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May 8, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #46 | BOURBON & SOCKS

The CUT asks, “Are you racist?” and white people trip over themselves to take the blame. Then, we accuse Seinfeld of ripping off Maniscalco and give away free booze.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lot, 7 minutes.
That's the song we play, because we can't play normal songs, because this is a...
This ends up on YouTube.
But don't down.
Yeah!
Did I type out the fucking ads?
Chapelo, chapelo, tout sait bien qu'il fera pas chaud.
Attention, chapelo, on sait pas, va pas boire de l'eau.
I forgot that song.
We wrote that tree planting one year.
We were up in Chapolo, Quebec.
And we wrote a song about Chapolo that went, Chapolo, Chapolo, you know it's gonna be hot.
Chapolo, Chapolo, we're not going there to drink water.
Because we would get, tree planting, we'd get one day off every ten days.
And we would fucking give her.
But, uh, the problem is, um, you would be taking, uh, you'd be being bitten by bugs.
So your blood was very thin.
Or was it thick?
Yeah, your blood was thick.
To coagulate more.
I can't remember which one it is, to be quite honest.
But it makes you much more tolerant of alcohol.
See, we couldn't get wasted.
You'd have to chug a Mickey in the school bus on the way into town from the campsite, and then just pound beers all night.
You'd be lucky to get a buzz.
Lucky!
This is Bourbon and Sock Month.
All month.
We're getting some of that America bourbon.
May is Bourbon and Sock Month.
It's sponsored by Merica Bourbon and Heshy Socks.
We got the socks, we're getting the bourbon.
Every Thursday this month, we're giving a bottle of Merica Bourbon to callers 1 and 2.
That happens, of course, behind the paywall.
And get a shot glass and stuff and bring the open one.
Come on, guy!
And we're also giving away two sets of Heshy Socks to callers one and two.
Call in when.
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Thank you, Mericabourbon and Heshy Socks.
And you should... No, now take this one away.
I guess I can just put it down.
But, uh...
I was thinking on the way over here, the second, like I saw my optometrist today, and I see him as a, he's sympathetic, let's just say, to my political beliefs when it comes to the old Magaroonskis.
And I'm like, alright, well, that's my optometrist for the rest of my life.
You know what I mean?
So, if you're gonna buy bourbon, you should buy America.
If you're gonna buy beer, you should buy Budweiser.
If you're gonna buy socks, you should buy Heshey.
Because you know that these people are like-minded, so why support anyone else?
I know I drink Makers, too, but... Okay, if you want a slightly less sweet, more scotchy vibe, and you think Maker's Mark smells like cotton candy sometimes, America is for you.
And I actually wrote a song about them coming up the stairs to the studio.
Technically down the stairs.
Wanna hear it?
Why don't you get your guitar?
I got a lotta errands for you today.
I went into my wife's jewelry, I've been drinking all day, I went into my wife's jewelry box, cabinet area, and I invaded her turquoise collection.
You have no idea how dead I would be if she saw this.
This shit is worth like tens of thousands of dollars.
This is made by Indians, this is some sort of antique thing that should be in the American Indian Museum.
I would be murdered if she knew I had this.
This is like her diamond necklaces.
But I'm gonna sneak it back and nobody will know!
It's all for a good, well-thought-out bit, though, right?
Nope.
I just was in her bathroom, which I'm not allowed in, and I was like, I'm gonna fucking take some shit while I'm here.
You think she doesn't allow you in there because you will just... No, actually, I shouldn't say that.
It's not like I'm not allowed in.
I could take a dump there if I want, but the secret to a good marriage is to keep shit smells away from each other.
That's how you make a marriage last.
And also not to hear each other fart.
Ever.
So what about bed, Gavin?
You make your fingers like a parrot beak, you go right up to the anal lips, you open them up, and... Breathe out.
Even if she's asleep.
Oh yeah, I have COVID.
Just like Chris Cuomo.
By the way, I was thinking of Chris Cuomo the other day.
He said he had COVID, right?
Just say you have it.
And then he said, I've been cleared.
I'm totally free of COVID.
The CDC tested me.
Of course, he gets the top test, right?
I think he really did go get tested.
He pretended he had it.
Did this sort of Christ coming out of the cave thing, even though we already saw him in the Hampshires.
And then he actually literally did get a test and say, do I have it anymore?
And they go, no, you don't have it.
Oh good, I beat it then.
And they go, I don't know if you ever had it.
I never.
No, I had it.
Oh, I had it bad.
I got it bad.
And that ain't good.
I'm washing America down.
Oh, I have another theory, by the way.
We don't talk about COVID on this show, but occasionally we glance across it.
I have another theory.
Some, uh, fire, FDMI dude who has to go examine everyone who dies and tell everyone else how they died, including guys on the force, and he said, weirdest thing, it seems like people who are totally out of shape, fat pigs, smokers, they die.
And old people, obviously.
But then super-duper fit guys also seem to die almost as regularly.
It's the sort of middle-of-the-road schlubs Like me, that seem immune.
I was like, huh, that's funny.
Took me about six hours.
And then I went... Inject chlorine.
Take medical advice from me.
Maybe it's because middle-of-the-road guys like me drink, occasionally do drugs, smoke pot, smoke cigarettes.
We put shit into our bodies.
Drink coffee a lot in the morning.
We pollute ourselves.
John Joseph of the Cro-Mags doesn't doesn't do a bump or grab a piece of Adderall or chug a bottle of bourbon ever.
John Joseph Cro-Mag is more vulnerable than me.
That is my theory, and I'm drinking to it.
All right, here's a song I wrote about America Bourbon.
You ready?
How do we know our timing?
Two, three, and... And I'm moving from the burbs this... Wait, we gotta get in sync here.
And I'm moving from the burbs this time tomorrow.
So what's the beat?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Three.
Four.
You gotta start in that composition.
Okay, ready?
Okay.
Two, three, four.
Cause I'm moving from the burbs this time tomorrow.
I'll be leaving in the past this fucking town.
And I'm going back in time to see my brothers.
We'll be drinking all this whiskey safe and sound.
Whee!
And that, the beauty of that is you can keep working it.
And you gotta ask yourself to know what you're doing when you're moving in the past all fading now.
You brought, you made me bring this here for that.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
I'll stand by that.
Are we gonna keep doing it?
Isn't it cute how this piece of turquoise looks like a little...
You don't think that's worth it?
I wrote a song about one of our sponsors?
I think that's pretty fucking amazing.
And it's a good jam!
In fact, I have to admit, in the back of my mind while I was singing that, I thought, they're probably going to want to do like a video of this and maybe ask me for the rights?
Maybe have a band record it or something?
Or maybe I could record it?
This is a jam.
I was in the East Village today.
It's funny how we can't say where our office is in Manhattan because people want to kill us.
I can't have my kids on the show.
I can't have my wife on the show.
Because why?
Am I Jeffrey Dahmer?
OJ Simpson chopped a woman's head off and he's on social media giving his football picks.
What did I do?
Agree with the president?
Sorry.
Won't happen again.
This should hang about here, I think.
Anyway, people seem to enjoy the last look at New York City, what we did a couple weeks ago.
Let's tune in.
It hasn't really changed.
It's still deserted, but I don't go to St.
Mark's Place much, and St.
Mark's was fucking as empty.
It is the emptiest I've ever seen it.
Well, obviously it's the emptiest I've ever seen it, but it looks emptier than Times Square.
I mean, there's still traffic.
There's still areas that look kind of busy, not very, but sort of.
But St.
Mark's, I'm used to just sort of shoulder to shoulder.
It's like the Chinatown of hipsters.
And let's look at it now.
Yo, here we are on St.
Mark's Place.
There's a lot of parking here.
Normally, this place would be packed.
St.
Mark's is like a shopping mall, usually.
But now we got people doing birthdays and stuff.
And this used to be a cool place to get poutine.
You know, like the Montreal di- What does that mean, people doing birthdays and stuff?
You said it.
I know, I don't understand it.
People celebrating their birthday there, perhaps.
Okay.
What the fuck, a block blew up.
Drea de Mateo lived there.
Remember from The Sopranos?
Every time we saw her on the street, we'd always yell, tell Tony!
Meaning like, you know, tell her that, tell Tony that the feds got ya.
Or you're gonna get killed.
She ended up getting killed.
But yeah, around here, these fuckers will use illegal, like, Russians to do important construction, including gas.
So these fuckhead Polacks just fuckin' rigged up somethin' there.
And, uh, it caught a match and blew up.
The whole block was gone.
Not the whole block, but this whole area was toast.
Uh-oh.
There's the 5-0.
Tuesday, Friday.
Yeah, I'm good.
I was checking the signs, you see.
I don't understand the birthdays quote.
Do birthdays, they're like birthday celebrations.
I guess karaoke places?
But yeah, you remember that?
That was, what, about three years ago?
Four years ago?
That part of, uh, where are we now?
2nd Avenue and St.
Mark's Down?
Just... was gone.
And what these fucking Russians do is, they take bids, right?
I'll say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't need to charge this.
So expensive other places.
Well, I can do this.
No problem.
So they get the deposit.
They look it up on YouTube.
Ask a few people what to do.
Then they go buy the equipment with the deposit and then work on your house, which is OK if it's a wood floor.
But they do this for the gas and some fucking illegal.
And you can make fun of them because they're white.
Some white illegals rigged up some bullshit gas thing.
Uh, on that part of the East Village, and blew up like a major, major part.
Half of a city block was gone.
Anyway, I'm getting new glasses.
Because I broke these.
You can't see this, but they have glue in the middle.
Gorilla glue, and I'm on my third coating of gorilla glue.
And you know how much this costs?
I have a guy, so he gets me a deal.
But this, to get trifocal lens, where it's like long distance, nothing, reading on the bottom, $650.
Ooh, I was going to guess $400.
And that's ridiculous.
Everything is so fucking expensive.
Even like my trainer from the gym, I go, hey, man, it's been a while.
Do you do house calls?
He goes, yep.
And I go, OK, well, maybe we should set something up, because I'm getting back to the Grover bod.
And he goes, okay, I'll pop by, you're a friend, just fucking $125, whatever, I don't care.
I'm sorry?
$125?
For an hour.
Now, to stay in good shape, he should come by twice.
So that's $250.
That's $1,000 a month.
That's like an okay apartment for a young man.
If he has roommates.
A good apartment for a young man if he has roommates.
Now I got roommates?
And isn't that insane for the fucking glasses?
I just brought my bike into the shop.
That's- I guarantee it's gonna be 50 bucks.
Just to replace the tube.
All you have is a flat tire.
Yeah.
I guarantee it's gonna be 50 bucks.
I don't think so.
I think it'll be 20.
I hope.
That would be fair.
When I was your age, we fixed our own bicycles, by the way.
I need- I do need a tube.
I could fix a dang thing, but... No, you just patch it.
And I'm moving from the Burbs this time tomorrow.
I'll be leaving in the past this fucking town.
I was looking at real estate today to move.
The Burbs did not work out, folks.
I feel like the Addams Family in the burbs.
In fact, the Addams Family cartoon appears to be a documentary about my life.
I can do country.
I can do city.
I, the burbs did not work out.
That was a fail.
Kids will have to learn to deal.
I'd show the trailer, but we'd get booted.
We can't show trailers.
We can't do anything.
This is YouTube, my existence on YouTube is sort of like entertainment in an Orwellian era.
And I think this COVID-plandemic has been a dry run for the secret police, for the fascist fucking socialist state.
And I think they like it.
I think they enjoy themselves.
And what disturbs me the most is how much we like it.
Not me, and probably not you, but them.
People are just like, yeah, I'll stay in my home.
I'll rat out my neighbors.
Like fascism should be hard.
It should have some rebellion in it.
You should have to like, Pinochet had to take people and put them in helicopters and throw them off into the ocean.
It should, it should be some, a struggle.
Mugabe, the head of the World Health Organization, Idi Amin, they had to struggle to oppress their people.
We're just like, no, no, I'm fine.
I'll oppress me.
I'll oppress me.
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Should we show another New Yorker or jump to a new news item?
I made a lot of documentaries today in the village.
Let's show another one.
No, no, no.
That's not it.
It's Search and Destroy.
That's it.
How the fuck is Search and Destroy still here after all these years?
You know what's a fun game?
The place next to Search and Destroy looks exactly like it.
Same picture and everything, same shape, same staircase.
Take a picture of the place next to it and send it to your old school New York friends and go, Fuckin' Search and Destroy's gone!
And the veneer-a!
And they will poop in their panties.
Just like my wife would if she knew I had her most expensive jewelry on.
Okay, now you can show the one you were showing before.
It's like we had Japanese dudes who were really into punk rock and collect stuff.
It's been here forever.
Well, Trash in Vaudeville's gone.
So is Jimmy Webb.
Behind me, Trash in Vaudeville used to be like a punk clothing store.
Sort of like Search and Destroy, I guess.
And Jimmy Webb was a seminal part of St.
Mark's Place.
62 years old.
He just died.
And with him, I think St.
Mark's died too.
Oh, Grassroots is gone.
Gee, that guy from Boston seems really sad that, uh, St.
Mark's has changed.
Yeah, that's weird.
Why does he give a shit?
I thought Bostoners hated fucking New York.
He probably had, uh, Stockholm Syndrome, you know, when he's trashing New York because he hates the Yankees.
Now, you're too young to know who Jimmy Webb is.
Yeah.
But if you would walk down St.
Mark's, any time in the past...
30 years?
You would see this weird Guns N' Roses looking dude who was the manager of this old punk store called Trash N' Vaudeville.
Is that him?
Yep.
And he was ageless.
He always looked exactly the same.
Everyone knew Jimmy Webb.
He was sort of like the ambassador of St.
Mark's.
Jimmy Webb, and by the way, no one in the world is capable of this analogy, Jimmy Webb was to St.
Mark's what Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan was to Pakistan.
And from now on, when I say Pakistan, I pronounce it like Latina.
Remember that Vice thing where she was interviewing Enrique and she's like, so you are Cuban.
Do you think that other Latinos are... Just normally speaking, yeah.
Have you ever been to Nicaragua or Guatemala?
There's a guy, Joe Torres, I think his name is, on ABC, and he does the same thing too.
He's like, so we're looking into the Latino community.
And you're like, you're right.
Ah, fuck off.
It's so shitty.
I don't even say Giuseppe.
I say Joe.
This is my friend Carlos.
Hi, Charles.
How are you?
If you have an English translation, I'm saying it.
Also in the news, our boy Jacob Wall was trending.
He allegedly paid someone to say they were raped by Dr. Fauci.
Now, a lot of our nerdiest subscribers are concerned.
They say, why do you have Jacob Wall on your network?
He's a fraud.
Take a step back, folks.
You don't know the big plan.
Things are not as simple as they seem.
Let it play out.
Just be happy that you're in the eye of the storm.
Don't try to understand the storm.
Not yet, at least.
Run through a motherfucker face.
Um... I also want to make fun of Seinfeld for ripping off Maniscalco, but... In front of the paywall, we can't discuss these things.
Hell no.
The secret police will get us.
I think we could get away with this, though.
This Are You Racist video.
I gotta hand it to these guys.
What are they called?
Code?
Cut.
They do these super basic videos with just a white wall.
They probably rent.
They probably don't even own that studio.
They probably rent it, and they pay a thousand bucks a day, and then they probably pay these people a hundred bucks each, and they get at least a million views.
I don't think I know, outside of like Justin Bieber and stuff, I don't think I know of another uploader on YouTube who, and YouTubers don't count, that's not a real thing, who get A million is a baseline.
I remember Anderson Cooper did a YouTube live segment and there was 500 people watching.
40,000 is pretty decent.
40,000, you're in the game.
537, 320, I would just stop unless it's like to show your in-laws, your kids growing up or something.
You're not really doing it.
A million You are part of the elite.
And it's such a simple idea.
They just sort of ask these stupid questions like, are you racist?
And listen to millennials pontificate.
I was like, how can you say that?
Yeah, I'm racist because I'm a white person.
I think all white people are racist.
I time coded it to this because they are so fucking programmed.
Doesn't that sound like a robot?
When Stalin ran Czechoslovakia, he would keep people up for three days if they were on trial and then they would represent themselves and recommend the death penalty for themselves.
Or when we put Basla Nikoli Basla in prison for the Mohammed video, which Hillary alleged started Benghazi, he came out of prison and went, I was, that video was terrible.
It started Benghazi.
Obama and Hillary are so busy.
Why did I waste their time?
I'm a fucking loser.
Thank you for making it just a year, state.
I'm starting to think there's something genetic about people's need to comply when fascism rears its ugly head.
Anyway, this woman, that first woman you saw, is a victim of fascism.
She has been fucking brainwashed.
Look at her.
That's a guy, dude.
I'm talking about the next one.
Oh.
Couldn't tell.
Look at her!
Look at her!
I don't mean her.
The purple hair, that's loaf-hanging fruit.
But I mean, look at her demeanor, her cadence, her tone.
Like, she's positive she's a piece of shit.
I'm racist because I'm a white person.
Dude, that's a video drop.
Okay.
Take notes.
Literally take notes.
Literally is overused.
That was a good example.
It's like my teachers have got me to bark like a dog when they offer a treat.
And the treat is white guilt.
I think all white people are racist.
We have just been put into this system designed to empower our white privilege as a white person.
I am super racist.
I know a lot of people like Shakespeare.
Okay, me too.
That'd be funny if you bond with him.
You're like, hey man, I hate Negroes and I think Jews control the fucking Fed.
And I'm sorry to do a southern accent, but it just, it explains the joke a lot easier.
It detaches your voice.
Yeah, it's sort of like, I always thought it'd be funny if one of these white Rastas was at a party and some Jamaican was new to Brooklyn.
He just got off the plane and he's kind of uncomfortable.
Oh, there's so many batty boys, blood clot.
Everyone got Babylon clothes and then, you know, all the fancy white man.
And then he sees a Rasta at a party.
He's like, yo Rasta!
What the fuck, what go on?
Can you believe there's a woman here menstruating?
Can you believe there's batty boys?
I'm not gonna do the Jamaican accent.
Can you believe there's homosexuals at this party?
Don't you just wanna fuckin' pow pow in the batty boy head?
Me no want that batty boy to have to die!
Meanwhile, the guy is gay.
Uh, I'm actually a gay Rastafarian.
No, you can't be.
The top things with Rastafarians are I love jaw, I love pot, I hate gaze, and menstruation is gross.
Well, you smoked the weed.
Clearly.
Hi, I'm a white guy.
I'm a white man and I'm naturally racist.
That's just like inevitable.
Oh, cool.
It's so hard to find racists here in hipster Williamsburg.
Uh, do you guys want to go to a fag bashing or go burn a cross or... I'm actually burning a cross just right now existing.
Okay, so this is interesting.
This Asian chick.
This is a thing now.
And it's kind of complicated, but Asians have noticed that they're a race, right?
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Yeah.
So they know, they see like this currency in complaining about racism.
So they're like, fucking white people, me too.
And black people, woke, truly woke black people are like, um, yeah, no.
Now, this is where I split with a lot of my friends.
I don't think racism is a thing.
I don't think black, even black people can complain in 2020.
That's a controversial belief.
I'll accept that.
And a lot of people I respect that are smarter than me, like Ann Coulter, says I'm full of shit and says, no, no, no, no.
No one else can complain because they're new.
Like Indians, Mexicans, Asians, they can't jump on the black bandwagon, but the black bandwagon has a point.
Slavery, Jim Crow, blah, blah, blah.
I disagree with her, but let's take her side of it, because it's more mainstream than my view.
Blacks have a point.
No one else does.
Asians make more money.
...than whites.
Asians are more educated than whites.
Asians stay out of jail less than whites.
On every single possible metric you can measure, they do better than whites.
So you're not allowed to jump into the fray and put your arm around a black person and say, we're so sick of this shit, you guys.
Fuck man, you had us drinking out of different fountains, you had us dressed up Sambo and all that shit, we're done.
Anyway, I'm gonna get back in my fucking Audi 5000 and head back to my 2.2 million dollar house.
Meanwhile the black guy's like, what does any of that shit mean?
What is an Audi?
My belly button?
Yeah.
You drive a belly button?
So you're not invited.
Sorry.
Mexicans are poor, mostly, in America, but you're new here.
So you don't get the racism thing.
You came here, often illegally, and now you're saying, this fucking sucks.
No.
Indians and Asians, Lebanese, Japanese, you rate higher on the income, GDP, whatever, the annual income scale, than whites do.
So you're out.
You're not allowed to complain.
I'm going to take Colter's stance just for the sake of argument here, because I'm too radical for YouTube.
Blacks may complain.
They have a background.
Asians?
They could squeeze into the oppressor category.
She's just as brainwashed as that white chick we just showed.
But what's she got now?
Go back.
Yes, I'm a racist.
As a white person, I am super racist.
I know a lot of people like to say, yes, I'm a racist, because that makes them feel like people know that I'm admitting my faults.
But like, I think that's a weird cop out.
Have you experienced racism?
That's a weird cop out.
Yeah, it's a good point for a black to make.
Some fucking rich Japanese who can play the piano with her toes in her sleep and makes 120 grand a year.
She's not invited to this discussion.
This woman is.
Listen to her.
Heck yeah.
I think that's a weird cop out.
Have you experienced racism?
Oh, heck yeah.
I grew up in the South.
I mean, it happens every day, really.
I've been slammed on cop cars.
What did you do?
I was raping a little kid and all of a sudden I was slammed on a cop car.
I was on a non-consensual date.
Someone was screaming rape, rape.
With a future adult.
She punched me in the face, my gun fell on the ground.
I was thrown out of the car.
The whole rape was ruined.
And what happens to that guy?
He just gets to walk around?
Stop ruining rapes!
You know, guns pulled out on me from police officers.
Context please!
Right.
Like that doesn't mean anything without context.
I've had guns pulled out.
What were you doing?
You were just handing a candy cane to your daughter?
I need to know the story.
Followed through a grocery store.
Got made fun of a lot.
Ching chong ling long, all this and that.
Okay, pause, pause.
Ching chong ling long?
If you've been made fun of, you haven't- that's what you have to say?
That's your experience?
Yeah, that's a good point, too.
Like, we just had this black jogger who was assassinated on the street.
Because they thought he robbed someone.
That's, uh, fucking scary.
That's intense.
I don't know the whole story, so I'm gonna, uh, wait to pass judgment.
We'll see what comes out in court, whatever.
But, um, that's got gravitas.
Getting shot, going for a jog, with two men on a pickup truck and a rifle.
You got a point.
Ching Chong Ling Long.
When you're in a group that's more successful than whites, that's exactly the same as me being called a cracker or a white boy.
Exactly the same.
I've heard Ching Chong Ling Long.
That was at the Bronx school by black kids.
Yeah.
That's another minor detail too.
Like all this antisemitism going on in Brooklyn with the Hasids getting attacked.
It's black dudes.
Yeah.
And it was fun.
You liked it?
Whatever.
Well, I would be pissed off because you're not a... You're a nip.
I would say... You should say... No, no, no.
Say, like, Hokosoro Harikari.
Oh, I had no idea.
I believed him.
I was like, I'm a chink.
I don't know what I am.
Oh, really?
You're a kid.
You don't know.
Yeah.
You didn't know the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
No.
I just thought they would do this.
I know what happened.
They called you Ching Chong Ling Long.
Right.
And then you went to your Japanese dad and you said, hey, dad.
Oh.
You're gone.
You are a chink, chink, chink.
Just kidding.
Nothing wrong with that.
No, for real.
You're not a ching chong ching chong.
They would do this and be like, look at your eyes.
And I'd be like, look at our skin.
Your skin is drastically different from mine.
I can't impersonate you at all.
I can't do it.
Yeah, I could do this.
But now I'm the racist.
Oh great, you just got us kicked off of YouTube.
Alright, we are leaving YouTube now.
And getting good at it, if you will.
And being good at it, if you will.
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Why don't you just sign up and try it for a month?
Yeah.
Now I'm e-begging.
Uh, these episodes are the worst it gets.
I have to use sponsors.
I, uh, we don't have green screen.
We can't play the Rolling Stones.
We can't show movies to explain our points.
So we're, we're hamstrung here.
You're seeing the bare bones.
You're seeing basically the, uh, the MTV acoustic set of the show.
Uh, but, uh, What was they talking about?
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And by the way, speaking of new subscribers, we have a new show.
We have Jacob Wall coming up, I think on Sunday, Saturday, with his new episode.
Coppercabs coming out Saturday.
I wonder if he'll be discussing this controversy where he's trending on Twitter and Ilhan Omar!
I showed that, right?
Did we show that tweet?
We showed Jacob Walsh trending.
Did we show Ilhan Omar's tweet?
I don't think so.
Oh, maybe I didn't send it to you.
Whoops.
See if you can dig it up.
Ilhan Omar tweeted out that these people like Jacob Wall will smear you and you can't defend yourself because you're a public figure.
You can't sue them.
And eventually it becomes true in the public eye.
Well, in the case of Ilhan Omar, it is true, bitch.
You married your brother.
I'm not following her.
Weird.
I saw a porn video today where it was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez performing fellatio.
Oh man.
Fellatio Cortez?
Fellatio Cortez.
She obviously wasn't doing it, but dude, it was perfect.
And her voice!
She said something I won't say on the air about ejaculation and where it can't go involving swallowing.
And her voice was perfect.
Perfect.
And the face performing the act was perfect.
If you really looked hard, you could kind of see a few pixels across the forehead.
But I swear to God, dude, it was like Avengers level.
It was a deep fake.
Well, yeah.
I thought you meant they casted somebody that looked like her.
No, no, no, no, no.
Is that what it's called?
Deepfake?
Deepfake, yeah.
Dude, it was amazing.
And it's actually the end of sex tapes.
Because now if someone catches you doing something, you go, that's not me.
And most of the population is going to believe you now.
You got the wall?
World is full of smear artists like Jacob Wall.
Some get caught.
Other don't.
Nice grammar.
Don't start a sentence with but.
But the people they smear will forever live with those smears.
She can't speak English.
Not having legal recourse if you are a public figure to go after these folks is what gives them the license to continue to do it.
Like Kavanaugh?
No, of course not.
That you smeared?
Right.
And then he responded, actually.
Is he still on Twitter?
Look him up on Twitter, if you can.
He's gotta be.
Anyway, he'll be here with the show, and we also have an announcement to make.
Jim Gode!
Ooh!
Jim Gode is on the show.
Now, his episode isn't ready this weekend, but it'll be ready shortly.
But I'm confident to announce it.
We're also looking at real estate today for a new studio.
A real studio.
We did this for a year at a shit studio.
We generated some income.
And that's the way you do business, folks.
If you want to own a cupcake chain, you sell them from your house first.
You see how it's going.
We have 16,000 people paying 10 bucks a month.
We're doing pretty good.
It's time to slowly expand.
What are you doing?
Okay, I want you to find Jacob Wall on Twitter.
No, I just said he's off.
I think he got banned.
Oh, maybe it was on Instagram or Telegram or something?
He's on Instagram, yes.
I might have him on.
We're going past the limit.
We're supposed to stop this at half an hour.
Where is he?
I got him here.
I got wall.
Oh, I have him in... I have him in telegram.
So his response to that you just saw was, Ilhan Omar married her brother, cheated on two other husbands, and committed immigration fraud.
Which is basically all the same act.
Um... You know, it's not on Instagram, peanut face.
Alright, uh, we're done.
Now we're moving behind the paywall, bourbon and socks month.
We're going to be giving out many, a case of single.
So we have a case of America bourbon we're going to be giving out.
That's, uh, but not, you don't get a case.
I'm really good at talking.
I should have my own talk show.
And then we're also going to be giving out a couple pairs of socks to all these people.
So caller one gets a bottle of Merica bourbon and two pairs of Heshey socks.
Caller two gets a bottle of Merica bourbon and two pairs of Heshey socks.
Get Merica tipsy with some Heshey swag.
Bourbon and sock month.
And you may have noticed that it's effective because I am slurring my words.
So the next hour and a half is going to be a shit show.
I apologize in advance.
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