	It's 20 minutes from DC.
	She's in Virginia, Northern Virginia.
	Oh, Northern Virginia, of course, of course.
	Sorry.
	Double retarded, I suppose.
	I was thinking Northern Carolina.
	Are you in a relationship with a boy?
	No.
	A man?
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	Is it Slim Pickens there?
	Is there a lack of libido?
	Is it the men are all pussies?
	Yeah, that and they all just, I mean, they all just want sex.
	I mean, that's just the age that I'm in.
	So I'm just, I'm not down with that.
	But that's always been the case.
	Like, since the beginning of time.
	And women managed to, I saw this guy, Mickey Flanagan, the stand-up comic, and he was like, remember when you would work like two weeks to be able to finger a girl?
	Yeah.
	Two weeks.
	It could be two months.
	You work, like, you'd get one tit, and then like a month later, you'd get another tit, and then like a month later, you may get a fingering.
	Fucking was like, that's like Mecca.
	Like, you're not going to go there.
	No, yeah, it is pretty slim tickets out here.
	But I went downtown yesterday just for a change of scenery since I've been locked up.
	And I walked by.
	I wanted to see the White House because I had never seen it really up close in person.
	And I walked by, and there's like a small BLM protest.
	And what I don't know if you saw this, but you know how they painted like Black Lives Matter down the street on the way to the White House?
	They actually painted defund the police on there too.
	But I don't know if that got any coverage.
	The Black Lives Matter painting on the road was a municipal decision.
	It was the government that did that.
	Did they also pay to have defund the police?
	Was that tax money?
	Because Black Lives Matter in D.C. was tax money.
	I have no idea.
	I mean, it looked professionally done.
	It was washed away, sort of kind of, and Black Lives Matter wasn't.
	It was kept up, but it said defund the police on it.
	But it was this like fat Latina teenager who was running the show, like, you know, yelling through the bullhorn the whole time.
	And it was honestly comical to see they were calling every single one of the cops wife eaters and all this shit.
	And I just sat there and watched.
	It's Better than cable, honestly.
	Well, you sound like a young lady with your head screwed on, right?
	I hope you meet a good man.
	I would recommend you focus on expats: Australian, Canadian, British guys who move here.
	I love Australian, they have the best accents.
	Second is Scottish.
	Scottish people have good accents, too.
	I just barfed in my mouth coincidentally.
	Harry's.
	Harry's is a great bar in DC for conservatives.
	Sure is.
	And also go to Philomena.
	Oh, wait, you can't drink, right?
	You're 19?
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, legally.
	She can't go into a frickin' bar.
	Harry's is the bar for you.
	Meet him.
	When you get older, yeah.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Am I a simp for talking to you for that long?
	It's equal simp opportunity now.
	She's going to Philomena.
	She's going to make a differentiation here.
	Differentiation.
	Very difficult differentiation.
	When we marvel at the beauty of, say, Phoebe Cates on the show, right?
	Fiobi Catez, yes.
	We're not trying to fuck her.
	Obviously not.
	Especially now because she's old and ugly.
	So we're really doing like beauty appreciation, which was kind of what the do's and don'ts was in a way.
	Simping is like collecting photographs of, say, Demi Lovato and like saying we have new pics of Demi.
	She looks super fat in this picture.
	I will concede there's a fine line between what we do and simping, but I think simps genuinely want to fuck the person.
	And they're hopeless.
	They're not going to.
	Yeah, like I'm married.
	I'm not fucking anyone.
	They'll pay attention and pay money to get attention from chicks that will never amount to anything.
	Like I think Demi Lovato is stunning.
	And when I talk about how pretty she is and her big fat ass, I'm hoping that my viewers will go and fuck a chick like that.
	I'm trying to like encourage libido with the Zoomers.
	I'm trying to get them out there.
	And not the kind of libido she's talking about where horny dudes just want to bang, but like genuine romantic libido where you want to be with her for a long time.
	Because not only have like young men, I think, are okay with being horny, that God made that.
	That's always there, but sincere horniness, which is what romance is.
	That's what we're lacking here.
	And that's why I say like when we have a woman on the show, I'll go like, Jesus Christ, you're fucking smoking hot.
	I'm not trying to get in her pants.
	I'm trying to acknowledge libido because we've been taught not to feel that way.
	And that was really what hit me about that Laverne Cox video.
	When she's danced she, when he's dancing around in high-heel boots, and I saw it in the corner of my eye and I went, oh, good.
	Women can be sexy again.
	Women can be horny again.
	Men can admit, women can enjoy their tits and how much men want to touch them.
	And then I turn around and it's a dude.
	You can be horny if you're a dude.
	What is that?
	That's him.
	So it's a dude.
	Yeah, it's always been a dude.
	And I was thinking about WKRP.
	WKRP was like Lonnie Anderson and Bailey, right?
	Jennifer and Bailey.
	And it was sort of a given when you watched the show that Bailey was the girl you don't want to fuck because she's not sexy enough.
	And Jennifer is, right?
	What's her name again?
	She was married to Burt Reynolds.
	He beat the shit out of her.
	Lonnie Anderson.
	And it's funny because now you look at Bailey and she looks like a porn star.
	Like she was, yeah, she was like the, I'm not trying to be pretty.
	I'm just one of the guys.
	And now you look at her and you're like, wow, finally, a woman's trying to be feminine.
	And then, of course, Lonnie Anderson looks like a fucking circus clown with a hat on with a blonde carpet on.
	Or see, look up a video of Chero.
	When I was a kid, Chero was like, yee, I'm a sexy guy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You all want to fuck me.
	And we would watch and go, yay, we all want to fuck Chero.
	Oh, there's full circle.
	Sighting lady who's as uninhibited as she is beautiful.
	This window behind you, Bertie.
	This huge lapels.
	shit.
	Like, this was all just women enjoying being super hot and men enjoying their boners.
	And she's old in this.
	She's probably 40 in this.
	Pretty much watched this on mute, right?
	Where's her nose?
	She's had her nose surgically removed.
	He burned a raisin.
	Oh, my God.
	A skin-colored raisin.
	Is that plastic surgery?
	I don't know if they could make her.
	It's Photoshop, maybe.
	Look how she looks hideous.
	Is that a deep fake?
	I remember when I was a kid, I would look at her and go, she's the most beautiful.
	I was Mexican when I was a little kid.
	Yeah, you grow out of that.
	Excuse me.
	She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
	One day, one day, I will have a woman in my life.
	Look up young Charl.
	Don't look her up now, dude.
	I'm talking about when I was a kid, I'm half a century old.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	Am I being a simp right now?
	I don't know how insecure I am when a 19-year-old insults me.
	That nose is skeletal.
	My nose is disturbing.
	It looks like in Coco, when they go to like the Yeah.
	Like Raquel Welch in fucking...
	Even the divinals.
	You know that song?
	Every time I think about you, I touch myself.
	Of course.
	She was like 35 in that video.
	And I look at her and I'm like, I guess I was so horny when I was 15 that I just saw her socks and was like, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her.
	You look at her, it's like your mom's friend Rhoda.
	Yeah, bangs and thigh-high socks.
	And I was like, I don't care if it's on Hulk Hogan.
	I'm fucking him.
	She's dead.
	Is she?
	Yeah.
	You know who else died?
	Mary LeTourneau, who fucked her student, Buddha.
	I bet he's happy.
	She's gone.
	He's free from this ball and chain.
	Geriatric, I married.
	It's a rock and song.
	Look, when you're, no, go back to it.
	When you're like a teenager, you just see cleavage, bangs, and thigh-high socks, and you're like, go ahead, bitch, have a mustache and be Burt Reynolds.
	What was that?
	What was that?
	Go back.
	What was that?
	Is that someone kissing their own ass?
	What was?
	Why is that in the video?
	I don't know.
	That's borderline satanic.
	What are you doing?
	I think she's like felching.
	What are you doing?
	You're looking at the back of your taint?
	Go back.
	Whose idea was that?
	Maybe that's how you could tell if you did a good shave job down there.
	Did I get all the gooch?
	After I say the chorus, I want the camera to pan to my husband who's playing guitar.
	And then just someone staring at their taint.
	Oh, you think that's written in the script?
	Yeah.
	Taint shot.
	Taint stare.
	Self-taint stare.
	She's a simp for her own taint.
	Yeah, that is self-shot.
	She's a taint simp.
	She's a self-taint simp.
	All right, I've clearly had enough.
	Let's maybe do one more and fucking throw sheets of paper at the same time.
	She's taking a Grundel Gander.
	That's what we like to call it.
	What do you call it?
	Yeah.
	There's like five names for taints.
	Grundle.
	That's actually mere.
	Five names for taints are playing at Mercury Lounge on Thursday if you want to check them out.
	I'll go.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Kelly, I have a question for Gavin about starting a family.
	Hello.
	This is Kelly.
	Can you guys hear me okay?
	Yes.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	So I'm here with my husband.
	We are really big fans.
	We listen to you guys all the time.
	We listen to you on road trips.
	We love you guys.
	But we have a question in your opinion.
	No, he was just saying.
	Sounds like a favourite.
	However.
	However.
	So my husband and Bobby and I is here with me.
	We have been married since 2018, September, and we want to start a family and have been trying to.
	It hasn't happened yet.
	And we've had testing.
	Everything seems to be fine.
	We genuinely enjoy each other's company.
	And I think we have a good sex life.
	So things are good on that side.
	And we're doing well.
	But we wanted to know your thoughts on like interventions to have children.
	Not necessarily like IVF.
	How old are you?
	I'm 32 and he is 36.
	I know I sound young.
	He's got to stop watching porn.
	Do we?
	We?
	You can watch porn until the towers come on.
	He has to stop watching porn.
	Why do you say that?
	So we can see that he is watching porn.
	When you masturbate, when a man masturbates, not only is he blowing all his important sperm into a sock, but he's also less devoted to the female.
	You have to make the only way a man can drink water is from one tap.
	And that's the way that he does that a whole lot.
	No, not a whole lot.
	Zero.
	Zero.
	Okay, no, I don't.
	Yeah, okay.
	Now, here's the deal.
	He came up with this with the Proud Boys, but he can beat off.
	Like, say you had your period and a stray dog just barfed on your cunt and it's not going to happen tonight.
	He can beat off, but it has to be within one yard of you with your consent.
	And maybe you could reach over and tickle his balls or push his taint or something.
	As long as you're sharing intimacy, right?
	He can never ejaculate alone.
	Okay, maybe once a month.
	Once every 30 days, you can beat off alone.
	But when he's beating off alone, he's looking at someone else on his phone, he's coveting thy neighbor's wife, you're sending bad signals to your brain that you've been with other women and other stuff.
	It's an infidelity.
	And it's not good for the general programming.
	When you are the only vessel for his sexual release, then it sends information to you, to your brain, to your synapses, to everyone, that this is the one.
	Like the brains don't know what porn is.
	So even if he watches it occasionally, his brain goes, all right, this is a guy who's pretty darn committed, but he does occasionally fuck a bunch of meth heads in LA.
	And that's confusing to his brain.
	So porn has to be cut out entirely.
	And I swear to God, I hate all this like, I'm ovulating on Thursday, let's make love.
	And you've got like her ankles in your hand and you're like, oh, it's the big Thursday.
	Like that's not good for anyone.
	Just quit porn and fuck whenever you possibly can and you will get pregnant.
	Okay, cool.
	Thank you for calling.
	Thank you.
	No ums allowed.
	No, just cums.
	Just comes.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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