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June 5, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #50 | SILENT APARTHEID (Part1)

With the studio boarded up, we’re forced to do a show from home. Our intrepid host is in Lake George while his bumbling sidekick is pulling up links from his apartment. We can’t take calls or do giveaways but the general consensus is, these riots have changed America forever. We’ve gone from “us and them” to an even MORE polarized separation where we agree to disagree and separate for good. We are in the throes of an American divorce.

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Speaking of prop planes, and this is included in the read, There's this guy on the lake and he has a tiny little cabin, but he has a prop plane.
And I think in upstate New York, long ago, you know, there wasn't the 95.
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A lot going on.
A lot going on.
A lot of culpability here.
I didn't feel so bad that we were not reporting from this because we're not InfoWars.
We're not... My son is playing Call of Duty in the next room, by the way, so you might hear some inappropriate language.
But, you know, you got Tucker.
Tucker just did a thing recently.
I don't know if I put that in the notes, Ryan, where he broke down how many unarmed Black men are killed a year and it's about nine unarmed black men, 19 unarmed white men.
That's what I figured.
And as far as per cap, because there's a lot more white people than blacks, it's usually about 10,000 out of 10,000 arrests, four unarmed white men will die.
Three unarmed black men will die.
So you go, okay, so is this really a scourge?
Is this really genocide?
And then, uh, Tucker went through them all.
Shannara Veit, Marcus McVeigh, Mazu Askad, Ryan Twyman.
And you're going through them and then there's Atiana Jefferson.
So it was 10 unarmed blacks.
There was nine that were male.
But Atiana Jefferson is a really bad case.
Right?
She was in her house.
She had her door open.
Her neighbors called for a wellness check.
And they look through the screen.
They can see she has a gun.
They go, drop the gun!
Drop the gun!
Then they shoot her through the screen.
Kill her.
Now, if you see someone in their house with a gun, there's a house there.
So just duck around the corner.
You're not out on the street, you know what I mean?
But, so that's an egregious case, worth a march, but the cop's being charged for that.
And I noticed that too.
Remember we talked about that Alicia Keys thing where she goes, killed for having a traffic light.
She talked about Sandra Bland and then you look it up and you go, oh, Sandra Bland was resisting arrest on the flight with the cop and then she had a history of suicide and she hanged herself in her cell.
It's not being murdered for having a traffic light.
So, obviously, if blacks were being hunted for sport by cops, I would be in the front of the line screaming.
But I'm not seeing the evidence.
I'm seeing a lot of short clips.
I'm seeing a lot of memes, a lot of Facebook posts.
But as far as actually digging in the evidence, I'm not seeing a lot.
Even with George Floyd looks egregious, that cop fucked up.
What was he doing?
But then you look up the case and it's like, Oh, he wasn't asphyxiated.
He had a heart attack.
He was on fentanyl.
He had COVID.
Uh, career criminal.
He, he put, forced his way into a woman's home and then pushed a gun into her stomach, held her at gunpoint.
And you go, that doesn't mean you have to die.
He served his time.
And I'm a big believer of when you serve your time, you're back in society.
But it's just so weird having these Karens out there saying, um, We're having a vigil where we're going to walk for George Floyd.
I can't imagine a white guy who broke into a woman's house, held her at gunpoint, pushed a gun into her belly, and then he gets killed by cops, assuming it's murder.
And all these housewives saying, we've got to do this for Fred.
Do they know the story?
They clearly don't, but why are they so curious?
That's the part I don't get.
And I also have noticed that You know, there's a lot of Antifa bashing, which there should be.
A lot of Karen bashing, which there should be.
A lot of these white sycophants bashing, which there should be.
But we seem a little low on the bashing of the people that are... I've seen guys driving a forklift into a Walmart.
I've seen U-Hauls drive into Walmarts.
I've seen cars drive into stores.
And they've been ripping off Rolexes.
I actually saw someone steal a forklift.
I saw a guy going down the street, he had a pallet on wheels, and he had a washer-dryer.
Okay.
Cops don't own washer-dryer companies.
They stole horses.
You saw that too, right?
Police horse.
That's what I mean about us missing all these stories.
Like, are you not seeing enough?
Like, do you come to get off my lawn and go, finally, I can turn on Walter Cronkite and see what's been happening in the news.
I mean, I have been looking at my phone so much that I just dream riots all night.
But I went into an abandoned farmer's field and sort of tried to summarize my views on the four, the three different groups riding and the four different groups that we're hearing from.
You're both so low!
It's like a particular kind of white person.
She's upper-middle class, over-educated.
She has nannies doing all her work.
And so, see, I'm doing it now.
And she ends up being this sort of busybody who wants to fuck with people.
And they fuck with me all the time.
Proud boys get them fired, you know.
They want to do more than talk to the manager.
They want to wreck the life.
And they do a good job of it.
So, black women don't really affect my life.
They don't try to get me fired or meddle with my children's lives, you know what I mean?
But Karens do.
And so does Antifa.
And again, I noticed there's a lot of criticism in this riots.
And they're going, Antifa, these stupid white kids, stay the fuck out of our things.
And white people are saying that too.
And I agree with them, because Antifa are also my enemies.
But I'm not blind to the fact that there's a lack of culpability here with the black rioters.
And there's this vitriol when it comes to the whites involved.
And I am a part of that, because most of my enemies are white.
Uh, sorry.
Sorry, me.
Sorry, White.
But, uh...
It's worth breaking down the different groups here.
Okay, there are, in this writing, there are three main groups.
There's black people that are furious because they see from the media, from skewed statistics, they see police as racists, brutal racists, police brutality.
These brutal racists that are beating them up for no good reason, killing them and getting away with it.
So to punish them, there's degrees And the simplest is non-violent protest, right?
No one has a problem with that.
But then the other end of the spectrum is, I'm gonna trash Wendy's, Walmart, I don't give a shit.
Maybe even black-owned businesses.
I'm pissed off.
Fuck the world.
Okay?
I'm not gonna get into The semantics of which one is right and what are police doing, that's a whole other video.
But that should be really analyzed, the data.
How many cops were shot, what were the circumstances, all that.
I'll be doing that too.
Group 2 are White kids who kind of hate that they don't, they didn't grow up with like a civil rights movement.
They were never freedom riders.
They want some justice and they hear about it.
Their teachers talk about the revolution all the time, but they never get to experience it.
So they want to be part of this.
They also really want black friends.
And they see black people and they see how cool they are, and it's hard to deny black people are generally cool.
When you look at the definition of cool, you know, music and fashion and stuff, they tend to be disproportionately represented in the cool community.
And white kids, they pine for that.
So there's these white kids following around the black kids.
And again, I'm doing the anti-white thing that white people are so comfortable doing.
They're following them around like puppy dogs.
Hey, how's it going?
Yo, what's up, dog?
It's sort of like in the movie Gran Torino where Clint Eastwood says to his son, It's not his son in the movie, but the actor is his son.
He says, these aren't your boys.
They're not your friends.
Or that video going around of them waving at Black Lives Matter and getting a brick through their window as they yell, we're on your side!
So that's group two.
Group three...
Are these Antifa kids who hate capitalism, they hate America, they want to destroy it.
And something fishy is going on with these stupid kids because that's an idiotic belief.
But they seem to be getting a lot of support from lawyers, even judges.
Cases thrown out.
The BRIC thing is really confusing.
That's looking like it's a Globalist funding type of thing that gets Antifa in there.
And now there's a conflict with Antifa and BLM because they're going, you're turning our things violent.
So those are the three groups.
There's sort of a fourth group of suburban Karens who want to get involved in all this, but they just have a little rally in their suburb.
They're sort of the same group as the white sycophants group too, but they're not part of the riots.
I'm not including them in this list.
But isn't it funny how out of those groups, Group One, who has that thing all the way on the end of the spectrum where they're knocking down Walmarts or whatever and looting TVs, is not getting a lot of criticism.
We seem to be reserving it for the other groups.
The Antifa, the Karens, and the Astleykers.
And I hate those groups as much as the next guy.
But I'm not blind.
And I can see that We are focusing on one while ignoring the other.
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We are at 15 minutes.
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Shoot, I had a funny story that I spaced on.
Isn't that unfortunate?
One of my favorite groups, You still got me there?
Yes.
I see the get off my lawn live thing.
Oh, we're back.
One of my favorite groups, and Ryan, I'm jumping way ahead here, 7A, 8A, 9A, and 11A, are these people, I guess they go in the wannabe category, although one of them's black, where they say, yeah, burn it down!
It reminds me of the Dead Kennedys song, Tomorrow You're Homeless.
Tonight it's a blast.
And all these people that say, yeah, I love it.
And I have a theory about this.
I think there's too much, too much movies, too many movies.
No, that's not it.
That's 6A.
I think there's too many movies in American culture.
And I think Americans are starting to believe that what they see in movies is real.
Yeah, that's 7A.
And the movies portray racist cops, they portray America as a horrible, evil shithole where women are human garbage, and they show you movies like Hidden Figures that say black women put men on the moon, or The Help where they say black women race does.
And so they start believing it.
And that, when you're in a sort of a fiction culture, because let's be frank, Americans are not known for their book reading.
I'm sorry if you take offense to that, but I've lived all over the world and I'm seeing that books aren't a thing.
In fact, reading here in America is seen as kind of like, ooh, la-di-da.
But in Australia, Canada, Britain, I don't know.
The weather's maybe not as good as America.
So you end up in sideline, you get bored of TV.
And maybe it's a Gen X thing and I'm, you know, pre-internet.
So that's what we would do.
But I think that when you have a movie culture, Then when you see a Facebook meme, or you see a quick video, or you hear a rumor, you go, yeah, let's run with it.
It's like a fiction culture.
Because I've noticed when I talk to people, I go, did you know he had his gun in a woman's stomach?
And they go, I haven't heard that, but that doesn't matter.
You go, OK, well, why didn't you look it up?
Like, did you hear he was on fentanyl?
I don't know.
Or you'll see a poster.
And it'll be like, Ahmed Arbery, this other woman, I forget her name.
Johnson.
And then, of course, George Floyd.
And you go, OK, I just told you about George.
I don't want to disparage the dead.
But Aubrey, Ahmet Aubrey was not jogging.
He had work boots on.
You don't jog in your work boots.
Fifteen miles from your house.
He was a career criminal.
He was scoping out a construction site.
That doesn't mean he deserved to die, but there's plenty of evidence that he was yanking at the gun and it went off.
That's the other weird thing, too.
Everyone's like, no justice, no peace.
How fast do you want justice?
Instantaneously?
That's only in the movies.
That's only Death Wish and Dirty Harry.
Which, by the way, I saw last night and whoa!
You gotta watch Dirty Harry in the context of these times.
I saw Dirty Harry and World War Z. Dirty Harry is a cop who ain't into red tape.
And there's a bunch of bank robbers, all black, and he shoots them all.
And then you go, oh, he's a racist.
And then the next scene, he's with a black surgeon who, because he got shot in the knee.
OK, so they're clearing out.
But then later he gets a Hispanic partner and the Hispanic goes, you got a problem with me?
And then Dirty Harry's, you know, I don't know, sergeant goes, he hates everyone.
The Mexicans, the Spics, the mix.
He says the N word in a movie.
And that's just part of the flow of the 70s, I guess.
And then I watch and I just think, what is like, What a strange exposition to watch.
These riots in the streets.
This depiction of these evil cops who don't ask questions and just kill everyone.
And then to see one in a movie.
And you're like, they think this is Dirty Harry.
It's just an incompetent cop and it's not a pattern.
Oh my God!
It's not indicative of racism.
Look up the names of the people involved.
Look up the Sandra Blands and the Eric Garner's and the Freddie Gray's.
Get the whole story.
Which was what was so great about Tucker going through those nine unarmed black men in 2019, our most recent data.
And by the way, it was much worse in 2015 when Obama was in charge.
I think that was 32 unarmed black men that were shot.
But anyway, World War Z, you're watching and you're like, and I watched it with the older kids, not the youngest kid, because first of all, it's fucking zombies and they're scary and they can run really fast.
Oh no!
Like, as far as humans go, they're Usain Bolt.
They're the top of human ability.
I got to watch my batteries here because I'm not plugged in.
Oh, we're down to 42, boys.
Are we still there?
Yeah.
So I'm watching it and it's this pandemic that gets out of control.
And, you know, you know the story, right?
It's running zombies and they they can go over the wall in Israel because they just keep climbing over each other like cockroaches.
And then at the end of the film, guess who saves the day?
Oh, the World Health Organization.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much for your wisdom.
Which African dictator did you hire to do Chinese propaganda for your witch?
How many lies did you tell to hide this particular zombie epidemic?
So again, in the context of the time, but that's sort of what's going on with this event.
We're never going to be the same.
This is more than 9-11.
This is, although the deaths were much more serious, but this is going to be pre-2020, post-2020.
And I thought the pandemic was the biggest thing, but this is much bigger as far as like telling your grandchildren.
And by the way, if any of these wannabe whites are telling their grandchildren that they fought for justice, just like the Freedom Letters, if I'm a ghost, right?
And I'm stealing this from Karl Pilkington, who said he wanted to be a superhero called Bullshit Man.
If I'm a ghost, And I feel like a ghost.
sort of manifest and go, that's not exactly what was going on.
Your grandma was not a hero.
Okay?
She was jumping in on a riot that started with a noble cause and became perverted by assholes with an agenda.
It was not pretty.
And your grandmother's a bitch.
And I feel like a ghost.
You'd say, crazy Gavin thinks he's a ghost.
What if you were a ghost and people didn't believe you because your particular manifestation was not translucent?
You were just like this and you're like, I'm a ghost.
And then people could touch you and they'd be like, you're not a ghost.
You'd be like, I know you can touch me and I'm opaque, but I promise you I'm dead.
That's why ghosts are translution, to prove that they're ghosts.
So they can like put a knife in their head and go, see, I'm dead.
Anyway, sorry.
I'm nattering.
Tell me when it gets close to 930.
But within the wannabe whites, there's this group of... Actually, these might be totally different categories.
So let's abandon the categories for a second.
This 7A, the Throw the Rocks at Cars, is perfect, though.
Everyone's seen it.
I don't have the clip on me, but before you show it, Ryan, everyone's seen the one where they go... They're throwing rocks at cars, and then they... Sorry, I'm looking at this on my phone, and I'm getting texts.
Protesters can stay past curfew if peaceful, but need to blah blah blah.
Please don't send me texts right now.
They're throwing rocks at cars.
Oh yeah, sorry, sorry.
The viral video that's going nuts is they go, hey, to these, I don't know, Black Lives Matter in Antifa or whatever.
Hey, from their room.
You've seen it a million times.
It went viral.
And it's probably the most perfect video.
Like, what's his name?
Charlton Buddingsworth?
Donald Glover?
Chocolate Whisperer.
What's his name again?
Chocolate Whisperer.
What's his name?
The kid, the great rapper who's also in the office.
Oh, this is America.
He's in community.
Yeah, this is the weird thing with doing this show.
Names fall out of your head.
Donald Glover, but his name is... Chocolate Bittersworth.
Yes, that is it.
Savion Glover.
Crispy on Savior.
Chocolate.
Is it racist that I keep thinking chocolate?
What the hell's his name?
People are screaming right now at the TV.
Childish Gambino.
Childish Gambino.
Chocolate Gambino.
Not even the same hemisphere.
So anyway, this is America and he points a gun at Trayvon Martin's dad's head, implying that we want to kill Trayvon Martin's dad.
We've all seen the documentary about Trayvon Martin, and it was not what it seemed, and his father was not as present as he said he was, and he had a Crips tattoo he covered up with hands praying, and he may very well have led to Trayvon's proclivity for gang culture.
But anyway, that's not America.
But this is America, in a nutshell.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm your friend.
I'm down.
And then, what the fuck?
We're on your side!
We're on your side!
Doesn't that sum up the country?
No, I shouldn't say that.
It sums up the left.
It sums up liberal rights in America.
It sums up the New York Times.
Anyway, this is another great example of that 7A.
Sorry to take so long to introduce it.
Somebody call the police!
I know!
What?
You want those shit on my car?
What the fuck was in his hand?
Is that what rednecks use in the year 2037?
- Call the police, call the police.
- Somebody call the police.
- Is he a time traveling redneck?
What the fuck was in his hand?
Is that what rednecks use in the year 2037?
A Zychron?
He had his hand on it.
It had a thing here.
Then it had two other spikes.
Is it for killing orcs?
What the fuck was that thing for?
What do you want to do to that kid?
Like, if, say, a kid throws a rock at your car and you've totally lost your temper, you might, like, bonk him in the head with a baseball bat.
Not too hard.
Or, like, I don't know, fucking worst, craziest thing, like stab him with a small knife.
But that thing is going to rip out all your entrails, shatter your rib cage.
It's for murdering bears.
It's a little tense, dude.
Geez, Louise, who knew?
Who knew knives were a thing of the past?
Look at that thing.
Does that go into your soul and remove it?
Holy crap.
Anyway, so that's two great ones.
We should have made this, we would have made this a green screen if we were allowed to go to the studio that we rent.
from someone, so it's essentially our temporary property.
We may not go to it because a cop in Minneapolis used excessive force and a man died.
There's also protests in New Zealand, in Vancouver, Canada, and in Paris.
Hundreds of cities are on fire because of this incident.
Because of George Floyd, the man who sunk his gun into a woman's stomach.
And again, you did the crime, you did the time, I don't have a problem with that.
I just can't imagine another scenario where this is possible.
Like where someone was getting killed at the same rate as the other people in the country.
Every 10,000 blacks arrested, three are killed.
Every 10,000 whites arrested, four are killed.
So that's the pattern, yet the entire globe is freaking the fuck out.
Something else is going on here.
This is more about us and them.
It's really a war of narratives.
We're in a civil war of narratives.
And there's the oppressor oppressed narrative.
And then there's the libertarian.
It's 2020.
It's up to you where you are narrative.
Now, you know where I stand.
I'm in the latter group.
People want to be left alone.
People won't leave them the fuck alone.
But I'm not God.
I could be wrong.
But for the other side of the argument, To cause a global civil war.
I've never seen that with an argument before.
There's, with Miller Lite, there's taste great and less filling.
Those are the two main arguments.
Less filling is not destroying the world.
And I have a, all jokes aside, I have a serious prediction here.
I hereby predict we are going to acquiesce, like a glass of Jared Holt milk, we're going to acquiesce into a silent apartheid.
That is the future of America.
Maybe other countries, maybe the entire West, but definitely America.
What you're going to see is Soweto, Sun City, but it won't be publicized.
So we're going to have brutal segregation.
There's going to be gated communities with whites.
They're going to live in the suburbs.
They're going to hand over the cities to ethnic minorities.
And they're going to virtue signal so they don't get the stigma of apartheid.
And they're going to say, we want to have a march in our suburb.
We want to help.
We love to wear a Black Lives Matter shirt.
They'll have a Black Lives Matter sign on their lawn.
They would never go near those communities.
And if anyone was to sort of rezone the schools, rezone the schools and include a nearby black neighborhood.
Oh my God.
Apoplectic.
They're going to do, they're going to stop virtue signaling real fast, real fast.
The second they see blacks go to their beach or their park, they have it fit and it's chained up.
They like blacks in theory, but not in practice.
And that's the North.
In the South, they like blacks in practice, but not in theory.
That sums up America.
But the former, the Northern thing, is going to become the norm.
And we've kind of seen this already, obviously in Detroit, but also in Baltimore and Philadelphia.
Like Philadelphia, Philadelphians don't live in Philly.
Anymore.
It's gone.
It's been handed over.
And I'm not saying it's been handed over to blacks.
It's been handed over to lower class, low income blacks, low income Hispanics.
And the problem there is that those groups tend not to like each other.
As we've seen in Southern California, Cinco de Mayo at a school that's half Hispanic and half black is a fucking war zone.
And I think white America after this is like, I don't, I'm I'm out.
I'm out.
I honestly believe this.
I think, just like after Martin Luther King was assassinated in 1968, white Americans said, I'm in.
I'm in.
What are we going to do here?
Let's work on this.
Can we do busing?
What should we do?
Lunches?
I want to get involved.
Now, it's agree to disagree.
And I'm not saying I advocate this, by the way.
I don't like this.
I've been living in the city from 1988 till three years ago.
I like the chaos.
I like the differences.
But I don't represent the norm and the norm is going to be I'm out.
I'm out.
I don't you don't like me.
I don't like you, but I'm going to pretend that we're friends.
I'm just going to stay very far away.
That is my prediction.
And and I'll be proven right if L.A.
and New York become Baltimore, Detroit, Philadelphia.
All right.
Anyway, sorry.
Long tangents here.
It's probably time for another read, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just realized, Ryan, you can text me.
And I see it.
Yes.
Before we do the read, let's finish this strange group of people who get what they wish for.
Now, here's a new group that I hadn't included in my part of the riots, probably because they're getting so dissonant so sadly.
Like, the Karens are not involved in the riots, so I didn't include them in that group of three, but there's also woke corporations.
They're tangentially involved in all this, but I don't know if I'd include them.
Do you have the Ben and Jerry's picture I sent you?
It's just, it's as perfect as the previous one.
The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy.
I don't believe that.
But, the latter anyway.
And it's like Ben and Jerry's.
So, the guy who wrote that, that rep, when they see their Ben and Jerry's trash, do they go, you know what?
Good.
Good.
We had it coming.
Is that them doing their part?
Having their store vandalized?
Is that them helping out?
Does anyone appreciate that?
Any black person?
Like, say Ben and Jerry's went, we saw their store was vandalized and we get it and we think it's awesome.
Is there one human black person on the planet who goes, thanks Ben and Jerry's, appreciate it?
Absolutely not.
Yes, there's one.
There's Sherrod Smalls.
No.
Oh yes.
What's he saying?
He posted it on his Instagram.
He was like, it's about time or Ben and Jerry's woke or something positive and not ironic.
No, no, you're missing Sherrod's point.
Sherrod was saying what I'm saying, where they enjoy seeing woke capitalists get vandalized.
I was going a step beyond that and saying, what if Ben and Jerry's saw that, the vandalism, and said, good, I'm glad we're vandalized.
No black person would appreciate it.
It's sort of like that joke, remember we were talking about guys who, because usually white people like white porn, black people like black porn, but then what if you're a white dude who watches black dudes ask white girls, and you were proud of it, and you went up to a black guy and went, hey man, how's it going?
Whenever I watch porn, it's black dudes and white chicks, so.
Thought you might want to know.
All right.
It's hard to know if you're being funny when there's no laugh track.
9A.
Now this is a black dude.
Uh, so I'm not sure if he'd go in Category 1 or Category 2.
I think he's kind of more of a Category 2.
He's like a white dude, even though he's black.
Burn that shit down!
Burn it all down!
What a photo!
And then they just attacked our sister community down the street.
It's a gated community and they tried to climb the gates.
They had to beat them back.
Then destroyed it.
Uh, I'm reading this through a bunch of filters.
Then destroyed a Starbucks and are now in front of my building!
Get these animals the fuck out of my neighborhood!
Go back to where you live!
We already talked about this, but isn't it crazy the whole Proud Boys angle too?
Proud Boys are doing it.
White supremacists.
What?
They're Antifa.
Dressed as Antifa.
And I noticed there was a guy who got fired.
Well, I won't get to that, but I will after I'm done with these lists.
There's a guy who got fired for being a Proud Boy, and I realized Proud Boys become an adjective.
Like, uh, Nazi.
A Nazi used to be a member of the National Socialist Party.
Then, even in America, they had Nazis.
And about three years ago, it meant, like, anti-Semite.
But, it's sort of, like, within the past year, it just means jerk.
Same with fascist.
I would say Obama is a fascist.
I see fascists as an economic model, where you have a czar of energy, a czar of education, and you appoint these mini-tyrants, and the dictator controls the economy.
That's fascism to me.
I think Obama was a fascist in many ways.
But no, now it just means I don't really fall for academia and all this Facebook claptrap about how America is white supremacy.
If you don't think that America is a white supremacist nation, you're a fascist.
Welcome to Mussolini Town.
So the last one, Eleven A, progressive editor.
She pushes for more revolution.
She's in a tiny little progressive zine, almost, sort of like the Village Voice, I think, in North Carolina, called Indie Week.
And she demands that we burn it down, just like this previous guy, Chris Martin Palmer.
And what happens?
They destroy her office.
It's like CNN.
CNN has spent so much time... That wasn't very graphic, by the way.
Have the tweets been deleted?
Hey?
Huh?
Hey?
Can you hear me?
Let me see.
I think they're right about here.
Okay.
The crowd is extremely peaceful and... Oh, here's the pic.
And they're keeping their distance.
Oh, that's cool.
Good reporting, IndieWeek.
There you go.
There you go.
Look, it's a peaceful protest.
God, watching CNN say it's a peaceful protest, literally in front of a fire, in front of a burning building, they go, this is largely peaceful.
You go, dude, do you have reverse on your rascal?
Like, look behind you.
Seeing CNN burn like that, too, was great.
And seeing CNN vandalized was beautiful.
And so much Antifa ass-kissing.
Is that it?
There's an update.
I'm devastated.
We're a progressive newspaper.
We're on your side.
I support you.
Last night I was inside when the first brick was thrown.
By the way, side note.
Bricks are a real mystery, huh?
The narrative on my side of the fence is that it's Soros planting bricks to encourage more violence.
That does not absolve the black people from looting and destroying buildings.
Nothing does.
Sorry.
I can't justify that.
The looting.
I obviously support the marches.
I'm a free speech dude.
But there's no justification for the looting.
And yes, Antifa did egg them on.
You can't egg me on.
It's sort of like that whole, they flooded the hood with crack.
Which, by the way, is a misconception built on freeway Rick Ross and the Nicaraguan freedom fighters and Ronald Reagan allowing coke money to go to fighting Nicaragua and California getting flooded with coke.
In the process.
I'll do a whole video on that.
But, um... The whole, like, flood the hood with crack... They... You can flood my hood with whatever you want.
You can have a... I could go to a restaurant, there could be a bowl of crack on the bar, and I'm like, no, thank you.
I don't want to do that.
You're... No matter what something is flooded with, or no matter who's egging you on, you are ultimately culpable for your own actions.
But, that being said...
Freaks are freaking me out, as we say in Scotland.
Freaking me out.
Maybe I'm being as impulsive as everyone else, and I'm just looking at Facebook memes and pictures, but there's been a lot of examples, and it's very curious, and obviously my first instinct is it's Soros and Open Society doing it, but isn't that easy to catch?
This kind of goes back to what I was saying the other week about how cops can't do anything anymore.
Like, right now they're obviously too busy dealing with riots, but I don't know.
Where's the detective checking when that pallet was placed there and looking up the license plate?
I saw a pic the other day of a plateless van dropping them off.
You can trace a van anywhere in New York, anyway.
You box someone in the head in New York and run away, they'll be like you running down 34th, then taking a left on fucking 12th, and then running down Broadway.
All right, so that's our funny segment called, Burn It Down, Oh Wait, Not Me.
And if we weren't locked out of our offices from looting, that could have been framed in a much more green-screeny, fun way.
But we're about to go behind the paywall now, and we're gonna celebrate with some nudity.
But before we go behind the paywall, I'm not taking calls, obviously, today.
I don't know how to do that on my phone.
Did you hear that sentence?
It's a phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know how to take pictures.
This is 2020.
I obviously can't take calls on this.
It's a phone, dummy.
What do you think?
Some kind of phone?
So obviously we had two winners that were going to get a Loot Crate, Heshy Socks, and a bonus package from Johnny Appleseed, but we can't do it.
So we'll do four winners next week.
Sorry to break your heart, folks.
Can't do calls.
I don't know if you noticed, but the world is on fire!
All right.
Um, you can show those things, Ryan.
And then I think we should shoot.
Where's my pencil?
Oh, I'm using it to hold up the phone.
We should, um, we should jump ahead to more links, but, um, yeah.
So why don't you go ahead and show Uh, the documentary I did on waterfalls.
And then we'll, uh, we'll get back to talking about the riots.
Are we ditching the... Alright, sorry.
We're getting off the free part now.
So, I'm gonna say, get fired, get in trouble.
Boy, this takes... Everything is in a different context now, isn't it?
Yeah.
Uh, not that much trouble.
Get in trouble.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And never stop fighting.
That one still sucks.
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