Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH [2020-04-27 - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH]

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S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH [2020-04-27 - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH]

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	Traveling at the speed of the live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.
	Thank you.
	Actually, go back to that song.
	That's a good.
	Hey, yo, kids.
	What's up?
	Remember when I used to be dope?
	Yeah.
	I own a pocket full of fame.
	But look what you're doing now.
	I know.
	Well, I know.
	I lost touch with reality.
	Now my personality is an unwanted commodity.
	So this is fun.
	We fell for a, both Ryan and I separately fell for an Instagram ad.
	Yeah.
	I met about 100% with Instagram ads.
	I'm close.
	I'm close.
	Every time I see one, I go, that looks pretty cool.
	And I click and buy it.
	Like that, they have some putty that's for cracks in the wall.
	It looks much better than the normal spackle paste.
	Yeah, I'm getting that.
	And then we both separately bought one of these.
	Mine hasn't arrived yet.
	But you just take it like a foreskin.
	You just apply it to your beer.
	Now go drink in the park.
	Yeah.
	Take a backpack of beers to the park.
	You know what I've been doing to stop the impulse buy?
	This may help you.
	You click the top right options and you open in Safari and just keep a list of the stuff that you quote unquote want to buy.
	Yeah, I don't really have a problem with that.
	This is a great investment.
	This is a good thing.
	That one is, yeah.
	I'm saying the algorithm is effective, actually.
	Hey, yo, kids, what's up?
	That was from the soundtrack Judgment Night.
	Judgment Night is a film starring Cuba Gooding Jr., Everlast, Jeremy Piven, and Emilio Estivez.
	And they go to see a fight.
	And there's too much traffic.
	They're going to miss the fight.
	So they go through a bad part of the south side of Chicago, which was a war zone then and is even worse today.
	And they witness a gang murder.
	And the gang wants to kill them because there was witnesses.
	It bombed in the box office, but it's a really fun movie to watch with your son.
	My 11-year-old and I watched it last night and he loved it.
	But there's some pretty big plot holes.
	One, the gang isn't black.
	They're white and they're run by the really scary Dennis Leary.
	And then that gang, those four guys, they run the South Side of Chicago.
	Apparently, Everlast was edited almost completely out of the movie because on the set he kept saying, what the fuck?
	This is ridiculous.
	White guys run the south side of Chicago.
	And then the other major plot point is they don't want any witnesses to the murder.
	What?
	Go ahead.
	Tell the cops.
	Call the cops and say, hi, I just murdered a drug dealer.
	You don't see cops this entire movie.
	They don't care.
	If you could go to the police and say, hi, I was just in the south side of Chicago and I saw, I couldn't really describe him, but I saw the silhouette of a guy, looked kind of like Dennis Leary, shoot a drug dealer.
	And they're going to go, okay, well, we'll put that on the pile.
	It wouldn't be hard to catch the white guys doing the murders.
	That would narrow it down a lot.
	Yeah, they'd probably say we know him.
	He's the only white gangster in the history of the south side of Chicago.
	But the soundtrack is awesome.
	And by the way, let me just explain something about my recommendations.
	Not everything enjoyable has to be good.
	Okay?
	Like Judgment Night is a great movie to watch with your boy.
	It's a garbage movie with huge platoles.
	I love garbage.
	One of my favorite recent films is Hobbs and Shaw.
	It's cartoon action.
	It's ridiculous.
	Bad Boys 3.
	The new Bad Boys was fun to watch.
	It's just garbage.
	I like garbage.
	I like junk food.
	I like cheap Gino Chains.
	Cuban Lynx.
	Because Ray Kwan told me to.
	But the soundtrack is also good in kind of a cheesy way.
	It's a mashup of a hip-hop guy and a rock guy, which was pretty new back then.
	This was 1994.
	And that opening song was De La Sol and Teenage Fan Club.
	Teenage Fan Club were kind of a punky band.
	Locomotion, here we come.
	We're going to have some kind of fun.
	Almost rockabilly.
	But there's tons of good jams on that album.
	Like Judgment Night, which I think is Biohazard and Onyx or something like that.
	Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill.
	Here's the weird part, though.
	The soundtrack was a huge success.
	Everyone loved it.
	The movie did terrible.
	The soundtrack isn't in the movie.
	That opening song you heard Fallen is at the beginning.
	But like there's a song with Onyx and Biohazard.
	Judgment Night.
	That's the song.
	And there's a scene where they're running for their lives and the bad guys are shooting at them.
	Why isn't that there?
	It's just like generic music.
	And I looked it up.
	I can't find a reason why.
	Mud Honey and Sir Mixalot.
	Play some of that Judgment Night song.
	Remember Onyx?
	Crazy Bald Heads!
	You know who wears an Onyx?
	Doc from Champs from the gym.
	It's such a weird band to be into.
	Do you know about Onyx?
	Did they do Slam?
	Yeah, damn it.
	With the Bochy Boards!
	The Puerto Ricans used to do SPAM!
	Dostones!
	Dostones!
	It's the rice and beans!
	That's really funny.
	Yeah.
	Parodies were huge back in the early 90s, huh?
	What do you mean, the Puerto Ricans?
	They were unified.
	You were on your uncle, basically.
	Your uncle.
	Show Onyx for a second.
	Okay.
	No, not pictures, videos.
	Show Onyx doing Slam.
	But what happened was the rock band would make a song and then they'd submit it to the rap guys and the rap guys would sing over it.
	Apparently Tool and Rage Against the Machine did one together and they both thought it sucked so they didn't release it.
	It sucks.
	I don't like this.
	What?
	Sorry.
	I don't.
	That's enough talk about Judgment Night.
	Good movie.
	You ever drink malt liquor?
	Duh, right?
	Yes.
	Doesn't it make you feel like complete crap?
	I don't remember.
	I haven't had malt liquor since I was 20.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Double-fisting 40s?
	Double-fisting 40s.
	We should have a 40s party.
	Destroyed.
	Dude, we should drink 40s.
	Okay.
	We'll do that for our next movie night.
	You know what I want to do for our next movie night is E.T., and I'll prove to you that Steven Spielberg is a pedophile.
	Sounds good.
	I was talking to Owen Benjamin on the weekend, and I asked him if he saw that Out of the Shadows movie.
	Actually, it's called Out of Shadows.
	Did we talk about this?
	It's fucking garbage.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And by the way, the only smoking gun in the whole movie is that John Podesta said in an email, I want pizza for an hour.
	And that is fucking weird.
	But my wife used to do events.
	No, that's not it, dude.
	This out of shadows.
	Just a week.
	Oh, oh, you're right.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, the first third of the movie is him showing that he's a really good stuntman.
	He's done all these stunts.
	I don't give a shit.
	He's qualified.
	Like, how many times does the narrator use up a third of the film to show you his resume?
	And his resume's got nothing to do with the movie.
	Now, she's interesting.
	She got shut out.
	Yeah, that's Nexium they talk about.
	Yeah, it was a cult where this guy brainwashed a bunch of chicks into fucking him.
	They weren't fucking children.
	But anyway, the Podesta thing.
	And I'm not saying Pizzagate is real or false.
	I don't know.
	But I'd like some evidence, please.
	And Podesta does have weird pictures, paintings in his house.
	That's true.
	He's probably just a gay.
	Yeah, that's the triangle.
	That's their symbol.
	Anyway, my wife did events for Fashion Week.
	Oh, go back to that guy.
	Doesn't he look like Mr. Noodles?
	Do you know who Mr. Noodles is?
	Of course I do, but I just want to update you.
	That was Elmo's sidekick.
	Hi, I'm Elmo.
	Yeah.
	Look at the second picture you got there.
	That's the guy who loves rats in Green Mile.
	Okay, so that's Mr. Noodles.
	And when my kids were young, they would watch Sesame Street and they would watch Mr. Noodles with Elmo.
	And now go back to that other guy.
	Like, did someone not tell you that your collar's eating your head?
	This is called bad direction.
	Like, stop, okay, stop, stop.
	What's going on?
	Like, who just sits there and lets a guy get eaten by a shirt shark?
	This looks like a scene out of Jaws if Jaws was a white cotton shirt.
	Like, surely the director saw that.
	But anyway, sorry, to get back to this sentence, my wife said, when you're doing a big event, you do say that.
	You say, I want pizza for an hour.
	Meaning, I want pizza to be available to my guests for about an hour.
	And then we want open bar for an hour.
	We want liquor for an hour.
	And then this Madria Abranovich, spirit cooking woman, do you know what that is?
	That's just a boring, stupid, cunty, pretentious artist who does stupid, queer stuff that politicians love to be a part of.
	Politicians are, Hollywood is, sorry, politics is just Hollywood for ugly people.
	And these ugly losers, they want to be in the in crowd, which is why you see terrible modern art in public parks.
	Because the politician who sanctioned this giant paperclip or whatever the fuck it is, wanted to hang out with the artist and hobnob with the elites, the fancy sculptors.
	That's why it's in your house.
	And it's the same thing with the spirit cooking.
	They just want to be part of this cool esoteric thing.
	So it's a waste of a movie.
	It's a fucking joke.
	And I got mad at Anthony and Anthony Kumia for liking it.
	And he says, calm down, calm down.
	It's like loose change.
	You just want to watch it.
	But no.
	And I said to Owen Benjamin, and that was it.
	That's how I got to that subject.
	I said to Owen Benjamin, what do you think of the movie?
	And he goes, if you can see a movie, a documentary, and it's still on YouTube, then it's there as a psyop and it's there to distract, which is funny because a lot of the movie is about trying to distract you.
	But he goes, this could be Spielberg trying to sidetrack you.
	If it was really genuinely exposing a pedophile ring, you wouldn't be able to see it.
	It would be taken down.
	Pretty good point.
	Oh, check out 1.5, though.
	Holy Shittola.
	This is the most compelling thing I've ever seen.
	We're not going to watch the whole thing.
	Chicket it, check.
	Let's see.
	Why does that look so shitty?
	My speed is.
	Hi, everybody.
	Hi, everybody.
	This is watch this.
	Go back, Ryan.
	Never zoom in on a YouTube video.
	People want to see the number of views.
	They want to see the name.
	Old Wisps.
	What's the word I'm looking for?
	Zoom out.
	I don't think that's his YouTube channel.
	I don't think he has a YouTube channel, does he?
	No, I think he's banned.
	He's banned?
	He's generally anti-Semitic.
	But I was watching and I was thinking, and I sort of had this epiphany this weekend.
	The three worst things that you can think in today's modern society are blacks have lower IQs and they're worth less than other races.
	I don't like them.
	Don't take this out of context, you pricks.
	The Holocaust is exaggerated or didn't happen or the numbers are way off.
	And the third one is kids are sexy, right?
	These are the least popular things.
	Now, I don't like number three because kids are weak and vulnerable.
	And if you think kids are sexy, it's very easy for you to pursue that and actually molest kids.
	So I want to beat the shit out of you.
	And I obviously don't want to hang out with you.
	The first two, to say blacks are just inferior is silly, but I don't give a shit unless you're legislating that blacks don't get to go to this fountain, which will never happen.
	We're never going backwards with Jim Crow and all that.
	And by the way, Jim Crow was from 65, more than half a century ago.
	Don't worry about it.
	So that's just a silly belief.
	And I know people, like, most of my friends have silly beliefs.
	My friends, adult friends have Star Wars tattoos.
	My adult friends used spend tons of money on scratch-offs in front of me.
	I've seen my friend Gene, the postal worker, spend like $200 on those stupid things where they put them in the machine at the bar.
	I am never going to find a money back from us.
	And then the Holocaust denial thing, again, who cares?
	Like, all Turks totally deny the Armenian genocide, including the young Turks.
	Sheikh Jogger says, no, didn't happen.
	That was a million people dead.
	I don't give a shit if you believe it or don't believe it.
	China itself is in denial of their own genocide where 80 million people were killed by Mao.
	80 million people.
	Statues of them all over the place.
	I think that's offensive.
	I think that's fucking mental.
	You can go to jail if you criticize Mao in China.
	You could get beat up.
	Like old timers who still remember it will beat you up for criticizing their great leader who murdered 80 million people because they were the bourgeoisie.
	Because they were creative or intellectual.
	Oh, show that again?
	Did you show it?
	China is asshole.
	You know that Avi found that guy?
	Yeah, he was the one interviewing him.
	It's in my notes, actually.
	No, no, no.
	He found him again.
	Oh.
	That's 2-2.
	And this is weird because it kind of wrecks him.
	Oh, really?
	Remember I told you I saw the Sonics?
	The Sonics are one of my favorite bands.
	They revolutionized rock and roll back in the 60s.
	I saw them about 20 years ago, and they're geriatrics now, of course.
	They're 70 years old.
	And I kind of didn't like it.
	And I haven't really listened to Sonics much since.
	I don't want to do this then.
	Well, I'm going to ruin him for you.
	Let me guess.
	Oh, he's a good guy.
	Have you seen Donald Trump?
	Do you think he should step in?
	Donald Trump don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	Oh, no.
	Isn't this weird?
	Oh, no.
	Don't believe anything the CCP, anything the Chinese government is telling us about coronavirus.
	It is very such crazy.
	As I mentioned, that's don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	All the people is asshole.
	China is a virus.
	The pro-China Chinese is a carrier.
	Wow, he really.
	I've never heard anyone massacre the English language more brutally than him.
	It's like hearing English get chainsawed.
	Holy shit.
	I didn't know I liked that.
	Jesus just bring their prime and sign.
	We hate them, but not hate their blood or skin.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Jesus.
	Yeah, that sucked.
	It's like when you meet your hero and like, you know, the typical story arc where the kids want to meet this hero and then they meet him and he's like, yeah, just sucks.
	Ryan, I thought I told you we never want to hear your analogies.
	They're always the worst.
	They're worse than your detective work.
	Okay, we don't talk about corona on this show because it's boring.
	Oh, wait, I got to go back to that Owen Benjamin thing.
	Sorry.
	So in this video, which you got to zoom out on, please.
	Just told you that.
	No, no, just zoom out and keep me in.
	And this goes for every single YouTube video we ever play.
	Don't make it full screen.
	Okay?
	People want to see the uploader.
	They want to see the likes.
	They want to see how long it is.
	Got it?
	Got it.
	From now on, zoom out more than that.
	You're not showing the title.
	No?
	Zoom out more than that.
	Yes, hide your tabs.
	There we go.
	Anyway, in this video, Owen Benjamin confesses that his father's gay.
	And he said his father robbed his mother of $100,000 to spend on male prostitutes who then started coming by the house to ask him for, ask her for more money.
	And Owen Benjamin, I think one of the reasons he's so Christian now is because it prevented him, the love of Jesus Christ prevented him from murdering his father, which he had been plotting to do for years.
	It's the most compelling video I've ever seen.
	It's incredible.
	Check one.
	Check two.
	And I can't...
	Check.
	Let's see...
	Actually, I ended up on, I can't remember how, but I ended up seeing it first through a commentary video, and it was one of those America First Nick Fuentes guys, Stephen Franson, I think, talking about it.
	And he's talking about homosexuals and culture.
	And you're like, sorry, dude.
	You're 20 years old.
	You can't talk about life to me.
	I can't listen to advice from a fucking kid.
	I wish him all the best, but I'm sorry.
	If you're in your early 20s, you are in the pupil stage of your development.
	You're not a butterfly yet.
	I don't want to listen to you.
	What am I going to read your autobiography?
	Yo, this is a pattern I've been noticing the one year I've been an adult.
	So yeah, you got to check that out.
	Owen Benjamin's a person.
	But yeah, he doesn't like Jews.
	And I don't agree with him, but I don't care.
	You know what I mean?
	It doesn't hurt you at all?
	I just don't get this.
	Out of those three taboos, I don't get the first two.
	Why they're such a big fucking deal.
	Yeah, you're trivializing Holocaust.
	Yeah, that's a terrible thing to trivialize.
	You're trivializing the Great Leap Forward by promoting communism.
	It's got a death count upwards.
	People always say 100 million.
	I think it's closer to a billion.
	Because Mao alone did 80 million.
	And you trivialize that all the time.
	Alexandria Casero Cortez is an out-of-the-closet socialist.
	In Venezuela, they're eating stray dogs.
	That's offensive to me.
	I'm offended.
	I remember, shit, there was this Army supply store.
	I think it was in Port Jervis, which is near your old haunt, right?
	Yeah.
	And they were selling a t-shirt that I bought, and it said right-wing extremist on the front.
	This was before Trump and everything.
	So they probably aren't selling it now.
	And he said, some liberal in a Volkswagen came storming in and said, that offends me.
	Get that down out of your window now.
	And he said, the owner told the guy, dude, I'm offended from the second I wake up in the morning to the Second, I go to bed.
	Every time I turn on the TV, I'm offended.
	Every time I walk down the street, I'm offended.
	It's hard to think of a time I'm not offended.
	So go fuck yourself.
	And the guy, I think, called the cops.
	What?
	Imagine being such a pussy that you called the cops on a shirt.
	It's like when I was at that bar that we go to sometimes near my house.
	And this Jewish guy was there playing pool.
	This is a really Jewy episode.
	And his friend came up to me and he said, you know, my friend over there playing pool, he feels unsafe when you're here.
	And I said, that's the most pussy thing I've ever heard in my life.
	And he said, no, it isn't.
	And I said, yes, it is.
	And then we said, no, it isn't.
	Yes, it is like 10 times.
	Did you play rock, paper, scissors after that?
	Jesus Christ.
	No, it isn't.
	Oh, and one more thing.
	I'm a rubber and you're glue.
	So it is.
	But can you imagine saying that?
	This is really all, that's the theme of all of these things.
	We're just pussies.
	We're such pussies.
	How weak do you have to be to be scared of an opinion?
	And I was just saying this to Tracy Connors.
	I did an interview with her this morning.
	If someone was against me marrying an American Indian and didn't like that I had American Indian kids, I wouldn't even be offended.
	I'd be interested.
	I'd be like, so what's your deal now?
	Why is this an issue?
	Like, it would be fun.
	I'd be kind of excited to be frank.
	To be honest.
	That sounded weird when I said frank.
	To be frank.
	You want to be frank?
	A guy named Frank.
	Also in our viewing recommendations, I'd like you to see some terrible things.
	SNL has reached new lows.
	Holy shit, is it terrible?
	You know how they read from a script?
	I'll never understand why SNL gets people who are really good at improv.
	It's really their only talent.
	And it makes them not do improv.
	Hey, Jimi Hendrix, here's some drumsticks.
	Play some drums for us.
	Bonk, bing, bing, bonk, bonk.
	It's the weirdest thing.
	And it looks so awkward on the show when they're looking away from the person they're talking to.
	This is even more awkward.
	Here is four people reading a script that's right in front of them.
	It's worse than a radio play.
	Even like with a radio play, you have the papers there and you're like, get out of here, Bobby.
	Sims again.
	Look, this is not how we would normally conduct a murder investigation.
	But like everyone else, we have to adjust to the new normal.
	Yes, of course.
	Of course.
	Happy to help.
	You can just, you know what's weird?
	You always know something's terrible when you can see the script.
	What's it called?
	Final draft or something, that software that they use.
	You can just see the character's name and the dialogue.
	You know, and you say the location interior, and then you have the guy's name above and his dialogue.
	And then everyone is in square brackets and has everyone else.
	You can see the script.
	You're all suspects because you attended Dirk Walker Simpson's pool party on February 3rd.
	He's going from the camera to the script, up and down, up and down.
	This is so amateur hour.
	Where he was strangled with somebody's bikini bottoms.
	I'm sorry.
	What a way to go.
	Anyway, we have a break.
	You can see the rest of them reading the script, waiting for their part, Dick.
	Damn it.
	You know who could do this?
	You know who's talented enough to do this?
	I would say 83% of the population.
	83% of the population can do this.
	So why am I watching it?
	It's like tuning in.
	Hey, tune in to the juggling circus clown.
	Watch what I can do.
	Here's my trick.
	I'm the new David Blaine.
	Watch.
	It's this talented.
	You are this talented, SNL.
	Go ahead.
	I was nowhere near Dirk when he died.
	I was in the bathroom, desperately shaving my bikini line.
	All right, we'll hold off on alibis until Debbie gets here.
	All right.
	They're trying to show you that they can, they're so talented they can even use Zoom as a joke, but you're proving the opposite.
	No, it's nice.
	What is it?
	Oh, I'm just humming a little song I wrote.
	I'm just brutal!
	Go back.
	What is it?
	Oh, I'm just...
	Did you see his face?
	What is it?
	No, it's nice.
	What is it?
	Holy shit.
	This is like an SNL parody.
	Are they trying to get fired?
	Oh, I'm just humming a little song I wrote.
	I'm just trying not to forget the melody.
	She's the best and she's terrible.
	Do you want to sing it for us?
	What?
	Might as well.
	How awkward is this pacing?
	Wow.
	Okay.
	First performance of my new song, No Pressure.
	You Are the Sun.
	Anyway, so they like her song.
	And then he does a song called Rage Steak or something that's a bad song.
	And they don't like his song, and her song was good.
	That's the fucking joke.
	Unbelievable.
	Anyway, in our recommendations, I say don't watch SNL.
	Also in our viewing recommendations, Ricky Gervais' new show on Netflix is a great show about how miserable it is to not have kids.
	That's not what he's going for, but that's what it is.
	Just like we're going to watch E.T. and I'll prove to you that it's a pedophile child sex movie.
	Watch Ricky Gervais' Netflix show and see how pathetic it is to not have kids.
	He wrote the show clearly as a love letter to his girlfriend of decades.
	And it's his way of saying, if you ever died, I would be miserable.
	I would kill myself.
	That's not what you say when you have kids because you don't want them to be without a father.
	So it's less miserable if your wife dies and you have kids.
	And as he's moping about loving his dog too much, you're watching it going, this Is an expose on how pathetic it is to love your dog.
	It's really, really sad.
	He's proving the opposite.
	And there, yeah.
	His dad's senile, right?
	He's trying to hit on her.
	She's great.
	She's that Scottish chick.
	It doesn't look too bad, actually, isn't it?
	And it's all just so irrelevant.
	His life is irrelevant.
	And it's not because his wife died.
	It's because he doesn't have kids.
	And he talks about this dog like it saved his life.
	And you're supposed to love the dog and think, oh, well, the dog saved him.
	No, that's fucking pathetic.
	Your children are supposed to save you from suicide.
	What is the point?
	I know a guy whose son killed himself at 14.
	And apparently one of my other friends went to visit him recently, and he said, I just couldn't talk to him because he's so medicated that he's just not there.
	That's a fun story, Gav.
	I don't think it's fun.
	By the way, you know how I know this?
	All this about afterlife?
	Because it was sent to me by a guy named Drunk Me.
	I go through my voice notes in the morning.
	I've been drinking half a bottle of bourbon a day.
	And I go through these voice notes in the morning when I'm playing on the show.
	And I hear great ideas that I don't remember saying.
	Ricky Gervais wrote a love letter to his girlfriend about how devastated he would be if she died.
	But what he doesn't understand is that having kids is what we're here for.
	So not having kids.
	There's hundreds of these.
	There must be an affirmative action purge of all these people getting rid of the dead women.
	Drunk.
	But that's an interesting point I don't remember making.
	There must be an affirmative action purge going on because I know of a guy who fired this woman who's handicapped and incompetent.
	And he was always scared to fire her because she might sue him.
	But he realized now that she'll have no case.
	She just saves Corona.
	So all these people who were hired not for meritocracy or hired because they were black or crippled or something, they're all getting fired in droves now because it's an excuse.
	We're taking advantage of the lack of meritocracy in the virus.
	Oh, yeah.
	So we don't talk about the virus much on the show, and that's enough.
	Oh, sorry.
	Shit.
	I got to do one more recommendation and then we'll go.
	Speaking.
	More serious news.
	There is this show.
	This guy did black-ish.
	He has his own show now, and he's trying to do a Larry David thing.
	And it's called Black as Fuck.
	Hashtag black AF.
	And in it, he regularly says, I fucking hate white people.
	The reverse would be unfathomable.
	That, by the way, was Roger Ale's favorite thing to do, and he encouraged people at Fox to do it.
	Always switch it and make the black, white, and the white, black, and see how it stands up.
	And I got that habit from him.
	And it's really, it really educates you when you flip it.
	For example, I was watching Jazz Jennings, and she was there to support her boyfriend.
	I'm getting confused here.
	Jazz Jennings has his dick removed, right?
	And he has a gaping hole there now.
	He was there to support his friend, who was cutting his dick off, right?
	And so in that episode, I'm seeing two dicks get cut off, basically, right?
	They're advocating for that.
	And I just, I couldn't, this is in my drunken voice notes, too.
	Drunk me sent me this.
	My kid, wait a minute.
	I'm watching Jazz Jennings.
	Why is everyone okay with cutting off a dick?
	I've seen two dicks get cut off.
	Right?
	So this is what Drunk Me sent, sent this interesting concept.
	So I'm watching it.
	I'm seeing two white males have their dicks cut off.
	And it's floral.
	It's a beautiful episode with all kinds of happy, upbeat music behind it.
	And I thought, can you imagine a show where two black lesbians are there to support each other after they all cut their tits off?
	I don't think that would air.
	So cutting a black tit, you could never imagine on TV, cutting a white dick, that's awesome.
	Isn't that disturbing?
	So Jazz Jennings, the show, is kind of sexist and racist.
	Anyway, in this show, Black as fuck, he hates white people, and then he blames everything on slavery.
	And what he's trying to do, and see if you can find a clip of it.
	He's trying to do Larry David.
	But what he doesn't get, because he's a selfish person fundamentally, is that Larry David's endearing because of his empathy.
	Like when he gets mad at the pig Parker for parking over the line, he's mad because other people can't park there now.
	And now you fucked up that whole row of cars.
	He's not just a dick.
	In this movie, in this show, he's a complete fucking asshole who spends all his money on clothes and then blames the white man.
	Not too long ago, my dad got some money.
	He created a TV show about a black family.
	He also did a couple movies about black people.
	And that one reality show he did with Tyra, a black supermodel.
	Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff about black things.
	So it's self-deprecating, right?
	But then this is the only self-deprecating thing.
	Now that I think about it, he's pretty much just a racial profiteer.
	I guess I recognize him fast and furious.
	He's like, I fucking hate white people.
	And then he goes on to say this.
	This is the kind of thing that's snuck into the show.
	Blacks are forced to peacock.
	That's the car I was talking about.
	No, no, it's the next car.
	Blacks, he's forced to dress like that and forced to peacock.
	You know why?
	Because of slavery.
	You see, the slaves, when they were freed, they couldn't wear their rag clothes out.
	So the only other clothes they had besides rags was their Sunday best.
	So blacks back then were overdressed.
	And that's the origin of peacocking, which you've seen throughout history, black history.
	I'm going to be honest, it's a hybrid like yours, so there's that.
	Do not apologize.
	You work hard, you deserve a car like this.
	I wish I could pull this off, but then people would say I'm just driving it because I have a small dick.
	But they're not going to say that about you.
	Because I'm black.
	No, because you got drunk and pulled your dick out at the Writers' Guild retreat.
	Remember that?
	We all remember.
	I got to go, Steve.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know, shoot, that's pretty much Tokyo Drift Time.
	Fantastic.
	You got to check it out.
	It's almost like Hunters, where you'll enjoy it because it's so bad.
	Blacks hate riffing and jabbing on each other.
	They hate that kind of stuff.
	Yeah, they hate it.
	And they hate being forced to have an over-the-top car and bright colorful clothes.
	And when he's making that retarded argument, right?
	When was slavery abolished?
	A retard.
	When he's making that retarded argument, I'm thinking, what about Africa?
	What about African clothing?
	It's all very colorful.
	They're not known.
	The Sheikis are not known for their drab color schemes.
	It makes Hindus look monotone.
	Is that my fault too?
	Is that the Blue Man group?
	Jeez.
	Zubi is on the show tonight.
	I wonder if he's going to be offended by any of this content.
	I hope I'm not coming across as racist.
	Why are you racist?
	Here, let's say a non-racist thing.
	Kanye was in Forbes because he's just hit a billion.
	And his first retort when he finds out is, it's not a billion.
	I'm worth $3 billion, dick.
	I love him.
	But yeah, girl, we in a pandemic.
	Fuck this nigga.
	What's the matter with having a billion dollars?
	This is what I learned from Andrew Breitbart.
	Remember that story I've told a million times?
	I sold t-shirts to raise money for his family that said so, because before Trump was president, he wanted to host a Mitt Romney Obama debate in whatever that place is called, Palm Beach, Amanda Del Rey.
	Amanda Del Rey.
	Mango del Rey.
	Marina del Rey is in California.
	Where?
	You know, his fucking resort in Florida.
	Anyway.
	Oh, oh.
	And I said, yeah, he's just doing that to show off that he's Mar-a-Lago.
	Mar-a-Lago.
	He's just doing that to show off, to show off his money in his big resort.
	And Breitbart goes, so?
	I'm glad he's showing off.
	I'd rather he showed up and we glorify an entrepreneur than we have some stupid lefty network that wants to dominate the fucking conversation.
	And I thought, yeah, what a brilliant point.
	That's probably where I got the venerate the entrepreneur, glorify the entrepreneur and the proud boys tenets.
	I got it from Breitbart.
	So when you see that this guy, this entertainer, and forget that, I'm obviously biased because he's MAGA and Christian, but you see a guy who made a billion dollars, you should go, holy shit, that's awesome, dude.
	We have this idiotic, bullshit myth that there's one pie.
	And if you, if Kanye has a big piece, that's taking from my piece.
	No, this infinite pies, he's generating more pie.
	You should be excited about this, but you're not.
	And you know why?
	Because you're envious.
	And that's not Christian.
	That's a sin.
	Go back to that Twitter moment.
	It's all people hating him for having a billion.
	It's just assumed, I really want health care.
	Kanye, people are dying.
	Should I buy them more ventilators?
	I thought we had too many ventilators.
	We shall eat him too.
	Now they want to murder him and cook him.
	It was expected because of his enormous music career and his multiple businesses.
	Same as Jay-Z.
	Yeah.
	What is this?
	Since the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.
	That's not how it works.
	Life goes on.
	What does that say?
	Life goes on and who gives an effing damn?
	Maggie Thatcher explained this perfectly too.
	They were giving her shit for the wage gap in the UK.
	And she said, the wage gap was closer.
	There was less of a wage gap when I started here.
	But the poor are more successful now.
	So you would rather we were back down here, closer together, than for their wage gap to be high and the poor to be doing better off.
	You don't want success.
	And I don't understand why people have a fucking problem with this.
	There's a 1% in everything.
	There's the top 1% of math.
	There's the 1% of the YouTubers are making 90% of the money.
	1% of the chess players are Russian, and they're making 80% of the successful chess players.
	Who fucking cares?
	People excel.
	It's rare to excel.
	Kanye is a very talented songwriter who made a ton of money and he used his fame to further some interesting business investments.
	With, by the way, everyone hating his guts for supporting Trump.
	He still managed to plow through that and generate income.
	And he's promoting Christianity.
	What the fuck's your problem?
	I want the money.
	He has probably one of the most historic shoes in the world, too, and nobody knocks Jordan for that.
	Jordan has had that sort of shoe game going on for decades now.
	Speaking of Jordan, by the way, thank you for bringing that up.
	I'm going to start a GoFundMe for myself to buy some off-white, this particular pair of shoes I want.
	So I don't know how this, I've never done a GoFundMe before.
	I obviously can afford $1,200 shoes, but I'm not comfortable spending that much money.
	And I've wanted these for a long time now.
	No, the blue ones.
	Yeah, I'm going to look.
	So the very, yeah, those ones.
	So the 12.
	So guys, if we all band together, say there's what, 16,000 subscribers, if everyone donates a dollar, I can buy these shoes for myself.
	You're 11?
	I'm 11.
	I don't know.
	Eric Jordan's fit weird.
	I'm fit in Chucks.
	But Chucks are a weird size.
	I might be 10 and a half.
	So 1478.
	If we all work hard and pull together, we can buy me these ridiculous shoes that I'm way too old to wear.
	All right.
	Corona.
	We don't talk about It on the show, but if something is tangentially related, I will get involved.
	And I heard this quote that knocked my socks off.
	Remember, last year, this is 1.8, there was that teacher who said the hair-whitening sentence of, I believe that raising a child is a responsibility of the community and that parents should not have the final say.
	What?
	Let's be honest.
	Some of you don't know what's best for your kids.
	The state should raise your kids.
	De Blasio feels this way.
	He wants kids to stay in school till 6.30.
	You know how long kids should be in school for?
	Three hours maximum.
	They should be playing.
	Look at the way they're designed.
	Every house in my community has a trampoline in the backyard.
	You know why?
	Because the kids are fucking bottled up all day.
	They have to jump in place like a mad dog.
	Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.
	Because you strap them into a chair all fucking day.
	It's not natural.
	Look at the way they are on Saturday.
	Like my youngest boy, I take him boxing with his friend.
	He's seven now.
	We've been doing it for about a year, right?
	So I'm taking two six-year-olds to a boxing gym.
	Now, the trainer's kind of weird.
	I've had a talk with him in the past.
	And I said, he might be punchy, but I said, dude, I don't need them to be able to win in a fight.
	They're little kids.
	Like, you should have a clown nose on and just be going, dude, dude, let's punch balloons.
	I want them to be interested in boxing.
	But he treats them like they have a fight this Friday.
	So it's the same, it's basically the same routine I do, like crunches and shadow and hitting the heavy bag and doing the slip rope.
	So anyway, it's fucking exhausting and they're pink and sweaty at the end.
	Well, the other kid's black, so he's purple, I guess.
	And they're drinking Gatorade.
	On the way home, I take them to a McDonald's with a play area.
	They tear that thing to shreds after this hour workout.
	It's another hour of running around, jumping, getting in trouble from the staff because they're jumping up on the thing you put your shoes on, like going nuts.
	That's what kids should be doing.
	I'm going to do another dictator video where I explain this.
	They should just be out in a big open field.
	5% of people should be overeducated.
	Anyway, so remember that sentence, right?
	Our society is often very sensitive when it comes to criticizing parents.
	Yeah, you should be.
	They're my fucking kids, asshole.
	And teachers are often afraid of parents because they are given so much authority.
	Is that the most mental sentence you've ever heard in your life?
	Parents are given so much authority over their kids.
	Yeah, you know by who?
	God.
	Nature.
	You know, I was in the forest the other day and there was this beautiful cub there and I went to pick it up and of course the mother comes over and thinks and starts attacking me.
	And all I wanted to do was pick up the cub and play with it.
	But we give these bears so much authority over their cubs.
	It's ridiculous.
	We shouldn't do it anymore.
	I was climbing a tree the other day and I saw this eagle's nest and I wanted to play with the eggs and look at them.
	This eagle comes flying down screeching that horrible screech.
	Its talons were ripping into my flesh.
	We give so much authority to these eagles over their eggs.
	You turn around.
	It's ridiculous.
	The state should be raising all children.
	And by the way, that article was with a drag queen story hour.
	So in the actual piece, he's proving why he shouldn't have authority.
	And by the way, this was in Texas where they caught one of the drag queen guys with a, had a history of, it was a sex crime.
	What was it?
	Sex offender.
	Sex offender.
	A registered sex offender.
	You, the state, got put my kids with a fucking sex offender and you're saying I have too much authority.
	You should be handling it because I don't know what's best for my kids.
	Anyway, this is all a big intro to this Harvard professor who restated this jawdropper.
	You ready for this?
	This is 1-7.
	The issue is, do we think that parents should have 24-7 essentially authoritarian control over their children from ages 0 to 18?
	She did it.
	She trumped that previous guy.
	She's now in the top.
	It is authoritarian control to let your parents, to let parents parent.
	I think it's always dangerous to put powerful people in charge of the powerless and to give the powerful ones total authority.
	So we should give it to a powerless company like the government.
	And like the dictionary definition of authoritarian talks about the government having too much authority.
	And here she is, a Harvard professor, saying that the government not controlling your kids is authoritarian.
	This is like when I, the word literally, if you look it up on Google, it says not literally.
	They've changed.
	Authoritarian now means not authoritarian.
	If you're not living in a tyrannical society where the government controls how your kids think, you're an authoritarian.
	You're a fascist.
	And that's true of free speech too.
	If you are pro-free speech, you're a fascist.
	This is what Orwell talked about.
	The manipulation of words.
	All we can do is give it back to them and say, when they yell at you for not having a mask, say, my body, my choice.
	Hello, you've got a base.
	What's that got to do with anything?
	It's like, hello, like, wake up, like, duh.
	Do you have Zubi on the line?
	I got Zubs.
	Okay.
	We teased it on Thursday, so that's, it's weird how we interviewed him twice, I guess.
	But he grew up in Saudi Arabia, which is a Muslim country to the tune of, I think, 100%.
	But I thought this was interesting.
	The left are their own worst enemies.
	And RuPaul's drag race had a Muslim on it?
	Here's the thing: with Christianity, they say it's a sin to be gay, but if you beg God, Jesus, for forgiveness, then you can still go to heaven.
	It's just a sin.
	I'm an alcoholic.
	That's a sin.
	I'm not going to hell because I accept Christ as my personal Savior.
	Islam doesn't have that caveat.
	Islam is not about compromise.
	So even the fact that you got that much makeup on, that would be bad for a woman.
	As Michael Malice says, showing reverence to Allah does not include putting the entire landcomb counter on your face.
	But go back to this.
	This is a really weird thing because look at the headline.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Go to the headline.
	Islam drag race, Jeff Goldblum receives backlash for Islam comments to Jackie Cox.
	And what he said to her was, is there something in this religion that is anti-homosexuality and anti-woman?
	Yes.
	They throw gays off buildings.
	It's a sin to be gay.
	And it's not a revocable sin.
	In fact, in a lot of Muslim countries, they are for sex changes.
	Because at least it's a straight woman now.
	An anti-woman?
	Yeah.
	Sharia says you need twice as many people, witnesses, for a woman's say than a man's say.
	I'm so sexist sometimes I like that, though.
	Does that complicate the issue?
	And then he has that sort of cuck thing where he says, I'm just raising it and thinking out loud and maybe being stupid.
	So that's what Jeff Goldblum said.
	Jews are allowed to question Islam.
	But look at the clip.
	They don't choose that clip in the article.
	But the clip is great because I can't shut down radical Islam, but they can.
	And isn't it funny?
	Look, they're being incredibly gay.
	And Lauren Southern is permanently banned from the UK because she did a Allah loves LGBT thing in a very Muslim part of London.
	I think it might have been Luton.
	And that offended people because Allah does not like the gays.
	And so she's banned for life.
	That's what this guy's doing.
	He's offending Muslims.
	Which is okay with me.
	When the Muslim ban happened, it really destroyed a lot of my faith.
	Wait a minute, just pause.
	I don't think men are allowed to wear a hijab.
	That's blasphemous, too.
	Yeah.
	So you have a gay wearing a hijab and you have a man wearing a hijab.
	Those are both verboten.
	No, I think he means by the Muslim ban that he was banned from being a Muslim because he acts this way.
	Yeah, dude, there is a Muslim band.
	They ban you from their religion.
	This country.
	They went as so far as to do so thousands of years ago, actually.
	They predicted this.
	And really hurt my family.
	What about when you saw your family?
	You're thrown off buildings.
	Did that offend you?
	That's so wrong to me.
	And I had to show America that you can be LGBT and from the Middle East and there's going to be complicated around that and that's okay.
	But I hear it.
	I deserve to be in America just as much as anyone else.
	Everything you're saying really registers with me.
	At the end of the day, this country is for everyone and I'm so sorry.
	Against the law to be gay in Saudi Arabia.
	Wow.
	Anyway.
	Did you see his you didn't see Jeff Goldman's reaction?
	No.
	Oh.
	That is one big pile of shit.
	All right.
	This looks like I'm setting up Zubi, and I don't want to piss him off because he's a great guest and I want to have him back on the show.
	I don't think he could deny, though, that there's plenty of criticisms for Saudi Arabia.
	But I'm sure there's plenty of good things about it.
	Let's discuss both with him now.
	Watch the rapper got some lingoes busted while the guitar sways.
	B-side copy for the radio.
	Zubi, are you there, sir?
	I am here right here.
	How you doing?
	Yo, Roy, Gayes?
	Yeah, man.
	I'm all good, man.
	I'm all good.
	We're still on this weird lockdown thing, but I'm not too locked down.
	I'm still going out and all that, so it's all good.
	Yeah, yeah, I don't really mind it either.
	I noticed you don't have a British accent.
	I do not.
	No, I did not grow up in the UK.
	I was born here, but didn't grow up here.
	And you grew up in Saudi Arabia?
	Yeah, that's right.
	Lived there for 19 years in total.
	Spent a lot of time in my teenage years going back and forth between there and the UK during my schooling and university.
	But yeah, I lived in Saudi for almost 20 years.
	So I went to an international school.
	Most of my teachers were American.
	Lots of my friends were American, Canadian, everything, from all over really.
	But I was basically taught English by Americans.
	So I picked up the accent there and I've always somewhat maintained it.
	I get mad when I see Saudi Arabians driving on those two-wheel things, you know, when they take the car and they go sideways on it.
	Oh, I think that's awesome.
	Well, I just think, why did we give you guys so much money?
	Because that oil, man.
	Yeah, but this is what we should have done, whatever it was 500 years ago, 200 years ago.
	We should have said, hey, we've been doing some research in your sand and you have this black gunk that's threatening your water supply.
	So we're going to take it out of there for $100 a month.
	And then later we'll say, hey, you want to buy some oil, some gas?
	Yeah, no, they got that one.
	You know, Gulf states, it's a good hustle.
	They're sitting on some valuable stuff right there.
	Well, not valuable right now, to be fair.
	But this is where I get offensive.
	I don't think they would have figured out how to get it out on their own.
	I think the Middle East is pretty backwards.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	This is an interesting conversation.
	It depends.
	You know, I think a lot of things depends on how you look at it, man.
	I get a lot of flack for saying anything positive about Saudi Arabia.
	If I say anything positive about Saudi Arabia in public, people go nuts, despite the fact that I lived there for a couple decades.
	And, you know, a lot of, it's one of those countries people have a very strong opinion on, but most people don't know very little about it, which is an odd thing.
	I think the entire Middle East is primitive.
	Like, look at their clothes, and they got the big long gown that we wore in the Bible.
	And even their food is like, it's a bunch of leftovers.
	Just like, here, dip this and this and have that.
	And we're in a fucking tent like Jesus was born an hour ago.
	I'm not impressed.
	Have you been there?
	No.
	I've been to Israel and Palestine.
	Okay.
	What was that like?
	I haven't been to those.
	It was very enlightening.
	Okay.
	But are you like proud?
	You're right.
	I'm totally ignorant.
	But are you proud of Saudi Arabian culture?
	Am I proud of Saudi Arabian culture?
	I mean, I'm not Saudi to be proud of it, just like I'm not American to be proud of American culture.
	You know what I mean?
	Why were you raised there?
	Your dad is like an oil exec or something?
	No, he's actually a medical doctor, but he worked for an oil company.
	Ah, I see.
	Yeah.
	I mean, my experience of Saudi was incredibly positive, and as it was for the vast majority of people I know who grew up there.
	So, you know, there's different worlds there.
	I'm totally aware that me being an expat and the child of expats, I have a different experience to a lot of people who are nationals.
	But if you speak to a lot of Saudi nationals, a lot of Saudi nationals are very, very proud of their country.
	And there are a lot of things, there are a lot of issues in the Western world, many of which I know you think are issues as well, which are not big problems over there.
	So certainly there's an argument to be made that parts, that that part of the world is too conservative, if we want to use that term, in certain regards.
	I don't disagree with that.
	But there's also a very strong case to be made that if you look at the modern UK or Canada or the US and a lot of the nonsense that's going on there, that they're too liberal in some regards and they've kind of gone off the deep end in the in the other direction.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	I mean, at least they value the family and stuff where the family has become public enemy number one in our culture.
	But didn't they abolish slavery like an hour ago?
	In Saudi Arabia.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	No, that's not true.
	Dude, it was like 1990 or something insane.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	In terms of the formal laws, I'm not certain.
	So I wouldn't really want to speak on that.
	It's alarmingly recent.
	I do know that.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I mean, look, there's certainly, it's not hard to, I'll be honest.
	I mean, I don't think it's hard to criticize any country.
	I think it depends on what you focus on, right?
	I think if someone wanted to be very deeply critical of America, it's not hard to do.
	Someone wanted to be deeply critical of the UK, it's not hard to do.
	And you can always point out certain extreme things or things that you really, really disagree with that happen in a nation or things that the government does, for example, which lots of people generally would think are messed up.
	But I think it's important to draw the line and the distinction between the government and the people.
	And I know a lot of Saudis.
	I know way more Saudis than most people do.
	And in my experience as someone who lived there for a long time, my general view of the country is positive.
	I know that surprises a lot of people.
	I do know a lot of people from the West who have gone there with some trepidation, especially now that they have the tourist visas open.
	This includes women, by the way, who were very, very surprised by how much they actually liked it.
	And yeah, you know, like with any nation, you're going to have pros and cons.
	And what I want to say to people really is that, yeah, it's not, there's a lot of misinformation in terms of what people believe here.
	And it doesn't mean that all of it is without any basis.
	But yeah, it's somewhere.
	Honestly, if you ever get a chance to go there, especially now more recently, stuff has changed quite a lot, even since I haven't been there for 10 years.
	But from my understanding, I had a guy from there on my podcast recently who's a Saudi native, and he was talking about some of the very big changes that have happened just in the past three or four years.
	So, you know, the place is changing.
	But it's interesting.
	it's a very interesting place.
	And I think most people who go there from the West would actually be surprised by the If I stepped off the plane, I would evaporate.
	We think 70 degrees is balmy.
	Yeah, it gets to like 120 there.
	Yeah, it is hot.
	It is definitely hot.
	Do women have to wear head coverings everywhere they go?
	No, not anymore.
	Can you drink?
	Are there pubs?
	No, no, no, no alcohol.
	Alcohol is still totally illegal and will probably remain that way.
	Well, I mean, that's kind of the end of this debate, is it not?
	You're talking to someone who's teetotal anyway, so it's not really a big deal.
	I should have led with that argument and then I could just drop this mic.
	Plop.
	Did you experience racism there?
	No, not at all.
	But they have, they see, in most of the Middle East, they see blacks as inferior.
	People say that about the U.S., though, and I don't think it's true about either country.
	There are a lot of people, even people in the U.S., who really think that that is true.
	And I surprise people when I say that I don't experience a lot of racism anywhere.
	And whether I'm talking Eastern Europe or the Middle East or the UK or USA or whatever, I've experienced very, very little racism in my life.
	I mean, you get the occasional weirdo like far lefties on Twitter who think it's cool to throw some stuff at me.
	It's always from the left wing, by the way, never from the right.
	Well, they love you when you're a pet.
	But then as soon as the pet chews the Chesterfield or spills something, then he's a bad dog.
	And that's when coon comes out and the N-word and Uncle Tom and all that stuff.
	Yeah, it was saving.
	Yeah, I've experienced a lot of that.
	But in Saudi, honestly, I lived there for 20 years, not a single incident.
	Not one.
	Did you get laid there?
	I was pretty young.
	No, not when you were 10 as an adult male.
	I haven't spent much of my adult life there.
	Most of my adult life has been back in the UK and then in other countries.
	Oh, okay.
	So, yeah.
	How does a man satisfy his primal desires in Saudi Arabia?
	In the back of a car or something?
	Get married and have a family.
	That's it.
	Get married, have a family.
	I'm sure there's people who do, you know, I'm sure there's people who do other stuff.
	You know, men are going to be men.
	But yeah, I mean, the family structure, I mean, that's when people ask me, you know, what are some of the pros of Saudi Arabia or Saudi culture?
	I mean, one of the obvious ones, you already mentioned it, would be the approach to family and marriage and actually upholding their more traditional religious values.
	Again, you know, there are certain things there that can be criticized.
	But in terms of having a stable societal structure, that is something that I feel like the West is losing and that they're doing a good job of maintaining.
	Of course, you know, even if you talk about stuff like drugs and alcohol, I mean, how many problems in the modern Western world stem from drugs and alcohol?
	It's a lot of problems.
	So I can totally, like, I'm pretty libertarian myself.
	So I can totally understand the argument of people should be able to sort of make those decisions for themselves and do what they want.
	But I can also understand the approach of like, look, we've seen what this has done in other places.
	Like, we don't want this.
	We don't want this.
	It's against our religion.
	It's against our values.
	We don't want it.
	We don't want alcohol.
	We don't want drugs coming in here.
	And they just draw that hard line.
	And the reality is it works, right?
	You don't go around the street and see people drunk and on drugs.
	There's no homelessness in South.
	There's no homelessness.
	There's no drug addicts.
	So all of those problems that we're trying to solve over here, they do avoid a lot of that.
	Like I said, of course, it comes with its own problems.
	But I think that it's not fair to not weigh those things up and act like everything here is perfect and we don't have any social issues here and that everything there is bad and that there's nothing that we could sort of learn or perhaps even relearn from some of those societies and be like, oh, you know what?
	Like maybe it's a good idea for people to get married and have families and not all get divorced and be strung out on all this stuff, you know?
	Yeah, I'd like there to be some more stigma with divorce at least.
	It's kind of seen as cool.
	People after 10, I saw Amy Pohler.
	I don't know if you know who she is.
	She's like a famous comic over here, comedian lady, comedy lady, I should say.
	And she was like, yeah, but we lasted for 10 years, and I think that's something to be proud of.
	Oh, congratulations.
	You're getting divorced.
	Good work.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You know, I think, like I said, I just think in the modern West, I think it's overcorrected.
	I think it's gone too far in the other way.
	I think there was probably a time a couple decades ago where it was like, okay, kind of got the right balance here.
	And it's sort of tilted too far the other way.
	I mean, you've got now people, you've got children being put on, you've got people debating what is a man, what is a woman.
	You've got children being put on hormones.
	You've got like all of this just bizarre, weird stuff going on, which has been a big conversation over the last 10 years.
	And yeah, as I've said, you know, we can criticize other places.
	But if I look at where my family is originally from, which is Nigeria, or I look at Saudi Arabia, I'm like, look, those things are just not, those aren't even conversations.
	Those aren't issues there.
	There are other issues, but stuff like that is, you know, they at least got those basics down.
	Yeah, we used to have them down too.
	It was a lot more voluntary than it is in an Islamic society.
	How do you feel about...
	How do you feel about Islam in the UK right now?
	It seems to be a scourge.
	I wouldn't say that.
	I can understand people's concern with elements of it, not just in the UK, but in Europe in general.
	It's not something I have super duper strong feelings on.
	What about the Pakistani grooming gangs?
	Okay, that's a problem.
	That's a problem.
	No question, right?
	And I think that I think it's ridiculous That For the sake of So-called Political correctness People didn't want to And I think that's a massive issue.
	And I think that's one of the dangers of political correctness is it prevents people from talking openly about legitimate issues, right?
	I think there's a balance.
	I can understand the idea of, okay, we don't want to completely paint with a super broad brush.
	We don't want people to go out and just start attacking someone who's wearing a headscarf or who they know is a Muslim or whatever.
	I do understand that.
	But at the same time, there's this, like I said, it's the same word, right?
	It's an over-correction.
	It's going, oh, okay, so instead, we're just going to sweep this under the carpet and we're going to act like it has nothing to do with anything and it's not happening and everyone's making it up.
	And if you say otherwise, you're Islamophobic.
	That's also a ridiculous position.
	And the truth is in the middle.
	The answer is, was this going on?
	Is this thing an issue?
	Yes, absolutely.
	Are the people who are doing this primarily of this dissent?
	And are they justifying it?
	Perhaps using some of their cultural or religious beliefs?
	Sure, right?
	Just like any extremist would, for example, right?
	It's ridiculous if someone commits a terrorist bombing or a knife attack or a shooting attack or whatever, and they do it in the name of a specific ideology or religion, then it's ridiculous to say that they didn't do it in the name of the thing that they did, which is another thing people sort of try to do.
	Does that mean that all or most people who are in that demographic or of that belief follow that and want that to happen?
	No, of course not.
	And I mean, hopefully this is like obvious, but it seems like stuff that people struggle to find the balance and just be truthful and be honest with.
	Are you religious?
	I'm a Christian, yeah.
	So you were a Christian living in an Islamic society for 20 years?
	Absolutely.
	And no problems over there?
	No problems, no.
	Is there Christian churches?
	No, there are no churches in Saudi Arabia.
	Because they're killing the Middle East.
	No church buildings anyway.
	No church buildings.
	Hundreds of Christians a day in the Middle East and well, around the world.
	Yeah, there are parts of the Middle East where that's a, excuse me, there are parts of the Middle East where that is a major issue.
	In Saudi Arabia specifically, I mean, look, the country is 99.5% Muslim, right?
	It's that's how it is.
	With me, I can only speak of my personal experience.
	So I don't know what it would be like for, say, a Saudi national who is a Christian or anything non-Muslim, atheist, whatever.
	I can't speak on their behalf.
	As an expat, the situation basically where I lived and I know with other expat communities was you can have your can have church services, you can congregate.
	It would normally be in like a theater or like perhaps even a school gym or any room because there's no actual church building.
	They do have pastors.
	You'll have expat pastors who are in there and everything.
	You can hold your services, everything as usual.
	No one's going to bother you.
	Everything's cool.
	But like I said, if you were sort of outside in the real Saudi, then the situation there most likely would be pretty different.
	So I can't.
	It would be pretty bad.
	It would be pretty bad for you.
	In that regard, though, I don't think Saudi is one of the worst.
	I think there are countries where sort of the persecution of Christians and other religious minorities is far, far worse than Saudi, as far as I know.
	I mean, like I said, my family is originally from Nigeria.
	The north of Nigeria would be far more dangerous, for example.
	If someone was gay in Nigeria, would someone talk to them say, why are you gay?
	Oh, like the Ugandan interviewer.
	You are gay.
	That was the best interview in the world.
	I am not gay.
	Why is the African accent so fun to do?
	And why are you beating him?
	Confusion of the highest order.
	That was the best line in that whole thing.
	Who is going to pay for it?
	If you hang out with that boy, he's going to stab you and you will die and we have a funeral.
	And who is going to pay for it?
	Is that how your dad talks?
	Sorry?
	Is that how your dad talks?
	Does he have that accent?
	My dad does not talk like that.
	That's too bad.
	No.
	Well, I can't remember what the question was.
	Zubi, why are you talking to a hate man?
	He is going to kill you.
	You will be in a funeral.
	Who is going to pay for it?
	He is gay.
	Do you know what's funny?
	Here's a question.
	why is it considered racist to do some accents, but not other ones?
	The only one you're not allowed to do is any, Jamaican is sort of like if you did a commercial with a white guy doing a Jamaican accent, you get in trouble.
	But you can do it on stage and stuff.
	But for some reason, the Chinese, I did a book, The Death of Cool, and I had an audio book, and I had all these actors come in and play various roles.
	None of them would do the Chinese woman.
	So I had to hire a Chinese lady to come in, and she was a shitty actor.
	So that part of the book sucks because she's like, oh, why you go over there for so long?
	And I thought, can I just get someone funny to do this accent?
	Nope, not allowed.
	Why is that?
	I don't know.
	It's an interesting question.
	It's one of those things I've wondered because people do accents all the time, right?
	People, you know, just messing around and whatever.
	And it's like, there's tons of them that are fine to do, right?
	No one is going to get offended if someone does an American or British or a French or a German or tons of different accents.
	Like no one cares.
	But then it's like there's certain ones where someone does it and all of a sudden it's like, oh my gosh.
	Well, that happened with Blackface about seven years ago.
	Before that, you would have Billy Crystal doing Sammy Davis Jr. or even Jimmy Kimmel doing a basketball player or Jimmy Fallon.
	If he was doing a black guy, he'd have black skin.
	And then that became verboten.
	We somehow jumped back to Jim Crow.
	So then you'd have Fred Armison doing Obama on Saturday Night Live, but he'd have the wig, he'd have the Afro wig, but his same skin.
	So he looked like Obama with food poisoning or something, who was like really sick.
	It looked so bizarre.
	Pale Obama.
	Yeah, people are kind of dishonest with that one as well, too, because there's a difference between actual blackface, which is legitimately considered offensive by vast majority of people, and then there's just dressing like someone.
	Trying to look like the guy.
	Yeah.
	Blackface has to be black.
	You need a big white mouth.
	Yeah, it's a different thing.
	That's a different thing.
	It's slightly beige.
	No, yeah, it's a different thing.
	We live in a weird time where people...
	There's always going to be stuff that is...
	I don't know.
	I think that people want to...
	People think that it's virtuous to be offended.
	They think that it's a good thing to be offended.
	And people will pick stuff out that I know they're not even legitimately offended by or think is a massive problem, but they want to use it to sort of score points or to do this or to do that.
	And I think a big problem with a lot of it, to be honest with you, is it makes it difficult for people to determine what is actually a problem and what is not.
	If you call everybody a racist, if you call everybody a Nazi, then you very quickly run out of words and labels to use to address legitimate issues.
	Well, you can't sue for it anymore.
	Five years ago, you could sue someone if they called you a Nazi.
	Today, it just means jerk, so there's no damages.
	They alluded it to nothing.
	Yeah, it just doesn't mean anything.
	And I think that's, you know, there's a lot of issues with that beyond calling people stuff that they're not.
	But I think there's a big issue of what I'd call label inflation, which is just diluting the terms to a point where it's like, well, it doesn't mean anything anymore.
	You need a new word now.
	I don't have a problem with anyone who's honest.
	The thing I don't like is the dishonesty.
	And to go back to calling you Kuhn and all that, that means that that liberal had a little sack of hate that he was hiding behind his back and he was waiting for you to fuck up, to unleash it.
	That's what pisses me off is that you had that sack behind your back.
	What annoys me is that the People who do that, you have a lot of people who think that because they have so-called progressive left-leaning political views, that they can be as racist, sexist, bigoted, intolerant, hateful, whatever as they want and kind of get away with it.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	And it implies, too, that they always wanted to do that.
	So they were waiting for that opportunity.
	Yeah, exactly.
	To me, it's like a mask.
	It's like they're wearing this mask.
	I've seen through it for a long time, right?
	I'm not someone who's like massively shifted politically or anything over the course of my life, but it's something I've seen from a very long time because I just noticed the patterns.
	And it's like, okay, once a lot of these people find out that I don't necessarily agree with them on certain things, then suddenly all of this comes out, right?
	It's like, oh, okay, you don't really care about me or my opinion or whatever, right?
	You've just got this ideology and you want everybody and you expect me to share it with you because of my skin color or whatever.
	And I'm just like, nah, I don't play that, right?
	I like decent people, people who are open-minded, people who are honest, anyone I can have a conversation with.
	Cool, let's talk.
	But I'm not going to go out of my way to misinterpret you or to create the worst possible version of who you are or what you said.
	And this is something that's just been going on for a long time.
	I know I'm saying this to you specifically because I know that you've dealt with a lot of this stuff.
	It's like the sportification of politics.
	And now you just want your team to win.
	So if Trump is good for the economy, shit, I don't want...
	Like, I don't want them to have a good pitcher.
	I don't want them to have a good season.
	And I want harm to happen to, you know, their best pitchers, their best hitters.
	If they get into Carxon, I go, yes.
	Okay.
	I wouldn't go that far.
	I wouldn't go that far.
	I think that in itself, when people do that legitimately, that's another problem.
	And again, it just shows that people have gotten so partisan that they lose their humanity.
	Yes.
	When Boris Johnson came down with coronavirus, I mean, I'm seeing people on Twitter there saying that they hope he dies.
	And then you look in their Twitter bio and it says, you know, hashtag be kind, hashtag, you know, you know, and you're just kind of like, really?
	So you disagree with this guy's politics?
	You don't like the prime minister.
	So you literally want him to die and for his unborn child to not have a father?
	It's bizarre.
	Yeah, it's like, come on, man.
	Or it's the same thing with like Rush Limbaugh.
	You know, when he got a cancer diagnosis, you have all these people saying, yeah, he deserves it.
	Hope he dies.
	Like all this guy.
	And I'm just like, man.
	Same with Maggie Thatcher.
	Same with Roger Ailes, like dancing on the grave before the body's cold.
	It's not a good look.
	You know, there's plenty of people I disagree with politically, but I don't wish any physical harm or death upon them, right?
	If I do that, then what kind of person am I?
	No, the only time you should wish harm upon anyone is in sports.
	And for that, it should be specifically the Yankees.
	No other teams, really.
	Maybe the Nationals, maybe.
	We're out of time.
	We've got another interview, but it was a pleasure talking to you.
	I'd love to have you back.
	Yeah, man, we'll do it.
	Right on, dude.
	The thing I do is like, oh.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	You're playing the sound.
	You're playing the sound.
	By the way, slavery was abolished in 1973 in Saudi Arabia.
	That's pretty late.
	Remember Buchanan?
	The West did not start slavery, but the West alone abolished it and got good at it.
	If you will.
	If you will.
	Did you know this, though?
	There's some progressive things in the Muslim community.
	When they cane women, they have to have a woman cane the woman now.
	Oh.
	That's good.
	That's a victory for feminism.
	Speaking of victories for feminism, I think we're going to have our first brutal dictator.
	Why do I say dictator weird?
	Dictator.
	Dictator.
	It's because I'm used to saying dictatorship.
	Hi, I'm dictator.
	I don't think we've had a female dictator since Catherine the Great.
	And now we're going to have Kim Jong-un's sister.
	And you keep saying to me, move aside, men.
	Like Sean King hates Joe Biden because he's a white male.
	Amy Siskind says, if you're a white male, do not run for any DNC position and step out of the way.
	You're in the way of a woman of color.
	Mark Ruffalo says that too.
	Okay, guys, you tried it.
	Step aside.
	All right.
	Wait till you see what Kim Jong-un's sister is like.
	You ain't seen nothing yet, boys.
	Because I'm familiar with female dictators.
	We tried this right before Christianity, and it was called paganism.
	And you know what happens?
	Babies get sacrificed to the gods.
	Virgins get sacrificed to the gods.
	It's a fucking spooky world.
	You want to smash the patriarchy?
	women are way...
	That's not a daddy bear who rips your head off.
	That's a mama bear.
	Women are, they can get pretty pretty grumpy.
	All right.
	This has been a long app.
	It was a long talk with the Zubmeister.
	So let's hit the mail bag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Will you touch it?
	Basy.
	Bicey?
	Bicey.
	I have this video of Johnny when he was two eating a mint.
	And he goes, oh, bice.
	And I go, is that really bicey?
	He goes, yeah, bicey.
	And then I was filming him, and kids don't like that.
	It's like pretty girls don't like being told they're pretty.
	Kids don't like being cute.
	And they hate when they videotape them and stuff.
	So then he goes over to my wife and he's like, mom, bicey.
	Borgos, you're a joke.
	Moch.
	Moch.
	I have FGTV morch.
	Oh, he was going by his old preschool the other day.
	And he goes, that's my old preschool.
	I didn't know it's also a church.
	And now I try to get him to say it all the time, like, that school you used to go to.
	What was it?
	Like a concert hall?
	What was it?
	And he goes, a chorch.
	It was a church.
	That's like when my other boy, he thought Jiminy Cricket's name was Crickety Cricket.
	That's why I have a tattoo that says Crickety Cricket.
	And I don't know, maybe 200 times I'd go, Oh, I'm sorry to keep asking this, but Pinocchio, he has a friend that's like an insect or something.
	What's his name again?
	And he goes, Oh my God, Crickety Cricket.
	Yes, that's it.
	Crickety Cricket.
	Sorry about that.
	And then after I got the tattoo, he goes, Dad, I have bad news.
	This is when he's like five.
	It's Jiminy Cricket.
	And I was like, what?
	I asked you like a hundred times.
	Mike!
	Now I have a crickety cricket tattoo, shithead.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	Nick's, oh, I almost said his name.
	We're not allowed to be watching this show, so I can't say your names because we live in a culture where listening to something is verboten.
	I remember saying that to the vice guys when we started falling out.
	I said, not only can you not say what you want in this society, you can't listen to what you want.
	You can't hear what you want.
	This is verboten, later.
	Could you add a payment option to the Justice for Liberty fundraiser that isn't as sketchy as GeniePay, which wants my SSN to donate with a credit card?
	I know Payball can be bullshit, but there must be something else viable.
	No, there's not, Nick.
	We will be hacked by Antifa if we have anything less than what you say, what you see there.
	This took us weeks and weeks.
	And I won't get into what Antifa did in their hack because I don't want to give them any play.
	But the only way we can do it is this system.
	And I have to call about 100 people who were victims of the hack.
	And when I say victims of the hack, I don't mean that they lost any money.
	I mean their money, they couldn't pay.
	It didn't go through.
	So that total you see there is much lower than what it should be because Antifa successfully denied Liberty the Baby about $4,000.
	So it's $36 now and it should be $40.
	Told you they're fucking scumbags.
	Lucy Brown just did a really good documentary about Antifa trying to kill Katie Hopkins.
	Maybe we'll talk about it tomorrow.
	We also got a letter.
	I don't see it here now, but she's really mad at us for calling normal-looking girls gross babes because we're saying if you're not a 10, you're gross.
	I think you're misunderstanding the way men are.
	It's sort of like, I was going to say stinky cheese, but that might bother you too.
	The gross is complimentary.
	You're almost making fun of the word gross.
	It's like when you say something's gay, you're not really saying it's homosexual.
	You're making fun of the way you used to see what gays were when you were like nine years old.
	So you're kind of making fun of yourself when you were a little kid.
	So when we say gross babes, we're kind of making fun of the concept of someone being gross if they're not a 10.
	You get me?
	So we don't see them as gross at all.
	It's a parody of the word gross.
	This is why I hate any kind of policing of color and crazy verbiage because you often don't, you get the motive wrong.
	Like when I was on ABC News and she said, look, you're proud boys, they do this and they know it can be misconstrued.
	And you say things that can be taken out of context.
	Well, if we did something that could never be considered offensive and spoke in a way that could never be taken out of context, that's colorless gray dialogue.
	That's not fun to listen to.
	I was too much of indecence.
	Yes, racist jokes are funny.
	Hey, Gavin, Ruttard Ryan.
	See?
	Like, that's sent in an endearing way.
	Yeah.
	This guy doesn't clearly think you're making fun of you for being a bumbling buffoon.
	Retard Ryan.
	Ruh.
	I feel like such a doad for waiting so long to say anything about this issue, but I've been getting double billed each month since December.
	Okay, that's something that we will deal with.
	That's a crazy Dinash thinks he's a show that we handle any glitches.
	Sometimes people will forget their password and then they'll re-log in with a new name and I don't know.
	It's a long story, but I shouldn't bore you with technical difficulties.
	Hey, the Gavin, and I just sent that immediately to our billing department to fix.
	Hey, Gavin, the Rye guy, if you're wondering what happens when you type beer murder into YouTube, here's your answer.
	The part at the end where she puts her hand to her mouth is my reason for living.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Jenna, P.S. Gavin, I have a prediction.
	You hate emojis and Ryan loves them.
	Am I correct?
	No, you're not.
	I'm a big emoji guy.
	Yeah.
	Especially the beer one.
	if I want to go get beers.
	They was all over a beer.
	They was up there, a beer that day didn't have no beer.
	And they wanted a beer.
	They were hanging around to get a beer.
	They were all over a beer.
	They probably took this beer and then shot it.
	It's like when Bay Stickman told me he went to a prison that was so black, that people were so black you couldn't understand them.
	It's so strange that we have a country where a group of people have a different accent than the other group of people to the point where they can't be...
	Maybe it's not so weird.
	But it's almost like Glaswegians were scattered all over the country.
	Anyway, food for thought.
	All right.
	I think we can do one more.
	Pathetic nerd update.
	My favorite segment ever was the one on that poly relationship with the losers getting that chick pregnant.
	Oh my God, stop sending this.
	Jesus H Christ.
	The story is weeks old now.
	And you keep sending it.
	Yes, we know the Polyamorous couple had a hurt their baby.
	Got it.
	Don't send me letters and stuff if you don't fucking watch the show.
	Just have some other asshole telling me about a guy Named Ben Garrison, who has done it, who does cartoons.
	And he did a cartoon of me.
	Yes, I'm familiar with Ben Garrison.
	That's why we had him on the fucking show.
	Let me fuck you in my ear.
	Have you heard of Lady Saw?
	Ooh, this is kind of cool.
	What?
	This was a related article from the Your Parents Don't Know How to Development.
	That's also ancient news, Ryan.
	Everyone's talking about this.
	Japanese mayor said men take longer or faster at shopping because they treat it like a scavenger hunt and women get distracted.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	That was ancient news.
	All right, last letter.
	Dear Gavin and Retard, you have mentioned several times on past.
	And like the woman who was offended by Gross Babe, that's offensive.
	He's saying that Ryan has Down syndrome.
	Or something like that.
	He's not saying that.
	It's a joke.
	You have mentioned several times on past shows that it feels stupid for misremembering it's very difficult to do.
	And how that was never actually said on the Sopranos.
	Here is why.
	What you are doing is an impersonation of Anthony Cumia doing Tony Soprano.
	That's correct.
	We've gone through this too.
	We've gone through this already, sir.
	Close the doors and concentrate and do your fucking Tony Soprano impersonation.
	I said, yeah, is that what I gotta do?
	It's a very difficult situation.
	So what's he doing?
	Is he doing Anthony?
	Or is Anthony doing?
	No, no.
	He's riffing off the original material.
	But Tony does say that.
	Why is so much of the mailbag filled with 20-year-olds telling a 50-year-old about life?
	Especially with things we've already discussed.
	If you don't watch the show religiously, don't tell me about shit.
	Okay?
	The impetus is back during OpenANTE.
	They would play a YouTuber who did an incredible Tony impression.
	Yes, thank you.
	We've discussed this YouTuber many times.
	Max Couch.
	It's a short video, but it's fucking great.
	I know, I know, I know, Tim shit man.
	Fuck you.
	Last year, November, we got another letter from the same.
	It's the same thing.
	Not for the same guy.
	So, not for the same guy.
	We were talking about this a fucking year ago.
	And it's a very difficult situation.
	All right, final video.
	This is 2-4.
	It's a fucking.
	I want to do.
	It's a Ferrari.
	I want to make sure you get the right one first, though.
	Actually, with these, you don't, you can.
	Yeah, this is it.
	So this one was originally called Don't Throw Your Mask in a Ferrari.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck is this?
	Come back, show it again.
	Let's time it.
	1 1000, 2 1000, 3 1000.
	Four seconds he's out, five 1,000, six 1,000, seven 1,000.
	He's already ready with And before 10 seconds is up, he's done the damage.
	Isn't that awesome?
	You think that was set up?
	No.
	Judging by the matte black car, like, that's a nice car of its own.
	You don't think that was...
	This is some sort of thing.
	Oh, that's an interesting theory because waiting for the ship.
	And then she has a bat ready on the ready.
	But why would they do that?
	A new windshield's probably like 500 bucks.
	For a viral prank or something.
	Like, they're both doing very well.
	Like, that matte black truck is nothing to sneeze at.
	This isn't New York plate.
	It's not a Land Plate.
	It's a New York plate.
	That's just like a Ford.
	What is it?
	That's a tricked-out car.
	Look at the headlights.
	Custom heads.
	Those are Land Rover headlights.
	Yeah, that might be a Land Rover.
	Right?
	Look at the grill.
	I mean, those are Range Rover headlights, I believe.
	I think the body 2020.
	Yeah, that might be a Range Rover.
	Yeah, those aren't common cars, you see.
	So maybe he already had a crack in his windshield, and then he thought, let's do a funny way to, before we change the windshield.
	Okay, go to 2.5.
	Because the initial thing said, don't throw a mask at a car.
	But then there exists another angle.
	Which further retard Ryan's theory.
	Detective Shitty might have a point here.
	So evidence part two.
	Wait, let me see that.
	So it wasn't a mask.
	It was a piece of cheese.
	It was a slice of cheese.
	Oh, but look.
	What?
	I think it's still in the wrapper.
	Because he was like, yeah, I'll do it, but don't keep the wrapper on.
	I don't want any fucking cheese on my car.
	You can always get cheese off, too.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, fuck.
	You know, this is completely fucking no.
	It's a green light.
	They've had a green light this whole time.
	They wouldn't drive.
	How long was that late green?
	You cracked the case, my friend.
	The finger generation is, if there's one thing they're better that, it's sussing out fake videos.
	Because we didn't grow up with this shit.
	And then that's not a jalopy that was recording the other angle either.
	That looks like a G-Wagon.
	These guys might be mechanics.
	Yeah, and they're just like, "We could replace a windshield no problem, let's just He wanted a tinted window shield.
	Yeah, the guy with the Range Rover came in and said, I want tinted windows.
	And they were all fucking around and they're all driving around their clients'cars.
	One guy had a...
	I mean, he might have messed up the windshield wipers, but why were they on in the first place?
	Why are the windshield wipers on?
	No, he could have hit it, but he was just that kind of goes against my point.
	That's like a panic move.
	No, no, you're acting.
	Ah, oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, the windshield wipers on.
	Yeah, he was out there too fast.
	And there's no lead up.
	There's no end.
	That's where it ends.
	And why are they laughing like it's fun?
	Like, oh, shit, this is funny.
	Oh, shit, I just lost 500 bucks.
	I don't know.
	More proof that it's fake AF.
	This is a crazy matching face.
	Ryan is right, and I'm wrong.
	this is April Fools.
	What the fuck's going on?
	It's upside down.
	That's sort of been the theme of the show, right?
	It's authoritarian.
	Do not let the state run your life.
	Ryan is a good detective.
	Up is down, down is up.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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