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June 14, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #51 | RADICAL UTOPIA (Part 1)

The Alt Left has created their own utopia in Seattle and guess what, it sucks. Their first leader was a lesbian rapist and she was replaced by a rapping warlord who was also quickly deposed. Homeless people ate all their food and they're waiting for vegan snacks.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Pshaw, pshaw.
Usually on the show we have a tune that's relevant to the news, then we talk about the music and we talk about the band, but we're living in an Orwellian YouTube universe where we're not allowed to use other people's music, even within the context of discussing it.
So we play that generic song my friend made.
I'll call him Bob.
He could probably get in trouble because he made us this music.
And every letter we get, it says, don't say my name aloud.
How did we get here?
Like, is this the Holocaust Denial Show?
Where we have charts where we show the white brain and the black brain and the Jewish brain?
And we have all the kinds of sort of radiuses of them all?
And we talk about the imminent revolution, how to kill everyone that's non-white?
Is that what's going on here?
It's funny that to be a moderate, which I think I am, and I think you are, I think Ryan is, and to support the president is considered radical.
Okay.
And with these riots, things have changed, too.
Like, uh... I think I have become... not the villain they make me out to be, but I give up.
Like, I saw these two black dudes in my neighborhood, and they had telephoto lenses.
They had funny shorts on, too, that were very colorful.
I think they might have been African.
Middle-class Africans, like Kenyans.
And they had telephoto lenses on.
I think they were birders.
And we've had an owl, two baby owls in our neighborhood.
And two months ago, I would have seen them and said, oh, are you guys here for the owls?
You know, yeah, yeah, they're in this tree.
And we've also spotted them in that tree there.
But now I just sort of drove by and thought, fuck you.
Like I'm done.
I'm done trying to be friends.
So I think diversity as a concept, at least non-natural diversity, where they go, "Well, we should get more of this group in here." I think that's done.
America quits.
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It sounds like I'm saying we tried not to be racist but now we're being racist.
That's not what I'm saying.
But do you know what I'm saying, though?
It sounds like I'm saying we tried not to be racist, but now we're being racist.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying we tried hearing everyone out on the subject of inequality, and I think 60% of the country...
Has gone, uh, fuck you.
I'm not talking about this anymore.
I give up.
Now another 40% has said, has no opinion.
So you end up, I should say 35%, you end up with about 95% of the country going, we're done.
We're over.
I'm not talking about this anymore.
You broke my heart in 1968 when you killed MLK.
I cared about this country.
I wanted to fix things now.
It's not fixable.
We had eight years of Obama, and things got worse.
You are insatiable.
So I give up.
You can have the city.
You can have New York.
You can have Baltimore.
You can have the south side of Chicago.
You can have Detroit.
We'll be out in the burbs and out in the country.
No more.
People of all colors think that.
Most black people feel the same way, too.
What do you mean?
Show your face.
How extreme it all is.
Just a bit much.
Like, nobody wants to abolish the police.
That's like a small group of wackos.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
It's sort of like when they were saying, um, the MTA should be free.
Subways should be free.
And I thought, oh, you mean like, and then looked it up.
I could not find one city in the world.
I think in Iceland I found a city that has free public buses.
And I think in Glasgow, you have, um, you have free buses for senior citizens.
Free subways?
Policeless subways?
Well, you got them.
And what did you get?
You got homeless people with shit everywhere.
Both shit, metaphorically, like meaning they're crap, but also literally shit.
Rolling up and down the car.
That's your wish, which is why we have a t-shirt on censored.tv that has a woman holding a sign that says, Oink, Oink, Oink, You Monsters.
As she cries her eyes out.
That's her shirt.
Oink, oink, you monsters.
Because that's a tracing I did of a photograph.
And she held that sign up at a rally to say that putting more police in the MTA was racist.
I mean, are we done now?
We're done, right?
We're done.
It's like the trannies thing.
When we first heard that, we went, oh, more than two genders?
Okay, I'm kind of open to that.
So how many are there?
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Do you mean like three?
I can do three.
Male, female, other.
Okay.
No, there's actually 92.
What?
Yeah, it includes two-spirit, which is a Native American term.
No, it doesn't.
You're dumped.
Fuck you.
Like a crazy drunk girl.
The left, half the country has become a crazy drunk girl.
Where she's like, oh my god, you were there, you were talking to my friend.
Oh really?
I don't remember.
What?
Yeah, my friend was there.
You guys were fighting.
You tried to kill her.
You raped her and her dad.
What?
No, no, you got, first of all, I don't think that happened with anyone.
But secondly, you got the wrong guy.
Oh my god, my boyfriend's gonna kill you.
Alright, you gotta get out of here.
I'm not comfortable around her.
She's freaking me out.
That's where the left is.
And nowhere is this more representative.
And my notes are not good, Ryan, because I pounded them out in five minutes before the show.
And I sent you a separate email with a bunch of pictures.
I got the pictures.
So you're going to have to sift through them all.
So we know about this no-go zone in Seattle.
So about four days ago, this woman named LaRock something?
Yeah.
She put out a thing, that's her, but find a different one from her with Ron Coleman.
She put out a thing saying Proud Boys are in the neighborhood.
And they're terrorizing everyone.
And I've had Proud Boys on various chats say, dude, let's fucking get in there.
Look at this.
I've also seen folks, white and black, packing heat to help defend the area from Proud Boys.
Incredible to see.
Some dude sent me a thing from next door Minneapolis, um, that was talking about how they're in my neighborhood.
That's not it.
Uh, nope.
Nope.
That's it.
Show this?
Yeah, show that.
So, if you zoom in on that, this is just random neighbors fighting in Minneapolis.
One of them offers his home up to Antifa so they can make that their headquarters, right?
There's a hotel, I forget what city it's in, it's like a Holiday Inn, that had like $13,000 of donations so they could take over the hotel and make that their home base.
What?
When we were anarchist punks in the 80s, we knew we were esoteric.
We didn't expect housewives to support us.
But go back to those pictures.
So in Minneapolis, this guy says, scroll down.
There we go.
So what's his name?
This guy.
Eileen.
Oh, it's a woman.
Ann Clark.
Yes, they are allowed to meet.
I find it odd that you question racism in the city itself.
Even if you are right and most of the white cops are not racist, we still have plenty of white people that literally invite Nazis into our neighborhoods.
What?
No, they don't.
I've seen it.
Oh, okay, then it's true.
Hide all you want.
There are monthly KKK meetings in the city.
What?
This is like that hashtag.
Please designate the KKK a terrorist organization.
Okay.
How about we kill the whole KKK?
I'll shoot them right now.
Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
35 men dead.
That's a mass murder.
Sorry, but will you shut the fuck up now about this mythical force?
Monthly KKK meetings?
Like, imagine her IQ.
And white nationalists are allowed to gather as often as they want.
Ever heard of the quote-unquote Proud Boys?
I saw them and McInnes, almost spelled right, at a rally about six blocks north of Lake.
I guess only some of those Nazis are actually racist though, right?
What?
I haven't been to Minneapolis in 20 years, but apparently I'm roaming the streets with proud boys, telling them to go places.
Anyway, so that original woman with the crazy eyebrows, I think is a man?
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
This goes back to that gender shit we were talking about.
It's just very confusing.
What's her name?
Lauren?
Laura Kauk.
People have established a six block... Look at her motherfucking eyebrows.
Is that legal?
Maybe that's why she's an anarchist.
Is the government made it illegal to have eyebrows that look like you stepped on two shit-covered caterpillars?
What the fuck is going on with her face?
That looks like the kind of signs that are at a used car place where they say, 40% off!
But it's, zhoop, zhoop, on her forehead.
She looks... It looks ridiculous.
Anyway, people have established a six block autonomous zone in Cap Hill, which is an area in Seattle.
Walled off with staggered barricades.
Oh!
So you built a wall.
That's funny.
So you want a border.
No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
Until we invent our own thing, and then we won't want walls.
With teams setting up bathrooms.
That's awesome.
Aren't there buildings in this?
Like, aren't there bathrooms in these buildings?
Are they just on the streets?
No one invited them in?
Probably too much work to go in.
Dude, imagine you lived in this area.
You're like, uh, I gotta get to work.
What are you doing?
Distributing food and water, disabling security cameras.
This is revolutionary praxis.
And then, what does she say?
What does it say?
Long may she live.
You are now entering Cap Hill Autonomous Zone.
How shitty is that?
Now, proud boys say to me, they go, dude, bad things happen when good men do nothing.
We should get in there.
I'm like, dude, Fucking chill.
Look up the picture of the guy in the bathtub I sent you.
It's time to fucking chill your will.
Let the left eat itself.
This is what Proud Boys should be doing right now.
Maxin' and relaxin'.
This is their utopia?
They want to make it clear to the world what their solution is?
Okay, let's see it.
So anyway, go back to that Lauren chick.
So she, uh, takes over.
She becomes, by proxy, some sort of leader.
Other teams I've seen have been cleaning up trash, setting up a medic booth, and making sure the inside of the police station is properly understood as a trap.
I think the police gave up their police station, which I don't endorse.
But anyway, later on, I don't know if I sent you that as a tweet or what, but, uh, she goes, The homeless people we invited in ate all our food.
We're starving.
Please send food.
Now this would be as a picture probably.
Please send food.
Please send snacks.
She's asking for vegan snacks.
So what happened was she turned out to be a serial rapist.
Which I've noticed is a pattern here with people who want to tell you how to live their lives.
So she sends a thing saying, there it is, goodbye everyone, I'm sorry.
I'm a serial abuser.
Abuser, I don't really believe anyone can get better from a situation like that.
I'm going to peacefully end my life so I won't hurt anyone else.
God.
So she became the boss and then started, she punched someone in the face, shoved her out of bed for making a joke.
I bet her transgressions weren't even that bad, but that's not how these people work, right?
The slightest thing going wrong.
And you're a rapist, sexist murderer.
So she's fired.
She's no longer president of Cap Hill.
And now they have their own warlord called Raz.
Raz is a big black man.
Did I send you that?
I don't think I did.
I could find him.
Yeah, there he is.
So Raz, the Capitol Hill autonomous zone, world's most ambitious anthropological experiment, has received its first warlord.
Took only one day for the monopoly on violence to be discovered.
What will happen next?
So this guy Raz is a rapper and he's running the show now.
Kind of reminds me of the president in Idiocracy.
And he's roaming around with an AK.
And he's already beaten the living shit out of someone for graffiti, for vandalizing his beautiful town.
So he's a dictator.
Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts.
Absolutely.
And Raz is running.
I'm sure Raz will be thrilled with the vegan snacks that they're asking for now that the bums have eaten all their food.
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I was shocked at how shitty the meat I've been eating is.
When you taste actual steak, actual fantastic beef, and the family felt the same way.
My children inhaled the hamburgers, and they never finished their hamburgers.
The hamburgers were gone.
By the way, we had a bunch of, uh...
We had a bunch of prizes last week, but we couldn't do them because I was at Lake George.
We were banned from the studio.
So now we are doubling all of the prizes.
But yeah, that's what's going on in America.
There is an anarcho-socialist commune in Seattle run by a black warlord named Raz who's walking around with a machine gun beating the shit out of people.
They've built a wall and Proud Boys want, say, we should go in there.
We need to fight for what's right.
No.
This is all a trap.
Even though not one Proud Boy has been remotely involved in any of this shit, Proud Boys and me are all over the blame.
So it's clearly a trap.
So don't fucking fall for it.
Don't get involved.
Let the left cannibalize themselves.
They're not going to ruin America.
They're just showing everyone, and especially voters, what their utopia looks like.
And it's amazing that our enemies are this powerfully fucking retarded.
Like the DNC.
Pelosi... Nancy Pelosi can't speak English.
I've drank probably a third of a bottle of bourbon today.
I started drinking at noon.
I'm much more articulate than her.
She says, perisplutality.
Gave American experience this moment of national anguish.
And I support, Chairwoman, in the coming weeks, the House will hold hearings.
Political brutality, leader in the Congress, the President, must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.
Trevon Martin.
Imagine spending so little time watching the news that you think Trayvon Martin is Trevon.
Representative Bobby Smith.
Representative Bobby Scott.
Mr. Congresswoman Harris.
Congressman.
Senator.
Did I say Senator?
Senator Harris.
Trevon.
Imagine spending so little time watching the news that you think Trayvon Martin is Trevon.
Wait, go back to those black names.
Coming weeks, the bill.
It's so weird to me as a news junkie that someone who's always in the news is not also a news junkie.
She doesn't watch the fucking news.
must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.
Philando Castle.
Philando Castile.
Trevon Martin.
Philando Castle, she calls him.
Does she not watch the news?
It's so weird to me as a news junkie that someone who's always in the news is not also a news junkie.
She doesn't watch the fucking news.
Trevon Martin?
If any of my friends, any of the dads that I hang out with, If they were to ever to say Trevon Martin, I would piss, that would piss me off.
I'd go, Trevon?
What?
Do you own a television?
Are you online?
Speaking of people who can't speak, you gotta check out...
Joe Biden, he is the least fun adversary I've ever had.
I'm going back to grade school now, including Barry Pablo, who tried to beat me up in fourth grade, and he did a roundhouse kick so severely that he sent himself into orbit, landed like a starfish, knocked himself out, not knocked, knocked the wind out of himself, couldn't finish the fight.
This is a worse adversary than Barry.
You know, the rapidly rising, um, uh, in with, uh, with, uh, I don't know.
you know, the rapidly rising...
With, uh, with, I don't know.
If this was a job interview at Walmart, you'd go, uh, dude, this is really fucking bad.
I don't think you're getting the job at Walmart.
You're, you're so illiterate and inarticulate.
It's annoying.
It's annoying to hear you talk.
Let's hear him again.
You know, the rapidly rising in with with With, uh, I don't know.
You know, the rapper.
You can just not say anything.
Just take a pause.
The New York Post had an article where they pointed out that, this is the second link, that the FBI, through all of this, this is crazy, I was having an argument by proxy with another friend, and he's like, hey man, our buddy Frank, he thinks that this is all white supremacist, and I'm like,
I send him a bunch of pictures, like 50, of mugshots, and you see it's black women, it's black men, it's occasionally white people, they tend to be Antifa, you can tell by their facial tattoos and their pink hair, you can just tell that they're not Proud Boys.
And he goes, well, from what I'm seeing, a lot of the people causing trouble are white supremacists.
And then, what the fuck?
Like, this is what I mean with the give up.
You keep saying that, again and again, and people just sort of go, alright, I'm a white supremacist, whatever the fuck.
I'm not playing anymore.
I'm done this game, you crazy drunk bitch.
A major portion of America has become a crazy drunk bitch.
But, I guess that includes the FBI.
Because in this article, go back to it.
What?
They talk about How this is the greatest risk.
And then just look at that picture.
A member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Have you ever seen anyone in your life, in real life, with a shirt that has that insignia on it?
Have you ever?
Is it possible?
In your entire life that you could reach out and touch that weird KKK badge on his top left shoulder.
And just touch it with your finger.
Is it possible?
No, it's not.
Now in Tifa, you can touch a million times.
Black criminals, looters, you can touch a million times.
But the KKK, white supremacists, and racist domestic terrorists pose the largest threat Of violence in the United States, blah blah blah, the bulletin.
And then you keep reading, it barely mentions Antifa.
We assess the greatest threat of lethal violence continues to emanate from lone offenders with racially or ethnically motivated violent extremist ideologies, with personalized ideologies.
The bulletin states, they're talking about Dylann Roof, who was a fucking lunatic.
And all those, those Dylann Roof types, the only thing, they don't have a canon of a lexicon.
of white supremacist ideology.
They're just fucking meth heads.
You put them on Adderall since they were little kids.
They're autistic people that you turned into meth heads, you fucking disgusting big pharma shit society.
To pretend that they have some sort of well thought out agenda is naive at best, malicious at worst.
But keep going.
In addition, militias and right-wing racist groups, you know Proud Boys are included in that, are seeking to start a second American Civil War by targeting protests.
Okay, so we've seen, what, two weeks of rioting now?
No white supremacists, it's just Antifa and black looters.
But somehow, the KKK is the problem.
I can't believe I'm defending the KKK.
Militia extremists who advocate a belief in the superiority of the white race have sought to bring about a second civil war.
What about the second civil war that's already been brought on?
That's happening right outside.
Here in New York City, it's happening on the streets outside right now.
But you found some message board where some guys were joking about the Boogaloo, and you think that's the threat.
Once again, this is so common in American politics.
I'm sorry to be Captain Bringdown, but other shows are funny this week.
Thursdays are Thursday nights.
I'm usually kind of hungover by the time we do this show.
So you get kind of a negative sample of Get Off My Lawn.
But once again, perceived slights, the possibility of something is considered a bigger threat than actual violence, actual things going on in real life.
The Proud Boys said something.
They had a joke.
They had a bumper sticker.
They had a shirt that said Pinochet did nothing wrong.
They went like that.
That could mean something.
Antifa riots going on right before your eyes?
Well, give them room to riot.
Give them room to break things.
Go back to that article.
Widespread media attention in the memo adds that left-wing and anarchist groups pose the greatest threat to police officers and the potential destruction of police and government property.
Okay, so what are white supremacists doing?
Just blowing up the suburbs?
Anarchist extremists continue to pose the most significant threat of targeted assaults against police, blah blah blah.
Sometimes with improvised incendiary devices.
Where are the white supremacist improvised incendiary devices?
Not that I'm sitting here trying to defend white supremacists.
I'm saying they don't exist, they're not a thing.
Antifa's a real thing.
Oy vey.
I thought this was funny.
My least favorite person in the world, Amy Siskind, the super cunt.
She... Super cunt, super cunt, she's super cunty.
She's a super cunt, super cunt, she's super cunty now.
She's a very cunty girl.
She's a very grumpy lesbian.
And she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant and she emptied his bank account.
And she hates men.
Because after ruining her ex-husband's life, she can't sleep at night.
So if men are human garbage, well then she just ruined some human garbage.
That's okay.
That's a long verse.
So that's her impetus.
I'm still singing.
When you find, like, bonafide sexism like Amy Siskind, it's usually someone trying to atone for their own sins.
For example, on my little local chat, there's this guy, Reuben Anthony.
I sent the student the pictures and he's on there preaching to all these white women about how to live and why the system is racist and why these people are horrible people and I'm looking at him going I smell a rat here, Reuben Anthony.
So then I start digging deeper and I discover that the guy online, and see if you can find, did I send a screen grab where he's talking about systemic racism and the system from Reuben Anthony?
Yeah, there it is.
It's not based on the officers.
That's what people are failing to realize.
It's about the system that gave and gives the confidence to officers to commit murder in broad daylight while being filmed and feel safe to do so.
You can't speak English, of course.
So I'm looking at this guy and I start digging a little deeper.
And all the rich white millionaires in my neighborhood are like, thank you, Ruben.
I'd love to meet you one day.
You're teaching us so much about Black Lives Matter.
And I'm like, this guy is not Ruben Anthony.
I discover he's Ruben Ila.
Okay?
Ruben Ila is a serial rapist.
Who was a corrections officer who would abduct these girls and fuck the shit out of them.
Now, just to be clear, if you fuck a girl and you're a corrections officer, that's rape.
Because they can't say no.
And this guy was even worse than that.
So he kept raping all these girls.
You're showing your screen, dumbass.
He kept raping all these girls.
And I don't know if I have... Do I have an article about him?
Just look up Ruben Ila.
Just look up Ruben Ila.
So he kept raping all these girls and they were trying to catch him in the act and...
So he invites, he says, hey, come down to the medical infirmary.
He was fucking this Russian chick who had stabbed her boyfriend.
He goes, meet me by the infirmary.
And, uh, she shows up at the infirmary and they go, hey, what are you doing here?
Another corrections officer sees her there.
And then Ruben, the guy preaching to all the rich white housewives that love Black Lives Matter.
I'm learning so much.
They, The corrections officer goes, what are you doing here?
You should be in your cell.
And then Ruben goes, yeah, what are you doing here?
I don't know.
No one summoned you here.
And then she's like, what?
And so she gets eight months in solitary confinement.
A shoebox.
Like Tommy Robinson, punished because this guy wanted a banger, banger from behind.
This cunt is on my local message board telling all these housewives about systemic racism and the problem with corruption in the police force.
And he's a serial rapist corrections officer.
Can you believe that shit?
All right, anyway, let's get back to Amy Siskind.
Because if you hate Tucker Carlson, you hate facts.
That's just a fact.
And if you hate me for saying that, you also hate facts.
Tucker Carlson and Fox News have blood on their hands!
When this is all over, I hope they face hearing and trials.
Doesn't that sound Stalinist?
Um, for their roles in deaths and violence through gaslighting, lies, and propaganda.
No Oxford comma there.
Um, and bad grammar as usual with these fucking people.
She's just a lazy cunt who's living off her divorce.
She doesn't do anything.
She worked in finance, and she was so horrible to deal with, no one wants to work with her, so she just sits there with her alimony, fucking with people.
White men, mostly.
Because she ruined a white man's life, and if she can trivialize white men, then it makes her guilt.
Better.
My wife took our children to her house because she threatened to have a vigil in our neighborhood after the synagogue shooting.
What a wonderful creature.
Anyway, this video is the Washington Post.
This is not an Antifa video.
This is the Washington Post.
And look how radical it is.
But it is definitely not about black.
You should look up Joshua Carroll.
This may be a lot of things in this moment we're living through, but it is definitely 20 about black lives.
And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Hands up!
Don't shoot!
Hands up!
Don't shoot!
I have to translate this for you because you don't understand.
He said this isn't about Black Lives, right?
And remember that when they come for you.
And we're seeing this.
They cancelled Live PD.
That's cancelled.
Is it really?
Yeah, Live PD is done.
And I just was talking to Matt Iceman.
It didn't occur to me that they were going to cancel.
They might cancel his show because it humanizes first responders.
They cancelled Cops.
They cancelled Gone with the Wind.
So Tucker's right.
This isn't just Black Lives.
This is about cancel culture.
This is about anti-Americanism.
This is about anti-Westernism.
Throwing Columbus in the river.
Did you see the footage?
They pulled down a statue and killed a guy?
I've heard conflicting reports.
Some say he's in intensive care.
But some dumbass black guy was sitting below a statue.
Yeah, that's it in the top left.
You had it.
He's sitting below the statue.
They're trying to yank down.
And this woman is sitting there, some... Look at these women.
Oh!
That landed on a guy's head.
Oh, is that made of papier-mâché?
We're watching a snuff film.
That we're watching a man die right now.
And look how ineffectual these women are.
She's got a sledgehammer in her hand, ironically.
And... She has nothing to offer.
Look, she just sits there.
But his skull was split open.
You could see the white of the skull.
You could see his brain.
He was completely brained by that statue.
But go back to them.
Like, if you see someone brained, jump off your fucking little precipice there, your pulpit.
Jump down.
This is not helping.
Move!
Move!
Let me just hold my sledgehammer a different way.
Let me hold it up.
Everyone, let me adjust my shirt.
Move!
Stop the bleeding, you useless, feckless bitches!
Look at that.
Just point.
Move!
Look, she's not even going down.
Oh, finally she goes down.
Finally they go down.
Try to stop him bleeding to death, which I don't believe they did.
Meanwhile, over here, they're still pulling more statues down.
Do they have a... They don't have like a hospital or emergency triage?
What's that got to do with black lives?
They don't even know what these statues are.
So Tucker was correct.
This is not about black lives.
This is about the radical left.
We're going past the half hour mark up here, but let me continue.
So, just pause, pause, pause.
So, Tucker says this isn't about black lives, and then the Washington Post shows a bunch of people saying this is about black lives.
That somehow contradicts what he just said.
Because some people insist it's not about black lives.
That doesn't offend his argument, my dear.
Step two, rewrite history.
America went insane over the weekend, and that's barely an overstatement.
People in their 80s who have lived in the U.S.
all their lives said they've never seen anything like it.
Ask an 80-year-old.
This was without precedent in the modern era.
Yeah, Amy, ask an 80-year-old.
Just pause.
Okay, so Tucker says this was without precedent in the past 80 years, or if they're 80, I guess the past, whatever, 70 years.
It wasn't just protests.
They weren't just protesting.
They were burning America to the ground.
They were destroying local businesses.
They were burning police stations.
They were burning police cars.
They were going to bodegas and stealing all the fucking chocolate bars.
How much are chocolate bars?
I'll buy you a chocolate bar.
You want a pack?
You want to get like a whole Snickers pack?
I bet it's seven bucks.
It's like that guy who bought those black dudes lunch because he thought it was activism.
Look what I got.
I got 14 bucks on me.
I'll buy you two Burger King lunches.
So anyway, the Washington Post goes, oh yeah?
Unprecedented?
What about this?
And then they show you a bunch of peaceful marches.
These are not cop cars upside down and on fire.
This is not Macy's emptied.
This is not Louis Vuitton.
Okay.
So then he says trivialize.
Now, step three, the thing that Tucker did wrong was trivialize the problem.
Tucker Carlson, on his show, listed the 10 unarmed black people who were shot in 2019.
There was only 10.
I've been arguing with people online.
They're coming up with numbers like 25,000, 15,000.
It was like 25,000, 15,000.
At one point, one of my liberal friends goes, in 2014 or 15, it was 175.
- Bitch, are you for real? - And I go, yeah, that's true.
In other words, it's been plummeting over the past five years.
Going from 175 to 10 in 2019.
That's amazing.
You're welcome, by the way, for that.
So it's down to 10.
Out of those 10, Eight of them were attacking cops with a car, reaching for their gun, naked and on PCP, deliriously attacking them.
Two of them were not.
In those two cases, this is, by the way, out of 395 million interactions with police.
Two of those cases, the cops are on trial, facing jail time.
George Floyd was not asphyxiated.
He was fighting back with police.
He was on fentanyl.
a downer, and meth, an upper.
That's murder on your heart.
That's what killed John Belucci.
That's what killed Chris Farley.
That's what killed all our favorite celebs.
He got in a fight with cops, fought with them on his own behest, and had a heart attack and died.
So I would say the problem is trivial.
If there are two cases out of 395 million interactions where the police used egregious force and killed someone, statistically, mathematically, I'm sorry, that's trivial.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There were six people who died of spider bites last year.
Are you worried about spider bites?
Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, four white men are killed.
Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, three black men are killed.
This is not an issue.
All right, what else have they got?
This moment will pass.
Remember that.
All moments do.
When it does, we'll look back at what we just saw in horror and disbelief.
But if you're honest now, you will keep your dignity.
And ultimately, you will be very glad about that.
So he's saying police brutality is trivial.
It's not a real thing in America.
It's been totally exaggerated.
And then the Washington Post argues, well, there's demonstrations all over the world.
So the first argument was, he said this is unprecedented.
And then they showed a bunch of peaceful protests that didn't involve burning America to the ground.
His second point was, this is not, police brutality is not a thing.
This is ridiculous.
Then they show that there's global demonstrations.
Yeah, he didn't say there wasn't global demonstrations.
He said the global demonstrations are based on a trivial issue.
Police brutality is not a thing.
Check the data.
Outrage.
Indeed, point to a place on the planet and they'll have had protests.
Japan?
South Korea.
Kenya.
Justin Trudeau, I love this one.
It's an anti-government protest and the Prime Minister is on his knees protesting the government.
Hey Justin, why don't we get rid of the Prime Minister?
That reminds me of Ice Cube.
Hold on a sec, just a little tangent.
Ice Cube, uh, was talking about the goddamn Jews.
And, uh, isn't that in my notes?
Where did it go?
Michael Bernier.
Oh, I saw.
Yeah, right before the final video.
So Ice Cube puts out this tweet that argues that if you look at the Star of David, you can see a cube in it.
So cubes are the evil, stupid, horrible Jews subliminally giving us their message.
Message to the beast.
If you attack any of my family or seeds, I'll attack your family and seeds.
But go down.
Do we have him talking about this stupid cube?
Ah, shit.
That's not the right link.
Here, go back to Ice Cube.
He has this weird thing.
He finds the Star of David, and he notices a cube fits in the Star of David.
Ergo, if you have a cube in your life, then you are a cuck that cucks for shekels.
You're a Jew lover.
Right?
Look at all this shit.
Fuck, he's a retard.
He's like me when I was 13.
The symbols!
But Ice Cube, your name is Ice Cube.
You found a cube in the Star of David?
I found a cube in your name.
More self-flagellation.
Ah, shit, is it gone?
How far back?
I don't know how often he tweets.
I'm banned from Twitter.
It was nine hours ago.
Look up Ice Cube, Star of David.
Maybe Ben Shapiro 2 or something.
We're way past the half hour mark here.
I should have covered this later.
Oh, there we go.
It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Ice Cube fuels anti-Semitism storm with Satanic Star of David post.
So, if you can find a cube in the Star of David, that means cubes are the Jews.
And it didn't occur to him that he's a cube.
He's literally a cube.
So he shows it, and then he shows a bunch of public art that uses a cube.
I guess Rubik's Cube is... is the Jews, too?
It's a jube.
Anyway, they were... Go back, go back.
Click on the Twitter thing.
Did he not?
No, it's on a link.
Oh, fuck.
Because he had a bunch of public art.
Anyway, sorry, let's... We're going way too long on this.
Let's go back to the Washington Post thing.
Fucking cubes.
Come here.
A million new Americans every year.
They're not coming because America is a racist country.
They're coming because it's not.
That's all true.
I mean, imagine the IQ of the person who put that together.
They're not sending their best.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We need to see the credits there.
Look how many people are involved in that piece of shit.
Senior producer.
Ooh.
Stop.
Producer and video editor was Joshua, what's his name?
Carol, two R's, two L's.
Two R's, two L's.
And then senior producer.
Kate Woodson.
Kate?
Let's look them up.
Kate?
Because I feel like as a high school teacher, I would see that and go, wait a minute.
He said police brutality is not a big deal in America.
You changed it to the protests are not.
Common.
But they are... oh my god.
She's got witch face.
Resting witch face.
Look at that.
I wonder if she stores snacks in that mall.
That's trainee level.
And who's the other guy?
Can you imagine going on a date with her and sitting at dinner and hearing her talk?
Is his name Cuck Robertson?
Joshua Carroll.
Cock Robertson, did you say?
Cock Robertson.
Oh.
Joshua Cowell.
I want to change my name to Cock.
I'm Cock McInnes.
Cock McInnes, at your service.
That's not him.
That can't be him.
Oh no.
Recycling.
I'm gonna have to type in Washington Post.
I would not be remotely surprised if that's the guy.
Oh, even better.
Ah, there we go.
There we go.
That's who we're up against.
These are the shitty magicians doing tricks like Putting a quarter in their ear and then going, wait, what the?
Nothing here.
Oh, what's this?
We are up against shitty, retarded, ugly magicians who can't do high school logic.
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