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GOML LIVE #49 - NEW YORK IS BURNING

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Gavin McGill with Gavin McGill.
	What are we going to do?
	Lola, I lost my stylo.
	Oh.
	Voila.
	Hello, ponjour, bienvenu, get off my lawn.
	How do you say get off my lawn in French?
	Look that up.
	Um, fuck shit is going crazy tonight.
	Crazy today, crazy yesterday, crazy last night.
	America is on fire.
	The race war is here.
	People are mad.
	Oh, Shiza.
	I forgot our readings.
	Did you get that email, dude?
	This does not very professional.
	I got our guys.
	Did you got the email with the reads we have to do tonight?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, can you print it out?
	Yes.
	The auction ends tonight.
	So we're going to get to the murder.
	It's looking a hell of a lot like a murder.
	The death of this guy.
	What's his name?
	George Floyd?
	Something like that.
	And that's just going to be the whole show.
	I mean, there's too much going on here.
	There's riots in New York.
	There's riots in Minneapolis.
	There's probably going to be riots in other places.
	So we'll get to that.
	We have footage of all of that shit.
	But the big picture here is patterns.
	What's the pattern?
	Is there a pattern of police, racist police, attacking, beating innocent black people, murdering them?
	Des conge ma pelous?
	Descendre ma pelous.
	Hmm.
	It's weird that get off means to descend.
	Descend from a.
	That's how you speak French.
	You just come up with fancy English.
	Like to dive is to planger, to plunge.
	I like it.
	I didn't prepare for this outside of this riot.
	I was so busy getting all this riot footage together.
	So, you know, why are you showing all this shit, you fucking retard?
	Oops.
	The assumption, but if you're going to riot, the assumption is, like, think of the lack of logic going on here.
	The assumption is that there is a pattern of police brutality.
	That's a big assumption.
	I look into it myself, as I've said a million times before, that Alicia Keys video where she talks about Sandra Bland and all these different people.
	I made a video about this.
	Out of 29 listed, I found six that were egregious.
	And in every single one of those cases, the cops were severely penalized, jailed.
	So I don't see it as a pattern.
	I see a lot of black-on-black violence.
	I see a lot of black-on-white violence, but I don't see much outrage for that.
	But here's the other weird thing.
	Let's just say that it is a pattern.
	It is a major problem.
	What the fuck is writing going to do?
	Burning Wendy's to the ground?
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	That's in the copy?
	Yeah, you'd have people living on your penis, paying penis tax.
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	Where do you live?
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	Really?
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	So this is pre-washed large.
	It's a pube large on me.
	But if you get a medium and it fits perfectly, if something fits perfectly when you put it on and it's cotton, you've made a mistake.
	Especially jeans.
	Jeans should be a pube too big.
	Shirts should be a pube too big.
	And then a wash and dry and you're going to be perfect.
	Fucking Ryan has some of my best shirts because I shrunk them into baby size.
	And it's so painful seeing you in my Pendletons and all my great flannels.
	It really hurts me.
	They got elbow patches.
	You have hurt me today.
	You have hurt me today.
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	That's my favorite drop.
	She cracks me up.
	That was the last one that was selected, too, by the way.
	It's the last one we used.
	Yeah.
	Well, people keep hurting me today.
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	When I first saw this, I thought, holy shit, that doodle is worth $4,000?
	I'm a successful artist.
	Well, it is a charity for a black baby, an adorable abandoned child who had her father taken away by fucking left-wing lunatics.
	Oh, some new ones up there.
	Some color ones, Pooh, and Monkey Man.
	Is that a painting I did of some Pooh?
	By the way, there was two pieces of shit right in front of the studio today.
	I had trouble driving here.
	Union Square was shut down.
	That whole block is shut down.
	Broadway, parts of Broadway you can't get through.
	You can't get crosstown.
	I wanted to go to Chick-fil-A.
	No, not happening.
	But up here, we can't disclose our office because of left-wing lunatics.
	And I couldn't, if I got out of the car and said, hi, everyone, it's Gavin.
	What's going on?
	I would have been killed.
	So I took my glasses off and I was like, puff your cheeks out.
	Hi.
	I'm the guy who does a diabetes ad.
	Not a lot of social distancing out there.
	Who's that guy?
	Diabetes?
	Walter Brimley or something?
	Yeah, Wilford Brimley.
	Wilford Brimley.
	I'm Wilford Brimley.
	Who's Gavin?
	The Darth Vader.
	So that's almost...
	How much are yours going for?
	Well, you are not good at drawing.
	Yeah, and I didn't have a good cause.
	One of them's at negative one.
	Let me give you a little art tip.
	Sure.
	Don't use different sized markers.
	I did.
	You find a size and you stick to it.
	Think of Robert Crum, the greatest artist probably of all time.
	Does he have fat markers and skinny ones?
	No.
	He's just got his little nib.
	I thought this one was pretty good.
	This is one of my more edgy ones.
	That's Blue Chew.
	Yep.
	Okay, so we got a few clips.
	What do we got?
	One, two.
	Keep looking at the clock.
	So when was this?
	This was 6 p.m.
	This is a couple hours ago.
	it's may 28th Like, it's such a broad assumption.
	The police are racist and they're killing black people.
	And then I go, okay, I get it.
	So you hate hate and you don't like patterns of violence.
	I assume you went ballistic when you saw the nursing home.
	That black guy.
	What was that now?
	I'm going to jump ahead here.
	Jadon Hayden.
	Where is it now?
	Yeah, 3.6.
	Jordan Hayden.
	My brain has these lumps in it where there's names that don't fit in.
	I don't know if we can show this.
	Well, it is on YouTube, right?
	Yep.
	So there's several videos of this man, Jadon Hayden, beating the living crap out of old people, possibly killing them.
	He has a long history of racist tweets.
	He hates white people.
	So if you hate racism and violence, shouldn't you be rioting against that?
	And then they go, well, that was just a freak occurrence.
	We're concerned with patterns here.
	I think it kind of might be a pattern, I'm afraid.
	Look at 3.7.
	So people who hate racism and violence, I assume, want to do something about this.
	Racial violence in nursing homes.
	Shouldn't that be a thing that you're mad about?
	And then they'll say, no, no, no, no, that's just disgusting, corrupt, violent racists that are privatized.
	We're worried about systemic corruption.
	Okay, I get it.
	So you go and you have a protest in Union Square to protest the police.
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you.
	I personally have done my research.
	I don't think that it's a thing, but I understand that you see these cherry-picked examples where Sandra Bland was murdered for having a taillight out.
	No, she was constantly trying to kill herself, and she managed to do it while in custody for accosting a police officer.
	But go to 1.3.
	People are also yelling, hands up, don't shoot.
	Which is weird, because that was Mike Brown, and he didn't have his hands up, and he didn't say, don't shoot.
	I gave you, last week I gave you a bona fide example of a black man killed because of racism, no other reason.
	But no one cared.
	And coincidentally, he was killed in Alabama, which is not a swing state.
	So the Dems can't use it.
	See, this is what the subtext here is.
	The Dems like to get people mad because it gets them to the polls, especially blacks.
	And if they don't get blacks to the polls, they don't win elections.
	So they have to convince everyone that we are living in a Klan rally.
	And that is especially important in swing states like Florida, hence Trayvon.
	Like Georgia, hence, who was the guy we were doing last week?
	Ahmed Aubrey.
	And is Minnesota a swing state?
	That would be pretty shocking.
	Because when blacks are murdered in Alabama by real racists and it's a bona fide, everything bad that you think and the media didn't twist shit.
	What did you look up, by the way?
	Could Minnesota ever become a battleground state, despite its long history as a Democratic stronghold?
	It is possible Minnesotans could some 2016.
	Dude, Minnesota's been going nuts.
	That's what that guy was telling me that all the blue collars are so pissed off about lockdown and they're blaming it on the governor that Minnesota was starting to go red.
	Just as of 2020, this is very recent.
	Yeah.
	So the media finds this case, which again does appear to be a very egregious use of police force.
	Looks real bad for the cops.
	Real bad.
	But They choose, they pick and choose what cases to cover and what cases to cause riots, and they chose this one.
	And it's in what could become a swing state.
	But let's stick to New York.
	What's one for?
	I like to look at hashtags because I see Twitter accounts I've never seen and I see these fucking beta mails.
	This is totally off topic.
	But look at this guy's face, Joshua Potash.
	Look, click on his face.
	Nothing wrong with that seven-year-old with a beard.
	Oh, man, what a bummer.
	You know, he's wearing Birkenstocks, too.
	Not even, they're the worst Birkenstocks.
	They're the ones that go over your toe that chefs wear.
	They look kind of like crocs, and you slide into them like slippers.
	Shoes that you could never fight in, because you know you'll never have to fight.
	Because if someone slaps your girl, you'll just walk away.
	No, not those.
	The slipper ones.
	Those are frayed.
	How are those allowed in society?
	Those are terrible.
	That's what he wears.
	I promise you.
	And the backs of his jeans have scraped on the floor so much on the road that they're all frayed.
	Like the bottom of his jeans are frayed.
	Want to talk about prejudice?
	You want to talk about hate?
	I hate people who have those shoes.
	Hate has a home here, and it's based a lot on stupid shit.
	Let's see what's going on.
	No justice.
	No peace.
	We haven't even started the trial yet.
	And here's another weird thing.
	We saw he was not resisting arrest by the restaurant.
	There was restaurant CCTV footage.
	And then we see a knee on his neck.
	No one's seen the actual altercation.
	How did he go from not resisting arrest to being on the ground?
	Did they just throw him on the ground and kneel on his neck?
	Let's see.
	How did he die?
	What was the cause of death?
	The cop during the arrest said, don't do drugs, kids.
	I heard somebody say, what are you on, right?
	That was the cop repeating that?
	Yeah.
	Forgery is the stupidest arrest I've ever heard of.
	Writing bad checks.
	Forgery in progress, too.
	There's a forgery in progress.
	Still signing the check with a fake name.
	He writes really cursive.
	What's number 15 there?
	Did we show that yet?
	I'm getting the New York stuff out of the way.
	Yeah, I think we should.
	Okay, so it's made it to New York City.
	Of course, it makes it to New York City.
	And of course, it's predominantly upper class, upper middle class white kids.
	They've had enough of brutality against blacks.
	They don't know any.
	They don't live in those neighborhoods.
	They live in Williamsburg.
	They live in the West Village.
	They live around NYU.
	Union Square is basically in NYU campus.
	But they've had enough of the way the cops treat black people in East New York and Harlem and Brooklyn.
	But before we continue with a check-in on Minneapolis, and I got a lot, man.
	It looks like Syria over there.
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	He's called him fat before, but like nicely.
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	Trans women, if you're becoming men, trans men, I guess I should call you, you should maybe take a week class in ball busting because it gets pretty harsh.
	Like the things that a girl would say to a girl that would make her cry, men say to men on a daily basis.
	And sometimes you have to go, that hurt me very much.
	You have hurt me today.
	I remember one time I would do these caricatures of my coworkers, Shane and Sarouche, at vice, when we would go and wait for the newspapers to come out when it was still newsprint.
	And I would draw these fucking really exaggerated caricatures that were so insulting that I knew it hurt them.
	Like I'd make Sarouche's nose so huge and his wrinkly eyes and I'd make Shane a big, giant fat pig.
	And I was a better artist then because I had been a cartoonist and came to vice through that.
	Anyway, I could tell I hurt Shane really bad once because he said, you know, that looks bad on you.
	And I go, what?
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	We got a lot coming up this week, by the way.
	We interviewed John McAfee, and one of the conditions of him doing interviews is they can't be behind a paywall.
	So we'll put that up on YouTube.
	We watched E.T. and made the case that it's a pedophile movie riddled with child sex symbolism.
	Symbos?
	Some of the Otis symbos.
	So we actually make two cases in that movie.
	We argue that Steven Spielberg is a pedophile.
	And we give examples, including Indiana Jones boning an 11-year-old and in Hook, all the kids dressed up like an erotic gay novel.
	And then we talk about how pedophiles See themselves as these ugly creatures, and we prove that by this what's her name, Patricia Picciolini, who does these creatures with little kids, and it's Tony Podesta, John Podesta's favorite artist.
	And then, after all that establishing, we go through the movie piece by piece.
	Yep.
	Why do pedophiles like her art?
	I'm not saying her art is bad.
	I think it's really interesting, and it's incredible.
	She's incredibly talented.
	But why do pedophiles enjoy this art so much?
	And then we did the movie The Help.
	So that's, we're going to air that next week.
	And Gary's back with Gary's mailbag.
	This is our home challenged New Yorker.
	And then we have Larry Barnes is back fighting with Larry Barnes.
	Picked him up.
	Yeah, that is a raw store.
	Shows.
	Lots of stuff.
	Plus Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Copper Cab, Joe Biggs, Sof, and the like.
	All right, so let's get to Minneapolis.
	Look at this fucking video.
	Shouldn't you wait till the trial's over and see if, what if he gets the death penalty, this cop?
	Then you'll go, oh, good.
	We got justice.
	Jesus.
	You can zoom in a little bit and not show everyone in the world that I rip off Milo for my research.
	Look at that.
	It looks like a Banksy landscape.
	Is that...
	I guess we kind of overdid it.
	Shit.
	Yeah, we burnt our house.
	This is in the Dead Kennedy song, Riot.
	Where they go, tomorrow you're homeless.
	Tonight it's a blast.
	Look at 1.7.
	More Dresden footage.
	This is a Wendy's.
	I don't know if you know this, but a lot of racist cops own Wendy's.
	So if you want to get back at them, make sure Wendy's is gone.
	You know what?
	I'm glad they did this.
	Fuck Wendy's.
	They don't even have milkshakes.
	What?
	A frosty?
	What is that?
	It's just a big thing of slightly melted ice cream.
	Fuck you, Wendy's.
	Die.
	Good.
	Fuck MPD who owns Wendy's.
	Anarchy.
	What they just accidentally gave away is that in an anarchist socialist commune, there will be no fast food.
	So careful what you wish for.
	Or food at all, for that matter.
	What's 1-8?
	Let's keep going through the carnage.
	Is this depressing?
	Oh, yeah.
	These are women pissed off.
	They go, this is our neighborhood, dumbass.
	Here, go back.
	I want to hear the audio.
	Instrumental
	Look at that building.
	There's nothing left but a few bricks.
	It's completely hollowed out.
	Fuck the banks.
	Anarchy.
	What do we do after this anarchy with money?
	How do you store your money?
	Good cops or dead cops?
	Fucking bank.
	Also, another thing I don't think a lot of people realize is that racist cops own most banks.
	U.S. Bank is owned almost exclusively by racist cops.
	And I think people before this, they would put up with it.
	They'd say, ugh, it sucks that U.S. Bank is 100% owned by racist cops, but it's the nearest ATM in this community.
	I'm going to keep it.
	It sucks that they own Wendy's, but I like their shitty milkshakes.
	And then after this, they went, you know what?
	Fuck it.
	Party's over.
	Was that 1-8?
	Hey, show that one I sent you after I sent you my notes.
	That almost said articulate, which is a dog whistle, I think, for racism.
	But a very succinct and clear.
	Wait, did I not?
	Okay, look at Summit.
	Okay.
	Giving away our sources.
	That's a sin.
	There's some woman screaming about.
	Look, I don't care how you feel about this.
	This building.
	Yeah, there she is.
	It's a top story.
	What does it say?
	Black woman complains about rioters.
	The motherfuckers need to go home.
	Just clip here, right?
	Yeah, click on that one.
	One more day.
	I made it longer than that before she gets her medication.
	That's why I came up here.
	All this shit is up here.
	And State Paul ain't got shit to do with what happened.
	We ain't got nothing to do with it.
	And these people don't give a damn about George Floyd because they took the five police officers.
	They're going to task him with an investigation.
	That's right.
	He's being investigated.
	No justice?
	Should justice be?
	Like the second someone we see a video, we just go, you're dead.
	They're doing that.
	They're outside his house, you know?
	Here, go to 2.5.
	They've been outside his house like 24 hours.
	That's them in front of his house.
	Like, I don't understand what you want.
	A lynch mob?
	People are mad.
	And I understand you protest in front of his house.
	I get that.
	But people are mad that the cops are guarding his house.
	Well, what do you want to do?
	It's like the Beatles.
	I never really understood that.
	When they're running and the women are chasing them, what if they just stopped?
	Would they have their clothes ripped to shreds?
	Would they get raped?
	Would like 10 of them be blowing John Lennon?
	Would there be like nine tongues on his balls?
	Or would they start, after they got all the clothes, would they start taking locks of hair until they were sort of these shivering masses with bleeding bald patches?
	Oh my God.
	Best case scenario, they stand in place and just kind of like move a lot.
	Hug them, they maul them.
	Maybe they'd suffocate them.
	They'd keep piling on, and then the beetles would just suffocate.
	I can't breathe.
	Remove yourself from me.
	Go to 2-6.
	That's yesterday day, I believe.
	And what time is this at?
	This is either last night or tonight.
	Do you see a time?
	15 hours later.
	Okay, so this is last night.
	And they're mad that cops are guarding the house from a mob.
	Well, are you saying give us permission to kill?
	Look how many fuckers are.
	And then just pause, pause.
	Okay, say if you are saying that.
	So now you want a system where when we see a bad video, the cops don't get involved and we're allowed to go kill the guy.
	Because Max Hare is in prison right now with a guy who raped, sorry, who killed a pedophile for raping a girl.
	And that's vigilanteism and that's illegal.
	But according to this logic, he shouldn't be in prison.
	He killed a pedophile.
	So they want to go kill this cop, Mike Freeman.
	So you want a world, you want vigilanteism.
	Like, just be consistent here.
	I'm trying to figure out your system, your modus operandi.
	Like with Brett Kavanaugh, they go, okay, some woman said that she was raped in college.
	Okay, okay, I'm with you.
	But now anyone who accuses anyone of rape with zero evidence, and it could be 30 years ago, is going to prison, you realize.
	That could be your guy next.
	But are these the rules you want?
	...are defending this killer's house.
	Look how fucking many are defending this killer's house.
	Look how fucking many...
	Look how fucking many.
	Look how fucking many.
	Look how fucking many are defending this killer's house.
	Look at this shit.
	Look how fucking many.
	Six or seven less?
	They're not there to show that they support him.
	They're there so you don't rip his face off and throw it in the garbage.
	Okay, go to 1.9.
	Neighborhoods destroyed.
	We gotta get all this out, right?
	Oh.
	That supported a few Intel.
	I don't know.
	Wait, what's going on?
	It's not supported on the browser, so I just got to open the telep.
	Open the telp.
	Telegram.
	Yeah, I thought we rehearsed this.
	They all worked except for this one.
	This one's not supported.
	Here we go.
	Look at that.
	This is more serious than Ferguson, isn't it?
	Here's one thing.
	I'm glad I remembered to say this.
	I used to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis in the 90s.
	It was like a punk anarcho place.
	There was a big fucking punks, and this is before Antifa was annoying rich kids, and it was like vegans who made their own donuts.
	And I was surprised at how un-racist it was.
	There's certain towns like that, and maybe it's certain times.
	Like in Philadelphia, I went there in the early aughts a bunch because it's close to New York to see shows and stuff.
	And it's much more diverse, not diverse, but much more desegregated than New York.
	In New York, there's black bars and there's white bars.
	And at every black bar, there's a couple white guys.
	In every white bar, there's a couple black guys.
	But it's a very segregated city, despite what the beastie boys tell you about the subway.
	We're all together, black and brown on the subway.
	No, we're not.
	No one knows any Puerto Ricans at all, except this.
	But Minneapolis, mixed race couples all over the place.
	Race didn't seem to be a thing there at all.
	Another place like that I noticed is Pittsburgh.
	Blue-collar town.
	Welders get along.
	Maybe it's because they're all working class and they work together anyway.
	But Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, and Philadelphia, and I have to give the caveat of times because maybe Philadelphia's changed drastically.
	But they seem to be the least racist places ever.
	So it's strange that you're seeing this total and utter fucking destruction.
	Go to the police cars on fire, 20.
	At least, I got to say, at least there's logic here.
	Like Wendy's, I had a bit of trouble understanding the logic.
	Police car, I get it.
	That's the same, that car looks like the car that the guy was killed by.
	It's the dude you hate, Mobile.
	Yeah, gotcha.
	The jerk was in that car.
	This is clear.
	Where are they, though?
	Are they at a police station?
	Turn it up.
	We have to give them room to riot, as the mayor of Baltimore said.
	Yo, they broke the gates of the police thing, my niggas.
	They fucking up the street.
	Fuck Trump.
	This is Trump's fault.
	Oh, shit, here they go!
	Yeah, it's a bad look, you cops.
	If you can't defend your own police station, we need you to defend the whole city.
	How can they white people are doing?
	Rich toy kids.
	We have never experienced any kind of cop-black interaction besides what they see on their fucking phones.
	There's total grounds for martial law.
	That is martial law-worthy.
	You know, let me say this.
	If it was true that police were randomly killing black people, I would want, I wouldn't burn down Wendy's, but I think we should take to the streets and fight.
	If there was no justice, if cops were getting away with murdering black people and there was no investigation and they just kept doing it, time to riot.
	Yeah.
	But that's not the case.
	What's 2-1?
	I have a problem here.
	Do a little reload.
	This is, by the way, when you burn down Wendy's in U.S. Bank, the racist police that own them don't exist.
	That was a joke.
	So we're talking about insurance companies.
	This has just been a very bad week for insurance companies.
	Wendy's is insured.
	Look at this.
	Woo!
	Go now!
	Dude, here's what happened.
	Just like with the Beatles, what would have happened if they got one of these cops, it would be like Mogadishu.
	It would be like, actually, that's a theme going around.
	Minneapolis or Mogadishu?
	Look at 2-7.
	You have to try to tell the difference between the two.
	But yeah, if they got a hold of these cops, would it be like, remember in Benghazi?
	They dragged that Marine behind the cars till his skin ripped off?
	Do you think that's what they do?
	I think they would beat the shit out of the cop till he was unconscious.
	Then he'd be lying there, and then people would run up, stomp him on the head, and run away.
	And everyone would get a stomp in, and he would die.
	His skull would crack, and he'd have a brain bleed, brain hemorrhage.
	That's what I think would happen.
	So you're sitting there in a cop car going, wheels don't fail me now.
	All right, we have a giveaway that's going behind the paywall.
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	But there's no sense in telling you that because you're watching the show for free, which is why I bombard you with sponsors.
	Now we're about to go behind the paywall, continue this investigation, and talk about Trump and his free speech thing.
	We're also going to talk about the Karen conundrum because Karen's have fucked with me my whole life, but I understand it's a racist term, Karen.
	So I'm of two minds about it.
	We'll talk about that.
	And then, of course, we'll take calls and do doodles that we then sell for charity for justiceforliberty.com.
	Get fired.
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	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Subscribers, stick around.
	Why is it so hot in the studio?
	Is it because we're...
	But is it because we're on that certain floor?
	It's not that bad outside.
	It's like 75.
	Imagine what it's going to be like in here in July.
	I like it.
	Personally, I like it hot.
	Hot, humid.
	Bring it on.
	But are you the, okay, this is what I don't get about Puerto Ricans.
	Do you have the same body as me?
	Like, if it's hot out and I'm wearing jeans, my legs sweat, and then I have wet legs.
	Do you never get wet legs?
	You get a little wet, yeah.
	Some wetness.
	That's not a good feeling.
	That's like you pissed your pants.
	It just feels a little tropical is all.
	I think it's pretty great.
	Tropical?
	You have a wet bag.
	Like, your crotch is moist.
	Your balls are sweating.
	Your butt crack gets all itchy.
	You get swamp ass.
	And you sort of feel like someone's pushing on you.
	And it's cold.
	You're refreshed.
	Ah, you go outside.
	Ah, wind.
	Wind.
	Wind.
	That's a downside.
	The wetness is a downside, but otherwise feeling, otherwise I feel like I'm in a blanket when I'm walking around and it's hot.
	That sounds terrible.
	I love a good blanket.
	In a blanket?
	You're gay.
	Like, the air's like a Pendleton.
	No.
	Pendleton is great when it's really cold out and you don't want a jacket.
	I don't even need a winter jacket.
	Like, my wool suits, I could wear those throughout the winter.
	Okay, so what's this now?
	So caller one and caller two, get away, get all this shit?
	Well, we'll get to that when we do the calls, I guess.
	All right.
	Let's continue down this line because we're never going to touch on it again.
	You see the looting Target?
	Target also owned by racist cops who are now broke.
	That's 2-2.
	Wait!
	They eat the 2-2.
	Look at this.
	Like, that guy's got a small basket.
	What's in the basket?
	To make that worth it, it would have to be like hard drives and iPhones or something.
	And TVs, I get TVs.
	That's a good steal.
	So people with lamps, just whatever.
	You'll often see like paper towels.
	Or I saw one kid.
	This might be in the next one.
	What's two, three?
	Oh, no, that's a separate thing.
	Okay, we'll get to that in a second.
	But I saw this kid just, he had a big thing of clothes like this, and he's just throwing them into a car, probably his parents' car with the windows open.
	And you're like, what are the odds those clothes are going to fit anyone in your family?
	Or you're going to like them?
	Like, what if it's a bunch of pink leggings for you and your brothers?
	That's what I also don't get about stealing Amazon deliveries.
	Like, I recently on Amazon bought a latch for my fence.
	What are the odds it's going to fit your fence?
	Ooh, those guys I just saw on the top right, I don't think I put them in my notes.
	I meant to.
	They're these guys guarding?
	Yeah.
	Some patriots.
	So tell me who you are.
	Articulate patriots.
	So tell me who you are.
	Well, I mean, free Americans, yeah.
	And what are you doing today?
	We were out here yesterday, too, down on the original protest site.
	So basically, you see in the records that cops keep.
	And cops are a lot less likely to try and tread on people's rights when there's other armed Americans with them.
	So we figured it's about damn time that some, or at least I figure that it's about damn time some heavily armed rednecks stood with fellow citizens.
	And why are you protecting this store?
	Well, I mean, this wasn't exactly a specified action.
	We've been kind of...
	So we just kind of ended up here.
	We've been moving around and just trying to see what's what without getting necessarily completely slapped by massive groups of people.
	And while we were walking, Somebody mentioned that there were some guys at the back of the South, who wound up, they were over to go buy something, and they said that they're closed and they're defending their businesses.
	Oh yeah, Target's on fire, by the way.
	But anyway, so we heard...
	Isn't that amazing?
	Keep going.
	We better get up and go see if these guys need help.
	It turns out these guys are out there shattering windows trying to keep looters out of the business because cops can't get in here.
	And so, you know, I figured, before they were cops, they were just Americans.
	So here we are.
	What are those guys, human t-shirts?
	I want to make a t-shirt of every quote he said.
	Before there was cops, there was just Americans.
	Just free Americans.
	You know, it's interesting, too.
	They say we're standing with our fellow citizens just in case the cops infringe on our liberties, too.
	Yeah, they're not very pro-cop.
	But they're protecting looters, too.
	I mean, they're protecting people from being looted.
	Yeah.
	And they brought guns because those kind of situations are dangerous and there's looters.
	And the narrative that Antifa pushed was Proud Boys went down there to kill looters.
	And the media ran with that.
	David Cross even retweeted that.
	Okay, so here's a funny little side thing.
	2-3, some woman, fatty in a wheelchair, goes to Target and the initial view, you go, some poor crippled woman is getting attacked.
	Look, she doesn't seem to care.
	So she's blocking them from taking a cart of stuff.
	She's defending Target and attacking people on her chair.
	And you go, okay, we have some horrible people.
	But then I start looking into it and she may have been armed and was stabbing people.
	That's 2-4.
	And be perfectly healthy.
	I think she may have stolen someone's rascal or bored or mom's.
	And I think she's trying to stab people as they come out here.
	Stab looters.
	There's another video.
	But she's got a knife and a sprayer.
	She's blocking the exit.
	Now, I don't know if I believe.
	So let's just pretend that she is stabbing people, right?
	What are you doing, mom?
	Like, what if your mom gets in a rascal and goes, I'm going down to protect the target?
	You go, actually, Uncle Ed has suited up and he's got his gun.
	He's going to defend places.
	That makes sense to me.
	But I don't...
	Mom, I don't want you going there.
	I don't want you attacking people in your...
	Look at this.
	That's your mom.
	She's just sitting there.
	She's got glasses in her hands.
	Those are glasses.
	Maybe she pulled out a knife at that point, but first she's just blocking their way.
	She appears to be ready to die.
	Yeah.
	She's got glasses in her hand.
	There's no knife.
	Oh, they stole her stuff.
	her leg is moving What the fuck is going on?
	What is going on?
	So that's a, that's, I know that sounds like it's totally on topic, but it's kind of off topic.
	We have told these women, these sort of Karens, that they can go beat up a mob of black looters and it'll just go great for them.
	Like, you're going to die.
	And then you bring a knife?
	Who, like, your mom, we're in a situation now, and I blame feminism, where your mom is bringing a knife to a riot.
	There's other pictures of her.
	That's pictures of the knife.
	Oh, that's footage of her walking around, allegedly.
	The aftermath pictures?
	Anyway, remember the movie Splice that David Caradine did about a mutant child that Adam Big Nose made?
	I should do movie reviews.
	What's his name again?
	Adrian Brody.
	Adrian Brody, yeah.
	Adam Big Nose.
	God, that is a honker, isn't it?
	I mean, he's lucky he got a movie career with that cartoon face.
	He looks like a bird.
	Anyway, the girl in it.
	What is that, the whole movie?
	No.
	Like a three-minute clip.
	Okay, well, we want to see the girl in it.
	You're better off in Google Images.
	Yeah, that girl has joined Antifa now, and she wants us to know that all of the stuff we've been watching for the past 45 minutes is just a protest.
	Just protesting.
	Police brutality.
	This is obviously too late.
	Blow her up.
	Good morning.
	I know a lot of things that aren't going to be shared outside of Minnesota, so at least I want you to share the things that my neighbors said about the protest yesterday.
	First of all, it was a protest.
	It was not a riot.
	Six white men who the organizers were all black women begged to stop with their rottenness decided to do all vandalism and turn it into a motion.
	Echoing has dropped me insane.
	Why is it doing that?
	Opening telegram or whatever you have to do.
	Six white men did all that damage we just saw?
	Including burn Target to the ground?
	Did they destroy the Wendy's?
	What's going on, dude?
	Am I showing anything private with this?
	I don't know.
	No.
	Good morning.
	I know a lot of things aren't going to be shared outside of Minnesota, so at least I want to share a few things that my neighbors have said about the protests yesterday.
	My neighbors have said about the protests.
	It was a protest.
	It was not a riot.
	Six white men, the organizers, who are all black women, begged to stop with their robbiness, decided to do all the vandalism and turn it into a riot.
	It wasn't a riot.
	Also, the police put up jammers so that people cannot live stream.
	And so it was very hard for people to do 50 videos for people to see what was happening.
	They also shot rubber bullets into the crowd and would not let EMTs or EMCs actually get to the people there.
	People would call 911 saying, hey, they were hurt By a rubber bullet, and they wouldn't be able to get to the hospital.
	People actually had to drive people who were hit in the head with rubber bullets to the hospital.
	See, this babysitter is Antifa.
	When you see Antifa doxing people and shit like that, and you finally track them down, they look like that.
	They're rich white girls.
	The jurors who threw Prowboys in prison, they were all this, rich white girls.
	And I know that sounds racist, and we're going to get to that.
	But before we abandon this subject, Don Lamon wants you to know that we have a new pandemic now, and it's much more deadly.
	This is the guy who said white men commit way more terrorist acts than we should.
	He said, we showed this on the show the other day.
	He said, we can't demonize a group of people.
	We have to remember that, no, he made it one sentence.
	Before demonizing a group of people Please remember that white men Are the problem with this country We need to stop demonizing people And realize that white Nationalists are like the No, he said white men.
	So his new take on this, and I want to say something good about Don Lamont just for fun.
	I kind of like that he does what I do, and he doesn't seem to read from a transcript.
	A teleprompter, sorry.
	The president tweeting, of course, tweeting, as he always does, that Twitter is stifling free speech and threatening that he won't allow it to happen.
	But there are two major crises in this country tonight, okay?
	As I said, two deadly viruses killing Americans.
	COVID-19, Racism 20.
	Now we all know that racism is not new this year, but the latest gay racial show and CNN is from just last night.
	The death of George Floyd.
	This black man in Minneapolis, who died after a white officer arresting him, held him down with his knee on his neck.
	Four Minneapolis police officers were fired today as the FBI has opened an investigation.
	A disturbing video showing two officers with two floor.
	So that's the segue.
	We've gone from the pandemic to the race demic, and it's COVID-19 to racism 20.
	And here's a weird thing.
	I didn't know about this, but go to 3.0.
	So the mayor comes out and he says, this is terrible.
	We're going to, let's get him fired, and we're going to investigate.
	Same thing you'd say if you were the mayor.
	And then he brings out this tranny who is just like an old gay with long hair who sings amazing.
	This is the, this guy is, what's his name?
	Andrea Perkins or something?
	And she is very, like right below the mayor.
	Turn it up.
	That say a wretch like me.
	What?
	Anyway, she goes on to say, I am asking my colleagues, the mayor, anyone else who is concerned about the state of affairs in our community to declare a state of emergency.
	Okay.
	What?
	Declaring racism as a public health issue?
	What?
	How esoteric is that?
	Until we name this virus, this disease that has infected America for the past 400 years, we will never, ever resolve this issue.
	Fuck you.
	What's her position?
	Besides doggy?
	Go back to the previous article.
	Yeah, that was 3-0.
	So she's like the head of municipal affairs.
	Like, go down, go down.
	What is it now?
	Go to the text.
	Minneapolis City Council Vice President.
	What the hell does that mean?
	A City Council Vice President.
	Bizarre.
	All right, here's another.
	We're coming to the end of this discussion.
	Here's Chris Cuomo talking to, I think, George Floyd's best friend, and he's fake crying.
	Look at his fucking face.
	You got to zoom in on this.
	He's literally pouting.
	I sympathize.
	Look at him.
	He had no feeling.
	He had no remorse.
	He had in him.
	He had no feeling.
	I don't even think he had a heart at that moment.
	And he's going to feel that for the rest of his life.
	I've never seen him make that.
	I'm going to hear my man say this.
	I can't breathe.
	I want my mama.
	And I'm coming to find out that this man died two years on the day that his mom died.
	I'm a mama's boy, bro.
	It's like that hurts me deep.
	I'm thinking and like something needs to be done.
	I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Cuomo, because in movies, the way you make yourself cry is they give you this like lip balm, whatever.
	It looks like chapstick, but it's mint.
	And you put it under your eyes, and this mint shit goes up and it makes your eyes water.
	I'm willing to bet 500 bucks that Chris Cuomo did that before that segment.
	So he could get some nice crocodile tears going.
	He is fucking shameless.
	Finally, speaking of celebrities, Ice Cube is not happy about this death.
	It is indicative of a pattern.
	Motherfucker got it bad because I'm brown, as he said.
	A wolf's in wolves clothing.
	What?
	Wolves?
	How many wolves is he using for this clothing?
	I guess that makes sense, right?
	Because if you want to make an outfit out of a wolf, you'll need several wolves.
	Oh, and multiple wolves.
	Oh, shit.
	A wolf in wolves clothing.
	What a fucking boob.
	The demons are among us.
	Fight the cowards.
	You'll notice, by the way, I get pilloried for saying, for being violent and endorsing violence.
	And when you read the less Jargon, it is nothing but violence.
	I appreciate violence.
	Punch the Nazis.
	We have to fight.
	We have to fight them in the streets.
	We are not civil.
	Whoa.
	Never seen this before.
	Manipulated media.
	You click on it.
	And then pictures circulating online are not of Minneapolis offices.
	Well, that's what I was going to get to later.
	So they just put that up like within the past hour.
	Because when I was doing my notes, I wasn't there.
	So the new thing is they fact-check you.
	And if you're a blue checkmark, they want to make sure that you are correct.
	So they fact-check you.
	And you go, okay, I guess that makes sense.
	In this case, it's helpful, actually, because Ice Cube's full of shit.
	The guy with the make white again hat is check 3-4.
	He's like a performance artist, dude.
	His name's Jonathan Lee Riches.
	He does like, he's a Muslims for Trump, Jews for Trump.
	He makes make white again hats.
	He's like a, I think he was a prisoner and then he became a lawyer activist guy.
	Muslims for Trump.
	He's a weirdo.
	Muslims for Hillary, did that say?
	But so that's it up.
	But so you go, okay, so you're fact checking.
	I guess that makes sense if Ice Cube is going to get someone killed with a lie.
	But we just discovered, and everyone knows this, but I have to include this anyway.
	This is the front page of the New York Post, 4-3.
	We find out who is doing this, this monitoring.
	And it's this fucking guy.
	This is the guy making sure you get the truth on Twitter.
	I'm just saying we fly over those states that voted for a racist tangerine for a reason.
	Fuck you, most of America.
	Today on Meet the Press, we're speaking with Joseph Goebbels about the first hundred days, what I hear whenever Kellyanne Conway is on a news show.
	Yes, so the entire GOP are Nazis?
	Actually, he does say that.
	Yes, that person in the pink hat is clearly a bigger threat to your brand of feminism than actual Nazis in the White House.
	And then what's the last one?
	My box is covering it.
	How does a personality-free bag of farts, Mitch McConnell, actually win elections?
	Chuck D jumped in too.
	He seems to be equally retarded.
	3-5.
	I wish my record collection didn't reveal itself to be ultimately retarded.
	And when, if, and when, if, and when if these dudes get fired?
	You need a slash there, dude.
	And when, slash, if these dudes get fired, it's time to watch them closer than ever because they get recruited right into national racist terrorist organizations.
	Welcomed armed, in fact.
	Welcomed armed?
	You don't speak English, Chuck.
	At least they just slide into another county, city, or state silently under the radar.
	Got a link?
	Can we see proof of this allegation, please, Chucky?
	Chucky Cheese?
	Oh, and look, he was talking about that previous thing that Ice Cube put up, and people are going, Chuck, that's not the same guy.
	And then he goes, oh, what are they?
	Twins?
	What?
	I think that's what he's saying.
	I can't understand his shitty English.
	TTTT.
	Then think twin Toddy.
	That's a thing.
	What?
	TTTT, then think twin Toddy.
	I feel like that's a rap thing that we'll find out in like two weeks.
	All right.
	That's enough talking about this fucking riots.
	We worked hard to bring you everything we could.
	I think it's time to hit the pahones.
	We got five minutes.
	So before we do that, let's make it clear what our offers are.
	Okay?
	Ryan?
	I'm boiling my ass off.
	Like, you like your armpits sweating into your shirt?
	Your cotton shirt absorbing with a big sweatball?
	That's not ideal.
	But I'll deal with it.
	And then, like in August with that sun beating down on you, we get our cold, so let's sit up, y'all.
	Hell, can you get me a beer, please?
	Sure.
	We're going to have a fun show on Monday where we catch up on the mailbag, including a letter.
	You want to take one, Discord?
	From Mercedes Carrera, who just wrote us in prison.
	I'll cover my address here.
	She wrote us from this county jail in San Bernardino, where she is facing gun, drug, child sex charges, which are all false.
	It could be as simple as her ex-husband wanting to win a custody battle by programming the daughter to say horrible shit, or it could be because she's MAGA and the system doesn't do well with MAGA.
	But anyway, so caller one, the first caller of this show, make sure you get his or her info, her, gets one lootcrate.com promo code, Gavin15, for 15% off.
	So sorry, wait a minute.
	I'm not saying that right.
	You get one loot crate.
	And I guess you get to choose which kind of loot you want.
	And then on top of that, we say lootcrate.com, promo code Gavin15 for 15% off all orders.
	Also, caller number one gets two pairs of Heshi socks.
	And then separately we say HeshiWear, H-E-S-H-I-W-E-A-R, HeshiWear.com, promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
	The third thing caller one gets is one box of Primal Urge meat sticks, primal, and then separately we say primalurgefoods.com, 15% off all orders, promo code Gavin.
	All right.
	Now, caller two.
	You get the same fucking thing.
	Why did he type that out twice?
	A loot crate, two pairs of socks, a box of Primal Urge meatsticks.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We got Chuck.
	First, let's make sure Chuck.
	Hello, Chuck.
	Yes, this is Chuck.
	I finally won.
	You won, dude.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Heck yeah.
	I've been calling like every week trying to get in.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Mikey!
	Okay, so two questions.
	First, I'm reading your book.
	Is that true that you got gonorrhea from swallowing one of your own loads?
	Yes, of course it's true.
	In the book, I have a $1,000 prize for anything that's shown to be a lie in that book.
	It's all true.
	So how many girls have you had sex with?
	Because it's like in that book, it's like, I go to this town, I fuck this girl.
	I go to this town, I fuck this girl.
	300.
	Can you ballpark it?
	Okay, that's pretty damn good.
	You got to remember, young man, I was in a band when I was 18.
	And then I started vice.
	I mean, it's been raining pussy right up until the day I got married.
	No, but that makes sense.
	That makes sense.
	All right.
	Now, the other thing, I'm a big fan of Windy City Heat.
	When it came out on DVD, I loved it.
	And then I remember you saying something about you were part of it.
	And then the other night on YouTube, it said suggestions.
	And it came up with this video called William Randolph Hearst III versus Scary Perry.
	I was wondering if you can tell me about what's going on with that guy.
	All right.
	So everyone in the Perry Project gets a moniker, an identity.
	And mine is that I am the great-grandson of the, what was he, a publishing baron, William Randolph Hearst?
	Yeah, Castle Mayor.
	Yeah.
	Like David Cross is David Brinkley.
	And Google's been a bit of a bane to this thing because he'll look up names now and he'll go, that's not David fucking Brinkley.
	But I, at a film festival, I paid Perry $50 to promote my movie, The First Last Kiss, a made-up movie with like Ingmar Bergman or I can't remember who was in it.
	And he didn't plug it on the show.
	So I kept saying, I want my money back.
	And he obviously never has any money.
	So he wouldn't pay me my money back.
	So then I said, I want to fight you.
	And then I was training for a long time.
	And I attacked him at a screening they did.
	And he kicked me down some stairs.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's all you get.
	You said two questions.
	We got that kick.
	No, you got his info?
	Yes.
	Oh, we got the kick.
	You know, it was funny.
	We were mocking him because while he was working out for the fight, all he did was leg presses, and then he ended up winning the fight by kicking me down the stairs.
	$50 to promote my film.
	I don't have more than three singles with me.
	You don't even remember the name of my film.
	Dude, I have a problem with...
	I don't know any of that shit.
	You don't have a problem remembering how to sue people or pretending to be a Java host and get a wife.
	Why aren't you baptized?
	Why don't you cut your fucking hair, bitch?
	Whoa, whoa.
	Wow.
	David.
	Oh, my goodness.
	William Randolph Hearst is buried.
	That's before Kimmel became a big crybaby.
	He's almost unconscious, Perry.
	Perry.
	Wow.
	One night mining terrifying Tim tonight.
	Were you ever nervous to meet him?
	Like Starfield?
	Yes.
	You get nervous in the sense that you don't want to fuck this up.
	Oh, the entire thing, yeah.
	Yeah, because it's a 20-year project.
	So it's almost like, you know, remember that video we saw of that guy who had made like, I don't know, the Sistine Chapel out of Jenga Blocks?
	And it was like 20 feet high.
	And then the interviewer was like, oh, here we are.
	This young man has spent five weekends.
	And then his horde hits the bottom and just goes.
	Like, you don't want to be the guy that takes down this massive house of cards.
	But the beauty of the Perry Project is he's such a fucking dumb asshole that you can never shake him.
	Like, no matter what he sees, including this.
	He could just see it.
	No, that was a joke.
	It's a joke.
	All right.
	We're going to go to the Discord now and let one of our guys from over there.
	What a prize.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Hey, Gav.
	What's going on?
	I like your new non-sunglasses.
	Thank you so much.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I've been a fan of Bill O'Reilly's for a long time, you know, and I don't know if you've been noticing like his website recently and like what he's been kind of doing.
	It'll be like a, you know, an anti mainstream media type website or something.
	And but I think what he's doing is great.
	And I think you're kind of like, I see you too as kind of like a natural connection because I was a, because not just because of the Fox News thing and all that, but, you know, like, I kind of see him like he's like the hard news guy that I like.
	And you're kind of like a very similar person in that regard, like ideologically.
	So yeah, and plus, you know, you and I kind of share a lot of similar similarities in the culture and bands and stuff.
	So yeah, I like Bill.
	I like that he said, and I stole this from him a long time ago.
	He said, look, if you were taking my tax money and doing something interesting with it that was good for society and there was good great infrastructure everywhere, like Denmark, I would probably go, okay, yeah, I can handle these taxes.
	But it's when I see you squandering my fucking money and throwing it in the garbage that I go, no, I'm not giving you any more of my fucking money, asshole.
	Also, when he started his own channel after getting fired, everyone laughed.
	And then they saw that, you know, 30,000 people spending three bucks ends up being a lot of dough.
	Or I forget his exact numbers.
	And then, so we did that, and we're up to 16,000.
	That's 1.6 million gross.
	And I think O'Reilly was a good one.
	He doesn't need the money either.
	No, he's been doing this since he was in his 20s.
	Yeah, he's a genius, in my opinion.
	Also, I want to ask you, who was the cooler band, the Stroker back in the early 2000s?
	Who are my options?
	Yeah, The Strokes and Innerpole.
	Oh, The Strokes by far.
	Innerpool were nerds.
	I like them.
	I hung out with those dudes a lot.
	But, you know, I could tell they hadn't got pussy before because they were getting all these groupies and they were like giggly about it.
	Going, wow.
	I like Paul's thumb.
	I never had a threesome before.
	What?
	I like Paul's new band, Muzz.
	I don't know them.
	They just started.
	They have any rounds.
	You see the singer?
	What was that?
	Is Paul the singer?
	Yeah, Paul's the singer.
	Yeah, I think I heard them.
	And his voice is so distinct, it's hard not to hear Interpol.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Yeah, thanks.
	Love you more than a friend.
	Oh, wait.
	You got his number?
	Yeah, you got a message me.
	Ryan at censored.tv.
	Email.
	Are you there?
	Okay.
	Or TM.
	Yeah, you won.
	Yeah, you won.
	Oh, great.
	Yeah, you won Socks.
	All right.
	We can take another couple of callers from Discord.
	It's weird hearing someone like young that into Bill O'Reilly.
	All right, so the next up we got Strat.
	Hey, can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Hey, Gavin, I was wondering whether or not you thought the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were morally justified.
	Yeah, I do.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I think that, you know, in Unbroken, which I think is here.
	Yeah, I read the book.
	Yeah, there's that moment where Louis Firpini, he sees...
	Oh, yeah.
	Louis Fierpini is a clothing line.
	He sees, they're out doing some bullshit labor, like road work, right?
	And he sees something that just makes him go fucking white as a ghost.
	And it was a woman and a child in a training, a bunch of women, a bunch of children, like a training thing where they were learning how to use bayonets and learning how to use guns.
	And that just chilled him to the bone.
	You know why?
	Why?
	Because it showed him that these people will never stop fighting, which I guess is a good thing.
	But even after all the men are killed, even after the military is obliterated, I'm going to be stuck here fighting eight-year-old boys.
	That's how determined they are.
	So we tried telling them to stop.
	We burnt Japan to the ground.
	I mean, the fires, the bombing and the fires that were going on in Japan before those bombs was dresden coast to coast, and they still refused to comply.
	And it was the emperor.
	Everyone around the emperor was saying, we got to throw in the towel here.
	And he said, absolutely not.
	We will have honor.
	So then we said, all right, sorry.
	And we blew them up.
	And I think ultimately it ended up saving lives.
	Thanks.
	Hey, thank you for calling.
	Ryan, what are you doing?
	God, he always has to go peepee.
	Don't drink tons of water when we're doing the show.
	You got to stay hydrated to sit in a chair.
	It makes me feel good.
	And thank you, Discord guys, because they have their screener here.
	Who's screening?
	Bobs?
	We have someone named Shavuk screening right now.
	They do a great job.
	So we got our two winners.
	And now one more call from the Discord, then we'll switch over to the calls.
	I broke the camera, so we can't show the camera thing, but I'll just show you the doodle.
	So when it appears on the auction...
	They can see it.
	They can see it.
	When it appears on the auction, you'll know that it came from this.
	Thank you.
	Yes?
	What do we got?
	All right.
	Yep.
	Next up, we got Nixergy.
	What's up, Nixer G?
	It's Morgy, actually, Gavin.
	What's up, dude?
	It doesn't matter.
	That's not your name.
	It's a bullshit alias you made up because you don't want to get fired, get in trouble.
	Okay, it's Morgan.
	I don't care if I get fired, dude.
	Oh, good.
	Okay.
	What's going on, Morgan?
	Okay, so I recently became a crypto-Nazi, aka a conservative.
	And I wanted to know what is the best way to support the right?
	You know, it just seems like every time I try and be proud about my country or the president, I've just met with some liberal cancer.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know what your day-to-day, how old are you?
	I just turned 30 years old.
	So I've got a full-time job.
	How are you doing for Poon?
	I've got a full-time girlfriend as well.
	Okay, well, then my answer is very simple.
	Wear a MAGA hat.
	Okay.
	You know, you're walking down the street, you have that on.
	You're a young man.
	People go, shit, maybe it's not.
	The more people see stuff like that, the more they realize that loving Trump is not some weird David Duke fucking crazy thing.
	It's just proud patriots.
	And yes, we know he's not perfect.
	We don't give a shit.
	Hell yeah.
	And dude, last thing, I've got a fucking hot chick that you should definitely look up.
	It's Laura Lezy from this band Krungbin.
	She's got this like 1960s hair cut, like Bob's type, like style do, and she plays the bass.
	She's smoking hot.
	Her name is Laura Leezy.
	L-E-E-Z-Y.
	And she's in this really...
	And dude, she's so hot.
	You gotta look her up.
	How do you spell Krungden?
	Okay, we got her.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right, thanks, bro.
	I guess that's she's Laura Lee.
	So I'll just.
	Oh.
	Krungbin.
	Oh, that's gotta be her.
	Krungbin.
	Krungbin?
	You can't just say that word and expect me to know how to spell that.
	I mean, come on.
	Yeah.
	Dude, that's foreign as shit.
	Krungbin?
	Krungben.
	What is that?
	Pinterest?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Well, let's see her.
	She looks kind of like a chubby chubby chink.
	Chubby chink.
	I love chubby chinks, by the way.
	The pictures are all fine.
	Hey, can you get me a picture of her, please?
	She looks fantastic.
	But I'm not getting any meat here.
	I can't see anything.
	Look for her Instagram.
	How come you can't find someone on the Go20 who's in a band?
	Boom Zoom from Farmer's.
	Oh, now we're cooking with gas.
	Let's click on that one.
	Zoom, zoom, zoom.
	I love her fat legs.
	Zoom, zoom, zoom.
	Zooming.
	Enhance, enhance.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	This is my favorite in a long time.
	Is it the bang?
	This one not so good.
	Let me see.
	I can't.
	That's way too close now.
	You always mention them bangs.
	I like bangs.
	She bang!
	She bang!
	She looks kind of old in that one.
	Yeah.
	She looks like a hot 40-year-old in that one.
	Which isn't good if you're 25.
	Oh, she looks terrible in this one.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, she shouldn't cut her hair that short.
	She looks like shit.
	What's that one?
	What's that one you just passed?
	Which one?
	That one with the boobies.
	What's that one?
	That one you're on right now.
	Are the shoes cropped?
	Let me see the shoes.
	They're cropped.
	Oh, ladies, don't crop your fucking shoes.
	You poy-voy.
	I was...
	Some guy was...
	I think I was talking to...
	But they said, you want to talk hot?
	Then they sent me some chick, and I was like, no, not really.
	The perfect, the most attractive a woman has ever gotten is just Google Lily Allen sailor suit.
	And that is the biggest coconut smasher a woman can possibly be.
	And this should be shown to gaze as conversion therapy.
	Look at that.
	I'm a sailor.
	Why are all these pictures so small, Ryan?
	It's duck-duck shit.
	No, it's your settings, dumbass.
	The pixels of that are over a thousand wide.
	Look at that.
	Tabernac de Calis modit kis.
	There's others, too.
	I mean, she's got her chin down there.
	Keep going.
	Did you put in sailor suit?
	Yep.
	There's another one there.
	Oh.
	You got to work on your settings.
	Something's when I look up things in DuckDuckGo, look at that.
	On DuckDuckGo?
	Yeah, look at those legs.
	Scroll down.
	You're cropping the shoes.
	Those look like Vivian Westwood or something.
	I gotta get the shoe thing.
	We talked about this during the movie that you know brands of the shoes and yeah?
	And that's huh.
	What is that to you?
	Because Keith, Keith, the cop.
	That always fascinated me.
	I was like, do you know stuff about guy shoes?
	He's like, no, I'm not a fag.
	He knows everything about women's shoes.
	Yeah, because we fuck them in those shoes.
	I talk to Keith about shoes all the time.
	Louis Vuitton.
	Crazy.
	Jimmy Chu.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	I love fucking with heels on.
	This marker's dead.
	Oh, man, don't throw it at me.
	I'm drawing this.
	I knew it.
	I'm drawing this to save a black baby from dying.
	So it's pretty important.
	Do you have another one?
	Let me see.
	It's the get off my lawn ones.
	Not over here, no.
	I made 300.
	Right before I got fired.
	Right before I got fired, I made on my own dime a pen, CRTV, get off my lawn pen.
	And the minimum you can do is 300.
	You dumped them all over the desk.
	It covered the entire desk.
	Yeah, I did 300.
	And they have none?
	And then they switched to blades, and I went, guys, I just made these pens.
	And they go, it does not matter.
	You're fired.
	Did you hear me say any of that?
	A little bit.
	All right, let's go to the next call.
	All right, we're going to go to the caller area.
	This is James Thomas.
	Hello, how are you doing?
	Hey, James, can you look in your...
	Hey, James, what's going on?
	What's going on?
	How you doing?
	Good.
	Good.
	Have you heard of the Regis Paquette case?
	No.
	Yeah, so it popped up last night, and it just goes to show how the media likes to twist everything.
	I shouldn't say that preemptively, but basically what they're trying to claim is that the Toronto police essentially threw this suicidal girl who happened to be black off a 21-story building and caused her death.
	Going crazy on Twitter.
	And what's the incentive to do that?
	They just hate blacks?
	Yeah, it's clown world, man.
	Especially up here in Canada.
	I think it's kind of like that social imitation theory.
	They see the riots happen the last couple of days, and we need to have our version somehow.
	Yeah, I love that there's a Black Lives Matter in Toronto, the most diverse city in the world with zero history of racism.
	I remember seeing Sammy Davis Jr., they would talk about going up to Canada, and they're like, it's so weird up there.
	Everyone loves black people.
	And for them to complain that they live in a racist hellhole, it's because they saw it on American TV.
	No, exactly.
	We just want to be Americans at heart.
	Yeah.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay.
	We got, oh, Brandon in Minneapolis.
	Brandon?
	Hey, Ed.
	No, I'm not from Minneapolis.
	I'm just an idiot in South Africa State.
	Oh, man.
	My question about that is what are the people's mentality of burning down their own city in some kind of a riot?
	The way I look at it, say your dog shits in your house, then do you punish the dog or do you burn your fucking house to the ground?
	It's just self-indulgence, isn't it, at the end of the day?
	I mean, it's fun to smash windows.
	So a riot starts, whether it has a good reason to start or not, doesn't really matter to them.
	They don't really give a shit about racism and police.
	Like, imagine it's quizzing these people about police tactics and the history of police training and what Happened with Sandra Bland and how many incidents police deal with a year.
	Like, they don't know any of that.
	They don't really care about any of this shit.
	It's just fun, and you can get away with it.
	That's the problem.
	Don't look for logic.
	And then I have one more question.
	I know you're way better, like more traveled than me, and you've been more places.
	In other countries, it's the same here that, you know, it's PC to fucking say African-American.
	Do they like, in other countries, say, like, I'm African Chinese, or I'm African Mexican, or stuff like that?
	Because everywhere, this bullshit is everywhere.
	You know, when I was living in China, someone called me white and they were corrected by another Chinese person who said, actually, you'll say Western.
	It's not white.
	What's offensive to them?
	I was like, no one asked me.
	I didn't know that.
	Okay, I'm western.
	That sounds cooler.
	Thanks for calling.
	Just fucking cut him off like a piece of garbage in the streets.
	We got Kid Hilton.
	And then we'll go back to the Discord.
	It's taking a second.
	Kid Hilton.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	You have hurt me today.
	You have hurt me today.
	You let that Irish guy outdreamed you on that interview.
	What the hell?
	You just hurt me today by bringing that up.
	We pre-recorded that.
	It was noon.
	You're Scottish and drunk by that time anyway.
	Yeah, you're right.
	I have no excuse.
	You got me.
	I fucked up and let a guy drink me under the table.
	And people keep saying he was wasted and he was still making very salient points.
	This fucker, I mean, he held his liquor good.
	I had a cousin that couldn't do it that good.
	And he was a shit face all the time.
	Yeah, he had had that morning.
	He social media out.
	I don't know if it was Twitter or something.
	The five shots of tequila he has every breakfast.
	And you saw what he had done to that Jameson bottle.
	It was massacred.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think he drank the whole thing while he was sitting there talking to you.
	Holy shit.
	I can't.
	Can you drink a whole bottle of whiskey?
	I cannot.
	I can drink about a half of it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but I. I'll drink a half, and the next day is AIDS.
	This is the day we interviewed him.
	Later, man.
	Later, dude.
	Yeah, the breakfast at my favorite Mexican Bavarian Thai restaurant in Moscow.
	He followed me on Instagram.
	Oh, cool.
	Fucking awesome.
	Wait a minute.
	I thought he was in hiding.
	He puts out his location?
	You know, that's what it says.
	Remember when Vice accidentally doxed him?
	They got an interview.
	He was on the lamb from the police in Guatemala.
	They took a picture.
	It had a geotag on the picture.
	Police are over in minutes.
	Oh, my me.
	You think that was an accident?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Get for a baby bra.
	Hardy art.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	Can you hear us?
	Hey.
	So, yesterday, it was a great interview.
	It sounded like you guys are interviewing an audiobook.
	Guy is such a crazy personality.
	I want to tell you about this art student that I've been following on Instagram.
	I know her personally.
	And her page is, if you want to pull it up, Monica 3-3.
	You just broke up there.
	Monica 3-3.
	What?
	Underscore Momo.
	Momo.
	Okay.
	So she works for a dance company or she goes to school at one and she sucks at dancing.
	So they gave her these, they gave everyone projects to go home with, I guess, for COVID.
	And her project is basically growing all of her body hair out and like filming her hair coming out of her underwear and stuff.
	You can see the whole thing.
	You go to her page and then her highlighted story.
	She calls it Wet Hairy Woman.
	And it is disgusting if you go through it.
	It's abhorrent.
	And it's basically just her giving her, you know, she's just sacrificing her dignity and just becoming like a hairy porn star.
	And it's just gross.
	I wanted to see what you guys thought about it.
	You know what it is?
	Women love being self-indulgent and people looking at them and stuff.
	And that's probably a natural genetic trait because it's trying to get enough suitors so you get the best one and then you breed better.
	So they're like, look at me, look at me, lipstick on, blah, blah, blah.
	And then with social media, it ends up more look at me, look at me.
	And then college goes, I need maximum students.
	I don't give a fuck about educating anyone.
	I just want maximum students.
	So what are these girls into?
	Oh, they're into look at me, look at me stuff.
	Okay, then let's have a class that's a look at me, look at me class.
	And then they'll sign up and I'll get their money.
	Okay.
	So this class is her taking pictures of herself as she, what's something anyone can do?
	Grow body hair?
	Yeah.
	Jalo.
	Jalo.
	It's an A. All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	It's like a cult.
	College is like a cult, huh?
	Yeah, it really is.
	Holy cannoli.
	I've seen that happen with friends that I used to know, and it's just all this bitter hatreds towards men and white people.
	Look how fat I am.
	That's cool.
	Like all those people rioting right now.
	They're really just doing what their professors told them.
	Sort of like that video we made last week with the guy with the African name who murdered that woman and shot two other girls because of white privilege.
	And he said he learned that at Ohio State University.
	That's an A plus.
	Mike, calling.
	He got an A for that murder.
	Wow.
	See that?
	Hey, Ajindaway.
	I know you already graduated, but I want you to know you just earned an honors in fighting white privilege.
	We'll have a mural.
	Mike, you there?
	Yeah, hey, what's going on, guys?
	I want to preface by saying I don't feel that a cop should kill anybody at all, any human being.
	But the media never focuses on the welfare of cops.
	And when you're getting shit on and risking your life every single day, are you not going to snap every now and then?
	And I'm not saying you should murder anybody, but Jesus Christ, you know, throwing water on cops and stuff and calling them pigs and they should die.
	Don't you get to a point where maybe you start to get a little pissed off a little bit?
	Well, here's something that just leapt into my head like a cute frog.
	Cops are in the hood all day, right?
	They're in the ghetto.
	And after a while, it becomes their culture.
	That's their world, you know?
	So they see that behavior.
	If someone's fucking with you and someone is disrespecting you, then you fucking, you lay them out, motherfucker.
	And after like 15 years of being in that all day, don't you start doing that?
	Because that becomes your vocabulary.
	So now, you know, they asked the cop what happened.
	He's like, this motherfucker was fronting and he was bugging out.
	So I just fucking took him out like a bitch.
	They're like, that's not, that's how gangsters act.
	You're not supposed to act like that.
	He goes, oh, sorry.
	I had Stockholm syndrome.
	Yeah, but I mean, I know you're representing the cops and you should, you know, I mean, you should have some kind of civility to yourself.
	I just made that word up.
	But still, I mean, he's still a human being.
	Yeah, and can we see what happened, please?
	Like, they're saying no justice, no peace.
	What justice?
	He's under investigation.
	They're getting their way.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Hilarious.
	My daughter said that.
	She goes, if I had a time machine, I would go back and erase every time that I said you too when waitresses said enjoy your meal.
	And I'm like, so you got that from a meme.
	Like, kids are saying these cute things these days.
	Like it happened to them.
	And it's, I'll go, oh, that's really, really witty, Johnny.
	And then I'll look it up and it's some famous fucking thing.
	It's a t-shirt.
	I almost just typed in, thanks for calling, because I was trying to type in Twitter to show that Donald Trump posted, we're going to investigate this guy.
	We're going to look into it.
	And not only did that not appease black Twitter and folks that are pissed about this whole thing, but they were like, even he's admitting it.
	This must be bad.
	So it's like, he can't lose it.
	Oh, so in their mind, he's a white supremacist.
	And one of his many white supremacists got caught.
	So now he's like, we got to cut him loose, man.
	Yeah.
	He's going to blow up our spots.
	He's going to give us Nazis a bad name.
	You give Nazis a bad name.
	We'll go back to the Discord.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	All right.
	Next up, we got Lewis.
	Hey, what's up, gays?
	I mean, guys.
	We're not in the fag zone.
	We're at the studio.
	There is no fag zone.
	Oh.
	Oh, I see.
	It's a misunderstanding, I see.
	Anyhow, I'll start off by saying shout out to Rats104.
	He's one of the OG admins from Discord.
	I guess a few months or years back.
	Who knows?
	Anyways, a week ago today was a meeting of the mines.
	I accidentally met him so it was a kind of Does this story come with a care pill?
	Because I got to take it.
	And keep on trugging, rats.
	Anyhow, I wanted to send the Discord and I sent Ryan a private message where I sent him an essay written by Prince Vince, also known as Vincent Gallo, who I think you're familiar with.
	I hung out with him a couple of times.
	So I just want to read out a few very short paragraphs here.
	You could do one.
	They're short, Gavin.
	You're short.
	And I urge everyone in Discord to listen to them or read it out.
	Anyways, here he goes.
	Almost everyone involved in cinema and arts believes group identity is most important.
	I don't.
	I hope my work is more interesting and more intelligent than I am.
	Today, the liberal mainstreamers have tried to eliminate antagonism and instead have cultivated a weird friendliness toward cultural radicalism.
	Cultural radicalism has become completely fashionable and is not part of the status quo.
	I am not a provocateur.
	All right, I do believe that.
	We'll check it out.
	Thank you for your recommendation.
	Thanks for calling.
	That sounds like a fun piece to read.
	Okay, next up we got Lukese.
	Am I live?
	You're live, motherfucker.
	All right, I apologize for that shitty call.
	Gavin, quick question.
	Which portion of the electromagnetic spectrum does the human eye detect?
	Do you know that?
	You remember that?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	What's the circle equation format?
	You remember that?
	Yep.
	You remember that?
	You want a difference between the olfactory gland and the pineal gland?
	Correct.
	And the way you can find this is with the capillaries that come out of the thorax.
	If you follow them, it's almost like follow the money.
	You follow them, you see where the energy source is, and of course it comes fundamentally from all those blood cells that get caught up above the sinus cavities.
	Okay, well, you're kind of killing my whole question here.
	So, pretend you said no, pretend you said you forgot.
	Okay, I forgot.
	If that's the case, then why, which most people probably forget, except you know, me and you, who are above average intelligence, why are we paying teachers $60,000, $70,000, or $80,000 a year to teach us this shit?
	I think it's pointless bullshit.
	What you just said right now, the whole red blood thing, it's pointless bullshit.
	I just made it up.
	It wasn't true.
	Yeah, it's pointless bullshit.
	It's pointless bullshit.
	You know, I was looking at my kid's homework the other day, and he's got to do a bunch of surface areas.
	So it's like a trapezoid, and he has to break it into triangles and squares and get the surface area.
	And I get that.
	It's kind of good to know.
	And then I was thinking, why is that good to know?
	Well, for renting apartments or renting offices or studios, you want to know square footage and stuff.
	So you kind of have to know that thing.
	Okay, but let's just jump ahead to the getting an apartment, getting an office.
	What if school was 100% things that I'm definitely going to use?
	And like how to write a check, how to make spaghetti.
	And then we go backwards from there and can get into the fucking perennial gland of the ocular nerve and all that shit once we know everything else.
	But like how to invest, how much money you need, how much college debt could a person handle if they worked at this menial job?
	What are the odds you'll be able to pay off the debt if you take speech pathology or something?
	And the most important question.
	Just doing anything.
	Wouldn't that be cool if school was actual real shit?
	It's this idea that if you cram facts into these kids' heads, pointless facts, it's just going to make them smarter and they're going to be better people because of it.
	And it's bullshit, you know?
	It's probably some loser in academia who came up with that idea.
	Well, it's also, they're also fucking lazy.
	And so they tell my daughter to watch The Help or some other fucking hidden figures.
	That was my daughter's homework assignment to watch hidden figures.
	Bullshit propaganda that pretends math janitors were actually crucial to NASA's survival.
	That's also going to say.
	Not only do teachers suck, but they're also lazy.
	I'm a senior right now, and we're doing online school, obviously.
	And we started out with busy work, as all teachers give.
	Most schools are just busy work.
	And now they move past that.
	Now they're just linking us Khan Academy videos.
	I don't know if you know what that is.
	Your kids probably use it.
	It's this Bill Gates-owned nonprofit thing that teaches you school subjects for free.
	So teachers are literally just linking these videos of other teachers teaching their shit and they're getting paid for it.
	Like this is fucking peak clown world, right?
	It's fucking unbelievable.
	You know, my three kids, they do these math questions and my youngest is seven, so it's like 15 minus three equals.
	And then if he puts in 11, it doesn't go forward.
	Then he puts in 12 and it goes forward.
	So the teachers don't even see it.
	They just, they get a, they get a notice when he's done.
	And that's all three of my kids.
	So from seven to 13, they're all doing these little things that where the computer is doing 100% of the teaching.
	There's probably 30 kids in my school of 2,000 who actually give a shit what they're being taught.
	Like if you, when class is over, you go to the cafeteria, they're all talking about like, you know, TikTok or video games or whatever.
	And there's like maybe one table.
	And sometimes I go to that table because I have an above average IQ.
	And, you know, the smart kids get together and we talk about, you know, what we learned in history class.
	You know, oh, what would happen if, you know, the Russian czar Nicholas II hadn't, you know, been executed?
	Would the Soviet revolution happen?
	Or, you know, is, you know, 109 countries just a coincidence or is the monarchy time to be abolished in Britain?
	And we have these conversations, but it's 30 of us of 2,000.
	30 of us.
	You know what I would do if I was king of the world?
	I would put a rope around you guys and then I would say to the rest of the entire cafeteria, okay, guys, class dismissed forever.
	Forever.
	And no, you stay here.
	You guys stay here.
	Stay here.
	And we're wondering why we're shoving all these ADHD pills down our kids' throat because, you know, some psychologist says, well, look, you know, unfortunately, your energetic little 10-year-old boy would rather climb trees and play outside than sit still for three to four hours while some fat, roasty bitch pretends to teach him stuff.
	So let me prescribe methamphetamine to your child, also known as Ritalin.
	The only way that we can force this lie that 95% of the people who shouldn't be, the school is 95.5.
	You and your friends, that's 5%.
	They should stay there.
	95% should be gone.
	The only way we can force that genetic truth to be untrue is to get everyone high out of their fucking minds so they're staring at the teacher.
	It's like something at a clockwork orange where they hold the eyes open at the end.
	Dude, I grew up, I'm Gen Z, so I grew up in this whole, you know, this ADHD, this Riddle-In, what's the other fucking other one?
	I was on all of this.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, my parents were duped into it.
	You know, I think, you know, most of the kids in my school were on, and this is elementary school.
	This is not even like high school where, you know, things start to get complicated.
	This is like elementary.
	This is, you know, this is addition, division, like simple shit.
	And we're, and they're sticking this stuff on us.
	They're sticking meth in our children so we can pay attention to this bullshit, this sitting in class for, you know, an hour, then a little, tiny little break, and then another hour for eight hours so we can learn this shit that we're all going to forget.
	We're literally most of it, we're all going to forget.
	I can't remember what we did in chemistry last year.
	I can't fucking remember.
	And here's another thing.
	Adderall is a wild ride.
	Like I'll take it some, if there's a week where I have to record like three shows a day because we're going away on vacation or something, I'll take it and I'm fucking high, like real high.
	And then, and I take a quarter of a pill at 7 a.m.
	By the time 10 p.m. rolls around, I have to drink half a bottle of bourbon to get to bed.
	So these kids are doing like two full pills and they're fucking 11.
	And these teach, the schools are saying, look, your son's doing badly, but if it's a mental disorder, then we can't penalize him because that's not the way life works.
	And the mom goes, well, fuck.
	Okay, let's find out if it's a mental disorder.
	And they go, okay, take him to psychiatrist.
	The psychiatrist says, yes, he has ADHD, but he has to go on speed.
	And now the school goes, okay, good news.
	We're not going to punish you anymore.
	But of course, your son's a fucking squeaker.
	Yeah, you were in retard class, right, for your years in high school.
	So you got the same degree, like the same diploma that a regular kid would do, even though you were in all the retard class and you weren't learning the same thing that that other kid did.
	However, you two had the same diploma.
	So what the fuck did you really learn?
	Yeah, good point.
	Well, what they really did was most of those kids failed.
	So I would, they would have like a 17 in math and they'd get an F. So it's, but yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	The way they taught the class, they couldn't teach at a normal level, right?
	Because kids would just get lost.
	So the class went very slow.
	My grades were really good in that class because I was like, shit, the guy was talking in slow motion the whole time.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Yeah, take care, bud.
	All right, we'll go back to the call calls.
	I feel like this, I just did this.
	I feel like this is going to sell well on the charity site, which is done now, right?
	I believe it is.
	Yeah, it's 10.30?
	10.40?
	Wow.
	That is a success.
	We're going to keep doing this.
	This is fun.
	And I like it.
	I could just pay out of my own bank account, but I like it better that it's a lot of people getting involved because it shows support.
	And I think that means a lot more to John and Max than just one philanthropist.
	Hey, somebody suggested, what if you do, you know, cheaper prints?
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Or I can color them up if they want color prints.
	Like this one, we could color in and then make it a print like, what's his name?
	Ben Garrison does.
	Or stickers?
	Or tattoos, facial tattoos.
	Oh, my God.
	You can get this tattooed on your face.
	I don't know if that would look bad or not.
	Like on your cheek or your face.
	I saw a fucking dude once who got glasses tattooed to his face.
	And I'm like, that's funny.
	For a week?
	Yeah, that's...
	Holy shit.
	That's a different guy.
	There's so many.
	Yeah, it's a yeah, that's the guy I think.
	Yeah, the redhead is the one that I had seen before.
	Dude, what?
	That guy's just a crazy old bum.
	That's probably in fucking Serbia.
	But that dude with the neck tattoo, really?
	What have you done?
	I wonder where is he today?
	Yeah.
	People with facial tattoos tend not to do too well.
	Hiding.
	Wait, go back up.
	Can we track him down?
	No, click on that link.
	Okay.
	Maybe you can find his name.
	That's damn cool pictures.
	I think there's an article about the guy.
	Let's see.
	No, totally.
	Did this man really get a tattoo?
	There we go.
	I'll look that up.
	We'll take another caller in the meantime.
	This guy's from Minneapolis, Doug.
	Hey, thanks for letting me call.
	You're welcome.
	So, Ryan, can you pull up the front page of the Daily Mail right now?
	Sure.
	So I'm in Minneapolis right now, and I just got back from kind of seeing the craziness.
	There's basically two protests going on.
	There's the downtown one and the kind of like late street one, which is where you're seeing all the fires and things like that.
	The downtown one was just your balls.
	You're boomer-angry women liberals.
	Like they're not going to the main one and they're just kind of marching around and doing the chance and all cops are bastards and things like that.
	That sounds like what's going on in New York today.
	Yeah.
	No fires.
	Just people bitching.
	They're Instagramming it.
	They're tagging themselves.
	And they're doing this just to be seen.
	But yeah, so you have the daily mail article up.
	I think, Gavin, you were the person that I heard first that kind of quoted this, like, what if he OD'd?
	Yeah.
	And that's kind of looking like the way they're kind of hinting this and not releasing any information.
	That's what I'm kind of thinking about.
	Like, what if he was on crack and he was so high that while panicking with the adrenaline of getting arrested, he had a heart attack and died.
	Or if he had drugs on him and he tried to swallow them, right?
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, and if this guy was just, it was just a forgery charge and this cop's a racist asshole who pressed his knee in his neck, he's going to fucking prison.
	I mean, it happens all the time.
	There's this myth that cops get away with murder.
	They don't.
	They get away when they're innocent.
	Rodney King was acting like a fucking asshole and could not be subdued.
	Yeah.
	And I'm afraid that that situation is going to play out here and it's just going to get worse.
	But you know what's funny?
	Say we find out that he was a drug addict and he OD'd or something.
	I guarantee you that won't go in the news.
	That doesn't fit the narrative.
	It'll be forgotten.
	And this case will go down in history, no matter what the truth is.
	This case will go down in history as a racist, murderous cop murdered a guy for fun.
	Yep, you're completely right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	That guy with the tattoos on the glasses on the face?
	Yeah.
	It was a publicity stunt for Ray-Ben.
	Oh, so they fake that.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	So what you do is you do it with marker, but then you add red around the edge of the thing to make...
	be way redder.
	Yeah, no way.
	No way.
	Yeah, right.
	Okay, we got James.
	And we got James.
	Hey, James.
	Hey, Gavin.
	I have a quick question for you.
	Been really wanting your take on this.
	I have a 24-year-old brother, and he recently got in a relationship with a 32-year-old woman with three kids.
	And I guess my question to you is, what would your reaction be if you were in that situation?
	If You had a brother, is it live and let live?
	Or, you know, I guess I'm just looking for your fake on that.
	Yeah, I tried.
	My brother was dating a fucking psycho for a while, and I tried to get involved, and he kept going back with her.
	And all that happened was the fact that he knew that I don't approve means he would call me back less and text me less because he didn't want to have to talk about it and deal with my bullshit.
	Not in an angry way, just like imagine I was Jordan Peterson and he had a dirty room.
	And he'd be like, I don't want to talk to Jordan because I don't want to hear him about how I have to clean my room.
	So I wouldn't get involved.
	You tell him the truth.
	He's not your son.
	He's your brother.
	You tell him the truth, which is you're fucking up.
	She's getting old.
	I know blowjobs feel good.
	I don't know what particular tricks she's doing and licking the balls or whatever, but you can find that in a lot of other places.
	If this is just for fun and you're going to leave her in a while, okay, I guess whatever floats your boat, but you can do way better than this.
	You can get a 21-year-old when you're 32 and have fucking seven kids.
	I think it has to do with possibly low self-esteem.
	You know, that's kind of, I told him all this and he didn't want to hear it.
	And the calls and texts did diminish quite a bit.
	So I think you're absolutely right.
	I'm just going to leave that alone.
	Yeah, I would say, look, you're my brother.
	I love you more than anything.
	I support you in whatever you do.
	I've said my piece.
	I'm never going to say it again.
	I wish you the best of luck.
	Let's go get a beer.
	Sure, sure.
	Hey, I had one last thing to say.
	I guess this is a question.
	My wife, she's been wearing skates to bed.
	I find it really awkward, but then it turned out she wanted to fuck me with the wheels on.
	Let me fuck you with my wheels on.
	Thanks for calling.
	And keep doing what you're doing, sir.
	Right on, dude.
	All right, we'll go one more of this.
	I missed that joke, by the way.
	She's bringing what?
	A skateboard to bed?
	Skates.
	Oh, skates.
	You got to say roller skates to make that joke work.
	Yeah.
	Because people think of ice skates, especially as Canadians.
	Just like that invention that you pitched for Shark Tank, the helmet with lights.
	What was that?
	Helmet with lice?
	They keep thinking that you're.
	Oh, yeah, that was a good joke.
	We should do that.
	Remember you were saying we could do Shark Tank with the green screen?
	Yes.
	We should do that.
	I can't wait.
	It's a helmet with lice.
	Because a huge part of the joke is them saying, a helmet with lights?
	I don't know if it's like lights.
	Yeah, a helmet with lice.
	What he could do, if they have a guest millionaire, I could put myself in the seat.
	Or there could be some back and forth.
	As long as I have the seven horsemen.
	I wish I knew one of them.
	Because all you need to make that whole sketch worth it is for one of them to say, are you saying lice or lights?
	That's all you need.
	The rest, you could just have them saying, well, how much have you made a year?
	Helmet lights.
	A helmet with lights.
	Stupid and hilarious.
	608.
	I forgot about that.
	How's it going?
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hey, John.
	Hello.
	Dude.
	So I was talking to my wife the other day.
	I'm getting kind of pissed, and I don't necessarily, like, I hate that you have to preface everything by saying you're not racist.
	I'm not to be racist.
	I know, because it's like, but here's the thing.
	Like, so I've been telling my wife, like, talking about the shooting or whatever that happened.
	Like, I don't know if you guys remember Duncan Socrates, was it Lemp?
	That got shot by police in Maryland back in March.
	A white guy just got shot while he was sleeping on his couch.
	Nobody gives a shit about that.
	It's like, I was talking to my wife, and obviously nothing against any races or whatever, but the black community doesn't give a shit that that white guy got shot.
	It's like, why does everybody always have to care when it's one race or the other?
	Yeah, no one shit.
	Well, their hypothesis is that the cops who shot that white guy are just stupid cops that fucked up, but there are police who hate black people and murder them for sport.
	And that's a crazy hypothesis.
	It's an apocalyptic hypothesis.
	So you assume that these people are fucking research experts.
	Like they must be.
	If I heard that teachers in public schools in America regularly fuck kids, I would be ripping my hair out, like on the computer, going to interview them, calling private detectives, like interview, like it would become my life's mission to find out what is going on with this.
	Is it true?
	What states does it happen in?
	But they're not.
	They're just there for the riot, and then they're not part of the discussion anymore.
	So they don't really care.
	In other words, they're wasting our time.
	But like, in the same regard, like, why do we have to care?
	You know, I care if it's a white person, black person, Asian.
	I care it's a human being, but why do they make us care about blacks only, really?
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, and why?
	Why was Jaden Hayden allowed to beat the living shit out of senior citizens with not a blip in the media?
	Not a blip.
	Exactly.
	They don't care.
	They got us right where they want us.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Seems like Black Lives Matter people don't even care about other races like Latinos or anything.
	No, they don't care.
	If a black guy went in to a black party and shot everyone there, they wouldn't.
	It's probably happened.
	Yeah, it's a Snooze Fest.
	How many people die a day?
	That should be on the eraser board.
	I think it's 20 blacks get killed by blacks every fucking day.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for everybody.
	Okay, Discord.
	Discord.
	Oh, that's my bad.
	Discord.
	Discord.
	All right.
	Hello.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Steve.
	Hey, G Dog, what's going on?
	Yo, what's up, man?
	How you doing?
	You bugging?
	You know, just kicking back a couple of these Britowskis here.
	A lot of shit going on.
	A lot of racial shit is burning out there, son.
	It's burning.
	Actually, that's what I wanted to.
	I had a question comment about this whole George Floyd thing.
	So it seems to me like anytime something like this happens, there's this sort of like perverted wish fulfillment from like the media and just people on social media that like, thank God, something truly terrible has happened.
	And now we can just become these giant virtue signalers and just, I don't know how to explain it.
	No, it's almost like the stock market.
	Like they're in the, they're those guys in the, in, in Wall Street with those blue shirts on with the name thing.
	They're like, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell.
	So they get something and they go, this looks like a good stock.
	This looks like a good race hate crime stock.
	Let's get just what you want to hear the story behind the stock?
	No, buy, buy, buy.
	Go, go, go.
	And it was the same with Heather Heyer.
	You know for a fact that when she was killed, large swaths of the left went, yes, yes, we have our murder, boys.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	To me, it's just really kind of reprehensible that they just kind of prey on these type of events to happen.
	Like, all the facts aren't out yet.
	Like, we don't know what happened, but if this was a white guy being held down like that, there would just be crickets.
	Yeah, totally.
	Well, it's all about swing states, and it's all about getting blacks angry enough to vote.
	And I think that's immoral.
	All right, buddy, thanks for coming.
	Okay, no, go ahead.
	You there?
	Yep.
	Oh, two quick things.
	I didn't know if you know this, but Charles Murray has a new book out.
	I just picked it up.
	It's the Human Diversity.
	It's the biology of gender, race, and class.
	I'm halfway through it.
	And if anyone wants really solid ammunition to go against anybody in a debate, it's a fucking amazing book.
	He's the best.
	It sounds dangerous.
	It's very dangerous.
	A lot of racist shit.
	Is there like a DNA code on there?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's cool.
	It's pretty technical, though.
	There's a lot of jargon with the genetic chapter.
	Yeah, but so is the bell curve.
	So is coming apart.
	So is everything he writes.
	And if you have a problem with him, then go debate him or show me where his book is wrong.
	Exactly.
	Also, I have a 10.
	I think I have a 10.
	Her name is Antoineta Collins.
	She's a sports center anchor.
	All right.
	You understand that we're using Lily Allen in a sailor suit as our base.
	Not our base, but our metric.
	I think you'll like this one.
	She's Mexican-American, so.
	I like those.
	All right.
	So what's her name?
	You got her?
	Hola Chicanos.
	She's pretty good.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	All right.
	See ya.
	Later.
	Later, days.
	Later.
	Wait, let me see her.
	What is it about us men where when we see newscasters, we give them like an extra two points?
	I have one theory is, well, for me anyway, I'm usually in the pub at happy hour.
	So the news is on on the TV and I've got a buzz, which is like beer goggles.
	So I'm just like, she's fucking an angel.
	She's an angel.
	The other theory is that she seems really put together.
	Like, obviously she's dressed up for the news, but she also seems to have got her own thing going on.
	Oh, my God.
	That's another line from Gary Coleman on Arsenio.
	He said, I'm looking for a girl who's got her own thing going on.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	He said, I want to be a businessman.
	And he said, look, I don't mind spending money, going out on a date, but I want a little something, something when it's time for me.
	A little kiss and tell.
	I like a little reciprocation.
	So I'll buy you flowers and dinner if you blow me.
	Hilarious.
	And then he ends up finding a girl who throws him down the fucking stairs.
	No riots in the streets for that?
	Yeah.
	What about Gary Coleman?
	What the fuck?
	That was a murder?
	Yeah.
	All right, let's do another one.
	We should call the Discord something cool.
	So like instead of the calls, we go like to our fucking, you know?
	The fuck hut.
	Okay, fuck hut.
	Back to you, fuck hut.
	We call it the cord, but.
	The cord.
	That's fine, too.
	That's very high school.
	It sounds like a smoking section of a high school.
	You want to go fucking smoke a dart over in the cord?
	Yeah.
	I like the fuck hut.
	That sounds fantastic.
	Fuck hut.
	Fuck cut.
	Sorry, with a Scottish accent, it sounds a little too harsh.
	Yeah, that's that.
	My ears feel like someone just stabbed them with an X-Acto knife.
	Like, you just made up a pejorative, basically.
	I like the fuck cut.
	You fucking funny.
	I'm putting the fuck up with my heels on.
	All right, Michael, you are on.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Mikey!
	Ah, that's me.
	Selling crack.
	So I wanted to ask you this question a couple weeks ago, but I didn't get the chance.
	I hope it's not ancient Chinese secret.
	Rather, not question, but run by my highest about Waco.
	Oh, yeah?
	So you had mentioned, you know, you suspected the angle of the propaganda.
	I think we can all be honest that it's just propaganda, that whole series, riveting as it was.
	You suggested that the angle was that they wanted to make us like, oh, the FBI might fuck up, so you better be especially careful because they'll just kill you all.
	Yeah, right.
	That's the best I could come up with because the government looks really bad in that.
	And Netflix is government propaganda for Obama.
	Right.
	I mean, it's owned by Obama, right?
	It's Obama's Netflix at this point.
	Yeah.
	So I had the same like, you know, while I'm watching it, I was like flabbergasted, like, how, why is Obama's Netflix telling us this story in this way?
	This is kind of like unprecedented.
	I've never seen the mainstream media just portray the government as just such a, you know, fucking train wreck.
	Yeah, this was like one of their worst moments.
	Exactly.
	I'm like, this is ridiculous.
	And, you know, I was a toddler when Waco happened.
	I didn't know much about it.
	I only heard about Waco from my parents who are, you know, they're pretty cool.
	And they told me about Waco when Janet Reno was doing the whole Ellian Gonzalez bullshit.
	Okay.
	So I'm watching Waco and I'm like, where's Janet Reno?
	Through the whole series, I'm like, wait, I thought this was like a Janet Reno Bill Clinton, like, you know, massacre of people.
	Where the fuck is she?
	Only in the very end of the fucking series.
	And like, there's like 30 seconds of Janet Reno in which the mean FBI guy just lies to her and she just like, you know, makes like a, you know, a judgment based on that.
	Only government official in the entire series who's portrayed as just, you know, competent and, you know, doing the right thing as far as she sees it to be.
	Like she doesn't deal with any kind of dilemma.
	It's just Janet Reno right there being like, you know, a good person.
	The only one in the whole series to display that way.
	I think the point of the propaganda is to revise the history to take out the culpability of Janet Reno and by, you know, and by proxy, Bill Clinton.
	So the story, you know, moving forward, because every millennial, you know, even people my age and people younger than me are just going to know Waco by that series.
	And they're going to have no idea that Janet Reno and Bill Clinton, you know, had a lot more to do with it than it appears they did in the show.
	Yeah, that's a really good theory.
	That makes a lot more sense than anything I could come up with.
	They're just taking Obama is slowly going through history and he is taking his friends and allies out of various historical events.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, it's just revisionist history.
	They have anybody who's tuning into Netflix is already, I mean, you know, they're going to accept whatever the narrative presented to them is for the most part.
	Yeah, like the Central Park V, when they see us.
	You know, we just ignore this woman who, the woman who was raped by the Central Park V, her job now mostly is she goes to medical conventions and she talks to neurosurgeons about her battered fucking brain and how this piece of mush slowly rebuilt itself and now she can speak English again.
	I mean, it's really sickening, though, the lengths that they'll go through to just, I mean, it's really just to defend their communist agenda at the end of the day.
	It's you know, these people got slaughtered in Waco and the Central Park V and everything, and they're just focused on rewriting the history to make sure that their hands are clean, that their hands are washed.
	You know what I find particularly disturbing about it, too, is how easy it is.
	Like, Al Jazeera changes their name to AJ Plus.
	They have some comedian come on and tell us that to criticize George Soros is anti-Semitic, and everyone just goes, yep, okay, I saw it in a Facebook video.
	It's a fact.
	Right, yeah.
	It's anti-Semitic to criticize.
	Like, I mean, I fucking, you know, I love so many Jewish people.
	I have, you know, them in my family.
	They're great.
	But God forbid you criticize somebody who's Jewish.
	Of course, when you're talking to somebody who's not, and they're going to say you're anti-Semitic because they've consumed all the propaganda that tells them XYZ about anybody who says these things about these people.
	And he's insanity.
	He's an atheist.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Well, that's a whole nother thing.
	Yeah, well, we'll know for sure.
	I will consider my theory vindicated when they make the Ellian Gonzalez Netflix series.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks, guys.
	Love you.
	They're going to do a Netflix series where Monica Lewinsky rapes Bill Clinton.
	Right.
	And he's crying the whole time.
	Stop, stop.
	Hey, that's my cigar.
	Why are you doing this?
	I was going to smoke.
	Shut up, motherfucker.
	You're so strong.
	We got Mike.
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	How are you guys doing?
	Pretty good.
	How are you?
	Good, good.
	So I am calling.
	I don't know if it's for advice or what, but at the point where I'm 40 years old, dating has been like hit and missed every time.
	I've listened to your show for long enough years.
	And like, you know, you always talk about like if a girl breaks it off, dude, fucking cut it.
	Don't text her.
	All that shit.
	But I keep going back and doing that shit.
	And I fucking shit help her.
	Delete her number.
	Yeah, dude, I've done that.
	And then I go on fucking Verivan and look up the fucking number.
	I'm like, fucking psychopath, dude.
	Come on, man.
	Mikey.
	I would score myself around eight, maybe a mid-seven.
	But I date above.
	You know, I'll date like, I think high eight.
	And so I'd like to, I mean, I date younger women and I want to have kids.
	And so I date around like 28, you know, 30 years old.
	And even if you were to get her back, even if there was a hope of that, which there isn't, the only way to get her back would be to ignore her.
	And then she hasn't spoken to you in three months.
	You didn't do any of this pussy shit, which may have already ruined it for you.
	And then she sees, I don't know, an inside joke you guys had like, they're great.
	And she texts you like, hey, you saw Tony the Tiger in Delaware.
	Then you're back in.
	But the only way you can ever, ever get back in is to distance.
	I say just forget her, dude.
	And if you want a bright future with pussy, you have to be horny.
	And the only way you stay horny is to quit porn.
	Yeah, no, that's, I mean, that's a problem, too.
	I mean, like, I've hung out with Proud Boys and that shit.
	I didn't join like four years ago.
	I didn't want to get fired because I do like my job.
	I mean, if it came down to it, my principal comes first.
	But I was, I mean, that's on my mind.
	I'm like, well, I love jerking off.
	You know, it's like, fuck.
	Yeah, it feels good.
	It hasn't gotten the way of me getting laid.
	It just, what happens when you don't beat off and you don't watch porn is you're lying in bed and or you're in a couch and then someone calls and says, hey, there's a party at Janet's house.
	And normally you go, sorry, man, I'm beat.
	But your arm just goes, I'll eat your ass.
	And you weekend at Bernie's your way over there.
	Yeah.
	All right, buddy, stop calling her.
	We wish you nothing but the best.
	We got to go.
	Thank you for calling.
	No.
	Just leave.
	Just go somewhere else.
	And that's the end of our show, folks.
	Thank you for tuning in.
	We had a lot to talk about with the riot.
	I thought the calls were pretty good this week.
	Are you playing your fucking mom's ex-boyfriend's band?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	It'd be a cool song to go out on.
	It'd be a cool song for you to go out on if you were dying.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Will you?

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