Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E175 - THE WHY OF THINGS [2020-06-16 - S02E175 - THE WHY OF THINGS]

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S02E175 - THE WHY OF THINGS [2020-06-16 - S02E175 - THE WHY OF THINGS]

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	That'd be cool if someone wrote a song about you.
	Yeah.
	About how wonderful you are.
	He's gone.
	Gavin's gone 2,000 miles.
	He has a show on internet TV.
	I miss his mustache and his gorgeous hair.
	Somebody did.
	Dennis Lear wrote a song about you.
	I'm an asshole.
	Chrissy Hind.
	What a smoke show she was.
	Akron, Ohio.
	I've always thought she was Jewish, but she's not.
	But she's got a great little...
	But she always had a great little beaver face.
	No, chipmunk.
	Don't look her up now, dude.
	You're ruining it.
	Ladies, can you not have photographs taken of you after you're 40, please?
	She used to have her bangs.
	She kind of invented the whole bangs in your eyes thing.
	She married the singer Simple Minds and had a kid.
	Some of their songs get on my nerves a bit.
	Like, back on the chain, gang, and don't get me wrong.
	They had a kind of a punky one I couldn't find.
	And then I was, I saw this video, or I saw pictures of this video on Twitter.
	Matthew McConaughey was talking about this black dude who is going to tell us all about everything we're doing wrong.
	And I thought, I'm going to make that the whole fucking show.
	It's like a 13-minute conversation, a 10-minute conversation, a making of, we're going to go through all of that, all of it.
	And it takes up like an hour.
	And I still didn't make it through the whole thing.
	But I said what I want to say.
	The only news we have time to cover before we get all, talk to our guest is this shake shack.
	So cops got milkshakes themselves they bought.
	They weren't handed them by Antifa.
	And they had bleach.
	They said they tasted bleach and they were hospitalized, right?
	Got it.
	So that's clear as day.
	Some dudes who believe all this rhetoric about evil cops worked at Shake Shack and poisoned the milkshakes.
	Got it.
	And bleach will eat your esophagus to shreds.
	It'll kill you very easily.
	But then the NYPD said we did an investigation and there's no crime.
	Now, I don't like talking about this because I hate jumping on the anti-cop bandwagon, which I'm not.
	But what might have happened is the cops were tasting the milkshakes.
	They go, it's kind of tastes bleachy.
	They called their supervisor.
	The supervisor said, get to the fucking hospital now.
	So they were hospitalized.
	And then I think they must have poured through the video.
	There must be videos everywhere.
	And there's no like moment.
	So they were exonerated.
	That's what it's starting to look like.
	But Michelle Malkin, John Cardillo, all my cop friends are texting me.
	Like when I woke up this morning, I was bombarded.
	But upon a bit of research, this doesn't really look like, why would the NYPD tweet that there are no problems?
	And then I said that to a cop and he goes, fucking, they're throwing us under the bus every time they don't give a shit about our lives.
	And I was like, I agree with you.
	I invented fuck the police's boss.
	But the Shake Shack lobby is bullying your superiors into letting people kill you?
	BuzzFeed's saying it's a false rumor.
	No.
	Yeah, that's a rumor.
	God, they're fucking.
	But you know who isn't falling for bullshit is Joe Schilling.
	He's a 26-year-old pizza store owner in a town in Illinois, about a couple hours from Chicago, East Moline, I believe it's called.
	And he's been doing amazing shit, feeding cops free pizzas with no glass shards in them, giving them milkshakes with no bleach in them, but also feeding the homeless.
	I'm sorry, feeding, how does he phrase it?
	Those in need, low-income housing, and having the local PDs deliver the pizza.
	Fucking badass dude, very smart entrepreneur.
	We love to venerate the entrepreneur on this show.
	So let's talk to him.
	The snow is falling down.
	It's colder.
	Joe Schilling, are you there, sir?
	Yes, sir.
	Now, just to introduce you to the folks at home, you are from East Moline, is that how it's pronounced?
	Yes, East Moline, Illinois.
	So it's like a couple hours west of Chicago out there, pretty Midwestern.
	But you're in a real pussy liberal enclave.
	Yeah, I think you could sum it up like that.
	Absolutely.
	The Midwest is confusing because you go to northern Wisconsin and everyone's cool and hunting and American flags.
	Then you go to Madison and you're like, I'm in Berkeley right now.
	Right.
	Yeah, I know, it's kind of crazy.
	Yeah, because it's almost against the rules, you know, to be any kind of, you know.
	I don't even like using the word conservative anymore.
	I just like calling it American.
	Yeah, conservative sounds like you're freaked out by marijuana and gays.
	Right, exactly.
	Which I'm not freaked out by marijuana or gays.
	Not whatsoever.
	Yeah.
	So you started FTP, but instead of fuck the police, it's feed the police.
	And you've been supplying pizzas from your shop to the local PD.
	That's right.
	And it's now trending on Twitter, on Reddit.
	So many people are in support of FTP, Feed the Police.
	And yeah, it's an unbelievable movement we have going on.
	There's millions of people hashtagging FTP, you know, feed the police.
	It's a really great thing we have going on.
	That's fantastic.
	We had a National Guard guy on the other day that said they served him a pizza And it had glass shards in it.
	I read that.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	And then he opened up the water bottles and it smelled like antifreeze.
	Oh my God.
	You know, I don't care how much I don't like somebody.
	I could never mishandle their food, you know, purposely to, you know.
	It's such a violation.
	Did you hear this bizarre story about the Shake Shack?
	Oh, yeah, they put the bleach in their pop in their milkshakes.
	Yeah, but the weird thing is the NYPD put out a tweet this morning saying we've looked into this.
	There was no wrongdoing from Shake Shack.
	Oh, geez.
	And I talked to a cop buddy and I said, what's going on here?
	And he goes, oh, those fuckers, Kowtow, they throw us under the bus.
	And I'm like, so we all live in trembling fear of the Shake Shack lobby?
	Like, I don't get it.
	It's insane.
	Do you get Antifa hassling you?
	I understand they tried to rip you off with a pizza.
	Yeah, you know.
	Pizza order.
	There is a very clear presence of Antifa where I live.
	They don't claim to be Antifa, but they are.
	You know, just by the way they act.
	You know, they, and they, well, the simple idea that they, you know, say, what, what's wrong with Antifa?
	What?
	Are you not anti-fascist?
	You know, it's like, absolutely, I'm anti-fascist, but I'm also anti-communism.
	I'm anti-trying to get businesses shut down just because they don't want to wear masks.
	I guess I'm proud to say I have not once worn a mask through this pandemic.
	Yeah, I hate when they do that anti-fascist thing.
	Yeah, buffalo wings contain no buffaloes.
	You know what we were talking about earlier?
	This is so bizarre, and I think you're embroiled in both of these.
	Our generation, including you, millennials and Gen X, whatever, our generation, the two biggest ruses, possibly of all time, are one, that blacks are being victimized and we need to get out there and protest to stop the murdering of black men, hunted like dogs for sport.
	And then two, there's a massive pandemic.
	We need to stay inside or we're all going to die.
	Now, both of those are absurd, but the crazy part is they're mutually exclusive.
	If we're all going to die for a pandemic, you can't go to a protest with 200,000 people.
	Right.
	Absolutely.
	We have these two crazy lies happening at the same time.
	They contradict each other and they're still both going strong.
	Yeah.
	The thing I've realized is that, you know, the COVID-19 pandemic has become a right and left.
	You know, if you're on the left, masks, masks, wear masks, we need to keep everything shut down.
	If you're on the right anti-mask, well, now the left, I'm being a victim of political targeting now, getting letters from OSHA, things like that.
	They're going to be inspecting me pretty soon, which I don't know what OSHA has to do with pizza places.
	We have our health departments and everything like that.
	But don't worry, though.
	They asked me to provide them with photo and video evidence, and we're going to be wearing hard hats, safety vests, you know, while cooking our pizzas.
	You know, it's very exciting.
	I can't wait.
	You know, everybody's telling me, Joe, this is OSHA, man.
	These are the big guys.
	And I'm going, exactly.
	That's exactly why I should stand up to these guys because I am just a little pizza place.
	And I'm hoping that many Americans, many folks are going to be able to look at it and say, what the hell is OSHA doing at a pizza place over masks?
	Isn't that a health department issue?
	You know, so.
	Well, I think that's what the subtext of this fake pandemic is, is I want to practice having power over my citizens and see how many little tricks they'll do.
	See how they dance when I shoot at their feet.
	And boy, are they dancing when they shoot at their feet?
	The same people that are going to these protests are bitching to me about masks.
	Right.
	Yeah, and they're not standing six feet apart.
	I've seen the videos.
	It's absolutely ridiculous.
	What was this?
	You ripped up your liquor license on a live feed?
	Oh, yeah.
	As I've claimed before, this is the beauty of being smart.
	So I used to have a dining room, and it was May 31st that would have marked 20% of the year 2020 that the state of Illinois, Governor Pritzker, whoever it might be, had dining rooms shut down.
	And coming from a business standpoint, man, if the state's able to shut down my dining room for 20% of the year, I'm not keeping my dining room open.
	I'm never doing it again.
	And instead, we're going to focus elsewhere.
	I'm going to put an extra oven out in my dining room.
	I'm going to have a whole nother make station.
	I'm going to have more employees.
	We're going to hammer down on delivery.
	I'm going to be competing with Uber Eats, all these guys, because I'm going to create my own delivery service with independent contractors that keep all of the delivery fee because I just want to sell more pizza.
	I'm not trying to make money off the delivery, the delivery itself.
	But yeah, so what I did is we got a cease and desist.
	I ripped that up because it was absolutely ridiculous.
	The poor police officer, he felt horrible.
	He goes, Joe, I love you.
	We feed these guys all the time.
	I bring down pizzas, all that good stuff.
	And he says, don't shoot the messenger, but this is just what I have to do.
	It's a cease and desist.
	And they just want to make sure you're in compliance with COVID-19 regulations.
	And so instead, the state of Illinois was gracious enough to give us till July to pay the money for our liquor license or whatever.
	I just ripped this.
	We're not getting another liquor license.
	I'm not paying another two grand so you guys can, what happens when we have COVID-20?
	You know, like, how are we going to react to it then?
	Are you going to shut me down completely?
	I'm not giving you guys any more of my money.
	That's ridiculous.
	I'm going to fuck with your business and you're going to pay me to do it.
	You're going to pay me to sabotage your restaurant.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Yeah.
	What's this about feeding the low-income people and getting cops to do it?
	Oh, that's a beautiful thing.
	So listen, the loudest people, it's a very small group.
	Okay.
	It turns out shrill, very loud.
	Yes.
	And it turns out that there is still people out there, you know, who are poor, minority, and good people that, you know, we want to help out.
	We want to help out everybody.
	And basically, what we're doing, a lot of people are saying, you're feeding the police.
	Why aren't you feeding the poor people?
	Okay, so now, thank you for fueling me again.
	This is the beauty of being smart.
	Now we're going to use the police to deliver the pizzas that are actually provided by not just myself, but my customers too, because we created a little fund where customers can buy pizzas for police or low-income folks.
	And yeah, now that's becoming a thing, and I don't think it's going to stop, which is absolutely beautiful.
	Not only am I making money, but poor people are being fed, you know, and police are getting a good reputation from folks who don't care.
	You know, they don't exactly participate in the nonsense.
	You're also, you're establishing relationships there where they know people in the community.
	Now, the next time there's some sort of call and they go, Daquan, what's going on here?
	You and your sister have to stop all this bullshit.
	It's nobody's car.
	You're sharing the car.
	Like they're familiar with the case and there's less violence and animosity.
	And it all started with a pizza.
	Yep, exactly.
	It's absolutely insane.
	It's absolutely wonderful that I'm able to take something as simple as a pizza, which by the way, I got to ship you one of these pizza packs.
	I was meaning to mention that we got these pizza packs.
	I bought this domain name, pizzapack.com, and we're going to be shipping out these pizza packs so we can make your own pizza.
	But anyway, it's absolutely beautiful that I'm able to take a pizza and turn it into something that results in unity, you know, rather than this crazy divide that we got.
	This is why we love glorifying the entrepreneur on this show, because the politicians make everything worse.
	And the only way we're going to improve this country is for free-minded thinkers like yourself, entrepreneurs, to get out there and come up with a solution.
	De Blasio's wife has spent $852 million trying to create what you just did sitting in your guitar lair.
	Beautiful.
	Well, Joe, thanks for coming on the show.
	You're a huge inspiration.
	Absolutely, Gavin.
	Thank you.
	Thanks, man.
	Have a good day.
	Have a good day.
	By the way, I didn't want to sound stupid because he kept saying he was smart, so that's intimidating.
	So when he was saying OSHA, I was like, obviously, OSHA, yes, very familiar with it.
	I know all about OSHA.
	I don't.
	It is weird that OSHA would come to your restaurant.
	What is it, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	It is the Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs.
	So I guess they do things like broker world wars.
	The Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs, OSHA, serves to advance the Secretary's mission, promoting the Department of Labor to policymakers both in Washington and throughout state and local government.
	They assist the Secretary, Deputy Secretary, agency heads, and departmental staff to develop effective programs and strategies to achieve the department's legislative goals and objectives.
	Jesus Christ.
	That's like who you'd send in to stop a world war.
	And they're off to Joe's Pizza.
	St. Giuseppe's.
	Heavenly Pizza Beats.
	Heavenly Beats.
	I didn't want to get into it, but the Chicago, as a New Yorker, we have a huge problem with Chicago pizza.
	Too thick.
	It's like, I'm a cop guy, other people are a fireman guy.
	I'm a military guy, other people are a Navy guy.
	I'm a Mets guy, other people are a Yankees guy.
	Narrative, the two shall meet.
	I like skateboards that don't have batteries.
	Other people like the skateboards with batteries.
	Anyway, I'm about to swallow up the rest of this fucking show bitching about some asshole I've never heard of before.
	Ready?
	Let's talk about race.
	Let's talk about race.
	I love how everyone wants to sit down and have a conversation about race, but what they mean is I want to sit down and have a particular kind of conversation about race where basically the white person self-flagellates and the black person says, you done fucked up.
	That's not a conversation.
	A conversation about race is like, are you really oppressed in 2020 and the crime stats and unarmed blacks, how many are killed by officers?
	That's a real conversation about race.
	They never happen because there's no demand.
	Black people don't want them and white people don't want them.
	The few who dare have real conversations about race are banished from society as evil Nazis, like Colin Flaherty, the human calculator that just barfs out statistics.
	John Lott, another calculator.
	Anyway, so Matthew McConaughey is a boob, a fucking dunce, who has this cool vibe that he thinks is working for him where he's just like, hey man, so I saw this brother.
	And I thought, I want to sit down with him and bounce a little bit back and forth, have a dialogue, right?
	Remember that we were making fun of him when he started his Instagram page and said, I want to have a monologue, but you need a dialogue to have a monologue.
	And I want to get to know you.
	Sounds like he's starting a cult.
	Anyway, I'm bored.
	I'm going through Twitter.
	And I see him post a video.
	It's the making of.
	And he sat down with a black dude, right?
	Saved the world.
	So it's the making of.
	And I just thought, how solipsistic and vain is it to have a making of the time I sat down with a black guy and talked?
	So then I found the video he's talking about where he sits down and talks.
	And then I realized, so it was inspired by a video this black guy made.
	So the real order we should watch this is probably the guy making the video, and his name is Emmanuel Acho.
	What?
	Emmanuel.
	And then we'll watch the sit-down conversation with McConaughey and him.
	And then I guess we have to, we'll see if we can plow through the making of.
	So let me just predict.
	I haven't watched any of this.
	Let me predict what's going on here.
	The black guy is going to be really tedious And say something like, Look, all we want is respect.
	And if you treat me well, I'll treat you well.
	And it's just about getting to know each other and being real.
	And we've had a lot of struggles, but we want to work with you.
	That's what he's going to say.
	Then, in the making of, which I guess we're doing last, in the making of, Matthew McConnell is going to say, I saw this man and he was having a dialogue.
	And I felt, I want to meet this brother and see if we can get together as a society.
	So I called him up and he said, hey, man.
	And I flew him down here in my beautiful studio.
	And then the dialogue, which I was still not sure what order we'll do.
	We'll see.
	And then when they sit down, it's just going to be this, right?
	It's going to be as tedious and pedantic as this, but Matthew McConaughey will have airbrushed himself into it.
	And they'll both just talk about how we all need to get along, man.
	Stop.
	Yeah, let's get along.
	Let's stop playing the knockout game.
	Why don't you stop hitting the yamukas off Jews in Williamsburg?
	Anyway, let's watch the first video.
	And I'll punch myself in the face if there's anything incredibly insightful that makes any one of us, all 15,000 subscribers, what are we at now, 16,000?
	All of our subscribers go, any one of the subscribers go, holy shit.
	Yeah, that's something else.
	For example, here's an example.
	I was talking to Tom Shalou yesterday, and I read him that, you have to watch yesterday's show, but there was this guy in my town who was half Mexican, which is Spanish.
	You speak Spanish.
	You're a European.
	Sorry, you're a conquistador.
	You killed the Aztecs.
	You're just as bad as me, white person.
	Anyway, he was complaining that twice now he's been mistaken for a delivery guy.
	And then Tom goes, what's the matter with delivery guys?
	Like, is that so disgusting?
	He goes, I wish a delivery guy would get on the next post and go, excuse me, I deliver food that people need every day to their homes.
	I care so much.
	You are in finance.
	You basically babysit money.
	I bring sustenance to people's homes that they need to live.
	I feed the people.
	You don't eat without me.
	So why is it so disgusting to be mistaken for me?
	I hadn't thought of that.
	That was fucking hilarious.
	And it made me go, huh?
	You are not going to get anything out of this guy or Mr. Sneezy or McConaughey.
	I promise you.
	Mark my words.
	All right.
	Take it away, Sneeze.
	Have reached out to me.
	And by y'all, I mean white people.
	They reached out to me asking, how can I help?
	How can I join in?
	How can I stand with you?
	I didn't see that.
	Because in order to stand with us and people that look like me, you have to be educated on issues that pertain to me.
	You'll notice educated never means like educated.
	It means read my links, read this incredibly biased black power site.
	And we're educated.
	Really?
	Did you go to Princeton?
	Although Princeton is just as shitty now.
	...educated so that you can fool the full level of pain, so that you can have full understanding.
	I fervently believe that if the white person is your problem, only the white person can be your solution.
	And so this is made for you, my white brothers and sisters, to increase your level of understanding so that you can increase your level of compassion and lead ultimately to change.
	So consider this a safe space to answer so many questions that I've seen from you.
	The first question I've seen a lot of, Emmanuel, why are y'all rioting?
	I understand protesting, but why are you stealing TVs?
	Why keep killing this?
	Why have so many innocent people?
	For years, black people have tried peacefully protesting.
	He's taken that MLK quote out of context.
	Within the context, he's talking about rioting as an awful thing and how it shouldn't have to lead to that.
	MLK was obviously anti-rioting, but yeah, let's pretend that he'd be on the side of these fucking lunatics stealing TVs and destroying a local bodega and taking all the candy bars.
	That's one of the weirdest parts.
	Oh, I need a 79-cent candy bar for free.
	Going back to 1965 and before with the Selma march, and that didn't work.
	Yes, it did.
	And then in 2016, Holland Capital.
	That worked.
	1968, well, the assassination was probably the biggest deal.
	But after 1968, America went, whoop, we're changing everything.
	This isn't working.
	I hear you, Black America.
	I'm listening.
	2020, they have all went, ah, this is closed for business now.
	We're done.
	I'm not listening anymore.
	Although some losers apparently are, because this has 7 fucking 0.7 million views.
	Apernik, he took a knee and that agenda got moved to a flag, which was never the goal.
	He just wanted to raise awareness on social injustice.
	So that didn't work.
	And so now we've seen riots because black people and hurt people are trying to get the attention of the oppressor.
	They're trying to raise awareness of the oppression.
	I started this out saying there won't be any great revelations.
	I didn't know it would be such an ignorant pile of horseshit.
	Did you know that right before these riots, black America had said, well, we tried peaceful.
	We tried nice.
	It doesn't work.
	We need to steal TVs and Louis Vuitton handbags in order to get Trump's attention and the police's attention.
	Because Trump and the police are oppressing black people.
	Can you prove that, please?
	Like, this is just a fact, right, to him.
	This is just a fact that black people are being destroyed by police.
	10 unarmed blacks in America were killed last year.
	Two of them were not attacking police.
	And Trump is oppressing black people.
	Record black unemployment?
	You never called him racist before he was president.
	So what are you talking about?
	Show me the oppression.
	Show me quantifiable data, stats that shows your oppression.
	And you can't say, well, look how many of us are in jail.
	Sorry.
	Look how many Russians play chess.
	The blacks that are in jail are in jail for crimes.
	Yes, but they had systemic race.
	Okay.
	I'll give you something.
	The Dems invented welfare and shattered the black family.
	These guys didn't have dads.
	Back before welfare, blacks appeared about the same as their population in the crime rates.
	Not the wildly off-the-charts statistics now where it's people say 14%.
	No, it's more like some women and lots of black men.
	So it's more like 10% of the American population is doing 50% of violent crime.
	Now, if you're going to sit here and tell me that's because of welfare, that's a very interesting discussion that I want to hear.
	But just you left me no choice but to riot.
	Sorry.
	What a shitty argument.
	7.7 million people are happy to just pick up piles of shit and just put it in their brains.
	He has 7.7 million views, and he's the unheard one.
	Meanwhile, you can't even be on Twitter.
	Yeah, you want to talk about unheard?
	You should riot.
	Try being me, sneezy.
	I was biking around Lake Austin the other day, and there was a white girl about 15 meters ahead of me, and she had a noose.
	And as I'm on my bike, I say to her, on your left, because I want to notify her I'm coming so that she can change her course of action.
	I get 10 meters away and I increase my voice.
	On your left, because she had yet to move.
	I get five meters away and she's still there.
	And I say, on your left, because I realize if she doesn't change her course of action, there will be a collision.
	And as I approach her, I yell, on your left, and we collide.
	My goal was never to hit her.
	Go around.
	She cut her head.
	Is your bike allergic to grass?
	You can be on grass for like four seconds.
	Phones in.
	She didn't hear me, and so she didn't change her course.
	I believe that that's the same thing black people are doing now.
	1960s were yelling, we're oppressed.
	But the course action wasn't changed.
	Just pause.
	And nothing changed.
	Do you know how fucking cool it was to be black in the 70s?
	Why do you think you have, excuse me this racial epithet, wiggers?
	Why do you think Sean King abandoned his white race, flushed it down the toilet, and said, I'm black?
	Why does every light-skinned, you know, I don't say mulatto anymore, it's light-skinned.
	Why does every light-skinned person say, black power, I'm black?
	What?
	You're sort of black.
	You look black-ish.
	And you grew up with your white mom, and you experienced zero black culture your whole life.
	And now you have a Malcolm X-Strad on and you keep doing this.
	Why?
	Because black is cool.
	And it's been cool since 1968.
	Because after Martin Luther King was assassinated, we changed course.
	Now we're changing it back.
	We need to different water fountains, but to no longer hearing the you're oppressed shit.
	Because we tried it out for half a century.
	And it was just more complaining, more Al Sharpton, more affirmative action, more violence, more race hustling, more bullshit.
	We're oppressed, but the course of action wasn't changed.
	And so again, we, you know, we're oppressed.
	And now you see the collision that's occurred in America.
	So, well, I don't condone rioting, and I'm sure you don't either.
	Because for the most part, if you people and others that are looting and rioting destructively, they're burning down their own homes.
	Yeah, they're retarded.
	When you think about the five different stages of grief, you come up to one stage, which is called anger.
	And sometimes emotions know their actions.
	I remember my mom, when I was a child, she lost her sister, and I just remember her yelling and screaming.
	And I come outside my room, and I see my mom throwing herself into a wall, and I'm wondering what happened.
	And my dad tells me that my mom's sister died.
	Thinking back on that, throwing yourself into a wall is not going to change anything.
	You're actually harming yourself.
	But sometimes it's getting hurt.
	It doesn't know how to express itself.
	Imagine your mom's throwing herself into a wall?
	Little bit of a drama queen, is she not?
	And his dad ran through the door over and over and over and over and over and over.
	The question I get from my white friends.
	They asked me, why do you think white privilege exists?
	Yeah.
	Give me a quantifiable figure.
	You and I were in a race, and the official at the start line, they held me back for the first 200 meters.
	Just pause.
	And this analogy was actually taught in school, and they had a cartoon of it.
	Didn't we all start in Africa, by the way?
	Isn't that the starting gun?
	Phew!
	200,000 years ago?
	Go!
	So show me an example of white privilege.
	And he jumps to an analogy, a made-up world where we're having a race and we're not at the starting line.
	You are at the starting line.
	You were born free in America in, let's say, 1996.
	Yeah, but I had all that oppression that I was carrying on my back, slavery.
	I got plenty of slavery, dude.
	I'm Irish.
	We were slaves.
	Slavery was ubiquitous up until white people ended it.
	You had a 200-meter then head start.
	The only way to level up that freeze is either stop you from running or put me on a golf cart and catch you up and catch myself up.
	So affirmative action?
	We tried that.
	What we've done in America is we've simply said, okay, Emmanuel, you're now free to run.
	And we've acted as if it's a fair race.
	When in all honesty, black people were held back for hundreds of years.
	And so in the late 1960s, we say, okay, black people, you can go now.
	That's not a fair race.
	LBJ.
	So when you're born as a black person, slavery is still in there?
	I actually read an article that said yes, and it's in the DNA.
	And they said, ready for this one?
	And this is, by the way, educated.
	That's what they're talking about.
	She wrote that it's in black people's DNA.
	And the reason they don't swim.
	This sounds like a joke, but the reason they don't swim is because they used to be thrown off the slave boats and drowned, I guess, if they were sick or they weren't beneficial to the slave owners.
	So that is still in the DNA, still in their cells.
	What?
	The Scots were oppressed by the English for 700 years.
	I'm over it.
	I ain't mad.
	Best when he said, you can't shackle and chain someone for hundreds of years, liberate them to freely compete with the rest.
	Yes, you can.
	And still justly believe that you've been fair.
	Yes, you can't.
	So white privilege is that's history.
	Like, black Americans think they're the only ones that have been oppressed.
	Do you want to try working in the mines as a little kid during the Industrial Revolution, dying of black lung?
	Do you want to try Irish slavery?
	Do you want to try?
	You know what kidnapping means?
	It comes from stealing kids off the streets in Britain and throwing them onto boats when they were slaves.
	I was watching Master and Commander last night, and I'm telling my kids, you know, all those kids on the pirate ship, the dirty ones, not the ones in the nice uniforms, they're slaves.
	They were stolen.
	You know, spirited away when we call booze spirits?
	We call booze spirits because they were bums would be spirited away at night.
	They'd find a drunk Londoner, a bum, they'd pick him up while he's still drunk, and he'd wake up on a boat.
	Off to work, you go, buddy.
	We've moved on from those archaic times.
	And by the way, Western civilization participating in slavery, it didn't start it.
	That was Africans and Arabs.
	You guys started that mess.
	We ended it.
	And by the way, you sold 10 million slaves to the rest of the world.
	America got 320,000.
	Brazil got 3 million.
	Why are we the bad guys?
	What about all the South Americans who bought the majority of that 10 million?
	Do they whine about this in Brazil too?
	Having a head start due to hundreds and hundreds of years of systematic and systemic racism.
	It's having a head start intrinsically built into your life.
	It's not saying your life hasn't been hard, but what it's saying is your skin color hasn't contributed to the difficulty in your life.
	I live in an affluent neighborhood in Austin, Texas, and if I ever go to my...
	Johnny McGinnis was my grandfather's name.
	To be Irish and Catholic in Glasgow at that time was to be a scumbag.
	He was a bookie, but no one would trust an Irishman.
	So he changed his name to Johnny McInnes.
	He was oppressed, not for his skin color, but for his heritage, for his background.
	As my father got older in the slums of Glasgow, where he had shoes that didn't fit, he was smart, so he got a scholarship.
	This will be hard for people to understand here, but to be a student and to have a school uniform in the Gorbals in Glasgow was basically dressing like a Klansman in Harlem.
	So you had to fight every day because student was basically their N-word.
	My mailbox and I see a white woman walking up to the mailbox.
	I consciously sit in my car because I don't want her to feel like I'm a threat.
	If I'm on an elevator with a white person.
	How about the arrogance too?
	Like he's conveying all this like it's just a fact and he's telling, he's educating us dummies.
	Yes, I've heard that analogy.
	You know what happens when an Asian man gets in an elevator?
	Women don't clutch their purse.
	They see a pattern.
	Blacks are disproportionately represented in violent crimes like stealing handbags and raping.
	So if a woman sees you and goes, huh, and feels unsafe, you should be angry at the black men who created the stereotype in the first place.
	Everything you're saying about white privilege is more applicable to, say, Asians.
	Do Asians experience Asian privilege in this racist society?
	They don't ever have to worry about a woman crossing the street when they're walking home late at night.
	You see, your analogies are shit, and this rant is 100% analogies.
	I can't believe we've got to do McConaughey and the making of.
	We're not going to get through this.
	I try to hit the button first and get off the elevator first because I don't want them to perceive me as a threat because I realize at any point in time, whiteness can be weaponized.
	We saw that this past week.
	Amy Cooper, Central Park, the woman who called the cops.
	Can we just cut her into little pieces, please?
	This poor woman, we used the racial epithet Karen against her, canceled her life, got her fired, had her dog taken away.
	They're still going back through her life now and finding an ex-boyfriend that says she owes him 60 grand.
	We have destroyed this woman for saying the word African American.
	And it's just assumed that that's indicative of a broad pattern of whiteness being weaponized.
	You know what?
	Blackness is being weaponized with guns in the hood to the tune of 20 dead black men a day.
	But Amy Cooper, she's the problem.
	Ops on a black man who wanted her to leash her dog because by the way, she was scared of a black man in Central Park.
	About five minutes away, we just had, what's her name?
	Tessa Majors?
	We just had a 14-year-old, oh no, sorry, I think she was 18, 18-year-old girl, white girl, stabbed to death in a park by black teenagers who, by the by, got away with it.
	They just got away.
	I think the main guy just got probation, and the other guy who gave him the knife didn't get anything.
	What's her name?
	Tessa Majors.
	Tessa Majors, yeah.
	So I'm sorry if this woman was uncomfortable.
	I'm sorry she dared to call you African American.
	And by the way, he's saying they weaponized whiteness.
	Did the police show up and kick his ass for being black?
	No, it's just a crazy assumption a lunatic made.
	It's not indicative of a pattern.
	You haven't mentioned any actual patterns yet.
	Just a bunch of shitty analogies.
	It was illegal to walk your dog without a leash.
	And she used two words that are a death sentence for black people.
	When she called the cops, she said, there's a black man who's threatening my life.
	Both of those things, as far as when you compile them together, were a lie.
	Because that black man, he was a birdwatcher.
	And while so many people saw that incident and they were heartbroken, I, as a black man, saw that incident and was reminded of 1955, Emmett Till, 14-year-old boy who was Lynch.
	See what I mean?
	Nothing's changed.
	Like, he sees that thing as bad as the disgusting and horrible event where Emmett Till was killed.
	55.
	Like, you can do half a century of apologizing and coming up with programs and ignoring crime stats, and we still have to hear about it on a daily basis.
	Okay, I give up.
	Ladied and killed by two white men because a white woman made a false claim saying that he flirted.
	Yeah, and everyone is really happy about Emmett Till.
	That went down great.
	Everyone's got an Emmett Till shirt on.
	17, that white woman recanted that story.
	In 1956, the two white men that killed him, they got off.
	And they admitted that they did it because they knew they couldn't be charged against him.
	Okay, by the way, while we're talking about that, can you explain to me why black-on-white rape is such a serious problem in this country and white-on-black rape is virtually non-existent?
	That's why these women are scared.
	That's why they overreact.
	You're gonna, when there's a pattern of black-on-white rape, you're gonna have some loonies that freak out and overreact.
	To me, is white privilege, the ability to weaponize your whiteness and the ability to live life unconsciously.
	Because I, as a black man, have to calculate the colours.
	I'm gonna call the cops on him and why he's raping me.
	Hello, 911.
	Emmanuel Achu is raping me, and my life's in danger.
	Can you fucking get rid of him?
	First of all, God bless you.
	Second of all, the second I walk outside my house.
	Yeah.
	I want proof that whites can't control black lives.
	I can't tell you to shut up.
	Another question I get that I'm sure several of y'all have thought, if not your kids have.
	How come black people can say the N-word, but we can't?
	Yeah, we're not.
	Have you ever asked that?
	Hey, how come I can't say nigger?
	Please, can you tell me?
	I want to say it.
	I want to say it.
	I want, I want, I want, I need, I need, I need to educate myself a little bit further.
	The N-word is synonymous with oppression, execution, and subordination.
	Black people were so treated and viewed as no more than the slave to a master.
	We were viewed as dirt.
	And that word for Czechoslovakian, the sla slave, the word comes from the Slavics, Slav.
	It's with that.
	So there is a visceral reaction whenever we hear that word coming out of the city.
	None of us want to say it.
	None of us say it.
	Move on.
	Whose complexion is white that reminds us of the pain of our ancestors?
	Black people took something that was meant and originally used as.
	You're not mired in the pain of your ancestors.
	Is anyone Scots never taught, like Braveheart got a few people talking for a week, but the Scots are not mired in the pain of their ancestors.
	The Greeks are not mired in the pain of their ancestors.
	Do you know how much pain is in the ancestors of Russia with Holodomor, mass starvation, gulags?
	People sent to work themselves to death?
	That's slavery too.
	You know how often Russians talk about it?
	Never.
	I wish they would talk about it more, actually.
	Or Mao killed 80 million Chinese.
	They should be mired in the pain of their ancestors.
	But they're not.
	There's statues of them all over the place.
	You'll get the shit beaten out of you by old people if you desecrate a Mao statue.
	He's 10 times worse than Hitler.
	Literally.
	I got a sunburn the other day.
	Reminded me of Nagasaki.
	Very painful.
	I saw you in our kitchen there trying to warm up some soup in the microwave and I saw your hand shaking.
	And then you just, when you saw the word microwave, you collapsed to a ball.
	When I was walking in Napalm, that famous shot of me in the streets.
	Yeah, Japan is so mired in the pain of their ancestors that they don't have any movies depicting giant monsters knocking down buildings.
	Turned it into a term of endearment.
	So white people, I submit that you can't, shouldn't, and nor should you ever have a desire to say that word, whether quoting a rap song or music.
	I can't have a desire now.
	Or anything.
	Because remember, that word is truly synonymous with hate.
	Okay, fine.
	Can I not have a Klan rally too?
	Okay, oh, well.
	He literally might as well be saying, when you put on a KKK uniform and you burn a cross in front of my yard, it brings back all the pain and suffering.
	Do not wear that hat.
	Do not wear that robe.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I'm turning to Sebastian Maniscalco.
	Okay.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	I don't want to say the word.
	Nobody does.
	An N-word.
	Because remember, black people are nothing more than a slave to their master.
	And actually, when you think about it, I did want to use it today.
	I was boxing, and there's this thing Tyson invented called the peekaboo style, where you go like this instead of this.
	And I was sparring, and I wanted to say to an African-American gentleman, I'm a peekaboo nigga.
	And to say I'm a peekaboo guy or I'm a peekaboo person doesn't have the same so maybe he's got a point.
	There is one time a year where you think this would be funny to say, but I can give that up.
	I didn't say it.
	Well, then why are black people saying it?
	And if I can't say it, then you should not say.
	It doesn't give us a shit, dude.
	We've been oppressed for so long.
	Our rights are for so long.
	It gets to the point now where it's pathetic.
	Like, if I was black, I'd go, can you guys shut up and start whining about 400 years ago and talk about how it affects you today?
	And whah, wah, wah.
	Like, do you know the kind of horrific wars that have gone on?
	Do you want to talk about fucking Vietnam and the purges of Paul Pot in Cambodia?
	Like, to drag that around with you.
	That for you to now try to again limit ourselves.
	It makes you Greek.
	It's painful.
	So that's why, in a nutshell, in a few minutes.
	Superman's shirt.
	Why you can't say the N-word.
	Another question I've gotten so often.
	You win.
	How come black people care more about white on black crime than black on black crime?
	Okay, this will be interesting.
	It's not that we don't care about black on black crime.
	Yeah.
	But let me propose this.
	When a black person commits a crime, just pause.
	Just pause.
	Two innocent black people killed by cops last year.
	20 black men murdered a day.
	Don't those numbers mean anything to you?
	You're willing to riot and burn cities to the ground for two people a year, which, by the way, is a third of spider bites.
	Six Americans die every year from spider bites.
	Where are the spider riots?
	When a white person commits a crime, they get off and hopefully they even get arrested.
	I'm not artistic.
	What?
	When white people murder black people, no.
	In fact, when cops are in a tussle with a black guy and that person dies, that cop's dead no matter what happens.
	The cop who beat Rodney King was innocent, but after the riots, they threw him in prison.
	George Floyd, we haven't had the trial yet.
	We don't know what happened.
	He was not dying of his asphyxiation.
	He was high.
	He said he was having a heart attack.
	He said he couldn't breathe Before he was on the ground, when he was standing there without people touching him, he's like, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
	So, what do you do when someone's freaking out like that?
	And this is just a theory, but it's possible.
	You put them down and you lie them on their stomach so they can breathe until the paramedics get there.
	At one point, I think one of the cops said, He says he can't breathe.
	And then the white officer goes, That's why I'm putting him on his stomach.
	So, we don't know the story here.
	And there hasn't been a trial.
	Ahmed Arbery was a career criminal who had been casing the neighborhood.
	He got chased.
	The guys had a gun.
	The guys are both on trial for murder, by the way, and the guy who filmed it is on trial for murder.
	Ahmed grabbed the gun with no discussion, no get on the ground, grabbed the gun and yanked it.
	It went off, blew a hole through his hand, kept fighting.
	It went off in his chest.
	This is not an example of a white person getting away from murder.
	And by the way, this idea that a black person kills someone and goes to jail when he kills a black guy?
	No, he doesn't.
	The cops don't know.
	In the south side of Chicago, in Baltimore, in East New York, you kill a black man.
	What are the detectives going to do?
	Go door to door?
	Hey, did you see who killed DaQuan last night?
	Yes, I did.
	It was a rival gang member.
	I mean, I'll all obviously be killed talking to you, but it's important we get justice done.
	Those crimes go unsolved.
	Mass shootings, murders every fucking day in this country.
	And the black people doing them don't go to jail.
	The neighborhood just goes, well, that's bloods.
	Bloods be bloods.
	That's gangbanging.
	It's a way of life in many neighborhoods.
	So you're just saying, like, he just gets to sit on his ass in his stupid Superman shirt and just make up shit.
	When a black man kills a black man, he goes to jail.
	When a white guy kills a black man, he gets a medal.
	I said it.
	And then he'll use an analogy.
	Just like, imagine you punched someone in the face and then someone gave you an ice cream cone.
	That would be fucked up, right?
	Yeah.
	What if a black man punched someone in the face and then they cut off both his arms and shat in his mother's eyes?
	That would be egregious, I think.
	See, that's America.
	I just used analogies.
	Now you got ice cream on your face.
	They get off, and hopefully, they even get arrested.
	Ahmaud Arberry, the black man that was chased and gunned down by two white men in Georgia.
	It took us two months to arrest those purposes.
	Just pause.
	It's funny that I brought up Rodney King.
	It took us two months to violate justice and put them back on trial.
	They'd already been exonerated because the truth was there in court.
	But public opinion went nuts, so we changed it.
	Just like the Rodney King guy, you saw a tiny segment of the tape, rioted.
	The jury saw the whole Rodney King tape and they went, oh shit, wow, I guess he's innocent.
	But they rioted, so they threw the cop in jail.
	You know what's going to happen with this?
	They're going to see all of the footage.
	They're going to see him saying, I can't breathe when no one is touching him.
	They're going to hear the officers say, I put him on his stomach because I think he's having a heart attack.
	They're going to realize that it was the drugs and that they're going to see the footage of him resisting arrest.
	The cop's going to get off and there's going to be fucking insane riots because the court of public opinion is all that matters to people like Sneezy.
	If Amy Bourbon Jackson picks the jury, I don't know.
	I don't know if it'll go that way.
	Yeah, well, it just takes one.
	And the only reason we did?
	Because we saw the video.
	Imagine if camera phones didn't exist.
	Black on black crime is an issue.
	But if you do the research, high violent crimes are all intra-racial.
	Blacks kill blacks.
	Whites kill whites.
	Yes, but it's the rate.
	The rate.
	20 a day is way more than whites kill and way more than Hispanics kill and way more than Chinese kill.
	Don't care.
	Fuck.
	But it's the same issue as why y'all saying black lives matter when all lives matter.
	Yeah.
	We understand all lives matter.
	But right now, black people are dying at the hands of white people.
	And I can't change that.
	Have you seen the charts?
	Have you seen black on black crime, white on white crime, white on black crime?
	It's a sliver.
	And it's the media and the nation's obsession.
	Friends, you all can change that.
	You know what?
	So if you want to know.
	This video should be called Black Failure, White Guilt.
	That's what all of this is about, ultimately.
	How can you help?
	How can you stand with us?
	How can you stand with me?
	you must first educate yourself so you know exactly what you're standing for and why you're standing because the only way we Thank you all for tuning in to the first of hopefully many episodes of my list of platitudes.
	Like uncomfortable conversation with the black man.
	Wouldn't you love to have Colin Flaherty, Peter Brimelow, Jared Taylor, John Lott just sit with him with statistics?
	Maybe even Nick Fuentes.
	Nick Fuentes, just lay that out there.
	Well, here it says that a white-on black rape is virtually non-existent.
	That's because...
	Slavery somehow?
	Okay, so that was fucking painful.
	I'm sweating through my blazer.
	It was exactly as I predicted, provided nothing.
	Not one chart, not one stat.
	You'll notice when the right does these kind of videos, there's pie graphs and this is just him.
	I was on a bike and I said, on your left.
	By the way, I don't believe him.
	He's lying.
	He didn't hit her.
	That's a stupid, shitty lie.
	If you're coming up behind someone on a path, you go into the grass for two seconds.
	Okay, so this is how I got here was seeing this post.
	And it's kind of fun seeing Matthew McConaughey blow our mind.
	Like in both of these cases, both of these guys are complete retards, right?
	But just like what's the guy who has the mathematics, Terenceology, Terrence Howard, they have this like, I'm so fucking smart, it's going to blow your mind.
	And I'm going to hand you, I'm going to do you the courtesy of handing you some of this incredible knowledge from my mind.
	I've already gone over it a million times.
	I already have it all figured out.
	But you can, I'll just open a little window here and you can just see some of the otis symbos that you know this is one of the otis symbos like be humble at least neither of these guys are going to ask any tough questions and they're not going to be humble they're both just laying it out and this is going to be moron mcconahey licking the shit out of sneezy's ass i guarantee it so
	friday night a couple of days ago um don't care the director of uh mind and my wife's foundation name is shannon rotenberg sent me this this video and She said they've been passing around the office and sending it to all of them.
	By the way, this is another lefty thing.
	These massive intros.
	Like in New York City, if you go up to someone, here's an analogy.
	If you go up to somebody and say, hey, excuse me, can I ask you a question?
	They're just like, nope.
	So the way you have to ask directions in New York City is to say, where's Times Square?
	Or what way's North?
	Or where's 32nd Street?
	And if you say, where's 32nd Street?
	They'll go, over there.
	No time wasting.
	Because bums bore you with like, hey, man, I got to get a bus to Chicago because my sister.
	And you're like, fuck off.
	Don't waste my time.
	So, you know, we talked about the face you got, the de neuro face.
	No, no, no.
	And I find the right is like that too.
	Like, you turn on Tucker Show, boom.
	There are 432,000 people dying this week on blah, blah, blah.
	It's just like right out of the gate, information.
	Whereas the left is like, hi.
	I'm wearing a blazer that I got almost 10 years, 20 years ago.
	It's linen.
	And linen for blazers looks good, but with pants, it's not remotely stretchy, and you can get hemorrhoids.
	So this was made by Built by Wendy.
	She had a men's line for a while.
	And then this is like a skinhead working class like British hooligan shirt I got when I was in London at a mod store.
	I was born in Ink.
	Like, I don't fucking care that your wife who runs this foundation sent you this video on a Friday.
	School programs through the United States.
	She goes, I think this is a really original and good take on what's going on right now.
	And we can all learn from it.
	And I opened it up, and it was Emmanuel Acho on his first episode of the black hand spleening?
	I am acquaintances with Emmanuel from being at the University of Texas, but he and I have never been friends.
	We always saw each other in passing.
	Texas was talking these things and forget whether I knew him or not.
	What he had to say felt really important.
	That's funny.
	He caught himself exaggerating their friendship.
	I'm an acquaintance from long.
	You're not an acquaintance.
	You never heard of him before.
	Well, let's not get into whether I knew him or not.
	It's just important that I have glasses on and I want to think and have a dialogue.
	It had great context.
	Like it was a really, really valuable platform.
	One that made me think.
	He only wears Superman shirts.
	I think more people should see this and it will get them thinking.
	He answered a lot of questions.
	I had a lot of questions.
	Like, was one of your questions, why can't you say nigger?
	That was my only question, actually.
	So I brought him here because I just wrote a song that has the N-word in it maybe a thousand times.
	And I want to rap it myself.
	The why of things, which will lead to, hopefully, in the future.
	The how we move on.
	This is another thing.
	See, they don't read or do any work.
	So they have this limited vocabulary.
	So what they do is they take words and shift them around and put too much emphasis on them.
	So when he came here, there was three things on my mind.
	A what, a why, and a how.
	And we can't get to the how without the what.
	It's like seeing a kid play with three building blocks.
	You can only do so much.
	The library, that's where we keep the lies.
	Can you do a little more research than just the five words you have in your fucking vocabulary?
	The why of things.
	Fuck off.
	What do you have to say?
	I jotted notes on it and it just stayed on my mind.
	So I woke up Saturday morning the next day and I called.
	I didn't have his number.
	Didn't have his number.
	Oh.
	I called our athlete.
	Did you email your wife?
	So I called our athletic director.
	This is comedy.
	What was the subject line?
	So I didn't have his phone number.
	So you can't dial someone's phone number if you don't have their phone number.
	And he just changed his email.
	So my wife, who has a new MacBook Pro that has notifications.
	So when I email, it goes ding.
	And to be honest, the notifications can get on my nerves sometimes at home, especially if it's early in the morning.
	But this time the notification was the why of things.
	And she answered the what, which was his phone number.
	I just bought her a dongle.
	No one who's going to watch the next video goes, fuck, how did this come together?
	Did you call him or did you have his phone number?
	The fucking making of the making of.
	Yeah.
	We should do a making of the making this video.
	This is the making of?
	Yes.
	This isn't the making of?
	No, this is the making of.
	Oh, God.
	No, the next one is their sit-down, where I'm sure he just repeats the same shit and Matthew McConaughey just sits there going, God damn, I said, I'm going to get a manual show's number.
	He sent the number to me and I called and I think it rang once.
	Oh my God.
	Is this a joke?
	Is this a joke?
	It rang once.
	I think he's trying to say that a Chew is just so on the ball and caring that when you call him, it rings once.
	Oh, I see it.
	I don't fucking care if it rang a thousand times, if you emailed him.
	I don't fucking care about either of you.
	No one cares about the making of this video.
	Even your stupid, shitty fans.
	This only has 4,000 likes.
	That's pathetic.
	4,000 likes.
	That Matthew McConaughey tweet.
	That's insane.
	So anyway, I called him.
	He answered.
	He was using his ear holes to hear me talking, and I used the voice box in my throat to say my name, which you recognize because I'm a celebrity.
	And then we repeated to use both our voice boxes and our ear holes to relay information that sends chemical signals throughout the brain that become thoughts.
	Dolin?
	I really appreciate what you put out, and I see a lot of value in it.
	And I'd love to continue the conversation.
	What can we do to preach to me, maybe guilt trip me a little bit about slavery?
	Do together.
	And that was yesterday afternoon we said that.
	And here we are today.
	The making of.
	Shooting our conversation together.
	That's how it's incredible.
	Incredible.
	More is caught than is taught.
	Okay, just What?
	Now it's going to be a bunch of teasers.
	So I don't think we have to punish ourselves with another minute 40 because we're about to punish ourselves with the actual sit-down.
	By the way, this guy, Emmanuel Sneezy, I checked his Twitter feed.
	Actually, just click on it if you can come back to this later.
	He retweets.
	So what is he?
	Follow Jesus.
	Follow me to be entertained.
	So what is his job?
	Influencer?
	Is he a sports commentator?
	Who the fuck is this guy?
	Red silk blazer.
	He's just like a guest you get.
	He's a commentator.
	Anyway, go back, go back to his feed.
	So he retweets every single person who mentions that he sat down with Matthew McConaughey.
	Like, go down.
	Just no new stuff.
	Just, hey, someone retweeted me.
	Hey.
	Oh, there.
	There's a couple new things.
	Nope, back to McConaughey.
	This woman liked it.
	This guy liked it.
	This woman liked it.
	Fuck off.
	How to tie a tie?
	Oh, he's an NFL player.
	Finally, we got it.
	Okay, so let's, if we can, subject ourselves to Matthew McConaughey airbrushing himself in to a boring black guy's speech.
	Grit, it's also at least a fucking privilege to be joined by Academy Award winner, but more importantly, father of three, Matthew McConaughey.
	But Matthew, why are you here?
	Tell you why I'm here, Emmanuel.
	I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand.
	Here to discuss some common grounds between us, but also expose differences between us.
	I'm here to have a conversation.
	Hopefully promote more conversations.
	When Matthew McConaughey talks, words just fall out of his mouth like diarrhea.
	I'm here to conversate, to talk, to learn, to why, the what of things, to ingest, to observe, to consume, to live.
	I want to live here.
	We're both living in this space.
	With the end goal being that we take the time we're in now and constructively turn a page in history through some righteous and justifiable change.
	That is also my goal in these memorizing.
	I want to have to address something for y'all because so many have asked, do I say black people or African Americans?
	I say the simple and shortest thing I should say.
	I say anchor baby.
	I say mulatto.
	I say Oriental.
	No, I don't actually, but I should.
	I think it.
	I think Oriental.
	Sometimes if you look at me and you see me going, oh, Charlie, I'm thinking Oriental.
	I'm picking wood.
	What's going on?
	Eat for dinner?
	Thinking Oriental?
	Is this a gift from Twitter?
	Yeah, sheesh.
	Like, sir, you need a break.
	It's like Netflix or like, are you still watching that?
	Maybe the computer itself just went, I, guys, I'm sorry.
	I know I'm not a human being.
	I don't know how you fucking do this.
	I know everything in the world, and this is all bullshit.
	Do I say black people African-American?
	Everyone knows it's blacks.
	And it's the same with American Indians.
	It's Indians.
	You know, my fucking brother got kicked out of a bar because he was talking about, he called them natives.
	And in Canada, they keep updating it, right?
	And now it's First Nations.
	And the bartender goes, excuse me, I heard you say natives.
	It's First Nations.
	And my brother goes, no, it's natives.
	You're barred.
	They kick him out of the bar.
	He can never go back.
	He's 86th from that bar forever for not, for using a politically correct term, but not politically correct enough.
	And this is the left in a nutshell.
	They want to subjugate you.
	They want to control you.
	And the best way to control someone is their speech.
	Do you think Negro, black, African-American, do you think there's any logic to that?
	No.
	They update it every week.
	I believe now it's person of color.
	And then you have to stay on it.
	And it's the way they can talk down to you.
	So you go, hey, the other day I was working on this charity for African Americans.
	It's people of color now.
	Oh, okay.
	Now you're telling that person how to talk, which is a form of telling that person how to think.
	That's what political correctness is about.
	It's not about not offending blacks.
	Blacks call each other nigger for fuck's sakes.
	They're not easily offended.
	Not genuine offense.
	So we say blacks.
	I can't imagine the tedious housewife, not that I disrespect housewives, I mean a rich one who doesn't see the kids much, asking him this stupid question.
	African American, and the simple and shortest answer is black.
	Because it's not only most accurate, it's also least offensive.
	Keep in mind, not all black people in America are African.
	Look at how he's educating us.
	I had no idea that there was black people from Jamaica.
	Did you know that?
	I thought everyone in Jamaica was Chinese.
	You know all that Chinese reggae going around.
	I didn't know there was black Cubans.
	I've never been to a baseball game.
	I didn't know black Hispanics were conceivable.
	I thought blacks went from Africa to America and weren't allowed anywhere else.
	Frickin', there are Jamaicans, there are Cubans, but also there are so many black people that don't identify as African because that heritage got stripped from them during slavery.
	So just a quick short answer on that.
	That heritage got stripped from them.
	Why?
	You were kings?
	Dude, if I came from Africa and I was black, I would fucking hate that continent.
	And if I saw African garb, I'd want to fucking strangle the person.
	Those people sold my ancestors as a slave.
	I'm not mired in the pain of it.
	But fuck that continent.
	Blacks should see Africa the exact same way Jews see Germany.
	It's okay to have some irrational irritability, some irrational bias against them.
	I'm from Africa.
	I am from.
	I wish to get back to my African heritage.
	So what I did was I killed a gay man because he had bad juju.
	Then I wished lightning strike on someone.
	And then of course I raped a baby because it cures AIDS.
	And then I cut off the arms of an albino and drank his magic blood.
	I asked him, why are you gay?
	Yeah.
	Well, this is another reason why I'm here.
	Like your last video.
	Checking your notes.
	conversations with black man.
	I watched that and it gave me new context.
	It gave me some new insight.
	It made me think of the why, not the how, which I think is a wild.
	He loves that, doesn't he?
	That takes a lot of unpacking.
	That's another word they love.
	But yet they unpack shit and try to censor people.
	They talk about unpacking the backpack.
	All they do is pack.
	All they do is hide conservative voices, stop conversations, deny facts, stuff, stuff, stuff.
	Stuffing anything that contradicts the narrative.
	They're the least unpacky packers in the world.
	Today with the why?
	Individually.
	The why and the how for me is why am I watching this and how is this made?
	How am I going to make it to 13 minutes?
	I'm not.
	Don't worry, folks.
	Man, I was telling you, I'm big on values, and I feel them deteriorating across the board.
	How?
	Someone like me, how can I do better as a human?
	How can I do better as a man?
	How can I do better as a white man?
	That's powerful.
	That's powerful.
	Put me on the spot now.
	I'm going to be honest with you because that's what we're here for, to have uncomfortable conversations.
	Get educated.
	You have to acknowledge that there's a problem so that you can take more ownership for the problem.
	The problem is this obsession over there being a problem.
	That's the problem.
	You're crippling young black people by telling them they live at a fucking Klan rally.
	That is the problem.
	In other words, Sneezy, you are the problem.
	You are not helping black America.
	You are crippling people with the myth of black victimization.
	You lie about cops and white people getting away with murder.
	You're the problem.
	Step to acknowledging it is sitting in this chair right here across from a black man and being like, okay, I may not be talking about you, Emmanuel Acho, but I may be talking about people who look like you.
	Individually, you have to acknowledge implicit bias.
	You have to acknowledge that you'll see a black man and for whatever reason, you will view them more of a threat than you a white man.
	Probably because that's called noticing a pattern.
	You know who else does that?
	Black men.
	When a black man is walking home at night and he sees an Asian man and a black man, the black man is looking at that black man and going, all right, all right, let's just check this out.
	All right.
	Hey, brother.
	You know, blacks were complaining it was a big thing in New York they weren't getting picked up by cab drivers.
	And Lenny Kravitz had a song, Mr. Cab Driver, don't like the color of my skin.
	And no one mentioned that the blacks who weren't picking up, I'm sorry, I gave away the ending.
	The taxi drivers who were not picking up the blacks were black.
	They were black Americans, but they were also Africans.
	And they had seen a pattern with their hijacks.
	So if you get seen as a threat, you should be mad at the guys who were doing the crimes that started this stereotype, this pattern that people have picked up on.
	Society told you.
	Society.
	Crime stats told me.
	If there are two people.
	Let me explain something.
	We're running out of patience here.
	Racism is noticing that there's a pattern and assuming it applies to every single person.
	That's wrong.
	That's racism.
	You can still see a pattern.
	You can still see a pattern of black crime.
	You can still cross the street if you're a woman late at night because you know statistically the odds are higher that this guy is going to rape you than if it was a Chinese guy.
	So you're just, that's normal data, statistics.
	The only time it's an issue, the only time this, that Sneezy has a genuine point is if they go, hey, there's a black guy here and he's coming over for dinner.
	No, thank you.
	That's a murderer.
	No, I know a disproportionate number are, but not this one.
	I don't believe you.
	That's a murderer.
	That's racism.
	That's also fucking retarded and doesn't happen.
	Also what they do to cops.
	Yeah, they also do that to cops.
	De Blasio says, de Blasio's son says we feel unsafe when cops are around.
	Oh, so you apply the stereotype to every single one of them.
	Okay, good to know.
	Equal resume.
	Studies show that the person with the white-sounding name is twice as likely to get a callback as a person with a black sounding name.
	Let me explain something to you.
	That is true, but the name Shaniqua, Daquashan, it's not like it's an African name like a Choo.
	Those names, Disante Ray, Shanaqua, Train Wrecka, they represent a demographic, a type of black person.
	When they see Michelle Obama, they don't get worried because they go, this is someone whose father wanted her to be assimilated into general American culture.
	She'd probably be a great black person to work with.
	When employers see Shaniqua, they go, this person came from parents who were not interested in assimilation and wanted to separate their daughter from white society, from normal Western culture.
	They were essentially isolationists.
	And when an employer sees an isolationist, she goes, well, she's probably not going to assimilate with my other employers.
	Black people with normal American names get treated the same.
	In fact, affirmative action puts them at a better place.
	If a bank has a black accountant, they want to put them in the front fucking window.
	Hey, look what we have.
	So that argument's retarded.
	It's like you could say Italian resumes don't get as much response as non-Italian resumes.
	Well, when it says Legsy Malone, when it says three fingers Sarducci, we know he's a type of Italian.
	So don't name your kids stupid names.
	Man who probably has several people under you, are you a part of that statistical problem?
	Are you looking at a resume saying, ah, man, nah, they sound a little too hood for me?
	You know, so I think individually.
	Wait a minute.
	What's the matter with looking at a hood name and going, they seem a little too hood for me?
	Right?
	Yeah, weren't they named to be hood sounding?
	Isn't that a name?
	And when like a bad place?
	And when you're reading the resume, why are you hood all of a sudden?
	That sounds a little too hood to me.
	What the hell is that?
	We must each fix the problem because I believe that the individuals, they affect the houses and the houses, they affect the cities, and the cities affect the states, and the states affect the nation, and the nation affects the continents, yes.
	Exactly.
	So, individually, you have to acknowledge and fix it.
	Yep.
	No, see, you know what you have to do?
	What he's saying?
	No matter who you are, you have to accept that you have a bias and fix it.
	So, you need, I'm taking my perceived problem and I'm making it your problem.
	No, you're not.
	I don't have to accept a bias.
	I know this guy.
	I've known him for half a century.
	He doesn't have an implicit bias.
	So fuck you.
	You're not telling me that I have an implicit bias because I notice patterns.
	If I meet a black dude and we have stuff in common, I'm too selfish to deny myself a pal.
	I like to riff.
	If someone is in my riff zone and it looks like we're going to get some laughs, I'm not going to deny myself those riffs.
	Similarly, employers don't deny themselves someone that's going to make the company more money.
	We've been through this a million fucking times, which is why I hate Superman here, educating people, because he has the same facile arguments I had when I was like 19 and first stepped into this whole realm of discussion.
	He talks like a fucking teenager.
	Are we done?
	Just a weird notice.
	Matthew McConaughey, born 1969, 1990, Emmanuel Lacho.
	Just weird to watch a young man just schooling an old guy like this.
	Yeah.
	It's pretty empowered.
	Well, you know, you can see why it's irresistible for black people because now you're hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and telling him how to live his life, chastising him for his deep-seated racism.
	What has he been through?
	Wait a minute.
	It's 340 or it's...
	Lives Matter a banner for now, yes, but is it a banner that is a bridge?
	Do you think to take us to, oh, when we see Black Lives Matter and we understand that and it's all agreed on, then we can wave the flag of All Lives Matter.
	Not until.
	I think it's not until.
	For example, right now we're facing the world's greatest pandemic since the Spanish flu.
	We all know that.
	Coronavirus, COVID-19.
	No.
	Right now we're focused on finding a remedy for that illness.
	We're focused on finding a remedy for that.
	Why don't you use data and statistics to support your point and not me getting a fucking ice cream for punching a guy?
	The flu.
	That's not to say that cancer doesn't matter.
	It's not to say that HIV doesn't matter.
	Let me talk to you, Asho.
	Your plight is not a pandemic.
	It's not an epidemic.
	It's not a public health thing.
	You make these retarded assumptions and then you explain to everyone else why this is a huge problem.
	You have to go back and justify your assumption.
	That's how an argument works.
	That's how a point works.
	Your shit is not an epidemic.
	Blacks are not being hunted by police.
	Systemic racism is not a thing.
	Prove it to me.
	I saw Dave Rubin and Larry, black guy, Elford, something like that.
	And he says, tell me of an example.
	Larry Elder.
	Larry Elder.
	Give me an example of racism, systemic racism.
	And Retard Rubin, I think that's what Milo calls him, stumbles around and says, oh, they get beat up by police.
	And he explains how rare it is for cops to use egregious violence against blacks.
	Tell me what you think the most systemic racist issue is.
	What is it?
	Well, I would say that because black people in most cases, in many cases, were descendants of slaves, that's racism as an institution.
	I put my heels on in his eyes.
	2015.
	Give me the most blatant racist example you can come up with right now.
	Can I just do an analogy about a snake?
	I think you could probably find evidence that in general, that cops are more willing to shoot if the perpetrator is black.
	What's your data then was?
	What's your basis for that?
	That's a salient point.
	Well, look, I know a lot of people would say, look, what's going on in Chicago?
	I know what they would say.
	I'm talking about what the facts are.
	965 people were shot by cops last year and killed.
	4% of them were white cops shooting unarmed blacks.
	In Chicago in 2011, 21 people were shot and killed by cops.
	In 2015, there were seven.
	In Chicago, which is a third black, a third white, and a third Hispanic, 70% of the homicides are black on black.
	About 40 per month, almost 500 per year, last year in Chicago, and 75% of them are unsolved.
	Where is the Black Lives Matter on that?
	Just the idea.
	See, that's a fact.
	75% of them are unsolved.
	Meanwhile, we go back to Superman, Superman Sneeze, and he's like, black man kills a black man.
	He goes to prison where he's put in a meat grinder and then fed to wolves.
	Say that ALS doesn't matter.
	All those things still are.
	Are we done with Larry Elder?
	He was on a roll there.
	That a racist white cop shooting unarmed black people is a peril to black people is BS.
	Okay.
	It's complete and total BS.
	That whole interview is him dropping science.
	Right.
	And here he's dropping shit.
	The coronavirus is killing people.
	And so in the same tone, it's killing a lot of fat noles just like most flus.
	If we get these black lives that are being ended unjustly, ended by the grace of God, if we can get those Tamir Rice, Eric Garner, Trayvon Martin that y'all at home are all justified homicides.
	George Floyd?
	Well, we don't know the whole story yet.
	But you walked in here with the mask.
	You walked in here with Clorox.
	Why?
	Because there's a virus going on.
	And you guys sketch it.
	I don't want none of those coon germs.
	And that's the same thing going on in the world.
	There's a virus.
	It's just of the mind.
	It's not of the body.
	You have a virus of the mind.
	It's called not reading.
	Equality.
	definition of equality.
	What equality is and what...
	Why do you walk outside and look around?
	That's equality.
	He didn't even listen to him, by the way.
	He did not respond to what he had to say.
	Yeah, well, he's got these questions that his publicist wrote.
	He's like, all right, that was one.
	I got to plow through these.
	Okay, we're done here, guys.
	You know where this is going.
	I've had enough of this shit.
	I've had enough of this shit.
	You can continue watching that if you want, but there's going to be no information.
	Just bullshit lies from him about things that are statistically easily disprovable.
	And then Alphabet Soupman just going on, I don't, but we want to have a conversation, and this is the why of things, then we get to the how.
	You know what?
	You're a retard.
	Anyway, we got a new shirt in at the store.
	Have you got that?
	I do.
	Now, this shirt I designed myself many years ago.
	Don't let me do shots or coke.
	This is like a re-release.
	Well, I made one of for myself because I would go to Austin, Texas for South by Southwest, and I would drink for like 15 hours.
	That's how we made up the rule, the party rule, downer.
	Don't cock block only 13 hours of drinking total.
	Water aplenty, D-O-W.
	Never after 4 a.m., E eat your dinner, R regulate your bumps.
	Meaning, when you're about to do cocaine, and I don't do Coke anymore, obviously, but be like, do I really need this?
	Am I just wrecking my booze buzz at this point?
	And I realized the hangovers the next day were almost exclusively from doing shots in Coke.
	And I knew I was going to be blind, drunk, wasted, so I made this party shirt.
	I actually also wrote on my belly once, condom with an arrow.
	Because I thought, if I get naked with some chick, I hope she puts a condom on.
	Of course, I don't believe in condoms anymore.
	They're just a pain in the ass.
	But it's a really fun shirt to have on, isn't it?
	It's a really like thick, nice print, too.
	It's fucking dope.
	Oh, yeah.
	I switched to beefy tea.
	I go, I want to switch to beefy.
	How much are they going to cost?
	And he goes, like, five cents.
	Isn't that weird?
	Oh, the actual material of the tea?
	Yeah, the cost for our manufacturing from those shitty, skinny ones where you can see your nipples to go up to Haynes Beefy Tea is like a nickel.
	I'm like, why wouldn't everyone use Haynes Beefy T?
	And the actual lettering.
	Feel that.
	It's all nice.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	It's good quality print.
	I guess girls like thin t-shirts.
	You like file your nails in that.
	But this is a funny shirt, too, to wear.
	And people go, what's that about?
	Oh, just if I get, you know, passed out drunk, don't let me do shots or coke.
	It's like Oregon Donor, you know?
	It's an Oregon donor card.
	But you also, oh, we'll save that for the mailbag.
	Well, let's do the mailbag, right?
	Yeah.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Oh, We have a special mailbag for you today.
	It's all tangible things, no emails.
	Now, Ryan, being the disloyal cunt that he is, follows the competition and donates to them.
	So he got a package from Sam Hyde that he paid a bunch of money for.
	Yes.
	This was my first Hyde.
	Why wouldn't you buy stuff from our site?
	Wear our clothes.
	I get the free stuff.
	I get the free stuff.
	So yeah, this is, whoa.
	Yeah, a design that says it's the I Have Coronavirus shirt.
	They have to be.
	Maybe throw it to me, actually.
	Yeah, yeah, you can probably see it better.
	But it comes with a whole bunch of cool tchotchkes in there, too.
	Well-packaged little...
	This is the cure for coronavirus.
	Okay.
	I have the coronavirus and a Chinese t-shirt.
	Oh, dude.
	Yeah, it comes with a poster.
	Oh, snap.
	And then this is on the back.
	Sam's not known for his minimalism.
	He's very detailed.
	Dude, look at this.
	This is a huge friggin' poster.
	You got a fun poster there.
	I'm sure Sam does all this himself.
	He's a great editor and graphic designer.
	On his Instagram, he posted him and his buddies packaging them all together.
	Then there's a bunch of...
	Stickers?
	Why are we selling the competition?
	Well, no, they're not available anymore.
	So good.
	So you can't buy this.
	Buy our stickers, not Sam's bullshit.
	Fuck this guy.
	Okay, is that everything?
	That's everything.
	Yeah.
	I got a fun announcement.
	I'm going to taste some of this candy, though.
	I got a letter from Mercedes.
	Now, she was charged for making kiddie porn.
	Obviously, we would not be reading her letters or corresponding with her or doing anything with her if there was a shred of evidence about any of this.
	Obviously.
	That's like when Anthony Kumia had that wife beater thing where he was accused of beating women.
	I was insulted.
	So I'm like, do you think I would hang out with a guy who kicks the shit out of his girlfriend?
	I'd kick the shit out of him.
	I wouldn't be like, well, she was lippy and your dinner was late.
	It's none of my business.
	How cold was the dinner?
	Similarly, I wouldn't talk to a fucking pedophile.
	But she had her daughter ripped away from her for lies and her life is ruined.
	So I'm standing by her.
	Anyway.
	Makes me wonder about Cody Wilson.
	I haven't looked into it at all, but he had similar.
	Who's that?
	Remember the guy who made the 3D printing guns?
	Oh, yeah.
	And then he went away.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I really wonder about that.
	I don't know about that.
	Because he was caught.
	The pedophilia he was caught for was an underage girl that he met on a dating site that was for sugar daddies.
	And you're not allowed to get on that site if you're underage.
	Right.
	So didn't she commit the crime?
	Now, this is a guy who was a huge pain in the ass.
	And we've seen that they send the Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs to obstinate pizza places.
	So isn't it possible that they fucking framed him?
	We should get him on the show.
	I think he's out.
	Is he?
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	About calling.
	I have perfected the practice of patience, blah, blah, blah.
	So I'm not sure to write you about, here's an observation I had that I'm sure you have already had, but you may appreciate my repeating police states.
	She's very anti-cop, by the way.
	She thinks there should only be women cops.
	So we do argue about that.
	But you may appreciate my repeating, police state are the result of welfare states.
	Here's how it works.
	Democratic bureaucrats, i.e.
	politicians, create dependent class serfs, i.e.
	welfare recipients, to vote them into office.
	Those same serfs also vote for a myriad of social programs, and in fact, their very existence necessitates them.
	The bureaucrats then skim bocious, No, buku bucks off the top into tidy little accounts for themselves, and meanwhile, fund quite a formidable police state to keep the riffraff out of their gated areas.
	This is a sound theory.
	See any liberal, wealthy Los Angeles burb.
	This is why every stupid liberal past modern, post-modern talk show I see here is not only pro-BLM, but also generally pro-police.
	The liberals, especially wealthy ones, love police.
	If the pastors want to truly eliminate the police state, then eliminate the welfare state writ large.
	Yes, we've always said that.
	Yes, there would be a mass die-off, but it would only happen once, like ripping off the band-aid, right?
	I'm being satirical, of course.
	But truly, turn off EBT, Obama phones, cash aid, WIO, et cetera, and the bureaucrats would cease to exist.
	As would.
	As well, as well.
	As well, as well, as well.
	As would the police state.
	Anyway, this letter goes on and on and on.
	We're out of time.
	We'd like to end the show with a viral video, but I don't think I have one.
	And we used up all three yesterday, right?
	We did.
	This is backward.
	I had that skateboard video.
	Oh, yeah, let's just look at that.
	All right.
	This would be on.
	Dang it.
	It's not in my resource.
	Okay, this one looks pretty good.
	What is it called?
	I'll send it to you.
	This is not good TV, Gavin.
	No, this is bad.
	You are not entertaining anyone.
	By the way, good news.
	Oh, I got it.
	All right.
	In the meantime, I'll play this.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Go ahead.
	We had our year up thing.
	Remember, we started in June, so we had all those subscriptions, and then everyone had a chance to re-up.
	Out of, I forget how many it was, we started with like 5,000, I think.
	Two didn't re-up.
	Wow.
	Sayonara, stupids.
	Good.
	Get lost.
	Good red ants, batch.
	No, that's very good news.
	And I think it makes sense because the people who signed up last year signed up for one show that was four days a week.
	Now we have like 10 shows.
	Investment.
	There's content every day.
	So why leave?
	There's just more.
	And this show has gotten much better, obviously.
	No, no, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	I get it.
	Oh, no.
	Oh.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Yeah, that was just.
	Skinny guy fell down.
	All right, that's it.
	Oh, we're not, you know, nope.
	Get fired.
	And this is Joe Schilling and the pizza place.
	Perfect example of this.
	Rips up his liquor license.
	He's got OSHA coming over.
	He says, fuck you.
	I'm going to die with my boots on.
	Feeding the homeless, not the homeless, sorry.
	Feeding the poor, feeding the police.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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