Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E164 - WINNING [2020-05-18 - S02E164 - WINNING]

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S02E164 - WINNING [2020-05-18 - S02E164 - WINNING]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	This is how it works.
	It feels a little worse than when we drove our...
	sad
	Hello.
	I'm out of Brooks Brothers shirts, so we're going to go on a Fred Perry bender.
	I think I might be too old for Fred's.
	I like wearing the Proud Boys one, but I don't know.
	It seems like it's an under 40 man's game, Fred Perry's.
	You have more Perry's?
	Yeah.
	I have millions.
	That's been my look my whole life.
	Punks, the only formal shirt we were allowed to wear was a Fred Perry.
	I don't know why.
	There's so many weird rules.
	The only slow music you're allowed to listen to is reggae.
	And if a punk band has a slow song, you have to pick up the needle and go over it.
	So when the Bad Brains released Eye Against Eye and there's that song, Secret 77, which is like almost a folk song, you have to skip it.
	Not allowed.
	For rebels, they sure had a lot of rules.
	For non-conformists, there sure was a lot of conforming.
	We've got a fun show for you today.
	I may break my Corona Silence because John Lott needs to give us the numbers.
	Oh, I guess I have to talk about Regina Specter.
	I don't know.
	She's a Russian chick.
	I think she's a New Yorker.
	She plays the piano real well.
	She's got a lot of hits.
	She's just got that weird talent where she can just write songs.
	While laughing up a storm Until we were just born Until it got so warm That none of us could sleep It's like being married to a Russian.
	Do they fuck a lot?
	Boring.
	She's a good sort of Sunday listen, though.
	And also, in today's show, we're winning.
	And I have about 70 examples of the massive comeback the right is on right now.
	We were losing for a while there, I will concede, with the big tech censorship.
	About a year ago, you know, Laura Loomer and Proud Boys being put in prison.
	That was a low point.
	But we have come back with a vengeance and we are not up against worthy adversaries.
	We're up against shitty magicians.
	So it's an easy fight.
	It's kind of like Copper Cab.
	I was nervous about the Copper Cab fight.
	He's apparently got a hell of a temper.
	He's like 6'2 ⁇ , big guy.
	I had never really seen him fight.
	So, and even when he showed up at the gym, my guys were like, if he cheats, we're all going to jump in and kick his ass.
	But put your hands up, dude.
	Keep your hands up.
	Meaning you're about to get pummeled.
	Well, have you seen these practicing for round two?
	Have you seen that?
	It did a great job.
	Who puts glasses on a punching bag?
	You're going to shatter your hand.
	And after one punch, those are going to go flying off.
	It might just be for, you know, like a totem, like an effigy.
	And I don't wear suspenders.
	Maybe I have.
	Okay.
	Good luck.
	You know, you can feel someone out when they fight.
	He could train for the rest of his life.
	He's slow.
	And he's not a violent person by nature.
	What the hell has he done to his?
	Oh, my.
	Is that his kimbo slice look?
	We've known him for so long, he's gone.
	He's become old.
	Looks kind of Chinese.
	Yes, I was just thinking that.
	Looks like a Buddha boy.
	But before we get into Corona and how bad we're winning, I like to keep the beginning fun.
	It's what I used to do with Vice.
	The first third was always like silly stuff, 500-word articles, then the meets.
	The New York Post does it too.
	They start out light.
	So we'll start out with the lightest of the light.
	Ryan thinks he saw a UFO.
	I did.
	Okay, you technically did.
	You saw an unidentified flying object.
	Correct.
	But do you think you saw aliens?
	And I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I know.
	What's your hunch?
	I think it's just some sort of craft that I've never seen before.
	It's got to be something explainable.
	I believe.
	You say, I saw a UFO, and I say, well, yeah, you saw an unidentified flying object.
	Sure.
	And then I said, what do you think it is?
	And you go, I think it's an object that was flying that I have never seen before.
	In other words, an unidentified flying object.
	Can we move forward here?
	Not an alien, though.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	So you've got some alarming footage.
	So the footage was very hard to take because I can't see shit.
	If you ever try to look at your phone on full brightness with the sun on you on the beach, impossible.
	So to find this little guy, I didn't even know if I caught on camera.
	I just shot in the dark.
	But I wanted to keep my eyes on it because if you blink, I rubbed my eye and I lost it.
	Didn't want to lose it.
	So here we have it.
	And if you Google it, there's no explanation for it standing.
	I tried to look for it.
	Where were you?
	What beach?
	Orchard Beach in the Bronx.
	Aren't all New York beaches shut down?
	This one ain't.
	This one ain't.
	Or maybe people are just there illegally.
	No, it was legal because there was a cop barricade thing, but they were letting people through.
	So they were just regulating maybe how many cars go in there past three o'clock or something.
	Oh, so I guess open means no monitoring.
	And closed means we have cops there to make sure you stay six feet apart.
	I saw a picture in the post today of these lackadaisical female cops carrying a banner that said stay six feet apart.
	And the banner was six feet.
	But one of them was sort of carrying it in front of her and the other was carrying to her side.
	So they were about four feet apart.
	They were both on the inside of the banner.
	They're just with their masks on, just like, blah.
	Oh, I have cops in my story too that have just given up.
	Apparently, in the Bronx, they're having cops put up flyers that say stay six feet apart.
	And so a lot of cops are just like, I'm not doing anything.
	Fuck it.
	I'm not answering calls.
	Nothing.
	That's going to come up soon because I was robbed this weekend.
	And I have footage of it.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is the bike trail.
	Well, that's unfold.
	It's sped up.
	Oh.
	Unfortunately.
	That's a fun bike trail.
	It's awesome.
	Yeah, we got to go.
	We definitely got to do it.
	And so, you know, I'm biking miles and miles and miles and I come across Orchard Beach.
	And people are out.
	Orchard Beach is the one that has on the other side, you can see the island.
	What's it called?
	That weird island that people live in.
	Is it Randall?
	It's not Randall's Island.
	I don't know.
	But there it is.
	See that?
	Yeah.
	Orchard Beach is the Puerto Rican lunacy one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Where there's not one white person in the whole it is Puerto Rican.
	And they have crazy drinks there, too.
	Yes.
	That you have one sip of and you're trashed.
	Did I tell you about that?
	Or is that just the thing?
	No, the guys from my gym go.
	Yeah, they sell like jungle juice.
	City Island.
	City Island.
	And from City Island, you can see the beach with binoculars.
	They got salsa playing and all this.
	I got some good footage of that.
	Of me.
	Let's see your awesome footage.
	Puerto Rico.
	A lot of whistling.
	Puerto Rican Day parade was canceled, which broke a lot of rapists' hearts.
	That's pretty good.
	Is it balancing that ball on that thing?
	Yeah, it seemed pretty...
	And there's just some really nice houses on the way back.
	And then I learned how to ride the bike without handles.
	That was fun.
	I think I'm late to the game, but apparently.
	A little late, yeah, Ryan.
	I was doing that in 1976.
	But don't you need a certain type of bike to do it?
	Like if a mountain bike Shut up, please.
	So no more on the UFO, and you did some research, and it's more like it would be interesting if you had Orchard Beach UFO spotted.
	New York Daily News.
	What there is, is a lot of the same thing.
	It's called the White Sphere, and I looked it up, and there's no explanation for it.
	White sphere UFO.
	And what happened was...
	You think that's a 50s thing?
	It was not a weather balloon.
	No, because then another one.
	I was trying to keep my eye trans on it.
	And one was over here.
	And then another one just like literally popped up out of the blue.
	I didn't even see it.
	I was staring at this one.
	My peripheral, this one came up.
	Then they got close to each other, then separated.
	By the way, they were wobbling like this.
	They weren't just staying in place.
	They moved across the sky very slowly.
	then it was doing this because I could tell because it was in did it look like that UFO that the Pentagon released where those bros, those jet plane bros were like, dude!
	I just heard the audio of it.
	How have you not seen that video?
	Oh, I don't remember.
	It's probably been seen by a billion people.
	I must have seen it, but I don't know.
	It wasn't disc-shaped.
	It was just a round ball.
	Then a third one came.
	It was crazy.
	I've never seen anything like that before.
	All right, let's get to my robbery.
	So my youngest boy has this little, it's called a swagtron, and it's a scooter with a battery on it.
	My mother-in-law got it for him.
	I don't approve of battery-operated things, especially scooters and skateboards.
	No, no.
	Oh, yeah, I guess that is it.
	Okay, so she's sitting on the front lawn.
	She has a hot coffee and her phone, and she's watching Johnny do stuff.
	He goes to get his helmet or something, and then she hears a kid crying.
	So she gets up and she goes into the house.
	She leaves her phone there.
	And this is what happened next.
	Do you have the audio turned up?
	Okay, this pisses me off more than the thief.
	Listen to that.
	Just go back.
	What the fuck?
	Just mind your own fucking business, okay?
	It's my lawn.
	Did you catch?
	Do you have your phone?
	Do you have your phone?
	Look.
	They're way behind.
	Not those.
	Those two are the thieves.
	The two, the couple there.
	They came up from the Bronx to look at nice homes and potentially rob them or just steal stuff in general.
	They're fucking pieces of shit, garbage.
	The Bronx sucks.
	Everyone who comes from there is a fucking loser.
	It's a disgusting shithole.
	And especially where this guy lives, but we'll get to him in a second.
	But this woman sees a phone on the lawn, and then she says to people way behind her, do you have your phone?
	Do you have your phone?
	A phone is here.
	A phone.
	Who fucking cares?
	A phone.
	I hate the way she says phone.
	It's these fucking Karens, these helicopter moms.
	This pandemic has turned them into monsters and they are the boss of the world.
	It's driving me insane.
	I'm just like, I go to places now with no mask and just go, Hello, Karen.
	Ha!
	grunt
	Do you have your phone?
	Do you think they whip their phone 50 feet in front of them?
	They're behind you.
	Why would their phone be there?
	They haven't been to that spot yet.
	Think they're playing frisbee with their phone?
	Did you get your phone?
	Okay.
	Yeah, it's on their property.
	And by the way, just pause.
	Thanks for announcing to the two Bronx thieves that a phone, a thousand dollar phone is sitting there.
	Check it out.
	Hey, hey.
	Okay, now this guy, why are you walking on my fucking lawn?
	Just A6.
	Listen to him.
	Is there a dead baby I'm not seeing in this picture?
	Is there a handgun on my lawn?
	Doctor, this is not your phone on the crowd right there, is it?
	Is your ringtone racial epithets and somebody's calling it?
	Like, what's the deal?
	What do you give a shit?
	And you know, he's asking, I think he's asking, also asking people behind them.
	his daughter Get off the lawn.
	This is a spectacle.
	Yeah, it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened in Westchester.
	Someone left a phone for fucking five minutes.
	This is not your phone on the crowd right there, is it?
	I just haven't seen that again.
	How?
	I hate them.
	Like, talking about hate has no home here.
	I hate that child.
	I hate that dog.
	I hate that woman.
	And I know people exaggerate the word hate.
	Love is like you love your children, you love your wife, you think about them every day.
	Hate's the opposite of that.
	So you have to think about them every day.
	Yes.
	I hate those people as much as I love my son.
	If one of the guys was choking, if that guy who just said your phone was choking in front of me, I'd go like this.
	Is that a booger or a hair?
	Is that a zit?
	You okay?
	That's what I would do.
	You wouldn't look?
	I wouldn't even look at him.
	Oh, so hate is like pretty much indifference.
	No, because a good thing's happening.
	He's dying.
	your phone?
	Is that...
	And I put it up on the local next door thing and everyone was like, but why did you...
	Why did she leave her phone there?
	So even strangers who aren't even there are apoplectic.
	But she just put her, but a phone should be in your purse or in your pocket.
	Yes, that's correct.
	It was an accident.
	It was a sin.
	But it's my property.
	It's my fucking thing on my property.
	And then another neighbor says, well, she shouldn't leave her phone there.
	Lesson learned.
	Like, is that the most annoying thing?
	That, to me, is more annoying than being robbed.
	And being robbed is very annoying.
	Yeah, these are the best people in the video.
	Yeah.
	So far, at least.
	They're the least annoying people in the video.
	So he says, Jen, Jen, Jen.
	Let's get the phone.
	Let's just grab it.
	And she's like, okay, well, they were saying it's there, okay.
	And he's like, let's just give it a sec.
	If someone comes to get it, we'll just dust it off.
	I don't know what the hell that move is.
	What kind of losers need to get a phone?
	What kind of loser steals a phone?
	You know what I did?
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	This is a crime.
	Boop.
	Let me have a look at it.
	Remember when we found the iPad and I traded in and I got $100 for it?
	That's what normal people do.
	And by the, well, obviously that guy's, he's not doing it.
	He's a thief.
	Yes.
	There's no questioning that.
	If you were a genuine person, you would knock on the door and say, this is on the lawn.
	Even that would annoy me too.
	Just leave it there, you fucker.
	But he's just a thief.
	It's a $1,000 phone.
	He's a shithead loser with a slutty cunt girlfriend who lives in a disgusting building next to the train tracks in the Bronx.
	And I know this because find my phone.
	Takes me to his apartment building that night.
	And I'm not going to call the cops.
	I know guys who are in that precinct, well, one precinct away from where he lives.
	And I was talking on the phone and he goes, I go, there's no like magic sin thing where you can see what part of the building they're in.
	And he goes, no.
	No.
	He goes, the only thing the police would do now that you're building is ring every buzzer.
	And they're never going to do that in a million years.
	So don't call.
	They won't pick up.
	He said, 911 calls now, if they're not murders, they just ignore them.
	If you're not, I'm on fire, then they just go, thank you very much for your call, sir.
	And then he sent me that cops who retired in 2019 because he just recently retired.
	Look at that.
	You just had it up.
	Isn't that hilarious?
	Anyway.
	Do you want to show this, the Find My iPhone thing?
	Sure, yeah.
	I don't give a fuck about his fucking privacy.
	He's a thief.
	Scumbag.
	So that address, if you go to the bottom, it says what, 4253 Webster Avenue, but it's actually, that's a false address.
	That's the side of the building, right?
	So I drive down there and I have photocopies, printouts of their pictures from the video cameras.
	And I put them on the, all over the lobby and the area.
	And I say, these people stole my phone.
	Can you help me identify them?
	Gavin.
	And then my number.
	So I get a call the next day, that morning.
	And I'm just going to keep doing this until they get caught.
	And he goes, are you Gavin McInnes?
	And I go, yeah, how'd you know my last name?
	I just wrote Gavin.
	He goes, oh, because I looked up the number and the name and it says Gavin McInnes.
	And I go, so you have my phone?
	Yeah, yeah, I picked it up.
	I thought a jogger dropped it.
	Did that look like he was casing the joint before he did it?
	Look, this looks like a guy who's worried about a jogger.
	Fucking shitty scumbag.
	What kind of loser, little petty thief steals someone's phone?
	What a fucking absolute loser.
	You're an adult male and you're like a petty little gypsy thief.
	Imagine being that pathetic.
	Isn't that breach grand or whatever?
	Because it's over $1,000, right?
	Isn't that more serious than that?
	Yeah, but what case do I have?
	I have cops tracking down his actual name.
	I wonder if there's progress on that.
	Feels so much better to give something back to somebody.
	And then you don't expect a reward, but I got one.
	I steal phone.
	Where'd you get your phone?
	I stole it from some mom.
	Yeah, then you got a seller to get rid of it.
	What a piece of dirt.
	Where'd you get this?
	I stole it from a kid.
	I'm a fucking piece of shit loser.
	Nice phone, yeah.
	Some mom had to go buy a new one.
	She's a rich bitch, though.
	Yeah, that's probably how they anyway.
	So he calls me and he goes there, and I go there.
	So I've now been there twice.
	And oh, so I did actually call the cops at one point because before I talked to my cop buddy, I thought, maybe if he, I know they're not going to knock on every door, but if they see sirens outside, they'll be like, uh-oh.
	And then they'll see the thing.
	So maybe they'll get nervous.
	And then I thought, but the cops never showed up.
	I was there for 36 minutes.
	So he was right.
	Cops don't show up.
	Anyway, I went to buzz the buzzers, and they don't even fucking work because it's a shithole, disgusting building for losers.
	So I show up the next day, and there he is.
	Same t-shirt, same stupid cargo shorts, same low-cut black chucks, which are loser shoes if you're over 25.
	And he's like, hey, man, big fan.
	And I just go, you got caught, asshole.
	And I snatch it out of his hands.
	And he goes, what?
	And I go, and he goes, got caught.
	I would have kept it if it wasn't you.
	And I said, fuck off.
	I would have kept it.
	And I went to my car.
	Do you catch what he's saying?
	This level of pathetic is something you're probably not used to.
	So let's dig, dig, dig down with the worms to see where he's coming from.
	By the way, this guy was as white as white can be.
	He's saying, and I know you're thinking, why didn't he punch him in the face?
	I thought about it, but he doesn't know where I live.
	And I'm not going to hold up well in court if we go to charge it, if we go to court, as we've seen what the DA does to me or anyone associated with me.
	Anyway, but maybe it was a mistake.
	He goes, he's saying that he was going to keep the phone.
	Yes, I'm a thief.
	He's changing the jogger thing.
	He's abandoning that lie and coming clean and saying, no, I'm a thief, but I'm a fan of yours.
	And I was breaking my crime rules.
	Like, say you were a gangster and you stole like $50,000.
	And then you found out it was from this Tony Soprano guy that you respected.
	And you're like, Tone, sorry, man.
	Didn't know it was yours.
	Here you go.
	That's how he thought.
	Like honor among thieves kind of a vibe.
	What?
	A fucking...
	I know that doesn't make sense in this context, but it just seems to be the best way to describe him.
	What a fucking pill.
	Like a flick.
	What do they call him in Britain?
	A tube.
	Yeah, in Glasgow, they called him a chib.
	What a fucking chib.
	Anyway, got the phone back.
	I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
	Oh, Alex Jones just appeared.
	I didn't know we had a Skype with Alex.
	Is he mad?
	Also in the news, we're seeing who is talented and who is not.
	We've talked about this before.
	Seth Meyers, 1-4, is just depressing.
	He is an ass licker.
	Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
	Who's just been, just pause it.
	He's an ass licker who just worked hard at NBC, didn't go anywhere else, did open mics once in a while.
	And they just, if you're at ass licker and you don't have any controversy, you just move up the ladder, just like at a factory.
	So he's an NBC factory worker.
	I think he's been there for 30 years.
	And so he gets the, well, I'm not funny.
	Okay, well, do weekend update?
	Just read a script.
	Okay, well, let's see how funny you are when we have to email you your lines.
	I've been sitting here for about half an hour waiting for my neighbor to stop mowing his lawn, but don't worry.
	I've been passing the time trying to remember how much we paid for the tiny chair behind me, which, to my knowledge, neither of my children ever ever used because it turns out toddlers rarely say, I don't know about you, but I need to take a load off.
	My heart stopped a little bit.
	Like, how many millions has this guy paid?
	We are living in Soviet Russia.
	You just show allegiance to the state and you will be supplied with currencies.
	And then Kimmel, equally talentless.
	And by the way, I just chose these at random.
	I didn't even watch them because I can just tell it's going to be that shitty.
	So first he bores us with his cute kids.
	Right?
	Jamie Kimmel.
	The best production so far, though, by the way.
	Yeah.
	Hi again.
	It's me, James Jimmy Kimmel from my house, but you're starting to feel like our house.
	Never crop hands.
	It's a really unprofessional thing to do.
	Hands are emotive as faces.
	And in photos and video, you should never have your hands cropped.
	I just had to tell Glenn Beck the same thing.
	It's still weird working from home.
	When the show ends, I don't go anywhere.
	I just stand here until the next one starts.
	But I will say, we had an action figure packed day today.
	There was a Marvel mystery in our house this morning.
	So my wife, Molly, found this in the living room.
	I don't know if you can see that there.
	That's Spider-Man with a coronavirus mask.
	So she assumed I did this, which I didn't.
	And then she asked our daughter Jane, who's five, if she did it.
	She said she didn't do it.
	And then there was only one suspect left, our son Billy, who just turned three.
	This is his toy.
	He admitted he did it.
	He found a little piece of wallpaper in Jane's dollhouse and he pasted it on.
	if I was his best friend and I was his godfather to his children, right now, and we were on a private Zoom, right now I go, oh, that's cute.
	Anyway, Jim, did you get the...
	Like, how many views does that have?
	This has 800,000 views.
	Trump and Fox News.
	Anyway.
	On the other end of the scale, we have some unbelievable quality.
	Kevin James.
	Oh, by the way, Glenn Beck is hitting it way out of the park.
	He's got all these great dummies guides to ObamaGate and exactly what happened.
	I reluctantly praise my ex-employer, Blaze TV, but he's just his show has improved since he's been cut off.
	But Kevin James is so motherfucking talented.
	And I don't, half of my brain is enjoying the videos he's putting up on his YouTube channel.
	The other half is going, how?
	What?
	Like a magic trick?
	No, like the video drop.
	I know I'm looking for it.
	What?
	Okay, so check out this.
	He has a series of sound guys.
	We showed the Lady Gaga one, right?
	Yes.
	Check out this one, I Am Legend.
	I guess I shouldn't be promoting it price.
	Exterior Grand Central Station, take one.
	Did we already show this?
	No.
	Okay.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Sir, it's alright.
	Just trying to get some wild sound.
	What the hell are you doing out of here, Fred?
	I'm the sound guy.
	Just trying to get sound.
	Well, just a wild sound from out of the other side.
	He's CGI'd in there, and the mannequin that was there is gone.
	And the camera's moving all over the place.
	So he should look funny.
	Remember those robot videos where they said they had a new robot that you can kick the shit out of?
	And we could see when its feet were on the ground, we could see the tracking was a little off?
	The tracking is like Hollywood blockbuster level Avengers perfect in all of his videos.
	He must have a team.
	Every time you speak, I gotta start from scratch to start over.
	No!
	Yes.
	No!
	Yes!
	No!
	Yep.
	Everyone settle, Mr. Smith, settle.
	Thank you.
	I'm sorry, just for a second.
	No!
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy.
	What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?
	I'm already told you.
	I'm just trying to get some.
	I've already told you.
	I came in a small van.
	If you're real, you better tell me right now.
	I'm very real.
	I'm just getting wild sounds.
	Okay, sir.
	We don't.
	No, no.
	Listen, I'm just the sound guy.
	I am the real town guy.
	Okay, get sir.
	We can do this.
	I don't think so.
	Put it down.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I am legend!
	No.
	Anyway.
	And they're also really well written.
	Like, check out this dark entity from the Canadian dude who was in that awesome mob thing.
	Oh, hey, man.
	Toilet paper.
	Oh.
	Cool.
	Thanks.
	Corner, Matthew, a little mustard.
	You got mustard there.
	Other side.
	Was it there before?
	No.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Yeah, right there.
	Yep.
	Other side.
	Thanks.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	You got a bloody nose.
	What?
	Both sides.
	Both.
	The hell.
	Thank you.
	You got a pimple on your forehead there.
	Yeah.
	Oh, we got it.
	That's crazy.
	Your pants are down.
	Huh?
	What?
	Your pants are down.
	Oh, boy.
	Hey, where'd you go?
	I'm right here.
	There was a knife on your back.
	Oh, well, thank you.
	I felt that.
	Why are you using my voice?
	Why are you using my voice?
	You're using my voice.
	I know my own voice.
	What?
	You have a dark entity behind you.
	Where?
	It's on your right shoulder.
	This is better than SNL has ever done.
	You're good.
	Thanks.
	You're welcome.
	Mundo.
	Oh, I'm crying.
	Holy shit, eh?
	Now, this shouldn't go under pandemic quality because it was probably done way before that.
	But this documentary is the best document you've ever seen.
	And it's, I'm an asshole for saying so because I was just shitting on that chick who did the incel doc and say she didn't leave in any details.
	This didn't leave out one section.
	You almost watch him napping.
	Oh no, you literally see him at some point dreaming.
	So like it is two hours long.
	He's included every fucking detail, but basically it confirms what I was saying about swing state hate crimes and how you hear about them in places.
	The only reason you heard of Trayvon is because Florida can go red or blue and they want it to go blue.
	And it gets so deep.
	Basically, this guy, that's not him.
	Joel Gilbert?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Joel Gilbert.
	He speaks French in it.
	Weird.
	He gets all of Trayvon's phone messages, which is printed out, and it's a 700-page document.
	You think they could put that on a thumb drive at this point.
	But he reads them so well that he says, I know Trayvon.
	And I think he does.
	If you read 700 pages of text that go back four years, he knows him as well as I know you.
	Yeah.
	Weird.
	And he's a gangster.
	He's doing gang signs.
	He's addicted to weed.
	And it's really interesting, too, because you see his progression as he goes from like lower middle class kid to gang shit.
	And his friends are like, dude, stop selling weed.
	And you're going to stop smoking so much weed and stop lean.
	And then it's like, you're selling guns now, Trey?
	Dude, you're going to end up dead.
	We see how badly he fought Zimmerman.
	We saw, it's so fucking good.
	And then he discovers that Trayvon had a girlfriend called Diamond Eugene, who he tracks down, and he gets DNA samples from her by tricking her into licking Christmas cards.
	What?
	Yes.
	Finding her, he goes to Trayvon's hometown and buys every high school yearbook in the entire area and goes through all of them.
	He must be autistic, has Asperger's or something.
	But here's this fucking craziest part.
	Diamond Eugene's his girlfriend, that big, fat, ugly pile of chocolate dung who was his girlfriend in the trial, who's retarded.
	She can't read.
	That's not his girlfriend.
	The one that said that Zimmerman was attacking him, and he was picking up that chick.
	And she's wearing the same weave that his real girlfriend wears.
	In fact, I think it's literally the same weave because it's too small for her.
	And Diamond Eugene is Trayvon's typical girlfriend, two years younger, skinny, and bombastic.
	This woman just can barely speak.
	She talks like a hippo.
	And so she was a fake witness.
	And they wrote up a fake letter.
	This guy proves all of this.
	And basically what happened is when Trayvon was killed, Diamond Eugene had been talking to him.
	And they talked like eight hours a day on the phone.
	And she sort of went, I don't want anything to do with this.
	Plus, I was cheating on Trayvon.
	I don't want to get caught for that.
	So as her phone's going nuts, she just turns it off for three days.
	And then the Al Sharpton world, they need a girlfriend.
	They need a figure.
	They need a fucking, who's the chick who's on the back of the bus that I don't think is black.
	They need a Rosa Parks.
	By the way, they did this with Rosa Parks.
	The first Rosa Parks that was arrested for sitting at the front of the bus was like a caustic, kind of brassy brad who said, fuck a lot.
	And they're like, yeah, we need like a little school marm.
	So they just made it Rosa Parks, who I'm convinced is American Indian.
	Anyway, this woman, trial was imposterism and said in 100.
	Now, this is the only way you're going to get justice in this case, is suing.
	Our justice system is a total fraud.
	The prosecution must have seen the same records that this guy saw.
	And it's very obvious that that's not the girlfriend when you go through the records.
	So a lawsuit is...
	Ritzaghba.
	My seven-year-old writes his name way better than that, and it has been doing so for at least two years.
	Ritzaghba.
	Who can't spell their own name?
	And at one point she confesses.
	She goes, I feel guilt.
	I feel guilt.
	I feel guilt.
	And they go, why?
	Why do you feel guilty?
	Correcting her grammar.
	And she goes, I ain't know about it.
	I ain't know about it.
	So she confessed that she was lying.
	And they just plowed through with the narrative.
	Dad covered up his crip tattoo.
	And there he was.
	And his mother's not really present in his life.
	It's his stepmother where he lived for like 14 years.
	They just cut her out of the picture.
	Inconvenient.
	Get her out of here.
	So she's bawling her eyes out.
	She can't go to the fucking funeral.
	And they have the fake, the mom who was never around, the dad who was never around.
	Are you refusing to come back tomorrow?
	To you?
	Are you refusing to come back tomorrow?
	She didn't know what the word dictate meant.
	Was this letter dictated to you?
	What's a dictate?
	Can you use example?
	Matters dealing with exampling.
	I will make that a few.
	She's a simple person.
	continue to keep reading please when Have you read it now?
	She's like the head of the World Health Organization.
	Can you repeat the question?
	She can't read.
	She's looking at words pretending to read right now, hoping that someone will magically just give her wings and she can fly away.
	Hey, Cab Red Bull, does that make you fly away?
	Or is that just a drawing on the commercial?
	Come on, Brain, say something.
	Like, she's sub-Homer Simpson.
	Brain, don't fail me now.
	Yvonne, do got that soft voice and that baby voice sometimes.
	So it could be.
	I didn't know this was going to be so complicated.
	You know, it's not.
	I'm bored.
	So it's not proper to talk about what you have testified or what you're going to testify.
	She hasn't said one thing.
	So we will see.
	And we've watched three minutes of her.
	Anyway, you have to see this documentary.
	It's two hours long.
	Did you show the thing?
	I've been sending it to all my friends, and every single person, I say, look, I never tell you to waste two hours of your life.
	Trayvon Hoax, Unmasking the Witness Fraud That Divided America.
	Would you want him on the show, Joe Gilbert?
	Yeah, we should get him on the show.
	Cool.
	Yeah, this guy, Zach, a viewer, Zach just suggested this the other day.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	This guy has done a couple other things.
	Dreams of My Real Father about Obama.
	Oh, cool.
	A lot of good stuff.
	I think he's a frog.
	Oh, yeah.
	He spoke French without an accent in the movie.
	That seems good.
	So fucking good.
	And it's just, I told John Kinsman's wife to watch it, and she said, I have to stop.
	I'm going to watch it with John's parents because it's just such a perfect example of how justice has become politicized and you can throw anyone in jail.
	That's what we're seeing all over the country.
	That's what we're seeing with Roger Stone.
	We're going to get to that.
	Jake Tapper got caught bullshitting about that.
	We find the guilty person and then you walk backwards and find a charge.
	Hillary Clinton with the guy who did the Muhammad video, she told one of the Marines' fathers, we're going to get this guy and throw him in prison.
	And he goes, wait, why?
	For what?
	You don't have a crime.
	She thought he would be stoked.
	Good, throw him in jail.
	Well, throw him in jail if he's committed a crime.
	What are you talking about?
	And then they found him.
	They found that he had done some mail fraud many years before.
	And a condition of his probation was he could never use a fake name again.
	And on the film's credits, it's not his actual name because he didn't want to get murdered.
	Well, that's a violation of your probation.
	Roger Stone committed perjury.
	He lied to the FBI.
	That's obstructing an investigation.
	No, he forgot about an email.
	No.
	Okay, we're going to dip our toes into Corona just for a second.
	I'm sorry about this.
	But there's something weird going on with these Karens.
	This is 1.6?
	They.
	Paul Joseph Watson did an incredible video of it.
	I could just...
	In the age of social distancing, the Karen meme is enjoying a massive resurgence.
	Karen.
	An annoying female adult.
	Really?
	Who complains about everything?
	Let's see what it is.
	Not social distancing.
	Okay, Karen.
	Okay, that's enough.
	You get the idea.
	You got to watch it, though.
	It's really good.
	Again, someone showing their real talent in a pandemic.
	We are really separating the wheat from the chaff with all this shit.
	But I see Hasidic Jews, Hispanics, black people, and in my neighborhood, tons and tons of teenagers totally partying their asses off.
	And Karens don't care.
	I think Karens resent men.
	We talked about this the other day, and I said I couldn't figure it out.
	I think I figured it out.
	Menopausal women see themselves getting fatter and uglier, and they look at their magazines and they try to put on their high school jeans and it doesn't work.
	And that makes them mad.
	They're pissed off.
	So what can I do?
	I'm going to lash out at my husband.
	I'm going to lash out at middle-aged men who don't find me attractive anymore.
	Meanwhile, we do.
	We didn't want you to get liposuction or a tit job.
	We hate when you get plastic surgery, but we say go ahead if it makes you happy.
	So we're still dying to fuck you, by the way.
	But for some reason, women have taken the fact that they're older and uglier and taken that resentment and then just because all of the care and all the wear a fucking mask is directed at me and my fellow dads.
	And I think they are, sexism is alive and well, but it's a very specific group.
	It's white, middle class, and upper middle class dads.
	Fuck them.
	There's so much hatred, so much vitriol directed towards us from these Karens.
	Check out this Alpha Karen 17.
	She's directing it to lesbian police officers too.
	You know why?
	Because they work with men.
	So they're Uncle Tom's.
	Think so?
	No.
	Okay.
	Look at me.
	What training have you had regarding Menia?
	Okay.
	So we do have an officer here that's trained in those behaviors.
	By the way, I like how this one just gives up.
	Go forward a bit.
	This goes on.
	And you're really our expert on mental illness.
	Wait, go back.
	Sorry.
	I got off the phone with both of them today.
	All right.
	Thank you very much.
	And you're good on your medication then?
	Are you condescending and talking down to me now?
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm actually actually.
	Are you on a new medication at all?
	No.
	Okay.
	I'm not.
	Is there anything especially?
	Who are you, Hastings?
	I'm an officer of Portland Police and an ECIT officer.
	Oh, really?
	And you're really?
	Women didn't used to be like this.
	Maybe it's because we stopped sending them to loony bins.
	I think it's the testosterone in the food.
	You know?
	It's like ballerinas are eating cheeseburgers.
	Like, my mom, my mom might scream at someone if they were like their dog was shitting on her property or something.
	I have seen her go off very occasionally, but my dad handled all that and very well.
	One time, he I told you this story a hundred times, right?
	There was two 13-year-olds.
	We were at Disneyland and we're waiting in line.
	I must have been seven years old.
	And these two 13-year-olds, four lines over, he sees them bud.
	So he gets, he says, save our spot, gets out of line, grabs both of them, and pulls them back to the end of the line.
	Total strangers.
	We're in America.
	We don't live there.
	We live in Canada.
	We flew down.
	And he's in 4C.
	Another thing he hates is dogs.
	Dogs are not allowed in restaurants in New York anywhere.
	I don't know about anywhere.
	So if he sees them, he goes, that's disgusting.
	Got your fucking dog here.
	Get out.
	And they're like, what?
	Get out?
	Who are you?
	Do you own this place?
	Oh, for fuck's sake, people are eating food in here.
	Got your fucking dog.
	And then this is the best.
	He's getting older, right?
	Holy shit, my brother and I almost caught AIDS from laughing at this so fucking hard because it sums him up so well.
	He goes, he sees, well, you know how these little cute dogs with the long hair, right?
	And they tie a little bow in the top.
	And he's at a restaurant.
	I wasn't there for this, so I've got the story for my brother, but it's been relayed very well.
	And he goes, oh, for fuck's sakes, slams down his cutlery.
	Yeah, that's the dog.
	And he goes over to the manager and he goes, it's one thing to have a fucking dog to allow a dog in your restaurant, but to seat it at the table is absolutely revolving.
	I'm sick to my stomach.
	And the manager goes, we wouldn't allow that.
	Well, you are.
	It's right over there.
	And the manager goes, let me see.
	I'm interested.
	And so he walks over to the dog and he goes like this.
	And the manager goes, what?
	And then my dad looks down.
	It's a little girl with a bow on her head.
	laughs
	He didn't, like, he's so mad that the second he sees the hair and a thing, he makes a dog in his head and goes over to complain about this phantom dog.
	And the kid is just sitting there like.
	And so my dad just immediately walked away and left and didn't like say sorry or and the manager is just stuck there in the restaurant going, what just happened?
	But that woman is amazing to watch.
	And I think what we're seeing here is sexism.
	And when I say here, I mean this surge of maniacal Karens.
	Keep going.
	She gets really over the top.
	We do have an officer here.
	Skip floor a bit.
	Me.
	Are you on a new medication at all?
	Well, I mean, I'm not a psychiatrist or something.
	No, you're not.
	And I'm the fucking smartest person you have ever fucking met.
	So get the fuck down off of my ass.
	Did you go to college, Hastings?
	You did.
	Where'd you study?
	Social sciences.
	Oh, social sciences.
	Great.
	Oh, minor.
	You should know a little bit about it then, right?
	You douche.
	I have a fucking.
	Ya douche.
	Listen to what she talks about herself.
	Minor.
	You should know a little bit about it then, right?
	You douche.
	I have a fucking finance with honors degree.
	I'm a Certified financial planner.
	I'm also an attorney of law, and I know my fucking rights.
	I don't fucking know that.
	Douche coming out of my vagina.
	That's what you are.
	It's worth checking out, though.
	Oh, is it?
	Douche.
	Fucking coming out of my vagina.
	Yeah, douche.
	Like, I'm going to clip that.
	In my dad's day, your husband handled that.
	Sebastian Manascalco was talking about that.
	How if someone's on your lawn, then you handle it.
	Like with the phone, when her phone got stolen, that was my problem.
	But Karen's were just like, I'm going to get that fucking phone.
	Ghost to the Bronx, ready to fight.
	Proud Boys had a little demonstration at a local business.
	If you need proof that this is not about health and safety, just look at what stores they close.
	Little stores, small businesses employ way more Americans than big business.
	There are way more people working at barber shops and little corner stores than are working at Walmart.
	But you can go to Walmart.
	You can go to Costco, but you can't go to small shops.
	Why?
	Look at this stupid bitch, though.
	I know that dude.
	Hundreds of people are marching to City Hall to protest Governor Inslee's decision not to open Spokane County early.
	By the way, Washington is going red.
	Entire areas are going red for the first time in decades.
	No one's wearing masks or social distancing despite the health officer urging people to do so in public.
	The health officer said so.
	This is perfect for them because it's proud boys and it's men and it's all their enemies in one basket, Trump.
	Everything they do is backfiring so hard, it almost makes me think that they're trying to funnel us into being.
	Yeah, that's what I mean.
	They're not sending their best.
	They're not worthy adversaries.
	You know what the plan is with the lockdown, right?
	It's let's keep the lockdown going till November.
	Talk about a scorched earth plan.
	And then we can only do mail-ins.
	And Dems always do good with mail-ins because Dems are more dishonest than GOP and they fake.
	They use dead bodies, immigrants, whatever they can.
	They can fuck with the ballots more.
	And they're immoral and corrupt.
	So they tend to do better with mail-ins.
	So they want it to be a mail-in election.
	What a terrible plan.
	So people who have figured that out are pissed off.
	But also people who haven't figured it out, the motive at least, are realizing that it's the DNC that's pushing this lockdown.
	And they're like, you're wrecking the country to win.
	So we're having this mass exodus from the left to the right.
	What do we got here?
	We have Elon Musk over the weekend.
	I'm jumping ahead here to 3-0.
	Elon Musk this weekend said, take the red pill.
	So who do we have?
	Benny Johnson was pointing this out.
	We've got Elon Musk, the Kardashians, Kanye, Joe Rogan has said, fuck this, California.
	I'm going to move to Texas.
	Or at least said he's thinking about it.
	And we get all those because, not because the people I just listed are becoming far right, as they call me.
	Elon Musk is just going with logic and his heart and what's reasonable and who's telling the truth.
	And the DNC have poisoned the water and people don't want to drink poison anymore.
	So we're winning.
	And it's because we just sort of sat there like this, like those officers you just saw, and let the left have their silly tantrum and wreck everything.
	I saw this before we, let's talk to John Lott, because he's always the voice of reasoning these things.
	But before we do, 1-9, Bet Midler thinks Donald Trump is stupid.
	This is also why they lose people.
	They're not good at logic.
	Look at Bet Midler.
	He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible.
	This sentence is so clunky and badly written.
	I love when people talk about stupid and they say stupid shit.
	He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible, you don't need a comma, that he holds the office of president of the greatest nation on earth.
	He would rather not test anyone so that it appears that nothing is wrong.
	As if the appearance of no sickness is the same as no sickness.
	100% of the time, these people make these allegations and I go look it up.
	It's not true.
	Every fucking time.
	I'm not going to do it anymore.
	It's like that news show.
	I forget what it was, like Good Morning America or something, where they said, we are living in a country where the president of the United States literally has Hitler's speeches next to on his night table and he reads them every night.
	I'm like, really?
	Okay, if that's true, that's a pretty good, you got me.
	That's pretty fucked up if our president is memorizing Hitler's speeches every night.
	I almost said Obama.
	Then I look it up.
	Of course, his bedroom is like the size of fucking Fort Knox.
	And among one of the many books he has on his wall is Hitler's speeches.
	And he has read it before a long time ago.
	He has She Guevara's speeches up there.
	You should read Hitler's speeches.
	You should read She Guevara's speeches.
	You should really read Warning to the West, Alexander Sletsnilin, his speeches.
	Reading political figures' speeches, you should read Stalin's speeches.
	So it was just a fucking lie.
	So again, I'm such a sucker.
	I'm such a Homer Simpson.
	I keep bumping my head to the wall.
	Go back, even Snope's asked for a minute.
	So go back to that Bette Midler thing.
	And so click on the John Cooper tweet.
	And now watch what he said.
	Don't forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world.
	But why?
	Because we do more testing.
	When you test, you have a case.
	When you test, you find something is wrong with people.
	If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases.
	They don't want to write that.
	It's common sense.
	So we test much more, many, many times.
	South Korea, you hear about?
	I spoke with a president of South Korea, spoke with many different presidents.
	Don't forget.
	Okay, just so are you following any of this?
	He's saying, he's explaining, they go, why are the numbers going up?
	I thought we flattened the curve.
	And he's saying, no, no, no, relax.
	We're testing more.
	So, of course, you're going to have more cases.
	We're going to continue to be testing, but it's going to look like it's getting worse when it's not.
	We see this with cancer, too.
	Cancer is getting way worse.
	No, we're identifying it more often.
	We're catching it early.
	It's good that you're seeing all these cases of cancer because someone's testing and finding it early and then getting rid of it.
	That's the only way you're going to get cue to cancer is early detection.
	So yeah, if you graph it from 1950 to now, you're going to see a lot more breast cancer.
	We didn't even say the word breast cancer in the 50s.
	It had the word breast in it.
	So they're calling him stupid and taking this basic misunderstanding to mean we're going to take the number of tests down.
	So the number of cases goes down.
	That's what they think.
	Here's what is really going on.
	45,000, under 50,000 are dead, and it has a 99.7% success rate.
	When I ride my motorcycle, there is a 1.3% chance I will die.
	So if you're mad about the pandemic, you should be mad about motorcycles, and we should ban them.
	Too dangerous.
	And 45,000 people is not a big number.
	It's not a big deal.
	Sorry.
	In fact, when it's happened, it's happened many times in the past.
	And when it happens, it barely makes the news.
	You just go, oh, shit, I'm glad I'm not 85 or 650 pounds.
	Anyway, let's talk to John Lott, because I know when I say facts like this, you think that I'm a douche.
	Praying that disease will leave the ones we love.
	John, are you there, sir?
	I am.
	How you doing?
	I'm good.
	How are you?
	Now, we've been avoiding corona facts just because our viewers are inundated with them.
	Everyone in the world is inundated with them.
	But I'm going to break my fast just for a reality check because you're our numbers guy.
	What do you think the real death toll is?
	I don't know, but I think it's something well below the 86 or 87,000 that we have right now.
	My own guess is it's probably something around 40,000.
	I mean, still, it'd be better to be zero.
	Nobody wants to have it be 40,000 or whatever.
	But, you know, just to give you some perspective, if you look over the last decade, the worst flu season we've had had 60,000 deaths.
	If you go back to the 1968, 69 year, you had over 100,000 flu-related deaths.
	Obviously, the population of the United States was much lower than it is right now.
	And we went and had, that summer, we had Woodstock 69.
	Yeah, I mean, it was a seasonal flu, so it pretty much had disappeared by the time you get around to midsummer there in August.
	But sure, I mean, it's, you know, it's now, would this have been worse if people hadn't practiced social distancing and things like that?
	Sure.
	But one of the things that people don't seem to understand is this wasn't meant as a way to go and stop the virus.
	It was to go and spread it out over time.
	The same number of people would eventually go and get it.
	It's just a question of how quickly they would get it and whether or not you could prevent, by spreading it out, keep it from overwhelming the healthcare system that you have.
	But the reason why I'm on is the piece that I had with one of the governors for the college, American College of Pathology, is how we count these things right now, because I think that they've tremendously exaggerated the number of deaths.
	And it's bizarre that people even take some of these numbers seriously.
	For example, if somebody dies and they test positive for the virus, even if they're asymptomatic, it's counted as a coronavirus death.
	If you have somebody who commits suicide or died in a car accident and their body's tested for the coronavirus and it turns out that it's positive, they're counted as a coronavirus death.
	Under no normal circumstances would that be the case.
	But on top of that, you look at someplace like New York where a third of the deaths that are counted as coronavirus deaths are bodies that did not test positive for the virus.
	Now, are some of those false negatives?
	Yeah, a few of them are, but you don't have that many false negatives that occur.
	And, you know, it's just they look at people, they say, do you have certain symptoms?
	Right.
	But the thing is, these symptoms are fairly similar to the symptoms that people have for the flu.
	So somebody can have the flu, test negative for, and people die, as we were just saying, from the flu.
	Test negative for the coronavirus, and they classify it as being the coronavirus there.
	Yeah, they say COVID-like symptoms, but the net of symptoms includes shortness of breath, a lack of sense of taste, numb toes.
	I mean, there's a million different things that they link to this.
	So it's almost impossible not to get a COVID reaction.
	Are they doing this, do you think, to get more money?
	Well, I mean, there's a number of doctors that have gone out and publicly made statements about how they have felt pressured by hospitals and others to go and classify things as coronavirus because doctors and hospitals get paid more if it is classified as the coronavirus.
	You know, we have government payments have created all sorts of weird, perverse incentives over time.
	I mean, if you pay people more for unemployment insurance, more people become unemployed and they become unemployed for longer periods of time.
	I mean, we see that right now with the huge payments being made for unemployment insurance.
	And, you know, it's just you go, there's so many other areas when air traffic controllers got paid more for being classified as disabled.
	You had a huge increase in the number of air traffic controllers who claim to be disabled.
	You know, a lot of people may convince themselves that they really deserve the money, but if you give people more money, if you pay people $600 more a week for being unemployed, and so they get paid even more for being unemployed than they would for working, a lot of people are going to say that they're unemployed.
	And they're going to go and resist going and taking another job if you try to hire them back.
	The same thing is true here.
	You pay people more for classifying something as the coronavirus, and you're going to have hospital administrators who are going to put pressure on doctors to, because a lot of these things are vague.
	You know, we're just going through the fact that they're classifying these things based on symptoms.
	And a doctor can say, I just think this is the regular flu that's going around here right now.
	Fleckus.
	And a hospital administrator will put pressure on him to classify it as the coronavirus.
	Fleckus had a doctor on his show who said that when he prescribes hydrodroxychloroquine, whatever it's called, when he prescribes that, he inevitably gets a call from the drugstore questioning his recommendation, asking him why they did it, asking him what his reasoning was.
	He goes, I've been a doctor for 30 years.
	No one's ever called me from a pharmacy and said, why are you prescribing this?
	And he said, it's because it's politicized and it's seen as the Trump drug and they don't want it to work.
	Well, I mean, you've had a number of governors, Whitmire in Michigan, the governor in Nevada, who have threatened to take away doctors' and pharmacists' licenses if they go and prescribe that drug to patients.
	And, you know, as you say, when have you seen that type of thing before?
	Now, eventually, because of massive political pressure, they caved in on that.
	But, you know, the notion that they would go and try to pick out a drug that doctors were prescribing.
	I mean, aren't these the people who say with regard to abortion, you know, it's a woman's body and it's a decision between the doctor and the patient?
	But somehow when it comes to the coronavirus, and of course many other places, you know, they don't trust the judgment of the doctor in that case for political reasons, as you were just saying.
	We're running out of time here, but what do you think the survival rate is for this, the true survival rate?
	Because the left is saying 94, but I think it's much higher.
	Well, I mean, the best way to look at this, I think, is we had closed systems where everybody's been tested.
	The early data on that was from cruise ships.
	And you can, obviously, people are relatively older on cruise ships, and so you have to adjust for that in the numbers.
	But it looked like it was about three-tenths of 1% was the mortality rate.
	So 99.7% survival rate from that.
	And, you know, I think that type of estimates held up pretty well.
	You know, I ride a motorcycle pretty regularly.
	And I just, this is not statistical or mathematically accurate, but in my gut, as I'm driving, I feel like I have a 99.7% chance of surviving.
	Well, as I've watched motorcycles race by me going much faster on the highway than I'm doing, I think it may be a little bit lower than that sometimes.
	But, you know, look, I mean, people take risks in daily life all the time.
	Well, all I can say is there have been times in the past where in my lifetime where we've had relatively high death rates from the flu.
	In 1968, I was 10 years old.
	And I don't remember, and obviously we had a much smaller population in the United States.
	And I don't remember schools being shut down.
	I don't remember people being afraid to go to the grocery store or anything else.
	It just was pretty much just regular life.
	It wasn't in the news.
	When we had avian flu, it wasn't really in the news.
	You'd hear your great aunt talk about it, but there was no coverage.
	There was no masks.
	We're seeing a real surge in sort of communist mentality here.
	A lot of these Karens are excited to put on a mask and tell other men what to do.
	Well, look, I have no problem with people trying to be safe on this type of thing.
	I do.
	But I think people take it to extremes.
	And I think not trusting individuals to make rational decisions is a real mistake.
	And just shutting everything down and not leaving it up to people themselves to be able to go and decide.
	I do blame the media in many ways for over-exaggerating this.
	You know, you look at the maps all the time.
	The maps are in total deaths rather than per capita rates.
	And that makes the United States look much worse than, let's say, countries in Europe, even though the death rates in Western European countries is much higher than it is in the United States.
	I mean, okay, so Belgium, Spain, Italy, these are much smaller countries than the United States.
	I mean, you have a country of 40 million people, and you want to compare it to a country of 330 million people.
	Well, guess what?
	Even if our mortality rate is much lower, we'll still likely have a lot more deaths.
	Of course, yeah.
	And so you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.
	But, you know, the media, I have to believe, know for sure that they should put it in per capita rates.
	But they can make the United States look relatively worse by putting it in terms of just total deaths.
	And, you know, they jump all over Trump when he made a statement at one time about the number of vaccinations we have in the United States being much greater than other countries.
	All the media say, oh, you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.
	And now we're doing extremely well in terms of per capita Rates of tests.
	But, you know, they still put things in terms of total numbers.
	You know, you go and pull up Fox News, and on the front page there, it's total deaths by the United States, total deaths for the world rather than per capita rates.
	You know, I think the greatest trick the devil ever played was eradicating the concept of disproportionate from the Western psyche.
	Now we have Muslim terrorists are just as bad as white nationalists, and they are sending their best.
	We don't have a problem with illegals.
	You're not allowed to notice patterns anymore.
	It's the death of math.
	And you are the anecdote.
	Well, it's pretty simple math.
	Just addition and division and stuff like that.
	So we're not talking about calculus or anything like that involved in the discussions here.
	All right, John.
	Well, thanks for clarifying and breathing some sanity into this ridiculous mess that the media has put us in.
	Well, I'm glad you're there, Gavin.
	It's great to talk to you again.
	It's been too long.
	Cheers, John.
	Have a good one.
	Take care.
	Because the DJ was asleep.
	The left hates the truth.
	Math speaks the truth, so the left hates math.
	It's much easier to manipulate people when they don't know the numbers.
	And that's why when you talk to liberals and you say, how much should we spend on education?
	And you can go up from $12,000 per student to $50,000 to $100,000 per student.
	And they go, what?
	You say, how many legals is too many in a country?
	You can go 30 million, 50 million.
	They'll say 200 million.
	Put them in Nevada.
	There's plenty of room there.
	Like, you can't, they don't do numbers.
	Numbers are racist.
	I've read articles that said math is racist.
	So we can manipulate people when we say, there's, there's, and don't do the deaths if you really want to scare people.
	Be like, there's been, and do the globe.
	So there's been like 300 million cases.
	We're all going to die.
	Stay indoors until November and then mail in your ballot.
	If we bring back math, we bring back truth.
	And I've noticed that about lefties too.
	I'd always say, yeah, but what's the numbers?
	And they never fucking know.
	It's very rare you'll meet a liberal that knows what the population of America is or knows how many illegals are here or knows how many died in Vietnam.
	60,000 died in Vietnam.
	I bet Ryan doesn't know.
	How many people died in World War II total?
	300,000, I'm going to say.
	Oh, wait, wait, wait.
	That's Americans.
	I mean, American German soldiers.
	Soldiers.
	Okay, how many total people died in World War II?
	Six and a half million.
	So 100% of the people who died were the Jews in Auschwitz?
	Wait, 6 million plus 300,000.
	So what about, did anyone in France die?
	Did anyone in Italy die?
	Did anyone in North Africa die?
	No, you may not Google it.
	I want to.
	What's the population?
	I'll say 7 million.
	It's more like 75 million.
	It was a world war.
	75 million?
	How many died?
	Yeah.
	Holy snap.
	Most of those were Russian.
	Don't look it up.
	Don't stop looking out.
	What do you think the population of America is?
	321 million.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I only know that because Pat Dixon wrote a song about it.
	Otherwise, I would have just...
	I'd say 150 million.
	Hmm.
	So it's half as big as America, even though people only live speckled along the border.
	What about the population of the UK?
	So is it 80 million?
	Is it like 70 million people?
	No, that's low.
	What about Britain?
	What's the population of Britain?
	20 million.
	Okay, so they're both about 60 million.
	Are they?
	Yes.
	Alex Jones, when you ask him any of this shit, he's always like, boom, boom, Russia, how many died here?
	He knows everything.
	But when you talk to these lefties like Jake Tapper and these comedians and Bette Midler, I mean, I've been doing it my whole life.
	They never know anything.
	I had a party once back when I was popular with the lefties.
	And it was like David Cross and Janine Garafilo and Chloe Sevigny and the hipsters things.
	I was the vice guy.
	And I had a big party on my roof.
	I had access to the roof alone.
	And I went around with a video camera quizzing people.
	And not one person got one question right.
	They didn't know when Vietnam was.
	They didn't know when we got independence.
	They didn't know what, it was a July 4th thing.
	They didn't know what July 4th meant.
	One girl, I said, what is the origin of this holiday, July 4th?
	And she said, she had a cigarette and she goes, I know nothing of history.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Anyway, we are winning.
	And the reason we're winning is because the left are eating themselves.
	They are cannibals.
	The rats are eating the rats.
	And the cats here eat the rats.
	And the rats eat the cats.
	And the cats eat the rats.
	And you get the skins for free.
	That's what's happening here.
	So here's an out there example, but then I'll get more serious.
	I'm already losing my voice.
	So 2-0, this Antifa editor raped a chick.
	And magazine announces they're shutting down after editor was accused of rape.
	Look at him.
	The only way to have a level playing field at the highest level of playing.
	What is that audio playing?
	It's on this page.
	Is to not have voice chat, to not have people.
	Okay, I'm just going to mute it.
	Yeah, so he was raping.
	And you think, I've seen so much of this in Antifa.
	want to normalize sex work and normalize all this weird shit because they're fucking depraved perverts and they want to And he was the head of Portland Antifa, I think.
	And he got caught raping couples.
	Underage couples, male and female.
	Up the butts they go.
	Did he get four years?
	No.
	He got no time.
	But this case gets crazier.
	The woman who said she was raped is an absolute nut bar who calls herself Lila Raven, also Jessica Raven, she calls herself.
	And she wrote this pile of shit.
	Here's one thing: that documentary I told you to watch, it is two hours, but it's jam-packed with quality that can't really be cut.
	This, when women write this and do the same thing, there's so much fucking garbage.
	Look at this thing.
	Like, this is just someone with verbal diarrhea writing with random art stuck in.
	Look how long that is.
	And it's all written in that weird jargon that they write with.
	But check out the beginning.
	You asked me many times, why me?
	Why do you keep coming back?
	I told you that I was listening to my body and my body was hooked.
	What, to rape?
	Well, then it's not rape.
	Like, how can that be rape?
	So, you know what?
	Fuck you.
	Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
	You want to ensconce yourself in that world of made-up justice, then good.
	It doesn't sound like you raped a chick, but you're the one who made these stupid rules, so you should live by the sword, die by the sword.
	So this woman claims she's been raped her whole life every day.
	Lord knows what constitutes a rape in her definition.
	And she came back to him like eight times.
	And I'm reading it thinking, wait a minute, so you're fucking a girl.
	If she calls you the next and say it was really rough sex and you're like, I hope that doesn't get twisted into something violent.
	She's got the same name as this woman who makes wool dresses, so you'll never find her.
	And then she calls you the next day and goes, hi, I told you a hundred times.
	I got an email once from this girl and she said, thank you for raping me last night.
	And I was like, that one's good.
	But in this new, by these new rules, you can fuck a girl eight times and they could all be and seem voluntary and they could all be classified as rapes.
	What?
	It's like Aziz Ansari all over again.
	I get seven blowjobs.
	You come back for more sex eight times and I'm still a rapist?
	Maybe I'm a rapist.
	Maybe I raped my wife.
	Maybe my wife's going to come out.
	He raped me for 20 years.
	And I didn't run.
	Yeah, that's her.
	That's her, huh?
	Yeah.
	I didn't run because I was addicted to the abuse, but it took me 20 years to real...
	What?
	Oh, look, she's been called a lunatic before.
	I want to apologize, the Facebook exec wrote last Friday.
	I recognize this moment is a deeply painful one, internally and externally.
	What is this?
	It's her reaction.
	She was triggered by pro-Kavanaugh tweets.
	Oh, hey.
	So she's been doing this for a long time.
	I'm more scared of her than any Nazi skinhead, biker, Mongol, pagan, Lord Isaac, Danny Diablo, fucking any mobster.
	Like mobsters have rules.
	Chuck Zeto has rules.
	If you walk by Chuck Zito and you bump into him and you say, sorry, that was an accident, won't happen again, he's good.
	You punch Chuck Zito in the face, you're dead.
	But this woman, I would run for the hills.
	If I walked into a bar and she was drunk, I would scream like a girl and run and say, everybody out now.
	They're kind of like comic cops.
	I would call the fire department.
	I would call the fire department and run.
	They got nothing to lose.
	There's no shame ever.
	And I've talked to cops about this, and they say that never goes through the charges for a fake rape allegation because they don't want to discourage future women from coming in.
	So you can just lie, lock them up.
	But I feel zero sympathy for this piece of shit.
	He would happily murder us.
	If he had a button, the guy who's accused of this, if he had a button where Gavin McInnes would die of cancer and no one would know that he pushed the button, I 100% guarantee he'd push that button.
	They want us dead.
	They want us in concentration camps.
	The Bernie bros said exactly that.
	They said we would have to send them to camps so they can de-Nazi, learn what it's like to not be a Nazi.
	I forget his exact wording, but it was basically that.
	But let's go back to that letter.
	I didn't finish it.
	No one can.
	If you can finish this letter, you're an Olympic athlete and you need to go to the reading Olympics.
	I didn't know then, but I know now that when post-traumatic stress disorder is activated, it can feel a lot like being turned on.
	When the body is convinced danger is present, it won't stop searching until it locates the source of the threat.
	Subconsciously, we repeat the events of the past in an attempt to rewrite the scripts of our lives to master our trauma and to create a new ending.
	And that's just logical.
	Like you'll notice if you're in a dangerous part of the South Bronx and you get stabbed, you will keep going back to that same alleyway to get stabbed again so you can overcome the fear.
	It's an addiction.
	You get hooked to being stabbed.
	That's why I will often go to Harlem and dressed as a Klansman and slap black kids in the face because I am hooked on conquering this fear because I have PTSD from when someone played the knockout game.
	I'm going to keep leaving my phone in the yard.
	Could you be less logical, lady?
	Who is giving these lunatics any kind of credence?
	This sounds like pot thinking, like high voice.
	Yeah, it's almost like beep poetry.
	It's almost like she's LARPing as some sort of crazy bitch.
	Keep going down.
	So she talks about herself.
	It's always me, me, me, me.
	Just keep going down.
	Yeah, look at this evil rapist.
	You asked me many times, what's your type?
	What are you looking for?
	Wow, he sounds horrible.
	Hey, what are you looking for?
	What's your type?
	Yeah.
	Help, help.
	My rapist wants to know what type I'm into.
	He cooked me dinner.
	But then as it goes further, you know, you can keep going.
	So she tells this story with excruciating detail.
	And it's not as interesting as the Trayvon thing because it doesn't involve the justice system committing fraud.
	After you rape me, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	And see, the funny thing about this too is she said she accidentally gave consent.
	So you could have a video of this sex act and still...
	He's persona non grata socially.
	You said you were sorry.
	You said you read the essays.
	Keep going.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Why do I have to read your personal letters?
	So then it becomes a lecture.
	Like, go down.
	Many of us, no, no, no, sorry.
	Many of us, especially those who are black and brown, trans and queer, sex working, disabled, and housing insecure, are making a revolution here and now.
	Why is that stuck there?
	Keep going.
	So she's still talking to her.
	Okay, here we go.
	This is a good one.
	So go, I can't read it because I'm on top of it.
	Rape is a political act backed by a history of colonization and oppression.
	Well, then why are most rapists, why are rapists disproportionately black in this country?
	Shouldn't there be a lot of white on black rape?
	They're learning from white.
	I can't even picture white on black rape.
	Rape is an act of war.
	You dragged me into this fight.
	I reclaim my power through collective action by organizing my community.
	I shifted the power imbalance between us.
	I shifted the burden of dealing with the consequences of your actions off of me and back to where that belonged with you.
	Anyway.
	I've included this to show you why the left is losing, but we can get more specific here.
	Obamagate is blowing up.
	And we're realizing now that people are being thrown in prison for no reason.
	I didn't learn this till very recently.
	I guess I learned this in Benghazi.
	I learned that someone can just be thrown in jail for no reason because someone political, with political power said, get rid of him, make up something.
	And judges and DAs will abide.
	I thought, oh, you're in jail.
	You must be bad.
	You must have done a bad thing.
	And then you start looking into it and you hear about like a, I read about a guy on reason.org who did seven years for selling lobster tails out of bags instead of boxes because Argentina had changed their rules and they do boxes now, not bags, something like that.
	It was the wrong container.
	And so the FDA stormed him, threw him in prison for seven years, lost all his money, marriage fell apart, didn't see his fucking kids for seven years because of the wrong container.
	And I think it was Argentina.
	Four Americans were charged.
	I didn't know it was four people.
	Sentenced to eight years in prison.
	What the fuck?
	And Argentina, wherever it was, who they were violating, was saying, we don't care.
	Sell them out of bags.
	It's not a big deal to us.
	Like, too late.
	We got your back.
	We'll be enforcing.
	And that's what Flynn was charged with, the Logan Act.
	You know what the Logan Act?
	It comes from like 1702, where you could get on a boat, put on a suit and say, hello, I'm the president of the United States.
	And it would take forever to verify that.
	Now you go, no, you're not.
	Donald Trump is.
	You could go to fucking Ethiopia and they know who Donald Trump is.
	Everyone's, we have digital technology.
	The Logan Act shouldn't exist.
	You can't pretend to be a political figure.
	What?
	We have fraud.
	So they're claiming that by him going to Russia and attending a talk, which everyone did, he was pretending to be an important American political official, and that's a violation of the Logan Act from 1702.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, look at 2-2.
	I thought this was interesting, talking about the retarded left, the sad magicians.
	Oh, no, sorry, maybe it's the next one.
	Yeah, sorry, 2-3.
	This is, of course, Kathy Griffin.
	Like, why is this woman in my in our world?
	She's a mediocre comedian, and we're hearing her political opinions.
	Stop acting like this is even a thing.
	I heard that exact same sentence verbatim when Benghazi was going on.
	Oh, you know what's a trip?
	Holy shit.
	I just realized this.
	Susan Rice had a meeting with James Clapper, James Coney, Sally Yates, Joe Biden, and John Brennan.
	Some of the worst pieces of shit.
	John Brennan is a Muslim, by the way.
	And he did exactly what Roger Stone did.
	He got an email wrong.
	He was awarded a great job at CNN.
	I heard the show Homeland is based on him.
	Joe Biden, of course, retard, he was there.
	But Susan Rice sent herself an email the day of the meeting where they decided to unmask Flynn and leak it to the press.
	And it said, Obama wants to make sure we do everything legally and buy the book.
	Susan to Susan.
	And she was the same one, speaking of Benghazi, who Obama sent to do all the talk shows and say, yeah, the embassy was all about a Muhammad video.
	And the Muhammad video made these people mad.
	And it was the Muhammad video.
	And we got the guy.
	And Obama didn't do anything wrong.
	She did a whole morning talk show circuit.
	She's corrupt.
	Kind of cute, though.
	She looks like a little cartoon possum.
	That's my type.
	I like cute girls, you know?
	I don't like handsome women.
	Oh, wow.
	She's aged badly.
	I think I was thinking of Benghazi days.
	Now she looks like a melting possum.
	She went from cute to melting.
	Anyway, that's why women hate guys like me because we dared to notice that.
	Still fuck you.
	I'll still bone you, Susan.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, this is some of the examples of what's been going on here in the past.
	Even just this weekend, it was insane.
	I am literally tired of winning.
	I have about 9,000 links I'm about to send you.
	So let's start with Joe Biden, this video that came out where Trump retweeted it.
	We have the funnest president ever.
	And he said, this is 2-4.
	goes enjoy the campaign joe crisis crisis This is no time for Donald Trump's record of hysterical xenophobia.
	Hysterical inked a billion-dollar deal with a subsidiary of the Bank of China.
	Why do we get nervous, man?
	China is going to eat our lunch.
	They're not bad folks, both.
	Since the outbreak, the Communist Party has been mobilizing overseas organizations to buy local supplies and send them to China.
	The growth of China is overwhelmingly in our interest.
	The beautiful history we wrote together.
	Cheers.
	Banning all travel.
	Stop it.
	The president is right.
	The travel restriction on China, as every public health official we've talked to said, bought the country tight.
	Hysterical xenophobia.
	Xenophobia.
	I complimented him on dealing with China.
	I'm not really nuts.
	Look at the next one, 2.5.
	He's now so bad that his wife just does the talking.
	And he sits there.
	Isn't the fact that he has a toupee or he had hair plugs, isn't that tell you that he's dishonest?
	I remember seeing a fictional law and order type show, and the guy was saying that he has a right to wear the toupee, and the law firm was saying no, because you're conveying that you're not trustworthy.
	It's like when Ron Coleman won't wear his yarmulke at work because it implies that he has an allegiance to something where he should just be blind.
	Justice is blind.
	So he can defend, you know, something that goes against his religion.
	But yeah, look, if you see old pictures in the 70s, he's bald, like classic bald, bald, like Gavin McLeod, love boat, bald.
	This is all gone.
	Like Copper Cab.
	But now he has a thick head of hair.
	So you're deceiving us.
	Wow.
	Okay, look at his wife talking for him.
	How embarrassing.
	Together, we're just getting started.
	This moment reminds us that the presidency is about true leadership.
	Having the forethought to prepare for the worst.
	This is such a bad look, Joe.
	The backbone to lead through chaos.
	The character to move beyond politics and serve...
	Like, imagine when all that prow boy shit was going down.
	I was standing there and my wife was saying, my husband is not a racist.
	He's not anti-Semitic.
	This is a witch hunt.
	These boys were at worst involved in mutual combat.
	And I was just behind her like this.
	You could see him reading the teleprompter, too.
	Okay.
	So let's start getting into it.
	Kaylee McNanny.
	I always pronounce her name, Kaylee McKinley.
	I just see her as Kaylee.
	Didn't Bill Schultz date her?
	Did he?
	I think he did.
	We went to the beach and...
	Also, in his interview with Marie Arta Romo the other day, the president suggested that people should be jailed for what he said earlier in the week was a very obvious thing.
	Okay, let me just pause.
	Let me just tell you what's going on here.
	I'm explaining now.
	It's no big deal.
	Unmasking is legal.
	That's what the left's doing.
	So right now, this fucking PR firm, this is not a journalist.
	This is a public relations firm working for Obama.
	That's what we're dealing with now.
	This clown isn't doing his job.
	He's sitting there trying to cover for Obama.
	And here's his message.
	His message is unmasking is legal.
	So ObamaGate is not a thing.
	And the president should shut up about jail because I don't want to lose the election in November to him.
	That's what this guy is saying.
	Yes, unmasking is legal, but it has very specific parameters.
	There's a very specific way to do it.
	I've been doing this a lot on this episode.
	This is my new trait.
	This is what I'm asking is, hey, I've got these documents here and the guy's faces, his name is blacked out, but I found him and he's been visiting Palestine every day.
	Not every day, but regularly.
	And then he also has a, wants a visa to go to Jerusalem.
	And then they go, oh, that's the ambassador for Israel or something like that, right?
	And you go, oh, shit, okay, well, that's no longer interesting then.
	It's what he's supposed to do.
	So that's how you unmask someone.
	It's to explain a pattern.
	But if you look it up and this guy is linked to terrorism, then you go, oh, shit, this is an important document.
	So I don't want to go off on a tangent pursuing a guy who has a reason to be there.
	My job is to catch terrorists.
	So I need to get that name unmasked.
	Privately, they probably have to go to a different room to read it and then we remask it.
	This is not what they did.
	They unmasked Flynn with no protocols, just say, get the fucking mask.
	No reason for it.
	And then they leak to the press.
	So that's two violations.
	One is not following the proper protocol for unmasking.
	And two, the much bigger one, is leaking it to the press.
	So this guy, this publicist, is barking up the wrong tree.
	You're an attorney and the president spokesperson.
	Perhaps you could lay out the elements of this crime.
	What crime was committed and in what way?
	I recall you're referring to the Obama administration and the unmasking and the president calls Obamacape.
	What is it?
	What are the elements of that crime?
	Yeah, I'm really glad you asked because there hasn't been a lot of journalistic curiosity on this front and I'm very glad that you asked this question.
	He's trying to trick her into saying unmasking isn't illegal.
	That's not the case, asshole.
	There were a number of questions raised by the actions of the Obama administration.
	The steel dossier, funded by the Democratic National Committee, the opposition political party to the president, was used to attain FISA warrants to listen in on conversations of people within the Trump campaign.
	There was the unmasking, the identity of Michael Flynn.
	And we know that in a January 5th meeting in the Oval Office with President Obama, Sally Yates from the Department of Justice learned about the unmasking, not from the Department of Justice.
	Just pause.
	Before you call something a Nussingberger, maybe make sure there isn't a tsunami of crimes lying behind that dam.
	Like he's got his finger in the dyke, and he's like, Why is this even here?
	What's the worst that can happen?
	He laid a trap for her, and she blew it up.
	She is the most gangster spokesperson we've ever had.
	She learned about it from President Obama and was stunned and could barely process what she was hearing at the time because she was stunned of his knowledge of that.
	We know that there was a lot of wrongdoing in the case of Michael Flynn.
	The FBI notes, for instance, that said, should we, quote, get him to lie as they pontificated their strategy?
	We know that the identity of this three-decade general was leaked to the press, a criminal leak to the press of his identity in violation of his Fourth Amendment rights.
	These are very serious questions.
	They've been ignored by the media for far too long.
	And I'm very glad that I think that is the second question that I have fielded on Lieutenant General Michael Flynn because justice does matter.
	Those questions, they matter.
	To be clear, I heard you mention one thing you said was criminal, and that was what?
	The one thing that I've said that was criminal?
	The leaking of his name and the very real questions that have been raised.
	But if you want to start talking about wrongdoing in the administration, happy to go through Andy McCabe leaking to the Wall Street Journal and then lying about it.
	Happy to talk about James Clapper lying before Congress.
	Can you also go up to Mike Tyson and call him a fag?
	Hey, here you're trying to get in boxing.
	What about the part where you're a fucking pussy?
	I'm going to have to destroy you.
	I think her looks are disarming.
	He's like used to saying to hot blonde chicks, yeah, and unmasking.
	I suppose that's illegal.
	Is it illegal?
	Thinks you got her.
	Not necessarily.
	Depends on the context, but leaking to the press.
	And we know that the DNC is CNN.
	It's the exact same company.
	They are the same thing.
	They're inseparable.
	And the proof that we keep pushing in the show is David Shortel did a 15-minute stakeout.
	He was there 15 minutes before the FBI had a big show to arrest Roger Stone.
	15 minutes.
	How stupid do they think we are?
	You know what's a trip?
	I was talking to Roger the other day.
	He didn't know who David Shortel was.
	Really?
	I go, dude, it's the errant thread that unravels your whole sweater.
	Wow.
	Wait, go back to her.
	I'm sorry to make you watch the whole thing, but I'm just so proud of my Scottish lass.
	Monitor phone calls.
	That was an inaccuracy, to say the least, if not a lie.
	And John Brennan telling Congress that the Bogastile dossier played no role in the Russia probe when, in fact, we know it did and was the basis of obtaining FISA warrants.
	So there is a lot of missing.
	These are all the same crimes that Roger Stone is going to prison for.
	...under oath, so I would point you to those and the many other real questions that I hope you all will pursue.
	The President's thinking that those people should be jailed, the people you just mentioned.
	I never said that.
	Those are your words, not mine.
	But perhaps you should look into it and give me some answers.
	That is, after all, the job.
	That is, after all, the job of reporters to answer the very questions that I've laid out, and I hope you guys will take the time to do it.
	Damn.
	That's the second one that you...
	Yeah, well, I think it's here in the notes.
	27.
	27.
	I think they have thug.
	Is that the same one?
	Yeah, that's just the entire thing.
	I thought I had two Kaylee's, though.
	Yeah, she crushed it on this other one, too.
	I think it's this one right here.
	Rips Media for Downplating Coronavirus.
	And they asked her.
	Oh, we've already had that on the show.
	She lists all the media companies that said it's not going to be a thing.
	And you're like, you know, I have eyeballs, right?
	Like, I can see devastation across the globe.
	Devastation.
	Deaths across the globe in Italy, Spain, France, everywhere.
	Africa.
	So to pretend that we should have had no cases when the whole world has it, it's like saying Trump keeps shitting everywhere because he goes into the bathroom and sits on the bowl.
	Yeah, we all do.
	That was one of the worst analogies I've ever had in my life.
	And I liked it.
	That's how you know.
	It confirmed its shittiness.
	It's been raining all week since Trump was here.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Also in the news, Trump retweeted Michelle Malkin, and it was relevant because it was an America first tweet.
	So Trump has just acknowledged the Groipers and said they're cool.
	They deleted it.
	And then big tech deleted it.
	And I said to her, I'm going to do a live stream with her on Wednesday, by the way.
	I said to her, the only thing more newsworthy than being retweeted by the president is having big tech delete it.
	And she said, yeah, too bad no one is going to write about it.
	And then I said, well, the New York Post wrote about it.
	That's pretty good.
	But then she goes, check out this Daily Mail one.
	Look at the Daily Mail.
	I didn't remember them always being this rabidly left.
	I thought they were a little more blue-collar New York Post.
	But listen to this writing.
	Trump launched into his tirade on Saturday morning while sharing a video of a speech given by Michelle Malkin, a right-wing conspiracy theorist who has previously questioned the number of people who have died in the Holocaust.
	And we were there.
	Yeah, at the speech.
	They're talking about AFPAC.
	And I heard her say what they're accusing her of.
	And she said, she was talking about the media culture.
	And she's saying we're living in a media culture where you're not allowed to question the assumed merits of a diverse society.
	She was saying, God, I'm doing a shit job of this.
	She was saying that multiculturalism and diversity is good and you're not allowed to question it.
	And then she said, or you're not allowed to question the exact Number of the people who died in World War II.
	That's it.
	And it's true.
	You're not allowed to question either of those things.
	That's not advocating for Holocaust denial.
	What if you think it was more than six million?
	Right.
	Good point.
	You know what I noticed, too?
	It's, I mean, you're close to we were there in that room, and also he retweeted this.
	No, I got that in the notes, shit for brains.
	Oh.
	Dang it.
	And you know what was interesting about that night at AFPAC?
	Jared Holt doxed it, right?
	Trying to get Michelle killed.
	Why would you give the location of that?
	How is that newsworthy?
	You can say Michelle Malkin is speaking at America First PAC right now.
	Okay.
	But he listed the address of the hotel.
	How is that the news?
	Help me out here.
	Yeah, and that's what I was going to say.
	I saw more blacks per capita at AFPAC than at CPAC.
	Right?
	There was probably 100 people there, and I'd say there was four or five black guys.
	And you didn't see 4% black people at CPAC.
	But they're Nazis.
	All right.
	Should we get to this story that I've been trying to get to this whole fucking time?
	Jake Tapper stepped in shit.
	Go to 3-2.
	CNN is just so embarrassing.
	So CNN's Jake Tapper blasted for hypocrisy after accusing Trump of smear campaign against rivals.
	Hello, I'm Jake Tapper in Washington, where the state of our union is opening.
	This morning, there are nearly 89 years.
	Sometimes Reitbart's videos, and Fox News does this too, where the video doesn't always correspond to what the article is.
	Oh, it's just a chunk of video.
	It's really annoying.
	Dead from the coronavirus, the speed it was.
	But last week, CNN Media reporter Brian Stelter, the turgid tattletale, complained that conservative media were emphasizing the Michael Flynn story.
	Can you believe that?
	This is after we heard for two years, 10 hours a day, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
	Michael Flynn was caught up in the Russia story.
	In his view, at the expense of the coronavirus coverage, yeah, we need more coronavirus coverage.
	Stelter showed no concern for the role CNN and other networks played in hyping Flynn's supposed role in a Russia collusion, a conspiracy that never actually existed.
	So here's, yeah, let's just look at that video for a second.
	To change the majority of states across the United States.
	So that's got nothing to do with it.
	He's doing his coronavirus coverage because they think it hurts Trump.
	The country knew.
	And they're going to start going for the tax returns, too, again, which is so dull.
	And it's problematic because if Trump has to show his tax returns, shouldn't Joe Biden release all the documents about his sexual harassment charge?
	Case?
	Incident?
	But so Jake Tapper says, yeah, they're out of control.
	And then everyone proceeds to pounce on him.
	They're launching an unprecedented smear campaign against rivals, leveling wild and false allegations against critics in the media and politics, ranging from bizarre conspiracy theories to spreading lies about pedophilia and even murder.
	Okay?
	The pedophilia thing is Joe Biden memes.
	But we'll get to those.
	Keep going down.
	So then he just gets destroyed by people.
	And I have all of this destruction listed here.
	Says the man at the center of the biggest smear campaign in history, repeatedly telling the American people under the guise of news that their president was being controlled by a foreign adversary.
	Isn't that some sort of form of the Logan Act, by the way?
	Hasn't Jake Tapper violated the Logan Act?
	Keep going.
	Jake should watch the CNN archives from the last four years.
	Our buddy John Cardillo.
	Did CNN not lie about Russia collusion?
	Adam Schiff repeatedly lie on your show?
	CNN not have to fire people for producing fake news?
	Prop up soon, felon Avenati.
	Didn't you smear Kavanaugh with zero evidence?
	Should I keep going?
	Keep going?
	Our boy John Miller?
	Problem with Tapper is that some on the right hype him up as one of the reasonable leftists.
	But shit like this is an unhinged statement as any other conspiracy theorist on that network who also promoted Russia and Kavanaugh.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	But that was fun to see him step in shit.
	And I'm not done.
	Because they really went after Donald Trump Jr.
	They tried to destroy him, Roger Stone levels of destruction.
	Check out 3-3 just to refresh everyone's mind here when he was on Hannity.
	Same exact tricks, too, with the did you get this email?
	No, I didn't.
	Yes, you did.
	Jail.
	I know none of this could have been easy on your family.
	A lot of innocent people.
	Well, I know none of this could have been easy on your family.
	A lot of innocent people here had their lives upturned, including you, certainly your father, your sister, your brother-in-law.
	But then you got Flynn, Papadopoulos, you got Manafort, and Roger Stone.
	All for nothing.
	Well, not for nothing, because Adam Schiff had an agenda that he wanted to run with, and the media was more than happy to carry his water for him.
	I was there as probably the number two target of that investigation, and you saw it.
	I mean, literally during my closed door, supposed to be secret testimony, during it, during the bathroom breaks, presumably Adam Schiff is the guy leaking to CNN.
	I came out of, after nine and a half hours of straight testimony, I come out, I look at my Twitter feed, and from 10.30 a.m., CNN is reporting what's going on in the room, but not really what's going on in the room, not really what I said, sort of Adam Schiff's version of what was said.
	Turns out none of those things were accurate.
	The big bombshells that they had where they finally got us, none of them end up being true, but that didn't stop them from running with it as though it was gospel For days.
	Some of those things they never even corrected.
	They just left it out there in the ether, even though it was totally false.
	So I'm really glad that I have a guy like Rick Grinnell in intelligence now that forced Adam Schiff's hand.
	Adam Schiff didn't do this voluntarily.
	Adam Schiff did this because he was worried what the ODI would do in releasing these things ahead of him.
	So it'll be interesting to see if Adam Schiff actually releases it all because he's protecting someone.
	Yeah, because he knew that Grinnell would do it.
	And he also knew that Bill Barr was seeking the truth.
	And he also knew that he couldn't hold it back any longer.
	It's been a rough road for you and your entire family, starting with your dad.
	How many times did I hear you might be going to jail?
	Jared Cushta might be going to jail, that your father was going to be impeached over this.
	And now we know this guy, Greg Price, attacked Tapper with a supercut of CNN smearing and trying to destroy people.
	That's 3-4.
	I'm going chronologically here, Ryan.
	And by the way, why did you zoom in on that last video?
	People want to see the account, all that kind of stuff.
	It was unzoomed for a little bit, and then I zoomed in because it was so far.
	Oh, wow.
	There's now a third accuser.
	The lead starts right now.
	Why did Flynn lie?
	What was he attempting to hide by lying to the FBI?
	And whether anyone, including President Trump, may have told him to lie or knew that he lied.
	Well, were you ever an agent of a foreign power?
	Did you ever advise the Kremlin or work with the Kremlin on anything?
	Even worse, Swetnik claims in this sworn statement that she witnessed efforts by Kavanaugh to, quote, cause girls to become inebriated so they could then be gang raped.
	The new development reported by the New York Times comes as Special Counsel Robert Mueller broadens his probe to include what financial ties Trump family and friends have to Russia.
	But we know now, of course, that there were multiple contacts and conversation between Russians known to U.S. intelligence and members of the Trump team.
	The president called Special Counsel Robert Mueller's probe a witch hunt.
	He did it in all caps, so you know he really means it.
	Joining me now to talk about this and much more is Congressman Adam Schiffey now.
	Congressman Adam Schiff, Democrat of California.
	Is it not a possibility that Russians were trying to recruit you, even if you didn't take the bait?
	Is that not possible?
	It seems to me like that would be their job in the process of lashing me to I became the victim of one of these gang or train rapes where Mark Judge and Brett Kavanaugh were present.
	Usually we get into the what did the president know and when did he know it?
	Two years into the second term of a president?
	Not four weeks.
	Right.
	Four weeks is a little early.
	But, you know, he's doing things differently.
	That was great.
	What's 3-5?
	What's 3-5?
	Daniel Anchor accuses GOP Center of calling Russian insurance a hoax, but that's not what the tape shows.
	Didn't Jake Tapper a few years ago have a career-devastating controversy that I assumed would be the end of him, and it barely registered in the left?
	I'll look that up later.
	What's this 3.5 that I just told you?
	Tapper lies and says Russian interference was called a hoax.
	That's not what he said.
	Oh yeah, I remember this.
	So this guy said, no, there was no collusion with Russia.
	Trump and the GOP were not working with Russia to hack the election.
	He never said that Russia didn't try to fuck with us.
	I think they did.
	I think they always do, and I think they suck at their job.
	So it had an irrelevant effect.
	And who's the recipients of these leaks?
	It was members of the media about 18 different outlets.
	What I'd love to see is I would like to see members of the press actually start looking into all these leaks and how this story got spun up that resulted in a special counsel and put this country through about three years of a deconstruction crisis.
	That's what I'd like to see.
	Senator, it's not a hoax that the Russians attempted to interfere in the 2016 election.
	Yes, they did.
	You know, they put Russian disinformation into the steel dossier that was bought and paid for through cutouts for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
	That is what we found out, Chief.
	You've got to look at the evidence.
	Look at those footnotes.
	I'm not disputing it.
	I'm not disputing it.
	The idea that we don't know what to do.
	Wait a minute.
	Didn't Russia work with the DNC to sabotage the election if they were involved in the steel dossier?
	Didn't they do exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing?
	This gets too complicated, but we have to get through it because it's all wins this weekend and it's all relevant.
	Look at Donald Trump Jr. on Biden 3.6.
	So this is what started Jake Tapper.
	I should have maybe had it in different order, but Donald Trump Jr. puts up, see you later, alligator in a wild pedophile.
	Now, this really freaked out Jake Tapper.
	It's called a meme.
	It's called a joke.
	They don't get jokes.
	They don't like us talking.
	You've seen that previous clip?
	He said Russia was a hoax.
	And when Jake Tapper controls the conversation, he makes it look like the GOP is lying.
	But when that guy gets to talk, when he gets a platform, then he says, no, I didn't say that Russians weren't attacking us.
	I said we had nothing to do with it.
	And now Jake Tapper's point, his propaganda is meaningless because it's been disproven.
	So don't let that guy talk.
	That's why they say, remember last week we were talking about Larry Wilmore shouldn't have given, Larry Wilmore was pissed that Bill Maher gave that evil alt-right a platform to spew hate.
	They don't mean that.
	That's what they say.
	What they mean is a platform where we can contradict their bullshit propaganda and point out why it's not true.
	Which Kaylee is doing an incredible job on.
	We have to come up with a name for her.
	Storm?
	Kaylee Storm?
	It makes people think of ShitStorm.
	And Stormy Daniels.
	Yeah.
	And the X-Men.
	Ice Storm.
	Oh, and Stormy Daniels.
	We'll think of something.
	Check out 3.6.
	So yeah.
	So he puts that up, and then Jake Tapper's pissed.
	There's literally no bottom.
	You're a bottom.
	Yeah, yeah.
	John Johnson's a bottom.
	So this is him getting roasted again.
	3.6.
	He just, Look, just stop.
	Remember that guy who was saying to Kaylee trying to lay landmines down for her?
	Saying, yeah, but unmasking, is it illegal?
	And she just goes, blows him up.
	And then he goes, so those people should be in jail?
	And she blows him up again.
	The exact same thing happens to Jake Tapper.
	He goes, there's a smear campaign going on.
	Gets inundated with CNN smear campaigns.
	Then he says, there's no bottom.
	Gets lit up with examples of CNN, white nationalists who once backed Trump calls Trump's racist tweets red meat.
	Trump's racist tweets are red meat.
	And what was it now?
	Oh, yeah.
	So anyway, I can give you a million examples of Jake Tapper getting roasted for saying there's no bottom, but you can just follow that thread.
	We already showed 3.8, right?
	And then this guy, 3.9, CNN, Josh, what's his name?
	Josh Campbell.
	Josh Campbell.
	So he's another guy.
	And this is what CNN has become.
	Now they get triggered by memes, which are jokes, by the way, and say, just stop, stop, stop, stop.
	And say, that's not true.
	They're sending out rude jokes.
	There's an alligator and a pedophile joke that his son said.
	And this, a funny meme where they put Donald Trump's head on the guy in Independence Day, and they put a bunch of heads.
	It didn't include mine, which genuinely hurt my feelings.
	Terrible.
	It really hurt.
	If you want to hurt me, don't include me in memes like this.
	That gets...
	Yes.
	It really is aggravating.
	It's like you belong.
	I'm going to edit it with you.
	It's like Benny Johnson, all my friends.
	You know what?
	We'll record your face.
	Do the face that you want in the thing.
	Okay.
	Make it.
	All right, look.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Let's get you from the side just in case.
	Should we observe and see where we would place you?
	Because we got to cover somebody up.
	I don't know who most of those people are.
	They intentionally had to You know they did.
	Yeah But they were like Why does the toad gets to be in there?
	I feel like I'm a toad.
	Let's see.
	Ted Cruz.
	Yeah.
	Tucker, like, these are people I have dinner with.
	Jack Pesobic, I was talking to him yesterday.
	You had a party with all my friends, and I didn't get an invite.
	It's terrible.
	What's it called?
	FOMO.
	I'm experiencing insane FOMO.
	This takes away from the legitimacy of this.
	This is the only non-winning thing of this past weekend was me not being in this.
	But play it.
	Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
	We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
	Just pause.
	This is why Trump was elected, by the way.
	Because we heard about racism.
	We heard how evil we are.
	We heard it's our fault.
	Blacks are in jail.
	And we heard that we stole this land from the Indians.
	And we suck, we suck, we suck.
	And we said, you know what?
	I'll hear you out.
	Here's Obama for eight years.
	And then it got worse and louder and worse and louder.
	And we're worse people after those eight years.
	And I think most of America just went, yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm not doing this anymore.
	It's like a drunk chick does this long tirade and you just go, yeah, okay, you need to get out of here.
	I'm done.
	I'm done.
	We're not doing this anymore.
	And we elected Donald Trump as a way of saying, we're sick of talking about racism.
	It's 2020.
	If you're fucked, it's because you fucked yourself.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	I'm done.
	Yeah, that's the wrong context, though.
	But go ahead.
	We will be united in our common interest.
	Pause.
	He's like a vet guy, right?
	He's like a Joe Biggs dude.
	Not that guy, right?
	And then there's Benny Johnson.
	No, no, keep going.
	The guy with the beard, okay.
	Him.
	I don't know.
	Okay, keep going.
	You don't know anyone, though, Ryan.
	Interest.
	And you will once again be fighting for our freedom.
	Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution.
	But from annihilation.
	You couldn't have stuck me in there.
	I don't get it.
	I don't know who half these people are.
	Me neither.
	There's, what's his name?
	Carpe donctum in the corner.
	He probably made this, by the way.
	Oh, good point.
	But who's the guy in the hat?
	And then who are those two guys in the back?
	Where's the G?
	Oh, wait, is that the gay guy in the middle?
	The gay guy, the Brendan Streka?
	Is that?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	Who's that to the right of him?
	Is that John Lott?
	That looks like John Lott?
	Yeah, but it's not.
	Okay, so John Knott.
	And why is Alex Jones in this?
	Is he not?
	We're fighting for our right to live.
	Mark Dice.
	Kind of Charlie Kirk.
	There's James O'Keefe.
	James Woods.
	James Woods.
	Yeah.
	Fuck you.
	Mark Dice.
	This is a slap in the face.
	But it's almost kind of cool.
	You have hurt me today.
	I'm untouchable.
	I just went viral chewing out Jared Holt at CPAC.
	Hannity, he's always in these things.
	I was in one with him, remember?
	Yeah.
	The Star Wars one?
	Yeah.
	Jerk, am I being relevant?
	I mean, who's that guy with the long hair?
	Urban Tarzan?
	Like, what the fuck?
	He's not political?
	Not Urban Tarzan.
	I don't know.
	I think he's like an America first dude.
	huh is an american holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night we will not vanish without a fight tucker's face We're going to live on.
	We're going to survive.
	Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.
	That used to make me cry every time when I watched this movie.
	Why?
	Because you're such an Earth Patriot?
	Yeah.
	An Earthriate.
	A Patriarch.
	Right there, maybe.
	I'm a global nationalist.
	How about I just make this scene all your face in the back?
	No, just change my face with Trump's.
	I'll do the speech.
	Oh, that's great.
	That's a rough one.
	I'll make them all my bitch.
	That's a tall order, but yeah, I do like it.
	That black dude?
	Terrence K. Williams.
	I don't know who has sunglasses on right there.
	Alibaba.
	But anyway, the reason we brought this up, besides the fact that it rules, is that this pussy Josh Campbell says it was doctored.
	What a loser.
	Look at his pinhead.
	I showed my wife that face and she goes, ugh.
	What a pinhead, fucking beta pussy loser fag.
	It looks like they were going to like, he joined the army.
	They were going to do the haircut started buzzing right down the middle.
	And he's like, I can't do this.
	Stop, stop, stop, stop.
	It's called a joke.
	It's a funny video that Donald Trump fans made.
	It's not doctored.
	It's not fake news like you at CNN do.
	CNN security correspondent.
	Oh, good.
	Maybe you can explain these 50-minute stakeouts to us.
	But so go back.
	So he gets roasted, of course, by that.
	This was one of the best ones.
	3-9.
	He got eaten alive.
	Exactly like Jake Tapper, exactly like that guy in the White House prefing room.
	It's like we've all started fighting back now.
	Oh, did it not show up?
	I went to 3.9, but let's see.
	You sure it doesn't go there?
	Is it a picture meme?
	to the same place?
	Anyway, this chick says...
	Yeah, maybe it's 4-0.
	Yeah, there we go.
	This is great.
	This is called a meme, something that the left can't do.
	It's also called grassroots organic support, something the left doesn't have.
	And here's also something called enthusiasm.
	There's also something called enthusiasm in there.
	Spell it with me now.
	E-N-T-H.
	Oh, it doesn't matter.
	You don't have that either.
	So he gets attacked so bad that what does he do?
	He goes, um, my dog died.
	No, he didn't.
	I've grieved in silence since March because the last thing you needed was more sad news.
	But here's a tribute to my pup, taken too soon by illness.
	If you're raising a glass tonight, please raise the glass for Wilshire, an amazing friend who brightened the day of everyone he ever met.
	Please don't attack me.
	My doggy's dead.
	Look how cutie you could attack a dead doggy.
	It's one thing to have a dog in a tweet, but to use it for sympathy to get away from meaning.
	Hit that fucking dog off the couch.
	It's got shit on its ass.
	You've got shit on your arm.
	They eat the shit and he's fucking wicking you.
	He hates dogs.
	You don't think you'd like this tweet?
	So I'm a little all over the place there, but 4-2.
	So the New York Times even jumps on with this in a while.
	New York Times, Donald Trump Jr. smears Biden with baseless Instagram posts.
	There is no basis to joke, by the way.
	The crocodile was a joke.
	It wasn't formal papers.
	If Biden gets served formal papers, that's a whole other kind of way to discuss this.
	But it's pleased.
	It's a fucking joke.
	But he made a joke.
	It's not a baseless.
	And by the way, the other funny part about this is it's not baseless, which Donald Trump Jr. responds to in 4.3.
	Look, just pause.
	Don't show it yet.
	The New York Times is right.
	There's nothing creepy at all about how Joe Biden interacts with the kids in this four-plus minute long video.
	All the touching and hair sniffing is totally appropriate and 100% normal.
	Everyone does it.
	I'm a bad person for mocking him and thinking it's disgusting.
	Now, let's go full screen on this.
	Keep me in it, though, because I really, it's, you got to really, look at that.
	Kid has creeped out.
	I love watching these videos.
	We covered it when it happened, but I love watching the videos because you watch the mothers and you see their like instincts.
	Like, look at that woman.
	She's like, all right, get away from my daughter.
	Got some.
	It's all right.
	Yeah.
	Okay, that get the mama bear.
	Where's daddy bear, by the way?
	You don't sniff my fucking daughter.
	Okay.
	What's he saying?
	You being a good girl, right?
	You're a good girl.
	Look at this.
	Oh, I love holding him.
	Look at that.
	Look at her silk.
	What the hell?
	Oh, it's so silky smooth.
	Oh, God.
	Her skin is so soft.
	They're so pure at this age.
	Can I run with chest alone?
	Bears get eyes.
	What did he say?
	Can I have a kiss alone?
	Can I have a kiss alone?
	Take me out of this.
	Can I line with chest alone?
	Bears get out.
	He sure did.
	What?
	I don't remember that one.
	Hey, I noticed you're there with your daughter.
	Can I go alone in another room and kiss her?
	Do you want to get stabbed?
	I don't think I would fight someone who did that.
	I think I'd just start eating their face.
	I would jump on them, strangle them, and just start taking off strips.
	Can I have your daughter alone to kiss, please?
	You could have me alone if she's 35 and you've been courting her for two years.
	Yeah, sure.
	Can I do with Jesse Wood?
	Very good.
	Oh!
	Oh!
	Look how...
	And look, she does this awkward laugh.
	It's the most inappropriate joke.
	Look, how old is she?
	Wait.
	Why is she staying alone?
	Why is the father allowing this?
	Maybe he's been in politics so long he doesn't expect cameras to be there or something?
	Yeah, maybe this is what it was like in the 70s.
	You could just molest kids and no one did anything.
	Get out of there.
	Look, he has like seven smells in a row.
	You didn't get enough in your first dose?
	Oh, I want to pull this one closer to you.
	It's like a peppermill.
	It doesn't stop until you say when.
	Can I interest you in some kid sniffing?
	Say when.
	Okay, fuck.
	That's enough.
	That's good.
	Can you just get your hand off my daughter's waist?
	Oh my god.
	She's looking at it.
	I've never, I don't think I've ever touched anyone else's kids in anything but like a fist pump and a high five.
	Imagine doing one of these.
	Imagine it would occur to you to slip your hand around the waist of a 12-year-old.
	My God.
	Look at that.
	He gets you the fuck out of there.
	What was that?
	I think he had just been touching her hair.
	Remember what I told you last time I'm talking about.
	Adopted granddaughter?
	What's he doing now?
	I want to fuck you so much.
	No, not smile.
	No date to your 30.
	All right.
	Yes.
	Oh my.
	Wouldn't it be funny if we got audio leaked and every time he was saying, I want to fuck you so fucking bad.
	Holy shit, I want to see your ass.
	That hand should be nowhere near there.
	Like, I just can't get my brain.
	I'm sorry, we've already got over this, but we're stuck in the void of it now.
	I just can't see my brain.
	Like, it would never occur to me.
	What's the difference between that and when I hug my 13-year-old daughter, I go, like, you don't, even if you did that to your wife, she'd probably go, all right, Mr. Frisky, relax.
	The kids are here.
	I swear to God, I'm going to do this when I get home.
	I'm going to put my arm around my wife's waist, and she's going to say something like, not right now, will you?
	She's not going to go, hi, honey.
	It's a sexual touch.
	What's the difference between that and this?
	This is how you put your arm around a kid.
	Hi, buddy.
	Oh, I remember this dude.
	I can't have one?
	Even if I say and whisper in your ear that Allison gets away.
	What's the difference?
	Actually, Joe got closer.
	He would sniff the hair.
	Well, I guess we can't win the show then.
	If I don't get a hug and a kiss, somebody said dirty old man.
	You dirty old man.
	You dirty fucking room.
	So that's why I said we're winning.
	Elon Musk, Kanye, Kardashians, Joe Rogan, they didn't come over to us because they like us better.
	They came up because you shat on the walls of your house.
	You made the left a disgusting, debasing, perverted, horrible place to be.
	Yep, that's it.
	More than that, too.
	And the fact that big tech censorship is about to get slammed, like Trump asked, he said, I tweeted the president, right?
	Did we do that?
	And censored.tv.
	Oh, here's another thing I forgot to say.
	You got your Twitter back.
	Did you get your Facebook back?
	No.
	I didn't check.
	You got your Twitter back and you got your, and censored.tv got their Twitter back.
	Yeah, I wonder about the Instagram's.
	And you can now, can't you DM our name now?
	That's what I thought.
	But then the person, here's what's weird.
	Yes, it worked once, and then I said, did you do anything special?
	He said, nope.
	And he types it again.
	Didn't work the second time.
	Trying to make us go crazy.
	Maybe it's good for one, so that way people can test it and be like, oh, it does work.
	And then it doesn't.
	But that's a complex algorithm.
	I don't think they did that.
	That's weird.
	You want to show the tweet?
	So people, it would be nice if people could.
	Yeah, keep retweeting this tweet.
	Show the time and the guy doing it so they know.
	Since we're too late.
	But yeah.
	Donald Trump said, I've had enough of this big tech censorship shit.
	I'm making it sound cool.
	Just send me an example of someone getting fucked over.
	And I've got to be at the top of that list.
	Laura Loomer, Milo, me.
	Who else is the most banned in the world?
	Crowdboys.
	Alex Jones, of course.
	I put a typo in this, and you guys didn't catch it.
	I don't think anybody.
	His new site, censored.tv, and you aren't allowed to type it out on social media.
	He has a new site.
	His new site.
	Anyway, let's forward the typo.
	Or there's an S missing.
	You know, his new site, censored.tv, and.
	I hate typos.
	All right, so that was a hell of a show.
	We covered a lot of stuff.
	We covered winning.
	We covered the coronavirus.
	We covered ObamaGate.
	I reluctantly encourage you to watch Glenn Beck's total and utter unboxing of ObamaGate.
	But you'd have to sign up for Blaze, so maybe not.
	But there's a lot of layers to that onion.
	It's not just the unmasking Flynn.
	It's Obama saying, I don't care what the law is.
	I want Trump taken down.
	I want everyone around him thrown in jail.
	And I want you to record them, which was what Watergate was.
	So this is bigger than Watergate.
	We'll see if heads roll.
	They should.
	All right, let's go to the B, the B bag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	What does the B mean?
	Let's go to the B. Oh, B isn't just bag?
	The bag.
	Okay.
	I don't really have the shoulders to carry off Fred Perry.
	Especially, my body is over.
	I can't wear dress shirts anymore.
	They don't fit.
	I'm so fucking fat.
	My suits, I can't put my pants on anymore, so I can't wear suits.
	My arms are just two strings.
	Look at my pathetic muscles.
	I just have Grover arms and I have Grover's body.
	This is like, not that you're a hot chick, but this is like a hot chick trying to say that she's like, I'm gross, my hair looks, you know.
	You don't look anything like remarkably.
	I had a trainer there for a while.
	I was becoming ripped.
	I asked him, I said, can you come to my house?
	And he goes, yeah, like $150.
	Pardon me moi?
	So you should have, you should, I used to go to him $25 at my gym three times, twice A week.
	So I'd box, trainer, box, trainer, box.
	So I was working out five times a day, and I was getting little like peck things.
	Yeah, the Hugh Jackmans.
	Yeah.
	Because nobody else has those, so that's what they're called.
	Salud, Gavin, P. Ryan.
	What is P. Ryan?
	This is from Will.
	Someone writing or calling into the show once mentioned a guy named Jack Donovan who wrote The Way of Men and a few other books.
	They are awesome.
	I highly recommend them, especially to a fucking loser piece of shit who lives in the fag zone like Ry Guy.
	Okay.
	I may have added a few adjectives in there.
	I'm reading that.
	Anyways, Donovan is often painted as a neo-Nazi, fascist, etc., but also happens to be a homosexual.
	He doesn't like the term gay, which he finds to be wrapped up in political affairs.
	So he created a new term, Androphile, to describe men that love manliness.
	Yes, that includes a dick in the butt from time to time, but for some reason, I don't think that's such a thing as foreign in the fag zone.
	Besides, the Spartans did it, right?
	Is he encouraging me to fuck men in the butt?
	I think Androphile best describes Gavin's tendencies.
	No, we're not having butt fucking included in my tendencies.
	Sorry.
	I don't care if you do it, but it's not part of our agenda.
	Anyway, Gavin, have you been able to check out Reddit censored TV?
	After your sub was banned a few weeks ago, I found this one on Reddit.
	Only had 200 subscribers.
	But since then, it's up to 900.
	I just wanted to make you aware that, yeah, I think they're already trying to shut it down.
	No way.
	Because it's spreading misinformation.
	That's the new thing.
	You should show it, though.
	If everyone who's watching this show should watch, should go to the Gavin Reddit.
	They've been putting my notes up there.
	R slash censored TV.
	Yeah.
	That's the right one, right?
	Is there more than one?
	889 membes.
	Yeah.
	Is there another one?
	Because you said 200.
	No, he said it started at 200 and it's up to 800 now.
	Listen.
	How could it start at 200?
	Exactly.
	There's memes about it.
	If I contribute to these, it's giving me a platform and it always gets shut down.
	It's the equipment I have lives.
	I was doing something else.
	I'm going back to the fact zone.
	You can never take it again.
	That's really good.
	But inaccurate.
	Hernan Herandez wants us to go to some fucking episode of The Sopranos to find a drop.
	Fuck you.
	This is Hervey.
	Is it acceptable for a man to cry at his wedding?
	I keep seeing videos of men blawing their eyes out when they see their bride.
	It's almost disgusting me.
	However, I've never been married, so I don't know the feeling.
	No.
	It is totally unacceptable to cry at a wedding.
	Men can only cry watching war movies.
	And even then, it has to be one of these cries.
	Does Independence Day count?
	Yes.
	I cry at a lot of stuff.
	Elf made me cry when they get enough Christmas spirit.
	That's a war movie?
	Yeah, it's a war on Christmas.
	Or School of Rock.
	That's hilarious.
	That made me cry when they banded.
	Anytime a group of people band together.
	They literally band together.
	You know what I almost cried in the final video?
	Well, might as well just show it now.
	This is with you.
	Is this the part that you're doing?
	4-4.
	Hello, you've got a bass.
	4-4.
	And you'll find when you get older, you cry a lot more.
	Like long-distance commercial.
	Yeah.
	I cry all the time.
	God help me if a fucking Marine surprises his crippled son.
	Holy shit.
	I could put out a fire.
	These just become hoses.
	But this almost made me cry.
	I just felt so bad for this woman.
	What's happening?
	Turbulence?
	Yes, dumbass.
	Are you blind?
	What do you think is happening?
	The plane's dancing?
	So she's just praying, praying.
	She's drenched.
	Why were they serving drinks when there was such brutal turbulence?
	Every flight I'm on, the second there's any sign of anything, the drink thing is away, which hurts my feelings.
	But go back.
	I felt, you know that sting you get on your nose?
	I just felt her fear.
	And then, here's another dumb emotion I had.
	I thought, I'm a wonderful person.
	Because you care about it.
	But I have so much empathy.
	And then I realized, no, I'm just weak because I'm so hungover.
	Look at her just praying.
	I never really got the praying in the playing thing.
	Like, God was going to crash it, and he's like, he hears a bunch of prayers and he goes, all right, all right, fuck it, fuck it.
	You're back up.
	I prayed in my dream when that was crashing.
	So you might want to know how to not cry because it is a very emotional time.
	And if she's, and you're so like, sometimes if I'm giving my wife a toast on Mother's Day or something, I talk about what a great mother she is.
	I can feel myself tearing up and similar emotions at your wedding.
	This is what you do.
	You put your hands behind your back and hold them like you're standing like you're getting arrested or something.
	You hold your arms like this and you just think of like badass shit, like 1980s hardcore and fighting and dude shit.
	And you act like you're about to get tased.
	So you're just like, do not, she can blubber, but do not fucking cry at your wedding.
	A lot of them, including my fiancé, say they want their doom to cry at the wedding.
	No, here's another thing I'm against.
	Getting down on one knee.
	That sets a bad precedent.
	My wife got my proposal when I was standing up, because that's how our marriage is going to be.
	Me standing up.
	Quick example and then he sends an example So So gay.
	Oh, he's blubbering.
	No man can ever do this.
	Is he wearing a polo?
	Oh my God, he's jiggling.
	Look, she's kind of like, wow, you're really crying hard.
	She is unattractive.
	She's not attractive.
	Look at his tits.
	Look at his tits, yes.
	He's jiggling.
	That's a lot of corsets.
	Jiggling, baby.
	Okay, honey, that's enough.
	Look at her.
	Alrighty, let's wrap it up.
	Let's dry it up a bit.
	I put some tampons In your eyes, it's okay.
	All right, that's embarrassing.
	You're ruining me.
	I think maybe let's maybe get married later tomorrow or something.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Keep a repentant heart and true faith in Christ during these times, brothers.
	Yeah, John's dad made me a proud boy's rosary.
	Who that?
	Oh, John's dad.
	He said, and then I said, maybe we should sell them on the site.
	Hmm.
	Maybe.
	Would people buy them?
	I would.
	Oh, they would if the money was going to John and Max.
	Okay, what's up, Gavin?
	Buy Rye.
	At a board of my Google Chinese asshole.
	And four links from the top was an article from The Onion dated from 2010 with a headline that reads, China to overtake U.S. as world's biggest asshole by 2020.
	Wow, pretty funny.
	I like you more than my new sunglasses.
	Once again, Chinese asshole.
	By the way, we're not even scratching the surface of this fucking mailbag.
	I got to get a better system.
	Ben Jakes, how much do you want to bet this bitch waited too long to have kids and decided being a cunt was more important than being a mother?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	That's another division of Karen's is the childless ones who have never had kids and then the ones suffering from empty nest and lashing out.
	Maybe I got to dig a little deeper than just anti-male sexism, aka misandry.
	I got the same mask.
	Mask on.
	Everybody is here.
	Oh my God, not one person with a mask on.
	Everybody is here.
	And nobody.
	Yeah, oh my God, that's what I'm saying.
	Oh my God.
	Look at all those people.
	There's like 20.
	What the heck?
	What are we doing today, people?
	Hi, I'm Rebecca Bran, and I'm flipping out because Governor Newsom announced that this Friday we are no longer going to be on total lockdown.
	We're opening back up.
	I'm flipping out because people haven't been wearing masks and this is going to be even more loosey-goosey than ever before.
	I think it's all going to go down to the city.
	I couldn't imagine living in a world that's loosey-goosey.
	...social distancing, and our hospital numbers were low, even in my little town of Santa Barbara, California...
	And we have about 15 always on a ventilator with about 50 to 35 in the hospital at any one time with COVID.
	But as people start mingling more, doing more, getting on the street, bars.
	God damn it.
	Let's see if she's childless.
	At least she's giving teenagers shit.
	I saw this quote on next door, and it was a woman like this, and she said, I see that this problem is particularly, this sort of got me on the theory.
	I see that this problem is particularly bad with middle-aged men jogging in parks.
	And then she used the word expectorating.
	Right?
	Is that the right word?
	Expectorating?
	Now, that means to eject from the mouth, spit, to cough up, eject by spitting.
	But do you hear the tone there?
	I see these men expectorating.
	Do you smell the disdain in there?
	Like a biological term, like we're animals?
	Yeah, it's just so vitriolic.
	Oops.
	Do we want to see the rest of that video?
	No.
	I just want to see.
	Click on her thing.
	See if she says mom.
	I see.
	Hi, Rebecca.
	Let's tweet.
	No talk about being a mom.
	Here, click on her website.
	You know, she would have kids all over that mo.
	It was.
	They love saying they're a mom when they're a mom.
	Oh, they love saying that they're business.
	I'm an entrepreneur.
	She's a freaking YouTuber.
	Let's see.
	I'm going to search the word kids.
	I'm going to search the word mom.
	I'm going to search the word parenthood.
	Nothing.
	Yeah.
	There's a lot of words on here, too.
	She was a great piece of ass for someone, a rich guy.
	He said he's going to leave his wife soon and he marry her.
	And then he just looked at his kids and his wife and he thought, it's cheaper to keep her.
	And he dumped Rebecca.
	And now Rebecca's wandering the streets, bitching at people.
	Wandering the streets.
	Yeah, really.
	Oh, no.
	She might be Queen Karen.
	You posted that?
	That looks like a jump scare.
	Hi, I'm Rebecca Brand, and it's Carnot in Santa Barbara, California tonight.
	Come with me as we go cruising.
	Buddy brought me a car before he dumped me.
	I like her better with the mask.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	What a lost soul.
	But I don't feel sympathy anymore.
	It's just like that fake rapist editor Antifa guy.
	Fuck you, you stupid bitch.
	You pushed all that feminism and entrepreneur stuff until you became an old hag spinster.
	You rejected our traditionalism?
	Go fuck yourself.
	Here we got this.
	I found this.
	This is.
	Why did you bother digging that up?
	Listen quick.
	Oh, no sound.
	Here we go.
	We're 317.
	This is some guy named Hector who made us go on a hunt.
	And ultimately, of his entire life.
	This sounds very gay.
	I hope you're not saying that.
	No.
	I like it.
	Okay.
	This sounds very gay.
	You have hurt me today.
	Hey, G-Man, I'm a few episodes behind that I'm catching up, so apologies if I already covered this, but your positive thinking sketch that Ryan couldn't find when you were thinking about using disabled people in comedy was on spina bifida, not multiple sclerosis.
	Yes, we already cleared that up.
	Thank you very much.
	This is from Alex.
	Hey guys, I've sent this in before.
	I know you guys have been backed up with a mailbag.
	Don't want to spam you guys, but I really wanted you to get this song played as an opener to the show.
	The song is called Make It All Last Night by Radmobile.
	Why would I do that?
	Seems pretty gay.
	From New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin Ginnis.
	That sucks, dude.
	The only good news is Ryan might like your music because he likes shitty music.
	That wasn't bad.
	SG, dress your age.
	Hey, G. Doddington and Fagboy.
	I was watching your How to Dress Your Age video on YouTube and wanted to know if that chick you teach how to dress properly is a model or something.
	I to dress your age, Gavin.
	I think I remember who this is.
	I think she got Harvey Weinsteined.
	Yeah, I remember her.
	The thing I like about her is she's got huge buck teeth.
	So she was an intern at Rooster.
	And she said, hey, I want to intern for her.
	And she was my intern.
	She took pictures for street boners, which was what do's and don'ts is.
	She said, hey, I want to work for you.
	And then she sent nudes, which I thought was funny.
	And I had her on the show to discuss Harvey Weinstein when that was big because he tried to molest her a bunch of times.
	And I said, hey, when you worked at Rooster, you sent a nude picture, blah, blah, blah.
	And she goes, fuck you, and just hangs up.
	And I hadn't started recording yet.
	And that's when Harvey Weinstein chicks were not talking.
	It was the very beginning of the Weinstein thing.
	And Chelsea Skidmore, that's her name.
	And she does comedy now.
	God, she's a smoker.
	But don't you love her huge buck teeth?
	That's when chicks are really hot, when they have something wrong with them.
	Don't you know two women that were Weinstein then too?
	Her and what?
	Oh, wow, she's getting older.
	This was a long time ago.
	Not Chloe 70, right?
	She's a perfect amount of imperfect.
	I think she, and then, so I called her back.
	I was like, please come on the show.
	Just radio silence.
	And then I think she contacted me like six months later and said, can you be a guest on my thing?
	And I was like, fuck you.
	So.
	Curtis.
	Again, I've got a problem.
	White conservative dude, I'm super into black chicks.
	That's not the problem.
	The problem is that they are all liberals.
	I've had three or four failed relationship attempts in the past couple years where I thought it was going well, and then they threw me to the curb because I didn't pan it to white guilt or Black Lives Matter or some leftist identitarian nonsense.
	What's your advice for dating liberals?
	I know your wife is a lib and it seems to be going well, but I'm getting tired of getting heartbroken by closed-minded women.
	I generally don't think agreeing on politics is a prerequisite for dating, but do you think that's becoming more the case?
	Thanks.
	We've discussed this before, but the secret to getting liberal chicks is to lie and say good point.
	Then being good at it, if you will.
	And then you can slowly ease them into the truth.
	The truth is like scalding hot water.
	You have to boil the frog, slowly turn it up.
	Like Steve says, did you hear Trump doesn't want people to get tests because it's going to make the number of cases go up?
	This is how you react to that.
	Really?
	What an asshole.
	And then maybe an hour later, you look it up.
	You've already looked it up.
	Oh, you know what?
	I saw it said here that, no, he was saying there's more cases because they're testing more.
	And there's going to be more cases the more they test.
	He was going to keep testing.
	I think it got jumbled up.
	Yeah, and that makes us look really bad when they falsely report stuff like that.
	That's why I like CNN too much because they mess up.
	No, no, but we don't have an us.
	He hasn't told her that he's Trump yet.
	No, I know.
	And then he goes, that same guy goes, oh, fuck, China was doing that, though.
	They were killing people who had the disease to keep their numbers down.
	In fact, something like 2.5 million cell phones just vanished from their tower systems because we can quantify that.
	Isn't that weird?
	Or maybe you can do little doses like, oh, I don't know if it's as simple as that.
	Like when they say Trump's a white supremacist.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	I don't really know what that is.
	I mean, every time I hear about a white supremacist, like say Jared Taylor, he tends to say Asians have higher IQs.
	So most white supremacists, when I look them up, they seem to be Asian supremacists.
	I don't know.
	Whatever.
	And you can slowly get them.
	And here's another trick.
	And it's not really a trick.
	I'm telling you how to slowly parse out the truth.
	You say things like, open borders just make rich whites richer in Mexico and America.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	And throw them a bone, like that, the guy in Mississippi, bonafide hate crime.
	So when they say Trayvon, you go, actually, no, he was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman.
	But here is a good one.
	This guy, Craig Jackson, whatever his name was, in Mississippi, that was bona fide.
	And then when they bring in like, you know, Eric Garner, you can say, yeah, that one wasn't as simple, but that cop should have been able to talk him out of it.
	You know what I mean?
	Don't say Black Lives Matter is bullshit.
	That's too true.
	You want the truth?
	You can't handle the truth.
	But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
	So essentially, don't be too honest.
	She asks you if she looks fat in that dress.
	Say no.
	They also add that there's a funny vocal ad on Werewolves of London at this time mark.
	Oh, zip.
	He said zip.
	We've called those, what are they called?
	Song garnishes?
	All right, we're done.
	That was a long app, but I haven't seen you since Thursday.
	Shit went down.
	Things are looking very good.
	America's had enough of the lockdown.
	It's not just Proud Boys protesting these closures.
	Wait, is the video gone?
	Yeah, I'm trying to see if there's a mirror.
	This is it, right?
	No, it's a shark.
	Well, it says shark.
	Oh, there we go.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So I think the general consensus outside of these annoying fucking dumb bitch Karens is let's get back to work.
	Old people, buy or beware.
	Fat people probably shouldn't do much, but the rest of us have had enough.
	And now they're pissed at the DNC.
	So this has accidentally led to a redding of American states.
	The Bay Area just went red.
	The Bay is San Francisco.
	Some people are saying that's why Elon Musk said take the red pill because he saw that pattern in Silicon Valley.
	So once again, these assholes ruined it for themselves.
	That dumbass Antifa editor dug his own grave.
	They're being hoisted on their own petard.
	But let's end with the final video.
	I was talking to my eldest boy the other day, and my dad has said, kill me if I can't wipe my own ass.
	That's his parameter.
	And I said, no, I can get someone to wipe my ass.
	Kill me if I don't know who my kids are.
	If I'm so senile that I'm like, hello there, young man, what are you doing here?
	Do you work here?
	No, dad, it's me.
	So if it ever gets to that, and so my son goes, how do you want me to kill you?
	If it gets to that, how should I do it?
	And I said, I want to be in a giant overground pool.
	Oh, no, this is what we're going to do.
	We're going to go to SeaWorld and say, we have a guy who's a shark expert.
	And he, you know how you, you can, what are you laughing at?
	I see where this is going.
	He's a shark expert.
	And you know how you can make orcas do tricks and you can stand on a dolphin or whatever?
	He does this with a great white killer shark or maybe a tiger shark.
	I think tigers are more aggressive than great whites.
	Tiger shark.
	But that's a lie.
	So you sell tickets to see the great shark training.
	But I'm not sure how many people you can tell this because you don't want any snitches.
	But what it really is, is watch a live killing.
	You can't tell SeaWorld that.
	And you rent out SeaWorld for like 50 grand and you charge the tickets are like a thousand bucks.
	Right?
	So you'll make hundreds of thousands.
	And the really expensive seats, the $1,500 seats are actually down what you're seeing in the tank.
	Right?
	But you can't tell SeaWorld.
	It's probably illegal.
	And they're going to have to clean up all the blood.
	So we get the tiger shark nice and hungry, and we give me a small knife.
	Nothing fancy, just like a leatherman type knife.
	Not a big Ramble thing.
	This long.
	And it's me versus the shark.
	I like it.
	Now, I thought, I might get a few stabs in, maybe one eye, but he's going to rape me here.
	I'll bleed to death, whatever.
	But then I saw this video, and this guy seems to win.
	So that's going to piss off my guest, and I'm still going to be alive.
	Oh, no, I'll be a senile old man.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to be like, why is the fish so mad?
	I probably will have forgotten about this plan.
	Holy shit.
	I'm going to be so senile.
	You won't be able to, I won't be part of this.
	Yeah, they'll have to hoist you.
	So he's going to have to lie to me and say, you're a shark trainer.
	I am?
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, you work with sharks.
	You do tricks with them.
	Oh, geez.
	Have I been doing that in my whole life?
	Am I a marine biologist?
	Yes, dad.
	You get so old you're in the 40s?
	What's the knife about?
	Oh, one in a billion chance, just like people who work with tigers, that they get mad and they might just nip you or something.
	If that happens, they've got very thick skin.
	You just poke them with the knife.
	Remember you always say, get fired, get eaten?
	I don't know.
	That tiger shock looks pretty mad.
	He's your best friend, Dad.
	That's Ribbons.
	Okay.
	Hey, Ribbons just tore off a piece of my leg.
	Well, get him back, Dad.
	Come on.
	Is that a nickname for what he's cutting me into?
	Ribbons for Pete's creeps?
	Yes.
	And then you get a burial at Sea World.
	You know, it's like a built-in funeral.
	Yeah, like Osama bin Laden.
	Why are all your guests wearing black?
	Yeah, why are...
	And it's just like bikers, mentally ill people, fucking scary dudes with like neck tattoos that are here for the live killing.
	with popcorn and a boner.
	laughter laughter laughter Ha ha ha ha.
	God, I'm doing the popcorn trick to myself.
	Just fucking.
	Whoa, what are you about at the middle, man?
	What am I doing here?
	Ah, there's cum on my popcorn.
	But then anyway, I saw this guy, and I'm worried I might win.
	I'm going to want their money back.
	So he gets a swordfish.
	Oh, shit.
	But it's bleeding, and they can smell blood, I think, three miles away.
	I can smell blood from a mile away.
	So then they go, actually, we're going to take that and you.
	What kind of sharks are those?
	Look at this.
	Oh, that's a tuna, bro.
	Oh, is it a tuna?
	Yeah.
	He's trying to grab it and throw it onto the boat, which I think he eventually does.
	But it's bleeding everywhere.
	It's chum.
	You basically are chumming the waters right now.
	Oh, they got a bite there.
	Did it get it?
	Get it?
	Ah, let me tell.
	Yeah, it did.
	And then it drops it.
	Whoa, look at that.
	Damn.
	I would have dropped that swordfish a long fucking time.
	Hey, these fucking sharks want my swordfish.
	No, thank you.
	Like, now you're still, before you get out of the water, you're still, even when you throw it up, you're in bloody water.
	Yeah.
	did you hear him scream There, he stabbed him there.
	Fuck you.
	Oh, shit.
	Did he say fuck you?
	No, I did.
	Oh.
	Fuck you.
	That's a good stab.
	I've always said that whole, I think, where they go, if a shark attacks you, you're supposed to punch it in the nose.
	It disorients you.
	And I'm like, try to punch anything in water.
	And now see how effective of a brawler you are when you're shitting your fucking pants because the apex predator wants to rip your head off and has done so.
	Hopefully the shit coming out of your ass like totally balances out the blood.
	And they're like, what the fuck is this?
	I'm a shark, not a monster.
	Seems like you have pretty good odds against him.
	Didn't just stab himself?
	What was that?
	Yeah, what was that?
	I don't know.
	Maybe he's freaking out somebody.
	He's like, oh, no, that leg's trying to get me.
	What's this?
	No, he's stabbing the tuna.
	Oh.
	Stop it wriggling somewhere.
	Sure didn't look like it.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	This is how it works.
	You yawn until you love.
	You love until you're done.
	You try until you can.
	You laugh until you cry.
	You cry until you laugh.
	And everyone must breathe until they're dying breath.

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