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June 12, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #51 - RADICAL UTOPIA

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	Pshaw, psha usually in the show we have a tune that's relevant to the news, and then we talk about the music and we talk about the band.
	But we're living in an Orwellian YouTube universe where we're not allowed to use other people's music even within the context of discussing it.
	So we play that generic song my friend made.
	I'll call him Bob.
	He could probably get in trouble because he made us this music.
	And every letter we get says, don't say my name aloud.
	How did we get here?
	Like, is this the Holocaust denial show where we have charts where we show the white brain and the black brain and the Jewish brain?
	And we have all the kinds of sort of radiuses of them all.
	And we talk about the imminent revolution, how to kill everyone that's non-white.
	Is that what's going on here?
	It's funny that to be a moderate, which I think I am, and I think you are, I think Ryan is, and to support the president is considered radical.
	Okay.
	And with these riots, things have changed too.
	Like, I think I have become not the villain they make me out to be, but I give up.
	Like, I saw these two black dudes in my neighborhood, and they had telephoto lenses.
	They had funny shorts on, too, that were very colorful.
	I think they might have been African, middle-class Africans, like Kenyans.
	And they had telephoto lenses on.
	I think they were birders.
	And we've had an owl, two baby owls in our neighborhood.
	And two months ago, I would have seen them and said, oh, are you guys here for the owls?
	You know, yeah, yeah, they're in this tree.
	And we've also spotted them in that tree there.
	But now I just sort of drove by and thought, man, fuck you.
	Like, I'm done.
	I'm done trying to be friends.
	So I think diversity as a concept, at least non-natural diversity, where they go, well, how's, we should get more of this group in here.
	I think that's done.
	America quits.
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	has gone, fuck you, I'm not talking about this anymore.
	I give up.
	Now another 40% has said, has no opinion.
	So you end up, I should say 35%, you end up with about 95% of the country going, we're done, we're over.
	I'm not talking about this anymore.
	You broke my heart in 1968 when you killed MLK.
	I cared about this country.
	I wanted to fix things.
	Now, it's not fixable.
	We had eight years of Obama, and things got worse.
	You are insatiable.
	So I give up.
	You can have the city, you can have New York, you can have Baltimore, you can have the south side of Chicago, you can have Detroit.
	We'll be out in the burbs and out in the country.
	No more.
	People of all color think that.
	Most black people feel the same way too.
	What do you mean?
	Show your face.
	How extreme it all is.
	And just a bit much.
	Like, nobody wants to abolish the police.
	That's like a small group of wackos.
	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
	It's sort of like when they were saying the MTA should be free, the subway should be free.
	And I thought, oh, you mean like, and then looked it up, I could not find one city in the world.
	I think in Iceland, I found a city that has free public buses.
	And I think in Glasgow, you have free buses for senior citizens.
	Free subways?
	subways well you got them and what did you get you got homeless people with shit everywhere both shit metaphorically like meaning they're crap but also little literally shit rolling up and down the car that's your wish which is why we have a t-shirt on censored.tv that has a woman holding a sign that says oink oink oink you monsters as she cries her eyes out that's her shirt
	oink oink you monsters because she that's a that's a tracing i did of a photograph and uh she held that sign up at a rally to say that putting more police in the mta was racist i mean are we done now we're done right we're done it's like the trannies thing when we first heard that we went oh more than two genders okay i'm kind of open to that So, how many are there?
	I don't know.
	Wait, what?
	Do you mean like three?
	I can do three.
	Male, female, other.
	Okay.
	No, there's actually 92.
	What?
	Yeah, it includes two spirit, which is a Native American term.
	No, it doesn't.
	You're dumped.
	Fuck you.
	Like a crazy drunk girl.
	The left, half the country has become a crazy drunk girl.
	Where she's like, oh my God, you were there.
	You're talking to my friend.
	Oh, really?
	I don't remember.
	What?
	Yeah, my friend was there.
	You guys were fighting.
	You tried to kill her.
	You raped her and her dad.
	What?
	No, no, you got, first of all, I don't think that happened with anyone.
	But secondly, you got the wrong guy.
	Oh, my God.
	My boyfriend's going to kill you.
	All right, you got to get out of here.
	I'm not comfortable around her.
	She's freaking me out.
	That's where the left is.
	And nowhere is this more representative.
	And my notes are not good, Ryan, because I pounded them out in five minutes before the show.
	And I sent you a separate email with a bunch of pictures.
	I got the pictures.
	So you're going to have to sift through them all.
	So we know about this no-go zone in Seattle.
	So about four days ago, this woman named LaRock something.
	Yeah.
	She put out a thing.
	That's her, but find a different one from her with Ron Coleman.
	She put out a thing saying proud boys are in the neighborhood and they're terrorizing everyone.
	And I've had proud boys on various chats say, dude, let's fucking get in there.
	Look at this.
	I've also seen folks, white and black, packing heat to help defend the area from proud boys.
	Incredible to see.
	Some dude sent me a thing from next door Minneapolis that was talking about how they're in my neighborhood.
	That's not it.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's it.
	Show this?
	Yeah, show that.
	So if you zoom in on that, this is just random neighbors fighting in Minneapolis.
	One of them offers his home up to Antifa so they can make that their headquarters, right?
	There's a hotel.
	I forget what city it's in.
	It's like a holiday inn that had like $13,000 of donations so they could take over the hotel and make that their home base.
	What?
	When we were anarchist punks in the 80s, we knew we were esoteric.
	We didn't expect housewives to support us.
	But go back to those pictures.
	So in Minneapolis, this guy says, scroll down.
	There we go.
	So what's his name?
	This guy.
	Eileen.
	Oh, it's a woman.
	Ann Clark, yes, they are allowed to meet.
	I find it odd that you question racism in the city itself.
	Even if you are right and most of the white cops are not racist, we still have plenty of white people that literally invite Nazis into our neighborhoods.
	What?
	No, they don't.
	I've seen it.
	Oh, okay, then it's true.
	Hide all you want.
	There are monthly KKK meetings in the city.
	What?
	This is like that hashtag.
	Please designate the KKK a terrorist organization.
	Okay.
	How about we kill the whole KKK?
	I'll shoot them right now.
	Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
	That's a mass murder.
	Sorry, but will you shut the fuck up now about this mythical force?
	Monthly KKK meetings?
	Like, imagine her IQ.
	And white nationalists are allowed to gather as often as they want.
	Ever heard of the quote-unquote proud boys?
	I saw them and McInnis, almost spelled right, at a rally about six blocks north of Lake.
	I guess only some of those Nazis are actually racist, though, right?
	What?
	I haven't been to Minneapolis in 20 years, but apparently I'm roaming the streets with proud boys telling them to go places.
	Anyway, so that original woman with the crazy eyebrows, I think is a man.
	I don't know what the fuck's going on.
	This goes back to that gender shit we're talking about.
	It's just very confusing.
	What's her name?
	Lauren?
	Laura Cowk.
	People have established a six-block.
	Look at her motherfucking eyebrows.
	Is that legal?
	Maybe that's why she's an anarchist, is the government made it illegal to have eyebrows that look like you stepped on two shit-covered caterpillars.
	What the fuck is going on with her face?
	That looks like the kind of signs that are at a used car place where they say 40% off, but it's zhoop, joop on her forehead.
	She looks, it looks ridiculous.
	Anyway, people have established a six-block autonomous zone in Cap Hill, which is an area in Seattle.
	Walled off with staggered barricades.
	Oh, so you built a wall.
	That's funny.
	So you want a border.
	No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	Until we invent our own thing, and then we won't want walls.
	With teams setting up bathrooms, that's awesome.
	Aren't there buildings in this?
	Like, aren't there bathrooms in these buildings?
	Are they just on the streets?
	No one invited them in?
	Probably too much work to go in.
	Dude, imagine you lived in this area.
	You're like, I got to get to work.
	What are you doing?
	Distributing food and water, disabling security cameras.
	This is revolutionary praxis.
	And then, what does she say?
	What does it say?
	Long may she live.
	You are now entering Cap Hill Autonomous Zone.
	Now, Proud Boys say to me, they go, dude, bad things happen when good men do nothing.
	We should get in there.
	I'm like, dude, fucking chill.
	Look up the picture of the guy in the bathtub I sent you.
	It's time to fucking chill your will.
	Let the left eat itself.
	This is what Proud Boys should be doing right now.
	Maxing and relaxing.
	This is their utopia.
	They want to make it clear to the world what their solution is.
	Okay, let's see it.
	So anyway, go back to that Lauren chick.
	So she takes over.
	She becomes by proxy some sort of leader.
	Other teams I've seen have been cleaning up trash, setting Up a medic booth and making sure the inside of the police station is properly understood as a trap.
	I think the police gave up their police station, which I don't endorse.
	But anyway, later on, I don't know if I sent you that as a tweet or what, but uh, she goes, The homeless people we invited in ate all our food.
	We're starving.
	Please send food.
	Now, this would be as a picture, probably.
	Please send food.
	Please send snacks.
	She's asking for vegan snacks.
	So what happened was she turned out to be a serial rapist, which I've noticed is a pattern here with people who want to tell you how to live their lives.
	So she sends a thing saying, there it is.
	Goodbye, everyone.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm a serial abuser.
	I don't really believe anyone can get better from a situation like that.
	I'm going to peacefully end my life so I won't hurt anyone else.
	So she became the boss and then started, she punched some woman in the face, shoved her out of bed for making a joke.
	I bet her transgressions weren't even that bad, but that's not how these people work, right?
	The slightest thing going wrong.
	And you're a rapist, sexist, murderer.
	So she's fired.
	She's no longer president of Cap Hill.
	And now they have their own warlord called Raz.
	Raz is a big black man.
	Did I send you that?
	I don't think I did.
	I could find him.
	There he is.
	So Raz, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, world's most ambitious anthropological experiment, has received its first warlord.
	Took only one day for the Monopoly on Violence to be discovered.
	What will happen next?
	So this guy, Raz, is a rapper, and he's running the show now.
	Kind of reminds me of the president in Idiocracy.
	And he's roaming around with an AK.
	And he's already beaten the living shit out of someone for graffiti, for vandalizing his beautiful town.
	So he's a dictator.
	power corrupts absolute power corrupts absolutely and Raz is But let's take a break and talk about Bubbin Hanks.
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	We were banned from the studio.
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	But yeah, that's what's going on in America.
	There is an anarcho-socialist commune in Seattle run by a black warlord named Raz, who's walking around with a machine gun, beating the shit out of people.
	They've built a wall.
	And Proud Boys want, say, we should go in there.
	We need to fight for what's right.
	No.
	This is all a trap.
	Even though not one Proud Boy has been remotely involved in any of this shit, Proud Boys and me are all over the blame.
	So it's clearly a trap.
	So don't fucking fall for it.
	Don't get involved.
	Let the left cannibalize themselves.
	They're not going to ruin America.
	They're just showing everyone, and especially voters, what their utopia looks like.
	And it's amazing that our enemies are this powerfully fucking retarded like the DNC.
	Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi can't speak English.
	I've drank probably a third of a bottle of bourbon today.
	I started drinking at noon.
	I'm much more articulate than her.
	She says, Paris Blutality gave American experience this moment of national anguish.
	And I suppose Chairman Woman in the coming weeks, the House will hold hearings.
	Paris Blutality, leader in the Congress, the President must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.
	Philandro Castle.
	Philandro Castillo.
	Trevon Martin.
	Trayvon Martin.
	Representative Bobby Smith.
	Representative Bobby Scott.
	Mr. Congresswoman Harris.
	Come with me.
	Senator.
	Did I say Senator Harris?
	Trevon.
	Imagine spending so little time watching the news that you think Trayvon Martin is Trevon.
	Wait, go back to those black names.
	Coming weeks, the bill will be hearing brutality.
	Leader in the Congress, the president must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.
	Philandro Castle.
	Philandro Castile.
	Travon Castle.
	Philandro Castle, she calls him.
	Does she not watch the news?
	It's so weird to me as a news junkie that someone who's always in the news is not also a news junkie.
	She doesn't watch the fucking news.
	Trevon Martin?
	If any of my friends, any of the dads that I hang out with, if they were to ever to say Trevon Martin, that would piss me off.
	I'd go, Trevon, what?
	Do you own a television?
	Are you online?
	Speaking of people who can't speak, you've got to check out Joe Biden.
	He is the least fun adversary I've ever had.
	I'm going back to grade school now, including Barry Pueblo, who tried to beat me up in fourth grade.
	And he did a roundhouse kick so severely that he sent himself into orbit, landed like a starfish, knocked himself out, not knocked himself out, knocked a wind out of himself, couldn't finish the fight.
	This is a worse adversary than Barry.
	You know, the rapidly rising with, I don't know, you know, the rapidly rising with if this was a job interview at Walmart, you'd go, dude, this is really fucking bad.
	I don't think you're getting the job at Walmart.
	You're so illiterate and inarticulate, it's annoying.
	It's annoying to hear you talk.
	Let's hear him again.
	You know, the rapidly rising with, I don't know, you know, the rapidly rising.
	You could just not say anything.
	Just take a pause.
	The New York Post had an article where they pointed out that this is the second link, that the FBI, through all of this, this is crazy.
	I was having an argument by proxy with another friend, and he's like, hey man, our buddy Frank, he thinks that this is all white supremacists.
	And I'm like, I send him a bunch of pictures, like 50, of mug shots.
	And you see it's black woman, it's black man, it's occasionally white people.
	They tend to be Antifa.
	You can tell by their facial tattoos and their pink hair.
	You can just tell that they're not proud boys.
	And he goes, well, from what I'm seeing, a lot of the people causing trouble are white supremacists.
	And then, what the fuck?
	Like, this is what I mean with the give up.
	You keep saying that again and again, and people just sort of go, all right, I'm a white supremacist.
	Whatever the fuck.
	I'm not playing anymore.
	I'm done this game, you crazy drunk bitch.
	A major portion of America has become a crazy drunk bitch.
	But I guess it includes the FBI.
	Because in this article, go back to it.
	What?
	They talk about how this is the greatest risk.
	And then just look at that picture.
	A member of the Ku Klux Klan.
	Have you ever seen anyone in your life, in real life, with a shirt that has that insignia on it?
	Have you ever, is it possible in your entire life that you could reach out and touch that weird KKK badge on his top left shoulder and just touch it with your finger?
	Is it possible?
	No, it's not.
	Now, Antifa, you can touch a million times.
	Black criminals, looters, you can touch a million times.
	But the KKK, white supremacists, and racist domestic terrorists pose the largest threat of violence in the United States, blah, blah, blah, the bulletin.
	And then you keep reading, it barely mentions Antifa.
	We assess the greatest threat of lethal violence continues to emanate from lone offenders with racially or ethnically motivated violent extremist ideologies, with personalized ideologies.
	The bulletin states.
	They're talking about Dylan Roof, who was a fucking lunatic.
	And all those Dylan Roof types, the only thing, they don't have a canon of a lexicon of white supremacist ideology.
	They're just fucking meth heads.
	You put them on Adderall since they were little kids.
	They're autistic people that you turned into meth heads, you fucking disgusting big pharma shit society.
	To pretend that they have some sort of well-thought-out agenda is naive at best, malicious at worst.
	But keep going.
	We assessed the greatest sort of said that.
	In addition, militias and right-wing racist groups, you know Proud Boys are included in that, are seeking to start a second American civil war by targeting protests.
	Okay, so we've seen, what, two weeks of rioting now?
	No white supremacists.
	It's just Antifa and black looters.
	But somehow the KKK is the problem.
	I can't believe I'm defending the KKK.
	Militia extremists who advocate a belief in the separity of the white race have sought to bring about a second civil war.
	What about the second civil war that's already been brought on?
	That's happening right outside here in New York City.
	It's happening on the streets outside right now.
	But you found some message board where some guys were joking about the Boogaloo and you think that's the threat.
	Once again, this is so common in American politics.
	I'm sorry to be Captain Bringdown, but other shows are funny this week.
	Thursdays are Thursday nights.
	I'm usually kind of hungover by the time we do this show.
	So you get kind of a negative sample of Get Off My Lawn.
	But once again, perceived slights, the possibility of something is considered a bigger threat than actual violence, actual things going on in real life.
	The Proud Boys said something.
	They had a joke.
	They had a bumper sticker.
	They had a shirt that said Pinochet did nothing wrong.
	They went like that.
	That could mean something.
	Antifa riots going on right before your eyes.
	Well, give them room to riot.
	Give them room to break things.
	Go back to that article.
	Widespread media attention in the memo adds that left-wing and anarchist groups pose the greatest threat to police officers and the potential destruction of police and government property.
	Okay, so what are white supremacists doing?
	Just blowing up the suburbs?
	Anarchist extremists continue to pose the most significant threat of targeted assaults against police, blah, blah, blah.
	Sometimes it's improvised incendiary devices.
	Where are the white supremacist improvised incendiary devices?
	Not that I'm sitting here trying to defend white supremacists.
	I'm saying they don't exist.
	They're not a thing.
	Antifa is a real thing.
	Oh, Vey.
	I thought this was funny.
	My least favorite person in the world, Amy Siskind, the super cunt.
	She...
	She's super cunt.
	She's a super cunt.
	Super cunt.
	She's super cunt.
	Now.
	She's a very cunty girl.
	She's a very grumpy lesbian.
	And she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant.
	And she emptied his bank account.
	Ba bump.
	Ba bomp.
	And she hates men because after ruining her ex-husband's life, she can't sleep at night.
	So if men are human garbage, well, then she just ruined some human garbage.
	That's okay.
	It's a long verse.
	So that's her impetus.
	I'm still singing.
	When you find like bona fide sexism like Amy Siskind, it's usually someone trying to atone for their own sins.
	For example, on my little local chat, there's this guy, Reuben Anthony.
	And I sent this to you in the pictures.
	And he's on there preaching to all these white women about how to live and why the system is racist and why these people are horrible people.
	And I'm looking at him going, I smell a rat here, Reuben Anthony.
	So then I start digging deeper and I discover that the guy online, and see if you can find, did I send a screen grab where he's talking about systemic racism in the system from Reuben Anthony?
	Yeah, there it is.
	It's not based on the officers.
	That what people are failing to realize.
	It's about the system that gave and gives the confidence to officers to commit murder in broad daylight while being filmed and feel safe to do so.
	He can't speak English, of course.
	So I'm looking at this guy and I start digging a little deeper.
	And all the rich white millionaires in my neighborhood are like, thank you, Ruben.
	I'd love to meet you one day.
	You're teaching us so much about Black Lives Matter.
	And I'm like, this guy is not Ruben Anthony.
	I discover he's Ruben Ela.
	Okay?
	Ruben Ela is a serial rapist who was a corrections officer who would abduct these girls and fuck the shit out of them.
	Now, just to be clear, if you fuck a girl and you're a corrections officer, that's rape because they can't say no.
	And this guy was even worse than that.
	So he kept raping all these girls.
	You're showing your screen, dumbass.
	He kept raping all these girls.
	And I don't know if I have, do I have an article about him?
	Just look up Ruben Ela.
	Just look up Ruben Ela.
	So he kept raping all these girls, and they were trying to catch him in the act.
	And so he invites, he says, hey, come down to the medical infirmary.
	He was fucking this Russian chick who had stabbed her boyfriend.
	He goes, meet me by the infirmary.
	And she shows up at the infirmary.
	And they go, hey, what are you doing here?
	Another corrections officer sees her there.
	And then Ruben, the guy preaching to all the rich white housewives that love Black Lives Matter.
	I'm learning so much.
	The corrections officer goes, what are you doing here?
	You should be in your cell.
	And then Ruben goes, yeah, what are you doing here?
	I don't know.
	No one summoned you here.
	And then she's like, what?
	And so she gets eight months in solitary confinement.
	A shoebox.
	Like Tommy Robinson.
	Punished because this guy wanted a banger.
	Banger from behind.
	This cunt is on my local message board telling all these housewives about systemic racism and the problem with corruption in the police force.
	And he's a serial rapist corrections officer.
	Can you believe that shit?
	All right, anyway, let's get back to Amy Siskind.
	Because if you hate Tucker Carlson, you hate facts.
	That's just a fact.
	And if you hate me for saying that, you also hate facts.
	Tucker Carlson and Fox News have blood on their hands.
	When this is all over, I hope they face hearing and trials.
	Doesn't that sound Stalinist?
	For their roles in deaths and violence through gaslighting, lies, and propaganda.
	No Oxford comma there.
	And bad grammar as usual with these fucking people.
	She's just a lazy cunt who's living off her divorce.
	She doesn't do anything.
	She worked in finance and she was so horrible to deal with, no one wants to work with her.
	So she just sits there with her alimony, fucking with people.
	White men, mostly, because she ruined a white man's life.
	And if she can trivialize white men, then it makes her guilt better.
	My wife took our children to her house because she threatened to have a vigil in our neighborhood after the synagogue shooting.
	What a wonderful creature.
	Anyway, this video is the Washington Post.
	This is not an Antifa video.
	This is the Washington Post.
	And look how radical it is.
	But it is definitely not about black.
	outro music
	We should look up Joshua Carroll.
	This may be a lot of things that we're living through.
	This is definitely about black lives.
	Remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	Hands up.
	Don't shoot.
	Hands up.
	Don't shoot.
	So, Pastor, I don't know.
	I have to translate this for you because you don't understand.
	He said this isn't about black lives, right?
	And remember that when they come for you.
	And we're seeing this.
	They canceled live PD.
	That's canceled.
	Is it really?
	Yeah, live PD is done.
	And I just was talking to Matt Eisman.
	It didn't occur to me that they were going to cancel.
	They might cancel his show because it humanizes first responders.
	They canceled cops.
	They canceled Gone with the Wind.
	So Tucker's right.
	This isn't just Black Lives.
	This is about cancel culture.
	This is about anti-Americanism.
	This is about anti-Westernism.
	Throwing Columbus in the river.
	Did you see the footage?
	They pulled down a statue and killed a guy.
	I've heard conflicting reports.
	Some say he's in intensive care, but some dumbass black guy was sitting below a statue.
	Yeah, that's it in the top left.
	You had it.
	He's sitting below the statue they're trying to yank down.
	And this woman is sitting there.
	Some look at these women.
	Oh, that landed on a guy's head.
	Is that made of paper machete?
	We're watching a snuff film that we're watching a man die right now.
	And look how ineffectual these women are.
	She's got a sledgehammer in her hand, ironically.
	And she has nothing to offer.
	Ow.
	Look, she just sits there.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	But his skull was split open.
	You could see the white of the skull.
	You could see his brain.
	He was completely brained by that statue.
	But go back to them.
	Like, if you see someone brained, jump off your fucking little precipice there, your pulpit.
	Jump down.
	This is not helping.
	Move, move.
	Let me just hold my sledgehammer a different way.
	Let me hold it up.
	Everyone, let me adjust my shirt.
	Move.
	Stop the bleeding, you useless, feckless bitches.
	Look at that.
	Just point.
	Move.
	Look, she's not even going down.
	Oh, finally she goes down.
	Finally, they go down.
	Try to stop him bleeding to death, which I don't believe they did.
	Meanwhile, over here, they're still pulling more statues down.
	Do they have a...
	What's that got to do with black lives?
	They don't even know what these statues are.
	So Tucker was correct.
	This is not about black lives.
	This is about the radical left.
	We're going past the half hour mark up here, but let me continue.
	So just pause, pause, pause.
	So Tucker says this is about black lives.
	And then the Washington Post shows a bunch of people saying this is about black lives.
	That somehow contradicts what he just said.
	Because some people insist it's not about black lives.
	That doesn't defeat his argument, my dear.
	Step two, rewrite history.
	America went insane over the weekend, and that's barely an overstatement.
	People in their 80s who have lived in the U.S. all their lives said they've never seen anything like it.
	Ask an 80-year-old.
	This was without precedent in the 80s.
	Ask an 80-year-old.
	Just pause.
	Okay, so Tucker says this was without precedent in the past 80 years.
	Or if they're 80, I guess the past whatever, 70 years.
	It wasn't just protests.
	They weren't just protesting.
	They were burning America to the ground.
	They were destroying local businesses.
	They were burning police stations.
	They were burning police cars.
	They were going to bodegas and stealing all the fucking chocolate bars.
	How much are chocolate bars?
	I'll buy you a chocolate bar.
	You want a pack?
	You want to get like a whole Snickers pack?
	I bet it's seven bucks.
	It's like that guy who bought those black dudes lunch because he thought it was activism.
	I got 14 bucks on me.
	I'll buy you two Burger King lunches.
	So anyway, the Washington Post goes, oh yeah, unprecedented.
	What about this?
	And then they show you a bunch of peaceful marches.
	These are not cop cars upside down and on fire.
	This is not Macy's emptied.
	This is not Louis Vuitton.
	Okay, so then he says trivialize now step three, the thing that Tucker did wrong was trivialize the problem.
	Tucker Carlson on his show listed the 10 unarmed black people who were shot in 2019.
	There was only 10.
	I've been arguing with people online.
	They're coming up with numbers like 25,000, 15,000.
	At one point, one of my liberal friends goes, in 20, I think, 14 or 15, it was 175.
	And I go, yeah, that's true.
	In other words, it's been plummeting over the past five years, going from 175 to 10 in 2019.
	That's amazing.
	You're welcome, by the way, for that.
	So it's down to 10.
	Out of those 10, eight of them were attacking cops with a car, reaching for their gun, naked and on PCP, deliriously attacking them.
	Two of them were not.
	In those two cases, this is, by the way, out of 395 million interactions with police, two of those cases, the cops are on trial.
	Facing jail time.
	George Floyd was not asphyxiated.
	He was fighting back with police.
	He was on Fentonil, a downer, and meth, an upper.
	That's murder on your heart.
	That's what killed John Bellucci.
	That's what killed Chris Farley.
	That's what killed all our favorite celebs.
	He got in a fight with cops, fought with them on his own behest, and had a heart attack and died.
	So I would say the problem is trivial.
	If there are two cases out of 395 million interactions where the police used egregious force and killed someone, statistically, mathematically, I'm sorry, that's trivial.
	There were six people who died of spider bites last year.
	Are you worried about spider bites?
	Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, four white men are killed.
	Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, three black men are killed.
	This is not an issue.
	All right.
	What else have they got?
	This moment will pass.
	Remember that.
	All moments do.
	When it does, we will look back at what we just saw in horror and disbelief.
	But if you're honest now, you will keep your dignity.
	And ultimately, you will be very glad about that.
	In northern France, crowds join the global.
	So he's saying police brutality is trivial.
	It's not a real thing in America.
	It's been totally exaggerated.
	And then the Washington Post argues, well, there's demonstrations all over the world.
	So the first argument was, he said this is unprecedented.
	Then they showed a bunch of peaceful protests that didn't involve burning America to the ground.
	His second point was, this is not, police brutality is not a thing.
	This is ridiculous.
	Then they show that there's global demonstrations.
	Yeah, he didn't say there wasn't global demonstrations.
	He said the global demonstrations are based on a trivial issue.
	Police brutality is Not a thing.
	Check the data.
	Outrage.
	Indeed.
	Point to a place on the planet, and they'll have had protests.
	Japan.
	Japan.
	South Korea.
	Kenya.
	South Africa.
	And we have nothing to be ashamed of.
	None of us.
	Justin Trudeau, I love this one.
	It's an anti-government protest, and the prime minister is on his knees protesting the government.
	Hey, Justin, why don't we get rid of the prime minister?
	That reminds me of Ice Cube.
	Hold on a sec, just a little tangent.
	Ice Cube was talking about the goddamn Jews.
	And isn't that in my notes?
	Where did it go?
	Michael Bernie.
	I saw it.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Right before the final video.
	So IceCube puts out this tweet that argues that if you look at the Star of David, you can see a cube in it.
	So cubes are the evil, stupid, horrible Jews subliminally giving us their message.
	Message to the beast.
	If you attack any of my family or seeds, I will attack your family and seeds.
	But go down.
	Do we have him talking about this stupid cube?
	Ah, shit.
	That's not the right link.
	Here, go back to Ice Cube.
	He has this weird thing.
	He finds the Star of David, and he notices a cube fits in the Star of David.
	Ergo, if you have a cube in your life, then you are a cuck that shh that cucks for shekels.
	You're a Jew lover.
	Right?
	Look at all this shit.
	Fuck, he's a retard.
	He's like me when I was 13.
	His symbols.
	But Ice Cube, your name is Ice Cube.
	You found a cube in the Star of David?
	I found a cube in your name.
	More self-flagellation.
	Oh, shit.
	Is it gone?
	How far back?
	I don't know how often he tweets.
	I'm banned from Twitter.
	Nine hours ago.
	Look up Ice Cube Star of David.
	Maybe Ben Shapiro, too, or something.
	We're way past the half-hour mark here.
	I should have covered this later.
	Oh, there we go.
	It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
	Ice Cube fuels anti-Semitism storm with Satanic Star of David post.
	So if you can find a cube in the Star of David, that means cubes are the Jews.
	And it didn't occur to him that he's a cube.
	He's literally a cube.
	So he shows it, and then he shows a bunch of public art that uses a cube.
	I guess Rubick's cube is the Jews, too.
	It's a jube.
	Anyway, they were like, go back, go back.
	Click on the Twitter thing.
	Did he not?
	That's on a link.
	Because he had a bunch of public art.
	Anyway, sorry, we're going way too long on this.
	Let's go back to the Washington Post thing.
	Fucking cubes.
	Come here.
	A million new Americans every year.
	They're not coming because America is a racist country.
	They're coming because it's not.
	That's all true.
	I mean, imagine the IQ of the person who put that together.
	They're not sending their best.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	We need to see the credits there.
	Look how many people are involved in that piece of shit.
	Senior producer.
	Ooh.
	Stop.
	Producer and video editor was Joshua.
	What's his name?
	Carol 2Rs, 2Ls.
	2Rs, 2L's.
	And then senior producer.
	Kate Woodsom.
	Kate Woodsom.
	Let's look them up.
	Kate Woodson.
	Because I feel like as a high school teacher, I would see that and go, wait a minute.
	He said police brutality is not a big deal in America.
	You changed it to the protests are not common, but they are, oh my God.
	She's got witch face.
	Resting witch face.
	Look at that.
	I wonder if she stores snacks in that mole.
	That's training level.
	And who's the other guy?
	Can you imagine going on a date with her and sitting at dinner and hearing her talk?
	Cuck Robertson?
	Joshua Carroll.
	Oh.
	Cock Robertson, did you say?
	Cuck Robertson.
	Oh.
	Joshua Carroll.
	I want to change my name to Cock.
	I'm Cock McGinnis.
	Cock McInnes.
	At your service.
	That can't be him.
	Oh, no.
	Recycling.
	I'm going to have to type in Washington Post.
	I would not be remotely surprised if that's the guy.
	Oh, even better.
	Ah, there we go.
	There we go.
	That's who we're up against.
	These are the shitty magicians doing tricks like putting a quarter in their ear and then going, wait, what the?
	Nothing here.
	Oh, what's this?
	We are up against shitty, retarded, ugly magicians who can't do high school logic.
	Anyway, we've got to go behind the paywall now.
	That was 45 minutes, way too long.
	We're meant to do 30 minutes, but behind the paywall, we're giving away callers one, two, three, and four, because we missed last week.
	We're giving away one loot crate.
	Damn.
	That's lootcrate.com, promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders.
	The first four callers are also getting two pairs of Heshy socks.
	That's Heshy H-E-S-H-Isocks.com, promo code Gavin, for 20% off all orders.
	One Johnny Apple tincture.
	That's J-A-C-B-D.com, promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
	And one Bubba and Hanks $50 gift card, BubbaandHanks.com, promo code Gavin.
	All winners are automatically entered into a pool for the Censored.tv end of the year giveaway, which involves shocking amounts of gifts and money.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Get fired.
	I turned on the AC and I don't care if you can hear it.
	What do you think of that?
	Rebellious.
	Pretty rebellious, huh?
	Um, oh, let's look at this celebrities thing.
	They have outdone themselves.
	They've outdone Imagine.
	Imagine is now a thing of the past.
	We should probably do a green screen on this and put it up online.
	So that's the chick from the OJ thing.
	Go back, go back, turn it up.
	I take responsibility.
	I take responsibility.
	I take responsibility.
	I take responsibility for every unchecked moment.
	For every time it was remember how annoying people were in high school that were in the drama club?
	That's what celebrities are.
	They've never changed.
	These are still drama club kids.
	The worst kids of all.
	It's easier to ignore than to call it out for what it was.
	Every not-so-funny joke.
	This is a guy I used to hang out with once a week at least.
	What?
	Stayed at his house.
	That's Justin Thoreau.
	Oh, okay.
	I didn't recognize him with the beard.
	Used to stay at his house, used to do drugs with him, party with him.
	Very funny guy.
	Was always liberal.
	I'm not going to pretend he was like a MAGA dude.
	We would fight all the time about stop and frisk and other shit.
	And cops.
	But he was against political correctness because it fucked him.
	He did a movie called Tropic Thunder.
	He wrote Tropic Thunder.
	And in that movie, they lampoon actors who take advantage of handicap people.
	Sort of like when Sean Penn was a retard in that movie.
	I think that's what they were going for.
	I Am Sam.
	I Am Sam.
	Ben Stiller was doing a parody of I Am Sam.
	Look up I Am Sam for a second.
	I feel a little more relaxed.
	Wait, did I just see Ben Stiller apologizes?
	No, wait, let me see.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go back.
	Ben Stiller apologizes for a character he played.
	No, don't keep me up to date.
	This is clickbait.
	The point of that character was to mock actors who want to get a cheap win and they play a retard.
	Because women, mostly, watch it and go, oh, he's so retarded.
	And then they feel bad.
	Oh my God, Ben Stiller apologized.
	I got to see this.
	I didn't know this happened.
	fucking pussies.
	You weren't mocking people who would A retard.
	Are we going to see him apologize?
	You're just going to show me a bunch of fucking stills.
	Turn it up.
	These are just stiller stills.
	Stillsers.
	What's that?
	Stop, stop.
	Actually, Tropic Thunder was boycotted 10 years ago when it came out.
	And I apologize then.
	It was always meant to make fun of actors trying to do anything to win awards.
	I stand by my apology, the movie, Sean White, and the great people of work and work of the Special Olympics.
	So that's a weird apology.
	But anyway, what happened was the Special Olympics got all pissed at Justin and Ben and everyone involved.
	And they told their retards that this movie is making fun of you.
	So a bunch of retards were holding signs because they're obviously outraged.
	They don't understand what's going on.
	They're retarded.
	And they get these signs that say, Tropic Thunder mocks us.
	And it does the exact fucking opposite.
	It is lampooning Rosie O'Donnell and Sean Penn and other people, Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, who play retards.
	Because that's a shitty, lame thing to do.
	It's like blackface.
	You might as well dress up in blackface and say, I'm a lonely black man.
	So it was on their behalf.
	It was a pro-retard thing saying, fuck you actors who play retards.
	And I'm sorry to keep using the word retard.
	It's just for the sake of brevity.
	And so the Special Olympics didn't get the joke and they freaked out.
	And so it was the weirdest thing.
	Tropic Thunder had to show the movie to retards like at an early premiere before anyone could see it.
	And you're hearing that going, wait, I thought the movie was offensive.
	The punishment is that retards get to see it first.
	And Justin had to go there.
	Ben Still had to go there and they had to say hi everyone and do a Q ⁇ A and everything.
	Were you making fun of me?
	No.
	Like, it's funny, too, because I was going to say, it's like if you dressed in blackface to mock people dressed in blackface, but the movie also did that.
	Robert Downey Jr. was portrayed as an asshole for dressing up as a black dude.
	But even that got shit.
	So anyway, I'm off of a tangent here, but my beef is Justin's already been raked through the politically correct calls, and his solution is kiss more ass.
	You fucking pussy.
	Every unfair stereotype.
	Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small.
	Every time I remained silent, every time I explained away police brutality or turned a blind eye, or ate shit pie.
	Every time I explained away police brutality, I'm guessing you didn't spend a lot of time doing that.
	I take responsibility.
	Good, take it.
	Wait, the one that ate a shit pie just fed us a shit pie.
	A bullshit pie.
	Oh, you know what's funny?
	In this banning, the help is getting banned.
	Really?
	Yeah, the help is trouble too.
	What?
	What did you do to the fucking thing?
	Lost my spot.
	Why do you keep doing that?
	You can't work a mouse?
	I make mistakes.
	Brutality.
	She's hot.
	Or turned a blind eye.
	I take responsibility.
	Black people are being slaughtered in the streets, killed in their own responsibility to work.
	Brothers and sisters are friends, our family.
	We are done watching them die.
	We are no longer bystanders.
	What?
	I came here because enough is no longer bystanders, and they're tired of watching black people die in the streets.
	We're done watching them die.
	We are no longer bystanders.
	We will not be idle.
	Enough is enough.
	I will no longer allow an unchecked moment.
	Fuck off.
	I will no longer allow racist, hurtful words, jokes, stereotypes, no matter how big or small, to be uttered in my presence.
	That's the problem.
	Racist jokes.
	That's what's getting.
	Oh, now you're back.
	I will not turn a blind eye.
	Going for a jog should not be a death sentence.
	Sleeping in your own home should not be a death sentence.
	Playing video games should not be a death sentence.
	Shopping in a store should not be a death sentence.
	Oh my god, Justin.
	You think you know someone?
	Shopping at a store should not be a death sentence.
	So he's propagating the myth that blacks going to buy, I don't know what blacks buy, vegan soy cakes are going to just get pegged off from a cop on a hill in the grassy knoll.
	He's propagating that insanity, which is racist.
	You're crippling young people with this fucking bullshit, you liar.
	Business as usual should not be life-threatening.
	I stand against hate.
	I will stand against hate.
	I will stand against hate in love.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	I will make my presence known.
	Nothing you're saying means anything.
	You hate hate?
	Make my presence known.
	And killer cops must be prosecuted.
	They are murderers.
	We can turn the tide.
	It is time to take responsibility.
	Call out hate.
	Step up and take action.
	Is he getting a blowjob when he's saying that?
	Yeah.
	Yo, Mr. White.
	George Floyd had our product in his pockets.
	Yo, check it out.
	Go to this.
	Itakresponsibility.org.
	Go there.
	It's fun.
	I take responsibility for.
	Why are you so goddamn slow?
	I take responsibility for, then you can select turning blind eye to racism, yes.
	Making racist jokes, yes.
	Explaining away police brutality, yes.
	Saying racism doesn't exist, yes.
	I think I, can we, do we have to select just one?
	I'm responsible for all of these.
	Explaining away systemic racism, correct?
	I'm actually denying systemic racism, so that's worse.
	Denying white privilege exists, yep.
	Not educating myself on racism, I'm not guilty of that.
	That's the only one I'm not guilty of so far.
	My own implicit bias against black people, well, you're getting me there.
	I didn't have it up until about a week ago, but I'm getting there.
	Saying I don't see color, yes, I'm guilty of that.
	Not listening to believing black people.
	What does that mean?
	I guess, yeah, I'm guilty of that.
	Like when I saw the George Floyd thing, I thought, let's hear the whole story.
	Not being inclusive.
	I don't know what that means.
	Like I told a black person he can't come to a thing I'm at.
	Does anyone do that?
	Inclusive.
	Look at me.
	Not educating my kids on systemic racism.
	Yes.
	Valuing black culture more than black lives.
	Interesting.
	That's insanity.
	That's crazy talk.
	So let's go with not educating my kids on systemic racism.
	Because it sounds like not brainwashing my kids.
	And today, and to make it better, today I will demand for a police accountability, support organizations on the front lines, donate to families affected, mobilize voting efforts.
	I'm going to demand police accountability because I don't educate my kids on systemic racism.
	Somehow the police are responsible for the way I educate my children.
	That's how stupid your little gay quiz is.
	All right, let's get started.
	Enough is enough.
	Donate, get involved.
	You know what?
	I have a theory.
	Says we're going to be swatted in a minute.
	Oh, I see.
	I have a theory.
	I bet no matter what you choose, it takes you to that next page.
	Making racist jokes, support organizations.
	Yes, no matter what you select, it takes you to the same fucking dumb thing, which is just a bunch of places you can give me your money.
	Oh, this is the Act Blue.
	This is the Black Lives Matter thing with that ActBlue, and that is a...
	If you go to actblue.com, all the...
	You saw that, right?
	What a coincidence.
	The DNC.
	God, Justin Thoreau, what a fucking cock.
	Way to throw your balls into the wind.
	Way to throw your reputation into the garbage.
	Is that a nickname or his actual surname?
	I was saying that on Parlor today.
	I said, if being black is so horrible, why does every mulatto sell black power?
	And yeah, I'm black.
	I'm super black.
	Whoa.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	This is on their website, ActBlue.
	Is ActBlue run by the Democratic Party or affiliated with any organizations?
	ActBlue is not run by the official Democratic Party or any other organization.
	Oh, look at that little trick there.
	We're a mission-based organization, which is what says why only Democrats, not Republicans, can use our tools to fundraise.
	We are an independent nonprofit with an experience.
	We're independent, but Republicans cannot use us.
	Only Democrats.
	Go back to that.
	We are a mission-based organization, which is why only Democrats, not Republicans, can use our tools to fundraise.
	We are an independent nonprofit.
	I guess they mean they're financially independent.
	They may want to look up the word independent in the dictionary.
	Do you think this AC is bothering people?
	We'll check in with the callers.
	Well, you can hear it on your headphones.
	Little, little, little bit.
	Little, little, little, little bit.
	Mostly in real life.
	All right, let's look at a few letters before we take calls, shall we?
	You have to preface this with a mailbag song.
	Uh-huh.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Hey, Gavin and R word, wherein I think they are calling you, Ryan, a retard.
	That could be anybody.
	Your funny show about E.T. reminded me of this funny E.T. joke.
	And then he has a video of Neil Hamburger.
	One second.
	who was also a friend of mine, who also could...
	Reese's Pieces so much?
	Well, because they have the same flavor that Kung does on its own way.
	I couldn't hear that.
	Because they have the same flavor as cum on their home planet.
	Okay, he says afterward.
	You're okay.
	That's good quality.
	I met him once in Brooklyn in Williamsburg, and the previous night, some woman had run on stage and punched him in the face.
	Wow.
	That's a good sign.
	He's an old man.
	That's not right.
	For Emily Vecha's call in for this evening's live show start at 33 seconds.
	All right.
	Okay.
	33 seconds?
	Uh-huh.
	All right.
	Twice rebuilt, baby.
	That's amazing.
	All right, let's go kill some.
	Rednecks always have a limp because they always fell off a roof or something.
	M1 Grand.
	It's an M1 carbine.
	That doesn't look fun.
	I believe.
	It looks sad and disgusting.
	Is this the town that doesn't have any cops?
	Life on the Mesa.
	Why did this person send us this?
	What the fuck is he trying to say?
	25 miles from a town, a million miles away from ordinary.
	All right, sup, Gavin.
	Bye, guy.
	I called in a couple months ago, talked about pit bull adoration dysphoria in Austin.
	We talked a bit about my being doxxed by the booker for Mohawk in Austin because I spoke out against lynch mobs who are patrolling the streets looking for quote-unquote homophobes.
	She was an angry lesbian who emailed my band and threatened to tell every club in the city that they had a bigot in their band.
	Well, it has happened again.
	This time they contacted my employer.
	Someone posted a 100-year-old photo of white men burning a black man alive.
	I simply pointed out the fact that those men do not represent anyone who is living today.
	They contacted my boss of 13 years and told him he has a racist employee.
	She, a fucking course it was a she, that's him saying that, sent him a screenshot of my original comment and then a screenshot of my second reply in which I told her to stick her dollar a word clickbait zine and their unfounded bullshit up her ass.
	She asked him what he planned to do about it.
	He answered, I plan to give him a raise.
	Oh nice.
	God damn, I love people who embrace the free market.
	Austin is a funny town because it's a left-wing college town in many ways, but it's also in Texas.
	So they love guns, they're rednecks, but they're politically correct.
	It's weird.
	I remember the first year I went there in 1995, we used to go every year for South by Southwest, and they called black people Canadians because you're not allowed to talk about black people.
	And I overheard a guy going, dude, my brother lives in the Canadian part of town out in the East End, and he loves it.
	He says it's cheap.
	Everyone's cool there.
	There's no problems.
	Not dangerous.
	And as a Canadian, I still lived in Montreal at the time.
	I was like, can you take me there?
	Do they have hockey?
	Do they have Poutin?
	I can't wait to check out the Canadian part of town.
	Now that I live in the suburbs, Canadian means Jewish.
	Because there are no black people to talk about.
	Except, of course, Ruben Elah, the serial rapist corrections officer who tells us how corrupt cops are.
	That's Clown World, folks.
	Hey, Gavin, and fag zone occupant.
	Terrible.
	Haven't heard you guys bring the story of a pro soccer player from LA who was fired for racist social media posts his wife made.
	The posts in question didn't even seem to be outlandishly racist to me either.
	This was the clownworldiest story I've seen all week, and that's saying a lot.
	Anyways, keep up the good work, oink, oink, you monsters.
	P.S. You and Ryan riffing on shitty movies is better than Mystery Science Theater 3000.
	Picking woke movies is a brilliant move.
	I'd love to see you guys make fun of a new Me Too movie called The Assistant, which the mainstream critics have been endlessly glorifying.
	All right, we'll take you up on that offer, sir.
	So, what is this?
	LA Galaxy dumps player after wife's racist and violent post.
	I love how George Floyd can smash a woman in the head with a gun and put a point into her pregnant belly, and to not treat him as a deity is violent.
	Wow.
	In her alarming post, T made clear she had a problem with protesters who took the streets.
	She called the protesters disgusting cattle in one message written in Serbian and issued a profane call to kill them.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	This is his response.
	The post made by my wife.
	Tia Katai on their social media platforms were unacceptable.
	Views not shared.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	That's his apology on screen.
	Mindless cattle, someone should kill them.
	You know what's funny is this double standard.
	Like, black people talk like that on a daily basis, and it would never make the news.
	I don't just want to say white people, but like Western people are responsible for 150% of their crimes.
	Everyone else, including white leftist radicals, are responsible for 20% of what they do wrong.
	So the guy from NASCAR gets in shit because his dad said nigger in the 1980s, yet they can say, including politicians can say, when they go low, we kick them.
	Let's fight them in the streets.
	We are not civil.
	When you see them in a gas station, harass them, attack them.
	Punch Nazis.
	And by Nazis, they mean anyone I disagree with.
	Fuckers.
	There's now confirmation.
	Confirme.
	Very difficult confirmation.
	No, not difficult.
	It's pretty easy.
	That the true fag zone has been located.
	Oh, okay.
	That's good.
	Capitol Hill.
	Isn't that spelled wrong?
	Capital.
	There's two ways to spell capital.
	That's the correct.
	Capital letters is with an A. Capitol is with an O. Okay.
	Meet Raz Simone, the so-called terrorist warlord rapper who briefly ran Seattle's autonomous zone.
	Oh, he's not running it anymore.
	So since we started the show, that crazy lesbian rape serial rapist is out, and then the warlord is out.
	Man, I wish I could find it, but there was a little video showing somebody trying to call to report an assault at the free autonomous zone, and then the cop said, nah, they got that handled down there.
	Yeah, call Raz.
	Call your warlord.
	By the way, there was a woman abducted.
	This is in the pictures I sent you.
	And raped to death by black rioters.
	Not a lot of attention.
	That didn't really get any publicity.
	Picture of her, right?
	No, it's a news article.
	No, there it is.
	No, down.
	I've already shown that.
	There.
	Minneapolis police investigating after a woman found dead in car in near north neighborhood of Minneapolis.
	Black protesters raped her to death.
	No mention of this whatsoever.
	Now, can we get some celebrities saying, I will no longer be silent?
	Like, your biggest fear is racist jokes while women are getting raped to death.
	Okay.
	Nice priorities.
	But look at this.
	meet Raz Simone, real clear politics, terrorist warlord rapper who briefly ran Seattle's It's on Real Clear Politics.
	I know the guy who runs that site.
	Dude, your site is hard to say.
	Real Clear Politics.
	Do you also run Rural Juror Politics?
	But look, if you scroll down, there's an interview with him.
	Let's see what he's got to say.
	No, that's it, not it.
	It's the one that says an interview with Raz Simone, you fuckhead.
	Turn that up.
	This is Karen with Rainy Avenue Radio.world, and we are on Capitol Hill, Seattle, walking up Pine Street towards the gathering of protesters.
	I just want to say I'm from Third Ward, Mr. Jordan's from England on the opposite side, but I've been following streams for like two weeks now.
	I'm here with Mr. Miller.
	Everyone that I talked to on Twitch just refers to your feet.
	I watched you interview the police chief earlier.
	I appreciate that.
	I didn't mean to call you up.
	I just wanted to say hello.
	No, thank you.
	What's your name, bro?
	I just wanted to say hello.
	Exactly.
	Every day.
	So, Raz, you've become a very recognizable figure throughout this protest happening here in Seattle.
	Can you let our audience know who you are?
	Introduce yourself.
	My name is Raz Simone.
	I'm from Seattle Central District, Douce, Trump and Jackson.
	Yeah, I'm out here because it's the right thing to do.
	I've been an artist for a long time, so like everybody, most people know me in the city.
	And then now, with all this happening, this was just like one of those natural things that, you know, it just I had in my stomach.
	I had to do it.
	You know, I didn't even want to be out here like that, but I had to.
	It was the right thing to do.
	The momentum of everything happening, everyone's energy in the world, I could just feel it.
	It's like, I need to be out here.
	I need to do my thing.
	So anytime I walk up somewhere, if I start speaking, it's sort of like people just want to hear my voice.
	And so then I'll start with the same thing.
	You know what it'd be funny?
	I'm saying this to my wife.
	By the way, shut up, Raz.
	Wouldn't it be funny if the Capitol Hill area, their little anarcho-socialist commune, just fucking tore America, new ass.
	Wow.
	Amazing education.
	They started generating inventions for cellular technology.
	They improved the roads there.
	Beautiful art.
	Spotless.
	Streets, spotless.
	They started repairing all the potholes, fixing all the buildings.
	They got their own passports, their own currency.
	They were negotiating with Proud Boys and Juggalos.
	They were meeting in the United Nations, the World Health Organization.
	They had their own dignitaries, their own army.
	And it was like Israel.
	Like, they just became a huge asset.
	That would make me laugh my fucking ass.
	And of course, you can't picture that.
	This garden.
	Look, we already grew a plant.
	Masters of agriculture.
	What does that say?
	Saw you pass.
	It's only been theirs for like a day.
	It's been good to witness.
	I really hope they don't wreck the farm garden.
	Oh, so that was already there, obviously.
	Wouldn't that be great, though?
	And when you say that joke, which I just said, you try to picture it, and then you end up just picturing like rednecks, right?
	Like the Bundy ranch.
	If they took over an area, you know that it would be awesome in a week.
	Sorry.
	Rednecks are good at that kind of thing.
	Anarchists suck because they've never had a fucking job.
	And you can't build a community and run an anarcho-socialist commune if you've never lifted a fucking finger.
	You don't know how to fix anything.
	You don't know how to build anything.
	You don't know how to do anything but complain because you're a spoiled brat.
	I am officially trivializing the riots.
	They're all spoiled fucking brats.
	All right.
	Shall we take some calls?
	By the way, I've been drawing on copy paper for these doodles that we auction off for justiceforliberty.com.
	We got all the first rows of auctions.
	I have the drawings right there.
	I'm going to send them out shortly.
	But you have to frame these with UV protective frames or they'll fade away to nothing.
	I'll start drawing on better paper soon.
	But this first round, make sure that you have UV protected because copy paper doesn't really retain ink.
	As I learned the hard way with my daughter's drawings that I first framed and they fucking vanished.
	What's this now?
	Let's take a quick look at what Black Lives Matter is really about.
	It's only 53 seconds.
	It's them proving that their Black Lives Matter site that we touched on briefly goes to DNC, Act Blue, then they go to that.
	The expenditures, administrators, yada, yada.
	Vendors, recipients, Bernie 2020, Biden for President, Elizabeth Warren, Pete for America, Democratic Congressional Campaign, Blah, Army for America.
	I forgot all about Pete Budegig.
	Remember him?
	Yeah.
	Alfred E. Newman.
	Remember the young guy?
	Who's the young guy from Texas?
	Oh, yeah, the anti-gun guy?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Bobido.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He used the name his maid called him in order to sound more ethnic.
	I wish they had that Hawaiian with the white hair.
	Look, DNC, you're going to lose in these elections.
	Trump is going to kill you.
	But at least if you got that Hawaiian with the white streak, you would have died with your boots on.
	Sending Mr. Magoo into the fucking tear dome.
	It's like blaster without the master.
	It's embarrassing.
	This is pretty cool.
	If the Prowboys or another such group had taken over Section of American City and were going on armed patrols, would the media call it a protest?
	Timmy.
	Oh, that's still killing.
	And somebody said, I love this.
	Probably just call it a protest.
	Just bros being bros, but with pride.
	That's actually true.
	If he's trying to be insulting.
	No, I don't know.
	I liked it regardless.
	It's true.
	God, I had such a great day today, by the way.
	I went to the gym for the first time in two months, and I realized how much I love going to a boxing gym, not because of the workout, which I do like, but just the kind of people that are attracted to a boxing gym, all testosterone.
	And he's like, yo, I was doing the fucking pads with Larry the other day.
	I was feeling it today, man.
	My arms, my core.
	And then the coach, the owner, goes, yeah, that's your weight.
	Because he's fat.
	And the coach has a body like mine, like a Grover body with skinny arms and skinny legs and a gut.
	And then Tommy, Fatso, says to the coach, the owner, he goes, hey, just because you're skinny fat doesn't mean you're not fat.
	You're just a type of fat guy.
	True.
	It was jokes like that.
	That's good.
	Oh, dude.
	I was talking to a teacher from the Bronx.
	T from the B. And this is where Ryan, by the way, was educated in the Bronx.
	This is why he's retarded.
	Sat on.
	So you need, you cannot fail kids this year, they've decided.
	Whoa.
	A fail is a 54.
	When I was a kid, a 49 is a fail.
	A 50 is a pass.
	That seems logical to me.
	But anyway, a 54 is a pass.
	54 is a fail.
	55 is the lowest you can do.
	So he said, I go, are you doing Zoom calls?
	He goes, yeah.
	Three people show up and they're playing video games and they just go, hey man, what's going on?
	Like they haven't done the homework.
	He has students he hasn't seen in years.
	They come, they show up for lunch, eat the free lunch, and then go home.
	Can you fucking fucking it's just a cafe to them.
	And he said, I said, what's your class average?
	Expecting him to say like when I was in the retard class, like 50.
	He actually said 75%.
	I'm a little dubious of that, but okay.
	And he said, no.
	He said, 90% of my kids are good kids.
	And he said, 10% are just cut them loose.
	They're useless.
	But he goes, the thing I don't like about that 10% is it pulls in another 5%.
	So now only 85% of my kids are good kids, and I've lost 5 to the shit crowd.
	But he goes, there's so much bullshit going on with these schools.
	So you have to put in a 55 now.
	They all have to pass.
	So he goes, oh, that's so fucking stupid.
	Okay.
	5-5.
	B. What?
	5-6.
	Bang.
	5-8?
	Bain.
	He keeps going up slowly.
	Do we have no money in the account?
	Why are we doing this the day of the fucking show when you've been sitting on your ass all day?
	I tried to do it with my other account, but we had to.
	Since we Skyped InfoWars, I got back into yours.
	But I bought it.
	Why are we doing this literally 20 minutes after we're supposed to be taking calls?
	We can still take calls from the Discord.
	No, we need to take calls from Skype.
	Do you need my credit card, you fucking retard?
	Yeah, that would help.
	Holy shit.
	So Skype's out of money for calls, and Ryan discovers this 20 minutes after we take calls.
	Credit card worked every other time.
	What's going on here?
	Anyway, he said these sort of gangbanger kids, they're in gangs.
	And Trinitarios, DDP, Bloods, there are a few Crips in New York, but not really.
	And they have these metal detectors that they put in the schools, and they move them from school to school, and it's a surprise.
	That way we catch you.
	So we don't have to have a metal detector in every school, but we surprise you, and then, oh, we cut you with a knife.
	Ha ha.
	Then one minor problem with that.
	When there's a metal detector, there's a lineup because it takes a long time for everyone to dump out their pockets and everything.
	So the guys with the weapons come to school that day, see that there's a lineup and go, oh, it's metal detector day, and leave immediately.
	Can you imagine how fucking dumb you'd have to be to have a knife in your pocket and wait in line?
	Waiting in line to get caught.
	So the schools, they show the data and they go, look at this.
	We put a metal detector there and there was almost no one had a weapon.
	So we're really stopping this problem.
	No, dumbass.
	The people with weapons saw what you were doing and got the fuck out of there.
	So the data doesn't match the truth.
	And that's the way New York operates.
	It's so corrupt, it can't get scores up because it's communist.
	So what they do is they just lie.
	Anyway, so this teacher was going 58, 59, 60.
	Eventually he got to 65.
	It went through.
	Every single eighth grader in the South Bronx is getting a 65.
	I don't care if he spent the entire year raping his grandmother.
	He gets a 65.
	Now, I was a stupid asshole in school, and I usually got about 65, but I had to show up and do all the tests that they get the same mark as me is an eponym of a whole snowman.
	Excuse me.
	Oh, geez.
	And that's just the fun of the gym.
	So then I go there and hear some great stories.
	And then I go to fucking the local bar where it's cool now.
	People can eat and drink outside.
	And no one's allowed inside, but we let people in if they're part of the in crowd.
	So when someone comes in and was like, you mind if I stay here?
	And then the owner goes, sorry, I don't want to lose my license for a Budweiser.
	And then he goes back outside, even when it's raining.
	And then we sit inside.
	So that was fucking great.
	So I had just a beautiful dude day.
	And I am a faggot when it comes to men.
	I just love them.
	I loved the two Italian Tommies at the gym, Coach Ryan, fucking Jack, PJ, Jimmy, the liberal.
	You know, we're so cool as men that we even rib each other.
	Like all of this, all this conflict you've seen today is people hating Trump supporters.
	Jimmy, the bartender, is a liberal.
	And we go, we're talking about some dumb bitch.
	Oh, actually, I have a picture of her.
	The bitch who wanted to kick me out of that bar, Chrissy, she's been doing a one-woman protest on the streets where she has a sign.
	I'll see if I can send it to you.
	And she goes, hold on a second.
	She has a sign out front that says, white supremacy is not for you and me or for black people.
	Stop asking black people for help with whites.
	Anyway, she just stood on the highway and waved this sign around for like three days in a row with no one else.
	It was a one-woman protest.
	This is the bitch who tried to get me kicked out of an old man bar.
	And as I say to Jack every time it comes up, what makes a woman, a lesbian, think that she can tell old men how to handle themselves?
	Know what I mean?
	Anyway, my buddy Maddie saw her two days in a row and she was wearing the same clothes.
	God, we chat a lot, don't we?
	I'm going way back.
	You go to just their pictures if it's a picture.
	Yeah, there's a lot of pics.
	A lot of pics.
	And then you go to info.
	And then you go to all pictures, all photos right there?
	Okay.
	And then all you get is all photos.
	There it is.
	So I guess I'll airdrop that to you.
	No, I can't put on the email unit.
	So this is the bitch who tried to get me kicked out of my local bar, and when that didn't work, she contacted the landlord of the building and tried to get them to not allow me in the bar.
	Then she started harassing all the different bartenders who have served me beer there.
	Can you believe that?
	Shut.
	What fucker said that?
	I did.
	I called him a punce.
	I called him a ponce, and I'm calling you a ponce.
	Ponce?
	There she is.
	That's a she?
	Yep.
	Oh, boy, I thought that was me with a haircut.
	Don't ask black and brown people to fix white supremacy.
	It's not their job.
	It's ours.
	So specific.
	Like, she said an art teacher at some school in, like, Croton on Hudson or something.
	Lady, how about just, um, it's our job to fix white supremacy.
	You know what I mean?
	Little typo there with the A and the E. Where?
	I made that mistake before, too.
	Oh, she had to fix it herself.
	What an absolute retard.
	That's who is in control of your kids, by the way, folks.
	All right, let's get to doodling and take some kizals.
	All right.
	Brennan.
	Yo, Brennan, you won a year, dog.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, thank you for letting me win this prize.
	I can't believe I got through.
	Ryan, what'd you fucking do to the number?
	We got through and then you hung it up.
	Yeah, there were some issues there.
	Did you win previously, sir?
	No, I haven't.
	Okay.
	If you have one previously, I recommend you lie because we will not give you a prize.
	He's always like, already doing it.
	Yeah, no, I haven't.
	So, Gavin, I was just wondering, man, what's your take on this whole frazzle drip thing, dude?
	Do you think it's real or is it just ridiculousness?
	This whole what?
	Frazzle drip?
	What's a frazzle?
	Frazzle drip.
	It's the pizza gate, like adrenochrome harvesting from children with, you know, Hillary Clinton, all these Satanist reptiles.
	Yeah, I think it's bullshit.
	But I don't know.
	I don't know.
	And I don't think that Hillary Clinton and all of these different DNC people go to a pizza place to fuck kids.
	But John Podesta is very suspicious.
	And I think in the gay community, there is a lot of man-boy love.
	I think a lot of them want to fuck young men.
	You know, you look at all the priests that get caught.
	They're not fucking toddlers.
	They're not molesting girls.
	They're gay priests molesting pre-pubescent and pubescent boys.
	And gays seem to have a problem with that.
	Like a predilection.
	Yeah, I was just curious because everyone's saying that there's this video on the dark web, but I know shit can be baldered with.
	I wanted to know your opinion, man.
	I spoke about porn.
	Porn!
	So.
	I'm open to it, though.
	I'm open to it.
	Oh, okay.
	You got that 909.
	I'm sorry, your number is.
	I got to get your info to give you prizes now.
	I got your number, but it starts with 909, correct?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Great.
	I'll be calling you after the show.
	All righty.
	Thank you, guys.
	All right.
	Bye-bye.
	Somebody in the background is saying porn.
	He managed to get porn on the show.
	Terrible.
	Every time I, you know, I will occasionally look at porn, even though I don't do porn, but I'll look at it at work sometimes during a boring conference call.
	And maybe it's because I don't watch porn, but I'll look at it and I'll just think, I'll see two people like fucking the shit out of each other.
	And I go, you guys have great chemistry.
	You should get married.
	They're perfect for each other.
	They're not interested in the marriage, I suppose.
	We're going to the Discord.
	Yo, guys, if we could just make sure that whoever wins is a new winner, that'd be dope.
	Oh, wait.
	Two shows, by the way.
	Hello, gay.
	By the way, if the first caller has not won before, that would be I did a deal.
	Got it covered.
	What's up, guys?
	What's up, guys?
	First caller, we've got Emily here.
	Are you guys ready?
	We're ready.
	Oh, sorry.
	Okay, you watched my video.
	I emailed it to you.
	It was the Mesa, that place where those crazy people live out in the desert that you talked about on Monday.
	Yeah, we just watched it again tonight.
	They look like fucking losers.
	Yeah, well, that's the thing.
	I have a co-worker that lived out there for five years.
	She's an expat.
	So I got to talk to her about it a little bit.
	But yeah, it's criminals, meth heads, which she failed to mention.
	And, you know.
	Oh, it has to be like 90% meth heads.
	How could you live there and not be on meth?
	She didn't mention that part.
	You probably get ostracized if you're not on Matthew.
	Well, plus, I mean, it's just like a bunch of gun-toting anarchist liberals that hate America.
	So I'm trying to turn off this fucking...
	There is no point.
	I just, we didn't know what the name of the place was.
	Oh, right.
	There's also a place in California, too.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	You won all the stuff.
	What's all the stuff?
	Oh, my God.
	Loot crate, hatchy socks, fucking meat.
	Meat.
	What do we got it all here?
	Bubba and Hanks, meat.
	More meat.
	Awesome.
	And feed my large family of children and people.
	Children and people.
	So you don't see children as people.
	That's very disappointing.
	That is terrible.
	No wonder you've had so many abortions.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Well, thanks.
	I was going to tell you about the Mesa.
	That place was fucking nuts listening to her talk about it.
	Yeah, I saw a documentary on it.
	All I can find is the trailer anywhere.
	And you're Vegka, right?
	Or Vekka.
	Vekcha.
	I'll get your info on the thing.
	Okay.
	I'll message you, Ryan.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thank you.
	Next up, we've got Catholic Lady.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Oh, hi.
	Sorry.
	I have some Catholic questions, if you don't mind.
	I was just curious if you were a cradle Catholic or did you convert to the church?
	I was an atheist my whole life, probably fifth generation atheist.
	My grandfather was a prominent communist in Glasgow, Scotland, Johnny McInnes.
	Wow.
	But when my daughter was born in 2006, I had an epiphany.
	I was looking at her foot, and she was a baby, and the fact that the pad on her heel worked and was perfect.
	I just was overwhelmed.
	And it wasn't very intellectual.
	It was very emotional.
	I was just overwhelmed with the miracle of birth.
	And I said, I'm a deist.
	I believe in God now.
	As far as choosing Catholicism, I don't really have an answer.
	It was just sort of the Nearest thing.
	I joined the Knights of Columbus and became a Catholic.
	Oh, nice.
	My husband's with them.
	And then last week you mentioned something, you were thinking of bringing or offering rosaries.
	And I was just curious if you pray the rosary.
	Yeah, I have for the Proud Boys.
	I don't know.
	I'm not a very good Catholic.
	When I got doxxed and I blew up in my neighborhood, I became like this sort of David Duke figure.
	And people will, when they have guests, they'll drive by my house and show them the house.
	It's like showing Howard Hughes' house or something.
	So I noticed when I went to church, there'd be like people turning around and looking.
	And it became a spectacle.
	And I thought, I'm taking away from the ritual for everyone here.
	So I stopped going.
	I haven't been to church in a long time.
	Oh, no.
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	Well, I've actually added you to my rosary prayer intention.
	So I wish you guys the best.
	And oh, and then one more question.
	Last night you were wearing a very handsome suit, and I was wearing, I was wondering where you got your jacket.
	Last night, that suit, the beige one?
	Oh, no, sorry, it was a white outfit, and then you had a blue jacket, and it was a double lapel.
	White outfit, and then a double lapel.
	There it is.
	Wait, oh, wait.
	Oh, was that when we looted?
	Yes.
	Yeah, that was my wife's fur coat.
	All that stuff was like my wife's handbags.
	Oh, no, it was the one.
	I think it might have been the one after that.
	Yeah, Ryan, you're wrong again.
	Well, that's the only one I've seen.
	She said last night.
	And why aren't you logged in?
	Sorry.
	Yeah, that was a beige jacket I got.
	Wait, what was that now?
	Oh, yeah, that was Ted Baker.
	That was a Ted Baker jacket.
	They were a fun company.
	You know, the owner of that company resigned because of sexual harassment, but the sexual harassment was just him giving employees hugs.
	And they decided that that was too much.
	And that was the end of his career.
	Over.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	We'll go one more from you guys, and then we'll switch over to the call calls.
	Hey, yo.
	Hey, so the other day, Will Witt from PragerU on his new podcast, he said that you're his biggest influence, and he does what he does largely because of your rebel media videos.
	And it made me wonder, you don't seem to talk about Prager You too much, or maybe I just haven't seen you.
	Will Witt seems like a great guy to have on the show.
	Do they think that you're too right-wing or something?
	I mean, they are kind of milquetoast, and Dennis Prager is super easy to make.
	I'm mad at Prager U because I was all budgeted to do a show, to do one of their instructional things, and I wrote it all up, and then the shit started hitting the fan, and they dumped me.
	And they didn't dump me like men and say, oh, sorry, dude, things are a little too hot right now.
	We're going to have to check in later.
	They just stopped responding to my emails.
	So that pissed me off.
	But who's Will Witt again?
	Can you pull him up?
	Yeah, he does the who's worse, Trump or Hitler, and he goes around to college campuses.
	Oh, yeah, I love that kid.
	Yeah, I think you should reach out to him.
	He's a really cool guy.
	He'd be great to have on the show if he's not like NDA'd by Prager U or something.
	Yeah, they're usually NDA'd.
	I don't know.
	I haven't had guests on in weeks because besides John McCaffey, it seems to kind of kill the rhythm of the show a lot of the time.
	You know what I mean?
	Like even Tommy Robinson is like probably my favorite person in the world, but I'd rather just talk about the fact that he's going to this rally this weekend to protect statues than have him on and say, so you're going to a rally this weekend and protect statues?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Maybe you could do a sort of like between two ferns thing where it's awkward.
	Like the guy that played Vito, when Ryan did Tony's voice, it got kind of awkward.
	Yeah, exactly.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Thanks, man.
	Cool.
	There's a self-portrait I just did that we'll be auctioning off.
	I didn't leave enough room for the head.
	Give some room for head.
	Thomas.
	I don't need to leave any room for head in my marriage.
	Plenty of room, but Thomas.
	What's up, Gavin Ryan?
	I wanted to talk about, I know Gavin always talks about comedians, women comedians specifically being into dirty jokes, sex jokes, stuff like that.
	I'm a pipe maker.
	I blow glass and make bombs and pipes and shit.
	And there's a kind of subculture of artists within that community.
	And I've noticed about 80% of the women that blow glass, they always make dildos.
	They make, you know, if they make pendants, it's like pussy lips dripping with cum.
	Or it's like a bust of a woman tied up in bondage.
	Seems like 80, 85% of all the women that are artists in this community kind of piggyback on that same thing.
	It seems like something they do in art.
	It's an easy sell, right?
	It's funny how now that everyone's out of a job, what are women doing?
	They're running to OnlyFans and prostituting themselves.
	It's like they say we're not sex objects, and then the second they get involved in something, they just cash in the sex check.
	And then they wonder why everybody's like, oh, you're just selling it for that.
	And you're, you know, they complain about it, like you said, but that's all they do.
	They want that money.
	Yeah.
	It's just, they cheat.
	You know, that's not the game.
	It's not fair.
	It's not fair.
	It's fucking lame.
	Imagine that was your sister.
	Hey, what's Jenny up to?
	She's making glass cocks.
	Does dad know?
	That was too much of indecence.
	It's rough.
	And I see them do it.
	And it's, you know, they think it's edgy.
	And I mean, I guess it's edgy to an extent, but it just seems distasteful.
	And I guess in this, I mean, it's a taboo community, anyways.
	It's a bunch of potheads and bong smokers and stuff.
	Why don't you make us something?
	I'll make you something.
	I'll send it in.
	All right.
	I'll get your number down.
	Yeah.
	By the way, are these all still winners?
	We had four.
	Oh, there was four?
	Yeah, dude.
	Did you not listen to the show?
	Oh, I'm a winner.
	Get off my lawn live?
	Yeah, you win.
	All right, cool.
	Fuck yeah.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Ryan, I announced on the show that the first four callers win.
	All right, not a problem.
	We can get those.
	How did you miss that?
	Were you not watching Get Off My Lawn Live?
	It's usually two.
	And when you're doing that, I'm setting up all the visuals.
	It's usually two, but last week we didn't get any.
	So we're doubling up.
	I explained, I believe twice.
	All right, let me go to the Discord.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, guys.
	So we've got John here.
	Oh, before we go to the next call, can we...
	Sure, her name is Emily, but she goes by Veccha on Discord.
	Okay, we got her, and then after that, the person right after that.
	Yeah, after that was Catholic Lady.
	Okay.
	Okay, cool.
	All right, what do we got?
	All right, we've got John here.
	Hi, Johnny John.
	Hi, Johnny Boyz.
	Alright, talking to you from Sunny Glasgow.
	Oh, hi.
	A fucking Glasskit.
	Pathetic.
	Where are you in Glasgow, by the way?
	We're calling you from Sunny Govin.
	You're Fikovin!
	Like Rab Nesbet!
	Oh, you're breaking up a wee bit there, son.
	Hold on.
	Calm down.
	Okay, I'll try to calm down.
	You're fegoven.
	I'm not unlike Mr. Rab Nesbitt.
	That's the very same.
	Is Govin still an absolute shite hole?
	Well, you would never guess that there was a pandemic on right now.
	That's all I'll say.
	Right.
	Hey, you know, in still game, when they go to the clan, clansmen or whatever it's called, is that a real bar?
	No, it's based in a real area, but all that kind of craig lying and the clansmen, it's all fictional, I'm afraid.
	Oh, that's terrible, that.
	You know what I mean?
	But, you know, still a good programme.
	My favourite on still game has got to be Isa.
	When she wants gossip, it's fucking heaven on us.
	You think so?
	Aye.
	I don't know.
	I'm a fan of Tam.
	Is he the cheap one?
	He's tight as a drum, aye.
	Aye.
	Aye, Tam's alright.
	He's a little overacted.
	You know, my least favourite is the packy.
	He's just a bloody cartoon.
	Bit tight cast.
	I know what you mean.
	Aye, it's a bit much.
	Oh, hello.
	I am the Indian Scottish guy.
	Well, listen, I don't know why I take up too much of your time.
	And it's actually getting light here just now with the time difference.
	And I'm wanting to get to my bed.
	Are you using that time of year where it's like fucking light until midnight and then up at 5 a.m. at the same time?
	Well, I mean, I don't really want to admit this kind of thing, but I sleep with an eye mask.
	So, you know, I don't really know.
	That's embarrassing that.
	I was there once.
	We're going down Suckey Hall Street and I'm looking for a pub.
	And I'm with my Wayne, who is about 40 years old.
	Can I just say, Sucky Hall Street is now called Harriet Tubman Street, so you need to be careful with the way you...
	So every time you go in a pub, people will start staring at me like they're going to kick my ass.
	And then I come out of the pub and they're sort of standing like this, like, here you.
	I got a problem.
	And I'm thinking, am I wearing a Rangers jersey to a Celtics pub or something?
	And then I realise it's 11.30 at night.
	But we just arrived off the plane and my time zones are all fucked up.
	And I forgot that in Glasgow, it can be bright as day at 11.30.
	So they're angry that I have a wean up at that time of night, taking her into pubs.
	Meanwhile, I'm thinking I'm going her out at 3pm.
	Well, that's it.
	It's the glare.
	It's a council-run thing.
	It's the glare off the streetlights so that the junkies can't find the veins in their arms for the heroin.
	I was addicted to heroine for four years and then addicted to methadone for eight years that was meant to get us off it.
	Holy fuck.
	Heroine.
	I didn't know you knew.
	But let me, that's a good one.
	All right, so what's up, pal?
	Sorry, so just to not take up too much of your time, basically, I've got this predicament I'm in where I've been going out with a girl for about over a year now, and it's a kind of similar thing to what you've been going through, where we don't talk about politics.
	She's very left-leaning, she's vegan, and we've got very, like loads and loads of stuff in common, like music, just all sorts of stuff.
	So politics never came into it.
	And whenever politics does come into it, I always just kind of turn the blind eye and go, oh, I don't really know about that.
	Oh, no, I'm not sure about that.
	And just kind of brush it off.
	But basically, I've painted myself into a corner now because all of this stuff that's recently happening, all the protests and everything, basically she thinks I'm a fucking idiot.
	She thinks I don't know anything about politics.
	So I've got all these arguments just waiting to pounce upon.
	I mean, it just takes a quick kind of video from Candace Owens or Thomas Sowell or something like that just to kind of start up a decent argument.
	And that'll kind of settle things.
	But my fear is as soon as I do that, she's either going to think, Well, fucking hell, you've been sitting on these pretty, you know, nifty, haven't you?
	Or she's just going to think, oh, you're in a date, you still don't know what you're talking about, and all of a sudden you're into politics, what the fuck.
	So my question is basically, how do I approach this?
	Do I still just turn a blind eye and not address it?
	Or do I try and confront it head on and try and get her on board with some of the arguments to do with all of that?
	Has she said I love you yet?
	Yeah, no, as I say, worth working.
	Okay, so you already have a relationship on your side of the fence.
	The secret to this is to slowly ease it out in an interrogative tone.
	So you say, I was just looking at this Candace Owens video, and I'm not a fan of her.
	She's got some good points and all.
	I'm sitting here looking to poke a hole into what she's saying and all, but I'm having a bit of trouble.
	How about you have a look at it?
	Did you know George Floyd did a forced entry into a pregnant woman's home?
	I didn't know that.
	Played down.
	The thing is, I totally agree with that approach, but that's what I'm saying.
	The whole point is, I don't have Facebook, I don't have social media or anything like that, so it would seem really out of the blue for me to just go, oh, do you know about this Candace Owens woman?
	Or do you know about my opinion on this or that?
	I've basically went through this whole relationship just saying.
	Do you go to the pub or talk to people?
	You'd be like, you heard that from somebody?
	Yeah, just throwing like all you do, you just slowly, slowly let out little things and say, I just heard that he attacked a pregnant woman.
	You ever heard that?
	Who is this George Floyd, by the way, there, big man?
	And then when she gets mad, you go, no, I'm just, I'm actually curious myself.
	I'm learning this as much as you.
	The thing is, I'm at the point now where I'm looking to settle down and, you know, move on to the next level, like getting married, having kids and that kind of thing.
	It's been a kind of like listening to you.
	I read your book over the last couple of years there and just like a lot of the advice I really agree with.
	But it's at the point now where I'm thinking, right, this is the kind of stuff, these are the kind of arguments, these are the kind of little idiosyncrasies where I'm thinking, right, is this the person that I want to do that with?
	Or, do you know what I mean?
	As you say, do I let these little arguments start surfacing and move on with it?
	You know, that's basically where my mind's at right now.
	No, look, I've been married for 20 years.
	I got three kids.
	I don't even let my wife know everything.
	Like, I hold back and reserve judgment.
	I say way more raunchy shit on this show than I would ever say to my wife in person.
	So you don't have to, you know, get totally nude and tell her everything in order to fall in love and get married.
	Women don't really have the capacity to understand politics, I'm afraid.
	So they're like children in that sense.
	She would hate the fact that I was actually on the phone to you right now.
	So that's an emotional taboo right now.
	She's an emotional creature.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	You got this.
	Appreciate the call.
	Thanks very much.
	Shady bye.
	All right.
	Let's go to the calls for a second.
	The telephone number calls country of chat.
	Hello?
	Yeah, what's up, guys?
	Colin, I know you mentioned, I think Tim Dylan made a comment about it, but the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.
	What do you think would legitimately happen if a group of actual peaceful protesters from the right or our side of things had weapons like the previous total peaceful protests?
	Well, we've seen this before.
	We had the Bundy Ranch demonstration where everyone was getting water and everything was organized.
	And then we also had the one, what was that, in Oregon with the ranchers getting together and they had taken over a bird sanctuary.
	Do you remember that?
	Yeah, and they killed the guy, yeah.
	They killed the guy, but that bird sanctuary was going great.
	Everything was clean.
	There was no rape.
	I mean, they've already been through, today, they've been through two leaders.
	They had the rapist lesbian, then they had the African warlord.
	That's all done.
	Now they must have a new guy.
	In Occupy Wall Street, they had a little camp over by the bull here in New York City, and they were shitting on cars.
	There was a rape that went on in one of the tents.
	I mean, it's pretty clear what their utopia would be like and what our utopia would be like.
	If we were in control, truly in control, it would be like the Bundy wrench.
	And if they weren't in control, it would be like Mogadishu.
	So that's why I keep telling Proud Boys, don't fucking go to any of this.
	Don't get involved.
	Let them burn their little utopia to the ground.
	And that's all good for Trump and it's all good for us.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Next.
	Sorry, sir.
	Joshua.
	Joshua.
	Hey, man, I'm just calling to recommend a hot girl.
	It's Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.
	Oh, I remember her.
	She must be old now.
	They were big in the 90s.
	Yeah, she's got a dynamite picture of her wearing these silver shorts in a diner.
	I think that's the best picture of her.
	Okay, as far as thank you for calling.
	As far as pictures go, obviously no one can ever compete.
	Oh, I see it.
	With Lily Allen in her blue sailor suit.
	But let's see this picture.
	Kind of a Mexican vibe.
	Little tits, which I'm fine with.
	Her nose is a little severe.
	Severe.
	But yeah, I'll take her.
	I'm not gonna kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
	I'm not blown away.
	It's almost like different people have different tastes.
	Almost.
	Almost like that.
	All right.
	Jotted colonials for Gavin to watch there.
	Hello.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Good afternoon.
	Good afternoon, guys.
	Gavin, I hear you talking a lot about your car shows you watch, like the Horny Mike and the Duke and all that shit or whatever.
	I got one to recommend for you.
	It's called Roadkill on Motor Trend.
	It's pretty authentic.
	It's two guys that, you know, go out, drive around the country, pick up cars in junkyards and bring them back to life.
	Yeah, fuck that show.
	Fuck that show.
	I watched Roadkill a few times, and I am dumping this bullshit show because they play with the timeline.
	The pitch of the show is we'll go into an abandoned scrapyard.
	We'll look at the different trucks there.
	We'll assemble a truck and drive it off the lot.
	That's the deal we signed up for.
	And then they start ordering parts, bringing them in from outside sources.
	You see it's cold out and they're wearing jackets and you realize six months has gone by.
	This show, Roadkill, is full of shit.
	They keep moving the goalposts.
	Thanks for calling fuck Roadkill.
	It's a stupid show.
	Graveyard Cars, on the other hand, that is my new show.
	I love the host.
	His knowledge of cars is shocking.
	It's C-A-R-Z.
	It's badass.
	That guy, the ugly guy with the mustache who looks like me, he is a fucking genius.
	Like, I can't wait till we have the technology.
	I don't have time to learn all that shit.
	But when you can just hook up someone's brain to your brain, now that the coronavirus is less corona-y, we should visit Chris.
	Yeah, we should.
	He's funny too, that dude.
	Yeah.
	Genuinely funny.
	Oh, cool, cool.
	Yeah, just jump in the middle anywhere.
	And his staff are awesome.
	He's trying to teach his daughter all the tricks of the trade.
	Sorry, dude.
	It's not going to happen.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't mind that the guys like to have fun and play grab ass, but throwing a piece of metal inside of a shop is a really stupid idea.
	Hitting my brand new toolbox is even a stupider idea.
	It's going to get their faces kicked inside out.
	Get your wallet out.
	He sort of will play a different character every show, too.
	Like he does the David Brent thing sometimes.
	No way.
	That's awesome.
	So I think today was a good idea.
	You get your faces kicked in inside out.
	We got the whole back half of the car off, so that's a pretty good motion.
	Mark left me alone.
	That's all self-aware.
	So what they do is they take these old cars from like 1960, rebuild them, and the guy will say, can you use all original parts?
	And sometimes that's impossible.
	So they'll get a replica of the original part and even have the same like stamp on it.
	It'll be the same color.
	They'll draw like factory settings with paint on the muffler, just like the way it was in 1971, where they would hand paint the date on a fucking car part underneath.
	I want to suck his dick.
	I'm gay for men.
	Outside of sex, I am the biggest faggot in the world.
	I love men so much.
	I adore men.
	I adore a doorman.
	Okay with doormen.
	They're cool.
	Anonymous.
	Deployed.
	Dorman friend in the Knights of Columbus.
	Deployed with the National Guard.
	Uh-oh.
	Hey, how's it going, Gavin?
	Hey, man.
	Good afternoon, guys.
	Hey, so basically, I just got back yesterday.
	I was activated with the National Guard to the fucking riot.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Well, can I give you some advice?
	Yeah, what's up?
	If someone tells you to fuck off, especially like a 100-pound 5-foot-two girl, then start crying, apologize to her, and then take a knee.
	Dude, you have no clue how many times I got told to fuck off while I was here.
	People think the National Guard is the same as the cops, and they're not supposed to shoot you.
	Their job is to shoot you.
	It's the army.
	So I went there.
	We had, well, first, I'll just say that, you know, I came on the show as anonymous because, obviously, I can't get my fucking name.
	Yes.
	I went there.
	I'll say that I was in a Midwest city, Columbus, maybe.
	You were a what?
	I was maybe in Columbus.
	I can't say for sure.
	Okay.
	But regardless, so I went there.
	We went there with the legal authorization for lethal force.
	So that was the first thing we went in.
	But we went in and literally all we fucking did was just fucking sit there.
	Now, were they rioting?
	Was anyone smashing anything?
	Honestly, like, when we got trained up to go in, we were told, like, oh, you're going to go in the shit.
	People are going to be rioting.
	People are going to be doing this and that.
	When we went there, the only problems that we had was I got put in the ghetto for a midnight shift.
	And I was there from about 5 p.m. until 5 a.m.
	And the only thing that really happened is we were in a ghetto.
	And on the block that I was on, there was like four or five bars.
	And when they shut down, like 20 or 30 people came out, and there was just this big ass fucking ball, and they were shooting firewoods and shit.
	And that was pretty much the only fucking shit that happened there.
	And if you, like, National Guard, if someone shoves you or throws like something at you, what are you supposed to do?
	Like, according to your training?
	Right.
	So it depends on your level of leadership.
	So my team leaders and my, so my team leaders, because I'm just a fucking average Joe, right?
	I don't have any fucking leadership position.
	So my team leaders, they had tasers on them.
	So they were allowed to tase.
	The only thing I was fucking carrying was pepper spray.
	And the only time that I came close to using it was when we, the place that I was posted up in this fucking ghetto was, you know, downtown Columbus, middle of the night.
	When I had to fucking take a shit, we had to walk over like a block away to this construction probe to use the shitter, right?
	And so when we would go over, it was like two at a time.
	So I went over one night and we're fucking, I'm sitting there and waiting on this dude to take his shit.
	And I hear somebody walking up behind me and it's this homeless dude and he's wearing, he's wearing fucking scrubs, like nurse scrubs, right?
	And so I'm sitting there and we just stare at each other.
	And I kind of put my hand up in my pepper spray like, fuck, I'm going to have to use this shit.
	And he's looking at me.
	And I'm like, I really don't want to use it because it fucking sucks because I had to get pepper sprayed before I can fucking carry it.
	And it fucking sucks.
	And the dude's looking at me and I'm looking at him.
	And then he just kind of goes, fuck you.
	And I was like, okay.
	So I'm sitting there.
	So I'm like, so I'm sitting there by this port of shitter and he just, he just says, fuck you.
	And I'm like, hey, man, like, just keep walking.
	And he, so he kind of keeps walking.
	And then he walks up beside me and he starts doing this shit with his arm.
	Like he's tweaking out.
	And I'm like, fuck, I'm going to have to pepper spray this dude.
	So I'm just like, hey, man, just keep fucking walking.
	And he starts talking shit to me.
	And then I decided, you know, I don't want to ruin this guy's night.
	He's already homeless.
	Like, I don't want to fuck up his fucking eyesight.
	So I just kind of backed up and let him go.
	But, you know, other than that, I think it's mainly the media hyping this shit up.
	You know, there were a lot of people that came to us, gave us, you know, food, breakfast, lunch, whatever.
	There was an instance where we got a pizza with glass shards on it.
	Yeah.
	Water bottles.
	Yeah, we got pizza with glass shards and then water bottles with fucking antifreeze in it.
	Really?
	Yeah, don't take that.
	How did you know there was antifreeze?
	You could tell, I guess, when you open it, it didn't crack.
	Well, we got, well, that, and we got told when we got there, they were like, you know, there's going to be a lot of people bringing you food and shit.
	Like, just be weary of what it is.
	So when we got everything, we made sure it was either sealed or we'd smell it or look at it.
	Like with the pizza, we fucking looked at it.
	And, you know, when you put glass shards on pizza, it's pretty fucking obvious it's on there.
	It's fine.
	Right.
	And then with the water bottle antifreeze, like, you open it and it doesn't crack.
	And then when you smell it, you're like, oh, wait a minute.
	This doesn't smell like fucking water.
	But the story I got was the MYPD and all the police forces have to be kind and try not to hurt anyone.
	The National Guard uses lethal force.
	And if anyone fucks with them, you're dead.
	But now you're telling me all you had was pepper spray and some tasers.
	Right.
	And that's the funny thing.
	So we went there with this whole, with this sort of, you know, hearts and minds mission.
	You know what I mean?
	Yep.
	And so when we went there, like we had the authorization to use this non-lethal force and then the lethal force.
	But realistically, and my, you know, I went with listening to you.
	And by the way, while I was there, I'm so fucking far behind on your episodes because I couldn't watch them around all the people that I was with.
	But, you know, I went there with my political beliefs and I realized that I was there.
	Our mission was to keep the safety because, you know, George Floyd got fucked.
	The way he died was fucked.
	And the reason we were there was to make sure that the people that were using their First Amendment right of freedom of speech were to, that they were able to use it peacefully.
	And there were some bad motherfuckers that were in there that were fucking shut up, looting these buildings.
	And when we went there, our mission was to guard the neighborhoods that had been looted heavily.
	So, you know, a lot of people flipped us off.
	One of the big things was they would cough on us.
	And I was wearing a mask.
	So people would cough me.
	I'd be like, fuck you, dude.
	Like, I'm wearing a mask.
	You're not doing anything.
	And, you know, a lot of people thought we were there to pull another fucking Ken State shooting.
	I heard people say we were there to gas them.
	I don't know what kind of gas that was, but, you know, whatever.
	Keep snoring.
	A lot of people thought we were there.
	Mustard.
	Yeah, you know, we were there to fucking paralyze babies.
	But it's, you know, people thought we were there to hurt them, but we were really there to keep the peace and make sure they could do what they were doing.
	But people are just so fucking ignorant nowadays, they didn't realize why we were there in the first place.
	Yeah, you know, if I was National Guard or a cop or anything right now, I would just be throwing my hands up, letting people fight, letting them loot, letting them burn.
	You know, they call you, you're there to help them.
	They call you a piece of shit.
	Alrighty, I'm a piece of shit.
	You're on your own, kids.
	And you know, it's funny.
	When we went up there, well, for the first time we were going up there, we were rolling up in Humvees, like going into the city.
	And there were people fucking flipping us off on the way up there.
	And, you know, they think, you're a National Guard.
	They're not going to do anything.
	Somebody would flip me off because I was driving the Humvee up there.
	And I'd flip them off.
	I'd be like, fuck you, motherfucker.
	And they'd look at me like, oh my God, they have a political belief.
	And it's like, you know, they're a human.
	I'm a fucking person, too.
	Yeah.
	Like, they flip me off and I flip them off and they don't know what to do.
	But it's just like, you know, we got up there and I had some dude come up to me and he called me, he came out of the bar and he said, you're a little fucking vagina boy.
	Like that was going to come back.
	You're a little vagina boy.
	And I was just looking at him and I started laughing and, you know, he started laughing.
	And then you just realized that like, we're all just fucking humans.
	These guys are just fucking pissed off.
	Yeah.
	All right, man.
	Well, best of luck out there.
	You're dealing with a bunch of spoiled brats.
	Thanks for your service, Vagina Boy.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Yeah, thanks for your dad.
	Thanks for calling.
	And that is the end of our show, folks.
	The left has shown their true colors, and their true colors are shit brown, diarrhea, and barf.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I don't give a damn on reputation.

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