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May 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION [2020-05-19 - S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION]
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That's just for fun.
Live from New York, it's Canada with Coven.
One that I care about, baby.
Don't care if I sound crazy, but you never let me down.
No, no, that's why when the sun's up, I'm fading.
Still laying in your back, hanging.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
*thud*
This shirt used to fit me.
Now, I feel like Chris Farley.
Fat guy in a small suit.
Is that what he says to crack up David Spade?
Fat guy in a little coat.
Fat guy in a little coat.
I'm not doing well.
Yesterday, you got a two and a half hour show.
That's why it was late, by the way.
It takes forever to upload and export and all that.
Today, you're not getting shit.
So don't get your hopes up.
In fact, turn it off.
This show is going to fit in your life as well as this shirt fits on me.
And I'm having an allergic meltdown.
Can you put the autofocus on?
I could if you help me.
Watch, look at my eyes.
Did you fuck a cat in here last night or something?
I'm having a serious...
Ew, look at that.
Gross.
It looks like a hot rod drive.
Did anyone hear that?
Did anyone hear?
I said it looks like a hot rod drawing because of the eyeball veins.
It's weird.
You get these attacks.
You can feel them coming.
Your eyes get a little itchy and you go, uh-oh, here it comes.
And it lasts about half an hour.
You feel it peak, and now I feel it going down.
It actually looks worse as it's going down, but it usually involves cats.
I'm such a sexist, I'm allergic to cats.
I looked up the clip of cats.
That's not interesting.
So that song you just heard was stuck with you.
I just was curious because, oh my god, I look bizarre.
Ryan Secrets had a stroke on America's Got Talent, and he looks exactly like this.
One eye shut, meltdown.
Apparently he didn't have a stroke.
I know, Ryan.
Fuck off.
Fake news.
But show the clip, you retard.
Don't debunk it.
Yeah, I'm...
Maybe because I'm duck, duck, going.
There's a picture of him right there.
Fans worried when Ryan Seacrest has a stroke during...
Oh, my God.
I wonder what it was.
I had a Gatorade.
Am I allergic to Gatorade?
What flavor?
Orange.
I've had orange before.
I don't know.
I don't like orange, so I blame it on orange.
This video's not popping.
Oh, there we go.
We are the world again.
35 years since the original hit song.
This is a fucking waste of time.
It's pissing me off.
Look at him sitting there.
The 45 year old TV personality had suffered a stroke on live TV.
You can catch her playing Aretha Franklin on the national.
He had Orange Gatorade too.
Social media exploded with concern.
Social media exploded with concern.
Can you imagine your life was celebrity reporting?
I mean, I guess mine is, in a sense.
But I just, I can't, I don't understand that.
Like, I know a guy who's a sports columnist, and he has his, it's mostly baseball, but sometimes football.
And that's his life.
Like, he doesn't care about President Trump or anything like that.
It's just like, well, Sespidus play again.
I'm not judging him.
I just think that's...
But like giving a shit about celebrities and caring that Ryan Secret's eye was half shut for maybe three seconds.
I don't fucking care if you die, Ryan Secrets.
Die on TV.
I'll watch.
I'll watch and I'll be doing something else at the same time.
I'll be on my phone, looking at Instagram, and I'll solely casually watch you die.
It's like when these dumb bitches cry when like Brad Pitt gets married.
He wasn't going to fuck you.
Even my wife, she was devastated when Prince died.
I go, his last 10 albums were garbage.
You're going to miss Prince and the new power generation?
He has not a good album since fucking Purple Rain.
Anyway, that's the number one song in the country.
And, you know, we have celebrities like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber because they're attractive.
And we don't really care about the music.
Now that videos are big, we want to see attractive people sing because singing is easy, right?
James Corden can do it.
That's why the Cats Musical didn't have to find singers.
They just looked for celebrities.
Anyway, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber made a video for this song and it's full of ugly people and ugly children.
Wait, go back to the beginning.
You're not going to believe how short Michael Bouble's legs are.
He should not have his bare legs.
First of all, you shouldn't let your wife piggyback you frontwards, but you should never have your bare legs made public if you're if they're the look, look there.
Oh, wow.
His legs are tiny.
What a loser.
He's like baby legs.
Yeah.
Ew.
And why is he his wife picking him up like that?
That's cuckish.
That's cuckish, man.
Don't let your wife pick you up, and if you have little legs like that, Remember in Deadpool he had his legs cut off?
And then he had baby legs.
Well, at least you already have a chick, so you don't have to worry about the fact that no one wants to fuck you because you have little legs.
His legs are smaller Than Ryan's, but look at all the unattractive people.
Like, it's just offensive.
I'm like a seven when you factor everything in, and I'm in your living room.
I would never subject you to like a five.
These people are in our living rooms now because this is the number one video.
Don't put uglies in my room.
You subject people to fives every time I switch my camera on.
I don't like that she's so sexualized.
It disturbs me.
Maybe it's because I have a teenage daughter, but I like that Billie Eilish just wears sweatsuits and stuff.
You know, Louis Vuitton tracksuits.
This like thigh-high boots on a girl who we know from Disney being a kid.
So you're taking someone I know as a kid, like Shirley Temple.
Imagine Shirley Temple had a comeback and she was dressed like a prostitute.
You'd go, aha, wait, you're the little cute girl.
They made Billie Eilish take her shirt off in a concert.
What?
And everybody was screaming.
They're like, yay!
They just can't wait for her to just take clothes off.
It's gross.
Really weird.
So did she show her tits?
She didn't show her tits.
She took her shirt off.
She was in a sports bra.
And like she did it in this take shirt off.
How do you know that?
I was just making fun of people who care about celebrities.
You know about little girl celebrities.
When did this come across your feed when you were reading Tiger Beat magazine?
You just referenced her.
Yeah, because she looks like my daughter.
So yeah, she put like this video behind her in a concert.
You're really good at researching, Ryan.
Thanks for showing us this.
And she took her shirt out.
Everybody's like, woohoo.
You just breezed by an image that said Billie Eilish takes off her shirt.
You are.
I'm looking at the pictures.
Not the words.
That's not how you research things.
To protest body shaming.
She protested body shaming with her perfect body?
No one shames someone who is a slim teenage girl.
Anyway, the reason I played that is because, of all people, Takashi69 has a scoop.
Don't trust journalists.
He totally blew up the Trayvon Martin myth.
The DA didn't.
The detectives didn't.
The media didn't.
They all failed miserably.
I think we're going to get them on the show tomorrow.
So you're not going to get good information from the establishment.
You're going to get good information from weirdo freak gang members like Takashi69.
Check out what he's got to say.
So listen, I want the world to know that Billboard is a lie.
You can buy number ones on Billboard.
I want that to register in your head.
You can buy number ones on Billboard.
Now let me tell you what happened.
We was having an ongoing investigation just now.
Silvio from Billboard, right, this like Pi Pop shit.
He's got a do-rag on his head.
This is the thing now.
You wear a do-rag, and then you take the flappy part and you just plop it on top.
So it looks like a fucking shower.
What do you call those?
A shower.
Shower cap.
Shower cap.
Everything.
Last Thursday, Ariana was stuck with you, submitted 60,000 units last second.
With the investigation, we found this.
They purchased half of those things with six credit cards.
You should get them a show.
When we asked where was those six credit cards went to, Billboard said we can't disclose that information.
Okay, so he goes on and on and on.
He's obviously an imbecile, but that's just kind of interesting that Ariana Grande, that song that you just heard, shipped 60,000 units in one day, and it was six credit cards.
So each of them, I assume, bought like 10,000.
And that's what pushed it to number one.
His song, Gooba, is number three in the charts.
And you know who's number two in the charts?
Doja Cat.
That woman who did that song about how she's a cow and you should milk her.
Little girls run the economy.
Remember Bill Hicks?
He said, when did we start listening to babysitters?
Because they are spending all the money.
Kylie Jenner is a billionaire because the little girl dollar is the biggest dollar around.
If you want to get rich, go stupid girl.
Like Vice.
After I left, what did they do?
God, what was the headline I saw the other day?
I think it was on the censored Reddit.
It was like, homeless ketamine dealer who's trans empowers herself through homelessness.
It was like the kind of thing that a 13-year-old girl wants to read and it makes her feel woke.
And JoJo Siwa is like, she runs the whole world too.
You know, there's big controversy that she took her bow off.
JoJo Siwa.
Oh, yeah, my daughter was here for Halloween.
And I didn't, I'm so out of touch, I couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or not.
She was being sarcastic.
Anyway, so the Daily Mail is freaking out about this.
Because this was a huge thing in the 80s, pay to play, where these record label executives would go to radio stations and they would just pay the DJs to play a song and they would just make hits.
Because a lot of music you can be forced into.
And if you hear fucking, what is it, like pass the Duchy Pony left-hand side 900 times, all of a sudden it's in your head and now it's a hit.
That's all you need.
So if you go to 1-2, please.
Billboard explains how Hot 100 chart is calculated following controversy involving Takashi 6-9, Ariana Grande, and Justin Bieber.
So their defense is, no, no, no, no.
We know his numbers are higher on YouTube, but those are international numbers.
The Hot 100 is only America.
So when you take out the global numbers, Takashi is actually third and Justin and Ariana are higher.
I don't believe you.
A, I don't know.
I don't believe that YouTube gives you these regional numbers.
And I don't believe that Takashi 6.9 is huge in China.
So that's a fucking lie.
And secondly, that wasn't really his accusation.
His accusation was that Ariana's numbers are fake and six credit cards.
Actually, in a way, Billboard isn't guilty.
Billboard is just tracking the popularity of something.
And if Ariana Grande's record label bought 60,000 units, then it's the record label who cheated.
You know, when I was living in Montreal, before we did Voice in Montreal, there was these two magazines, competing magazines like Village Voice type things.
And there was The Hour and the Montreal Mirror.
And they both were hovering around 100,000.
But Montreal's not big enough to take two papers that have 100,000.
So they would just become garbage.
So what they would do is they would print 100,000 or 110,000.
And then the truck would go from the printers to the recycling plant and dump them into the recycling.
Like 20,000 newspapers would just go straight from the plant to the recycling.
And we thought that was stupid.
So what we did was we lied.
We said, we can't, we're not a, we're a private company, you can't audit us.
And we print 200,000.
That's what you do.
He got relocated, the 6ix9ine, too.
What do you mean?
He's subscribed.
It takes two seconds.
People saw his crazy cars outside.
Then this girl noticed him outside on the balcony.
Yeah, he's not his feet, is he?
He was wearing like some bright jumpsuit.
He's not the best guy for the witness protection program, is he?
But that's what.
Look how much work he got done just being inside, not getting into trouble.
Yeah, he's got his ankle bracelet on that other video.
You could see it under his little jogger.
Let's hear his song, Gooba.
Sure.
Yeah, look at his ankle bracelet.
You could see it right there.
Oh, yeah.
Gooba.
Oh, fuck.
While we wait for Ryan to pull that up, I won't go to the next subject.
I look disgusting.
I like it.
It's better than that opening song, the number one song in America.
It's kind of punk.
Get a fucking dog off of Takashi 6ix9ine.
It's one thing to have a dog.
And eat shit.
You're having that dog lick your face, Takashi.
Jesus Christ, I hope you get whack, you fucking snitch.
By the way, I went to a bar yesterday.
And I had two bars where I knew the owners that I would go to in the city.
And so I'd bring my tool bag in my car.
And then after the show, I would go to the bar.
They'd see me outside.
And I would drop my tool bag on the bar and then have my pint behind it.
The one bar I used to do that at had to stop because fucking Karens were coming up to the window and peering in like this.
What are you doing?
Like, why are you such a nosy bitch?
My buddy Robbie sent me an email just a second ago saying, I think it's because they're on testosterone because menopause is a drastic drop in testosterone.
So what they do is they start, they get it as a supplement for their own health to rebalance it.
And so you have these fucking pumped Karens.
But why are you looking in our window, you bitch?
I understand if you see a crime on the street.
Oh, someone's littering.
That's annoying, but whatever.
You're seeing a crime.
But now you're looking for a crime.
So he said, I can't do this anymore, dude.
It's a $20,000 fine.
We're not doing it.
All right.
So then I go to my other bar and he is doing it again with my tool bag.
But now I can't sit at the bar anymore because that can be seen by the windows.
So I have to sit in a corner with my buddy who's like two tables away and I have to put a chair on the table to hide my pint.
Like, I'm not a fag.
I'm not doing anything gross.
Why do I have to hide like George Michael getting a blowjob behind a bush at a public park?
Can't they cover the windows, but like up for innovation or whatever?
Yeah, but even that.
I'm realizing how crucial bar culture is.
It's not just sitting and getting a pint.
It's going into the nothing box, as Adderall Packy says.
You sit there, you talk with other men, you say funny shit.
I heard a great story the other day at a bar about this woman, this ugly woman who goes in there sometimes.
She's a one.
And she got duped by a Ukrainian man.
Did you know this was a thing?
It's not just women seducing loser men in America.
Men are seducing loser women.
And she'd borrowed thousands of dollars.
I think she sent him 10 grand.
And she was borrowing it from guys in the bar.
And the guys found out later, like, wait a minute, what did you borrow that thousand dollars for?
To send to a fucking man in Ukraine?
Are you out of your mind?
I thought you needed it for like your daughter's graduation or some shit.
I'm not loaning you any more fucking money, you retard.
And she goes, no, it's coming.
I shaved my pussy.
And as he was telling the story, he goes, oh my God, just saying that, I got the hairs rising on my arm.
I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
That's how hideous she is.
She looks like she was just hit in the face with a frying pan.
Anyway, those are fun stories.
I'm laughing my head off.
That's really interesting, too.
I had no idea this was a phenomenon.
I can't believe women would fall for this.
But when you're doing it hiding, it's like sub-prohibition.
Prohibition, you have the sh, and you say the password is boogaloo.
Opens the door.
Now you're good.
Now the door, there's an iron door there.
They would drink out of teacups.
Okay, that's a little humiliating, but you're still like partying, dancing at a speakeasy.
This, I'm just, I'm cloaked in shame.
Bars aren't about shame.
Bars are about no holds barred.
It's about I can finally be myself.
I can, if women are there, they're the kind of women who can take a joke.
I can be myself.
It's why the Proud Boys exist.
It's why men's clubs exist.
It's why the Knights of Columbus exists.
It's why the Elks Lodge exists.
Because men need a place.
And this used to be true in barbershops, but fucking Karens have infiltrated it as they sit there watching their son get a fucking haircut.
Yeah, that looks good.
A little more off the top, do you think?
Bitch, get out of here.
Get out of here.
You don't belong in here.
And that boy is 15 years old.
Why are you monitoring his fucking hair?
Did you know one time I was at the beach in my neighborhood and I overheard these moms talking about so Barbara's son finally cut his hair.
Oh, really?
Is that Craig?
No, Will.
Will cut his hair.
It looks really good.
I almost went over and just took out my handgun and just went, hey, ladies, I just couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
Talking about another person's son's fucking hair?
This sounds very gay.
No, it doesn't.
It sounds inane.
I don't think it's testosterone, dude.
I think it's boredom.
The au pair does all the driving.
The nanny does all the loving.
The maid does all the cooking and cleaning.
You got nothing to do.
So you start mothering me.
Anyway, yeah, it's kind of, it's feeling very Soviet Union.
Again, just to break our...
No, no, we already started it.
Let's, um...
Oh, yeah, look at 2-3.
This story almost made me cry like a little bitch.
We are and we're only here for everybody's safety today.
We plan for the worst, hope for the best, and it seems like that's what we have out here today.
Normally, you are all in violation of the executive order.
On that note, on that note, have a good day.
everybody be safe.
This is how cops earn that It is moving.
And as you will read in my book, Death of Cool, during the blackout in 2004, we were dancing.
I was nude.
Me and this other guy took our clothes off because they broke open a fountain, a water hydrant, fire hydrant.
Don't have a fountain.
And, oh, you fucked up.
And so we jumped in front of it and everyone started chanting, no more naked dudes, no more naked dudes.
And then as for another laugh, I thought, I'm going to moon the jet stream, which is exactly the same as having Mike Tyson punch you in the nuts from behind.
It was one of the dumbest things ever done.
I had to sit down for 40 minutes just going, oh, uh-oh.
Maybe it's why most of my kids are retarded.
But a cop pulls up and we're drinking on the street and partying and the bar is giving out free booze.
And it's illegal, I guess.
And he stops and he has the loudspeaker and he goes, announcement, or something like that.
I can't remember how he begins it.
And we all go, oh, fuck.
We're hiding our bottles behind our backs.
And he goes, start spreading the news.
And everyone goes, yeah.
And then they drive off.
So that looked like one of those moments, really inspiring moment.
And it's cops being human beings, not serving someone's, not imposing tyrannical orders like we saw in Virginia, where the governor said, I'm going to take all your guns.
And the cops said, we're not doing that.
We're here to uphold the law.
And that includes the Constitution.
So if you start changing laws and violating the Constitution, that's not my job anymore.
That's not what I signed up for.
So that looks good, right?
Injection of optimism.
Reality check.
Hey, they did the same thing with the whole, we're going to take your guns away in Virginia, and they were like, we'll defend people.
Ryan, I just said that.
No, you didn't.
Just now?
Yes.
You hopeless fucking retard.
You're just repeating a story I said 20 seconds ago.
The Malician Virginia.
Oh, okay.
What?
Shut your mouth unless you have something important to contribute and listen to the show that you're on.
I'm also pulling things up.
You're not watching the show.
You're on the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pulling up the show.
Anyway, shut up.
A New Jersey gym reopened Monday in violation of Governor Phil Murphy's stay-at-home regulations, an offense that landed both owners a summons.
What?
But I just saw them leave.
The ticket for a disorderly person's defense was issued to Atlas gym owner Ian Smith, blah, blah, after they reopened Monday and began taking customers social distancing.
Their act of defiance drew a cheering crowd of supporters, but even with precautions, jersey gyms are not allowed to be open, blah blah.
They said that must come from the governor.
Here's the clincher.
Hours earlier, the owners thought they were in the clear.
Two masked Bel Mar police officers had arrived shortly after 10 a.m. and asked to speak with Smith.
They said, on that note, everybody have a good day, leaving the impression the gym would be left alone.
That's when I say fuck the police's boss, because these guys did that admirable thing.
Remember the dude last week who got fired for saying we need to calm down and stop busting people for stupid shit?
So these cops went back to the station and their superiors said, what?
You didn't give them a fine?
Go back there and give them a fucking fine or you're fired.
And they went with their tails between their legs.
Cops arrived later with the summons from Camden County officials.
Murphy said they were out of compliance and that's not going to be tolerated.
Get fired.
I'm not going to end the show, don't worry.
Get in trouble, cops.
Like, that's not, you're not a man, I'm sorry.
If you say, on that note, everybody have a good day.
And then you come Back later and go, my boss said I have to give you a thumbs.
I was bad.
You're not a man of your word.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Fucking pussy.
I saw this Blago doc last night.
What's his name?
Rod Blagovich.
The series is called Trial by Media.
And it's produced by George Clooney.
So of course it's left-wing.
But Blago was Dem.
So they give him a fair shake.
And I was just watching it going, I'm so disgusted by our justice system.
The Trayvon thing is on my mind a lot.
And, you know, there's a thing with black jurors where they go, I'm not sending another black man to jail.
And you know what's ironic with Proud Boys, we almost had a black juror say, I'm not sending him to jail because she saw and was shocked to see John Kinsman's black wife.
But she had a funeral to get to, so she left the jury.
So we had 11 millennial juries, women, and people who thought that John and Max were racist, and that's why they threw them in jail for four fucking years.
And I think Blagovich pissed off his father-in-law.
His father-in-law is powerful.
So he said, get him, get him on something.
And he got 15 years for trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, which he never actually did.
He was just talking trash.
He goes, that thing's worth a lot.
Someone offered me a million bucks for it the other day.
I'm not just giving this thing away.
This is him shooting the shit on the phone.
Politics is usual.
And this is what everyone does.
Like the Dems only gets Supreme Court justices who are pro-abortion.
The GOP will never have a pro-choice Supreme Court judge.
That's how politics works.
That's all he was doing.
You take him away from his family for 15 fucking years?
Wow.
Now, Trump pardoned him after eight.
And he pardoned a damn, which is cool.
But it's a pretty well done doc.
You should check it out.
Also, in this sort of brick-a-brack bag of tricks, Jim Kerry still sucks.
Here he is wishing the president dies.
Obama game.
It's been going on for a long time.
It's been going on from before I even got elected, and it's a disgrace that it happened.
And if you look at what's gone on, and if you look at now all of this information that's being released, and from our country.
It's funny because the corona thing is largely a myth.
So he's falling for his own propaganda.
I told you Jim Carrey was one of the worst people alive, didn't I?
He gave his girlfriend STDs and then dumped her and she killed herself.
He terrorized the kids on the set of unfortunate events.
Series of unfortunate events.
And then, of course, this clip that we showed you a couple weeks ago where a fan sits down to get a haircut from him and he shaves her head, bald.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, you did?
Okay.
Well, we'll make sure you get a good seat.
Autograph?
He's such a piece of poo-poo.
And I meant to get to this story yesterday.
I can't look at him anymore.
This guy was murdered.
He's a pro-refugee dude.
This is 1.6.
You're showing your fucking notes.
Pro-refugee activist murdered by a migrant he was sleeping with.
Now, here's some prejudice that I think is accurate.
I say if a man is murdered by a 20-year-old female refugee, he was raping her.
If a woman is killed by a young refugee, he's a rapist who killed her.
Is that xenophobic?
Is that prejudiced or post-judiced?
Why are you scrolling so annoyingly?
That's just French.
But go back to the top.
No, the top where I can read.
A pro-refugee activist in France was found dead in his home after being murdered by the same 20-year-old Afghan migrant he had been sleeping with.
Thank heaven for little girls.
He was the head of a group called Interrance, Internance, that helps vulnerable migrants and then fucks them in the ass.
The activist also personally allowed some of the migrants to stay at his home.
How sweet of him.
Anyway, I don't know why I brought up that story.
It just made me laugh.
But I was thinking the other day, I was right about Jim Carrey, right?
I told you it was a piece of shit and we just keep getting more and more evidence.
I knew Trump was going to get elected.
I was backing him way back on Red Eye when everyone was laughing at me.
Ann Coulter and I were the only ones supporting him.
I told you Juicy Smollet was bullshit the second it happened.
I knew Trayvon was bullshit.
The swing state thing turned out to be verified by Joel Gilbert.
I knew the COVID thing was bullshit.
Remember?
Everyone was saying, well, you must feel stupid now when I said, I'm going to go start going back to work.
We've been back in the city, back at work for weeks now.
And we're realizing that it's all bullshit.
And I knew armed robbery was bullshit.
Here's a, he was not jogging.
You don't go jogging with the hammer.
He was not exploring construction.
I think my new theory is that, yes, he's a criminal and a gangster, but I think he's like retard level low IQ.
And maybe, well, like there's levels of schizophrenia where you can't tell if the person is retarded or nuts because it's kind of the same.
But look at him here.
This is two years ago.
It's probably 85 degrees.
He's got a jacket on and he's in his car, which is in the middle of a field.
And he's practicing rap.
That's his side of the story.
Just don't reach the car, man.
Down.
Warning down.
Stay on the ground.
Stay on the ground, okay?
Bye.
Bye.
So, this is the Guardian.
They're very left-wing.
I'm wondering how they will be framing this.
Just wrap it, wrap it in the pod.
Gotcha.
You got an ID on your men?
ID.
Just looking at construction, wrapping in the park.
I don't think so.
With my jacket on me.
You know, they say schizophrenics have trouble gauging temperature.
You want to know why I'm fucking with you?
Get your hand in your pocket.
I ain't got shit on me.
What the fuck you fucking with me for?
I'll tell you why I'm here, man.
I'll tell you why I'm here.
Because this area is known for drug activity.
Drug?
How the fuck am I drugging when I work at Blue Beach?
Back up.
Check my shit.
Back up.
The fuck you talking about?
You want to back up?
Check my motherfucking shit.
Turn around and put your hands on the car.
I'm turning around and put your hands on the car.
Turn around and put your hands on the car.
I'm checking you for weapons.
You got no need to check me, bro.
I'm not searching you.
I'm checking you for weapons.
All right, man.
You don't have any warnings?
I know, but you're coming up on me.
You make me kind of nervous.
Okay?
You bothering me for nothing.
You can't go in my car.
You don't allow me to search your car?
You can't go in my car.
Something weird going on with this fucking country and race.
It's so annoying.
I'm done with it.
That's why we got Trump in, because we're all done with it.
Saw Fred Perry had a big backlash because...
Racist Fred Perry fans are boycotting the brand for casting black models.
The British labels model lineup is seemingly too diverse for them to handle.
That's not true.
It's just obvious pandering.
They put out a thing, just show it again.
They had a tweet, and it was like four black models.
Yeah.
And 100% of them were black in a country that's like 87% white.
So you just go, all right, you're pandering.
This is getting annoying.
Like I went to Warby Parker to look for glasses and it might be different now, but 100% of the models were black.
100.
So I'm seeing my glasses on black dudes and I'm like, okay, somebody helping me picture.
Okay, look at the men's.
I wonder if they're still doing this.
Oh, they're destroying the glasses.
That's a man?
Yeah, that's sort of a man.
Let's see this guy.
How about the Percy?
Oh, that's a white guy.
Anyway.
Because Percy's a fag name.
So what people were saying was, they weren't like, how dare you have a black guy and a Fred Perry?
They were saying, this is getting tedious.
What?
Every single model in this ad is black.
Can you take it easy, please?
And as Paul Joseph Watson pointed out, if they had all black, all white models in a country that was 87% black, people would go ape shit.
Not the best choice of words there.
But, and we've seen them do this, right?
Remember that entire, I did a whole episode on black people and liberals freaking out because they cast a woman who was half white, half gypsy in, oh, I didn't even see that.
Let me finish this point.
Half white, half gypsy as a white girl.
And that was, that shut down the whole fucking town.
They had to have a three-hour town hall, which did you record that?
Yep.
Good, because I want to save that piece of gold.
So what are they saying about Proud Boys?
Well, they're down in February has condemned these fascists.
What?
Though the original skinheads denounced fascism, the group divided in the 70s as a subsection of its members swung to the far right and joined the British National Front.
A tiny subsection.
Maybe 5% of British skinheads were Nazis.
That was very late in the game, like 80s, not 70s.
And they were all nuts.
They had facial tattoos because if you had a facial tattoo in Britain, you were deemed permanently unemployable.
Takashi69 would have been doing great.
And you got welfare for the rest of your life because you're obviously nuts.
So all the skinheads, the nutty fascist ones, would have like a boot on their face or like a bird here.
Or they'd have a cross.
They'd put an iron cross right here.
And they'd say made in England.
And they were all fucked by their dads.
They were orphans.
They were gays.
They all ended up dead and in prison.
They did not define the skinhead movement by any means.
That's rewriting history.
In the time since the labels, wreath-emblazoned polo shirts have been co-opted by the far right, by the right, not just in the UK, but around the world.
Over the years, Fred Perry has condemned these fascists and their views.
In 2017, in response to footage of US-based extremist group, the Proud Boys, wearing their polos, Fred Perry chairman John Flynn told GQ a little investigation into Fred the man would reveal a lot.
Fred was the son of a working-class socialist MP who became a...
I have to care about Fred Perry, the tennis player who this clothing line is named after.
I have to care about his dad.
And people would ask me, too, they'd say, so I hear Fred Perry's denounced you guys.
Yeah, who cares?
Do I need the CEO of Levi's to like me before I put on Levi's?
You're not invited, CEO.
You're not invited to the discussion.
It's up to us what this means to us.
And this means to us working class mods who are proud of their country and wanted to clean up nice, even though they didn't have too much money.
That's it.
Blue collar, neat and tidy and patriotic.
That's what Fred Perry means to us.
And I don't give a fuck.
And that's the Canadian CEO, by the way.
They left out that minor detail.
The Canadian CEO doesn't approve of what people have told him the Proud Boys represent.
Which takes us nicely to this pathetic story.
Where is it now?
Where Proud Boys, some loser cuck pussy boy named Alex Newhouse wrote this article.
I'm not used to these academic articles.
Like they, schools have their own blog now.
So he wrote this article, this study, right, that was published by some lefty school in Vermont.
Proud Boys Amplify Anti-Vax and Coronavirus Disinformation Following Support for Anti-quarantine Protests.
That rolls off the tongue nicely.
Yeah, that's a real eye grabber.
Clickbait.
Can you blow it up again?
I emailed him, by the way, and said, I'm very interested in your research.
This analysis of Proud Boys Affiliate Social Media Discourse on Twitter, blah, blah, blah, reveals a dangerous.
Oh, by the way, the subtext here is they're still communicating on telegram, so you got to get them off that platform.
You're giving Nazis a platform.
Nefarious conspiracy theories rooted with violent extremist ideologies.
The group additionally produces rhetoric about a proposed civil war, which serves as indirect incitement to political vaunts.
It's called a joke.
The brief is The fourth in a series Of targeted analysis Of disinformation Spread by groups On the far right The Proud Boys promotion Of Reopen America protests Threatens to further mainstream The racist Neo-fascist How about that sentence?
This is the state of academia today.
If you go to school, you're going to be taught stuff this smart.
Reopening America is a neo-fascist ideology.
What a simpleton.
Can you believe people are going into debt to have this shit logic spew out of their fucking keyboards?
Prowboys continue to evade moderation.
What?
And their discourse continues to circulate.
We evade moderation.
See, this is what the left is all about these days.
Power.
I want you, you need to be moderated.
This serves to normalize their ideas and their recruiting efforts.
Yeah, that's big on recruiting too.
Like we have little boosts and we say, please sign up.
Go down a bit.
A self-proclaimed chauvinist organization, he doesn't even know what chauvinist means, that supports a far-right neo-fast have engaged in spreading blah, blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, you get the idea.
But I find it interesting because this is a trend with men.
Young men have cucked themselves in an effort to virtue signal.
I don't, everyone says it's to get pussy.
I don't think so.
I think they're just trying to adapt.
I think they don't like brodom because they're not invited to it or they think someone will like them more if they evade it or it makes them feel superior.
Because if you look at his Twitter, right, look at this simp.
He's specializing in right-wing extremism.
He has the same sort of head cock that Jared Holt has.
He's obviously very low T. And isn't it interesting that these people are always specializing in right-wing extremism?
Black people are much more likely to be members of black extremist groups.
Black Hebrew Israelites don't get any scrutiny.
The cabal of Muslim training camps in America at Islamberg, the kid was starved to death in New Mexico, no attention whatsoever.
No attention to any other extremist.
What about the race wars going on in south central LA with Molotov cocktails?
Mexicans killing blacks just because of their race.
No study whatsoever.
And, okay, so as Will Summer said to me, no, everyone has their niche.
This is my niche.
And I go, okay, okay, if that's your niche, can I see your research on the Aryan nations, the largest white supremacist group in the world?
Oh, no, we don't cover that.
Oh, so you just cover people that sort of look like you, but don't like you.
So you're basically ducky from Pretty in Pink.
You're a rejected outcast loser nerd who wants revenge.
This is not about monitoring hate because you only monitor hate in one group that isn't even a hateful group, but doesn't like you.
The hate you're monitoring is hatred of you.
You're extremist if you don't like me.
I saw he, there was an article too.
Look at this guy.
His tweets are all about Proud Boys now.
As of the past two hours.
16 minutes ago.
Figured out where all the Proud Boys were coming from this morning.
Proud Boy Britton picked up on the work that we do at C-Tech and our work.
We're taking too kindly.
The work.
Yeah, you're hard at work.
But look at this article.
Oh, wait, that's Ducky.
Did you show Ducky yet?
Maybe people don't know who that is.
It's 2-9.
I'm going in chronological order.
Should be.
That's who these.
That's Jared Holt.
That's Will Summer.
That's all of these guys.
The rejected outcast with female friends.
The guy with fake hair.
He was on Kona with the fake hair from two and a half men.
Yeah.
Here's an article Alex Newhouse was in.
So remember that ridiculous bullshit that happened with Charles Murray?
I think a teacher was hospitalized.
I can't remember if it was at this school or somewhere else.
I think it was this school.
So at his school, Charles Murray came to do a talk.
This is 3-0, shithead.
Chronological order, I just said.
Do you know what the word means?
Do you know what chronological means?
I do.
I think this is a school where Charles Murray came to do a talk.
He's benign, by the way.
He wrote a book called Coming Apart that said that classism is getting so severe in America that we are separating ourselves.
The elites are like a satellite separate from Earth.
But he wrote The Bell Curve 20 years ago, and so he's a racist because he discussed race and IQ, which back when he wrote that was pretty mainstream.
Trying to notice patterns.
And if you really read the book, The Bell Curve, you see that it's not blacks, whites, Asians.
They're much closer together like that.
And there's plenty of overlaps with plenty of blacks smarter than plenty of Asians.
Calm the fuck down.
But so they're protesting a book that they've only heard about and not read.
And he wrote it 25 years ago, and he's here to do a very normal talk.
I went to one of his talks at NYU.
He was bashing Trump the whole time.
I almost had to take him out.
So, this article, Politico is surprisingly, everyone sees it as right.
I see it as very left.
How the Middlebury riot really went down.
The protest has become a symbol of liberal intolerance.
Yes, that mob scene right there is exactly like my talk at NYU.
It's exactly like Berkeley when Milo was there.
It's exactly like every school that Ann Coulter dares to go near.
So this, how it really went down is horse shit.
Anyway, look, let me finish the subhead.
It's become a symbol of liberal intelligence, but a closer look reveals it says much about Donald Trump's election, racist incidents, and a clumsy response by school officials.
You forgot your Oxford comma there, Taylor G, you illiterate cunt.
And so this is their argument in that article.
They were protesting Charles Murray, and I assume me and whoever else was attacked and pepper-sprayed at school because, well, let's read Alex Newhouse's exact quote.
After Trump was elected, there was really a lot of tension on campus, said Alex Newhouse, a student journalist for the Middlebury campus.
There was a need for some outlet, for some sort of event or demonstration that students could rally around.
Oh, so you're all imbeciles and you're protesting Charles Murray, who doesn't like Trump, because you hate Trump.
My kids will get free education because they're Indians, but I don't want them to go to college.
I foresee a major war with my wife and I when it comes time for college.
Because it's not just not good for you, it makes you stupider.
So I don't want to go to a gym where they just feed you Popeyes and there's no gym equipment.
You come out of that gym fatter and weaker than when you went in.
That's not a good gym.
Now, if it was just an empty room and people weren't getting really good exercise, I wouldn't be as passionately against it.
I'd just go, oh, you're going to one of these stupid empty rooms.
But you come out worse off.
This guy thinks that's a logical point.
The first stirrings that Murray's upcoming visit was going to draw more backlash than anticipated came almost immediately.
Posters on campus announcing Murray's talk were graffited with white supremacists.
Someone created a Facebook event where people educated one another on Murray's work and brainstormed ways to respond.
You want to educate yourself on Murray's work?
Read one of his books.
Read the Kurmudgin's Guide to Getting Ahead.
That's an easy little joke book.
Read the spookiest one, The Bell Curve.
You're...
You protested a never Trumper because you hate Trump.
Nice work.
I thought this was interesting too.
Like proud boys get four years in jail and Antifa gets a check for $23,000.
So this cunt in the top left with the Mohawk, he was at a protest.
He had a big shield.
He was threatening cops, screaming at them.
They shot him, right, with a rubber bullet.
Get back.
He said, ha ha, doesn't hurt.
Kept coming at them.
They shot him again in the arm.
There he is.
He looks like he's really in pain there.
They shot him in the arm.
This rubber bullet cut him a little bit.
Rubber bullets don't rip your flesh off, right?
There's an abrasion there.
He said that was an excessive use of force.
Portland jury agreed because they were probably filled with millennials and people with an agenda.
And, oh, look, all cops are bastards.
And he got $23,000.
Zero time for threatening police.
By the way, as a little side note, I noticed I was talking on Telegram and I mentioned Proud Boys or something and some fucking Nazis.
Yes, they exist, but they're not a thing.
It's just a tiny handful, but they all hate me.
And they go, look at you cucking for shekels, you fucking Zionist.
And it's Jews who put the Proud Boys in prison and you stand there like a bitch, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The DA, Steinglass, was a big part of the trial.
Mark Dwyer, I don't know if he's Jewish.
Let's say he is for fun.
He was the one who threw the book at them, right?
He's Jewish.
They were doing the bidding of Cuomo and de Blasio.
The reason that they threw the book at Proud Boys was because they're lapdogs for Cuomo, the Italian fake mobster.
He's the piece of shit, the one who murders people in nursing homes.
He's the corrupt cunt who took billions of dollars in a scam where he said, we're going to make Buffalo, New York, the new business mecca of New York.
Got billions of dollars, put it in his pocket.
All his friends went to jail.
He didn't go to jail.
He's a piece of shit, that Italian.
See, when you have this myopic view of Jews, you see them in your sandwich.
It's their fault if it rains on their birthday.
By the way, you're talking about a particular type of Jew.
Yes, I call them ginos, Jews in names only.
And yes, they are disproportionately represented in the media.
You got me.
They are disproportionately liberal.
Karens are probably disproportionately ginos.
But they're overrepresented because it tends to be an intellectual sport media.
They're overrepresented in medicine, too.
You'll see them in brainy stuff.
They tend to be a brainy bunch.
The front cover of the New York Post had Larry David and it said the Jewish brain on his forehead.
So you're talking about people who, there's much more interesting features with these ginos.
There is they're overeducated, they're liberal, they're upper middle class, they're weak, they don't drink beer, and they don't really go to temple.
They just, they're pretending.
So the Jewish part of them is pretty irrelevant.
True Jews, like Orthodox Jews who wear yarmukas, are on our side.
And they hate these ginos for being phonies.
Hasidic Jews are on our side.
They love Trump.
Israelis love Trump.
When you see the payas or you see the belt with the strings on it or you see a yarmulke, you're seeing a buddy.
You're seeing an ally.
I'm Beastie Boys.
See?
So get out of that rut.
It's a rut.
It's for amateurs.
It's like people who watch boxing and they vote they want the white guy to beat the black guy.
It's for people who've watched boxing once.
You're devoid of depth.
But speaking of conspiracy theories, I actually have one.
You want to hear this one?
It just popped into my head yesterday, and I think it's pretty reasonable.
I would always check Reddit Public Freak Out.
I love watching street fights.
And for a while there, I was getting bored of it because I don't care about the world.
I only care about the West.
China can sink into the sea.
Russia, bye.
If I heard Russia blew up, I'd go, oh shit, where do you want to get?
You want to get fries?
So I would see all these Hong Kong protests.
And people got pissed at me for saying this, but I never gave a shit about the Hong Kong protests.
Yes, Hong Kong is a Western culture.
And it was being subsumed by China because their contract ran out.
And they don't want to go to China.
They don't want to be part of China because there's no human rights there.
You can get whisked away or killed.
We have these, what, 2.5 million cell phones just vanished?
This is how China got their numbers down.
They killed them all.
So they don't want to be part of that.
But I'm like, that's your revolution.
Go.
Have a revolution.
We did this in 1776.
We got the king out.
You got to go do that.
You got to go pay your dues.
It sucks for you.
It's not my problem.
So I would watch the Hong Kong protests just go, fuck.
The ruined Breddit public freak out.
I don't care about these people.
And then the pandemic happened and you stopped hearing about that.
Now, those protests, they were globally embarrassing China on a daily basis.
It was all you saw on the news.
And it made people curious.
A lot of people don't realize how corrupt China is and how evil it is.
They got good propaganda.
So it made people curious.
They were like, why was Hong Kong, why are people in Hong Kong so reluctant to become part of China?
Wait, Taiwan doesn't want to be part of China either?
Why not?
What's going on over there?
What are they doing?
What's China doing in Africa?
What's with all that weird island they built in Africa?
What's the hell's going on over there?
China doesn't like that.
They don't like curiosity.
So that story needed to go away.
Isn't it kind of strange that it went away with this pandemic so beautifully?
It vanished.
So here's my theory, and it is a conspiracy theory.
And there's nothing wrong with conspiracy theories.
I can't believe we're living in an era where theories are bad.
What?
Can you only think of things that are 100% true and verifiable?
Can I have theories?
How do you get to the truth?
You have a theory.
What do you think science is?
It's a bunch of hypotheses.
And then they find out, oh, shit, a stomach ulcer is actually a bacteria.
I had a bunch of different hypotheses and I finally nailed it.
Anyway, here's my hypothesis.
What if they started, they made this virus in a lab, right?
And it wasn't meant to go to Wuhan.
It was made in Wuhan in a lab.
It wasn't meant to go to, it wasn't supposed to get out of that lab.
They release it in Hong Kong in a very controlled way.
And everyone in Hong Kong has to be quarantined.
The story goes away.
We stop hearing about this every day.
But biological warfare is a tricky game, and it got out of control and went global, and they went, ah, fuck.
That wasn't the plan.
Now, if you remember, in American history, there's this lie that the Indians were given smallpox blankets.
And as I've told you before, the truth is that a general said, these Indians are being a real pain in the ass.
What if we put smallpox in blankets and then gave it to them?
And the intelligent British general said, yeah, I kind of feel like if we're working with smallpox, we're going to get smallpox on our hands and then we'll end up with smallpox.
And then the original guy went, yeah, forget it.
But they didn't do that in China.
It's quite possible that they just tried to get rid of Hong Kong and they ended up killing millions of people.
That's how communism works.
Holodomor in Ukraine was Stalin saying, we got to get Russians more food.
Let's take all these Bolsheviks food and they can all starve to death and millions die.
Mao.
I want a Great Leap Forward, but these intellectuals, middle class, are getting in my way.
I'm going to kill 80 million people to get my message across for my new revolution, The Great Leap Forward, which was actually a Billy Bragg album cover.
How macabre is that?
The Great Leap Forward on the cover of an album, Bragg.
That is literally 10 times worse than having an album called The Final Solution with a picture of Nazis on it.
It's 10 times worse.
6 million, 80 million.
China is mocking Trump.
If you go to 2.0, you can see.
So the new thing, as we talked about before, hydroxychloroquine is a thing that Trump likes, so it's evil.
If you take this cure, you're supporting Trump.
So we have more people die, so we can make Trump look worse.
Don't let the disease be cured.
The DNC and the media is literally killing people to hurt Trump.
But if you see there, there's a tweet from the Chinese, some Chinese communist, which is the only kind of news you can have there.
Where is it?
It says witchcraft.
There.
No, where is it now?
Where's the witchcraft one?
Did I send you the wrong link?
A long article.
Oh, as a long as article.
Anyway, Trump said he's taking hydroxychloroquine, and this Chinese media outlet said that he's promoting witchcraft.
They want more people to die here so we can be worse than them.
Yeah, there it is.
Leading the U.S. struggle against pandemic with witchcraft.
And as a result, more than 90,000 people have died.
If it were in China, the White House would have been burned down by angry people.
We tried to burn you down, China, in Hong Kong.
You killed us all.
In fact, I just saw this.
Look at 2-1.
There was a guy they were trying to democratically elect in Hong Kong, and the communist Chinese police showed up.
This used to be much more prevalent.
God, my eye looks weird.
There they are removing him.
Is it not playing?
They are removing him, and then they literally place the new Chinese communist replacement.
Plop him right down there.
No, he wins.
This is what Hong Kong was fighting.
You've got to go through it on your own.
Get him out of here.
He was democratically elected.
This is how socialists operate.
All right, that's enough of that political talk.
Gays are fucked.
There is a woman who is suing all gays.
That's 2-4.
She's declaring a lawsuit.
Suing all gay people.
Yes, all of them.
A Nebraska woman is suing every gay person on earth and asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin.
Yes, it's a sin.
Sylvia Driscoll 66 describes her ambassador of God and his son, blah, blah, blah, and will serve as her own lawyer in Driscoll versus homosexuals.
She's as crazy as armed robbery.
In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive, Driscoll doesn't reference any case laws for the judge to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster's dictionary.
Look at Dan Savage.
He thinks he's being a badass.
Man, I hope I get deposed.
Yeah, you'll show her a thing or two when this makes it to court and is a real case.
What do you, what the fuck?
But here's another fun hypothesis to indulge in conjecture.
Maybe they should be sued.
Because do you have that tweet here?
Your child might act in a homosexual manner online for internet points known as clout.
And this, by the way, goes back to Alex Newhouse.
So there's a thing where emasculating yourself and being a cuck is you score virtue signal points.
And I saw this kid.
There's this woman named Amy Bonomi.
And she teaches a class called Human Sexuality in Context.
This is a straight kid who took her class, right?
And he did this as a homework assignment for human sexuality in context.
He's never worn makeup before.
He's not trans.
This is him.
His name's Peter and he's making up Patricia.
By the way, dude, you're in college and you can't use a video.
You can't use fast forward video.
You have to use a collage?
You're a retard.
He's got cool music in the background.
I wonder if he got an A for this.
This is him getting not just clout amongst his peers.
Probably get a D, but he probably get a D. But he's getting actual credits in school.
This is contributing to his diploma.
You are going into debt to dress and drag to please your professor who really just doesn't like men and wants to emasculate men.
She wants to control people.
And when women get in control, one of the first things they like to do is emasculate men.
I don't know why.
We don't want to defeminize women.
It's like putting a sweater on a dog, kind of.
Like they like to.
Yeah, like what?
He wore brown nylons as biking shorts.
He's getting really into it.
Did a great job, Peter Risha.
This is who's in control of our children's brains.
This is why we have losers like Jared Holt and Will Summer.
They've been debald.
The teacher showed up with their purse, took off their balls, and put it in the purse.
Now, just to show you how fucking insane this teacher is, where is it now?
Her previous mode of research, and she was on Stefan Molyneux's show for this, 2.5, she was deeply disturbed by women reading 50 Shades of Gray.
for Freedom Aid Radio.
So coming up this weekend as you...
It's like 20 minutes, and you have the person sitting there blinking as they get introduced and hear this really long first question.
But let me just give you the Cole's notes.
Cribb notes.
It's class, right?
She sees it as trashy.
She knows it makes women look trashy.
So she has to academize it and clean it up because she's a school mom or wants to control people, right?
So her thesis is that 50 Shades of Gray is very dangerous and it's women who are abused and they're furthering their own abuse by reading this book.
No, they're just fat sluts that want to get choke fucked.
I'm sorry.
It's not deeper than that.
There's no studying to be done.
But she did talk after talk on the dangers of 50 Shades of Gray and how it perpetuates violence against women.
A lot of women like to get slapped around in bed.
I thought it was weird when I first came across it.
You know how I came across it?
Trial and error.
I tried, when I was a young man, fucking girls, I tried like, hi, I love you.
Dry as a bone.
Is this okay?
Dry as a bone.
And then just through trial and error, one time I slapped an ass and said, who's your daddy?
And she was like, ah.
I went, oh, like a good miner, I'm going to keep pursuing this.
M-I-N-E-R asshole.
I'm going to keep pursuing this vein.
There's gold in them Hills.
Next thing you know, you're choking girls going, I can't believe they're into this.
Harder, okay.
Remember, Lucy K has a whole bit about it where this woman is begging him to rape her, and he's like, I don't want to go to jail just to turn you on.
Anyway, final example of this fucking cunt who personifies the trouble with media and academia and what it's done to young men.
This is a perfect example of her brain.
2.6.
She wrote an essay, and just like this Proud Boys thing that's in the Vermont School, like what are these publishing essays on your school's website?
I've never heard of this before.
I thought a school's website just lists the classes.
Now it's a magazine?
Hi, welcome to Harvard Mag, where professors pontificate.
So this article, you ready for this?
There's an unconscious bias in virtual meetings.
Here's how you can avoid it.
Guess what the unconscious bias is?
In Zoom meetings.
Close your eyes.
Don't look, Brian.
I'll pay you 50 bucks if you can guess.
People are doing something wrong in Zoom meetings that's offensive.
I'll even give you a clue to gaze.
Oh, show your stupid face.
You just threw me off with the gaze.
That they're dressing.
What could I be doing in a Zoom meeting?
That's a pretty good guess.
Underdressing.
Yeah, they're turning gaze on.
That's actually a good guess.
And I would not put it, Pastor, to have that in this article.
No, the problem is people are featuring wedding photographs in the background on a shelf.
And that perpetuates the, I guess, myth that heteronormative weddings are normal.
Look up the word normal in the dictionary, you stupid bitch.
They are literally normal.
It's the norm for men and women to get married.
Gays getting married is literally unusual.
I'm sorry if that offends gays.
They are a small percentage of the population.
Anyway, this article is a joy to read.
Maybe you can blow it up for me.
While employees use video conferencing now more than ever, here, move over.
Move it that other way.
Blah, blah, blah.
In fact, even a simple icebreaker common for video conferencing can be a pathway for reinforcing dominant social norms and identities.
In a recent video conference, we were asked the most fun thing you've done with your family during quarantine.
Participants' answers range from gardening with my husband to dance parties with my family.
While these experiences are valid, oh, thank God, it's okay to go gardening with my husband.
It's valid.
You going gardening with your husband is perfectly valid.
Oh, it is?
Oh, thanks.
Okay, I'm good.
Can I weed?
There's a weed here in my strawberry bush.
That's invalid.
No, that's not valid.
See, this goes back to that kid saying unmoderated.
They're discussing things unmoderated.
She wants to decide what behavior is valid.
They're just power-hungry, weak people who want revenge.
It's exactly like those fat, ugly, unfunny losers who wrote up a list for UCB East.
And it was what you can do in your sketch if it's involving trans.
Yes, you can include trans in your comedy sketches, but you can't have a man dress like a woman if he's not trans.
And I looked them up and they were just fucking losers who wanted to be part of the cool comedy scene.
But comedy, stand-up comedy is like skateboarding.
It's very hard and only about 5% of the population can do it.
So they just said, you have to include me in your skateboarding and you have to skateboard this way so I can be part of it.
I want to control you.
I want to be in that crowd.
Anyway, that word valid says a ton about leftist culture.
I don't want to deem what your behavior is valid or invalid.
Go ahead.
And I was pro-gay marriage when it first came out because I thought, oh, good, they're trying to be traditional and whatever.
It's a start.
I mean, you're cursed with this albino trait.
What?
Ryan, I'm talking.
Sorry.
You said, go ahead, though.
And then I saw, so this was me saying that's valid.
And then I saw they were using it to call other people invalid and saying, you can't be a bakery unless you bake me a cake.
You can't host weddings unless I can have their.
And I realized, holy shit, you said, don't try to control me.
And I said, okay, okay, you did a thing.
And your motive was to control people.
So you fucking hoodwinked me.
You gay marriages.
Anyway, go back.
This is the best part of it.
Move it over.
I can't, it's behind the camera.
While these experiences are valid, Vaverio said that they can crowd out the experiences of people with minoritized social identities.
For example, asking about fun family things prevented several Latinx attendees from sharing their experiences of losing family members to novel coronavirus.
Why?
Hasn't everyone had people die?
Why is it Latinx specifically?
And for folks at home, Latinx is the new word for Latino because you don't want to have a gender there.
It's not a porn thing.
Additionally, microaggressions, great word, by the way.
In other words, not a big deal.
Micro deal.
Additionally, microaggressions are also communicated in virtual meetings just as they are in face-to-face meetings.
Bonomi said, Bonomi, this is the woman who has her students dressing up in drag.
Microaggressions are brief, commonplace, verbal, behavioral, or environmental indignities that communicate hostile, derogatory, and negative racial slights.
Yeah, don't have a Sambo or a cardboard cutout of a lynched black man in the background.
The researchers offer tips on how to mitigate unconscious bias and improve inclusivity.
Use inclusive language.
Holy shit, this can be done by acknowledging there are a range of diverse experiences, blah, blah, blah.
Approach conversations instead of opening with the typical, tell us what your lives are like during a shelter in place, Consider framing a question around what participants are noticing about the communities around them.
You see, this is another thing about that.
You're reading it and you go, oh, I shouldn't do that.
What should I do?
And you realize they don't know.
It's like the king, the person says, I want to be king.
And they go, okay.
And then you put the crown on them and they get the thing and they have that stupid little gold stick and they sit in the throne and they go, okay, so what are we doing now?
Oh, just try to be inclusive.
Ask people about something that relates to their community.
You're not saying anything.
I know.
I just wanted to be up here and tell people what to do, but you don't have anything to say.
Yeah.
That'll come.
That'll come.
It reminds me of when I was editing Vice, and there was this girl.
She was our secretary, and she wanted to write.
I said, okay.
This is back in Montreal days.
And she wrote an article about pit bulls and how, because she has a pit bull, and how sometimes they're more scared of you than you are of them.
And then she started writing it from the perspective of the pit bull, saying, I just want to be your friend.
Don't be scared of me.
I was like, I won't say her name, but lady, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
You suck.
Don't write anymore.
And I didn't say it like that.
I said, this isn't really our kind of a vibe.
This would be maybe in a doggy blog or something, or maybe in a pit bull.
And she goes, I know, I knew when I sent it, it wasn't very good, but I want to contribute more.
And I think part of that is you helping me to learn how to write.
No, no, that's not my job.
You don't get on the football team and then the coach's job is to teach you how to play football well.
You get drafted if you're good.
Sorry.
It's not my job to make you Indeval writer because it seems cool from far away.
And that's what these people are doing.
They're trying to control you, but they have no plan.
Like they want to smash the patriarchy, but the matriarchy just is going to sit there and go, what?
What's happening now?
Like Hillary, she was a powerful politician.
Hey, Hillary, the Benghazi, the embassy is being stormed by terrorists.
We have forces in Italy, southern Italy.
They could fly over there.
They'd be there in no time.
It's in northern Africa.
Actually, I don't know where it is.
But I know Italy's nearby.
And what did Hillary do?
He did nothing.
He didn't have a plan.
Led by the blind.
Shitty magicians want to control you.
All right, that's enough.
Jibber-jabber for today.
Let's check out my bag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-bee-doo-be-doo-doo-doo.
This is from Jeremy.
I've noticed that left-leaning people tend to be more scared of the virus than central right.
Is there an overlap in personality traits that might cause this?
Yes, it's genetic.
If you're scared, you tend to be left because the left is more coddling.
The right is about meritocracy, doesn't care about racial identity.
It says if you work hard, you get this.
If you don't, no.
If you want to write, you better write a good article.
If you write it about pit bulls, we can't publish it.
So weak people want to go where they're safe.
It's sort of like, I noticed when I moved into the burbs, I saw a lot more handicapped kids.
Sorry, this is harsh.
But like, you could tell they were autistic and stuff.
And I realized, oh, I didn't see those in the city because the city is harsher.
It's more dangerous.
And if you're handicapped kids are weaker and more vulnerable, sorry, you want to be in the burbs.
The left is like the suburbs of politics and the right is like the city.
And the city can be gritty.
Hey, Gabon, I went to D. Aubrey Moody in the 90s.
That was my school.
And one of the fucked up things I remember being there was a rubber room, a room padded with foam rubber used for the confinement of violent or mentally ill students.
We weren't allowed near it, but the urban myth was we used to put the retards in there who acted out.
Since you were in the retard class, I was running the other stories.
P.S. The story of the kid found dead in the creek was thought only a legend in my time there.
Thanks for confirming it.
Yeah.
Trevor Coles was raped and murdered by a fucked up weirdo kid in our neighborhood, and he was drowned in the creek that goes by my junior high, Diabre Moody.
You can look it up.
There's micro fiche of it, fucking horrific thing.
My teacher in there, he was, I knew him.
He was my friend.
But the teacher of the retard class was a little retarded himself.
And he said, I don't want any of you.
He looked like Jack Palance.
He said, I don't want any of you going to this funeral just because you can get time off school.
I'm not falling for that.
And I just thought, fuck you.
And I didn't go to my friend's funeral just to spite him.
I don't know why.
I haven't really gone to funerals since.
Mr. Gunn was his name.
No, it wasn't a rubber room.
I don't know what that rubber room you're talking about is.
It was a normal classroom.
But I was in a class for mostly retards.
But it was also, one girl was dying of cancer, so I didn't want to look at her.
One kid had 100 in math, Steve Zarth, but he couldn't look at people.
He was so autistic, so they put him in there.
So our average was weird, because you'd have a lot of people getting 17 and 27 in math, and then him getting 100, pulling up the class average substantially.
Then there was Stephen Snip, who always had snot coming out of his nose.
And I was like, Steve, just wipe your nose.
And so he did.
And then he had a snot line here, and then new troops came in to fill it.
He was a big guy.
One time I was talking to him, and this fucker Barry Pablo came in and smashed.
I was sitting on a tree over the creek that Trevor Coles was killed in, and it had a sheet of ice on top of it.
I got smashed off the tree, flew through the air, went into the creek, under the ice.
He smashed me that hard.
I went flying.
And then I'm in the ice and I come out.
And I'm crawling.
I don't know why I was crawling.
I guess I was so cold that I couldn't walk.
So I was crawling back to the school, to the office, and everyone is pointing, laughing.
And he goes, what's the matter, Gavin?
You're going to catch pneumonia.
I am the aunt angry.
I fought him later, you'll be happy to hear, and won.
But I won because he tried to do a roundhouse kick and he lifted his other leg off the ground, flew through the air like a starfish, and knocked the wind out of himself.
So yeah, it wasn't a rubber room there.
This is from Drake.
Great armed robbery.
Ahmed Abri vid last week.
I know I can't count on you to address it.
I'm amazed how hard it is to find that mug shot.
I was getting so angry seeing all of my friends posting some idiotic quote from LeBron or Kamala Harris.
We can't even go jogging anymore.
What?
I assumed you weren't allowed to go jogging because I've never seen you jog.
And no one talks about this male woman who was just shot.
We can't even deliver mail anymore.
White mail lady, M-A-I-L, goes to some kid's house and he's like, fuck you, white bitch.
No news on that.
She loved carrying the mail.
My sister-in-law called it a modern-day lynching.
What the fuck?
It is so scary how easily people are duped into believing these bullshit narratives.
I'm glad we have you to cut through the bullshit.
I think I even lost a friend because of it.
She lives in Baltimore and I asked her why she doesn't post about all the black men shooting each other in her precious city every week.
I bet that one hurt.
Could you make that a clip online, please?
I'd love to share it with people.
I know it'll probably get taken down, but it's good.
Yeah, this is why I don't like this kind of shit.
Because it's dishonest, and dishonesty is a waste of my time.
That's all.
I don't really care what your beliefs are.
I don't care if you're stupid.
I just hate liars because they're wasting my time.
Hey, I had dinner with Judge Napolitano last night.
Oh, really?
What's he like?
He's a good guy.
Huh?
He seems like an interesting dude.
Yeah, but he doesn't eat fish.
Oh, that's weird.
And then I found out the guy's lying, and I made a file in my head of Judge Napolitano, good guy, doesn't eat fish.
Now I have to go find that file, take it up, crumple it up, and throw it away.
I'm filing shit in here.
You're wasting my time.
Enough, please.
It's like when people want to talk about immigration.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I want to talk about that.
I know a lot about that.
How many legals are there?
Oh, I don't know.
Okay, so you don't really care about it, so don't waste my time.
Like when you say, I'm monitoring hate.
Oh, really?
Can I see your work on the Aryan Brotherhood?
Oh, not that guy.
Okay, so you're full of shit, so you're wasting my time.
Go away.
Oh, you don't like that Ahmed Aubrey was killed?
Oh, okay.
So you must care a lot about blacks being killed.
How about the 20-a-day killed in gang violence?
Oh, you don't?
Okay, so you're wasting my time.
Fuck off.
Oh, you're mad at people not wearing masks?
Okay, why don't you care about young people, Hasids, blacks, Hispanics?
Why aren't they on your radar?
It's only white males you get mad at not wearing masks?
I hate your ass.
Okay, fuck you.
You're wasting my time.
Don't waste my time.
My time is precious.
Fucking liars.
That was too much of indecence.
It's like they don't, they're petrified of a negative stereotype coming out about a group.
Scottish people are ugly, stupid, and violent.
I'm Scottish.
I'll live.
You just said it.
You noticed a negative pattern about my group.
I'm not ugly or stupid.
I'm a little violent when the time calls for it.
But I can't notice negative patterns.
You can notice positive patterns, or you can invent positive patterns and make a black woman, all the neurosurgeons on your show black women.
Okay.
But you can't notice negative patterns.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Aluger.
This guy's name's a Luger.
Biden compilation correction.
Hi, as much as I hate Biden, he says, can I have just one just alone?
Referring to a picture alone with the girl, which is also weird for him to request.
So he didn't say, can I kiss her alone?
He said, can I have one alone, meaning a picture?
Okay, so it's 12% less weird.
Trump morbidly obese is trending on Twitter.
This is Nancy Pelosi said that he shouldn't be taking hydrocloxychoroquin, which is she's parroting Chinese propaganda, calling it witchcraft, because she wants more Americans to die, because she knows that'll make Trump look worse.
And she says he shouldn't be taking it because he's morbidly obese.
Leaked audio, Biden and Poroshenko, quid pro quo.
This is pretty huge.
Dude, are you talking about that ancient story where he said six hours later they changed their mind?
A good opportunity to showcase your successes as we continue forward.
And I think, I doubt that any other general prostitute can do that, but we provide absolutely transparent procedure for the Selection Commission.
And the procedure was widely accepted, both inside the country, including my opponents, all the NGOs, all the parliamentary forces, they widely accepted as an absolutely transparent and effective situation.
And as I promised the very next day, before the 1st of December, exactly as I promised to Vice President Biden, this person who was selected by the Selection Commission is appointed.
Now, let's get up to Biden.
I can hear you better, too.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
You were saying, I didn't.
I missed what you were saying.
Yeah.
So, first of all, I'm a magic handkerchief.
It's too long.
I need the smoking gun here.
I'm trying to keep people entertained.
Anyway, this looks like it's the same scoop that we had before.
It's just different audio saying the same thing.
He openly bragged about Quid Pro quo.
They were doing an investigation, and It inconvenienced him.
He decided it wasn't helping him.
So he said, get that prosecutor off the case, or you're not getting money.
We have like 900 million we're going to send to you.
It's exactly what they accused Trump of doing.
Trump didn't do it.
Biden did it.
You are being lied to by shitty magicians.
This is from Joe.
Joe Biden sums up his campaign.
We cannot win re-election.
That's an ancient fucking story, Joe.
Jesus Christ.
Who does that?
And we've discussed it on the show, too.
He's sending me something from March 8th.
Like, why do I have this research team of dullards?
Hey, man, I noticed something that everyone was talking about two months ago.
Thanks.
Gavin and Ryan, cute little video attached.
Wait for the jiggle.
If this is the crying fucking marriage, I'm going to pop a gasket.
It's not even working for me.
Is it working for you?
Yeah.
Some weird Google Photos error occurred.
I hate when people send me weird shit.
Like on photo apps, Google.
Just send a picture or a link.
What are you, my mom?
That's the kind of thing moms do.
They send you like a 35 megabyte QuickTime.
You're like, mom, can you not clutter my fucking box with giant movies?
You know what I noticed yesterday?
What?
Remember you said you weren't in this video?
We didn't finish it.
I watched that pretty close.
I'd know if I was in it.
We're going to survive.
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.
It was coming up.
I was so hurt not to be in this.
Let's put clothes.
Not me, not me, not me.
Oh, shit.
How did I miss it?
Three times.
They made three of me?
Yeah.
That's almost too complimentary.
I'm very happy they did it, but...
All right.
Tell them thanks.
I guess I am relevant after all.
I guess I do matter.
That's right.
Hey, man, I'm a few episodes behind catching up.
Apologies if I already covered it.
Well, then don't send it in unless you're totally caught up.
But your positive thinking sketch wasn't just, oh, my Jesus, Lord.
These texts speak for themselves.
My in-laws are always demonizing Trump supporters for defending everything Trump does when really we are just trying to point out lies and contradictions from the left.
Here are a few screenshots of their reactions when I sent the video of Biden touching children.
Unfortunately, it was not surprising.
So Biden is a caring, loving father figure?
What's your point?
I'm not sure I'd be okay with a man touching one of my family members or kids that way.
Has Joe Biden ever been accused of inappropriate behavior with children?
He's been in the spotlight for many years.
I feel like this is inappropriate behavior.
Also, the kids' parents don't seem to think so.
They seem to think so.
I wonder how people would actually react if Trump was acting this way.
It'd be easier to accuse him of sexual misconduct with kids based off of this video.
It's not inappropriate.
Why would someone accuse him of that?
They don't care.
He's pose-read with his own daughter.
That one really pisses me off where they say Trump wants to fuck his daughter.
He made some offhanded remark because, well, if she was my daughter, then I'd be attracted to her.
Yeah.
Did you see if she wasn't my daughter, I said, did you see fucking Back to the Future?
It's kind of a mainstream thing to say.
You're not saying you want to fuck your daughter.
And then they show a bunch of pictures of Ivanka sitting on his lap and stuff and holding him and hugging him.
And they make it sexual.
You're the fucking disgusting pervert.
If you have a girl sitting on a guy's lap and it's sexual, a daughter sitting on a...
Well, I got all those texts in a row and then Ivanka Trump with Trump.
What?
Why would you do that?
Ivanka Trump is with Trump every fucking day, sitting on lap as a young girl.
Ivanka Trump with Trump, you're kind of like a dog.
That's what a dog, that's how a dog would Google it.
Yeah, like that's sexual to you, you fucking disgusting perverts.
And that other one that's right next to me right here, that one's sexual.
She's like dancing to music and stuff.
And you've turned that into sex.
Fuck off.
He's posed weird with his own daughter.
I don't know why you would bother.
My relationship with my in-laws is like eggshells.
I don't want to mess with it.
I would never fucking start trying to get them into Trump.
Exactly.
Trump has a long list of things he's done.
So it's okay to be nasty with your daughter, but not non-familial peeps.
Yeah, I guess this is totally normal and not at all weird.
May I say, since I'm the expert in being sexually abused, uh-oh, this video is manipulated to make Biden look like a creepy guy.
I'm not crazy about him personally, but I don't feel he abuses children.
Not voting for Biden is voting for Trump.
Don't judge based on what you see in the videos anymore.
Everything is manipulated.
What do you mean manipulated?
They zoomed in on some gross stuff he was doing.
I have never in my life put my arms around this part of a child that's not mine.
Or mine.
Amen.
Um, This is from Joe.
Hey, Gav, did you see this?
The NFL is considering giving teams a bump up in the draft if they hire black coaches or executives.
And then he quotes, under the proposal, a team that hires minority head coach would move up six spots in the third round of the following year's draft.
Hiring a minority for the top personnel job would create a 10-spot improvement.
Ostensibly, a team that hired a minority coach in GM would see their third round pick improved by 16th.
Okay.
You know what's going to happen with this?
When you impose diversity in sports, you kill sports.
Sports is the last bastion of meritocracy.
If you're good, you're in.
In baseball, we don't even care if you're an American citizen or you speak English.
We'll file the paperwork.
We'll get a translator.
If you're sespidous, you're getting out of Cuba and you're on the Mets.
And now, what are they going to do?
Have short Chinese guys in the NBA?
I deserve to play in the M. The top 1% of basketball players are tall black guys.
Gavin, just a friendly reminder, the waitresses, I know what boys like.
Like you more than what?
You tell me about a song that I've played on the show that I like?
It's an annoying day for the mailbag, isn't it?
The idea that a shark would be turned off you shitting yourself is ludicrous.
To people in the know, it is referred to as shark sugar.
This is a video of dolphins not only blowing vortex rings, but also sending one through another.
No exaggeration with human master level of skill.
What are they doing?
They're blowing rings.
They're messing with them.
What's that got to do with anything?
While I was fishing in Florida, I just cast my line out and looked out at a flossum bed drifting towards the pier with the current.
As it got closer and became clearer, I noticed that it was not only moving but consisted of five or six large manna Is he spelling manatees wrong?
Then as they passed underneath, it became obvious that they were fucking and sucking, just rolling around, having an orgy.
That's nice.
Did I tell you about mana wars yet?
What losers they are?
The jellyfish?
The jellyfish?
I hereby declare mana war such a loser animal that it's not an animal.
I call animal fancy plants.
A manowar is a plant starting today.
The things that make it up aren't even related.
So like the sack isn't really part of it.
They're all separate entities that zap things and they don't even really digest them.
It doesn't have an anus.
It just like zaps things to death and then sort of feeds off their mush and then a different department on the manowar eats another part of it.
It's just a poisonous pile of plants.
Fuck you, manowar.
You suck.
And that inflated sack that's on its head, that's just how it moves.
But it's the wind that moves it.
It doesn't move at all.
And one of the criteria for an animal is mobility.
If the wind's blowing you around, you're a fucking tumbleweed.
Fuck you, loser.
Worst animal.
No, not an animal.
Just a stupid pile of plants.
That stings shit.
Watch Joe Biden discuss how he had the top of his head cut off.
And they literally had to take the top of my head off.
I mean, they take a saw and they cut your head off and go in to find the artery that one was leaking.
I said, Doc, what are my chances?
I had two great neurosurgeons.
He said, Senator, for mortality or morbidity.
That's boring.
He does tend to blather on, doesn't he?
Hey, Gavin and Fuckface, do you ever listen to ProBot?
It's the album where Dave Grohl plays with all his metal heroes.
Yeah, I remember that album.
Best tracks are Shake Your Blood with Lemmy and I Am the Warlock with Jack Black.
Also, did you guys ever talk about how stupid Elon Musk's kid's name is?
Sorry in advance if you didn't.
It's retarded.
Yeah.
We're not going to listen to Probot.
People can look him up.
But Elon Musk was explaining it to Joe Rogan, and you could tell that Elon Musk was embarrassed of his kids.
Elon is a stupid name.
That's weird that his wife named it.
That was his wife.
Yeah, it was.
What's her name?
Grimes.
Yeah.
You would think that that's like his.
He came up with AE.
Maybe she's trying to out-Elon him.
But can you find the fucking video?
Yeah.
Here we go, guys.
Great to see you.
Fully formed adults and applied them to a submarine.
They didn't really help there.
You might want to time stamp your videos there, news source.
See, people don't value other people's time.
I value your time.
I don't want to waste your time.
So if I'm going to put a clip up, it's going to be time-stamped.
That's why I get mad at Ryan.
He looks up Ivanka and Donald Trump.
Here's the same asshole telling us about the waitresses I know what boys like.
This has been the worst male day we've ever had.
When your child is born, you will know for the rest of this child's life.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, is it a placeholder?
Christopher, my partner is the one that actually mostly came up with the name.
Congratulations to her.
Yeah, yeah, she's great at names.
So, I mean, it's just X, the letter X. And then the AE is like pronounced Ash.
Yeah.
Don't laugh.
And then A12 is my contribution.
Oh, why A12?
Archangel 12, the precursor to the SR-71.
Coolest plane ever.
My buddy named his daughter Secret Midnight Magic.
What was it again?
Don't dox her.
Secret Midnight Magic Nico.
That's what he named his daughter.
Then he OD'd.
Dash snow.
All right, I think we're done here.
Shall we look at some funny videos before we bid adieu?
Oh, look at this.
I didn't know we could do this.
This is what the patriarchy does.
You don't see the matriarchy doing this.
This is 3-3.
I thought this was only in Bugs Bunny cartoons, but apparently we can do it now.
We can make cartoons real.
Thank you.
Uh, what?
Whoa.
What?
What?
That can't be an underwater, I mean, underground missile, because it wouldn't be strong enough.
So it must be a series of dynamite explosions to make an instant ditch?
What is going on here?
I remember the woman who started Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, she obviously was responsible for millions of dead babies, black babies.
But she said one intelligent thing.
She said, sometimes I like to just stand out on the street and look at the incredible machines man has created.
I feel the same way.
Sometimes I'll just watch in the city by Grand Central there, they're building a building and they've just finished the foundation.
And because it's going to be a skyscraper, the foundation is just cavernous, it's huge.
And I'm looking at the perfect cement walls, just thinking, shit.
And then after examining that construction, I put down my hammer, put on my boots and went for a jog.
And I was killed by two vigilantes.
This clip was funny, 3-4.
Because if you listen closely, you'll hear a woman say, this nigga is asshole naked.
She's raunchied up, butt naked.
I swear to God.
I'm gonna kill!
I don't know what's up!
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
Hey, y'all chill out, man.
Call the police!
He's holding me against my will.
You on top of him, brother.
Against my will.
Hey, man.
Y'all need to get away from me.
We get the backstory here.
You don't got no clothes on.
This is kind of weird, brother.
Oh, shit.
This is kind of weird, man.
You on top of him?
I'm about to touch you.
Nah, not about to do it.
Don't call me!
Help, boys!
Hey!
Help!
Y'all shut up.
God, Jesus help me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, y'all shut up, love.
This nigga is asshole.
Oh, my goodness.
Jesus.
Butt naked doesn't cover it anymore.
It's not good enough.
Are you wearing that down for a video drop?
Maybe just the audio drop.
Right.
With a picture of a woman that looks like she'd see that.
Okay, here's the last one.
This is one of the funniest knockouts I've ever seen in my life.
A really dangerous one, too.
One concussion's bad.
Two in a row, that's really bad.
And this guy clearly was concussed with the first punch.
It's almost like it's in reverse motion.
Like you were...
What's the other guy down there for?
Yeah, what's he was he knocked out previously?
Are they just lining up knockouts on a blanket?
Is that like his future self?
Is this the world's tidiest fight?
I want to lay down next to him, but I don't want to be gay.
Can you help me out here?
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Once I get your head, baby, don't care if I sound great.
But you never let me down.
No, no, that's why when the sun's up all fake, still laying in your back figure.
All this time on my head.
Mikey, might as well care for that.
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