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June 8, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E171 - #TAKEUSDOWN [2020-06-08 - S02E171 - #TAKEUSDOWN]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
That was the Dead Kennedys with Riot the Unbeatable High.
Adrenaline shoots your nerves to the sky.
Everyone knows this town is gonna blow.
That is gonna blow right now.
that is a very unmusical band are they not So it's actually a very well-written song.
He talks about how fun it is to be at a riot, but the next day, you got no home.
You got no community.
You have nothing.
And in the case of these riots, you have no economy.
And so it ends with, Tomorrow you're homeless.
Tonight it's a blast.
I highly recommend this song, but we won't.
Can you just turn it up for a second?
All right.
You get the idea.
Soviet rioting going on.
We were at the riots this weekend.
Can you fix my viewfinder there, buddy?
And I'm going to be totally honest.
I felt like at these particular rallies in New York this weekend, we were drifting away from police brutality as a subject, from George Floyd, and just getting into vandalism, looting, and self-indulgence.
It's disgusting.
It takes away everything about the movement.
And it's just now it's, I mean, the protest is basically like a grab stuff, break windows.
Smash and grab.
Smash and grab.
And we tried to stop them.
We were pleading to people, which, by the way, is very brave of us.
Of course.
Because when someone's adrenaline is pumping like that, they're from the ghetto.
They came out here for trouble.
And we're saying, guys, stop.
It's our community.
It's New York City.
This is not the New York I know and love.
I've lived here for 20 years.
I've never seen anything like this.
The blackout, there was zero looting.
Guys, George Floyd broke into Acelia Enriquez's apartment, pushed a gun into her pregnant belly.
He's not the hero we need.
That's right.
And they said to me, he's not a hero.
He's a man.
And we're taking this stuff so we can feed our fucking families.
That was one of the guys' quote.
And I thought, well, that's a wake-up call.
I was on campus.
There might be a clip servicing, but I did grab, I think there was a bag or something.
I forget what it was.
Not in my possession anymore, but I grabbed it off the ground so that way he couldn't grab it.
So, you know, like you get, you get it before he can.
Yeah.
So you put it in.
But that's what a lot of what we were doing there is safeguarding stuff.
I saw there was an article where the looters had put stuff in black garbage bags.
Construction company noticed it, put it in a crane, like a scooper doohickey, right?
A backhoe, and then picked it up like 50 feet off the ground.
There we go.
They use a digger.
It's called a digger.
God damn, fur is hot.
Yeah, it's an interesting choice of clothing, but I get it.
It's very warm.
There we go.
That's what we were doing.
Basic.
We were trying to get the stuff away from the looters and refocus them on what this is really about, which is police brutality and institutionalized white supremacy.
We did all that without machines, too, by the way.
We didn't need machines.
No, we are machines.
We're human diggers.
And I think the first thing we can do as white people or Japanese Puerto Ricans is to Google white supremacy, Google white privilege, Google systemic racism.
Let me just tell you, I have to take this off.
Make sure when you use the thumbnail for this, Rye guy, you get me with my coat on and fuck me with my heels on.
Your despicable Mi's brother coat.
Whew, hot stuff.
Yeah, let me just explain to you what systemic racism is.
It means that in the hood, in the ghetto, right, you go to shitty schools because they don't get funded, and then you don't get an education, then you can't get a job, and then you're forced to get into gang stuff, gang violence, just to live.
Look at this obesity epidemic happening in our studio.
And academic.
And that's systemic risk.
Then those kids don't have a father, and it self-perpetuates.
Okay?
So obviously, the what's the word I'm looking for?
Predilections, the prerequisites for this theory are one, black schools don't get any funding.
That's a tough one to prove, I'm afraid.
Two, if you're in East New York and you just show up for school and get Cs and pass everything, is it possible to get a city college education, which is, by the way, worth three grand?
So is it possible to get a $3,000 education?
No, they don't have three grand.
Really, are there a lot of grants going around?
A lot of scholarships going around for poor kids and queens in the hood who want to go to city college here in New York?
Yeah, there is.
In fact, it's pretty much impossible not to get into city college no matter what, no matter how much money you make.
And being good at it, if you're not.
I'm breaking character here, folks.
If you get C's, you live in East New York or Queens or the Bronx, you're getting all of your city college tuition paid, no problem.
Now what happens?
Now you've graduated from city college.
You're an educated minority.
You have maybe if you learned anything like in tax, any kind of accountancy shit, you are fucking going to be in the front window of every corporation in the world.
So I guess what I'm doing here is I'm abandoning our little sketch and I am saying that systemic racism is not a thing.
And another sort of metric that they used to prove that we live in a horrible racist place is they say, well, blacks are doing badly.
And they kind of assume that the schools aren't getting funding.
The schools are getting plenty funded.
The schools are getting computers.
They're getting laptops.
The laptops are getting thrown in the garbage.
Kids in black schools in East New York and Bushwick, they barely show up.
They wander in and out of class.
Talk to teachers who are in East New York, and you'll find that no one is trying.
This is my problem with white privilege.
It trivializes all the hard work I do with my kids.
First of all, it trivializes the fact that I worked at Sunny's gas station in Bridlewood, Canada, Ontario, in 1984, and have been working non-stop ever since.
Never been unemployed, ever.
It trivializes all that, how I made my money.
Then it trivializes all the hard work I do with my boys, my sons and my daughter, and how I'm there for them.
And like even yesterday, I was working on my daughter's social life.
Her friends were busy.
They weren't in town.
So I was trying to see, okay, what about this girl, you know, busting my ass to make sure that she's socializing and my boys are off the screens, not staring at the TV.
You trivialize all that when you give them white privilege.
And furthermore, you trivialize my father's hard work.
My dad grew up in the slums of Glasgow.
His toes look like this because he didn't have shoes.
His toes make me throw up.
That might be why I'm so against flip-flops because it reminds me of my dad's disgusting Chinese foot-bound toes.
And that guy, just like I said with East New York, got a scholarship.
The way Scotland works is if you do well in your O-levels at 14, we'll get you into university.
We don't care how much money you have.
We'll figure it out.
And they did.
They got him an education in physics, busted his ass working.
He would stay up all night drawing microchips back when they were hand-drawn, drawing these massive spreadsheets of microchips back when they were just like starting to get serious about making computers.
My dad built some computers that were like as big as this bookshelf and they could do two plus two is three type of thing.
I have these pictures of him in bell bottoms next to these fucking fridges, these monster machines.
They look like generators for a building and they could do basically multiplication.
They definitely couldn't do video.
He built, when I was a kid, he built us our computer.
My computer when I was a kid had wood siding.
It was steel.
The sides were plywood.
It had a monitor.
And then I said I wanted an Atari a video game system.
He was too cheap.
So he built me one.
My joystick was a big plastic shoebox this big and it had a hole that had been done with like a hacksaw.
And I had a joystick and the switches were like on and off switches for like a light.
And I would play a Tranquility Bass.
See if you can dig that up.
Tranquility Bass Video Game.
Because I was thinking when we had the boat this weekend.
Listen to how ignorant he is about his white privilege.
He doesn't see that he's talking about boats and computers.
Blacks never had those opportunities.
Really?
All my uncles are dead of alcoholism.
They were beaten by my fucking grandfather, Johnny McInnes.
Well, it's gotten a lot better since I played it.
It looks a lot more high-tech.
No, this was just a 2D.
It looked like asteroids.
It was just like a heck, like a, you know, those sort of asteroids type drawings.
2D.
You'd have to go 80s.
Tranquility-based 80s video game.
Anyway, you'd have to land this thing.
And if you land it like that, it would crash.
And you wanted to land it perfectly like that.
And it's a surprisingly fun game.
And I noticed when I was pulling the boat into the dock, I thought, this is why men love boats so much.
It's docking.
That's the funnest part.
Not putting your penis into someone's foreskin, but the landing, getting it right in.
And then your crew, your sons, jump off and they make sure the boat doesn't hit the dock.
That's the funnest part.
Anyway, you trivialize all that work.
And even rich kids.
Rich kids in America, there's very few cases of old money.
Very few cases.
There's almost none in Canada.
But even in America, it's very rare.
And that's because we're a nouveau riche culture.
And when you're nouveau-riche, it means someone busted their fucking ass.
And when you talk about white privilege, you totally trivialize that.
Oh, black people didn't work hard?
Yes, black people have worked hard.
Black people were slaves.
Yeah, so were whites, literal slaves.
And also, the coal miners were slaves.
Ever heard of owe my soul to the company store?
Did you see the conditions they were working in?
They would often be freezing cold, wet 24 hours a day in this much room.
So like acrobats, scraping and scraping 13 hours a day.
Never dry.
You'd come home in Lead Hills, Scotland from the coal mines.
You'd put your thick Irish cable net sweater next to the fire.
You'd wake up in the morning.
It was still wet.
And you're putting it back on, going back to the mines.
Yeah, but they were free.
No.
Owe my soul to the company store.
Ever heard that phrase?
That means you're beyond debt.
Debt you can't pay off.
They own you.
The mine owns you.
Anyway, you don't often hear other groups talking about the past and looking into the future like it's some sort of inevitable albatross around your neck.
No, You can shake the past.
My father did it in one generation.
My son and I are provided for, and now my kids will be even more provided for.
Because I took what he built and I busted my ass.
You see, Vice went bankrupt in 2000.
Brought down to zero.
What did we do?
We went to Triple Five Souls' warehouse.
We were stuck in the back where they stored all their excess clothing.
We rigged up computers.
I put up wallpaper.
We built a new office out of their storage room and we built it back up from scratch.
It was not privilege.
I remember even there was this magazine, Egotrip, that was like a rap magazine.
And their contention was that we are making money because they do all the work.
They get it out there.
They're a rap magazine.
But people are scared of blacks.
So they gave the ad revenue to us instead.
Total and utter horseshit.
Those guys were around for a fraction of the time we were around.
We had built all these relationships since 1994.
And the opposite was true.
We would court these advertisers like Toyota or something, get them right about ready to bite, and then they'd go, oh, you're too controversial.
And you had that horrible article about slavery.
We're going to go to the politically correct ego trip.
And because it was black-owned, it was considered politically correct.
So yeah, systemic racism is a myth.
And white guilt is retarded.
And this is what I was saying on Friday's show.
We had a Peironi's disease 45-degree shift in American culture in 1968 when Martin Luther King was assassinated.
We said, we are sorry, let's fix this.
This week, we had another 45-degree shift where an America that you don't see on the news or on TV, which is the vast majority, the people not out looting, have said, yeah, no.
You can have the cities.
We gave you Baltimore.
We gave you Detroit.
We gave you Philadelphia.
You can have New York City.
We're all moving to the suburbs.
People on Park Avenue are selling their apartments right now, 50% off.
America is not falling apart.
America's getting a divorce.
It's not an amicable divorce, but the dad has good lawyers and the mom is not getting the house, basically, is what's going on here.
Irrevocable change going on, folks.
And it's sad seeing all these people capitulate, trying to fight it.
I saw a clip, I didn't send you this, where people were washing black people's feet.
And do you think that kind of capitulation earns you any points?
Remember, who was that guy who was beheaded?
Daniel Pearl, a Jewish guy.
I believe he converted to Islam, or at least some of the people he was with in his group converted to Islam.
They ended up killing all the hostages.
But some stayed as Christians, as Jews, some converted to Islam in an attempt to appease the hostage takers.
And it didn't work.
And the ISIS guys, the Taliban, I guess it was back then, resented them more.
There was one guy who just prayed to Jesus every day and refused to capitulate and refused to praise Allah.
And they'd break him down at the knees.
And he would still keep praying to Jesus.
And they actually revered him more and ended up treating him better because he didn't convert.
And I got in a lot of trouble for saying, they said, he described Palestinians as dogs.
Well, yeah, but the context was when I lived in Costa Rica, I had a Rottweiler, and it was a massive beast.
You needed that because there were so many criminals down there.
You needed something that would eat a bad guy.
Because every time you went to the bar in town, you'd find that there was people lurking around your property.
So they were scared of dogs, as they should be, because our dog was a murderer.
His name was Diablo.
But when he was bad, like say he ate your shoe, this is going to sound like animal cruelty, but you would go, Diablo, no.
And you'd punch him in the face really hard.
Like if I did it to you, it'd break your nose.
And he wouldn't go, oh, my nose.
He would just go, meaning, okay, I got it.
Don't eat shoes.
Done.
You don't have to scream your fucking head off, pussy.
And that is how Palestinians are.
When I was last in Israel, Netanyahu had just given up like 12 homes that were sort of the last settlement in Gaza.
And he said, you know what?
As a gesture to you, we're going to give you these homes.
And the people who lived in them didn't want to give them up.
He said, nope, come back to Israel.
This is Jerusalem.
And we're going to bulldoze them.
I don't know why they did that part.
They bulldozed them to ash, right?
And now you'd think that would be sort of a good gesture, something where the Palestinians would say, okay, appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
But what did they do?
They rioted and attacked more than ever.
You know why?
Because they smelled weakness from Israel.
Wait, you had that picture of the foot washing?
Yeah.
You can just pull it up.
Look at that.
This is actually, according to the Bible, this is actually kind of the people washing the feet are the supreme ones.
Yes.
Because Jesus.
The Pope does that.
Jesus did that.
He washed the prostitutes.
And the apostles get their feet washed.
With his hair.
By the way, don't wash my feet with your long, gross fucking hair.
No offense, Jesus.
But can you imagine a less satisfying wash?
Oh, with his hair?
Yeah.
I think he used his hair.
Gross.
Anyway, that picture is capitulation.
And when Israel built the wall, terrorism went to zero and the local Arabs said it was offensive and the international community frowns at this.
And I don't think so.
I think that deep down, the Palestinians would have thought.
Sorry.
I think deep down the Palestinians thought, wow, these guys are playing fucking hardball.
Just like the Rottweiler getting punched.
They didn't go, no.
They went, like Palestinians are paid to fight.
You cannot compromise with them.
They're permanent warriors.
They're like hyenas.
I never give them very flattering analogies.
So the only way you can establish a relationship With a hyena is to show it that you're the boss.
Tough love.
No.
And that's what they appreciate.
They don't appreciate capitulation.
Now, when we shift that analogy over here to Black Lives Matter and Antifa and everything, the same thing applies.
They don't appreciate capitulation.
Like, look at the mayor.
Did you see the mayor of Minneapolis?
I know none of this is in any of my notes.
So he goes to the coffin and cries.
Blubbering at George Floyd's coffin.
No black people, and especially no Antifa, appreciated that.
They didn't go, okay, that was pretty cool.
You cried.
Now I care.
He was fucking blubbering.
You can't even call it, I was going to say like a fag.
No fag would cry like that.
Gays hasn't been an insult in about 20 years.
This is gays.
These people are a sub-fag.
And God, I wish I was there and I could say, hey, sorry, Mr. Mayor, can I just see your eyes, please?
I'm just checking for actual real tears.
I saw your shoulders going like this, but I want to see the actual.
Can I just taste the salt content?
That's not salty.
You have menthol on your eyelids.
Look at this bull shit.
This is like Chris Cuomo when that bright guy was talking to him.
From now on, all criers have to show me their eyes.
Like when we were on that hike and that meth head started going, so I wouldn't realize that he punched his old lady off a hill and she didn't fall.
Ironically, it made me realize that that's what he had done, but it took me until 20 minutes later.
Look at them standing there like this.
It's almost like the black Hebrew Israelites when they have someone kiss their boots.
They just sort of stand and look off.
That's it, bitch.
Cry.
Bitch.
Anyway.
He.
That's a long time.
I know.
Way to make it about you.
And by the way, who's wearing the cargo shorts to a funeral?
Really shitty, dirty ones.
That's what my bike mechanic wears when he fixes my tires.
Anyway, so he goes to a rally and he gets out there and he's so submissive in his little beta male shirt.
And he says, I've fucked up.
I'm terrible.
And white people always say this in these situations.
I need to do better.
I need to educate myself.
That's another doozy.
Meanwhile, you better not educate yourself because if you look up systemic racism, school funding, charter schools, fathers in the home, all of this stuff, you're going to realize that in 2020, you're responsible for your own plight.
There's a great argument for the 40s, 50s, and 60s, 70s, right up until the 70s.
You had a great argument.
Started to dwindle.
In the early 70s, it was cool to be black post-MLK.
80s, no, 90s, no.
2000, fuck off.
Sorry.
No excuse.
Yeah, but black people are killed by cops.
Yeah, because black people tend to be in a war zone.
We have what?
8%.
People say 15% of the population is doing 50% of the violent crime.
No, not a lot of women in jail.
It's about 8% of the population is responsible for 50% of the violent crime.
Now, whatever reasoning you have for that, that just shows you they're in a battle zone.
And people in a battle zone get shot.
70% of soldiers in Afghanistan have been shot in the head.
Yeah, they're in a war.
It's like the trannies.
There's a war on trannies.
Trans people are dying every day.
Yeah, because they date gangbangers and they get into fights and they're doing meth.
They're in a dangerous zone.
How many cops commit suicide in New York?
A year?
One a month?
Because they live in a depressing, horrible thing and they see fucking children malnourished and abused.
Gets in there.
And they, of course, now they live in a city that hates them, sees them as monsters.
Will you show it?
Yeah, so show the mayor at this fucking thing.
He's so sorry.
So sorry.
Do they show what he said?
Oh, this is the moment before.
Yes or no question for you.
Yes.
Just pause.
Look at this submissive.
This is the mayor.
This is the leader of the city is basically on his knees, subservient below them.
I mean, people do this in job interviews, right?
They lower the chair of the other person to make them feel inferior.
This guy's like five feet below.
Don't kneel ever.
You know how I proposed to my wife?
I stood there and presented her the ring.
I never will ever get on my fucking knees.
Don't get on.
It's un-American to get on your knees.
Keep going.
Will you commit to defunding Minneapolis Police Department?
Have enough of it.
What am I saying?
We don't want no more.
Look at his scared eyebrows, too.
But they're not even speaking the same language.
She said defund the police, which I have no idea what that means.
I have an idea for defunding the police.
How about you kill the slush fund that they have, the hundreds of millions that MIPD puts aside for all these bullshit cases of police brutality?
Like, there'll be a chase.
The guy runs up a gate.
The guy grabs him from the gate, rips him down, and smashes him against the ground.
$15,000.
Or sometimes $2 million.
Central Park Five were guilty, as Ann Coulter points out in her article, What Are You Going to Believe?
The Evidence or Netflix.
They got tens of millions of dollars for raping and beating a woman within not an inch of her life, a millimeter of her life.
They investigated it as a homicide.
Anyway, so look what good this does.
What did I say?
We don't want no more police.
Is that clear?
We don't want people with guns toting around in our community, shooting us down.
You have an answer.
No more demons.
No more police at all.
What are you going to do when you get money?
The ghostbusters?
Which ones?
Christian Wig and Melissa McCarthy.
Be quiet, y'all.
Be quiet, because it's important that we actually hear this.
It's important that we hear this, because if y'all don't know, he's up for re-election next year.
Boom.
If y'all don't know, he's up for re-election next year.
And if he says no...
Guess what the f we gonna do next?
Get rid of all the police.
By the way, just pause.
No one has looked anything up.
We've done this.
The south side of Chicago has no police.
It has no go zones.
A black gets murdered there once a day.
So this isn't a hypothetical.
I saw this thing was trending where it said Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, has a bunch of hate crimes under his belt.
Yeah, I know.
Everyone knows that.
It's like the whole, we just unearthed footage of Jimmy Fallon in Blackface.
Yeah, we remember when he did it.
He was Chris Rock.
Nice scoop, Nathan Bernardo.
You got us.
You nailed him.
I mean, this was huge news.
For years and years, everyone was talking about it.
I mean, he apologized to the guy and what he did.
Growing up in Boston, he's talked about it for hours, about how sorry he was.
Looking back, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Now it's a hot new scoop.
Nice scoop.
You're not allowed to have a scoop that's 10 years old.
Old scoop.
But anyway, go back.
So he says, he dares to make the radical position that I will not completely abolish the police force.
Where is the police force completely abolished?
Like, you'd have to go to the depths of the Congo or some horrible desert community in the Middle East.
Where the fuck?
Where the fucking...
Like, where are there no police?
Is there a city in...
Actually, no, I do know of a place.
There's a place in Nevada, I believe, that's all squatters.
It's off the grid, and they all self-police.
It's all white people.
And you can imagine the fucking loonies that live there, all meth heads.
It's like Burning Man.
It might not be Nevada, but it's some hot desert town.
And there's no police.
There's no nothing.
There's no taxes.
It's a little off-the-grid spot.
Is that what you want in Minneapolis?
A little sort of Burning Man type of scenario?
I'm afraid you can't have a city with skyscrapers and transit and not have fucking cops.
We saw this with the MTA during the pandemic.
They were low on cops.
Bums piled their shit from floor to ceiling.
And that's why I love that we have the oink-oinky monster shirt at the store because she got her wish.
Yeah, no, that's not it.
Silver Spring, Maryland Bethesda.
Don't have police departments.
It's policed by Montgomery.
That's different, Ryan.
That's just like the state police come in because it's such a small town.
I'm talking about an anarchist little collective, and it's fucking, it sucks.
But that woman with Oink Oinky Monster, she was protesting because the New York MTA was going to get more cops.
She decided that would be bad for black people.
And so she held up a little sign that said, oink going to monster, because you're a monster if you want more policing.
Coincidentally, we had the pandemic about a month later, two months later, and there was no police on the MTA.
She got her wish, and it was fucking disgusting.
Feces, urine, just floating up and down the subway.
The bums just took it over.
Anyway, let's go back to this mayor.
So he said, I won't abolish the police.
I do not support the phone.
Boo, you dump radicals.
You're not the most radical person basically in the world.
Like, what percentage of humans on earth want a major city like this to have zero police?
Look at that.
And then he goes home with his tail between his legs.
What the fuck is he wearing?
Are those sweatpants?
Look at that walk of shame.
Look at these pussy little brother leaders like Justin Trudeau.
Look at him.
Shame.
See, that's what shame.
Shame begets more shame.
When you wash feet and when you cry and when you lie down, you get more people laughing at you.
So skip the Breitbart thing.
I predicted this.
Listen to me.
Listen to Nostra Gavis.
I will tell you everything.
You know the salon apartheid I predicted?
It'll happen.
I promise you.
I predicted Trump.
I predicted all of this shit.
And I predicted this hyperbolic capitulation.
In 2015, I put up a tweet that said, I think it's in that article.
I said, white men are evil.
We need to be destroyed.
Take us down.
Now, the left had trouble getting it.
It was sort of like an early version of it's okay to be white.
And all the tweets are gone now because eventually they caught on.
But what I did was I took like a total exaggeration of our white guilt and said, we need to be killed.
In fact, I did a Miles video.
You could probably play some of that.
Where I said, I might kill myself.
And that in 2015 was funny.
In 2020, that's a documentary.
No, it's in that link, fuck nuts.
Oh, it's in that.
Yeah, do you have eyeballs?
Hey, everyone.
You know, I've been thinking a lot about culture and society and how backwards it is and how white people are the problem and how our history is the problem.
Today, America is obsessed with banning the Confederate flag, and that's a good thing because the Confederate flag means that black people are grandma.
That was only four years ago.
Five years ago.
Confederate flag will get you killed.
Should a Confederate flag t-shirt on in New York City?
To quote public enemy Farrakhan is a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.
Anyway, scroll ahead a little bit.
They can dig this up.
Oh, no.
in the video.
What is telling them to die?
Well, I've got some news for you, white America and white Canada.
When North America when they see the Canadian flights.
Forward.
The news here is gay in society cis white heteronormative males to photograph themselves lying face down to raise awareness.
And guess what?
The response has been super huge and super awesome.
There's this guy, this guy, this guy went on some stairs.
This guy is in a ball crying and he's got the American flag waving.
This guy, I think, might have a gerbil in his ass.
This guy's in the garbage.
This is my favorite one because he looks like a racist redneck and he's like, I'm garbage.
I'm in the recycling bin.
Yeah, that's where white society, that's where Western society belongs.
That's where Christians belong.
That's where soldiers belong.
Look at this guy.
He's a cop, and he knows that he totally sucks.
So that was a joke.
That was a cop being funny, right?
Now let's jump ahead to Breitbart.
Watch.
Police chief lies face down to appease Black Lives Matter protest.
This is my joke.
Come to life.
What in the Sam fucking hell is going on?
Why did you write this reality?
Why did you do that?
Go back to the first article that had Miles on it.
Yeah.
I just want to read below that.
Below it.
This fat black woman who wrote this article.
Encouraged by McInnis, some white men have been tweeting pictures of themselves, blah, blah, blah.
I feel slightly better owning a multiracial dog, but still feel bad about owning someone.
And in the middle of the street, I'm waiting for the semi-truck of social justice, injustice to end my privilege.
Now, scroll down.
But some of the tweets beyond offensive, including the ones...
But some are finding some of the tweets beyond offensive, including the ones that express white pride.
And the user who tweeted a picture of himself face down wearing a hooded jacket next to a drink and a bag of Skittles.
And then she doesn't come up with anything.
Go down.
This is the very end of the article.
It's such half-assed writing.
What's your conclusion, lady?
McInnis likes to court controversy.
The self-styled comedian reportedly tweeted that the Civil War was not about slavery and in 2013 went on an anti-feminist rant on Fox News's Hannity.
Where's your point?
Like, is this hate, she says?
Anyway, that retarded writing brings us to 2020 where a police chief lies face down.
Let me see what it says at the beginning.
Police chief Michael Shaw of the Webster, Massachusetts Police Department lay face down, not on your side.
Like I was trying to exaggerate the absurdity of your nose in the dirt.
Urging a Black Lives Matter protest on Sunday, the entire incident was filmed and posted to social media.
What a bunch of fucking losers.
Like, again, not one person, black or Antifa, sees a cop doing that and goes, cool.
You know what they see?
They go, ooh, we have some power.
We got a police chief to lie face down.
Let's keep doing this.
Let's keep pushing it.
Just like the Palestinians when they bulldoze the homes.
Oh, good.
Israelis have shown some weakness.
By the way, pause.
Pause the whole show.
I was thinking over the weekend.
I get called a hypocrite for being a libertarian who's pro-open borders.
I mean, pro-closed borders.
And I thought, I don't see the problem there.
I'm a libertarian within America, within people playing by the rules.
You know, if you're playing a game of soccer and other people can just run on the field and start kicking the ball, that's not the game anymore.
That's cheating.
So within, once we define the parameters of our society, then let the free market do basically everything.
But a global free market, no, that's globalism.
That's three quarters of the world are dying to come over here.
We don't have the room.
Sorry.
So that's not going to work.
Similarly, I think you can be a Zionist isolationist.
I am for Israel.
I don't want to fight its wars, but it's our ally, and it's a Western country in the middle of hell.
So we should help it, protect it, defend it, work with them.
It's great to have an ally in the middle of hell called the Middle East, but don't go fighting wars all over the Middle East on their behalf.
That's bullshit.
And I think a lot of Israelis would agree with me on that.
Here's an analogy.
South Africa is an ally of ours.
It's a Western country in the middle of hell.
We should be defending that.
We should have white farmer refugees.
We should be giving them aid.
We should be sending military down there to stop this ethnic genocide, ethnocide is going on in South Africa.
I feel the same way about South Africa as Israel.
I don't want to fight South Africa's wars.
I'm not going to help them take over Zimbabwe, or Tunisia or something.
That's their deal, which they would never do.
So you can have respect for a country without being its bitch.
But with the far right, they say if you don't hate Israel, you're its bitch.
You're cucking for shekels.
Speaking of bitches, look at these bitches on their knees.
Besides that guy.
Look at that guy.
Fuck you.
You're not doing your job as a cop if you get on your knees.
You're not doing your job as a man if you get on your knees.
And now the cops on their knees have made the guy not on his knees a target.
Right.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
Look, AJ Plus did a thing on my face down, and I don't think they got it.
Society.
You know, I've been thinking a lot about culture and society and how backwards it is and how white people are the problem.
this is on my side.
Don't just take down the Confederate flag.
Don't just take down the American flag.
Don't just take down the Canadian flag.
Take down this.
Like, are you making a commercial for my bit?
Twitter mostly called it, they said, Gavin McInnes has figured out a way to make planking more racist.
That's me funnying up their quotes.
Their quotes weren't very good.
You got in a bathtub in his own tears.
But they never said, like, the problem with this sarcasm is this.
White people need to die, okay?
You need to check your privilege.
You need to unpack your invisible backpack and shove it up your arm.
I'm part of this.
I'm actually considering killing myself as a political act.
What are you doing this for?
Miles is dumb?
They think your voice is different too?
They didn't notice that your voice was different.
You don't even get what you don't get.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had a profound parlor.
You should follow me on parlor, please.
It's really priceless, people.
I had another epiphany this weekend.
Lots of epiphanies this weekend.
Lots of bourbon.
I had a dream last night too that I had Coke.
You know what's funny?
If cops are running black people for sport, brave men from the community would band together and rise up to fight this obvious injustice.
They'd be strong, courageous, men, willing to die to protect the rest of us.
You know what kind of man I'm talking about?
Look at a cop.
Why do you think they sign up to be cops for the power?
Like the version, Fleckis was telling me, he was arguing with the liberal the other day, and they go, how many unarmed black men do you think police shoot every year?
And the guy goes, they always get mad, by the way, when you say this.
They always go, I don't fucking know.
Like it's an absurd thing.
And they say, I don't know, fucking 25,000?
No, nine.
Yeah.
Nine.
There might be 25,000 shootings in all of America in a year, maybe, maybe.
In history, not even close.
But yeah, it's nine.
And by the way, some people were confused when I said, out of 10,000 arrests, three black men are killed.
Out of 10,000 arrests, four white men are killed.
I'm talking about arrest calls for violent crime.
The Washington Post will pull in a cat in a tree and everything.
But you have to focus on the unarmed men in these violent situations in the hood.
That's where all of this is happening here.
It's not happening in a vacuum.
We have this version of like Gavin McInnes' lifestyle is the exact same as George Floyd.
But yet George Floyd died and Gavin's alive.
No, George Floyd was breaking into homes, did five years in prison, was on fentanyl, meth, got COVID, was running around with fake money.
He was a career criminal.
Now, if I was living that lifestyle, I would likely be dead too.
Fentanyl and meth, that's an upper and a downer.
That's what killed Chris Farley.
Did you see this?
What's this?
There are some good videos where you're like, oh, thank gosh.
Oh, they all leave?
Yeah, this is Louisville.
The mayor went to go talk to him and they said bye.
Have a good night.
I've been talking to some cops.
They're just like, I'm so frustrated with these young guys going out there trying to save the world.
Just quit.
Not literally quit, but they're like, just sit on your ass.
They don't want you in their neighborhood?
Don't go to their neighborhood.
It's dangerous.
There was a kid shot in New Rochelle over the weekend in just north of the Bronx.
And they get a call for erratic driving.
And so the cops come and they check out the car.
The car is driving all over the place.
So they pull it over.
The passenger goes, fuck, I have a gun.
Jumps out, starts running.
They go, stop, stop.
He keeps running.
They chase him.
No, they chase him with the car because he's running on the sidewalk.
And he falls.
The clip of his gun falls out.
He doesn't notice this.
Keeps running, gets up.
They get out of their car.
They tase him.
Ah, then they get close to him with the tase.
They start wrestling.
He pulls his gun up, aims it at the cop's face.
Click.
It doesn't go off.
The clip fell out.
Right.
So everyone in New Rochelle is pissed, but I think the cops should be pissed at that cop.
Like, you hear a call about erratic driving in the hood?
Okay.
Wish you nothing but the best.
You said you don't like me.
So, bye-bye.
The older cops are just sitting around saying, fine, you want the city to burn?
We'll let it burn.
But the young cops are going, this is what I signed up for.
Let's be heroes.
All right.
So I've been waiting to get to this.
If I was smarter and I had more time and I had a team of 14 people, we would parse through this and watch it about 10 times and find all the problems.
We're more off-the-cuff kind of brothers.
So I'm going to watch this with you the first time together.
By the way, just for the record, everyone is freaking out about this.
John Oliver is a fucking nerd, drama club kid who got beat up in high school.
And now he's finally got a haircut and a show.
And I still see this fucking horrible nerd.
And apparently at the end of this, he starts crying.
And I think, like, he lives in Midtown.
And the idea that this guy can relate to anyone in Flatbush or East New York or Washington Heights or Harlem or Bushwick or Bedstead, he's never been to those fucking places.
He doesn't know those people.
He's never spoken to a Puerto Rican.
He's never spoken to a Dominican.
He doesn't know the difference between Dominicans and Puerto Ricans and how they behave and what gangs They are.
He doesn't know what DDP is or Trinitarios or how many bloods there are in New York, how many crips there are, what their initiation is, where they live, what their lifestyle is, what eat your lunch means, which is cut someone's face, a random stranger's face.
Great way to get initiated into the bloods.
He doesn't understand the culture of fourth-generation welfare.
Imagine your grandfather had never had a job, nor your, I'm not going to say your dad because he's not around, nor your mom, nor your aunts and uncles.
It's just never happened.
He doesn't understand that culture.
Yet he's outraged at police brutality.
And I have another prediction, by the way, in this.
I bet we bring in Britain and like Canada and the cops are responsible as a global community now.
If you're a New York cop and a London cop punches a black guy, you're a racist.
And this is just as absurd as talking about firemen incompetence.
I don't know if that's a thing, but let's just say it is.
Imagine doing a video on firemen.
Over 9,000 people die every year because firemen fucked up.
Their incompetence is killing people.
We need to save lives and get these firemen trained again.
Here's a clip in West Yorkshire where a fireman was not paying attention.
Explosion went off and killed a woman and child.
Now here's a clip in Indianapolis where the fireman was so late, the fire was out by the time they arrived.
Two people died in that fire.
I'm just guessing.
I'm criticizing something I haven't seen yet.
Let's see if Nostra Gavis is correct.
And welcome to the show.
And look, we're going to do something a little bit different tonight.
Our whole show is actually going to be about one thing.
And you probably know what, and you probably know why.
Because all week long, protesters have continued to fill the streets in all 50 states in the wake of the horrific murder of George Floyd by the police.
And in response to those protests, which have been a stirring push...
We haven't, with the autopsy, said heart attack from fentanyl.
He could have had a heart attack from the confrontation.
He did not die of asphyxiation.
So murder is not a fact yet.
We have to go through the criminal proceedings.
That's what justice is.
When you say no justice, no peace, you're clearly part of the no justice world because you've already sentenced this man.
It's already murder.
We've done the trial on John Oliver's show.
Pushback against institutional racism and brutality.
It's been frankly sickening to see them met with this.
Across the country, peaceful protests have too often devolved into standoffs with heavily armed police using military style tactics.
Peaceful protests met with military and police.
Like half of these, he's just a male Karen, by the way.
Half of these Karens watching this shit are watching compiled clips.
I saw one clip where the guy from CNN was talking about how it's a mostly peaceful protest.
Behind him, a building was on fire.
What does mostly even mean?
Like, yes, out of 10 million people and 500 hours of protesting, only a fraction of that was burning buildings and looting and rioting.
That still means there's tons and tons of rioting.
Only one in four American Muslims between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
That's only one in four.
That ends up being a lot.
And when you extrapolate that to the rest of the Muslim world, which is more radical than American Muslims, it ends up being hundreds of millions of people.
So yes, John, it's possible that a little can be a lot.
A small percentage of a very big thing is a very large amount.
Flashbangs, tear gas, rubber bullets, helicopters, armored vehicles.
We're out here peacefully protesting, but they're armed like they're going to war.
Yeah, they are.
And look, if they are trying to convince the public they're not guilty of displaying excessive force, it's probably not a good idea to repeatedly display excessive force on national television, including in this city, where Mayor de Blasio praised them for their tremendous restraint, and Governor Cuomo threatened to send in the National Guard.
And I'll say that.
This fucking guy.
They are at war, and de Blasio had the police stand down.
He's letting them riot.
Excessive force?
You have to be part of the world to talk about excessive force, John.
You have to known a cop.
You have to have done a ride-along once in your life.
No one is allowed to talk about police on television if they have not done one fucking ride along or spoken to a cop.
You know that guy, that kangaroo guy, Atheism is Unstoppable?
He sounds very Canadian, but I don't think he is.
I like him, though.
I don't like atheism.
And he did a big video where he just had a cop explain what's going on.
John Oliver didn't do that.
John Oliver and his little team of beta male nerds just sit there Googling footage.
And you'll notice, by the way, the footage, I'm not going to a couple years close to get through this video.
Yeah, this video you should see.
My friend in the NYPD speaks about what's really happening in New York.
Like, if it's not excessive force, then New York City wouldn't be boarded up.
Why am I seeing so many buildings, so many cars, so many small businesses totally gutted if the police and the National Guard were using excessive force?
Isn't the damage you see proof that there was not excessive force, not enough force?
Are my lion eyes up to their old tricks again?
Johnny?
I was actually, I got to be frank.
John has a huge team of researchers and he seems like an intelligent person.
So I was actually kind of nervous that this would be perfect, but it's more shit that you've been seeing.
Look at Twitter.
It's always the exact same thing.
It's like the fist, the cop's fist is coming in.
That's the beginning of the clip.
And the guy's saying, I was just trying to deliver flowers to my grandma.
Fuck off.
Pound, pound, pound.
End of clip.
And they go, there they go again, as John Oliver just said, Displaying their hatred on national television.
You didn't see the bullshit that led up to that.
You didn't see him say to the cop, I'm going to kill your whole fucking family.
I know your wife's name is Beatrice.
I know who you are, Officer Denko.
You put my brother in jail.
You're not hearing them saying, fuck you, pig.
Like that old dude who got shoved backwards.
The SWAT team had said, we're clearing the area.
Everyone leave.
Everyone started leaving.
We're clearing the area.
There's a warning.
We'll now be proceeding forward, cleaning the area.
He walks into them.
Hey, man, what's going on with you fucking guys?
And the protocol in training is, if you're clearing an area, someone gets in your face, shove them.
What are they supposed to do?
Pick them up and carry him like Lois Lane?
Anyway, keep going with Johnny.
Recently said that I couldn't wait to go back to hating Andrew Cuomo again.
I didn't think the opportunity would come quite this soon.
And these protesters have received a great deal of support, with massive marches taking place all around the world.
And the protester's message has taken many forms, from chants to signs, to a man who called into an LA police commission meeting held over Zoom.
Now, he'd been given 30 seconds, which he used with maximum efficiency to deliver a message for police chief Michael Moore.
I find it disgusting that the LAPD is slaughtering peaceful protesters on the street.
I had two friends go to the protest in Beverly Hillson a couple of days ago, and the protest was peaceful, and so the police showed up with their excessive violent force, shooting rubber bullets and throwing tear gas.
Is this what you think of protecting and serving?
Because I think it's bullshit.
Fuck you, Michael Moore.
I refuse to call you an officer or a chief because you don't deserve those titles.
You are a disgrace.
Suck my dick and choke on it.
I yield my time.
Fuck you.
If the president is taking notes, that is what a perfect call looks like.
Holy vehicle and by the way, talk about a free society.
Can you imagine that in Venezuela or any of these bona fide police states?
That guy would be dead.
But we sit here in our free speech nation and you can tell our officials to choke on your cock.
And that's part of our dialogue.
So you're welcome for that, by the way.
But what the fuck is everyone talking about?
Excessive force?
The cities are burning to the ground.
There hasn't been enough force.
Not close to enough.
That's de Blasio's biggest criticism.
His daughter's getting arrested.
And now John Oliver's beef is at de Blasio is too nice?
What?
Keep going.
After he's finished unloading on that police chief, he yields his time, realizes he still has a couple of seconds left, so and throws in a bonus, fuck you.
Now, as for the president himself, he murdered to get excited about fucking bunker, later claiming he wasn't hiding, he was actually just inspecting it.
Then his attorney general had police gas protesters outside the White House so that Trump could have an inexplicable photo op at a nearby church.
This is another fucking thing that drives me nuts.
So there's protesters everywhere, all over DC.
Trump should take a photo op.
That's what presidents do.
You stand there with the Bible and you say, this is the Bible.
We stand by it.
We're a Christian country.
Everyone does that.
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton.
It's a thing.
And it says to America, we're still a Christian country.
We're still standing by our values.
We're still respecting the Constitution.
We're still respecting our Christian heritage, our Judeo-Christian heritage.
That's what that means.
And the fact that this church has been defaced, vandalized, they tried to burn it down.
We're standing by this church.
We're standing by you, America.
That's what it means.
Now, if protesters are in the way, can everyone please get out of the way?
This is the Minneapolis police.
The party's over.
Grab your stuff and go.
There won't be any hassle.
They don't leave, then you got to tear gas them.
But to morph that into, get out of the way.
I want to take a picture is just a remarkably naive view of the fucking riots.
The White House was attacked.
They did approach the gates.
They did have to get pushed back.
And Barr told them he wanted the whole perimeter cleared back one block.
It should be cleared back one block.
There were thousands of people in D.C. trying to kill the president.
Did you see, by the way, the mayor of D.C., she wrote Black Lives Matter in big yellow letters on the road?
And they have a picture of her sort of looking at it like, classic me.
Nailed it.
Hey, stupid bitch, mayor.
Cars go over roads.
Cars are dirty.
In maybe two weeks, you are going to have a filthy Black Lives Matter covered in dirt and puke and shit and garbage.
And you will have the reverse message sent to everyone who comes to DC.
This is why people stand on the flag and smush it and mush it into the ground.
Because to be on the ground, to be on the dirt is bad.
That's why police chiefs are currently sticking their faces face down in the dirt to say, I suck.
Being on the ground is shitty.
That's why we laugh at snakes.
They're losers.
So writing Black Lives Matter does look really cool, I'll admit, for one day.
And you're about to have your message desecrated for years.
Soon it's just going to be peeling up and there won't be the L and the K will be completely gone and there'll be like a dirty M where someone spilled paint off a truck.
Blah blah blah.
Remember, bothering.
Anyway, get back to this fucking cunt.
That's just a lie.
Ticket for his sandwich order that was just called.
He also, in church, while holding up a Bible like it's the ticket for his sandwich order that was just called, he also, in announcing job numbers on Friday, invoked George Floyd's name saying this was a great day for him, which is utterly fucking disgusting.
Why?
But we're actually not going to focus on that.
Why is that utterly disgusting?
He was talking about the job recovery rate.
And he was talking about how America shows that it's recovering from this horrible catastrophe, from all these riots, from all these devastation.
Do you think George Floyd wants it to keep getting worse?
More fires, more destruction?
No.
George Floyd probably wants things to be getting better.
So his brother says his blood brother says that.
Nobody cares what he says.
The way these people who don't know any black people talk about blacks is like they're monarchs or something and or gods.
And right now, you have to blaspheme them.
Like they're literally washing their feet.
The less blacks in your life, the more you cherish them.
I see blacks as human beings, as normal people.
The idea of me washing Larry Barnes' feet is absurd.
You know who doesn't get blamed but only praised for the things that they do instinctually?
Animals.
They never get like snakes or asshole.
You know, animals just get, well, they're, it's going to be a dog.
Pets.
Pets, yeah.
Can you groom my pet?
Wash its paws?
Focus on Trump tonight.
Nor are we, unlike some in cable news, going to dwell on the incidents of looting that occurred, except to say, if you've said the name Macy's more than you've said the name Breonna Taylor this week, you can very much fuck off.
Likewise, if you're asking why a spontaneous of the cops recorded of that incident, she was clearly looking to die by cop.
She was hysterical.
She was unmanageable.
She'd had a history of suicide attempts.
She was a complete mental patient.
This was not cops breaking into a random woman's home and shooting her for laughs.
Okay?
And by the way, I can fuck off for not mentioning Brianna Taylor.
How about all the cops who have been killed and stabbed, including by a Muslim terrorist who said Alua Akbar as he stabbed a cop in the neck, a Serbian radical Islamicist?
No mention of that.
No mention of Daoud, the retired cop, black cop who was murdered.
That didn't come out of this guy's mouth.
So I think the riots have taken 10 lives so far.
And nine unarmed men are killed in America every year, unarmed black men.
And usually about seven of those had it coming.
And two of those are questionable.
And when they're questionable, the cops are arrested.
Yes, Abner Luwima was sodomized.
Justin Volpe, the officer who did it, is still serving life in Florida.
Heinous decentralized protest can't control every one of its participants.
More than you are asking the same about a taxpayer-funded, heavily regimented paid workforce.
You can also, in the words of this generation's Robert Frost, suck my dick and choke on it.
Fuck you.
Instead, tonight, let's talk about what we should do over the course of this week.
Loot more?
I mean, nothing.
I never looted.
Me neither.
I didn't allude to it.
I've guarded stuff.
Yes.
I borrowed.
I have safe kept things in my own.
The studio is now a safe of sorts.
Right, yes.
A safe.
Where we borrow things.
And we will return them.
We'll almost definitely return them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You notice how he just glazes over the looters like it's nothing.
Meanwhile, cops are responsible.
A cop in New York is responsible for a cop's bad behavior in London, but at your riot, your looters are none of your beeswax.
But isn't he also saying he's like, you can't lump in the looters with all the protesters, just like you don't like we loot in the bad cops with all cops.
Okay, so that's the end of your video then.
Okay, bye.
Thanks for tuning in.
You know what?
We should do it crazy.
I've had enough of that fucker.
He's now going to start on the police.
Donald Trump.
Let's just parse through that slow.
It's because it's 40 minutes.
So let's just take little bites out of it during the course of this week.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We stopped at 320.
So that's bite one.
All right.
It's been a fuck of a with major since we looked at the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
You know, the censored Reddit, the Reddit that we have for censored TV, is it's like I'm John Oliver and I have my team of researchers.
I was sort of going through my notes for today and I realized I had so much to say that I'm not going to make a lot of notes.
I only really had two stories.
But basically every single story that they put up here, I'm like, yep, we should talk about that on the show, that on the show, that on the show.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Like there's a whole bunch of there, kids being brought to these things, kids being tortured, kids getting pepper sprayed.
If you bring your fucking kid to a rally, I want to fucking pepper spray you.
That wasn't very threatening.
Whoa.
What's that one?
That's terrible.
Fuck Madeline McCain, the white three-year-old who's kidnapped by pedophiles and whose case has never been solved.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's the other thing John Oliver was saying too.
They have messages of peace and love.
No, I've been seeing a lot of like, burn this motherfucker to the ground.
I hate white people.
He's panicking.
Fuck a three-year-old baby.
This is from Eric.
Gavin, son, interesting point on Twitter.
Does this defunding of police open the door for the privatization of police?
Thoughts?
Yes, of course it does.
And we're already seeing that.
Saks, Fifth Avenue, and Louis Vuitton, shortly after we had helped them out, now have their own private security.
They have men with German shepherds because having a gun permit is so difficult in New York.
And looters tend to be scared of dogs.
So are joggers, by the way.
And we also saw that with the MTA during the pandemic, the MIPD wasn't going down there.
So the MTA started hiring their own private security.
This is where my libertarianism gets weird.
Because I say we should have a police force.
And then more libertarian-y libertarians say to me, well, what's the matter with hiring private security?
And I go, I got to work on that one.
Like, what about the hood?
They wouldn't get private security.
Yeah, but they don't have public security now.
They've been verboten.
They're banned.
The Chicago PD is banned from the south side of Chicago.
Can you imagine solving a murder in the south side of Chicago?
Hi, I'm Officer Kadenko.
There were some shots that went out a few hours ago.
Did you see anything?
Well, yes, I did, Officer Kadenko.
I saw a black male who I've noticed from the ice cream store.
His name was Isaac Jackson, and he had a red sweatshirt on.
Yes, that's right, officer.
I saw him too.
He lives at 32 Cornway Place.
Okay, thank you, ma'am.
Go over there.
Hey, are you Isaac Jackson?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I am.
I'm going to run out the back.
No, we have someone around the back.
Oh, we caught you.
Woo-woo-woo.
Off to court.
We have all the evidence.
The jury is mad.
The jury isn't sympathetic, even though it's the same culture and they know him.
The jury is like, you killed a guy.
You're going to jail.
Bye.
Normal sentence.
Efficient justice.
Not fathomable.
So I would do what they are doing.
Just say, all right.
Sorry.
You get a 911 call.
Yo, so there was a drive-by.
They just killed two of my boys.
Oh, my God.
That's terrible.
Yeah, you coming down here?
No, I mean, I can talk on the phone.
I'm sending his hopes and prayers.
Bye-bye.
Hey, guys, sent you an email earlier about stuff fighting for racial justice.
Friend doesn't believe it's real.
How do we fight racial inequality when Brump already convinced everyone it's fake news?
And so he sent a discussion he's had with his friend.
He's been sending his conversations with his friend quite a bit.
Like we give a shit.
If you have a few windows free in your schedule, let me know, and I'll see if they match up with my times.
It's purely to raise awareness and erase injustice.
Not gay at all.
Dude, stop.
That cannot be real.
If it were fake news, I wish it were fake news, but it's on Ben Shapiro's site Daily Wire.
So are you ready to wash America's original sin off my feet or what?
And then he talks about this washing the feet of black organizers, which we already covered.
This is from Patrick Grizzy Dinesh talking about worms.
And we already discussed that.
I think that was private, actually.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that was at your fiesta.
Oh.
Oh, you can't fucking time code something, you piece of shit.
You fucking jerk.
So anyway, I think word has got to Dinesh that we like the way he says toad, because now he says, if I were to say I was a worm.
And he says it like, "I have to change it from doubt." He's not happy about it, but he's...
He spent like three hours with his voice coach.
No.
So you mean worm?
No, worm.
Worm.
And then finally he said worm, and his voice coach went.
It's like fucking Marcus Epstein when we told him, I know you were a brutal alcoholic, but when you tell people the story, you have to stop saying liquo because you can't pronounce your R's.
Say you drank a lot of booze.
Yeah.
Libations, something.
Okay, this is really fucking long.
We'll see how much we can handle.
G-Dog and Rye Bread.
After watching E.T. with you both, I concluded that Spielberg being a pedophile was inconclusive.
Yes, that is a fact.
Then I saw these facts on IMDb, including Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman being involved in production.
I'm convinced he is at least pedo-light.
Yeah, well, we brought up a lot of different possibilities, including one where he doesn't know that he's a pedophile and he doesn't realize that he spilt his, he laid out his cards in that movie.
Spielberg shot most of the film from the eye level of a child to further connect with E.T., i.e.
crotch shots galore.
Huh.
That explains the crotch shots.
Although, when you're a kid, like my son, my youngest boy, he's about at waist level.
He's not staring at men's crotch shots.
You could just look up.
Yeah, you look past him.
Right.
E.T. is over 10 million years old.
Steve Siemensmuger also stated E.T. was a plant-like creature and neither male nor female.
Having the kids rub E.T. and E.T. rub them back got a hell of a lot creepier.
Three, E.T.'s plants included some made from inflated condoms with polyester blooms.
No.
Okay.
Four, Corey Feldman was originally supposed to co-star, but his part was eliminated.
He was to be Elliot's buddy until Spielberg decided Elliot was better as a loner.
He offered him a role in another project as compensation in Gremlins.
How is that proof he's a pedophile?
Is that real?
Steven Spielberg asked Michael Jackson and Quincy Donston to contribute a song for the E.T. storybook album.
Spielberg was so pleased with their song, Someone in the Dark, that he asked them to make the entire album, which in spite of the size of the task, they agreed to do.
Okay, that's okay.
This is talk about circumstantial evidence.
The late Michael Jackson owned one of the E.T. puppets.
Sidebar, during the movie, you paused and brought up Michael Jackson's pedal story, Minute, blah, blah, blah.
Elliot tells Gertie that only kids can see E.T., so she will, yeah, we talked about that.
Divorce and absent fathers, we talked about that.
Don't tell me.
Working title for the film was A Boy's Life.
Interesting.
At one point in the film, Gertie's mother is reading Peter Pan to her in 1991, Spiegel film Hook.
Keys, crotchot, we talked about that.
Dude, come on.
We've talked about half of the shit in your fucking email.
The enter sign.
There's a frame where the kid's bending over and then behind him says enter.
Somebody snapshotted that and they're like, dude, you missed this.
And then also the fly.
I got to find that in my tweets.
I've been tweeting a lot.
Just look it up in Google.
I tried.
Yeah, no, it didn't come up.
No signs say enter.
I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They say stop, yield.
I'm going to put that sign at the beginning of my street.
Welcome.
Yeah.
Enter.
That should be all over.
We've run out of sign material.
And they said also the flowers.
Remember, they kept going back to the flowers represents fertility and chastity.
Chastity, you know.
Yeah.
Virginia.
And the flowers wilted.
I guess that's after Elliot got fucked up the butt.
So casually said.
We got it.
So there's three Proud Boys in prison right now, right?
There's Max.
Well, and there's four friends of the show in prison right now.
There's Mercedes Carrera, the porn star, who was framed as a pedophile.
There's Max Hare, who's serving four years for a 17-second fight with Antifa.
There is John Kinsman, who's going to start sending us pictures that we can auction off.
The auction's going very well.
We're going to continue with that auction.
We can put the links on the site.
John Kinsman, four years, exact same thing.
And then there's Tommy Christensen.
Trigger Tommy, we call him.
He was chased all over the country.
Antifa chased him out of San Francisco.
He eventually ended up in Chicago.
He's trying to start a new life.
Leave me the fuck alone.
They find him.
They beat him with pool cues at a pool hall.
14 staples in his head.
Eventually starts carrying around a knife.
He goes to see a punk show.
They see him there.
This guy's been on the run for years.
Been beaten up several times.
He gets them back in the fights.
The pool fight, he took a few guys out on the way down, but he definitely lost.
So he has a knife.
The mob corners him.
He pulls out his knife.
He goes, guys, just fuck, get back, get back.
They don't even hesitate.
If I see a knife, I go, all right, calm down, calm down.
I don't go, I'm invincible.
Doot, doot, do.
So they walk at him anyway.
He cuts two guys.
So he's got a much better sentence because Trump derangement syndrome wasn't full on back then.
But he's meant to be out, I believe, in November.
By the way, someone sent him a letter.
They must have got his address from the show.
If you don't have your return address, they won't give it to him.
So here he is sending a pink notice from the Illinois Department of Corrections and Jacksonville Correctional Center saying that no sender's name or address.
No thing.
But anyway, I thought there was an interesting letter from Tommy in prison.
Hey, Gavin, some rough news.
I had the opportunity to leave early and do the rest of my bit on house arrest, but was denied due to the nature of my offense.
You mean self-defense?
The nature.
That implies like he kidnapped a little girl or something, and he's a threat to society.
He defended himself.
His lawyer called me after he got the sentence and the guy said, I just got a vent for a second here.
This is not legal talk.
And then he just screamed about how fucking absurd this case was.
He's never seen anything like it.
They all say that.
When the corrections officers and Max and John's at Governor and Bear Hill here, they go, wait, what?
Like they're kind of celebrities in prison because it's...
So please send them anything.
Just a dumb paragraph, just a stupid meme.
It really is like Christmas in prison when you get anything.
Please take the time out to send them a stupid joke, cut out something from the newspaper, anything, just to help get past the time.
It means a lot to them.
It was almost a cruel and unusual punishment.
They had me sign the papers, accepting house arrest and everything, only to be denied by the state at the last second.
I also was denied up to six months of supplemental sentence credit due to the nature of my crime, even though I did not get charged with great bodily harm.
And then he says GBHLOL, because that's a punk band and we're both into punk and that's an inside joke.
And it was a class three crime, which is not that bad.
I got enrolled in a vocational class, which can earn me a few weeks off my sentence.
Hopefully some more classes will become available and I can get them done in a timely manner.
I only have about five months left.
Other bad news.
Antifa doxed a bunch of Chicago conservatives, including a good friend of mine who is a Chicago police officer.
They are going too far.
Apparently I mentioned in a Vice article too.
That just came out recently.
My girlfriend Karen is freaking out and thinks Prowl Boys is the reason I'm in here.
So I got to deal with that shit again, which is kind of true.
People will say too, like, you shouldn't have started Prowl Boys.
Look at all the people in prison.
That's like saying you shouldn't have criticized Mao, what's his name?
Kim Jong-un.
I told you not to criticize Kim Jong-un.
You should have kept your mouth shut.
You shouldn't have started a totally innocent men's club that defends Christians from attack.
You shouldn't have taken Antifa up on their offer to fight.
You should have just, when Antifa threatened you, you should have just sat there and let the bottles of piss bounce off you.
That's what people are saying when they say Proud Boys was a mistake.
It's like if you got arrested during the American Revolution and said, I told you to stay away from those patriots and stop blaspheming the king.
He's the king of England.
What are you doing?
I've been getting letters, support, and memes from some of your fans.
That's been cool.
Unfortunately, someone sent me a box of snacks from Amazon, which had to be destroyed.
I also got a letter today with no return address, so that was destroyed too.
I don't know who it was from or what it was.
They are getting more strict with what's allowed here.
I sent you another unauthorization form.
Remind your fans we can't get care packages and that I didn't get the last letter whoever sent it.
This is still prison.
By the way, a fun way if you're not a letter person and you're a millennial who just likes to be on their phone, I use JPay.
It's an app and it can do, you can buy stuff for their commissary, which I don't expect you to do, but that would be nice.
But you can also send email.
You just need their DIN number, which is also at the end of the show.
And you can just do it on your phone.
They charge you, but it's like fucking pennies.
Remind your fans we can't get careful, blah, blah, blah.
About to watch the SpaceX rocket launch in about an hour, which is pretty cool.
The free market still provides Exclamation Mark.
They also put the new Star Wars movie on the Prison Movie Channel.
It's probably lost SJWs, meaning like the movie's been ruined by SJWs, but I'm still excited to see it.
Not super likely, but hopefully I'll be out for Westfest.
I like you more than a friend.
Westfest is a Proud Boys party.
It happens every year.
Fucking shit.
Unbelievable.
All right.
Let's do one more, shall we?
Hi, this is an article from Sweden.
Scroll down to bottom for video.
The people in the clip speak English the whole time.
As an ethnic Swede who takes it upon himself to represent the whole Swedish nation and proclaims, we have not been good at taking care of you, meaning black people in Sweden.
Soon a fight breaks out between a man and a woman from the Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matters in Sweden?
Of course.
Jesus Christ.
My nice blood.
I'm a beautiful child.
I'm going to share something with you.
And I want to share with all of you guys.
It's not about you.
No, no, no.
Who are you?
Sit down and have a black person come.
I want to share something.
It's not about you.
Who are you?
Who are you?
I want to say something.
Who are you?
I am Ander Sankerson.
And I'm a Swedish man.
And I want to say as a representation of the Swedish people.
That we have failed to take you home.
We have failed.
We have done that.
We have failed.
And that's what I want to say.
We have failed.
ask you for forgiveness.
I want to ask you for forgiveness.
We have faith.
Say whatever you want.
No, we're not going to listen.
She's going to say what else she wants.
And the Jamaicans being reasonable.
He's like, no, no, no.
Hold on.
She's going to say whatever she wants.
Come out.
Shut the fuck up.
Not easy.
Not shut the fuck up.
Oh, that's a.
Oh, that's a black chick.
Oh, that's a white chick.
You just said, shut the fuck up.
No, no, no.
Shut the fuck up.
Not me.
Nasha.
Right there, the black head thing in the glasses.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
You see a vet falarca popped up again.
Why the fuck are they all speaking English?
I don't know.
Is this all for the cameras?
I guess so that way, if it goes to America, that it's all a show for America?
Is that what's really going on here?
I bet.
I mean, because they have it in Asia where there's no brutality against black people there.
Unbelievable.
We are going to be going and checking the rioting also again tonight.
We got into our building by hook and crook and by showing our lease, but we're still around.
And if anyone has any orders or any ideas, we're good for handbags, but we're...
Yes.
We're going to be checking out the off-whites, the Air Jordan off-whites.
Ryan at Censored TV, if you're interested in new footwear or anything you see here.
Well, not everything.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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