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June 5, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #50 - SILENT APARTHEID
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Yes.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
We've got an extra special episode.
I'm away at Lake George.
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Because New York is on fire.
New York became the movie Escape from New York this week while I was fishing.
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And I think in upstate New York, long ago, you know, there wasn't a 95, there wasn't a lot of highways.
If you wanted to go to this farm or that farm, you just so it's a blue-collar thing to have your own plane.
And I thought, what a weird era, because now it's only rich people and it always seemed to be crashing them.
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And I came back and as I was getting back to the dock, water really travels on a lake and I heard, don't come back.
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Lot going on.
Lot going on.
A lot of culpability here.
It didn't feel so bad that we were not reporting from this, because we're not InfoWars.
We're not...
No!
But, you know, you've got Tucker.
Tucker just did a thing recently.
I don't know if I put that in the notes, Ryan, where he broke down how many unarmed black men are killed a year.
And it's about nine unarmed black men, 19 unarmed white men.
That's what I figured.
And as far as per cap, because there's a lot more white people than blacks, it's usually about out of 10,000 arrests, four unarmed white men will die, three unarmed black men will die.
So you go, okay, so is this really a scourge?
Is this really genocide?
And then Tucker went through them all.
Shannaravit, Marcus McVeigh, Mazoa Scott, Ryan Twyman, and you're going through them.
And then there's Atiana Jefferson.
So it was 10 unarmed blacks.
There was nine that were male.
But Atiana Jefferson is a really bad case, right?
She was in her house.
She had her door open.
Her neighbors called her for a wellness check.
And they look through the screen.
They can see she has a gun.
They go, drop the gun, drop the gun.
Then they shoot her through the screen, kill her.
Now, if you see someone in their house with a gun, there's a house there.
So just stuck around the corner.
You're not on a street.
You know what I mean?
But, so that's an egregious case, worth the march.
But the cop's being charged for that.
And I noticed that too.
Remember, we talked about that Alicia Keys thing where she goes killed for having a traffic light.
She talked about Sandra Bland, and then you look it up and you go, oh, Sandra Bland was resisting arrest during the fight with the cop, and then she had a history of suicide, and she hanged herself in her cell.
It's not being murdered for having a traffic light out.
So obviously, if blacks were being hunted for sport by cops, I would be in the front of the line screaming.
But I'm not seeing the evidence.
I'm seeing a lot of short clips.
I'm seeing a lot of memes, a lot of Facebook posts.
But as far as actually digging in the evidence, I'm not seeing a lot.
Even with George Floyd looks egregious.
That cop fucked up.
What was he doing?
But then you look up the case and it's like, oh, he wasn't asphyxiated.
He had a heart attack.
He was on fentanyl.
He had COVID.
Career criminal.
He forced his way into a woman's home and then pushed a gun into her stomach, held her at gunpoint.
And you go, that doesn't mean he has to die.
He served his time.
And I'm a big believer of when you served your time, you're back in society.
But it's just so weird having these Karens out there saying, we're having a vigil where we're going to walk for George Floyd.
And I just think, I can't imagine like a white guy who broke into a woman's house, held her at gunpoint, pushed a gun into her belly, and then he gets killed by cops, assuming it's murder.
And all these housewives saying, we got to do this for Fred.
Do they know the story?
They clearly don't, but what?
Why are they so incurious?
That's the part I don't get.
And I also have noticed that, you know, there's a lot of Antifa bashing, which there should be a lot of Karen bashing, which there should be a lot of these white sycophant bashing, which there should be.
But we seem a little low on the bashing of the people that are.
I've seen U-Hauls drive into Walmarts.
I've seen cars drive into stores.
And they've been ripping off Rolexes.
I actually saw someone steal a forklift.
I saw a guy going down the street, hit a pallet on wheels, and he had a washer dryer.
Okay.
Cops stole some washer dryer.
They stole horses.
You saw that?
Police horse.
That's what I mean about us missing all these stories.
Like, are you not seeing enough?
Like, do you come to get off my lawn and go, finally I can turn on Walter Cronkite and see what's been happening in the news?
I mean, I've been looking at my phone so much that I just dream riots all night.
But I went into an abandoned farmer's field and sort of tried to summarize my views on the four, the three different groups riding and the four different groups that we're hearing from.
I do this dick.
It's like a particular kind of white person.
She's upper middle class, overeducated.
She has nannies doing all her work.
And so, see, I'm doing it now.
And she ends up being this sort of busybody who wants to fuck with people.
And they fuck with me all the time.
Proud boys get them fired.
You know, they want to do more than talk to the manager.
They want to wreck the life.
And they do a good job of it.
So black women don't really affect my life.
They don't try to get me fired or meddle with my children's lives.
You know what I mean?
But Karen's do.
And so does Antifa.
And again, I noticed there's a lot of criticism in this riots.
And they're going, Antifa, these stupid white kids, stay the fuck out of our things.
And white people are saying that too.
And I agree with them because Antifa are also my enemies.
But I'm not blind to the fact that there's a lack of culpability here with the black rioters.
And there's this vitriol when it comes to the whites involved.
And I am a part of that because most of my enemies are white.
Sorry.
Sorry, me.
Sorry, white.
But it's worth breaking down the different groups here.
Okay, there are, in this rioting, there are three main groups.
There's black people that are furious because they see from the media and from skewed statistics, they see police as racist, brutal racist, police brutality, these brutal races that are beating them up for no good reason, killing them and getting away with it.
So to punish them, there's degrees and the simplest is non-violent protest, right?
No one has a problem with that.
But then the other end of the spectrum is, I'm going to trash Wendy's Walmart.
I don't give a shit.
Me or even black-owned businesses.
I'm pissed off.
Fuck the world.
Okay?
I'm not going to get into the semantics of which one is right and what are police doing.
That's a whole other video.
But that should be really analyze the data.
How many cops are shot?
What were their circumstances?
All that.
I'll be doing that too.
Group two are white kids who kind of hate that they didn't grow up with like a civil rights movement.
They were never freedom riders.
They want some justice and they hear about it.
Their teachers talk about the revolution all the time, but they never get to experience it.
So they want to be part of this.
They also really want black friends.
And they see black people and they see how cool they are.
And it's hard to deny black people are generally cool.
When you look at the definition of cool, you know, music and fashion and stuff, they tend to be disproportionately represented in the cool community.
And white kids, they pine for that.
So there's these white kids following around the black kids.
And again, I'm doing the anti-white thing that white people are so comfortable doing.
They're following them around like puppy dogs.
Hey, how's it going?
Yo, what's up, dog?
It's sort of like in the movie Gran Torino where Clinice Wood says to his son, it's not his son in the movie, but that the actor is his son.
He says, these aren't your boys.
They're not your friends.
Or that video going around of them waving at Black Lives Matter and getting a brick through their window as they yell, we're on your side.
So that's group two.
Group three are these Antifa kids who hate capitalism.
They hate America.
They want to destroy it.
And something fishy is going on with these stupid kids because that's an idiotic belief.
But they seem to be getting a lot of support from lawyers, even judges.
Cases thrown out.
The BRIC thing is really confusing.
That's looking like it's a globalist funding type of thing that gets Antifa in there.
And then now there's a conflict with Antifa and BLM because they're going, you're turning our things violent.
So those are the three groups.
There's sort of a fourth group of suburban Karens who want to get involved in all this, but they just have a little rally in their suburb.
They're sort of the same group as the white sycophants, group two, but they're not part of the riot, so I'm not including them in this list.
But isn't it funny how out of those groups, group one, who has that thing all the way on the end of the spectrum where they're knocking down Walmarts or whatever and looting TVs, is not getting a lot of criticism.
We seem to be reserving it for the other groups.
The Antifa, the Karens, and the Aslikers.
And I hate those groups as much as the next guy.
But I'm not blind.
and i can see that we are focusing on one while ignoring the other How are we doing for time?
We are at 15 minutes.
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Shoot, I had a funny story that I spaced on.
Isn't that unfortunate?
One of my favorite groups, you still got me there?
Yes.
I see the get off my lawn live thing.
Oh, we're back.
One of my favorite groups, and Ryan, I'm jumping way ahead here, 7A, 8A, 9A, and 11A, are these people, I guess they go in the wannabe category, although one of them is black, where they say, yeah, burn it down!
It reminds me of the Dead Kennedy song, Tomorrow You're Homeless.
Tonight It's a Blast.
And all these people that say, yeah, I love it.
And I have a theory about this.
I think there's too much movies, too many movies.
No, that's not it.
That's 6A.
I think there's too many movies in American culture.
And I think Americans are starting to believe that what they see in movies is real.
Yeah, that's 7A.
And the movies portray racist cops.
They portray America as a horrible, evil shithole where women are human garbage.
And they show you movies like Hidden Figures that say black woman put man on the moon or The Help where they say black woman race does.
And so they start believing it.
And that, when you're in a sort of a fiction culture, because let's be frank, Americans are not known for their book reading.
I'm sorry if you take offense to that, but I've lived all over the world and I'm seeing that books aren't a thing.
In fact, reading here in America is seen as kind of like, ooh, la dida.
But in Australia, Canada, Britain, I don't know, the weather's maybe not as good as America.
So you end up in Sideline, you get bored of TV.
And maybe it's a Gen X thing and I'm pre-internet.
So that's what we would do.
But I think that when you have a movie culture, then when you see a Facebook meme or you see a quick video or you hear a rumor, you go, yeah, let's run with it.
It's like a fiction culture.
Because I've noticed when I talk to people, I go, did you know he had his gun in a woman's stomach?
And they go, I haven't heard that, but that doesn't matter.
You go, okay, well, why didn't you look it up?
Like, did you hear he was on Fenton Hill?
I don't know.
Or that you'll see a poster.
It'll be like Ahmed Arbry, this other woman, I forget her name, Johnson.
And then, of course, George Floyd.
And you go, okay, I just told you about George.
I don't want to disparage the dead, but Aubrey, Ahmed Arbree was not jogging.
He had work boots on.
You don't jog in your work boots 50 miles from your house.
He was a career criminal.
He was scoping at a construction site.
That doesn't mean he deserved to die, but there's plenty of evidence that he was yanking at the gun and it went off.
And that's the other weird thing, too.
Everyone's like, no justice, no peace.
How fast do you want justice?
Instantaneously?
That's only in the movies.
That's only Death Wish and Dirty Harry, which, by the way, I saw last night.
And whoa!
You've got to watch Dirty Harry in the context of these times.
I saw Dirty Harry and World War Z. Dirty Harry is a cop who ain't into red tape.
And there's a bunch of bank robbers, all black, and he shoots them all.
And then you go, oh, he's a racist.
And then the next scene, he's with a black surgeon because he got shot in the knee.
Okay, so they're clearing that up.
But then later, he gets a Hispanic partner, and the Hispanic goes, you got a problem with me?
And then Dirty Harry's, you know, I don't know, sergeant goes, he hates everyone.
The Mexicans, the Spics, the Mix.
He says the N-word in a movie.
And that's just part of the flow of the 70s, I guess.
And then I watch, and I just think, what a strange exposition to watch.
These riots in the streets, this depiction of these evil cops who don't ask questions and just kill everyone.
And then to see one in a movie, and you're like, they think this is Dirty Harry.
It's just an incompetent cop, and it's not a pattern.
Oh, my God.
It's not indicative of racism.
Look up the names of the people involved.
Look up the Sandra Blannons and the Eric Gardners and the Freddie Grays.
Get the whole story, which was what was so great about Tucker going through those nine unarmed black men in 2019, our most recent data.
And by the way, it was much worse in 2015 when Obama was in charge.
I think that was 32 unarmed black men that were shot.
But anyway, World War Z. You're watching and you're like, and I watched it with the older kids, not the youngest kid, because first of all, it's fucking zombies and they're scary and they can run really fast.
Like as far as humans go, they're saying bolt.
They're the top of human ability.
I got to watch my batteries here because I'm not plugged in.
Ooh, we're down to 42, boys.
Are we still there?
Yeah.
So I'm watching it and it's this pandemic that gets out of control and, you know, you know the story, right?
That's running zombies and they can go over the wall in Israel because they just keep climbing over each other like cockroaches.
And then at the end of the film, guess who saves the day?
Oh, the World Health Organization.
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much for your wisdom.
Which African dictator did you hire to do Chinese propaganda for your witch?
How many lies did you tell to hide this particular zombie epidemic?
So again, in the context of the time.
But that's sort of what's going on with this event.
We're never going to be the same.
This is more than 9-11.
This is, although the deaths were much more serious, but this is going to be pre-2020, post-2020.
And I thought the pandemic was the biggest thing, but this is much bigger as far as like telling your grandchildren.
And by the way, if any of these wannabe whites are telling their grandchildren that they fought for justice, just like the Freedom Riders, if I'm a ghost, right?
And I'm stealing this from Carl Pokenton, who said he wanted to be a superhero called Bullshit Man.
If I'm a ghost, I want to fly there and just sort of manifest and go, no, that's not exactly what was going on.
Your grandma was not a hero, okay?
She was jumping in on a riot that started with a noble cause and became perverted by assholes with an agenda.
It was not pretty.
And your grandmother's a bitch.
And I feel like a ghost.
You'd say, crazy Gavin thinks he's a ghost.
What if you were a ghost and people didn't believe you?
Because your particular manifestation was not translucent.
You were just like this and you're like, I'm a ghost.
And then people could touch you and they'd be like, you're not a ghost.
You'd be like, I know you can touch me and I'm opaque, but I promise you I'm dead.
That's why ghosts are translucent.
To prove that they're ghosts.
So they can like put a knife in their head and go, see, hey, I'm dead.
Anyway, sorry.
I'm not turning.
Tell me when it gets close to 9.30.
But within the Wannabe Whites, there's this group of, actually, these might be totally different categories.
So let's abandon the categories for a sec.
It's this 7A, the throw of the rocks at cars, is perfect, though.
Everyone's seen it.
I don't have the clip on me, but before you show it, Ryan, everyone's seen the one where they go, they're throwing rocks at cars, and then they, sorry, I'm looking at this on my phone and I'm getting texts.
Protesters can stay up past CureFU if peaceful, but need to, blah, blah, blah.
Please don't send me texts right now.
They're throwing rocks at cars.
Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
The viral video that's going nuts is they go, hey, to these, I don't know, Black Lives Matter and Antifa, whatever.
Hey, from their room.
You've seen it a million times.
It went viral.
And it's probably the most perfect video.
Like, what's his name?
Charlton Buddingsworth, Donald Glover, Chocolate Whisperer.
What's his name again?
Chocolate Whisperer.
What's his name?
The kid, the great rapper, who's also in the office.
Oh, this is America.
He's in community.
Fuck out.
Yeah.
This is the weird thing with doing this show.
Names fall out of your head.
Donald Glover, but his name is...
Yes, that is it.
Savion Glover.
Crispion Xavier.
Chocolate.
Is it racist that I keep thinking chocolate?
What the hell is his name?
People are screaming right now with the TV.
I'm getting it.
Childish Gambino.
Childish Gambino.
Chocolate Gambino.
Not even the same hemisphere.
So anyway, he has this is America.
And he points a gun at Trayvon Martin's dad's head, implying that we want to kill Trayvon Martin's dad, who we've all seen the documentary about Trayvon Martin, and it was not what it seemed, and his father was not as present as he said he was, and he had a Crips tattoo he covered up with hands praying.
And he may very well have led to Trayvon's proclivity for gang culture.
But anyway, that's not America.
But this is America in a nutshell.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm your friend.
I'm down.
And then, what the fuck?
We're on your side.
We're on your side.
Let's sum up the country.
No, I shouldn't say that.
It sums up the left.
Sums up liberal whites in America.
It sums up the New York Times.
Anyway, this is another great example of that 7A.
It started to take so long to introduce her.
Go call the police.
Somebody call the police.
What?
You want to go to the cinema box?
Yes.
What?
Who was that?
You want to go to the cinema box?
Go call the police.
Somebody call the.
Is he a time-traveling redneck?
What the fuck was in his hand?
Is that what rednecks use in the year 2037?
A Zykron?
He had his hand on it.
It had a thing here.
Then it had two other spikes.
It's it for killing orcs.
The fuck was that thing for?
What do you want to do to that kid?
Like, if, say, a kid throws a rock at your car and you totally lost your temper, you might like bonk him in the head with a baseball bat, not too hard.
Or like, I don't know, fucking worst, craziest thing, like stab him with a small knife.
But that thing is going to rip out all your entrails, shatter your rib cage.
It's for murdering bears.
It's a little intense, dude.
Jeez, Louise, who knew?
Who knew knives were a thing in the past?
Look at that thing.
Does that go into your soul and remove it?
Holy crap.
Anyway, so that's two great ones.
We would have made this a green screen if we were allowed to go to the studio that we rent from someone.
So it's essentially our temporary property.
And we may not go to it because a cop in Minneapolis used excessive force and the man died.
There's also protests in New Zealand, in Vancouver, Canada, and in Paris.
Hundreds of cities are on fire because of this incident.
Because of George Floyd, the man who sunk his gun into a woman's stomach.
And again, you did the crime, you did the time, I don't have a problem with that.
I just can't imagine another scenario where this is possible.
Like where someone was getting killed at the same rate as the other people in the country.
Every 10,000 blacks arrested, three are killed.
Every 10,000 whites arrested, four are killed.
So that's the pattern.
Yet the entire globe is freaking the fuck out.
Something else is going on here.
This is more about us and them.
It's really a war of narratives.
We're in a civil war of narratives.
And there's the oppressor-oppressed narrative, and then there's the libertarian.
It's 2020, it's up to you where you are narrative.
Now, you know where I stand.
I'm in the latter group.
People want to be left alone.
People won't leave them the fuck alone.
But I'm not God.
I could be wrong.
But for the other side of the argument to cause a global civil war, I never seen that with an argument before.
With Miller-Light, there's taste great and less filling.
Those are the two main arguments.
Less filling is not destroying the world.
And I have a, all jokes aside, I have a serious prediction here.
I hereby predict we are going to acquiesce, like a glass of Jared Holt milk, we're going to acquiesce into a silent apartheid.
That is the future of America.
Maybe other countries, maybe the entire West, but definitely America.
What you're going to see is Soweto, Sun City, but it won't be publicized.
So we're going to have brutal segregation.
There's going to be gated communities with whites.
They're going to live in the suburbs.
They're going to live rural.
They're going to hand over the cities to ethnic minorities.
And they're going to virtue signal so they don't get the stigma of apartheid.
And they're going to say, we want to have a march in our suburb.
We want to help.
They'll wear a Black Lives Matter shirt.
They'll have a Black Lives Matter sign on their lawn.
They would never go near those communities.
And if anyone was to sort of rezone the schools, rezone the schools and include a nearby black neighborhood, oh my God, apoplectic.
They're going to stop virtue signaling real fast, real fast.
The second they see blacks go to their beach or their park, they have a fit and it's chained up.
They like blacks in theory, but not in practice.
And that's the North.
In the South, they like blacks in practice, but not in theory.
That sums up America.
But the former, the Northern thing, is going to become the norm.
And we've kind of seen this already, obviously in Detroit, but also in Baltimore and Philadelphia.
Like Philadelphia, Philadelphians don't live in Philly anymore.
It's gone.
It's been handed over.
And I'm not saying it's been handed over to blacks.
It's been handed over to lower class, low-income blacks, low-income Hispanics.
And the problem there is that those groups tend not to like each other.
As we've seen in Southern California, you know, Cinco DiMayo at a school that's half Hispanic and half black is a fucking warism.
And I think White America after this is like, I don't, I'm, I don't, I'm out.
I'm out.
I honestly believe this.
I think just like after Martin Luther King was assassinated in 1968, White America said, I'm in.
I'm in.
What are we going to do here?
Let's work on this.
Can we do busing?
What should we do?
Lunches?
I want to get involved.
Now, it's agree to disagree.
And I'm not saying I advocate this, by the way.
I don't like this.
I've been living in a city from 1988 till three years ago.
I like the chaos.
I like the differences.
But I don't represent the norm.
And the norm is going to be, I'm out.
I'm out.
You don't like me.
I don't like you, but I'm going to pretend that we're friends.
I'm just going to stay very far away.
That is my prediction.
And I'll be proven right if LA and New York become Baltimore, Detroit, Philadelphia.
All right.
Anyway, sorry.
Long tangents here.
It's probably time for another read, right?
Yep.
I just realized, Ryan, you can text me, and I see it.
Yes.
Before we do the read, let's finish this strange group of people who get what they wish for.
Now, here's a new group that I hadn't included in my part of the riots, probably because they're getting so dissonance, sadly.
Like, the Karens are not involved in the riots, so I didn't include them in that group of three.
But there's also woke corporations.
They're tangentially involved in all this, but I don't know if I'd include them.
Do you have the Ben and Jerry's picture I sent you?
It's just, it's as perfect as the previous one.
The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy.
I don't believe that.
But the latter anyway.
And it's like a Ben and Jerry's.
So the guy who wrote that, that rep, when they see their Ben and Jerry's trash, do they go, you know what?
Good.
Good.
We had it coming.
Is that them doing their part, having their store vandalized?
Is that them helping out?
Does anyone appreciate that?
Any black person?
Like, say Ben and Jerry's went, we saw their store was vandalized and we get it and we think it's awesome.
Is there one human black person on the planet who goes, thanks, Ben and Jerry's.
Appreciate it.
Absolutely.
Yes, there's one.
There's one.
Sherrod Smalls.
No.
Oh, yes.
What's he saying?
He posted it on his Instagram.
He was like, it's about time or Ben and Jerry's woke or something positive and not ironic.
No, no, you're missing Sherrod's point.
Gerard was saying what I'm saying, where they enjoy seeing woke capitalists get vandalized.
I was going a step beyond that and saying, what if Ben and Jerry saw that, the vandalism, and said, good, I'm glad we're vandalized.
No black person would appreciate it.
It's sort of like that joke.
Remember we were talking about guys who, because usually white people like white porn, black people like black porn.
But then what if you're a white dude who watches black dudes ask white girls and you were proud of it and you went up to a black guy like, hey man, how's it going?
Whenever I watch porn, it's black dudes and white chicks.
thought you might want to know.
All right, it's hard to know if you're being funny when there's no laughter.
9A.
Now, this is a black dude.
So I'm not sure if he'd go in category one or category two.
I think he's kind of more of a category two.
He's like a white dude, even though he's black.
Burn that shit down.
Burn it all down.
What a photo.
And then they just attacked our sister community down the street.
It's a gated community.
They tried to climb the gates.
They had to beat them back.
Then destroyed it.
I'm reading this through a bunch of filters.
Then destroyed Starbucks and are now in front of my building.
Get these animals the fuck out of my neighborhood.
Go back to where you live.
We already talked about this, but isn't it crazy the whole Proud Boys angle too?
Proud boys are doing it.
White supremacists.
But they're Antifa.
Dressed as Antifa.
What the fuck?
And I noticed there was a guy who got fired.
Well, I won't get to that, but I will after I'm done these lists.
There's a guy who got fired for being a Proud Boy, and I realized Proud Boys become an adjective.
Like Nazi.
A Nazi used to be a member of the National Socialist Party.
Then even in America, they had Nazis.
And about three years ago, it meant like anti-Semite.
But it's sort of like within the past year, it just means jerk.
Same with fascist.
I would say Obama is a fascist.
I see fascist as an economic model where you have a czar of energy, a czar of education, and you appoint these sort of these mini-tyrants and the dictator controls the economy.
That's fascism to me.
I think Obama was a fascist in many ways.
But no, now it just means I don't really fall for academia and all this Facebook claptrap about how America is white supremacy.
If you don't think that America is a white supremacist nation, you're a fascist.
Welcome to Mussolini Town.
So the last one, 11 A, progressive editor.
She pushes for more revolution.
She's in a tiny little progressive zine almost, sort of like the Village Voice, I think, in North Carolina called Indie Week.
And she demands that we burn it down, just like this previous guy, Chris Martin Balmer.
And what happens?
They destroy her office.
It's like CNN.
CNN has spent so much time.
That wasn't very graphic, by the way.
Have the tweets been deleted?
Hey?
Huh?
Hey?
Can you hear me?
Let me see.
I think they write them out here.
Okay.
The crowd is extremely peaceful.
Oh, here's the pic.
And they're keeping their distance.
Oh, that's cool.
Good reporting, Indie Week.
There you go.
There you go.
Look, it's a peaceful protest.
God, watching CNN say it's a peaceful protest, literally in front of a fire.
In front of a burning building, they go, this is largely peaceful.
You go, dude, do you have reverse on your rascal?
Like, look behind you.
Seeing CNN burn like that, too, was great.
And seeing CNN vandalized was beautiful.
Especially after so much antifaz kissing.
Is that it?
There's an update.
I'm devastated.
We're a progressive newspaper.
We're on your side.
I support you.
Last night I was inside when the first brick was thrown.
By the way, side note, bricks are a real mystery, huh?
The narrative on my side of the fence is that it's Soros planting bricks to encourage more violence.
That does not absolve the black people from looting and destroying buildings.
Nothing does.
Sorry.
I don't, I can't justify that.
The looting.
I obviously support the marches.
I'm a free speech dude, but there's no justification for the looting.
And yes, Antifa did egg them on.
You can't egg me on.
It's sort of like that whole they flooded the hood with crack, which, by the way, is a misconception that built on freeway Rick Ross and the Nicaraguan freedom fighters and Ronald Reagan allowing Coke money to go to fighting Nicaragua and California getting flooded with Coke in the process.
I'll do a whole video on that.
But the whole like flood the hood with crack, you can flood my hood with whatever you want.
I can go to a restaurant, there could be a bowl of crack on the car.
And I'm like, no, thank you.
I don't want to do that.
No matter what something is flooded with or no matter who's egging you on, you are ultimately culpable for your own actions.
But that being said, the bricks are freaking me out, as we say in Scotland.
Freaking me oot.
Maybe I'm being as impulsive as everyone else and I'm just looking at Facebook memes and pictures, but there's been a lot of examples and it's very curious.
And obviously my first instinct is it's Soros and Open Society doing it.
But isn't that easy to catch?
This kind of goes back to what I was saying the other week about how cops can't do anything anymore.
Like right now they're obviously too busy dealing with riots, but I don't know.
Where's the detective checking when that pallet was placed there and looking up the license plate?
I saw a pic the other day of a plateless van dropping them off.
You can trace a van anywhere in New York anyway.
You bonk someone in the head in New York and run away.
They'll be like you running down 34th, then taking a left on fucking 12th, and then running down Broadway.
All right.
So that's our funny segment called Burn It Down, 08, Not Me.
And if we weren't locked out of our offices from looting, that could have been framed in a much more green screen-y, fun way.
But we're about to go behind the paywall now.
And we're going to celebrate with some nudity.
But before we go behind the paywall, I'm not taking calls, obviously, Today.
I don't know how to do that on my phone.
Did you hear that sentence?
A phone, yeah, yeah.
I know how to take pictures.
This is 2020.
I obviously can't take calls on this.
It's a phone, dummy.
What do you think?
Some kind of phone?
So obviously we had two winners that were going to get a loot crate, Hatchy Socks, and a bonus package from Johnny Appleseed.
But we can't do it.
So we'll do four winners next week.
Sorry to break your heart, folks.
Can't do calls.
I don't know if you noticed, but the world is on fire.
All right.
You can show those things, Ryan.
And then I think we should...
Oh, I'm using it to hold up the phone.
We should jump ahead to more links.
But, yeah, so why don't you go ahead and show the documentary I did on waterfalls, and then we'll get back to talking about the riots.
Are we ditching the...
So I'm going to say get fired, get in trouble.
Yeah.
Not that much trouble.
Get in trouble?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And never stop fighting.
That one don't fucking this pencil to prop things up, but I have to.
Here's it too.
Yes, that was a fart.
You caught me.
By the way, another thing everyone's talking about, and pardon es moi if this is a trope, but what about COVID?
I know you've all discussed this, but here's a fact.
The governor, everyone else, everyone but the president was telling me and you that if we don't practice social distancing and stay in our homes, we're going to all die.
And nurses were calling it killing granny.
Do you want to kill Granny?
Is this...
You want to kill granny?
Don't kill granny.
Don't kill granny.
And then all of a sudden, there's a mob of people, thousands.
Let's not even get into the raping, pillaging, and destroying.
And the nurses, those same nurses, literally same nurses, are saying, we support you.
This is great.
Use your voice.
Get out there.
So there's one of two options here.
Either you were lying or we're all going to die.
And if there isn't a massive surge in COVID, then you were lying.
To me, that logic seems inescapable.
But is it inescapable to everyone else?
I don't think so.
I don't think so because they just rewrite the story.
I've used this analogy a million times.
It's like these doomsday cults where they say the whole world's going to end on October 3rd, then the world doesn't end, and then they go, sorry, October 3rd next year.
And you go, oh, for fuck's sakes.
Yeah, we've also noticed total silence on cops getting shot.
We had two cops, retired police captain David Dorn was killed trying to stop looters.
And the footage, I don't want to show it, of him being killed and lying there bleeding.
And this is a guy who was retired.
So he spent 20 years serving his community, a black cop.
I think there's been six blacks killed so far in the riding.
But this guy served his community for 20 years, and there he is, literally lying in a pool of blood because we're fighting racism.
You just think, what a fucking mess.
NYPD stabbed, actually, just, I think, today or last night.
They shot the guy.
I think he's in critical condition.
But stabbed a cop, three cops, one in the neck.
And why?
Because you're killing us.
No, but we're not killing you.
New York police are not killing you.
And I'm sorry to go back to the sort of heroes thing, but Trayvon Martin, six foot two, starts pounding George Zimmerman, smashing his head against the pavement, had been bragging about his gangster lifestyle for a long ass time.
And then during the kerfuffle, his shirt rides up.
The gun is there.
George Zimmerman pulls it out, shoots him.
George Zimmerman has been beaten up.
I don't want Trayvon to die, by the way.
I'm not saying he had it coming.
But this isn't like a little boy just going to get Skittles.
But the media portrays it that way.
And I don't blame people for getting mad when you hear that.
I have two little boys.
Hearing anything like that is a nightmare.
Of course, you're shocked, but you get a little dubious after a while.
And you start going, I'm going to look this up.
And then you look it up and you go, oh, that's not the story at all.
Or George Floyd or all these other people where they show pictures of them in a bow tie and looking cute at graduation and, you know, hands up.
People are, there's like hordes of white people, maybe 200, on their knees with their hands up.
And they're on their knees to say, please platality is out of control and I'm sorry.
And then they have their hands up to talk about Mike Brown.
Mike Brown didn't have his hands up.
So I've given you examples of bona fide victims of racism, Craig James Anderson, a real victim of racism.
But the heroes you're choosing, and speaking of heroes, we've had an NYPD suicide a month this year.
Zero fucking coverage.
Sometimes when one of them blows their heads off at the precinct, it's in the local news, but no conclusive, besides what I did, no conclusive summary of all this.
And to get back to choosing heroes, those are pretty good heroes.
All right.
So yeah, I mentioned this A little earlier, 1A.
So, this guy, they're really cracking down on proud boys now.
And I think it's because people say there's a fear of blacks in this country, but there isn't really, there's a fear of racism.
And so, people see the looting, they see the chaos, and they go, uh-oh, I'm scared that there's going to be more racism, and there's going to be white people shooting black people.
I wouldn't worry about that.
So, there's a big focus on proud boys.
And this poor bastard, well, that's the trollster gloating because he got him.
So, his name, he was just guarding his house, right?
And he, I guess I didn't give you the proper link.
That was someone gloating about getting him fired.
But he works for Dick Wolf, some law and order SBU thing, and he's a showrunner.
It's a hard job.
It's kind of, you know, LA people, everyone in LA is a pussy, but they're sort of tough guys.
Audrey Yap.
And so he's the tough guy within the pussy world, kind of like me, actually.
And he pictures himself in front of his house holding a gun.
Maybe that might be down at your school.
And he says, I'm going to protect my house.
So then that troll, that's it.
There you go.
So then this troll goes, finds Dick Wolf, whatever, says he's a proud boy.
He isn't.
But again, proud boy is becoming an adjective now.
It just means someone who isn't on the BLM bandwagon and doesn't feel terrible about America.
I'm not exaggerating.
I really think that's what Nazi fascist and proud boy have become.
It's you're not listening to my narrative.
You don't support what I'm saying.
Even if you're dubious of it, I think you're a quote-unquote proud boy.
Anyway, he's fired now.
Done, canceled.
That's his life over.
He's never going to work again, by the way.
Oh, you're the racist guy?
Yeah, no.
Timothy Gordon.
Also, he was, I didn't include that link, I don't think.
He's worked at a Catholic school.
And he said, I'm sorry, I'm looking at all this.
I don't support BLM.
Fired from a Catholic school.
Ruin.
Six kids down the drain because he doesn't support a group.
What if he don't support Antifa?
Like, he's not saying, I don't support black people.
He's saying I don't support Antifa.
And then Michelle Malkin.
Now, there's been a bit of...
Yeah, there he is.
He's a very, very, very Catholic dude.
He's like the most Catholic person I've ever read.
But here's the thing.
So there's been some confusion about this.
I'm jumping over to 12A now, Rye guy.
Michelle Malkin, she got a warning for saying looters should be shot.
And then she ignored the warning and doubled down and she said, we warned you about all this.
Stop internalizing lies.
Who are criminals?
Who are the heroes?
Who are the makers and keepers?
I'm adding the article the in there.
Who are the makers and keepers of peace?
Who are sowers and reapers of hate?
Those who defend law and order like proud boys, rooftop Koreans, and fishtown men did when no one else would.
Stand on their feet.
Get up off your knees.
I've never heard of Fishtown Men.
Have you?
No.
I think they're guys that eat a lot of pussy.
But anyway, she did that second one, and whoa.
And then, boom, suspended.
Oh, there's the guys in Philly there.
The armed little enclave of dudes?
Armed little, huh?
I'm going to tell them you said that.
No, no, no, they're not little individually, but their group wasn't huge.
Calling them bitches, dude.
No, no, no, I'm not.
Sir, is Ryan Catsu Rivera thinks the vigilantes in Philly are bitches, and he challenges them to come to his house.
No, that's as accurate as saying this is the fag zone.
Ryan Katsu-Rivera just said, come to the fag zone if you think you're so tough.
The fag zone does not exist.
Ryan, I don't need you picking fights with people.
There's no fag zone.
No fight.
Oh, you don't.
That sounds homophobic.
Speaking of homophobic, we promised some my waterfall documentary.
Did you play that yet?
No.
Let's pump it out.
Yes, this is a documentary.
I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out.
Now, to be clear, that is obviously a rough cut.
We're not going to be shopping that around immediately, but that should give you a pretty good idea of where we're going with the dock.
We're trying to show the beauty in nature and the beauty of the male body, the human body, and combine the two because they're both made by God.
What did you think of that, Ryan?
Is that worthy of the fag zone?
It's terrible.
Why?
Because I have the body of a baboon?
I don't like the butt cheek.
It's too much indecence.
Oh, God, I really don't miss you.
Okay, let's take a little Antifa break, shall we?
And look at 2A.
So James O'Keefe, uh-oh, low battery, I'm going to have to move.
James O'Keefe has started day one of his Antifa expose.
He had someone, are you hearing me?
Yep.
He had someone infiltrate Rose City Antifa, which I believe is, that's Portland, right?
Those are the big guys.
And we've seen the first drop.
Obviously, it's not going to be blowing any minds because the first one's always the most mild.
But let's see what he's got.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Let's see if they move this.
That would be a trip, dude.
If they removed an anti-Antifa post.
I've seen it in 9 million places, though.
Even on Project Veritas' homepage, you'll be able to find it.
But it's just, It's a dude who worked his way into the group and just really the only takeaway so far is they're bragging about their violence and they're saying you really got to gouge their eyes.
I don't know.
I'm a skeptic and I look at that and go, yeah, I knew that.
They gouged my eyes.
They gouged my friend's eyes.
You know, just go to projectverytest.com.
It's got to be the first thing you see.
They might have removed their channel.
Because I'm getting no.
Oh, I got it.
Let's see if they removed that video, though.
Oh, they have it.
Yeah.
So I guess don't watch the four.
Well, you could just jump through the beginning of the four-minute one.
I've been sending Pinterest.
Go to the Antifa.
And I am about halfway through the prospecting process to become a full-fledged member of Antifa.
If you ruin their day, if you like, heckle them, you make them feel like they look ridiculous, you make them feel outnumbered, that's enough where they're holding.
You get the idea.
We need anti-finances to change.
And when I was 18, we had a major Nazi skinhead problem.
Can you hear me?
Yep.
And police weren't able to do anything.
Police can't do anything.
And there was a group of punks called a bunch of fucking goofs.
And they went to Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto and beat up every Nazi skinhead there.
And you got me?
Yeah.
And they were gone.
That was the end of them.
We never saw them again.
By the way, little side note, they were created just like Antifa is created by the DNC, or at least perpetuated by the DNC.
The Nazi skinheads in my town, in Ottawa and Montreal, were created by Dwight Schrute.
No, they were created by...
They're actually silver.
You're seeing a large reflection.
The government got something like $70 million to conquer or to find out about Nazis in Canada.
There were none.
So what they did is they started setting up pamphlets and meetings.
I think it was called the Heritage Front or National Heritage, something heritage.
And they set up this group to entice Nazis so they could find them and then say, hey, we're spending your money well.
We found all these.
But what they were doing was creating hate, just like the SPLC.
They were creating hate where there was none.
So these guys were seeing all these pamphlets and hearing about these meetings and they were like, hi, welcome to the new Nazi meeting.
Here's some free chicken and we've got some sausage rolls and here's beer.
And the next thing you know, there was a massive Nazi movement in the late 80s in these towns that had no Jews, no blacks, no nothing.
It's fucking ridiculous.
So they didn't have anyone to terrorize, so they terrorized us.
They terrorized the punk rockers.
Anyway, a bunch of fucking ghosts took care of that problem in like a week.
And I've always said, without advocating violence, if Antifa attacks you, the only way, the only language they speak is violence.
So the only hope of doing any damage to them is violence.
I'm not advocating violence.
I'm advocating self-defense.
And that's what we did.
And you threw us in prison.
Okay.
I guess don't defend yourself.
You know, they said, you said Chokatrani.
And they'll take that one clip, right?
And make it into a big thing.
I was talking, if you had seen the entire clip, and again, movie culture isn't big on context.
They just like the zap.
Wild him in the third act.
And the context was Bernie bros, no, Antifa were spitting in Trump supporters' faces at a Bernie rally.
That was it.
And then they would hork in their face, and then they'd say, don't hit me, I'm not a woman.
I identify as a woman.
You're going to hit a woman?
And they thought that was some magical force field.
And I was watching that bullshit lie and going, choke a fucking train.
If someone spits in your face, choke them out.
Close their windpipe.
What are you supposed to do?
Call the police!
Oh, it's the handle.
Sorry.
Everything is reversed on a phone.
So we tried that and we fought back and we are serving four years in prison for responding to a domestic terrorist ambush.
You figure it out.
It's got to go down history.
It's one of the biggest fuck-ups in the history of propaganda and the justice system going hand in hand.
Nice work, Mark Dwyer.
Good judging.
He's supposed to be conservative, by the way.
I've also noticed there's these, besides trying to blame these rights on the proud boys and calling everyone right-wing a proud boy, anyone who defends their business a proud boy.
Proud boys, by the way, have been conspicuously absent from this entire thing because it's not their thing.
I noticed this video going around of the Rufio Panman punch.
And it says Patriots kicking Antifa's ass.
And that video I've seen a million times.
I talked about it in my last video where Patriot Prayer were coming home after a rally and Antifa ambushed them and Proud Boys beat the shit out of them.
No four years that time, thank God.
But why is it being circulated so heavily now?
And I noticed some of the YouTube channels that are circulating it, it's the only video and comments are closed.
Are they trying to say that, oh, it's Antifa and Proud Boys and these riots are just white people fighting?
And ah, I think, I heard a good theory about it where they said the DNC threw Antifa into the mix, thinking they could just exacerbate the situation and they wouldn't get caught and it would be cool and they would look awesome and Trump would look like a jerk.
And then they saw the fires and the looting and the Antifa handing out money and the Antifa getting yelled at by BLM and they went, uh-oh, proud boys.
And I think that worked for like an hour and a half.
And then the mug shots started pouring in, and we saw tons of black women, tons of people with facial tattoos, and lip piercings, and fucking orange and green hair.
And it was like, I think the DNC went, this is going to become a tough sell.
Let's just focus on police brutality for now.
I would love to be a fly on the wall at these DC propaganda machines because I'd love to see what they do when they see stuff like this.
Like, you know, maybe I'm naive, but it all seems so obvious to me, like the COVID thing, right?
You said we can't be in crowds.
Now you're praising crowds, you same nurses.
Which one was a lie?
That just seems like the COVID lid has been blown up, hasn't it?
Or when you talk to people, they go, fuck you.
Actually, I did talk to a guy who's a liquor distributor, and he said, yeah, everyone in my industry are hipsters, right?
It's bartenders and stuff.
And he said, what do we got here?
Oh, we're almost done.
But we still got some jams.
He said, it's mostly pro-Polis doing this violence, you know.
And my buddy goes, I can see the video.
They're wearing black.
They have black masks and anarchy logos all over them.
They're either really, really good at disguises and fake facial tattoos, and they dyed their hair orange and somehow, or are wearing a wig.
Cowboys tend to have short hair.
Or you're wrong.
And the guy goes, Probably is on Tefa.
One and the same.
Like, there's some arguments where you just go, I'm out.
Like, when you talk about, oh, he's a racist.
No, he has a black wife and kids.
You can still be a racist when you have a black wife.
If someone says that, leave.
You're done.
You're not with a rational human being.
It's the same as astrology.
If someone goes, oh, Capricorn, let me guess, Capricorn, don't say whether you're a Capricorn or not.
go like this Like, we're done.
We're done here.
You know?
And sometimes I feel like when I'm talking about my silent apartheid, I feel like that's what America's doing.
They're just sort of like, okay, well, didn't work out.
Get a good run.
You don't like me.
I'm going to pretend I like you.
But I'm out.
So yeah, it'll be fun to see what happens with James O'Keefe tomorrow.
Has everyone seen this for a screeching Antifa protester?
I kind of like the end of it because you see this ugly fat girl with Bergenstock sort of go, hey, you should come over here.
Stop doing that.
Now, is she doing that because she realizes her friend is going to become a meme, just like the screamer who was screaming after Trump was elected?
Or is she one of these hired lawyers?
And by the way, Brian, come back to me for a sec.
Didn't I tell you about all this?
Can I get some fucking credit here?
I'm so frustrated by the lack of credit I get.
I keep being blamed for things I didn't do and not getting credit for things I did do.
I disavowed Charlottesville two months before it happened.
I said, bad idea, guys.
I smell a rat.
Even though it was not portrayed as a white supremacist rally.
It was portrayed as a statues thing.
Don't take down the statues.
But I could tell with some of the keck stuff and some of the frogs that these were drifting farther out.
And Jason Kessler was acting fucking sketchy.
That's a whole other story.
I think it may have been a setup where the feds were trying to trap Nazis.
And just sort of like I was talking about with Canada and the Nazi thing.
They may have created Nazis where there were none.
But anyway, I sussed that out.
The day after I had my hand up waiting for high flies, what?
What?
It's my fault.
What?
Prowboys were there?
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
So no high flies?
Okay.
This is like Trump.
Trump said to Dinesh D'Souza after he caught Abdu Ghalab Muhammad Mashitstein.
He said he had his hand up.
And people were like, when Obama caught Osama bin Laden, it was way cooler.
And Dinesh said that Trump went, it kind of hurt.
Like I'm paraphrasing, but he wasn't.
Trump we see is like, fuck you.
But I don't think he's like that.
I think he's like, hey, man, kind of like me.
Like, you have hurt me today.
Anyway, with the Antifa thing, and we saw them in the riots, I was like, hey, when is my parade?
I'm not even going to, guys, don't do a parade.
That's so corny.
Thank you, though.
I appreciate it.
I did predict all of this.
I told you Antifa were violent.
I told you they'd be burning cities to the ground.
I told you how their structure works.
As Andy No points out, it's not hierarchical.
It's horizontal.
But they have layers.
They have the dumb grunts that do the violence and don't get any money.
Then they have the, seems to be disproportionately lesbian lawyers, but lawyers, who supply them with their signs and tell them where to go.
Oh, no, sorry.
Between the lawyers and the rug rats, there's these sort of shot callers who are like, all right, everyone, start going over there.
Let's move over there.
They're sort of foremen, right?
They get paid.
Then there's the lawyers who facilitate the whole thing, book the venue, talk about the strategies, hand everyone their beautifully made signs, which, hey, lesbian lawyers, make your signs hand-painted.
The perfect signs are a dead giveaway.
It doesn't look very grassroots when you have perfect signs like that.
They're way too pricey.
And then, of course, up the level we have the open society.
You can't, it sounds like too conspiratorial to say Soros, but definitely Soros-linked.
Sorosonians.
And Jesus Christ, if I hear someone describe Soros criticism as anti-Semitic ever again, I'm going to fucking have a heart attack.
Second generation atheist who worked with the Nazis to help facilitate the apprehension of Jews during the Holocaust.
That's not a Jewish guy.
You can't be Jewish if you don't believe in God.
And you can't whine about anti-Semitism if you worked hand in hand with the motherfucking Nazis!
Hey!
But yeah, look at this.
Let's look at the screeching Antifa protester.
Ah, try me!
Ah, Trump!
Trump!
Trump!
2020!
Trump!
Four more years!
Four more years!
What?
I mean, I got big-ass ears and I can barely get you.
I got some big-ass ears and I can barely get you.
Thank you.
What do you think, guys, about Chubby McGee at the end there?
Is that just...
Was that lesbian lawyer tier saying this was not part of Quan, you're hurting the movement?
Or that was like a fellow rugrat just saying, uh, Penny, you're becoming a meme.
This has become the fun game with Antifa.
Guessing the layer.
That's like a mess.
Anyway, I told you so.
I told you so.
I told you so.
And I told you so.
Did you see Rex Jones, Alex's son, fought a looter at 6A?
that's a pretty interesting anecdote that sums up the whole thing You gotta show the story, dude.
Don't read it.
Go to the video.
Let's see.
It doesn't seem to be there.
Okay.
Gotta find it.
Gotta find it.
Well, while you're looking for it, why don't you show me playing mini golf at Hillbilly Heaven here in Lake George?
You went over to good old Hillbilly Heaven?
Hillbilly Heaven.
It's really awesome.
And I beat my sons.
I don't mean I physically gave him this trap.
I mean I got shore.
Here we go.
Although the youngest did get a hole in one.
Hey, we're here at Hillbilly Heaven in Lake George.
It's got a mini pud here, kind of a funny New York theme.
We got the big apple over there.
Dr. Liberty Lady Liberty is there.
Also the World Trade Center.
*Sounds of laughter* *Sounds of laughter* Yes!
Oh!
All three of us got maybe three.
No, that was two for me!
You can do it!
That's a bad one!
*Sounds of laughter* *Sounds of laughter*
You know how I was able to do that gag?
I was so unbelievably hungover that I had AIDS and smiling, everything was twitching.
God, I can't handle the end of benders.
It's taken three days to recover.
Haven't had any bergs for three days.
And I'm still like just coating the toilet with bile every time I sit down.
The days of like getting back on your feet in 24 hours are long gazong.
Rex, on the other hand, is 18 years old and he is banging brads and beating up looters.
I love this story, the way he narrates this, because he's so honest and there's no, it's different from Alex in many ways because he's so humble.
He's not bragging.
I'm Rex Jones.
You might have seen me on Infowars.
You might have seen me on Twitter.
I'm Alex's son.
And yesterday I was involved in a rioting slash looting incident and I had to help put a stop to it.
You don't realize how crazy this stuff is until you see it in person or until you watch someone get hurt.
People are completely deranged and they're using this, crazy people are using this as an excuse to burn civilization down.
I was just buying ramen at 11 p.m. the other day when all of a sudden this crazy crackhead runs in, gerbilized, starts yelling, I'm protesting, I'm protesting, starts grabbing everything he can off of the racks and tries to break into the lottery ticket thing.
Now, one of the store clerks calls the police, the other one tries to stop him.
Crackhead grabs the dude by his man bun, pulls him over to the open beer thing where they keep like the Smirnoff ice and the four locos, and starts beating his head into the metal side of it.
I'm standing there, shocked.
I'm scared.
I'm panicked.
I don't know what to do.
I froze.
Next to me, there's like a six foot six, 300 pound, husky white dude.
He was massive.
He's standing next to me, and I swear to God, he puts his hands up and he says, I don't want to get involved.
So at that point, I knew I had to do something.
I went over, helped the store clerk, helped him get off the store clerk, and started blasting him in the head about eight times.
I stopped.
The dude stops.
He stumbles back.
He runs towards the door.
Then he runs back at me, throws a container of fruit on me all the time, screaming, yelling, I'm protesting, I'm protesting, you're attacking me, you're assaulting me.
I punch him again, I break his nose, he runs out, cops come, cops cuff him, and then immediately the dude says, I'm protesting, I'm protesting, I'm protesting.
That man assaulted me.
He points at me, and they let him go.
They let him go.
Because that's the society that we live in now, where people are let go after they assault and riot and beat up people because they're protesting.
Because somehow the death of George Floyd, which I believe was wrong, somehow that justifies violent acts of hate.
Nothing justifies violent acts of hate.
And I, as an American citizen, have the right to defend myself against that if you attack me or you attack another human being.
I'm Rex Jones from forwars.com.
There you go.
Those punches were good, weren't they?
Getting the shoulder in there.
And he's right.
There's, I mean, 10,000 people are being arrested, but I think 100,000 deserve to be.
At least.
But I think I actually heard one guy who said he called the cops because he saw someone, two guys fighting about a stolen car.
And the cop said something like, we're in the center of a riot.
Do your best and hung up.
Isn't that amazing?
What's going on?
You're trying to find that?
You're not going to find that.
Lastly, and normally we take calls around now, but I can't take calls because all I have is a phone.
Lastly, look at this nine-year-old girl crying.
I think it really sums up narrative over truth.
Fiction is predominant in America and our Hollywood culture.
I'm sorry, what's the number?
9A.
Oh, 13A.
13A.
Last one.
But don't worry, we'll end with a funny video.
No doodles.
The doodles, by the way, were a smashing success.
We made something like $4,300 for justiceforliberty.com.
We're going to keep doing it.
We'll have last week's doodles up soon.
And we'll do it in perpetuity.
Do it 10 times.
That's 40K.
that's an appeal Don't cry, baby.
Don't cry baby.
Don't cry baby.
Don't cry.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Get it out, get it out.
What's up?
I'm crying.
We're here with you.
No, no, no.
We love you.
It's okay Aubrey, do it.
Don't stop, you got this.
We got you.
My name is Aubrey Johnson and I am nine years old.
And if I get it, you should get it.
It is very...
Take your time baby.
It is very wrong to kill black people.
Yeah.
And their lives matter, even black lives, black lives matter as much as white lives.
Yeah.
And it's so wrong.
Amen.
A nine year old girl, a nine year old girl, telling you all that won't kill you.
I'm so proud of you.
Thank you.
Are you puking yet?
Isn't that revolting?
You know, they talk, the feminists and the far left talk about smash the patriarchy.
And whenever they say that, they go, eh, we tried to make matriarchy.
It was paganism.
And they were sacrificing virgins and children to the gods.
And what did we just have there?
We had a woman with a Black Lives Matter sweatshirt, a white woman, sacrificing her daughter to the gods.
Sacrificing her daughter to the narrative gods.
I don't think women in charge is going to be good for women or kids or gays or trans or anything.
I think if oppressed peoples want to feel safe, they should probably stick with the patriarchy.
You know?
The West didn't start slavery.
It abolished it.
I'm sorry, but the West invented equality.
It invented justice.
The Magna Carta started in Spain.
And people always say, oh, you're talking about white people?
They invented everything?
No, white people invented communism and it fucking sucks.
I'm a proud Western chauvinist and I invented the modern world.
Russians are proud Eastern chauvinists and they destroyed the modern world.
They are responsible for 100 million deaths at least.
Au moin.
Anyway, that's it.
I've said everything I have to say.
Obviously, if you want true substance, check out Tucker Carlson.
But we should end with a fun video.
And I made some observations yesterday on the boat that I think are worth noting.
And I want to show you that before we come back to say our goodbyes.
*pulls*
You see these kids riding on the back of these inner tubes behind speedboats.
And you go, Alex Changers.
Then you actually zoom in and you see it's a 19-year-old man.
Upper body strength you need to hold on to a big tube going behind a speedboat is incredible.
Big, huge, broad arms.
This is the kind of guy who built this country.
And you can see them.
They've got, you know, incredible biceps and the buttocks and thighs that you need to do this kind of an extreme sport.
It's just amazing.
Perfectly landscaped, landscaped bodies.
You can almost see their bedroom eyes with their mile-high cheekbones and beast-stung lips and thick head of air, rattling back with the water.
Oh my god, what a gift.
What an incredible suspect.
a Greek Adonis soaring across the lake.
What was the third weird coincidence?
There was the onesie.
There was the watch.
The dead lady?
Oh yeah, the dead lady.
Thank you.
Dismissed.
I want to end on a funny note because that fucking nine-year-old was depressing.
I don't like the word depressing, actually.
I found it depressing.
It was angering.
Yeah, depressing sort of implies defeat.
I think that's why women cry when they stub their toe because they don't feel empowered or they're not empowered.
And I think if a woman feels pain, she's like, that could happen again and I won't be able to control it.
A man stubs his toe and he goes, fuck!
Who do I have to kill to make sure that doesn't happen again?
Who's in charge of toe stubbing?
And I did that tree planting.
If a branch whipped me, I would take it and I would break it apart into little pieces in front of the other twigs.
Is she not, motherfucker?
What do you mean, momo?
Are you hearing him?
Did you see that?
Oh, my God!
A lot of like, you're trash.
I think with young kids, too, it doesn't obviously doesn't mean white trash.
It's like, you're not good at playing Call of Duty.
He's at seven.
Anyway, want to hear three spooky things that have happened so far on this trip?
So my watch is falling apart.
Maybe that's the problem with getting a used Rolex, but the pins in it, it came out.
And one came out, it cost me a fortune to replace.
And then another time I was at my desk, like in my home office, and I was going like that, and it just went plop onto my chest.
So we're driving up here, and my wife goes, Why are you wearing that?
I go, What do you mean?
She goes, Aren't you scared it's going to fall off?
And I go, No, I tightened the screws and I checked them now regularly.
And then, as I said that, it went plop and fell onto my chest.
With the little pin falling where my crotch is, thank God I saved it.
Isn't that spooky?
Spooky.
And I started to rewrite it, and I was like, didn't it fall?
And then you said, and your brain wants to reinvent history, as we're seeing now.
And we tried to make it know it was falling.
No.
She brought up the subject and within eight seconds, my watch fell off.
Okay?
That's spooky story one.
Spooky story two.
I was joking with my daughter, and I said, wouldn't it be funny if there was a onesie, maybe we should sell these on the site that said, my mom doesn't know I'm gay.
Totally absurd thing, right?
Gay is a sexual preference.
And babies obviously are not sexual beings.
Didn't we tell you about the time?
We used to hang out with Terry Richardson a lot, the photographer.
And I said, I suggested to his assistant and him, but his assistant was really the boss.
Manager, I should say, Seth Goldfarp.
I said, Seth, what about we'd do a photo shoot of sexy babies?
I'm much less comfortable with this concept now that I have kids, but you take like newborns, like a week old, and they have fish hats on, stilettos, like a corset, long hair, and like makeup on, like divine.
And I go, it's funny because, you know, it's not pedophilia, obviously.
No one fucks babies.
And he fucking got so mad, and maybe he was right.
And he bangs the table and he goes, people fuck babies, Kevin!
Alrighty, let's come up with a different pitch.
Okay, what about matching?
Anyway, so I make that joke about my lamb doesn't know I'm gay.
Within 30 seconds, we turn around and Lake George is kind of trashy, which is why I like it here.
And there's all these funny t-shirts.
Horny, honk if you're horny, and all that kind of stuff.
I mean, a funny t-shirt, actually, honk if you're horny.
Because you're not going to be around cars when you're wearing it.
Anyway, and one of the onesies, a red onesie, I'll show you the picture next week.
I forgot to send it to Ryan.
But it said, I'm sexy and I know it.
Now, I guess that's just my joke, right?
That's my Terry Richardson joke.
Huh.
It's funny how I'm having this epiphany right now.
As a mature adult, I'm seeing juvenile jokes that I used to make and getting offended by them.
Not that I was truly offended.
I was just like, what the fuck?
But I guess that was the joke I was making with the photo shoot.
And my joke was a little different.
My joke was like a parody of fashion and beauty and, you know, how we change the way people look and you could do it to a pig.
It was almost like lipstick on a pig was my pitch.
But anyway, you're right.
You're right, Gavin.
That was getting offended by my own joke.
The third thing, all right, we're going for a hike in the woods.
Lots of great hikes around here.
And there's these toothless fucking redneck, I mean, they got to be meth heads, right?
If they both have no teeth, they're a couple.
They're about 66, which is a great pitch for meth.
I mean, most junkies, look at, how many junkies die at 27?
Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Kurt Cobain.
They all don't make it to 20, they all die at 27.
But Lemmy did speed every day.
I saw him do it.
He had a plate of powder.
He had a switchblade, sure illegal, and he would lick it.
And he would touch his switchblade to his plate of speed and just go, he's on speed 24 days.
Kind of like you kids with the Adderall.
Same thing.
He lived, I believe, to 70, I want to say 77, maybe 74.
He had a good run.
So yeah, great pitches for speed.
Anyway, these geriatric meth head hillbillies are at the beginning of the trail, and they're acting sketchy, as tweakers do.
And he said, they go, hey.
And I guess they're not used to people saying hey to them, but I'm really cool and an egalitarian, so I say hi to people.
So I go, hey, how you doing?
And they go, oh, hey.
And they're drunk and high and old, like 60s, right?
But they're dressed like 90s juggalos, kind of.
And she goes, hey, hey.
Yes.
There's a part of the trail up there where you got to go to the left because if you're in the middle of the trail, there's wet leaves.
What?
I'm allergic to wet leaves?
What are wet leaves?
They're a biohazard.
Yeah, exactly.
Why it thinks they're a biohazard.
Who's ever warned you of wet leaves?
Anyway, we hike up the mountain and we come back down.
And then I see the guy.
He's got like way too big cargo shorts, like SoCal levels.
He's got a bent baseball hat.
He's got no teeth.
I think he has an earring.
They always have a backpack and some t-shirt that's too long and kind of ratty.
And I see him, I'm like, hey.
And then my wife sees him, and he goes, my wife's like, what is he pointing at?
And then we see the fucking wicked witch of the mess lying upside down on the hill, just going, she's upside down on a hill, like this, this level of hill.
And so her cheeks are like this.
And I'm thinking, is she going to like, I don't know, get too much blood to her brain?
And I go, what's going on?
What should we do here?
Did you call 911?
Yeah, I call 911.
They go, we already got the call.
And then some dude sees me.
He goes, holy shit, Gavin McInnes.
He goes, I'm a subscriber to Censored.tv.
And I go, yeah, okay.
What's going on with this woman here?
And he goes, I don't know nothing about it.
I don't know how to deal with that.
I can't be of service.
I'm Not sure that's, sir, if you're watching now, I'm not sure that's the correct attitude when you see an old lady upside down on a hill going, so emetics, maybe you can call in next show.
What am I supposed to do here?
Because I don't want her to be upside down, but then I want to move her legs so she's like parallel to sea level, but I don't want to be, you know, I'm not supposed to move them, I guess, right?
Then he's like, I go, what happened here?
She just fell.
And then he, so he's like, oh no, it's gonna, getting annoyed by him.
And then, so I go to move her.
She's like, ah!
Okay, that's probably better to be upside down than to have your back broken by moving.
And I said, can you move your feet and all that stuff I've seen on TV?
And eventually the ER shows up.
But as the ambulance shows up, he starts going, doing this weird fake cry.
And I look at him and I can tell it's a fake cry.
And then he starts going.
And his eyes are dry as the bone.
His eyes are dry as the bone.
They look great.
There's no, the eyelashes aren't clinging together as eyelashes do when you cry.
And I said, your eyes aren't wet.
And he's like, huh.
And I didn't say this, but I wish I had.
Did you push her?
Did you hit her?
Is that why we're here?
But I don't know.
The ambulance coming and coming through, and you see the fake cry, it takes a while to process.
Because I think we all take it for granted that people are on the up and up.
When we see an old lady upside down the hill, we don't assume someone, you're a bitch.
Anyway, that was the three strange coincidences of the trip.
And the moral of today's story is we're drifting into a silent apartheid because people are just taking the first molecule of information and just running with it.
Because we live in a Hollywood society where we're not really that concerned with the actual truth.
Well, that's fine if you're in a book club or you're joking around.
But when the result of your in curiosity is the world burning to the ground, it's an issue.
But we're going to prevail.
We're not going to kneel.
We're not going to say hands up.
We're not going to use our kids with a megaphone to appease the narrative gods.
We're going to keep fighting, keep being honest, and keep telling the truth.
Because that's what America was built on.
The truth.
Open dialogue.
The First Amendment.
And if you fuck with that, well, we have the Second Amendment.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
never stop fighting.
Maybe you can stay and answer questions.
Ryan?
Can you hear me?
Hello.
Hey.
Oh, you want me to talk to some folks?
You could take calls.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think I could.
Alright, bye.
Later.
Alright, so we might be giving away some prizes after all.
The first two callers, I guess we'll set it up the same way that we always do.
Unfortunately, I don't have a camera, so we're gonna have to work with this.
Let me just set that up.
And in the meantime, you can listen to this.
We'll do this for about maybe 15 minutes or so, half hour, something like that.
I I could easily play a song that I enjoy in the meantime while I set this up.
But I think my sensibility, my music taste would anger Gavin, and this is his show still.
So I will not play what I'd like to play.
I'm going to play The Stranglers.
Please hold.
Thank you.
We came across the West Sea.
We didn't have much idea of the kind of climate waiting.
We used our hands for guidance, like the children of a creature, like a dry tree seeking water, or a daughter.
Nice and sneezer.
Nice and sneezer does it.
Nice and sneezer.
Nice and sneezer.
Does it, does it, does it take me time?
Nice and sneezer.
Nice and sneezer.
Does it, does it, does it every time?
Nice and sneezer.
I'm so glad you're here.
Nice and sneezer.
Hello and Apache to the Discord.
Hello.
Can this work?
Can this work as a makeshift call-in situation?
We didn't set up a call-in situation tonight, so this would be on the fly here.
That's fine.
Let's fly with it.
What do you guys think?
Any questions, comments?
Advice?
I can give advice.
About the show that just happened?
Yeah, or in general.
Any GOML-like thoughts?
I'm a little disappointed that Gavin didn't bring gear with him after all the shit they gave all of the other late-night hosts of their shitty quality.
Well, it's on the level of Conan, Kimmel, and Colbert.
We're better than that, though.
Good point.
Well, we do have graphics.
They don't have graphics.
Yeah, the tech side is much better, but his audio and setup is not.
It wasn't ideal.
He's kind of hiding out, though, right now, isn't he?
That's kind of the reason why it's shitty.
What's that?
He's kind of hiding out, though, right now, isn't he?
It's kind of the reason why it's shitty.
He's not at his office.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just out of the way.
Yeah, but that's a thing.
You're at the mercy of whatever content, you know, connection you have out there.
So I'm going to set up the number here, but let's see.
I'd like to do the giveaway.
I guess I'd still like to do the giveaway, so let me see if I can do that in here.
And then if that's the case, if we're doing a giveaway, how would we do that?
You want to select somebody kind of randomly or?
Well, we have a new member, so why don't we give it to him?
Oh, that's a good idea.
Oh, he's signed up.
He's signed up.
Nice.
I'm asking about the giveaway right now.
You guys have any protests in your area?
It's me asking you guys questions now.
Yeah.
Anything?
I do not.
Okay, that's good.
I'm in a small town of Fayetteville, and I was listening to Gav for like one of the first days that I subscribed, and a black dude walked by my car with my window open, and he flicked me off.
I was like, okay.
Ouch.
Yeah.
And I'm in a small town, dude.
Damn.
Yikes.
I live in an area where black people have Trump flags, so it's not that bad here.
I'm jelly.
Heaven, USA.
Now, there's surprisingly a lot of black Trump supporters out there.
I'm really jelly.
Yeah, I live in Trump country.
Trumpland.
Yes.
A lot of black people around my area, too, are Trump supporters.
Like, I've seen, like, mentally ill black people shouting Trump's praises around, too.
Mentally ill.
I don't think I've seen a black person in person who likes Trump.
I think where I live, they're kind of unicorns.
Does anybody live in Georgia?
My brother lives down there.
I live in Georgia, and there are so many fucking liberals.
Whereabouts.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, there's somebody on the goddamn thing that I'm listening to.
Where I am, it's like, I think that there's so many fucking liberals in Georgia now, I think it's going to become a swing state, sadly, pretty soon.
Dang.
Guys, I got some bad news.
We're not doing the giveaway until next week.
Poopers.
But I won't be new then.
That's fair.
There will be extra giveaways next week.
Hopefully.
You have to call in like the rest of everyone else.
Hey, Rag Guy, when's the next Gary's mailbag?
That's actually coming out either this weekend.
I believe it's this weekend.
Yeah.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
So I have a question because I am new here and I will only have to ask this once.
What shows are dead that I'm seeing here?
Like, which ones have they discontinued?
Actually, so far, some of them are kind of just working on reformatting what they're doing, which is pretty exciting.
I hear we are going to get some...
So I don't think there is one show that is officially dead besides Ryan's mailbag.
You guys should create a show that's more like news so old people could get involved.
Because that's one thing I was trying to get my mom to like this.
I showed her like some clips, but she said like Gavin goes off topic too much.
I think they're just spoiled by the news just feeding them information.
That's a bummer.
But yeah, no, it's I kind of like the tangent stuff.
It'd be cool to do a fully you know, that's what's kind of cool about the mailbag, if you guys caught the Monday mailbag.
It's that it's intentionally not topical.
I like the not topical stuff because I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
Gavin doesn't really do news, though.
You know, that's not really what it's shit.
It's a nice break.
Yeah, news is everywhere.
It bombards you.
Yeah, you don't need it anymore.
I'm just thinking, these fucking poor old people, they've been spoiled by just three-minute conversations that you got to squeeze in before commercial break, shoving Information down your throat.
Let's take another commercial break.
We'll be right back.
We have Liz on the scene.
Liz?
Why would they throw to Liz when they just said they were going to take a commercial break?
I'm still trying to sign in to get these calls going.
Sorry about this, but I figured this would be a good buffer.
Yeah.
This people a little bit of an insight to what goes on in the Discord.
True.
Yeah, if anybody wants to...
The Discord?
It's on the website.
Okay, yeah, guys, go to the website.
You get an automatic invite.
Censored.tv, and you'll see the Discord chat there, right?
Yep.
You can sign up there, and I recommend that you guys do it.
Yeah, it's under links on the website.
You hit links, then you hit Discord.
Talk to some more based people.
You'll find us.
Yeah.
And then you'll have to find out.
It's hardly based, but yeah.
I'm telling you, man, Gav's got it right.
We've got to move to a rural area.
Super excited.
I'm in a rural area right now.
By far.
Yeah, same.
I'm all feel so good.
I'm actually just 40 minutes south of Gavin.
Yeah.
Awesome.
We should all do exactly what Gavin says.
Marry early, have kids early, everything.
Yeah, I did that too.
Yep.
Gavin, though, used to kind of make excuses as to why he stayed in the city because of his kids' lives and their baseball and everything else.
But really, it doesn't matter anymore.
It's time to get out of there.
Well, the biggest fucking problem I have with the rural areas is like the internet is so far.
My black friends, they don't want to, like I said, they don't want to visit me.
They don't ever want to visit me.
I'm like, dude, come up here.
Like, have a fun time.
We have Hellaweed, you know, and all this.
And they're like, no, I'm all right.
I don't want to get lynched and shit.
Like, what the fuck?
Why do you think that way?
Like, oh, because it's Redneck County.
That's why, you know?
I love my two acres.
Two acres and a mule.
Just need a compound.
Pretty much.
You guys, I tried to log into Red Dead Redemption 2 this morning, and they shut down their servers for two hours because of George Floyd.
Oh, yeah.
To honor his fucking legacy.
And I'm like, what fucking legacy?
What does that even do?
Hey, Ryan, why didn't I even bring my camera to the fact that I was going to do that?
It's just an excuse for them to do some server maintenance.
Oh.
Yeah.
I miss your sweet face, Ryan.
Me too.
They probably had diversity training when they turned this server off.
Hey, Ryan, what's your stance on anime?
Anime?
Not this again.
Anime.
Weaves and anime.
Oh, no, I'm not a fan of anime.
I would try.
I would try to get into it, but I just...
It's a very polarizing topic here.
Yes, if I can get into it.
I just watch it for the titties.
So for anybody at home not familiar with the Discord, it is a community of, you know, it's a bunch of chat rooms in different areas of, you know, categorized for discussion of different things.
And here and there, you could also call in like that.
And there is, it's kind of got a life of its own.
It's its own little community.
So you could join that.
What do you need?
Just like any computer.
It doesn't really need a strong connection or anything like that.
It's not primarily voice chat, but there is voice chat there.
It's, you know, you just go there and you text away, you get the app or whatnot.
And I recommend it.
What are you guys up to in there?
Like, what do you guys get up to in there when the show isn't on?
My crappy world internet.
There you go.
We're just chilling, Ryan.
Very cool.
Should we just talk about animation and nothing else?
Yeah, anime isn't.
Ryan, why are you always playing with your hair?
I'm fixing it.
Whoa.
Are you thinning out at the front?
What's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
That Japrica?
No, you're Ryan?
Yeah, that's Ryan.
Oh, my God.
LeShock.
Doing that sound like to me?
No joke.
My wife and I were just watching one of your old episodes.
You actually look a lot better without those bangs, man.
You look a lot better with showing your forehead.
Super gay.
Super gay.
Yeah, well, maybe I'll kick it back.
Yeah, bangs are the 90s.
Yep.
I used to do bangs when I was a kid.
Yeah, take a hint.
I had one of those 90s bowl cuts when I was a kid.
I'm so sorry.
A bullfight.
Build a roof style.
those.
I'm still trying to figure some stuff out over here.
Otherwise, I would totally chime into this hair thing because I'm really big into the hair.
I think hair is very important.
I look at, you know, I'm actually entering a phase that I used to be in when I was in middle school where I part it in the middle.
And, you know, Manson-esque.
Charles, not Maryland.
And yeah, I'm enjoying that.
So that's.
I actually have three different products that I use for my beard.
Really?
Fuck it.
you know I don't think No, the world started ending before I could go back to the doctor.
Oh, yeah.
It was right around that time where I was like, all right, I'll go around that time.
But he has three different products for his beard.
Yes.
What are these products?
I think one of those products is bomb and beard oil.
I'm pretty sure it's jizz.
I was going to say, jizz, jiz, and what?
Something about mirror.
Good God.
Jizz for men.
No, it's beard wash, beard bomb, and beard oil.
Makes it so your beard doesn't smell like jizz.
Because get that long hair and then wear a suit at the same time.
You know what I mean?
So it's party, party on the top and business everywhere else.
Yeah, yeah, that is actually my style.
I like long hair and everything, and I do like to dress in suits, but you know, I also am a musician.
I play in bands and stuff, so like, you know, having long hair and a beard, it just works.
Yikes.
Guys, I'd like to take this opportunity to, if you haven't caught up, is everybody caught up on the week's shows?
Because there was two movies, E.T. and The Help, and there was the Mailback episode.
Which I'm sure last night is like the week that E.T. Nobody, nobody is caught up with the shows, bro.
Nobody.
Why wouldn't you guys be caught up with the shows?
I subscribed six days ago, dude, and I'm just like going from the old shows all the way back up to the newest.
Oh, you're trying not to miss anything.
No, you got to start with the latest.
The first thing about your choice of the help was I was like half an hour into it just to observe it.
And then, you know, it popped up, you know, on your guy's site.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Well, I guess I'll just watch that half hour again.
That's hilarious.
I was listening to it on headphones.
I didn't get the full visual.
Hey, Ryan, have you watched every episode that's come out on this website on sensor TV?
Every episode of every show?
No.
Oh, okay.
He's got a job.
But it's something I do like to do.
I just kind of check in.
If I do, I kind of just like pop around to each one.
And what we're going to start doing, and I'm going to start being a lot more involved in watching all the, because you know, it's hard.
It's when I was doing stuff on Compound Media, you know, Anthony wouldn't see a lot of the stuff that happened on the network.
And it's like, of course, you kind of wouldn't.
Once you've already seen, once you've, you're doing a show and all this stuff, you can't really be that aware of everything going on on the network.
You'd have to watch every single thing.
It would just completely take over your life.
So I could recognize what that's like to, although it's important because these are within the community of the site to be aware of everything, but it's really tough to.
I got to be honest, I don't watch anything that doesn't have Gavin on it.
I have a question.
I got kind of beat around the bush answers when I asked earlier, are you allowed to tell me what happened with Milo and Gavin and all that?
That whole drama?
Well, I haven't heard anything.
I think last I heard everything's all good.
It just Milo can't go to the studio tomorrow.
So he's going to send in a makeshift show.
So he's still doing shows and everything's all fine there.
But as far as the...
But I heard that they stopped doing Milo and I because they got into a kerfuffle or a fight or some shit.
I don't know.
Oh, no, no, no.
It was just.
Okay.
Yeah, I think it might have been a scheduling thing.
And plus, Milo already had ideas for kind of fully producing a show.
And his show is well produced.
I really enjoy that show.
I think it's really impressive.
Yeah, my wife likes it.
He probably needs that shock bracelet back on.
Yeah, that's a funny bit.
He's got bits and reoccurring things like that.
It's kind of the complete.
It's also necessary.
Necessary?
Necessary for him.
Yeah, it's very the structure helps.
You know, I think he leans into the fact that that really helps to pivot from one thing to the next.
I used to produce for that show, but now that I'm not due to schedules and stuff like that and all this other boring stuff, but they can handle that without me.
So I'm going to actually see if I could, you know, I made a version two intro for him.
I'm going to try to finish that up and then provide some graphics because he would have things like hot topics and different, you know, fatty of the week or whatnot, hand plan of the week.
And I think those need bumpers.
I love bumpers.
And, you know, I made this little thing before the show here, the get off my lawn live little icon.
Yeah, that was good to throw that up when you guys were in the middle of whatever was going on and like transitioning.
It worked well.
Thanks.
Yeah, thanks, Preeton.
Ryan, why do you take so many punches to the chin from Gavin when he teases you?
Why don't you throw some back?
What are you talking about?
It's like self-preservation.
One, I deserve it.
Because he's in the fag zone.
How dare you?
There is no fag zone.
One, I deserve it.
Two, I like it.
That's where I get my.
I'm not sure that you deserve it.
But I like it.
Neither do I have to.
Yes, I told you.
You like it.
I have daddy issues.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's do you actually not have a dad?
Is that real?
No, I wasn't grown in a lab.
I have a phone.
No.
Obviously, my fucking daddy's not the admitting answer.
Test you, baby.
Come on.
Excuse me.
Test you, me.
Nothing wrong with that.
Excuse me, me.
That's rude.
Okay.
Don't talk about.
Don't talk about that.
Okay.
That's rude.
Ryan was hacked.
Don't say that about Ryan's dad.
All right.
Hashtag Ryan was handed.
Did your dad like walk out or some shit?
Is that real?
or is that just a joke?
He fucking...
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Cigarettes, cigarettes, man.
He backflip that.
Actually, I just asked my mom about this the other day.
Ryan, shut up.
Fuck off.
This is bananas in here.
This is a romper room.
Yeah, it gets crazy.
That's pretty crazy.
I muted that bot.
There's a bot in there for all the people who haven't joined yet.
My wife is trying to join right now.
Hey, Ryan.
So far, it's pretty tame.
But real quick, there's a federal agent in the chat.
How do you feel about that?
God bless.
There's a Fed.
Is that bad?
I keep hearing stuff about Feds.
I don't know what that is.
I know what that is, but I don't see how that's bad.
Who are you talking about?
Yeah.
And then you've got to say...
Yeah.
Oh, there's a Fed bot.
Say, I need to be vetted than I am.
Red Pill Phil, we can hear your conversation with you talking.
Yeah, sorry about that.
My wife.
Now, let me just preface or update everybody.
So if you join the Discord, another fun thing you could do is there's a Ryan bot where if you type in a request, Ryan, please, and then you type in a certain keyword, there's a bunch of little video clips and sound clips that it will play.
It's very fun.
Wait, who are you?
I've been imagining Walmart?
What the fuck?
Yeah, this is live streaming.
This conversation right now is on Censor TV's live stream.
Oh, really?
Oh, shit, right?
Jimmy's in the UK.
All right.
I'm out.
Nobody can see your name.
I'm not seeing any names or anything.
It's just audio.
Just voices.
So if there's some creep out there who wants to pinch you based on your voice, I mean, you kind of, then you have bigger problems.
You have a problem to do.
You got bigger problems.
Ryan, is the studio safe?
Yeah, what's up with the studio, man?
What's going on?
I think it's safe.
You know, because actually I Skyped into Safe Space today, which is on, I guess I shouldn't promote the competition, but it's Talib Star Joe on Compound.
And they're doing fine.
So I think it's more of that it's off limits because of the curfew.
And then also it's probably not the best time to go there.
Hopefully this ends.
I mean, what is this?
Day seven?
Yeah, I mean, two cops were just shot and stabbed in Brooklyn.
See, that's another thing that I was wanting to ask Gav, too, is I feel like boomers were super political and super active 10 years ago.
And right now, everybody's fucking quiet on the right.
Everybody's just quiet.
It's quiet.
They're afraid of being labeled a racist.
Why is everyone quiet for like?
Like, oh, you're silent?
Okay, that means you're complicit.
No, no, it kind of means the algorithms are working against us.
No, yeah, that's why I started using Bing.
I think you guys should start using Bing because Google literally will block out every DuckDuckGo.
Bing is Microsoft.
I'm trying to do some mind control shit.
Yeah, use DuckDuckGo.
I was trying to find government statistics on shootings, and Google would not give me government fucking statistics.
No.go.
Use DuckDuckGo.
When I argue with people and stuff, they just delete my comments.
I typed up like four different responses to different things and all that.
And they just delete it.
The people running the thread can delete it.
Facebook doesn't.
So it's the people that you're commenting on.
The people you're commenting on on Facebook are deleting it, not Facebook.
If Facebook deleted it, you would get a notification from them.
Oh, okay.
Whoever you think your friends are are probably not your friends.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no, I have that too, Eurofags.
Tons, tons of fucking people on Facebook.
Yeah, I had one friend who used to do that, and I would just copy whatever I said because I expected him to immediately delete what I said, and I would just repost it almost as soon as he deleted it.
Yeah, it's a waste of time.
The best thing about this is it's easy to call and trim out your friends list because you know who's nuts.
Yeah, but I don't know if I want to do that.
I want to create an echo chamber.
You know what I mean?
I know my heart that I love black people.
Okay.
I love black culture.
I love everything black.
You can look through my social media for the past years and years and years of my social media.
You're getting very defensive there, Amy.
Nobody, nobody is going to be able to.
And no one is coming at me right now.
Okay.
Like, I don't need to post a black square.
How high are you?
I don't got.
From Elon Musk to Cheech, how high are you?
I don't gotta pat myself on the fucking back saying I love black people, okay?
I don't gotta post a black square on social media and pat myself on the back, okay?
And say, if you're not out there looping right now, I love black people.
What the fuck?
You know, it's just, it's interesting for me just to that we are seeing, you know, you phony.
Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy.
Hold on, hold on.
I think this is a, it's a very interesting look and listen at, you know, what our subscriber base is like.
I mean, it's this kind of anonymous thing to one another.
You know, it's a mess.
You don't know.
But you don't know who's good.
It's mostly good.
No, it's mostly good.
No, no, I like it, but it's funny because a lot of some other demographics that might be, you know, not in this Discord or interested in being in it, they're like, wow, I got friends.
I got friends who are posting up black squares, and they never fucking had a conversation.
I'd never seen them have any interaction with black people.
They never posted nothing that's black culture.
They never fucking posted nothing that's rock culture, nothing like that.
And they're posting black squares.
You're just fucking throwing out LARP and virtual.
Just like what Conry did.
Post white squares.
Yeah, that's funny too.
If you post Thomas Sowell, the black people will tell you you're racist.
So Thomas Sowell is like the conservative black, right?
And they're going to say, that's not what I'm saying.
Talking to Gavin over Telegram.
But that lawyer I was going to contact, that's why I'm going to say that.
White people don't even want your white guilt, you know?
They don't want it.
It's corny.
It is corny.
Speaking of Telegram.
Ryan, speaking of black bass dudes, you should have the Hodge twins on.
Hey, listen, you guys heard about PlayStation.
You guys heard about PlayStation 5.
They were having issues cooling their console and they were going to delay it.
But of course, this fucking thing came out, this whole riot thing.
And then they said, oh, until Black Lives Matter, we're not releasing the PlayStation 5.
Like, yeah, right, dude.
It's your own company's incompetence.
That's why you can't release it right now.
They weren't supposed to release it until the fall anyway, right?
Yes, but the Xbox Series X was doing great.
And everyone who's tested out a PlayStation 5 said like it melted within a few hours.
Yeah, that sounds about.
Yeah.
So they were having big issues with that.
And then, of course, they just blamed it on.
It's just such a shitty way to compensate for economic blows, to try to attach yourself to an ideology.
It's so fucking cheap.
Well, there's two issues to tie together that Gavin would love on his show.
Video game playing and Black Lives Matter.
Let's keep that topic tied together for automated conversation.
We're not going to get yelled at for.
Both of them are terrible.
Yeah, and GTA games had some of the most sexist and racist shit in it.
Don't get me wrong.
They should be free to do that, but they can't be fucking talking about, oh, blue loads and that or just inconvenience.
Yeah.
Inconvenient.
Hey, you're fucking very inconvenient.
So guys, I have finally set up the callers for the call-e calls.
You gotta send out the bad signal somehow.
Yep, and so I'm going to try this.
Hold on one second.
You might hear some weird things.
You can do it, Ryan.
Thank you for calling Colin Studios, host, and call screener line.
Please enter your show number and press pound.
Okay.
Wow.
Oops.
I messed up ready.
That was an imbalance.
I'm going to see you guys for a second.
Hold on.
One second.
Alright, we're going to wrap this up in a second, but I did want to give the chance to anybody who uses the other call just the regular calling option.
Now what's happening here?
Okay, here we go.
Putting in the password.
Hopefully, if you guys get in the morning, it'll pay off.
right now.
Now in the host room.
Okay, I'm in the host room.
All right, Discord, we're going to take a second from you guys.
Hold on, one minute.
All right.
First caller, we got Mike.
Hey, Mike, you're online.
Hey.
Hey, Ryan, how's it going?
How are you?
How's everything?
Good.
So eventually, as much as I do respect you and everything, I would love to have Gavin's opinion on this too.
But I work at a company that's based in New York City, and I left recently, but I was there for a long time.
And I still work there remotely.
But they just put this thing on my calendar that's like this meeting about George Floyd.
And it's like to air your grievances or whatever.
And it's this company that's like 4,000 employees.
And I showed up to the meeting today and 850 people logged on.
Wow.
And I just wanted to know what it was about.
I wasn't even going to join because I knew I'd get fired if I said anything.
But I listened in and the meeting started out with the head of HR or whatever crying on camera.
She's like this white lady and she's crying about her white guilt.
My gosh.
Well, besides that, that's really odd.
I wonder if that's just exclusive to your company or whether or not that's something that they're kind of taking from like a model that they're kind of just spreading around.
Because the protests, I think a lot of them are starting to continue and they're still going because smaller areas see that they're going on and then local, you know, whoever is the head Karen of each town, I know that's a dying meme, but the Karens are real.
And they'll put together a protest and then kind of get it started in their area.
That's probably why it's not dying down.
So this might be a thing that bigger companies are doing.
They caught wind of and they're just mimicking the model.
Because I haven't heard anything like that.
But I'm sorry, you were saying there's something else?
It's really, it's really, really absurd.
And the thing is that this meeting is like a recurring every Thursday meeting that's going to just keep going on every week.
And I listened to the rest of it.
It was like, it was supposed to be an hour long, but it went on and on and on.
And it was just like people getting on and like talking about their lived experience and how they have problems with the cops and everything.
And the HR person was like, oh, this is a safe space.
You can say whatever.
You're not going to get fired or anything, no matter what you say.
But it was clear that whatever you say has to toe the line of like the liberal like ideology or else there are consequences.
Like nobody's going to speak up and like say anything even lightly opposing this whole like this whole like idea that the country is racist and anything black people say is more valid than anything anybody else says.
You know what I mean?
You know what this will wind up?
It feels a lot like in North Korea they have this thing.
I don't know how often it occurs, but I heard that they have these meetings to out neighbors or people in your community or even family members and friends to the state if they did something against the state or spoke against them or was critical at all.
And then they get in trouble.
So it's kind of like this ratten out thing where you kind of have a quota.
So these things keep going on and going on and they'll kind of take, I'm sure they'll probably take note of who doesn't participate.
And the people that are there, they don't say enough, that's kind of suspect.
Maybe it's a way for them to just kind of like, what is it called, sacrifice to be like, hey, look, our company fired this person because they weren't like this.
So it's another really weird high-tech, not a high-tech way, but like a modern way to virtue signal, perhaps.
I don't personally think that there's anything nefarious about this.
I think that people are just afraid to say anything that opposes this whole ideology.
And they know that they will get outed and they will lose their job and there's serious consequences for it.
So nobody's going to say anything that doesn't toe this line.
And because of that, it's created this whole bubble where all these people that are like sharing their lived experience and being all emotional and like thinking that they have some experience that nobody else understands and that the whole country is racist.
Most of these people really believe all of this stuff.
And the reason they believe it is because everyone else is too much of a pussy to say anything.
So my whole thing is, do I risk, do I put something together and script a response, get on camera and say what I really think and purposely get fired so that everybody knows that people know?
Because I think that's the only remedy to this whole fucked up situation is to just start saying the truth out loud.
Yeah, and then eventually that'll inspire other people's wow.
Other people to do the same, and then they would have a lot less employees and then they realize that is not a functional way to continue their business.
That's a great point.
Yeah, call in next week or I'll hopefully Gavin or I will remember this and we could bring it back up.
But thanks for your call and yeah, try back next week.
All right.
Thanks, Ryan.
No problems.
Have a good one.
Good night.
All right.
We have a question.
I believe Mike.
This is Mike.
Hey, what's going on, buddy?
Hey, man.
Yo.
Hey, so I've always wondered this, because you and Gavin tend to have scuffles every now and then.
Can you recall the worst fight that you and Gavin argument that you and Gavin have gotten into before?
Well, what sometimes might look like the worst might not be the worst, but I know sometimes the ones that feel the worst are when, let's see, I genuinely don't have any.
I don't want to get you in trouble or anything.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sure he's fine with it.
But well, no, it's nothing that would even be critical of him.
It's just probably any time that I legitimately don't have a reason, there'll be times when I have excuses or reasons for things, and whether or not they matter, I think the point is that by saying those things, it doesn't really say, hey, I get it.
There's a problem, got to fix it.
So if I really have no excuse and it's just complete retardation that has put me into any situation where he's angry at me, those are probably the worst.
So whether or not there's a lot of yelling, it's loud, or there's a back and forth, that's kind of irrelevant to me.
It's whether or not it has this shame involved where I'm like, I really drop the ball big time on that.
What's that?
Well, do you is there any time that you're just because I mean, I see what you're saying.
I know you're saying like, yeah, I feel worse when I've fucked up.
That's what, what, that's the worst part of it.
And I get that.
But is there any time where you're like, God damn, shut the fuck up?
Don't you get to where you just want to?
Yeah.
Don't you get like to where you want to just fucking punch him in the face sometimes?
No, not that, but no, no, no, I'm not really like that.
To get angry like that, no, not, no.
Here's the thing, is that with the frustration where it comes from for me is when there is a legitimate like something in the various systems that are all working together to kind of like make the tech end of the show run smoothly.
When one of those, I'm frustrated with it, but I'm at the absolute limit of control of like over things.
So back in the days when Skype wasn't working correctly and we would have tons of problems with Skype or things that I go through a procedure where I'm like, this is how to troubleshoot.
Restart this, close that down, connect to this instead of the Wi-Fi or whatever.
And I do everything I possibly can and I'm still getting problems with it.
That's when I'm frustrated because it's like, I'm just as frustrated as you.
I wish we could both be yelling at this thing together, but I get that I'm the face of the tech.
So that's frustrating when I feel like, but, I think I have this kind of retarded bliss that I live in.
But thank you for your call.
That was awesome.
Maybe you can call in next week and ask Gavin what his was.
All right.
Sounds good, buddy.
Have a good night.
Hey, you too.
Oops.
Shake, calling about Ryan versus Dave.
I think we'll take two more.
There's only two more people on the line, so we'll take two more and then we'll kind of head out of here.
Or go back to the Discord for a second, then head out.
Hello.
Hey, Ryan, can you hear me?
I can.
Hey, I was just calling.
I had been listening to some of the back episodes.
I guess they were all just audio of Get Off My Lawn back when they made the transition from Dave to you being the side guy there.
So I was just curious because he was already starting to make some jokes at your expense and Dave's expense at that point.
But before that, he had like never mentioned Dave, maybe like once or twice if Dave had like a speaker on T Lab where he could hear it.
So I was just curious, like, what was it about you that it changed the direction of the show that he didn't want to do with Dave for the first 70 episodes or whatever of Get Off My Lawn?
Oh, like interacting with me more?
Yeah.
Well, I think Dave's strength and or what makes Dave different than me is that he was very much just completely tuned into what needed to be done and stuff like that.
He had been working.
I'm not sure if he learned what I was learning.
We kind of learned at the same time-ish how to do this job.
And so I think we just had two different approaches to it.
But he did mention on the show, you know, now that there's impressions and stuff like that, I can kind of go to that.
So I don't know.
But if you watch the old, not get off my lungs, the Gavin McKinnis show, there was a fair amount of interaction between the booth and Gavin.
It was a little more sparse, but I don't know.
Yeah, I never subscribed to the Gavin McKinnis show.
I've thought about going to Comcom Media just to see some of that backlog.
I don't know if Gavin's ever going to get that content and be able to pull it over to Simpsure.tv.
Have you heard anything else about that?
No, but I think that would be cool to buy the content up.
Because Gavin had mentioned before, too, it was causing problems with this.
They were getting an account with somebody or some streaming service, and they were critical that Gavin was on there.
And that's bogus and a bummer.
But they definitely have to be benefiting from having that whole catalog on there because a lot of people still mention that.
There's a lot of emails about that and referencing it and saying that they missed that just the show there because there was a lot of good moments on there.
So buying that and putting that on the site would definitely be cool.
But maybe that's something I just need to remind Gavin of because I think last time it was mentioned, he responded positive to that.
But thanks for your call.
I appreciate it.
Thanks.
No problem.
We have Daniel.
Dan.
Hey, Ryguy, how you doing?
Dan, bro.
How's it going, dude?
I was just calling to say, you know, I was very introspective this week.
I was seeing all these people on my Facebook.
All these leftists.
So much leftists.
And they're all, you know, we should stop calling Antifa NPCs.
We should call them parrots.
Parrots, because they repeat without thought.
And they're worse than that.
They don't have any original thoughts.
They're all like slogans and shit.
Like, they're all talking about, you know, like they're saying, like, oh, it's why are you against anti-fascist?
It means literally anti-fascist.
I'm like, what the f ⁇ are you talking about?
What I think, you know what's weird is that comes from somewhere.
And I don't know who spawns these things, but you're right.
It's like once there's something out there where like this is the thing, everybody kind of goes along with it.
Antifa being the ones that are kind of militaristic about the indoctrination being a complete part of their lingo, everything they say, blah, blah, blah.
But what was really interesting, I thought, was like, where did this black square thing come from over the weekend, two days ago, the Instagram thing where you put the black square up?
You know, who started that?
Was that a group of people that put that out or just...
Like, wherever it starts, but nobody really knows, but it's everywhere.
And then there's rules for it, and then people are like, you know, saying, hey, there's don't do this, you got to do that, because otherwise it blocks the feed or whatever.
Like, where did this come from?
I don't even know.
They're like a cult.
They're like a fucking cult, man.
Right.
Absolutely.
Yeah, maybe they shouldn't be titled as NPCs, but they certainly get the same amount of attention that one would, where it's like, you don't expect anything really original to come from their mouth.
So it's kind of like they are just like a background NPC.
You get the parrot thing, though, because they have all the neon errant shit.
Oh, that's okay.
Got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Yes.
Very cool, Dan.
Hey, thanks for the call.
Hey, no problem, dude.
Take on.
Wait, I just said take on.
It's not good.
Okay.
So two more calls, and then we're good.
Unless we stay at three here.
Hello, smoking blah, blah, blah.
It says 573, you're on the line.
Monjour?
Monjour?
Monjour, Ryan.
See, hello.
Am I on the air?
You are.
Okay, thank you.
Well, I have reason.
I just first want to say I am very happy this is happening right now.
We need you guys.
I'm not so impressed by the movies that you do, but we do need the live feed.
And I think it's very good that you are live right now.
And I certainly appreciate your opinions and what is happening right now.
Two points, and my memory is not so good, but we have recently moved to a small town around the St. Louis area.
And we it's like, how do you think that we can even survive in this these times?
And we and as far as the, yes, you just brought up the black squares.
I mean, what does that do?
You know, like, so.
I have a lot of other things to say, but I don't want to take up all the time for other people.
Well, sure, you could always call back in with more, but about the what to do thing, that's uh I don't personally know, you know, because I'm not a homeowner or anything like that, but I know it in theory what would be the best is that you have some sort of alarm system on your house or some sort of like cameras or deals like that just in case, but then definitely want to keep yourself armed because you never know what's going to happen.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but we live in a rural town, just only just a few miles away from a relatively small town and in around St. Louis.
And it's definitely, I believe this is the new virus, and it's coming.
It's coming here.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
I would say this, is that if you can't acquire any firearms at this moment because of, you know, everybody's trying to scramble to get one, and it seems like it's too late, my thought is that the protest will die down.
And right now, what's kind of encouraging is there was a video from D.C. where there was a, I mean, it looked like a hundred people trying to get in this one door.
So what it was was recording, according from out the window, somebody was filming a group of people going into a home, like a residence in D.C. But what that actually was, was the person let them in there to shelter them from the police, you know, because the curfew was passed.
So they were actually letting them in.
But they're not really breaking.
I haven't heard almost anything from people actually breaking into the homes in residential areas and anything like that, or even residences like in the city.
I've heard, you know, a place almost burning down and the cops went in there and had to save a child and the family from that.
But as far as I know, I don't think there are any attacks on actual homes yet.
But another thought that I had is that when this is all done and it fades away and you get your opportunity to get armed and all that stuff and prepare for this because that's now a reality that could happen, that what if this happens the next time there is a violence against black people that they want to take to the streets again or when Trump gets re-elected?
So yes, absolutely.
I think that there will be a complete meltdown in 2020 when Trump is elected.
It's definitely Antifa is not so far away from us.
So it's very scary times, but we need to figure out what to do.
And I really enjoyed this show tonight.
Thank you.
That's great.
Hey, no problem.
Well, you know, definitely call back so you can talk to Gavin next week.
He says it's your first call.
So call back and stay safe until then.
And thank you for listening.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you.
Okay.
Now we're just going to blast through these real quick.
Kelly, end goals in life.
Hey, thank you so much for taking my call.
You're welcome.
So I wanted to find out what your end goals in life were.
I currently have an 18-year-old, almost 18-year-old daughter, and it kind of sucks doing that.
So I totally think that you're awesome.
And I, yeah, and so it's really awesome to be able to talk to you finally.
And I thought I wanted to hear what kind of your goal is and I'm trying to work with her on what her goals were.
Well, mine personally are just, you know, if you have something you love to do, try to make it a part of your life as much as possible and then love what you do and stuff.
And thankfully I have that going on for me.
But long term, it's always been, I always picture the same future.
It's, you know, pretty much getting to a point where my life allows the following moment to happen where me and my family, I'm driving and there's jokes and then there's groans because my jokes suck.
And, you know, we're driving.
It's like the sun's going down.
And then we get McDonald's on the way home and blah, blah, blah.
Just like a little, like family with little simple moments like that.
Nothing really crazy at all.
And so how to get there is one thing.
And I'm kind of just, I just embrace however, you know, wherever life's getting me.
I'm not that forceful about how things are going.
I just try to stay as fluid as possible.
And it's wound me up in greater and greater spots.
It's always been getting better.
So, and that's because I feel very blessed and I believe in God.
And a lot of people, you know, a lot of people.
Yeah, a lot of people believe in God and then things don't work out that way.
But I mean, I'm ready for that too.
And that's another thing.
So I don't really know.
But I just want to stay creative and I want to stay in an area where I enjoy what I do and believe in what I do.
And that's where I'm at.
So I'm just enjoying that for right now.
As far as 18 years old, I don't even know if that's an age where you could even discern what your future is going to look like.
The idea, I think, is best to just, what do you picture your peace and quiet to look like when you come home from whatever job it is?
So try to aim towards that vision.
And, you know, to get too specific about it kind of limits yourself.
So that's dangerous, but probably necessary.
But, you know, I almost don't even know because the way things worked out for me are so odd and interesting.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, no, I appreciate that because I think that I really respect your views and I think that you're really creative.
And I think that my daughter's that way as well.
So I really enjoy talking with Gavin and I always really wanted to talk to you.
So because I, yeah, because I think that I follow you on Instagram and I really like your band and I think it's pretty awesome.
So, yeah, so thank you so much for talking to me and giving me that information.
No problem.
Yeah, definitely keep her creative and nurture that.
That'll be the best thing, probably.
For happiness.
All right, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for your call.
You too.
I feel bad every time I cut off the light.
Even though that's probably the last word she was going to say, I feel bad.
Gavin's movie.
I'm going to take a swing.
You're going to say, do you have an idea for how this movie could be released?
Oh, okay.
So, what's going on, Mike?
I was checking my emails today.
I'm in the military, and I noticed that they changed the Air Force.
Whoa.
They made it gender neutral.
No way.
Yeah, they took the word man and changed it to something else.
Wow.
So even the military is becoming pussified.
That is bananas.
That is bananas.
You said Air Force, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a friend that's, he was in the Air Force.
So I can't wait to tell him about that.
He would he's actually going to be pissed.
But I can't wait to tell him because I'm an asshole.
But wow, that's pretty huge.
We got to look into that, and I'll write that down as a note so that way Gavin could talk about that because maybe that's a good green screen too.
Ways that the military's kowtowing to things that are very kind of like anti-Darwinism and bending over for the weakest links.
That's an odd way to go.
Oh, you would not believe how much stuff we go through for that.
Bananas.
Yeah, but I just wanted to say you guys do a great job.
Keep up the good work.
Stay safe, especially out there in Chitzville.
Love you guys.
Thanks.
Have a good night.
Bye.
All right.
Last call here.
Alan.
Hello, Alan.
Hey.
Yeah, so I just had a pretty quick question.
When I was growing up, I always saw adult baby boomers being somewhat politically active.
And they did this for a reason of trying to make the world a better place for those kids.
But it seems now with this toxic liberal ideology being mainstream, it almost seems like most of them are politically silent.
My question is, how do we encourage an older generation to be more politically active again to help combat an echo chamber of liberal ideology?
Well, it's probably a little tough because they have a lot to lose.
They probably have careers, jobs.
Like you said, if they have a family, that's why it's important in the first place to ask that question because whatever they say or do is going to be either standing up for or defending their children and their family.
So these are big decisions and there's a lot to lose.
So the get fire, get in trouble, be brave thing.
Some people have to be very strategic about that because losing everything and now all the chips on the table are gone.
And so even though you've made the step towards bravery and you're doing the right things and saying what you want to say and speaking up, you might be completely nullifying yourself from having any sort of impact.
So I think the deal is kind of to be covert and say to your kids, this is what I'm thinking.
This is what I would do.
I put myself in the situation hypothetically before.
It's to let them know the truth, kind of be the filter between the world and them as a parent is supposed to, usually, but be even more active and kind of let them know that the world they're in, probably not too early because you don't want to bug them out with that sort of thing.
But eventually you're going to have to say, hey, you're going to hear some stuff.
There's an agenda behind it.
But then how far down the rabbit hole do you want to take a youngster?
It's weird.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
But for baby boomers, stuff like that, it's probably hard.
They got a lot to lose.
They have careers.
I guess another thing is where's that balance?
Where's the balance for fighting for your freedom of speech versus losing your job?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, you know, you always have to eat some shit in a job at any sort of situation.
Like if you, you know, even like the military, it's like you don't question anything.
You just go along with it.
You could be treated poorly on purpose because that's part of boot camp.
It's a part of, you know, kind of making you a soldier.
So that's like an extreme of it.
But either way, I mean, people that go to work will have to eat some amount of shit.
And right now it's really weird because it's like morally dissonant shit that you're eating.
And just to have a good filter and then inside, I think truth is now becoming a sacred thing much as religion is.
What you believe in is something you don't go around and preach as much as you know to your core and you just don't waver as far as what you're doing action-wise.
So if you work for a place that presents a conflict of interest for what your morality is and what they're making you do, that is probably when you'd want to get fired.
You know, you don't just get fired because you're like, everybody around me is a liberal.
You kind of just, you deal with that and you find out the little, like Gavin says, like, it's like pressure valves.
You just let one off there, psh, let one off there.
And it's actually more rewarding to be, you know, much like a class clown, like you snicker with your friends in the back of the class.
It makes it funnier because it's wrong to do that and you're being mischievous.
So having a buddy in that work for in that workplace, you can just, you know, sit in the corner, sit and, you know, be a wallflower at the school dance and kind of just make fun of, you know, what's playing out in front of you with everybody else is just, you know, completely indoctrinated and retarded.
So it probably makes it more rewarding to find those little outlets where you could be honest and truthful.
And you know what?
One more thing is that in Japan, I heard it's kind of like that too.
There's a way that you act in, you know, in public, and then there's Your honest opinions and thoughts, which is kept in reserve to your household.
So, I mean, it's possible to do.
It's possible to do.
It just kind of sucks when you're surrounded by it.
I'm sorry.
I hope that answered anything, but that's just a couple of thoughts on that.
And thanks for your call.
All right.
All right.
I don't know what he said, but it was something pretty funny.
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