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GOML LIVE #54 - GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE

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	From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	What's up, dudes?
	Is that cultural appropriation?
	They say, yo, what's up?
	I was listening to Metal on Sirius whatever, Metal FM, and they had some fancy guitarist, and he said, they said, hey, we have the guy from Necromancer or whatever, some death metal band.
	And he goes, yo, what's up, dude?
	Wow, even metal dudes say speaking Ebonics.
	So we're off YouTube.
	I don't know if we have to have that generic music anymore.
	What are we on?
	Oh, right.
	We're on iTunes.
	Someone is really gunning hard for us this week.
	We're looking for BitShoot.
	A couple of weird things, too.
	They made me kind of like sign in and like my personal Twitter and then the censored TV Twitter made us confirm our number and stuff.
	People are getting banned for appearing on the show.
	So like they want to make, they want to punish people who go near me.
	This is true.
	You know who else used to do this?
	Was the Westies in Hell's Kitchen.
	They would, if you went near one of the Westies' ex-girlfriends, they'd have you whacked.
	So she was, that was just a way to further ostracize her for not being in a Westie anymore.
	But anyway, before we start the show, we're still going to go through the motions because this is still the free podcast.
	Johnny Apple, still going.
	Still loving us.
	There from day one.
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	Okay, that's fine.
	If the cookies don't chill you out, that's fine.
	But if you are going to get a CBD, it behooves you to get one that supports free speech.
	Like when I find a guy, the guy I got these glasses from is a MAGA dude, he's my glasses guy for the rest of my life.
	My barber, black Dominican dude, he's MAGA.
	He likes Infowars, boom.
	He's my guy for the rest of my life.
	Does it seem kind of dark in here?
	This happened last week, dude.
	Dude.
	It seems kind of gray.
	This is behooving me.
	This is behooving you?
	Yeah.
	This is what we've been wearing all...
	I've been wearing all the shirts that we sell at the store this week.
	I think I'm out as of this one.
	This is a cute Gavin Rye guy shirt that someone got called a white supremacist in Texas for wearing.
	A Latino.
	Oh, yeah.
	Which I'm okay with, by the way.
	What do you mean?
	I'm okay with Latinos being called white supremacists.
	I'm sick of them pretending they're black.
	That's equality.
	You speak Spanish.
	It's from Spain.
	You are a conquistador.
	You are the same as me.
	In fact, the Spanish did a lot more conquering than they did being oppressed.
	They were oppressed by the Moors, who blacks pretend we're black, but were actually Arab.
	But the Spanish were not oppressed.
	The Scots were oppressed.
	I'm actually more oppressed than Mexicans.
	Yeah, weren't like the Aztecs and Mayans that they called them like the white men and stuff like that because they're white.
	They obliterated them.
	They ended their culture.
	They thought they were gods.
	How about a sorry from Hispanics?
	Instead, they're like, we need to kill white people.
	So yeah, we're banned on YouTube.
	And you know what is probably not a coincidence is Atheism is Unstoppable was banned shortly after he mentioned me on his show, on his video.
	So by the way, you keep suggesting to me that I get this guy and that banned guy.
	Believe me.
	Believe me.
	The second someone's banned, I am on them like a cheap suit.
	That's what I want this place to be, a haven.
	But, you know, sometimes they don't have, they don't need me.
	Alex Jones is not desperate for a venue.
	And you know what's interesting with Alex Jones?
	You know, they're trying to, they seem to be fucking with our app right now, but we have plann ABCB CBD for apps.
	We have Johnny Apple CBD for apps.
	So don't worry about that.
	But I got that from Infowars.
	I saw them getting banned and yes, losing a lot of their money, a lot of their followers, but still remaining on top.
	They're like the number 1,000 most popular website in the country right now.
	I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
	What?
	I'm saying good stuff about you.
	I will eat your ass.
	I don't get it.
	Okay, so he changed his mind.
	We've been nothing but a friend since.
	Very up and down, right?
	Yeah.
	He was going to kill me one second, now he's going to eat my ass.
	It didn't sound like a good eating, too.
	While my ass.
	I'll eat your ass.
	It's not the kind of thing men long for.
	Well, different strokes.
	Lot to talk about today.
	A lot going on in the news.
	We could not talk about shit and just riff.
	One of my favorite moments this week was talking about those horrible guests you had who couldn't decide what to eat.
	And when people come up to me on the street who watch the show, they go, yo, dude, those girls, I mean, I would have killed them.
	Yeah, they're all talking murder.
	It's all very fatal.
	Well, people are hyperbolic.
	They want to kill me for not banging them.
	They want to kill them for being not.
	You know, this is, but I was saving this for the end of the show.
	Uh-oh.
	Did I crumple it up and throw it out?
	The final videos?
	There's this one of this insane Karen just yelling at people.
	I don't have my final videos.
	Riots pick sensor.
	Oh, yes, I do.
	Look up under.
	It's not numbered.
	It's in final videos.
	And it's Soothing Karen Lunatic.
	And I cannot explain this to you.
	Please, if there's any shrinks out there, why is this so relaxing for me to watch?
	I'm interested.
	Get your medications.
	Is there anything else that we can completely get?
	Photo albums and my computers.
	I am going to grab those things while I am inside.
	We're not here to get it.
	Yes, I fucking am.
	Absolutely not.
	Why the hell not?
	Because you need to go to the courthouse, like Officer Usher said, to get a rid of assistance for anything outside of your medications and immediate toiletries.
	That's bullshit.
	That's not bullshit.
	It is, too.
	Who's your supervisor?
	It's pretty good.
	Hold in.
	Sergeant Whiteman.
	What's his phone number?
	503-635-0238.
	And what's the case number you're going to give me?
	I don't have a case number.
	Why not?
	What's the case?
	Because I don't need one or two.
	She's just quizzing him.
	She's not writing any of this down.
	Yeah.
	This is.
	Oh, it's on camera, dumbass.
	Yes, she could go back and look at it.
	Sure, sure.
	Case of domestic violence.
	No, it's not.
	Yes, it is.
	He hurt me.
	That was last week.
	We have a number of officers that have been out here over the last week.
	I just spoke with a couple of them.
	You did, huh?
	And what did they tell you?
	Did they say they're going to fucking help me?
	Do you want your stuff or you don't help me?
	You have been no help whatsoever.
	I want my stuff.
	Okay.
	Do you guys remain right?
	Remember, we have another video exactly the same as this where she talks about how stupid they are.
	Oh, and I was educated.
	I have a degree in finance.
	What fucking school did you go to, loser?
	You think you're tough?
	Not the same person?
	I thought it was the same person.
	No, it's not.
	Holy smokes.
	But she mentions their education.
	Don't reasonable now.
	Reasonable?
	Like, I'm fucking afraid of you guys?
	Because you happen to be police officers?
	I'm not afraid of you.
	What's your name?
	Just pause.
	I can't explain it.
	I watched this whole thing, and it sounds like a babbling brook to me.
	You know what it is?
	It's almost like a dog barking, but you could understand it.
	You know?
	Well, one thing I'm sure, Detective Shitty, is that I know I'll never meet her, and she'll never be part of my life in any way, shape, or form.
	And it's possible that I see that as consoling.
	So the worse it gets, the more...
	So the worse it gets, the more it's like, yay.
	Yeah.
	Never meet her.
	Yeah, I think so.
	I'm going to try to iron a shirt live on the show.
	You put beer on your hand, make it moist, and you just gently...
	Really?
	I just invented it.
	No, you moisten the shirt and then you.
	I think it's supposed to be steam, though.
	Well, yeah, we're familiar with steaming a shirt, dude.
	Yeah, but there's like a cheap way to steam that might not need heat.
	Yeah, it looks good right there.
	I'm going to give it like 10 minutes of pushing my gut out.
	I mean, but those shoulders, like the sleeves, you're not going to can't do that.
	All right, go back to this.
	What's your first name, Usher?
	Officer Usher.
	Usher?
	James Usher.
	Do you have a business card?
	I do.
	Can I have one?
	Usher, we're done here.
	Yes, you may.
	Do you think you're tough?
	Are you a good cop or a bad cop?
	I'm a very reasonable cop, man.
	Yeah, you are.
	You're fucking bad cop, Usher.
	You're fucking bad cop.
	And that Sheldon douchebag is an even worse cop than you.
	And you guys have been out here and you fucking arrested me and I made a scene.
	And so therefore, what am I?
	Unsafe?
	Is that what my record says?
	I don't know what your record says, man.
	Why not?
	Why do I like this?
	I don't even like it.
	It's not like I'm thrilled like when you see a crazy car.
	Like the favorite, funnest thing in the world to watch is people fighting and then getting in their cars and ramming each other with their cars.
	That's heaven on earth.
	This is not particularly fun.
	This is like burning incense.
	This is just beautiful.
	It's got a speed to it, like a chugging choo-choo train.
	You know, it's like never really departing or arriving.
	No, it's just like crazy, bitch.
	Did you talk to the other officer?
	It's quite of a, it's like a stable crazy.
	You know, it doesn't seem to be amping up.
	It's just coasting on crazy.
	You know, they're safe.
	Like, she's not going to fucking start clawing them or stabbing them.
	She doesn't have a, you know, if she had an Arabic accent, I might be concerned.
	Who fucking the other douchebag talked to?
	What's his name?
	Your partner?
	Thank you.
	What's your partner's name?
	You don't need to apologize for that.
	What's your partner's name?
	What's his name?
	Excuse me.
	Usher, I'm asking you a question.
	What's your partner's name?
	In the house?
	Yes.
	Brian.
	The way he turns to her.
	I'm asking you a question.
	What's your partner's name?
	In the house?
	Yes.
	Brian Sheldon.
	Brian Sheldon is a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi.
	Oh, she's great.
	He's a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi.
	That's an insult.
	So he's your son?
	That's a shirt.
	Brian Sheldon is a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi.
	He's a pussy.
	He is a cunt.
	This guy might want to apply to be a beef eater in London because his composure is.
	So anyway, this goes on and on and it's very wonderful.
	And by the way, my ironing trick did not work.
	Now go to the very end and see the poor bastard that she stuck with, this loser with a big wool hat on.
	Fucking sucks.
	Do you hear me?
	You sucked up.
	He's in the car, so you got to get in the car.
	That was fucking bullshit.
	Look at him.
	This is fucking going viral, dude.
	This is fucking bullshit, dude.
	Oh, here comes another police officer under fall.
	Why did I end up?
	She's learning why her previous marriage did not work out.
	Let's leave it.
	She's a nightmare.
	That's kind of their message.
	They're like, we want you to go.
	That's all they want.
	All they want.
	Listen, if you give them an excuse, they can throw you in that mental place.
	Look at him.
	I don't give a shit.
	Look at that guy.
	Who has their hat slung over their glasses like that?
	That's bad.
	Are you in a Fat Albert cartoon?
	Are you a broke superhero?
	Is this your first chance at a costume?
	It's not funny.
	Okay.
	The mental place.
	You're my sugar dad.
	Speaking of Karens, there was this woman who pulled a gun on cops.
	And here in cancel culture, they couldn't wait to fry her.
	She's so racist that she saw black people who were just like helping the homeless and picking flowers.
	And she went, get the fuck away from me, pig.
	This is 1-7.
	And then the whole video just came out.
	And we realized, oh, they were antagonizing her.
	They blocked her, prevented her from leaving.
	But just hold on before we look at this.
	This is so much of the police brutality videos we see.
	We just see and you don't see the five minutes of shit.
	So you're all riding in the streets for an edited video clip.
	That's embarrassing.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
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	I've been using it.
	It's so easy.
	It just like it turns on with on startup.
	I have it on my laptop also.
	It's just running.
	Does it prevent stuff like when you go to a site and they say you've already had four free articles?
	You know what?
	Good question.
	I have not because it wouldn't know who you are.
	That's a good point.
	So we'll check that out.
	All right.
	So now the whole video comes out and we learn, oh, she wasn't just going, get away from me, Negro.
	You're scary.
	It was a huge buildup.
	Like, this is what I don't get.
	Sorry, I keep interrupting this, but it's been like 900 hate hoaxes with the news, and it's been 900 fake police brutality videos, and we keep hearing the context for these rumors.
	Surely by now we're getting a little skeptical?
	No?
	Okay.
	Wants to violate a 15-year-old.
	No, I'm answering the question.
	She's a little bit.
	She did something wrong.
	She needs to apologize.
	If she did not write a bunch of people, this ignorant woman bumped into a 15-year-old.
	Correct?
	And you're on camera.
	You're feeling threatened.
	Okay, well, go in.
	No, mom.
	I got this.
	You're blocking me from getting me.
	No, we were.
	No, we weren't.
	Oh, my God.
	No, we weren't.
	You're ignorant.
	They're just trying to make a viral video.
	They want to be the next racism victim.
	So the allegation here is that she bumped into her 15-year-old.
	I don't know, son or daughter, whatever.
	She's very ignorant.
	Dumbass bitch.
	Yeah, I said if you say something, I'll beat your white ass.
	I'll beat your white ass.
	You will.
	Do something.
	Please, please.
	Do something.
	Do something.
	Please.
	Who the fuck do you think you guys are?
	Who do you think?
	Who do I think you are?
	You calling her name?
	She did nothing to you.
	Yeah, I did.
	I did.
	Nah, don't.
	No, you didn't.
	None of this was in the video.
	You're very racist and ignorant.
	You're racist because you're calling her.
	They're trying to ruin this woman.
	Why would you bump into this racist?
	You can't just call me.
	Why would you call her?
	How would you bump her?
	This is not that.
	How would you bump her?
	Why would you bump her?
	No one's.
	Why would you bump her?
	I care.
	I care about her.
	Why did you say sorry?
	And I'm sorry.
	Why would you say sorry?
	Why would you say sorry?
	No one is racist.
	If you didn't, I'm sorry if you had something that had ignorance.
	Is it racist to think most black people are racist?
	Very.
	Ma, watch!
	Look, look.
	So she blocks them leaving.
	And then they get in.
	Get off the face.
	You gotta get on my face.
	Get the fuck away.
	Get away.
	Get the fuck away.
	Are you gonna in?
	You're gonna shoot me?
	Get the fuck away.
	Now, this is where the video started.
	My bad.
	Call the cops right now.
	Call them.
	Call the cops.
	Get the fuck away.
	Call the cops.
	Get away.
	See, hit the cops.
	Call them.
	I'm telling.
	Call the cops.
	Get the lights in place.
	Adrenaline control, lady.
	Adrenaline control.
	Now.
	Because you were never about to hit him with the damn dog.
	Behind the hit with the car.
	Call Richard back up in the police.
	Call Richard back up here now.
	I got it.
	Don't you fucking jump behind my door.
	I ain't jumping behind your phone.
	I'm judging.
	Fucking mom.
	Fuck me.
	Get the fuck, baby.
	Why is she proceeding towards her?
	This one I'm not soothed like I was with the other one.
	I'm uncomfortable right now.
	I'm not soothed at all.
	I don't want anyone to die.
	You got all this over here?
	Yes!
	Mom, stop walking!
	Poor police!
	You my people!
	These white people, they show racists!
	They pull the gun out of my mama, both of them.
	It was a white white and a white man.
	Reacting to me antagonizing you as racist.
	You know how girls?
	I fear magic and swimming pools, but not bullets.
	Weird.
	Okay, this is an interesting story, speaking of like there's this obsession white people have where they want to make everything okay.
	And that's why she said, I love you.
	I care for you.
	And there's all this woke capitalism going on where Nike and British football and Switzerland Swiffer, whatever.
	Well, Budriser did it recently, right?
	With the LGBT cans and stuff.
	And there's all these people on the streets saying, please, we want to help.
	And I want you to know that that is a very, very tiny minority.
	These pussy corporations, that's just one woman who works at the marketing department who's saying, let's make everything Black Lives Matter in the lobby.
	But the rest of the country, white and black, and Lebanese and Asian, Jewish, has gone, yeah, we're done.
	So if you were just looking from outer space and you just took a glance, you'd say, remember I was talking about how assassination of Martin Luther King was a 45-degree turn where America said, wait a minute, we got to fix this.
	What's going on?
	It's just been corrected and it's back to 1967 now, where they go, nah, we're not.
	But you'd go, but I see all these protests and I see all these campaigns and everyone's Instagram screen is black.
	Yeah, that's meaningless.
	It's very vocal.
	It's very, very visible.
	It's in your face.
	But it's not a thing.
	The country has split.
	Is it irrevocable?
	I think so.
	It's actually very good for people like me who were canceled early.
	Me and Milo and all these other people where they went, wow, you must have done some really horrible shit.
	And now that everyone's canceled and the assholes are burning down the country, they go, oh, those are your enemies?
	Wow, okay, so you're not a dick.
	They are.
	Okay.
	But I thought this was interesting.
	So Prov, what is it?
	Provo?
	Provo, Utah.
	I've been there before.
	This is 2-2.
	It is the squarest place on earth.
	The college parties there involve zero cocaine, zero tits.
	Even their Coca-Cola, it can't have caffeine in it.
	They go to bed at 10.
	They do their schoolwork.
	Oh, shit.
	We should have hit the hay.
	It's 10.
	And then they go to bed.
	No fucking, no rioting.
	So, and there's basically no black people there.
	So it's the least offensive, the least racist, the least controversial place on earth.
	And there was a Black Lives Matter rally there.
	Go to 2.3, I think.
	2.3 is a better link.
	Is this okay?
	Yeah, I had to find...
	Yeah, listen to this.
	Protesters say this was all supposed to be peaceful.
	A night where they could come together and voice their opinion.
	If they were a leather jacket in Provo, people would gasp.
	Discrimination, but it quickly turned violent.
	Some protesters even saying the most violent rally they've ever been to.
	I don't want to get shot or hurt either because there were gunshots.
	It all started here on Center Street.
	In University Avenue in Provo.
	We were all intent going out to be peaceful and just voice our opinion on how racial discrimination is wrong and how people should be treated fairly and equally.
	He's the only remotely black guy in that entire area.
	No matter what skin color they are.
	But the peace didn't last long.
	Around 8:30, police got a call about gunshots being fired.
	I saw it smoke.
	I saw like two shots go off.
	Police say this white SUV was trying to turn onto Center Street.
	Of course, it's a white SUV.
	When protesters began swarming the car.
	Several protesters began crowding around the vehicle.
	A male protester ran to the SUV on the passenger side, pointed a handgun at the driver, and shot one round through the window.
	The SUV then tried to do it.
	They have a Black Lives Matter rally.
	They crowd this car.
	He starts going, like doing that thing that I think all of us would do if someone crowded our car, which is like, bean, nee, nee.
	Please get out of my way.
	I'm going to speed off soon.
	And one of the protesters just came up and went, mafia-style execution.
	I don't know how the person lived.
	Sometimes bullets hit the water of your skin.
	I met a war vet once from Afghanistan.
	He got shot right in the head.
	Are you serious?
	Yeah, and the bullet went like this.
	Are you kidding me?
	And it came shooting out the back of his head.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	Peeled his scalp.
	All this had to be stitched up.
	You could see his, not his brains at all, but his skull.
	Holy.
	But it's just sort of like a bullet hitting water, and it just sort of, I guess it was a slight angle, but it just went out the back.
	What did they Vaseline the bullet beforehand?
	Holy moly.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Yes.
	I've never heard anything like that before in my life.
	The SUV then tried to drive off, and that's when the protester fired a second shot.
	The man with the gun went back to protesting with the crowd.
	Police say he later caused more damage by smashing in a car window.
	When I heard that, at first, I thought it was like backfire from the exhaust of the car.
	A lot of people did.
	But then I thought.
	What is it, a jalapi from the Looney Tunes?
	Does that happen?
	Yep.
	I was smoking a gun, and so I knew, I was like, oh, did I get shot anywhere?
	Did anybody else get shot anywhere?
	Sullivan, as well as other protesters, say this wasn't the only act of violence.
	Four to five other cars tried to run over protesters.
	And My point: the reason I'm showing this is to show you that BLM, this is bugging the shit out of me that one side of my mustache is poking up like that.
	I've been trying to fix it.
	Is it just the lighting?
	No, it's real.
	Oh, because you got to do it with your right hand, maybe, because you're trying to do it.
	Must be bothering people to look at this 50% curly mustache.
	Black Lives Matter Antifa, these radical lefties, are just like radical Islamists.
	They can never be satisfied.
	They're not looking for solutions.
	They're not looking for a capitulation.
	They're not looking for an apology.
	They're not looking to work out something like they're doing in New York, bending over backwards.
	Okay, we cut $1.59 billion from the NYPD.
	Why did you do that?
	They don't give a fuck.
	They didn't go, oh, okay, thanks.
	They don't care.
	They just want to blow you up.
	And radicalism is the same.
	You put on the burqa, you pray five times a day, and they go, no, I can see some of your banks coming to your burqa, 20 lashes.
	You can't satisfy these people.
	They're not here to be satisfied.
	They're exactly like Palestinians.
	Palestinians don't want a two-state solution.
	They don't want some sort of cool deal where you get this on Thursdays and I get this on Fridays.
	They want Israel to be gone.
	And then they want to sit there in those same houses, those same seats.
	They want to switch places with you.
	So stop kissing their ass.
	Stop licking their boots.
	And to some people that I know that are very close to me.
	Provo Mayor Michelle Cfusi and Representative John Curtis are speaking out about the violence, posting messages on Twitter saying violence only pushes us further apart at a time when we must come together.
	You just don't fight evil with evil.
	And that's what we saw yesterday.
	Imagine it'd be really good.
	You want a nerd?
	That's a normal guy in Provo.
	Huh?
	Nerd town.
	If you put sugar on your cornflakes, you're like Tony Soprano.
	Yes.
	Watch out for that guy.
	Really?
	But wouldn't it be great if sentiments like that actually worked with people like, you know what?
	That's true.
	I think it did.
	I think the Black Panthers in the 60s were opened in a negotiation.
	So they have the guy?
	Yep.
	Salt Lake City man, Ogden woman arrested in connection to Provo protest shooting.
	So of course he's white.
	Jesse Keller.
	What are you freaks doing?
	It's the bad guy from The Matrix.
	You just shot at a random stranger.
	You're going to jail for a long ass time, my friend.
	And then he hung out at the place.
	He hung out after.
	Look how hot the other chick is.
	I wouldn't kick her out of bed for trying to shoot me.
	She's been through a lot.
	Yeah, I guess they're meth heads.
	Maybe.
	Now, I can't remember how I sent this to you.
	Maybe it's in the shared folder.
	But I was looking at the shooters in Chaz.
	No, that's not it.
	No, I mean the shooters in Chaz The guys, they're sheriffs.
	They're security.
	Shoot.
	Let's see here.
	Maybe I didn't.
	Well, I can just explain it.
	Every time you see the security at Chaz, sure, there's Raz.
	There's that dude.
	Maybe I can send it to you.
	There's Raz, the dude.
	But the rest of the time you see these guys, they are white dudes.
	White Antifa dudes.
	Wait, what's happening now?
	Oh, someone else is telling me they got booted from Twitter for knowing me.
	Sheesh.
	You know what?
	We're adults.
	We don't need to be on these fucking apps anyway.
	If anybody's seen my Instagram story, they're like, you're not the one to be telling us that.
	Your Instagram stories are the worst things in the world.
	It's just like Ryan smoking a pipe, smiling.
	Yeah.
	And then...
	Today was underwear dancing to trap music.
	Or I don't get this with Instagram stories.
	You'll put up a thing that's like a fish getting eaten by another fish, and you'll have to click to watch it.
	So you're just showing us something you saw on another Instagram.
	But it's amazing.
	It's worth a watch.
	Well, just click like on it then.
	Yeah, I want to show you.
	All right, that's actually one of the pictures.
	That's weird.
	That's one of the pictures I just sent you.
	There's not many.
	Now close in on this guy.
	So there's been, what, three people shot dead, right?
	Aren't they all black?
	I think so.
	I think so.
	I think they're all black, including a 19-year-old boy, 19-year-old man.
	And they had his father crying about it on the news today.
	16-year-old, too.
	Now, we don't know who did what.
	We know the victims are black.
	And we know that the military, what do you call them, the sheriffs, the police of Chaz tend to be white Antifa dudes.
	So it's looking like Chaz has white people killing blacks.
	That's your utopia, my friend.
	I sent you the pictures.
	Now, because everything we do is encrypted 900 times, it might take forever to get there.
	Oh, good.
	You already got them.
	But like, do the math.
	This is not something, I'm not showing you an article.
	I'm showing you what you already know to be true, which is the black people killed in Chaz, which are all the people, were likely killed by these guys or someone similar.
	A white dude with a bunch of Antifa shit on him and guns.
	So the moral of the story here is when these people go out and say they're going to make the world better and end up racism, end racism, they end up killing black people.
	It ends up being white people killing black people in the name of fighting racism.
	Just like John Kinsman, the proud boy, is in prison now in Bear Hill, taken away from his three black children because SJ Dubs want to fight racism.
	All right, let's go behind the paywall now.
	I want to show you.
	Here's what you're missing, you people who don't pay.
	We're going to show a bunch of people like Caleb Hull and this other dude who are calling it, this is conservatives, who are calling everyone Nazis, and then they get caught saying some racist thing 15 years ago.
	So they promote cancel culture and then they get canceled, which is my favorite kind of thing.
	Isn't that everyone's favorite kind of thing?
	When you're a crusader and you want to destroy people's lives and then your same rules get applied to you and you're fucked.
	If we keep on this anti-racism fascism and you say from now on, if you use a racial slur, you're going to jail.
	You know it's going to be all black people, right?
	And like Korean dads.
	Anyway, so we're going to investigate that.
	Brian Stettler shitting on Carpe Donctum.
	A huge list of cancel cultures, including barstool sports.
	And it's possible, you know, they kicked off everyone that was on my Discord server and banned them permanently.
	Me too.
	But I think there was a lot of lefties that were going on the Discord to see all the secret stuff we talk about.
	Oh, snap.
	And I think BuzzFeed News got booted from Discord.
	You should see my phone.
	It's honestly every 10 minutes.
	Yo, I just got banned because I talked to your aunt.
	I have a pet aunt that I hold with a little piece of dental floss.
	She's very talkative.
	And, well, we're also going to talk about that Antifa dude who got apprehended.
	Anyway, and of course, the Jeffrey Epstein chick.
	But before we leave you, our post role is Blades produced by RealAwakening.com.
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	Awake?
	Nin Nin.
	There it is.
	So you want to check out Blades on that?
	And the movie Blades.
	Oh yeah, that's right.
	This looks awesome.
	It's in the top right.
	Yeah, it did look awesome.
	Even the trailer was, like, fucking hilarious.
	They just did it like a...
	It looked like pretty sick.
	I hope you're ready for today.
	I was born ready.
	Good.
	Because we're going to get a lot of skate in.
	A lot.
	All right, we got the idea.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Guys, I'm sorry my mustache is so annoying, but I'm as annoyed as you.
	Where does he have a brush?
	Now you know, this is one of the oldest symboss.
	All right.
	So this was fun.
	Speaking of our favorite things, Caleb Hull.
	I don't really know who that is.
	This was sent separately as the pictures.
	Yes, cool.
	Where is it now?
	Yeah, there we go.
	So go to the other ones, though.
	Go to the next one.
	The next two.
	After him.
	Yeah.
	So what does he say?
	Here's Nick Flentes denying that the Holocaust happened.
	Him and his followers are scum of the earth, and their bad faith anti-Semitic attacks should be shot down by the entire conservative movement.
	Now, I think he was joking about cookies, and there was some analogy about Jews dying, and it said, hey, if you had three ovens, could you kill six, could you bake six million cookies if it took this much time?
	And he says some joke like, I think it would be more like 300,000 cookies.
	That seems like a lot of cookies.
	So they're denying the numbers, right?
	In the joke.
	Crucial that it's a joke.
	And so Caleb Hall's had enough.
	And then what do we have here?
	Michelle Malkin, an anti-Semite.
	I did not see that coming.
	And she supported Nalan.
	Nalan, I think he did say some pretty crazy shit, didn't he?
	But you don't know when he said that shit, and you don't know when Michelle endorsed him.
	So anyway, who is Caleb Hall?
	Can you just look him up?
	Should I know this?
	I don't know.
	You don't know.
	I don't know.
	Excuse me.
	Who are you?
	G-O-P-E.
	Are you a G-O-P-L-C-T-A?
	So let's.
	Oh, Jared Holt canceled him?
	It's all about him being cancelled.
	But let's go back to that.
	God, look at Jared Holt's face.
	Isn't it funny that these people Pussies shrivel at the look of that guy.
	But click on that.
	Conservative gatekeeper Kibblehall's racial slur-laden tweets exposed after joining leftist witch hunts against America's first movement.
	Thanks for Jared Holtz.
	And by the way, these cancelers who are out there trying to destroy us, your legacy is that you wrecked things.
	And you think you're fighting, and you often use the word work.
	We're doing the work.
	No, your legacy is that you took other people's work away.
	That's not impressive.
	You're not protecting anyone.
	Just like Chaz, you think you're protecting blacks and you shot and killed three black dudes, including a teenager.
	But no, I'm helping.
	I stopped Nazis.
	No, not really.
	So who is this guy?
	All right, Jared Holt, blah, blah, blah.
	In 2014, he made anti-black, formed a conservative gatekeeper.
	Hull worked for Turning Point USA before becoming a digital communication strategist and marketing his services to pro-Trump Republicans.
	And there's a thing they do, these pro-Trump Republicans, these fucking pussies, where they constantly try to appease the left, which is the theme of today's show.
	It doesn't work, stop it.
	And I've told you about that time I had a big dinner with National Review for Andrew McCarthy and his book, Islam and Free Speech.
	And they were all talking about Islam's plans for the future.
	And I said, why are we imbuing some sort of critical agenda on a bunch of inbred savage lunatics?
	ISIS doesn't have a long-term plan.
	They're here to destroy us.
	And when I said inbred savages, the National Review guys all went and they looked over at the New York Times reporter.
	There was one New York Times reporter, some Jewish woman was there.
	And they looked to her so nervous that she was going to fry them.
	And of course she loved the power.
	She was really enjoying it.
	But anyway, go back.
	So go back to that Gateway Pundit thing.
	Let's see what his quotes were.
	He casually deployed the N-word, shared jokes where the slur was the punchline.
	17 times.
	Can we see these, please?
	I don't like hearing about things.
	I want to see them.
	Oh, right-wing watch.
	On a secret Twitter account, apparently, he did all this.
	All right, there we go.
	Let's see that.
	N-word tweets.
	Because you're a nigger and too poor.
	I have no idea I only spam nigger 17 times.
	What if he was just like, shut up, nigger?
	Because you're a nigger.
	Okay, so that's just stupid.
	It's not really dangerous.
	Anything else?
	Anything of substance?
	Old tweet about chicken.
	Okay, that's really horrible.
	I'm going to be up all night tossing and turning after seeing that.
	After I'm done crying.
	This is it?
	This better be good.
	Get Ebola at Duffick.
	Oh, he wrote, he crossed that faggot.
	So he said a bad word there, too.
	God, if the left had to stand up to this kind of scrutiny, I don't like this guy, by the way.
	But.
	Wow.
	Just came home and someone hung a noose in my house.
	Yeah, it's just a lame joke.
	All right, so we don't give a shit about this guy because he's hoisted on his own retard.
	So this is what he put up before.
	I guess Jared Holt warned him it was coming out.
	Promoting to my attention, an activist is preparing to publish a story on comments I made when I was a teenager many years ago.
	For a long time, I've been extremely ashamed and embarrassed that I could have ever written such vile things for several years now.
	And to atone for my behavior, I've shared these experiences with those closest to me and asked for forgiveness, please.
	Bull fucking shit.
	How embarrassing would that be if you're grabbing beers with a dude and he goes, hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
	What?
	What?
	What's going on?
	Oh, you look kind of freaked out.
	Did you hurt my mom?
	And he goes, no, but I...
	What?
	You better be asking for my forgiveness right now.
	Is this atonement?
	I am.
	I'm trying to atone.
	I'll let you atone a little bit.
	Maybe if you buy me a shot.
	Atony soprano?
	I made a couple of jokes.
	I'd like forgiveness.
	Nice delivery.
	Did we see the rest of that apology, that preemptive strike?
	For the record, they did not reflect my heart, blah, blah, blah.
	After struggling through high school and college, I was able to get professional help on the right path to the people of Let Down.
	I pray you'll find your hearts to forgive me.
	Bladdy, bladdie, blah.
	I'm sure Jared Holt read that and was very pained and thought, I should probably not publish this.
	And then my other favorite example was 2-0, because we keep seeing this these past two weeks where the mayor says, fucking burn it down.
	We should make a compilation of these because we have the black guy who said, burn it down, and then they were outside his home.
	And he said, they're outside.
	We're in a gated community.
	Get these fuckers out of here.
	After he had literally said the words, burn it down.
	And then we have the mayor who said, fucking fuck shit up, boys.
	And then they came to her house and destroyed it.
	We've got to make a compilation of all these because they're great.
	They really are great.
	What's the golden rule of morality?
	You treat people as you'd like to be treated.
	Like when De Blasio's daughter had that disgusting nude that was going around, I thought, I would never want anyone to see my daughter, so I'm not going to do that.
	Don't show it, dumbass.
	No, no, she's terrible.
	Oh, she looks kind of normal there, though.
	That's old news.
	She's full on it.
	She's a Tifa weirdo nudity now.
	Stop doing that.
	You're going to run across it accidentally.
	My daughter was really bummed.
	She didn't get invited to her friend's party after hanging out with her for four days.
	And I saw her.
	I could tell her eyes were wet.
	And I go, what's going on?
	Kids do this thing, especially with me, the authority figure, where I go, what's going on?
	They just go, nothing, chilling.
	You can tell her eyes are wet.
	So you got to go to mom and say, what's going on?
	It's like she wasn't invited to that thing.
	And I go back upstairs and I said, do I find out why you're sad?
	And she's like, oh, yeah, well.
	And I go, you're right.
	You're right to be pissed off.
	This is not FOMO.
	This is like semi-betrayal.
	You should be bummed out.
	I'd be Pissed.
	I'm pissed.
	I might talk to her dad.
	I know I don't want to meddle, right?
	That always makes things worse.
	But like one time, she said to me, There was a big fight, and she was crying.
	This is like a year or two ago.
	And she goes, I feel like you loved me more when I was a little kid.
	And I was like, Yeah, that's valid.
	Because now you're 13, you have your own shit, and we have two other kids.
	But when you were three, we were fawning all over you and making you costumes for Halloween and hanging on your every word.
	So you're right to be pissed.
	And I think it's important as a parent to tell your kids when they're being full of shit.
	Like my son was crying because I unplugged Call of Duty because he wouldn't stop playing it.
	And he's crying.
	That's bullshit.
	No sympathy for me.
	Fuck off.
	They took away your video game after three hours.
	But when it's something like, I don't know, you guys used to fawn all over me and now it's like I'm one of three.
	And I go, yeah, you should be pissed off.
	You got gypped.
	Your attention got diluted to a third.
	Be pissed off.
	And I think when you do that, and I'm guessing, all of us parents are winging it.
	But I think when you do that, you make the kid feel less stranded.
	Like, I think, I think, I'm scared to even go near this subject, but this sort of teen suicide, I'm guessing a part of it might come from having a bad feeling, like I feel abandoned or I feel neglected or I feel betrayed and having no one around you go, that's gay.
	You're wrong to feel that way.
	You're just being a bitch.
	And then you go, I guess I'm a bitch.
	I guess I feel these feelings and my feelings are stupid.
	And that's when you feel despondent, like there's no future.
	But it's important as a parent when your kids have legitimate beefs to go, that's a legitimate beef.
	Yeah.
	You should be pissed off.
	Your twin sister got a fucking car and you didn't get a car.
	That's fucked up.
	And then they feel, okay, so I'm not crazy then.
	You know, we all have that at the pub.
	Like you say to your friends.
	So she says she's going to take me there.
	And then I get two tickets and she goes, oh, maybe I'll go with my friend.
	And then you and her husband can go.
	I go, I bought these tickets for us.
	I was pissed off.
	And he goes, you should be pissed off.
	You're like, you're right, right?
	I'm not crazy.
	I goes, no, you're not crazy.
	I'd be furious.
	Kids need that too.
	All right, let's keep frying people.
	So that guy got fucked.
	Let's stick with the cancel thing, though.
	What was 1-9?
	Oh, this is what Barstra Sports is being canceled for.
	This was like however long ago Colin Kaepernick was.
	Colin Kaepernick not standing for the national anthem has become a huge story.
	So I'm going to say something that's racist, but I don't think it's racist.
	I don't think if you think something and don't say or act upon it, you can be called a racist.
	But you're going to say it.
	I'm going to say it.
	When I heard this story, I didn't read it.
	I didn't know why I was saying there.
	I was like, oh, he's an ISIS guy.
	Like, that was my original thought.
	Because he kind of looks like...
	He is very confusing.
	I would give you that.
	Go ahead and wrap on the screen.
	Wait, you thought he was not standing for the national anthem because he wanted to, like, kill all Americans?
	No, I thought he maybe had some terrorist Arabic.
	Just pause.
	What the fuck's the matter with that?
	You made a mistake.
	I'm not saying that was a mistake.
	Colin Kaepernick does look Arabic.
	So when I first saw that, I thought he was a terrorist.
	This goes back to what I've been saying all week.
	We are responsible for 150% of what we do wrong.
	They are responsible for 20% of what they do wrong.
	And this double standard, forgive me if I've already used this analogy.
	Actually, stop me if I have.
	But say there was a bunch of, we won't say retards because we're actually talking about people with Down syndrome.
	Say there's a bunch of people with Down syndrome, right?
	And they go, I want to kill everyone who's not, who's normal.
	I don't know what they call us.
	Non-retards.
	I want to kill everyone who's abled.
	And you'd go, oh, okay.
	I want to have a protest and destroy the able people.
	We matter.
	And you'd go, yes, you do.
	And you'd help them with their signs.
	And they'd go, yeah.
	The able people are shitty.
	I want to slit their throats.
	And you go, okay, you slit our throats, Mr. Blister.
	I am the aunt angry.
	And then if someone else went, you know what?
	I want to kill all retards.
	They'd go, shoot you dead.
	So the way they're treating blacks right now in America with this double standard and all of this pandering, it's like I say that they see them as pets, but they see them as so below them.
	The bigger tree of low expectations is reaching retard levels where they're just like, okay, kill me, boo, boo.
	I want to kill me.
	Yeah, you're adorable.
	Like I was watching NWA, the movie.
	It was just flipping through the channels.
	And in the studio, there's Louis Farrakhan.
	Like we give Louis Farrakhan a retard pass.
	He talks about killing Jews, says they're termites.
	And he's got a box set out right now with Stevie Wonder and Snoop Dogg.
	If you don't have the same rules for other people, it's because you see they're below you.
	Get it?
	Like, if Ryan farts on me, I'd punch him in the face.
	If it was really close and it reeked.
	But if you pass out at a party.
	But yeah, that's probably not the best thing.
	Because you spread your ass.
	But if it was a peanut chili sandwich.
	If my seven-year-old farts on me, I don't have the same rules for him.
	I might even laugh because he's a little kid.
	Leftist America is tolerating all this bad behavior because they see them as little kids.
	So they're the racists.
	Maybe it was like on Palestine side or something.
	That's dumb, but he is first team, all racial confusion.
	I don't know what's going on there.
	You know, the fear is not crazy.
	He's playing a dumb guy character.
	This is the same thing that Chevy McGillis.
	No, no, no.
	But look at that.
	Look, that he's saying, here's what he's doing.
	He's saying a silly thought that crossed his head, which really genuinely did, I believe, cross his mind.
	Which is not a crime.
	I mean, I thought, I assumed he was like Jewish black when I saw him, but I could see you thinking, especially if you didn't see the fro, that he's like some sort of Arab.
	So he's taking that silly thought, and now they're flushing it out as a bit.
	Yeah, now he's milking it.
	And now they're milking that silly thought.
	Like, say I first saw you and thought you were a girl.
	And then these guys are going, but the mustache, the facial hair.
	And I'm like, I don't know.
	Maybe he's like a hairy group.
	You see, sometimes with Hispanics, the woman, when they get older, they'll have a mustache.
	Older, yeah.
	When they're 80, he's 30 years old.
	That's the kind of bit they're doing.
	His first team, all racial confusion.
	I don't know what's going on there.
	You know, the beard.
	It's not crazy.
	He's got a juice rose.
	He's got juice.
	Jufros, terrorist beard, terrorist skin.
	Whatever.
	It's also the left willfully not getting jokes and pretending they're outraged.
	Being good at it, if you will.
	Also in the cancel news, Sue Ellen.
	Oh, no, no, let's not do that.
	I want to do a whole show on that.
	Oh, this is a funny one.
	15.
	So this guy, and you'll notice this with the environmentalist movement, these people who genuinely care, they end up running into an unfortunate thing called the truth.
	For example, Sierra Club, that was a company that was obsessed with the environment, where they still are.
	But they started doing all the research and they realized it really just comes down to number of people.
	Like China's ruining the country because they're so overpopulated.
	Sweden is not because their population is in check.
	And what's the number one cause of population?
	Immigration.
	If you look at America, right?
	This is the way, can you see this?
	This is how our population is going right now, right?
	It's going up.
	But if you'd like to see who is in the up, they call it the wedge in the immigration scene.
	American citizens, and that's black, white, everyone who's a citizen who's been here for a long time, their population hasn't really budged.
	Wait, I'm going the wrong way.
	Their population hasn't really budged.
	All of this, this entire wedge, is immigrants.
	So if you want to control the population and save the environment, you cut out the wedge.
	And that means ending immigration.
	So Sierra Club unfortunately, accidentally, were not happy about discovering this.
	And they went, well, we got to go this way.
	A lot of their donors were Jewish and said, look, my parents were immigrants.
	We came here.
	I'm happy to donate to this.
	But if you guys keep on that immigration shit, we're done.
	So the Sierra Club split in two.
	And there's like Sierra Foundation now and Sierra Club.
	Sierra Club, I can't remember which is which, but one deals with the facts of immigration and the problems that it has for the environment.
	And the other totally ignores that and just plows through like they ignore the elephant in the room.
	And that happened to me as an environmentalist teenager.
	I discovered population was the problem.
	And it happens to all of them.
	And I love seeing them.
	I remember the New York Times had a like Enviro Watch regular column.
	And they would talk about the damage being done.
	And then they, inevitably, you walk far enough into the jungle and you start wading into the swamp and you go, oh shit.
	And they have to either walk backwards or keep going.
	So this happened with Michael Moore with his movie where he goes, I'm going to look at wind energy, solar, and electric.
	And he discovers they're all bullshit.
	So his solution is kill everyone.
	So this guy, heavily devoted environmentalist, John Robson, and he says, on behalf, he says this at a speech, on behalf of environmentalists everywhere, I would like to formally apologize for the climate scare we created over the last 40 years.
	Climate change is happening.
	It's just not the end of the world.
	It's not even our most serious environmental problem.
	Whoops.
	So Forbes just deletes that.
	I guess it was a Forbes talk.
	And they've just deleted that and they're trying to scrub it from the internet because this guy's gained a lot of respect.
	He's got an incredible pedigree.
	He lived all over the world, worked with starving people in Africa, helping endangered species and all this shit.
	So he's a well-respected dude.
	He even wears a t-shirt to important events.
	And they're going to cancel him.
	Michael Moore is being canceled for what I just said.
	Isn't it awesome?
	You know, Milo said this a long time ago.
	He goes, you and me, he's talking to me, being canceled.
	Nah, it doesn't really make a change.
	Everyone has to get canceled.
	Like Ben Shapiro needs to get canceled.
	Carpe Donctum was good.
	Atheism is unstoppable.
	Did we talk about this already?
	He's been banned.
	Stefan Mollenya.
	Yeah, for talking about you.
	We're getting all the ones who, you know, are safe.
	All the guys who checked all the boxes, crossed all their T's, dotted all their I's.
	There's an interesting bug in the studio that's kind of bright orange.
	What is that?
	Maybe it's like...
	Oh, yeah, that's what it is.
	A ladybug.
	Oh, that's good luck.
	There's two types of ladybugs.
	There's one that's a nightmare and one that's a cutie.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Last story, one four.
	Farcan donked him.
	Fucking one four.
	Fucking going up there again.
	Oh, this is the last story on cancel culture, not our last story before we start taking calls.
	Well, here's what Biden is up against.
	Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.
	This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City.
	Go back, go back.
	He posted it.
	So he won't say carpe donctum.
	A semi-anonymous man.
	Semi-anonymous.
	I bet he had more followers on Twitter than Brian Stettler.
	Actually, he's still on Twitter.
	No, he's not on Twitter.
	No.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Back and back and back.
	This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City, from Kansas.
	He posted it, and then the Trump world posted it, and then the president himself posted it on Twitter.
	It's Biden fondling himself.
	Now, on one level, it's just a funny meme.
	Is that fondling, really?
	On another level, this is how politics is wage this day.
	These are the meme wars in action.
	Just pause.
	He just admitted that Biden sniffing is fondling.
	So if you see Biden doing that to anyone, he's fondling them.
	Oh, man.
	That's pretty good.
	Democrats understand what they're up against because there was a Mother Jones hub on the other day saying the right-wing media machine is much more effective at this kind of visual communication, and the Democrats aren't even trying.
	I love you.
	By the way, speaking of Mother Jones, they talk about how we have a problem in this country with white shooters, mass shooters, and that's sort of the trope that we all go by.
	We all know that mass shooting is a problem in this country.
	70%, if you go down, you do four and up as your number of a mass shooting, 70% of the time they're black, both the victims and the shooters.
	Most victims of mass shootings are black.
	If you go as low as three or more, it's 90% black.
	But what Mother Jones does is they take out gang-related and gang warfare and all of these things.
	So they pick out all these black things until it's just white.
	And then they have the gall to say, it's just white.
	So what is this?
	Four plus people in a single incident.
	That's looking pretty melanin-based to me.
	Isn't it?
	Looking pretty dark.
	Pretty fucking dark, by the way, Bagman.
	It's very male.
	Oh, one Asian.
	A couple females.
	Where's the Asian?
	Oh, there he is.
	It's like, where's Wang Doe?
	All right, go back to Brian's, the turgid tattletale.
	All right.
	What software does Carpe use to do that?
	Gotta be After Effects.
	I don't know, but I think After Effects.
	I can't breathe in this thing.
	Speed.
	Ludicrous speed!
	No!
	Just pause.
	You know what's going on here?
	Brian Stettler is such a megalomaniac.
	He loves that he's in there.
	He just had to show that he's in there with Hillary and all these other people as this major player.
	Yes.
	But now he's pretending it's serious news.
	Because otherwise, why would you show that if it was so?
	Yeah, of all the memes you could have chosen that Carpe's done.
	I can't believe they gave a show to the guy who gave the Joker a gun in Joker.
	Look at him nodding.
	I'm understanding your jokes.
	What have I done?
	My brains are going into my feet.
	You can't always get what you want.
	Who was that?
	Space phone would.
	But if you try sometime, or you might find.
	You can't find your name Stop Midstuff just has to show the entire thing, doesn't he?
	That's ultimately what all these people are, they're just mega-mobile.
	They're purchased.
	He looks exactly like my wife's pussy.
	Can you sue for that?
	Well, here's what Biden is up against.
	Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.
	This is a.
	That was one of the most top-notch things I've ever seen from Carpe.
	Yeah, that was really.
	It was like with the graphics and all that.
	So should we talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being apprehended?
	I mean, do you really come to censored.tv to get off my lawn to find out the latest news?
	Oh, I guess I just sent you the home page.
	There's two links.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, there's a smoke show one.
	Yeah, let me see.
	So there she is.
	She is so fucking hot that I am offering right now my services to Hillary Clinton to fuck her to death in prison.
	That's very generous.
	I mean, you're going to kill her, right?
	So you're going to have some fake corrections officer go in there.
	I will wear the corrections officer uniform and fuck her to death.
	We should take bets on when she's killed.
	I heard, yeah, that seems like a good idea.
	Oh, I had a funny idea for a campaign.
	Take this bridge down, and it's about the Cuomo bridge, Mario Cuomo bridge.
	It has to be taken down because Mario Cuomo had a campaign when he was fighting Ed Koch, and it said, vote for Cuomo, not the Homo.
	Which is why Andrew Cuomo always has rainbows and shit because he's petrified.
	That's going to ruin his career.
	But Mario Cuomo said, vote for Cuomo, not the Homo, against Ed Koch.
	So we should take down that bridge.
	And then I remembered, well, the FBI is monitoring everything I say, and they might think that I want to blow up a bridge and get me more canceled.
	But anyway, yeah, Ghislaine Maxwell.
	Look when she was young, too.
	Go up.
	Up, up, up.
	There, there, there.
	Whoa.
	That is some business, is it not?
	Is she French?
	Ghilaine.
	Yeah, that's that was dumb.
	Of course she is.
	That is a very attractive lady.
	What would you give her at a 10?
	That's an 8.8.
	That's like a classic, you know, rich French chick.
	An RFC, yeah.
	And the French don't care about fucking young girls.
	Thank heaven for little girls.
	Let's keep going.
	That's like that was their national anthem.
	That was a terrible time.
	Wait, go up.
	That was a terrible time for fashion.
	That Jerry Seinfeld era in the 80s.
	Yep.
	Early 90s, late 80s.
	Yeah, that's pretty bad.
	So gross.
	Saggy and disgusting.
	Yeah.
	Keep going.
	That looks fun.
	I like that look.
	You notice they try to bring Trump into everything, right?
	So because Trump was photographed with her, he was probably, he, Yeah, we had an incident with him.
	We had to get him out of there.
	It was very unfortunate, but we were friends, frankly, but did something wrong.
	And so we took him out.
	Oh, here's the last story we should do.
	You know that guy who got me kicked out of a C-PAC?
	He got...
	And this is with our theme of the cucked right.
	He got...
	I brought pens from home.
	I got pens from home.
	Whoa, whoa.
	That, what's his name again?
	Jason Charter.
	He is.
	Jason Charter.
	He's got some horrible disease where his eyes fell out and had to be replaced with assholes.
	How do you climb trees that you can't walk?
	Are big.
	He's a breasty young man.
	He's got nice tits.
	I'll get him there.
	So he was the guy we had on the show the other day.
	Well, not on the show, but he attacked Jack Pisobic and was crucial in that taking down of that statue.
	And now he's facing charges with the FBI.
	I'm dubious.
	I'm dubious.
	I see him getting away with it scot-free.
	That's usually the way these things fucking go with Antifa.
	Or at least represented for free.
	Of course.
	The worst thing we've seen now is John Campbell getting a year at Rikers, but he almost murdered a man.
	And he still gets a year, a quarter of what the Proud Boys get for a 17-second fight.
	Gavin, you keep bringing that up.
	Yeah, I do.
	My friends are in prison.
	All right, should we jump to calls?
	Sure.
	There he is.
	Look at him.
	He's like four.
	Two.
	And he's dying, and he has a cane.
	And maybe he's a hemophiliac.
	Maybe he just has a death wish.
	And there's Jared Gordon, his weird little face.
	He looks like he's a little English boy, like an eight-year-old English boy.
	What a seamless transition.
	And that dude, that dude, slightly offensive, had Jason Short.
	What's his name?
	Jason Charter on the show.
	Antifa Unmasked.
	Anyway, I'll be absolutely stunned if the FBI does anything with that guy.
	Stunned.
	Most people don't know the okay symbol for a lot of folks means white power.
	I'm not going to do that.
	Dude, Jay, no, but it doesn't.
	That was a 410.
	That was a 410 troll.
	Who wears buttons on their dress shirt?
	His shirt looks like my Crocs.
	After I got my gibbets.
	With your favorite coup, meet Elijah Schaefer.
	This is our weekly podcast.
	So we're getting a new studio, by the way.
	20, 30, 40 years.
	That's not an inspiration.
	Should we do something like that?
	I want to have a lot of depth of feel.
	I know you like anti-fascist.
	You know, one thing I was thinking of is very white, like this sort of idea, but like super lit.
	So we look like we're in space.
	And then it's funny when you're dressed kind of like a slob or something and you're in this on this spaceship.
	That's pretty cool.
	Yeah, something modern but minimalist kind of.
	Because it's been a success.
	I think we're up to 16,200 subscribers, 100 bucks each.
	That's $1.6 million a year.
	I didn't really spend much besides Cornel West and those dudes.
	Remember that escape from New York?
	Maybe I shouldn't be talking about our inner workings, but there's so much you can play with with the net.
	Like say it was the Great Depression or something.
	I could just narrow it down to this.
	I could probably find a place that's $1,700 a month, pay Ryan his salary, which is slightly above the average American salary.
	And now I'm down to my costs are like probably $150,000, $200,000 a year.
	You don't need a lot of subscribers for $200,000 a year.
	You need 20.
	I'm really bad at this.
	Me too.
	I thought you were better at math.
	No, 200.
	200 subscribers?
	Yeah.
	Dang.
	This is so embarrassing, and my dad would fucking punch me in the vagina if he saw me doing this.
	But it's the easy ones that I have a lot of trouble with.
	So say we had only had 200 subscribers, right?
	I've seen you do like complex times.
	That's why it's kind of $100 each.
	That's $20,000 a year.
	Damn.
	So that's not enough.
	Doom, we got a goal.
	2,000 times 100.
	I know it's embarrassing, but you're one zero off and the whole thing's BS.
	That's 200 grand.
	So we need 2,000 subscribers to subsist.
	Worst case scenario.
	All right, so we're not going to do the mailbag because the taking calls is the mailbag.
	I'm going to get a beer and you're going to start taking calls.
	Why don't you put the camera on you?
	Okay.
	Entirely on me?
	She's good.
	Why don't you describe your outfit?
	What the fuck are you wearing?
	Oh, this is kind of like...
	Well, I put the collar over the jacket to do kind of like a 70s thing with little...
	Oh, yeah.
	When Gavin arrives at the studio, I like to put on, let's say, like, Let's Dance by like something kind of disco.
	And when he walks in, I make sure my voice comes through the speaker and I go, and here she is.
	I forgot.
	I had a great line today.
	I put on the song Shame by Evelyn Lynn Champagne.
	And it was here she comes, the bell of the ball, better than all the rest.
	And if you don't start dancing, it would be a shame.
	And then it goes, bam!
	I'll put up the number.
	And what's the light?
	Show them the light.
	he's got a whole disco light.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, one second.
	Let me just put it in.
	Let's see.
	Let's put up this call-up number.
	Okay.
	So, there's the number if you'd like to call in: 718-400-6959.
	Yet again, that is 718-400-6959.
	By the way, speaking of mail, Mercedes is sending like a letter a day now.
	And I would say there's a one in a thousand chance she's guilty.
	But it does pop into my head.
	Like I interviewed Damian Eccles of the West Memphis 3, and as he's sitting there talking, I'm thinking, like, yeah, you got railroaded, man.
	But part of me is going, really hope you didn't kill those kids.
	And I said that to Anthony Kumi, and he goes, me too.
	That's what I was thinking the entire time.
	Yeah, it's hoping I'm talking to a child murderer, and I'm talking to someone who was framed.
	That's a permanent stain.
	I mean, I know her very well.
	She's not erratic.
	I've never known her to like back when, before all this happened, it's not like she ever sent me a text going, you're lying, you motherfucker, like that crazy Karen at the beginning.
	She's always been 24 hours.
	I've even partied with her and her husband.
	And there's never been a moment where they're like weird or babbling or doing anything, you know, gross.
	They're nerds, really.
	I know it's hard to imagine a porn star as a nerd, but.
	Well, we got the lines open.
	But remember this whole thing?
	The escape from New York and stuff?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's pretty cool.
	I still like that.
	I know you do.
	But she sends me newspaper articles.
	Craving Atrocities Truth.
	Agne Zeka Holland, known for Holocaust films, takes on a further horror in Mr. Jones, Stalin.
	I mean, is this a child porn woman?
	I just wrote you yesterday, but I have a creative idea.
	I'm going to share with you before I forget it because it's clearly absurd.
	So the popularity of that Miranda guy's appropriation of white culture via Hamilton, seriously, what the fuck?
	You can't just make the founding fathers Puerto Rican because you feel like it, made me realize if he can do something so absurd, why can't I?
	So why can't I write a hip hopa about Nazi stormtroopers who are black?
	And Hitler is played by Kanye West, where the stormtroopers are sending white people who sing real opera to the gas chambers.
	Wait, it gets better.
	So of course, because it's an opera, there are star-crossed lovers who are not to be.
	There is a black gal who sings Amin Aria.
	I don't know anything about opera.
	And a white guy who can give Eminem a run for his money.
	Of course, this causes quite a stir in this racist hip-hop opera singing Nazi alternate universe.
	It's pretty good.
	Was Black Klansman kind of like that or no?
	That's like a revenge.
	No, Black Klansman is based on the true story of this black guy who called up the Klan and said, hey, man, I want to join.
	And they, of course, having no real members since the early 1920s, jumped at it.
	And then he sent in a white guy, Adrian Brody.
	So this heroic movie about a really brave black man is about a guy who made a phone call.
	And then Adrian Brody is the one who's putting his life on the line.
	And Aria, by the way, is a self-contained piece for one voice without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment.
	Gay.
	AKA, it's gay.
	Can you imagine listening to opera?
	Like, I'll go pretty kooky sometimes and listen to classical or maybe some old blues like, I got my baby on my.
	And I don't really enjoy it.
	But the idea of like taking the needle and just, ah, let's have some aria.
	It has its moments.
	Oh, shut the fuck up.
	Like Amazing Grace by Pavaroti on, like, in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral.
	Opera.
	Go click on Aria that you just had up.
	That is so opera.
	That's very opera.
	Okay, let's see.
	That magic flute.
	No, no.
	I don't want to heavarati.
	Oh.
	I don't want to hear the Elvis of it.
	Let's hear this chick.
	The magic flute.
	The magic flute.
	Oh, she looks, you know.
	Oh, the royal audience.
	get dressed up and go see this This is like the Charlie's Angels of opera.
	Funny opera why you don't listen to it.
	Are you trying to get laid?
	I like Pavarati.
	No, you do not.
	Yes, I do.
	I've listened to interviews by him and stuff.
	Oh, wow.
	You sound like a huge fan.
	Well, you know.
	And what's funny is they'll have these loginistas, they're called, in the upper deck, and they're just so judgmental.
	They're like, that wasn't true to form.
	I didn't like his vibrato.
	It wasn't.
	They're just snobs and weird.
	How do you know this?
	Because I looked into it.
	I just, I don't know.
	I was like, I ignored opera so long.
	I just looked into it.
	I hate being in the theater and watching plays.
	I'm so uncomfortable the entire time.
	I must have a panic attack.
	Musicals is even worse, and I would imagine operas would be hell.
	Yeah, I wouldn't sit through a whole.
	Nobody would.
	James Ananopoulos?
	James?
	I had a workout today that was so intense, I'm going to accuse the gym of elder abuse.
	That's a terrible lot.
	Okay.
	Let me just catch you up on my workout today.
	A round is three minutes on, 30 seconds off.
	Two rounds of skip rope, which I Fucking hate, and my calves feel like they're going to start bleeding.
	Two rounds of shadow, but with these hand gloves that have weights on them.
	All right, two rounds of the speed bag, which I quite enjoy.
	And then I was like, Okay, I haven't been here for three days.
	I was on vacation.
	Let's take it easy.
	He goes, No, hit the heavy bag as hard as you can, but you only have four rounds on the heavy bag.
	All right.
	And he says, like, he wants to see me going, like a real fight, nailing it, which I can do for a little bit.
	And then I'm going like, boom, boom, ooh, ooh.
	And the only way I can, like, do that is to make sounds.
	And then guess what Doc says?
	Uh-oh, I love Doc, by the way.
	What'd he say?
	Well, he's all like, he doesn't get the difference between ball busting and just busting.
	Like, just be.
	There has to be a back and forth here, you know?
	There has to be some love.
	All he does is insult me.
	So he's like, yo, Gavin, just because you're making noise, it doesn't mean you're hitting the bag hard.
	All right, thank you.
	And then I'm doing my, I have like my cool wrap around my neck and I'm pouring cold water on my head because it's fucking 85 degrees.
	And he goes, hey, you're giving us old timers a bad name.
	Gonna have to revoke your old man card.
	So I'm like, oh, good.
	So I'm a young man?
	Right.
	I want my old man card revoked.
	Doesn't make sense.
	So anyway, so that's 10 rounds.
	But in between those four rounds of heavy bag, I had to go up and down the stairs and do sprints.
	Right?
	So now that's four, that's 10, 11, 12 rounds.
	Then he says, do a plank for a round.
	Oh, wait, that was one of the other ones.
	Okay.
	So we're still at 12.
	And then I go, all right, that's fucking 12 rounds.
	I think we're done here.
	And he goes, no, I want you to go and do a side plank and then with your hips, go 50 times.
	Boopy, boopy, boopy.
	With your hand on your hip.
	I know it sounds very easy, but it's fucking 50 of those.
	Then 50 on the other side.
	And I go, okay, I got to go.
	Because we're at 14 rounds now.
	And he goes, no, do a side plank and now go like this with your leg 50 times both sides.
	I go, I could call the cops right now and you would go to fucking jail.
	This is like that black guy who was punching that old dude.
	He's like, get out of my bed, nigga.
	That was me.
	Which one?
	The old guy, obviously.
	And then I go, all right, I'm done.
	That's 14 rounds in brutal, crippling heat.
	I have AIDS.
	And he goes, okay, now just you can basically go, but just do push-ups as much as you can until you collapse three times.
	I want to try that out.
	I want to see if I could hang with that workout.
	I don't know if my stamina is very good.
	I was getting that heat where your jugglers are going, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
	I made a parlor of it.
	You should follow me on it.
	I do.
	Parlor.com.
	All right, let's go to the calls.
	All right, we got Cody talking about Steven Spielberg.
	I'm going to draw Trump.
	Cody, you're on the line.
	Code.
	What's up, Code?
	Might take me a second to realize we picked him up.
	In the meantime, here's your parlor.
	Let's see, Gavin.
	No, no, no.
	And by the way, today, no more of this, like, oh, and one more thing.
	We're doing one thing per caller.
	All right, this guy fucked up.
	He's gone.
	Sorry, code.
	Sorry code.
	Jennifer Tennis again.
	Again, or that's her name?
	You don't remember Jennifer Tennis?
	Nope.
	We were talking about her last name being Tennis?
	I think something's going on with our end if no one can hear us, dude.
	That's three calls where they couldn't hear us.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Are we coming at you?
	No, we're coming through.
	Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
	You're clearly doing something wrong, Ryan, if three people don't get the call.
	All right, well I'm gonna switch to Hey, person, are you listening to the show at the same time?
	This should work.
	Hello, hello.
	Can you hear us?
	Are you on the line?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, how you doing?
	How you doing?
	Through me?
	Yeah, you.
	Lady person.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	The delay is brutal.
	Okay, is there an echo?
	Jennifer?
	Yeah, you're on the line.
	Excuse me?
	Is there an echo?
	Okay.
	Sorry, there's like a major echo.
	All right, that's fucking irritating.
	Go ahead.
	Okay.
	This is Jennifer Tennis.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Well, last time I called, I told you how the video drops were ruining my life because all I do is think in video drops.
	Yes.
	Well, now they're getting in my head like a song does.
	And all day, all I can hear is, I felt ugly, I felt gay.
	Isn't it funny when he says that?
	You see him realize what he's done.
	And he's like, it's exactly like Kelly Osborne when she said, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?
	I felt worthless.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	I watch that about twice a week.
	Yeah, it really is a great moment.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Bye.
	It's a nice lady.
	Jennifer Tennis.
	Jennifer Tennis.
	All right.
	I wonder what her grandfather did.
	Jason, talking about...
	Yeah.
	Hey.
	Hey, you know, these days men have no honor and kick their grandmothers in the teeth for 50 cents.
	But I'm wondering about, I think we should bring back dueling.
	And I was wondering if you had anybody who you would challenge to pistols at dawn.
	Huh.
	Well, I don't want to die.
	Like, I don't want to take my children's father away.
	But for some reason.
	Well, that's just it.
	For some reason, and we don't really, our lives don't correspond.
	And I never watch his show.
	And I obviously have enemies like Jared Holt and all these other fuckers who, you know, actually, or this, I think the co-founder of Sleeping Giants is the one getting us shut down this week.
	But for some reason, Chris Hayes just makes my skin crawl.
	And he just put up a tweet that I sent to you, Ryan, where he said, you know, when I was a boy, my mother wouldn't let me watch Dukes of Hazzard because it had a Confederate flag in it.
	And I'm so thankful to her now for fucking...
	Good work, mom.
	Like, that sounds sarcastic.
	D. You're a pussy.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	And you're right.
	We should bring back duels.
	I think Andrew Jackson had like, I don't want to misquote the number, but I think he had like 30 duels.
	So 30 times in his life, he was ready to die for his honor.
	That's terrible.
	That's terrible.
	I can't stop doing that.
	My tranny boss at work.
	Tranny boss.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Okay.
	So at work is obviously a tranny.
	And she held one of those meetings when all the riots were going on and stuff.
	And she let it slip in that meeting that one of her friends is a lawyer in San Diego.
	And it's also a tranny.
	And it's a member of Antifa.
	So that just like verifies all your theories, right?
	That they have this whole army of random tranny lawyers.
	And they're all so, yeah, they really do.
	And they work for free.
	And they're all fucking head cases.
	This is what I didn't learn until maybe the past two years that we're not just up against Antifa.
	We're up against more than 100 duels.
	We're up against judges and lawyers who are mentally ill fucking trainings.
	Pull up that picture I sent you, Ryan.
	In the notes today.
	What's happening?
	Do your rules apply to women in the workplace too?
	Wait, one more time?
	Get fired, get in trouble.
	Do your rules apply to women, too?
	I feel like I've been wanting to ask you this question forever.
	Yes.
	Get fired, get in trouble.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's not male-specific.
	It's about having the courage to be yourself and not constantly hiding.
	In fact, it might apply to women more because often they can afford it because they're not the primary breadwinner.
	But you don't have to say to him, trainees are fucking bullshit.
	You could say, I don't understand.
	Would you defend a Trump supporter or something like that if they were arrested?
	Question the other day, my coworker, they're all liberals, and she was like, oh, Trump's having such a bad week.
	All these Supreme Court cases against him.
	First, it was gays.
	Now it's illegal.
	And I was like, do you really think he cares about the gay issue?
	And it made her pause.
	And she was like, well, no, I don't think he does, but his supporters clearly do.
	And I'm like, really?
	No.
	Really?
	Really?
	You think some housewife in North Carolina is up all night worrying about gays?
	Like, I think these people get excited when they find some born-again who says they're all going to hell.
	They're like, hey, they're talking about us.
	Like Brian Stettler.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Here's that tranny.
	Yeah, look at this.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	We like you more than a friend.
	Look at this guy.
	Meet Claire Hall.
	Formerly known as Bill Hall.
	No, presently known as Bill.
	Forever known as Bill Hall.
	Forever known.
	Hey, Bill, you're not remotely Claire.
	Like, you could not look more like Bill Hall if you took Bill Hall pills.
	Nice try in quotation marks.
	This is not trying.
	I know plenty of, like, I've seen, go back, go back.
	I've seen a million straight dudes with that hair and their friends, and if it was me and I knew them, I'd go, dude, Bill, what are you doing?
	He's like, I don't know.
	I was going gray and I thought I'd, I guess it's too orange.
	Yeah, you look ridiculous.
	You don't look like a woman, if that's any consolation.
	But it's a weird color.
	Not even if you put on pearls and lipstick.
	So just you're clear.
	You just look like Bill Hall, maybe on vacation.
	Like your head's wearing a tropical feeling a little adventurous, I don't know, at the all-you-can-eat Hawaiian buffet.
	If you said that was the drummer of the clash, I'd believe you.
	I'd be like, oh, cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that just looks like a washed-up punk musician.
	Still rocking.
	Still got it.
	When we say get fired, we mean don't sit there sitting on your hands because you're petrified of telling the truth.
	We got Erison, is that right?
	Yeah.
	Nice.
	Yeah, I enjoy your show.
	I've been trying to get through for quite a while.
	No, I was just going to ask, since Gavin's YouTube channel of like 15 years got shut down, is there a future home for all his old comedy sketches on censor.tv?
	Because those are hilarious.
	Like, fuck the American Bustash Institute.
	It's got to be my favorite video of all time.
	Yeah, I might put them up.
	I mean, I backed up all my YouTube videos on BitChute or an L-B-Y-R, what's that called?
	Library, a long time ago.
	But you know what I realized recently is I have all these hard drives in my office, like a whole fucking Giant drawer of them.
	I have all these.
	So I should put them up.
	It'd be sad if How to Fight a Baby never saw the light of day again.
	You me?
	You mean?
	Yeah, those are all perfect.
	Or even, I mean, you guys used to talk about like making big 180-pound life spook videos or stuff like that.
	Like, is there any future for that on censor TV?
	Yeah, we got to get on that.
	Yeah, we really do.
	We keep just...
	What if we do it like a like we prepare for what would be a vacation, do a bunch of pre-tapes, some mailbag, stuff like that, and then we just film that week some cool extras that we get.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Thanks for the tip, dude, and thank you for your call.
	We got Nick.
	All right.
	Nick, you're in line.
	Hey, man.
	Amazing that guy stole my question, but I've got a different one.
	Are we going to get a t-shirt of the people who were defending their house from the anti-people?
	It seems like the classic get off my lawn motif, you know.
	It really does.
	It really does.
	My only problem is they bended the knee and they started apologizing and saying, we're Democrats and we love black lives.
	Isn't it funny how they said there was that tweet?
	I think, I'm not sure it's in my notes, actually.
	But this woman said they were just going through, yeah, was it 19?
	It was a private road.
	They were just taking a private road.
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	25.
	25.
	They were just taking a private sidewalk.
	They were taking a shortcut, and they went on a private sidewalk.
	Look at this.
	Tweet unavailable.
	Oh, fuck.
	Well, she said they were just taking a private road.
	It's not that big of a deal.
	We do it all the time.
	And then I found a picture, which I sent to you in the pictures, of their fence, their wrought iron fence, that had been folded down like a piece of paper.
	Was it not there?
	Well, just take the guy's face off and put your face on.
	Put Ryan's face on the woman then.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Yes, we will be making this.
	Thanks for calling.
	That picture's got to be there somewhere.
	Yeah, the wrought iron fence was fucking destroyed.
	And they took this ancient, I don't know what it was, some aristocrat's house or something that went back hundreds of years, and they spent years and hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring it.
	And there was, it was very sort of elaborate French kind of Chateau Versailles kind of thing with the fancy, you know, lattice work on the stairway.
	Those guys wanted to destroy that.
	They would have burnt that fucking place to the ground.
	Were it not for the AR-15 and the cute little revolver, whatever that was.
	Calling about gay bandanas.
	Oh, no, no.
	I'm sorry.
	Starting a business.
	His former call was about gay bandanas.
	Yes, sir.
	Hi, Gavin.
	I started my first LLC today.
	Oh, great.
	How much did it cost?
	Nothing so far.
	Isn't it $1,500?
	Well, not yet, anyhow.
	Okay.
	But I got my bank all squared away.
	Started an LLC with the state.
	Registered my name, and it's very exciting.
	What's the state?
	Pennsylvania.
	Southern Pennsylvania.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, they're pretty fair with LLCs and tax and stuff.
	Honestly, I thought I was ready to do a bunch of paperwork, but it was beyond easy.
	And I just registered as General Construction Roving Custodian, and I'm up and running, my friend, and it feels really, really good.
	Yeah.
	So you're going to do general cleanup work?
	You know, I consider myself a roving custodian, but I do construction landscaping.
	And my trade is in woodworking and wood finishing, but it's not so much down here.
	So I kind of am assimilating to the job market down here.
	That's fantastic, my friend.
	Congratulations.
	Yeah, it feels really good.
	Honestly, it feels really, really good.
	It's fun to be out there as a business and put your name on something.
	And I cannot recommend it to people enough.
	My only advice would be eat shit for two years.
	Kiss ass.
	Overcompensate for your customers.
	Kevin, Kevin, I've been eating shit for 15 years.
	So you get used to the muck as you go along, my friend, and it feels good.
	Yeah.
	It feels good.
	I mean, once the customer sees it, keep going.
	Deal with some silly demand and say, no, no, don't worry, we'll fix it.
	We'll fix it.
	I'll come back and fix it.
	Even though you don't have to, that's a customer for life.
	Yeah.
	I've dealt with people.
	They're great.
	It's also good to kick people the hell out of your workshop, too, who are pieces of shit because they're out there too.
	So anybody who does construction or works with their hands, do not be afraid to kick people out of your workshop if they seem like they're an asshole.
	You have all the craft and power, and it's really nice to work with your hands.
	Yeah, business never personal.
	You have to do what's best for the company.
	And when you like the guy, you want him to stick around.
	And he asked you for that job before someone else, but the other guy is much better.
	And it's just like, sorry, dude, business never personal.
	I'd love to get a beer with you.
	That's why it's kind of weird to be friends with the guys you work with because it kills your authority.
	Yeah.
	But it's also really refreshing, too.
	It's a hard balance.
	And that's what makes people who do construction and people who are like, I mean, that's what makes Trump such a good leader because he led construction crews.
	And it's a way different atmosphere and it's a way different vibe than any other work environment.
	So It's really important, honestly.
	I mean, like, from my heart, it's really important to support people who build things and fix things and are working with their hands, honestly.
	Like, you should go out there and buy them subs and pizza, like you do to police officers.
	Like, buy your mechanic a pizza every now and then.
	Yeah, good point, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	I often, whenever I buy those, I just saw one of the cops I bought the sub from, and he's like, hey, man, how you doing?
	Thanks for the subs.
	Whatever you need.
	I always go like this to cops now.
	I don't know why.
	Because I want to make it clear that it's not this.
	Right.
	I saw some dude in a Trump car that said, Trump 2020, best president ever.
	His whole SUV was covered in Trump shit.
	And I pulled up next to him and I went like this.
	And I think he might have thought it was this.
	Oh, no.
	So he was like driving behind me.
	But I have like cop stickers on my car.
	Blue Lives Matter.
	So he probably went, oh, okay.
	But when the cop was saying, hey, man, thanks a lot for the subs that I need.
	I felt like going, see, it's not poisoned.
	It's not poisoned.
	Yeah.
	Because I get paranoid that they just throw them in the garbage.
	Yep.
	That's what I was thinking about getting an Amazon card because there's always stuff around the office that you need and you don't want to come out of pocket.
	Yeah, but we also at some point have to draw the line in our lives and decide what risks are worth taking.
	Now that's how guys talk to one another.
	I love that that exists there just for those occasions.
	Let's see.
	All right.
	We got BLM and Roger Stone.
	What's going on there, fellas?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, what's going on?
	I was calling because I live in PA in the fucking boonies, and they had a BLM protest here.
	Oh, jeez.
	And there was like, there was like four fucking fatties in the front.
	They all looked like they got hit with a bag of what the fuck.
	And like, they drugged like and they drugged like, they drugged like four black kids, and they were like walking in the back with their fucking heads down.
	I mean, it was just pitiful.
	And I couldn't help to think, because I was like thinking Trump was going to fucking have it tough this year.
	But I mean, I agree with you.
	I think they're just walking off a fucking cliff at this point.
	Yeah.
	I mean, the data shows this.
	There was that elections analyst who got fired for bringing this up, but violent protests ostracize people.
	They push people away from your movement.
	Nonviolent protests, like Martin Luther King, bring people towards your movement.
	You can not like that, by the way.
	You can hate it.
	You can say that's a bullshit thing, but it's just a fact.
	And these normal America, middle America flyover states are seeing Chaz and going, fuck Biden.
	Fuck their left.
	They are savages.
	It's literally the fucking truth.
	It can't be any clearer.
	The choice is pretty clear.
	Yeah, we just saw Biden's America, and it ain't pretty.
	What was that?
	Do you think Trump's going to pardon Roger Stone?
	Yep.
	He's fucking better.
	Dude, if he doesn't part, I can't imagine him not doing it, but if he doesn't pardon Roger Stone, I don't know if I can recover.
	That would really change the way I look at him.
	I could do three weeks, Roger in there for three weeks.
	I might be able to digest that, but anything more than 21 days, I don't know, dude.
	He'll be full of shit.
	This is the platform to run on, dude.
	Fucking scoop all your buddies up, pardon everybody, and just start stomping on these fucking turds.
	That's what he needs to do.
	He needed to do that a long time ago.
	People back that.
	Yeah, I think it was time to shut down all this shit a long time ago.
	They had their little run.
	We saw what they do.
	All right, they made their point.
	Time to drop the fucking hammer.
	Yeah, I mean, everybody's just sick of this shit at this point.
	Everyone.
	You know who I'd love to get on the show?
	A moderate liberal who's disgusted by all this.
	I don't think there is one.
	There is like older people that still think the Democrats are like JFK.
	I mean, my mom's mother-in-law is constantly defending and saying it's the JFK party, but I don't think she watches the fucking news or she's high on her pills.
	I mean, I don't see what she's seeing.
	Ryan was saying that about his grandmother.
	She's like, well, I vote DNC every year because I'm Hispanic and that's what we do.
	Excuse me.
	And Biden.
	And he goes, but didn't you see what Biden was doing?
	But she only watches CNN and telenovelas and fucking tele.
	What's it?
	Telemondo?
	Ten novellas?
	No, she's pure American.
	She doesn't speak Spanish or have an accent.
	But you know, she has no idea what it is to toe the line of the left anymore.
	She's just like, well, I don't like Tranny's reading to.
	And why is everything so gay?
	Why is it so gay?
	I was like, you can't say that.
	You're in the wrong party.
	She never heard Biden really talk and stutter.
	It was like, so it's just Channel 7, Channel 4 news.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	I hope fuck it.
	Alex Jones.
	All right, guys.
	Take it easy, fellas.
	I'm going to finish this sentence, that he eats our ass.
	I'm just going to predict that's what he was going to say.
	You know, I've ripped off so like I have so much to, I am deeply in debt to Alex Jones and Anthony Kumia.
	Like this concept I basically stole from Anthony Coomia.
	I didn't really know it was possible.
	We watch movies like Kumia does.
	And the thing I got from Alex Jones is that you never stop fighting.
	Like, ooh, they shut down one of your social media accounts.
	Make another one.
	Oh, they shut down your app.
	Set up a system where people can download your app on their own.
	I mean, he's been doing this since the fucking 80s.
	And he's been enemy of the state since then.
	And he just keeps going.
	And has to deal with that too.
	He's like on seven new, you know, seventh Twitter account, and then he finally has a parlor now.
	Excuse Me, but he's been doing that for a while too.
	Kate Hopkins call from James.
	Hello, this is James.
	Hello, James.
	Hello, James.
	Hi, I was calling to talk about Katie Hopkins.
	My little brother got my 80-year-old dad to subscribe to censor.tv by telling him that Katie Hopkins would be on.
	We don't see her yet.
	And then I was calling to ask about that, and I was calling to ask when Milo Yiannopoulos might stop talking about sucking big black dicks.
	Probably when he stops sucking big black dicks.
	Yeah.
	As soon as he stops, I'm sure that.
	I think that's why he has so many female followers because they hear that and they go, oh, fun.
	And we all hear that and go, yeah, Jesus.
	We have something in common.
	Yeah.
	I would love to get Katie Hopkins.
	I think she's kind of regrouping right now after getting kicked off of Twitter.
	She's already at like in, she's been on parlor for, I think, a few days and she's up to 300,000.
	But yeah, just know that every time you hear about someone banned, I'm dying to get him.
	That's not that it hasn't occurred to me.
	But I don't see that happening anytime soon.
	All right, well, good to hear it.
	Thanks for the call.
	Bye.
	Thanks, buddy.
	We called him?
	The grandfather must be kind of bummed.
	He tunes in to see Katie Hopkins, and it's me talking about my fart Olympics.
	I was saying this to our tech guy today.
	With all this banning, like imagine some dude who wears all black.
	He has a black blazer, black shirt.
	He has lots of facial tattoos.
	Like you only really see his face here, just this part.
	Lots of knuckle tattoos and stuff, Satan.
	Sort of like that dude, remember that weird guy who was like, he was a lawyer and he worked with the alt-right and he had some occultist name?
	Oh, fuck.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	He wore black all the time.
	I think he was involved in Charlottesville.
	Come on, Ryan.
	It's like, his name is like Oxford B. Genesis Orange.
	Occult man.
	Flip.
	What are some other things I might know about him?
	He's not ringing a bell with you.
	Skinny guy.
	This hairdo.
	Crazy paganist tattoos.
	He's a pagan.
	No.
	Anyway.
	Not stick, sex, and hammer.
	That's retarded.
	So someone like that, imagine they do, they hear about, I want to see the most banned shit in the world.
	Like, I want to see babies getting stabbed in the face and then people eating the baby.
	And they go, well, there is this one guy.
	He's banned from everything in this fucking world.
	It's not weave.
	No.
	No, look up, like, alt-right pagan, I think.
	He's a lawyer.
	He's had, I actually kind of, I met him a few times.
	He seemed like a really good guy.
	But he, like, has had rituals with goats and stuff, I think.
	Sure.
	I'll keep looking.
	No, no, no.
	People at home are probably getting pretty mad at me now.
	Want to take this call in the meantime?
	Yep.
	All right, Michael.
	Wait, what?
	Michael?
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep, yep.
	Hey, I wanted to talk to y'all about Parlor.
	Okay.
	About your Parlor profile there?
	Yep.
	Well, I was looking on Twitter on this post from Terror House, Terror House Magazine.
	They had a pretty interesting idea where, you know, I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but I had a hard time finding Parlor.
	It was never advertised or anything like that other than for you guys.
	And I feel like, you know, now that Parlor is getting big and a lot more conservative voices are moving over there, just now we're starting to see a lot more of these bands that we're talking about.
	We're seeing on Reddit and Discord and Twitter and your guys' YouTube.
	You know, I can't help but think that big tech is working to segregate these conservative voices, hemming them in, hurting them in.
	I think they're mad that we're coming up with alternatives because they see that as a threat.
	They want to be in control of the show.
	So they want it such that when I ban you, you cease to exist.
	Right.
	It's like kicking someone out of a nightclub and then you turn around there at the nightclub next door and having a better time.
	No, I need you banned.
	All right, they're just kicking you out.
	They hate fun.
	Yeah.
	They hate fun and then they hate it.
	Like if they ban you and it doesn't mean anything because you go somewhere else, they no longer have the power.
	And I bet it's a financial thing.
	I bet when you lack the power, it hurts your investments.
	All right.
	Yeah, I will.
	Just keep your head up.
	Yeah.
	I will, dude.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Sim Ryan rule.
	So wait a minute.
	The auctions are still going strong.
	I just sent out all the drawings for the first one.
	That was like, they're usually about four grand.
	I think the first one was $35,000.
	This one's $43.
	But this will be tonight's.
	It's based on Alfred E. Batman.
	Alfred E. Newman is Batman.
	And it's our slogan as a voice balloon.
	I'm pretty happy with it.
	I think it came out very well.
	And we'll be auctioning that off.
	And last week was This Is My Motorcycle.
	I'll be auctioning that off.
	So we're up to like four grand a week.
	That's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	I think, you know, I think Justice for Liberty is, I don't think it's updated.
	We have to manually update it now because it got hacked so many times.
	But I don't think that's the total.
	No, no, that was last year.
	I think it's 16.
	Yeah, I think it's up to closer to 50 now.
	So we could be giving these guys $100,000, which was their lawyer fees, 50k each.
	So that'd be cool.
	Ready for another call?
	Yeah.
	All right, we got Matt.
	Matt.
	Hey, Gah.
	Yeah, man.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Oh, yeah.
	How you doing, Matt?
	And more importantly, hello to Raz of the Faz, aka the warlord of that fag zone.
	He's calling me like the Raz of the Fag Zone, basically.
	Yeah, thank you, Ryan.
	I understand what he's talking about.
	And I don't think you get enough credit for starting the fag zone from scratch.
	It's one of the top fag zones in the country now, I believe.
	It doesn't exist.
	It's a non-entity.
	Why are you gay?
	I'm not gay.
	You are gay.
	Why are you gay?
	I know a guy that makes neon signs.
	I'm going to make him make a neon sign that says the fag zone.
	I'd rather you don't.
	Should it say the or just fag zone?
	Dude, he's so proud of me.
	He's always bragging about it.
	Who, me?
	I'm not bragging about it.
	I don't care.
	Yeah.
	I'm not bragging.
	I'm not fagging.
	He thinks he's the first guy to have a fag zone.
	I don't have a fag zone.
	In fact, I'm going to put it in.
	Anyway, love you guys.
	Be good.
	All right.
	Thanks, Bob.
	I don't know what he was getting at, but I know I didn't like it very much.
	Already.
	My wife was reading a book about schizophrenic, the schizophrenic family, that sounds really good.
	And she goes, did you know that nicotine helps augment the symptoms of schizophrenia?
	And I go, yeah.
	That's why you see bums constantly picking at cigarette butts.
	I learned that from talking to bartenders, and they told me that many years ago.
	And then I noticed it with bums.
	And I realized women aren't in bars as much as us.
	And bars are like school.
	It's amazing how much, especially when it's an all-male bar, especially when it's a dive bar, especially when it's older men.
	It's amazing how many facts go on at a bar.
	Like, actually, no, that was, Hitler was on the cover of Time magazine before the war really started moving along.
	He was very popular.
	So was Mussolini.
	The fact zone.
	Like, oh, yeah, I never thought of that.
	That'd be cool if you named it the fact zone.
	Like, for example, today at the bar, I was talking about my smart traffic lights.
	I was like, why don't we have smart traffic lights?
	And then one guy, janitor, goes, what about an old lady who's jaywalking?
	You're going to nail her.
	Oh, right.
	And I thought, oh, I never thought of that, dude.
	But then later I go, wait a minute.
	That's true of all roads at all times.
	Smart or not smart, right?
	Yeah.
	Maybe the smart thing could incorporate something to help the old lady.
	And then this other guy, Randy, goes, no, those do exist.
	And he named some places where if you arrive there and there's no one around, within a few seconds, it goes green.
	I think we have that near my house.
	They've been invented.
	I've been familiar with those, actually.
	You can just say, I'm familiar with those.
	I've been, though.
	I've been familiar with those, and then I was no longer familiar with those.
	I was temporarily familiar with those.
	I guess you're right, McGinnis.
	I guess you're right.
	James.
	James.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Want to say to that last caller, he can eat shit.
	Ryan is the mayor of the Rad Zone.
	Ryan Rose.
	Hey.
	Thanks, man.
	Yeah.
	What I was hollering at you about was the recent story in the news of the St. Louis couple on their lawn with firearms has become a meme and nearly a joke.
	But I think most people that own firearms would probably protect their property if a gang of 20 or more folks showed up screaming and hollering.
	So where I was going with this question is, I know that you've been doxxed before and been unfortunately labeled as a Nazi by some.
	Have you ever ran into anything like this?
	Do you have to, you know, have personal protection, that sort of thing?
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, I've had, when the shit was really hitting the fan, I would be the night shift and I'd be in my front room with my shotgun every night, all night, and I'd go to bed at like seven in the morning.
	And then I started paying cops to do it.
	If cops were your friends, I'd usually get away with $600.
	If it was a security service, no friends, it was $1,200, which adds up.
	And I have an insane security system, like insanely expensive plate readers, cameras everywhere.
	I don't want to get into too many details, but it's like the same security system you'd have if you were a jeweler.
	I've manned that helm too, and it rules.
	Armed to the teeth.
	And I've had my car vandalized, notes left on the lawn, signs put on the yard, people giving my house the finger.
	Never any, you know, any window smash.
	But you look at what Tucker went through where they tried to push through his front door.
	He wasn't there.
	He was doing a show.
	His wife is locked in the pantry.
	Or there was the guy who organized that sort of boomer constitution rally in Philly that was rumored to be a celebration of the synagogue shooting, which is just fucking insane.
	Nazis in 1942 would not be celebrating a synagogue shooting.
	And they threw a brick through his window, wrote Nazion, the brick just missed his wife.
	I mean, and you say, all right, well, let's go get them.
	But they don't, they have an apartment.
	They're staying with their girlfriend and her baby.
	They have a GoFundMe to raise money for their car.
	Like, we have so much to lose, and they have nothing to lose.
	We're up against fucking gypsies, basically.
	Rich gypsies.
	Rich sees.
	Nice.
	Well, I think it requires much more bravery to stand, I mean, basically alone against the mob.
	You know, and sadly, in our society now, we celebrate, you know, these people in large crowds, and that is the exact opposite of bravery in my eyes.
	But anyway, that answered my question.
	I think you guys are awesome.
	Keep doing what you're doing.
	Where are you calling from?
	I'm from Oklahoma.
	So it's not too hot there right now.
	Yeah, it's hot and humid actually here.
	But I wanted to say, I guess, one last thing.
	I have a brother named Levi, and we both listen to your show quite often, and we both get a laugh.
	I don't know if you notice you do this, but every once in a while, somebody named Levi will call in, and you'll say, oh, you must be Native American, and we're Native American.
	So it's just kind of funny.
	Yeah, it's the ultimate American Indian name.
	Well, you better check to see if Maggie Longclaus is pregnant, because I think if Levi got in there, she probably is.
	That's funny.
	All right, thanks, buddy.
	The one whose brother calls the show.
	You know what my brother-in-law's Indian name is?
	Probably something awesome.
	No, it's not.
	He hates it.
	What?
	It's Walks on Water.
	That's cool.
	No, it's not.
	That's Jesus.
	I mean...
	What?
	No, he's Chauncey Gardner.
	The elders will, I think they take peyote and they just sort of look at you and vibe it out.
	My wife dated a guy in University of Wisconsin.
	His last name was Mankiller.
	That's an Indian last name.
	Like, you know, if your name is Winemaker, you know what your great-great-great-great-grandfather did.
	Or if your name is Carpenter, you know what your great-great-grandfather did.
	My great-great-grandfather is named Mankiller.
	Yeah.
	That's fucking cool.
	Or is that not gay, right?
	Because a lady killer.
	Homosexuality wasn't invented until very recently.
	Actually, homosexuals back in the Indian days, they used to praise them and stuff because they had the feminine and the masculine.
	Oh, yeah, they're called two spirits.
	They're two spirits.
	Two spirits, eh?
	He whose spirit is dual.
	You know what's fun is hanging around all these people that the white people are fighting for, like blacks and American Indians.
	When you're around American Indians, the last thing they're talking about is like, yes, well, we're really offended by the Redskins' name.
	And I was reading a blog post about a demonstration.
	You know what they talk about?
	Weight.
	Because their cousin is like this fat and he's dying of diabetes.
	And they're like, oh, I'm getting really worried about Levi.
	It's getting really bad.
	So we talked to him and he's going to visit doctor now and try to get down.
	I mean, I just kept telling him, I just kept saying, Levi, is it worth it?
	Is it worth it?
	Why have you stopped throwing hammers?
	The axes.
	Why did you eat your tomahawk?
	He's going to splinter in your mouth.
	It's funny.
	American Indians and boxers both talk about weight loss constantly.
	And I was talking to Larry Barnes today, and we're sitting down.
	He's like, yo, it's so weird with boxing.
	Like, you sound like a bunch of babysitters.
	Yo, I'm at 193.
	Guess what I was at before?
	212.
	Motherfucking 19 pounds, bitch.
	That's pretty crazy.
	And last time I had solid food.
	Those real numbers?
	He's lost 17 pounds.
	It's around 200.
	I forget exactly, but he goes, guess what the last time I had solid food was?
	I had sirloin chicken.
	Is there?
	No, there's not sirloin chicken.
	Is there sirloin chicken?
	Wait, it says there is.
	Wait, a rear retard or what?
	Yeah.
	Sirloin steak.
	No.
	There's no sirlooin.
	Chicken fried steak.
	There's no sirloin chicken, Larry.
	Fucking guy.
	The sirloin of a chicken.
	Did I already tell you?
	Oh, I haven't told you this.
	I fucking knocked him out with riffing.
	Oh, did I tell you that already?
	I thought you meant.
	Oh, my God.
	I destroyed him.
	Knockout punch.
	Call me Trinidad.
	So he comes in.
	He goes, where the fuck you been?
	Cupcake?
	You're the mayor of Cupcakeville.
	Three days you haven't been here.
	I go, I just got out of Rikers, bitch.
	They found me in front of your house with a gun.
	Did you call the cops or who called the cops?
	It's pretty good.
	Knocked him down.
	It's pretty good.
	Knocked him down.
	And then I came up to him with my phone in my notes.
	I told you I was going to do this and I did it.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was a smash hit.
	Smash hit.
	So he's doing this tough guy thing.
	You want a leapfog?
	Leap.
	Come on.
	I could see him while you do that.
	It's the funniest thing because I'll be like skipping rope and I'll see way across the gym.
	I'll just see.
	And he's just standing there sweating.
	He's always wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degrees with a towel wiping his face.
	Anyway, I go, Larry, man, and I pretend I'm abandoning the bit.
	And I have my notes.
	I'm like, what is your birthday?
	What day were you born?
	And you know how he loves his dates.
	Uh-huh.
	So he just switches into that part.
	He's totally off.
	It's not just boxing dates, too.
	He'll be like, Richard Gere's birthday today, May 23rd.
	Yeah.
	He's 61 years old.
	The day the hamster said, watch out.
	Yo, guess whose birthday it is today?
	Who?
	Lauren Green.
	I don't, who?
	What?
	You know, the dude who lives three houses down from me.
	Yeah, no, Lauren Green was like that Indian actor guy.
	So anyway, I go, hey, what date were you born?
	He's like, mate.
	He's like, this is heaven.
	Because he loves dates.
	He obviously has that one super memorized.
	So it's like I said to fucking a juggler, can you just go like this?
	So he's like, May 3rd, 1966.
	And I go, oh, good, good.
	Thanks, man.
	And he's like, why?
	And I go, oh, the guys are taking a collection to have a gravestone in case you keep running your fucking mouth.
	It's great.
	And he just went, oh, shit.
	Like, he fell down.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And he's like, you crazy, man.
	You fucking crazy.
	They have to get out of that area if they left you hard.
	The best setup punchline I've ever had with a human being.
	He didn't see it coming.
	No.
	It was like I shot him.
	He went, ugh.
	And I've been working on it for days.
	And it's a complicated thing to say, oh, the guys are taking a collection for a gravestone in case you keep.
	See, I just stuttered.
	You're still kind of in it because you're like, wait, wait, wait, a collection for what?
	Oh, the guys are taking a collection.
	And we did take a collection, and we bought him pads that say, Larry, No Fear, Barnes.
	Get out of here.
	And that's the time where you go, we love you, Larry.
	And he goes, we love you too, man.
	No, you love us.
	That's individual.
	We love you too.
	So when I'm saying taking a collection, it's a thing that's happened.
	Okay, so these are.
	Oh, yeah, the guys are taking a collection for your, have a gravestone for you in case you keep running.
	Yeah, that's perfect.
	There's not a moment where you're not like, wait, what?
	Wait, man.
	Fucking man.
	He leaves.
	Some of these are cool.
	Wild condor.
	Some of these are kind of wacky.
	A lean bear.
	These are Native American names.
	Oh, man.
	I would be pissed if I got a lean bear.
	I'd be real pissed if I was Axe Yakuza.
	Oh, my God.
	I'd be fighting the elders if they called me a water-faced individual.
	You are a water-faced individual.
	Why are you a water-faced individual?
	Knock, knock, who is that?
	Water.
	What are your face individual?
	One who is a father of peace.
	Can you just call me Father Peace or Peace Father?
	Axe.
	One who is?
	Yeah.
	That's kind of redundant, isn't it?
	Like, one who is Eagle Child.
	You wouldn't call me, yeah.
	If I'm Eagle Child, you would get one who isn't Eagle Child.
	One who is Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Yeah.
	The feathers that come from over the hill.
	Just say feathers, fuck.
	Man who is like a slow small stream of water.
	That's not good.
	That's a unisex.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	We're bitching that these are too long, but there are definitions of the abbreviated version.
	Yeah.
	Wait, that's a unisex name, but it's about a man who's like a slow smoke.
	Sheesh.
	Whoops.
	Holy man.
	They're not very thorough, those Indians.
	All right, we got to start wrapping this up, dude.
	We're five minutes over.
	True.
	Let's do three more calls.
	I don't know if I can.
	All right.
	Mikey.
	Yo, what's up, G-Dog?
	What's up, Rice Guy?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, man.
	You're also Rice Guy, by the way, you Mexican bastard.
	I got a quick question.
	On your guys's, on the East Coast, is there any word about blacks attacking Latin street vendors?
	The corn guy and is that being hidden?
	No, no.
	What are you talking about?
	Jesus.
	You know, the street vendors that sell the corn on the cob, usually illegal immigrants, that they're being gunned down and targeted by blacks.
	You can look it up on YouTube.
	Just look up Long Beach Street Vendor, and there's been a series of shootings.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, cool.
	Yeah, we'll check that out.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know, that reminds me of when they were looking up cases like John and Max's, it's felony gang riot.
	So they found these guys in, I think, East New York, I forget where in New York City.
	But the guy caught, it was an African dude, right?
	African and American blacks don't get along.
	African Americans and African Americans are not friends.
	So he's got this thing and he's selling a bunch of crap, like little hats or whatever.
	And this guy's stealing from him.
	So he says, what are you doing?
	Why are you gay?
	And he takes the thing back and gives him shit.
	Doesn't arrest him or call the cops or even beat him up.
	Just grabs it, yells at him.
	So then they come back with like five or six guys and kick the living shit out of the street vendor so badly he goes into a coma.
	And then the New York Times reported on it.
	And what's their take?
	That the recovery was just amazing.
	The miracle of a determined African man and how he got over his random brain injury that probably was from like an AC falling on his head.
	I don't know how it happened.
	Let's not get into that.
	And those guys ended up with less than four years.
	The main guy who started the whole thing.
	So yeah, let's see what this...
	Defender was beaten and robbed at gunpoint.
	A neighbor screams as two men.
	Black on brown corn.
	A neighbor screams as two men pistol whipped then robbed 50-year-old beautiful Fernandez.
	One of them even pointed a gun at witnesses, telling them to go back inside.
	The father of four was selling corn in this Long Beach neighborhood yesterday afternoon when a ring camera captured the violent attack.
	My heart is frozen.
	I don't know.
	It's just too hard to watch.
	Maribel Fernandez says her father suffered major injuries to his head and is hospitalized.
	Fernandez has been selling corn in his neighborhood for 30 years and is well known by many who look forward to his food.
	His family can't understand why anyone would hurt him.
	He's a really good man.
	He loves his customers.
	You know, customers will call him at his cell phone time.
	What time are you going to go to work?
	Because we want some corn.
	And then we'll be just waiting him in the corner.
	Now that he's unable to work, his family worries about how he'll make ends meet with growing hospital bills and no ends corn.
	Sounds like a GoFundMe.
	How to make ends corn.
	I'm sorry, that's not cool.
	That was corny.
	Yeah.
	All right, next call.
	That really stinks.
	So I guess that's a thing, though, apparently.
	Is what he's saying.
	All right.
	We've got Cody on the lane.
	Steven Spelberg being a pedophile and all.
	Am I getting better at that?
	No.
	You there, boys?
	Yep.
	You there, boys?
	You there what?
	Yeah, we're fucking there, Estee.
	Proud of your fucking boy.
	Proud of your fucking boy.
	Yep.
	Hey, so, uh, hey, that's, uh, alt-right guy that you guys are thinking of is Augustus and Victus.
	Yes!
	thank you, sir.
	Augustus.
	So what I was talking about.
	So Steven Spielberg and E.T., dude, that's fucking childplay compared to the DFG.
	You ever heard of it?
	The big friendly giant?
	No.
	Dude, fucking shack.
	Do you have Disney Plus?
	No.
	Fuck.
	Are you Canadian?
	Dude.
	Wait, what?
	Are you Canadian?
	No.
	You sound like the guys I grew up with in the Ottawa Valley.
	Fuck.
	Minnesota?
	North Dakota, South Dakota?
	Nope, in Colorado, man.
	Uh-huh.
	Oh, well.
	All right.
	Well, I'm sure we can find a trailer for it.
	Dude, check it out, because it's about a fucking giant that kidnaps a girl.
	He like convinces her that he has to keep her there.
	And she like tries to convince him that she won't tell anybody if he lets her leave.
	And fucking, there's like a scene where he like bathes her and like an extended scene where she's like changing under a sheet and you can like kind of see her silhouette.
	And it's like a fucking 10-year-old girl.
	Is it the new one or the old one?
	I've seen that with my kids when it came out.
	And maybe I wasn't paying attention, but I remember skeeved out by it.
	All right, we're going to check out the trailer.
	Thanks for calling.
	I remember seeing this and thinking, this is a good movie.
	Maybe I was wrong.
	Let's see.
	I was just like, you know, when you have kids, you're just like, are they amused by this?
	Okay.
	Nobody thinks pedophile shit until it starts, you know, coming around.
	That's it.
	Just stole her.
	Oh, I think she was getting abused.
	She's at an orphanage and they were beating the shit out of her.
	Yeah.
	and they he stole Boy, it must be hard to be incognito when you're beat dog.
	Wait, this is the whole movie?
	No, there's the opening scene.
	There ain't no place to go.
	Miss you as wings.
	Whoa!
	No!
	Is he Welsh?
	No such place.
	We traveled a long, long way.
	We traveled a long, long way.
	All right, anyway.
	Maybe we should watch that.
	You know what I was thinking when I was just watching TV for a while?
	That happens sometimes.
	Especially when we've been doing a show for two hours.
	I'm just trying to think, did that look like a butthole?
	Did you think that too?
	You know what I think would be a great movie for us to watch?
	Life in America with Albert Brooks.
	Where he's a rich guy and him and his wife get a nest egg together of money, like a massive amount of money, let's say a million bucks back then.
	And maybe it's Life is Beautiful.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think that's it, right?
	And then she blows it all at an arcade.
	Not arcade, at a casino.
	That's terrible.
	And so they're fucking broke.
	I thought it was Life is Beautiful, no?
	Life is Beautiful, no, that's the Jew movie with the Italian pretending it.
	Roberto Rubin.
	Look up Albert Brooks' America.
	Lawson in America, that's it.
	Maybe we should watch that.
	I like this whole movie because I could see the trailer.
	Bad advertising scene seems to be.
	I could look up a trailer, but there's scenes here, too.
	Yeah, I don't like scenes.
	That's back when you got horny by women being dumb.
	I'm just nervous about tomorrow.
	You'll get the promotion, we'll move into the new house, and we'll be happy, okay?
	You should hear your voice.
	It just fills this room with excitement.
	This is David and Linda Howard.
	They're happily married.
	I want to have sex with you right here.
	Right now, right now.
	And they're about to have a day that they'll remember the rest of their lives.
	David, you're fired.
	Fired?
	Oh, I'm fired.
	Now, they're going to drop out.
	We have to touch Indians.
	We have to see the mountains and the prairies of the forest.
	Set out to find the American dream.
	Oh, my money.
	They had no next day.
	They had a drive next day.
	They had all this cocaine.
	And wind up lost in America.
	To America.
	Look out.
	Here we go.
	Hey, they're in a Winnebago.
	My wife's triber of the Winnebagos.
	Do you have a reservation?
	Well, I just dropped out of society.
	I kind of live moment to moment.
	I really don't do reservation things anymore.
	What do you think?
	I think if Liverach had children, this would be their room.
	Okay, that's pretty good.
	Let's do one more call.
	We got to go.
	All right.
	You know what's hilarious, by the way?
	Yes, that's why I'm rich.
	Oh.
	All right.
	Next call here.
	Let's go with Robert.
	Why'd you go like 10 calls?
	C-TAC.
	Why'd you fuck over all those people who waited?
	How many more calls do we have?
	Well, I just figured for the last call, Something that's legible.
	How many calls are waiting?
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
	All right, let's do all seven super fast.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	Is both of you on the line here?
	Brian?
	Brian, what's up?
	Hey, boys, how you doing, eh?
	Fine, fine, fine.
	What's up?
	Hey, I'm calling about OnePug Life.
	He showed in yesterday's Day of Canada episode.
	Uh-huh.
	He was arrested while going to a BLM protest in Ontario.
	He was kind of swatted.
	He's got an episode up called It's a Conspiracy.
	He was arrested for conspiracy to commit assault with a weapon.
	Who was?
	One Pug Life.
	No way.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	We'll look that up.
	One Pug Life got arrested, poor bastard.
	That's fucked up.
	We love that guy.
	He's such the perfect hoser.
	And he's a mechanic, which I'm jealous of.
	All right, next call.
	Oh, we're going to not look that up.
	Nope.
	All right.
	One day.
	Christine Marie.
	Oh, one second.
	One second.
	One second.
	Unmuting.
	Christine Marie.
	Hello.
	Hey, Christine.
	Hey, how are you?
	I'm good.
	How are you doing?
	Well, I'm doing great.
	My daughter, who is about to turn 12, wanted me to ask you about the riots, but I know that you hate that bullshit.
	So right now, what I want to talk to you is, listen, this is ridiculous, but when I was like 10, my dad and I were like play wrestling like dirk dirk, and I purposely farted on his head, and he didn't talk to me for like five days.
	That's ridiculous.
	If someone...
	The rule at my house is if you fart on your mother, you're going to have like no screens for five days.
	But fart on me, I don't care.
	Fart on me once, shame on me.
	Fart on me twice, won't get farted on again.
	But you're to answer your daughter's question, the riots are a bunch of spoiled brats having a temper tantrum.
	There's no other way about it.
	They have nothing to offer.
	They can't defend their position.
	She's dancing around, by the way.
	She's so excited you're talking to her.
	Her name's Emily.
	But also, Texas mandated masks now.
	What the fuck?
	And they closed the bars back down again.
	That's so ridiculous.
	Texas had a spike because air conditioning, because they were stuck in their homes.
	Oh, my God.
	My brother's a doctor in Ohio, and he's just telling me, like, this is ridiculous.
	He has 10,000, this is like a couple weeks ago, 10,000 patients in his clinic.
	There's five doctors.
	10 got the virus.
	All of them recovered.
	All he's doing is laughing about all this stuff that he's concerned about the economy.
	And, you know, he's like, literally, this is ridiculous.
	Family doctor goes around, you know, 23 years, me, too, teacher.
	And he can't say any of that.
	It would be the end of his practice.
	I know, I know, I know.
	He just subtly sends me stuff, and I send him subtly stuff.
	So, you know, that's how it is.
	But I'm speaking up, man.
	I messaged Ryan the other day because I got like a $2.3 thousand dollar reach or like a like on Twitter because I called that Brian Stettler or whatever.
	I said he was an activist, not a journalist.
	And I got like a lot of retweets and shit.
	So you just told the truth, which has become a sin.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Thank you, Avon, for Russ.
	We're powering through these calls.
	Next.
	Okay.
	Next.
	Relationship advice.
	Go.
	Hey, am I on?
	You're on.
	You're on.
	Okay, so here's the deal to you.
	I'm going to be straight up.
	I have a girlfriend whom I love, but the dilemma is I can either go to law school here in the U.S. or I can move to where she is in South Africa, and I have an excellent job, pays amazing, and political stuff that I can do.
	Both ways, I want to, you know, like fight the good fight, but I have no idea what to do.
	Can she come here?
	No, she can't because of COVID and a mess up with the visa.
	So how it turns out is it's a true dilemma where I have to pick if I want to move there and start a new life.
	And I mean, you've talked about South Africa.
	You know the deal, you know, but also like I really want to help people.
	You're not going to South Africa.
	You know what I do when I meet people from South Africa?
	I go, defect.
	When I meet guys with nannies or au pairs who are from South Africa, I go, defect.
	So that's my answer to you.
	Either get her here or end the relationship.
	You cannot go to South Africa.
	It is fucking hell on earth.
	Thank you for calling.
	We got to power through these.
	Running out of time.
	Yeah, we got three minutes in the cards.
	Next.
	Scotty.
	Scotty.
	Wagwan.
	Wagwan.
	Kevin.
	Yo.
	Why you vex me so?
	Me no feel why.
	We got all my teams going on here.
	I got Babylon closing in on me, you know.
	This pertains to current events, and I think this is close to your boy Tucker's heart, but I'm an adequate landscaper.
	I've been doing it for a year and been getting good at it, if you will.
	And I was wondering how do you get your lawn to look so good?
	Have you seen my lawn?
	Been being good at it, if you will.
	The way you get, okay, that's the last call.
	Thank you for calling, sir.
	I'll answer your call off the air.
	Not off the air, but out of this call.
	The way you get your lawn to look good is to mow it as regularly as possible.
	Grass is a weed, and if it can be constantly trimmed, that weed will overpower lesser weeds like crabgrass and dandelions and all that other shit.
	Once you let your lawn be who it wants to be, it will dominate the lawn.

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