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April 24, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #44 - COCTEAU TWINS

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	That's the problem with you.
	When you fuck up, your first instinct is, I didn't fuck up.
	It wasn't the head.
	Like, your first instinct should be, what?
	Really?
	What's happening?
	Well, I'm sorry.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't care about that.
	It's a dumb detail.
	It was just the song was playing itself twice.
	But what I'm more concerned with is your development as a human being.
	And you can't evolve as a human being and improve if your first instinct is consistently, no, no, I'm good.
	I'm good.
	Like, your pants are on fire.
	No, no, that's just, I'm just wearing like red pants that are really bright.
	Oh, shit, they are on fire.
	Oh.
	Like, your legs are going to burn.
	That's one second I could have been extinguishing the pants.
	Exactly.
	Right.
	Extinguish the pants.
	Shit, tits.
	Hey.
	Welcome to get off my lawn.
	The free half hour that's on YouTube.
	Probably the worst of the show of the week is what's made free, which isn't a great advertisement.
	This should be the peak.
	What you see here for free should be a commercial.
	Oh, I just barfed.
	Advertising the show, but there's so many restrictions here on YouTube.
	I am hanging by a human pube.
	Do animals have pubes?
	I think their whole body's pubes.
	Animals are pubes.
	Isn't fur just pubes?
	Do animals have pubes?
	Like, does a gorilla have pubes?
	Can you go Google a gorilla's dick?
	Why don't you go Google a gorilla's dick?
	Can we go through this?
	Stop wasting my time.
	You should be fucking at home Googling a gorilla's dick.
	The contemporary Fonzie?
	You have a job?
	What do you do at your job?
	Google a gorilla's dick?
	Is that your fucking job?
	Actually, it is my job.
	Gavin told me to Google a gorilla's dick.
	Yes, I get paid for this.
	I bet you they don't have pubes.
	I bet it's like the same belly hair just going down.
	No shit for brains.
	Don't look up the goddamn question.
	By definition, yes.
	If there's hair around the pubis.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We all know what pubes are.
	Go to images.
	Go gorilla genitalia images.
	Why do I have to do this?
	Damn it.
	DuckDuckGo comes up with zero for gorilla penis.
	That's weird.
	I'm going to Google.
	Sorry.
	We like DuckDuckGo.
	We like Brave.
	But we like Gorilla Pennsylvania.
	I got to admit, sometimes there's some weird shit there.
	Before we get started with the show, we should focus on Red Pill Living.
	That's probably not the best example of it.
	These odd times have everyone worrying about their immunity.
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	The coffee show is coming in May.
	Thanks, COVID, for postponing my coffee show.
	Support Patriot-owned businesses.
	So this is a site that has your CBD, your tincture, all this other stuff, but they also have a huge array of coffee varieties and they break it down per country.
	So what we want to do, why don't you show the site, Brian?
	What we want to do is go through each country's coffee and do like a taste test.
	Because I have an espresso at home and I got to say, I'm not that thrilled with it.
	It seems a little acrid.
	What, are they done with coffee?
	They probably have shipment problems due to everything is topsy-turvy.
	Topsy-turvy.
	Not making coffee.
	Not making coffee over at Red Bella Bang.
	Anyway, let's see a Gorilla's Balls.
	All right.
	Let me take away the sponsors.
	Probably one of the best hardcore bands in New York was Gorilla Balls.
	Yeah, that's not pubes.
	Didn't we go over this meme the other day?
	No.
	Well.
	Animals don't have pubes.
	Pubes are a different type.
	I'm just defining pubes right now for the first time ever.
	Pubes have to be a different type of hair than your normal hair.
	Now, I have relatively straight hair.
	It actually gets to be kind of dewy.
	So I keep it back with a product called Razak, which is like industrial bro cream, which is for African-American women.
	I use it on my hair, and it makes it less wavy.
	But my hair is normal.
	Ryan's hair is relatively normal.
	Actually, do you have curly pubes?
	They're not super curly.
	Really?
	This is a...
	You see that?
	Yeah, shut the fuck up about your...
	What's on it?
	A star?
	Yeah.
	It's a little bit.
	That looks way better.
	That looks way less disgusting.
	It's supposed to be.
	Because I know from being with Asian women, their pubes tend to be like a little punk rocker down there.
	Yeah, it's not that.
	Do you have straight pubic hair?
	No, it's more grungy.
	What do you mean?
	Like frizzy and dyed blue.
	Tell us the truth, Ryan.
	Let me see.
	Are you checking?
	You haven't seen it in a while?
	That's not really straight or kinky.
	My pubic hair is like most people's pubic hair.
	It's Dunzo Washington's hair.
	Dunzo.
	It's Dunzo Washington.
	I thought I'd bring this over to the show.
	This is my bar bag.
	You know how During prohibition, you would say a secret password.
	This is how I go to my bars now.
	I have abandoned the quarantine.
	I have given up on, I don't wear a fucking mask.
	I get a lot of bad looks, especially in my neighborhood.
	I say, my body, my choice, when they stare at me.
	If they don't stare at me, I just go like a sheep.
	They wear masks in their car with the windows up and then they wear gloves.
	Are you scared of giving it to yourself?
	Anyway, I know people who own bars and we want to party.
	So what I do is I put this in my trunk when I go to the city and the few bars I know where I know the owner, I go in and I just plop that on the shelf.
	And I've noticed, by the way, because looky loose, ladies will peer in the window and I've noticed this is a better write-off than this.
	I don't think they know what a hammer is.
	So you go like this and you have that in one hand, your beer in the other hand, right?
	And then if they get near the door, you go and the light helps.
	They see the light and they're just like, oh, it's a contractor.
	You son of a bitch.
	It makes them less tattletaily, but they do love to tattle.
	God, they can't wait.
	The cops have been around my friends' bars.
	$20,000 fine.
	I think a lot of women are enjoying this quarantine.
	It has been a boon for the nosy, busybody, tattletale community.
	And isn't it bizarre?
	I know we don't like talking about this on the show.
	We don't talk about coronavirus on the show.
	Chink and box.
	But isn't it bizarre that a pandemic is political?
	Like if you want to get back to work, you're Republican.
	You're conservative, you're pro-Trump.
	If you want the quarantine to go longer, you're liberal.
	It's a biological medical question.
	How does it have a political affiliation?
	And then I thought, okay, what about if there was unprecedented thunderstorms?
	Like for the past month, it's thunderstormed every day, right?
	We've never heard of that before.
	It's like monsoon in North America.
	What if that happened?
	Could that be politicized?
	And I bet it would.
	I bet it would be blue-collar dudes, Trump dudes saying, let's just get back to work.
	We'll put on a raincoat.
	And then the left saying, this is Trump not paying attention to global warming and not supporting the EPA enough.
	I think everything has become political.
	What if no one bought watches anymore?
	I just saw my own watch on the monitor.
	Yeah, Trump has made us give up on the next four years.
	People no longer care what time it is.
	Liberals don't buy watches.
	Republicans buy watches.
	It is a disaster.
	It's become sports.
	I want the Yankees to fail.
	And that's true, by the way.
	When I say politics has become sports, I'm insulting politics because sports is bad.
	I'm not proud of myself.
	I'm not proud that I want the Yankees to suffer.
	You know how Bill Morris said he wanted the economy to be doing bad because it would be bad for Trump?
	That's how I feel about the Yankees.
	Remember there was that plane crash that killed like an entire soccer team?
	If that happened with the Yankees, I would cheer.
	I'm un-Christian when it comes to them.
	We have a fun show for you today.
	We're not going to go over the past week because people pay money for this show and to regurgitate things they've already eaten is a waste of time.
	But this is the half an hour we get to talk to you in front of the paywall.
	I thought we had a pretty fun show.
	We went through that dick meme, the black dick guy, and we rated 20 of those memes, decided which one was best.
	We also had Joe, what's his name, Ganescioli?
	Ganascoli, yeah.
	Ganiscoli on the show.
	He was veto, fat veto, gay veto on Sopranos.
	And we got him because we were obsessed with that scene in The Sopranos.
	We've been re-watching it where he catches, they catch him at the, don't show it, YouTube will shut us down.
	You're right.
	They catch him at the gay bar and he goes, guys, and they go, what the fuck?
	Vito, what are you doing?
	And he goes, hey, guys, I'm just, I'm here.
	Yeah, I'm here.
	I'm just here.
	Which is not a great excuse.
	And then, and then they go, what the fuck are you doing, you a fag?
	And he goes, it's a joke.
	It's a joke.
	And he's got all the gear.
	Like, it's the most elaborate joke on earth.
	He's got the hat.
	Where were you guys?
	I've been waiting this whole time.
	Finally, you're here.
	I feel like an asshole.
	I throw these fucking fags off.
	I finally take this off after I fucking.
	God damn it.
	I can relax.
	But I did get jealous watching the video.
	And I got jealous of gaze.
	Because it looks fun.
	It looks so fun to go to a leather bar.
	Like, say you go to a leather bar with women everywhere.
	And slutty woman would have like a leather thing.
	And then you walk up with your leather shit on and you grab the hot chick in between her tits and just go, can I buy you a drink?
	And she's like, sure, I'm a dumb slut.
	You're like, all right.
	Gays really have it great, don't they?
	I feel like they just go home with each other so quickly that the place would empty out in like two hours.
	Like the party would end at nine.
	No, then they come back.
	Like they fuck.
	That's how they got AIDS.
	They fuck everything that moves.
	My wife worked in fashion for many years.
	And she would work with these gay dudes that were like, I'm actually getting super horny.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I hope you're okay.
	And they go, actually, I'm going to go get a fucking blowjob.
	They would get up and just wander around Soho, meet someone.
	This isn't at a gay bar.
	This isn't even in a gay neighborhood.
	Soho isn't necessarily gay.
	It's not Chelsea or the West Village.
	And they would just go meet someone.
	They do their little look.
	It's like a secret handshake.
	He'd go get a beach and then just be back to work like, ah, anyway, what are we doing now?
	We're setting up for the party on Thursday.
	Sounds good to me.
	I felt worthless.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	You are worthless, ugly, and gay in the negative sense.
	You got his fucking outfit.
	Oh, we had Zubi on the show.
	We interviewed Zubi today in a pre-interview that will show on Monday or stuff.
	Great guy.
	Interesting guy.
	His dad is Nigerian.
	He's a doctor, and he lived in Saudi Arabia for 20 years.
	Here's the deal, as far as Earth goes.
	If you come from a hellhole like Africa, and then you live in an oven like Saudi Arabia as a doctor saving lives, you're good now for life.
	You can eat babies.
	I don't care what.
	Here's a bazooka.
	You can do whatever you want.
	You have infinite cars.
	Like Azubi and his father, go ahead.
	You can use a helicopter to get to work.
	I say that as a joke, but that's what killed Kobe, right?
	Yeah.
	He said, traffic is a bitch.
	I want to just take a helicopter.
	The guy died of hating traffic at the end of the day.
	Anyway, we haven't aired it yet.
	We'll air it next week, but here's a little salty taste.
	Nigeria.
	The north of Nigeria would be far more dangerous, for example.
	If someone was gay in Nigeria, would someone talking to them say, why are you gay?
	Oh, like the Ugandan interviewer.
	You are gay.
	That was the best interview in the world.
	I am not gay.
	Why is the African accent so fun to do?
	And why are you beating him?
	Confusion of the highest order.
	That was the best line in that whole thing.
	Who is going to pay for it?
	If you hang out with that boy, he's going to stab you and you will die.
	And we have a funeral.
	And who is going to pay for it?
	Is that how your dad talks?
	Sorry?
	Is that how your dad talks?
	Does he have that accent?
	My dad does not talk like that.
	That's too bad.
	No.
	Well, I can't remember what the question was.
	Zubi, why are you talking to a hitman?
	And it went on like that.
	By the way, have you noticed my shirt is, and you can't show this because we're on YouTube thin ice, but Robert De Niro in Cape Fear.
	Ah.
	Ah.
	Is that like a prop or like you got one that looked just like it?
	Yeah, I like when you like, is that meant to be from Cape Fear?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Where do you get stuff like that?
	You Google Robert De Niro's shirt in Cape Fear.
	It will come up with an ad, and you click on it and give them your credit card.
	There it is.
	Wow.
	I think it's also the wallpaper in Scarface.
	Which is weird.
	Is that on purpose?
	Who knows?
	It's one shouting the other out.
	All right.
	There we go.
	Wow.
	That's like an exact replica.
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	Oh, yeah.
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	I did.
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	It's the worst commercial I've ever seen.
	The audio is coming through really good here, but yeah, you're right.
	No, I heard the music, but weren't you supposed to say, don't you hate when you're going through your...
	Was that in it?
	Yeah, it's in the headphones only.
	Isn't that weird?
	No, I don't need to hear it now.
	Yeah, I swear.
	So there's narration saying, don't you hate when your socks are all.
	And did you say poopy?
	No, I said shitty.
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	By the way, before we started this show, we were kind of on a feminist bend, feminist tangent.
	We were watching Nikki Glazer roast people and appear on Conan.
	And though we say women aren't funny, we're obviously not retards and we're aware of exceptions.
	And Nikki Glazer is an exception.
	She's especially good at the roasts.
	You can tell she wrote the jokes herself.
	High quality human.
	Really sad that she's not married.
	I hate hearing her jokes about being skull fucked and being a useless slut that nobody wants anymore.
	That's pathetic.
	And we were also listening to the Cocteau Twins, where I think that their song Pearly Dewdrops is just based on phonetics.
	I don't think that song means anything.
	Pearly, pearly, pearly, pearly, lykey, lycky, dewdrops, do.
	Scottish band.
	Can we dare play that?
	That's probably going to be the worst hit of all.
	Like, if we played sopranos, they might not be able to find that as easy as a song.
	Oh, come on.
	Just play it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So, what is it called?
	Pearly Dewdrops.
	Pearly Dewdrops.
	It's weird because I'm saying we would have made that our intro song, but we don't want to get a ding.
	But here I am playing it anyway.
	But I don't think any other band has done this where they just made the words an instrument.
	She has no interest in conveying any information.
	She'll be so alive She'll be so alive She'll be so alive By the way, when you subscribe to Censor.tv, we go through the opening song and discuss it and compare it to other songs and have a gay old time.
	There's a lot of music on our show.
	What is she out of 10?
	Five?
	Oh, no, she's Glaswegian.
	Here we go.
	Are you trying to fade it in and out so they won't catch us?
	No, so I can hear you talk.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	That's it.
	God, Scottish people are so intelligent.
	That didn't mean anything.
	The pearly, pearly, pearly, pearly judops.
	Lucky, lucky, lucky.
	She's just making sounds.
	It's like an onomatopoeia type of thing.
	Anyway, that's two wonderful women we have showcased on the show before we got to the show, Nikki Glazer and the chick who sings for Cocteau Twins.
	Let's dive into the news.
	No, before we get to the news, my parents are losing their fucking minds.
	And they are calling me incessantly with conspiracy theories.
	But it's weird because my parents are anti-conspiracy theory.
	So they'll tell you something that sounds like a smoking gun and you'll go, oh, so 9-11 was an inside job.
	And they go, oh, for fuck's sakes, I had hoped you had a higher IQ than that.
	Pathetic, my boy.
	Anyway, here's a typical example.
	They get involved in everything.
	Waco, my mom's obsessed with Waco.
	You see what's going on with Waco, by the way?
	Like, how'd they have to burn it down?
	And Hillary Clinton was involved.
	You heard of this woman, Charlene Lam.
	And they'll send me links, like, of Charlene Lamb, but it'll be the Wikipedia homepage.
	And you're like, mom, you sent me the homepage of Wikipedia.
	I need this specific page you were on.
	So then they end up like copying and pasting the text and then putting that in an email because they can't figure out how to send a fucking URL.
	Hey, mom and dad, I know you watch the show.
	Go to the top bar, clickety click it like crazy until it's all blue.
	Then say copy.
	Now put that in an email.
	How long have we had the internet for?
	Anyway, they're sending me all this fucking crap.
	Hundreds and hundreds of piles of basically breakfast cereal.
	And I have to sort through all these fruit loops for something.
	And I'm going through it going, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
	And they'll go back, by the way, to World War I and stuff.
	So there'll be some coup in France in 1912 I'm supposed to give a shit about.
	But as I'm sifting through this crap, just like in Animal House where they find the carbon copy for the test, remember when D-Day and Pluto are trying to find the fake test and eventually they come out of the dumpster and they go, we got it.
	By the way, it was planted there by their enemies.
	It's not the actual carbon copy.
	There you go.
	But I had kind of a moment where he sent me this shit, and I was like, hey, stupid old man, stop sending me your garbage.
	And then I sort of went, actually, this is...
	Thank you.
	I didn't know about this, but have you ever heard of Schaefer?
	What's his name?
	Lieutenant Colonel Anthony Schaefer.
	This is 1-4.
	So this is a guy who worked for a company called Well, he worked for the Defense Intelligence Agency, which is essentially a division of the CIA.
	And his group was called the Able Danger, whatever, Agency Commission Group Project.
	And they were researching terrorism in 2000.
	In 2000, they discovered a guy named Mohammed Atta who looked like he might get up to some mischief soon.
	He might get up to some trouble.
	And here is my dad's cut and pasted Wikipedia thing where he says, according to his later statement in Congress, October 20, 2003, Schaefer told the 9-11 Commission that Staff Director Philip D. Zikow that in 2000, a DIA data mining program known as Able Danger had uncovered two of the three terrorist cells which the FBI determined committed 9-11.
	Schaefer reportedly told Zelikow that DIA leadership declined to share his information with the FBI because military lawyers expressed concerns about the legality of doing so.
	This is when your crazy parents that send you garbage all day become pretty good researchers.
	Maybe all of you 9-11 conspirators have heard of this before.
	This is the first time I've come across this guy, Lieutenant Colonel Anthony Schaefer.
	He predicted 9-11 and he identified two of the three cells involved in the attack, including one of the fucking pilots, Muhammad Atta.
	And the FBI said, no, no, we're not doing this.
	Now, here's the craziest part.
	Schaffer published memoirs of his time as a reports officer in Afghanistan in a book titled Operation Dark Heart.
	Schaffer claims that the Defense Department attempted to preserve secrecy of revelations made by the book by buying up and destroying all 10,000 copies of the book's first uncensored run before allowing for the release of a second heavily censored printing.
	Not bad, you bald asshole who looks like a turtle with AIDS.
	So that's my two cents for this show.
	I want to catch up on the mail.
	We have an unprecedented number of letters because people are sitting on their asses and we get like maybe 200 a day.
	Don't worry, we're not getting there quite yet.
	We get 200 a day and I only answer three a show.
	So I'm hoping to sort of shovel our way out of this mess from 9.30 to 10 and then we'll take calls at 10.
	We're going to cut you freebies off.
	By the way, Heshy Sock sent me like three pairs and they sent Milo about 20 pairs.
	Ouch.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	Sounds like they sent you 20 and sent him two.
	Sounds like he's better for their brand.
	That hurts.
	And if you like Milo more than me and you think he's more dapper, maybe you should take that as a good sign.
	All right, so let's begin to go behind the paywall.
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	We've done Heffy.
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	We haven't said that as a culture since 1996, maybe?
	Yes.
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	All right.
	We're now going to drift behind the paywall.
	We're going to answer some mail.
	And we're also going to do a Hetchy Sox giveaway.
	Should they do any three things?
	Maybe get fired.
	Oh, yeah.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Ooh.
	What's the matter?
	Just happy to be rid of those free-loading pieces of shit.
	No, I actually don't like...
	I don't like being free.
	Because, you know, on Tuesday, we talked about the Rolling Stones.
	And we said, hey, you can't always get what you want was written in 1968.
	That's the year MLK was assassinated.
	Can't show that.
	Can't play that song.
	Can't talk about that, even though it's clearly commentary.
	And we're not trying to get rich off of the Rolling Stones.
	Here's something we couldn't do in front of the paywall.
	Interesting thing is happening with all these abandoned cities.
	And that is animals are taking over, Ryan.
	Yes.
	And the Venice Canals in Italy, Venice has a lot of boats going around, and they don't just pollute the water, but even just the oxidization, the bubbles make it harder to see what's going on.
	It's not like there's piles of oil and fuel, but just the moving around and the drumming up the surface.
	It makes the water opaque.
	Well, now that there's no boats there, the water is much less opaque, and we can see through the Venice Canals.
	And so it's sort of like that show, Earth After Mankind, Earth After Man.
	And we're sort of seeing that Will Smith movie, I am legend.
	We're seeing what Earth would be like after us.
	And animals, these creatures are coming out and not invading, really reclaiming their territory.
	Do you have the jellyfish in Venice?
	It's a jellyfish.
	It's a jolly fish.
	I have a full back tattoo of a jellyfish.
	Look.
	That is a jellyfish.
	It's a jolly fish.
	It's a jolly fish.
	Fascinated by these creatures.
	I wanted to get them as pets, but apparently your fish tank has to be perfectly spherical.
	Really?
	They can't bump into an edge.
	But we also had, this is going around the world.
	So animals in Australia are wandering around.
	This is Adelaide, Australia.
	No, not penguins.
	Kangaroos, 1-6.
	Yeah, that's the next link.
	I think you sent me the same one three times.
	But it's kangaroos in Adelaide.
	I could look that up.
	I think you might be right.
	Yes.
	It's weird, wild stuff.
	Yeah, so in Adelaide, Australia, and we saw this, by the way, in Wales.
	There's goats just wandering through these small towns, and they were formerly intimidated by humans, and they're going and eating people's hedges.
	And so people are calling the cops on goats.
	What do you got there?
	That was from 2015.
	Okay.
	What are you looking up now?
	Kangaroos in Adelaide?
	Yeah, wandering the streets.
	Let's see.
	It was on Fox News, right?
	Yeah, I mean, I can't give you shit for this because it's my problem, but I've been banned from so much social media that most of my links are from Instagram.
	And linking Instagram is really hard.
	What are you doing?
	It's hard.
	Just look up Kangaroos Adelaide.
	Yeah, a lot of things popped up.
	Oh, here we go.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Yeah.
	There's Will Smith hunting it.
	He's in a muscle car.
	Doesn't seem like, by the way, no offense, God.
	Doesn't seem like a great design, the kangaroo.
	I don't know.
	Like, you're really putting a lot of kinetic energy on that one bounce.
	Walking like this seems a lot more efficient.
	If your main, you know, transportation is you hopping around.
	Well, on that same page, you might find penguins in Cape Town.
	Absolutely.
	I saw them right here.
	So now we're in South Africa.
	Penguins are taking over.
	I just saw it.
	South Africa.
	God, you suck.
	There we go.
	Look at that.
	So when animals don't feel threatened, they get arrogant and they feel like they can wander the streets.
	And we're seeing this all over the world now.
	Even in England, these animals are walking down the streets.
	It shows you what the world will be like if we're ever gone, you know?
	This isn't okay.
	Good luck, Frank.
	Keep going.
	And that is officially the worst thing we've ever done on this show.
	What do we do to make up for that?
	Send the money?
	Adam, I'm sick of sending money.
	Like, send money to justiceforliberty.com.
	It's a black kid who has no dad.
	Got it.
	But like this kid, Frank, like what the fuck?
	I'm glad that you, The NHS makes like $250 billion a year.
	What are you sending them?
	$800?
	Thanks.
	It's like Lady Gaga and The Rolling Stones.
	They raised $55 million for an organization that gets $2.5, just like the NHS, probably the same budget, $2.5 billion a year.
	Okay.
	It's like these fucking dummies that go on marathons for breast cancer.
	I appreciate that your mom is dying, but breast cancer is economically viable.
	There's a massive demand for a cure.
	So the labs who are working on it have plenty of scratch, like billions, hundreds of billions.
	So when you do a marathon and you raise $10,000 for breast cancer research, the cabillionaire pharmaceutical companies go, okay, I guess we'll all go for lunch on Thursday.
	Like, you're not helping.
	We're way, it's already helped.
	It's this like, there's a concept with charity where I want to help.
	I went on a jug and I raised some money here.
	And you give it to Bill Gates and he goes, thank you so much.
	I'll put this in the fucking pile.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm going to go crazy on the Cocteau Twins after this show.
	Yeah, you know, now that we're behind the paywall, we could play Star One again.
	Yeah.
	It's such a weird, cool song that means nothing.
	Or play You Can't Always Get What You Want, The Rolling Stones with Star Wars.
	Freedom!
	Oh, and that's sort of suitable.
	I saw today at the reception A glass of wine This would be a cool video for the song.
	Yeah, why did they put any licensed music in Star Wars?
	That would have ruled.
	Well, it sure made Ragnarok awesome with the LEDs.
	Yeah, I want to get that mix because when they do songs for movies like that, they boost up the bass and stuff.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Yeah, it's not just the regular song.
	They really master the hell out of it.
	You know what happened to me today?
	So we interviewed Zubi.
	I went on Jesse Lee Peterson's show, but I also was scheduled to be an Anthony Coomi's show.
	And he said four o'clock, and I was here at four, and then he said 5.15.
	So I went to the bar with my tool bag.
	And he goes, how about 5.15?
	I was like, oh, for fuck's sakes.
	And then I look at Anthony's show, and it's him and Dave watching a movie.
	So I say to the booker, this Jewish guy, Ari Huschenberg or something, I go, you're a fucking useless retard, aren't you?
	Because I have pride and I get insulted easily.
	And I go, what the fuck are you doing, you fucking piece of shit?
	You fucked up my whole day.
	You useless, incompetent, inept, fucking retard.
	He's like, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
	And so I went back and I checked the days and it's actually Tuesday.
	I'm supposed to be up.
	So then I had to go, I had the day wrong.
	You were right, I am wrong, and I am sorry about that.
	We're good.
	He didn't respond.
	I'm just telling him that you guys are both good.
	Yeah.
	Like, well, you kind of, when you lose your temper with someone like that, you kind of have to be super clear with the ending where you're like, 100% my bad.
	But look, he never, uh, he never responded.
	Seems like he's pissed.
	There's nothing.
	Maybe you ruined his day.
	Shit.
	Let me double check.
	oh it's so good in that movie Guys, when you're making a movie, the music is crucial.
	Stop waiting till the 11th hour and then saying, can we just get some composer to add some fucking sounds in the background?
	I cannot believe that Andre 3000 was in a Jimi Hendrix movie with no Jimi Hendrix music in it.
	What?
	Just say no at that point.
	We can't get Jimi.
	Apparently, Jimi Hendrix's sister is a fucking cunt and she wanted like a billion dollars for them to even fart sound.
	Cunty later.
	You know, she not everything's serious, but she won't give them the rights to the song.
	So what they had to do was make songs that sounded like Jimmy.
	She should get run over by crosstown traffic.
	Yeah, so.
	Or set on fire.
	And they said, well, actually, the movie's about Jimmy's romance with the girl in England.
	It's like, no one gives a shit.
	Yeah, that's the worst.
	Jimmy's romantic life.
	He was heroin.
	But he loved everyone.
	That's when things will change.
	It's pretty impressive.
	That's when things takes over the love of power.
	That's when things will change.
	That is a really pretty friggin' good.
	That's when things will change.
	Hey, hey, I'm going to start talking like Jimi Hendrix everywhere I go.
	But his yellowest.
	I want to do a job interview.
	So why do you think you'd be good to work at Soco?
	Well, basically, I want to get involved with steel production and the manufacturing of steel in an industrial environment.
	Not necessarily stoned, but industrial.
	You know I'm a hardworking.
	Sweet little heartbreaker.
	Fucks it.
	You know, I have a record at my house that Jimi Hendrix, before he was Jimi Hendrix, and he's playing with another dude.
	How would you feel?
	Yeah.
	If you want me.
	It's all about how horribly racist everyone is.
	Look up Jimi Hendrix.
	would you feel?
	It's like...
	Curtis Knight, yeah.
	So this album didn't have Jimmy on the front.
	It was Curtis Knight in the front, but they're like trying to market him.
	This is a song to ask a question.
	This isn't Jimmy singing.
	And this is Curtis Knight.
	How would you feel?
	This is what I was talking about with Jesse Lee Peterson today.
	Racism was over when I was born.
	Now, I'm not bragging.
	I'm not taking credit for that.
	But racism died in 1970.
	Before Martin Luther King was assassinated, people saw Jim Crow as silly, but not a big deal.
	They abolished it in 1965 and said, all right, all right, let's do, you're right, the fountains thing is silly.
	Let's stop, stop, stop.
	And then they went, anyway, can we stop doing the race thing?
	Martin's doing a great job.
	He's doing his little talks.
	I think we're going to...
	Whoa!
	What the fuck have you done?
	What are you doing?
	I don't know.
	I just killed a nigga.
	All right.
	Get my toolbag.
	We're done.
	We're done with this shit.
	Fuck it.
	I want racism to end.
	Now blacks are cool.
	Let's have Curtis Knight.
	And so Curtis Knight was post-1965, but I think what he was doing, he was taking advantage of the new ethos of the time, which was blacks are oppressed.
	And it became the cool thing to do.
	So the irony of all of this blacks are oppressed stuff, like Whitey on the moon.
	My sister just got bit by a rat.
	Yet we're putting Whitey on the moon.
	You know that song by, what's his name from The Lost Poets?
	They were taking advantage of white guilt and the fact that America had had enough of racism.
	Now, of course, there were still some problems in the early 70s, but not really.
	And it really was the beginning of blacks being cool.
	I don't have a problem with any of that, by the way.
	I'm just saying that the way we complain about racism getting worse and worse and cops killing blacks for sport and all this other bullshit lies.
	In my Discord, I was asked when did racism end?
	And I really think it was 1970.
	And Jesse agrees with me, by the way.
	I would love to get one of these pussy white boys, white boys, who says, who laughed at me for saying racism is over.
	Get him in front of Jesse Lee Peterson because, you know, what would be interesting about that debate?
	They're petrified of blacks, these white liberals that worship blacks.
	So if a black says, no, racism isn't really a thing, they don't know how to respond because they have to say fuck you to a black man.
	And they find that profoundly confusing.
	All right.
	I thought we were going to get through all the letters today, but we only have 15 minutes.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	How would you feel?
	Hey, oh, if you were me?
	That's such a good jam.
	I feel pretty goofy.
	No, it's not Jimmy singing, fuckwad.
	Oh, well, that's him responding.
	Because you asked him, how would you feel?
	Dear Gavin, Ryan's not invited to this piece of music.
	Manascalco didn't steal your sandals bit, just like Epstein didn't kill himself.
	Wait, so he did steal my sandals bit?
	I recently saw him in Vince Vaughn's Wild West comedy show from 2006.
	One of the more memorable scenes was when he starts shitting on flip-flops and the crowd actually booze him.
	Just wanted to clear that up, but fuck you with my handles on.
	All right, I'll give that to you.
	If Manascalco was shitting on flip-flops in 2006, then I was wrong to accuse him of that.
	But calling whiskey gasoline, he's not off the hook for that.
	That's mine.
	Hey, Gav, about four or five years ago, the meme was going around my high school.
	One of your friends would send you a link, and when you went to the website, you would be directed to a picture of Wood's giant cock, which we'd covered on the show, right?
	We showed you all his various dicks in different contexts.
	Someone sent it to me.
	Then I sent it to a friend I was hanging out with at the time.
	He fell for it and then immediately sent it to his mom.
	She flipped the hell out and it was hilarious.
	This is a British guy, I guess, right?
	BBC.
	Also, you can say my name.
	I'm a pipe welder and definitely would never get fired for being a fan.
	Thanks, Mike.
	I just subscribe.
	All right.
	Thanks, Mike.
	So you're familiar with the dick meme.
	Why does it say BBC meme story?
	Oh, big black cock.
	That's not even British broadcasting service.
	Oh, here's a brand new one from one minute ago.
	Hey, guys, I know you don't like Marvel movies, but have you watched The Punisher on Netflix?
	Badass Show, my favorite show?
	Come on, let's hear it.
	Yeah, I watched it.
	It was really good.
	I liked it.
	This is Ben Memes.
	I want to heal you with my sunglasses on.
	And it has an obese woman with a sign that says, beauty has no size.
	This is when Ryan interrupts the show for something pointless.
	Big, fat, disgusting pig with a beautiful face.
	Then there's an old lady with a shitty font saying, hello, welcome to Mickey D's.
	How may I be of assistance?
	I don't get that.
	How is that funny?
	There's Copper Cam.
	How is the hello, welcome to Mickey?
	Oh, it's all one?
	Oh, yeah.
	Gaping McGangus.
	These are not funny.
	I'm confused.
	This is a fucking waste of time.
	Ben, you suck.
	I assume you're 14.
	Let's go back up to the top with Lisa.
	Hey, Gavin, notice my husband's been using my hair comb a lot lately.
	He'll just sit on the couch and comb his hair for several minutes.
	Is he gay?
	You ugly.
	No, he's on Xanax.
	Gavin Ryan, Ryan's Heshishock sock ad was mediocre.
	Ryan should do one like those Chinese sneaker reviews.
	Yeah.
	Do something.
	Write about what you know.
	You should have done a whole Asian guy sneaker review, Ryan.
	Guys, if you're rocking your Yeezys with some kind of low-budget sock, get over with it.
	Put these on blast.
	These are sitting on shelf right now.
	Definitely pick that up hot fire.
	Yeah, you should have done that.
	I feel like I'm a doad.
	And then he says, Gary Coleman's wife killed himself.
	What does that mean?
	Is Gary Coleman's wife dead?
	Maybe he's saying he killed himself via his wife as the tool.
	She's fucking evil.
	You know, if I was a real good person, court rules against Gary Coleman's ex.
	Oh, abused and cheated on him.
	What is this?
	May 17th, this is 2012.
	By all accounts, actor Gary Coleman, a difficult life, blah, blah, blah.
	In the will, Coleman wrote that, I have made this change of free will and was not coerced in any way.
	This I have done because of my personal selfishness and weakness, and I love her with all of my heart.
	What?
	Doesn't that sound like someone with a gun to their head?
	And then the writer says, odd language, but that marked only the beginnings of the oddities surrounding Coleman's estate.
	Yeah, Gary Coleman is a short, awkward, nerdy man.
	The fact that he's black gives him some currency, but not enough.
	He was murdered by his fucking wife, just like, as far as I'm concerned, Elliot Smith.
	But women literally get away with murder in this feminist age, and no one's talking about it.
	That should be a documentary.
	That whole thing, yeah.
	She threw him down the stairs.
	He was bleeding like a stuck pig.
	And they said, why didn't you pick him up?
	And she goes, blood is, I don't like blood.
	Then being good at it, if you will.
	Okay, this is a letter from Bill that is very recent.
	I'm an avid user of DuckDuckGo and Brave and immediately did a DDG image search using gorilla penis as my search words.
	And a huge amount of simian hentai porn appeared.
	So Ryan is lying again.
	Note, he probably had safe cert.
	Mine is strict.
	Yeah, that's not good.
	Why would you have a strict search on?
	It defaulted.
	Censored TV.
	Oh, that's medicine.
	Fucking tarred.
	Gorilla.
	All right, here's one from one minute ago.
	Hey, G-Dog and Rye guy, gay, I mean, guy, have you heard of the rap song King Mars called Joe Exotic?
	It's definitely not quiet.
	Check it out, Fags.
	Ryan's commercial sucks.
	Suck me.
	And fuck you.
	Max Galari, you're a dick.
	Crowder just told his audience why he ignored your video clip.
	His wife had a miscarriage.
	Nice timing, dickhead.
	I hate you more than a friend.
	Well, that's very unfortunate.
	And yeah, that sucks.
	Very bad timing on that joke.
	And I apologize to Steve.
	Greg Jones, bare knuckle boxing.
	Hey, GNR.
	Greg here from Bethlehem PA.
	Have you ever seen the bare knuckle fighting championship on YouTube?
	This is just two examples of some of the most satisfying knockouts I've seen out there.
	And I think you'll like it.
	I bet I've seen this before.
	This link is a perfect KO, and the second link is a Brit and popped in the Bare Knuckle Fighting League who beats the shit out of an MMA fighter.
	Let's check it out.
	Introducing to you first, lining up on the Brit Parker.
	And the knockout is a before.
	I have not seen this before.
	There was talked about the head movement to get to the pocket.
	That's exactly what we're saying.
	Oh, that's...
	I don't really want...
	Bug in that.
	You got him right on the chin.
	That's the key, right?
	My son, by the way, my 11-year-old, bet me $100 he could knock me out with one punch.
	And I said, Let's do it.
	My wife was like, No, stop, stop.
	Go back a little bit before the knockout, though.
	A lot of defense from some really smart technical boxing from Caleb Harris.
	you go more than like two rounds with bare knuckles like you get one shot in the eye your eye seals up Holy shit.
	Here's an interesting question, and I don't have the answers.
	If you know nothing about the boxers, is it okay to want the white guy to beat up the black guy?
	Now, obviously, the first knee-jerk response from most people in America is no.
	They're both the same.
	In fact, they would probably encourage you to want the black guy to beat up the white guy.
	Okay, I get you.
	I get you.
	I actually had this fight with my wife, and I said to her, what if one of the boxers was Ho-Chunk?
	That's her tribe.
	You would want that guy to win.
	And Ryan, if you're watching a black guy and a Japrikan, a Puerto Rican Japanese guy, wouldn't you want that guy to win?
	Yeah, probably.
	I relate more to that person.
	Like, you don't want, as a Japanese Puerto Rican, you don't want to really want to see a Japanese Puerto Rican get pounded on the mat, bam, bam, bam.
	Because you're like, are we pussies?
	Are we vulnerable?
	Are we, am I going to get beat up now?
	It's like rooting for a different country's team in soccer when your team is playing.
	Now, if it was an American black guy and a Russian white guy, I'm going for the black guy.
	Of course.
	But if there's no other context and I don't know the fighters at all, may I please root for the white guy?
	If they're both from New York City, Manhattan, and they live near me and they have the same accent and the same tattoos and whatever, they both look exactly the same, but one's black and one's white.
	Is it okay for me to root for the white guy?
	I definitely would root for the Canadian.
	Actually, this is an interesting thing.
	A Canadian white guy or American white guy?
	A Canadian black guy and an American white guy.
	That'd be a tough one.
	And I feel bad that after living here for 20 years, I still feel sort of an allegiance to Canada over America.
	Or a black Scottish guy and a Canadian white guy.
	That would be a tough one.
	Julian, the guy at the gym, says, fucking Julian.
	He says, you get over that.
	That's the thing you do when you just started watching boxing.
	You root for your team, your religion, people who look like you, and then you get into the fucking sport.
	You're at the amateur pussy level.
	What if the Canadian-American thing, just a double knockout?
	You ever see these?
	What's this?
	Oh, those are rare.
	Yeah, apparently.
	Not that rare in the game Street Fighter, which I have in my basement.
	Or in WWF, which is 100% real.
	You're coming with me, motherfucker.
	This is different.
	Like boxing in the 70s and 80s, these 15 rounds.
	We don't have that anymore, which is good.
	Seconds a man's knocked out.
	Oh, shit.
	It should be the end.
	People disagree with me on this, and it's not as exciting, I know.
	But for the sake of their mental health, the second a guy stumbles and falls.
	Fights over.
	This is the second one he linked us to.
	Oops.
	Solid.
	Hey!
	Are you doing cow?
	Walk through me.
	That was a long way down from Jack May.
	God bear Joe Meeting!
	Out goes!
	Yeah.
	This is pretty much what I figured bare knuckle boxing would be.
	Doi.
	Thanks.
	What was that Joe Exotic song?
	I couldn't find it.
	My Mars King.
	I could not find it.
	So what do you have to do behind the paywall?
	You have to give someone some fucking socks?
	That's it, right?
	Yep.
	Caller one and two, get two pairs of socks.
	Post-roll, Heshy Sock giveaway.
	H-E-S-H-I socks.
	First two callers get two pairs of Heshy socks for the next four weeks.
	Wait, what?
	Oh, the first two callers get two pairs each for the next four weeks.
	So next week will be different people getting new socks.
	And in two weeks, I'm shipping socks and bourbon to caller one when we go to the Thursday paywall.
	May is bourbon month.
	And one lucky listener is getting bourbon and socks each Thursday, the whole month of May.
	Go to www.heshisocks.com, hashisocks.com.
	Support Patriot-owned businesses and enjoy great socks.
	I'm looking forward to trying this bourbon.
	Yeah.
	Hell yeah.
	We have a new bourbon sponsor.
	Burbs.
	And I got a lot of shit under my nails.
	All right.
	Shall we begin the calls?
	Yeah.
	Are we supposed to do the Discord too?
	I guess we, yes.
	I guess we can't do the Reddit because it's gone.
	I meant to bring that up, folks.
	Reddit banned the Gavin McInnis Reddit.
	It's a Reddit I didn't control.
	I didn't invent.
	It wasn't my thing.
	But because it likes my ideas, it's done.
	And I got to say, I got a pretty thick skin at this point.
	But when you're not allowed to like my ideas, maybe it's because I had done some Adderall and was drinking bourbon when it happened, but I just thought, well, that's fucked up.
	Like, it's one thing to not be able to say certain things, but for other people to not consider your ideas on their own volition.
	That is gay.
	That is gay.
	Yeah.
	No, that's pretty rich.
	This is like what we're going through with this pandemic, where you can't associate with certain people.
	Or, you know what I thought was interesting?
	I sent Max and John a letter today, and it got sent back because I had sent Max and John and Tommy, Trigger Tommy, each other's information.
	And that was like, no, you can't give prisoner information, even though it's public record.
	So it's more guilt by association.
	Just like Roger Stone.
	He can't hang out with his 20-year friend, Michael Caputo, because Judge Amy Berman Jackson decided no, which is a violation of the Constitution.
	So we are losing our freedoms in fucking droves, boys and geese.
	We got Andrew Khan about serial killers.
	Oh, that's crazy, man.
	Howdy, guys.
	Hey, man.
	Howdy, howdy.
	A couple weeks ago, Gavin was talking about the best way to dispose of a body.
	Said that he would wrap it in chicken wire and put rocks in it.
	Yeah.
	I come from a town in New Mexico called Elephant Butte.
	We have a big reservoir there.
	And there was a serial killer that was arrested there in like the 80s or 90s who did exactly that.
	He worked for the Park Service and he had all these people that he would capture and just terrible stuff.
	But the way that people theorize that he got rid of the bodies was by stealing chicken wire from the park service, wrapping up the bodies in rocks and chicken wire, and dumping it in the Rio Grande or in the lake.
	Huh.
	Well, that's what I think about fucking Carol Baskins.
	Like all she has.
	That fucking bitch.
	I want to tie her up in chicken wire and throw her in the fucking river.
	I think that I think she walked behind him, and this is a much easier way to deal with the body, especially if you're rural.
	She walked up behind him, went pop in the head with a revolver, and there was probably no problem having a revolver when you have a bunch of lions.
	And then she just got a shovel and dug a hole, threw him in it, boom.
	Now, that doesn't explain.
	That doesn't explain the van at the airport.
	It feels like the police could get something on that.
	Oh, well, sketchies.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	Like you more than a friend.
	We've got Taylor.
	Taylor.
	Speak your peace.
	Or forever be silent.
	Gavin.
	Hey, man.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	Hey, in California, here in Los Angeles, the Faggot sheriff made gun stores non-essential.
	So now, if you try to buy a gun in LA, you have to go to this little town in the San Fernando Valley called Burbank.
	There's like three gun stores.
	So I waited like, I don't know, seven hours, a few weeks ago.
	And they recently, just today, actually before this, you had to pay to have a background check.
	Every time you wanted to buy a box of bullets, so you wanted to buy like, you know, some 22s or some shit, you'd have to pay for a fucking background check.
	And I don't know, I was just curious, like, how is this compared to New York's, New York?
	And, you know, I don't know what guns you own and stuff like that.
	Well, why don't you call up children in Africa and tell them that In N Out doesn't have triple burger deals on Thursdays.
	So if you want to get an elaborate cheeseburger, you have to go there on a Tuesday or a Friday.
	Do you know who you're calling?
	Huh?
	I am in a gun abyss, my friend.
	I cannot.
	It's worse in California?
	I don't know.
	Hell yeah, no.
	Way worse, dude.
	By the way, there's loopholes in California where if you're fishing and hunting laws that you can carry on the way to a hunting thing, and you can bypass the no guns in public, you could look that up.
	That's in the Constitution.
	Dude, I have a rifle.
	I have a 30-odd 6.
	If I want to go to a shooting range in Long Island, like it's New York City and the three boroughs, right?
	So I'm okay up in the burbs.
	But to get to Long Island, I have to go down.
	I have to dip into the Bronx for a millisecond and then go back up to Long Island where like Anthony Cumiya lives.
	That dip, if I get pulled over with that gun, five years, no trial, boom, poof, in prison.
	Really?
	Yeah, we're not allowed to think about guns here.
	So I didn't know that.
	I was curious.
	I mean, that's why I asked.
	And one last thing.
	You were talking about Chloe 7E on the show yesterday.
	And you always do.
	You always bring up how she likes comedy or whatever.
	Did you know that she's pregnant?
	She's like one of these geriatric pregnancies.
	Yeah, she always wanted to be pregnant.
	That was her dream her whole life.
	She was dating Matt from Airy Weapons, and he cheated on her.
	And that was the end of that relationship.
	And I don't think she recovered until right now.
	But she's with some Eastern European gallery owner, and she's finally got a fucking baby on the way.
	I'm very happy for her.
	I'm happy for her, too, but like, you know, wouldn't you say this is one of those geriatric pregnancies?
	Because I believe she's, what, 45, 46?
	Yeah, she's pretty old.
	Are you gay?
	She's 40.
	Am I gay?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you know, I expect it.
	Well, don't be sad.
	You sound like you're thrown in the towel.
	Yeah, I'm gay.
	I cut the shit.
	Yeah, I am gay, but look, you know, I'm in California, and honestly, most of the fags out here, like in West Hollywood and shit, the ones with money that live in the Hollywood Hills, they're all conservatives.
	Like, we have this group out here called the, what is it, the Log Cabin Republicans, and it's all like well-to-do fags.
	Oh, the LCR?
	You know, these, these, the LCR.
	Yeah, the Log Cabin Republicans, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, isn't Brady Sinellis?
	Brett Esinellis, I talk to him once in a while, and he's out there.
	Yeah, so, you know, and I tell people I like Gavin McGinnis, and they think I'm like a, you know, a Nazi.
	You know, I would join Proud Boys or whatever, but, you know, my job and stuff.
	I think there's a Proud Boys in LA, like Outwater Village or something.
	Yeah, there is.
	Griffin, right?
	Isn't that beholden to thing?
	Yep.
	I never thought the LA chapter would be a very successful chapter, but it was one of the biggest ever.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Good to know.
	Chloe's doing well.
	Wonderful lady.
	Still wonder if I should have fucked her that moment I had the opportunity.
	You're saying the kids in Africa wouldn't really have sympathy for Californians if they couldn't get their cheese fries animal style?
	That's an in-and-out joke.
	Okay, good joke.
	It's an in-and-outside joke.
	Mike.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, can you guys hear me good?
	Yep.
	Okay, I just saw your Jared Taylor rugged man on one of your old episodes on YouTube.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's it.
	Every time I see...
	The guy's just, he's smart.
	Well, he actually talks about the thing about Jared Taylor is he's well aware of the white plight because he's coming at it from a new angle, and that is that of a Japanese man.
	I mean, Japanese was his first language.
	It's his mother tongue.
	So when you see Jared, you're really seeing a Japanese man speaking white.
	White.
	Well, yeah, the guy keeps us cool in all of his interviews with the Tariq Nasheed one, too.
	If you guys watch that, I'm probably sure you've seen it, but he just keeps us cool.
	He's one of the best debaters I've ever seen.
	But I watched the one that you guys had on there.
	And, you know, Rugged Man seemed just, you know, real emotional.
	And he just looked real bad.
	But my question was, he was talking all this suck my dick stuff to you.
	Are you guys friends?
	Or was that just, was he getting defensive with you?
	I don't know what the relationship said.
	Ari, the rugged man and I have been close for decades.
	I would say we started hanging out in 2000.
	And we got along great.
	I would say that particular night was the end of our friendship.
	And not because of anything I did or he did.
	I think it was, imagine someone who always wanted to fight a boxer and say, I could beat the shit of these pussies, Mike Tyson.
	Fuck it.
	I'll fucking kill them all.
	And then at his behest, I set up that debate.
	He said, I want to fuck with one of these white nationalist pussies.
	I was like, no problem.
	So I got him in the ring with Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson destroyed him.
	And I love R.A., by the way.
	I think he's a great guy.
	But that drive back after that debate, he was sort of staring out the window like, like someone had just been in their first fist fight.
	And I'm not saying R.A.'s a pussy.
	He's been in a million fights.
	He came from a, he's got a house full of retards.
	All his siblings are severely handicapped.
	His dad's a Vietnam vet.
	He's not a fucking pussy.
	I'd never say that in a million years.
	I love the guy.
	But I think he had never sort of entered a debate to that level.
	And I think it shook him.
	And we corresponded a little bit after that.
	He's convinced Egyptians are blacks.
	You know, we was Kangs.
	And I was like, dude, they look like Anthony Kumia.
	And he goes, look at Tutankhamun's tomb.
	And he always had this like LOL tone with me.
	Like, ha ha, you fucking dumb bitch.
	Look at Tutankhamun's tomb.
	And I'm like, yeah, Egyptian pharaohs would have their slaves painted on their tombs so the slaves would be with them in the afterlife.
	And we never really corresponded after that.
	It's kind of sad.
	I don't know whose fault it was.
	I showed that to a buddy of mine.
	He's a cop out here.
	Well, I'm in Texas now, but he's in LA and he deals with, I don't know if he's a detective or whatever, but he said that Jared Taylor, he's familiar with him.
	He says what bothers people is just he stays calm and his body language suggests he's telling the truth.
	So that pisses a lot of people off.
	So I don't know why.
	That's why he was so emotional or because Jared Taylor looks real calm when he's speaking and you know throws you off.
	Well, here's the other problem that I've been thinking about all week is say he's a racist, right?
	Like say he doesn't think blacks and whites should be together or whatever.
	Who fucking cares?
	Why do people care about what other people's opinions are?
	Maybe it's because I'm not that attractive and I know that all these buxom cheerleader blondes would rather kill themselves than fuck me.
	So I'm used to not liking other people's opinions.
	But I don't want to punish them for that.
	It's none of my fucking business.
	No one, like, I would say there are millions of people who want to kill me.
	So I'm fine with that as long as they don't do it.
	It's none of my fucking business.
	But we are obsessed with even like a Holocaust denier.
	I obviously disagree with that person, but how is that a threat to anyone that that guy has that belief?
	Why are we scared of beliefs?
	We should be scared of the government.
	We should be scared of legislators.
	But as far as what people actually have in their personal heads, fuck you.
	You know?
	Just one quick thing, David.
	Sorry, with the Jorge Ramos interview that he had with Jared Taylor, if you go on there, like obviously you don't read Spanish, it's like 90% of Spanish speakers that live in Latin America that are like, hell yeah, we agree with Jared Taylor.
	We want our country to stay our country.
	So that's that.
	Yeah.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, that's the funny thing, too, about these white nationalists.
	When they leave their contacts, they leave New York City and they go to Japan or Mexico, they're actually pretty tame.
	Which is what I was exactly saying about Jared Taylor himself.
	He's a Japanese man.
	He actually gets mad when I say this, by the way.
	I strongly disagree.
	But he's just a Japanese man.
	High-rolling Asian gamblers and Macau.
	The casinos in Macau are absolutely world class and they're doing a great booming business.
	Now, you Japanese people, you guys don't gamble much, right?
	Well, you'd be surprised.
	They like to gamble on...
	So he speaks, you make him speak?
	Well, you'd be surprised.
	He is one of seven people in America that can speak Japanese and English without an accent.
	Well, they're superstitious.
	Seven.
	Is he speaking Japanese?
	So you did the passe, like the weird past tense where I wouldn't...
	Here, let me try speaking Japanese.
	Ryan's mom, I'm not going to stick around.
	I'm going to go to LA and make money cutting celebrities'hair and abandon this boy.
	And I don't give a shit what happens to him because you have a good heart, but you're kind of stupid.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	But yeah, I kind of blew...
	Like, I don't want to...
	I'm not bragging.
	But I think I kind of blew Jared's mind once.
	Because...
	And this is what you should do with these evil white nationalists you should disagree with.
	Don't fucking take away their free speech.
	Discuss this with them.
	And so, you know how the bell curve...
	I think most people see the bell curve as this.
	Right?
	It's...
	I don't know if you can see this, but it's like...
	Blacks dumbest.
	Whites middle.
	Asians smartest.
	Right?
	And that sucks because these blacks are out all on their own.
	And no one actually...
	When everyone talks about this, they ignore the Asians and they just say, Oh, so whites are smarter than blacks?
	But that's not really the case.
	It's more like this.
	There is incredible overlap with the three bell curves.
	Actually, more than I just drew.
	Let me try again.
	I say one thing here the first caller that called in that was the gay guy right yeah gay guy you won the socks oh shit we've tried so uh email me ryan at censor.tv it's more like this so the lowest group still overlaps oh maybe i didn't draw it well enough sorry but you get the idea the lowest group still overlaps plenty in the smartest group and the smartest group still overlaps plenty in the lowest group so what i did was and
	this was the help of steve sailor of all people i mapped out the population i wish i had saved these numbers but blacks are 14 of the population so there must be this many people and i actually calculated how many blacks are smarter than asians and it was a pretty big number in a country of 331 million and i presented that to jared in an argument and i think i kind of you know he didn't have a heart attack but uh i think i kind of made him went huh so that's what you do to people you
	disagree with you present them with evidence that contradicts their beliefs and by the way people
	smart people like that smart people want to be contradicted what i did to jared that time and i'm not i sound like i'm saying i'm smarter than him but i kind of i would hope i updated his belief system a little bit kale hello is this it's kale hey kale hey kale yeah hey oh am i on
	right now yeah no you're gonna be on in a bit but let's do a pre-interview and just make sure we're all on the same page how you been good i'm pretty good working on my truck right now uh what's something that you're you you don't want to bring up on the show like something private about yourself oh my god my butthole my fucking butthole is on fire right now i took the worst shit uh-huh and like this would be absolutely
	something i don't want anyone else to know besides you know you guys but okay well we'll make sure that's not on the show so what's going on with your butthole like you had spicy food and your your anal ring stings oh i like ring yeah i just i've been drinking a lot and i've been eating like a lot of snack food and and uh just spicy stuff so it's it's coming out like like hot mustard and again like you know i'm i'm i don't really want anyone besides you guys but
	it's uh you know it's it's a whole ordeal it's like a half an hour ordeal every time i want to go to the bathroom yeah dude i don't want to sound gay but i would do i would want nothing more than to take an ice cube and just dip it in sour cream and just lay it on your anal lips gently you don't want to sound gay just to put out the fire you know my butt's feeling fiery or maybe like sit on a
	popsicle oh i want you to sit on my popsicle as a friend not in a gay way all right
	what's up hey listen uh i want to well first of all what what is making you listen to the cocktail twins that's like very cool and that was one of my favorite bands when i was in like fourth grade fifth grade i love the cocktail twins yeah they're so weird huh i never really realized that that song i mean but what's what's making you listen to them right now oh uh i think me and my wife were talking about 80s bands and we couldn't remember that one that went high up and then
	low down nothing interesting yeah but i also feel like we've been too sexist this week so i've been clamoring for example of women not being human garbage oh yeah well cocktail twins are incredible in fact uh the the one that you and your wife or everyone you get obsessed with is blue beard the song blue beard by the cocktail twins is
	great the album bluebell null is great and then the uh this is what it's called it's like cafe something but it's the album that came out in 93 is great uh obviously um the breeders if he was trying to get into chick bands.
	Okay.
	Anyway, what's your fucking call about, dude?
	Listen, well, Sharon's night.
	So, as far as ugly chicks or not super model chicks, there's this girl's son, Sharon Horgan, who was on the main girl in Todd Margaret with David Cross.
	Remember that show?
	Yep.
	Yeah, she's very interesting.
	She's cute.
	She's like, she's beautiful, I think.
	And she did this show with that guy, Rob Delaney, who is a big old pussy when it comes down to it.
	He lucked out.
	Rob Delaney became famous because he was on Twitter.
	He was one of the first guys that would say whatever he wanted, acted like he was already famous on Twitter.
	And then everyone thought, like, oh, this guy's famous.
	This guy's funny.
	I'll follow him.
	And then it actually caught on and worked for him.
	And then he got signed to CAA.
	And then his career took off.
	But he was a failed comedian.
	He was an alcoholic, like just failed comedian dude.
	But Sharon Horgan was in that show on Stars at Sleep Time with him.
	She also did that British show.
	She did that British show, Pulling.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	That she was amazing in.
	I just think she's like epitome of not supermodel, going for flawed.
	And as far as flawed chicks goes, I'd say she's a 9.5.
	Yeah, but I'm just worried about her ovaries drying up.
	I mean, if I'm going to marry her, is she going to be able to give me any babies?
	She's probably like 42.
	No.
	Yes, those are already dried up.
	So that is, if that's, if that's a factor, then that's.
	Well, that's a factor.
	When you talk about beautiful women, the possibility of giving you kids is a big deal.
	Yeah.
	So we can't ignore that.
	Would you eat out her ass without even talking to her?
	I mean, it might startle her, but sure.
	I mean, you know, hopefully I don't like ruin her dinner.
	I don't know.
	But yeah, of course.
	Yeah, her family might ask what's going on and why is this the worst Christmas ever?
	I was just going to say I didn't want to ruin Christmas, but yeah, of course I would.
	Well, I'm going to ruin this call.
	You ready?
	All right, Dealon.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, Cale.
	Gross.
	You want to do some rapid fire?
	Our fucking line is busy as shit.
	No, I prefer to go by time.
	All right.
	Well, let's go to our voice channel for a little bit.
	These guys have been patient as heck over in the Discord.
	Hello.
	Oh, wait.
	Let me make sure I could unmute these ends, which stands for no do-gooders.
	All right, you guys are unmuted.
	All right.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	All right.
	First off, we got Lily Rain.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, Gavin, how's going?
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Are you totally partying?
	I'm totally nervous because it's 2.30 p.m. in New Zealand, and I know how you hate assistants, but I'm the ultimate wifey assistant, so I'm going to hand over to my husband, Dr. Rain.
	But first, thank you for doing everything that you do for South Africa.
	Okay, can I say something to you, please?
	Oh, this couple.
	Yeah.
	People keep using New Zealand and the mosque shooting as an example of mosques under siege.
	90,000 Christians die a year.
	That's 250 a day.
	So if you want to get you, I'm talking about people who criticize you and criticize the mosque shooting.
	Not that it shouldn't be criticized, but you got what I'm saying.
	If they want to talk about that as a pattern, the pattern is 250 Christians killed every fucking day.
	Never happened in the States.
	Yep.
	And every day, 23 white South Africans, too.
	Yeah, good point.
	Great point.
	You're the couple that have seen all the crazy stuff in South Africa, right?
	Sorry?
	I was told about you guys.
	You lived in South Africa and you saw a lot of crazy nonsense.
	Well, I live from South Africa, but my husband's from New Zealand.
	And we are in New Zealand.
	I heard some crazy stuff.
	Well, God bless you.
	So you're going to put your husband on?
	Here's my husband, Dr. Rain.
	Oh, hello, Gavin.
	It's great talking to you finally.
	How are you doing?
	Did you have sex, sex times?
	Oh, that's the Aussie accent, man.
	You can't do it.
	Well, I said sex.
	Seek for six.
	Six.
	Yeah, that's Aussie, man.
	No.
	I thought they say six for sex.
	Pretty close.
	Pretty close.
	You're good at everything else.
	The other imitations are great.
	Ryan, too.
	But look, listen, I'm a full-time artist.
	We're based here in Auckland, New Zealand.
	I've got international representation.
	My work's selling really well and I'm making good money.
	But what I was interested in telling you was two years ago, I had my first solo dealer gallery show here in Auckland.
	And I included a painting I made of you.
	And it was called Gavin McInnis talking about Ghost of Watson with microphone and pocket pens.
	You're wearing the falling down suit.
	And the show went really well.
	Most of the work sold, and yours had two holds on it, which means it was probably going to sell.
	And then some person found out about it, and she got really angry.
	She referred to herself as a woman of colour.
	She sent detailed emails to all of my galleries, just basically trying to ruin me.
	Send the email.
	he painted a racist, so he must be a racist, and you guys support a racist, that sort of carry-on.
	Could you paint Hitler and be like, this is a guy that's a bad guy?
	Like, why do you have to support the person that you painted?
	Which is ridiculous.
	And no one gave a shit when I painted Manson, you know?
	And so basically, that was worth $7,000 New Zealand dollars at the time.
	Which is what?
	And it got censored.
	My gallery got cold feet.
	They got uncomfortable.
	They sent it back to me.
	And it's now sitting in my garage.
	So that person lost me on my end after commission three and a half New Zealand bucks, which was quite a bit for me.
	$4,000 here.
	Wow, that sucks.
	Well, I guess the moral of the story is stop listening to me.
	Stop including me in your life.
	Stop considering my ideas because it's bad business.
	I'm not going to do that, but we did have this thought.
	My wife's thought, actually, to give her a credit.
	said, why don't we...
	It's just sitting in my garage now.
	How about we auction it all for Justice for Liberty?
	Oh, that's a great idea.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Well, we can figure out the details since I'm a technical manager and we'll raise some good money for that family that needs it.
	What's your accent?
	You have like a pube of Poland in your accent.
	I always get Russian.
	I'm Afrikaans.
	Oh, Afrikaans.
	I'm not like those Lufrikaans men.
	Do you think Greeks are sea kephas?
	You think you're masapus?
	That's rude.
	And she's not.
	Fucking.
	Liberace was a fucking sea kepha.
	Yarra, you're masapus.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Let's set that up.
	Traitor.
	Off air.
	Cool.
	Yeah, kifa is the n-word over there.
	And the thing that people don't understand about boars is they're not white supremacists.
	They're Boer supremacists.
	So they don't like Spaniards.
	They don't like Scots.
	They call Greeks sea niggers.
	That's what sea kifa means.
	I'd rather not.
	I'd rather not.
	So this idea that like a group, this is true probably of all alleged white supremacists.
	Like a Greek white supremacist probably hates Spaniards.
	In other words, fascism, as it's noted in modern societies, is not a threat because it's parochial.
	It doesn't go beyond the borders of that particular town.
	Anyway, who's there?
	Big Black Chalk, you're unmuted.
	So.
	Yo, Big Black Chalk.
	You're on, dog.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Yeah, so I have a question about free speech.
	So I know that a large number of millennials now believe that hate speech should be restricted.
	But when we compare that to how platforms like Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, governments in some cases are already defining things like hate speech.
	What do you think needs to happen to pull this back and really reestablish a free America?
	Yeah, it's tricky, right?
	Like how do you define, Like when I started Street Carnage in 08, which was a flop, by the way, I would get these guys, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, and nigger, nigger, nigger, didn't do nothing, didn't do nothing.
	And those guys would sort of pollute the whole chat.
	And it wasn't like interesting questions about the Holocaust or interesting questions about blacks and violent crime or anything.
	It was just like this offensive shit again and again and again, almost like someone barfing at a party.
	So I would cut them out because it would kill the conversation.
	And that sounds like a contradiction of free speech.
	But what people do is they take that freak example, which is very rare.
	It would literally be out of probably 500 people that were commenting, it would be three or four guys.
	And they take those three or four guys and they pretend that applies to me, Laura Loomer, Roger Stone, Alex Jones.
	And they use this semi-reasonable argument that I just made and then cast it out with this huge net.
	So we don't really have to stop the concept of you can't say the N-word every 15 seconds.
	What we have to do is stamp out the idea that this reasonable argument cannot be cast out to include everyone you disagree with.
	I mean, we're at the point now where Donald J. Trump is considered a white supremacist.
	That is true.
	I mean, this is what drives me.
	That's about all these arguments too.
	You go outside, you walk down the street.
	I'm sure you've met an anti-Semite.
	I'm sure you've met a bona fide racist who hates all black people, no matter who they are or what they do.
	I think all of us have met maybe like two guys like that, maybe three.
	They're not a thing out of the thousands of people we meet every day.
	They represent a tiny fraction.
	So why are they dominating the rules for who is censored and what is free speech?
	I'm not really sure that answers your question.
	Yeah, it's just overall unfortunate.
	And I think it's also hypocritical how these platforms themselves claim that they're not responsible for the contents of the users on their platforms.
	And yet you as someone who runs a subreddit or a form are somehow Responsible for the content of your form.
	Well, why was my Reddit shut down?
	Exactly.
	It wasn't even very political.
	Like, you'd never see some Steve Saylor, Jared Taylor, V-Dare thing on there about race and IQ or Holocaust or anything, or even like go fucking kill Aunt Tifa.
	There was none of that.
	There was like girls talking about fashion tips and stuff.
	But I'm talking to you on a human level.
	We're on the same page.
	Sometimes I get callers where we just agree so much.
	It's like, why talk?
	My mother said that about her marriage.
	She goes, your father and I don't talk anymore because we just agree.
	So he'll say something and then I'll go like, well, yeah, obviously.
	And then we'll both go, huh?
	All right.
	Toad guy69, you're unmuted.
	Hey, hey.
	Hey.
	Gavin Ryan.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We got what's up, man.
	We got what's up, man.
	I'm planning a bachelor party for my buddy.
	He's been with the same girl since senior year at high school.
	We were kind of thinking about some different places to go, and Costa Rica came up.
	I was just wondering if you had any advice on some good bars or good beaches or what to do in Costa Rica for four or five.
	So it's all dudes?
	Yeah, it's all dudes.
	And actually, my buddy, his fiancé's brothers are going to be there.
	Two of her brothers are going to be there.
	So he said he wanted to get wild.
	He wanted to have a good time.
	I brought up Coke and he's kind of itched at it, but I think he wants to do it.
	I think he wants to have like a real good time.
	Yeah, there'll be plenty of Coke.
	I'm kind of unique with bachelor parties where I'm not really into prostitution.
	I never really enjoyed prostitution.
	I don't think it's fun.
	But there's sort of two ways you can go with a bachelor party.
	And there's the stripper thing, which is great in a city like New York where you just don't get creative.
	Like find a service where they say it's $800 or maybe $200 per person, whatever, $1,600.
	And we get you a limousine.
	We have strippers on it.
	And then we go to various bars.
	And in between bars, the strippers strip in the limousine.
	And these guys have deals with the bars.
	So it ends up really organized and it's fine.
	And there's no fucking prostitution, but the girls are naked.
	They're eating each other out.
	That's super fun.
	That's a great bachelor party.
	And I've done that before with guys.
	My personal bachelor party was just no strippers, no prostitutes.
	It was at a hunting lodge, and we just got annihilated for four days at a hunting lodge in Bovina, New York.
	As far as Costa Rica goes, I think that the place that I used to live, Montezuma, Costa Rica, is a great place.
	There are no chicks for 100 miles because it's so hard to get to.
	It's a surfer town.
	So don't get your hopes up about getting laid.
	But fucking prostitutes is sad and depressing anyway.
	So I would recommend you all fly down to San Jose.
	You take a prop plane to Tamarindo.
	And then you drive to Montezuma.
	You stay at Omar de Mare, the hotel, and you just fucking get wasted and do tons of blow and go to the beach, maybe surf, and have a literal gay old time.
	But that's a hell of a track for a dude party.
	Maybe you should just...
	We live in just north of Los Angeles.
	Yeah, maybe you should be a little less adventurous and just go to Vegas.
	Yeah, it's so played out.
	Yeah, maybe it's played out for a reason.
	Maybe it's played out for a reason.
	Maybe it's played out because it's so awesome.
	Ventures!
	All right, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's how you do Montezuma.
	There's all kinds of fun places there, like Malpais and what else is there?
	Mal Paiz.
	But I don't know.
	It's kind of like if you're going to just party and get wasted with your friends, do you really want to go on somewhere that takes 15 hours to get there?
	Next caller.
	Okay, next up is Winston.
	First of all, I want to know why are you...
	Yeah, of course.
	I love that guy.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Great question.
	Let's get him on next week.
	All right.
	I feel like we've come to a place with censored.tv where I no longer have to worry about how we'll be perceived.
	I mean, I gave up on getting liberal guests.
	They were too expensive.
	They're like 15 grand each.
	So, like, earlier I was worried about Faith Goldie and Owen Benjamin because it might not get me Cornell West and Candace Owens.
	But after spending a fucking fortune getting those people and getting an hour out of them, I think, all right, I'd rather just have Owen Benjamin and not worry about who the guests are.
	That used to not be a thing, by the way, who your guests are.
	ESPN had Richard Spencer on.
	CNN had David Duke on.
	It didn't mean that you agreed with the person when you had them on the show.
	That's a relatively new thing.
	And now we have people sending us letters where they say, don't say my name on the air.
	Meaning, I don't want my work to know that I have heard these thoughts.
	All right, next.
	Okay, next up, we got Fendenaker.
	You're muted.
	Yo, Gavry Guy, how you doing?
	What's up?
	What's up?
	Yo, so I just got a band for you guys, Australian band, if you haven't heard of them yet.
	They're called Violent Soho.
	Okay.
	What song?
	What song?
	Covered in chrome is good.
	It's a little slow beginning, but it gets real good around 55 seconds.
	Nice, nice.
	How did Australia become such a hotspot for tunage?
	They're just, they got it down, man.
	They got a chemistry over there.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's because it's the only place left in the world where you can be a real man.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We'll check that out.
	All right.
	So this is a good jam, too.
	Like when people recommend music to me, I never like it, but with Australia, it's always just like perfect stripped-down Louis Louie Kingsman rock.
	Fuck.
	Fuck.
	That rules.
	Fucking quality.
	Can you get me a beer that just gave me beer?
	Oh, yeah.
	Buriitis.
	I could give you the beer, dear.
	Give me a fucking beer, guy.
	That fucking song just made me need a fucking beer, SD.
	Next.
	Okay, vacuum corn pop.
	You're unmuted.
	He's a faggot.
	Wait, what was that?
	He's a fag.
	He's a fag.
	What y'all know about corn pop, though?
	Corn pop was a bad dude.
	Dude, you know what's funny about corn pop?
	I think he existed Like when Cory Booker Yeah.
	Mikey!
	When Corey Booker talks about his buddy T-Bone, the gangster in Newark, that's just a lie.
	T-Bone does not exist.
	Northeastern blacks don't call each other T-Bone.
	That's a southern thing.
	But Corn Pop existed.
	I just think it's hilarious that that's the story he wants to share with his black audience.
	Well, it's kind of what you and I would do if we were like at a bar and for some reason, like 10 black people at that bar in that area were staring at me like, hey, man, you used to be a lifeguard here, right?
	Do you have any stories?
	And you'd sort of go, um, oh, yeah, okay, I got one, I got one, I got one.
	Um, yeah, back in the early 70s, there was, I was just lifeguarding right up the road here, and there was a guy named Cornpop.
	And that would be interesting in that context because they asked for an esoteric story.
	But to just be sitting there at a political rally and go, I got blonde hair on my legs.
	There was a guy named Cornpop.
	Dude, it's so fucking crazy.
	I'm not even enjoying it.
	I wanted to let you know, a month ago, there was the first Space Force launch, and it wasn't covered anywhere.
	What the fuck is up with that?
	What's a Face Force launch?
	Space Force series.
	The Space Force.
	Oh, fuck.
	We did it last month?
	I didn't even know that.
	Last month, first launch.
	What the fuck, man?
	They have the coolest merch in the history of presidencies.
	Oh, shit.
	I gotta check that out.
	Anyway, have a good one.
	All right, thanks for dude, of the United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket with AEHF-6 on the first mission for the United States.
	That's like fuck you with my heels, fuck you with my rockets.
	First mission.
	Maybe there's a thing with girls where when they say F's like that, like first mission, you can tell that they're good in bed.
	Yeah, this is the first mission.
	Fuck you with my heels.
	I'm sorry, next.
	Okay, we're going to try again.
	Winston, go ahead.
	Churchill?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Cigarettes?
	Yes, so I'm trying to wonder why you're trying to allow the leader of your hate group, Enrique Tario, to run for Congress.
	That is so hateful.
	I'm down here in Florida, and you know what?
	We've voted Democrats our whole life, and this is just ridiculous.
	I can't believe you would even allow that to happen with your anti-Muslim jargon and your open borders.
	Why would you even start a hate group?
	You're right.
	What can I do now to correct it?
	Yeah.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	What can I do now to correct this problem, this mess I've made?
	Well, you could start by eliminating a lot of your white friends.
	You could just kill yourself for one.
	That would be great.
	Okay, I have a drill here.
	That would work perfectly.
	You should put it in your nut.
	In my nut?
	Just one?
	Both of them at the same time.
	And then bring it to your stupid president with his orange hair.
	My stupid president with his orange hair?
	What's that accent?
	Where are you calling from?
	It says Florida, okay?
	But why did you say wit is...
	Yeah, that doesn't sound Floridian.
	All my family are Cuban, Irish, Italian, Chinese, and some other Asian that we're not sure of.
	Okay.
	And your anti-Muslim rhetoric doesn't do good for the population.
	Population.
	Well, I disagree with you.
	I think that Muslims don't do great for the population generally, especially when they get up above 10%.
	Oh, my God.
	You might as well just, you know what?
	I'm hanging up.
	See you at Westfest, Faggot.
	Bye, Jerk.
	Wait, we're going to take a pause in the Collins for the secret ally.
	And we're going to go to the calls.
	We got Angel Dust.
	Or Dustin.
	No, you don't have to get up and refocus it.
	Dustin!
	Dustin!
	Mikey!
	Dustin!
	Go on the phone!
	Dude, fucking call Mikey!
	Mikey!
	Mikey!
	Yo, Dustin, you're about to lose your spot.
	Dustin, you're about to lose.
	Three, two, one.
	Kapushkins.
	Alright, we got Brendan.
	He says, call me.
	Brendan, what are you talking about?
	What's up, B-Dog?
	Hello?
	You're unmuted, bro.
	What's happening?
	This is not good entertainment for the people who pay $10 a month.
	Oh, the Skype.
	Okay, hold on one second.
	Oh, it's you fucking up.
	Good thing I didn't hang up on that dude.
	Alright, we'll take another call from the Discord in the meantime.
	Hello?
	It's tricky to draw the dollar curve correctly.
	What are you doing, dude?
	Do your fucking job.
	Discord.
	We don't have any more money in the Skype account?
	Yeah.
	I sent you 100 emails where they said I told it to auto-recharge.
	Yeah, it said it failed.
	I just bought $10 the other day.
	So what the hell?
	Hey, guys.
	Discord.
	Maybe we're getting banned from Skype is what's going on.
	Uh-oh.
	Discord.
	There's a server problem with the Discord.
	Might have to provide some content in the meantime.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, don't worry.
	I've got content.
	How about this trend that was going on?
	Cancel Adam Driver.
	Now, when Adam Driver became famous, there was lots of articles about him, lots of interviews.
	And he, right out of the gate, said, I'm a Marine.
	I'm a military guy.
	I love this country.
	Why are you in the military?
	Was that your dad?
	Did your dad?
	No, no, no.
	I joined after 9-11.
	Everyone knows that.
	But millennials just found out.
	So, and this I have trouble wrapping my head around.
	They're pissed because he joined the military after 9-11.
	So how does this work with their minds?
	You're not supposed to be mad after 9-11.
	I guess what they're saying is the countries that we invaded after 9-11 had nothing to do with 9-11.
	There's an argument there for sure, but I'm not sure that's their argument.
	I think their point is you shouldn't go to war after an attack.
	I think that's really what they mean.
	And I remember on September 12th in 2001, there was protests in Union Square and they said things like, What was it?
	It was like, oh, Weird fucking things like that.
	What's going on with our communication devices?
	I see a spinning Discord.
	Let me see if I can get on the Discord.
	Let me see if we're live.
	Oh, we got...
	Hey, bud.
	Let me see if, uh, We'll call you back.
	Yeah, we'll call you.
	Okay, I'll call you back.
	All right, I'm on Skype.
	Is our show live?
	Skype is up.
	Let me check the show.
	And I apologize, folks at home.
	I know this is not what you pay for to see people messing with their technology.
	I'm on the Discord.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	We're live.
	Okay.
	Live as hell, matter of fact.
	So we're live.
	You're having trouble with the Discord.
	I see the Discord fine here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're having trouble with Skype.
	I see the Skype fine here.
	And the internet works because I pulled up the Atom driver.
	We're getting the checking for updates thing on the Discord, and it is not loading for shit.
	Here was another funny one Let's play clip one, two Where Uh Well, let's just play it, and then we'll discuss why, because any analysis will become a spoiler.
	When that would be an answer.
	It's going to be a long time.
	Anthony, thank you.
	We do want to mention one person who was singled out today by Governor Murphy.
	This young man that you're looking at right there, 26-year-old Jack Allard.
	We profiled him last month, Michelle Charlesworth, with a powerful story.
	I mean, the former Ridgewood High School lacrosse door, a two-time all-American, was in a medically induced coma after coming to him with a virus after spending time on a ventilator and five full weeks in the hospital.
	The governor today announcing that Jack has died.
	It was a long month, but slowly Jack remembered.
	And last Thursday, he was clapped out by the doctors and nurses who saved his life as he walked out of the hospital.
	For Jack and for the hundreds more who have left our hospitals, we are hopeful and optimistic.
	I feel horrible.
	Jack is very much alive.
	Jack, we love you.
	And the story Michelle did brought so many people closer to you and your story closer to all of you.
	Jack is awake and back home.
	He has come home.
	Not in the figure.
	So when he walked out, he didn't walk out in that literal sense.
	And my deepest apologies for that.
	I just misread everything and I apologize.
	But he is alive and we are grateful for that.
	Yeah, it's so good to hear.
	Hey, listen.
	Hearted news guy.
	When someone says clapped out or gone home, they never mean dead.
	When you're announcing the death of a teenager during a pandemic, you don't use euphemisms.
	You don't use funny terms like popped his clogs.
	Remember Harry and Paul?
	40 and 45?
	They talked about him popping his clogs.
	Old Bunny popped his clogs last night.
	Oh, how old was he?
	40, 45?
	He'd been married 45 years, 45 years.
	You do say popped his clogs when you're two 85-year-old British aristocrats talking about the death of old Bunny.
	But I believe that that anchorman saw the term clapped out and assumed it meant death.
	The poor bugger clapped out, didn't he?
	Well, a young man clapped out.
	So was my payment not going through?
	No, it went through.
	We had some internet bullshit.
	No, because I've been getting emails like 10 a day from Skype saying we cannot process your payment.
	Yeah, it won't go on an automatic thing, but if I just keep buying and buying and buying.
	We got a call-in studio back, and we got Dustin.
	These are all the tools you need in your tool bag.
	Hey, Dusty Dustin.
	Your drill.
	Hey.
	A bunch of drill bits and fucking, whatever you call them, drills.
	Hammer.
	Go ahead, what's up, buddy?
	I want to slowly lower my asshole down onto a beer bottle with my heels on.
	That was one of the most disturbing moments of my life, sir.
	You're bringing back.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	This is not a suggestion.
	It's a question.
	I cringe at suggestions just like you.
	But why is there not a t-shirt that says get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting?
	Well, the answer to that, sir, is we're still working out the grammar.
	Like, is it one sentence?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop.
	Or is it get fired, period, get in trouble, period, be brave and never stop fighting?
	Is it three sentences or one?
	Just a stack of words.
	Oh, I like that.
	That's harder.
	You know what?
	Done.
	How about no spaces?
	Yes.
	Awesome.
	Or maybe Tensor.tv across the front and then that real big stacked up on the back.
	Where do you live?
	Your area is good at ideas.
	I'm from South Carolina.
	South Carolina.
	Officially the idea capital of America.
	God makes me feel good to hear.
	All right.
	Whenever those guys were, you were talking to those people on the Discord, I just had a total epiphany or realization about everything you said about how snarky and full of themselves they are.
	And they're on the line.
	No, that's a different Discord, you fucking retard.
	Oh.
	Yeah, you know, the takeaway for me for that whole experience was the guy who said that Soviet Russia was utopia.
	That was a jawdropper for me.
	You hit him with the ignorant cunt.
	I was really hoping for the fucking idiot.
	But whenever I'm at work and I was just thinking about, you know, you having the conversation with the guy about the animals, you're like, well, how does he know, how do you know that they're better, that we're better than them?
	And it's like, you're like, I don't know, ask your dog.
	And the other guy trying to ask you about, you know, why you think a man can't change into a woman.
	And these questions, I'm so glad you didn't answer any of them.
	But these questions are just so obvious to me.
	I'm like looking around at work, I'm like, I could ask anybody here on this job site, and they would all know that you can't become a woman, that dogs, animals are here to eat, you know?
	And I'm like, what is the determining factor?
	I'm like, it's just college.
	That's it.
	Wait, you eat dogs?
	I would if I was hungry enough.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's so simple.
	Like that guy, that's why I didn't really enjoy it because I'm talking to 19-year-old me, and it's like, okay.
	So we're the same as animals.
	So you and I, animals, dog, cow, we're all the same.
	Okay, so I can treat other species the way you animals treat other species.
	Well, let's see.
	Wolves will go to a flock of sheep and just open up all their necks with their young to show their young how to hunt.
	They won't eat the sheep.
	They're already full.
	But they'll leave an entire flock dead to show their young how to hunt.
	Shall I do that?
	Like the way that animals treat other animals is fucking mortifying.
	But if we're going to open that Pandora's box, let's start doing it.
	Okay.
	Yeah, but why don't we just eat people that are in a coma?
	I mean, like, what kind of, like, I just don't, I don't, I didn't get why I don't understand it.
	I can't figure it out.
	Are we ever going to get to these people?
	What is this disease that's eating their brains?
	College.
	You're right.
	Leftism.
	Yeah, college.
	It's college, dude.
	You know how you say that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's what I said.
	That's why I was like, the only thing that's different between my friends and the people that I work with and those guys that were calling in is they went to college.
	Isn't it shocking that you get that kind of mental trauma and you're also saddled with $220,000 in debt from that brainwashing?
	It's like being a Vietnam vet, but you owe Vietnam a quarter of a million dollars.
	Like they ruined you, dude.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You know how you say feminists are shit chests, you know?
	And I was thinking about those guys.
	I'm like, what is that?
	And I was just thinking to myself, they're just shitheads.
	And then it dawned on me.
	I'm like, oh, yeah, the feminists have had their heart replaced with a piece of shit.
	And what's wrong with these guys is they've had their brains replaced with a piece of shit.
	Shitheads.
	So true.
	So true.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	And what people don't get about Soviet Russia is, and I should have Michael Malice on the show to discuss this, the snitching, the snitching to the government was familial.
	Your mother would rat on you.
	You would rat on your mother.
	You're sitting at dinner with your family and there's a rat at the table.
	It could be your daughter.
	And the Strongest fabric of American society is the family dinner table.
	You recalibrate.
	There's been all kinds of studies that show that girls who regularly ate dinner with their family are less likely to get pregnant, less likely to become prostitutes, less likely to do a million terrible things because the dinner with the family is a recalibration.
	In Soviet Russia, it wasn't a recalibration.
	It was a danger zone.
	Their system was so toxic and corrupt that you lived in fear of your own fucking family.
	Imagine being in your home and wondering if your mother or your sister were going to rat you out.
	Imagine your dad might send you to the fucking gulags.
	Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.
	That's hell.
	What was that segue?
	Because it's one of the oldest symbols in the book.
	What you just described.
	Shouldn't there be like a method to your madness?
	Yeah.
	All right, we're down to the last caller.
	What do we got?
	How's it going?
	Go ahead.
	Hello.
	Nothing to live or die for.
	Pretty excited about Jim Goad's show coming.
	Yeah, me too.
	How are you, me?
	Jim Goad inspired vice, by the way.
	There'd be no vice without answer me.
	He's got to be like one of the best, I don't know, human beings.
	He's awesome.
	Would you feel better about your life if you won socks?
	Because you did.
	Oh, nice.
	I thought it was the first and second caller.
	I got a voice memo from this guy, our guy, saying give away another pair.
	Okay.
	You just got some socks, dude.
	And for the guys that...
	So you didn't keep track of their numbers.
	It deleted somewhere down the line.
	It usually has them in the queue.
	I'll look to see if there's a history I could find, but.
	Go ahead, caller.
	Sorry.
	Sorry about these delays.
	You are the last caller.
	We're a little tired.
	A little disoriented.
	Too much someone.
	So I just wondered if you'd like walk.
	This is my last Hawaiian shirt.
	I'm out of Hawaiian shirts.
	Go ahead, Caller.
	I won't interrupt you.
	Yeah, I just wanted to interrupt.
	I won't talk about my Hawaiian shirt, which is a scarface shirt.
	I mean, it's a.
	Go ahead, Caller.
	You got the line.
	Also, it's annoying when people interrupt.
	It's someone who's trying to make a point.
	Especially.
	But does it keep fear?
	You have the forum, sir.
	Take it away.
	I just want to know how you actually met him.
	What the first interaction you had with him was like.
	Shut the fuck up and leave.
	I'm not even sure if I'm still moling with you right now.
	Jim Goat is a fucking asshole, is one minor detail.
	And we had corresponded with him, I think, kind of loosely.
	After we started Vice, we got him to freelance write a few times.
	And we were honored, obviously, to be...
	But when I finally, I think the first time I met him was he came to New York.
	I can't remember why he was here.
	I think he was working for Thought Catalog.
	So I'd known him for 10 years, but never met him face to face.
	And he came to my fucking apartment and he stayed at my house with my girlfriend who's now my wife.
	And he stole all my pot.
	He just took it and he left a note.
	He left a note the next day.
	Can you just mute him?
	I think he's trying to interrupt you now.
	He left a note that said, hey, man, thanks for having us.
	I took all your pot just because.
	And then it gets worse.
	So then when I did my movie for Death of Cool, he played a Nazi skinhead in it who beats me up.
	And, you know, when you're shooting a movie, it's 12-hour days.
	And after a day, he was like, this fucking sucks.
	I have a date.
	And I was like, well, Jim, I did fly you out here.
	We lost a fortune on him.
	Like we ate a huge part of our budget flying him down to New York and getting him a hotel.
	And he was like, I got to go on this date.
	And we go, well, I don't want to be Captain Ringdown, but we are still shooting.
	And then we said, okay, so there's a weird scene where he starts a fight with me.
	And then as I'm being gang beaten up by all these different skinheads, he's mysteriously not there because he just left the set and went on a date.
	And then I think he left New York early.
	And I was like, Jim, we have another day of shooting.
	And he's like, look, you guys fucked me around.
	I had a date.
	You said you're going to be done at five.
	You were done at eight.
	And I was like, that's the way shooting goes.
	And he's like, fuck you.
	Didn't say fuck you, but the point is that Jim is a brilliant orator.
	He's a great writer.
	He's a very influential mind.
	And he's a shitty friend.
	I'll say that right now.
	Hey, by the way, we had an email that says somebody will offer $2,000 U.S. for the New Zealand guy's art.
	I'll put it on the wall with my Sabo art.
	So that's the auction starts.
	Is that Sabo saying that?
	No.
	It's a man named Hugh.
	Oh, that's cool.
	So the auction starts at $2,000.
	All right, folks.
	Well, let's pursue this on Monday.
	Tomorrow night, we have Friday Night's All Right with Milo Yiannopoulos.
	I believe he's going to have live sex on the show, which we'll have to talk about with everyone else involved.
	And I guess we're okay with that.
	Is that, I mean, it's legal, I guess?
	I don't even know.
	And then Saturday, we'll have Jacob Wall, Man Up.
	We have SOAF coming up Saturday, Sunday, something like that, Loomered.
	And then we'll see you Monday where we'll talk about this new fundraiser from the Kiwi who wants to give money to justiceforliberty.com.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Dealing is a piece of skin wrapped in a pocket.

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