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May 8, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #46 | BOURBON & SOCKS

The CUT asks, “Are you racist?” and white people trip over themselves to take the blame. Then, we accuse Seinfeld of ripping off Maniscalco and give away free booze.

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Chapelot, Chapolo, tous Yankee frappa show.
Atension, Chapolo.
On sappa, vapas bois de lau.
I forgot that song.
We wrote that tree planting one year.
We were up in Chapeleau, Quebec.
And we wrote a song about Chapelot that went, Chapelot, Chapeleau.
You know it's going to be hot.
Chapelot, Chapeleau.
We're not going there to drink water.
Because we would get a tree planting, we get one day off every 10 days, and we would fucking give her.
But the problem is you would be taking, you'd be being bitten by bugs.
So your blood was very thin.
Or was it thick?
Yeah, your blood was thick to coagulate more.
I can't remember which one it is, to be quite honest, but it makes you much more tolerant of alcohol.
See, we couldn't get wasted.
You'd have to chug a Mickey in the school bus on the way into town from the campsite and then just pound beers all night.
You'd be lucky to get a bus.
Lucky.
This is Bourbon and Sock Month.
All month.
We're getting some of that America bourbon.
May is Bourbon and Sock Month.
It's sponsored by America Bourbon and Heshy Socks.
We got the socks.
We're getting the bourbon.
Every Thursday of this month, we're giving a bottle of America Bourbon to callers one and two.
That happens, of course, behind the paywall.
And get a shot glass and stuff and bring the open one.
Come on, ga.
And we're also giving my two sets of Heshy socks to callers one and two.
Call in Wynne.
I'm wearing Heshy Socks right now.
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And you should, no, now take this one away.
I guess I can just put it down.
But I was thinking on the way over here, the second, like I saw my optometrist today, and I see him as a, he's sympathetic, let's just say, to my political beliefs when it comes to the old Magarunskis.
And I'm like, all right, well, that's my optometrist for the rest of my life.
You know what I mean?
So if you're going to buy bourbon, you should buy America.
If you're going to buy beer, you should buy Budweiser.
If you're going to buy socks, you should buy Heshy.
Because you know that these people are like-minded.
So why support anyone else?
I know I drink makers too, but okay, if you want a slightly less sweet, more scotchy vibe, and you think Maker's Market smells like cotton candy sometimes, America is for you.
And I actually wrote a song about them coming up the stairs to the studio.
Technically down the stairs.
Want to hear it?
Why don't you get your guitar?
I got a lot of errands for you today.
I went into my wife's jewelry.
I've been drinking all day.
I went into my wife's jewelry box cabinet area and I invaded her turquoise collection.
You have no idea how dead I would be if she saw this.
This shit is worth like tens of thousands of dollars.
This is made by Indians.
This is some sort of antique thing that should be in the American India Museum.
I would be murdered if she knew I had this.
This is like her diamond necklaces.
But I'm going to sneak it back and nobody will know.
It's all for a good, well thought out bit though, right?
Nope.
I just was in her bathroom, which I'm not allowed in.
And I was like, I'm going to fucking take some shit.
You think she doesn't allow you in there because you will just.
No, actually, I shouldn't say that.
It's not like I'm not allowed in.
I could take a dump there if I want, but the secret to a good marriage is to keep shit smells away from each other.
That's how you make a marriage last.
And also not to hear each other fart ever.
So what about bed, Gavin?
You make your fingers like a parrot beak.
You go right up to the anal lips.
You open them up and breathe out.
Even if she's asleep.
Oh yeah, I have COVID.
Just like Chris Cuomo.
By the way, I was thinking of Chris Cohen the other day.
He said he had COVID, right?
Just say you have it.
And then he said, I've been cleared.
I'm totally free of COVID.
The CDC tested me.
Of course, he gets the top tests, right?
I think he really did go get tested.
He pretended he had it.
Did this sort of Christ coming out of the cave thing, even though we already saw him in the Hampshires.
And then he actually literally did get a test and say, do I have it anymore?
And they go, no, you don't have it.
Oh, good.
I beat it then.
And they go, I get, I don't know if you ever had it.
I never.
No, I had it.
Oh, I had it bad.
I got it bad.
And that ain't good.
I'm washing America down.
Oh, I have another theory, by the way.
We don't talk about COVID on the show, but occasionally we glance across it.
I have another theory.
Some fire FDMI dude who has to go examine everyone who dies and tell everyone else how they died, including guys on the force.
And he said, weirdest thing, it seems like people who are totally out of shape, fat pigs, smokers, they die.
And old people, obviously.
But then super duper fit guys also seem to die almost as regularly.
It's the sort of middle-of-the-road schlubs, like me, that seem immune.
I was like, huh, that's funny.
Took me about six hours.
And then I went.
Inject chlorine.
Take medical advice from me.
Maybe it's because middle-of-the-road guys like me drink, occasionally do drugs, smoke pot, smoke cigarettes.
We put shit into our bodies.
Drink coffee a lot in the morning.
We pollute ourselves.
John Joseph of the Cro-Mags doesn't do a bump or grab a piece of Adderall or chug a bottle of bourbon ever.
John Joseph Cromag is more vulnerable than me.
That is my theory.
and i'm drinking to it all right here's a song i wrote about america bourbon You ready?
How do we know our timing?
Two, three, and and I'm moving from the burbs this time.
Wait, we got to get in sync here.
And I'm moving from the burbs this time.
Tomorrow.
So what's the beat?
It's from Perth to the end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Three.
Four.
You got to start knocking on the ball.
Okay, right?
Okay.
Two, three, four.
Cause I'm moving from the burbs this time.
Tomorrow, I'll be leaving in the past, this fucking town.
And I'm going back in time to see my brothers.
We'll be drinking all this whiskey safe and sound.
We and that, the beauty of that is you can keep working it.
And you gotta ask yourself, Nindo, what you're doing when you're moving in the past.
All straight in now.
You made me bring this here for that.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
I'll stand by that.
Are we gonna keep doing it?
Isn't it cute how this piece of turquoise looks like a little tie thing, like on a scarf?
What?
You don't think that's worth it?
I wrote a song about one of our sponsors.
I think that's pretty fucking amazing.
And it's a good jam.
That's a good point.
In fact, I have to admit, in the back of my mind while I was singing that, I thought they're probably going to want to do like a video of this and maybe ask me for the rights.
Maybe have a band recorded or something, or maybe I could record it.
This is a jam.
I was in the East Village today.
It's funny how we can't say where our office is in Manhattan because people want to kill us.
I can't have my kids on the show.
I can't have my wife on the show.
Because why?
Am I Jeffrey Dahmer?
OJ Simpson chopped a woman's head off and he's on social media giving his football pics.
What did I do?
Agree with the president?
Sorry.
Won't happen again.
This should hang about here, I think.
Anyway, let's.
People seem to enjoy the last look at New York City we did a couple weeks ago.
Let's tune in.
It hasn't really changed.
It's still deserted, but I don't go to St. Mark's Place much.
And St. Mark's was fucking as empty.
It is the emptiest I've ever seen it.
Well, obviously, it's the emptiest I've ever seen it, but it looks emptier than Times Square.
I mean, there's still traffic.
There's still areas that look kind of busy.
Not very, but sorta.
But St. Mark's, I'm used to just sort of shoulder to shoulder.
It's like the Chinatown of hipsters.
And let's look at it now.
Yo, here we are on St. Mark's Place.
There's a lot of parking here.
Normally, this place would be packed.
St. Mark's is like a shopping mall, usually.
But now we got people doing birthdays and stuff.
And this used to be a cool place to get Putin.
You know, like the what does that mean?
People doing birthdays and stuff.
You said it.
I know.
I don't understand it.
People doing birthdays, like celebrating their birthday there, perhaps.
Okay.
What the fuck a block blew up?
Drea DeMateo lived there.
Remember from the Sopranos?
Every time we saw him in the street, we'd always yell, tell Tony.
Meaning, like, you know, tell her that, tell Tony that the feds got you, or you're going to get killed.
She ended up getting killed.
But yeah, around here, these fuckers will use illegal like Russians to do important construction, including gas.
So these fuckhead Polaks just fucking rigged up something there and caught a match and blew up.
The whole block was gone.
Not the whole block, but this whole area was toast.
Uh-oh.
There's the 5-0.
Tuesday, Friday.
Yeah, I'm good.
I was checking the signs, you see.
I don't understand the birthdays quote.
Do birthdays.
They're like birthday celebrations.
I guess karaoke places.
But yeah, you remember that?
That was, what, about three years ago?
Four years ago?
That part of, where are we now?
Second Avenue and St. Mark's Down just was gone.
And what these fucking Russians do is they take bids, right?
They'll say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't need to charge this.
So expensive other places.
Well, I can do this, no problem.
So they get the deposit.
They look it up on YouTube, ask a few people what to do.
Then they go buy the equipment with the deposit and then work on your house, which is okay if it's a wood floor.
But they do this for the gas.
And some fucking illegal, and you can make fun of them because they're white, some white illegals rigged up some bullshit gas thing on that part of the East Village and blew up like a major, major part.
Half of a city block was gone.
Anyway, I'm getting new glasses because I broke these.
You can't see this, but they have glue in the middle.
Gorilla glue.
And I'm on my third coating of gorilla glue.
And you know how much this costs?
I have a guy, so he gets me a deal.
But this, to get trifocal lens where it's like long distance, nothing, reading on the bottom, $650.
Ooh, I was going to guess $400.
Everything is so fucking expensive.
Even like my trainer from the gym, I go, hey, man, it's been a while.
Do you do house calls?
He goes, yep.
And I go, okay, well, maybe we should set some up because I'm getting back to the Grover bot.
And he goes, okay, I'll pop by.
You're a friend.
Just fucking $125, whatever.
I don't care.
I'm sorry?
$125?
For an hour.
Now, to stay in good shape, he should come by twice.
So that's $250.
That's $1,000 a month.
That's like a okay apartment for a young man if he has roommates.
A good apartment for a young man if he has roommates.
Now I got roommates?
And isn't that insane for the fucking glasses?
I just brought my bike into the shop.
I guarantee it's going to be 50 bucks.
All you have was a flat tire.
Yeah.
I guarantee it's going to be 50 bucks.
I don't think so.
I think it'll be 20.
I hope.
That would be fair.
When I was your age, we fixed our own bicycles, by the way.
I do need a tube.
I could fix a thing.
No, you just patch it.
And I'm moving from the burbs this time.
Tomorrow, I'll be leaving in the past.
This fucking town.
I was looking at real estate today to move.
The burbs did not work out, folks.
I feel like the Addams family in the burbs.
In fact, the Adams family cartoon appears to be a documentary about my life.
I can do country.
I can do city.
The burbs did not work out.
That was a fail.
Kids will have to learn to deal.
I'd show the trailer, but we'd get booted.
We can't show trailers.
We can't do anything.
This is YouTube.
My existence on YouTube is sort of like entertainment in an Orwellian era.
And I think this COVID pandemic has been a dry run for the secret police, for the fascist fucking socialist state.
And I think they like it.
I think they enjoy themselves.
And what disturbs me the most is how much we like it.
Not me, and probably not you, but them.
People are just like, yeah, I'll stay in my home.
I'll rat out my neighbors.
Like, fascism should be hard.
It should have some rebellion in it.
You should have to, like, Pinochet had to take people and put them in helicopters and throw them off into the ocean.
It should be a struggle.
Mugabe, the head of the World Health Organization, Edi Amin, they had to struggle to oppress their people.
We're just like, no, no, I'm fine.
I'll oppress me.
I'll oppress me.
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Should we show another New York or jump to a new news item?
I made a lot of documentaries today in the village.
Got this.
Let's show another one.
It's like, we agenda.
That's not it.
It's Search and Destroy.
that's it this is how the fuck is search and destroy still here after all these years You know, it's a fun game.
The place next to Search and Destroy looks exactly like it.
Same picture and everything, same shape, same staircase.
Take a picture of the place next to it and send it to your old school New York friends and go, fucking Search and Destroy's gone.
End of an era.
And they will poop in their panties.
Just like my wife would if she knew I had her most expensive jewelry on.
Okay, now you can show the one you were showing before.
It's like weird Japanese dudes who were really into punk rock, collect stuff.
It's been here forever.
Well, Trash and Vaudeville's gone.
So is Jimmy Webb.
Behind me, Trash and Vaudeville used to be like a punk clothing store.
Sort of like Search and Destroy, I guess.
And Jimmy Webb was a seminal part of St. Mark's place.
62 years old.
He just died.
And with him, I think St. Mark's died too.
Oh, grassroots is gone.
Gee, that guy from Boston seems really sad that St. Mark's has changed.
Yeah, that's weird.
Why does he give a shit?
I thought Bostoners hated fucking New York.
He probably had Stockholm Syndrome when he's trashing New York because he hates the Yankees.
Now, you're too young to know who Jimmy Webb is.
Yeah.
But if you would walk down St. Mark's anytime in the past 30 years, you would see this weird guns n'roses looking dude who was the manager of this old punk store called Trash and Vaudeville.
Is that him?
Yep.
And he was ageless.
He always looked exactly the same.
Everyone knew Jimmy Webb.
He was sort of like the ambassador of St. Mark's.
Jimmy Webb, and by the way, no one in the world is capable of this analogy.
Jimmy Webb was to St. Mark's what Nusrat Fatah Ali Khan was to Pakistan.
And from now on, when I say Pakistan, I pronounce it like Latina.
Remember that Vice thing where she was interviewing Enrique and she's like, so you are Juban.
Do you think that other Latinos are just normally speaking?
Yeah.
Have you ever been to Nichurgua or Cuatamar?
There's a guy, Joe Jotorres, I think his name is, on ABC, and he does the same thing too.
He's like, so we're looking into the Latino community.
You're like, you're right.
Ah, fuck off.
It's so shitty.
I don't even say Giuseppe.
I say Joe.
This is my friend Carlos.
Hi, Charles.
How are you?
If you have an English translation, I'm saying it.
Also in the news, our boy Jacob Wall was trending.
He allegedly paid someone to say they were raped by Dr. Fauci.
Now, a lot of our nerdiest subscribers are concerned.
They say, why do you have Jacob Wall on your network?
He's a fraud.
Take a step back, folks.
You don't know the big plan.
Things are not as simple as they seem.
Let it play out.
Just be happy that you're in the eye of the storm.
Don't try to understand the storm.
Not yet, at least.
Want to a motherfucker face.
I also want to make fun of Seinfeld for ripping off Manascalco, but in front of the paywall, we can't discuss these things.
Hell no.
The secret police will get us.
I think we could get away with this, though.
This are you racist video.
I got to hand it to these guys.
What are they called?
Code?
Cut.
They do these super basic videos with just a white wall.
They probably rent.
They probably don't even own that studio.
They probably rent it and they pay a thousand bucks a day.
And then they probably pay these people $100 each.
And they get at least a million views.
I don't think I know, outside of like Justin Bieber and stuff, I don't think I know of another uploader on YouTube who, and YouTubers don't count.
That's not a real thing.
Who get a million as a baseline.
I remember Anderson Cooper did a YouTube Live segment and there was 500 people watching.
40,000 is pretty decent.
40,000, you're in the game.
537, 320.
I would just stop unless it's like to show your in-laws your kids growing up or something.
You're not really doing it.
A million, you are part of the elite.
And it's such a simple idea.
They just sort of ask these stupid questions like, are you racist?
And listen to millennials pontificate.
I was like, how can you say that?
Yeah, I'm racist because I'm a white person.
I think all white people are racist.
I time coded it to this because they are so fucking programmed.
Doesn't that sound like a robot?
When Stalin ran Czechoslovakia, he would keep people up for three days if they were on trial.
And then they would represent themselves and recommend the death penalty for themselves.
Or when we put Basla Nikuli Basla in prison for the Muhammad video, which Hillary alleged started Benghazi, he came out of prison and went, I was, that video was terrible.
It started Benghazi.
Obama and Hillary are so busy.
Why did I waste their time?
I'm a fucking loser.
Thank you for making it just a year, state.
I'm starting to think there's something genetic about people's need to comply when fascism rears its ugly head.
Anyway, this woman, that first woman you saw, is a victim of fascism.
She has been fucking brainwashed.
Look at her.
That's a guy, dude.
I'm talking about the next one.
Oh, couldn't tell.
Look at her.
Look at her.
I don't mean her, the purple hair, that's loaf-hanging fruit.
But I mean, look at her demeanor, her cadence, her tone.
Like she's positive she's a piece of shit.
I'm racist because I'm a white person.
Dude, that's a video drop.
Okay.
Take notes.
Literally take notes.
Literally is overused.
That was a good example.
It's like my teachers have got me to bark like a dog when they offer a treat.
And the treat is white guilt.
And I think all white people are racist.
We have just been put into this system designed to empower our white privilege as a white person.
I am super racist.
I know a lot of people like to say.
Okay, me too.
Yeah.
That'd be funny if you bond with him.
You're like, hey man, I hate Negroes and I think Jews control the fucking Fed.
And I'm sorry to do a Southern accent, but it just, it explains the joke a lot easier.
It detaches your voice.
Yeah, it's sort of like, I always thought it'd be funny if one of these white Rastas was at a party and some Jamaican was new to Brooklyn.
He just got off the plane and he's kind of uncomfortable.
Oh, there's so many batty boys, blood clad.
Everyone got Babylon clothes and in, you know, all the fancy white man.
And then he sees a Rasta at a party.
He's like, yo, Rasta, what the fuck?
What go on?
Can you believe this woman here menstruating?
Can you believe there's batty boys?
I'm not going to do the Jamaican accent.
Can you believe there's homosexuals at this party?
Don't you just want a fucking pow pow in the batty boy head?
Me no want a batty boy to have to die.
Meanwhile, the guy is gay.
I'm actually a gay Rastafarian.
No, you can't be.
The top things with Rastafarians are I love jaw, I love pot, I hate gays, and menstruation is gross.
Well, you smoke the weed, clearly.
Hi, I'm a white guy.
I'm a white man, and I'm naturally racist.
That's just like inevitable.
Oh, cool.
It's so hard to find racists here in Hipster Williamsburg.
Do you guys want to go to fag bashing or go burn a cross?
I'm actually burning a cross just right now existing.
Okay, so this is interesting, this Asian chick.
This is a thing now.
And it's kind of complicated.
But Asians have noticed that they're a race, right?
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Yeah.
So they know, they see like this currency in complaining about racism.
So they're like, fucking white people, me too.
And black people, woke, truly woke black people are like, um, yeah, no.
Now, this is where I split with a lot of my friends.
I don't think racism is a thing.
I don't think black, even black people can complain in 2020.
That's a controversial belief.
I'll accept that.
And a lot of people I respect that are smarter than me, like Ann Coulter, says I'm full of shit and says, no, no, no, no.
No one else can complain because they're new.
Like Indians, Mexicans, Asians, they can't jump on the black bandwagon.
But the black bandwagon has a point.
Slavery, Jim Crow, blah, blah, blah.
I disagree with her, but let's take her side of it because it's more mainstream than my view.
Blacks have a point.
No one else does.
Asians make more money than whites.
Asians are more educated than whites.
Asians stay out of jail less than whites.
On every single possible metric you can measure, they do better than whites.
So, you're not allowed to jump into the fray and put your arm around a black person and say, We're so sick of this shit, you guys.
Fuck, man.
You had us drinking out of different fountains.
You had us dressed up Sambo and all that shit.
We're done.
Anyway, I'm going to get back in my fucking Audi 5000 and head back to my $2.2 million house.
Meanwhile, the black guy's like, What does any of that shit mean?
What is an Audi?
My belly button?
Yeah.
You know what?
You drive a belly button?
Guess that?
So you're not invited.
Sorry.
Mexicans are poor, you know, mostly in America, but you're new here.
So you don't get the racism thing.
You came here often illegally, and now you're saying this fucking sucks.
No.
Indians and Asians, Lebanese, Japanese, you rate higher on the income, GDP, whatever, the annual income scale, than whites do.
So you're out.
You're not allowed to complain.
I'm going to take culture stance just for the sake of argument here, because I'm too radical for YouTube.
Blacks may complain.
They have a background.
Asians?
They might be.
They could squeeze into the oppressor category.
She's just as brainwashed as that white chick we just showed.
But what's she got now?
Go back.
Yes, I'm a racist.
We have to go back.
As a white person, I am super racist.
I know a lot of people like to say, yes, I'm a racist because that makes them feel like people know that I'm admitting my faults.
But like, I think that's a weird cop-out.
Have you experienced racism?
That's a good point.
That's a weird cop-out.
Yeah, it's a good point for a black to make.
Some fucking rich Japanese who can play the piano with her toes in her sleep and makes $120,000 a year.
She's not invited to this discussion.
This woman is.
I'll listen to her.
Heck yeah.
Are you racism?
I think that's a weird like cop-out.
Have you experienced racism?
Oh, heck yeah.
I grew up in the South.
I mean, it happens every day, really.
I've been slammed on cop cars.
What did you do?
I was raping a little kid, and all of a sudden I was slammed on a cop car.
I was on a non-consensual date.
Someone was screaming rape, rape.
She's a future adult.
She punched me in the face.
My gun fell on the ground.
I was thrown out of the car.
The whole rape was ruined.
And what happens to that guy?
He just gets to walk around.
Stop ruining rapes.
You know, guns pulled out on me from police officers.
Context, please.
Right.
Cop cars.
I've had, you know, guns pulled out on me from police officers.
Like, that doesn't mean anything without context.
I've had guns pulled out.
What were you doing?
You were just handing a candy cane to your daughter.
I need to know the story.
Followed through a grocery store.
Got made fun of a lot.
Ching Chong Ling Long, all this and that.
Okay, pause, pause.
Ching Chong Ling Long.
If you've been made fun of, you have that's what you have to say.
That's your experience.
Yeah, that's a good point, too.
Like, we just had this black jogger who was assassinated on the street because they thought he robbed someone.
That's fucking scary.
That's intense.
I don't know the whole story, so I'm going to wait to pass judgment.
We'll see what comes out in court, whatever.
But that's God gravitas.
Getting shot, going for a jog with two men on a pickup truck and a rifle.
You got a point.
Ching Chong Ling Long, when you're in a group that's more successful than whites, that's exactly the same as me being called a cracker or a white boy.
Exactly the same.
I've heard Ching Chong Ling Long.
That was at the Bronx school by black kids.
Yeah.
That's another minor detail, too.
Like all this anti-Semitism going on in Brooklyn with the Hasids getting attacked.
It's black dudes.
Yeah.
And it was fun.
You liked it?
Well, I would be pissed off because you're a nip.
I would say you should say, no, no, no, say like, hoko soro harikari.
Oh, I had no idea.
I believe the most like, I'm a chink.
I don't know what I am.
Oh, really?
I'm a kid.
Yeah.
You didn't know the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
I just thought they would do this.
I know what happened.
They called you Ching Chong Lingnong.
And then you went to your Japanese dad and said, hey, dad, oh, you're gone.
You are a chink, ching, chink.
Just kidding, kid.
Nothing wrong.
Sat, sat.
No, for real.
You're not a ching chang.
They would do this and be like, look at your eyes.
And I'd be like, look at our skin.
Your skin's drastically different from mine.
I can't impersonate you at all.
Do it.
Yeah, I could do this.
But now I'm the racist.
Oh, great.
You just got us kicked off of YouTube.
All right.
We are leaving YouTube now.
And getting good at it, if you will.
But before we get to that.
Get at it, if you will.
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And by the way, speaking of new subscribers, we have a new show.
We have Jacob Wall coming up, I think on Sunday, Saturday, with his new episode.
Copper Cap's coming up.
I wonder if he'll be discussing this controversy where he's trending on Twitter.
And Ilhan Omar.
I showed that, right?
Did we show that tweet?
I showed you that.
Jacob Wall's trending.
Did we show Ilhan Omar's tweet?
I don't think so.
Oh, maybe I didn't send it to you.
Whoops.
See if you can dig it up.
Ilhan Omar tweeted out that these people like Jacob Wall will smear you and you can't defend yourself because you're a public figure.
You can't sue them.
And eventually it becomes true in the public eye.
Well, in the case of Ilhan Omar, it is true, bitch.
You married your brother.
I'm not following her.
Weird.
Oh, I saw a porn video today where it was Alexandria Orquezo-Cortez performing Fallatio.
Oh, man.
And Fallacio Cortez.
Fallatio Cortez.
She obviously wasn't doing it.
But dude, it was perfect.
And her voice, she said something I won't say on the air about ejaculation and where it can't go involving swallowing.
And her voice was perfect.
Perfect.
And the face performing the act was perfect.
If you really looked hard, you could kind of see a few pixels across the forehead.
But I swear to God, dude, it was like Avengers Level.
Oh, it was a deep fake.
Well, yeah.
I thought you meant they casted somebody that looked like her.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Is that what it's called?
Deep fake?
Deep fake, yeah.
Dude, it was amazing.
And it's actually the end of sex tapes.
Because now, if someone catches you doing something, you go, that's not me.
And most of the population is going to believe you now.
You got the wall?
The world is full of smear artists like Jacob Wall.
Some get caught, other don't.
Nice grammar.
But the people, don't start a sentence with butt.
But the people they smear will forever live with those smears.
She can't speak English.
Not having legal recourse if you are a public figure to go after these folks is what gives them the license to continue to do it.
Like Kavanaugh?
No, of course not.
That you smeared?
Right.
And then he responded, actually.
Is he still on Twitter?
Look him up on Twitter if you can.
He's got to be.
Anyway, he'll be here with the show.
And we also have an announcement to make.
Jim Goad.
Jim Goad is on the show.
Now, his episode isn't ready this week, but it'll be ready shortly.
But I'm confident to announce it.
We're also looking at real estate today for a new studio, a real studio.
We did this for a year in a shit studio.
We generated some income.
And that's the way you do business, folks.
If you want to own a cupcake chain, you sell them from your house first.
You see how it's going.
We have 16,000 people paying 10 bucks a month.
We're doing pretty good.
It's time to slowly expand.
What are you doing?
Okay, I want you to find Jacob Wall on Twitter responsibly.
No, I just said he's off.
I think he got banned.
Oh, maybe it was on Instagram or Telegram or something.
Ah, he's on Instagram, yes.
I might have him on.
We're going past the limit.
We're supposed to stop this at half an hour.
Where is he?
I got him here.
I got Wall.
Oh, I have him in Telegram.
So his response to that you just saw was: Ilhan Omar married her brother, cheated on two other husbands, and committed immigration fraud, which is basically all the same act.
You know, it's not on Instagram peanut face.
All right, we're done.
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We're going to be giving out many, a case of single.
So we have a case of America bourbon we're going to be giving out.
But not, you don't get a case.
I'm really good at talking.
I should have my own talk show.
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So caller one gets a bottle of America bourbon and two pairs of Heshy socks.
Caller two gets a bottle of America Bourbon and two pairs of Heshy socks.
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And you may have noticed that it's effective because I'm slurring my words.
So the next hour and a half is going to be a shit show.
I apologize in advance.
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